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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,300 --> 00:00:04,370 24.000fps 2 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 3 00:00:40,574 --> 00:00:43,574 Things have been going well. 4 00:00:43,575 --> 00:00:46,674 I've been working with these sick kids, 5 00:00:46,675 --> 00:00:49,475 kids who've been diagnosed with cancer. 6 00:00:49,476 --> 00:00:52,875 And chemo when you're twelve, like, sucks. 7 00:00:52,876 --> 00:00:57,409 But...I mean, chemo sucks in general, 8 00:00:57,410 --> 00:00:59,978 but twelve sucks It's when it happens. 9 00:00:59,979 --> 00:01:01,510 When what happens? 10 00:01:01,511 --> 00:01:03,113 Are you girls ready to order? 11 00:01:03,114 --> 00:01:07,012 Oh, I'll get the Cobb Salad, with the... oh, 12 00:01:07,013 --> 00:01:10,546 no chicken, no bacon, no cheese and no avocado. 13 00:01:10,547 --> 00:01:14,713 Mm... I'll get the burger and fries. 14 00:01:14,714 --> 00:01:17,514 but maybe with her bacon and her cheese, 15 00:01:17,515 --> 00:01:19,948 and do not bring me a dessert menu. 16 00:01:19,949 --> 00:01:21,915 I already know I want the cheesecake, 17 00:01:21,916 --> 00:01:23,782 the brownie cheesecake. 18 00:01:23,783 --> 00:01:26,883 I'm so glad you're not on that stupid diet anymore. 19 00:01:26,884 --> 00:01:29,516 It was making me a miserable person. 20 00:01:29,517 --> 00:01:32,053 So, I have some news. 21 00:01:37,719 --> 00:01:38,857 What are you doing right now? 22 00:01:42,854 --> 00:01:44,720 Just like your typical Sunday morning. 23 00:01:44,721 --> 00:01:47,152 It's Monday and it's like noon in L.A. 24 00:01:47,153 --> 00:01:48,887 Uh, how do you know that? 25 00:01:48,888 --> 00:01:50,653 You don't even fuckin' live here. 26 00:01:50,654 --> 00:01:52,988 Okay. Well... you don't even know my day right now. 27 00:01:52,989 --> 00:01:54,755 I was having lunch with Becky. 28 00:01:54,756 --> 00:01:55,755 We went to that place, 29 00:01:57,790 --> 00:01:59,020 Fucker! 30 00:01:59,021 --> 00:02:00,124 I haven't started the story yet. 31 00:02:00,125 --> 00:02:01,723 No. Ugh. 32 00:02:01,724 --> 00:02:04,723 I just realized that the guy I slept with sucks. 33 00:02:04,724 --> 00:02:06,092 Would you stop thinking about yourself 34 00:02:06,093 --> 00:02:08,790 and your weird little life for five seconds? 35 00:02:08,791 --> 00:02:11,625 I was having lunch with Becky... I have some news. 36 00:02:11,626 --> 00:02:16,025 My point is, imagine chemo on top of twelve. 37 00:02:16,026 --> 00:02:19,459 It really makes you appreciate what we have. 38 00:02:19,460 --> 00:02:20,994 Yeah, it does. 39 00:02:20,995 --> 00:02:23,759 So, things have been getting pretty serious 40 00:02:23,760 --> 00:02:26,161 with Dale and I, and I haven't really told anyone 41 00:02:26,162 --> 00:02:27,127 Can I say something? 42 00:02:27,128 --> 00:02:28,159 Stop. Stop, stop, stop. 43 00:02:28,160 --> 00:02:29,395 I gotta conference in Katie. 44 00:02:29,396 --> 00:02:30,498 Oh, for Chris sakes! Tell her later. 45 00:02:31,097 --> 00:02:32,561 No. 46 00:02:32,562 --> 00:02:33,727 This story is so fucking long already, 47 00:02:33,728 --> 00:02:34,863 I'm not gonna remember any of it. 48 00:02:34,864 --> 00:02:35,965 So just hold on. 49 00:02:35,966 --> 00:02:37,830 Welcome to Club Monaco. 50 00:02:37,831 --> 00:02:39,131 That's totally cute. 51 00:02:39,132 --> 00:02:41,664 We don't have like anything that cute in the store. 52 00:02:41,665 --> 00:02:42,864 Okay. 53 00:02:42,865 --> 00:02:45,632 Well um, hey, why don't we try folding stuff? 54 00:02:47,432 --> 00:02:47,432 Hello? 55 00:02:48,067 --> 00:02:48,999 Katie! 56 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:49,169 Oh. I gotta take this. 57 00:02:50,168 --> 00:02:51,433 It's work. 58 00:02:51,434 --> 00:02:52,399 You're at work. 59 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:53,466 Hey, what's up? 60 00:02:53,467 --> 00:02:54,402 I don't know. It's like... some drama with Becky. 61 00:02:55,069 --> 00:02:56,169 Tell me everything. 62 00:02:57,167 --> 00:02:59,604 I haven't really told anyone Can I say something? 63 00:03:00,603 --> 00:03:02,735 And I'm only saying this because 64 00:03:02,736 --> 00:03:03,903 you're my friend and I really care about you. 65 00:03:03,904 --> 00:03:06,037 Do I have something on my face? 66 00:03:07,036 --> 00:03:10,002 Guys like Dale, born wealthy guys, 67 00:03:10,003 --> 00:03:12,505 they hate going public 68 00:03:12,506 --> 00:03:14,472 And if he doesn't want to be with you, 69 00:03:14,473 --> 00:03:16,705 it's because he's an asshole, 70 00:03:16,706 --> 00:03:19,405 not because you're... . ..one-eighth Jewish. 71 00:03:19,406 --> 00:03:21,038 I mean, she's our friend. 72 00:03:21,039 --> 00:03:22,640 I love her. 73 00:03:22,641 --> 00:03:23,707 She has a pretty face. 74 00:03:23,708 --> 00:03:25,440 Do you remember in high school, 75 00:03:25,441 --> 00:03:27,707 all the boys used to call her Pig Face. 76 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:29,675 Everybody called her Pig Face in high school. 77 00:03:29,676 --> 00:03:31,175 I mean, behind her back. 78 00:03:31,176 --> 00:03:33,109 We've been friends since we were little girls, Becky. 79 00:03:33,110 --> 00:03:36,576 I want you to be with someone who shouts it from the rooftops. 80 00:03:36,577 --> 00:03:38,509 I know. 81 00:03:38,510 --> 00:03:42,543 That's why I can't really keep it a secret anymore 82 00:03:42,544 --> 00:03:45,183 Dale asked me to marry him. 83 00:03:51,179 --> 00:03:54,180 Oh... - That's insane. - That's insane. 84 00:03:54,181 --> 00:03:56,147 Okay. Back me up here. 85 00:03:56,148 --> 00:03:57,712 I like, was... totally gonna be the 86 00:03:57,713 --> 00:03:58,944 one to get married first. 87 00:03:58,945 --> 00:04:01,548 Yeah. He's also like super good-looking. 88 00:04:01,549 --> 00:04:03,814 I Googled him like a-a few months ago. 89 00:04:03,815 --> 00:04:05,516 Like, it's alarming. 90 00:04:05,517 --> 00:04:06,584 I wanna date a guy who has a job. 91 00:04:07,583 --> 00:04:08,747 You know, we're all gonna have 92 00:04:08,748 --> 00:04:10,151 to be in this wedding now. 93 00:04:10,152 --> 00:04:11,650 Silver lining. 94 00:04:11,651 --> 00:04:12,982 We're gonna get to throw a bachelorette party 95 00:04:12,983 --> 00:04:14,582 We're gonna get to dress up and be cool. 96 00:04:14,583 --> 00:04:15,816 It's gonna be just like prom. 97 00:04:15,817 --> 00:04:17,716 I don't need to parade around a bunch of people 98 00:04:17,717 --> 00:04:18,950 that I used to know. 99 00:04:18,951 --> 00:04:20,152 Clyde's gonna be there. 100 00:04:20,153 --> 00:04:21,420 I'll probably go. I've gotta go to work. 101 00:04:22,086 --> 00:04:22,918 Yeah, shit. 102 00:04:22,919 --> 00:04:24,720 I'm fired by now. 103 00:04:24,721 --> 00:04:26,519 I've gotta go read some books to these cancer kids. 104 00:04:26,520 --> 00:04:27,853 Love you Beeeeees! 105 00:04:29,889 --> 00:04:30,836 #ah-ah-ah-ah# 106 00:04:44,825 --> 00:04:47,823 #deaf chords, dead ends# 107 00:04:47,824 --> 00:04:50,923 #sling set can't meet their demands# 108 00:04:50,924 --> 00:04:53,925 #devil horns, best friends# 109 00:04:53,926 --> 00:04:55,826 #infinity guitars, go head# 110 00:04:55,827 --> 00:04:56,991 #ah-ah-ah-ah# 111 00:04:56,992 --> 00:04:59,960 #street wars, straight men# 112 00:04:59,961 --> 00:05:02,061 #cowboys, indians# 113 00:05:03,060 --> 00:05:05,761 #red souls, red friends# 114 00:05:05,762 --> 00:05:07,462 #infinity guitars, your heart# 115 00:05:07,463 --> 00:05:08,960 #ah-ah-ah-ah# 116 00:05:08,961 --> 00:05:11,761 #ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah# 117 00:05:11,762 --> 00:05:14,796 #ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah# 118 00:05:14,797 --> 00:05:17,898 #ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah# 119 00:05:17,899 --> 00:05:19,065 #ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah# 120 00:05:23,498 --> 00:05:25,764 Are you so excited for your big night? 121 00:05:25,765 --> 00:05:26,830 I'm so excited. 122 00:05:26,831 --> 00:05:29,733 I've been waiting for this for like... ...six months. 123 00:05:29,734 --> 00:05:30,866 No...longer. 124 00:05:30,867 --> 00:05:32,965 I've been waiting for this my whole life. 125 00:05:32,966 --> 00:05:34,034 I've just been wanting something to happen, 126 00:05:34,035 --> 00:05:36,569 and now it is, and all the Bee-Faces 127 00:05:36,570 --> 00:05:38,068 are gonna be back together again! 128 00:05:39,067 --> 00:05:40,534 And I had a spray tan! 129 00:05:40,535 --> 00:05:41,135 Ooh! 130 00:05:41,136 --> 00:05:42,903 So excited! Hey! 131 00:05:42,904 --> 00:05:44,169 Hey. 132 00:05:44,170 --> 00:05:45,668 Um, do you think I can get away with this, 133 00:05:45,669 --> 00:05:47,638 or do I look like I'm just one of the help? 134 00:05:47,639 --> 00:05:49,606 No, you look really cute. 135 00:05:51,604 --> 00:05:53,541 Did you just make a face? 136 00:05:55,540 --> 00:05:57,072 Uh, no. No, she-she's retarded. 137 00:05:57,073 --> 00:05:58,539 Uh, I mean sh-she 138 00:05:58,540 --> 00:05:59,537 uh, Asper- Asperger's. She has Asperger's. 139 00:05:59,538 --> 00:06:00,774 She can't control her face. 140 00:06:00,775 --> 00:06:02,273 LooVery fucking professional. 141 00:06:03,206 --> 00:06:05,774 Okay. Now, I gotta get on the train. 142 00:06:05,775 --> 00:06:06,505 You got the deets for the Bachelorette party? 143 00:06:06,506 --> 00:06:07,074 Affirmative. Deets, check. 144 00:06:07,842 --> 00:06:11,175 Oh... Just in case. 145 00:06:11,176 --> 00:06:12,674 Mm, you think of everything. 146 00:06:12,675 --> 00:06:13,541 I do. 147 00:06:13,542 --> 00:06:14,509 Wish me luck! 148 00:06:14,510 --> 00:06:15,674 Good luck! 149 00:06:15,675 --> 00:06:16,909 The dress is really nice! 150 00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:18,708 Fuck you! 151 00:06:18,709 --> 00:06:19,843 Now don't wear boots. 152 00:06:19,844 --> 00:06:20,511 Fucking cogs! 153 00:06:21,510 --> 00:06:22,708 Just get it together fast, okay. 154 00:06:22,709 --> 00:06:23,012 Don't you dare miss this flight. 155 00:06:24,012 --> 00:06:25,912 God, stop yelling at me, okay? 156 00:06:25,913 --> 00:06:27,475 I'm not the one getting fucking married. 157 00:06:27,476 --> 00:06:28,944 What are you even doing right now? 158 00:06:28,945 --> 00:06:29,979 You're such a competent and 159 00:06:29,980 --> 00:06:31,813 calming maid of honor, Regan. 160 00:06:31,814 --> 00:06:32,014 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 161 00:06:33,012 --> 00:06:34,513 Easy on the sugar. 162 00:06:34,514 --> 00:06:35,015 She still has to fit in her dress tomorrow. 163 00:06:36,014 --> 00:06:36,014 Oh, Chinatown, 164 00:06:36,947 --> 00:06:38,180 I need a limo to JFK. 165 00:06:38,181 --> 00:06:39,214 Do you understand that? 166 00:06:39,215 --> 00:06:42,014 And I need um, champagne sent up to my suite. 167 00:06:42,015 --> 00:06:43,550 Wait, 168 00:06:43,983 --> 00:06:44,781 No. 169 00:06:44,981 --> 00:06:46,482 Plans have changed, okay? 170 00:06:46,483 --> 00:06:47,181 The bride wants a bachelorette party now. 171 00:06:47,182 --> 00:06:50,016 Oh, okay...Well, why am I the last to know? 172 00:06:50,017 --> 00:06:51,781 I can't believe you get paid for this, 173 00:06:51,782 --> 00:06:53,119 and I'm just a good friend. 174 00:06:56,983 --> 00:06:56,985 about blowjobs, 175 00:06:57,985 --> 00:06:58,985 if you want to hear it. 176 00:06:59,984 --> 00:07:01,484 Yeah. Yeah, sure. 177 00:07:01,485 --> 00:07:02,187 Yeah? It's very interesting. 178 00:07:02,919 --> 00:07:04,119 All right. 179 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:05,218 I-I personally think that blowjobs are 180 00:07:05,219 --> 00:07:06,517 an extremely delicate thing. 181 00:07:06,518 --> 00:07:07,885 You know, like if you're.. 182 00:07:07,886 --> 00:07:09,051 if you're ranking them on a scale of 1 to 10, 183 00:07:09,052 --> 00:07:10,519 1 being I'm blowing it kisses 184 00:07:10,520 --> 00:07:13,787 and 10 being I'm, you know, choking on just semen, 185 00:07:13,788 --> 00:07:16,720 vomit just everywhere. 186 00:07:16,721 --> 00:07:20,754 I think you gotta start off with 4s and with 5s. 187 00:07:20,755 --> 00:07:23,556 Like just enough so the... so that you know that 188 00:07:23,557 --> 00:07:25,222 I know exactly what I'm doing, 189 00:07:25,223 --> 00:07:27,057 but with zero enthusiasm. 190 00:07:27,058 --> 00:07:29,089 I'm giving you nothing, 191 00:07:29,090 --> 00:07:30,522 because then you're gonna be like 192 00:07:30,523 --> 00:07:32,224 all right, fine. I'll just fuck her, you know? 193 00:07:32,225 --> 00:07:34,224 'Cause if I start off with a 10, I got nowhere to go. 194 00:07:34,225 --> 00:07:36,225 I mean, why are you gonna spend any time fucking me? 195 00:07:36,226 --> 00:07:37,491 You just came all over my face. 196 00:07:37,492 --> 00:07:38,092 So you start off small, right? 197 00:07:38,093 --> 00:07:38,991 But you build. 198 00:07:38,992 --> 00:07:40,093 I'll give you a 6 199 00:07:40,094 --> 00:07:42,727 after a fight, when we're making up. 200 00:07:42,728 --> 00:07:44,128 And then an 8 201 00:07:44,129 --> 00:07:46,127 when you spend a shitload of money on me, 202 00:07:46,128 --> 00:07:48,661 or get me something that's like a sweet... 203 00:07:48,662 --> 00:07:51,128 gift or whatever, I'll do full 8. 204 00:07:51,129 --> 00:07:53,462 But then, I circle it back. 205 00:07:53,463 --> 00:07:57,062 Back to the 3s, the 4s, and the 5s, because that shit, 206 00:07:57,063 --> 00:07:58,464 every time, without fail, 207 00:07:58,465 --> 00:08:00,765 makes the guy's dick alarm go off. 208 00:08:00,766 --> 00:08:03,065 You know what I mean when I say dick alarm. 209 00:08:03,932 --> 00:08:05,131 Right? 210 00:08:05,132 --> 00:08:06,530 And you're gonna be like, 211 00:08:06,531 --> 00:08:07,200 "Hey, baby. What's wrong with you? 212 00:08:07,201 --> 00:08:08,499 You're acting funny. 213 00:08:08,500 --> 00:08:09,766 Why so sad?" 214 00:08:09,767 --> 00:08:11,732 When really what you're telling me is, "God dammit, 215 00:08:11,733 --> 00:08:13,069 just like suck my dick harder." 216 00:08:15,068 --> 00:08:20,967 So... um... let's just say um, like, what... 217 00:08:20,968 --> 00:08:22,801 what would merit a 10? 218 00:08:22,802 --> 00:08:23,668 What's an example? 219 00:08:23,669 --> 00:08:25,870 I don't know, you're like on a... 220 00:08:25,904 --> 00:08:30,503 on an airplane, you're going to a wedding of this girl 221 00:08:30,504 --> 00:08:32,468 that you went to high school with. 222 00:08:32,469 --> 00:08:33,171 Uh, two more? 223 00:08:33,172 --> 00:08:34,703 Sure. 224 00:08:34,704 --> 00:08:37,738 And your ex-boyfriend uh... 225 00:08:37,872 --> 00:08:40,605 Your ex-boyfriend who ruined your fucking life 226 00:08:40,606 --> 00:08:41,772 is gonna be there. 227 00:08:41,773 --> 00:08:42,773 That jerk. 228 00:08:42,774 --> 00:08:45,638 All this pent-up frustration, 229 00:08:45,639 --> 00:08:48,640 sitting next to some dude you're never gonna see again. 230 00:08:48,641 --> 00:08:49,940 That would warrant a 10. 231 00:08:50,941 --> 00:08:56,541 Well... How about this guy? 232 00:08:56,542 --> 00:08:59,909 Oh, no. I feel like I'll definitely see you again. 233 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:16,213 Oh, my goodness. 234 00:09:16,214 --> 00:09:17,046 Bee! 235 00:09:17,047 --> 00:09:18,047 Look at her! 236 00:09:18,048 --> 00:09:19,213 Bee-Face. 237 00:09:19,214 --> 00:09:20,478 Aw, Bees! 238 00:09:20,479 --> 00:09:21,512 We're together again! 239 00:09:21,513 --> 00:09:21,883 Everything's okay, you guys. 240 00:09:22,882 --> 00:09:23,948 All right. 241 00:09:23,949 --> 00:09:25,949 How are we gonna get through the next twelve hours? 242 00:09:25,950 --> 00:09:27,248 Gena brought cocaine! 243 00:09:27,249 --> 00:09:27,850 Oh, my god. 244 00:09:28,849 --> 00:09:32,182 Let's use our indoor voices, about it... you know... 245 00:09:32,183 --> 00:09:33,215 Here's the deal, though. 246 00:09:33,216 --> 00:09:35,249 We need to do some before the bachelorette party. 247 00:09:35,250 --> 00:09:37,151 Uh, it's not that kind of a party. 248 00:09:37,152 --> 00:09:38,684 Hear me out. 249 00:09:38,685 --> 00:09:41,518 We don't want to share our coke with rando bridesmaids. 250 00:09:41,519 --> 00:09:42,552 It's for us. 251 00:09:42,553 --> 00:09:43,518 It's true. 252 00:09:43,519 --> 00:09:44,518 Bee-yatch-faces! 253 00:09:44,519 --> 00:09:47,785 Ah-hah! 254 00:09:47,786 --> 00:09:51,586 Woo! 255 00:09:51,587 --> 00:09:54,721 I'm so excited, I could buy a gun. 256 00:09:54,722 --> 00:09:58,521 You guys are all here, at my wedding. 257 00:09:58,522 --> 00:10:01,188 Me... Isn't it just crazy? 258 00:10:01,189 --> 00:10:03,754 Did Regan tell you guys just how excited I am? 259 00:10:03,755 --> 00:10:04,790 Yeah. 260 00:10:04,791 --> 00:10:04,825 I see Regan all the time. 261 00:10:05,824 --> 00:10:05,824 I'm sick of her. 262 00:10:06,757 --> 00:10:07,724 Yeah. Feeling's mutual. 263 00:10:07,725 --> 00:10:09,556 I'm so sick of you. 264 00:10:09,557 --> 00:10:10,859 I'm sick of you, too. 265 00:10:11,824 --> 00:10:12,891 There's my sick, running down your shoulder. 266 00:10:13,525 --> 00:10:14,792 Yuck! 267 00:10:14,793 --> 00:10:16,960 You are the first Bee-Face to get married. 268 00:10:17,959 --> 00:10:18,997 Oh. 269 00:10:21,994 --> 00:10:22,992 I'm gonna cry. 270 00:10:22,993 --> 00:10:25,694 No, don't cry, 'cause then I will cry too. 271 00:10:25,695 --> 00:10:27,193 Like when we all watched 272 00:10:27,194 --> 00:10:28,928 Princess Di's funeral together, you remember that? 273 00:10:28,929 --> 00:10:30,094 Too soon. 274 00:10:30,095 --> 00:10:31,663 That was like fifteen years ago, pal. 275 00:10:31,664 --> 00:10:33,696 Uh, that was like four years ago. 276 00:10:33,697 --> 00:10:35,629 It was fifteen years ago, Katie. 277 00:10:35,630 --> 00:10:37,163 It was five years ago. 278 00:10:37,164 --> 00:10:37,799 I think I know when Lady Diana died. 279 00:10:38,798 --> 00:10:41,264 Did Regan explain to you about the par-tay tonight? 280 00:10:41,265 --> 00:10:43,665 I was just trying to tell them that, yes... 281 00:10:43,666 --> 00:10:45,697 Well, okay. It's a little last-minute, 282 00:10:45,698 --> 00:10:50,265 - but... We are having champagne... - Ooh! 283 00:10:50,266 --> 00:10:51,764 ...and ice cream, 284 00:10:51,765 --> 00:10:54,199 in our suite after the rehearsal dinner. 285 00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:55,266 Great! 286 00:10:55,267 --> 00:10:57,034 And then we're gonna like, party, right? 287 00:10:57,035 --> 00:10:59,002 Like ah... like woo! 288 00:10:59,003 --> 00:11:02,068 Like mm... Oh. 289 00:11:02,069 --> 00:11:02,969 I know. 290 00:11:02,970 --> 00:11:04,635 Yeah, boring. 291 00:11:04,636 --> 00:11:05,237 Right. 292 00:11:05,238 --> 00:11:08,202 Old, boring, almost-married lady right here. 293 00:11:08,203 --> 00:11:11,871 Yeah, it's just that uh, a lot of the bridesmaids 294 00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:13,170 came from out of town, 295 00:11:13,171 --> 00:11:15,670 so I just had to keep it really low-key. 296 00:11:15,671 --> 00:11:18,571 And besides, I'm not a big partier anymore. 297 00:11:18,572 --> 00:11:20,140 Not like some people. 298 00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:22,839 These two. 299 00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:25,105 So... all right, well... I think our car is waiting, 300 00:11:25,106 --> 00:11:26,040 so let's all go. 301 00:11:26,041 --> 00:11:27,105 Oh. Let's go. 302 00:11:27,106 --> 00:11:32,541 Byeee... We're totally gonna keep it low-key, too. 303 00:11:32,542 --> 00:11:33,873 That's what we were talking about. 304 00:11:33,874 --> 00:11:35,209 Just keeping it low-key. 305 00:11:35,210 --> 00:11:37,244 That's the kind of girls we are. 306 00:11:38,242 --> 00:11:39,509 Let's do some coke. 307 00:11:39,510 --> 00:11:40,643 Yes! 308 00:11:47,777 --> 00:11:47,777 Look at these people, 309 00:11:48,579 --> 00:11:51,512 just desperate, terrible, all of them. 310 00:11:51,513 --> 00:11:53,977 They want to be like, in what, legalized slavery? 311 00:11:53,978 --> 00:11:55,246 That's what it is, 312 00:11:55,247 --> 00:11:57,014 it's like a Jane Austen novel on crack. 313 00:11:57,015 --> 00:11:58,646 That's exactly right. 314 00:11:58,647 --> 00:11:59,815 Should we do some more coke? 315 00:12:00,748 --> 00:12:00,748 If you do anymore coke, 316 00:12:01,549 --> 00:12:03,513 somebody's dick is gonna get sucked. 317 00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:10,916 Oh... # 318 00:12:10,917 --> 00:12:12,550 Here we go. 319 00:12:12,551 --> 00:12:14,548 To you and your beautiful daughter. 320 00:12:14,549 --> 00:12:15,183 Yes, indeed. 321 00:12:15,184 --> 00:12:16,617 Victoria, 322 00:12:16,618 --> 00:12:17,915 are you feeling confident about tomorrow? 323 00:12:17,916 --> 00:12:19,652 Your walk down the aisle was a little bumpy. 324 00:12:19,653 --> 00:12:20,650 Was it bumpy? 325 00:12:20,718 --> 00:12:20,719 I don't remember it being bumpy. 326 00:12:21,718 --> 00:12:21,718 Are you kidding? Best man, 327 00:12:22,619 --> 00:12:23,517 mother of the bride? 328 00:12:23,518 --> 00:12:25,752 We got this on lockdown, don't we, Victoria? 329 00:12:25,753 --> 00:12:27,085 He's handsome and funny. 330 00:12:27,086 --> 00:12:28,220 Are you married, Trevor? 331 00:12:28,221 --> 00:12:29,887 No. 332 00:12:29,888 --> 00:12:30,784 Oh. Yeah. No, no. 333 00:12:30,785 --> 00:12:31,785 I'm trying, though. 334 00:12:31,786 --> 00:12:32,885 I'm just, you know... 335 00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:33,922 haven't found the right girl yet. 336 00:12:33,923 --> 00:12:35,287 Hey. 337 00:12:35,288 --> 00:12:35,955 You know how Becky wanted to keep it low-key? 338 00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:39,988 Well... I got a stripper for the bachelorette party. 339 00:12:39,989 --> 00:12:41,023 Stop your lies. 340 00:12:41,024 --> 00:12:43,690 You don't know any strippers. 341 00:12:43,691 --> 00:12:44,789 I do. 342 00:12:44,790 --> 00:12:47,724 I know a freelance stripper. 343 00:12:47,725 --> 00:12:49,261 That sounds amazing. 344 00:12:53,959 --> 00:12:54,825 What's going on? 345 00:13:20,230 --> 00:13:22,964 I just don't know... how to do it. 346 00:13:22,965 --> 00:13:25,632 Like in a bathtub, with rope... I just 347 00:13:25,633 --> 00:13:26,532 I gotta go do something. 348 00:13:26,533 --> 00:13:27,631 Okay. 349 00:13:27,632 --> 00:13:28,732 Please don't leave me alone. 350 00:13:28,733 --> 00:13:29,702 Now honey, why can't you... 351 00:13:29,703 --> 00:13:30,834 - ...find a nice man like this? - Hmm? 352 00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:32,799 Oh, come on. 353 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:33,733 Frank is never gonna commit to you. 354 00:13:33,734 --> 00:13:35,600 Frank? Who's Frank? 355 00:13:35,601 --> 00:13:36,632 Her boyfriend. 356 00:13:36,633 --> 00:13:37,800 He's doing his residency. 357 00:13:37,801 --> 00:13:38,965 He'll be here tomorrow. 358 00:13:38,966 --> 00:13:39,899 Yeah... Wow. 359 00:13:39,900 --> 00:13:40,867 I bet he's busy a lot. 360 00:13:40,868 --> 00:13:42,133 Tough to commit that way. 361 00:13:42,134 --> 00:13:43,136 Let's just say hi to Aunt Janey, okay? 362 00:13:43,137 --> 00:13:44,901 You don't want to be rude. 363 00:13:44,902 --> 00:13:46,909 If you get bored, I'll be right here. 364 00:13:51,905 --> 00:13:52,837 Can I get you anything? 365 00:13:52,838 --> 00:13:54,671 I'm-I'm good, actually. 366 00:13:54,672 --> 00:13:55,910 - Hey. - Hey. 367 00:13:59,907 --> 00:14:01,042 Joe. 368 00:14:03,039 --> 00:14:05,605 Joe... Barnes? 369 00:14:05,606 --> 00:14:08,039 From back in the... we went to... 370 00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:08,905 high school together... Do you...? 371 00:14:08,906 --> 00:14:09,907 Do you have a job? 372 00:14:09,908 --> 00:14:11,106 A job? Like out- like a... 373 00:14:11,107 --> 00:14:12,872 yeah, I have a job um, uh, in the world. 374 00:14:12,873 --> 00:14:14,242 computer programming, actually. 375 00:14:14,243 --> 00:14:16,042 Like a Steve Jobs kind of thing? 376 00:14:16,043 --> 00:14:18,875 Uh, hmm, kind- err, no. 377 00:14:18,876 --> 00:14:20,242 Not at all, actually. 378 00:14:20,243 --> 00:14:21,708 I didn't found Apple. 379 00:14:21,709 --> 00:14:21,777 You don't remember me, do you? 380 00:14:22,776 --> 00:14:25,142 Ah... The honeymoon is a total surprise. 381 00:14:25,143 --> 00:14:27,910 I haven't told her yet, but I'm gonna blow her mind. 382 00:14:27,911 --> 00:14:28,977 Boar hunting? 383 00:14:28,978 --> 00:14:30,013 We're going to central Germany. 384 00:14:30,014 --> 00:14:32,883 It's incredible. We should... Gena? 385 00:14:37,879 --> 00:14:38,614 Hi... 386 00:14:39,613 --> 00:14:40,647 Hi, Clyde. 387 00:14:40,648 --> 00:14:44,247 I haven't seen you since... ...that thing. 388 00:14:44,248 --> 00:14:47,215 ...since that thing I grew up next to Becky, 389 00:14:47,216 --> 00:14:50,048 so I was kind of around a lot. 390 00:14:50,049 --> 00:14:50,879 We would hang out a little bit, and then 391 00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:51,860 into high school, we were 392 00:14:51,861 --> 00:14:52,918 in French class together. Wait. I took French? 393 00:14:53,550 --> 00:14:54,181 Yes. 394 00:14:54,182 --> 00:14:55,785 You actually used to copy my homework. 395 00:14:56,784 --> 00:14:58,183 But no, it's-it's good. 396 00:14:58,184 --> 00:15:01,051 I just wanted to say hi, and... and uh... 397 00:15:01,052 --> 00:15:02,685 say the hellos. 398 00:15:02,686 --> 00:15:04,084 I-I sold you pot. 399 00:15:04,085 --> 00:15:07,220 Oh, Joe! 400 00:15:07,221 --> 00:15:08,251 That's-that's me. 401 00:15:08,252 --> 00:15:09,152 You've got bangs! 402 00:15:09,153 --> 00:15:10,719 Yeah, new bangs. 403 00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:12,187 Do you have some? 404 00:15:12,188 --> 00:15:14,121 Remember how I was telling you about the Bee-Faces, 405 00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:15,420 Becky's friends? 406 00:15:15,588 --> 00:15:17,022 This is Gena Myers, she's one of them. 407 00:15:17,023 --> 00:15:18,154 Oh, hi. 408 00:15:18,155 --> 00:15:19,954 Gena, this is my sister, Stefanie. 409 00:15:19,955 --> 00:15:21,621 Nice to meet you, Mrs. Myers. 410 00:15:21,622 --> 00:15:22,924 Oh, no. I'm not married. 411 00:15:22,925 --> 00:15:26,189 And um, I'm not an adult, either, so... 412 00:15:26,190 --> 00:15:27,291 Excuse me for a second. 413 00:15:27,292 --> 00:15:28,890 The natives are getting restless. 414 00:15:28,891 --> 00:15:33,157 Oh... You two know each other from... ...high school. 415 00:15:33,158 --> 00:15:34,456 ...since I was your age. 416 00:15:37,561 --> 00:15:40,025 All right. I'm gonna go sit down, but um... Okay. 417 00:15:40,026 --> 00:15:40,993 ...will you come sit next to me? 418 00:15:40,994 --> 00:15:43,694 Uh, well, whatever those little place-cards say, okay? 419 00:15:44,227 --> 00:15:45,931 Bye... 420 00:15:48,928 --> 00:15:49,596 What? 421 00:15:50,595 --> 00:15:51,728 I didn't say anything. 422 00:15:51,729 --> 00:15:54,328 That is a... dress? 423 00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:56,029 No, this is a T-shirt. 424 00:15:56,030 --> 00:15:58,696 I'm glad to see you're still fighting the good fight 425 00:15:58,697 --> 00:15:59,663 against the tyranny of pants. 426 00:15:59,664 --> 00:16:00,829 I also thought maybe 427 00:16:00,830 --> 00:16:02,328 this would help you get a head-start. 428 00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:04,165 Maybe I'm looking for a challenge. 429 00:16:04,166 --> 00:16:07,164 Oh... is that why... 430 00:16:07,165 --> 00:16:09,665 you're trying to fuck a small child? 431 00:16:09,666 --> 00:16:10,799 Good one. 432 00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:12,132 You know what you should do? 433 00:16:12,133 --> 00:16:14,233 Save the zingers for the speeches, Genny. 434 00:16:18,568 --> 00:16:19,600 Okay. 435 00:16:19,601 --> 00:16:20,800 Our seventh-grade field trip 436 00:16:20,801 --> 00:16:22,066 to Six Flags is coming to a close. 437 00:16:22,067 --> 00:16:23,303 We're all piling on the bus to go home. 438 00:16:23,304 --> 00:16:25,036 Dale lags behind, 439 00:16:25,037 --> 00:16:26,969 'cause he just has to ride the Freefall 440 00:16:26,970 --> 00:16:28,336 at the last minute. 441 00:16:28,337 --> 00:16:29,904 So he's running like hell to catch up to us, 442 00:16:29,905 --> 00:16:31,636 and he just bites it. 443 00:16:31,637 --> 00:16:34,871 Wipes out completely, spills what must be two liters 444 00:16:34,872 --> 00:16:37,072 of Dr. Pepper all over his shorts, 445 00:16:37,073 --> 00:16:38,204 just epic. 446 00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:40,836 So later, he and I are sitting in the back of the bus, 447 00:16:40,837 --> 00:16:45,039 and I get a whiff of Dr. Pepper and piss. 448 00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:47,807 And I say, "You know, it'd be pretty funny 449 00:16:47,808 --> 00:16:51,573 if you pissed your pants riding Freefall, 450 00:16:51,574 --> 00:16:53,342 and then spilled Dr. Pepper all over yourself 451 00:16:53,343 --> 00:16:55,674 to try, cover it up." 452 00:16:55,675 --> 00:16:58,943 And he turns to me, and he goes, "Yes, it would be. 453 00:16:58,944 --> 00:17:00,742 But it would also be kinda genius. 454 00:17:02,110 --> 00:17:03,642 Classic Dale. 455 00:17:03,643 --> 00:17:06,043 Classic Dale. 456 00:17:06,044 --> 00:17:07,676 Thank you, Trevor. 457 00:17:07,677 --> 00:17:08,744 You weren't supposed to make your speech 458 00:17:08,745 --> 00:17:12,112 'til tomorrow, but... it's fine. 459 00:17:12,113 --> 00:17:13,978 Now we have a special surprise 460 00:17:13,979 --> 00:17:15,112 from the bride's cousins. 461 00:17:21,013 --> 00:17:22,717 This is gonna be good. 462 00:17:25,714 --> 00:17:26,615 Yo, Becky? Say what? 463 00:17:27,249 --> 00:17:28,179 Yo, Dale? 464 00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:29,147 Say who? 465 00:17:29,148 --> 00:17:29,949 Guess what? 466 00:17:29,950 --> 00:17:31,015 What who? 467 00:17:31,016 --> 00:17:32,948 You getting married! 468 00:17:36,118 --> 00:17:39,616 United you stand, divided you fall! 469 00:17:39,617 --> 00:17:43,319 Becky and Dale, you only get one shot! 470 00:17:47,819 --> 00:17:49,086 Magic. 471 00:17:51,587 --> 00:17:51,587 Okay, now 472 00:17:52,354 --> 00:17:53,321 how about we hand it over 473 00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:56,154 to one of our bridesmaids Gena? 474 00:17:56,155 --> 00:17:57,326 Why don't you start us off? 475 00:18:01,324 --> 00:18:02,988 Hey, welcome to the wedding. 476 00:18:02,989 --> 00:18:03,854 Right? 477 00:18:03,855 --> 00:18:10,190 Hey... Um... so, Becky. 478 00:18:10,191 --> 00:18:11,857 I love you. 479 00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:15,758 Uh, we met in the high school bathroom. 480 00:18:15,759 --> 00:18:16,625 You remember that? Woo... 481 00:18:17,225 --> 00:18:18,359 Yeah. 482 00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:20,759 Yeah, I was in there um, like, eating my lunch, 483 00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:20,760 'cause I was kind of a loser. 484 00:18:21,359 --> 00:18:24,694 And uh, she was in there... 485 00:18:29,862 --> 00:18:31,160 That was just for like a-a... 486 00:18:31,161 --> 00:18:33,964 she did that for like a w-... a week. 487 00:18:34,964 --> 00:18:36,366 Gena... 488 00:18:39,364 --> 00:18:39,865 You guys... 489 00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:44,863 I just want to make, actually, 490 00:18:44,864 --> 00:18:48,365 a really important announcement. 491 00:18:48,366 --> 00:18:50,230 I've lost my cell phone, 492 00:18:50,231 --> 00:18:52,901 and last time I saw it, actually it was... 493 00:18:52,902 --> 00:18:56,332 it was back there, and I feel like somebody took it. 494 00:18:56,333 --> 00:18:57,066 All right. 495 00:18:57,067 --> 00:18:57,767 Thank you. 496 00:18:58,767 --> 00:18:59,800 Wow. 497 00:18:59,801 --> 00:19:02,348 Gena and Katie. 498 00:19:15,337 --> 00:19:16,172 Having fun? 499 00:19:16,173 --> 00:19:18,205 Yes. 500 00:19:18,206 --> 00:19:19,139 Nice, isn't it? 501 00:19:19,140 --> 00:19:20,338 Yeah. 502 00:19:20,339 --> 00:19:26,771 Um, Katie and Gena... seem a little... or... No... No. 503 00:19:26,772 --> 00:19:27,706 Oh, your mom's gonna give a speech. 504 00:19:27,707 --> 00:19:30,841 Ladies, I would like to give a toast. 505 00:19:30,842 --> 00:19:32,739 So if you'd all just gather 'round. 506 00:19:32,740 --> 00:19:33,940 I want some fucking champagne. 507 00:19:33,941 --> 00:19:37,641 I'd like to make a toast to my little girl. 508 00:19:38,343 --> 00:19:39,209 To Becky. 509 00:19:39,210 --> 00:19:41,075 To Becky! And Dale! 510 00:19:41,076 --> 00:19:42,208 To Becky and Dale! 511 00:19:42,209 --> 00:19:43,244 To Becky and Dale! 512 00:19:52,613 --> 00:19:54,878 I'm sorry, but you aware of the complaints 513 00:19:54,879 --> 00:19:55,813 we've been getting about the noise 514 00:19:55,814 --> 00:19:57,112 coming from this room? 515 00:19:57,846 --> 00:19:59,146 Uh, I'm so sorry. 516 00:19:59,380 --> 00:20:02,046 We're just uh, we'll keep it down. 517 00:20:02,047 --> 00:20:05,112 I just... I'm getting married in the morning. 518 00:20:05,113 --> 00:20:07,612 Oh, I'm sorry, but... I'm gonna have to search you. 519 00:20:07,613 --> 00:20:08,782 Hey, wait a minute here. 520 00:20:08,783 --> 00:20:10,185 What's going on? 521 00:20:12,183 --> 00:20:14,249 He's not a real cop. 522 00:20:14,250 --> 00:20:15,384 He's not a real cop. Show me what you got, 523 00:20:16,084 --> 00:20:17,115 breeders! 524 00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:38,654 Come on, Pigface. 525 00:20:39,289 --> 00:20:40,688 Let's get crunk! 526 00:20:40,689 --> 00:20:41,755 No. Whoa. 527 00:20:41,756 --> 00:20:43,162 What did you just call me? 528 00:20:48,157 --> 00:20:50,259 What happened? 529 00:20:52,258 --> 00:20:55,124 Why would he say that? 530 00:20:55,125 --> 00:20:58,825 Because... because it was just a j-... I mean, 531 00:20:58,826 --> 00:20:59,857 he was joking around, you know. 532 00:20:59,858 --> 00:21:00,958 It's fine, it's fine. 533 00:21:00,959 --> 00:21:01,991 you're not Pigface, Becky. 534 00:21:01,992 --> 00:21:02,958 Yeah... Nah. 535 00:21:02,959 --> 00:21:04,791 Nobody calls you Pigface anymore. 536 00:21:04,792 --> 00:21:05,859 We're all having a good time. 537 00:21:05,860 --> 00:21:07,160 Yeah, it's really funny. 538 00:21:07,161 --> 00:21:08,128 Like how you told everyone I was bulimic. 539 00:21:08,129 --> 00:21:10,093 What the hell was that? 540 00:21:10,094 --> 00:21:10,827 No. 541 00:21:10,828 --> 00:21:14,228 Not like... not like that. Um... 542 00:21:14,229 --> 00:21:16,828 not like that at all, because that wasn't funny. 543 00:21:16,829 --> 00:21:18,262 How would you like it, 544 00:21:18,263 --> 00:21:19,963 if I just told everyone some of your shit. 545 00:21:19,964 --> 00:21:21,896 Yeah, that would be awesome. 546 00:21:21,897 --> 00:21:23,798 You know what, how about everyone goes, 547 00:21:23,799 --> 00:21:27,064 you know? Like let's just... take a rest 548 00:21:27,065 --> 00:21:28,368 No. No. You know what? 549 00:21:31,365 --> 00:21:34,032 Don't bother coming tomorrow, 550 00:21:34,033 --> 00:21:37,134 unless you're gonna act like normal people. 551 00:21:37,135 --> 00:21:39,900 Of course. 552 00:21:39,901 --> 00:21:40,404 Done. 553 00:21:42,402 --> 00:21:44,668 Have a good night. 554 00:21:44,669 --> 00:21:46,401 It was nice to meet you. 555 00:21:46,402 --> 00:21:48,780 Come on, sweetie. 556 00:21:58,772 --> 00:22:01,806 What do you call a bachelorette party without a bride? 557 00:22:02,805 --> 00:22:04,306 Friday? 558 00:22:06,374 --> 00:22:09,342 Man... I really hate weddings. 559 00:22:10,341 --> 00:22:12,144 I'm so glad you're here. 560 00:22:15,142 --> 00:22:15,808 All right. 561 00:22:15,809 --> 00:22:18,776 So like, let's assess the situation. 562 00:22:18,777 --> 00:22:19,709 Me! Me! 563 00:22:19,710 --> 00:22:22,975 Becky's vagina's magic, and she used it to 564 00:22:22,976 --> 00:22:24,877 nab a perfect human being. 565 00:22:24,878 --> 00:22:25,974 Magic's not real, right? 566 00:22:25,975 --> 00:22:27,043 Magic is not real. 567 00:22:27,044 --> 00:22:28,676 Yeah? How do you think I feel? 568 00:22:28,677 --> 00:22:30,709 I've been planning this shit for six months straight. 569 00:22:30,710 --> 00:22:31,745 I'm ready to murder someone. 570 00:22:31,746 --> 00:22:32,844 I believe it. 571 00:22:32,845 --> 00:22:33,877 But wait, what's her dress like? 572 00:22:33,878 --> 00:22:34,846 I bet she looks beautiful. 573 00:22:34,847 --> 00:22:35,946 Oh, my god. 574 00:22:36,946 --> 00:22:38,012 Go get it. 575 00:22:38,013 --> 00:22:39,012 Go get it! 576 00:22:39,246 --> 00:22:40,844 Your mind's gonna be blown. 577 00:22:40,845 --> 00:22:42,649 It's in there, it's in the closet. 578 00:22:42,650 --> 00:22:43,647 Bust it out. 579 00:22:45,648 --> 00:22:47,115 You know what I just keep thinking? 580 00:22:47,116 --> 00:22:47,914 What? 581 00:22:49,381 --> 00:22:51,347 I did everything right. 582 00:22:51,348 --> 00:22:52,148 Yeah. 583 00:22:52,782 --> 00:22:53,785 I went to college. 584 00:22:54,784 --> 00:22:57,649 I exercise, eat like a normal person. 585 00:22:57,650 --> 00:22:58,751 Yeah. 586 00:22:58,752 --> 00:22:59,954 I got a boyfriend in med school. 587 00:23:02,952 --> 00:23:06,989 And nothing... is happening... to me. 588 00:23:08,986 --> 00:23:09,886 Are you all right? 589 00:23:09,887 --> 00:23:11,953 No! I just told you. 590 00:23:11,954 --> 00:23:13,418 I'm fucking miserable. 591 00:23:13,419 --> 00:23:15,119 Yo, coke whores. 592 00:23:15,120 --> 00:23:16,288 Pippa Middleton is here. 593 00:23:16,289 --> 00:23:18,121 Ah! 594 00:23:18,122 --> 00:23:19,719 She put it on her body! 595 00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:20,920 Oh, my god! 596 00:23:20,921 --> 00:23:22,687 Guys, two people could fit in this. 597 00:23:22,688 --> 00:23:23,721 You know what you should do? 598 00:23:23,722 --> 00:23:24,754 You guys should both get in it, 599 00:23:24,755 --> 00:23:26,354 and then I'll take a picture and put it on Facebook. 600 00:23:26,355 --> 00:23:27,390 We can tag Becky. 601 00:23:27,391 --> 00:23:28,689 Oh, my god. 602 00:23:28,690 --> 00:23:29,289 That's a genius idea. Do it! Do it! 603 00:23:30,090 --> 00:23:31,989 Do it! Oh god! 604 00:23:31,990 --> 00:23:33,323 Take the picture. 605 00:23:33,324 --> 00:23:34,791 Oh, my god! 606 00:23:34,792 --> 00:23:36,059 If we fit in this, I am gonna pee my pants. 607 00:23:36,060 --> 00:23:37,758 You know I'm gonna fit in it. 608 00:23:37,759 --> 00:23:38,891 No, we're not. 609 00:23:38,892 --> 00:23:40,062 We're gonna fit in it. 610 00:23:43,058 --> 00:23:44,126 Oh, god. 611 00:23:44,127 --> 00:23:45,993 It's like we're one person. 612 00:23:45,994 --> 00:23:47,293 Yeah. 613 00:23:47,294 --> 00:23:49,226 Oh, now we're in the circus! 614 00:23:49,227 --> 00:23:50,027 Oh! 615 00:23:52,361 --> 00:23:53,961 It-it's totally ruined. 616 00:23:53,962 --> 00:23:54,994 Oh, my god! 617 00:23:54,995 --> 00:23:57,329 Take it off... Just take it off. 618 00:23:57,330 --> 00:23:58,696 Oh, my god! 619 00:23:58,697 --> 00:24:00,263 Just... step out slowly. 620 00:24:00,264 --> 00:24:04,165 Oh, my god. 621 00:24:05,164 --> 00:24:06,265 Tell me this is okay. 622 00:24:06,266 --> 00:24:08,296 Tell me she can still wear that. 623 00:24:08,297 --> 00:24:09,363 It's okay. 624 00:24:09,364 --> 00:24:10,798 She can still wear it. 625 00:24:10,799 --> 00:24:11,332 It's not okay. 626 00:24:12,166 --> 00:24:13,198 that's unfixable! 627 00:24:13,199 --> 00:24:14,898 We're fucked! 628 00:24:14,899 --> 00:24:16,199 Okay. We- you know what? 629 00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:17,799 We're just gonna hide it. 630 00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:19,168 We're gonna have to make it look as if somebody just, 631 00:24:20,168 --> 00:24:21,265 you know, they broke in and they stole it. 632 00:24:21,266 --> 00:24:23,266 No... We're gonna make it look 633 00:24:23,267 --> 00:24:24,333 as if the place is ransacked. 634 00:24:24,334 --> 00:24:25,268 What are you doing? 635 00:24:25,269 --> 00:24:26,701 Watch out! 636 00:24:26,702 --> 00:24:27,401 What the fuck are you doing? 637 00:24:27,402 --> 00:24:28,204 Stop! 638 00:24:29,203 --> 00:24:30,237 Burglars! 639 00:24:30,238 --> 00:24:31,834 Stop it! Stop it. 640 00:24:31,835 --> 00:24:33,071 Everybody just calm down. 641 00:24:33,072 --> 00:24:33,904 Okay? 642 00:24:34,903 --> 00:24:36,071 We need to fix this. 643 00:24:36,072 --> 00:24:37,270 All right? 644 00:24:37,271 --> 00:24:37,271 I thought you said that was unfixable? 645 00:24:37,972 --> 00:24:40,405 Well... I have done so much coke 646 00:24:40,406 --> 00:24:41,938 that I should be dead, okay? 647 00:24:41,939 --> 00:24:43,672 I should have died like ten minutes ago, 648 00:24:43,673 --> 00:24:46,339 so perhaps we should get a second opinion. 649 00:24:46,340 --> 00:24:47,772 This is an emergency. 650 00:24:47,773 --> 00:24:48,738 It's an emergency. 651 00:24:48,739 --> 00:24:49,738 An emergency. 652 00:24:49,739 --> 00:24:51,740 I'm sorry, but I can't help you. 653 00:24:51,741 --> 00:24:53,105 Well, what are we paying you for? 654 00:24:53,106 --> 00:24:54,275 We're not paying her, Katie. 655 00:24:54,276 --> 00:24:55,739 Somebody is paying her. 656 00:24:55,740 --> 00:24:56,707 That's true. 657 00:24:56,708 --> 00:24:57,305 Somebody is paying you. 658 00:24:57,306 --> 00:24:58,440 Woo! Not enough. 659 00:24:58,441 --> 00:25:00,675 You're supposed to help the guests of the hotel 660 00:25:00,676 --> 00:25:01,875 Are you a volunteer? 661 00:25:01,876 --> 00:25:03,008 What kind of false economy is this? 662 00:25:03,009 --> 00:25:04,210 Are y'all high? 663 00:25:05,109 --> 00:25:06,177 Come over here. 664 00:25:07,110 --> 00:25:07,910 Yeah. 665 00:25:08,045 --> 00:25:10,144 I don't think she speaks English that well. 666 00:25:10,145 --> 00:25:12,878 You're not coming to the wedding? 667 00:25:12,879 --> 00:25:14,243 Oh, my god. 668 00:25:14,244 --> 00:25:15,912 Your residency, my ass, Fuckface! 669 00:25:15,913 --> 00:25:17,945 You knew about this for months! 670 00:25:17,946 --> 00:25:18,910 Shit is going down! 671 00:25:18,911 --> 00:25:19,714 I need you here. 672 00:25:21,713 --> 00:25:25,247 Frank... Frank... Frank... 673 00:25:25,915 --> 00:25:27,147 Regan! 674 00:25:27,148 --> 00:25:28,446 We have a bit of a catastrophe here. 675 00:25:28,447 --> 00:25:30,282 You wanna help us fix the fucking dress? How's Frank? 676 00:25:31,048 --> 00:25:31,885 Fuck Frank! 677 00:25:34,883 --> 00:25:37,749 Okay... please? 678 00:25:37,750 --> 00:25:39,317 There's gotta be something you can do here. 679 00:25:39,318 --> 00:25:43,150 This is housekeeping, not Project Runway. 680 00:25:43,151 --> 00:25:44,750 You need a tailor. 681 00:25:44,751 --> 00:25:46,851 Tailors don't work in the middle of the night. 682 00:25:46,852 --> 00:25:48,216 Okay. Girlfriend to girlfriend, 683 00:25:48,217 --> 00:25:50,151 you gotta be able to work this out. Come on. 684 00:25:50,152 --> 00:25:51,785 Bring it back first thing in the morning, 685 00:25:51,786 --> 00:25:52,752 and I can clean it for you. 686 00:25:52,753 --> 00:25:53,886 Clean it? 687 00:25:53,887 --> 00:25:55,319 It doesn't need to be cleaned. 688 00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:56,452 Oh, my god! 689 00:25:56,453 --> 00:25:57,952 Who's bleeding? 690 00:25:57,953 --> 00:25:59,221 Wait... I'm not... Am I bleeding? 691 00:25:59,222 --> 00:26:00,821 Am I bleeding? 692 00:26:00,822 --> 00:26:01,787 Oh, my god! 693 00:26:01,788 --> 00:26:02,720 You're bleeding! 694 00:26:02,721 --> 00:26:03,788 You're bleeding! 695 00:26:03,789 --> 00:26:05,088 What, I'm bleeding? 696 00:26:05,222 --> 00:26:06,422 Oh, my god! Oh, my god! 697 00:26:06,423 --> 00:26:08,323 Girl, you bled on the dress, you moron! 698 00:26:08,324 --> 00:26:09,991 Oh, god! 699 00:26:10,990 --> 00:26:12,291 Okay. What we need right now 700 00:26:12,292 --> 00:26:14,357 is like an epically brilliant plan, you know? 701 00:26:14,358 --> 00:26:15,723 That's what we need. 702 00:26:15,724 --> 00:26:16,690 So are you ready? 703 00:26:16,691 --> 00:26:17,723 One, two, three, go! 704 00:26:17,724 --> 00:26:18,790 Leave the country! 705 00:26:18,791 --> 00:26:20,992 I'm gonna call Melissa, the girl we got the dress from. 706 00:26:20,993 --> 00:26:23,324 Jesus H. Macy, that's a brilliant fucking plan! 707 00:26:23,325 --> 00:26:24,458 How much cash you have? 708 00:26:24,459 --> 00:26:26,124 I got five maxed out credit cards. 709 00:26:26,125 --> 00:26:27,160 I have a twenty-dollar... I ripped it. 710 00:26:27,927 --> 00:26:28,858 I got nothing. 711 00:26:28,859 --> 00:26:29,762 That sums up your lives. 712 00:26:36,228 --> 00:26:37,094 Whoa! 713 00:26:37,095 --> 00:26:38,329 Caught in the act. 714 00:26:38,330 --> 00:26:39,761 Oh, shit. 715 00:26:39,762 --> 00:26:41,930 Busted. Hah-hah. 716 00:26:41,931 --> 00:26:42,031 Looks like you guys caught us 717 00:26:43,029 --> 00:26:44,362 in route to a gentleman's club. 718 00:26:44,363 --> 00:26:45,829 Are you sure you're gonna get in, 719 00:26:45,830 --> 00:26:46,965 'cause I don't see any gentlemen here. 720 00:26:48,899 --> 00:26:52,065 Becky, I-I uh... I know it's a little on the nose 721 00:26:52,066 --> 00:26:53,097 that I'm going to strip club 722 00:26:53,098 --> 00:26:54,200 the night before my wedding, 723 00:26:54,201 --> 00:26:55,731 but you know, I'm fine with it 724 00:26:55,732 --> 00:26:57,065 because the commitment we're about to make, 725 00:26:57,066 --> 00:26:58,298 that's what it's about. Look... you're okay. 726 00:26:58,299 --> 00:26:59,898 I want you to see me, warts and all, 727 00:26:59,899 --> 00:27:00,965 and yeah I'm going to a strip club... 728 00:27:00,966 --> 00:27:01,834 Becky's not here. 729 00:27:01,835 --> 00:27:03,201 She's not here. Okay? 730 00:27:03,202 --> 00:27:04,768 And nobody blames the dude with the blindfold, 731 00:27:04,769 --> 00:27:06,001 so relax. 732 00:27:06,002 --> 00:27:07,335 I am also not really into this. 733 00:27:07,336 --> 00:27:08,902 Yeah, you weren't blindfolded, 734 00:27:08,903 --> 00:27:10,301 so that's hard to believe. 735 00:27:10,302 --> 00:27:12,437 Where's your mascot? Sick. She's dead. 736 00:27:12,704 --> 00:27:15,402 Is that what we call Kate where is Katie? She is dead. Sick. 737 00:27:15,437 --> 00:27:16,705 Would you ladies be interested 738 00:27:16,706 --> 00:27:19,170 in joining our little soiree? 739 00:27:19,171 --> 00:27:20,804 That was not part of the deal, Trevor. 740 00:27:20,805 --> 00:27:23,038 No, because we gave up strip clubs for lent, so... 741 00:27:23,039 --> 00:27:25,071 And we have bridesmaid's duties... 742 00:27:25,072 --> 00:27:26,337 In the middle of the night? 743 00:27:26,338 --> 00:27:27,204 That's interesting. 744 00:27:27,205 --> 00:27:28,107 All right. Let's go. 745 00:27:28,108 --> 00:27:29,440 Limo's waiting. 746 00:27:29,441 --> 00:27:30,207 I'll text you. 747 00:27:30,208 --> 00:27:31,373 Please don't. 748 00:27:31,374 --> 00:27:32,841 Um, if you guys do see Katie though, 749 00:27:32,842 --> 00:27:34,873 let her know that I have pot, 750 00:27:34,874 --> 00:27:36,440 'cause we had talked about it at the thing, 751 00:27:36,441 --> 00:27:38,979 but there were adults... Your limo's waiting. 752 00:27:43,975 --> 00:27:45,345 Oh hey, Clyde... 753 00:27:47,344 --> 00:27:50,776 I just wanted to tell you that 754 00:27:50,777 --> 00:27:53,411 if you strike out with the pros, 755 00:27:53,412 --> 00:27:55,314 you know you can always call me, right? 756 00:27:57,312 --> 00:27:58,712 Right. 757 00:27:58,713 --> 00:28:02,747 Well... I deleted your number. 758 00:28:03,747 --> 00:28:04,546 Right. 759 00:28:08,182 --> 00:28:09,748 That's impressive. 760 00:28:09,749 --> 00:28:10,949 In the middle of all this chaos, 761 00:28:10,950 --> 00:28:12,781 you had time for a crotch rub? 762 00:28:12,782 --> 00:28:14,482 Paid off, though! 763 00:28:14,483 --> 00:28:15,715 Ba-bam! 764 00:28:18,284 --> 00:28:20,717 Oh, my god! 765 00:28:20,718 --> 00:28:21,982 You guys? 766 00:28:21,983 --> 00:28:24,751 I know I'm on drugs, but I swear, 767 00:28:24,752 --> 00:28:26,452 that room you just pushed me into? 768 00:28:26,453 --> 00:28:27,851 It was moving. 769 00:28:27,852 --> 00:28:31,919 #we don't need not wookie tokie# 770 00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:32,985 Objectifying? 771 00:28:32,986 --> 00:28:34,219 We're paying their rent! 772 00:28:34,220 --> 00:28:35,319 I feel like I'm travelling backwards. 773 00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:36,153 Can I take the blindfold off? 774 00:28:36,154 --> 00:28:38,151 Joe's never... you've never been 775 00:28:38,152 --> 00:28:39,253 to a strip club, have you? 776 00:28:39,254 --> 00:28:40,022 Have I been to a strip club? 777 00:28:40,023 --> 00:28:40,821 Yes. 778 00:28:40,855 --> 00:28:41,855 You have. 779 00:28:41,955 --> 00:28:41,955 Joe's never been to a strip club. 780 00:28:42,855 --> 00:28:43,855 I have been. 781 00:28:43,955 --> 00:28:45,021 Hence why I know that for a fact, 782 00:28:45,955 --> 00:28:47,154 once you get in there. 783 00:28:47,155 --> 00:28:48,221 You never know what exactly to do. 784 00:28:48,222 --> 00:28:49,388 It's weird getting a lap dance 785 00:28:49,389 --> 00:28:50,489 in front of other people. 786 00:28:50,490 --> 00:28:51,790 Oh, my god. 787 00:28:51,791 --> 00:28:52,789 There's no reason to get outraged 788 00:28:52,790 --> 00:28:53,757 and use words like "hence." 789 00:28:53,758 --> 00:28:53,926 I'm with Joe on this one. 790 00:28:54,924 --> 00:28:54,924 Oh. Dale, 791 00:28:55,891 --> 00:28:58,190 I will not let you kill fun on your own bachelor party. 792 00:28:58,191 --> 00:28:59,459 This is like negative fun. 793 00:28:59,460 --> 00:29:00,890 You don't get it. 794 00:29:00,891 --> 00:29:02,256 When you meet the right girl, 795 00:29:02,257 --> 00:29:03,093 you don't do anything to screw it up. 796 00:29:03,892 --> 00:29:04,790 You're adorable. 797 00:29:04,791 --> 00:29:05,759 Uh, I beg to differ. 798 00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:08,191 I met the right girl, I did everything to screw it up. 799 00:29:08,192 --> 00:29:10,159 So why don't you do something about it? 800 00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:11,428 Like apologize? 801 00:29:11,429 --> 00:29:13,761 Well, never got the chance. 802 00:29:13,762 --> 00:29:16,494 Oh, I smell a new profile pic. 803 00:29:16,495 --> 00:29:18,494 You know what I want to smell? 804 00:29:18,495 --> 00:29:18,930 I want to smell that burning bush 805 00:29:19,930 --> 00:29:22,363 I want to smell that fucking red snapper, 806 00:29:22,364 --> 00:29:23,729 what's her name? 807 00:29:23,730 --> 00:29:24,329 Is he talking about Katie again? 808 00:29:24,330 --> 00:29:26,463 Katie'd be like shooting a helpless animal. 809 00:29:26,464 --> 00:29:27,165 Exactly. 810 00:29:27,166 --> 00:29:29,163 Guys... Joe has a decade-long 811 00:29:29,164 --> 00:29:31,163 hard-on for the prom queen, so take it easy. 812 00:29:31,164 --> 00:29:32,130 Oh, what about the maid of honor? 813 00:29:32,131 --> 00:29:32,964 I'll take her down, then. 814 00:29:32,965 --> 00:29:35,833 Mm... It's not a good idea. 815 00:29:35,834 --> 00:29:36,832 Why, what do you mean? 816 00:29:36,833 --> 00:29:39,100 So you know how there are like serial killers, 817 00:29:39,101 --> 00:29:40,734 and then there's Hannibal Lector? 818 00:29:40,735 --> 00:29:41,800 Yeah? 819 00:29:41,801 --> 00:29:45,067 There are girls, and there's Regan. 820 00:29:46,236 --> 00:29:47,801 Hide it. 821 00:29:47,802 --> 00:29:49,435 Hide it in the bag. 822 00:29:49,436 --> 00:29:52,234 After tonight, no more coke. 823 00:29:52,235 --> 00:29:53,770 None. No more coke. 824 00:29:53,771 --> 00:29:54,802 I'm having like one of those 825 00:29:54,803 --> 00:29:56,336 moments of clarity right now. 826 00:29:56,337 --> 00:29:57,435 Yeah. 827 00:29:57,436 --> 00:29:58,270 You know what I'm saying? 828 00:29:58,271 --> 00:29:59,403 Yeah. 829 00:29:59,404 --> 00:30:00,204 Where is this Melissa chick, Regan? 830 00:30:00,205 --> 00:30:01,302 I'm calling her. 831 00:30:01,303 --> 00:30:02,470 I've got it under control, okay? 832 00:30:02,471 --> 00:30:03,771 Go back to your little intervention. 833 00:30:03,772 --> 00:30:04,503 It's not an intervention. 834 00:30:04,504 --> 00:30:05,372 We're gonna get a dress. 835 00:30:05,373 --> 00:30:07,003 A whole new dress! 836 00:30:07,004 --> 00:30:08,404 What are you talking about? 837 00:30:08,405 --> 00:30:09,339 Why don't we fix this dreThat's a great idea! 838 00:30:09,340 --> 00:30:10,375 Hey, Melissa! 839 00:30:12,372 --> 00:30:13,139 Hi. 840 00:30:13,140 --> 00:30:15,341 Yeah, we're out... we're just outside the bridal shop. 841 00:30:15,342 --> 00:30:16,407 Melissa! 842 00:30:16,408 --> 00:30:17,844 Melissa! 843 00:30:19,842 --> 00:30:20,973 Hello. 844 00:30:20,974 --> 00:30:22,040 Oh, look. Look. 845 00:30:22,041 --> 00:30:23,309 It's the maid of honor from hell 846 00:30:23,310 --> 00:30:25,007 that has landed on my doorstep. 847 00:30:25,008 --> 00:30:25,877 No, I'd much rather be here with you 848 00:30:26,877 --> 00:30:28,176 and your skanky friends 849 00:30:28,177 --> 00:30:30,042 than maybe getting touched by my husband 850 00:30:30,043 --> 00:30:30,944 Thanks. I can't wait. 851 00:30:31,944 --> 00:30:33,010 Chill out. 852 00:30:33,878 --> 00:30:35,379 You're beautiful. 853 00:30:36,378 --> 00:30:39,312 Okay. You're being nice, and it's scaring me. Stop. 854 00:30:39,313 --> 00:30:40,513 What do you need? 855 00:30:40,514 --> 00:30:42,511 Well, our lovely bride decided 856 00:30:42,512 --> 00:30:44,146 she didn't want to wear her dress. 857 00:30:44,147 --> 00:30:45,145 I'm sorry. 858 00:30:45,146 --> 00:30:46,345 I was just in my brain, 859 00:30:46,346 --> 00:30:46,849 and I was just really hurting you. 860 00:30:47,848 --> 00:30:49,279 What did you just say? 861 00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:51,119 Ba-bam! 862 00:30:54,117 --> 00:30:56,249 If I am still working in retail 863 00:30:56,250 --> 00:30:59,482 by the time I'm 40, I will kill myself. 864 00:30:59,483 --> 00:31:03,016 I know you guys think I'm joking, but I'm not. 865 00:31:03,017 --> 00:31:06,083 I will take a shotgun, and I will blow... 866 00:31:06,084 --> 00:31:06,917 Woman... chillax. my... head off. 867 00:31:07,752 --> 00:31:08,452 Please. 868 00:31:08,453 --> 00:31:09,751 Seriously, you guys. 869 00:31:09,752 --> 00:31:10,885 Okay. 870 00:31:10,886 --> 00:31:12,085 All right. 871 00:31:12,086 --> 00:31:13,053 Fun, fun, fun. 872 00:31:13,054 --> 00:31:14,384 Oh! 873 00:31:14,385 --> 00:31:16,822 This is all I have, 874 00:31:17,821 --> 00:31:20,320 and it's still a size too small. 875 00:31:20,321 --> 00:31:21,420 Is this pretty? 876 00:31:21,421 --> 00:31:22,354 Or is it ugly? 877 00:31:22,355 --> 00:31:23,320 It's gorgeous. 878 00:31:23,321 --> 00:31:24,519 It's the dress you wanted 879 00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:26,788 to get married in, ever since you were a little girl 880 00:31:26,789 --> 00:31:27,523 I mean, it would look so much better on you, 881 00:31:27,524 --> 00:31:28,921 but it's gorgeous! 882 00:31:28,922 --> 00:31:30,024 Everyone wants this cut. I mean, not in this size, 883 00:31:30,790 --> 00:31:31,756 obviously. 884 00:31:31,757 --> 00:31:32,456 But this is so popular. 885 00:31:32,457 --> 00:31:34,022 Everybody wants it. 886 00:31:34,023 --> 00:31:35,256 No. Okay, we want it. Yeah. 887 00:31:35,257 --> 00:31:36,389 WrapNo. up! 888 00:31:36,390 --> 00:31:37,057 Wrap it up. Hang it up. Pigface! 889 00:31:37,491 --> 00:31:38,357 No! 890 00:31:38,358 --> 00:31:39,495 Over my dead body. 891 00:31:41,494 --> 00:31:42,390 Regan! 892 00:31:42,391 --> 00:31:43,290 Bee! 893 00:31:43,291 --> 00:31:44,425 What the fuck? 894 00:31:44,426 --> 00:31:46,026 Come on, that was our solution! 895 00:31:46,027 --> 00:31:48,892 This is the problem... Becky can't wear that dress! 896 00:31:48,893 --> 00:31:49,859 Becky can't wear that dress. 897 00:31:49,860 --> 00:31:50,926 What? Okay, listen to me. 898 00:31:50,927 --> 00:31:52,061 This is clearly like some girl 899 00:31:52,062 --> 00:31:53,561 shit that I don't understand, 900 00:31:53,795 --> 00:31:56,028 so may I just be very, very diplomatic 901 00:31:56,029 --> 00:31:57,894 and say let it fucking go? 902 00:31:57,895 --> 00:31:59,063 No! 903 00:31:59,064 --> 00:32:00,562 I'm not gonna watch Becky Archer 904 00:32:00,796 --> 00:32:03,396 walk down the aisle in my dream dress. 905 00:32:03,397 --> 00:32:04,831 I'd rather lick this sidewalk. 906 00:32:04,832 --> 00:32:05,929 Great! 907 00:32:05,930 --> 00:32:07,328 Lick the sidewalk, then, please. 908 00:32:07,329 --> 00:32:08,764 I'm gonna lick it, too. Don't be ridiculous. 909 00:32:08,765 --> 00:32:09,765 You don't lick the sidewalk. 910 00:32:09,766 --> 00:32:11,867 You lick the sidewalk, I'll let it go. 911 00:32:13,865 --> 00:32:13,865 A little lick. 912 00:32:14,499 --> 00:32:15,499 Like a cat lick. 913 00:32:15,500 --> 00:32:17,242 Like a cat lick. 914 00:32:25,235 --> 00:32:26,133 Ugh. 915 00:32:26,134 --> 00:32:27,834 Be encouraging. 916 00:32:27,835 --> 00:32:29,503 I'm mentally preparing myself. 917 00:32:29,504 --> 00:32:31,934 Just do it fast, please. 918 00:32:31,935 --> 00:32:32,970 Like you're ripping off a Band-Aid 919 00:32:32,971 --> 00:32:34,469 Like anal sex. 920 00:32:34,470 --> 00:32:36,170 Becky can't wear that dress. 921 00:32:36,171 --> 00:32:38,871 A-a biased cut would look awful on her. 922 00:32:38,872 --> 00:32:40,202 It utilizes the stretch of the fabric 923 00:32:40,203 --> 00:32:42,538 in a diagonal direction, accentuating body lines. 924 00:32:42,539 --> 00:32:46,475 It would fit her like a silk stuffed sausage casing. 925 00:32:49,472 --> 00:32:50,440 Rain man? 926 00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:54,305 How did you know all that stuff, just now? 927 00:32:54,306 --> 00:32:55,810 I spent a semester at F.I.T. 928 00:32:57,809 --> 00:32:59,508 - Katie? Katie? - Yes? 929 00:32:59,509 --> 00:33:01,541 Do you know how to sew things? 930 00:33:01,542 --> 00:33:02,277 Oh. 931 00:33:04,275 --> 00:33:06,178 Of course I know how to sew. 932 00:33:07,177 --> 00:33:08,908 Oh. Okay. 933 00:33:08,909 --> 00:33:09,922 Are you ready to Betsy Ross 934 00:33:09,923 --> 00:33:11,011 - the shit out of this dress? - Yes. 935 00:33:11,478 --> 00:33:12,477 Good. 936 00:33:12,478 --> 00:33:13,144 This tastes like gasoline. 937 00:33:13,145 --> 00:33:14,410 Good. 938 00:33:14,411 --> 00:33:15,211 'Cause you love the smell of gasoline. 939 00:33:15,212 --> 00:33:16,210 It's perfect. 940 00:33:16,446 --> 00:33:18,376 We should get some magic markers while we're here! 941 00:33:18,377 --> 00:33:19,077 Oh, wait. 942 00:33:19,078 --> 00:33:20,045 I know a guy who can get us marijuana. 943 00:33:20,446 --> 00:33:21,146 Ted. 944 00:33:21,147 --> 00:33:22,213 Joe. 945 00:33:22,214 --> 00:33:23,277 You should throw that guy a bone. 946 00:33:23,278 --> 00:33:24,013 Who, Ted? 947 00:33:24,014 --> 00:33:25,113 Joe! 948 00:33:25,114 --> 00:33:25,913 I bet he's super good in bed. What? 949 00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:27,479 Yeah. 950 00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:28,478 Why would you say that? 951 00:33:28,479 --> 00:33:29,880 Have you ever fucked a guy 952 00:33:29,881 --> 00:33:30,913 who like never got laid in high school? 953 00:33:30,914 --> 00:33:32,212 But how would I know that? 954 00:33:32,213 --> 00:33:34,147 Oh, 'cause they're just really good at it. 955 00:33:34,148 --> 00:33:35,413 They're really good at sex, 956 00:33:35,414 --> 00:33:36,547 'cause they had to wait for it for so long. 957 00:33:36,548 --> 00:33:37,815 It's like a total Krakow situation. 958 00:33:37,816 --> 00:33:39,216 Krakow? 959 00:33:39,217 --> 00:33:41,285 Brian Krakow, from My So Called Life. 960 00:33:41,286 --> 00:33:42,549 Come on. 961 00:33:42,550 --> 00:33:44,117 Okay, listen to me. 962 00:33:44,118 --> 00:33:45,519 There are two different types of guys in bed. 963 00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:46,550 Mm-hmm. 964 00:33:46,551 --> 00:33:47,850 Number one, Brian Krakow. 965 00:33:47,851 --> 00:33:50,486 Didn't have sex 'til college, super grateful. 966 00:33:50,487 --> 00:33:53,085 Literally makes a home down here, 967 00:33:53,086 --> 00:33:55,119 sets up shop, wants to live in it. 968 00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:57,019 Number two, Jordan Catalano. 969 00:33:57,020 --> 00:33:58,319 Won't go near the area. 970 00:33:58,320 --> 00:33:59,185 Terrified of it. 971 00:33:59,186 --> 00:34:01,385 Very good looking, but you know, not worth the time. 972 00:34:01,386 --> 00:34:03,320 If you ask me-... What are you doing? 973 00:34:03,321 --> 00:34:05,921 Why do you have the baby out of the garbage bag? 974 00:34:05,922 --> 00:34:07,521 I'm matching the thread color to the dress. 975 00:34:07,522 --> 00:34:08,954 Uh, it's a wedding dress. 976 00:34:08,955 --> 00:34:10,056 I think maybe it's white. 977 00:34:10,057 --> 00:34:12,289 Oh, actually...it's ivory. 978 00:34:12,290 --> 00:34:14,489 Actually, it's pearl. 979 00:34:14,490 --> 00:34:15,388 Okay. You know what? 980 00:34:15,389 --> 00:34:17,222 Knowing stuff like that does not make you guys cool. 981 00:34:17,223 --> 00:34:17,925 It makes you... Amazing? 982 00:34:18,457 --> 00:34:19,458 Gorgeous? 983 00:34:19,459 --> 00:34:20,557 Incredible? 984 00:34:20,558 --> 00:34:22,026 God blessed me with perfect tits. 985 00:34:22,027 --> 00:34:24,025 It's only right that people should know that. 986 00:34:24,026 --> 00:34:25,959 I was gonna say makes you stupid. 987 00:34:27,093 --> 00:34:29,492 This Trevor guy keeps texting me. 988 00:34:29,493 --> 00:34:30,960 He wants us to go to that strip club. 989 00:34:30,961 --> 00:34:33,028 Oh! Guys, we have to go to a strip club. 990 00:34:33,029 --> 00:34:33,960 Please? 991 00:34:33,961 --> 00:34:35,125 Guys, it's like 2 a.m. 992 00:34:35,126 --> 00:34:36,561 She wakes up in five hours. 993 00:34:36,562 --> 00:34:38,795 Okay. How fast can you sew? 994 00:34:38,796 --> 00:34:40,529 It'll be faster if I had a sewing machine. 995 00:34:40,530 --> 00:34:41,996 Oh, my god. 996 00:34:41,997 --> 00:34:43,397 You know who could get us a sewing machine? 997 00:34:43,398 --> 00:34:44,928 Catalano. 998 00:34:44,929 --> 00:34:47,497 No. More like looks like Krakow 999 00:34:47,498 --> 00:34:49,030 and treats you like Catalano. 1000 00:34:49,031 --> 00:34:51,230 #free your ming and the rest will follow...# 1001 00:34:51,231 --> 00:34:53,997 I'm the President of the United States. 1002 00:34:53,998 --> 00:34:55,263 Totally kidding. 1003 00:34:55,264 --> 00:34:56,432 You want a dance, handsome? 1004 00:34:56,433 --> 00:34:59,566 Oh, I'm-I'm good. Err, uh, I mean, I'm not- help... 1005 00:34:59,567 --> 00:35:01,400 what are the parameters gonna be, for such a dance? 1006 00:35:01,401 --> 00:35:03,467 Jesus Christ almighty. 1007 00:35:03,468 --> 00:35:05,000 He said you're not his type. 1008 00:35:05,001 --> 00:35:06,934 Okay, I'm talking to the retard here. 1009 00:35:06,935 --> 00:35:08,200 Snap! 1010 00:35:08,201 --> 00:35:10,302 Here's twenty dollars. Leave us alone. 1011 00:35:10,303 --> 00:35:12,900 Look, it's just like taking a woman on a date. 1012 00:35:12,901 --> 00:35:16,870 You just have to make her feel terrible about herself. 1013 00:35:16,871 --> 00:35:17,970 Same goes for strippers. 1014 00:35:17,971 --> 00:35:19,370 I am so sorry 1015 00:35:19,371 --> 00:35:21,538 that he's referring to you in-in such a manner. 1016 00:35:21,539 --> 00:35:22,904 Does it look like it bothers her? 1017 00:35:22,905 --> 00:35:23,839 She's doesn't give a shit. 1018 00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:25,371 Here you go. 1019 00:35:25,372 --> 00:35:27,172 That was unique and special. 1020 00:35:28,037 --> 00:35:28,871 Thank you very much. 1021 00:35:28,872 --> 00:35:29,808 That was terrible. 1022 00:35:30,806 --> 00:35:32,406 Oh, shit! 1023 00:35:32,407 --> 00:35:33,871 I got a text from Hannibal. 1024 00:35:33,872 --> 00:35:35,506 Looks like some sluts are on their way. 1025 00:35:35,507 --> 00:35:36,571 Becky's friends are coming here? 1026 00:35:36,572 --> 00:35:37,840 Wait, is Katie with them? 1027 00:35:37,841 --> 00:35:38,940 Yes. 1028 00:35:38,941 --> 00:35:40,874 Relax. I'm out of here. 1029 00:35:40,875 --> 00:35:42,138 Keep the limo I'll see you guys tomorrow. Dale, come on. 1030 00:35:42,139 --> 00:35:43,908 I got a table booked downtown. 1031 00:35:43,909 --> 00:35:46,274 What are you doing? We've got bottles Where are you going? 1032 00:35:46,275 --> 00:35:47,240 I've got wedding photos in the morning. 1033 00:35:47,241 --> 00:35:48,341 That is a dick move. 1034 00:35:48,342 --> 00:35:49,541 This is like a classy place. 1035 00:35:49,542 --> 00:35:51,042 I've got a wedding tomorrow! 1036 00:35:51,043 --> 00:35:52,276 This is like the Harvard of strip clubs. 1037 00:35:52,277 --> 00:35:53,510 Hey, Joe. I'm gonna make sure Lector 1038 00:35:53,511 --> 00:35:54,910 brings your drunk prom queen for you, 1039 00:35:54,911 --> 00:35:55,976 'cause I'm gonna make it my mission 1040 00:35:55,977 --> 00:35:57,010 to get you in that tonight. 1041 00:35:57,011 --> 00:35:58,345 That's awesome, but I-I-I... 1042 00:35:58,346 --> 00:36:00,344 can we stop referring to her as a "that"? 1043 00:36:00,345 --> 00:36:01,812 All right. You in, Clyde? 1044 00:36:01,813 --> 00:36:04,148 No, I got something else going on here. 1045 00:36:06,145 --> 00:36:08,181 No, no, no. No females without a male escort. 1046 00:36:08,182 --> 00:36:09,114 What? 1047 00:36:09,115 --> 00:36:11,345 That's really sexist, and homophobic, 1048 00:36:11,346 --> 00:36:13,116 because you don't... you don't know us. 1049 00:36:13,117 --> 00:36:14,413 We could be lesbians. 1050 00:36:14,414 --> 00:36:15,414 These are my girlfriends. What the fuck? 1051 00:36:15,415 --> 00:36:16,082 All right. Down the street. 1052 00:36:16,582 --> 00:36:16,582 Did you... 1053 00:36:17,551 --> 00:36:18,850 just call us prostitutes? 1054 00:36:18,851 --> 00:36:21,015 Did you just call us prostitutes? 1055 00:36:21,016 --> 00:36:21,951 Down the street. 1056 00:36:21,952 --> 00:36:24,217 Listen, I got a scholarship to Princeton. 1057 00:36:24,218 --> 00:36:27,451 Hey, Dale! Dale, Dale,Dale! 1058 00:36:27,452 --> 00:36:29,551 Can you get us in? 1059 00:36:29,552 --> 00:36:31,385 I didn't know you guys were coming down. 1060 00:36:31,386 --> 00:36:33,452 Place is kind of gross. 1061 00:36:33,453 --> 00:36:34,851 It's okay. They're with me. 1062 00:36:34,852 --> 00:36:35,984 Hey, you don't have to pay for it. 1063 00:36:35,985 --> 00:36:38,054 What is this, misogyny night... ...at Scores? 1064 00:36:38,588 --> 00:36:38,588 We can vote. 1065 00:36:39,488 --> 00:36:41,087 I have never voted. 1066 00:36:41,088 --> 00:36:42,386 Have fun in there. 1067 00:36:42,387 --> 00:36:44,422 You guys'll fit right in. 1068 00:36:45,421 --> 00:36:49,320 Guys... It's in this one! 1069 00:36:50,557 --> 00:36:52,454 It's not even in a white bag, Katie! 1070 00:36:52,455 --> 00:36:53,491 I got it. I got it. I got it. 1071 00:36:53,492 --> 00:36:54,289 Okay. 1072 00:36:54,556 --> 00:36:55,856 We got it. Done. 1073 00:36:56,890 --> 00:36:58,256 What are you doing? 1074 00:36:58,257 --> 00:36:59,356 What are you fucking doing? 1075 00:36:59,357 --> 00:37:00,423 Don't drop it in the garbage. 1076 00:37:00,424 --> 00:37:01,491 I'm stepping on it. 1077 00:37:01,492 --> 00:37:04,057 Oh, my god. Oh, my god. 1078 00:37:04,058 --> 00:37:05,125 Katie! 1079 00:37:05,126 --> 00:37:06,225 Okay! I found it... 1080 00:37:06,226 --> 00:37:09,359 #Rock n Roll Hoochie Co...# 1081 00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:11,959 This must be what it feels like to go to the Oscars. 1082 00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:13,224 Ew... it's like Iran in here. 1083 00:37:13,225 --> 00:37:14,425 Okay, so I'm gonna go find the bathroom, 1084 00:37:14,426 --> 00:37:15,561 and I'm gonna clean off the dress. 1085 00:37:15,562 --> 00:37:16,594 Okay, we'll find Clyde. 1086 00:37:16,595 --> 00:37:17,563 She's not a stripper, right? 1087 00:37:18,528 --> 00:37:19,828 She's on a pole. 1088 00:37:19,829 --> 00:37:21,027 Let's rock the red carpet. 1089 00:37:21,028 --> 00:37:22,296 Listen, if I'm not out in five minutes, 1090 00:37:22,297 --> 00:37:25,361 you should probably claim the body. 1091 00:37:25,362 --> 00:37:26,297 I'm serious. 1092 00:37:36,133 --> 00:37:36,998 Hey, can I have some money? 1093 00:37:36,999 --> 00:37:38,164 No. 1094 00:37:38,165 --> 00:37:39,098 We're waiting for Gena and Clyde, 1095 00:37:39,099 --> 00:37:41,133 and then we're leaving Pull this dress up, 1096 00:37:41,134 --> 00:37:42,264 you don't work here! 1097 00:37:42,265 --> 00:37:43,431 Can I have some money, please? 1098 00:37:43,432 --> 00:37:44,601 Yeah, definitely. 1099 00:37:44,602 --> 00:37:46,033 Thank you. 1100 00:37:46,034 --> 00:37:47,432 They're just all such beautiful dancers, 1101 00:37:47,433 --> 00:37:47,503 I can't pick who to give money to. 1102 00:37:48,502 --> 00:37:49,934 That's so sweet. 1103 00:37:49,935 --> 00:37:51,300 I always ask them their stories, too. 1104 00:37:51,301 --> 00:37:53,037 'Cause you never know like where they... Oh. 1105 00:37:53,038 --> 00:37:54,936 She's gonna be so happy. 1106 00:37:54,937 --> 00:37:56,301 Her son's gonna have the gift of sight! 1107 00:37:56,302 --> 00:37:57,601 Why don't you ask her to smoke pot with you? 1108 00:37:57,602 --> 00:37:58,505 Why is that actually a good idea? 1109 00:37:59,504 --> 00:38:00,902 Is that cool to do? 1110 00:38:00,903 --> 00:38:02,101 Please. I need a break from "that". 1111 00:38:02,102 --> 00:38:03,269 We're not calling her "that". 1112 00:38:03,270 --> 00:38:04,404 We're trying not to call her "that". 1113 00:38:04,405 --> 00:38:05,843 I called her "that" earlier. 1114 00:38:09,841 --> 00:38:11,103 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1115 00:38:11,104 --> 00:38:14,307 Your security guy's- the security's... Thank you. 1116 00:38:14,308 --> 00:38:17,473 That was amazing, but I'm a little bored now. 1117 00:38:17,474 --> 00:38:19,574 Hey, is there anything you can do 1118 00:38:19,575 --> 00:38:21,574 to help Joe score with Katie? 1119 00:38:21,575 --> 00:38:22,375 No. 1120 00:38:22,376 --> 00:38:23,842 Why? 1121 00:38:23,843 --> 00:38:25,108 I'm a completely powerless figurehead. 1122 00:38:25,109 --> 00:38:27,076 I'm like Truman at Geneva. 1123 00:38:27,077 --> 00:38:29,176 You mean Truman at Potsdam? 1124 00:38:29,177 --> 00:38:34,244 I think I know what I'm talking about. 1125 00:38:34,245 --> 00:38:37,244 Truman inherited the presidency because Roosevelt died. 1126 00:38:37,245 --> 00:38:38,845 Poor fuck got sworn in, 1127 00:38:38,846 --> 00:38:41,345 flown to Potsdam to deal with Stalin and Churchill, 1128 00:38:41,346 --> 00:38:43,547 figure out what the fuck to do with post-war Germany 1129 00:38:43,548 --> 00:38:45,111 and all of Europe. 1130 00:38:45,112 --> 00:38:47,246 Geneva conference is completely different thing. 1131 00:38:47,247 --> 00:38:50,013 So I think you meant Truman at Potsdam. 1132 00:38:50,014 --> 00:38:54,013 Oh. I switched it, 'cause I'm a little drunk. 1133 00:38:54,014 --> 00:38:55,146 It wouldn't have made sense anyway, 1134 00:38:55,147 --> 00:38:58,382 because Truman had the trump card, he had the Bomb. 1135 00:38:58,383 --> 00:39:01,188 So really, he was in control the whole time. 1136 00:39:06,184 --> 00:39:09,284 Oh, do you believe in magic? 1137 00:39:09,285 --> 00:39:11,585 Yes, I do. That's... abso- yes. 1138 00:39:11,586 --> 00:39:13,217 Do you believe in a magic vagina? 1139 00:39:13,218 --> 00:39:13,452 A magic vagina? 1140 00:39:14,452 --> 00:39:15,987 It would bewitch you with its magic. 1141 00:39:15,988 --> 00:39:18,184 I've been bewitched by vaginas before. 1142 00:39:18,185 --> 00:39:20,520 It's scary, actually. 1143 00:39:20,521 --> 00:39:22,153 I think I might be stupid. 1144 00:39:22,154 --> 00:39:23,587 Why would you say that about yourself? 1145 00:39:23,588 --> 00:39:25,154 I don't understand anything 1146 00:39:25,155 --> 00:39:27,287 anyone is talking about, most of the time. 1147 00:39:27,288 --> 00:39:27,424 That has nothing to do with intelligence. 1148 00:39:28,423 --> 00:39:30,088 It's like this... 1149 00:39:30,089 --> 00:39:31,555 there's lots of different kinds of smart, 1150 00:39:31,556 --> 00:39:32,956 you know, and you just 1151 00:39:32,957 --> 00:39:35,990 have to discover which smart you are. 1152 00:39:35,991 --> 00:39:38,391 See, I-I don't understand what you just said. 1153 00:39:38,392 --> 00:39:40,157 That's okay, neither do I. 1154 00:39:40,158 --> 00:39:42,991 Be honest, would you marry a stripper? 1155 00:39:42,992 --> 00:39:48,525 Um... Shh... shh... shh... shh... 1156 00:39:48,526 --> 00:39:50,160 There's no touching allowed. 1157 00:39:50,161 --> 00:39:51,293 Okay. 1158 00:39:51,294 --> 00:39:52,960 Did you know that? 1159 00:39:52,961 --> 00:39:56,528 I... did- hadn't really... We're not allowed to touch. 1160 00:39:56,529 --> 00:39:57,962 Okay. Well, I'm not... 1161 00:39:57,963 --> 00:39:59,263 I mean, my hands are down. I'm not... 1162 00:39:59,264 --> 00:40:01,994 Mm-mm... But if you wanted to, you could. 1163 00:40:01,995 --> 00:40:05,229 I'm confused. It's not allowed, but I can? 1164 00:40:05,230 --> 00:40:07,930 If you wanted to touch me, you could. 1165 00:40:07,931 --> 00:40:09,630 I'm gonna give it a shot. Okay. 1166 00:40:09,631 --> 00:40:10,497 Okay. 1167 00:40:10,498 --> 00:40:11,598 Just... all right. 1168 00:40:11,599 --> 00:40:15,232 Mm-hmm. That's $200. 1169 00:40:15,233 --> 00:40:16,232 That's $200? 1170 00:40:16,399 --> 00:40:17,199 Mm-hmm. 1171 00:40:17,234 --> 00:40:19,498 That's $200? 1172 00:40:19,499 --> 00:40:22,032 Two-zero-zero. 1173 00:40:22,033 --> 00:40:24,434 Okay. Well, I-I mean, I feel like that's a... 1174 00:40:24,435 --> 00:40:29,139 that's a-a pretty good... deal... 1175 00:40:33,136 --> 00:40:34,405 Oh, Genny. 1176 00:40:36,403 --> 00:40:37,244 These guys suck. 1177 00:40:45,238 --> 00:40:47,037 Hand full of splooge. 1178 00:40:47,038 --> 00:40:48,205 Been there. 1179 00:40:48,206 --> 00:40:49,503 Is it your first night? 1180 00:40:49,504 --> 00:40:52,640 No... but pretty rad 1181 00:40:52,641 --> 00:40:55,241 that you think I'm hot enough to work here. 1182 00:40:56,240 --> 00:40:57,175 You okay? 1183 00:40:57,176 --> 00:40:58,506 No. Because... 1184 00:40:58,507 --> 00:41:01,174 my stupid ex-boyfriend's in the back right now, 1185 00:41:01,175 --> 00:41:03,274 getting humped by some skank. 1186 00:41:03,275 --> 00:41:04,243 No offense. 1187 00:41:04,244 --> 00:41:05,243 We are skanks. 1188 00:41:05,376 --> 00:41:05,376 It's so dumb. 1189 00:41:06,142 --> 00:41:07,574 Like honestly, 1190 00:41:07,575 --> 00:41:09,275 I don't even know why I'm freaking out about it. 1191 00:41:09,276 --> 00:41:10,941 I should be fixing the dress, not obsessing over him, 1192 00:41:10,942 --> 00:41:13,275 Look, the only reason why Romeo is back there is because 1193 00:41:13,276 --> 00:41:14,945 he knows he's not getting laid tonight. 1194 00:41:14,946 --> 00:41:16,110 It's true. 1195 00:41:16,111 --> 00:41:17,346 Yeah. I mean, if he thought he had a chance with you, 1196 00:41:18,345 --> 00:41:19,579 he would be all over your ass, 1197 00:41:19,580 --> 00:41:23,079 like a fat kid eating cake. 1198 00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:24,212 Thanks. 1199 00:41:24,213 --> 00:41:25,313 Yeah. Men are all sorts of fucked. 1200 00:41:25,314 --> 00:41:27,146 They feel insecure for one second 1201 00:41:27,147 --> 00:41:28,881 and they need to go feel powerful 1202 00:41:28,882 --> 00:41:30,012 for a couple of hours. 1203 00:41:30,013 --> 00:41:31,180 Women feel shitty about themselves 1204 00:41:31,181 --> 00:41:32,945 and they just go cry in the bathroom. 1205 00:41:32,946 --> 00:41:33,617 Yeah. 1206 00:41:35,615 --> 00:41:38,415 Or they stab each other in the back. 1207 00:41:38,416 --> 00:41:39,583 Yeah, I guess there's that, too. 1208 00:41:39,584 --> 00:41:41,083 Yeah. 1209 00:41:41,084 --> 00:41:42,382 Oh, that's good. 1210 00:41:44,316 --> 00:41:45,516 Yeah. 1211 00:41:45,517 --> 00:41:46,649 I should like, do this more often, 1212 00:41:46,650 --> 00:41:48,551 come to these bathrooms, you know. 1213 00:41:48,552 --> 00:41:53,052 So much cheaper than going to a fucking therapist. 1214 00:41:53,053 --> 00:41:54,017 Yeah! 1215 00:41:54,018 --> 00:41:55,253 All right! 1216 00:41:55,254 --> 00:41:56,487 That's great. Thank you. 1217 00:41:58,486 --> 00:42:00,220 Regan! 1218 00:42:01,219 --> 00:42:03,353 Whoa, we're still having... What is that? 1219 00:42:03,354 --> 00:42:03,354 I need to talk to her for a second. 1220 00:42:04,155 --> 00:42:05,519 Where's Katie? 1221 00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:06,887 I don't know. This place is like a fucking maze. 1222 00:42:06,888 --> 00:42:07,621 Okay. Well, we gotta get out of here 1223 00:42:07,622 --> 00:42:08,556 if we're ever gonna... We need to find Clyde... 1224 00:42:09,156 --> 00:42:11,154 No to get the sewing machine. 1225 00:42:11,155 --> 00:42:12,155 No, it's a change of plans. 1226 00:42:14,424 --> 00:42:16,391 Do you think they'd let me work here, 1227 00:42:16,392 --> 00:42:18,223 if I take my clothes off? 1228 00:42:18,224 --> 00:42:20,088 Oh, my god. You let her smoke pot? 1229 00:42:20,089 --> 00:42:21,323 I can't control her. 1230 00:42:21,324 --> 00:42:22,392 You can't control her. 1231 00:42:22,393 --> 00:42:23,924 That's hilarious. 1232 00:42:23,925 --> 00:42:24,592 Why are you talking about me like I'm not here? 1233 00:42:24,593 --> 00:42:26,025 I'm calling Becky, 1234 00:42:26,026 --> 00:42:27,158 and I'm telling her about the dress, 1235 00:42:27,159 --> 00:42:28,391 'cause I can't handle this anymore. 1236 00:42:28,392 --> 00:42:29,623 Hah! So you can be the big fucking hero? 1237 00:42:29,624 --> 00:42:30,991 No! I'm the only one doing anything! 1238 00:42:30,992 --> 00:42:32,159 You don't handle shit! 1239 00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:33,261 I handle shit. 1240 00:42:33,262 --> 00:42:35,061 ...and I handle shit... What's the plan, Gena? 1241 00:42:35,062 --> 00:42:36,361 It doesn't matter! 1242 00:42:36,362 --> 00:42:37,926 I'm just telling her about the fucking dress. 1243 00:42:37,927 --> 00:42:38,559 What happens when all the fucking responsibility 1244 00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:39,461 comes down on you? You're gonna call me... 1245 00:42:40,196 --> 00:42:40,961 No. 1246 00:42:40,962 --> 00:42:41,660 Yeah, you are. 1247 00:42:41,661 --> 00:42:43,961 You're gonna call me, and I'll fucking handle it 1248 00:42:43,962 --> 00:42:45,161 Just like I handled your abortion, 1249 00:42:45,162 --> 00:42:46,434 because I had to fucking drive you. 1250 00:42:50,431 --> 00:42:56,331 You guys had an abortion without me? 1251 00:42:56,332 --> 00:42:56,332 Okay. 1252 00:42:57,033 --> 00:42:57,500 I'm sorry. No. 1253 00:42:58,233 --> 00:42:59,598 Gena, stop. 1254 00:42:59,599 --> 00:43:01,099 What is that shit? 1255 00:43:01,100 --> 00:43:02,568 I-I didn't even get to come? 1256 00:43:03,567 --> 00:43:04,932 Clyde, I need you to help me. 1257 00:43:04,933 --> 00:43:05,634 Security! 1258 00:43:05,635 --> 00:43:07,067 Clyde! Come on. 1259 00:43:07,068 --> 00:43:09,468 No, he can't leave. He owes me $200. 1260 00:43:09,469 --> 00:43:10,568 See this? 1261 00:43:10,569 --> 00:43:11,901 It's worth a lot of money, okay? 1262 00:43:11,902 --> 00:43:13,401 So don't blow it all in one place. 1263 00:43:16,270 --> 00:43:18,068 See you later. 1264 00:43:18,069 --> 00:43:19,069 Whatever. 1265 00:43:20,304 --> 00:43:22,304 Wait, Gena! 1266 00:43:22,305 --> 00:43:23,669 Fuck you! 1267 00:43:23,670 --> 00:43:25,337 You're a bad-ass. 1268 00:43:25,338 --> 00:43:26,405 Wait! No, no, no, no. 1269 00:43:26,406 --> 00:43:27,904 Oh, no. 1270 00:43:27,905 --> 00:43:30,137 We're not getting on the floor tonight. Nope. 1271 00:43:30,138 --> 00:43:32,103 We're going... Do I still look okay? 1272 00:43:32,104 --> 00:43:33,274 We're going home now, okay? 1273 00:43:33,275 --> 00:43:34,940 She really goes from 60 to zero. 1274 00:43:34,941 --> 00:43:35,973 No, you're not going home. 1275 00:43:35,974 --> 00:43:37,506 You said you needed a break. 1276 00:43:37,507 --> 00:43:38,405 That was before. You're not going home. 1277 00:43:38,406 --> 00:43:39,608 Joe, take Katie home. 1278 00:43:39,609 --> 00:43:41,173 Whoa. Who is Joe? 1279 00:43:41,174 --> 00:43:41,905 He's right behind you. 1280 00:43:41,906 --> 00:43:42,472 I'm Joe. 1281 00:43:42,473 --> 00:43:43,641 Hello. 1282 00:43:43,642 --> 00:43:44,574 Here's what's happening. 1283 00:43:44,575 --> 00:43:46,473 You're staying with me, call your friend, 1284 00:43:46,474 --> 00:43:48,675 as soon as she picks up I'll take you right to her. 1285 00:43:48,676 --> 00:43:49,641 The most efficient way of handling it. 1286 00:43:49,642 --> 00:43:51,609 Wait, wait, wait. Um... Sorry. 1287 00:43:51,610 --> 00:43:55,442 Think I'm gonna be sick... No, I'm good. I'm good. 1288 00:43:55,443 --> 00:43:56,344 She's good! I'm good. 1289 00:43:57,177 --> 00:43:58,577 Okay. 1290 00:43:58,578 --> 00:44:00,678 Aw... Young love. 1291 00:44:00,679 --> 00:44:01,512 All right. Okay. 1292 00:44:01,513 --> 00:44:02,578 Okay. 1293 00:44:02,579 --> 00:44:03,978 You wanna throw up? 1294 00:44:03,979 --> 00:44:04,579 Here, let me take you to throw up. 1295 00:44:04,580 --> 00:44:05,509 Uh-uh, I'm good. 1296 00:44:05,510 --> 00:44:06,345 No, come on. Let's go. 1297 00:44:06,346 --> 00:44:07,646 Joe, come here. 1298 00:44:07,647 --> 00:44:09,012 What the fuck is wrong with you, man? 1299 00:44:09,013 --> 00:44:09,613 I'm trying to get you alone with her. 1300 00:44:09,614 --> 00:44:10,481 She's GTG, man. 1301 00:44:10,482 --> 00:44:12,079 What's GTG again? 1302 00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:12,912 Good to go! 1303 00:44:12,913 --> 00:44:13,948 She's good to go! 1304 00:44:13,949 --> 00:44:15,681 Take her home and slip it in. 1305 00:44:15,682 --> 00:44:17,014 I'm not gonna slip it in. 1306 00:44:17,015 --> 00:44:18,348 She is wasted, that'd be like rape. 1307 00:44:18,349 --> 00:44:19,914 Slipping it in to a girl 1308 00:44:19,915 --> 00:44:21,181 that's about to pass out...? 1309 00:44:21,182 --> 00:44:22,517 I'm telling you, take these. 1310 00:44:22,518 --> 00:44:24,248 That'll help. 1311 00:44:24,249 --> 00:44:25,350 What are these? Are these... 1312 00:44:25,351 --> 00:44:27,284 dude, are these date rape drugs? 1313 00:44:27,285 --> 00:44:28,186 They're fucking Xanax, dude, for you. 1314 00:44:29,184 --> 00:44:29,185 You're fucking paranoid. 1315 00:44:30,184 --> 00:44:31,219 You smoked too much. 1316 00:44:31,220 --> 00:44:32,918 Would you relax? 1317 00:44:32,919 --> 00:44:34,218 What am I doing? 1318 00:44:37,020 --> 00:44:37,951 All right. 1319 00:44:37,952 --> 00:44:38,687 I like to see you man up. 1320 00:44:38,688 --> 00:44:41,321 Now, do you want Regan, or do you want Katie? 1321 00:44:42,186 --> 00:44:43,321 You can take her. 1322 00:44:44,186 --> 00:44:45,352 Katie's hotter. 1323 00:44:45,353 --> 00:44:46,190 Yeah. Good call. 1324 00:44:47,188 --> 00:44:47,188 Look, she's throwing up right now, 1325 00:44:48,121 --> 00:44:49,088 that's not so hot. 1326 00:44:49,089 --> 00:44:51,122 What is wrong with you? 1327 00:44:51,123 --> 00:44:51,690 I don't know. 1328 00:44:53,389 --> 00:44:54,389 Hey. 1329 00:44:54,390 --> 00:44:54,390 Thank you, Joe. 1330 00:44:55,124 --> 00:44:56,023 All good? 1331 00:44:56,024 --> 00:44:58,023 All right. Yeah. Yeah. 1332 00:44:58,024 --> 00:44:58,555 so Joe's going with Katie... You're going with Joe. 1333 00:44:58,556 --> 00:44:59,389 Great. Yeah. 1334 00:44:59,390 --> 00:45:01,524 We're GTG, we're good to go. 1335 00:45:01,525 --> 00:45:02,823 Okay. Perfect 1336 00:45:04,492 --> 00:45:05,292 GTG? 1337 00:45:05,293 --> 00:45:06,290 Yeah, GTG what? 1338 00:45:06,291 --> 00:45:07,257 Why you stealin' my shit? 1339 00:45:07,258 --> 00:45:08,292 I didn't hear you say that. 1340 00:45:08,293 --> 00:45:09,659 That's my line. 1341 00:45:09,660 --> 00:45:12,095 This is the best night of my life, you guys! 1342 00:45:14,094 --> 00:45:16,094 How can you not have a Metro card? 1343 00:45:16,095 --> 00:45:18,627 Uh, because I live in Los Angeles? 1344 00:45:18,628 --> 00:45:21,594 Yeah, but you've been here for like a day. 1345 00:45:21,595 --> 00:45:24,194 Thank you, Gena, for helping me get out of 1346 00:45:24,195 --> 00:45:26,496 that sticky situation with that wasted stripper 1347 00:45:26,497 --> 00:45:28,196 that I could not pay for. 1348 00:45:28,197 --> 00:45:29,261 Oh, you're so welcome, Clyde. 1349 00:45:29,262 --> 00:45:30,461 Are you kidding? 1350 00:45:30,462 --> 00:45:31,564 I could have paid for the stripper, 1351 00:45:31,565 --> 00:45:34,068 if you hadn't taken my wallet. 1352 00:45:37,064 --> 00:45:37,133 How long are you gonna 1353 00:45:38,133 --> 00:45:39,331 pretend to be mad at me, Gena? 1354 00:45:39,332 --> 00:45:40,532 It's starting to hurt my feelings. 1355 00:45:40,533 --> 00:45:41,499 Listen to me. 1356 00:45:41,500 --> 00:45:44,066 I've got like mere hours 1357 00:45:44,067 --> 00:45:46,466 to get this dress fixed and cleaned, 1358 00:45:46,467 --> 00:45:48,435 and make sure nothing else happens to it, 1359 00:45:48,436 --> 00:45:51,566 so I am so sorry, Clyde, that your feelings are 1360 00:45:51,567 --> 00:45:52,602 not at the top of my list 1361 00:45:52,603 --> 00:45:54,534 of things to give a shit about. 1362 00:45:54,535 --> 00:45:56,669 Wow, so you're actually mad at me. 1363 00:45:56,670 --> 00:45:58,608 That's interesting. 1364 00:46:02,605 --> 00:46:06,504 You know what You got pregnant a long time 1365 00:46:06,505 --> 00:46:08,304 - years ago. 1366 00:46:08,305 --> 00:46:10,137 And I felt bad about it ever since. 1367 00:46:10,138 --> 00:46:11,106 And you know, there's this thing, 1368 00:46:12,106 --> 00:46:14,972 it's called life, and we have to get on with it. 1369 00:46:14,973 --> 00:46:16,506 We got pregnant. 1370 00:46:16,507 --> 00:46:17,973 I took care of it. 1371 00:46:17,974 --> 00:46:19,207 You made mix tapes about it. 1372 00:46:19,208 --> 00:46:21,408 I-I was 18. 1373 00:46:21,409 --> 00:46:22,708 I was 15. 1374 00:46:22,709 --> 00:46:25,514 You were 16, and we were in love. 1375 00:46:31,510 --> 00:46:32,944 Remember Fast Times? 1376 00:46:32,945 --> 00:46:33,711 Fast Times? 1377 00:46:33,712 --> 00:46:35,075 You remember that movie? 1378 00:46:35,076 --> 00:46:36,277 Do you remember who the bad guy was? 1379 00:46:36,278 --> 00:46:37,611 It was Damone. 1380 00:46:37,612 --> 00:46:42,010 The asshole didn't show up for the appointment. 1381 00:46:42,011 --> 00:46:42,680 That's you, mother fucker. 1382 00:46:42,681 --> 00:46:45,445 I am not I am not Damone! 1383 00:46:45,446 --> 00:46:46,514 I'm not Damone! 1384 00:46:46,515 --> 00:46:48,832 I can't believe you cannot see that you are Damone. 1385 00:46:48,867 --> 00:46:51,151 Don't call me... dude, don't call me fucking Damone... 1386 00:46:54,148 --> 00:46:55,380 What do you want me to do about it now? 1387 00:46:55,381 --> 00:46:57,314 I just want you to help me fix the dress. 1388 00:46:57,315 --> 00:46:58,549 I don't want to have this conversation. 1389 00:46:58,550 --> 00:47:00,587 I just want to fix the dress. 1390 00:47:06,583 --> 00:47:08,950 And chemo when you're 12 sucks. 1391 00:47:08,951 --> 00:47:09,619 Yeah, it's gotta suck. 1392 00:47:09,620 --> 00:47:12,352 I mean, 12 sucks in general, 1393 00:47:12,353 --> 00:47:15,952 especially when you're a girl That's when it happens. 1394 00:47:15,953 --> 00:47:18,152 When what, when what happens? 1395 00:47:18,153 --> 00:47:20,319 You start hating yourself. 1396 00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:22,553 Ah, I can't believe Gena isn't texting me back! 1397 00:47:22,554 --> 00:47:23,551 Hey, you know what? 1398 00:47:23,552 --> 00:47:24,485 I got an idea. 1399 00:47:24,486 --> 00:47:25,387 Why don't you just relax? 1400 00:47:25,388 --> 00:47:26,953 Put the phone away. 1401 00:47:26,954 --> 00:47:28,454 Doesn't sound like your friend needs you, anyway. 1402 00:47:28,455 --> 00:47:29,453 No, this was a mistake. 1403 00:47:29,454 --> 00:47:30,189 I gotta go. 1404 00:47:30,190 --> 00:47:31,287 No-no-no-no. 1405 00:47:31,288 --> 00:47:32,989 You're not going. Stay. Come on. 1406 00:47:32,990 --> 00:47:34,123 I want to hear about this. Why do you start to hate yourself? 1407 00:47:34,656 --> 00:47:37,588 'Cause, I, I don't know. 1408 00:47:37,589 --> 00:47:38,457 Uh, you wouldn't understand 1409 00:47:42,123 --> 00:47:42,123 Well, I think, 1410 00:47:43,025 --> 00:47:43,059 I think you're unhappy 1411 00:47:44,058 --> 00:47:45,290 and you have no reason to be, 1412 00:47:45,291 --> 00:47:46,526 and that's what makes you hate yourself. 1413 00:47:47,525 --> 00:47:49,459 Let me guess, psych major. 1414 00:47:49,460 --> 00:47:51,627 Psych major with a lucrative advertising job. 1415 00:47:51,628 --> 00:47:53,492 Yeah, yeah, that's good. 1416 00:47:53,493 --> 00:47:55,059 Belittle me. 1417 00:47:55,060 --> 00:47:56,161 Is that what you do to your boyfriend? 1418 00:47:56,162 --> 00:47:58,528 Does that work for him? 1419 00:47:58,529 --> 00:47:59,461 Not really. 1420 00:48:00,528 --> 00:48:01,494 I shouldn't have brought it up. 1421 00:48:01,495 --> 00:48:03,162 Yeah, but you did. 1422 00:48:03,163 --> 00:48:05,061 So probably I would tell you that you're beautiful 1423 00:48:05,062 --> 00:48:07,528 and what you're doing with retarded kids is amazing. 1424 00:48:07,529 --> 00:48:08,230 They have cancer. 1425 00:48:08,231 --> 00:48:09,230 Whatever. 1426 00:48:09,598 --> 00:48:11,698 I like to compliment a woman because she deserves it, 1427 00:48:11,699 --> 00:48:13,197 not because she needs attention. 1428 00:48:15,332 --> 00:48:16,631 I don't need attention. 1429 00:48:16,632 --> 00:48:18,732 Ooh, got off some steam there. 1430 00:48:18,733 --> 00:48:19,463 You're mad. 1431 00:48:19,464 --> 00:48:20,330 I'm not mad. 1432 00:48:20,331 --> 00:48:21,299 Are you kidding me? 1433 00:48:21,300 --> 00:48:24,031 You're fucking livid. 1434 00:48:24,032 --> 00:48:25,332 Oh, don't do that. 1435 00:48:25,333 --> 00:48:27,332 Just want to give you what you want. 1436 00:48:29,068 --> 00:48:30,667 What do I want? 1437 00:48:30,668 --> 00:48:32,470 You want somebody to put you in your place. 1438 00:48:33,469 --> 00:48:34,667 Where's that? 1439 00:48:34,668 --> 00:48:36,102 Where do you want it? 1440 00:48:36,103 --> 00:48:39,501 Ah! Harder! 1441 00:48:39,502 --> 00:48:42,537 Uh, harder! 1442 00:48:42,538 --> 00:48:46,470 Shut the Fuck Up Shut the fuck up. 1443 00:48:46,471 --> 00:48:48,304 Yeah, you shut the fuck up. 1444 00:48:48,305 --> 00:48:55,206 Yeah, shut the fuck up cunt. 1445 00:48:56,974 --> 00:49:00,273 Shit! Shit, shit. 1446 00:49:00,274 --> 00:49:02,273 Fuck. Shit, shit. 1447 00:49:02,274 --> 00:49:03,341 Hey. 1448 00:49:03,342 --> 00:49:04,274 Hey, this is Becks. 1449 00:49:04,275 --> 00:49:05,439 Can you come to my room? 1450 00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:06,406 Oh yeah. I'm not doing anything. 1451 00:49:06,407 --> 00:49:07,573 We need to talk. 1452 00:49:07,574 --> 00:49:08,674 Yeah, I'll be there in a minute. 1453 00:49:08,675 --> 00:49:09,575 Uh, give me a couple minutes. 1454 00:49:09,576 --> 00:49:10,443 Okay. 1455 00:49:10,444 --> 00:49:11,275 Okay. 1456 00:49:11,276 --> 00:49:11,276 Bye. 1457 00:49:11,711 --> 00:49:12,511 Bye. 1458 00:49:15,510 --> 00:49:17,212 Don't cum on my dress. 1459 00:49:19,212 --> 00:49:20,079 I can't believe we're doing this. 1460 00:49:20,713 --> 00:49:22,510 I can't believe I gave all my coke 1461 00:49:22,511 --> 00:49:24,078 to your filthy stripper. 1462 00:49:24,079 --> 00:49:26,278 Do me a favor and don't mention that 1463 00:49:26,279 --> 00:49:27,547 in your recap of the evening. 1464 00:49:27,548 --> 00:49:30,479 Aw, that's my favorite part, though. 1465 00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:31,746 Clyde? 1466 00:49:31,747 --> 00:49:33,113 Hey, Mom. 1467 00:49:33,114 --> 00:49:34,348 I thought you were at a wedding. 1468 00:49:34,349 --> 00:49:35,981 You remember...? 1469 00:49:35,982 --> 00:49:37,181 Gena? 1470 00:49:37,182 --> 00:49:38,416 I don't think you've eaten 1471 00:49:38,417 --> 00:49:40,613 since the last time I saw you. 1472 00:49:40,614 --> 00:49:42,047 We need your help. 1473 00:49:42,048 --> 00:49:43,048 Yeah. 1474 00:49:44,116 --> 00:49:46,116 Oh my Lord. 1475 00:49:46,117 --> 00:49:47,717 It's a really long story 1476 00:49:47,718 --> 00:49:49,387 without much of a payoff, so... 1477 00:49:51,385 --> 00:49:52,416 I've seen worse. 1478 00:49:52,417 --> 00:49:53,484 When do you need it? 1479 00:49:53,485 --> 00:49:54,652 Three hours. 1480 00:49:54,653 --> 00:49:57,518 It's a miracle you need, not me. 1481 00:49:57,519 --> 00:50:00,184 Sheila, you made every one of the costumes 1482 00:50:00,185 --> 00:50:01,185 for all the schools plays 1483 00:50:01,186 --> 00:50:04,020 and you made my prom dress from scratch! 1484 00:50:04,021 --> 00:50:05,589 You can do it. 1485 00:50:07,588 --> 00:50:11,455 Clyde, make us some coffee and food. 1486 00:50:11,456 --> 00:50:12,255 Gena? 1487 00:50:12,256 --> 00:50:13,155 Yeah? 1488 00:50:13,156 --> 00:50:16,693 I'll get you some pants. 1489 00:50:19,690 --> 00:50:23,061 Why are doors so heavy in this place? Uh-oh. 1490 00:50:26,059 --> 00:50:27,393 I don't think this is your room. 1491 00:50:27,394 --> 00:50:28,424 No, no. 1492 00:50:28,425 --> 00:50:30,192 This is definitely my room. 1493 00:50:30,193 --> 00:50:32,362 But somebody has moved the furniture around. 1494 00:50:33,361 --> 00:50:36,292 They put a pool right in the middle of my room. 1495 00:50:36,293 --> 00:50:38,268 This is fucking fantastic! 1496 00:50:45,263 --> 00:50:46,363 Wait, are you coming? 1497 00:50:46,364 --> 00:50:48,633 Yeah. I am. 1498 00:50:52,630 --> 00:50:54,763 Oh! 1499 00:50:54,764 --> 00:50:56,465 It's beautiful! 1500 00:50:56,466 --> 00:50:57,665 You okay? 1501 00:50:57,666 --> 00:50:59,198 It's beautiful. 1502 00:50:59,199 --> 00:51:01,033 Moments like these, I think to myself, my parents have no idea 1503 00:51:01,767 --> 00:51:02,434 where I am right now. 1504 00:51:04,432 --> 00:51:05,298 Ah. 1505 00:51:05,299 --> 00:51:07,065 I'm so awake now. 1506 00:51:07,066 --> 00:51:09,501 Watch me do a handstand! 1507 00:51:09,502 --> 00:51:11,239 Be careful, it's three feet deep. 1508 00:51:15,236 --> 00:51:17,035 You're seriously making pancakes right now? 1509 00:51:17,501 --> 00:51:18,569 I am. 1510 00:51:18,570 --> 00:51:21,470 Yours has a sad face made out of chocolate chips, 1511 00:51:21,471 --> 00:51:26,738 because the world is an asshole and it's gonna get you. 1512 00:51:27,738 --> 00:51:30,705 Why are you on your phone at 4.30 in the a.m.? 1513 00:51:30,706 --> 00:51:35,444 Don't worry about it, you know? 1514 00:51:39,441 --> 00:51:44,741 And... I am totally tagging you in that photo. 1515 00:51:44,742 --> 00:51:47,677 You totally stalk me online, don't you? 1516 00:51:49,676 --> 00:51:50,611 Maybe. 1517 00:51:53,609 --> 00:51:54,114 Sometimes. 1518 00:51:57,112 --> 00:51:58,512 Weekly. 1519 00:51:59,512 --> 00:52:00,710 Pervert. 1520 00:52:00,711 --> 00:52:02,711 Who are you calling? 1521 00:52:02,712 --> 00:52:03,511 Who are you calling? 1522 00:52:03,512 --> 00:52:04,612 You're so nosy. 1523 00:52:04,613 --> 00:52:08,445 I'm calling my friend's dealer, okay, so I can get some 1524 00:52:08,446 --> 00:52:10,747 cocaine for tonight, so I can make it through. 1525 00:52:10,748 --> 00:52:13,413 Give me my phone back. 1526 00:52:13,414 --> 00:52:14,746 Give it back to me. 1527 00:52:14,747 --> 00:52:16,613 Give it to me. 1528 00:52:16,614 --> 00:52:17,546 What are you doing? 1529 00:52:17,547 --> 00:52:18,648 Why did you do that?! 1530 00:52:18,649 --> 00:52:20,047 Oh my God! 1531 00:52:20,048 --> 00:52:21,381 I can't believe that you just did that! 1532 00:52:21,382 --> 00:52:22,216 Believe it. 1533 00:52:22,217 --> 00:52:24,115 Why did you do that? 1534 00:52:24,116 --> 00:52:26,290 It's not cute anymore, Gen. 1535 00:52:45,288 --> 00:52:46,721 Hey. 1536 00:52:47,720 --> 00:52:49,224 What's up? 1537 00:52:51,223 --> 00:52:52,625 I think we need to talk. 1538 00:52:56,623 --> 00:52:59,124 I wanted to... Look, Beck... What? What? 1539 00:53:00,123 --> 00:53:01,056 I'm sorry. Go ahead. 1540 00:53:01,057 --> 00:53:02,227 Oh, no. You go first. 1541 00:53:05,224 --> 00:53:07,524 I called you 'cause I feel really bad 1542 00:53:07,525 --> 00:53:09,024 about what happened earlier. 1543 00:53:10,126 --> 00:53:12,157 I overreacted. 1544 00:53:12,158 --> 00:53:14,493 Emotions were running really high. 1545 00:53:14,494 --> 00:53:16,060 You've been a trooper. 1546 00:53:16,061 --> 00:53:18,261 And I know that this Maid of Honor stuff 1547 00:53:18,262 --> 00:53:20,560 must have been,like, really hard for you. 1548 00:53:20,561 --> 00:53:22,558 Yeah, but I'm really happy for you. 1549 00:53:22,795 --> 00:53:24,198 Regan. 1550 00:53:28,195 --> 00:53:30,630 I shouldn't have blown up like that. 1551 00:53:30,631 --> 00:53:32,498 I mean, I wanted to see the stripper 1552 00:53:32,499 --> 00:53:34,031 go the full thing. 1553 00:53:34,032 --> 00:53:35,064 Yeah. 1554 00:53:35,065 --> 00:53:39,731 It would've been great to see one more dick before, 1555 00:53:39,732 --> 00:53:45,333 before I see Dale's for the rest of my life, but... 1556 00:53:45,334 --> 00:53:46,598 you've just done so much work 1557 00:53:46,599 --> 00:53:48,701 for this wedding, just put your own shit 1558 00:53:48,702 --> 00:53:52,035 aside in order to do everything. 1559 00:53:52,036 --> 00:53:54,700 So.. 1560 00:53:54,701 --> 00:53:56,305 thank you. 1561 00:54:00,301 --> 00:54:01,305 I have to pee. 1562 00:54:04,302 --> 00:54:07,469 Oh, '94 talent show. 1563 00:54:07,470 --> 00:54:10,370 Your leotards are phenomenal. 1564 00:54:10,371 --> 00:54:11,172 I won that shit every single year, 1565 00:54:11,706 --> 00:54:12,771 right? 1566 00:54:12,772 --> 00:54:14,139 Yeah, but '94 was special. 1567 00:54:14,140 --> 00:54:15,639 That was the year you got a bra. 1568 00:54:15,640 --> 00:54:17,572 Which you stole. 1569 00:54:17,573 --> 00:54:19,339 I could find it if I looked for it. 1570 00:54:19,340 --> 00:54:21,675 Please do not do that. 1571 00:54:23,673 --> 00:54:24,710 You know what was great about us? 1572 00:54:27,709 --> 00:54:28,776 What? 1573 00:54:29,776 --> 00:54:31,413 We were friends. 1574 00:54:34,410 --> 00:54:37,646 Everyone else, they had so much ...drama. 1575 00:54:38,644 --> 00:54:39,780 But we were like... 1576 00:54:41,778 --> 00:54:41,778 We were friends. 1577 00:54:42,512 --> 00:54:43,377 Yeah. 1578 00:54:43,378 --> 00:54:44,178 Yeah. 1579 00:54:46,745 --> 00:54:47,744 What happened? 1580 00:54:49,781 --> 00:54:52,479 I mean, I kinda needed you to drive me that day. 1581 00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:57,716 I needed you to go with me and you didn't show up. 1582 00:54:58,715 --> 00:55:00,114 I couldn't. 1583 00:55:00,115 --> 00:55:01,656 Why couldn't you? 1584 00:55:07,650 --> 00:55:09,397 I was too sad. 1585 00:55:21,387 --> 00:55:22,685 This is awesome. 1586 00:55:24,686 --> 00:55:26,419 Did I puke on you? 1587 00:55:26,420 --> 00:55:27,821 No. Well, yeah. 1588 00:55:27,822 --> 00:55:28,819 Not directly. 1589 00:55:28,820 --> 00:55:30,820 You puked on Regan, though. 1590 00:55:30,821 --> 00:55:33,321 Okay, once, I was so stoned, 1591 00:55:33,322 --> 00:55:33,690 I thought I was in an episode 1592 00:55:34,689 --> 00:55:36,121 of 90210 1593 00:55:36,122 --> 00:55:38,522 and I kept yelling, "Dylan!" 1594 00:55:38,523 --> 00:55:40,157 That's fucking awesome. 1595 00:55:40,157 --> 00:55:42,389 I got so fucked up once off 'shrooms 1596 00:55:42,390 --> 00:55:44,458 that I started a fight club with my cats. 1597 00:55:44,459 --> 00:55:45,724 Okay, okay. 1598 00:55:45,725 --> 00:55:49,559 I once got so wrecked that I woke up naked 1599 00:55:49,560 --> 00:55:52,225 next to a hamburger and I was like, 1600 00:55:52,226 --> 00:55:53,627 did I just have sex with a hamburger? 1601 00:55:54,626 --> 00:55:56,325 Good for that hamburger. 1602 00:55:56,326 --> 00:55:59,692 Okay, once I slit my wrist with a broken bottle. 1603 00:55:59,693 --> 00:55:59,693 Holy shit. 1604 00:56:00,594 --> 00:56:01,493 Yeah. 1605 00:56:01,494 --> 00:56:02,292 When did that happen? 1606 00:56:02,293 --> 00:56:03,299 Like a year ago. 1607 00:56:07,295 --> 00:56:09,197 I sh-shouldn't have told you that. 1608 00:56:09,198 --> 00:56:10,228 No, no. 1609 00:56:10,229 --> 00:56:10,763 You can say stuff like that. 1610 00:56:10,764 --> 00:56:13,228 No, no, I, it was an accident. 1611 00:56:13,229 --> 00:56:15,331 I, really, I party too hard. 1612 00:56:15,332 --> 00:56:17,329 You don't have to explain anything to me. 1613 00:56:23,699 --> 00:56:27,567 I'm sorry, that, I, I shouldn't have done that. 1614 00:56:27,568 --> 00:56:28,667 No. 1615 00:56:29,667 --> 00:56:31,199 So, Genny, I think it's time 1616 00:56:31,200 --> 00:56:32,566 we have a serious conversation. 1617 00:56:32,567 --> 00:56:33,570 You look different. 1618 00:56:36,568 --> 00:56:38,803 I got you to smile. 1619 00:56:39,636 --> 00:56:39,636 How many things 1620 00:56:40,503 --> 00:56:42,570 do you need to show me in your closet? 1621 00:56:42,571 --> 00:56:44,537 This is getting a little strange. 1622 00:56:44,538 --> 00:56:46,269 Oh, wait a second. 1623 00:56:46,270 --> 00:56:47,536 Oh my God. 1624 00:56:47,537 --> 00:56:48,342 What is that? 1625 00:56:53,338 --> 00:56:54,815 You are going to find out. 1626 00:57:05,307 --> 00:57:07,107 Oh my God. 1627 00:57:09,609 --> 00:57:11,408 #When I wake up# 1628 00:57:11,409 --> 00:57:13,242 #well I know I'm gonna be# 1629 00:57:13,243 --> 00:57:16,809 #I'm going be the man who wakes up next to you# 1630 00:57:16,810 --> 00:57:20,444 #when I go out, Yeah I know I'm gonna be# 1631 00:57:20,445 --> 00:57:24,143 #I'm gonn be the man who goes along with you# 1632 00:57:24,144 --> 00:57:26,580 #If I get drunk, well I know I'm gonna be# 1633 00:57:27,580 --> 00:57:29,513 #I'm gonna be the man who get's drunk next to you# 1634 00:57:29,514 --> 00:57:32,213 Can you turn this off 1635 00:57:32,214 --> 00:57:34,714 #And if I haver, hey I know I'm gonna be# 1636 00:57:35,580 --> 00:57:39,114 Genny? 1637 00:57:39,115 --> 00:57:40,514 #But I would walk 500 miles# 1638 00:57:40,515 --> 00:57:45,414 Don't call me that Genny 1639 00:57:45,415 --> 00:57:48,649 Nobody calls me that anymore, okay? Don't. 1640 00:57:56,351 --> 00:57:57,817 Genny 1641 00:57:57,818 --> 00:58:00,451 #I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you# 1642 00:58:00,452 --> 00:58:05,653 #And when the money comes in for the work I do# 1643 00:58:05,654 --> 00:58:07,719 #I'll pass almost every penny on to you# 1644 00:58:07,720 --> 00:58:11,719 #When I come home, Oh I know I'm gonna be# 1645 00:58:11,720 --> 00:58:15,222 #I'm gonna be the man who come back home to you# 1646 00:58:15,223 --> 00:58:18,622 #And if I grow old, well I know I'm gonna be# 1647 00:58:18,623 --> 00:58:22,657 #I'm gonna be the man who's growing old with you# 1648 00:58:22,658 --> 00:58:25,758 #But I would walk 500 miles# 1649 00:58:25,759 --> 00:58:29,690 #And I would walk 500 more# 1650 00:58:29,691 --> 00:58:34,092 #Just to be the man who walks a thousand miles# 1651 00:58:34,093 --> 00:58:36,725 #To fall down at your door# 1652 00:58:36,726 --> 00:58:40,460 #Da d-da da, da d-da, da d-da, da d-da# 1653 00:58:40,461 --> 00:58:44,127 #Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle a dada# 1654 00:58:44,128 --> 00:58:47,694 #Da d-da da, da d-da, da d-da, da d-da# 1655 00:58:47,695 --> 00:58:49,430 #Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle a dada# 1656 00:58:50,429 --> 00:58:51,464 You know what? 1657 00:58:51,465 --> 00:58:52,561 I'm so sorry. 1658 00:58:52,562 --> 00:58:54,499 Um, w-what if 1659 00:58:55,498 --> 00:58:57,629 we did this another night? 1660 00:58:57,630 --> 00:58:58,796 Well, why? 1661 00:58:58,797 --> 00:59:01,365 I just, my dick is really cold right now and ... 1662 00:59:01,366 --> 00:59:02,465 Come on. 1663 00:59:02,466 --> 00:59:03,597 I'm giving you what you want, 1664 00:59:03,598 --> 00:59:04,531 so let's just get it over with. No, I... Katie, please. 1665 00:59:05,433 --> 00:59:08,633 I just, I can't. I... But why not? 1666 00:59:08,634 --> 00:59:09,600 You're drunk and that's fine. 1667 00:59:09,601 --> 00:59:11,133 You've been drunk all night 1668 00:59:11,134 --> 00:59:13,869 and I don't want y- I'm drunk, there's drunk going on, 1669 00:59:13,870 --> 00:59:15,235 and it just doesn't, 1670 00:59:15,236 --> 00:59:16,534 I don't like the way it's happened. I'm so stupid. 1671 00:59:17,335 --> 00:59:18,269 No, no, no. 1672 00:59:18,270 --> 00:59:21,566 I like you s-Katie, I like you so much. 1673 00:59:21,567 --> 00:59:22,734 Then why don't you want to have sex? 1674 00:59:22,735 --> 00:59:23,800 Why don't you come back with me? 1675 00:59:23,801 --> 00:59:24,835 'Cause I like you. 1676 00:59:24,836 --> 00:59:25,604 That's what I'm telling you. 1677 00:59:25,605 --> 00:59:29,104 It does-this, this is, this, hopefully, will... 1678 00:59:29,105 --> 00:59:31,135 it just doesn't... I don't like the way it's 1679 00:59:31,136 --> 00:59:32,104 happened right now. It's not... 1680 00:59:32,105 --> 00:59:33,635 But I'm just telling you that I don't care. 1681 00:59:33,636 --> 00:59:34,506 Katie, that's fine. 1682 00:59:34,507 --> 00:59:36,637 I, I do, though. 1683 00:59:36,638 --> 00:59:38,872 It's just, it's not fair to me. 1684 00:59:38,873 --> 00:59:41,505 I don't know what you're talking about right now. 1685 00:59:41,506 --> 00:59:43,774 Do you even care that it's me? 1686 00:59:43,775 --> 00:59:48,308 I mean, do you even know... Fuck 1687 00:59:48,309 --> 00:59:50,381 Do you even know my name? 1688 00:59:56,377 --> 00:59:57,343 But wait, I do, 1689 01:00:03,846 --> 01:00:05,710 Bob? 1690 01:00:05,711 --> 01:00:06,447 Starts with a 'b'? 1691 01:00:07,446 --> 01:00:08,545 You know what this is like? 1692 01:00:08,546 --> 01:00:09,609 It's really just like high school, 1693 01:00:09,610 --> 01:00:12,613 but instead of French homework, it's my dick. 1694 01:00:12,614 --> 01:00:15,349 Well that's not true because French was actually hard. 1695 01:00:22,749 --> 01:00:24,314 [Hey, you've reached Gena. 1696 01:00:25,181 --> 01:00:26,414 Oh my God, Gena. 1697 01:00:26,415 --> 01:00:27,382 I'm freaking out. 1698 01:00:27,383 --> 01:00:28,314 I'm with Becky right now. 1699 01:00:28,315 --> 01:00:29,584 I don't know what to do! 1700 01:00:29,585 --> 01:00:32,350 I-I-I can't do this anymore. 1701 01:00:32,351 --> 01:00:33,349 Call me back. 1702 01:00:42,519 --> 01:00:43,719 What are you doing? 1703 01:00:43,720 --> 01:00:45,751 Nothing. 1704 01:00:45,752 --> 01:00:47,519 I thought you'd stopped. 1705 01:00:47,520 --> 01:00:49,620 I haven't done this in years, okay? 1706 01:00:49,621 --> 01:00:52,587 I'm just stressed out and I needed, 1707 01:00:52,588 --> 01:00:54,187 I needed something for myself. 1708 01:00:54,188 --> 01:00:56,328 And I needed to feel better, okay? 1709 01:01:00,324 --> 01:01:03,124 Remember when we'd skip AP English class 1710 01:01:03,125 --> 01:01:04,623 and hang out in the bathroom? 1711 01:01:05,657 --> 01:01:08,390 We'd like bitch out those smokers 1712 01:01:08,391 --> 01:01:10,256 so that we could have the really cool stall 1713 01:01:10,257 --> 01:01:10,894 at the end. 1714 01:01:12,892 --> 01:01:14,694 The disabled toilet. 1715 01:01:15,693 --> 01:01:18,293 Then we'd just like talk and talk 1716 01:01:18,294 --> 01:01:21,659 for like 90 minutes the entire period. 1717 01:01:21,660 --> 01:01:23,594 I really miss that. 1718 01:01:23,595 --> 01:01:24,627 Just that. 1719 01:01:24,628 --> 01:01:27,227 Like all day, I'd seriously look forward to it. 1720 01:01:29,395 --> 01:01:32,896 Then the Vice Principal found us. 1721 01:01:32,897 --> 01:01:34,600 And she said she was gonna tell your parents 1722 01:01:36,598 --> 01:01:39,698 that you were throwing up on purpose. 1723 01:01:39,699 --> 01:01:43,764 And I said, "No, it was me. I was, like, doing it. 1724 01:01:43,765 --> 01:01:46,431 I, it was totally my problem. 1725 01:01:46,432 --> 01:01:49,865 And then everyone found out 1726 01:01:49,866 --> 01:01:51,800 and they were like "Eh, Becky. 1727 01:01:51,801 --> 01:01:53,633 She can't even throw up properly. 1728 01:01:53,634 --> 01:01:54,633 She's so fat. 1729 01:01:54,634 --> 01:01:55,668 Take a laxative!" 1730 01:01:57,300 --> 01:01:59,168 And then I was crying. 1731 01:01:59,169 --> 01:02:00,701 And what did you say? 1732 01:02:00,702 --> 01:02:04,303 I said, "Fuck everyone." 1733 01:02:05,303 --> 01:02:06,703 Yeah. 1734 01:02:06,704 --> 01:02:08,303 You don't know how many times 1735 01:02:08,304 --> 01:02:12,138 I've said that to myself And 1736 01:02:12,139 --> 01:02:13,705 that makes me feel a whole lot better. 1737 01:02:13,706 --> 01:02:15,604 Becks? 1738 01:02:15,605 --> 01:02:18,471 I need to tell you something. 1739 01:02:18,472 --> 01:02:20,807 What? 1740 01:02:20,808 --> 01:02:22,874 I did something terrible. 1741 01:02:22,875 --> 01:02:24,576 Oh, what is it? 1742 01:02:26,575 --> 01:02:29,207 What's going on? 1743 01:02:29,208 --> 01:02:31,141 Is everything all right? 1744 01:02:31,142 --> 01:02:32,275 Yeah. 1745 01:02:32,276 --> 01:02:33,374 Well, hair and makeup is 1746 01:02:33,375 --> 01:02:34,908 gonna be in your room in an hour. 1747 01:02:34,909 --> 01:02:38,443 So we need to get going, okay? 1748 01:02:38,444 --> 01:02:40,443 Holy shit. 1749 01:02:40,444 --> 01:02:41,378 It's time. 1750 01:02:41,379 --> 01:02:44,544 It's time. 1751 01:02:44,545 --> 01:02:48,244 Oh, it's time... It's time. 1752 01:02:48,245 --> 01:02:49,888 Fuck my life. 1753 01:02:57,881 --> 01:02:58,814 Oh. 1754 01:02:58,815 --> 01:03:01,287 You still do that. 1755 01:03:06,282 --> 01:03:06,779 Fuck! 1756 01:03:06,780 --> 01:03:07,649 Wedding! 1757 01:03:07,650 --> 01:03:08,654 Shit! 1758 01:03:12,650 --> 01:03:13,696 Oh, dress! 1759 01:03:25,686 --> 01:03:26,587 She's coming! 1760 01:03:26,588 --> 01:03:28,185 Look alive, people. 1761 01:03:28,186 --> 01:03:29,753 Oh, do you have a second? 1762 01:03:29,754 --> 01:03:30,584 I'm on the phone. 1763 01:03:30,585 --> 01:03:31,454 Okay, but... the wedding dress? 1764 01:03:32,255 --> 01:03:34,630 We can't find... Assholes. 1765 01:03:42,623 --> 01:03:43,425 Okay. 1766 01:03:44,425 --> 01:03:46,490 Jesus Christ, perv! 1767 01:03:46,491 --> 01:03:47,622 What are you doing in here? 1768 01:03:47,623 --> 01:03:48,791 I was j-it's Katie. 1769 01:03:48,792 --> 01:03:50,590 Oh, what now? 1770 01:03:50,591 --> 01:03:51,690 Sh-I'm a little worried. 1771 01:03:51,691 --> 01:03:52,857 I came back here to... 1772 01:03:52,858 --> 01:03:54,190 she's locked herself in the bathroom. 1773 01:03:54,191 --> 01:03:55,160 I don't know what to do. 1774 01:03:55,161 --> 01:03:56,226 Oh, great! 1775 01:03:56,227 --> 01:03:57,158 And I wasn't spying on you. 1776 01:03:57,159 --> 01:03:59,392 They let me in 'cause I was looking for Katie. 1777 01:03:59,393 --> 01:04:00,661 Can someone get a Mimosa ready for the bride? 1778 01:04:00,662 --> 01:04:01,528 Sure. 1779 01:04:01,529 --> 01:04:02,394 Time check? 7.10. 1780 01:04:03,161 --> 01:04:04,159 Good, great. 1781 01:04:05,262 --> 01:04:05,262 It's probably fine, 1782 01:04:05,929 --> 01:04:09,865 but it is just... she hasn't been responding, and... 1783 01:04:12,864 --> 01:04:14,729 Katie! 1784 01:04:14,730 --> 01:04:16,561 You can't lock yourself in the bathroom 1785 01:04:16,562 --> 01:04:17,799 when it isn't your wedding. 1786 01:04:18,797 --> 01:04:19,831 Open this door. 1787 01:04:19,832 --> 01:04:21,330 What do you think...how? 1788 01:04:21,331 --> 01:04:22,329 You're a genius. 1789 01:04:22,330 --> 01:04:24,531 Didn't you invent iPads or something? 1790 01:04:24,532 --> 01:04:26,605 Why does everyone think I invented the iPad? 1791 01:04:36,269 --> 01:04:36,269 Keep trying this number 1792 01:04:37,170 --> 01:04:37,870 until you get Gena. 1793 01:04:40,868 --> 01:04:41,640 Why is your face like that? 1794 01:04:44,638 --> 01:04:48,369 Here she is! Yay! 1795 01:04:51,870 --> 01:04:53,938 I'm so excited, I could kill myself. 1796 01:04:53,939 --> 01:04:55,742 Oh, don't make any promises. 1797 01:04:57,739 --> 01:05:01,540 You said that you would clean it if I fixed it. 1798 01:05:01,541 --> 01:05:02,944 I fixed it! 1799 01:05:05,942 --> 01:05:07,440 She's still not answering? 1800 01:05:10,875 --> 01:05:11,740 What is that? 1801 01:05:12,442 --> 01:05:13,941 Ow! 1802 01:05:13,942 --> 01:05:15,841 I was just about to go check. 1803 01:05:15,842 --> 01:05:17,275 How 'bout some music? 1804 01:05:17,276 --> 01:05:18,211 Yeah. 1805 01:05:20,777 --> 01:05:21,576 Thanks, 1806 01:05:22,210 --> 01:05:23,577 Well, what's going on in there? 1807 01:05:23,578 --> 01:05:25,810 Maybe I should call the front desk. 1808 01:05:25,811 --> 01:05:26,878 Should I go in, do you think? 1809 01:05:26,879 --> 01:05:29,180 No, she's got it under control. 1810 01:05:30,179 --> 01:05:31,411 Knock it off! 1811 01:05:31,412 --> 01:05:32,546 We need to call a locksmith. 1812 01:05:32,547 --> 01:05:33,911 No, she's being a fucking baby. 1813 01:05:33,912 --> 01:05:34,912 I'm not gonna draw any more attention to her. 1814 01:05:34,913 --> 01:05:35,181 But knocking down the door? 1815 01:05:36,181 --> 01:05:37,346 That's real fucking discreet. 1816 01:05:37,347 --> 01:05:38,282 Regan? 1817 01:05:38,283 --> 01:05:39,813 Oh, fuck me. 1818 01:05:39,814 --> 01:05:41,281 One second, Becks. 1819 01:05:41,282 --> 01:05:42,649 If that bitch finds out that that bitch 1820 01:05:42,650 --> 01:05:45,281 is pulling some seventh grade tantrum bullshit, 1821 01:05:45,282 --> 01:05:46,282 we're dead. 1822 01:05:47,283 --> 01:05:49,916 And I've lost the wedding dress. 1823 01:05:49,917 --> 01:05:50,716 Regan? 1824 01:05:50,717 --> 01:05:51,917 No, I didn't. 1825 01:05:51,918 --> 01:05:53,816 What is it? 1826 01:05:53,817 --> 01:05:54,681 It's for you. 1827 01:05:54,682 --> 01:05:55,382 I don't want any. 1828 01:05:55,383 --> 01:05:56,319 It's Gena. 1829 01:05:56,320 --> 01:05:57,783 Move, move, move, move! 1830 01:05:57,784 --> 01:05:58,684 Where the fuck are you? 1831 01:05:58,685 --> 01:05:59,916 Where the hell is it? 1832 01:05:59,917 --> 01:06:00,883 Why aren't you picking up your cell? 1833 01:06:00,884 --> 01:06:03,252 I'm downstairs, it's being dry-cleaned, 1834 01:06:03,253 --> 01:06:04,187 and I threw it out a window. 1835 01:06:05,187 --> 01:06:06,553 Dry-cleaned? How long? 1836 01:06:06,554 --> 01:06:07,854 They said 40 minutes. 1837 01:06:07,855 --> 01:06:09,485 Fine. Get a new phone. 1838 01:06:09,486 --> 01:06:10,887 Okay. What? How? 1839 01:06:10,888 --> 01:06:11,621 Regan? 1840 01:06:12,621 --> 01:06:13,758 Steal one. 1841 01:06:16,756 --> 01:06:17,788 Um, Regan. 1842 01:06:17,789 --> 01:06:18,923 This isn't what I ordered. 1843 01:06:18,924 --> 01:06:20,456 This isn't what she ordered! 1844 01:06:20,457 --> 01:06:21,620 I said peonies. 1845 01:06:21,621 --> 01:06:22,887 What the fuck is wrong with you? 1846 01:06:24,491 --> 01:06:25,489 What is that? 1847 01:06:25,490 --> 01:06:27,225 They're doing maintenance in the bathroom. 1848 01:06:27,226 --> 01:06:28,521 This hotel's disgusting. 1849 01:06:28,522 --> 01:06:30,226 Honey, I think those roses are gorgeous. 1850 01:06:30,227 --> 01:06:32,858 But it's just not... what we planned, you know? 1851 01:06:32,859 --> 01:06:35,392 Fuck this. You get peonies. 1852 01:06:35,393 --> 01:06:36,525 Downstairs. 1853 01:06:36,526 --> 01:06:37,590 Centerpieces for the reception, 1854 01:06:37,591 --> 01:06:38,661 take some peonies from there, 1855 01:06:38,662 --> 01:06:40,862 new bouquet up here, 40 minutes. 1856 01:06:41,862 --> 01:06:42,895 I love you. 1857 01:06:44,893 --> 01:06:46,693 Relax! 1858 01:06:46,694 --> 01:06:47,862 Are you excited? 1859 01:06:47,863 --> 01:06:49,894 Oh my God, yes! 1860 01:06:50,963 --> 01:06:52,236 Ask them... 1861 01:06:59,231 --> 01:07:01,264 Go make yourself useful. 1862 01:07:01,265 --> 01:07:02,770 Go pick some peonies! 1863 01:07:09,399 --> 01:07:10,869 Oh, for fuck's sake! 1864 01:07:13,867 --> 01:07:17,603 Oh my...oooh, shit! 1865 01:07:18,602 --> 01:07:20,732 Oh my God. Oh my God. 1866 01:07:20,733 --> 01:07:24,302 Katie, you stupid fucking idiot. 1867 01:07:27,403 --> 01:07:29,505 Come in, shut the fuck... oh my God. 1868 01:07:30,503 --> 01:07:31,570 Just fucking go! 1869 01:07:31,571 --> 01:07:32,273 She's on the floor. 1870 01:07:34,271 --> 01:07:36,238 Well, wrap her up! 1871 01:07:36,239 --> 01:07:37,372 Come on! 1872 01:07:37,373 --> 01:07:38,605 What did you do to her? 1873 01:07:38,606 --> 01:07:39,372 Nothing! 1874 01:07:39,373 --> 01:07:41,470 We, I mean, we were i-in the pool area ... 1875 01:07:41,471 --> 01:07:42,605 Wrap her up! Wrap her up! 1876 01:07:42,606 --> 01:07:43,806 I'm gonna get some water, 1877 01:07:43,807 --> 01:07:44,672 we're gonna sing her her favorite song! 1878 01:07:44,673 --> 01:07:46,774 Well, shouldn't we, like, get an ambulance? 1879 01:07:46,775 --> 01:07:48,774 No. She does this every weekend. 1880 01:07:48,775 --> 01:07:50,540 Why is she in the bathtub? 1881 01:07:50,541 --> 01:07:51,974 Well, isn't that what you do? 1882 01:07:51,975 --> 01:07:54,839 No. Just pour the water on her and sing the song. 1883 01:07:54,840 --> 01:07:55,577 Like this. 1884 01:07:55,578 --> 01:07:56,642 What song? 1885 01:07:56,643 --> 01:08:01,626 #These dreams are... #when I close my eyes. 1886 01:08:01,661 --> 01:08:06,610 Every second of the night, I live another life. 1887 01:08:06,611 --> 01:08:08,543 Hurry the weddings in an hour. 1888 01:08:08,544 --> 01:08:10,478 I, I really, I, I need the dress. 1889 01:08:10,479 --> 01:08:11,378 Now! 1890 01:08:11,379 --> 01:08:12,413 They're working on it. 1891 01:08:12,414 --> 01:08:13,744 I am going home. 1892 01:08:13,745 --> 01:08:15,946 What's your name? 1893 01:08:15,947 --> 01:08:16,680 Theresa. 1894 01:08:16,681 --> 01:08:17,946 Theresa! 1895 01:08:17,947 --> 01:08:19,479 I know that you hate me from yesterday. 1896 01:08:19,480 --> 01:08:20,582 I hate fucking hate me too from yesterday. 1897 01:08:20,583 --> 01:08:23,247 Can we start fresh today? 1898 01:08:23,248 --> 01:08:24,784 New leaf, please? 1899 01:08:25,783 --> 01:08:26,484 Yeah, all right. 1900 01:08:27,482 --> 01:08:28,481 Really? 1901 01:08:28,482 --> 01:08:29,915 You'll stay? 1902 01:08:29,916 --> 01:08:31,450 I really have strong feelings for you right now. 1903 01:08:31,451 --> 01:08:32,615 Take it easy. 1904 01:08:32,616 --> 01:08:34,983 #The further I'm away, #further I'm away. 1905 01:08:34,984 --> 01:08:36,784 #There's something out there... 1906 01:08:36,785 --> 01:08:38,451 Why aren't you waking up? 1907 01:08:38,452 --> 01:08:40,384 It is very surprising at this point 1908 01:08:40,385 --> 01:08:44,220 'cause your lips are literally fucking blue, now. 1909 01:08:44,221 --> 01:08:45,353 Okay, now I'm getting really scared. 1910 01:08:45,819 --> 01:08:46,784 Come on. 1911 01:08:46,785 --> 01:08:47,684 Let's laugh about this. 1912 01:08:47,685 --> 01:08:48,521 When you passed out? PLEASE WAKE UP!!! 1913 01:08:48,988 --> 01:08:49,987 Come on. 1914 01:08:54,321 --> 01:08:55,121 Look! 1915 01:08:55,722 --> 01:08:57,221 It's not fucked up anymore! 1916 01:08:57,222 --> 01:08:58,521 It's a miracle! 1917 01:08:58,522 --> 01:08:59,656 Yay! 1918 01:09:00,656 --> 01:09:02,455 It's finally happening. 1919 01:09:02,456 --> 01:09:02,456 Oh, no, no, no, no. 1920 01:09:02,990 --> 01:09:04,323 Don't cry. 1921 01:09:04,324 --> 01:09:05,590 we need the other bridesmaids. 1922 01:09:05,591 --> 01:09:06,823 Where are the other two girls? 1923 01:09:06,824 --> 01:09:09,223 Uh, Gena and Katie are on their way. 1924 01:09:09,224 --> 01:09:10,423 Okay, and why don't we 1925 01:09:10,424 --> 01:09:11,356 get the bride in her dress so we can... 1926 01:09:11,357 --> 01:09:13,593 Yeah, okay, yeah, that's what I was gonna do. 1927 01:09:13,594 --> 01:09:14,592 Yeah. 1928 01:09:14,593 --> 01:09:16,390 I need to get my dress on. 1929 01:09:16,391 --> 01:09:18,759 I need to get my dress on. 1930 01:09:18,760 --> 01:09:20,326 Yes, very- I don't know. 1931 01:09:20,327 --> 01:09:21,258 She was definitely breathing. 1932 01:09:21,259 --> 01:09:22,425 Why aren't you singing? 1933 01:09:22,426 --> 01:09:23,360 I'm on the phone with the paramedics. 1934 01:09:23,361 --> 01:09:24,861 She's always like this. 1935 01:09:24,862 --> 01:09:25,695 What is this? 1936 01:09:25,696 --> 01:09:27,227 It's Xanax. 1937 01:09:27,228 --> 01:09:28,426 Trevor gave them to me. 1938 01:09:28,427 --> 01:09:29,697 They must have fallen out of my pocket. 1939 01:09:29,698 --> 01:09:30,660 Trevor? 1940 01:09:30,661 --> 01:09:31,927 Yes. Five-five minutes. 1941 01:09:31,928 --> 01:09:32,894 They're gonna be here in five minutes. 1942 01:09:32,895 --> 01:09:32,997 It's Manhattan on Saturday. 1943 01:09:33,997 --> 01:09:33,997 Five minutes is like 30 minutes. 1944 01:09:34,929 --> 01:09:36,964 Get her out of the tub. 1945 01:09:37,965 --> 01:09:40,230 Just a minute! 1946 01:09:40,997 --> 01:09:41,797 Yeah? 1947 01:09:41,931 --> 01:09:45,630 Um, we're just missing Katie and Gena. 1948 01:09:45,631 --> 01:09:46,598 I guess we found Katie. 1949 01:09:46,599 --> 01:09:47,731 Why are you here? 1950 01:09:47,732 --> 01:09:48,965 Becky's asking for her dress. 1951 01:09:48,966 --> 01:09:49,833 Do you, like, know where it is? 1952 01:09:49,834 --> 01:09:50,864 With Gena. 1953 01:09:50,865 --> 01:09:52,233 Both will be here momentarily 1954 01:09:53,001 --> 01:09:55,399 But the itinerary said that we were supposed to... 1955 01:09:55,400 --> 01:09:56,465 Reviving a fucked-up bitch 1956 01:09:56,466 --> 01:09:58,669 wasn't on the itinerary either Cover for me. 1957 01:09:59,668 --> 01:10:00,804 Okay. 1958 01:10:02,802 --> 01:10:03,802 Give her to me. 1959 01:10:03,803 --> 01:10:05,535 Okay. 1960 01:10:05,536 --> 01:10:06,303 All right, Katie. 1961 01:10:06,304 --> 01:10:07,636 Come on. 1962 01:10:07,637 --> 01:10:09,334 What are you do... you're hurting her! 1963 01:10:09,335 --> 01:10:10,371 I'm helping her. 1964 01:10:10,971 --> 01:10:12,370 she can take it. 1965 01:10:13,305 --> 01:10:14,937 There it is. Good job! 1966 01:10:14,938 --> 01:10:16,538 Get it all out. 1967 01:10:16,539 --> 01:10:20,372 Good job. Good job. 1968 01:10:20,373 --> 01:10:23,271 Good job. 1969 01:10:23,272 --> 01:10:25,639 Why would you ever do that to yourself? 1970 01:10:25,640 --> 01:10:27,011 I wanted to be beautiful. 1971 01:10:31,976 --> 01:10:33,239 Thank you! Thank you! 1972 01:10:33,240 --> 01:10:34,474 Where is Regan? 1973 01:10:34,475 --> 01:10:35,541 Let me fucking go. 1974 01:10:35,542 --> 01:10:36,677 Oh, she's here. 1975 01:10:36,678 --> 01:10:39,375 Regan, what's going on? 1976 01:10:39,376 --> 01:10:42,375 I just... What is on your dress? 1977 01:10:42,376 --> 01:10:44,476 Oh, I...sorry. 1978 01:10:44,477 --> 01:10:46,378 Well, where is her dress? 1979 01:10:46,379 --> 01:10:48,678 Uh, it's being steamed. 1980 01:10:48,679 --> 01:10:51,377 I-I can't leave here without my dress. 1981 01:10:51,378 --> 01:10:52,378 I don't believe this! 1982 01:10:52,379 --> 01:10:53,978 Let's just... 1983 01:10:53,979 --> 01:10:55,478 I don't know what's going on with the steaming or whatever, 1984 01:10:55,479 --> 01:10:56,710 but I don't care. 1985 01:10:56,711 --> 01:10:57,980 I want the dress right here, on my daughter immediately. 1986 01:10:58,913 --> 01:11:02,380 She can't wear the dress in the car, Victoria Silk? 1987 01:11:02,381 --> 01:11:04,014 Plus sitting in traffic? 1988 01:11:04,015 --> 01:11:05,618 What does that equal? 1989 01:11:06,616 --> 01:11:08,982 Sweat wrinkles. Exactly, thank you Oh my God. 1990 01:11:08,983 --> 01:11:10,581 You think of everything. 1991 01:11:10,582 --> 01:11:11,950 That's why she's Maid of Honor. 1992 01:11:11,951 --> 01:11:12,950 Let's go. 1993 01:11:16,016 --> 01:11:16,984 Don't close your eyes. Just talk to me now. 1994 01:11:17,818 --> 01:11:18,783 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1995 01:11:18,784 --> 01:11:19,851 What happened to her? 1996 01:11:19,852 --> 01:11:20,684 I'm taking her to the hospital. 1997 01:11:20,685 --> 01:11:21,783 What? 1998 01:11:21,784 --> 01:11:22,785 Somebody vomited in the bathtub. 1999 01:11:22,786 --> 01:11:24,884 She kinda o'd'ed on Xanaxes. 2000 01:11:24,885 --> 01:11:25,751 You fucking...! 2001 01:11:25,752 --> 01:11:26,517 They weren't mine! 2002 01:11:26,518 --> 01:11:27,020 Whose? Whose? Trevor! 2003 01:11:27,720 --> 01:11:29,266 Trevor. 2004 01:11:41,256 --> 01:11:42,322 What do you want? 2005 01:11:42,323 --> 01:11:44,256 Wait. You actually... 2006 01:11:44,257 --> 01:11:46,423 Car Five, are we ready? Good! 2007 01:11:46,424 --> 01:11:48,025 You can't just barge in here like that. Oh. 2008 01:11:48,592 --> 01:11:50,389 Hey. 2009 01:11:50,390 --> 01:11:52,024 Holy shit! 2010 01:11:52,025 --> 01:11:52,893 What the fuck are you doing? 2011 01:11:53,891 --> 01:11:55,858 Why the fuck did you do that? 2012 01:11:55,859 --> 01:11:58,791 Ah! Come here. 2013 01:12:02,661 --> 01:12:04,560 You motherfucker! 2014 01:12:04,561 --> 01:12:05,592 It's me! It's me, it's me. 2015 01:12:05,593 --> 01:12:06,626 Where are you? 2016 01:12:06,627 --> 01:12:07,693 We're getting into the car. 2017 01:12:07,694 --> 01:12:08,828 Okay, I'm on my way. 2018 01:12:08,829 --> 01:12:10,328 All right. Meet me there, ese. 2019 01:12:11,896 --> 01:12:12,996 Oh, God. 2020 01:12:12,997 --> 01:12:14,732 Okay, let's get to the wedding. 2021 01:12:16,731 --> 01:12:18,638 Fuck! 2022 01:12:25,633 --> 01:12:26,530 Hey. 2023 01:12:26,531 --> 01:12:27,596 How is she? 2024 01:12:27,597 --> 01:12:28,464 They're saying she's fine. 2025 01:12:28,465 --> 01:12:29,499 You okay? You okay? 2026 01:12:29,500 --> 01:12:31,833 Okay, I'll go, I'll go with you to the hospital. 2027 01:12:31,834 --> 01:12:32,997 No, she wants us to go to the wedding! 2028 01:12:32,998 --> 01:12:34,432 She keeps saying go to the wedding. 2029 01:12:34,433 --> 01:12:35,766 They don't even have to pump her stomach. 2030 01:12:35,767 --> 01:12:36,534 They're just checking her as a precaution. 2031 01:12:36,535 --> 01:12:37,467 Really? 2032 01:12:37,468 --> 01:12:38,698 Regan saved her life. 2033 01:12:38,699 --> 01:12:39,965 That woman is fucked in the head, but... 2034 01:12:39,966 --> 01:12:40,935 She's a good friend. Yeah, I know. 2035 01:12:41,801 --> 01:12:42,834 Okay. 2036 01:12:42,835 --> 01:12:43,503 I'll see you at the wedding! 2037 01:12:43,504 --> 01:12:44,435 Okay. 2038 01:12:48,838 --> 01:12:49,772 Taxi! 2039 01:12:51,769 --> 01:12:53,504 Hey, Gena. 2040 01:12:53,505 --> 01:12:54,571 I need to talk to you. 2041 01:12:54,572 --> 01:12:56,402 No. No. Clyde. 2042 01:12:56,403 --> 01:12:57,871 Get in the cab! 2043 01:12:57,872 --> 01:12:57,872 Isn't that dress supposed to be on the bride right now? 2044 01:12:58,738 --> 01:13:00,709 Yes! Get in the car! 2045 01:13:02,706 --> 01:13:05,506 Sir! S... I will suck your dick 2046 01:13:05,507 --> 01:13:06,641 if you get us there in two minutes. 2047 01:13:06,642 --> 01:13:09,339 Look, I... I think we might be meant for each other. 2048 01:13:09,340 --> 01:13:11,039 And I'm not kidding Scratch that. 2049 01:13:11,040 --> 01:13:11,040 This guy will suck your dick. 2050 01:13:11,807 --> 01:13:14,574 Look, and it's not just because we have like, 2051 01:13:14,575 --> 01:13:16,442 the greatest sex I...whoa! 2052 01:13:16,443 --> 01:13:17,575 Whoa! 2053 01:13:17,576 --> 01:13:18,844 See, I, your body looks so great. 2054 01:13:19,844 --> 01:13:19,844 Shut up. 2055 01:13:20,808 --> 01:13:22,343 I love your body so much. 2056 01:13:22,344 --> 01:13:24,409 Oh my God, you cannot just fuck things 2057 01:13:24,410 --> 01:13:25,476 into being better. 2058 01:13:25,477 --> 01:13:26,279 Then tell me what I should do. 2059 01:13:28,278 --> 01:13:30,010 I'm getting married. 2060 01:13:30,011 --> 01:13:31,680 I'm getting married in my pajamas. 2061 01:13:31,681 --> 01:13:33,678 Honey, you've just got to calm down. 2062 01:13:33,679 --> 01:13:35,344 I don't think she's got the dress. 2063 01:13:35,345 --> 01:13:37,280 Honey, just don't pay any mind to it. 2064 01:13:37,281 --> 01:13:38,946 It's all fucked up. 2065 01:13:38,947 --> 01:13:40,914 I'm gonna walk in wearing my pajamas 2066 01:13:40,915 --> 01:13:43,514 like I'm fucking Michael Jackson. 2067 01:13:43,515 --> 01:13:45,780 It's like I've been at a fucking concert 2068 01:13:45,781 --> 01:13:46,679 for the past decade. 2069 01:13:46,680 --> 01:13:47,516 A concert? 2070 01:13:47,517 --> 01:13:49,780 Yeah, it's a, it's a metaphor. 2071 01:13:49,781 --> 01:13:52,615 Okay? It's like I've been at a concert... Okay. 2072 01:13:52,616 --> 01:13:53,714 And I'm swaying back and forth 2073 01:13:53,715 --> 01:13:54,514 and somebody passes me something, 2074 01:13:54,515 --> 01:13:57,516 and I drink it or smoke it... Smoke it? 2075 01:13:57,517 --> 01:13:58,884 ...you know, it doesn't matter! Shut up! 2076 01:13:59,618 --> 01:14:00,586 I hate you! 2077 01:14:00,587 --> 01:14:01,918 And I hate you! 2078 01:14:01,919 --> 01:14:03,684 I hope you fucking die! 2079 01:14:03,685 --> 01:14:06,451 It's gonna be waiting for us there, right? 2080 01:14:06,452 --> 01:14:08,052 I'm right about that, aren't I, Regan, 2081 01:14:08,053 --> 01:14:09,287 so quiet in the back. 2082 01:14:09,288 --> 01:14:10,853 Come on, Gena, you can do this. 2083 01:14:10,854 --> 01:14:11,921 Take a left here. 2084 01:14:11,922 --> 01:14:13,552 In the past 24 hours, 2085 01:14:13,553 --> 01:14:15,518 I've realized that I don't even like the concert. 2086 01:14:15,519 --> 01:14:16,586 I don't like the music. 2087 01:14:16,587 --> 01:14:17,718 I don't like the band. 2088 01:14:17,719 --> 01:14:18,554 None of it. 2089 01:14:18,555 --> 01:14:21,821 I-I... And like, maybe, if I had just picked 2090 01:14:21,822 --> 01:14:22,988 a different fucking band, 2091 01:14:22,989 --> 01:14:26,523 maybe I woulda had a better time at the concert. 2092 01:14:26,524 --> 01:14:28,291 I really think I'm in love with you. 2093 01:14:28,292 --> 01:14:30,557 Oh my God, if you take Park Avenue, 2094 01:14:30,558 --> 01:14:33,059 I will fucking end you I will end you! 2095 01:14:34,059 --> 01:14:35,592 Of all the things you've done 2096 01:14:35,593 --> 01:14:37,325 in the entire time we've known each other, 2097 01:14:37,326 --> 01:14:38,791 this is the worst. 2098 01:14:38,792 --> 01:14:41,326 You fucking blonde cunt! 2099 01:14:41,327 --> 01:14:43,726 This is shit! 2100 01:14:43,727 --> 01:14:44,825 Hold it, hold it, hold it! 2101 01:14:44,826 --> 01:14:45,995 I saved the day! I saved the day! 2102 01:14:45,996 --> 01:14:47,927 Okay, okay. 2103 01:14:47,928 --> 01:14:48,961 Let's do this! 2104 01:14:48,962 --> 01:14:50,296 Okay. Okay. 2105 01:14:51,294 --> 01:14:52,296 All right, let's get this shit on. 2106 01:14:53,296 --> 01:14:54,363 Now, put your arms up! 2107 01:14:54,364 --> 01:14:55,699 Got it? 2108 01:14:56,696 --> 01:14:58,433 let me get the veil, so it doesn't... 2109 01:15:00,432 --> 01:15:01,331 We got the dress! 2110 01:15:01,332 --> 01:15:07,465 Yeah! Yeah! Heck yeah! 2111 01:15:07,466 --> 01:15:09,065 Wa-wa-wa-wait-wait. 2112 01:15:09,066 --> 01:15:11,666 What happened to it? 2113 01:15:11,667 --> 01:15:12,735 What happened there? 2114 01:15:13,734 --> 01:15:15,631 Tell me. Tell me! 2115 01:15:15,632 --> 01:15:17,699 It's just, there's a little rip. 2116 01:15:17,700 --> 01:15:18,768 The stitching. 2117 01:15:18,769 --> 01:15:19,801 'Cause it ripped a little bit. And that's just like a tin... 2118 01:15:20,700 --> 01:15:24,536 like a little blood and, and semen. 2119 01:15:24,537 --> 01:15:25,934 What? 2120 01:15:25,935 --> 01:15:26,803 I don't know if it's semen. It might be semen. 2121 01:15:26,804 --> 01:15:28,002 you ruined it! 2122 01:15:28,003 --> 01:15:29,068 Shh. It's okay. 2123 01:15:29,069 --> 01:15:30,437 No, you don't see it. I swear. 2124 01:15:37,005 --> 01:15:40,404 Oh fuck. 2125 01:15:40,405 --> 01:15:41,972 I can't do this. 2126 01:15:41,973 --> 01:15:43,039 Rebecca Archer! 2127 01:15:43,040 --> 01:15:44,304 You're going to walk down that 2128 01:15:44,305 --> 01:15:46,442 aisle and you are going to marry the man down there. 2129 01:15:48,442 --> 01:15:51,473 Everyone thinks I'm too fat for him. 2130 01:15:51,474 --> 01:15:52,512 Fuck everyone! 2131 01:15:56,508 --> 01:15:58,473 Right! 2132 01:15:58,474 --> 01:16:00,343 Fuck everyone! 2133 01:16:00,344 --> 01:16:01,509 Yeah! Fuck everyone! 2134 01:16:01,510 --> 01:16:01,712 I like ice cream! 2135 01:16:02,711 --> 01:16:05,443 Fuck everyone! 2136 01:16:05,444 --> 01:16:05,977 Yes! 2137 01:16:05,978 --> 01:16:07,016 Okay. Flowers. 2138 01:16:11,012 --> 01:16:13,377 You're beautiful. 2139 01:16:13,378 --> 01:16:15,350 Give me a hug. 2140 01:16:20,346 --> 01:16:22,613 Wait, uh, you go-going? 2141 01:16:22,614 --> 01:16:24,013 No. I have vomit on me. 2142 01:16:24,014 --> 01:16:26,059 Okay. Right. Okay. 2143 01:17:11,724 --> 01:17:13,326 I would like to close this ceremony with a blessing. 2144 01:17:13,327 --> 01:17:16,858 But it is as timeless and enduring as love itself. 2145 01:17:16,859 --> 01:17:18,959 Now you will feel no cold, 2146 01:17:18,960 --> 01:17:21,925 for each of you will be warm to the other. 2147 01:17:21,926 --> 01:17:24,593 Now you will feel no loneliness, 2148 01:17:24,594 --> 01:17:27,827 for each of you will be a companion... Wait. 2149 01:17:27,828 --> 01:17:29,826 Are you crying? 2150 01:17:29,827 --> 01:17:31,860 Come on. 2151 01:17:31,861 --> 01:17:34,464 You haven't cried since Thomas J. Died in My Girl. 2152 01:17:36,464 --> 01:17:37,762 It's a perfect wedding. 2153 01:17:45,064 --> 01:17:46,374 Are we gonna be okay, you guys? 2154 01:17:55,368 --> 01:17:58,365 Let's toast to something, okay? 2155 01:17:58,366 --> 01:17:59,101 All right. 2156 01:17:59,102 --> 01:18:00,467 What should we drink to? 2157 01:18:00,468 --> 01:18:01,867 To the EMT crew. 2158 01:18:01,868 --> 01:18:02,835 Sure. 2159 01:18:03,834 --> 01:18:07,002 To never doing any of that ever again. 2160 01:18:07,003 --> 01:18:08,405 Cheers. 2161 01:18:11,404 --> 01:18:13,637 Oh, fuck it, let's just get a drink. 2162 01:18:13,638 --> 01:18:14,436 Yes! 2163 01:18:19,706 --> 01:18:20,938 How, how are you feeling...I mean, 2164 01:18:20,939 --> 01:18:22,970 you drank quite a bit. 2165 01:18:22,971 --> 01:18:24,839 I really like you a lot. 2166 01:18:24,840 --> 01:18:27,372 Well, I like you too. 2167 01:18:27,373 --> 01:18:28,740 But I don't know what to do 2168 01:18:28,741 --> 01:18:30,441 when I'm around somebody I like, 2169 01:18:30,442 --> 01:18:34,907 except for sleep with them or get really drunk. 2170 01:18:34,908 --> 01:18:37,474 I-I mean, you can just be nice to them. 2171 01:18:37,475 --> 01:18:39,109 I'll be nice to you, you be nice to me. 2172 01:18:39,110 --> 01:18:40,109 Really? 2173 01:18:40,110 --> 01:18:41,674 that's what people do, yeah. 2174 01:18:41,675 --> 01:18:43,442 Thank you for letting me copy your homework. 2175 01:18:43,443 --> 01:18:43,578 You're welcome. 2176 01:18:44,576 --> 01:18:46,543 Thank you for, for not dying today. 2177 01:18:46,544 --> 01:18:47,744 Mm. 2178 01:18:47,745 --> 01:18:48,678 It's kinda blowing my mind. 2179 01:18:48,679 --> 01:18:52,077 I feel like, like for the last decade, 2180 01:18:52,078 --> 01:18:55,079 I've been at like, at a concert. Right? Just kinda... 2181 01:18:55,080 --> 01:18:57,012 Oh please take your self- actualization 2182 01:18:57,013 --> 01:18:58,478 somewhere else. 2183 01:18:58,479 --> 01:18:59,779 I'm trying to sleep. 2184 01:19:00,612 --> 01:19:02,421 Oh, hey, you guys. 2185 01:19:09,416 --> 01:19:10,013 Hello. 2186 01:19:10,014 --> 01:19:11,082 Is this working? 2187 01:19:11,083 --> 01:19:13,382 Uh, testing, testing, testing. 2188 01:19:13,383 --> 01:19:15,816 Sibilance, sibilance. 2189 01:19:15,817 --> 01:19:17,717 Tom Hanks,SNL. 2190 01:19:17,718 --> 01:19:20,883 Um, uh, Becky and Dale. 2191 01:19:20,884 --> 01:19:24,018 Such a beautiful wedding. 2192 01:19:24,019 --> 01:19:29,417 Yeah. A gorgeous wedding. 2193 01:19:29,418 --> 01:19:30,854 I think we all felt like stars tonight 2194 01:19:30,855 --> 01:19:35,119 in the sky of your love Yeah! 2195 01:19:35,120 --> 01:19:38,020 So, Dale, you said something to me last night. 2196 01:19:38,021 --> 01:19:39,953 You said that when you find the right girl... 2197 01:19:39,954 --> 01:19:41,388 Did you go out last night? 2198 01:19:41,389 --> 01:19:45,021 When you, when you got it uh, good, 2199 01:19:45,022 --> 01:19:48,723 you don't do anything to screw it up. 2200 01:19:48,724 --> 01:19:54,056 But for some people, um, and I'm one of them, 2201 01:19:54,057 --> 01:19:55,890 I think you have to screw it up 2202 01:19:55,891 --> 01:19:59,591 uh, before you realize that you've got it good. 2203 01:19:59,592 --> 01:20:02,392 I-I I'm just excited because Gena and I, 2204 01:20:02,393 --> 01:20:03,826 we had sex last night. 2205 01:20:03,827 --> 01:20:04,960 What the fuck? 2206 01:20:04,961 --> 01:20:06,459 We did, but like who cares, right? 2207 01:20:06,460 --> 01:20:07,095 I-I can say that. 2208 01:20:07,096 --> 01:20:08,693 Can I say that? 2209 01:20:08,694 --> 01:20:13,428 But the thing is, is when we're having sex, it's fine, 2210 01:20:13,429 --> 01:20:19,895 I put my penis uh, into um, Gena's vagina... Please. 2211 01:20:19,896 --> 01:20:21,864 And then I took it out. 2212 01:20:21,865 --> 01:20:24,963 And then I, I put it in again. 2213 01:20:24,964 --> 01:20:26,263 And then I took it out. 2214 01:20:26,499 --> 01:20:29,831 And then it just kinda went on like that for a while. 2215 01:20:29,832 --> 01:20:31,067 And I, what I realized 2216 01:20:31,068 --> 01:20:33,666 was I wanted to just keep doing that 2217 01:20:33,667 --> 01:20:36,699 for the rest of my life. 2218 01:20:36,700 --> 01:20:40,901 That's kinda where I am at right now. 2219 01:20:40,902 --> 01:20:42,369 Uh, but that's not the only reason I'm up here. 2220 01:20:42,370 --> 01:20:48,635 I'm also um, here to, 2221 01:20:48,636 --> 01:20:51,969 When I wake up, well you know I'm gonna be, 2222 01:20:51,970 --> 01:20:55,701 I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you. 2223 01:20:55,702 --> 01:20:57,036 Stop it! Stop it! 2224 01:20:57,037 --> 01:21:00,004 When I get out, well you know I'm gonna be, 2225 01:21:00,005 --> 01:21:03,606 I'm gonna be the man who... yeah, really? Okay. 2226 01:21:03,607 --> 01:21:05,838 No, I can't sing. 2227 01:21:05,839 --> 01:21:07,905 But you understand what I was trying to do? 2228 01:21:07,906 --> 01:21:09,507 Yeah. 2229 01:21:09,508 --> 01:21:10,738 Yeah? All right. 2230 01:21:10,739 --> 01:21:11,842 Well, I'm gonna, I'm gonna pass it off... 2231 01:21:18,075 --> 01:21:21,409 #When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be...# 2232 01:21:21,410 --> 01:21:22,876 What? 2233 01:21:22,877 --> 01:21:25,575 #I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you.# 2234 01:21:25,576 --> 01:21:28,878 #When I go out, well, I know I'm gonna be,# 2235 01:21:28,879 --> 01:21:32,744 #I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you.# 2236 01:21:32,745 --> 01:21:36,078 #If I get drunk, well, I know I'm gonna be,# 2237 01:21:36,079 --> 01:21:39,945 #I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you.# 2238 01:21:39,946 --> 01:21:43,445 #And if I haver, yeah, I know I'm gonna be,# 2239 01:21:43,446 --> 01:21:45,780 #I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you.# 2240 01:21:45,781 --> 01:21:46,746 Call me. 2241 01:21:46,747 --> 01:21:47,546 Come to the bathroom. 2242 01:21:47,547 --> 01:21:48,514 Oh, fuck off! 2243 01:21:48,515 --> 01:21:50,980 #I would walk 500 Miles# 2244 01:21:50,981 --> 01:21:54,950 #and I would walk 500 more# 2245 01:21:54,951 --> 01:21:59,384 #just to be the man who walked a 1000 miles# 2246 01:21:59,385 --> 01:22:01,917 #to fall down at your door# 2246 01:22:02,305 --> 01:23:02,333 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/4b3jr Help other users to choose the best subtitles 150938