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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:42,541 --> 00:00:45,540 Hello? This is Thongs. To win in treble. 2 00:00:45,750 --> 00:00:48,491 No. 4, 8 and 3 for races 3, 4 and 8, $10,000 each bet to win. 3 00:00:48,493 --> 00:00:49,205 I'm Thongs. 4 00:00:58,993 --> 00:01:01,279 - Who is it? - This is Ivy. 5 00:01:01,281 --> 00:01:02,883 Why are you still calling me? 6 00:01:02,885 --> 00:01:05,123 Didn't I tell you that I'm a monk now? 7 00:01:05,125 --> 00:01:08,031 - Where are you? - I wish I knew. 8 00:01:08,033 --> 00:01:10,387 Don't bother me with secular matters. 9 00:01:10,389 --> 00:01:13,015 - Go to hell! - Same to you. 10 00:01:13,017 --> 00:01:15,300 If that can solve anything, I won't be a monk. 11 00:01:15,302 --> 00:01:17,634 - You'll burn in hell! - Ivy, mind your language, dear. 12 00:01:24,128 --> 00:01:26,002 It's an enhanced Siemens 304 13 00:01:26,668 --> 00:01:28,125 refitted with infrared rays. 14 00:01:28,426 --> 00:01:30,425 The fuse is on the right. Go left. 15 00:01:36,125 --> 00:01:37,707 It's me again. 16 00:01:38,448 --> 00:01:41,655 No. 4, 8 and 3 for races 3, 4 and 8, $10,000 each bet to place. 17 00:01:51,608 --> 00:01:53,899 I was recently enlightened. 18 00:01:54,416 --> 00:01:56,290 Reach for the sky with limited resources. 19 00:01:57,103 --> 00:02:00,996 Too many women, too little time... 20 00:02:00,998 --> 00:02:03,997 Going after them all is a losing game. 21 00:02:04,549 --> 00:02:06,382 Therefore I have decided 22 00:02:06,383 --> 00:02:08,383 not to go after all of them. 23 00:02:08,659 --> 00:02:11,147 I'll focus only on the wealthy ones. 24 00:02:11,543 --> 00:02:14,582 The only way to get rich is to find a rich wife. 25 00:02:14,583 --> 00:02:15,124 Great! 26 00:02:15,562 --> 00:02:16,352 You think so too? 27 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:18,915 - Move up a bit. - More? 28 00:02:22,127 --> 00:02:22,918 More. 29 00:02:23,458 --> 00:02:24,207 More? 30 00:02:25,291 --> 00:02:26,499 More... 31 00:02:27,875 --> 00:02:29,540 More... 32 00:02:30,208 --> 00:02:34,758 More... 33 00:02:34,760 --> 00:02:37,790 - More... - Don't! 34 00:02:37,791 --> 00:02:39,791 ...only got the fourth place. 35 00:02:40,583 --> 00:02:42,749 - Damn! I lost by a whisker. - You'll gamble your life away. 36 00:02:42,750 --> 00:02:43,831 Get lost. 37 00:02:43,833 --> 00:02:45,915 - It's opened. - You should've told me earlier. 38 00:02:50,763 --> 00:02:51,804 Not much here. 39 00:02:59,702 --> 00:03:01,201 It hurts... 40 00:03:01,465 --> 00:03:03,339 Relax, Mrs. Li. 41 00:03:03,341 --> 00:03:05,331 You must spread your legs. 42 00:03:05,333 --> 00:03:08,582 Relax, open up! Open them wide. 43 00:03:13,050 --> 00:03:13,882 What are you doing? 44 00:03:16,444 --> 00:03:17,402 Can't you read? 45 00:03:18,791 --> 00:03:21,790 These laxatives cost just $89. 46 00:03:23,416 --> 00:03:26,332 Forget the cheap stuff. 47 00:03:28,966 --> 00:03:30,470 Get Taxol. 48 00:03:30,472 --> 00:03:32,429 They're for chemotherapy, they cost $8,000 each. 49 00:03:32,854 --> 00:03:34,311 Go for these. 50 00:03:35,657 --> 00:03:37,206 Relax... 51 00:03:37,208 --> 00:03:39,700 Now push, harder... 52 00:03:39,702 --> 00:03:42,201 Push harder! 53 00:03:43,735 --> 00:03:45,206 Okay. There we go. 54 00:03:45,208 --> 00:03:46,999 See for yourself, boy or girl? 55 00:03:51,501 --> 00:03:52,046 Hello? 56 00:03:52,048 --> 00:03:55,285 We're done. We're coming down. Let's rendezvous outside Block B. 57 00:04:00,750 --> 00:04:03,707 Smart ass! Block Boy it is. 58 00:04:07,616 --> 00:04:09,365 "B" for Boy 59 00:04:25,138 --> 00:04:26,012 Act normal. 60 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:30,957 How? I look like I'm pregnant, and you the Hunchback of Notre Dame. 61 00:04:33,988 --> 00:04:36,124 - Excuse me, tell me... - Don't ask! 62 00:04:36,682 --> 00:04:38,281 Doctors can have humps and pot bellies. 63 00:04:39,195 --> 00:04:40,811 Don't discriminate against the disabled. 64 00:04:41,041 --> 00:04:42,040 Control... 65 00:04:42,415 --> 00:04:45,025 - Hello! Dr. Tsui? - I found two men acting suspiciously. 66 00:04:45,027 --> 00:04:46,359 - Yes. There's an emergency? - I found two men acting suspiciously. 67 00:04:46,669 --> 00:04:47,626 Run! 68 00:04:59,546 --> 00:05:00,266 Split up. 69 00:05:00,268 --> 00:05:02,481 Don't get caught, and don't spill the beans if you do. 70 00:05:24,588 --> 00:05:26,265 - Hey! - Sorry! 71 00:05:26,267 --> 00:05:27,226 - Get out! - Sorry! 72 00:05:33,162 --> 00:05:37,457 No. 3... 73 00:05:40,233 --> 00:05:41,107 Sorry! 74 00:05:49,096 --> 00:05:50,386 I should've backed No. 9. 75 00:06:00,083 --> 00:06:02,423 I'm sure he'll make it. 76 00:06:02,425 --> 00:06:06,163 Hang in there, Dad. 77 00:06:06,165 --> 00:06:07,164 Pardon me... 78 00:06:10,065 --> 00:06:11,689 Why, Dad... 79 00:06:12,125 --> 00:06:14,249 Why? 80 00:06:14,493 --> 00:06:15,451 Who are you? 81 00:06:16,541 --> 00:06:17,749 Who is he? 82 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:20,156 Chan. 83 00:06:20,158 --> 00:06:21,949 Sorry... wrong ward. 84 00:06:24,916 --> 00:06:26,165 I wasn't looking for a Chan. 85 00:06:26,637 --> 00:06:27,886 I'm so sorry. Excuse me. 86 00:06:29,619 --> 00:06:30,493 Sorry 87 00:06:30,999 --> 00:06:32,073 Sorry. 88 00:06:32,075 --> 00:06:33,701 Congratulations, Mrs. Li. 89 00:06:33,703 --> 00:06:36,743 The baby is healthy and cute, 2.8 kg. 90 00:06:36,916 --> 00:06:39,582 - Really? Let me... - Yes. 91 00:06:39,583 --> 00:06:42,039 - Here, look how cute he is. - How's my daughter-in-law? 92 00:06:42,041 --> 00:06:45,498 She's fine. Everything went smoothly. 93 00:06:45,500 --> 00:06:47,290 - Here she is. - Mani. 94 00:06:48,775 --> 00:06:52,999 How are you feeling? You did great! Look! He's so handsome. 95 00:06:54,141 --> 00:06:55,657 - Just like me. - Well, does it hurt? 96 00:06:56,250 --> 00:06:58,040 You must be tired. Get some rest. 97 00:06:58,628 --> 00:06:59,752 Get some rest. 98 00:07:03,003 --> 00:07:04,336 So cute... 99 00:07:04,853 --> 00:07:05,977 Back to you, Dr. Lee. 100 00:07:10,220 --> 00:07:11,052 Mani! 101 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:16,124 They're on the third floor. 102 00:07:16,833 --> 00:07:17,707 Let's take a look. 103 00:07:22,958 --> 00:07:24,707 Remember what you promised me? 104 00:07:27,415 --> 00:07:28,464 You said... 105 00:07:30,233 --> 00:07:31,815 we'll go to Alaska... 106 00:07:33,411 --> 00:07:35,743 and get married in a white chapel. 107 00:07:37,474 --> 00:07:38,682 Let's go now... 108 00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:40,606 Marry me. 109 00:07:41,504 --> 00:07:43,753 I'm married to Calvin. 110 00:07:44,037 --> 00:07:45,161 Give me the baby. 111 00:07:46,879 --> 00:07:47,961 You don't mean it. 112 00:07:48,280 --> 00:07:51,664 Listen, we're not meant for each other. 113 00:07:51,666 --> 00:07:54,040 - Give me the baby... - I can change for you! 114 00:07:56,125 --> 00:07:59,374 You're coming with me anyway. 115 00:08:01,587 --> 00:08:02,586 Come back! 116 00:08:15,418 --> 00:08:17,000 Hey, buddy! 117 00:08:17,578 --> 00:08:20,040 The last race. Back No. 6, not No. 9. 118 00:08:20,391 --> 00:08:22,832 - Stop running, you! - No. 6? That's my form guide! 119 00:08:27,373 --> 00:08:29,667 Give me the baby... 120 00:08:30,291 --> 00:08:30,958 Move it... 121 00:08:39,875 --> 00:08:41,165 Hang on, Mani! 122 00:08:44,268 --> 00:08:48,142 - You're hurting me. - Give me Mani. 123 00:08:49,410 --> 00:08:50,242 Are you alright? 124 00:08:52,291 --> 00:08:55,332 Max! Come back... 125 00:08:59,413 --> 00:09:00,870 Out of the way! Stop him! 126 00:09:06,634 --> 00:09:08,926 Stop him! Stop them by the elevator! 127 00:09:13,791 --> 00:09:14,790 Back off! 128 00:09:15,251 --> 00:09:16,185 Take it easy. 129 00:09:16,187 --> 00:09:17,811 - Stay away! - Cool it. 130 00:09:18,266 --> 00:09:19,432 Stop all the escalators. 131 00:09:20,973 --> 00:09:24,113 - Take it easy. - Go away! 132 00:09:24,115 --> 00:09:27,441 First you took Mani and now my son! You're no buddy of mine. 133 00:09:27,443 --> 00:09:29,732 - Give me the baby! - Go away! 134 00:09:29,734 --> 00:09:30,817 Take it easy! 135 00:09:31,016 --> 00:09:32,743 Calm down! Don't do this! 136 00:09:32,745 --> 00:09:35,332 Mani, leave with me! 137 00:09:35,333 --> 00:09:37,444 We'll raise the kid! 138 00:09:37,446 --> 00:09:40,217 You're crazy! Give me my child! 139 00:09:40,219 --> 00:09:42,718 Come with me! Stop crying... 140 00:09:43,578 --> 00:09:44,619 Calm down! 141 00:09:45,559 --> 00:09:46,558 Stand back! 142 00:09:48,666 --> 00:09:51,507 The baby... No! 143 00:09:51,509 --> 00:09:52,550 Let's get out of here. 144 00:10:17,614 --> 00:10:18,488 Help her! 145 00:10:18,708 --> 00:10:20,124 Hurry up, go... 146 00:10:30,041 --> 00:10:31,109 Grab hold of the baby. 147 00:10:31,111 --> 00:10:34,053 - Watch out! - He's falling. 148 00:10:39,250 --> 00:10:40,665 Baby... 149 00:10:40,666 --> 00:10:42,207 Towel! Get some towels... 150 00:10:47,708 --> 00:10:48,790 Pull me up. 151 00:10:53,940 --> 00:10:55,522 It's all right! They got him. 152 00:10:56,252 --> 00:10:57,793 Amazing! 153 00:10:59,228 --> 00:11:01,852 - Thanks. - Go help the baby! 154 00:11:09,331 --> 00:11:11,401 You dropped the drugs. 155 00:11:11,402 --> 00:11:14,582 - Told you to leave them. - There goes your Viagra! 156 00:11:37,206 --> 00:11:42,455 Go... Go... No. 9... 157 00:11:42,713 --> 00:11:44,879 Again! Whose bet is this? 158 00:11:47,675 --> 00:11:48,903 How's the displacement? 159 00:11:48,905 --> 00:11:52,133 - This is for kids. - I'm asking you about the displacement. 160 00:11:54,041 --> 00:11:57,999 Kids... Don't worry, I'm just teasing you. 161 00:11:58,587 --> 00:12:00,169 I had my eye on this one. 162 00:12:00,750 --> 00:12:02,415 Here's my deposit. Prepare the contract. 163 00:12:16,755 --> 00:12:17,962 Ready... 164 00:12:18,426 --> 00:12:19,092 Go! 165 00:12:22,623 --> 00:12:23,330 Got it. 166 00:12:24,706 --> 00:12:25,455 There! 167 00:12:27,325 --> 00:12:30,810 If you can sense a hair... Nothing can stop you. 168 00:12:31,833 --> 00:12:34,080 Hair? That's impossible. 169 00:12:34,082 --> 00:12:36,016 There's nothing, just small change. 170 00:12:36,018 --> 00:12:36,975 Look! 171 00:12:39,209 --> 00:12:40,549 These shark's fins are enormous. 172 00:12:51,517 --> 00:12:52,433 Let's beat it. 173 00:12:54,564 --> 00:12:56,771 I don't want to get rabies. 174 00:13:00,075 --> 00:13:03,491 Mommy, it's Superman! 175 00:13:04,372 --> 00:13:07,330 Yoshihama abalone, Uncle! $10,000 a piece. 176 00:13:08,143 --> 00:13:10,832 - There's more than a hundred of them. - That's more like it. 177 00:13:14,250 --> 00:13:16,343 Come on! Come on! 178 00:13:17,983 --> 00:13:18,774 Come on! 179 00:13:19,163 --> 00:13:21,790 Player 3, dealer 7. Dealer takes all. 180 00:13:33,768 --> 00:13:35,767 - How much? - US$83,800. 181 00:13:37,054 --> 00:13:38,636 This should be enough. Keep the change. 182 00:13:39,001 --> 00:13:40,625 Why don't you use your credit card? 183 00:13:42,175 --> 00:13:44,874 That's just her tip. Credit Card. 184 00:13:45,796 --> 00:13:46,999 Credit card. 185 00:13:47,001 --> 00:13:48,907 I'll look around again, wait for me at the door. 186 00:13:52,654 --> 00:13:55,134 That's a discount card from a sushi store. 187 00:13:55,136 --> 00:13:56,176 Of course I know. 188 00:13:56,715 --> 00:13:58,130 We'll take these as well. 189 00:14:27,395 --> 00:14:28,352 Keep the change! 190 00:14:29,462 --> 00:14:31,118 Stop being a bad loser. 191 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,593 Quit if you can't bear to lose. 192 00:14:36,267 --> 00:14:37,766 You're dead if you don't pay me back. 193 00:14:39,405 --> 00:14:40,695 I'll pay you back right away! 194 00:14:41,227 --> 00:14:42,226 Okay! 195 00:14:51,252 --> 00:14:54,889 Why put the money in the refrigerator? 196 00:14:54,891 --> 00:14:56,204 Why? 197 00:14:56,206 --> 00:14:59,421 That's not a refrigerator. It's a safe. 198 00:14:59,423 --> 00:15:01,881 Don't tell anyone. 199 00:15:18,490 --> 00:15:21,177 - Thanks. - This label is fantastic. 200 00:15:21,179 --> 00:15:23,179 But I've ordered something even better for you. 201 00:15:23,181 --> 00:15:24,805 It'll be here soon. 202 00:15:33,589 --> 00:15:37,032 Try this, Miss. New tissue paper with floral fragrance. 203 00:15:37,034 --> 00:15:38,699 Try the floral fragrance. 204 00:15:39,614 --> 00:15:40,530 Hands off! 205 00:15:41,231 --> 00:15:47,022 Come on... 206 00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:48,195 What the hell, Spooky? 207 00:15:48,632 --> 00:15:52,154 - What now, Hairy? - Where's the money from? 208 00:15:52,156 --> 00:15:54,060 - When are you going to pay up? - Hands off me! 209 00:15:54,062 --> 00:15:57,018 Hey! If I win, you'll get your money. 210 00:15:57,020 --> 00:15:58,280 Right away! 211 00:15:58,282 --> 00:15:59,754 - Let's see about that. - Come on... 212 00:15:59,756 --> 00:16:03,832 - Come on... 213 00:16:04,875 --> 00:16:07,915 Come on... 214 00:16:14,022 --> 00:16:14,937 I'm too nervous. 215 00:16:15,289 --> 00:16:17,330 Check it for me, Hairy. 216 00:16:17,715 --> 00:16:18,548 Alright. 217 00:16:19,071 --> 00:16:19,862 Step aside! 218 00:16:22,417 --> 00:16:25,166 Go... 219 00:16:28,353 --> 00:16:29,768 Thongs, pay up! Come back! 220 00:16:39,372 --> 00:16:40,329 McDaddy! 221 00:16:46,257 --> 00:16:48,089 I like talking to you, 222 00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:49,707 unlike your thugs. 223 00:16:49,708 --> 00:16:51,665 All they do is fight. 224 00:16:52,649 --> 00:16:54,565 Know why I like to borrow from you? 225 00:16:54,790 --> 00:16:58,707 You have compassion, sympathy and a conscience. 226 00:16:59,791 --> 00:17:01,290 Am I right? 227 00:17:02,131 --> 00:17:03,505 And you are smart, too. 228 00:17:06,790 --> 00:17:10,832 I'll repay your $100,000 loan in 100 installments, okay? 229 00:17:11,290 --> 00:17:12,205 It's a deal. 230 00:17:12,583 --> 00:17:13,216 Hey! 231 00:17:16,905 --> 00:17:19,487 I hate smooth talkers. 232 00:17:20,158 --> 00:17:21,657 I have a living to make! 233 00:17:41,699 --> 00:17:42,531 Don't come over. 234 00:17:44,479 --> 00:17:46,287 I was just kidding, McDaddy. 235 00:17:46,289 --> 00:17:47,496 You think this is funny? 236 00:17:47,972 --> 00:17:49,999 Don't make me jump. 237 00:17:51,993 --> 00:17:52,742 Go ahead. 238 00:17:53,618 --> 00:17:55,192 A-Are you serious? 239 00:17:55,194 --> 00:17:56,193 Jump! 240 00:17:57,275 --> 00:17:59,154 You don't want me dead, do you? 241 00:17:59,156 --> 00:18:01,927 No, but you brought it upon yourself. 242 00:18:01,929 --> 00:18:04,332 - Get a camera and take a picture. - Yes, Boss. 243 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,821 If I die, you'll kiss your money goodbye. 244 00:18:08,823 --> 00:18:10,332 It won't do us any good. 245 00:18:10,333 --> 00:18:12,499 No, I think it's brilliant. 246 00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:14,368 I've got so much bad debts lately. 247 00:18:14,370 --> 00:18:16,119 This will show the others. 248 00:18:18,304 --> 00:18:19,025 Go ahead, jump. 249 00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:20,688 No, McDaddy. 250 00:18:20,690 --> 00:18:21,814 No? 251 00:18:22,261 --> 00:18:24,885 Let's see... 252 00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:26,295 No? 253 00:18:33,810 --> 00:18:34,851 So you can read my mind? 254 00:18:45,238 --> 00:18:46,331 I'm safe! 255 00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:47,624 Come on! Come after me! 256 00:18:47,625 --> 00:18:49,164 You! 257 00:18:49,166 --> 00:18:50,415 Take this! 258 00:18:55,025 --> 00:18:57,024 I'll get you, Thongs. 259 00:19:01,249 --> 00:19:02,511 What are you doing, pal? 260 00:19:04,021 --> 00:19:04,999 Fixing the air-conditioning. 261 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,499 It's okay, go back in. 262 00:19:08,323 --> 00:19:10,582 - Look, Boss! Cops! - Here they come. 263 00:19:10,996 --> 00:19:11,745 Go! 264 00:19:33,326 --> 00:19:34,742 Thongs. 265 00:19:35,638 --> 00:19:38,506 Inspector Mok. Sorry, I didn't see you. 266 00:19:38,508 --> 00:19:39,923 You say that every time. 267 00:19:40,695 --> 00:19:42,277 You missed the alumni gathering. 268 00:19:42,621 --> 00:19:43,495 Alumni? 269 00:19:43,879 --> 00:19:45,053 - Nobody called me. - No? 270 00:19:45,055 --> 00:19:45,846 No! 271 00:19:46,958 --> 00:19:48,540 - Grade school or high school? - Grade school. 272 00:19:48,541 --> 00:19:49,707 Here, you know the drill. 273 00:19:51,184 --> 00:19:52,237 Is this really necessary? 274 00:19:52,239 --> 00:19:55,113 No need to leap off a building over a card game. 275 00:19:57,540 --> 00:19:59,349 I told you to quit gambling. 276 00:19:59,351 --> 00:20:01,382 I hate bailing you out in the middle of the night. 277 00:20:01,384 --> 00:20:03,401 You can't count on me much longer. 278 00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:05,819 I've decided to retire. 279 00:20:07,895 --> 00:20:10,519 Retirement? You're kidding! 280 00:20:12,496 --> 00:20:16,499 You know my wife is losing her mind and she's getting worse. 281 00:20:16,941 --> 00:20:19,193 Last week, she grabbed someone's baby 282 00:20:19,195 --> 00:20:20,915 and refused to return it. 283 00:20:20,916 --> 00:20:24,361 She even bit the mother's hand. She's getting worse, understand? 284 00:20:24,363 --> 00:20:26,096 If I carry on with you two. 285 00:20:26,098 --> 00:20:28,290 We'll all end up in jail sooner or later. 286 00:20:28,292 --> 00:20:30,165 Who'll take care of her then? 287 00:20:30,915 --> 00:20:35,165 - That was 20 years ago. - You keep saying that! 288 00:20:37,130 --> 00:20:38,901 I'm still responsible for what happened. 289 00:20:38,903 --> 00:20:40,868 What kind of father was I? 290 00:20:40,870 --> 00:20:43,141 My son had high fever for two days. 291 00:20:43,143 --> 00:20:47,749 I didn't realise it was meningitis. I'm responsible for his death. 292 00:20:48,048 --> 00:20:51,040 We have no children. There is no hope. What else can I do? 293 00:20:52,693 --> 00:20:53,651 Have another one. 294 00:20:54,051 --> 00:20:55,790 I can get Viagra at half price. 295 00:20:57,712 --> 00:20:59,377 Don't provoke him any more. 296 00:20:59,708 --> 00:21:02,124 - Don't tell me what to do. - It's time... 297 00:21:02,315 --> 00:21:03,855 Straighten your shirt. 298 00:21:04,195 --> 00:21:04,944 1. 299 00:21:05,608 --> 00:21:06,440 2. 300 00:21:06,940 --> 00:21:07,647 3. 301 00:21:10,483 --> 00:21:12,857 Honey, you're late! 302 00:21:13,204 --> 00:21:14,177 No, I'm not. 303 00:21:14,179 --> 00:21:16,719 You were at the top of the stairs yesterday. 304 00:21:16,721 --> 00:21:19,345 Now you're only on the third, you don't love me anymore? 305 00:21:20,231 --> 00:21:22,808 I'll hurry tomorrow. I love you very much. 306 00:21:25,388 --> 00:21:26,470 Your son. 307 00:21:27,166 --> 00:21:29,480 Hey! Did you pay your rent? 308 00:21:29,482 --> 00:21:31,398 Of course! Ask him. 309 00:21:32,155 --> 00:21:35,289 - They did. - They're always sneaking around. 310 00:21:35,291 --> 00:21:38,207 What's the matter with them? Don't hang out with them anymore. 311 00:21:39,882 --> 00:21:42,215 What? She knows about us? 312 00:21:43,361 --> 00:21:44,711 We must do something about that. 313 00:21:58,490 --> 00:22:00,280 You're more capable than my Dad. 314 00:22:00,630 --> 00:22:02,481 I am not even fit to tie his shoelaces. 315 00:22:02,483 --> 00:22:05,565 He's one of the richest men in Asia. 316 00:22:05,956 --> 00:22:09,663 If I'm half the man he is, it'd be wonderful. 317 00:22:10,215 --> 00:22:12,047 Dad will like you very much. 318 00:22:12,406 --> 00:22:14,239 I'm sure I'll like him very much too. 319 00:22:14,434 --> 00:22:15,685 and you, of course. 320 00:22:15,687 --> 00:22:17,270 Is my English getting better? 321 00:22:22,194 --> 00:22:26,360 I need to grab a cigar from the car. 322 00:22:26,362 --> 00:22:27,611 Enjoy your dinner. 323 00:22:29,681 --> 00:22:30,763 Yan... 324 00:22:30,765 --> 00:22:31,788 Keep an eye on her. 325 00:22:31,790 --> 00:22:33,652 Stop right there! 326 00:22:33,654 --> 00:22:34,861 What the hell? 327 00:22:35,501 --> 00:22:37,000 What's wrong with you? 328 00:22:38,542 --> 00:22:41,416 You can't come here dressed as a chicken! 329 00:22:41,750 --> 00:22:44,457 Think with your head if you want to spy on me. 330 00:22:44,459 --> 00:22:45,708 Forget it, I want a divorce. 331 00:22:46,164 --> 00:22:47,596 I'm working. 332 00:22:47,598 --> 00:22:49,930 I know that. You'd better not be doing this for fun. 333 00:22:51,071 --> 00:22:53,987 I came because Fanny told me she saw you. 334 00:22:55,538 --> 00:22:58,566 Who's that inside? 335 00:22:58,568 --> 00:23:01,042 Obviously she's a woman. My clients are either men or women. 336 00:23:01,044 --> 00:23:04,249 Can I only have male clients? Divorce me if you don't trust me. 337 00:23:06,374 --> 00:23:09,123 You haven't been home for months, I miss you. 338 00:23:09,125 --> 00:23:10,207 Why? 339 00:23:10,332 --> 00:23:12,664 I was stupid enough to marry you at 18. 340 00:23:12,666 --> 00:23:15,999 Look at this mess. I can't breathe. 341 00:23:16,333 --> 00:23:17,415 Never mind, let's divorce. 342 00:23:19,583 --> 00:23:20,976 - I'm sorry. - Sorry for what? 343 00:23:20,978 --> 00:23:24,164 You'd better not done me wrong! You should feel sorry for yourself. 344 00:23:24,166 --> 00:23:26,229 Go back to school if you have time. 345 00:23:26,231 --> 00:23:30,207 If you knew better, you wouldn't be dressed like this. 346 00:23:31,015 --> 00:23:34,249 What's the key to a marriage? 347 00:23:34,958 --> 00:23:36,082 Trust. 348 00:23:36,833 --> 00:23:38,196 Space. 349 00:23:38,198 --> 00:23:40,030 I'm suffocating! 350 00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:41,715 I want a divorce. 351 00:23:42,700 --> 00:23:43,824 I can't. 352 00:23:44,291 --> 00:23:46,082 - I'm pregnant. - What? 353 00:23:49,752 --> 00:23:50,542 Come again? 354 00:23:51,671 --> 00:23:52,878 I'm pregnant. 355 00:23:55,152 --> 00:23:57,484 No way! When was the last time... 356 00:23:57,916 --> 00:24:00,415 You were drunk that night and forgot to put on... 357 00:24:00,784 --> 00:24:05,124 How could you? You should have kicked me out of bed. 358 00:24:05,427 --> 00:24:08,123 I am ignorant about birth control. 359 00:24:08,125 --> 00:24:09,166 Really! 360 00:24:13,501 --> 00:24:15,708 You know how I am with kids. 361 00:24:16,192 --> 00:24:20,832 I don't like them. If we have a child. We'll have no more privacy. 362 00:24:21,759 --> 00:24:24,890 Are you sure? Have you checked? You can't be more than three months pregnant. 363 00:24:25,499 --> 00:24:28,902 Don't waste any time. Get an abortion in Shenzhen. 364 00:24:28,904 --> 00:24:31,361 You can't afford to wait. 365 00:24:36,955 --> 00:24:38,037 Hurry! 366 00:24:44,057 --> 00:24:46,931 You can't walk to Shenzhen dressed like that. 367 00:24:48,775 --> 00:24:49,690 Take a bus. 368 00:24:52,567 --> 00:24:53,816 Go back inside... 369 00:25:01,583 --> 00:25:04,529 Tell me where is Thongs. 370 00:25:04,531 --> 00:25:05,822 He's dead. 371 00:25:08,506 --> 00:25:10,298 Don't get upset, mind your health. 372 00:25:11,576 --> 00:25:12,450 The usual... 373 00:25:13,254 --> 00:25:15,586 Spray paint and take some pictures. 374 00:25:15,757 --> 00:25:18,452 Shut the door and windows while you eat, okay? 375 00:25:18,454 --> 00:25:20,203 Don't be mad. 376 00:25:21,291 --> 00:25:22,040 Sorry about that. 377 00:25:26,875 --> 00:25:28,374 - Hey, Thongs. - Stay away from him. 378 00:25:28,375 --> 00:25:30,290 - Come to visit your father? - Yes. 379 00:25:30,291 --> 00:25:32,356 He's a disgrace to the village, ignore him. 380 00:25:32,358 --> 00:25:34,540 "THONGS, PAY UP!" 381 00:25:36,041 --> 00:25:38,332 Please move along, lady. 382 00:25:38,333 --> 00:25:39,124 Easy... 383 00:25:39,540 --> 00:25:40,205 Hurry... 384 00:25:45,340 --> 00:25:46,255 What's going on? 385 00:25:53,958 --> 00:25:57,605 - Just leave my family alone. - But you were in hiding, pal. 386 00:25:57,607 --> 00:25:59,915 How else can we find you? What are you doing? 387 00:26:03,208 --> 00:26:04,124 Hold on tight! 388 00:26:04,700 --> 00:26:06,068 I'll pay when I can. 389 00:26:06,070 --> 00:26:08,569 I'll kill you if you bother my family again. 390 00:26:09,681 --> 00:26:10,721 Help him up. 391 00:26:14,166 --> 00:26:15,249 What's the occasion? 392 00:26:16,584 --> 00:26:17,833 Everyone is here. 393 00:26:21,018 --> 00:26:21,996 Twins. 394 00:26:21,998 --> 00:26:23,207 Look how tall you are, Ting! 395 00:26:23,208 --> 00:26:25,499 Come, I brought presents. 396 00:26:26,833 --> 00:26:29,957 These are all for you. Take what you like. 397 00:26:30,772 --> 00:26:32,313 This is for you. 398 00:26:33,153 --> 00:26:34,527 This is for you. 399 00:26:36,425 --> 00:26:39,090 Here's the pillow you wanted. 400 00:26:40,693 --> 00:26:41,900 And your heater. 401 00:26:42,225 --> 00:26:43,349 This is for you, Dad. 402 00:26:43,599 --> 00:26:46,098 A massager to ease your back pains. 403 00:26:48,059 --> 00:26:49,091 Why did you come back? 404 00:26:49,632 --> 00:26:51,048 I thought you were dead. 405 00:26:53,209 --> 00:26:55,050 Stop cursing me like that, Dad. 406 00:26:55,052 --> 00:26:57,301 Look at you, a punk! 407 00:26:57,938 --> 00:27:01,187 You were not like this when you were born. 408 00:27:01,696 --> 00:27:06,111 I wanted you to be a doctor or lawyer. 409 00:27:06,113 --> 00:27:08,113 I sent you to the best schools. 410 00:27:08,115 --> 00:27:10,823 But you turned out to be a loser. 411 00:27:11,153 --> 00:27:15,040 I may not be a lawyer, but I'm still your son. I wanted to be a professional, too. 412 00:27:15,522 --> 00:27:17,958 Even the President, but I'm not cut out for it. 413 00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:25,082 Your mother and I saved up every dime to put you through school. 414 00:27:27,193 --> 00:27:29,914 I tried, I just can't do it. 415 00:27:29,916 --> 00:27:32,149 - Don't be so stubborn. - Me? Stubborn? 416 00:27:32,151 --> 00:27:34,192 I'm doing alright. Look at me. 417 00:27:35,401 --> 00:27:36,317 The hell you are. 418 00:27:36,619 --> 00:27:38,618 What have you been doing? 419 00:27:39,201 --> 00:27:40,492 Gambling! 420 00:27:43,050 --> 00:27:44,882 I'm a business man. 421 00:27:45,165 --> 00:27:47,266 Business? What business? 422 00:27:47,268 --> 00:27:51,415 Whoring and gambling? You're a crook. 423 00:27:51,417 --> 00:27:54,582 You're nothing but a cheat. 424 00:27:54,584 --> 00:27:57,374 - All you want is for me to make money. - Don't start... 425 00:27:58,291 --> 00:28:01,910 I'm making money now. I bought you everything you wanted. 426 00:28:01,912 --> 00:28:04,473 What's wrong with that? I earned every penny. 427 00:28:04,475 --> 00:28:06,365 Money isn't everything. 428 00:28:06,367 --> 00:28:08,952 I want you to be an honest man. 429 00:28:08,954 --> 00:28:12,290 I did nothing wrong. I don't know... what have I done? 430 00:28:12,291 --> 00:28:14,885 - What did I do wrong? - I wonder about these things. 431 00:28:14,887 --> 00:28:20,749 How and where you got them from. You probably stole them! 432 00:28:21,096 --> 00:28:23,921 Take them away! 433 00:28:23,923 --> 00:28:27,447 Out! 434 00:28:27,449 --> 00:28:29,354 Dad... 435 00:28:29,356 --> 00:28:30,589 Here, throw this away as well. 436 00:28:30,591 --> 00:28:31,757 Get out! 437 00:28:32,833 --> 00:28:34,910 - You'd better go. - You're not my son. 438 00:28:34,912 --> 00:28:36,865 I don't have an unworthy son like you. 439 00:28:36,867 --> 00:28:40,135 Nobody wants to see you. 440 00:28:40,137 --> 00:28:41,511 Take them away! 441 00:28:46,583 --> 00:28:49,415 "THONGS, PAY UP!" 442 00:29:23,306 --> 00:29:24,139 Honey! 443 00:29:29,613 --> 00:29:32,154 What is it, Honey? 444 00:29:33,053 --> 00:29:34,427 Is this our bedroom? 445 00:29:34,883 --> 00:29:37,123 Yes, of course.. 446 00:29:37,125 --> 00:29:38,915 - Are you sure? - Yes, 447 00:29:38,917 --> 00:29:40,291 it's our bedroom. 448 00:29:40,848 --> 00:29:42,180 We've been robbed! 449 00:29:42,472 --> 00:29:44,512 - What? - There's been a burglary! 450 00:29:45,064 --> 00:29:47,563 Goddamn it, who did this? 451 00:29:47,993 --> 00:29:49,700 It's okay, Honey. 452 00:29:50,266 --> 00:29:52,140 At least our baby is safe. 453 00:29:53,297 --> 00:29:55,255 I'll clean up this mess, okay? 454 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:00,499 A burglary! 455 00:30:12,254 --> 00:30:13,665 - Hello? - Landlord. 456 00:30:13,666 --> 00:30:14,413 What is it, Uncle? 457 00:30:14,415 --> 00:30:17,348 I heard you're retiring. Made enough already? 458 00:30:17,350 --> 00:30:19,873 I have a big one for you, interested? 459 00:30:19,875 --> 00:30:22,374 I never said I'm retiring. I'll take any job. 460 00:30:37,475 --> 00:30:40,042 "LANDLORD" 461 00:30:41,704 --> 00:30:43,635 Meet for a card game, Thongs. 462 00:30:43,637 --> 00:30:46,040 22:00, the usual place. 463 00:30:49,981 --> 00:30:52,813 Don't buy a car if you can't afford it. 464 00:30:53,458 --> 00:30:56,071 I was just kidding. This is for your troubles. 465 00:30:56,073 --> 00:30:57,890 - You always make me do this. - Stop being agitated. Treat yourself to a massage. 466 00:30:57,892 --> 00:31:00,265 - No. - Stop being agitated. Treat yourself to a massage. 467 00:31:00,267 --> 00:31:02,058 - No! - Come on, take it. 468 00:31:05,185 --> 00:31:06,593 Be like that, you goddamn midget! 469 00:31:08,451 --> 00:31:10,740 You'll be towing cars for the rest of your life... 470 00:31:10,742 --> 00:31:12,374 and you'll have a midget son like you! 471 00:31:29,109 --> 00:31:31,649 Did you crack my refrigerator, Octopus? 472 00:31:34,062 --> 00:31:36,102 Is Thongs coming? What time is it? 473 00:31:38,141 --> 00:31:40,610 There's a big job, I can't decide. 474 00:31:40,614 --> 00:31:43,624 - I feel we should... - Been painting again? 475 00:31:44,106 --> 00:31:46,122 Must you always wear white? 476 00:31:46,124 --> 00:31:47,789 You look better this way? 477 00:31:49,916 --> 00:31:53,040 - Did you crack my refrigerator? - Why are you so upset? The paint is on me! 478 00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:55,272 You should see what I did to those thugs. 479 00:31:57,520 --> 00:31:58,477 What were you saying? 480 00:31:58,847 --> 00:32:00,146 We have an assignment. 481 00:32:00,697 --> 00:32:02,155 I can't make up my mind. 482 00:32:02,343 --> 00:32:03,592 I'll do anything. 483 00:32:04,308 --> 00:32:07,146 This is really complicated. Though we'll be paid $7 million... 484 00:32:07,148 --> 00:32:08,082 - What? - What? 485 00:32:08,083 --> 00:32:09,385 $7 million? 486 00:32:09,387 --> 00:32:10,780 - $7 million? - To do what? 487 00:32:10,782 --> 00:32:12,374 Just hear me out... 488 00:32:12,376 --> 00:32:14,916 Cut the crap, let's do it. 489 00:32:15,916 --> 00:32:16,999 Listen to me... 490 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:19,540 - I'll do anything for $7 million. - $7 million, you've got to be kidding! 491 00:32:19,541 --> 00:32:21,290 - Start the car... - Mind the door! 492 00:32:38,072 --> 00:32:39,187 Watch where you're going. 493 00:32:57,693 --> 00:32:58,526 Help me. 494 00:33:00,322 --> 00:33:01,238 Landlord... 495 00:33:01,488 --> 00:33:03,548 - Give me a hand. - You don't have to come with us. 496 00:33:03,550 --> 00:33:04,966 I must do this myself. 497 00:33:06,208 --> 00:33:08,624 Why is this such a big deal? 498 00:33:09,036 --> 00:33:09,980 Never mind. 499 00:33:09,982 --> 00:33:12,582 Just open the door for me, I'll wait down here. 500 00:34:00,955 --> 00:34:03,248 Nothing! I bet they wore the jewellery. 501 00:34:03,250 --> 00:34:05,790 - Just some foreign currency left. - You're kidding... 502 00:34:07,031 --> 00:34:07,988 Where's Landlord? 503 00:34:10,639 --> 00:34:12,249 Probably cracking another safe. 504 00:34:23,528 --> 00:34:25,277 Have I seen her before? 505 00:34:41,001 --> 00:34:41,800 What's going on? 506 00:35:01,292 --> 00:35:02,416 What are you doing? 507 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:03,943 Are you mad? 508 00:35:03,945 --> 00:35:05,720 Just taking him back to his grandpa. 509 00:35:05,722 --> 00:35:06,998 Whose grandpa? 510 00:35:07,382 --> 00:35:08,796 - Shut up! - What? 511 00:35:09,309 --> 00:35:11,207 You lied to me too? What did you feed him? 512 00:35:22,545 --> 00:35:24,624 - What is it? - There's a break-in! 513 00:35:26,746 --> 00:35:28,203 Uncle, it's done. 514 00:35:29,326 --> 00:35:30,492 Is it Lobster Bay? 515 00:35:30,855 --> 00:35:31,771 Roger that. 516 00:35:40,541 --> 00:35:42,749 Do you know what you're doing? 517 00:35:43,194 --> 00:35:46,996 We agreed no raping, looting, arson and murder. 518 00:35:46,998 --> 00:35:49,539 This is someone else's family feud. Stay out of it. 519 00:35:49,541 --> 00:35:51,138 We take the baby to his Grandpa. 520 00:35:51,140 --> 00:35:53,282 All it takes is a few minutes for a blood test. 521 00:35:53,284 --> 00:35:54,520 - What did you feed him? - Nothing. 522 00:35:54,522 --> 00:35:56,893 Just sedative to help him sleep. 523 00:35:56,897 --> 00:35:59,084 Are you crazy? 524 00:35:59,597 --> 00:36:01,180 You fed sedative to a baby! 525 00:36:02,165 --> 00:36:05,164 Even burglars have ethics. 526 00:36:05,166 --> 00:36:06,612 You taught us that, remember? 527 00:36:06,614 --> 00:36:10,915 Ethics is for reference only. We need to improvise all the time. 528 00:36:10,916 --> 00:36:13,582 You should've told us the job involves a baby. 529 00:36:13,583 --> 00:36:16,457 I told you we need to talk but once you heard about the $7 million 530 00:36:16,458 --> 00:36:19,271 you pushed me into the car and you even congratulated me. 531 00:36:19,273 --> 00:36:21,249 You didn't give me a chance. 532 00:36:22,140 --> 00:36:22,764 No way. 533 00:36:24,666 --> 00:36:25,832 What are you doing? 534 00:36:26,085 --> 00:36:27,834 - Take him back. - How can you say that? 535 00:36:28,083 --> 00:36:30,374 - I dare you to repeat that! - Take him back! 536 00:36:30,939 --> 00:36:32,313 Who supported you all these years? 537 00:36:32,589 --> 00:36:34,038 Who supported you all these years? 538 00:36:35,694 --> 00:36:38,324 Who taught you to pick a lock? And who taught you to crack a safe? 539 00:36:38,791 --> 00:36:40,248 What will become of you without me? 540 00:36:40,250 --> 00:36:43,335 You're nothing but a loser. And you, a womanizer. 541 00:36:43,337 --> 00:36:45,663 I'm sorry... do you know what happened to me? 542 00:36:45,665 --> 00:36:46,929 Do you have any idea? 543 00:36:46,931 --> 00:36:49,264 You know my wife is nuts. 544 00:36:49,806 --> 00:36:52,011 And I can barely see these days. 545 00:36:52,013 --> 00:36:54,682 I'm going blind. Do you understand? 546 00:36:54,684 --> 00:36:56,786 Know why I had to do this myself? 547 00:36:56,788 --> 00:36:59,009 Why must I do this? 548 00:36:59,011 --> 00:37:00,552 Use your imagination. 549 00:37:01,093 --> 00:37:02,270 Rings any bell? 550 00:37:02,272 --> 00:37:04,396 I've been robbed! 551 00:37:05,089 --> 00:37:08,671 Some bastards cleaned out my $3 million! 552 00:37:08,927 --> 00:37:11,134 I have nothing left... 553 00:37:12,156 --> 00:37:14,297 Who'll support me? 554 00:37:14,299 --> 00:37:16,520 Will you do it? 555 00:37:16,522 --> 00:37:18,855 Can you support me? 556 00:37:22,081 --> 00:37:27,080 Even I get burgled. 557 00:37:27,437 --> 00:37:29,936 I'm supposed to be a pro. Now I have nothing! 558 00:37:30,495 --> 00:37:32,833 I can manage on my own. 559 00:37:32,835 --> 00:37:34,126 I know I can! 560 00:37:34,540 --> 00:37:37,332 - I don't need your help. - Landlord. 561 00:37:38,483 --> 00:37:39,398 Get in. 562 00:38:31,193 --> 00:38:32,914 Let's go home and get some sleep. 563 00:38:32,916 --> 00:38:36,457 If I wasn't driving this piece of shit, you'll be eating my dust. 564 00:38:47,448 --> 00:38:49,614 Get out of the way, asshole! 565 00:38:50,431 --> 00:38:53,374 If I let you overtake me in that car, I'm a real son of a bitch. 566 00:39:01,317 --> 00:39:03,316 Stop this nonsense! Careful with the kid. 567 00:39:03,547 --> 00:39:05,588 Are you crazy? Let him pass. 568 00:39:07,906 --> 00:39:10,915 - Hello? Uncle? - Are you there yet? 569 00:39:11,304 --> 00:39:12,261 Almost, and you? 570 00:39:12,531 --> 00:39:15,780 Five more minutes. Some asshole is blocking my path. 571 00:39:16,218 --> 00:39:18,229 We're dueling with an asshole too. 572 00:39:18,231 --> 00:39:21,134 Don't be late, the buyer is punctual. 573 00:39:21,136 --> 00:39:24,468 No problem. Be careful and lose that asshole quick. 574 00:39:25,394 --> 00:39:26,477 Don't worry. 575 00:39:26,479 --> 00:39:29,956 I'm not nicknamed "King of Monza" for nothing. 576 00:39:29,958 --> 00:39:30,832 See you there! 577 00:39:40,468 --> 00:39:41,011 Boss. 578 00:39:41,481 --> 00:39:44,605 I just want to know if the baby is ours. 579 00:39:44,953 --> 00:39:46,119 The others can go to hell. 580 00:39:46,955 --> 00:39:49,454 Listen, only the kid! 581 00:39:50,147 --> 00:39:50,771 Yes, Boss. 582 00:40:05,134 --> 00:40:07,819 Excuse me, sir! You were speeding. Please wait here. 583 00:40:07,821 --> 00:40:10,153 See? What did I tell you? 584 00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:11,851 For everyone's information, 585 00:40:12,202 --> 00:40:14,742 my license has been revoked three times. 586 00:40:16,475 --> 00:40:18,224 Your license has been revoked? 587 00:40:19,386 --> 00:40:21,843 What's that got to do with being burglars? 588 00:40:22,193 --> 00:40:24,544 You need to drive the get-away car, pal. 589 00:40:24,546 --> 00:40:25,920 Get ready to swap. 590 00:40:40,625 --> 00:40:43,790 If things go wrong, kill the others. We only want the kid. 591 00:40:44,268 --> 00:40:45,892 - The hardware's all loaded. - Brilliant! 592 00:40:56,108 --> 00:40:58,065 Don't suck on it, blow! 593 00:41:00,445 --> 00:41:02,720 Roll down the window, sir. 594 00:41:02,722 --> 00:41:03,680 Roll down the window. 595 00:41:04,337 --> 00:41:05,627 Thanks for your cooperation. 596 00:41:08,865 --> 00:41:10,748 Please open the bag. 597 00:41:11,112 --> 00:41:12,236 What's inside? 598 00:41:13,537 --> 00:41:14,248 What's inside? 599 00:41:14,250 --> 00:41:16,707 - This bag? - Yes. Please open it. 600 00:41:17,808 --> 00:41:20,015 - Thank you. Open up. - Sure. 601 00:41:21,891 --> 00:41:23,182 Please cooperate, thank you. 602 00:41:32,618 --> 00:41:35,325 Back up! I'm holding a gun, damn it! 603 00:41:35,327 --> 00:41:37,368 - Yes, Boss. - Cut the posturing! 604 00:41:39,791 --> 00:41:42,457 They're running the road block. Give chase! Go... 605 00:41:42,458 --> 00:41:44,124 Run for it! Go. 606 00:41:45,865 --> 00:41:49,411 EU to headquarters. A black sedan just fled from us. 607 00:41:53,041 --> 00:41:56,082 The mini van is getting away. Send a police van after them. 608 00:41:59,485 --> 00:42:01,210 Why is it so dark? 609 00:42:01,212 --> 00:42:03,295 You forgot the lights! 610 00:42:08,464 --> 00:42:10,665 - You call this driving? - Check the kid. 611 00:42:10,666 --> 00:42:12,715 The kid? I held onto him the whole time. 612 00:42:12,717 --> 00:42:14,874 Okay... I'm stuck. 613 00:42:14,875 --> 00:42:18,355 - Can you move? - No, don't mind me. 614 00:42:18,357 --> 00:42:20,874 The cops are coming, take the kid. 615 00:42:21,341 --> 00:42:22,892 To where? Your place? 616 00:42:22,894 --> 00:42:24,873 Are you mad? Don't let my wife see him. 617 00:42:24,875 --> 00:42:25,998 What then? 618 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:26,999 Just go. 619 00:42:28,135 --> 00:42:29,676 Hurry, the cops are coming. 620 00:42:30,968 --> 00:42:32,650 - They're coming. - Hurry. 621 00:42:32,652 --> 00:42:34,235 I'll get out in a few days. 622 00:42:34,237 --> 00:42:35,361 Take care. 623 00:42:36,511 --> 00:42:37,135 Go! 624 00:42:39,649 --> 00:42:41,466 Control! Traffic accident in Sai Kung. 625 00:42:41,468 --> 00:42:43,456 Send an ambulance, someone's hurt. 626 00:42:43,458 --> 00:42:44,707 And a fire truck. Over! 627 00:42:45,853 --> 00:42:48,739 - What happened, officer? - Please cooperate. 628 00:43:25,603 --> 00:43:28,143 We ran into a road block, Boss. 629 00:43:28,469 --> 00:43:31,681 We don't have the kid and we can't find Uncle. 630 00:43:31,683 --> 00:43:32,890 I want that kid! 631 00:43:33,428 --> 00:43:35,135 I want that kid! 632 00:43:36,064 --> 00:43:37,105 If you can't find him, 633 00:43:37,938 --> 00:43:39,562 prepare for your own funeral. 634 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,015 Yes, Boss. We'll fix it. 635 00:43:53,587 --> 00:43:56,012 He hasn't stopped crying. 636 00:43:56,014 --> 00:43:57,054 What do you want? 637 00:43:57,750 --> 00:43:58,999 Just tell us. 638 00:44:01,666 --> 00:44:03,201 - Humor him. - You do it. 639 00:44:03,203 --> 00:44:04,394 - No, you do it! - Hurry! 640 00:44:04,396 --> 00:44:07,798 Shut up! Don't wake Landlady. 641 00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:08,799 What now? 642 00:44:17,542 --> 00:44:18,458 What are you doing? 643 00:44:18,648 --> 00:44:21,886 - Put him to sleep. - You'll kill him! 644 00:44:21,888 --> 00:44:24,082 - What else can we do? - Let's close the windows. 645 00:44:25,587 --> 00:44:27,003 Close the other one. 646 00:44:29,731 --> 00:44:31,313 What the hell do you want? 647 00:44:34,474 --> 00:44:35,306 Hey! 648 00:44:35,652 --> 00:44:36,930 What are you doing? 649 00:44:36,932 --> 00:44:39,996 - He's fine, I left breathing space. - Where's your common sense? 650 00:44:39,998 --> 00:44:42,143 - You'll kill him, he's just a baby. - He'll be fine, 651 00:44:42,145 --> 00:44:44,632 - I just want to muffle his noise. - How can he be fine? 652 00:44:48,322 --> 00:44:50,332 Hey, it works! Carry on. 653 00:44:52,125 --> 00:44:53,832 It's working... 654 00:44:53,834 --> 00:44:55,583 - Keep it up. - Yes! 655 00:44:56,013 --> 00:44:57,804 Having fun? Keep it up! 656 00:45:01,610 --> 00:45:03,484 Try something else, you're getting boring. 657 00:45:06,689 --> 00:45:09,874 - Now try another trick. - You didn't lock the door. 658 00:45:10,535 --> 00:45:12,284 What a surprise, Landlady! 659 00:45:12,592 --> 00:45:13,424 Landlady? 660 00:45:15,305 --> 00:45:17,927 I heard a baby's cry. 661 00:45:20,388 --> 00:45:21,762 Pretend that you're doing laundry. 662 00:45:22,996 --> 00:45:23,912 Where's the baby? 663 00:45:24,297 --> 00:45:25,879 - No. - No? 664 00:45:43,112 --> 00:45:44,611 Bite your tongue! 665 00:45:45,322 --> 00:45:46,404 Where's my baby? 666 00:45:48,137 --> 00:45:50,552 Don't you bully him. 667 00:45:50,949 --> 00:45:52,364 There's your baby. 668 00:45:53,533 --> 00:45:54,533 Oh, yeah! 669 00:45:58,893 --> 00:45:59,770 What a sucker! 670 00:45:59,772 --> 00:46:01,442 Where's my Honey? 671 00:46:02,293 --> 00:46:03,792 Where is he? 672 00:46:05,041 --> 00:46:07,249 Landlord? 673 00:46:07,250 --> 00:46:08,290 Where's my Honey? 674 00:46:09,109 --> 00:46:10,149 Where is he? 675 00:46:10,575 --> 00:46:11,824 He's gone to eat fondue. 676 00:46:12,250 --> 00:46:14,498 - What kind of fondue? Where? - Shenzhen. 677 00:46:14,500 --> 00:46:16,457 - For how long? - A month... no, a week. 678 00:46:16,458 --> 00:46:17,415 A week? 679 00:46:18,090 --> 00:46:20,005 That'll kill him. 680 00:46:20,416 --> 00:46:21,915 Stop! Landlady... 681 00:46:26,359 --> 00:46:27,399 - Baby! - Landlady! 682 00:46:29,399 --> 00:46:31,939 Landlord is having fondue... 683 00:46:32,168 --> 00:46:34,002 for a day only, not a week. 684 00:46:34,004 --> 00:46:35,454 He's there to close a deal. 685 00:46:35,456 --> 00:46:37,695 A big one. He'll be back soon. 686 00:46:37,697 --> 00:46:40,894 - Yes, I think he told me. - That's right. 687 00:46:40,896 --> 00:46:43,145 - Look! It's filthy! - I'll clean up. 688 00:46:45,426 --> 00:46:46,823 I'll do it. 689 00:46:46,825 --> 00:46:48,949 It'll attract cockroaches, I know. 690 00:46:49,540 --> 00:46:50,598 And here... 691 00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:51,724 - I'll do it. - I'll do it. 692 00:46:52,239 --> 00:46:55,706 Landlady... It's getting late. You should go to bed. 693 00:46:55,708 --> 00:47:00,190 - Clean up this mess. - Sure, we'll clean the whole place up. 694 00:47:00,192 --> 00:47:02,415 - Don't forget your laundry. - Bye. 695 00:47:03,125 --> 00:47:03,698 Hey. 696 00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:05,832 Where's the kid? 697 00:47:19,838 --> 00:47:21,753 Damn! It won't stop! 698 00:47:22,113 --> 00:47:23,196 Pull the plug! 699 00:47:24,208 --> 00:47:25,985 Please don't cry! I'm begging you... 700 00:47:25,987 --> 00:47:28,248 I'll offer you a sacrifice. 701 00:47:28,250 --> 00:47:29,538 Damn! Forgot to light it. 702 00:47:29,540 --> 00:47:31,915 - This thing... - Chicken... it's great. 703 00:47:31,916 --> 00:47:34,290 - Please don't cry. - Babies don't eat chicken. 704 00:47:34,292 --> 00:47:35,999 Please stop crying. Pity my ear-drums! 705 00:47:36,787 --> 00:47:38,078 Have some chicken! 706 00:47:39,220 --> 00:47:41,795 I'll knock him out with this. 707 00:47:41,797 --> 00:47:42,928 Let's give him a beer. 708 00:47:42,930 --> 00:47:44,379 He'll sleep better drunk. 709 00:47:44,381 --> 00:47:45,539 Drumstick... 710 00:47:45,541 --> 00:47:47,957 "Twinkle, twinkle little star". 711 00:47:47,958 --> 00:47:50,832 "How I wonder what you are". 712 00:47:52,237 --> 00:47:53,249 It's working! 713 00:47:53,250 --> 00:47:54,164 Keep it up! 714 00:47:54,166 --> 00:47:55,379 Keep singing. 715 00:47:55,381 --> 00:47:57,255 Sing anything, hurry! 716 00:47:58,621 --> 00:47:59,829 Hurry... 717 00:47:59,831 --> 00:48:02,560 "Fatso marries an expensive wife". 718 00:48:02,562 --> 00:48:05,315 "We sharks are circling him left and right". 719 00:48:05,317 --> 00:48:08,252 "With interest multiplying day by day". 720 00:48:08,254 --> 00:48:11,249 "Our future has never looked so bright". 721 00:48:11,871 --> 00:48:13,999 - You call that a song? - Then you do it. 722 00:48:14,384 --> 00:48:16,133 Wait! Let me strike my Elvis pose. 723 00:48:17,458 --> 00:48:19,624 "Your mother re-married". 724 00:48:19,914 --> 00:48:22,038 "a bearded fellow". 725 00:48:22,040 --> 00:48:24,372 "with a scar on his butt". 726 00:48:24,720 --> 00:48:27,688 "I love you, loving you...". 727 00:48:27,690 --> 00:48:30,772 "like bees attracted to honey". 728 00:48:31,079 --> 00:48:33,740 "No matter what happens". 729 00:48:33,742 --> 00:48:36,551 "I will always love you". 730 00:48:36,553 --> 00:48:39,080 "We wish you a Merry Christmas". 731 00:48:39,082 --> 00:48:41,706 "We wish you a Merry Christmas". 732 00:48:41,708 --> 00:48:46,952 "We wish you a Merry Christmas". 733 00:48:46,954 --> 00:48:49,415 "And a Happy New Year". 734 00:48:49,416 --> 00:48:51,929 "And a Happy New Year". 735 00:49:10,262 --> 00:49:13,756 This is local news at top of the hour... 736 00:49:13,758 --> 00:49:16,965 There's a break-in at Tycoon Li's Peak mansion. 737 00:49:17,383 --> 00:49:19,090 Excuse me, officer. 738 00:49:19,263 --> 00:49:20,637 I need a favor... 739 00:49:20,922 --> 00:49:21,688 I have a request. 740 00:49:29,176 --> 00:49:30,359 - Hello? - Hello? 741 00:49:30,706 --> 00:49:32,957 Turn on the TV, Thongs. 742 00:49:33,286 --> 00:49:34,207 Now! 743 00:49:34,208 --> 00:49:34,889 Thanks. 744 00:49:35,001 --> 00:49:38,000 According to the latest financial reports... 745 00:49:38,002 --> 00:49:41,528 the Li family's net worth is well over $50 billion. 746 00:49:42,281 --> 00:49:44,679 See that? He's not just a mongrel. 747 00:49:44,681 --> 00:49:46,555 He's a pedigree poodle. 748 00:49:49,106 --> 00:49:51,939 It's not regular price anymore. I'll jack it up when I get out. 749 00:49:51,941 --> 00:49:54,950 - How long will it take? - A week at the most. 750 00:49:54,952 --> 00:49:57,164 I'm charged with dangerous driving. 751 00:49:57,166 --> 00:49:58,982 - Two weeks tops. - What? 752 00:49:58,984 --> 00:50:00,331 Who'll look after him? 753 00:50:00,333 --> 00:50:04,499 No one except you, understand? Wait till I get out. 754 00:50:07,226 --> 00:50:09,142 A week! My God... 755 00:50:10,833 --> 00:50:13,273 - It's not on! - Quiet... 756 00:50:13,275 --> 00:50:14,024 Again? 757 00:50:15,576 --> 00:50:16,408 What now? 758 00:50:17,081 --> 00:50:19,330 Are you out of your mind? 759 00:50:21,021 --> 00:50:22,210 What are you doing? 760 00:50:25,916 --> 00:50:28,332 It stinks! I don't believe this. 761 00:50:28,687 --> 00:50:31,096 He didn't even have much to eat. 762 00:50:31,098 --> 00:50:33,222 Don't shove it to me! There's shit everywhere. 763 00:50:50,299 --> 00:50:54,374 Eat this, come on... Yeah, good boy... 764 00:50:57,246 --> 00:50:58,495 Baby! Baby! 765 00:50:58,497 --> 00:51:01,764 Don't feed him just anything. 766 00:51:01,766 --> 00:51:03,046 How old is he? 767 00:51:03,048 --> 00:51:04,164 - How old? - Yes! 768 00:51:04,166 --> 00:51:07,249 - How old? - Five to six months, I can tell. 769 00:51:07,807 --> 00:51:09,330 Who's the father? 770 00:51:09,332 --> 00:51:10,206 He is. 771 00:51:11,534 --> 00:51:13,096 I see... 772 00:51:13,098 --> 00:51:14,531 I know your kind. 773 00:51:15,593 --> 00:51:17,957 - Yes, that's what we are. - Don't worry, I have nothing against your kind. 774 00:51:19,065 --> 00:51:22,356 But men are so careless. 775 00:51:22,693 --> 00:51:24,079 Not this! 776 00:51:24,081 --> 00:51:27,499 This is for three-year-olds. 777 00:51:28,051 --> 00:51:31,758 No, this one doesn't have DHA. 778 00:51:33,117 --> 00:51:35,262 This is extra large! 779 00:51:35,264 --> 00:51:38,263 His pee will leak from the side. 780 00:51:38,548 --> 00:51:39,839 No! 781 00:51:40,475 --> 00:51:42,141 This is for breast enlargement. 782 00:51:43,153 --> 00:51:45,696 I need that, he wants a better feel. 783 00:51:45,698 --> 00:51:47,623 Don't complicate matters, just hurry! 784 00:51:47,998 --> 00:51:49,593 Life is complicated. 785 00:51:49,595 --> 00:51:51,646 You are what you eat. 786 00:51:51,648 --> 00:51:54,309 What you feed and teach stay with him for life. 787 00:51:54,311 --> 00:51:55,746 You must take this seriously. 788 00:51:55,748 --> 00:51:58,424 Let me give you a lesson. 789 00:51:58,426 --> 00:51:59,925 I'll show you. 790 00:52:00,236 --> 00:52:01,735 Enough! Just hurry! 791 00:52:02,622 --> 00:52:05,290 - Whose napkins are these? - Napkins? 792 00:52:05,618 --> 00:52:09,832 One with wings and one without... One for day, one for night, which is it? 793 00:52:10,465 --> 00:52:12,808 - I want night time with no wings. - Day time with wings for me. 794 00:52:16,043 --> 00:52:17,082 Just hurry... 795 00:52:17,083 --> 00:52:18,260 - Ready? - Yes! 796 00:52:18,262 --> 00:52:18,969 Drink this! 797 00:52:21,364 --> 00:52:22,821 Is it too thick? 798 00:52:32,612 --> 00:52:33,528 This is it. 799 00:52:33,690 --> 00:52:34,439 Hurry. 800 00:52:36,421 --> 00:52:37,336 Thanks! 801 00:52:38,243 --> 00:52:40,582 - We'll each take a class. - Alright! 802 00:52:41,858 --> 00:52:42,451 Hey! 803 00:52:43,303 --> 00:52:44,302 Thanks. 804 00:52:44,956 --> 00:52:45,872 Over there, sir! 805 00:52:55,788 --> 00:52:57,511 Help me, please! 806 00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,499 One, two, three. 807 00:53:02,500 --> 00:53:04,249 Sit down and relax. 808 00:53:04,250 --> 00:53:05,957 I don't get it. Can you show me again? 809 00:53:05,958 --> 00:53:08,164 Okay. Carry on. 810 00:53:08,166 --> 00:53:10,832 Go home and teach your wife. 811 00:53:11,333 --> 00:53:17,165 Keep your back straight. Tighten your thighs and buttocks. 812 00:53:17,166 --> 00:53:18,163 Straighten the back? 813 00:53:18,165 --> 00:53:19,707 - Yes. - Is this straight enough? 814 00:53:19,708 --> 00:53:23,245 - Look! It's straight... - Keep it flat and straight. 815 00:53:23,247 --> 00:53:25,204 - He's so cute! - Yes! 816 00:53:26,006 --> 00:53:27,831 How old is he? 817 00:53:27,833 --> 00:53:29,361 A few months, I think. 818 00:53:29,363 --> 00:53:32,040 A few months? He's big. 819 00:53:32,958 --> 00:53:35,260 - Where's his mother? - Mommy's at work. 820 00:53:35,262 --> 00:53:36,811 You take care of him yourself? 821 00:53:38,016 --> 00:53:39,015 That's great! 822 00:53:43,125 --> 00:53:45,040 So cute and loveable. 823 00:53:48,875 --> 00:53:51,192 We could have caught a taxi if you'd hurried. 824 00:53:51,194 --> 00:53:52,735 Shut up, alright? 825 00:53:56,147 --> 00:53:56,979 What a coincidence! 826 00:53:57,562 --> 00:53:58,644 You just got off? 827 00:53:59,076 --> 00:54:00,676 No, I work at the hospital. 828 00:54:00,678 --> 00:54:02,739 This is just part time. 829 00:54:04,072 --> 00:54:04,905 Chatting her up? 830 00:54:06,595 --> 00:54:08,386 She was our instructor. 831 00:54:09,560 --> 00:54:10,768 What a cute baby! 832 00:54:25,194 --> 00:54:26,277 Excuse me! 833 00:54:28,429 --> 00:54:29,401 Where are you? 834 00:54:29,403 --> 00:54:31,149 I'm with your Mom. 835 00:54:31,151 --> 00:54:33,318 Really? Put her on. 836 00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:34,089 What? 837 00:54:34,091 --> 00:54:36,749 - I can't hear you. Call me back. - Hello? Hello! 838 00:54:38,032 --> 00:54:39,239 Bitch! 839 00:54:42,333 --> 00:54:44,457 Thank you... 840 00:54:44,458 --> 00:54:46,082 Do stay in touch... 841 00:54:46,083 --> 00:54:46,874 Bye-bye. 842 00:54:53,591 --> 00:54:55,506 You're not local? 843 00:54:56,472 --> 00:54:57,596 I'm from Shaanxi. 844 00:54:58,067 --> 00:55:00,941 A student nurse on exchange. 845 00:55:05,012 --> 00:55:06,999 - Hello? - Dad had a stroke! 846 00:55:07,001 --> 00:55:08,972 - What? - He's in the hospital. 847 00:55:08,974 --> 00:55:09,987 Is it serious? 848 00:55:09,989 --> 00:55:11,572 He's out of intensive care. 849 00:55:11,970 --> 00:55:13,445 I'll drop by after work. 850 00:55:13,447 --> 00:55:14,779 - Hurry! - Yes... 851 00:55:17,149 --> 00:55:18,356 Where do you work? 852 00:55:19,681 --> 00:55:20,471 Me? 853 00:55:21,854 --> 00:55:23,591 This is my stop, talk to you later. 854 00:55:23,593 --> 00:55:24,547 Let's go! 855 00:55:32,781 --> 00:55:33,118 Hello? 856 00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:36,704 I'm charged with running a road block, resisting arrest and dangerous driving. 857 00:55:36,706 --> 00:55:37,917 They're refusing bail. 858 00:55:37,919 --> 00:55:40,725 But the lawyer said I'll be out next week. 859 00:55:40,727 --> 00:55:45,040 - Next week? - Keep feeding the pedigree poodle. 860 00:55:48,406 --> 00:55:52,616 We're supposed to feed him well. And don't hand him over to anyone. 861 00:55:55,909 --> 00:55:56,716 Where is the poodle? 862 00:56:15,904 --> 00:56:18,124 - It's the wrong bus! - Sorry... 863 00:56:50,035 --> 00:56:52,742 Picture perfect! Give me a kiss! 864 00:56:54,580 --> 00:56:55,621 It's your fault! 865 00:57:02,125 --> 00:57:03,502 - Are you alright? - Thanks. 866 00:57:03,504 --> 00:57:05,003 Don't hold him like that. 867 00:57:06,739 --> 00:57:07,905 Careful with his arm! 868 00:57:08,554 --> 00:57:11,582 You're just plain negligent! Leaving him behind on the bus. 869 00:57:12,977 --> 00:57:15,184 Can you help me? 870 00:58:06,605 --> 00:58:07,729 Octopus! 871 00:58:21,791 --> 00:58:22,957 I don't believe my luck. 872 00:58:24,198 --> 00:58:25,580 How can he miss out by a whisker? 873 00:58:32,772 --> 00:58:36,040 I should have known better. I lose money on him every time. 874 00:58:38,436 --> 00:58:42,476 I do the dishes, you take a bath. Let's take a bath together, okay? 875 00:58:57,017 --> 00:58:58,099 I'm rich! 876 00:58:59,596 --> 00:59:00,636 I've won, at last. 877 00:59:15,125 --> 00:59:18,541 Isn't it fun? 878 00:59:26,059 --> 00:59:26,849 Hey! 879 00:59:28,965 --> 00:59:30,214 Can you believe this? 880 00:59:50,512 --> 00:59:54,040 Thanks so much, Melody. 881 00:59:54,418 --> 00:59:55,811 If not for you, 882 00:59:55,813 --> 00:59:58,168 we wouldn't know what to do with him. 883 00:59:58,170 --> 00:59:59,874 Octopus and I are grateful. 884 01:00:00,610 --> 01:00:02,609 Actually, I'm very grateful... 885 01:00:21,745 --> 01:00:22,927 So that's how he was revived. 886 01:00:48,111 --> 01:00:48,902 Yan... 887 01:00:50,434 --> 01:00:51,891 Did you do what I told you to do? 888 01:00:54,401 --> 01:00:56,442 You don't have to go if you're busy. 889 01:01:04,750 --> 01:01:06,133 Should I call her? 890 01:01:06,135 --> 01:01:07,967 Was I too harsh? 891 01:01:15,083 --> 01:01:17,929 This is Yan, I can't come to the phone right now. 892 01:01:17,931 --> 01:01:19,305 Leave a message at the beep. 893 01:01:25,054 --> 01:01:27,160 - Alan! - Long time no see, Thongs. 894 01:01:27,162 --> 01:01:28,206 Your baby? 895 01:01:28,208 --> 01:01:29,749 Hey, stop it! 896 01:01:31,243 --> 01:01:32,701 Carry on... 897 01:01:34,458 --> 01:01:35,707 Come... 898 01:01:40,011 --> 01:01:41,051 Be a good boy! 899 01:01:41,893 --> 01:01:44,455 - Don't do that! - Thongs, what's your game? 900 01:01:44,457 --> 01:01:45,858 Get out if you're not playing! 901 01:01:45,860 --> 01:01:47,598 Don't bring a kid in here! 902 01:01:47,600 --> 01:01:48,558 Get lost! 903 01:01:49,192 --> 01:01:53,007 Life is complicated, you are what you eat. 904 01:01:53,009 --> 01:01:55,420 What you feed and teach stay with him for life. 905 01:01:55,422 --> 01:01:56,962 You must take this seriously. 906 01:01:57,420 --> 01:01:58,877 Thongs, are you in or not? 907 01:02:00,252 --> 01:02:01,668 Go home and babysit! 908 01:02:02,298 --> 01:02:03,255 Get lost! 909 01:02:04,074 --> 01:02:05,114 I'm not playing. 910 01:02:05,834 --> 01:02:07,124 Loser! 911 01:02:08,456 --> 01:02:11,054 - Cleaned out already? - No, he was crying too much. 912 01:02:14,013 --> 01:02:16,304 Yes, that's a good boy. 913 01:02:16,576 --> 01:02:18,749 How about just one bet? Just one? 914 01:02:22,833 --> 01:02:24,332 No more gambling. 915 01:02:24,774 --> 01:02:26,148 I quit... 916 01:02:26,150 --> 01:02:28,190 You're worse than my Dad! 917 01:02:30,465 --> 01:02:32,095 I really don't know. 918 01:02:32,097 --> 01:02:35,148 I've been calling Landlord all night. 919 01:02:35,150 --> 01:02:37,279 I'm a man of my word. 920 01:02:37,281 --> 01:02:38,578 I'll fix it for you. 921 01:02:38,580 --> 01:02:40,662 I just want the boy! 922 01:02:43,212 --> 01:02:44,159 Let me out... 923 01:02:45,823 --> 01:02:47,072 Is this a joke? 924 01:02:51,500 --> 01:02:56,707 Landlord has two partners in crime. Thongs and Octopus. 925 01:02:57,237 --> 01:02:58,570 Let me out! 926 01:02:59,065 --> 01:03:00,605 Thongs and Octopus. 927 01:03:01,040 --> 01:03:03,789 I don't care what you do, find them. 928 01:03:17,900 --> 01:03:20,810 - That's how you put this on. - I found them, Boss. They're inside. 929 01:03:20,812 --> 01:03:23,977 Very good! Now we change the diaper. 930 01:03:29,184 --> 01:03:30,474 Are you Thongs? 931 01:03:30,695 --> 01:03:31,906 Give me the baby. 932 01:03:32,379 --> 01:03:34,509 - What baby? - Don't play dumb. 933 01:03:34,510 --> 01:03:35,710 Don't play dumb. 934 01:03:41,785 --> 01:03:44,119 - I don't know any Uncles. - Don't play dumb with me. 935 01:03:44,121 --> 01:03:44,998 What is it? 936 01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:46,664 They're looking for Baby. 937 01:03:46,666 --> 01:03:49,040 My name is Baby, looking for me? 938 01:03:49,648 --> 01:03:51,874 Damn! You're asking for it! 939 01:04:17,500 --> 01:04:18,157 Go! 940 01:04:45,903 --> 01:04:46,993 What's the matter with you? 941 01:04:47,011 --> 01:04:48,677 Nothing, I just over jumped. 942 01:05:07,694 --> 01:05:09,193 What did they say? 943 01:05:09,685 --> 01:05:12,184 Who cares? Let's go. 944 01:05:29,164 --> 01:05:30,824 - Remember? - Yes. 945 01:05:30,826 --> 01:05:32,521 You ring the doorbell, and when he opens... 946 01:05:32,523 --> 01:05:34,421 I'll splash the paint on your cue. 947 01:05:34,423 --> 01:05:35,670 Let him have it! 948 01:05:36,144 --> 01:05:37,060 Yes. 949 01:05:43,023 --> 01:05:44,022 Wait! 950 01:05:49,557 --> 01:05:52,806 Thongs, don't hide behind women and babies. 951 01:05:53,074 --> 01:05:54,323 I won't spare you! 952 01:05:55,809 --> 01:05:57,567 I don't understand a word you're saying. 953 01:05:58,206 --> 01:06:00,622 Thongs is my buddy. 954 01:06:00,791 --> 01:06:03,040 He's not here right now, come back later. 955 01:06:03,276 --> 01:06:05,898 No problem, we'll wait for him inside. 956 01:06:05,900 --> 01:06:07,612 - Wait! - He's my kid brother. 957 01:06:08,239 --> 01:06:09,405 Nice to meet you. 958 01:06:11,346 --> 01:06:11,906 Hey! 959 01:06:14,791 --> 01:06:16,374 There's no one here. 960 01:06:21,081 --> 01:06:23,188 Fanny, I'm scared. 961 01:06:23,190 --> 01:06:24,773 Is it worse than abortion? 962 01:06:26,424 --> 01:06:28,132 Ask him about the future? 963 01:06:28,466 --> 01:06:31,590 Confront him with the ultrasound. 964 01:06:35,145 --> 01:06:35,832 Be good. 965 01:06:39,090 --> 01:06:40,173 Who are you looking for? 966 01:06:42,463 --> 01:06:44,045 Octopus. 967 01:06:44,572 --> 01:06:46,321 He is not here, come back later. 968 01:06:46,861 --> 01:06:48,318 You'd better come in first. 969 01:07:17,558 --> 01:07:18,474 Thongs. 970 01:07:25,948 --> 01:07:27,905 Make sure the baby is home. 971 01:07:33,458 --> 01:07:36,178 - What's that look on your face? - Toothache. 972 01:07:36,564 --> 01:07:39,854 - Why is Octopus off in such a hurry? - He needs to use the toilet. 973 01:07:39,856 --> 01:07:41,230 - You guys live here? - Yes. 974 01:07:41,232 --> 01:07:42,689 I love to come up for a chat. 975 01:07:43,839 --> 01:07:44,671 Steve! 976 01:07:50,855 --> 01:07:52,021 Octopus! Thongs! 977 01:07:53,021 --> 01:07:54,201 You've finally shown up! 978 01:07:54,600 --> 01:07:56,974 I'm tired of leaving messages on your voice-mail. 979 01:07:57,873 --> 01:08:00,665 Leave! You two, get out! Come here. 980 01:08:01,589 --> 01:08:02,290 Where's the baby? 981 01:08:02,291 --> 01:08:05,207 - In your room. Who are they? - Decorators. 982 01:08:16,203 --> 01:08:18,202 My flat is a mess. 983 01:08:18,952 --> 01:08:20,159 What's with the paint? 984 01:08:21,874 --> 01:08:24,040 We're renovating, just trying out the colors. 985 01:08:25,219 --> 01:08:26,302 What is it, Yan? 986 01:08:27,368 --> 01:08:28,533 Oh, no! 987 01:08:28,831 --> 01:08:30,289 Talk to the officer. 988 01:08:30,613 --> 01:08:33,246 What is it, Miss? 989 01:08:33,248 --> 01:08:33,756 Thongs... 990 01:08:33,758 --> 01:08:36,249 The police can help you with any problem. 991 01:08:37,131 --> 01:08:39,047 There's a cop in there! Go to the roof. 992 01:08:39,514 --> 01:08:41,763 Sit down and tell me your problem. 993 01:08:42,835 --> 01:08:47,457 Meet my good friend Inspector Steve Mok. 994 01:08:48,117 --> 01:08:50,335 He's my... cousin. 995 01:08:50,337 --> 01:08:52,836 He's my... other cousin. 996 01:08:53,191 --> 01:08:56,582 We came to show him... the color sample. 997 01:08:57,541 --> 01:08:59,957 - Your face... - I'm into body art. 998 01:09:15,126 --> 01:09:16,375 What's with all the baby stuff? 999 01:09:19,616 --> 01:09:22,007 You know my pal Octopus... 1000 01:09:22,009 --> 01:09:24,843 He's a born womanizer. 1001 01:09:24,845 --> 01:09:26,136 He got someone pregnant. 1002 01:09:26,987 --> 01:09:28,331 Can't do much about that. 1003 01:09:28,333 --> 01:09:31,101 - Where is he now? - In the bathroom. 1004 01:09:31,526 --> 01:09:33,415 - I need to go too. - You do? 1005 01:09:33,633 --> 01:09:36,582 I'm investigating a break-in. Know anything about it? 1006 01:09:36,916 --> 01:09:38,352 I've quit long time ago. 1007 01:09:38,354 --> 01:09:41,054 Octopus, Inspector wants to have a word. 1008 01:09:41,056 --> 01:09:41,987 Hurry up. 1009 01:09:42,504 --> 01:09:44,253 Octopus... 1010 01:09:45,958 --> 01:09:47,999 - What took you so long? - You're here? 1011 01:09:48,791 --> 01:09:51,207 - Your turn. - Not after him, it stinks in there. 1012 01:09:59,343 --> 01:10:01,217 - You have a friend in there. - Friend? 1013 01:10:10,802 --> 01:10:13,592 He's my cousin too. 1014 01:10:15,193 --> 01:10:16,442 I'm the eldest. 1015 01:10:18,137 --> 01:10:21,249 Then let's reminisce. 1016 01:10:28,362 --> 01:10:30,736 - Never met each other? - Of course, they have. 1017 01:10:39,064 --> 01:10:40,855 Take care of this, Octopus. 1018 01:10:41,128 --> 01:10:43,249 Why are you still here? Get out of my sight! 1019 01:10:43,776 --> 01:10:44,692 What the hell is this? 1020 01:10:45,320 --> 01:10:47,457 - If you want to stay, then I'll leave. - You... 1021 01:10:52,650 --> 01:10:53,357 And you... 1022 01:10:56,129 --> 01:10:57,545 It sounds complicated. 1023 01:10:57,817 --> 01:10:58,489 Yes, 1024 01:10:59,471 --> 01:11:00,442 very complicated. 1025 01:11:00,870 --> 01:11:01,661 Thongs, 1026 01:11:01,663 --> 01:11:04,568 we've been friends for so long. I didn't know you have cousins of different races. 1027 01:11:05,440 --> 01:11:08,999 My dad was a sailor. He must have stopped in India. 1028 01:11:11,459 --> 01:11:14,957 That'll make him your brother. That's not right. 1029 01:11:15,238 --> 01:11:17,320 Maybe the sailor was his Grandpa. 1030 01:11:17,645 --> 01:11:19,311 Or his mother's father. 1031 01:11:34,622 --> 01:11:35,713 What's the matter with you? 1032 01:11:43,556 --> 01:11:44,430 What's wrong? 1033 01:11:44,432 --> 01:11:48,832 I have occasional muscle spasms. 1034 01:11:50,434 --> 01:11:51,892 Muscle spasms? 1035 01:12:00,333 --> 01:12:02,124 - Well? - Cramps. 1036 01:12:02,126 --> 01:12:04,209 You're probably possessed! Give me a hand. 1037 01:12:08,674 --> 01:12:09,184 Baby! 1038 01:12:12,733 --> 01:12:14,232 Hold on... 1039 01:12:21,469 --> 01:12:23,593 Help me, Thongs! 1040 01:12:27,333 --> 01:12:28,832 Give us a hand! 1041 01:12:29,529 --> 01:12:32,028 - I'd like to... - I can bite! 1042 01:12:37,468 --> 01:12:39,050 Catch! Beat it! 1043 01:12:42,635 --> 01:12:45,093 You won't get away with this! 1044 01:12:49,955 --> 01:12:51,579 You have a lot of nerve, Thongs. 1045 01:12:52,850 --> 01:12:54,224 Hurry up! 1046 01:12:54,226 --> 01:12:55,975 Oh no! 1047 01:12:56,446 --> 01:12:58,904 They're inside, go get them! 1048 01:13:48,373 --> 01:13:49,247 Mind your head! 1049 01:13:53,939 --> 01:13:54,946 You're so greedy. 1050 01:14:04,000 --> 01:14:07,076 - Listen to me, Steve. - You can confess at the station! 1051 01:14:08,363 --> 01:14:10,582 - I'll turn myself in afterwards. - Who'd believe you? 1052 01:14:14,941 --> 01:14:18,334 - Are you alright? - Just worry about yourself! 1053 01:14:29,218 --> 01:14:31,008 - Don't hit my head. - Thongs! 1054 01:14:31,787 --> 01:14:32,911 Stay back! 1055 01:14:34,669 --> 01:14:35,910 Should have listened to me. 1056 01:14:51,125 --> 01:14:53,249 I'll get you, Thongs! 1057 01:15:15,333 --> 01:15:16,665 - Octopus! - Run! 1058 01:15:20,444 --> 01:15:21,610 Come back! 1059 01:15:27,067 --> 01:15:28,983 Alright... 1060 01:15:32,500 --> 01:15:33,707 Get up! After the truck! 1061 01:15:40,178 --> 01:15:40,927 Stop! 1062 01:15:54,601 --> 01:15:55,397 Stop! 1063 01:16:13,973 --> 01:16:15,804 Police! I need to use your bike! 1064 01:16:15,806 --> 01:16:16,927 Go... 1065 01:16:16,929 --> 01:16:19,523 What? It's not mine. I'm on learner's permit. 1066 01:16:19,525 --> 01:16:23,773 I'll ask the Commissioner to grant you a proper license! Go! 1067 01:16:23,775 --> 01:16:24,815 - Really? - Yes! 1068 01:16:33,656 --> 01:16:37,113 Mind if I ask what you used to drive? 1069 01:16:37,333 --> 01:16:38,457 I'm just a video gamer! 1070 01:16:55,625 --> 01:16:57,702 Shit! Some-some... 1071 01:16:57,704 --> 01:17:01,741 Someone is tailing us. Looks like a robber to me. 1072 01:17:01,743 --> 01:17:03,957 In broad daylight? Now what? 1073 01:17:04,940 --> 01:17:07,673 Don't worry, call Headquarters. Ask for back up. 1074 01:17:07,675 --> 01:17:11,624 Come in, Headquarters... This is 3321, Daniel calling. 1075 01:17:13,348 --> 01:17:14,430 Stop the car, kid! 1076 01:17:15,218 --> 01:17:17,790 Who are you calling a kid? I can tell that you're a thief! 1077 01:17:32,208 --> 01:17:35,290 Having serious fun? I'll... ram your butt! 1078 01:17:48,110 --> 01:17:49,109 Move closer... 1079 01:17:50,562 --> 01:17:52,602 Easy, slow down a bit... 1080 01:17:54,517 --> 01:17:56,349 What? Another one? 1081 01:17:56,499 --> 01:17:58,373 On a motorbike? 1082 01:17:59,007 --> 01:18:00,831 Stop the car! Stop. 1083 01:18:00,833 --> 01:18:02,249 He's cute! 1084 01:18:14,946 --> 01:18:15,903 Hop over! 1085 01:18:17,981 --> 01:18:20,146 The Commissioner will be in touch. 1086 01:18:23,686 --> 01:18:25,060 That way! After him! 1087 01:18:38,083 --> 01:18:41,040 - Free the pushchair! - Do you think I'm sunbathing? 1088 01:18:45,450 --> 01:18:46,824 Almost there! 1089 01:18:48,537 --> 01:18:51,217 - Move closer. - Stop! Turn. 1090 01:18:51,219 --> 01:18:52,801 Turn... ram him! 1091 01:19:32,373 --> 01:19:34,163 Thank God! Watch out! 1092 01:19:37,243 --> 01:19:38,867 You call yourself a driver? 1093 01:19:42,325 --> 01:19:44,699 Thank God! That was close. 1094 01:19:46,837 --> 01:19:47,877 Everything's fine. 1095 01:19:48,481 --> 01:19:50,230 Back up was quick! 1096 01:19:51,809 --> 01:19:52,974 Thanks to you. 1097 01:19:55,082 --> 01:19:56,289 Where are you from? 1098 01:20:06,530 --> 01:20:08,237 I'm a cop, kid. 1099 01:20:08,375 --> 01:20:09,665 I need to use your bike. 1100 01:20:10,091 --> 01:20:11,465 You're nuts. 1101 01:20:13,318 --> 01:20:14,942 I dare you to say that again. 1102 01:20:16,302 --> 01:20:18,384 Everything is taken care of, keep in touch. 1103 01:20:18,386 --> 01:20:19,052 Thanks. 1104 01:20:37,032 --> 01:20:40,031 This is Octopus, if you need me, leave a message after the tone. 1105 01:20:47,225 --> 01:20:53,077 "This is to confirm that I, Fong Kar-Ho, have borrowed $100,000 from Ho Fai." 1106 01:20:53,720 --> 01:20:56,109 Let's pay off Thongs' debts. 1107 01:21:02,473 --> 01:21:05,055 Don't worry, Dad. Here's my contribution. 1108 01:21:26,399 --> 01:21:28,732 What happened to you? Uncle... 1109 01:21:29,257 --> 01:21:30,773 You've turned into a popsicle. 1110 01:21:34,181 --> 01:21:36,588 Boss, I can explain... 1111 01:21:36,590 --> 01:21:38,583 We're men of honour... 1112 01:21:38,585 --> 01:21:40,123 We never renege. 1113 01:21:40,541 --> 01:21:42,101 We always keep our word. 1114 01:21:42,103 --> 01:21:43,999 Never break a promise. 1115 01:21:44,000 --> 01:21:45,429 One for all, and... 1116 01:21:45,431 --> 01:21:46,555 All for you! 1117 01:21:49,457 --> 01:21:50,501 $30 milllion. 1118 01:21:50,503 --> 01:21:53,336 Thirty... Million... 1119 01:21:54,254 --> 01:21:56,878 That's my offer, take it or leave it. 1120 01:21:57,275 --> 01:22:00,665 Money is nothing between you and me. Whatever you say. 1121 01:22:05,387 --> 01:22:06,261 Who is it? 1122 01:22:06,485 --> 01:22:07,318 It's me. 1123 01:22:08,170 --> 01:22:09,371 You're home! 1124 01:22:09,373 --> 01:22:11,582 Who's the kid? He's crying like crazy. 1125 01:22:12,258 --> 01:22:13,590 Check him out for me. 1126 01:22:17,374 --> 01:22:18,858 Okay. Well? 1127 01:22:19,541 --> 01:22:21,624 You need to change him and he's running a fever. 1128 01:22:22,073 --> 01:22:23,401 - Fever? - Yes! 1129 01:22:23,403 --> 01:22:25,061 - What shall I do? - Take him to a doctor. 1130 01:22:25,317 --> 01:22:28,002 - Take him to a doctor? - Hurry! 1131 01:22:28,779 --> 01:22:30,241 - Hello? - Landlord? 1132 01:22:30,243 --> 01:22:32,863 - I'm free. - Thank God for that. 1133 01:22:32,865 --> 01:22:33,781 Where are you now? 1134 01:22:34,289 --> 01:22:35,748 On my way to the hospital. 1135 01:22:35,750 --> 01:22:37,957 - Hospital? What happened? - The baby is sick. 1136 01:22:38,844 --> 01:22:40,552 Tell Octopus to meet us there. 1137 01:22:57,464 --> 01:22:58,463 Thongs? 1138 01:23:02,828 --> 01:23:03,911 Be careful, Dad. 1139 01:23:09,575 --> 01:23:10,621 What happened? 1140 01:23:10,623 --> 01:23:13,205 I called you about Dad's stroke. 1141 01:23:13,653 --> 01:23:14,652 You're too busy to care. 1142 01:23:48,607 --> 01:23:49,773 I'm sorry, Dad. 1143 01:23:54,869 --> 01:23:55,826 Take good care of Dad. 1144 01:23:59,636 --> 01:24:00,718 Are you alright? 1145 01:24:08,375 --> 01:24:09,790 The fever broke. 1146 01:24:10,809 --> 01:24:12,725 The doctor said he'll be fine. 1147 01:24:13,561 --> 01:24:15,790 - Thanks. - You don't have to worry. 1148 01:24:17,218 --> 01:24:17,967 I... 1149 01:24:18,262 --> 01:24:19,928 You don't have to explain. 1150 01:24:20,934 --> 01:24:22,433 No matter what, 1151 01:24:22,435 --> 01:24:24,476 you saved his life. 1152 01:24:26,625 --> 01:24:28,779 Wait here, I'll get his prescription. 1153 01:24:28,781 --> 01:24:30,530 Thanks. 1154 01:24:38,634 --> 01:24:39,300 It's okay. 1155 01:24:43,865 --> 01:24:46,280 There you are, Thongs. 1156 01:24:48,041 --> 01:24:50,963 - Don't do anything stupid. - There's a baby... 1157 01:24:50,965 --> 01:24:53,332 - Watch the baby! - I have a baby too. 1158 01:24:54,083 --> 01:24:55,832 - Let go. - You let go. 1159 01:24:57,416 --> 01:25:00,290 - Together on a count to three. - 1...2...3. 1160 01:25:01,535 --> 01:25:02,371 Don't cry. 1161 01:25:06,106 --> 01:25:07,314 About the loan... 1162 01:25:08,485 --> 01:25:09,818 I'm not in the mood for that. 1163 01:25:10,791 --> 01:25:12,165 But you grabbed me... 1164 01:25:12,856 --> 01:25:14,689 Just occupational reflex. 1165 01:25:17,021 --> 01:25:18,228 What's wrong with your baby? 1166 01:25:19,333 --> 01:25:22,665 Measles. He won't drink his milk. 1167 01:25:23,171 --> 01:25:27,719 Boil some carrots, water chestnuts and barley. 1168 01:25:27,721 --> 01:25:28,637 Give him the juice. 1169 01:25:29,440 --> 01:25:30,148 What? 1170 01:25:30,455 --> 01:25:32,246 Just tell his mother to make it. 1171 01:25:32,687 --> 01:25:35,061 His mother? She ran off. 1172 01:25:36,588 --> 01:25:37,604 What about his mother... 1173 01:25:38,517 --> 01:25:39,183 His mother? 1174 01:25:39,667 --> 01:25:40,624 Gone as well. 1175 01:25:44,898 --> 01:25:46,855 Where did you get his clothes? 1176 01:25:47,156 --> 01:25:48,071 Anywhere. 1177 01:25:48,402 --> 01:25:50,484 $80 at the convenient store, 10% off. 1178 01:25:50,748 --> 01:25:52,247 $72? 1179 01:25:52,818 --> 01:25:54,692 A further 10% off with a discount card. 1180 01:25:54,886 --> 01:25:57,605 That's $64.80. 1181 01:25:57,607 --> 01:26:00,082 Do you have a discount card? Here, take mine. 1182 01:26:04,826 --> 01:26:06,200 I'll forfeit today's interest. 1183 01:26:07,250 --> 01:26:09,790 But I'll start chasing tomorrow. 1184 01:26:10,000 --> 01:26:11,457 Come on! 1185 01:26:11,922 --> 01:26:12,730 Just doing my job. 1186 01:26:19,102 --> 01:26:20,018 Thongs. 1187 01:26:24,022 --> 01:26:24,896 Landlord. 1188 01:26:25,117 --> 01:26:26,424 Here's my million dollar poodle. 1189 01:26:27,114 --> 01:26:29,280 Let's get a suite and talk. 1190 01:26:37,625 --> 01:26:39,124 Hurry... 1191 01:26:39,647 --> 01:26:41,063 Now that you're here, let's talk. 1192 01:26:41,791 --> 01:26:45,668 Do you know how much more... I have bargained for you for this poodle? 1193 01:26:46,208 --> 01:26:47,424 I'll give you three guesses. 1194 01:26:49,684 --> 01:26:51,017 $30 million! 1195 01:26:51,458 --> 01:26:53,624 $30 million! 1196 01:26:55,000 --> 01:26:56,833 This $5 million is just the deposit. 1197 01:26:57,267 --> 01:26:59,748 We deliver in three hours 1198 01:26:59,750 --> 01:27:02,790 and we get $25 million more! It's too good to be true. 1199 01:27:04,345 --> 01:27:06,136 Give him this glucose later. 1200 01:27:06,875 --> 01:27:09,415 It's not necessary, now that his fever broke. 1201 01:27:09,983 --> 01:27:10,649 What? 1202 01:27:11,118 --> 01:27:12,951 You two have become nannies now? 1203 01:27:14,941 --> 01:27:16,649 It can't be. 1204 01:27:18,400 --> 01:27:19,232 What is this? 1205 01:27:20,573 --> 01:27:22,447 Three Ferraris. 1206 01:27:23,653 --> 01:27:24,736 What are you thinking? 1207 01:27:25,206 --> 01:27:28,246 Your own casino, bigger than Monte Carlo. 1208 01:27:29,220 --> 01:27:30,136 Come on! 1209 01:27:32,454 --> 01:27:33,230 Give us a chance. 1210 01:27:34,565 --> 01:27:39,500 No matter... what you want, 1211 01:27:41,114 --> 01:27:42,905 We'll do it. 1212 01:27:44,708 --> 01:27:48,499 Just don't hurt our baby. 1213 01:27:50,687 --> 01:27:51,986 There's nothing to watch on TV. 1214 01:27:53,066 --> 01:27:54,332 You think she'll recognize him? 1215 01:27:55,454 --> 01:27:58,276 You're worried she'll recognize the baby? This baby is barely... 1216 01:27:58,282 --> 01:28:01,674 - I need some fresh air. - They all look the same. 1217 01:28:01,676 --> 01:28:05,374 Everyone says he takes after his father, I disagree. She won't be able to tell, understand? 1218 01:28:06,709 --> 01:28:10,415 We offer specialty sashimi. Yellow tail, salmon and cuttlefish. 1219 01:28:11,449 --> 01:28:14,448 Give it a try, it's only $60. 1220 01:28:16,196 --> 01:28:17,445 Come on in, thank you. 1221 01:28:18,340 --> 01:28:19,755 Please come in. 1222 01:28:20,234 --> 01:28:22,441 Specialty sashimi including salmon. 1223 01:28:22,719 --> 01:28:25,164 yellow tail, sweet shrimp, all for $60. 1224 01:28:25,166 --> 01:28:26,749 Come in. 1225 01:28:27,695 --> 01:28:29,611 Hey... Miss. 1226 01:28:30,105 --> 01:28:33,667 You have to speak louder. Louder! 1227 01:28:35,030 --> 01:28:37,821 Special promotion for 2006. 1228 01:28:38,750 --> 01:28:42,957 Specialty sashimi including sweet shrimp, yellow tail, salmon... 1229 01:28:43,296 --> 01:28:45,670 and cuttlefish, only $60. 1230 01:28:47,219 --> 01:28:48,635 Please come in. 1231 01:28:50,393 --> 01:28:53,226 Special promotion for 2006. 1232 01:29:01,429 --> 01:29:02,473 Hello? 1233 01:29:03,159 --> 01:29:03,949 Darling... 1234 01:29:05,561 --> 01:29:06,519 I'm sorry. 1235 01:29:08,834 --> 01:29:10,833 I don't deserve to be your husband... 1236 01:29:12,916 --> 01:29:13,665 So long... 1237 01:29:37,722 --> 01:29:39,137 Here you are, Madam. 1238 01:29:42,632 --> 01:29:43,631 Honey! 1239 01:29:43,952 --> 01:29:45,326 Darling! 1240 01:29:45,608 --> 01:29:47,023 Silly, why the tears? 1241 01:29:47,625 --> 01:29:50,893 You called from a hospital. What's going on? 1242 01:29:50,895 --> 01:29:53,540 - Are you okay? - I'm fine, dear. 1243 01:29:53,925 --> 01:29:55,799 What happened to your glasses? 1244 01:29:56,034 --> 01:29:59,547 I got run over by a bike on my way here and cracked the lenses. 1245 01:29:59,549 --> 01:30:01,023 Get me a new pair tomorrow. 1246 01:30:01,025 --> 01:30:01,774 Good girl. 1247 01:30:02,185 --> 01:30:04,226 Now close your eyes. I have something for you. 1248 01:30:04,791 --> 01:30:06,874 No peeking. Take a step back... 1249 01:30:07,850 --> 01:30:11,064 Honey, here's something you'll cherish. 1250 01:30:11,066 --> 01:30:13,148 Ready... 1251 01:30:18,234 --> 01:30:19,483 Lower your arm. 1252 01:30:19,938 --> 01:30:21,854 Right, now the other one. 1253 01:30:24,131 --> 01:30:25,255 Now open your eyes. 1254 01:30:34,093 --> 01:30:35,467 Not so loud, you'll scare him. 1255 01:30:37,988 --> 01:30:39,112 Baby... 1256 01:30:40,899 --> 01:30:43,148 Mommy missed you. 1257 01:30:50,583 --> 01:30:51,665 Honey... 1258 01:30:54,250 --> 01:30:58,874 Have I been a burden to you? 1259 01:30:59,118 --> 01:31:00,075 Don't be silly. 1260 01:31:00,374 --> 01:31:02,998 You made me very happy. 1261 01:31:03,290 --> 01:31:06,997 You're my most precious darling. 1262 01:31:11,456 --> 01:31:13,455 Not so loud, you're waking him. 1263 01:31:13,996 --> 01:31:14,620 Good baby. 1264 01:31:44,373 --> 01:31:46,330 I'm returning him tomorrow. 1265 01:31:46,984 --> 01:31:50,192 I have sorted out the baby formula. 1266 01:31:50,568 --> 01:31:51,775 So nice to be a baby. 1267 01:31:52,625 --> 01:31:55,040 Eat, sleep, drink and shit. 1268 01:31:55,437 --> 01:31:56,520 So happy... 1269 01:31:57,540 --> 01:32:00,414 and without a care in the world. 1270 01:32:01,744 --> 01:32:02,493 Right? 1271 01:32:04,500 --> 01:32:05,207 Right. 1272 01:32:09,625 --> 01:32:12,832 Why do you trust me? You know I'm a burglar, 1273 01:32:14,437 --> 01:32:15,686 still you made friends with me. 1274 01:32:19,666 --> 01:32:20,624 Actually... 1275 01:32:22,204 --> 01:32:27,468 The first time I saw you, I knew you have a conscience. 1276 01:32:30,396 --> 01:32:32,270 If you have a chance to start over, 1277 01:32:34,022 --> 01:32:35,396 will you still be a burglar? 1278 01:32:36,900 --> 01:32:38,316 It's too late for that now. 1279 01:32:38,668 --> 01:32:42,334 You can start from this very second. 1280 01:32:43,166 --> 01:32:45,249 It's never too late. 1281 01:32:52,077 --> 01:32:52,909 Look at me. 1282 01:32:55,041 --> 01:32:56,465 Look me in the eye. 1283 01:32:58,074 --> 01:32:59,073 I've faith in you. 1284 01:33:11,847 --> 01:33:14,346 It's Mommy. 1285 01:33:15,666 --> 01:33:17,582 - Daddy... - Cut it out! 1286 01:33:18,499 --> 01:33:19,289 Mommy. 1287 01:33:20,137 --> 01:33:21,345 Daddy... 1288 01:33:25,559 --> 01:33:26,516 Daddy... 1289 01:33:27,049 --> 01:33:28,215 Do you know his name? 1290 01:33:29,706 --> 01:33:30,872 Why do you want to know? 1291 01:33:32,248 --> 01:33:34,372 Just curious at what will happen. 1292 01:33:35,261 --> 01:33:36,818 What do you think will happen to him? 1293 01:33:58,209 --> 01:33:59,957 - Hello? - I've got the money. 1294 01:34:00,565 --> 01:34:02,439 Bring the kid. 1295 01:34:05,218 --> 01:34:07,009 Someone will fetch you in five minutes. 1296 01:34:31,748 --> 01:34:32,580 Wait here! 1297 01:34:33,162 --> 01:34:33,802 Open the gate! 1298 01:34:47,949 --> 01:34:50,114 Where is he? Give me the baby! 1299 01:34:51,291 --> 01:34:53,707 Thirty... Million... 1300 01:35:00,604 --> 01:35:01,645 Give me the baby. 1301 01:35:02,730 --> 01:35:04,449 Listen... 1302 01:35:04,451 --> 01:35:06,965 feed him milk every four hours. 1303 01:35:06,967 --> 01:35:10,707 Check the temperature with the back of your hand or you'll scald him, understand? 1304 01:35:10,708 --> 01:35:13,790 Also, everyday at noon... he needs his orange juice, get it? 1305 01:35:13,792 --> 01:35:17,141 He chokes easily since he has no teeth, even crushed fruits will choke him. 1306 01:35:17,143 --> 01:35:19,071 If you feed him solid food, you must chew... 1307 01:35:19,073 --> 01:35:21,085 - Don't be such a nag. - Also... 1308 01:35:21,396 --> 01:35:23,561 Hold him with your left arm or he'll cry. 1309 01:35:24,496 --> 01:35:26,354 Give him congee in the afternoon. 1310 01:35:26,356 --> 01:35:29,249 Chop up some lean pork, finely diced. 1311 01:35:29,600 --> 01:35:30,807 Not too cold, not too hot. 1312 01:35:31,159 --> 01:35:32,616 Serve in two separate bowls. 1313 01:35:33,770 --> 01:35:37,540 Okay, okay. Just hand him over. 1314 01:35:37,541 --> 01:35:38,540 Alright. 1315 01:35:39,087 --> 01:35:39,789 Hey. 1316 01:35:39,791 --> 01:35:41,093 - Be careful. - I will. 1317 01:35:41,095 --> 01:35:42,307 Here, take this bottle too. 1318 01:35:42,309 --> 01:35:45,475 - The temperature is right I got it... - Don't rock him too hard. 1319 01:35:45,477 --> 01:35:46,969 - It's time to feed him. - Enough. 1320 01:35:46,971 --> 01:35:48,429 I wonder if he'll survive the night. 1321 01:35:57,571 --> 01:35:58,570 What are you staring at? 1322 01:35:59,596 --> 01:36:00,512 Get lost. 1323 01:36:10,878 --> 01:36:11,627 Come on, let's go. 1324 01:36:12,475 --> 01:36:13,474 What are you doing? 1325 01:36:13,878 --> 01:36:18,340 Don't worry. They have doctors and nurses, he'll be fine. 1326 01:36:18,342 --> 01:36:20,672 It's just family squabbles. 1327 01:36:20,674 --> 01:36:22,360 They're taking take him to his Grandpa. 1328 01:36:22,362 --> 01:36:25,361 Think about your Ferrari and your casino. 1329 01:36:25,653 --> 01:36:27,978 Come on! Your dreams are here. Come on! 1330 01:36:52,023 --> 01:36:53,272 - Get the car ready. - Yes! 1331 01:37:01,014 --> 01:37:02,096 Finished? 1332 01:37:02,598 --> 01:37:04,540 Let's go. Take him upstairs. 1333 01:38:06,460 --> 01:38:07,792 Daddy. 1334 01:38:24,158 --> 01:38:25,990 - Daddy's coming! - Mommy's coming! 1335 01:38:36,146 --> 01:38:37,201 Get the kid! 1336 01:38:40,463 --> 01:38:41,499 - Give me the baby! - It's not our fault. 1337 01:38:41,500 --> 01:38:44,137 - I know, hand me the baby... - It's not our fault. 1338 01:38:44,139 --> 01:38:44,825 Good boy. 1339 01:38:49,332 --> 01:38:50,290 Landlord! 1340 01:38:50,749 --> 01:38:51,790 Wait for us! 1341 01:38:55,484 --> 01:38:56,566 He took off! 1342 01:38:59,632 --> 01:39:00,464 Open up! 1343 01:39:02,910 --> 01:39:04,076 Give me the baby! 1344 01:39:26,478 --> 01:39:27,686 Turn on the machine. 1345 01:39:28,499 --> 01:39:29,435 Hurry! 1346 01:39:29,437 --> 01:39:31,437 - Send someone to the ferris wheel. - Yes, sir! 1347 01:39:40,284 --> 01:39:41,033 Oh my God! 1348 01:39:55,221 --> 01:39:55,765 Baby! 1349 01:39:56,968 --> 01:39:57,750 Baby! 1350 01:39:58,737 --> 01:40:00,069 Where are you, Baby? 1351 01:40:02,317 --> 01:40:03,025 Mommy. 1352 01:40:10,375 --> 01:40:13,332 Don't move, I'm coming up! 1353 01:40:13,975 --> 01:40:14,682 Mommy. 1354 01:40:46,978 --> 01:40:49,727 Stay right there... 1355 01:40:50,078 --> 01:40:50,910 I'm here. 1356 01:41:08,284 --> 01:41:08,949 Baby! 1357 01:41:14,381 --> 01:41:15,422 Daddy. 1358 01:41:16,361 --> 01:41:17,581 It's not funny! 1359 01:41:17,583 --> 01:41:19,707 Great job, Thongs! You deserve a kiss! 1360 01:41:20,412 --> 01:41:23,452 Don't hurt the baby, morons! 1361 01:41:24,708 --> 01:41:25,768 Daddy! 1362 01:41:25,770 --> 01:41:27,436 Run, Daddy! 1363 01:41:43,291 --> 01:41:44,790 Hurry up and get in! 1364 01:42:33,583 --> 01:42:34,332 Isn't it fun? 1365 01:42:35,698 --> 01:42:36,530 Then let's continue. 1366 01:42:37,250 --> 01:42:39,833 Get the kid! Send the other train! 1367 01:43:13,966 --> 01:43:14,715 Don't worry. 1368 01:43:17,437 --> 01:43:18,811 I'll get it back for you. 1369 01:43:24,434 --> 01:43:26,017 Thongs! 1370 01:43:26,390 --> 01:43:28,597 I only want the boy! 1371 01:43:29,324 --> 01:43:31,031 Come out... 1372 01:43:32,074 --> 01:43:34,448 or I'll drop him! 1373 01:43:34,662 --> 01:43:37,286 We all die sooner or later. 1374 01:43:37,836 --> 01:43:40,460 It's a matter of going in style. 1375 01:43:40,948 --> 01:43:43,614 Take the baby and go. Don't mind me! 1376 01:43:44,031 --> 01:43:45,821 I doubt if he'll drop me. 1377 01:43:47,625 --> 01:43:48,667 Thongs! 1378 01:43:49,182 --> 01:43:50,823 On the count to 10... 1379 01:43:50,825 --> 01:43:52,449 and I'll let go. 1380 01:43:54,356 --> 01:43:55,622 One... 1381 01:43:56,298 --> 01:43:57,523 Two... 1382 01:43:59,203 --> 01:44:01,202 Six, seven... 1383 01:44:01,402 --> 01:44:04,206 What? What about three to five? 1384 01:44:05,109 --> 01:44:06,566 Eight, nine, ten! 1385 01:44:15,061 --> 01:44:16,227 Stop! 1386 01:44:18,605 --> 01:44:19,937 Stop! 1387 01:44:22,935 --> 01:44:24,434 - Get the baby! - Yes! 1388 01:44:25,207 --> 01:44:27,790 Who the hell invented free fall machines? 1389 01:44:29,733 --> 01:44:30,765 Master. 1390 01:44:32,730 --> 01:44:34,687 What a cute baby. 1391 01:44:35,750 --> 01:44:38,040 Give me a big smile... 1392 01:44:38,738 --> 01:44:40,570 You're my grandson. 1393 01:44:43,083 --> 01:44:46,761 - Don't cry, Mommy's here. - Daddy's here... 1394 01:44:46,763 --> 01:44:49,664 - Mommy's here. - Daddy's here. 1395 01:44:49,666 --> 01:44:51,499 Hold him with your left arm or he'll cry. 1396 01:44:57,668 --> 01:44:58,792 Not bad. 1397 01:44:59,768 --> 01:45:03,832 I understand why you're giving up your reward. 1398 01:45:05,101 --> 01:45:06,642 But I'm keeping this baby. 1399 01:45:08,639 --> 01:45:11,680 You should go if you want to stay alive. 1400 01:45:12,552 --> 01:45:14,093 Give me a smile. 1401 01:45:15,770 --> 01:45:17,477 You're my grandson, understand? 1402 01:45:19,299 --> 01:45:20,881 Alright... 1403 01:45:21,732 --> 01:45:23,189 As soon as we get the result, 1404 01:45:23,563 --> 01:45:26,229 the three of us are going to Brazil. 1405 01:45:31,184 --> 01:45:32,308 Who are you? 1406 01:45:32,998 --> 01:45:34,955 I only want the baby. 1407 01:45:37,234 --> 01:45:38,775 Nothing else matters. 1408 01:45:39,351 --> 01:45:42,105 It's awful to separate him from his mom. 1409 01:45:42,107 --> 01:45:42,773 Awful? 1410 01:45:43,494 --> 01:45:45,910 What about my dead son? 1411 01:45:46,703 --> 01:45:49,119 Max lost his mother when he was a child. 1412 01:45:51,358 --> 01:45:55,148 I promised him his own amusement park. 1413 01:45:56,322 --> 01:45:57,446 It's finished now. 1414 01:45:59,268 --> 01:46:02,101 I also promised him a race track. 1415 01:46:04,855 --> 01:46:06,937 But it's only half complete... 1416 01:46:08,500 --> 01:46:11,329 and that bitch killed him. 1417 01:46:16,713 --> 01:46:20,920 I already lost a son. 1418 01:46:22,701 --> 01:46:24,658 I'm not going to lose my grandson. 1419 01:46:26,960 --> 01:46:28,042 This child... 1420 01:46:29,075 --> 01:46:31,658 is my only hope for living. 1421 01:46:32,208 --> 01:46:35,021 If you feel this way, think about his mother. 1422 01:46:35,023 --> 01:46:36,631 She must be feeling the same. 1423 01:46:36,633 --> 01:46:38,090 Why must you separate them? 1424 01:46:39,575 --> 01:46:41,199 What if he's not your grandson? 1425 01:46:41,885 --> 01:46:42,959 What'll happen then? 1426 01:46:50,958 --> 01:46:52,624 The lab report, Master. 1427 01:46:55,437 --> 01:46:56,477 You can go. 1428 01:48:06,375 --> 01:48:07,207 What's going on? 1429 01:48:09,790 --> 01:48:10,664 What is he doing? 1430 01:48:11,144 --> 01:48:12,476 I'm not really sure. 1431 01:48:29,976 --> 01:48:31,725 I found the boy. 1432 01:48:37,458 --> 01:48:39,499 But he's not your son. 1433 01:49:11,816 --> 01:49:13,649 Don't do this, Master. 1434 01:49:14,167 --> 01:49:15,124 Prepare the medication. 1435 01:49:16,397 --> 01:49:17,438 Mind your health, sir. 1436 01:49:30,649 --> 01:49:31,315 Watch him. 1437 01:49:33,791 --> 01:49:36,374 - Master. - Take the kid with you. 1438 01:49:37,043 --> 01:49:38,333 - Easy. - Don't shut the door! 1439 01:49:38,575 --> 01:49:39,658 Let him keep you company. 1440 01:49:43,161 --> 01:49:44,243 Be careful, Master. 1441 01:49:45,625 --> 01:49:48,489 - Give him a hand. - Where's the baby? 1442 01:49:48,491 --> 01:49:50,706 - Give us the baby! - I want my baby. 1443 01:49:50,708 --> 01:49:52,207 Don't! Take your money and leave. 1444 01:49:52,208 --> 01:49:54,832 I'm turning this place into an ice palace! 1445 01:49:57,625 --> 01:49:59,957 I'm turning this place into an ice palace! 1446 01:50:01,833 --> 01:50:03,374 A big ice palace. 1447 01:50:06,791 --> 01:50:08,415 Gigantic ice palace. 1448 01:50:09,715 --> 01:50:11,339 A gigantic ice palace. 1449 01:50:26,002 --> 01:50:27,176 What's the matter with you? 1450 01:50:27,427 --> 01:50:28,468 See for yourself. 1451 01:50:29,057 --> 01:50:30,098 You're useless. 1452 01:50:34,791 --> 01:50:36,124 That was quick! 1453 01:50:37,449 --> 01:50:38,489 You saw them? 1454 01:50:39,670 --> 01:50:41,332 Yes, I saw them both... 1455 01:50:59,821 --> 01:51:00,986 Why are you still here? 1456 01:51:01,492 --> 01:51:02,449 Throw them out! 1457 01:51:06,359 --> 01:51:07,316 Can you do this? 1458 01:51:37,184 --> 01:51:38,017 Thank God. 1459 01:52:19,561 --> 01:52:21,268 Round and round and round he goes! 1460 01:52:28,617 --> 01:52:29,574 Goddamn baldie! 1461 01:53:11,074 --> 01:53:12,890 Octopus, the baby hasn't cried for a while. 1462 01:53:14,655 --> 01:53:15,988 I'm aware of it! 1463 01:53:21,223 --> 01:53:22,389 Baldie... 1464 01:53:23,409 --> 01:53:24,616 I hate bald heads. 1465 01:53:52,657 --> 01:53:54,531 It's fresh. 1466 01:54:01,786 --> 01:54:02,493 Baby! 1467 01:54:21,581 --> 01:54:22,747 Octopus! 1468 01:54:29,053 --> 01:54:29,761 Baby... 1469 01:54:30,875 --> 01:54:31,665 Baby! 1470 01:54:39,250 --> 01:54:40,790 Baby... 1471 01:54:55,583 --> 01:54:57,082 - How is he? - Take off your jacket. 1472 01:55:03,441 --> 01:55:05,874 Baby, hang in there! You'll be all right. 1473 01:55:18,611 --> 01:55:19,443 Baby... 1474 01:55:27,551 --> 01:55:28,383 Go! 1475 01:55:32,519 --> 01:55:33,309 Put it on! 1476 01:55:38,257 --> 01:55:39,381 Baby... 1477 01:55:53,326 --> 01:55:54,075 Catch! 1478 01:56:21,537 --> 01:56:22,536 Turn it up. 1479 01:56:30,948 --> 01:56:31,739 Gorge yourself! 1480 01:56:48,259 --> 01:56:49,383 Feed them something extra. 1481 01:56:56,018 --> 01:56:57,225 See if you can open the door. 1482 01:57:06,916 --> 01:57:09,749 There's no key hole to pick... 1483 01:57:09,944 --> 01:57:13,152 It can't be opened from inside. 1484 01:57:44,094 --> 01:57:45,676 - Thongs! - Octopus? 1485 01:57:46,600 --> 01:57:47,808 Are you alright, Thongs? 1486 01:57:50,411 --> 01:57:51,243 Open the door! 1487 01:57:51,621 --> 01:57:53,732 Only the Master knows the combination. 1488 01:57:53,734 --> 01:57:55,123 What? Only he can open it? 1489 01:57:55,125 --> 01:57:57,457 You saw him. He has gone mad. 1490 01:57:58,085 --> 01:58:00,793 You're on, Landlord. Do your stuff. 1491 01:58:02,857 --> 01:58:03,953 How? 1492 01:58:03,955 --> 01:58:08,898 It's a Swiss computerized mechanical lock. Eight layers with over four million combinations. 1493 01:58:08,900 --> 01:58:10,213 Same kind used by the CIA. 1494 01:58:10,215 --> 01:58:12,923 Save your breath. Open it while I call the cops. 1495 01:58:13,809 --> 01:58:16,540 - Run for it. - Stop! 1496 01:58:18,081 --> 01:58:19,539 Hey, come back! 1497 01:58:29,485 --> 01:58:30,276 Be quiet! 1498 01:58:31,063 --> 01:58:32,021 Freeze! 1499 01:58:33,159 --> 01:58:34,491 The machines are too loud. 1500 01:58:34,797 --> 01:58:36,920 - Turn off the machines. - Yes. 1501 01:58:36,922 --> 01:58:37,921 And the refrigerator. 1502 01:58:38,288 --> 01:58:39,787 Unplug the refrigerator. 1503 01:58:42,000 --> 01:58:44,457 - And the air-conditioning. - Kill the air-conditioning. 1504 01:58:45,837 --> 01:58:47,582 Everybody, hold your breath. 1505 01:58:47,584 --> 01:58:48,535 What? 1506 01:58:48,537 --> 01:58:49,869 Hold your breath! 1507 01:58:50,900 --> 01:58:52,709 Keep quiet! Silence! 1508 01:59:58,520 --> 01:59:59,735 Well? Is it open? 1509 01:59:59,737 --> 02:00:01,445 - Why doesn't the door pop open? - Pop open? 1510 02:00:01,821 --> 02:00:03,070 Don't touch it! 1511 02:00:03,338 --> 02:00:05,504 Why doesn't it pop open? 1512 02:00:07,446 --> 02:00:08,665 Because of this? 1513 02:00:08,666 --> 02:00:12,082 It has nothing to do with something so intricate. Damn... 1514 02:00:17,265 --> 02:00:18,222 It's opened! 1515 02:00:24,227 --> 02:00:26,957 - What took you so long? - Save the baby. 1516 02:00:26,958 --> 02:00:29,165 - Save him... - How is he? 1517 02:00:29,368 --> 02:00:30,242 Save the baby. 1518 02:00:32,332 --> 02:00:34,665 - You promised me a reduced sentence. - All right. 1519 02:00:47,879 --> 02:00:48,845 The car! 1520 02:00:55,662 --> 02:00:56,578 Don't die on me! 1521 02:01:13,090 --> 02:01:14,797 The car... 1522 02:01:16,934 --> 02:01:17,958 Hot-wire it! 1523 02:01:20,361 --> 02:01:22,485 Don't scare me, Baby... 1524 02:01:27,000 --> 02:01:27,957 Come get your milk. 1525 02:01:30,701 --> 02:01:31,492 Baby! 1526 02:01:35,231 --> 02:01:36,438 Wake up for milk. 1527 02:01:38,989 --> 02:01:42,790 Mommy's here, don't be afraid. Don't be afraid... 1528 02:01:53,350 --> 02:01:53,990 Baby... 1529 02:01:55,650 --> 02:01:56,732 Don't die on me. 1530 02:02:00,506 --> 02:02:03,797 Come drink your milk. Wake up! 1531 02:02:08,102 --> 02:02:09,810 Wake up! 1532 02:02:18,001 --> 02:02:19,542 Wake up, Baby. 1533 02:02:40,992 --> 02:02:42,648 Pop the hood, use the engine. 1534 02:02:42,650 --> 02:02:44,076 Engine... in the back! 1535 02:03:22,398 --> 02:03:24,957 One, two, three! 1536 02:03:34,458 --> 02:03:37,582 One, two, three! 1537 02:03:48,478 --> 02:03:49,227 Wake up... 1538 02:03:57,790 --> 02:03:58,830 One more time! 1539 02:04:00,886 --> 02:04:03,426 One, two, three! 1540 02:04:55,854 --> 02:04:57,686 Take them away. 1541 02:04:58,117 --> 02:05:02,057 Bring your men and block the exits. Don't let anyone through. 1542 02:05:07,250 --> 02:05:08,832 Baby... 1543 02:05:17,152 --> 02:05:18,067 Come back! 1544 02:05:18,878 --> 02:05:20,419 Never mind. 1545 02:05:38,454 --> 02:05:39,454 Look. 1546 02:05:44,411 --> 02:05:45,577 Hurry, please... 1547 02:05:46,041 --> 02:05:47,040 Pulse rate 80 BPM. 1548 02:06:24,631 --> 02:06:25,505 Max. 1549 02:06:25,953 --> 02:06:27,410 This is the police! 1550 02:06:27,872 --> 02:06:29,496 Max, come home. 1551 02:06:31,956 --> 02:06:34,163 I want to play with you... 1552 02:06:34,713 --> 02:06:36,129 - Just calm down! - Max... 1553 02:06:43,312 --> 02:06:47,353 Sorry, Honey! Take care of yourself. 1554 02:06:48,188 --> 02:06:51,771 I thought money was important, but I was wrong. 1555 02:06:52,264 --> 02:06:53,706 If there's reincarnation... 1556 02:06:53,708 --> 02:06:56,374 I still want you for my wife. 1557 02:06:56,828 --> 02:06:59,119 We'll have ten kids, okay? 1558 02:06:59,562 --> 02:07:00,340 I love you. 1559 02:07:00,855 --> 02:07:03,604 While I'm in jail, 1560 02:07:04,041 --> 02:07:06,124 I missed you every single second. 1561 02:07:06,768 --> 02:07:11,665 I now know how awful you must have felt when I was wild and unruly. 1562 02:07:12,937 --> 02:07:13,936 I'm really sorry. 1563 02:07:16,788 --> 02:07:18,912 If I have the chance to start over... 1564 02:07:21,658 --> 02:07:22,949 I'll cherish you more. 1565 02:07:23,986 --> 02:07:26,818 Dad, all I did was gamble 1566 02:07:27,412 --> 02:07:29,370 and caused you a lot of trouble. 1567 02:07:30,125 --> 02:07:32,332 I've been dealt a lousy hand. 1568 02:07:32,828 --> 02:07:36,619 I thought if I had money, 1569 02:07:37,646 --> 02:07:39,612 I'll earn respect and own the world. 1570 02:07:40,340 --> 02:07:42,047 Now I've learnt my lesson 1571 02:07:42,724 --> 02:07:44,198 at the expense of my beloved family. 1572 02:07:45,495 --> 02:07:47,869 I'm sorry, Dad. 1573 02:07:51,159 --> 02:07:51,950 Goodbye. 1574 02:07:54,632 --> 02:07:57,548 We'll have lots of kids and play in the garden. 1575 02:07:57,912 --> 02:08:01,749 All of us will race each other. 1576 02:08:03,846 --> 02:08:05,761 May the Lord forgive your sins. 1577 02:08:06,541 --> 02:08:08,374 In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost, Amen. 1578 02:08:08,375 --> 02:08:10,432 We'll have our own children. 1579 02:08:10,434 --> 02:08:12,039 We play in the backyard 1580 02:08:12,041 --> 02:08:14,367 while you make dinner... 1581 02:08:14,617 --> 02:08:16,199 And do our laundry. 1582 02:08:17,029 --> 02:08:17,903 1583 02:08:29,184 --> 02:08:33,415 The government policy back then was very strict with the death penalty. 1584 02:08:33,969 --> 02:08:39,332 It was only used on convicts who have committed serious crimes. 1585 02:08:40,122 --> 02:08:42,871 What you have just witnessed 1586 02:08:43,340 --> 02:08:45,916 are different forms of the death penalty. 1587 02:08:45,918 --> 02:08:49,417 I'm sure you now have a better understanding. 1588 02:08:49,978 --> 02:08:55,461 Let's have another round of applause for our inmates who gave us the demonstration. 1589 02:08:55,750 --> 02:08:58,749 Well done! 1590 02:09:00,199 --> 02:09:01,156 Thank you! 1591 02:09:04,595 --> 02:09:07,177 Please help yourselves to the refreshments. 1592 02:09:10,234 --> 02:09:11,274 Hi there! 1593 02:09:11,472 --> 02:09:14,664 - How are you, Landlady? - You were great, Thongs. 1594 02:09:14,666 --> 02:09:18,332 - Where's Dad? - You did a great job, Honey. 1595 02:09:18,677 --> 02:09:20,999 - I was so scared. - It wasn't real, silly. 1596 02:09:21,541 --> 02:09:24,374 - What about the "I love you" part? - Of course, that's for real. 1597 02:09:27,037 --> 02:09:29,539 Honey, I have adopted ten kids. 1598 02:09:29,541 --> 02:09:32,124 From South Africa, the Middle East, Germany... 1599 02:09:32,125 --> 02:09:33,082 Anyone from Cameroon? 1600 02:09:33,541 --> 02:09:35,874 Let me see... I'm so happy. 1601 02:09:36,185 --> 02:09:39,290 Don't overexert yourself. You're pregnant. Let me carry that. 1602 02:09:40,934 --> 02:09:44,329 Don't frown, it's bad for the baby. 1603 02:09:44,331 --> 02:09:47,082 Speak for yourself. The doctor said the baby is doing great. 1604 02:09:49,198 --> 02:09:50,905 I almost forgot my appointment. 1605 02:09:51,276 --> 02:09:52,233 With a man or a woman? 1606 02:09:53,708 --> 02:09:55,457 My clients are either men or women. 1607 02:09:56,195 --> 02:09:58,027 I can only meet with women? 1608 02:09:58,753 --> 02:10:00,537 - No. - Space, remember? 1609 02:10:00,539 --> 02:10:01,705 Yes... 1610 02:10:01,901 --> 02:10:03,692 I have plenty of space here. 1611 02:10:05,639 --> 02:10:08,624 All right. Thanks for coming. 1612 02:10:10,299 --> 02:10:11,631 Thanks for taking care of my Dad. 1613 02:10:13,598 --> 02:10:15,079 How are you getting along? 1614 02:10:15,081 --> 02:10:16,946 There's nothing to it. It's not my first time. 1615 02:10:18,256 --> 02:10:20,047 But I promise you it'll be my last. 1616 02:10:22,950 --> 02:10:24,407 Why are you making promises to me? 1617 02:10:24,781 --> 02:10:26,081 I... 1618 02:10:26,083 --> 02:10:28,600 Uh, I promise my dad. 1619 02:10:33,322 --> 02:10:34,155 Thongs. 1620 02:10:35,657 --> 02:10:36,531 Inspector. 1621 02:10:38,101 --> 02:10:40,100 You have to thank your lucky stars. 1622 02:10:41,553 --> 02:10:44,636 The Justice Department may put you on parole. 1623 02:10:45,729 --> 02:10:46,969 - Thanks. - Thanks. 1624 02:10:46,971 --> 02:10:48,595 Look who's here to see you. 1625 02:10:54,909 --> 02:10:56,242 - Baby! - Baby! 1626 02:10:57,686 --> 02:10:58,393 Baby... 1627 02:11:00,017 --> 02:11:00,946 - Over here. - Go on. 1628 02:11:00,948 --> 02:11:02,322 Give me a hug. 1629 02:11:02,796 --> 02:11:05,371 - Mommy. - It's been a long time. 1630 02:11:05,373 --> 02:11:08,227 Sorry we didn't have a chance to apologize. 1631 02:11:08,229 --> 02:11:09,667 - We're really very sorry. - We know. 1632 02:11:09,668 --> 02:11:12,415 If it hadn't been for you, our baby could have died. 1633 02:11:14,833 --> 02:11:17,373 - I wonder if they'll be interested. - In what? 1634 02:11:17,375 --> 02:11:19,630 - In working for us. - What? 1635 02:11:19,632 --> 02:11:21,289 You'll be in charge of security. 1636 02:11:21,291 --> 02:11:22,515 You can be the bodyguard. 1637 02:11:22,517 --> 02:11:23,599 You can the chauffeur. 1638 02:11:25,131 --> 02:11:27,040 I'm perfect for the job. 1639 02:11:27,320 --> 02:11:29,790 Driving sports cars has to be my pet project. 1640 02:11:31,086 --> 02:11:33,540 - Are you interested? - Absolutely. 1641 02:11:33,914 --> 02:11:35,769 - We'll wait for your discharge, then. - Our Open Day is over. 1642 02:11:35,771 --> 02:11:37,895 Time to return to your cell. 1643 02:11:39,644 --> 02:11:40,809 The baby! 1644 02:11:41,273 --> 02:11:42,702 Oh, right. 1645 02:11:43,625 --> 02:11:46,902 Mrs. Li. We don't even know his name. 1646 02:11:46,904 --> 02:11:49,124 - It's Matthew. - Ka Sing. 1647 02:11:50,309 --> 02:11:51,516 Li Ka Sing? 1648 02:11:59,708 --> 02:12:00,540 So long! 1649 02:12:03,853 --> 02:12:05,686 Blindfold me, I can't bear to watch. 1650 02:12:15,875 --> 02:12:17,582 - How's Jackie? - Are you all right? 1651 02:12:22,958 --> 02:12:23,957 Bring me a towel. 1652 02:12:30,083 --> 02:12:31,499 That hurt! One more time. 1653 02:12:36,724 --> 02:12:37,807 I get to keep this? 1654 02:12:38,841 --> 02:12:39,507 1655 02:12:44,291 --> 02:12:45,040 Help him up. 1656 02:12:45,897 --> 02:12:47,063 The spine... 1657 02:12:53,129 --> 02:12:54,795 You should go for an X-ray. 1658 02:12:58,276 --> 02:13:00,249 - I'm fine. - Bring the car. 1659 02:13:13,083 --> 02:13:16,040 Bring the mattresses here. What are you doing over there? 1660 02:13:17,743 --> 02:13:18,826 Come on... over here. 1661 02:13:19,834 --> 02:13:20,833 Over here. 1662 02:13:25,382 --> 02:13:26,631 Careful... 1663 02:13:30,255 --> 02:13:31,171 Careful. 1664 02:13:38,541 --> 02:13:40,989 Leave your card with my PA. She'll save you the best seat. 1665 02:13:40,991 --> 02:13:43,482 When's the press conference? 1666 02:13:43,484 --> 02:13:45,066 I can't hear a word you're saying. 1667 02:13:47,851 --> 02:13:49,808 Apply more honey. 1668 02:13:51,142 --> 02:13:52,058 More. 1669 02:13:54,844 --> 02:13:56,343 Stop, I can't stand this! 1670 02:14:34,031 --> 02:14:34,989 Thongs! 1671 02:14:36,585 --> 02:14:39,749 - Steve, I didn't see you. - You say that every time. 1672 02:14:40,310 --> 02:14:42,017 You missed the alumni gathering. 1673 02:14:42,405 --> 02:14:44,808 - Nobody called me. - Are you sure? 1674 02:14:44,810 --> 02:14:47,957 - Grade school or college? - It's supposed to be High School! 1675 02:14:48,726 --> 02:14:50,446 Stop fluffing your line! 1676 02:14:50,448 --> 02:14:53,496 It was a one-take! Do you know how scary it was up there? 1677 02:14:53,498 --> 02:14:55,081 I now have to do it all over again! 1678 02:14:55,989 --> 02:14:57,863 I'll wring your neck for this! 112226