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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:44,850 I've heard people say that life is like a river. 2 00:00:46,040 --> 00:00:47,963 And we're all just tiny minnows 3 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:51,283 struggling through the freeze, the thaw and the flow. 4 00:00:54,440 --> 00:00:56,920 Sometimes it's a momentous event, 5 00:00:57,000 --> 00:01:00,322 a birth or a death that causes the currents to shift. 6 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:05,767 And sometimes it's something as simple as 7 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:07,888 your best friend going home early one night. 8 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:21,604 What the fuck is wrong with you? 9 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:24,763 What is wrong with me for ever fucking being with you! 10 00:01:24,840 --> 00:01:27,241 - Listen... - You make me so mad! 11 00:01:27,320 --> 00:01:29,766 Will you listen to me? Please. 12 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:31,729 Sleep in the fucking greenhouse. 13 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:11,043 Dad. 14 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:13,851 Hey! Look who's still up. 15 00:02:13,920 --> 00:02:15,649 Where's your best bud Teddy? 16 00:02:15,720 --> 00:02:17,290 He went home hours ago. 17 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:18,327 He did, huh? 18 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:20,923 Here, sit down. Join me. 19 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:22,490 Take a load off, my man. 20 00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:24,528 Okay. 21 00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:26,921 I bet you're wondering why Mom has me out here, huh? 22 00:02:27,040 --> 00:02:27,848 Mmm. 23 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:30,850 Well, can I tell you something, hmm? 24 00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:33,327 I'd like to talk to another guy. 25 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:36,881 You know mommy's friend, Mrs. Donahue, 26 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:38,405 Did you know she's pregnant? 27 00:02:38,480 --> 00:02:40,289 Hmm? She's gonna have a baby. 28 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:41,247 Oh. 29 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:44,130 The trouble is you know who made her pregnant? 30 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:48,407 Me. 31 00:02:48,520 --> 00:02:49,567 Mmm. 32 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:51,966 Is Mom pissed? 33 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:55,840 She is. I mean, she's really pissed. 34 00:02:55,920 --> 00:02:57,888 She doesn't think she wants to be married to me anymore 35 00:02:57,960 --> 00:02:59,450 and now she's gonna be even more pissed that I told you, 36 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:01,682 but I think, you know, you deserve to know the truth. 37 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:02,682 You're a big guy now. 38 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:05,290 What's gonna happen to the baby? 39 00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:09,771 Some babies are never born at all, you know? 40 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:11,842 And some babies are born, their parents take care of 'em, 41 00:03:11,960 --> 00:03:14,281 some babies, you know, somebody else raises 'em. 42 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:16,203 You know, like, uh... 43 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:18,851 What's that stupid TV show you always watch with your sister? 44 00:03:18,920 --> 00:03:21,446 With the two little black kids and the rich white guy. 45 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:22,567 Oh, Diff'rent Strokes. 46 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:24,489 Right, okay. Well they're adopted, right? 47 00:03:24,600 --> 00:03:26,682 So, you know all about that, right? 48 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:28,205 I mean, that's... 49 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:29,805 That's another thing I've been wanting to tell you, 50 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:30,961 you know, but your mom's like... 51 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:34,442 You know, it's gotta be the perfect time. 52 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:39,091 But I think that you should know, you know? 53 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:41,086 Know what? 54 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:42,969 The truth about your life. 55 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:44,371 You're adopted. 56 00:03:44,440 --> 00:03:47,250 It's not a big deal. I mean Aristotle was adopted. 57 00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:48,810 Lee Majors, you know him, 58 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:50,405 The Six Million Dollar Man, right? 59 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:51,367 He was adopted. 60 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:54,444 Tons of people are adopted and you wouldn't even know it. 61 00:03:55,640 --> 00:03:56,448 Yeah, so... 62 00:03:57,480 --> 00:03:58,527 I mean, there it is. 63 00:03:59,960 --> 00:04:02,645 Does that mean Mr. Donahue is my dad? 64 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:04,250 No! 65 00:04:04,280 --> 00:04:05,725 Champ, come here. 66 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:06,801 Come here, come here, come here. 67 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:08,450 I'm your dad for crying out loud. 68 00:04:08,560 --> 00:04:10,085 I'll be your dad forever. Get up here. 69 00:04:10,160 --> 00:04:12,367 Get up here. 70 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:13,891 Can I sleep here with you, Dad? 71 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:15,564 Oh, I'd love that. 72 00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:16,846 Mmm. 73 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:20,367 But I think your mom's pissed enough at me, don't you? 74 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:23,250 So get your butt back in bed, huh. 75 00:04:25,320 --> 00:04:27,846 You'll be here in the morning, right? 76 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:33,281 Mmm, we'll see what tomorrow brings. 77 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:47,809 I often wondered 78 00:04:47,880 --> 00:04:51,168 if Teddy hadn't left so early that night, 79 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:54,369 maybe I would never have had that conversation with my dad. 80 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:58,731 Maybe our lives would have stayed secure and naive. 81 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,923 Maybe we would never have met Eliza. 82 00:05:05,320 --> 00:05:07,368 Maybe this whole story would never have happened. 83 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:14,641 Oh, fuck! 84 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:25,130 Oh, God damn it, Teddy. 85 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:28,286 Okay. Okay. 86 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:31,600 Thanks, man. 87 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:33,887 Jesus, we have a front door, you know. 88 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:35,246 Uh, yeah, yeah. 89 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:38,291 Guess what? 90 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:41,404 - What? - My mom took off again. 91 00:05:41,480 --> 00:05:42,481 Shit. 92 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:43,800 She got shit faced last night 93 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:45,360 and then when I woke up in the morning 94 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:47,641 her and all her stuff were just gone. 95 00:05:48,320 --> 00:05:50,402 Well, I mean she'll come back. 96 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:51,242 She always does. 97 00:05:51,280 --> 00:05:54,090 Yeah, well, fuck it. I don't even care. 98 00:05:54,160 --> 00:05:56,083 I'm all about trying to get to New York now. 99 00:05:56,160 --> 00:05:57,969 My brother had the right idea. 100 00:05:58,040 --> 00:06:00,407 Well, I'm all about getting some weed. 101 00:06:00,480 --> 00:06:02,721 It's New Year's Eve and we're bone dry. 102 00:06:05,360 --> 00:06:08,284 Hey, Prudence, can I borrow 40 bucks? 103 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:09,805 What happened to your glasses, Teddy? 104 00:06:09,880 --> 00:06:11,245 I got contacts. 105 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:13,607 Oh, you looked better with glasses. 106 00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:22,649 My, uh, my brother, he was telling me about this college. 107 00:06:22,720 --> 00:06:24,643 It's like, right next to CBGB's. 108 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:26,722 It's free, it's just really hard to get in. 109 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:29,121 You know college is gonna suck just as much as high school. 110 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:30,730 Yeah, but we'll be in New York. 111 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:32,689 What's so great about New York anyway? 112 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:34,489 No parents for one. 113 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:35,846 Speak for yourself. 114 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:41,331 Oh, shit! 115 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:43,846 - What is in there? - It's resin. 116 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:46,082 I scraped it out of my mom's pipe. 117 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:47,969 Well, at least she left you something. 118 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:52,801 I think my dad's down in New York too, actually. 119 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:55,011 What? 120 00:06:55,080 --> 00:06:57,447 I thought you said your dad died. 121 00:06:57,560 --> 00:07:00,131 Yeah, that's what my mom says, but... 122 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:02,202 Well, Johnny seems to think she's full of shit. 123 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:08,131 Well, you know, this is beat. 124 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:12,366 Oh, shit. 125 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:15,682 - Check it out. - What? 126 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:23,567 What are you doing? 127 00:07:28,320 --> 00:07:30,368 Oh, dude, gross. 128 00:07:30,440 --> 00:07:32,488 Oh, yeah, it's Sandy McCoy's. 129 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:33,766 I'm telling you. 130 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:48,570 Oh, great. 131 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:50,005 Oh, it's hitting me hard. 132 00:07:50,080 --> 00:07:51,730 - Okay, I'm ready. - Wait. 133 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:53,768 Is it panty or panties? 134 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:55,171 Oh, okay, so panties is plural... 135 00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:56,844 Shut up and take it. 136 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:14,366 Hey, Mom. 137 00:08:14,440 --> 00:08:15,441 Hey, Mrs. H. 138 00:08:16,680 --> 00:08:17,681 Hey, guys. 139 00:08:18,280 --> 00:08:20,521 Mom, can I get a loan? 140 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:22,284 I already gave you your birthday present. 141 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:23,885 Yeah, but I spent it. 142 00:08:23,960 --> 00:08:24,847 Your father called again, 143 00:08:24,920 --> 00:08:26,888 that girl Eliza will be here at 6:05 now. 144 00:08:26,960 --> 00:08:28,166 She's taking a different bus. 145 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:29,765 Who's Eliza? 146 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:31,126 Eliza Caplan. 147 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:32,326 The ballerina's daughter. 148 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:34,721 Who's a ballerina? My dad's girlfriend. 149 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:36,325 Apparently Eliza was up at a ski trip 150 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:38,448 with some prep school girls. 151 00:08:38,520 --> 00:08:40,284 She's making a pit stop here before heading 152 00:08:40,360 --> 00:08:41,600 home after midnight. 153 00:08:41,680 --> 00:08:43,444 That's even more of a reason I'll need some money. 154 00:08:43,520 --> 00:08:45,522 Well, let's hope your dad sent her with some. 155 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:47,409 You know, I don't even know why he sent her. 156 00:08:47,480 --> 00:08:48,970 I don't know her. 157 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:51,281 Well, maybe he's finally reaching out to you 158 00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:54,125 without getting his own hands dirty, of course. 159 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:57,010 You know my dad is an absolute fucking asshole! 160 00:08:57,080 --> 00:08:58,605 I mean, what, I've seen him a few times 161 00:08:58,680 --> 00:09:00,808 in the last seven years? 162 00:09:00,880 --> 00:09:03,486 And out of nowhere he sends this fucking girl. 163 00:09:03,560 --> 00:09:06,882 Yeah, I mean like, your average Manhattan girl is 164 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:09,486 way hotter than the cream of the crop here in Lintonburg, so... 165 00:09:09,560 --> 00:09:10,686 Dude. 166 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:17,844 You think that's... I don't know. 167 00:09:21,640 --> 00:09:23,847 Excuse me are you, uh, are you Eliza? 168 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:27,448 Which one of you is Jude? 169 00:09:28,760 --> 00:09:31,047 That would be, uh, me. 170 00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:32,610 You don't look like a Prudence. 171 00:09:33,400 --> 00:09:36,244 Oh, uh, no, Prudence, uh... 172 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:37,446 She's at home, I'm Teddy. 173 00:09:37,520 --> 00:09:39,249 What's on your face, Teddy? 174 00:09:39,320 --> 00:09:41,687 Is that some sort of Dracula skate punk thing, uh... 175 00:09:41,760 --> 00:09:43,444 Oh, right, um... 176 00:09:43,560 --> 00:09:46,769 It's, we get it from... We huffed turpentine. 177 00:09:46,840 --> 00:09:48,046 Shit. 178 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:50,441 That is like, that's sad. 179 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:56,243 Happy New Year! 180 00:09:58,080 --> 00:09:59,241 Wow! 181 00:09:59,320 --> 00:10:00,924 Welcome to exciting Lintonburg. 182 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:04,288 Yeah, this should be interesting, right? 183 00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:07,762 You know we should probably just crash Tory Ventura's party. 184 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:09,001 I mean, he's a total douche, 185 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:11,162 but he is a major drug connection. 186 00:10:11,240 --> 00:10:12,366 Everyone goes. 187 00:10:12,440 --> 00:10:14,408 Yeah, unfortunately it'll be filled with 188 00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:16,244 like, jocks and metal heads, I don't know 189 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:17,651 if your boyfriend's one of those, but... 190 00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:19,728 No, uh... No, I don't have a boyfriend 191 00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:22,121 and if I did he wouldn't be a jock or a metal head. 192 00:10:24,680 --> 00:10:26,921 So you guys strike me as Misfits fans. 193 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,081 - Yeah. - Yes. 194 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:29,730 - Yeah. - No, we love Misfits. 195 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:31,689 I mean, we're into all kinds of hardcore, 196 00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:32,170 but, uh... 197 00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:34,441 Are you? Nice. 198 00:10:34,520 --> 00:10:36,443 Uh, my brother actually has a band 199 00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:38,568 in the East Village, it's uh, Army of One. 200 00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:40,085 They're like hardcore but they're also like, 201 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:41,281 Straight Edge. 202 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:42,725 What's Straight Edge? 203 00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:45,246 It's a whole other scene, no drugs, no sex, no meat, 204 00:10:45,320 --> 00:10:46,924 like drinking or weed... Boring. 205 00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:47,927 - Basically. - Yeah. 206 00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:48,962 That's pretty boring. 207 00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:50,769 But, uh, their music's pretty awesome. 208 00:10:50,840 --> 00:10:53,047 I saw the Misfits once at Irving Plaza when I was 11. 209 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:56,966 It was my first show with the Necros and the Beastie Boys. 210 00:10:57,040 --> 00:10:59,281 You went to a show when you were 11? 211 00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:01,169 Yeah, I mean I didn't go alone. 212 00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:02,571 Who did you go with? 213 00:11:02,680 --> 00:11:03,841 Your dad. 214 00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:05,285 He put me on his shoulders. 215 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:07,761 I could see everything. It was such a good show. 216 00:11:11,160 --> 00:11:11,968 Christ! 217 00:11:12,040 --> 00:11:13,644 Look, how long are you gonna keep writing, huh? 218 00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:14,403 It's New Year's Eve. 219 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:16,124 No, I've got to finish Eliza's essay 220 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:17,690 for the Taft Academy. 221 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:19,603 Yeah, well shouldn't she do that herself, hmm? 222 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:20,806 She did. 223 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:23,360 And she answered the question about her future goals 224 00:11:23,440 --> 00:11:27,331 with a 250-word essay on her ambitions to be a makeup artist. 225 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:29,641 - Mmm. - Written in eyeliner. 226 00:11:29,720 --> 00:11:31,643 I applaud her creativity. Yeah. 227 00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:33,210 - You would. - Mmm. 228 00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:37,528 You got any New Year resolutions, Princess Di? 229 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:39,602 - Yes. - What are they? 230 00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:42,049 To stop dating my dealer. 231 00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:43,167 Why would you do that? 232 00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:44,480 With me you get the whole package. 233 00:11:44,560 --> 00:11:48,042 Sex and drugs, huh. Oh, yeah I forgot. 234 00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:52,808 ...clocks, and then 1988! 235 00:12:02,040 --> 00:12:04,327 I wonder how Eliza's doing in Vermont. 236 00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:06,801 She's doing great. Mmm. 237 00:12:06,880 --> 00:12:09,486 Well, if your children are anything like their father 238 00:12:09,560 --> 00:12:10,846 I should be very worried. 239 00:12:10,920 --> 00:12:12,410 Mmm, my kids are good eggs. 240 00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:14,562 You'd have to actually be around them 241 00:12:14,640 --> 00:12:15,766 to know that, wouldn't you? 242 00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:17,450 Well, I've been around your daughter for years 243 00:12:17,520 --> 00:12:19,602 and let me tell you something. 244 00:12:19,680 --> 00:12:21,364 She is no delicate flower. 245 00:12:23,880 --> 00:12:25,450 Dude, did I piss you off before when 246 00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:27,010 I said that thing about your dad? 247 00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:29,568 Why would I be pissed at you? 248 00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:31,244 It's not your fault my dad's a prick. 249 00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:34,889 Les is not a prick, all right? 250 00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:37,361 I actually think he feels extremely bad about everything. 251 00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:38,646 What's everything? 252 00:12:39,560 --> 00:12:41,449 Deserting you, uh... 253 00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:42,885 Not being there for you guys. 254 00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:44,325 You should have seen him at Christmas. 255 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:45,640 He got drunk, all right, 256 00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:48,405 and he was outside on the balcony crying like a baby. 257 00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:50,400 It was right after he talked to you on the phone. 258 00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:54,047 You were standing there when I talked to my dad? 259 00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:56,009 He was in my apartment. 260 00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:57,641 I mean, don't you think it's sad though? 261 00:12:57,680 --> 00:13:01,207 No, what's sad is how he sent you to be his little messenger. 262 00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:03,166 Oh, my God. 263 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:04,844 Les would never do that. 264 00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:07,048 In fact, he called me a drama queen 265 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,600 and a sad story addict for wanting to come. 266 00:13:09,680 --> 00:13:12,604 No, you know my dad is a sad fucking story. 267 00:13:12,680 --> 00:13:14,409 Not me, all right? 268 00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:21,089 Whoo! 269 00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:24,450 Did I say something? 270 00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:25,931 No. I'll be right back, okay? 271 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,411 Can you hold this? 272 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:34,290 Jude! 273 00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:37,721 Oh, shit. 274 00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:43,204 Whose car is this, man? 275 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:46,844 Who cares? 276 00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:51,526 Jude, are you just gonna sit there 277 00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:53,244 and be pissed off at the world? 278 00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:56,011 Eliza was just trying to be nice. 279 00:13:56,080 --> 00:13:58,367 She was also being pretty fucking nosey. 280 00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:00,847 Yeah, but she's also pretty fucking pretty. 281 00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:02,922 Right? You've got to admit. 282 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,650 She's pretty enough. 283 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:05,482 Enough? 284 00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:06,931 Wow, you're picky. 285 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:10,491 You think she's hot, don't you? 286 00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:11,322 You got a boner for her, huh? 287 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:12,805 Will you stop, asshole? Oh! Oh! Oh! 288 00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:15,565 Dude! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! What? 289 00:14:15,640 --> 00:14:16,801 Dude! 290 00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:18,370 I lost my contact, man. 291 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,920 Aw, shit. I spent all my money on that. 292 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:24,685 Uh... 293 00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:26,564 Oh, wait. Wait, is this it? 294 00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:28,606 Jesus, you found it. 295 00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:32,007 I'm gonna find the bathroom. 296 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,520 Are you gonna come back to the party? 297 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:47,811 Teddy! 298 00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:49,848 There you are. I've missed you, baby. 299 00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:51,684 - Hey, Annabelle. - Annabelle? 300 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:53,444 Yeah, keep going just go. 301 00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:55,010 Where are you going? 302 00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:05,726 Oh, my God, that guy was totally about to maul me. 303 00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:06,523 Did you see that? 304 00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:12,651 Why are you looking at me like that? 305 00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:15,160 Is that coke? 306 00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:18,447 You can't be that country. 307 00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:20,130 Have you never done it before? 308 00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:22,609 I, uh, snorted some 309 00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:24,444 ground up chalk as a joke once. 310 00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:28,725 Well, your luck's about to change. 311 00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:35,806 Oh, yeah. 312 00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:39,566 Oh, shit! 313 00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:41,130 Whoa, whoa. 314 00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:43,402 Oh, shit! 315 00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:44,646 - Fucker! - Oh, I'm sorry! 316 00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:46,131 What the fuck are you doing in my car, huh? 317 00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:47,201 I didn't! No, I wasn't! 318 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,327 You touching my herb in my car? 319 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:49,561 You fucking leaf thief! I wasn't! 320 00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:52,371 Have you lost your fucking mind, Judy? 321 00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:56,766 Uh... 322 00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:58,649 Jude so hates my guts, doesn't he? 323 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:03,050 And I came here to be friends and as usual I've screwed it up. 324 00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:06,242 No. 325 00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:08,890 Jude's actually really sweet. 326 00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:10,928 He just doesn't like to show it. 327 00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:14,323 Something tells me you're the sweet one. 328 00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:22,446 What's this? 329 00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:24,966 Oh, it's um, it's a token for the subway. 330 00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:26,326 Get out! 331 00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:29,523 Yeah, uh, my brother gave it to me. 332 00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:31,045 It's supposed to be good luck. 333 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:32,565 I'm sure. 334 00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:36,922 Hey, can I ask like a weird favor? 335 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:37,967 Depends. 336 00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:42,807 If I gave you his address, could you go see him 337 00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:44,760 and get him to call me? He doesn't have a phone. 338 00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:48,090 Are you Indian? 339 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:49,491 What? 340 00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:51,085 Uh, yeah... 341 00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:52,127 Half. 342 00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:54,561 Uh, Gandhi not Geronimo. 343 00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:58,042 You have the most amazing eyelashes. 344 00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:01,567 Like the women in the Bollywood movies. 345 00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:02,766 Thank you. 346 00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:12,884 There. 347 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:14,325 I like that better. 348 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:15,811 Oh, it doesn't matter to me. 349 00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:18,565 I can't see anything anyway. My contact fell out. 350 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:20,962 And where is it? 351 00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:22,881 In my hand. 352 00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:31,121 Wait, what are you doing? 353 00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:33,326 I'm getting it moist. 354 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:35,562 Come here. 355 00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:40,481 Which eye is it? 356 00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:52,361 Is it in? 357 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:54,407 Think so. 358 00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:56,486 I think so too. 359 00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:23,161 On! On, my God. 360 00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:31,246 Oh, fuck. 361 00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:34,210 Ahhh! 362 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:37,523 Three, two, one, Happy New Year! 363 00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:42,006 Jude! 364 00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:45,047 - Jude! - I'm fucking over here! 365 00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:47,167 Jesus! 366 00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:51,291 You okay, man? 367 00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:53,528 - Untie me. - Jesus. 368 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:54,726 What happened? 369 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,529 Oh, shit! What the fuck happened? 370 00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:57,362 Oh, my God! 371 00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:58,640 Let me get this out. 372 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:14,203 Where were you guys all that time? 373 00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:15,930 Uh, just, you know, talking. 374 00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:19,243 Did she say anything about me? 375 00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:21,209 No. No. 376 00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:22,884 Just that maybe that you hated her. 377 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:26,325 I don't hate her. 378 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:27,970 This whole night is just fucked up. 379 00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:31,046 Pretty pissed, huh? 380 00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:51,561 Sure you okay? 381 00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:54,524 Yes. 382 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:57,171 We can begin with the panties again if you want, man. 383 00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:00,807 No, I have a better idea. Come here. 384 00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:07,646 What are you doing? 385 00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:10,370 Freon, dude. 386 00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:11,726 It's free. 387 00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:16,288 You sure you know what you're doing, man? 388 00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:18,050 Yes, I've done it before. 389 00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:19,849 I kind of just wanna go home. 390 00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:21,649 - Jude". - Jesus! 391 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:22,846 Stop being a pussy. 392 00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:26,446 You owe me. 393 00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:31,650 Okay. 394 00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:35,041 Okay. 395 00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:38,770 I think we're good. 396 00:20:58,520 --> 00:20:59,760 Dude, dude! 397 00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:03,365 Take it! 398 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:05,766 Oh! 399 00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:06,841 Oh, my God! 400 00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:14,167 Oh! 401 00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:26,491 Happy New Year's. 402 00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:27,721 You're a dick. 403 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,128 - It felt good. - Oh, shit! 404 00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:57,525 Hey. 405 00:21:57,600 --> 00:21:59,921 What the hell are you two doing out here? 406 00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:04,922 Jude! 407 00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:08,887 Jude! 408 00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:12,251 You Okay? 409 00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:14,681 Are you okay? 410 00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:16,966 What is it? 411 00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:22,531 Oh, my God! 412 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,331 On, Teddy. 413 00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:26,891 Teddy, wake up, honey! 414 00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:29,564 Teddy, Teddy, honey, wake up! 415 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:30,482 Teddy! 416 00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:33,201 Stay here, I'm gonna... 417 00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:35,242 Don't move. Jude, don't move, okay? 418 00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:36,606 Don't move. 419 00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:39,331 I'm gonna call an ambulance. 420 00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:01,962 Jude. 421 00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:34,649 And a happy New Year's Day, New York. 422 00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:37,883 Here's to your hangover with this classic from Traffic. 423 00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:05,080 Jesus Christ. 424 00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:12,405 Lester's pad. 425 00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:16,491 Hey, Harriet. 426 00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:17,567 How'd it go? 427 00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:18,880 You and Eliza have fun? 428 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,525 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what? 429 00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:23,850 What? Who? 430 00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:31,846 Oh, my God! 431 00:24:36,360 --> 00:24:38,647 What you want, baby? I got what you need. 432 00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:55,401 Who are you looking for? 433 00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:02,242 I'm looking for Johnny. 434 00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:03,765 His brother Teddy sent me. 435 00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:06,642 You just found him. 436 00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:08,602 You want a cigarette? 437 00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:11,283 No, I'm Straight Edge and Krishna. 438 00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:13,361 Wow. 439 00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:16,249 That's, uh, quite a double bill. 440 00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:17,082 Well, not really. 441 00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:20,204 They complement each other perfectly. 442 00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:22,886 Clean living, transformation, and transcendence. 443 00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:24,966 It's funny you, uh, 444 00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:27,407 having a brother that's like completely opposite you. 445 00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:32,806 We have different fathers but we're more alike than we look. 446 00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:34,928 Yeah, I don't really even know him that well. 447 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,445 We just met actually. 448 00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:38,124 So, you got no phone in your place? 449 00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:40,646 I've got no nothing in my place. I'm squatting. 450 00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:43,884 Rise and shine, Louie. 451 00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:44,847 Need to use the phone. 452 00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:45,762 All right, Johnny. 453 00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:49,682 Jesus, you all right? Yeah, thanks, man. 454 00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:04,244 Mom? 455 00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:05,242 What are you home now? 456 00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:07,486 Where the hell have you been? 457 00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:10,520 What? 458 00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:17,525 What the fuck are you saying? 459 00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:26,405 This is all your fault. 460 00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:28,361 This is all your fault. 461 00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:29,561 You fucking cunt! 462 00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:38,890 For the Lord does not abandon anyone forever. 463 00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:42,567 The book of Jude tells us that when Christ reappears, 464 00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:44,210 he will not be alone. 465 00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:47,887 But instead surrounded by 10,000 saints. 466 00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:51,884 Let us take comfort in knowing that today 467 00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:55,646 this number becomes 10,001. 468 00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:03,211 Who's "TM"? 469 00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:05,564 Just a boy who died. 470 00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:19,688 Jude! 471 00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:23,243 Is he ever gonna go back to school? 472 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,047 Hey. 473 00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:56,207 It's me! 474 00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:02,128 Whoo! 475 00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:06,603 I hope I didn't alarm you. 476 00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:09,684 I just thought maybe it'd be good if we had a few, 477 00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:11,842 few seconds before the girls knew I'm here, huh. 478 00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:15,125 Nice. 479 00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:16,850 What the fuck are you doing here? 480 00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:17,967 Come to kidnap you. 481 00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:21,448 What did you... What's with your hair? 482 00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:22,282 Huh? 483 00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:30,529 I'm sorry about your buddy, Teddy, you know. 484 00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:32,007 You hardly knew him. 485 00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:33,844 Yeah, but I'm still sorry, you know. 486 00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:40,681 You got weed in here? 487 00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:42,527 Maybe. 488 00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:43,681 Maybe. Come on, don't bullshit me. 489 00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:44,886 Where is it? Let me see it. 490 00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:53,366 Mmm. 491 00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:01,166 Ugh! 492 00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:03,208 Where did you get this ditch weed? 493 00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:04,441 I stole it. 494 00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:06,443 Yeah, well stealing's not cool, Jude. 495 00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:08,249 It's not cool at all. All right? 496 00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:11,722 From now on, you're only smoking your dad's shit. 497 00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:14,601 Phew! 498 00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:21,363 What did you mean when you said you were here to kidnap me? 499 00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:23,363 I'm rescuing you. 500 00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:24,566 Taking you to the Big Apple. 501 00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:26,324 And why would I go with you? 502 00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:28,482 I'm offering you Manhattan, champ. 503 00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:30,005 Don't play hard to get. 504 00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:34,605 Would I have to go to school? 505 00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:36,250 Afraid so. 506 00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:38,448 Well, fuck that. I'm never going back. 507 00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:40,568 Except for, I mean, driver's ed, but... 508 00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:41,846 Okay, New York public schools blow anyway. 509 00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:42,887 You're safer on the street. 510 00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:44,450 But you're gonna have to have gainful employment 511 00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:45,800 and promise not to tell your mom. 512 00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:48,480 When will we leave? 513 00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:51,566 Tomorrow morning. 514 00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:55,325 Don't you just feel the bad vibes in this place? 515 00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:56,322 Seriously. 516 00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:58,204 Pack up your shit, huh? 517 00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:00,009 I'm gonna go say hi to your mom. 518 00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:01,650 Good talking to you. 519 00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:02,960 You know what? Fuck you! 520 00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:06,401 Uh... 521 00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:08,801 Hey, hold on a second. Prudence, my baby girl, hi! 522 00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:11,963 Um... 523 00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:13,081 What are you doing here? 524 00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:14,207 Look at you. 525 00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:17,090 Growing up into a stone-cold fox. 526 00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:20,521 Uh, I'll be off in a couple of secs, okay? 527 00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:22,090 Yeah, I'm back. Sorry. 528 00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:25,084 No, that, yeah, that's what I'm saying. 529 00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:28,687 Mmm-hmm. 530 00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:41,369 Mmm... 531 00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:43,850 Hello, Les. 532 00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:46,048 - Remember me? - Yeah, hello. 533 00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:47,241 How long have you been here? 534 00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:49,248 Damn you look good, huh. 535 00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:52,529 Long enough to have a successful father-son reunion. 536 00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:54,443 Really? It went well? Yeah, yeah. No, it went great. 537 00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:56,045 We're gonna leave in the morning. 538 00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:58,407 I figure you might make us something delicious, you know? 539 00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:00,767 And then, maybe I crash with you? 540 00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:02,171 Oh, really? For the night, yeah. 541 00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:04,288 Is that the plan? That's the plan, yeah. 542 00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:06,806 Thinking you wouldn't have worn that patchouli, 543 00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:08,644 if you didn't want a little bit of Lester. 544 00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:09,841 Come on! 545 00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:11,126 Stop, please! 546 00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:25,607 Les. 547 00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:29,087 Come on, wake up. Flashback's over. 548 00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:29,843 Mmm... 549 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:32,445 I thought we were gonna have a lost weekend. 550 00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:33,601 Oh, no. 551 00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:34,761 I've had enough of those to last a lifetime. 552 00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:35,921 - One more time. - No. 553 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,525 You have a long road ahead of you. 554 00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:39,204 - Come on, come on. - Get up. 555 00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:40,520 It'll only take another second. 556 00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:42,324 Your son is packed and ready to go. 557 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:44,050 Harriet, come on, come on, come on. 558 00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:44,882 Baby. 559 00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:43,886 This place is a shoebox. 560 00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:46,691 Yeah, well it's a rent controlled shoebox. 561 00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:48,524 I got it off this lady friend of mine 562 00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:51,080 who went back to her husband. 563 00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:54,369 The one you got pregnant and left your family for? 564 00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:56,283 Uh, no. 565 00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:57,725 A different one. 566 00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:59,484 She never had that kid, by the way. 567 00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:01,482 What about Eliza's mom? 568 00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:04,250 Did you break up that marriage too? 569 00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:05,731 Uh, no. 570 00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:07,962 Eliza's dad dropped dead of a heart attack 571 00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:09,565 when she was about... 572 00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:10,880 Three. 573 00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:13,725 He was some kind of fancy pants lawyer I think. 574 00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:15,165 Eliza's dad, 575 00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:16,082 Teddy, 576 00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:18,766 the almost-Donahue kid. 577 00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:21,889 It's almost as easy to not be here as it is to be here. 578 00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:23,041 Yeah, pretty much. 579 00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:24,929 Okay, I cleaned this off for you. 580 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:26,650 Okay, this is your domain. 581 00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:27,926 No pets. 582 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:29,604 Otherwise anything goes. 583 00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:34,687 How about a little pack-a-lolo before unpacking? 584 00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:35,568 Hmm? 585 00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:38,285 - That's fine with me. - Yeah? 586 00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:41,011 This is one of your mother's finest. 587 00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:42,451 I call her Gertrude. 588 00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:44,807 "Hamlet, cast thy knighted color off." 589 00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:47,970 I guess you can see why. 590 00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:50,486 Eliza's mom won't spend time here, huh? 591 00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:52,244 Would you hold this for a sec? 592 00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:55,130 It's all part of my master plan. 593 00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:59,967 These are tips that you need to learn on your way to manhood. 594 00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:01,690 Truthfully you'll probably be pulling a lot of ass 595 00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:03,091 now that you're a New Yorker. 596 00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:06,210 Did I already tell you that I have a handgun? 597 00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:07,520 You're serious? 598 00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:08,601 Yeah, yeah. .38 Special, 599 00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:10,125 it's right underneath the kitchen sink there. 600 00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:12,328 His name's McQueen, but don't ever touch it, 601 00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:13,686 unless I tell you to. 602 00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:15,000 Why would you tell me to? 603 00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:17,970 I guess we should probably talk about curfew, right? 604 00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:19,166 What curfew? 605 00:34:19,240 --> 00:34:20,321 Exactly. 606 00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:22,084 As long as you demonstrate that you are somewhat 607 00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:24,686 in control of your faculties, all right? 608 00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:27,809 As long as you return at night from wherever it is you go, 609 00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:31,123 I am willing to forgo any curfew. 610 00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:33,248 Is Mom cool with all this? 611 00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:34,845 If you stay out of trouble, 612 00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:36,524 your mother doesn't need to know everything. 613 00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:38,090 She seems to be of the opinion that 614 00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:39,810 this is some kind of rehab clinic. 615 00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:42,087 Which it clearly is not. 616 00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:52,407 Understood? 617 00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:56,370 Understood. 618 00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:57,771 Glad to hear it. 619 00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:15,971 Eliza! 620 00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:18,965 I've got good news. 621 00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:20,926 Les' son is in town, 622 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:22,126 and we're all having dinner tonight, 623 00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:25,204 which is, you know, I... I think's a really good thing. 624 00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:26,691 I'm in the shower. 625 00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:34,804 You see, Diane used to be a world-class ballerina. 626 00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:37,042 And the thing about ballerinas is, 627 00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:39,088 when they're dancing, they do a ton of blow. 628 00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:42,243 And when they're retired, they smoke a ton of grass. 629 00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:44,004 So that's how you met her? 630 00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:46,726 Yeah, well, no, actually I was dating her friend first... 631 00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:48,370 Hello. 632 00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:49,726 Thank you. 633 00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:54,601 Hi. We have a table for... 634 00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:57,726 Oh, hey, hey! 635 00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:00,330 Ladies... 636 00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:02,448 Hi. Come and join us for a drink. 637 00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:04,329 - Look at you. - Hi. 638 00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:05,765 How are you? 639 00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:08,090 Jude! 640 00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:11,130 Well, we're all just so thrilled 641 00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:13,601 you're here with us in New York, aren't we Eliza? 642 00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:15,841 Eliza, come on, 643 00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:17,684 you've been whining about meeting my kids forever 644 00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:20,889 and now one of them finally materializes and you check out. 645 00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:22,769 I'm not checking out, okay? 646 00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:26,128 How do you like it so far in New York? 647 00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:28,646 Oh, it's so much better than Vermont. 648 00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:30,324 And the music's great too. 649 00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:31,961 And what kind of music do you listen to? 650 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:33,604 Hardcore mostly. 651 00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:35,762 Hardcore... 652 00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:38,087 Is that one you know, Eliza? 653 00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:39,446 Eliza knows it. 654 00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:41,409 And she even saw The Misfits in concert. 655 00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:42,288 Right, Dad? 656 00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:44,010 And what does it sound like? 657 00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:47,248 Um, have you ever heard of punk? 658 00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:50,124 Darling, I'm from England. 659 00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:51,725 What do you mean, The Clash, the Sex Pistols? 660 00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:54,565 It's kind of, but a huge scene in New York right now is. 661 00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:58,326 Straight Edge, which basically means no drinking, no drugs, 662 00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:01,961 and, uh, just not being promiscuous. 663 00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:04,281 In the old days we called that "square." 664 00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:06,328 I'm not square, Dad. Yeah, well... 665 00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:07,481 Some of them are recovering addicts. 666 00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:08,482 Mmm-hmm. 667 00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:10,961 Some of them have parents who are addicts. 668 00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:15,401 Well, do you know what, I think that sounds 669 00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:19,201 like a fabulous organization, don't you, Eliza? 670 00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:21,408 Fabulous, darling. 671 00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:22,481 Eliza. 672 00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:26,367 Teddy's brother is in a really popular Straight Edge band. 673 00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:27,407 - Is he? - I'm trying to find out 674 00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:28,641 where he lives. 675 00:37:28,720 --> 00:37:29,801 Well, that shouldn't be too difficult, 676 00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:30,961 doesn't his mother know where he lives? 677 00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:33,361 Oh, his mother's nice but... She's crazy. 678 00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:35,847 Off her rocker, yeah, that too, right? 679 00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:38,920 Do you have, um, some more sake? 680 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:40,684 Yes, I'm dying for some more sake. 681 00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:42,444 Let's get some immediately. 682 00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:45,330 Excuse me, hi, could we have another large sake, please? 683 00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:47,243 You have Johnny's address? 684 00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:49,448 That's right by us. I mean, it's a fourth tier hell, 685 00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:51,204 but I'll take you over there if you want. 686 00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:52,805 This is Teddy's handwriting. 687 00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:54,245 How'd you get this? 688 00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:56,368 Yes, how did you get that, darling? 689 00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:58,886 Excuse me, I need to use the restroom. 690 00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:30,121 Feels weird that she got to Johnny's before me. 691 00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:31,770 Yeah, but now I get to show you. 692 00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:34,081 I'm the best tour guide in the world, man. 693 00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:35,286 I'll tell you everything there is to know 694 00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:38,842 about this lovely little hamlet known as Alphabet City. 695 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:43,402 Okay, the A in Avenue A stands for, "Asking." 696 00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:45,642 As in, "You're asking for it." 697 00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:49,287 The B stands for "Buddy, watch your back." 698 00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:52,125 The C stands for "Crazy." 699 00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:55,647 As in, "Are you fucking crazy?" 700 00:38:55,720 --> 00:38:58,121 And D is for "Dude, you are dead." 701 00:38:58,200 --> 00:38:59,486 What, you serious? 702 00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:00,766 I'm absolutely serious, 703 00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:04,003 but the road to hell is paved with some fun along the way. 704 00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:05,969 Like check this out, right, you see this right here? 705 00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:07,929 Does that ring a bell? Not really. 706 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,889 Album cover to Led Zeppelin's Physical Graffiti. 707 00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:11,485 - Oh, shit! - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 708 00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:13,881 You got Lenny Bruce's apartment somewhere down here 709 00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:15,769 and Abbie Hoffman was somewhere up here. 710 00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:18,764 Back a block, you got the most famous bathhouse in the world. 711 00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:20,683 Bathhouse? Yeah, it's like a place where 712 00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:23,445 dudes like to soap each other up and get crazy, you know. 713 00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:24,362 That's gross. 714 00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:25,885 Yeah, that's what the city thought too, 715 00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:27,325 that's why they shut it down, man. 716 00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:29,323 AIDS is changing everything around here. 717 00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:34,329 Look how lucky we are, you know? 718 00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:38,200 World-renowned Tompkins Square Park is right outside our door. 719 00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:41,204 Doesn't look, uh, very park-like. 720 00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:42,486 You sound like all the yuppies 721 00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:43,561 who want to get the homeless out of here 722 00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:45,051 and make it look pretty. 723 00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:46,167 Like that's going to happen. 724 00:39:46,240 --> 00:39:49,767 Well, don't be so sure, champ, money's got a big mouth. 725 00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:52,889 All right, this is you, this is your block. 726 00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:54,166 Should be right down there. 727 00:39:54,240 --> 00:39:55,924 Yeah, but this is about as far as I'll go, 728 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:57,525 it's too dangerous. 729 00:39:58,920 --> 00:39:59,887 Well, thanks, Dad. 730 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,121 Don't worry, you'll be fine. 731 00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:02,605 - Thanks a lot. - Okay. 732 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,207 Jude, run! Run! 733 00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:14,320 Keep running, white boy. 734 00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:16,806 FUCK you! 735 00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:38,122 Hey, Johnny, it's, uh... It's Jude, Teddy's friend. 736 00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:41,640 I just moved here with my dad. 737 00:40:41,720 --> 00:40:44,769 Thought you know, uh... 738 00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:48,362 You made it out of Vermont, buddy. 739 00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:49,362 Come here, man. 740 00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:54,330 It's like a little piece of Teddy just walked in my door. 741 00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:00,364 Guys, guys. 742 00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:02,727 Meet Jude K-Horn. 743 00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:04,484 He's a kid from my old hood who just relocated 744 00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:07,484 to live with his drug-dealer dad. 745 00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:09,130 He was my brother's best friend. 746 00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:10,770 It says everything about him. 747 00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:12,971 Hey. 748 00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:14,485 - Hey, what's up. - Hey, man. 749 00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:15,243 Here, sit down. 750 00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:18,404 Cool dragon tattoo, man. Thanks. 751 00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:21,370 Yeah, Johnny's masterpiece. 752 00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:24,011 He's an artist with a needle or a sharpie. 753 00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:29,289 So, uh, Jude, tell me... 754 00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:34,844 Word is that daddy's weed is pretty out-of-this-world, huh? 755 00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:36,763 Yeah, no, it's incredible. 756 00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:38,490 Oh, excellent. 757 00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:40,560 How long do you plan to exist in the greatest city 758 00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:42,648 in the world like a fucked up zombie? 759 00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:44,406 Indefinitely? 760 00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:47,806 Gentlemen. 761 00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:49,962 Army of one has just inherited their first 762 00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:51,565 official charity case. 763 00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:52,766 - Whoo! - Yeah! 764 00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:57,643 Oh, whoa, wait. What are you doing? 765 00:41:57,720 --> 00:41:58,642 Well, you still play, don't you? 766 00:41:58,720 --> 00:42:00,245 I mean, a little, but... 767 00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:01,890 Yeah, okay, let's see what you got, Vermont. 768 00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:04,930 We'll start at the basics. Minor Threat. 769 00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:01,329 Darling, do you like this shade of red? 770 00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:06,847 Just bought it at Saks and I'm not sure it's my color. 771 00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:08,524 - Looks fine. - Really? 772 00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:13,801 We've got to go shopping when I get back. 773 00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:16,326 They've got some really cute new things for spring, you know. 774 00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:17,606 Right. 775 00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:23,161 Okay, darling, well the car's downstairs. 776 00:43:23,240 --> 00:43:24,366 I'm only going to be at this silly 777 00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:26,090 dance conference for three nights. 778 00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:32,443 All my contact info is on the fridge, Nina's here. 779 00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:34,363 Curfew's at 9:00, okay? Mmmhmm. 780 00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:36,281 And Les is around if you need him for anything. 781 00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:38,209 I love you. I'm going to miss you. 782 00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:40,408 You won't be lonely, will you? No. 783 00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:45,360 All right, sweetie, call me anytime, okay? 784 00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:47,207 Have fun. 785 00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:19,245 Your bag, miss. 786 00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:22,407 I'm sorry? Your handbag, miss. 787 00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:23,720 I'm just... I'm just going in here. 788 00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:25,211 It's policy. 789 00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:36,011 Fine, I'll just... I'll just go leave it in the car then. 790 00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:04,246 Hey. 791 00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:08,840 Hey. 792 00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:13,887 It feels weird that we haven't hung out, you know? 793 00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:17,123 Yeah, I know. I've been kind of preoccupied. 794 00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:19,771 Well, I'm psyched you want to check out Johnny's matinee. 795 00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:25,330 You seem so different. 796 00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:26,640 What do you mean? 797 00:45:26,720 --> 00:45:28,802 More serious. 798 00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:30,928 Well, look, I think I know how to change that. 799 00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:32,166 Check this out. 800 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:33,967 What is that? 801 00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:36,042 It's shrooms. 802 00:45:36,120 --> 00:45:37,645 I thought it'd be fun. 803 00:45:37,720 --> 00:45:39,882 And Johnny mentioned something about going to a Krishna temple, 804 00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:43,169 which could be, like, seriously trippy, you know? 805 00:45:43,240 --> 00:45:45,561 I thought you were going whole-hog Straight Edge 806 00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:47,842 with the new haircut and all, no? 807 00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:50,400 I just say that to bug my dad. 808 00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:52,721 I'm mainly into it for the music. 809 00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:54,290 Well, I don't want any. 810 00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:55,850 Come on, a little won't hurt. 811 00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:57,331 I said no, Jude! 812 00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:01,603 How come you would with Teddy, but not with me? 813 00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:04,164 What is that supposed to mean? 814 00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:05,441 You know, 815 00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:07,284 they found coke in his system. 816 00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:09,240 So I figured, he had to have gotten it from you. 817 00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:10,691 You don't even know what you're talking about. 818 00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:13,081 Why would you say something so shitty to me? 819 00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:15,049 Do you have any idea what I'm going through? 820 00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:17,043 Calm down! I just... I just thought... 821 00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:18,167 You thought what? 822 00:46:18,240 --> 00:46:21,528 I just... I just thought we could party 823 00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:23,170 a little. 824 00:46:23,240 --> 00:46:24,651 Like when Teddy was here. 825 00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:29,169 And maybe it would feel like he was still with us, you know? 826 00:46:33,240 --> 00:46:34,651 I'm sorry, Jude. 827 00:46:44,720 --> 00:46:46,245 Yeah! 828 00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:48,530 What's going on? 829 00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:57,124 We're right here with you, we're on the train going to Brooklyn. 830 00:47:57,200 --> 00:47:58,884 You'll be fine. 831 00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:01,042 Am I dead? 832 00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:02,884 We're right here with you. 833 00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:05,247 Please, God, tell me he's going to be okay. 834 00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:06,885 This can't happen to me again, 835 00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:08,200 tell me he's going to be okay. 836 00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:10,889 Am I dead? 837 00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:13,689 - Am I dead? - No, you're fine. 838 00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:14,841 You're all right. 839 00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:17,726 - Oh! - What is going on? 840 00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:20,087 Listen, you guys are both just shrooming out, okay? 841 00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:22,640 You got trampled on and she got paranoid. 842 00:48:22,720 --> 00:48:24,210 Is this your idea of fun? 843 00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:25,167 She didn't take any. 844 00:48:25,240 --> 00:48:27,208 Eliza, are you okay? 845 00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:28,042 What the fuck? 846 00:48:28,080 --> 00:48:30,811 Everything is my fault, Jude. 847 00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:33,929 I'm the one who gave Teddy coke, don't you get it? 848 00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:35,411 That's why I'm being punished. 849 00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:37,005 No, no, I made him huff 850 00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:39,447 fucking Freon, okay? 851 00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:41,927 I'm the one who needs to be punished. 852 00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:43,126 My God! 853 00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:47,764 This isn't about punishment, okay? 854 00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:50,047 I just want to stop it all. 855 00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:53,249 No more drugs, no more fucking up. 856 00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:56,401 Abstinence and restraint 857 00:48:56,480 --> 00:48:58,687 make one fit for immortality. 858 00:48:58,760 --> 00:48:59,966 That's what these people here believe, 859 00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:02,526 that's what needs to come out of all this. 860 00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:04,568 True commitment, all right? 861 00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:06,130 Commitment from you, Jude. 862 00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:07,645 - I'm ready to commit. - Yeah. 863 00:49:07,720 --> 00:49:09,006 I'm ready to stop. 864 00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:11,242 - Eliza? - I have to stop. 865 00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:13,530 Don't you two get it? 866 00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:15,762 I'm fucking pregnant. 867 00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:27,281 - Les. - Yeah. 868 00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:28,287 What's going on? 869 00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:30,402 I haven't heard from Jude in over a week. 870 00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:34,246 Harriet, Harriet, that's too much stress, too early. 871 00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:36,322 It's not healthy for you, babe. 872 00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:37,526 Not healthy at all. 873 00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:39,090 Put Jude on. 874 00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:40,400 Hold on, hold on. 875 00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:46,245 Oh, looks like he's up and at 'em. 876 00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:49,085 It's 7:00. You told me he leaves for school at 7:40. 877 00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:51,128 Yeah, well... 878 00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:53,487 Just hold on one second, okay? I got another call. 879 00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:55,085 Les. 880 00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:56,764 - Yello? - Yeah, I, um... 881 00:49:56,840 --> 00:49:58,285 I just spoke to the housekeeper 882 00:49:58,360 --> 00:50:00,931 and she told me that Eliza was out all night with Jude. 883 00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:04,163 You do know that she's on strict orders to be home by 9:00? 884 00:50:04,240 --> 00:50:07,244 Oh, yeah, well, they went to, uh... 885 00:50:07,320 --> 00:50:09,800 Uh, Johnny's show I guess, and it got late. 886 00:50:09,880 --> 00:50:11,086 Who the hell is Johnny? 887 00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:12,161 Jude's new best bud. 888 00:50:12,240 --> 00:50:14,891 You know, he's Mr. Clean, 889 00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:17,008 brainwashing my kid to stay off drugs. 890 00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:18,764 Just put her on, will you? 891 00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:19,800 She is there, isn't she? 892 00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:21,604 That's what she told the housekeeper. 893 00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:24,047 Well, yeah, look, she's just, uh... 894 00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:26,091 She's in the shower 895 00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:28,049 and so why don't I just have her call you back in 10, okay? 896 00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:29,770 Listen, I got somebody else on the other line, all right? 897 00:50:29,880 --> 00:50:33,248 Just hold on, hold on one second, yeah. 898 00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:34,242 That's good. 899 00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:38,804 Should we tell your mom? 900 00:50:38,880 --> 00:50:42,327 She'll just make me get an abortion. 901 00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:44,004 What makes you say that? 902 00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:46,410 Because she said to me, 903 00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:48,124 Eliza, darling, if you ever get pregnant, 904 00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:50,487 you're getting an abortion. 905 00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:53,723 You know, it's like Teddy died that night 906 00:50:55,720 --> 00:50:57,370 to be born again inside you. 907 00:50:58,200 --> 00:51:00,441 Yeah, that's kind of how I feel. 908 00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:05,090 Like it happened for a reason. 909 00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:09,610 But sometimes I don't know how I feel. 910 00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:13,882 "For the soul, there's neither birth nor death 911 00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:15,246 at any given time." 912 00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:17,766 What is that, the Old Testament? 913 00:51:17,840 --> 00:51:19,968 The Bhagavad Gita. 914 00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:24,770 Maybe we should tell my dad. 915 00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:26,842 He'll just tell my mom, Jude. 916 00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:28,206 We shouldn't tell anybody. 917 00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:30,690 That way we can control it. 918 00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:34,407 Well, I obviously can't keep it a secret forever. 919 00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:36,403 Yeah, but after a certain point, 920 00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:38,050 they can't take it away from you. 921 00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:41,564 And where is the baby going to live? 922 00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:44,405 I mean, are you planning on staying in school? 923 00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:47,131 You cross one bridge at a time. 924 00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:53,440 At the very least, you should see a doctor. 925 00:51:54,440 --> 00:51:56,807 I'm sure he'll ask to see an adult. 926 00:51:56,880 --> 00:51:58,245 Well, Johnny is an adult. 927 00:51:58,320 --> 00:52:00,209 From here on out, 928 00:52:00,280 --> 00:52:03,045 I'm going to be anybody Eliza needs me to be. 929 00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:07,361 We're in this together now, we're a little family. 930 00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:08,327 Right, Jude? 931 00:52:09,720 --> 00:52:10,482 Jude! 932 00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:15,044 - Jude! - Shit! 933 00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:17,361 Okay, okay, okay. 934 00:52:21,840 --> 00:52:25,481 Jude, we need to discuss this whole curfew again. 935 00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:33,369 I thought we had kind of a working arrangement. 936 00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:37,126 You know? 937 00:52:42,240 --> 00:52:43,446 Huh? 938 00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:47,080 So you're just going to play father now 939 00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:48,963 and lay a whole new set of rules on me? 940 00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:51,088 No, no. 941 00:52:51,160 --> 00:52:55,449 I am going to revisit all this 942 00:52:55,520 --> 00:53:00,526 after I have digested my vegan breakfast, eh? 943 00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:05,161 You know what I'd like to know is 944 00:53:06,560 --> 00:53:10,121 what my girlfriend's daughter and my son, 945 00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:13,602 and some weird Hare Krishna dude are all doing together. 946 00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:16,963 We're just friends, okay? 947 00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:18,963 No, I'm not judging. 948 00:53:19,040 --> 00:53:20,565 I mean, I met your mom at an orgy. 949 00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:29,044 So tell me, what did you think of the show, last night? 950 00:53:30,720 --> 00:53:33,883 That was last night? Feels like 100 years ago. 951 00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:36,088 I thought you guys were really good. 952 00:53:36,160 --> 00:53:37,969 It's a very weird scene though. 953 00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:39,644 In what way? 954 00:53:39,720 --> 00:53:41,802 Well, I mean... 955 00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:44,611 First of all, I might as well have been invisible 956 00:53:44,680 --> 00:53:46,603 to most of the guys there. 957 00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:49,411 Do I look that disgustingly pregnant already? 958 00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:50,811 No. Don't take that personally, 959 00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:52,644 Straight Edge guys are different. 960 00:53:52,720 --> 00:53:54,160 They're not just about meeting girls. 961 00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:56,965 Well, what about you? 962 00:53:57,920 --> 00:53:59,649 What about me? 963 00:53:59,720 --> 00:54:01,563 Well, are you gonna... 964 00:54:01,640 --> 00:54:04,450 Are you gonna wait till you're married, or what? 965 00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:06,520 I mean, that's what the whole thing's about, right? 966 00:54:06,560 --> 00:54:09,404 Not that there is anything wrong with it, I'm obviously 967 00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:11,608 a walking advertisement for abstinence. 968 00:54:11,680 --> 00:54:14,650 What the whole thing is all about is community. 969 00:54:14,720 --> 00:54:18,167 A hardcore family that's free from all the bullshit 970 00:54:18,240 --> 00:54:20,004 that was spoon-fed to us by a generation 971 00:54:20,080 --> 00:54:22,481 that would rather fry their brains than purify them. 972 00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:25,240 But I was, 973 00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:28,449 I was asking specifically about you. 974 00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:31,444 Oh, well, you know, I'm committed to 975 00:54:31,520 --> 00:54:32,328 the Straight Edge life 976 00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:36,843 but I'm also just as red-blooded as the next guy. 977 00:54:36,960 --> 00:54:38,291 Well, that's a very vague answer. 978 00:54:41,080 --> 00:54:42,080 It's none of my business. 979 00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:44,691 I don't even know why I'm asking. 980 00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:46,325 Hey, listen... 981 00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:49,409 I happen to think you look really great. 982 00:54:50,760 --> 00:54:52,205 Thank you. 983 00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:54,009 And I meant what I said before, 984 00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:56,890 about being anybody that you need me to be. 985 00:54:59,960 --> 00:55:01,405 I know you did. 986 00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:04,882 Hey, I thought I'd never get away from him. 987 00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:06,610 You didn't tell him anything, did you? 988 00:55:06,680 --> 00:55:09,365 Of course not. I promised Eliza I wouldn't. 989 00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:14,287 So when Eliza's mom finally finds out about our secret, 990 00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:16,806 I think we should tell her I'm the father. 991 00:55:17,520 --> 00:55:18,567 Why you? 992 00:55:18,640 --> 00:55:22,087 Well, I'm Teddy's brother, so it's blood. 993 00:55:22,160 --> 00:55:24,128 And I'm also not a minor, which you know, 994 00:55:24,200 --> 00:55:26,441 could help us out in a lot of legal situations. 995 00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:27,965 And, and then what? 996 00:55:28,040 --> 00:55:30,281 And then we tell her, Eliza and I are a committed couple. 997 00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:32,171 Why would we do that? 998 00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:35,208 'Cause maybe we should be. 999 00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:37,647 Except for the fact that you barely know each other. 1000 00:55:37,720 --> 00:55:40,610 We're already getting to know each other, right, Eliza? 1001 00:55:40,680 --> 00:55:42,284 We did have a nice brunch. 1002 00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:44,004 Yeah. 1003 00:55:44,080 --> 00:55:47,289 Anyway, look, nothing should get in the way 1004 00:55:47,360 --> 00:55:49,931 of what is in the best interest for Teddy's child. 1005 00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:51,522 You know. 1006 00:55:53,040 --> 00:55:54,371 This is about love. 1007 00:55:56,480 --> 00:56:00,087 Plus, there's nothing not to like about me. 1008 00:56:03,640 --> 00:56:04,926 I got to go. 1009 00:56:06,040 --> 00:56:07,883 - I'll call you. - All right. 1010 00:56:10,120 --> 00:56:10,962 Spare change? 1011 00:56:12,080 --> 00:56:13,969 She's something, isn't she, Uncle Jude? 1012 00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:57,651 Gross! 1013 00:57:57,720 --> 00:57:59,210 Mademoiselle Eliza? 1014 00:58:04,080 --> 00:58:04,842 Okay, we're here. 1015 00:58:04,960 --> 00:58:06,610 I agreed, we're on the train. 1016 00:58:06,680 --> 00:58:08,080 You want to tell me what's going on? 1017 00:58:11,640 --> 00:58:12,880 Eliza's bleeding. 1018 00:58:14,160 --> 00:58:16,891 Bleeding? What kind of bleeding? 1019 00:58:16,960 --> 00:58:20,248 You know, like a, like a woman bleeding. 1020 00:58:20,320 --> 00:58:23,005 Okay. So what makes you think I'm more qualified to deal 1021 00:58:23,080 --> 00:58:24,730 with that situation than her mom? 1022 00:58:30,880 --> 00:58:32,211 She's pregnant. 1023 00:58:37,520 --> 00:58:39,329 Are you shitting me? 1024 00:58:40,800 --> 00:58:41,881 Jude, what are you thinking about? 1025 00:58:41,960 --> 00:58:44,440 You know I got a buttload of condoms in my pad. 1026 00:58:44,520 --> 00:58:46,363 It's not mine, Dad. 1027 00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:48,727 And even if it was, you're in no position to preach. 1028 00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:50,723 Okay, okay, well who... 1029 00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:53,000 Who's done the deed then? 1030 00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:55,601 Johnny. 1031 00:58:55,680 --> 00:58:56,806 Johnny? 1032 00:58:56,880 --> 00:58:59,486 Why is Johnny not on the train going to meet her? 1033 00:58:59,560 --> 00:59:00,846 He doesn't have a phone. 1034 00:59:02,880 --> 00:59:04,689 Perfect. 1035 00:59:04,760 --> 00:59:06,683 You can't tell Diane yet, Dad. 1036 00:59:08,040 --> 00:59:09,644 You have to promise. 1037 00:59:14,720 --> 00:59:17,291 In downtown Manhattan's Alphabet City, 1038 00:59:17,360 --> 00:59:19,010 tensions continued to rise today, 1039 00:59:19,080 --> 00:59:21,367 when a stand-off occurred between squatters, 1040 00:59:21,440 --> 00:59:23,329 their supporters and the police 1041 00:59:23,400 --> 00:59:25,050 over a building deemed unsafe. 1042 00:59:25,120 --> 00:59:26,326 If she loses the baby, okay... 1043 00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:27,845 I mean, you hate to say this, 1044 00:59:27,960 --> 00:59:29,485 but it's probably for the best. 1045 00:59:30,520 --> 00:59:32,363 You know, she's not ready to be a mom. 1046 00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:35,448 It's nature's way of taking care of things. 1047 00:59:36,400 --> 00:59:37,765 How does it happen? 1048 00:59:38,800 --> 00:59:41,280 I mean, is it just like blood or... 1049 00:59:41,360 --> 00:59:42,964 I do not know. 1050 00:59:43,040 --> 00:59:44,963 I'll tell you this though. 1051 00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:47,611 It's a relief to me that you're not the dad, okay? 1052 00:59:48,680 --> 00:59:50,170 You don't want to get tied up in that. 1053 00:59:50,240 --> 00:59:52,527 You know, the lady's grieving, she's distraught, 1054 00:59:52,600 --> 00:59:55,524 she feels guilty, you feel guilty. 1055 00:59:55,600 --> 00:59:57,329 Babies. 1056 01:00:05,560 --> 01:00:06,846 You know you were born here? 1057 01:00:09,640 --> 01:00:10,482 It's true. 1058 01:00:12,200 --> 01:00:14,965 The night we adopted you, your mom and I we were 1059 01:00:16,120 --> 01:00:18,691 up in the nursery in these rocking chairs, 1060 01:00:18,800 --> 01:00:20,882 they gave us scrubs with these little 1061 01:00:20,960 --> 01:00:23,440 shower caps for our heads and for our feet, 1062 01:00:23,520 --> 01:00:25,681 like they thought we were going to give you the plague. 1063 01:00:27,560 --> 01:00:30,882 We just waited and waited and waited 1064 01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:32,086 for you. 1065 01:00:33,280 --> 01:00:34,805 Seemed like we'd wait forever. 1066 01:00:36,640 --> 01:00:38,529 Rocking back and forth, you know, 1067 01:00:38,600 --> 01:00:40,364 your mom was so uptight. 1068 01:00:40,440 --> 01:00:43,330 She was so worried your birth mother changed her mind. 1069 01:00:44,480 --> 01:00:47,006 She had this king size bag of M&M's right, 1070 01:00:47,120 --> 01:00:50,408 and she just ate the whole thing 1071 01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:52,528 while she was waiting for you. 1072 01:00:54,640 --> 01:00:57,211 And then they, uh... They let us hold you. 1073 01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:03,565 And you were so little, like a rabbit or something, 1074 01:01:03,680 --> 01:01:07,969 you know, with this shock of black hair. 1075 01:01:08,040 --> 01:01:10,725 And you looked at me and I was like, Holy shit! 1076 01:01:11,760 --> 01:01:13,967 This kid is mine, 1077 01:01:14,040 --> 01:01:16,850 and the world's a fucking mess and I just wanna... 1078 01:01:19,560 --> 01:01:21,210 I want to protect him from everything, you know. 1079 01:01:21,320 --> 01:01:24,244 I mean, I have to protect him from everything. 1080 01:01:25,680 --> 01:01:29,241 Oh, I walked out of here a different person. 1081 01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:33,126 Yeah, well... So I thought. 1082 01:01:33,760 --> 01:01:35,967 And then Prudence miraculously shows up. 1083 01:01:36,040 --> 01:01:38,691 Right, first they tell you, it's impossible. 1084 01:01:38,760 --> 01:01:41,206 Next thing, you're swimming in babies, two in one year. 1085 01:01:42,680 --> 01:01:44,728 You know women, 1086 01:01:44,800 --> 01:01:46,325 they make their decisions and men, 1087 01:01:46,400 --> 01:01:48,482 we just do our best not to be men. 1088 01:01:51,040 --> 01:01:53,566 The whole system needs a looking over. 1089 01:01:54,800 --> 01:01:55,926 Les. 1090 01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:57,001 Oh, Jesus... 1091 01:01:58,600 --> 01:02:00,090 Hey, sweetheart. 1092 01:02:07,160 --> 01:02:10,084 Bacterial vaginosis. 1093 01:02:10,680 --> 01:02:12,364 Sounds exotic. 1094 01:02:12,440 --> 01:02:14,010 It's just an infection, Les. 1095 01:02:14,080 --> 01:02:17,448 Yeah, still, it sounds scary, you know? 1096 01:02:17,520 --> 01:02:19,409 He saw her on the monitor, you know? 1097 01:02:21,400 --> 01:02:23,801 She was jumping around like a jumping bean. 1098 01:02:24,560 --> 01:02:25,800 She? 1099 01:02:25,880 --> 01:02:28,326 - So they told you? - No. 1100 01:02:28,400 --> 01:02:30,004 No, I mean, I didn't want to know. 1101 01:02:31,760 --> 01:02:33,842 For some reason I keep calling it Annabelle. 1102 01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:37,888 Oh, well, your mom's gonna be psyched. 1103 01:02:39,040 --> 01:02:40,804 You know, we're getting you home before nine. 1104 01:02:53,240 --> 01:02:55,049 - No screaming, okay? - Yeah. 1105 01:02:55,120 --> 01:02:57,805 All right. Okay. 1106 01:02:57,880 --> 01:03:00,690 I can't believe you, of all people, ratted us out. 1107 01:03:00,760 --> 01:03:01,921 I didn't tell her! 1108 01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:03,445 She got the one bill the hospital 1109 01:03:03,520 --> 01:03:05,443 didn't send to my apartment. 1110 01:03:05,520 --> 01:03:07,363 That's how far I've gone to cover for your asses. 1111 01:03:07,440 --> 01:03:08,805 Anything for a pound, right, Les? 1112 01:03:08,880 --> 01:03:10,848 Leave the actual parenting to somebody who has the time. 1113 01:03:10,920 --> 01:03:12,684 Okay, you can blame me for screwing up my own kids, 1114 01:03:12,760 --> 01:03:13,682 but this one you can't pin on me, okay? 1115 01:03:13,760 --> 01:03:14,329 Thank you. 1116 01:03:14,360 --> 01:03:15,441 Well, I suppose I could've kept better tabs on her, 1117 01:03:15,560 --> 01:03:18,040 if I just let her drop out and smoke reefer all day, hey? 1118 01:03:18,120 --> 01:03:19,963 I don't smoke reefer anymore. 1119 01:03:20,040 --> 01:03:21,769 Okay, listen, you two are peas in a pod, all right? 1120 01:03:21,840 --> 01:03:23,683 You know why she doesn't tell you anything, Diane? 1121 01:03:23,760 --> 01:03:26,001 Because you try to control every situation 1122 01:03:26,080 --> 01:03:27,491 you get your hands on. 1123 01:03:27,560 --> 01:03:28,561 And you know why she does that, 1124 01:03:28,640 --> 01:03:31,849 'cause you are totally out of control, all right? 1125 01:03:31,920 --> 01:03:34,446 What, you been kicked out of 19 schools already. 1126 01:03:34,520 --> 01:03:36,329 Two, Les, two. 1127 01:03:36,400 --> 01:03:37,606 You love to exaggerate, don't you? 1128 01:03:37,680 --> 01:03:38,727 Yeah, well no wonder she wants you to go 1129 01:03:38,800 --> 01:03:40,928 to this Florence Critteren facility. 1130 01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:42,081 Shit! 1131 01:03:42,160 --> 01:03:44,288 - Florence who? - Oh, God. 1132 01:03:44,360 --> 01:03:45,805 Why would I need to go to a facility? 1133 01:03:45,880 --> 01:03:47,245 It's the only place that'll have you. 1134 01:03:47,320 --> 01:03:48,651 It's a place where they take your baby. 1135 01:03:48,760 --> 01:03:51,001 No, no, they don't take it. 1136 01:03:51,080 --> 01:03:53,606 They don't sell it into slavery. They don't. 1137 01:03:53,680 --> 01:03:55,887 They give it to loving parents 1138 01:03:55,960 --> 01:03:58,327 who can take care of it properly. 1139 01:03:58,400 --> 01:04:00,129 You mean people like my dad? 1140 01:04:03,920 --> 01:04:06,127 On, God! Okay. 1141 01:04:06,920 --> 01:04:08,809 Okay, that's this, this, what's his name? 1142 01:04:08,880 --> 01:04:11,611 - Johnny. - Johnny, thank you. 1143 01:04:11,680 --> 01:04:15,526 Okay, so what I don't want right now, is a big scene, okay? 1144 01:04:15,600 --> 01:04:16,886 Okay. 1145 01:04:16,960 --> 01:04:20,203 This is an adult situation which we're all going to get through 1146 01:04:21,120 --> 01:04:23,600 like civilized people, right? 1147 01:04:23,680 --> 01:04:26,809 I've even had Nina make us all a nice leg of lamb. 1148 01:04:27,200 --> 01:04:28,361 We're vegan. 1149 01:04:33,880 --> 01:04:36,008 So I hear you three have been spending 1150 01:04:36,080 --> 01:04:37,411 quite a bit of time together. 1151 01:04:37,480 --> 01:04:38,641 Oops, sorry. 1152 01:04:38,720 --> 01:04:41,166 It's like they speak in code, isn't it, Les. 1153 01:04:41,240 --> 01:04:44,687 They say, um, "Straight Edge,". 1154 01:04:44,760 --> 01:04:45,966 - Vaygan... - Vegan. 1155 01:04:46,040 --> 01:04:47,405 Vegan's are from the the planet Vega. 1156 01:04:47,480 --> 01:04:49,050 Vegan, sorry. Vegan, yeah. 1157 01:04:50,720 --> 01:04:53,121 We just go to the temple mostly. 1158 01:04:54,480 --> 01:04:56,801 Yeah, I heard. The, the temple. 1159 01:04:58,320 --> 01:05:01,847 Not like the temple where Eliza was bat mitzvah'ed, no. 1160 01:05:01,960 --> 01:05:04,531 It's the Hare Krishna temple in Brooklyn. 1161 01:05:05,200 --> 01:05:06,929 No, of course it is. 1162 01:05:09,080 --> 01:05:12,050 So what do you do for a living Johnny? 1163 01:05:12,120 --> 01:05:13,929 I'm a musician. 1164 01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:16,321 I'm also a tattoo artist, 1165 01:05:16,400 --> 01:05:18,687 but I don't... I don't tell too many people that, 1166 01:05:18,760 --> 01:05:21,525 'cause it's illegal in the city right now. 1167 01:05:21,600 --> 01:05:22,761 You don't have to worry about telling her anything, 1168 01:05:22,840 --> 01:05:25,684 she's practically married to a drug dealer. 1169 01:05:25,760 --> 01:05:26,841 Uh-uh, a botanist. 1170 01:05:26,920 --> 01:05:29,161 No, we're not even remotely married. 1171 01:05:29,240 --> 01:05:30,526 Specialty in cannabis. 1172 01:05:31,920 --> 01:05:34,400 So do you manage to make a decent living 1173 01:05:34,480 --> 01:05:35,641 applying your tattoos? 1174 01:05:35,720 --> 01:05:37,484 Um, I'm getting there. 1175 01:05:37,560 --> 01:05:39,005 I work out of my squat right now, 1176 01:05:39,120 --> 01:05:41,521 so there's not a whole lot of overhead. 1177 01:05:41,600 --> 01:05:43,967 That's smart. In fact, there's none. 1178 01:05:47,720 --> 01:05:50,087 What about your family, where do they live? 1179 01:05:51,120 --> 01:05:54,647 You know, I don't really have much family, ma'am. 1180 01:05:55,480 --> 01:05:57,926 - But I will soon. - Christ! 1181 01:05:58,880 --> 01:05:59,927 Sorry. 1182 01:06:00,640 --> 01:06:02,210 - Sorry. - No, I'm sorry, Mom. 1183 01:06:02,280 --> 01:06:05,124 I'm sorry that my entire existence 1184 01:06:05,200 --> 01:06:06,884 - has disappointed you. - Okay... 1185 01:06:06,960 --> 01:06:08,485 You know I bet that first kid you aborted 1186 01:06:08,560 --> 01:06:10,608 would have been a real winner. Eliza! 1187 01:06:10,680 --> 01:06:12,045 You obviously picked the wrong fetus. 1188 01:06:12,120 --> 01:06:14,122 For God's sake, Eliza! Oh, my God! 1189 01:06:14,240 --> 01:06:16,368 Here's the fact, ma'am. 1190 01:06:17,480 --> 01:06:20,484 I want this baby just as much as Eliza does 1191 01:06:20,560 --> 01:06:24,929 and nothing in this world is going to change that. 1192 01:06:25,040 --> 01:06:29,807 So given that, I feel like now is as good a time as any. 1193 01:06:31,320 --> 01:06:33,846 What, no, stop. Wait, okay, okay... 1194 01:06:33,920 --> 01:06:37,049 Sorry, hello? Dinner is officially over. Les! 1195 01:06:37,120 --> 01:06:39,168 Yeah, okay, yeah. Hey, hey, Johnny, Johnny... 1196 01:06:39,240 --> 01:06:40,765 It's a school night, so I think you should leave. 1197 01:06:40,840 --> 01:06:42,080 Les, could you help him go? Yeah, come on, man. 1198 01:06:42,160 --> 01:06:43,002 I thought this is what we wanted. 1199 01:06:43,080 --> 01:06:44,241 Bad timing, bud. Bad timing. 1200 01:06:44,320 --> 01:06:47,563 Good night, sweetheart. It was really nice to meet you. 1201 01:06:47,640 --> 01:06:49,449 I'm sure I'll see you again soon. 1202 01:06:49,520 --> 01:06:51,807 Um, thanks for coming, okay? 1203 01:06:51,880 --> 01:06:53,405 You're not going anywhere. 1204 01:07:03,680 --> 01:07:05,364 Les! 1205 01:07:05,440 --> 01:07:08,284 Shh, shh! Hey, come on now. 1206 01:07:09,480 --> 01:07:13,724 Hey, it's 3:30 in the morning, all right? Jude's asleep. 1207 01:07:14,880 --> 01:07:16,041 Good. I need to talk to you alone. 1208 01:07:16,120 --> 01:07:17,963 Oh, my God! 1209 01:07:18,040 --> 01:07:20,281 How did you escape? 1210 01:07:20,360 --> 01:07:21,646 Waited for her Valium to kick in 1211 01:07:21,720 --> 01:07:24,166 and slipped out the service stairwell. 1212 01:07:24,240 --> 01:07:25,890 Oh, great, great. 1213 01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:29,281 So, what, you're gonna, you're gonna move in with us? 1214 01:07:29,360 --> 01:07:32,443 - Only temporarily. - Yeah? 1215 01:07:32,520 --> 01:07:33,965 Johnny and I are getting married 1216 01:07:34,040 --> 01:07:35,690 and I'm going on tour with the band. 1217 01:07:36,920 --> 01:07:39,844 Okay, well, just so you know, 1218 01:07:39,920 --> 01:07:41,843 that's about the worst fucking plan I've ever heard 1219 01:07:41,920 --> 01:07:43,968 in my whole life, okay? 1220 01:07:44,080 --> 01:07:46,651 I do know. Have you got a better one? 1221 01:07:46,720 --> 01:07:48,324 I do. You have the baby here 1222 01:07:48,400 --> 01:07:50,164 and then, you know, we sell it on the black market. 1223 01:07:50,240 --> 01:07:51,571 I got a dude in Brooklyn who says he'll give us 1224 01:07:51,640 --> 01:07:53,563 an easy 10 grand for a white one. 1225 01:07:53,640 --> 01:07:55,210 And What if it's not White? 1226 01:07:55,280 --> 01:07:57,487 Well, that sounds like a conversation you 1227 01:07:57,560 --> 01:07:59,050 should have with good old Johnny. 1228 01:08:02,080 --> 01:08:04,481 Come on, you really want to marry this 1229 01:08:04,600 --> 01:08:06,807 necklace-wearing Hare Rama? 1230 01:08:06,880 --> 01:08:08,166 You love this guy? 1231 01:08:10,600 --> 01:08:13,001 I love how much he cares. Right, and... 1232 01:08:13,080 --> 01:08:15,447 And we can't get a real marriage license 1233 01:08:15,520 --> 01:08:17,966 till I turn 18 without parental consent 1234 01:08:18,040 --> 01:08:20,964 and that's obviously not going to happen. 1235 01:08:21,040 --> 01:08:23,486 It's more of a spiritual union thing at the temple. 1236 01:08:23,560 --> 01:08:25,449 Okay. All right, well. 1237 01:08:26,760 --> 01:08:28,808 Why don't you just try playing it all a little bit by ear, 1238 01:08:28,880 --> 01:08:30,405 you know? 1239 01:08:30,480 --> 01:08:32,801 Is that what you do, Les? 1240 01:08:32,920 --> 01:08:34,365 You just play it all by ear? 1241 01:08:34,440 --> 01:08:38,126 Yeah, I find it's the best organ to play by. 1242 01:08:38,200 --> 01:08:40,123 Yeah, I mean, I have been accused of playing by another, 1243 01:08:40,200 --> 01:08:41,440 but, uh... 1244 01:08:41,960 --> 01:08:43,689 Come on. 1245 01:08:43,760 --> 01:08:44,727 No, hey. 1246 01:08:44,800 --> 01:08:48,407 Come on, you're just so young, sweetheart. You are. 1247 01:08:48,520 --> 01:08:51,171 I just need some place safe to go, Les. 1248 01:08:52,960 --> 01:08:55,691 Some place I can actually think, 1249 01:08:55,760 --> 01:08:57,205 away from her. 1250 01:08:58,800 --> 01:09:01,929 You know, if I help you out, 1251 01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:03,525 it'll pretty much destroy what's left 1252 01:09:03,600 --> 01:09:06,046 of my relationship with your mother, right? 1253 01:09:09,440 --> 01:09:10,407 Well... 1254 01:09:11,600 --> 01:09:13,602 Oh. 1255 01:09:13,680 --> 01:09:16,729 Did you meet my old lady when you were out there in Vermont? 1256 01:09:16,840 --> 01:09:19,571 No. We were too busy with sex and drugs. 1257 01:09:19,640 --> 01:09:23,042 Well, she's a piece of work, you know, but... 1258 01:09:24,680 --> 01:09:27,365 she's better at this kind of shit than I am. 1259 01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:33,004 You know, I believe in this and I have to do it 1260 01:09:33,080 --> 01:09:34,161 for Teddy. 1261 01:09:34,240 --> 01:09:36,527 Neither of us had a father in our life. 1262 01:09:37,600 --> 01:09:40,570 It would mean a lot to me if you'd say, you'd understand. 1263 01:09:40,640 --> 01:09:43,007 I can't say that because I don't. 1264 01:09:43,080 --> 01:09:44,881 There's a strong tradition in lots of cultures 1265 01:09:44,920 --> 01:09:45,967 that when a man dies, 1266 01:09:46,040 --> 01:09:48,361 his brother steps in to marry his wife. 1267 01:09:48,440 --> 01:09:50,090 It's even in Krishna consciousness, 1268 01:09:50,160 --> 01:09:51,810 re-read the Laws of Manu. 1269 01:09:51,880 --> 01:09:54,451 They call it "widow inheritance." 1270 01:09:54,520 --> 01:09:56,124 Now that's fucking romantic. 1271 01:09:58,920 --> 01:10:01,321 So you're just going to carry your brother's ashes 1272 01:10:01,400 --> 01:10:02,845 around with you, forever? 1273 01:10:04,840 --> 01:10:06,046 Rooster, come on. 1274 01:10:07,520 --> 01:10:09,329 Not even the dead get to be free. 1275 01:11:06,880 --> 01:11:08,041 Les! 1276 01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:12,602 Open the door, you fuck. I know you're in there. 1277 01:11:14,720 --> 01:11:16,609 Just trying to get my daughter. Oh, all right. 1278 01:11:19,560 --> 01:11:20,527 Les! 1279 01:11:23,800 --> 01:11:24,847 Hey! 1280 01:11:25,960 --> 01:11:28,008 Take good care of her, Saint Jude. 1281 01:11:28,080 --> 01:11:29,605 It's a bit late for that, Dad. 1282 01:11:29,720 --> 01:11:31,404 The van's a piece of shit. 1283 01:11:31,480 --> 01:11:32,891 I'm talking about Eliza, champ. 1284 01:11:34,320 --> 01:11:36,561 You should talk to Johnny about that. 1285 01:11:36,640 --> 01:11:38,085 - He's her husband now. - Mmm. 1286 01:11:38,160 --> 01:11:39,047 At least in the eyes of Krishna. 1287 01:11:39,120 --> 01:11:41,487 You don't sound too happy about that. 1288 01:11:44,560 --> 01:11:46,289 What are you going to do? Hmm. 1289 01:11:46,360 --> 01:11:48,522 Try to get Princess Di off your trail, 1290 01:11:48,600 --> 01:11:49,965 if she'll even talk to me. 1291 01:11:53,800 --> 01:11:55,564 You know, I really appreciate all this. 1292 01:11:57,160 --> 01:11:58,207 What else am I gonna do? 1293 01:11:58,280 --> 01:11:59,611 After being such a useless shit for... 1294 01:11:59,680 --> 01:12:01,170 Let's get this show on the road! 1295 01:12:01,240 --> 01:12:02,571 Yeah, all right, all right! 1296 01:12:38,400 --> 01:12:40,880 - Take it easy, Jude. - Sorry. 1297 01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:43,401 God, he's only had his license for, like, a week. 1298 01:12:43,480 --> 01:12:46,450 Oh, I hope we make it there alive. 1299 01:12:46,520 --> 01:12:48,648 Is, uh, is Rooster not coming at all? 1300 01:12:48,760 --> 01:12:49,682 Uh... 1301 01:12:50,920 --> 01:12:52,046 Rooster is, uh... 1302 01:12:53,560 --> 01:12:55,642 He's gonna play with another band for a bit. 1303 01:12:56,680 --> 01:12:57,681 Why's he doing that? 1304 01:12:58,760 --> 01:13:00,888 Well, the lead singer, uh, 1305 01:13:00,960 --> 01:13:02,928 had a really bad heroin problem 1306 01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:04,764 and needed a good influence. 1307 01:13:04,840 --> 01:13:06,842 So who's gonna play guitar for Army of One? 1308 01:13:08,520 --> 01:13:09,521 Well... 1309 01:13:10,600 --> 01:13:12,967 There is an open slot, my man. 1310 01:13:15,680 --> 01:13:18,160 This time you've really crossed the line. 1311 01:13:18,240 --> 01:13:20,163 Okay, tell me, what was I supposed to do? 1312 01:13:20,240 --> 01:13:22,846 Certainly not lend them your van, Les! 1313 01:13:24,800 --> 01:13:27,167 They were gonna run away to God knows where. 1314 01:13:27,240 --> 01:13:29,891 I convinced them to take her to Harriet's 1315 01:13:29,960 --> 01:13:30,802 where she will be safe. 1316 01:13:30,880 --> 01:13:32,211 Well, now you can take me there then. 1317 01:13:32,280 --> 01:13:33,361 - No, I can't... - Okay? 1318 01:13:33,440 --> 01:13:34,680 No, she says if you show up there, 1319 01:13:34,760 --> 01:13:36,330 she's gonna go on tour with the band. 1320 01:13:36,400 --> 01:13:39,165 Hopping from motel to motel... 1321 01:13:39,240 --> 01:13:42,528 Come on, that's no life for a pregnant teenager. 1322 01:13:46,240 --> 01:13:48,163 Why is she doing this to me? 1323 01:13:52,600 --> 01:13:55,570 Look, I, I have their confidence, okay? 1324 01:13:55,640 --> 01:13:58,769 There's a, there's a open line of communication, right? 1325 01:13:58,840 --> 01:14:02,162 Now, Harriet will tell me everything. 1326 01:14:03,160 --> 01:14:05,527 Eliza is in good hands. Come on, babe. 1327 01:14:05,600 --> 01:14:07,364 I know it doesn't seem like it, 1328 01:14:07,440 --> 01:14:09,408 but I've been doing all this for you. 1329 01:14:15,800 --> 01:14:17,882 You really need to leave now, Les. 1330 01:14:36,440 --> 01:14:37,771 - Jude. - Hey, Mom. 1331 01:14:37,840 --> 01:14:38,523 Hi. 1332 01:14:40,160 --> 01:14:41,650 Look at your hair. 1333 01:14:42,600 --> 01:14:44,409 Is it really you? It really is. 1334 01:14:45,560 --> 01:14:47,688 Something smells good. Mmm, come in. 1335 01:14:47,760 --> 01:14:49,489 And you must be Eliza. 1336 01:14:49,560 --> 01:14:51,210 - Hi. - Hey, Prudence. 1337 01:14:51,280 --> 01:14:53,203 Tell me, sweetie, you're how far along? 1338 01:14:53,280 --> 01:14:55,282 I'm almost six months. Wonderful! 1339 01:14:55,360 --> 01:14:57,886 Then you're way past all that morning sickness nonsense. 1340 01:14:57,960 --> 01:15:00,884 Mom says you started smoking. I hope it's only cigarettes. 1341 01:15:02,200 --> 01:15:03,565 Come in, it's nice to see you. 1342 01:15:03,640 --> 01:15:04,880 Come in, I have a vegetarian dinner... 1343 01:15:04,960 --> 01:15:06,769 Oh, my God. Or breakfast, or whatever, on. 1344 01:15:06,840 --> 01:15:08,649 Hey, hi. Well, come on, come in. 1345 01:15:08,720 --> 01:15:09,881 Hello, Johnny. 1346 01:15:12,520 --> 01:15:13,681 Harriet's so great. 1347 01:15:15,080 --> 01:15:16,445 So easy to talk to. 1348 01:15:17,840 --> 01:15:18,602 Yeah. 1349 01:15:20,360 --> 01:15:23,489 She was... She was so good to Teddy too. 1350 01:15:24,480 --> 01:15:25,527 You know? 1351 01:15:25,600 --> 01:15:28,444 She was like... She was like the mom he never had. 1352 01:15:57,360 --> 01:15:58,964 So I guess this is, uh... 1353 01:15:59,040 --> 01:16:00,769 It's kind of like our honeymoon, huh? 1354 01:16:02,200 --> 01:16:02,883 Yeah. 1355 01:16:04,200 --> 01:16:04,803 Well... 1356 01:16:06,040 --> 01:16:08,441 It ain't exactly Hawaii, but it'll do. 1357 01:17:34,800 --> 01:17:37,246 Yeah, but it tastes so much better without the... 1358 01:17:37,320 --> 01:17:38,287 No, I asked for a salad 1359 01:17:38,360 --> 01:17:40,044 and you would come back with one-inch carrots! 1360 01:17:40,120 --> 01:17:42,248 I remember that, I remember that. 1361 01:17:42,320 --> 01:17:45,688 Okay, need a few more. Very sweet. 1362 01:17:45,760 --> 01:17:48,684 No, no. We were just gonna have one carrot, that was dinner. 1363 01:17:49,440 --> 01:17:50,885 How much of this do you want? 1364 01:17:50,960 --> 01:17:53,281 Um, well, I see four there, so probably four. 1365 01:17:53,360 --> 01:17:54,361 I'm hungry. 1366 01:17:54,480 --> 01:17:56,448 Excuse me one second, guys. 1367 01:17:56,520 --> 01:17:57,362 Sure, hon. 1368 01:18:22,360 --> 01:18:23,361 Hello? 1369 01:18:25,360 --> 01:18:26,407 Hello? 1370 01:18:30,680 --> 01:18:31,681 Eliza? 1371 01:18:33,200 --> 01:18:34,247 Eliza? 1372 01:18:42,680 --> 01:18:45,081 Yeah, but... But... Why, why... 1373 01:18:46,400 --> 01:18:47,845 Why would you move to California? 1374 01:18:53,600 --> 01:18:54,931 That isn't fair. 1375 01:18:55,040 --> 01:18:58,328 It's not like we ever had anything that was defined, 1376 01:18:58,400 --> 01:18:59,447 you know? 1377 01:19:02,080 --> 01:19:03,923 That's how you wanted it, Rooster. 1378 01:19:11,920 --> 01:19:14,400 Maybe we both use the scene as a cover, huh? 1379 01:19:19,200 --> 01:19:20,440 I know. 1380 01:19:22,920 --> 01:19:25,321 Please don't do anything until I see you. 1381 01:19:26,840 --> 01:19:29,446 I just lost my brother, I don't need to lose you too. 1382 01:19:34,000 --> 01:19:37,846 And the first leg of our world tour comes to an end. 1383 01:19:37,960 --> 01:19:38,882 Whoo! 1384 01:19:59,480 --> 01:20:01,608 What're you doing up at this hour? 1385 01:20:03,640 --> 01:20:05,130 I could ask you the same question. 1386 01:20:07,320 --> 01:20:09,482 Annabelle won't let me sleep anymore. 1387 01:20:11,840 --> 01:20:12,340 Plus... 1388 01:20:13,840 --> 01:20:15,649 Johnny boy snores. 1389 01:20:20,240 --> 01:20:21,366 What're you writing? 1390 01:20:23,120 --> 01:20:25,646 - It's just some lyrics. - Hmm. 1391 01:20:25,720 --> 01:20:27,051 For a song. 1392 01:20:27,120 --> 01:20:28,281 Is it about a girl? 1393 01:20:29,360 --> 01:20:30,964 No. 1394 01:20:31,040 --> 01:20:32,007 No, it's not like that. 1395 01:20:32,080 --> 01:20:33,764 Oh, come on. 1396 01:20:33,840 --> 01:20:36,366 With that beautiful face, 1397 01:20:36,440 --> 01:20:39,011 I'm sure you have to beat the groupies away by now. 1398 01:20:40,000 --> 01:20:42,606 You know that's not what our scene's about. 1399 01:20:42,680 --> 01:20:44,728 Jude... 1400 01:20:44,800 --> 01:20:47,565 Are you really gonna let those stupid, 1401 01:20:47,640 --> 01:20:50,644 Straight Edge rules keep you from finding true love? 1402 01:21:00,120 --> 01:21:02,009 You know, today is Teddy's birthday. 1403 01:21:08,080 --> 01:21:09,684 He would have been 18. 1404 01:21:23,360 --> 01:21:24,964 Happy birthday, Teddy. 1405 01:21:51,440 --> 01:21:52,771 I don't, I don't understand. 1406 01:21:52,840 --> 01:21:53,966 You said that whenever you weren't playing, 1407 01:21:54,040 --> 01:21:54,723 you would be with me. 1408 01:21:54,760 --> 01:21:58,287 I know. I got to make sure my squat's okay. 1409 01:21:58,360 --> 01:22:02,160 You know, the city, they're evicting people left and right, 1410 01:22:02,240 --> 01:22:05,483 now that the yuppies want to live there. It's crazy. 1411 01:22:09,120 --> 01:22:10,929 Don't be mad, okay? 1412 01:22:11,000 --> 01:22:13,287 I'm working on a new plan for both of us. 1413 01:22:41,600 --> 01:22:43,284 Jude, have you... 1414 01:22:43,360 --> 01:22:44,964 Have you ever thought about... 1415 01:22:46,760 --> 01:22:49,001 Searching for your birth parents? 1416 01:22:53,440 --> 01:22:54,089 Not really. 1417 01:22:54,120 --> 01:22:57,124 I, uh, I was talking to Eric in your band. 1418 01:22:58,680 --> 01:23:00,762 He told me he met his birth mother in Korea. 1419 01:23:01,560 --> 01:23:03,164 He said it was a great experience. 1420 01:23:03,760 --> 01:23:05,444 Eric's adopted? 1421 01:23:05,520 --> 01:23:07,727 His last name's Steinberg, what do you think? 1422 01:23:09,440 --> 01:23:11,681 I don't know, I mean, he never talks about it. 1423 01:23:11,760 --> 01:23:13,922 That's because he's okay with it. 1424 01:23:14,000 --> 01:23:15,331 He's got such an interesting perspective 1425 01:23:15,400 --> 01:23:18,165 on how life works, that guy. 1426 01:23:18,240 --> 01:23:20,846 Why're you talking to Eric about stuff like this? 1427 01:23:23,680 --> 01:23:25,921 I think Johnny's got someone else. 1428 01:23:31,520 --> 01:23:33,124 Why aren't you saying anything? 1429 01:23:35,560 --> 01:23:36,560 I don't know what to say. 1430 01:23:37,680 --> 01:23:38,761 Maybe you do. 1431 01:23:40,880 --> 01:23:42,928 Maybe you do, Jude, and you just won't. 1432 01:23:57,560 --> 01:23:58,925 Eliza... 1433 01:24:01,040 --> 01:24:02,087 Just say it. 1434 01:24:04,160 --> 01:24:05,844 Johnny and I are a sham. 1435 01:24:07,560 --> 01:24:09,881 Oh, God. This whole thing's a big joke. 1436 01:24:11,840 --> 01:24:14,127 You're gonna have Teddy's baby and it will be beautiful. 1437 01:24:14,200 --> 01:24:17,522 I don't even remember what Teddy looks like. 1438 01:24:19,080 --> 01:24:20,809 Fuck! 1439 01:24:20,880 --> 01:24:22,166 I try. 1440 01:24:22,240 --> 01:24:24,561 I try really hard when I'm falling asleep at night, 1441 01:24:24,640 --> 01:24:25,527 but I just... 1442 01:24:25,600 --> 01:24:28,251 I can't seem to put his face together in my mind. 1443 01:24:28,320 --> 01:24:30,368 You should have said. I, I have pictures of him. 1444 01:24:30,440 --> 01:24:33,171 It's not... It's not about pictures, Jude. 1445 01:24:33,240 --> 01:24:34,969 You and Johnny are exactly the same. 1446 01:24:35,040 --> 01:24:37,611 You both want some little replacement for Teddy. 1447 01:24:38,800 --> 01:24:40,962 That's why I call her Annabelle. 1448 01:24:41,040 --> 01:24:42,849 So that everyone will just stop it 1449 01:24:42,920 --> 01:24:44,809 and think about me once in a while. 1450 01:24:49,840 --> 01:24:50,841 Listen... 1451 01:24:50,920 --> 01:24:54,208 I will always be here for you. 1452 01:24:59,200 --> 01:25:00,486 Hey. "Hmm?" 1453 01:25:16,760 --> 01:25:17,841 Eliza... 1454 01:25:18,720 --> 01:25:20,529 Jude, Jude... 1455 01:25:20,600 --> 01:25:23,080 Stop. No, I wanna be with you. 1456 01:25:24,960 --> 01:25:26,246 Jude, Jude... 1457 01:25:27,640 --> 01:25:29,722 Do you really want to lose your virginity 1458 01:25:29,800 --> 01:25:32,007 to some messed up, pregnant girl in a green house? 1459 01:25:32,640 --> 01:25:33,721 Yeah. 1460 01:25:36,680 --> 01:25:39,365 Wait, what makes you think I'm a virgin? 1461 01:25:41,280 --> 01:25:43,009 Teddy told me you both were. 1462 01:25:47,120 --> 01:25:48,201 Thanks, Teddy. 1463 01:25:52,360 --> 01:25:54,089 Oh, God. 1464 01:25:57,440 --> 01:25:59,090 Sorry. 1465 01:25:59,720 --> 01:26:00,562 Oh, Jude... 1466 01:26:06,160 --> 01:26:08,208 So, how long will you be gone? 1467 01:26:08,280 --> 01:26:10,123 I don't know. I just need to confront Johnny 1468 01:26:10,200 --> 01:26:11,565 and then I'll decide. 1469 01:26:11,640 --> 01:26:12,527 I can't just sit around here anymore. 1470 01:26:12,600 --> 01:26:16,082 But you'll come back before? Yes, I will. 1471 01:26:16,160 --> 01:26:17,571 Whether he wants it or not, 1472 01:26:17,640 --> 01:26:19,801 I want you, of all people, to be there when it happens. 1473 01:26:23,000 --> 01:26:24,445 That means the world to me, hon. 1474 01:26:26,400 --> 01:26:27,162 Thank you. 1475 01:26:30,520 --> 01:26:31,248 You'll come back soon? 1476 01:26:31,280 --> 01:26:33,487 So I can tell you how very proud of you I am. 1477 01:26:34,480 --> 01:26:35,561 I will, Mom. 1478 01:27:00,280 --> 01:27:01,645 Hello? 1479 01:27:01,720 --> 01:27:02,687 Harriet? 1480 01:27:02,760 --> 01:27:04,330 - Mmm-hmm. - Diane. 1481 01:27:05,800 --> 01:27:06,847 Diane Caplan. 1482 01:27:08,440 --> 01:27:10,727 Oh, shit! 1483 01:27:12,800 --> 01:27:15,644 So, I'm sure you've heard that I was against all this. 1484 01:27:15,720 --> 01:27:17,245 But I'm... 1485 01:27:17,320 --> 01:27:19,084 I've had some time to think about it now 1486 01:27:19,160 --> 01:27:21,083 and I'm prepared to accept it, 1487 01:27:21,160 --> 01:27:24,528 and to help her in whatever way she needs. 1488 01:27:26,320 --> 01:27:28,049 That's what I came to tell her. 1489 01:27:28,120 --> 01:27:29,724 Well, I feel awful. 1490 01:27:29,800 --> 01:27:32,246 It didn't occur to me that you would actually come 1491 01:27:32,320 --> 01:27:33,446 when I called. 1492 01:27:33,560 --> 01:27:35,164 I just wanted you to know how much she missed you. 1493 01:27:35,240 --> 01:27:37,891 No, you were just trying to help. I... 1494 01:27:37,960 --> 01:27:40,566 I'm famous for my bad timing. 1495 01:27:40,640 --> 01:27:42,165 I actually would have been here sooner 1496 01:27:42,240 --> 01:27:43,526 but I was terrified of driving myself and... 1497 01:27:43,600 --> 01:27:45,489 God, that must sound so silly to a woman like you, but... 1498 01:27:45,560 --> 01:27:47,369 I didn't want Les to bring me here 1499 01:27:47,440 --> 01:27:49,124 because I thought that might be, um... 1500 01:27:49,240 --> 01:27:51,368 You know... Awkward. 1501 01:27:51,440 --> 01:27:53,602 That could be awkward. 1502 01:27:53,680 --> 01:27:55,170 Little bit. 1503 01:27:55,720 --> 01:27:56,926 Well, I'm curious, 1504 01:27:57,040 --> 01:27:58,804 you just said, a woman like you. 1505 01:28:00,040 --> 01:28:01,530 Uh, what did you mean by that? 1506 01:28:01,600 --> 01:28:03,682 No! I didn't mean... 1507 01:28:03,760 --> 01:28:06,525 God, no. I, I just meant that you, you... 1508 01:28:06,600 --> 01:28:08,170 Strike me as somebody who's, um... 1509 01:28:08,240 --> 01:28:10,368 You know, who's hardy. 1510 01:28:10,440 --> 01:28:14,240 Ha, that sounds like a polite way of saying bumpkin. 1511 01:28:14,320 --> 01:28:15,606 Gosh! 1512 01:28:15,680 --> 01:28:16,966 I've insulted you already, haven't I? 1513 01:28:17,040 --> 01:28:18,371 No, no. It's fine. Lam a bit of a bumpkin, 1514 01:28:18,480 --> 01:28:20,767 and I'm hardy too. It's okay, it's okay. 1515 01:28:20,840 --> 01:28:25,050 But you know what, believe it or not, I don't drive either. 1516 01:28:25,120 --> 01:28:26,167 - Really? - Mmm-mmm. 1517 01:28:27,520 --> 01:28:29,170 God, how do you manage that out here? 1518 01:28:29,280 --> 01:28:31,408 You're in the middle of nowhere. 1519 01:28:31,480 --> 01:28:32,402 Wow! 1520 01:28:43,960 --> 01:28:45,291 What's so funny? 1521 01:28:50,160 --> 01:28:53,130 Do you think that when we get older and... 1522 01:28:54,040 --> 01:28:56,247 We've, like, drifted apart 'cause... 1523 01:28:57,680 --> 01:29:00,126 Let's face it, the odds are that we will, right? 1524 01:29:02,160 --> 01:29:05,369 Will you remember me as the most fucked up girl you ever knew? 1525 01:29:09,480 --> 01:29:10,811 Hmm. 1526 01:29:10,880 --> 01:29:11,642 I would. 1527 01:29:22,360 --> 01:29:24,567 And in the East Village 1528 01:29:24,640 --> 01:29:27,325 the police set up a perimeter around Tompkins Square Park 1529 01:29:27,400 --> 01:29:30,609 in anticipation of a clash over the community board's new rule. 1530 01:29:30,680 --> 01:29:32,648 Angry locals blame gentrification... 1531 01:29:32,760 --> 01:29:33,841 Just leave us off here. 1532 01:29:43,640 --> 01:29:44,323 Excuse me? 1533 01:29:46,440 --> 01:29:47,851 What is all this? 1534 01:29:47,920 --> 01:29:49,001 Fucking mayor wants a curfew in the park 1535 01:29:49,080 --> 01:29:50,120 to get rid of the homeless. 1536 01:29:50,160 --> 01:29:52,606 But we know he wants to get rid of us too. 1537 01:29:52,680 --> 01:29:54,523 Come on, let's get out of here. 1538 01:29:56,520 --> 01:29:59,205 I really don't know how to thank you for everything you've done. 1539 01:29:59,280 --> 01:30:00,884 I feel like I should offer you money or something. 1540 01:30:00,960 --> 01:30:03,122 Don't be silly, I've enjoyed having Eliza here. 1541 01:30:03,200 --> 01:30:04,690 I think it was good for me. 1542 01:30:04,760 --> 01:30:05,966 In what way? 1543 01:30:07,480 --> 01:30:09,084 I don't know, really. I... 1544 01:30:11,640 --> 01:30:12,926 I suspect it had something to do with 1545 01:30:13,000 --> 01:30:15,890 the idea of Jude's birth mother. 1546 01:30:15,960 --> 01:30:18,645 She was apparently the exact same age. 1547 01:30:18,720 --> 01:30:20,245 - Was she? - Mmm-hmm. 1548 01:30:20,840 --> 01:30:22,330 What happened to her? 1549 01:30:24,240 --> 01:30:25,162 I don't know. 1550 01:30:32,200 --> 01:30:35,090 I do think that even with all this mess 1551 01:30:35,200 --> 01:30:36,201 we've somehow managed to raise spirited, 1552 01:30:36,280 --> 01:30:38,567 smart kids, you know? Right, in spite of ourselves. 1553 01:30:38,640 --> 01:30:40,165 Yes, and especially 1554 01:30:40,240 --> 01:30:42,083 - despite Lester. - Yeah. 1555 01:30:48,080 --> 01:30:51,050 Hey, Mr. Clean. Come on in, there. 1556 01:30:52,000 --> 01:30:53,684 - Yeah. - Hi. 1557 01:30:53,800 --> 01:30:57,282 Okay, I, uh, I organized this little soiree. 1558 01:30:57,360 --> 01:30:58,646 Have a seat, uh... 1559 01:30:58,720 --> 01:31:01,405 These two showed up at my doorstep. 1560 01:31:01,480 --> 01:31:03,847 And it seemed like there was some serious air 1561 01:31:03,920 --> 01:31:06,048 that needed to be cleared. Yeah, I know. 1562 01:31:07,600 --> 01:31:09,125 You haven't called us for two weeks. 1563 01:31:09,200 --> 01:31:10,884 You really think that's acceptable? 1564 01:31:10,960 --> 01:31:12,644 Only because I needed to wait. 1565 01:31:12,720 --> 01:31:15,451 For what, Johnny? For the baby to be born? 1566 01:31:15,520 --> 01:31:17,727 No. To be 100% sure, 1567 01:31:17,800 --> 01:31:20,406 but now I am. 1568 01:31:20,480 --> 01:31:22,369 So I'm really glad you're both here. 1569 01:31:22,440 --> 01:31:23,521 Sure about what? 1570 01:31:36,440 --> 01:31:37,771 What is this? 1571 01:31:39,000 --> 01:31:41,651 That's Ravi Milan and his wife, Arpeeta. 1572 01:31:41,720 --> 01:31:42,687 Ravi's a lawyer. 1573 01:31:42,760 --> 01:31:44,410 Why do we need a lawyer? 1574 01:31:45,720 --> 01:31:47,643 Ravi's also Teddy's dad. 1575 01:31:49,600 --> 01:31:52,206 I knew, I knew from my mom he was in New York somewhere 1576 01:31:52,280 --> 01:31:54,123 but I, I never attempted to find him. 1577 01:31:54,200 --> 01:31:57,249 I, I always figured that Teddy would do that someday, but... 1578 01:31:57,320 --> 01:31:59,607 You know, lately, it occurred to me 1579 01:31:59,680 --> 01:32:02,001 that Teddy's dad might be able to help us out with money. 1580 01:32:02,120 --> 01:32:04,566 You know, for the baby. 1581 01:32:04,640 --> 01:32:07,211 And, and after having finally met him, 1582 01:32:07,280 --> 01:32:10,204 I think he can help us out with so much more. 1583 01:32:10,280 --> 01:32:11,406 Like What? 1584 01:32:12,920 --> 01:32:14,524 Well... 1585 01:32:14,600 --> 01:32:15,806 Like with a home. 1586 01:32:17,000 --> 01:32:18,240 What're you saying? 1587 01:32:19,360 --> 01:32:21,442 The Milans, they have no children. 1588 01:32:21,520 --> 01:32:22,885 When I spoke to Ravi 1589 01:32:22,960 --> 01:32:25,247 he was crushed by what happened to Teddy. 1590 01:32:25,320 --> 01:32:27,641 He felt like he completely missed out on the chance 1591 01:32:27,720 --> 01:32:29,802 to ever get to know him because of my mom's insanity. 1592 01:32:29,880 --> 01:32:30,881 What're you saying? 1593 01:32:30,960 --> 01:32:33,440 Adoption is something the Milans have discussed 1594 01:32:33,520 --> 01:32:35,727 for some time now. 1595 01:32:35,800 --> 01:32:37,211 Oh, my God. 1596 01:32:39,040 --> 01:32:41,122 This is what you've wanted the whole time, isn't it? 1597 01:32:41,240 --> 01:32:42,605 - No, no. - Isn't it? 1598 01:32:42,680 --> 01:32:44,409 Well, why didn't you just fuckin' say so 1599 01:32:44,480 --> 01:32:45,402 from the beginning? 1600 01:32:45,480 --> 01:32:47,323 Why did you have to put me through all this? 1601 01:32:47,400 --> 01:32:49,004 Eliza, Eliza, what I wanted 1602 01:32:49,080 --> 01:32:52,084 was for Teddy's child to be with family. 1603 01:32:52,160 --> 01:32:53,491 Teddy's child? 1604 01:32:54,400 --> 01:32:55,925 Teddy's child. It's Teddy's child? 1605 01:32:56,000 --> 01:32:57,604 At the time I thought that that could only mean me. 1606 01:32:57,680 --> 01:33:00,160 I can't believe this. I can't fuckin' believe this. 1607 01:33:00,240 --> 01:33:03,369 But Ravi has so much more to offer a child than us. 1608 01:33:03,440 --> 01:33:06,842 It's everything we wanna give Annabelle. 1609 01:33:06,920 --> 01:33:08,251 But better. 1610 01:33:09,840 --> 01:33:10,682 I can't believe this. 1611 01:33:12,240 --> 01:33:13,321 Oh! 1612 01:33:13,440 --> 01:33:15,090 Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, Jude... 1613 01:33:15,160 --> 01:33:18,960 You're a fraud! He just wants to be with his fuckin' boyfriend. 1614 01:33:19,040 --> 01:33:20,280 He wants to run to California, 1615 01:33:20,360 --> 01:33:22,647 just toss Eliza and the baby aside. 1616 01:33:22,720 --> 01:33:23,642 That's not how it is. Tell the truth! 1617 01:33:23,720 --> 01:33:24,403 Jude, hey, hey. 1618 01:33:24,440 --> 01:33:26,920 Fuckin' liar! 1619 01:33:27,000 --> 01:33:27,887 Eliza! 1620 01:33:27,960 --> 01:33:30,122 Excuse me, excuse me. 1621 01:33:45,400 --> 01:33:47,482 I don't really know what's going on. 1622 01:33:47,600 --> 01:33:49,045 Jude is right. 1623 01:33:49,760 --> 01:33:51,603 I've fucked everything up. 1624 01:33:52,840 --> 01:33:55,446 All I wanted was to finally do right by Teddy. 1625 01:33:56,800 --> 01:33:58,484 We say fuck you! We say fuck you! 1626 01:33:58,560 --> 01:33:59,607 Eliza! 1627 01:34:02,560 --> 01:34:04,289 We say fuck you! We say fuck you! 1628 01:34:06,960 --> 01:34:08,166 Eliza! 1629 01:34:14,200 --> 01:34:16,043 Eliza! 1630 01:34:20,320 --> 01:34:21,970 I have the right to be here! 1631 01:34:32,280 --> 01:34:33,281 Eliza! 1632 01:34:34,600 --> 01:34:35,931 Eliza! 1633 01:34:43,600 --> 01:34:44,681 Get back here! 1634 01:34:57,360 --> 01:34:59,283 Hey, hey! 1635 01:34:59,360 --> 01:35:00,521 Eliza! 1636 01:35:02,480 --> 01:35:03,481 Asshole! 1637 01:35:08,200 --> 01:35:10,441 Hey, Eliza! Are you okay? 1638 01:35:10,520 --> 01:35:12,488 All right, watch out, all right? She's pregnant! 1639 01:35:12,600 --> 01:35:15,410 Nobody gets to lay a claim on this baby but me, Jude. 1640 01:35:15,520 --> 01:35:16,726 - I know. - Nobody! 1641 01:35:18,600 --> 01:35:20,568 I wanted to have a family. 1642 01:35:20,640 --> 01:35:23,166 Just a family, a good family who wants a baby, 1643 01:35:23,240 --> 01:35:24,401 not people trying to bring Teddy back, 1644 01:35:24,480 --> 01:35:26,801 not some long-lost father who's trying to make up 1645 01:35:26,880 --> 01:35:28,370 for his shitty past, okay? I know. 1646 01:35:28,440 --> 01:35:30,442 I just want a family, that's all I want! 1647 01:35:30,520 --> 01:35:32,568 Whatever you want, that's what we'll do. 1648 01:35:32,640 --> 01:35:33,846 Okay? 1649 01:35:33,920 --> 01:35:35,922 Now let's just get the fuck out of here. 1650 01:36:03,120 --> 01:36:04,645 Is the baby okay? 1651 01:36:04,720 --> 01:36:07,610 Oh, hey, hey, hey, the patient speaks. 1652 01:36:09,480 --> 01:36:11,164 Baby's right as rain, sweetheart. 1653 01:36:11,600 --> 01:36:14,001 How are you? 1654 01:36:14,120 --> 01:36:16,202 Oh, I kept my eyes shut tight the whole time. 1655 01:36:17,240 --> 01:36:19,288 I didn't want to see anything. 1656 01:36:19,360 --> 01:36:22,045 Then I asked for them to give me something to sleep. 1657 01:36:22,120 --> 01:36:24,043 You know, you've been asleep for seven years. 1658 01:36:24,120 --> 01:36:26,088 This is your fourth child. Stop it, Lester. 1659 01:36:26,160 --> 01:36:27,366 It's okay, Harriet. 1660 01:36:27,440 --> 01:36:29,727 He means well. 1661 01:36:31,120 --> 01:36:32,246 Sweetheart, 1662 01:36:32,320 --> 01:36:35,130 the nurse wants to know if you'd like to hold the baby. 1663 01:36:39,720 --> 01:36:41,882 They say it's too easy to fall in love. 1664 01:36:44,440 --> 01:36:44,963 Are you sure? 1665 01:36:49,960 --> 01:36:50,643 Yeah. 1666 01:36:52,880 --> 01:36:54,120 But I want Jude to. 1667 01:36:58,560 --> 01:36:59,641 Now? 1668 01:37:01,280 --> 01:37:02,281 Yeah. 1669 01:37:05,080 --> 01:37:06,286 Follow me, Jude. 1670 01:37:15,000 --> 01:37:16,206 Oh, my girl. 1671 01:37:17,160 --> 01:37:18,685 My brave, brave girl. 1672 01:37:33,120 --> 01:37:35,009 You know, I was thinking that, uh... 1673 01:37:35,080 --> 01:37:37,890 You know, if you wanna be we could be roommates again. 1674 01:37:37,960 --> 01:37:39,450 - Really? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1675 01:37:39,520 --> 01:37:41,841 I got a lead on an apartment that... 1676 01:37:41,960 --> 01:37:45,248 Looks like it could be a lot bigger, you know, two rooms. 1677 01:37:45,320 --> 01:37:46,731 - Yeah, that'd be awesome. - Hmm. 1678 01:37:46,800 --> 01:37:47,961 If a guy's gonna get his shit together, 1679 01:37:48,040 --> 01:37:49,280 you know, he needs a little space. 1680 01:37:49,360 --> 01:37:51,362 And I'm speaking for both of us. 1681 01:37:51,440 --> 01:37:52,646 Here it is. 1682 01:37:59,600 --> 01:38:01,364 I always thought he'd look like Teddy. 1683 01:38:03,720 --> 01:38:05,404 He doesn't look like Eliza either. 1684 01:38:07,920 --> 01:38:09,001 He just looks like himself. 1685 01:38:13,400 --> 01:38:14,970 You think I'll ever see him after this? 1686 01:38:21,560 --> 01:38:24,211 In 10 years, he's going to be a completely different person. 1687 01:38:26,000 --> 01:38:27,570 And so are you, champ. 1688 01:38:30,400 --> 01:38:32,289 Go in there. Go say hi. 1689 01:38:38,160 --> 01:38:39,321 There you go. 1690 01:38:39,400 --> 01:38:41,607 Make sure to support his head. 1691 01:38:47,840 --> 01:38:49,001 It's okay. 1692 01:39:46,280 --> 01:39:48,169 If Teddy hadn't left us for good, 1693 01:39:49,480 --> 01:39:53,371 if he was still somewhere up there, 10 years later 1694 01:39:53,440 --> 01:39:56,683 hovering above the city in the troposphere of the earth, 1695 01:39:57,880 --> 01:40:00,201 he'd see a little part transformed. 1696 01:40:02,600 --> 01:40:03,761 He'd find Eliza in Brooklyn, 1697 01:40:03,840 --> 01:40:06,684 starting her own family. 1698 01:40:06,760 --> 01:40:09,366 And his best friend, believe it or not, 1699 01:40:09,480 --> 01:40:11,721 about to become a father himself. 1700 01:40:14,400 --> 01:40:16,084 He'd know that he had not been forgotten 1701 01:40:16,160 --> 01:40:18,049 even if the outlines of his face 1702 01:40:18,120 --> 01:40:21,442 grow fuzzier with each passing year. 1703 01:40:22,960 --> 01:40:24,928 Maybe he'd also see 1704 01:40:25,000 --> 01:40:27,207 how fragile each and every life is. 1705 01:40:27,280 --> 01:40:31,604 And that they all just fall to earth and scatter 1706 01:40:31,680 --> 01:40:33,887 hoping to settle somewhere and stick 1707 01:40:35,280 --> 01:40:37,487 like big, dry snowflakes 1708 01:40:38,520 --> 01:40:39,520 from a white Vermont sky. 121123