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You want to know the truthabout high school?
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You've got to break it downinto its elements
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Unfortunately, at St Donovan's,
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the periodic table is more crookedthan a case of scoliosis
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Just give me the chanceand I'll set it all straight
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Case in point, Spanish homework
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"Dame un batido de esperma"
does not mean "take me to the airport"
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It means, "give me a sperm milkshake"
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And 22 kids gave that as an answerin Spanish 3 last week
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I'm not sure about the milkshake,
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but somebody is sure feeding ussomething sticky
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Every clique on campus is copyingthe same damn homework
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Burn-outs, pretty boys, drama-dorks, jocks, debaters, player-haters,
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you name it
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It's big all right
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And I'm on it like pink rubber bandson your little sister's braces
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The name's Bobby FunkeI write for the paper
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Wait, wait a second. Who?
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Bobby Funke. l write for the paper.
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No, you don't. l'm Tad Goltz,
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and l write for the paper.
You don't write for shit.
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Wait, aren't you the freshman
they tied to the snowman penis?
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Sophomore.
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Bobby, you can't expect us
to give you a story like this
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when there's nothing written
and there's hardly proof.
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Look, Clara, l'm the best writer you've got.
Tell me differently.
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You've never finished an article.
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Well, then, do you want to go
to homecoming with me?
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No.
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Clara Diaz, editor in chiefand one tough cookie
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All I wanted was a taste
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Friedrich Nietzsche said,
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"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger"
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But 10 buck saysNietzsche never got a swirly
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l can't talk right now, Clara.
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Look, l feel really bad about what happened.
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l know you're going
for that Northwestern program
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and l have an assignment for you.
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Take you to homecoming?
Heard you're going with Tad.
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- You know what Tad's short for, right?
- Theodore?
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No. Vagina.
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Look it up.
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l want you to write a story
on the student body president.
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- Really?
- Really.
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Just get it on paper this time, okay?
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Okay.
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Finally, my big breakIt was just the story I needed
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to get into the NorthwesternSummer Journalism program
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Instead of delivering papers this summer, I'd be well on my way to writing for them
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Give me a piece of loose leaf.
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Come on, give me a piece of loose leaf.
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Give me a pen.
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What happened to the last pen l gave you?
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Give me a pen, Funke. Give me a pen.
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Just take it.
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Everybody paid attention whenFrancesca Fachini walked into a classroom
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She was the national merit scholar,
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the varsity soccer captain, and the president's girlfriend
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I'd interview her for the story, just as soon as I grew some testicles
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What?
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l'm fine. How are you?
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The president was a busy man, an important man,
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and he was about to give methe story of my high-school career
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Could you please state your name,
year and Social Security number?
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Paul Moore, l'm a senior.
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l'm not going to give you my Soc.
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Aren't you the freshman
they tied to the snowman penis?
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Sophomore.
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As president, how would you say
you are going to handle
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the recent drop in ACT and SAT scores?
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Well, what would you have me do about it?
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Seriously, you've seen me on the boards.
l'll do whatever it takes it get it done.
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And that's a Paul Moore promise.
To you, to St. Donovan's.
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To Paul Moore.
You know what l'm talking about?
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After 30 minutes in the shower, one thing was clear
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Paul was all length and no depth
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He didn't give you a whole lot?
How could he not give you a whole lot?
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Look at the guy. People love him.
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He's like fucking JFK, he's smart,
he's charismatic, he's good-looking,
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he's a tenacious athlete.
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l'm sorry, Tad. l didn't realize
you felt that way about him.
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Sad.
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Ongatumamwe with the rebound!The man from Sudan!
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Come on! Call that!
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That's a timeout, Friars
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Come on, bring it in, bring it in. Let's go.
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What's going on out there, guys?
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You guys look like a dump
that l took last Thanksgiving!
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- What's the matter, Pauley?
- l don't know, Coach. l'm not feeling it.
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You got to feel it, son.
You got to feel the flow and go.
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You understand, son?
You feel, flow, go, hoop, win.
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Pauley! Ball game!
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No one understands why you got
the Moore story instead of Tad Goltz.
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l'm sure there's a lot
you don't understand, Tad.
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Yeah? Well, l understand art when l see it.
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- On a road trip?
- Yeah.
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Marlon Piazza,
Bobby Funke, l write for the paper.
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Doing a piece on Paul Moore.
l was wondering...
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Piss off, dork.
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Those gentle giants were the pillarsof St Donovan's Student Council
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Marlon Piazza, vice-presidentand Francesca's step-brother
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Matt Mullen, head hall monitorand noted date-rapist
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Marty Mullen, class secretaryand former child's underwear model
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Oh, God! Oh, God, no!
Did you hear that pop?
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- l think l heard a pop!
- There was no pop!
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- Can we give Mr. Moore some room, please?
- Watch out.
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You all right, Paul?
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- Should we get him up?
- Let's get him up. Come on Paul!
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Pack it up. Pack it up!
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The basketball gamewasn't all we lost that night
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Like Nixon's men at Watergate, a thief crept in and stole our innocence
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What kind of effing a-hole would do
something like this, Nancy?
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l don't know, sir. Should l call the police?
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No. Bring me the list.
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Whenever trouble came to St Donovan's,
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the principal rounded upthe same old delinquents
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But that dark morning, there was one new name on the list
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Bobby Funke!
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Actually, it's pronounced "Funke."
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Principal's office, now.
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- Always feel nice in here.
- My ass itches.
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Who is this guy? What's his name?
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Bobby Funke.
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- Frankie.
- Funke.
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Looks like a little gentleman.
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- He does. Look at him.
- Looks like a stockbroker.
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Funke.
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Don't look at me.
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What happened to your face, man?
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Look at it. lt's like you have
a culo on your face.
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Got a culo
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Did you ever get a man on your back?
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Breathing hard. Riding you, like a horse.
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No?
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l assume you all know why you're here.
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Let me guess.
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You finally want to start that boy-band
you've been dreaming about.
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Landis, do l come down to the strip club
where you work
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and knock the dick out of your mouth?
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Against the wall. You're late.
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Actually, l'm not entirely certain
why l'm here, sir.
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Really? lt's fascinating.
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This is why you're here! This!
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That's sick.
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You've got a gum problem
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that's rapidly turning into
an attitude problem.
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That's why you're here!
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l don't like gum.
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l don't like your snooping around.
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You are all filth.
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Your parents have obviously spoiled you
or, in your case, possibly abused you,
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a little too much.
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Now, one of you little vermin
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broke into this office
and stole the SATs last night.
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Of this l am certain.
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l beg you, l beseech you,
do not come forward.
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Because l will have the pleasure
of tracking you down,
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much the same way that l tracked down
that camel-humping ammunitions envoy
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two klicks east of the Tigris,
the birthplace of civilization.
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Mr. Cipriato?
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Do you know what the Arabic word
"la hariq" means?
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- No.
- lt means, "Don't shoot."
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"Don't shoot!"
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May want to remember that.
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Dismissed!
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Hey, Francesca.
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Hey, Funke.
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So, what are you doing in the men's room?
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Well, l thought l might find a man in here.
Are you a man, Funke?
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l'm just screwing with you.
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l just need your help.
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With what?
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Whoever stole the SATs.
l need you to find them and get them back.
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l aced that thing, l know it.
l was just in the zone.
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Do you know what "mastication" means?
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- No.
- Me, neither. But in that moment, l did.
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lt was perfect. l need you to find those tests.
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Why me?
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l don't know,
l've got a feeling about you, Funke.
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This stuff's right up your alley.
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So do you have any idea
who might have taken the SATs?
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We took the SATs?
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l didn't. l didn't.
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Did you take them?
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No, l didn't take them.
Everyone was in the classrooms.
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That's what all the commotion was about.
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Okay, where were you last night?
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That's where l was last night.
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Hey, Funke. Funke, want a gumball?
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lt's good. lt's soft. lt's sweet.
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l'm not falling for the gumball trick, Cipriato,
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so you can put your ballbag
back in your pants.
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What's it like sucking on
another man's fingers?
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What's it like stealing the SATs?
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l asked you first.
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- Where were you that night?
- What do you care?
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l'm writing your biography.
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Fine, let me copy off you
and l'll tell you.
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Fine.
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l was at the Park Arms with my nana,
playing bingo.
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l got 30 fucking geriatrics
that can back that up.
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l'm touched, Cipriato.
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Not a word, Funke.
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After tailing Landis, I discoveredher secret life outside of school
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She opened up, once I promisedto keep her ice-capades under wraps
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l don't know who took them, Nancy Drew,
but l do know it happened during the game.
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l was out in the parking lot last night
and l saw some flashlight
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bounce around in Kirkpatrick's office.
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What were you doing in the parking lot?
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l was probably getting fingered
by Dutch Middleton.
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Okay. Thanks, Landis.
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Long time no see, Rocky.
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Weekends and holidays, man.
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- Thanks.
- Did you do it?
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No. You?
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l wish. Those tests are the tool
of the racist bourgeoisie.
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Back to your cage, butt-boy.
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Last night? No, man.
l got picked up for possession,
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spent the night in holding.
lt's the creepy. You know.
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l was fucked up.
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That's some alibi.
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Fuck it, fuck it. Hold this.
This is my jam, man.
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None of these bad appleshad stolen the tests
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Their alibis were like Dutch ovensGamey, but airtight
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Maybe I was looking at it all wrongMaybe a good kid was behind it
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What scares you, Funke?
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You know what scares me? lnjustice.
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You know why? Because it's everywhere.
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You think l don't see Cipriato
behind me jerking off right now?
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He's a dead man. l'll deal with him.
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But the thing about fighting injustice
is choosing your battles wisely.
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And my battle right now is to find out
where are my missing SATs.
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Now, l don't know your involvement
in all this, Funke,
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but l'm watching you.
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l got both eyes open and they're on you.
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- You read me?
- Yes. Yes.
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You bleed, Funke. We all bleed.
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Thank you, sir.
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Tad, am l going to get my story
on the girls' bowling team any time soon?
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Get off my fucking back, Clara!
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Nobody gives two shits about girls' bowling.
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l give two shits, okay?
244
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How many more shits
do l need to get a story from you, Tad?
245
00:17:23,723 --> 00:17:25,088
And Bobby?
246
00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:29,086
Yeah?
247
00:17:29,595 --> 00:17:31,893
Where's my story on Paul Moore?
248
00:17:35,801 --> 00:17:39,134
Paul was a good kidMaybe his bum knee wasn't so bad
249
00:17:39,205 --> 00:17:41,799
Maybe my puff piece was no pastry
250
00:17:41,874 --> 00:17:43,068
lt's on its way.
251
00:17:43,543 --> 00:17:45,443
So how long...
252
00:17:46,913 --> 00:17:49,677
So how did Paul's knee look that night?
253
00:17:51,050 --> 00:17:53,314
Okay. Why?
254
00:17:53,786 --> 00:17:58,746
Well, because, Nurse Platt, Paul injured it.
That's why they brought him here.
255
00:18:00,793 --> 00:18:02,761
l thought he had diarrhea.
256
00:18:02,995 --> 00:18:08,262
But he was limping,
so l guess he did hurt his little stem.
257
00:18:09,368 --> 00:18:10,528
Yeah.
258
00:18:12,638 --> 00:18:13,832
Okay.
259
00:18:14,674 --> 00:18:19,134
So were you... Were you here with him
in the office the whole time?
260
00:18:19,212 --> 00:18:20,406
Yeah.
261
00:18:20,479 --> 00:18:24,939
Well, except l got hungry, and Paul
said l should get something to eat.
262
00:18:25,017 --> 00:18:26,143
His treat.
263
00:18:26,219 --> 00:18:31,384
So, l went across the street and got a gyro
at that Greek place, Little Spyros.
264
00:18:32,291 --> 00:18:35,920
Have you ever been there? lt's so good.
265
00:18:36,429 --> 00:18:39,626
Do you mean to tell me
that Paul was alone in here?
266
00:18:39,699 --> 00:18:42,964
l mean, so good.
267
00:18:45,538 --> 00:18:48,564
How long did you leave Paul
on his own that night?
268
00:18:51,577 --> 00:18:53,010
Hey, D.
269
00:18:53,913 --> 00:18:57,212
When l go get Greek food,
how long does it take me?
270
00:18:57,850 --> 00:19:00,444
About 20 minutes. You know, more or less.
271
00:19:01,787 --> 00:19:03,721
Hey, what's up, Frankie?
272
00:19:04,056 --> 00:19:06,422
Look, just get me the sandwich.
273
00:19:06,492 --> 00:19:09,325
Yeah, l want a foot-long
spicy ltalian sausage.
274
00:19:09,395 --> 00:19:13,058
That's right. Yeah. l got one and l want one.
275
00:19:13,499 --> 00:19:15,558
Yeah, see that's a double-entendre.
276
00:19:15,635 --> 00:19:18,832
Yeah. That's right.
l coached English for two seasons.
277
00:19:18,904 --> 00:19:20,963
l got to go. l got to go.
278
00:19:23,476 --> 00:19:25,671
All right, so where were we?
279
00:19:25,745 --> 00:19:27,838
Paul Moore's college prospects.
280
00:19:27,913 --> 00:19:30,108
You know, grades have never been
Paul's strong suit.
281
00:19:30,182 --> 00:19:32,446
But, you know, if he wants to go lvy,
he'll get in.
282
00:19:32,518 --> 00:19:35,043
Believe me,
that boy will do whatever it takes to win.
283
00:19:35,121 --> 00:19:38,249
That's PMW. That is the Paul Moore way.
284
00:19:38,324 --> 00:19:40,690
P-Moore! P-Moore!
285
00:19:41,761 --> 00:19:45,322
The coach gave me Paul's motiveThe nurse, opportunity
286
00:19:45,398 --> 00:19:47,423
My gut said I had my guy
287
00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:52,130
But on the way home, I realized I neededan inside source to back it all up
288
00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:56,631
I also needed to get my license
289
00:19:56,709 --> 00:19:59,735
Lately me and the DMVweren't seeing eye-to-eye
290
00:19:59,812 --> 00:20:02,144
And when parking along a curb
on an uphill slope,
291
00:20:02,214 --> 00:20:04,739
we turn our wheels to the... Nope.
292
00:20:04,817 --> 00:20:08,685
And when there's a yellow light,
we approach the intersection at a nice...
293
00:20:09,455 --> 00:20:10,649
Nope.
294
00:20:11,090 --> 00:20:15,618
And when we come to an object
in the road, like a dog, we...
295
00:20:20,333 --> 00:20:21,400
Nope.
296
00:20:23,235 --> 00:20:25,669
I was looking for corroboration on my story
297
00:20:25,738 --> 00:20:28,332
Woodward and Bernsteinhad their Deep Throat
298
00:20:28,407 --> 00:20:32,070
I needed mineFortunately, I knew just the girl
299
00:20:32,144 --> 00:20:36,444
She sounded hesitant on the phone, but told me where I could find her
300
00:20:39,352 --> 00:20:40,842
Hey, Chrissy?
301
00:20:43,289 --> 00:20:45,780
l'm a friend of your brother Paul.
302
00:20:48,060 --> 00:20:50,290
No. No, you're not.
303
00:20:50,763 --> 00:20:52,424
How do you know?
304
00:20:54,967 --> 00:20:56,400
Okay.
305
00:20:56,469 --> 00:21:00,098
Well, has Paul ever taken you
to one of his games before?
306
00:21:00,172 --> 00:21:03,107
You're a high-schooler
and you don't have a car?
307
00:21:03,843 --> 00:21:05,868
Why don't you have a car?
308
00:21:06,312 --> 00:21:08,303
That's irrelevant, Chrissy.
309
00:21:11,083 --> 00:21:12,812
l want a unicorn.
310
00:21:15,554 --> 00:21:16,680
Neat.
311
00:21:16,756 --> 00:21:19,919
You know, when l was your age,
l wanted a pet giraffe.
312
00:21:19,992 --> 00:21:23,553
Giraffes suck. Get me a unicorn,
313
00:21:23,629 --> 00:21:28,293
and l'll tell you so many secrets about Paul.
Very secret secrets.
314
00:21:29,402 --> 00:21:34,863
Here's the thing, Chrissy,
unicorns don't actually exist.
315
00:21:34,940 --> 00:21:37,738
A stuffed-animal unicorn, doofus!
316
00:21:50,956 --> 00:21:53,948
Chrissy Moore was one unicorn well spent
317
00:21:54,493 --> 00:21:59,226
After she filled in the blanks, my story was right there in front of me
318
00:21:59,298 --> 00:22:01,664
But I still had no solid proof
319
00:22:02,134 --> 00:22:05,035
Were my hunches enoughto write the article?
320
00:22:08,974 --> 00:22:11,704
Fuck it Woodward and Bernstein
321
00:22:13,679 --> 00:22:16,443
Hey, l won't tell you again, Ongatumamwe!
322
00:22:16,515 --> 00:22:18,608
This is P-Moore's shampoo!
323
00:22:18,684 --> 00:22:22,484
l've got enough clout around here
to get your ass deported for less.
324
00:22:26,592 --> 00:22:29,060
You fellows here for the cockfight?
325
00:22:45,911 --> 00:22:49,779
This story's going to start, like,
a frigging coup d'etat on this bitch.
326
00:22:50,316 --> 00:22:52,716
Thanks, man. l like your dreads.
327
00:23:04,597 --> 00:23:05,962
Thanks.
328
00:23:09,468 --> 00:23:12,904
l didn't do anything. l didn't do anything.
329
00:23:13,539 --> 00:23:16,167
This is crazy. l didn't do anything.
330
00:23:16,408 --> 00:23:20,435
Hey, l'm the president.
l'm the president. l'm Paul Moore.
331
00:23:20,980 --> 00:23:22,242
l'm Paul Moore.
332
00:23:22,314 --> 00:23:24,407
l didn't do any... l didn't do anything.
333
00:23:24,483 --> 00:23:27,145
lt's all right. l didn't do anything.
Don't worry.
334
00:23:27,820 --> 00:23:29,447
- Open it up.
- l didn't do...
335
00:23:29,522 --> 00:23:30,955
Open it up.
336
00:23:37,530 --> 00:23:38,724
l don't... l don't know where those...
337
00:23:38,797 --> 00:23:41,493
l don't know what those are.
Those aren't Paul Moore's!
338
00:23:41,567 --> 00:23:42,966
l don't...
339
00:23:44,436 --> 00:23:45,801
l don't know how those got...
340
00:23:45,871 --> 00:23:47,202
Let's go.
341
00:23:47,540 --> 00:23:49,872
Come on, Paul. Don't fight it.
342
00:23:49,942 --> 00:23:53,673
This is crazy. l'm a patsy! l'm a patsy!
343
00:23:56,315 --> 00:23:59,011
"But in the end Paul Moore kept his promise.
344
00:23:59,084 --> 00:24:01,917
"He did whatever it took to get the job done.
345
00:24:01,987 --> 00:24:06,356
"Even the unthinkable.
PMW. The Paul Moore way."
346
00:24:07,393 --> 00:24:09,293
The name's Bobby Funke.
347
00:24:10,596 --> 00:24:12,154
l write for the paper.
348
00:24:19,872 --> 00:24:23,205
So l just want everyone to know
that l'm submitting this article
349
00:24:23,275 --> 00:24:26,904
to the Northwestern people
with my highest recommendation.
350
00:24:42,061 --> 00:24:44,791
l wanted to thank you for finding the SATs.
351
00:24:45,264 --> 00:24:48,256
And for showing me
what a douche Paul really is.
352
00:24:49,969 --> 00:24:53,336
See, the thing is, l seem to have lost
my date to homecoming,
353
00:24:53,405 --> 00:24:55,566
and l wanted to know if you'd go with me.
354
00:24:55,641 --> 00:24:57,506
You want to go to homecoming with me?
355
00:24:57,576 --> 00:24:58,736
Well, not like "go" go.
356
00:24:58,811 --> 00:25:00,005
- l mean, not like for real.
- Yeah.
357
00:25:00,079 --> 00:25:02,104
lt's just everyone already has a date.
358
00:25:02,181 --> 00:25:03,341
- Right.
- Except for the mathletes
359
00:25:03,415 --> 00:25:06,851
and maybe that wrestler
with the jock itch on his face.
360
00:25:06,919 --> 00:25:08,181
So yeah...
361
00:25:08,554 --> 00:25:11,182
The only person l can go with is you.
362
00:25:12,124 --> 00:25:15,582
l still don't see why you wanna go with me.
363
00:25:16,061 --> 00:25:18,928
Yeah, why not? l mean,
you're like the school's Wolf Blitzer now.
364
00:25:18,998 --> 00:25:23,731
Wolf Blitzer's like a TV reporter.
l'm into Woodward and Bernstein.
365
00:25:24,169 --> 00:25:26,160
You already have a date?
366
00:25:26,538 --> 00:25:28,506
What? No. l just...
367
00:25:29,375 --> 00:25:32,139
Great. Then you can pick me up at 8:00.
368
00:25:32,878 --> 00:25:36,075
And no wrist corsages.
Get the kind with the pin.
369
00:25:36,148 --> 00:25:39,379
l don't mind a little prick
every once in a while.
370
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:45,081
St. Donovan's, good morning.
This is your principal, Mr. Kirkpatrick.
371
00:25:45,157 --> 00:25:48,786
As you know, there's been
a regime change here at the school,
372
00:25:48,861 --> 00:25:50,351
and your new president,
373
00:25:50,429 --> 00:25:53,364
- Marlon Paizza, is gonna say a few words...
- Piazza.
374
00:25:53,432 --> 00:25:55,229
- What?
- Marlon Piazza.
375
00:25:56,068 --> 00:25:58,559
-What's that? Italian?-I think so
376
00:25:58,637 --> 00:26:02,300
Marlon Piazza is going to saya few words to you Stand by
377
00:26:02,374 --> 00:26:05,172
You're on the air. No effing around, huh?
378
00:26:06,445 --> 00:26:08,913
Thank you, sir. Fellow students,
379
00:26:10,315 --> 00:26:13,307
this has been a difficult time for all of us.
380
00:26:14,286 --> 00:26:16,550
But do not lose faith in this institution,
381
00:26:16,622 --> 00:26:20,558
because from great tragedycomes great triumph
382
00:26:21,026 --> 00:26:25,486
Let me be the first to saythat the actions of your ex-president
383
00:26:33,072 --> 00:26:34,471
lt's open.
384
00:26:50,022 --> 00:26:51,683
Hey, Marlon.
385
00:27:12,444 --> 00:27:15,936
So is it true that she got
a perfect score on her SATs?
386
00:27:16,014 --> 00:27:20,383
Yeah, her freshman year.
l'll let you play with her tits for 20 bucks.
387
00:27:23,956 --> 00:27:27,221
Hey, Funke. You're good.
388
00:27:28,360 --> 00:27:30,021
lt's a nice place you got here.
389
00:27:30,095 --> 00:27:34,054
Have a good look while you can.
l doubt you'll be coming by again.
390
00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:51,316
l guess that l should congratulate you
on your new presidency.
391
00:27:51,383 --> 00:27:54,648
lsn't it funny how someone can be
your average cakewalk VP one day
392
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:56,711
and then head of the school the next?
393
00:27:56,789 --> 00:28:00,725
Yeah. lt's like how someone
can be the school joke one day
394
00:28:00,793 --> 00:28:04,251
and then go to homecoming with
the hottest girl at St. Donovan's the next.
395
00:28:04,329 --> 00:28:05,853
She's, like, your half-sister, right?
396
00:28:05,931 --> 00:28:07,421
Step-sister.
397
00:28:09,034 --> 00:28:10,433
Hey, Funke.
398
00:28:11,537 --> 00:28:13,198
Hey, Francesca.
399
00:28:16,175 --> 00:28:19,667
Wow, you look awesome.
400
00:28:20,946 --> 00:28:22,277
Thanks.
401
00:28:22,347 --> 00:28:24,645
You look pretty good yourself.
402
00:28:24,883 --> 00:28:26,783
Like your shoes.
403
00:28:26,852 --> 00:28:30,549
She doesn't have to go
to the hospital again, does she?
404
00:28:32,591 --> 00:28:34,115
ls your car out front?
405
00:28:34,193 --> 00:28:37,890
Well, it's such a nice night,
l thought that we could walk.
406
00:29:03,121 --> 00:29:07,615
Sorry about that. l just can't seem
to get away from my friends sometimes.
407
00:29:08,927 --> 00:29:11,088
Yeah. l know what you mean.
408
00:29:12,297 --> 00:29:14,390
You still want that dance?
409
00:29:17,703 --> 00:29:19,933
Quantum physics is bullshit!
410
00:29:20,005 --> 00:29:23,372
Yeah. You don't know
what is inside of a black hole
411
00:29:23,442 --> 00:29:26,741
because, you know, stuff goes in
412
00:29:28,213 --> 00:29:30,147
but nothing comes out.
413
00:29:31,383 --> 00:29:33,715
Just like Laura Hoffner's box.
414
00:29:58,744 --> 00:30:01,178
You think l'm a bitch, don't you?
415
00:30:02,314 --> 00:30:04,782
l mean, you can be honest.
l don't care either way.
416
00:30:04,850 --> 00:30:08,342
l'm just curious. Do you think l'm a bitch?
417
00:30:13,492 --> 00:30:15,551
- Kind of.
- Seriously?
418
00:30:15,627 --> 00:30:19,563
Well, l mean, no.
Like l thought you were, but... And then...
419
00:30:19,898 --> 00:30:25,530
l don't know. Now, l think that maybe
you're just misunderstood.
420
00:30:27,139 --> 00:30:29,073
Nobody's misunderstood.
421
00:30:29,875 --> 00:30:33,743
That's just what people say
when they don't like who they are.
422
00:30:35,781 --> 00:30:39,615
lf you think l'm a bitch,
then l guess it's because l am.
423
00:30:41,219 --> 00:30:42,846
But then l guess you're going to have
to come to terms
424
00:30:42,921 --> 00:30:46,288
with the fact
that you're into a girl who's a bitch.
425
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:50,292
Well, how do you feel
about newspaper dorks?
426
00:30:50,362 --> 00:30:52,694
l'll let you know when l see one.
427
00:31:06,044 --> 00:31:11,380
Great. You know, l better go get Marlon
before Kirkpatrick castrates him.
428
00:31:13,552 --> 00:31:15,713
Thanks for the dance, Funke.
429
00:31:39,578 --> 00:31:42,706
Dude, l think that chick just winked at me.
430
00:31:44,516 --> 00:31:45,983
She's not bad.
431
00:31:46,051 --> 00:31:47,746
Yeah, for a pirate.
432
00:31:48,620 --> 00:31:51,180
l'm going to go spit in the punch.
433
00:31:53,925 --> 00:31:58,521
Hey, you light on your feet, Funke.
That's good.
434
00:31:58,597 --> 00:31:59,586
- Thanks.
- But we notice
435
00:31:59,664 --> 00:32:01,655
you having a problem out there.
436
00:32:01,733 --> 00:32:04,361
- l do? What?
- lt's your hard-on.
437
00:32:04,436 --> 00:32:07,667
Yeah, that close to a girl like her,
it's natural.
438
00:32:08,273 --> 00:32:10,468
l didn't realize it was so obvious.
439
00:32:10,542 --> 00:32:13,875
What you're gonna wanna do,
okay, is you tuck that thing
440
00:32:13,945 --> 00:32:17,005
into the side of your boxer shorts,
so it runs down the leg.
441
00:32:17,082 --> 00:32:19,277
That way you can contain it.
442
00:32:19,351 --> 00:32:22,218
lt's like getting a stiff rod
when you're taking a dump.
443
00:32:22,287 --> 00:32:23,413
A shit boner.
444
00:32:23,488 --> 00:32:26,252
Yeah. Then you got to jam it into the bowl
like it owes you money.
445
00:32:26,324 --> 00:32:30,260
But you don't want to dunk it.
lt's not a clown. Down!
446
00:32:30,328 --> 00:32:33,456
But you also don't want to
get the peepee on your shirt.
447
00:32:33,532 --> 00:32:35,523
lt's a no-win situation.
448
00:32:39,571 --> 00:32:43,371
At ease, gentlemen. Erections or otherwise.
449
00:32:43,909 --> 00:32:47,072
l remember similar conversations
with my men
450
00:32:47,546 --> 00:32:51,209
when we were tracking the towel-heads
to their tariqs
451
00:32:52,317 --> 00:32:56,219
Pitch-black little spider holes
no wider than a hula hoop.
452
00:32:56,788 --> 00:32:59,780
Like the Charlotte, the web.
453
00:33:00,625 --> 00:33:02,991
Do you understand what he's saying?
454
00:33:04,196 --> 00:33:07,359
Fear, Mr. Delacruz.
That's what l'm talking about. Fear.
455
00:33:09,501 --> 00:33:12,629
Fear is the middle name of war,
Mr. Delacruz.
456
00:33:12,938 --> 00:33:14,599
l learned that in the Storm.
457
00:33:14,673 --> 00:33:16,368
What is the Storm, sir?
458
00:33:18,677 --> 00:33:23,239
Two hundred and thirteen days in country.
Terrible heat.
459
00:33:23,915 --> 00:33:27,544
The sound of mortar fire day and night
ringing in your ears.
460
00:33:28,954 --> 00:33:31,286
The occasional dog exploding.
461
00:33:32,557 --> 00:33:34,149
But l used to lead men.
462
00:33:34,226 --> 00:33:36,854
Men that reminded me of you, Mr. Funke.
463
00:33:38,430 --> 00:33:40,159
On your feet, son.
464
00:33:44,102 --> 00:33:47,162
l want to thank you for your help
in getting those SATs back.
465
00:33:47,239 --> 00:33:49,503
Yeah, don't worry about it.
466
00:33:50,408 --> 00:33:54,105
- l'm sorry for being such a jerk-off.
- lt's okay.
467
00:33:54,179 --> 00:33:57,842
lf l ever catch you chewing that in class,
l'll kill you.
468
00:33:59,184 --> 00:34:01,982
- You read me?
- Like Cliff Notes, sir.
469
00:34:02,053 --> 00:34:05,352
Good. Go out there and have a good time.
470
00:34:21,573 --> 00:34:22,938
How's it feel?
471
00:34:23,008 --> 00:34:25,135
Like l just got punched in the mouth.
472
00:34:25,210 --> 00:34:28,941
My life is over now, dick!
l didn't steal those SATs!
473
00:34:29,481 --> 00:34:32,473
Then where were you
between 7:45 and 8:10 that night?
474
00:34:32,551 --> 00:34:35,952
Who the hell do you think you are?
lnspector Gadget?
475
00:34:36,321 --> 00:34:39,779
You really think l'd chance
everything for a test score?
476
00:34:40,425 --> 00:34:42,859
l'd already gotten into Cornell.
477
00:34:42,928 --> 00:34:45,158
Well, then why did you take
the SATs again?
478
00:34:45,230 --> 00:34:48,028
l just wanted to see if l could do better.
479
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:52,234
Man, you wouldn't know the truth
if it was staring you in the face.
480
00:35:00,912 --> 00:35:03,346
Hello, Cornell Goodbye, motive
481
00:35:04,082 --> 00:35:05,913
I still thought Paul was an asshole,
482
00:35:05,984 --> 00:35:09,681
but maybe he wasn't the kind of assholewho'd steal the SATs
483
00:35:09,754 --> 00:35:13,815
That sting wasn't my mouthI was starting to doubt my story
484
00:35:17,229 --> 00:35:20,824
Well done, Bobby.
You got into the Northwestern program.
485
00:35:24,502 --> 00:35:25,867
Wait, one more thing.
486
00:35:25,937 --> 00:35:28,064
Some grad student by the name of
Striedel will be in contact
487
00:35:28,139 --> 00:35:29,367
to fact-check the article.
488
00:35:29,441 --> 00:35:31,238
lt's just a formality.
489
00:35:31,309 --> 00:35:33,038
You're on your way.
490
00:35:37,882 --> 00:35:40,715
Sure I was on my way To the gallows
491
00:35:40,785 --> 00:35:42,150
If I didn't set the story straight
492
00:35:42,220 --> 00:35:44,518
before the fact-checkerfound something crooked,
493
00:35:44,589 --> 00:35:46,318
Northwestern would go south
494
00:35:46,391 --> 00:35:48,086
And then I'd be blacklistedfrom every paper
495
00:35:48,159 --> 00:35:50,889
and college journalism programin the country
496
00:35:54,332 --> 00:35:55,890
In-school suspension
497
00:35:55,967 --> 00:36:00,233
Cruel and unusual punishmentreserved solely for dangerous offenders
498
00:36:00,305 --> 00:36:01,966
Rocky was on permanent lockdown
499
00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:04,600
for doing a custom paint jobon Kirkpatrick's car
500
00:36:19,357 --> 00:36:22,224
l'm going to need five minutes with Moore.
501
00:36:23,695 --> 00:36:25,219
You got three.
502
00:36:34,472 --> 00:36:36,963
Aren't you supposed to be in homeroom?
503
00:36:37,742 --> 00:36:39,232
Maybe l got to thinking.
504
00:36:39,311 --> 00:36:41,836
Maybe you should have done that sooner.
505
00:36:48,420 --> 00:36:50,115
Where were you that night?
506
00:36:50,188 --> 00:36:51,746
You think it's that easy?
507
00:36:51,823 --> 00:36:55,190
You think l can just tell you where l was
and it's gonna set it all straight?
508
00:36:55,260 --> 00:36:57,558
l mean, take a look around you, Funke!
509
00:36:57,629 --> 00:36:59,790
l'm screwed now no matter what l say.
510
00:36:59,864 --> 00:37:02,128
So then just tell me the truth.
511
00:37:07,605 --> 00:37:10,938
lf you didn't do it, l'm all you got.
512
00:37:11,843 --> 00:37:15,176
And you only got me
for one more minute, so spill it!
513
00:37:15,246 --> 00:37:16,508
Come on.
514
00:37:21,152 --> 00:37:23,814
Last year l did some things
on the basketball court
515
00:37:23,888 --> 00:37:26,049
l'm not exactly proud of.
516
00:37:26,291 --> 00:37:27,815
Like what?
517
00:37:28,126 --> 00:37:31,061
Shaving points. Twice last season.
518
00:37:31,730 --> 00:37:35,928
lt was two times too many.
l only did it because l needed the money.
519
00:37:37,502 --> 00:37:38,969
What for?
520
00:37:39,304 --> 00:37:40,931
lt doesn't matter.
521
00:37:41,005 --> 00:37:44,133
When l was approached this year,
l turned them down.
522
00:37:44,209 --> 00:37:46,109
We had a shot at State.
523
00:37:46,177 --> 00:37:48,805
l wasn't going to mess that up
for my senior year.
524
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:53,374
So this person who approached you,
you think that he may have set you up?
525
00:37:54,252 --> 00:37:56,277
l don't know. Maybe.
526
00:38:04,729 --> 00:38:07,596
Give me his name. What's his name, Moore?
527
00:38:08,066 --> 00:38:11,502
Look, if you don't get cooperative,
l can't help you!
528
00:38:11,803 --> 00:38:13,100
You've got to give me his name, now!
529
00:38:13,171 --> 00:38:14,968
You got to start thinking with your head!
530
00:38:15,039 --> 00:38:17,098
You know the amount of power
that comes with the presidency!
531
00:38:17,175 --> 00:38:19,109
Everybody wants a piece of me!
532
00:38:19,177 --> 00:38:20,667
All right, time's up, Funke.
533
00:38:20,745 --> 00:38:23,475
You're getting the animals all riled up.
534
00:38:24,983 --> 00:38:26,951
What's his name, Moore?
535
00:38:27,385 --> 00:38:29,148
Look, l said time's up.
536
00:38:29,220 --> 00:38:31,484
- Give me his name.
- Come on. Come on.
537
00:38:31,556 --> 00:38:33,421
- What's his name?
- Freddy Bismark.
538
00:38:33,491 --> 00:38:35,891
Where do l find him? Moore!
539
00:38:43,468 --> 00:38:46,835
Bobby Funke, please report to the office immediately
540
00:38:49,107 --> 00:38:51,041
- Hello?
-Robert Funke?
541
00:38:51,109 --> 00:38:53,873
Hey, yeah.
Well, actually it's pronounced "Funk".
542
00:38:53,945 --> 00:38:57,210
No, it's not This is Ben Striedel, Northwestern University
543
00:38:57,282 --> 00:38:59,250
I'm fact-checking your story here, chief
544
00:38:59,317 --> 00:39:01,512
It's not bad Not exactly good, either
545
00:39:01,586 --> 00:39:02,848
Excuse me?
546
00:39:02,921 --> 00:39:04,513
So we're going to needthe following from you
547
00:39:04,589 --> 00:39:05,851
Transcriptions of your interviews
548
00:39:05,924 --> 00:39:08,586
A bibliography, MLA style match
549
00:39:08,660 --> 00:39:10,821
Your notes Pretty much anythingpertaining to your story
550
00:39:10,895 --> 00:39:12,692
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure.
551
00:39:12,764 --> 00:39:15,232
l'm just going to need some time
to get it together.
552
00:39:15,300 --> 00:39:17,791
So can l get your number or something?
553
00:39:17,869 --> 00:39:18,961
No
554
00:39:19,037 --> 00:39:20,834
Wait! What? Hello?
555
00:39:30,415 --> 00:39:32,212
I had to find Freddy Bismark
556
00:39:32,283 --> 00:39:34,114
And there was one placeI knew I could track down
557
00:39:34,185 --> 00:39:36,483
even the most elusive characters
558
00:39:36,554 --> 00:39:38,385
lt's freaky, isn't it?
559
00:39:38,923 --> 00:39:42,188
And apparently, they just got results
back from the ACTs.
560
00:39:42,260 --> 00:39:45,388
Some of our best and brightest bombed it.
561
00:39:45,463 --> 00:39:47,124
Really?
562
00:39:47,198 --> 00:39:49,792
You see Shamus Finnle over there?
563
00:39:50,902 --> 00:39:54,770
- His teeth are chattering.
- lt's probably from the Prylert.
564
00:39:54,973 --> 00:39:57,635
Really? l didn't know
that Shamus had ADD.
565
00:39:57,709 --> 00:40:00,337
For a reporter, you're really out of the loop.
566
00:40:00,411 --> 00:40:02,902
Half the school is taking Prylert right now,
567
00:40:02,981 --> 00:40:05,711
or Axitol or Ripenol, maybe Faldox.
568
00:40:05,783 --> 00:40:08,377
All just nice words for speed.
569
00:40:08,453 --> 00:40:10,921
lf a kid needs a study aid,
he'll find a way to get one.
570
00:40:10,989 --> 00:40:12,581
Shamus Finnle.
571
00:40:12,657 --> 00:40:14,625
Supply and demand, son.
572
00:40:16,294 --> 00:40:17,659
I found Freddy Bismark
573
00:40:17,729 --> 00:40:21,529
where all high-school graduatesgo on to live in infamy
574
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:24,961
They say a picture is worth 1,000 words,
575
00:40:25,036 --> 00:40:28,130
but his senior quoteis worth a goddamn encyclopedia
576
00:40:28,206 --> 00:40:30,106
"Dolla dolla bills, y'all!"
577
00:40:30,174 --> 00:40:32,870
You're not supposed to be looking at that.
578
00:40:32,944 --> 00:40:36,505
lt's called study hall
because you're supposed to study.
579
00:40:36,581 --> 00:40:38,344
What are you, a cop?
580
00:41:26,297 --> 00:41:28,561
l'm looking for the business.
581
00:41:37,508 --> 00:41:41,274
And no, no, you cannot pay me back
on your meal card.
582
00:41:41,346 --> 00:41:43,814
l need cash. This is a business l'm running.
583
00:41:43,881 --> 00:41:46,873
l know it's your bar mitzvah money,
but l have to take it.
584
00:41:46,951 --> 00:41:48,646
You lost the bet.
585
00:41:50,288 --> 00:41:51,380
Yes.
586
00:41:51,456 --> 00:41:53,754
l will take... Yes, l'll a check!
587
00:41:53,825 --> 00:41:56,623
But if it bounces, l'm coming after you.
588
00:41:56,694 --> 00:42:00,289
This is real stuff. You owe me 20 bucks!
Goodbye.
589
00:42:03,067 --> 00:42:06,628
l'm sorry, we're closed for the semester.
No more pledges.
590
00:42:06,704 --> 00:42:08,296
l'm here about Paul Moore.
591
00:42:09,574 --> 00:42:11,007
Suck it!
592
00:42:11,075 --> 00:42:12,804
Let me explain something to you.
593
00:42:12,877 --> 00:42:15,437
l don't know thing one about Paul Moore.
594
00:42:15,513 --> 00:42:17,845
His name means nothing to me.
595
00:42:18,216 --> 00:42:21,379
l have kids on over half the teams
on this district.
596
00:42:21,853 --> 00:42:25,289
And those pill poppers
are begging me to throw games.
597
00:42:25,757 --> 00:42:27,816
And if l had to go out
and personally frame each one
598
00:42:27,892 --> 00:42:29,484
that didn't want to brick a lay-up for me,
599
00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:31,994
l wouldn't have time
to spend the money that l make.
600
00:42:32,063 --> 00:42:35,999
And as you can see,
l like spending the money that l make!
601
00:42:36,067 --> 00:42:40,299
l mean, look around.
That painting is from the 16th Chapel.
602
00:42:40,738 --> 00:42:42,763
That's the first chapel ever.
603
00:42:43,307 --> 00:42:44,865
So what was the money for?
604
00:42:44,942 --> 00:42:46,910
Oh, my God!
l'm going to slap you in the face.
605
00:42:46,978 --> 00:42:49,139
l don't know. He was having girl problems!
606
00:42:49,213 --> 00:42:50,271
What's that supposed to mean?
607
00:42:50,348 --> 00:42:52,976
He was having problems with girls. All right?
608
00:42:53,051 --> 00:42:55,110
Come on, for a fellow Friar.
609
00:42:55,186 --> 00:42:58,519
No! Not for a fellow Friar.
For you to get the fuck out of here!
610
00:42:58,589 --> 00:43:01,319
Okay. lt was some chick from McKinley.
That's all l know.
611
00:43:01,392 --> 00:43:03,622
Now, l'll see you, little man.
612
00:43:04,062 --> 00:43:05,689
Don't hurt yourselves.
613
00:43:10,468 --> 00:43:15,337
If Freddy Bismark didn't frame Paul, then maybe the girl problem was behind it
614
00:43:16,574 --> 00:43:18,565
There's the old wise guy.
615
00:43:18,643 --> 00:43:19,735
Elliot.
616
00:43:19,811 --> 00:43:21,005
Those pubes come in yet?
617
00:43:21,079 --> 00:43:22,979
You still eating your mom's dirty tampons?
618
00:43:23,047 --> 00:43:24,036
Only when I'm hungry
619
00:43:24,315 --> 00:43:26,340
So as l was saying on the phone,
620
00:43:26,417 --> 00:43:29,250
l managed to implicate
our school president in a sordid theft
621
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:32,346
and in the process steal his girlfriend.
622
00:43:32,423 --> 00:43:34,823
- So what's the problem?
- Bitch.
623
00:43:35,593 --> 00:43:38,255
l'm not so sure the guy did it anymore.
624
00:43:38,329 --> 00:43:40,889
Have you ever seen this guy around?
625
00:43:41,666 --> 00:43:45,158
Yeah, that's Valerie's boyfriend.
You're dating Valerie?
626
00:43:45,369 --> 00:43:46,961
The plot thickens, Elliot.
627
00:43:47,939 --> 00:43:49,736
l get it, peach fuzz.
628
00:43:49,807 --> 00:43:52,970
You think maybe l got tired
of being Paul's little plaything?
629
00:43:53,044 --> 00:43:56,070
Thought l'd teach him a lesson?
lt wasn't like that.
630
00:43:56,147 --> 00:43:57,512
What do you mean?
631
00:43:57,582 --> 00:44:01,643
Paul and l had something real, okay?
He could be himself around me.
632
00:44:02,153 --> 00:44:04,587
So what was the money for, then?
633
00:44:06,157 --> 00:44:07,784
That's got nothing to do with anything.
634
00:44:07,859 --> 00:44:09,850
Look, Valerie,
635
00:44:11,095 --> 00:44:14,531
if Paul's innocent,
then you can help him by helping me.
636
00:44:21,372 --> 00:44:22,532
Okay.
637
00:44:23,541 --> 00:44:26,806
Ready for the after-school special
they call my life?
638
00:44:26,878 --> 00:44:29,540
l owed money to some unpleasant people.
639
00:44:30,448 --> 00:44:33,281
They were ready to collect on me
as interest.
640
00:44:33,584 --> 00:44:37,748
Paul wouldn't stand for it.
Someone tells him about Freddy Bismark.
641
00:44:38,156 --> 00:44:40,420
Paul has two off nights.
642
00:44:40,892 --> 00:44:42,325
My debt goes away.
643
00:44:42,426 --> 00:44:44,656
Paul threw two games for you.
644
00:44:46,631 --> 00:44:50,328
He would've thrown the entire season
if l'd asked him to.
645
00:44:52,503 --> 00:44:54,437
Valerie was another dead end
646
00:44:54,505 --> 00:44:56,439
If Paul was keeping her a secret,
647
00:44:56,507 --> 00:44:59,340
I wonderedwhat else he was holding back on
648
00:45:17,929 --> 00:45:23,390
I know that some of you kids knowthat I fought in Desert Storm
649
00:45:23,634 --> 00:45:25,431
And you know why? I fought for you kids,
650
00:45:25,503 --> 00:45:27,733
and I fought for this countryand this school!
651
00:45:27,805 --> 00:45:29,568
For St Donovan's!
652
00:45:30,041 --> 00:45:31,508
It's no joke!
653
00:45:33,010 --> 00:45:35,001
Sometimes, I don't know, I can get carried away,
654
00:45:35,079 --> 00:45:38,071
but I wrote this song last nightand I want you to sing it with me
655
00:45:38,149 --> 00:45:41,312
If you want, you can sing it, you can march, yeah!
656
00:45:41,385 --> 00:45:43,478
Come on, kids, sing it with me!
657
00:45:49,861 --> 00:45:51,522
What's going on?
658
00:45:51,596 --> 00:45:53,791
Kirkpatrick's on some school-spirit rampage.
659
00:45:54,398 --> 00:45:57,265
He canceled a. m. classes
to have a pep rally.
660
00:45:58,703 --> 00:46:00,432
Merci, Kirkpatrick.
661
00:46:08,279 --> 00:46:11,806
You can sing if you wantYou can march if you want!
662
00:46:31,202 --> 00:46:32,362
Moore.
663
00:46:44,148 --> 00:46:46,207
And on that note, St Donovan's
664
00:46:48,252 --> 00:46:50,083
Marlon Piazza
665
00:47:04,368 --> 00:47:07,565
For far too longwe have stood as a school divided
666
00:47:07,638 --> 00:47:09,902
Today let us stand together
667
00:47:14,979 --> 00:47:17,345
Let us create a better tomorrow
668
00:47:18,115 --> 00:47:21,778
As I stand here todayI don't see freshman or sophomores
669
00:47:32,129 --> 00:47:33,824
I see Friars!
670
00:47:45,142 --> 00:47:47,201
Marlon, can you hear me?
671
00:47:47,278 --> 00:47:49,542
lt's a paintball, you pussy!
672
00:47:56,554 --> 00:47:58,886
This way! This way, children!
673
00:48:00,491 --> 00:48:02,857
l'm hit! l'm hit!
674
00:48:13,337 --> 00:48:14,565
Moore!
675
00:48:38,162 --> 00:48:41,290
l'm going to go to the vending machine
for some pretzels.
676
00:48:41,365 --> 00:48:44,027
Do you want anything from downstairs?
677
00:48:44,101 --> 00:48:46,069
How about a bandage?
678
00:48:50,875 --> 00:48:52,274
Forget it.
679
00:49:07,691 --> 00:49:08,851
Nurse Platt's phone.
680
00:49:08,926 --> 00:49:10,860
Just got word your boy shot some kids
681
00:49:10,928 --> 00:49:13,726
How does that sit with the factsof your story, I'd like to ask, Funke?
682
00:49:13,798 --> 00:49:16,665
Striedel, how the hell did you...
683
00:49:16,734 --> 00:49:17,962
I have not Yes, yes
684
00:49:18,035 --> 00:49:20,560
I have not received your noteson the story, boss
685
00:49:20,638 --> 00:49:24,506
Well, yeah, l know l've been
doing some backtracking to,
686
00:49:24,575 --> 00:49:25,940
you know, locate everything.
687
00:49:26,010 --> 00:49:28,308
Backtracking, huh?There was a kid a few years back,
688
00:49:28,379 --> 00:49:29,846
said he was doing some backtracking
689
00:49:29,914 --> 00:49:32,474
Turned out he fabricated the whole storyto get into the program
690
00:49:32,550 --> 00:49:35,212
They kicked him out, of courseBlackballed him
691
00:49:35,286 --> 00:49:37,345
Last I heard he was workingas a pharmaceutical test subject
692
00:49:37,421 --> 00:49:39,048
for carpal tunnel syndrome
693
00:49:39,123 --> 00:49:40,385
Your story's thin, kid
694
00:49:40,458 --> 00:49:43,018
Do you really thinkyou can pull one over on Ben Striedel?
695
00:49:43,094 --> 00:49:45,085
I want your notes, stat
696
00:49:52,303 --> 00:49:53,531
Hey.
697
00:49:55,539 --> 00:49:58,667
There's something that l need to tell you.
698
00:49:58,742 --> 00:50:01,210
Not before l get to say thank you.
699
00:50:02,213 --> 00:50:03,544
For what?
700
00:50:03,614 --> 00:50:05,809
For saving my life out there.
701
00:50:07,551 --> 00:50:10,042
lt was just a paintball gun.
702
00:50:10,121 --> 00:50:12,248
Yeah, but you didn't know that, did you?
703
00:50:12,323 --> 00:50:15,781
Look, Francesca, as an ethical journalist
704
00:50:15,860 --> 00:50:19,227
and a man who's dedicated to the truth,
705
00:50:19,930 --> 00:50:23,696
l think you should know
that your boyfriend was probably...
706
00:50:29,406 --> 00:50:31,431
He's not my boyfriend.
707
00:50:33,110 --> 00:50:35,203
Now what did you want to tell me?
708
00:50:48,859 --> 00:50:51,521
That was nice shooting out there, Mr. Moore.
709
00:50:51,595 --> 00:50:55,224
Another three inches to the left
and you would have had a kill shot on me.
710
00:50:55,299 --> 00:50:59,497
You got this all wrong.
l didn't steal the SATs.
711
00:51:01,539 --> 00:51:02,938
Anything else?
712
00:51:03,007 --> 00:51:05,475
Yeah. This place sucks!
713
00:51:07,411 --> 00:51:10,278
You'll be sucking soon enough, Mr. Moore.
714
00:51:17,488 --> 00:51:20,946
They locked Paul away at someundisclosed private institution
715
00:51:21,892 --> 00:51:25,487
My story put him thereNow it was my job to get him out
716
00:51:30,868 --> 00:51:32,203
l'll tell you whatever you want to know.
717
00:51:56,360 --> 00:51:58,419
Meds, three times a day.
718
00:52:01,632 --> 00:52:02,758
PMW.
719
00:52:06,237 --> 00:52:07,795
Paul Moore way.
720
00:52:08,839 --> 00:52:10,966
Paul, l need your help.
721
00:52:11,675 --> 00:52:14,872
l know someone framed you
for stealing the SATs,
722
00:52:17,214 --> 00:52:20,843
but l just don't know who.
Who do you think framed you?
723
00:52:21,385 --> 00:52:23,785
Who set you up? Come on, Paul.
724
00:52:26,357 --> 00:52:28,416
Are you here to take me home?
725
00:52:32,630 --> 00:52:35,258
After three hours, the only thing I got out of Paul
726
00:52:35,366 --> 00:52:37,630
was a sinking feeling in my stomach
727
00:52:38,102 --> 00:52:42,903
All right, Mitch, we're looking for weapons,
obviously, anything that can kill a student.
728
00:52:42,973 --> 00:52:46,670
Knives, guns. But it's not always obvious.
729
00:52:47,077 --> 00:52:49,841
Are you kidding me?
You know the rule about gum!
730
00:52:49,913 --> 00:52:53,178
Raise your arms, please. With the women,
you want to use the backs of the hands.
731
00:52:53,250 --> 00:52:55,616
The backs of the hands, Mitch.
732
00:52:55,753 --> 00:52:58,244
Last rule. Most important rule.
733
00:52:58,322 --> 00:52:59,721
You're gonna wanna fuck them.
734
00:52:59,790 --> 00:53:02,691
Do not fuck the students,
do you understand?
735
00:53:04,762 --> 00:53:06,457
The scene of the crime
736
00:53:06,530 --> 00:53:10,159
Give a lunatic a paintball gunand you'd expect a Jackson Pollock
737
00:53:10,234 --> 00:53:12,225
But Paul was more precise
738
00:53:12,670 --> 00:53:15,138
Every shot counted But for what?
739
00:53:15,205 --> 00:53:18,299
Francesca? That's easy She broke his heart
740
00:53:18,375 --> 00:53:20,366
Me? I broke the story
741
00:53:20,444 --> 00:53:22,469
Kirkpatrick? Mercy killing
742
00:53:22,546 --> 00:53:25,447
But what about Alex Schneider, the school treasurer?
743
00:53:25,516 --> 00:53:27,313
What about Marlon and the Mullens?
744
00:53:27,384 --> 00:53:30,319
They were his friendsand fellow members of the student council
745
00:53:30,387 --> 00:53:34,517
If Paul's painting meant something, maybe those guys could explain it to me
746
00:53:34,591 --> 00:53:37,583
Yo, check it out,
it's that slut Laura Hoffner.
747
00:53:37,661 --> 00:53:40,221
Dude, you don't even
want to know what l did to that ass!
748
00:53:40,297 --> 00:53:43,391
Probably the same thing
l did to your mom's ass.
749
00:53:44,368 --> 00:53:46,859
Dude, that's Mom. Our mom.
750
00:53:48,906 --> 00:53:49,998
Yeah.
751
00:53:50,341 --> 00:53:54,243
Yo, yo, check it out. l got this move
that l like to call the operator, right?
752
00:53:54,311 --> 00:53:56,438
lt's when l'm railing a girl,
753
00:53:56,513 --> 00:53:58,504
and then l reach down
and steal her cell phone
754
00:53:58,582 --> 00:54:01,779
and l call up her dad so he can listen
to me do her.
755
00:54:01,852 --> 00:54:05,288
- Yeah, Daddy. Yes...
- Father's very special.
756
00:54:08,058 --> 00:54:09,719
Are you lost, freshman?
757
00:54:11,428 --> 00:54:12,861
Why did he shoot you, Marlon?
758
00:54:12,930 --> 00:54:14,022
He shot you, too, didn't he?
759
00:54:14,098 --> 00:54:15,224
Yeah. Well, he shot you first.
760
00:54:15,299 --> 00:54:18,962
Hey, you want detention
for the rest of your life, fuck face?
761
00:54:19,036 --> 00:54:22,096
Hey, Funke, why don't you...
Why don't you come to my house on Friday?
762
00:54:22,172 --> 00:54:23,298
l'm gonna have a little party.
763
00:54:23,374 --> 00:54:24,363
No, dude. Come on.
764
00:54:24,441 --> 00:54:27,740
lt's okay. l mean, he just wants
to ask me some questions, right?
765
00:54:27,811 --> 00:54:29,972
For the school paper.
766
00:54:30,047 --> 00:54:31,571
l mean, l don't want to get on his bad side.
767
00:54:31,648 --> 00:54:34,048
We all saw what happened to Moore.
768
00:55:11,789 --> 00:55:13,586
Funke, you made it.
769
00:55:16,827 --> 00:55:18,556
So this is a party.
770
00:55:18,629 --> 00:55:20,790
Yeah, well, you knew enough
to be fashionably late.
771
00:55:20,864 --> 00:55:23,560
Well, no, actually l had a flat tire, so...
772
00:55:23,834 --> 00:55:26,598
Twenty bucks says that toothpaste
doesn't do a goddamn thing.
773
00:55:26,670 --> 00:55:28,501
l'll fucking smoke it myself.
774
00:55:28,572 --> 00:55:29,869
Smoke what you got, man.
775
00:55:30,340 --> 00:55:31,364
You want a beer?
776
00:55:31,442 --> 00:55:35,378
Well, actually l have to get up early
for my driver's test. Okay.
777
00:55:38,382 --> 00:55:39,644
lt's good.
778
00:55:40,317 --> 00:55:42,785
lt's like a good brew, it's really...
lt's really cold.
779
00:55:42,853 --> 00:55:44,980
l'm so going to corrupt you.
780
00:55:58,035 --> 00:56:00,003
- Shit! No!
- Okay, man.
781
00:56:00,471 --> 00:56:02,632
Hey, Marlon, you and Paul Moore
782
00:56:02,706 --> 00:56:05,072
have been on the student council together
for two years.
783
00:56:05,142 --> 00:56:06,370
ln all that time did he ever seem...
784
00:56:06,443 --> 00:56:08,104
- Funke.
- Yeah?
785
00:56:08,545 --> 00:56:10,012
lt's a party.
786
00:56:11,982 --> 00:56:14,576
Yeah, Funke,
you can put this on the record, okay?
787
00:56:18,388 --> 00:56:19,878
Tastes minty.
788
00:56:22,759 --> 00:56:24,454
Tastes like a veal cutlet.
789
00:56:24,528 --> 00:56:28,430
No, it's like... lt's like a baby lamb chop
with the mint jelly.
790
00:56:29,600 --> 00:56:31,625
Tastes like a joint, you fags!
791
00:56:32,302 --> 00:56:34,065
Beer pong. Just focus on the cup.
792
00:56:34,271 --> 00:56:36,739
Come on, Funke,
give me your best shot.
793
00:56:54,358 --> 00:56:55,723
Nice shot!
794
00:56:59,897 --> 00:57:01,159
Goal!
795
00:57:12,476 --> 00:57:13,966
Hold this.
796
00:58:09,099 --> 00:58:11,499
All right, let's play this game.
797
00:58:11,902 --> 00:58:13,597
l've got winners.
798
00:58:19,009 --> 00:58:20,772
- Yo, what do you want us to do with him?
- Take him upstairs.
799
00:58:20,844 --> 00:58:21,868
Tie him up.
800
00:58:21,945 --> 00:58:25,244
l can take another one of those two bitches,
all right? Give me one.
801
00:58:26,416 --> 00:58:27,940
Where's the toothpaste?
802
00:58:31,321 --> 00:58:33,152
Hey, it's baby Funke.
803
00:58:33,423 --> 00:58:35,448
Take it. Take it like a man.
804
00:58:36,126 --> 00:58:40,153
The little prick told me he was going
to a seminar on surveillance technology.
805
00:58:40,230 --> 00:58:44,257
l feel bad for him.
He's totally gaga for that cum-dumpster.
806
00:58:44,334 --> 00:58:49,829
A single pussy hair
can pull a battleship through the desert.
807
00:58:53,110 --> 00:58:55,578
- Hey. What are you guys doing here?
- Think about it.
808
00:58:55,646 --> 00:58:58,376
The real question is,
what are you doing here?
809
00:58:58,448 --> 00:59:00,848
l'm just... l'm doing research
for the school paper.
810
00:59:00,917 --> 00:59:04,478
Yeah. You're writing a story
on Francesca's pink beav.
811
00:59:06,056 --> 00:59:07,455
No, seriously.
812
00:59:07,791 --> 00:59:11,488
Listen to me.
You need to sink the pink tonight, hermano
813
00:59:11,561 --> 00:59:14,962
l hope you... before, that way you can last.
814
00:59:15,032 --> 00:59:17,398
Yeah. You don't want to be a premie.
815
00:59:17,601 --> 00:59:18,693
A premie?
816
00:59:18,769 --> 00:59:20,134
Word gets around.
817
00:59:20,203 --> 00:59:23,604
lt's true. She's used to Paul Moore.
That guy can last.
818
00:59:24,207 --> 00:59:25,902
How do you know?
819
00:59:26,309 --> 00:59:28,903
- l just know.
- Hey, Funke, listen.
820
00:59:29,179 --> 00:59:34,981
After you come,
you're going to hate her, hate her.
821
00:59:36,319 --> 00:59:38,549
l don't know why, but you will.
822
00:59:40,390 --> 00:59:42,722
- Well, l got to get back.
- To do the story.
823
00:59:42,793 --> 00:59:44,385
- Right?
- Right.
824
00:59:44,461 --> 00:59:45,758
Dig deep, hermano
825
00:59:45,829 --> 00:59:47,456
Yeah, balls deep.
826
00:59:49,599 --> 00:59:51,590
See you guys on Monday.
827
00:59:52,436 --> 00:59:55,428
Keep it going. Come on. Give me something.
Give me something.
828
00:59:55,505 --> 00:59:56,733
Yeah!
829
00:59:58,508 --> 00:59:59,770
Work with me!
830
00:59:59,843 --> 01:00:03,802
Hey, stranger. So l wanted to talk to you
about a follow-up to your story.
831
01:00:03,880 --> 01:00:08,044
l was thinking like maybe an editorial piece
on the student council or something.
832
01:00:08,118 --> 01:00:09,779
- Clara.
- Yeah?
833
01:00:10,220 --> 01:00:11,710
lt's a party.
834
01:00:23,900 --> 01:00:26,061
lsn't this Marlon's room?
835
01:00:26,136 --> 01:00:29,333
Yeah, well, somebody
already passed out in my bed.
836
01:00:30,107 --> 01:00:33,372
Well, then won't he mind that we're in here?
837
01:00:33,443 --> 01:00:35,035
He doesn't care.
838
01:00:40,050 --> 01:00:41,381
Cool planes.
839
01:00:51,361 --> 01:00:53,454
What are you doing with me?
840
01:00:54,631 --> 01:00:56,895
What kind of a question is that?
841
01:00:57,901 --> 01:00:59,198
A good one.
842
01:00:59,269 --> 01:01:02,033
Hey, l like you.
843
01:01:03,740 --> 01:01:07,699
l like the way you look at me.
Like it's for real, you know?
844
01:01:09,846 --> 01:01:12,406
Like you don't have to impress anyone.
845
01:01:15,552 --> 01:01:18,953
Like if tomorrow
St. Donovan's would just disappear
846
01:01:19,022 --> 01:01:21,650
you'd still look at me the way you do.
847
01:01:26,096 --> 01:01:27,825
You get me, Funke.
848
01:01:29,833 --> 01:01:33,132
l tried on, like, 1 1 shirts
before l came over here.
849
01:01:34,671 --> 01:01:37,572
Yeah? Well, you know, l don't like it.
850
01:01:38,842 --> 01:01:41,174
l think you need to take it off.
851
01:01:49,920 --> 01:01:52,388
When do your parents come home?
852
01:01:53,790 --> 01:01:56,224
My dad's out of town until Tuesday.
853
01:01:56,293 --> 01:01:57,885
What about your mom?
854
01:01:58,728 --> 01:02:00,662
My mom's dead, Funke.
855
01:02:01,531 --> 01:02:02,691
Sorry.
856
01:02:08,605 --> 01:02:10,095
l want you.
857
01:02:14,444 --> 01:02:15,843
You get me.
858
01:02:39,269 --> 01:02:42,568
Hey, Ashwood, you're pissing yourself.
859
01:03:00,690 --> 01:03:01,850
Fuck.
860
01:03:05,729 --> 01:03:07,720
Funke. Hey, Funke, untie me.
861
01:03:09,399 --> 01:03:11,060
- Cipriato.
- Funke!
862
01:03:14,638 --> 01:03:18,267
You're doing considerably better
this time around, Mr. Funke.
863
01:03:18,341 --> 01:03:19,706
Thank you.
864
01:03:24,714 --> 01:03:26,511
What are you doing?
865
01:03:27,751 --> 01:03:31,812
Sorry, l just thought that
l should adjust this mirror a smidge.
866
01:03:32,923 --> 01:03:36,154
- Safety first.
- That's very good of you, Mr. Funke.
867
01:03:37,060 --> 01:03:38,357
l know.
868
01:03:43,633 --> 01:03:48,468
The Mullens' van Grass, gas or assNobody rode for free
869
01:03:49,139 --> 01:03:52,165
What were the good brothersdoing up so early?
870
01:03:56,346 --> 01:03:58,906
You know, l think l'm just going
to parallel-park here.
871
01:03:58,982 --> 01:04:01,109
l was just going to have you
do that back at the DMV lot.
872
01:04:01,184 --> 01:04:04,347
Yeah, l know but this
is such a challenging spot.
873
01:04:04,421 --> 01:04:08,619
l'm really feeling it today.
For me, it's all about the aesthetic.
874
01:04:09,192 --> 01:04:11,183
- The aesthetic?
- Yeah.
875
01:04:20,503 --> 01:04:24,200
Well, l must say, Mr. Funke,
that was some mighty fine parking.
876
01:04:24,274 --> 01:04:27,300
Yeah, that was pretty good, wasn't it?
877
01:04:30,246 --> 01:04:35,047
Two pharmacies in five minutesThat must've been some case of crabs
878
01:04:45,195 --> 01:04:46,457
Well, l never thought l'd see the day,
879
01:04:46,529 --> 01:04:50,021
but l'd say you're about to
get yourself a driver's license.
880
01:04:50,100 --> 01:04:51,761
- Really?
- Really.
881
01:04:59,843 --> 01:05:03,779
It was my license or the scoopMy freedom or the truth
882
01:05:03,847 --> 01:05:06,611
Woodward and Bernstein.
Woodward and Bernstein.
883
01:05:06,683 --> 01:05:09,277
All you have to do is get me back
to the DMV in one piece...
884
01:05:09,352 --> 01:05:10,876
Hey! Hey! Hey!
885
01:05:11,821 --> 01:05:14,949
Put your foot on that brake. Come on!
Stop the car!
886
01:05:15,025 --> 01:05:18,188
Put your foot on the brake!
What are you doing?
887
01:05:23,933 --> 01:05:27,096
Four pharmaciesand a dozen traffic violations later,
888
01:05:27,170 --> 01:05:29,604
Alex Schneider and the Mullenswere still making the rounds
889
01:05:29,672 --> 01:05:31,469
So l guess l'll see you next month.
890
01:05:32,008 --> 01:05:34,670
- Get the fuck out.
- Fair enough.
891
01:05:37,480 --> 01:05:39,812
My driver's testhad posed some new questions
892
01:05:40,950 --> 01:05:43,714
Fortunately, I knew just the peopleto help me find the answers
893
01:05:43,787 --> 01:05:45,277
This is going to cost you, you know?
894
01:05:45,355 --> 01:05:47,084
What's going on, Landis?
895
01:05:47,891 --> 01:05:51,383
You're not supposed to do that
unless there's a fire.
896
01:05:53,563 --> 01:05:56,123
Can't you see the fire, lamb chop?
897
01:05:57,400 --> 01:05:59,197
lt's in my heart.
898
01:06:00,870 --> 01:06:02,929
And it's burning for you.
899
01:06:05,775 --> 01:06:07,504
Where'd you get all those keys?
900
01:06:07,577 --> 01:06:10,740
- l'm sleeping with the janitor.
- Seriously?
901
01:06:13,550 --> 01:06:15,108
Later, Funke.
902
01:06:29,699 --> 01:06:32,827
I didn't know what I was looking for exactly
903
01:06:32,902 --> 01:06:36,531
But so far, every clue had one common denominator
904
01:06:37,707 --> 01:06:39,572
The student council
905
01:07:20,116 --> 01:07:22,641
See, man, cut it, cut it. Look...
906
01:07:22,719 --> 01:07:25,153
- What's up?
- Dude, we're gonna need some beers, man,
907
01:07:25,221 --> 01:07:28,054
because l'm not feeling it
unless l got my rhyme sauce.
908
01:07:28,124 --> 01:07:30,354
And make sure it's cold.
909
01:07:32,095 --> 01:07:34,495
Yo, yo, yo. Get me some antacid, too,
while you're at it.
910
01:07:34,564 --> 01:07:36,657
l got mad indigestion, bro.
911
01:07:38,768 --> 01:07:40,895
- Let's do this shit.
- Okay. No, no, no.
912
01:07:58,988 --> 01:08:00,387
You guys sound really good in there.
913
01:08:00,456 --> 01:08:03,789
Jesus, Funke!
What the hell are you doing in my car!
914
01:08:03,860 --> 01:08:06,055
Just a little light reading.
915
01:08:06,129 --> 01:08:09,929
Student council treasury ledger.
lt's a real page-turner, isn't it?
916
01:08:09,999 --> 01:08:14,299
Money disappears and then reappears.
Schneider is a regular Houdini.
917
01:08:14,370 --> 01:08:16,167
l don't know
what you're talking about, Funke.
918
01:08:16,239 --> 01:08:17,501
Sure you do, Marty.
919
01:08:17,574 --> 01:08:20,475
But maybe it's time for you to come clean.
920
01:08:21,077 --> 01:08:22,510
Become your own man.
921
01:08:22,579 --> 01:08:26,481
You know what, Funke? You're right.
922
01:08:35,225 --> 01:08:38,558
Try not to get blood on the carpet.
My mom will get pissed.
923
01:09:00,683 --> 01:09:04,050
Francesca, hey, pick up.
l need to talk to you about Paul.
924
01:09:04,120 --> 01:09:06,384
Did he ever mention anything about
925
01:09:06,456 --> 01:09:09,220
Schneider or the Mullens
having a drug problem?
926
01:09:09,292 --> 01:09:10,953
Anyway, l'll try you again later.
927
01:09:11,027 --> 01:09:15,293
Okay. l love you.
l mean, l love hanging out with you.
928
01:09:16,199 --> 01:09:17,996
Oh, Gertrude
929
01:09:18,167 --> 01:09:22,001
My anaconda is sore and it needs a massage
930
01:09:23,072 --> 01:09:24,164
I love you
931
01:09:36,653 --> 01:09:38,484
Hey, what's going on?
932
01:09:39,422 --> 01:09:41,014
Didn't you hear?
933
01:09:42,125 --> 01:09:43,319
No.
934
01:09:46,863 --> 01:09:49,388
Here, here, breathe that in, Funke.
935
01:09:51,334 --> 01:09:55,134
The big news was that everyonehad to retake the SATs
936
01:09:55,204 --> 01:09:59,038
The stolen tests had been nullifiedunder suspicion of tampering
937
01:09:59,108 --> 01:10:01,372
But I had my own suspicions to follow
938
01:10:01,444 --> 01:10:03,674
I needed to stay on their tail
939
01:10:03,746 --> 01:10:06,476
I needed evidence I needed photosI needed
940
01:10:06,549 --> 01:10:07,982
Hey, stinky.
941
01:10:08,584 --> 01:10:11,246
l think you need to come home with me.
942
01:10:14,390 --> 01:10:17,985
You know, l'm concerned about the lack
of parental supervision at your house.
943
01:10:18,061 --> 01:10:20,586
Yeah? You want to be my daddy?
944
01:10:36,279 --> 01:10:38,076
ls that a good look?
945
01:10:38,448 --> 01:10:40,473
You're like a cool dinosaur.
946
01:10:56,132 --> 01:10:58,123
l can't see anything right now.
947
01:10:58,868 --> 01:11:00,631
l'm totally blind.
948
01:11:02,739 --> 01:11:05,333
Paul, the Northwestern program
949
01:11:06,409 --> 01:11:08,741
Suddenly none of it seemed to matter
950
01:11:08,811 --> 01:11:12,804
The hole in my side, the onethat always kept me hungry, was gone
951
01:11:14,317 --> 01:11:16,581
Guess that meant I was happy
952
01:11:29,699 --> 01:11:31,360
You shouldn't have done that.
953
01:11:32,135 --> 01:11:34,433
"Funke, frosh, steals tests and pins it on the prez
954
01:11:34,504 --> 01:11:35,869
"for a bid at Fran's hand"
955
01:11:35,938 --> 01:11:37,303
Son of a bitch!
956
01:11:37,373 --> 01:11:40,865
One thing was clear, Tad Goltz couldn't write for shit
957
01:11:43,246 --> 01:11:46,044
- What the hell is this!
- You tell me.
958
01:11:46,582 --> 01:11:47,913
There's no way that story checks out!
959
01:11:47,984 --> 01:11:50,043
Schneider has been cooking the books!
960
01:11:50,119 --> 01:11:52,053
What does that have to do with Paul Moore?
961
01:11:52,121 --> 01:11:54,851
Nothing, but maybe Moore had nothing to do
with the SATs
962
01:11:54,924 --> 01:11:56,619
- in the first place.
- Bobby, just stop.
963
01:11:56,959 --> 01:11:58,688
l really believed in you.
964
01:11:58,761 --> 01:12:00,456
And l thought that you were
one of the few kids in school
965
01:12:00,530 --> 01:12:03,021
that didn't need to be popular.
966
01:12:05,334 --> 01:12:08,826
l'm recommending that Tad
get your summer scholarship.
967
01:12:10,273 --> 01:12:11,535
What?
968
01:12:12,308 --> 01:12:14,299
l'm late for AP English.
969
01:12:27,824 --> 01:12:29,917
Smooth move, Doctor Love.
970
01:12:31,027 --> 01:12:33,461
You actually think
l went to all the trouble of stealing
971
01:12:33,529 --> 01:12:35,622
the SATs just so l could go out
with Francesca?
972
01:12:35,698 --> 01:12:36,960
l would.
973
01:12:38,034 --> 01:12:40,901
Francesca and l are in love, Cipriato.
974
01:12:40,970 --> 01:12:43,996
Maybe that's something
you can't emotionally comprehend yet.
975
01:12:45,007 --> 01:12:46,167
Asshole!
976
01:12:47,343 --> 01:12:49,607
Francesca. Francesca, it's not true.
977
01:12:49,679 --> 01:12:50,907
Goltz is full of shit!
978
01:12:50,980 --> 01:12:53,278
Did Paul steal them or not?
979
01:12:53,349 --> 01:12:55,544
Well, l don't think so, but that's not...
980
01:12:55,618 --> 01:12:56,744
l trusted you, Funke.
981
01:12:56,819 --> 01:12:58,810
This is bigger than me and you. Okay?
982
01:12:58,888 --> 01:13:00,913
This is bigger than Paul Moore. This is...
983
01:13:02,859 --> 01:13:04,258
Francesca.
984
01:13:04,994 --> 01:13:07,724
Francesca, look,
you got to believe me, okay?
985
01:13:13,069 --> 01:13:15,230
Can l just get the hall pass?
986
01:13:16,939 --> 01:13:18,497
The hall pass.
987
01:13:21,477 --> 01:13:23,570
l got to talk to some people.
988
01:13:30,152 --> 01:13:31,710
Could l just get the hall pass, please?
989
01:13:31,787 --> 01:13:33,516
No, sit down.
990
01:13:34,490 --> 01:13:36,617
- Please, l need...
- Sit down.
991
01:13:54,777 --> 01:13:56,404
l don't have it.
992
01:13:58,714 --> 01:14:00,773
Porque no 'Cause l'm the only one
in this whole class
993
01:14:00,850 --> 01:14:03,182
who didn't copy it off Steve!
994
01:14:09,859 --> 01:14:12,384
Yeah, well, no me gusta any of this bullshit!
995
01:14:26,509 --> 01:14:28,170
Thank God you got me out of there.
996
01:14:28,244 --> 01:14:31,407
You wouldn't believe some of the stuff
that l've uncovered.
997
01:14:31,480 --> 01:14:33,573
l don't even know where to start.
998
01:14:33,649 --> 01:14:35,640
Point shaving, theft, embezzling.
999
01:14:35,718 --> 01:14:37,015
A pharmaceutical drug ring.
1000
01:14:37,086 --> 01:14:39,646
- ls that gum in your mouth?
- There's these pills, right?
1001
01:14:39,722 --> 01:14:43,123
- Half the school...
- l just asked you, are you chewing gum?
1002
01:14:44,293 --> 01:14:46,158
That's... That's irrelevant.
1003
01:14:46,228 --> 01:14:48,196
l think there's something
really serious going on here.
1004
01:14:48,264 --> 01:14:51,859
You seem to be a little foggy
as to why l'm here, Mr. Funke.
1005
01:14:51,934 --> 01:14:55,370
From what l understand, you've made
a mockery of this entire high school.
1006
01:14:55,438 --> 01:14:57,906
You seem to think
that this is some kind of circus
1007
01:14:57,974 --> 01:15:00,408
and that l am some kind of clown.
1008
01:15:00,476 --> 01:15:02,410
l'm not an effing clown.
1009
01:15:02,812 --> 01:15:05,178
And l'm not here to bring joy
1010
01:15:05,247 --> 01:15:09,684
and love and light and laughter
into your effing heart!
1011
01:15:10,720 --> 01:15:13,416
Now l'm going to ask you one more time.
1012
01:15:14,090 --> 01:15:16,558
And this time l expect an answer.
1013
01:15:17,960 --> 01:15:19,086
ls
1014
01:15:20,129 --> 01:15:21,357
that
1015
01:15:22,298 --> 01:15:23,526
gum
1016
01:15:24,467 --> 01:15:28,699
in your mouth?
1017
01:15:30,706 --> 01:15:32,765
ls this gum in my mouth?
1018
01:15:34,944 --> 01:15:39,677
ls this gum in my mouth?
Yeah, it is, actually. lt's gum.
1019
01:15:39,749 --> 01:15:43,276
lt's gum. lt's gum! lt's gum! lt's gum!
lt's gum! lt's gum!
1020
01:15:43,352 --> 01:15:47,584
l chew it all the time, 24l7.
l've got a fucking jumbo pack
1021
01:15:47,657 --> 01:15:49,557
in my pocket right now!
1022
01:15:49,625 --> 01:15:54,494
My locker, filled to the brim with gum!
No books, just gum!
1023
01:15:54,563 --> 01:15:56,190
Now l am trying to talk to you
1024
01:15:56,265 --> 01:15:58,062
about matters
of the utmost importance here,
1025
01:15:58,134 --> 01:16:00,659
and you're talking to me about gum?
1026
01:16:26,028 --> 01:16:28,588
Bathroom breaks, you get one.
Right after lunch.
1027
01:16:28,664 --> 01:16:30,723
Bring your work in first thing in the morning,
1028
01:16:30,800 --> 01:16:32,768
which means you can get it done
by the end of third period.
1029
01:16:32,835 --> 01:16:34,462
Which is nice because
it gives you the rest of the day
1030
01:16:34,537 --> 01:16:35,936
to pretty much do whatever.
1031
01:16:36,405 --> 01:16:39,431
You get 15 minutes in the yard,
twice a week.
1032
01:16:40,142 --> 01:16:43,168
Mind and body, Funke, mind and body.
1033
01:16:50,152 --> 01:16:52,677
What should l do about Francesca?
1034
01:16:52,755 --> 01:16:55,656
Get some good porn and pray that she calls.
1035
01:17:17,346 --> 01:17:19,371
- Hello?
-Hello, dickhead
1036
01:17:20,750 --> 01:17:21,910
You have got to be kidding me.
1037
01:17:21,984 --> 01:17:23,042
I've got two stories on my desk
1038
01:17:23,119 --> 01:17:25,349
and one contradictsthe living shit out of the other
1039
01:17:25,421 --> 01:17:28,254
Did you really think that you couldpull one over on old Ben Striedel?
1040
01:17:28,324 --> 01:17:30,815
Did you?Because that's wholesale crazy, chief!
1041
01:17:30,893 --> 01:17:34,192
I have a 175 IQThat means I skipped the third grade
1042
01:17:34,263 --> 01:17:36,458
You don't understand, Striedel.
l was framed.
1043
01:17:36,532 --> 01:17:39,797
The school treasurer is moving
money around to sell drugs.
1044
01:17:39,869 --> 01:17:43,100
That's rich Now you're going toframe the treasurer?
1045
01:17:43,172 --> 01:17:44,696
Is the class secretary next?
1046
01:17:44,774 --> 01:17:46,173
What's the money got to dowith stolen SATs?
1047
01:17:46,242 --> 01:17:48,733
Nothing.
They're two completely separate things.
1048
01:17:48,811 --> 01:17:50,176
Let me give you a freebie, kid
1049
01:17:50,246 --> 01:17:51,804
Money's got somethingto do with everything
1050
01:17:51,881 --> 01:17:54,315
That's Investigative Journalism 101
1051
01:17:54,383 --> 01:17:58,581
Follow the money, dipshitYou got till Monday to give me the truth
1052
01:18:12,268 --> 01:18:14,759
l'm gonna call a time out.
1053
01:18:15,504 --> 01:18:16,493
Time out?
1054
01:18:17,106 --> 01:18:18,630
That was good.
1055
01:18:21,577 --> 01:18:23,101
l-3.
1056
01:18:23,179 --> 01:18:24,646
lt's a hit! Fuck!
1057
01:18:24,713 --> 01:18:26,681
l told you putting it in there was a bad idea.
1058
01:18:26,749 --> 01:18:29,741
Really, Stinky Landy?
l put it where you wanna put it.
1059
01:18:29,819 --> 01:18:32,049
That's nice. ls it new?
1060
01:18:32,121 --> 01:18:33,918
No, it's my mom's.
1061
01:18:34,223 --> 01:18:35,781
Well, connect the dots.
1062
01:18:35,858 --> 01:18:37,485
l told you not to line up the ships like that.
1063
01:18:37,560 --> 01:18:39,721
lt's like Pearl Harbor.
1064
01:18:41,997 --> 01:18:44,989
Could you guys please
just use your library voices.
1065
01:18:45,067 --> 01:18:47,058
Sorry, l'm just trying to think.
1066
01:18:47,136 --> 01:18:49,161
You can't let Goltz get
one up on you, Funke.
1067
01:18:49,238 --> 01:18:51,672
That guy is an enormous vagina.
1068
01:19:04,153 --> 01:19:05,848
Connect the dots
1069
01:19:06,288 --> 01:19:08,415
Connect them, come here
1070
01:19:14,697 --> 01:19:16,426
What are you looking at, Funke?
1071
01:19:17,066 --> 01:19:18,090
Funke, where you go?
1072
01:19:18,167 --> 01:19:22,365
These four walls.
You just stay, bounce... Like a pinball.
1073
01:19:22,438 --> 01:19:24,497
That's it. You can't run.
1074
01:19:31,513 --> 01:19:33,105
Hey, hall monitor!
1075
01:20:11,353 --> 01:20:12,650
Francesca?
1076
01:20:21,430 --> 01:20:22,761
Francesca?
1077
01:20:25,968 --> 01:20:27,401
Francesca?
1078
01:20:56,065 --> 01:20:58,329
Mathematically, it's a percentage of your life
1079
01:20:58,400 --> 01:21:02,461
Four years, 48 months, 1, 461 days
1080
01:21:03,072 --> 01:21:06,132
High school is prom, football games, boyfriends, girlfriends,
1081
01:21:06,208 --> 01:21:10,167
party at the rich kid's houseFun, simple, wholesome
1082
01:21:10,913 --> 01:21:12,972
But it's really anything but
1083
01:21:13,048 --> 01:21:15,676
High school might bethe least wholesome four years of your life
1084
01:21:15,751 --> 01:21:18,447
And there's nothing simple about it
1085
01:21:19,021 --> 01:21:21,888
High school is ugly, hard and complicated
1086
01:21:21,957 --> 01:21:25,723
As complicated as a conspiracyto assassinate the president
1087
01:21:26,128 --> 01:21:28,688
A conspiracy about to be uncovered
1088
01:21:58,927 --> 01:22:00,554
Alex Schneider and the Mullen brothers
1089
01:22:00,629 --> 01:22:04,326
had been selling prescription drugssince their sophomore year
1090
01:22:04,400 --> 01:22:08,530
The Mullens' dad was an orthopedistwith a habit of boning his patients
1091
01:22:08,604 --> 01:22:11,732
When he split with one of them, the hip doctor left his family his van
1092
01:22:11,807 --> 01:22:14,071
and a box of prescription pads
1093
01:22:14,143 --> 01:22:16,907
The brothers made duewith their inheritance
1094
01:22:19,681 --> 01:22:22,275
But the Mullens weren't competent enoughto run things on their own
1095
01:22:22,351 --> 01:22:23,477
Yo, shit biscuit!
1096
01:22:23,552 --> 01:22:26,646
These bottles aren't going to fill themselves.
1097
01:22:27,322 --> 01:22:30,291
Initially, the market foracademic performance enhancers
1098
01:22:30,359 --> 01:22:32,691
wasn't as ripe as they'd hoped
1099
01:22:32,895 --> 01:22:36,126
So like good businessmen, they created a demand
1100
01:22:37,499 --> 01:22:39,490
They sabotaged tests throughout the school,
1101
01:22:39,568 --> 01:22:43,470
targeting the studentsthey knew would fold from the pressure
1102
01:22:43,839 --> 01:22:47,673
If you erase enough bubbles, you can erase a kid's future
1103
01:22:47,743 --> 01:22:49,574
Supply and demand, son.
1104
01:22:49,645 --> 01:22:51,010
Business boomed
1105
01:22:51,780 --> 01:22:54,943
So much so that they starteddipping into student council funds
1106
01:22:55,017 --> 01:22:57,212
to use as venture capital
1107
01:22:57,953 --> 01:23:01,047
P Moore wasn't exactly Alan Greenspan,
1108
01:23:01,123 --> 01:23:03,455
but it didn't takean economic genius to figure out
1109
01:23:03,525 --> 01:23:07,484
that hundreds of dollarswere being shifted around weekly
1110
01:23:07,563 --> 01:23:09,554
Paul told Marlon what he'd discovered,
1111
01:23:09,631 --> 01:23:12,862
said he was going to put the kiboshon Alex's creative accounting
1112
01:23:12,935 --> 01:23:14,732
Marlon couldn't have that
1113
01:23:14,803 --> 01:23:18,830
Things were too good He had big plansand the president was in the way
1114
01:23:22,744 --> 01:23:25,110
He needed Paul out of the picture
1115
01:23:45,234 --> 01:23:46,565
What's going on, guys?
1116
01:23:46,635 --> 01:23:47,932
Funke...
1117
01:23:49,171 --> 01:23:52,265
You just don't know when to quit, do you?
1118
01:23:52,341 --> 01:23:54,935
Guess not. Gum?
1119
01:23:58,981 --> 01:24:02,712
Changing the answers on the SATs
so you can sell more drugs.
1120
01:24:02,784 --> 01:24:07,118
lt's clever, Marlon.
Twisted, but clever nonetheless.
1121
01:24:08,023 --> 01:24:10,583
Should make for a great story.
1122
01:24:10,659 --> 01:24:14,151
Bad move, Funke.
Open that window and bring him over.
1123
01:24:21,904 --> 01:24:23,565
Okay, here's the real story.
1124
01:24:23,639 --> 01:24:25,539
Bobby Funke made a few bad decisions,
1125
01:24:25,607 --> 01:24:28,098
lost his girlfriend,
and up and jumped out the window.
1126
01:24:28,177 --> 01:24:29,576
Just another tormented freshman.
1127
01:24:29,645 --> 01:24:31,545
l'm a sophomore, dick!
1128
01:24:33,582 --> 01:24:35,345
Throw his ass out.
1129
01:24:36,118 --> 01:24:38,712
- You won't do it.
- l won't?
1130
01:24:38,787 --> 01:24:40,311
These sorts of things happen all the time.
1131
01:24:40,389 --> 01:24:43,415
There's a lot of pressure
here at St. Donovan's!
1132
01:24:43,959 --> 01:24:45,324
Throw him out!
1133
01:24:47,162 --> 01:24:49,426
Fine, l'll do it myself.
1134
01:24:49,498 --> 01:24:51,432
Hey! Let him go!
1135
01:24:54,036 --> 01:24:56,231
Put him down! Delicately.
1136
01:24:56,305 --> 01:24:57,829
How the hell did they know you were here?
1137
01:24:57,906 --> 01:25:00,272
l might have made an announcement.
1138
01:25:16,491 --> 01:25:17,753
Funke.
1139
01:25:20,662 --> 01:25:23,688
Bob Woodward once saidthat the first rule of good journalism
1140
01:25:23,765 --> 01:25:27,132
is never reveal the storybefore it goes to print
1141
01:25:27,202 --> 01:25:30,501
But Woodward wasn't in lovewith Francesca Fachini
1142
01:25:30,906 --> 01:25:35,366
Before I cleared my name with the school, I had to clear it with her
1143
01:25:36,478 --> 01:25:39,174
I had to tell her I'd figured it all out
1144
01:25:45,954 --> 01:25:48,081
Turns out, I hadn't
1145
01:26:00,068 --> 01:26:02,195
You played me, Francesca
1146
01:26:04,072 --> 01:26:05,869
You played Paul
1147
01:26:07,809 --> 01:26:10,243
You played the whole damn school.
1148
01:26:11,179 --> 01:26:13,443
Look out! Look out! Look out!
1149
01:26:13,782 --> 01:26:16,774
l need everybody to file out of this office.
1150
01:26:17,119 --> 01:26:19,917
Everybody except you five.
1151
01:26:19,988 --> 01:26:22,980
The five of you are in big fucking trouble!
1152
01:26:23,525 --> 01:26:27,052
Stay right here, get out of my way!
You, too, bonehead.
1153
01:26:28,063 --> 01:26:30,691
You'll never understand why l did it.
1154
01:26:34,836 --> 01:26:37,270
Nobody's misunderstood, Francesca.
1155
01:26:38,006 --> 01:26:41,703
lt's just what people say
when they don't like who they are.
1156
01:26:45,981 --> 01:26:47,608
Bobby, wait.
1157
01:26:52,254 --> 01:26:55,223
Forget it, Funke. lt's high school.
1158
01:26:56,305 --> 01:27:56,220
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