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("Furious" by Los Straitjackets playing)
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REPORTER 1: Repeating what we know.
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Ms. Reese has just been arraigned
on attempted murder charges.
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Bail was set at $1,200,000.
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-Denny Crane.
-Barry Goal.
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REPORTER 2: Star of the popular
reality show The Phoenix
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-entered a plea of not guilty.
-DENNY: Denny Crane.
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Both sides agreeing
to an immediate trial date.
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Why Ms. Reese was carrying the gun,
we don't know.
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COURTNEY: I thought he was gonna kill me.
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-Did you recognize him?
-Well, not then.
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Now I know he's a photographer from one
of those celebrity stalker websites.
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Fan-based websites.
They track certain stars.
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Yeah, this one's called getcortney.com.
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-Denny Crane.
-Barry Goal.
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I'm sorry. You'll have to forgive Denny.
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His eyes are bigger than his shame.
And frankly,
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I don't know what to make of Barry.
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So you said these websites
actually track celebrities.
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COURTNEY: They hunt us down.
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Anybody who spots me on the street
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just text messages my location
into the website.
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Some of them even get paid for a good tip.
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Now anybody… Here.
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Anybody can track my every move,
every minute of the day.
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(keyboard clacking)
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-Terrible.
-(groans)
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(keyboard clacking)
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Look at this.
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Oh, there's our building.
And it says you're here.
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And you're here.
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One of your assistants probably
just made 100 bucks for this tip.
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And the problem is, it's not just fans
who know where I am.
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It's stalkers. Mentally ill people.
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I mean, I've had guys show up straight
from the psych ward to my door,
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saying I'm their ex-wife, and they're
gonna kill me for jilting them.
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And you thought this man
was coming to kill you?
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Yeah, I thought he…
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Mr. Crane, I need you to stop
staring at me like that.
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Of course. Marry me.
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-I beg your pardon?
-Your 15 minutes are almost up.
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Mine has lasted a lifetime. Tell her.
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Marry him.
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(comical percussive stinger playing)
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(theme music playing)
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(upbeat stinger playing)
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{\an8}Lara and Joel Kohn to see Marlene Stanger,
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{\an8}10:30.
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{\an8}I think she stepped out of the building
for a few minutes.
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{\an8}Let me try her cell.
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Are you here for Marlene Stanger?
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She was recommended to us.
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{\an8}We made an appointment,
but she doesn't appear to be here.
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{\an8}That doesn't sound like Marlene.
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I'm Denise Bauer.
I work very closely with Marlene
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{\an8}and I know that she is swamped.
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{\an8}Um, why don't you come in my office
and we can talk?
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{\an8}(sneaky stinger playing)
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{\an8}Both sides have apparently agreedto fast-track this.
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{\an8}The only issue being did Ms. Reesefear for her life, and if so,
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{\an8}was that fear reasonable?
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{\an8}Some speculation that Ms. Reesewas simply fed up with the paparazzi,
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{\an8}and this last encounterwas the final straw.
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{\an8}So far, we have no indicationof where Ms. Reese got the gun.
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{\an8}The good news, Courtney,
you're already beautiful,
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{\an8}so we don't have to "Marcia Clark" you.
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{\an8}The bad news is you're beautiful
and you shot a man.
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The only person I can see getting away
with that is Princess Di,
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{\an8}who was herself killed by the paparazzi.
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{\an8}So by evoking her image, we get a twofer.
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I suggest this
for your first day of trial.
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A turtleneck in LA in the spring?
Are you trying to kill me?
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We can mix and match,
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but it's critical you feel comfortable
in your wardrobe.
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The jury can sense comfort level.
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-It's my own clothes or none at all.
-None.
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-CANDY: Courtney… (groans)
-ALAN: Typically, we would want
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the jury to relate to you.
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{\an8}Typically, no juror would have been
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{\an8}carrying a gun into a restaurant,
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{\an8}so perhaps the argument should be
they couldn't possibly relate to me.
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DENNY: We'll get back to wardrobe.
Let's talk victim.
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Our investigators are checking
into the photographer:
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his friends, family, skeletons, the usual.
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What is important is that, in the press,
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he looks like someone who would attack
Courtney in an alley.
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He did attack me in an alley.
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Legals?
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ALAN: In order to prove self-defense,
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we need to show that
in these circumstances,
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{\an8}you reasonably felt your life was
in danger.
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The only person who can convey
that is you, so you'll need to testify.
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And I'll be right by your side.
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-So will I.
-ALAN: Neither of them will be.
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You'll be sitting up there all alone,
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{\an8}undoubtedly subject to unrelenting
cross-examination.
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I'm a big girl.
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DENNY: Excellent.
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Now just for fun, try it this way,
"I'm a bad girl."
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I just want to hear how it plays.
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I'm a bad girl.
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Very bad girl.
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Denny.
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(comical rock stinger playing)
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{\an8}I cannot believe you, of all people,
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{\an8}are here asking me for a favor.
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-Well, it's not so much a favor as…
-Buzz Lightyear himself.
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-Who calls me that?
-Not me.
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I look at you and see a Woody.
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-She has no prison record.
-A boy is dead.
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{\an8}Which is why we're willing to plead.
Three months is the right result.
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{\an8}Whatever our differences, this is…
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{\an8}Whoa, whoa. What… what differences?
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{\an8}Are you referring to the time
I interviewed with you
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{\an8}for a position at Crane, Poole & Schmidt,
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all the while, you surf the net to get
cheap ski lift tickets at Whistler?
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Do you think that that would
cause a rift between us? (chuckles)
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As if I'd even remember.
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I need your help.
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{\an8}This is my niece.
And you know this is the right result.
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{\an8}Please.
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On your knees.
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And "Pretty please."
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What?
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Down on your knees. Do it.
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And, and button it with, um…
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(suggestive music playing)
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…"beautiful goddess."
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You're not serious.
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I'm very serious.
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Pretty please.
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Beautiful goddess.
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(quirky stinger playing)
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(slow music playing)
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DENNY: LA smog. Not good.
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Ah.
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Denny…
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I consider myself a delightfully
lascivious person
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and I often appreciate
that quality in others,
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but I need you to tone it down
a little with Courtney.
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She's the sexiest woman on earth.
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Unless, of course, you go for preggos,
in which case, it's Angelina.
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This is a serious case, Denny.
She's up on attempted murder charges.
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It's a character builder. She'll be fine.
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I'm gonna marry her, Alan.
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Courtney Reese?
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She's got Denny Crane
written all over her.
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And I'll tell you this,
when the time comes,
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she'll pull my plug…
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happily.
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Not to burst your bubble,
as unburstable as it appears to be,
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but I get the feeling Courtney's interests
lie elsewhere.
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-(muffled) What do you mean?
-I'm picking up on signals.
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(soft music playing)
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Well, pick up on this…
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stay away from my sixth wife.
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Courtney Crane.
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(sighs deeply)
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I love it.
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(comical stinger playing)
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(upbeat stinger playing)
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(slow music playing)
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Fish. Who knew?
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-I'm proud of you, kiddo.
-Thank you.
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MARLENE: Everybody's smiling.
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Happy news?
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Denise just landed… Dare I say it?
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A big whale.
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Sitter Delacy Foods.
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They distribute up and down
the east coast.
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The Kohn family, right?
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Right.
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Huh.
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(reporters clamoring)
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{\an8}REPORTER:
The prosecution of Courtney Reese
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for attempted murder begins today.
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Unbelievable.
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Wherever they go, they get the good stuff.
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Unbelievable.
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This isn't fair.
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…a significant change in the works.
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DAN: So I, I figured
she might come out the side alley.
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She often does.
So I kind of staked out a position.
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A.D.A. JOE: And at some point,
the defendant did come out?
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-DAN: Yes.
-And what did you do?
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I approached to take a picture.
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-Did you say anything?
-DAN: No.
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Did she say anything?
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DAN: Yeah, I think she yelled, "Back off."
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A.D.A. JOE: And then what happened?
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DAN: I went to take a picture, and, uh…
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she shot me.
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Did she warn you?
Did she indicate that she had a gun?
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(scoffs) No! No, she just opened fire.
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It sounds like a terrifying encounter.
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-Were you frightened, Mr. Rice?
-Of course I was.
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ALAN: I can imagine.
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By the way, can you imagine that Ms. Reese
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might have been terrified
when you charged at her in the alley?
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I think Ms. Reese is familiar with
photographers trying to get her picture.
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ALAN: You jumped out
from behind a dumpster, did you not?
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DAN: Yes.
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-ALAN: Was the alleyway lit?
-DAN: It was not lit.
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ALAN: Mr. Rice, you're
a freelance photographer, are you not?
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You submit your work to many different
magazines and newspapers?
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-DAN: Yeah.
-ALAN: And all these publications
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prefer candid shots.
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A scared expression is worth more than,
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say, a picture where a celebrity
is smiling or posing.
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Which is why you leapt out
from behind the dumpster, to startle her?
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DAN: Yeah, I was trying
to get a candid shot of her, yes.
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But, again, they're used to that.
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By "they", I imagine you mean
celebrities and other people who,
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at your discretion alone…
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-(Denny gasps)
-…have forfeited their right to privacy.
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No, they signed up for it
when they chose to be famous.
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Did they sign up for having their car
run off the road?
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Because you've done that with
other celebrities, haven't you?
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Objection.
The victim is not on trial here.
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The victim is very much on trial.
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-He has three assault arrests…
-Objection.
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-He's broken into houses…
-Objection.
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-Spit at celebrities to provoke…
-A.D.A. JOE: Objection!
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The objections are sustained.
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This man's prior actions are not relevant.
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But my client's state of mind is,
and many of the paparazzi,
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Mr. Rice included, are criminals,
some very dangerous.
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Apparently, Filipino street gangs
have even got into the act. Why?
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-Objection.
-Because ultimately,
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-this is about vast amounts of money.
-Objection.
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Sustained!
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(tense music playing)
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I fired you!
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And I was as expressly clear about that…
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-As you are insane?
-My daughter!
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-Who contributed to the death…
-No!
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-Yes.
-How dare you go behind my back?
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-It's Hannah's call, not yours.
-She's 16 years old.
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Exactly. she's got her whole life
ahead of her.
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Now three months is a good deal.
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She can serve it over the summer
and be back in time for school.
242
00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:41,450
-As a convicted murderer?
-Manslaughter.
243
00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:42,368
Oh, my God.
244
00:11:42,451 --> 00:11:44,078
BRAD: This is not about
safeguarding her college transcript.
245
00:11:44,161 --> 00:11:45,746
This is the best deal
that we can ever hope for.
246
00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:48,541
Now I got the DA to go along with it,
so for once in your life,
247
00:11:48,624 --> 00:11:50,501
just once, trust me.
248
00:11:50,584 --> 00:11:52,378
Oh, is that what this is all about?
249
00:11:52,461 --> 00:11:56,590
Getting me to finally trust you?
Proving yourself to your big sister?
250
00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:59,385
At the risk of jeopardizing
our relationship any further,
251
00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:01,679
-you got a friggin' problem.
-Oh.
252
00:12:01,762 --> 00:12:04,265
For the past 16 years,
your self-esteem has been inextricably
253
00:12:04,348 --> 00:12:06,225
bound up with this idea of having
a perfect daughter.
254
00:12:06,308 --> 00:12:07,893
Well, she's not perfect.
255
00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:10,146
Her resume, college transcript,
256
00:12:10,229 --> 00:12:12,481
and, yes, even her record,
they're all gonna be blemished.
257
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,817
But this does not have
to destroy her life.
258
00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:20,072
If she takes this to trial, she could go
to jail for a year, maybe two.
259
00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:21,741
(pensive music playing)
260
00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:25,453
And you can't just wave your magic wand
to make this go away.
261
00:12:38,507 --> 00:12:40,843
(upbeat music playing)
262
00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:47,767
I know I'm new here,
and I really don't want to make waves.
263
00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:49,560
What is the problem?
264
00:12:50,519 --> 00:12:51,520
This.
265
00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,981
Mario inadvertently found it in the trash.
266
00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:56,942
-Mario?
-(seethes) Our night janitor.
267
00:12:57,026 --> 00:12:59,278
Really lovely gentleman. Helpful.
268
00:12:59,361 --> 00:13:01,697
I was so grateful when he found it
because I thought I'd misplaced it,
269
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,199
but when I saw this…
270
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,954
I was taking videos of my coworkers
to send to my family.
271
00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:10,331
I left it in the kitchen.
272
00:13:10,414 --> 00:13:13,042
I guess I accidentally left it on video
recording mode, and well…
273
00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:14,960
(sobs) …this happened!
274
00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:16,128
Oh, my. (groans)
275
00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:18,589
Maybe Denise thought
she was playing a practical joke,
276
00:13:18,672 --> 00:13:20,508
but I just don't think
it's all that funny.
277
00:13:20,591 --> 00:13:22,551
I mean, is that how the lawyers
treat each other here?
278
00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:24,345
Certainly not.
279
00:13:24,428 --> 00:13:27,056
I didn't think so,
but somebody should tell Denise,
280
00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:29,058
because she is full of little pranks.
281
00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:30,851
Other pranks?
282
00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:34,438
Again, I'm really so uncomfortable
with this.
283
00:13:35,564 --> 00:13:38,651
But I went out to greet my clients,
the Kohns, in the lobby the other day.
284
00:13:38,734 --> 00:13:39,902
Referrals from my old firm.
285
00:13:40,569 --> 00:13:43,781
I was late, I admit, as they were
scheduled in my personal calendar,
286
00:13:43,864 --> 00:13:45,533
but since it was in the trash…
287
00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:48,202
Anyway, I went out to get them,
and they were gone.
288
00:13:48,285 --> 00:13:49,912
It turns out Denise took them.
289
00:13:53,707 --> 00:13:54,875
Denise?
290
00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:57,044
(quirky stinger playing)
291
00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:04,552
You understand, Ms. Guttman,
292
00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:08,305
that be pleading guilty
to involuntary manslaughter,
293
00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:10,391
you stand convicted of a felony?
294
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:12,726
Yes, sir.
295
00:14:13,769 --> 00:14:14,603
Very well.
296
00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:17,940
Ms. Raines, the District Attorney's office
297
00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:19,817
{\an8}joins the recommendation of the defense
298
00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:21,277
{\an8}for three months at Guttenburg?
299
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:22,862
We do, Your Honor.
300
00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:26,365
This is a very serious matter
involving the loss of a human life,
301
00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:28,576
but we are impressed
by the defendant's remorse.
302
00:14:28,659 --> 00:14:31,036
We're also mindful that she has
no previous criminal record
303
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:34,456
and we're satisfied that three months
constitutes a just punishment.
304
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:38,669
Well… you might be satisfied,
305
00:14:38,752 --> 00:14:39,920
but I'm not.
306
00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:43,632
See, I have to be cognizant
not only of the death of Ryan Klein,
307
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:46,927
but also of the pandemic
of pharming drug parties
308
00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:49,013
going on in every town
all over this country,
309
00:14:49,096 --> 00:14:51,140
causing the loss of many lives.
310
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:54,310
Three months is an insult to those lives.
311
00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:56,604
-BRAD: Your Honor, this…
-JUDGE SIMON: I'm talking, counsel.
312
00:14:56,687 --> 00:14:59,899
The court rejects this
and will not entertain any plea
313
00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:03,694
which causes Ms. Guttman
to serve less than three years.
314
00:15:03,777 --> 00:15:04,695
-What?
-Brad.
315
00:15:04,778 --> 00:15:05,988
I ask that Your Honor be recused.
316
00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:08,282
Denied. Now you want to go to trial, fine.
317
00:15:08,365 --> 00:15:09,700
But you've got me,
318
00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:12,912
which means that I can
impose sentence now…
319
00:15:13,787 --> 00:15:14,663
or later.
320
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,957
(foreboding music playing)
321
00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:18,667
(sobbing)
322
00:15:24,506 --> 00:15:28,218
I've received 17 death threats,
the latest coming two weeks ago.
323
00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:31,597
I also get thousands of letters
from prison inmates,
324
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:34,892
pledging their love and planning
to seek me out upon release.
325
00:15:34,975 --> 00:15:36,894
And I get many inappropriate,
326
00:15:36,977 --> 00:15:38,854
prurient letters
from people on the outside as well.
327
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,606
Sometimes doctors, lawyers.
328
00:15:40,689 --> 00:15:43,609
I've received three in the last day
from one of my own lawyers.
329
00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:48,656
You're clearly the object
of a lot of adoration and obsession.
330
00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:52,785
Which comes with celebrity and fame,
I realize, but this kind of fame…
331
00:15:52,868 --> 00:15:54,411
And… and add to that the internet.
332
00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:56,413
What does the internet
have to do with this?
333
00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:58,207
(scoffs)
With these celebrity stalker sites,
334
00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:00,084
everybody can become
a member of the paparazzi.
335
00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:03,420
I mean, they've all got cameras
and e-mail access with their cell phones.
336
00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:05,923
It's become simple to track
my whereabouts.
337
00:16:06,715 --> 00:16:08,676
Obsessive people know how to find me,
338
00:16:09,843 --> 00:16:12,262
which is why I got a permit
and now carry a gun.
339
00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:14,598
Which you were carrying with you
the other night.
340
00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:15,557
Yes.
341
00:16:16,266 --> 00:16:20,062
As I left the restaurant, a man charged me
in a dark alleyway.
342
00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:21,981
I called for him to stop. He didn't.
343
00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:24,525
I saw black metal in his hand.
He raised it.
344
00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:28,779
I thought he was carrying a gun.
I reacted and shot first.
345
00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:34,576
A lot of people track you, follow you,
want to see you in person.
346
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:37,079
-That's the impression I'm getting, true?
-Yes.
347
00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:40,708
Most of these people, I'm guessing,
would be innocent fans…
348
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:43,877
just wanting to get close to you.
Also true?
349
00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:47,256
-Or aggressive photographers.
-Yes.
350
00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:49,216
In fact, the other night
when you arrived at the restaurant,
351
00:16:49,299 --> 00:16:51,927
you were met by a slew of paparazzi,
weren't you?
352
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:52,845
Yes.
353
00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:54,638
A.D.A. JOE: Also, in fact,
you had an altercation on your way
354
00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:56,015
into the restaurant that night,
didn't you?
355
00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:57,641
Yes, I did.
356
00:16:57,725 --> 00:16:59,601
-You'd had enough, hadn't you?
-Objection.
357
00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:00,811
-A.D.A. JOE: This wasn't self-defense.
-Your Honor.
358
00:17:00,894 --> 00:17:02,271
-You were pissed off.
-I made an objection.
359
00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:03,772
-Sustained.
-A.D.A. JOE: In particular,
360
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,899
-you had a vendetta against this man.
-ALAN: Objection!
361
00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:07,693
He just sustained the objection.
362
00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:15,034
Ms. Reese, you've encountered Mr. Rice
before, haven't you?
363
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:20,456
I didn't recognize him at the time
that I shot him.
364
00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:22,207
You didn't see him going
into the restaurant?
365
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:24,877
I did, but I didn't know it was him
charging me in the alley.
366
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:27,588
You once got a restraining order
against this man.
367
00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:30,215
I didn't know it was him when I fired.
368
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:31,759
A.D.A. JOE: I see.
369
00:17:32,676 --> 00:17:33,969
-You just got lucky?
-Objection.
370
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,137
Sustained.
371
00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:37,347
Nothing further.
372
00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:39,558
(suspenseful music playing)
373
00:17:54,364 --> 00:17:56,366
Courtney, you should've told me
that you knew him.
374
00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:57,576
I don't really know him.
375
00:17:57,659 --> 00:18:00,079
There's a handful of paparazzi
who resort to terrorist tactics.
376
00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:01,580
And you knew him to be one of them.
377
00:18:01,663 --> 00:18:03,248
I didn't recognize him in the alley.
378
00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:06,502
But you did recognize him
on your way into the restaurant.
379
00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:09,630
So you knew he was there.
You'd had previous run-ins with him.
380
00:18:09,713 --> 00:18:12,049
This could be construed
that you targeted him.
381
00:18:12,132 --> 00:18:14,134
-I didn't.
-I believe you.
382
00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:15,052
Marry me.
383
00:18:15,969 --> 00:18:17,638
-Does he have a mental problem?
-Yes.
384
00:18:17,721 --> 00:18:19,807
Are there any more surprises?
385
00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:22,184
-Such as?
-Like are you really a man?
386
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:25,687
-I could live with that.
-Denny, go lust someplace else!
387
00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:30,067
How many run-ins have you had
with this particular photographer?
388
00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:33,028
Several, along with half a dozen
other photographers,
389
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,988
but I didn't know it was him when I fired.
390
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:36,782
Right.
391
00:18:39,159 --> 00:18:41,078
I sincerely hope the jury believes that.
392
00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:43,288
Otherwise, famous or not,
you're going to prison.
393
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:45,165
(pensive stringer playing)
394
00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:50,963
There's nothing I can do. It's his call.
You know that.
395
00:18:51,046 --> 00:18:52,422
-Why did he do this?
-I don't know.
396
00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:54,299
-Did you tell him to?
-Of course not.
397
00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:55,551
Is this about my Whistler trip?
398
00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:56,760
Brad…
399
00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:57,845
Well, what happened?
400
00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:00,264
I called one of his former clerks.
401
00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:03,392
Evidently, Judge Devon lost
a teenage daughter to a drug overdose.
402
00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:05,185
-Maybe that's in play. I don't know.
-Great.
403
00:19:05,894 --> 00:19:09,189
But he's a good judge. He's a fair one.
This seems way out of character.
404
00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:14,111
Also, for what it's worth,
405
00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:17,614
the clerk gave me
some additional backstory.
406
00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:21,034
He had a little thing years ago
with one of your partners.
407
00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:21,952
Who?
408
00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:23,662
Shirley Schmidt.
409
00:19:23,787 --> 00:19:25,789
(dramatic stinger playing)
410
00:19:28,041 --> 00:19:29,418
PAUL: Marlene says
411
00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:32,129
that you conveniently threw away
her electronic planner
412
00:19:32,212 --> 00:19:35,465
the night before some of
her more critical appointments,
413
00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:37,676
including the one with the Kohns.
414
00:19:40,053 --> 00:19:44,766
First of all, I didn't poach her clients.
I did her a favor.
415
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:48,020
And second of all, I didn't toss
her precious little device
416
00:19:48,103 --> 00:19:50,147
so she'd miss her appointment.
417
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,609
I did it out of spite. Simple as that.
418
00:19:56,653 --> 00:19:59,907
I have to say, Denise, that personally,
I am very disappointed.
419
00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:01,366
Paul, you know me.
420
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:03,368
Why else would I be disappointed?
421
00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:06,371
With the partnership vote this close,
422
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:11,793
it amazes me that you would do something
so stupid to jeopardize it.
423
00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:17,925
-Are you saying that…
-What I'm saying
424
00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:21,553
is that as of this moment,
your chances of making partner…
425
00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:23,180
have diminished.
426
00:20:29,269 --> 00:20:30,604
It's within the sentencing guidelines.
427
00:20:30,687 --> 00:20:33,148
It's not as if you can argue
abuse of discretion.
428
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,400
BRAD: But judges always allow
joint recommendations.
429
00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:37,778
SHIRLEY: But they're not bound by them,
Brad. You know that.
430
00:20:37,861 --> 00:20:39,696
She's 16 years old.
431
00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:43,367
Your only hope is to somehow
get him recused, but…
432
00:20:43,450 --> 00:20:44,910
honestly, I wouldn't know how.
433
00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:47,955
I've been told that…
434
00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:52,334
you had a relationship with this judge.
435
00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:55,003
(smacks lips) Ah.
436
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:57,464
Shirley, I would never try
to exploit this…
437
00:20:57,547 --> 00:20:59,341
Sure you would. That's why you're here.
438
00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:01,593
I don't know what else to do.
439
00:21:02,552 --> 00:21:05,222
I won't get it overturned on appeal.
I don't know what else to do.
440
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:08,350
(suspenseful stinger playing)
441
00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:15,315
She knew the paparazzi were there.
442
00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:17,526
She had an altercation on the way in.
443
00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:21,488
She had to know it was possible that
the man in the alley was a photographer.
444
00:21:21,571 --> 00:21:24,366
They ambush her all the time.
What the hell?
445
00:21:24,449 --> 00:21:27,202
She opened fire anyway.
Figure in the darkness, boom!
446
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:30,747
Shoot first, ask questions later, I guess.
447
00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:33,250
The truth is, celebrities
like Courtney Reese
448
00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:35,252
get away with things all the time.
449
00:21:35,335 --> 00:21:37,462
Tickets to the Rolling Stones concert,
450
00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:39,881
a table at a crowded restaurant
with no reservation.
451
00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:44,928
This is her life, all day, every day.
She gets away with things.
452
00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:49,349
And so when a photographer tries
to take her picture
453
00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:50,642
and she doesn't like it,
454
00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:55,522
and she happens to have a particular
grudge against this man,
455
00:21:55,605 --> 00:21:58,734
she thinks she can get away
with shooting him.
456
00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:04,614
Because fame is power. It is privilege.
It is a sense of entitlement.
457
00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:09,995
Now, I'm sure none of you want to live
in a world where there's one set of laws
458
00:22:10,078 --> 00:22:13,582
for the famous people,
and another set for the rest of us.
459
00:22:14,249 --> 00:22:16,418
The facts in this case do not say
460
00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:21,506
that Courtney Reese is an actress
or a model or a world-famous celebrity.
461
00:22:22,716 --> 00:22:24,426
The facts in this case say…
462
00:22:25,093 --> 00:22:28,430
that she's a criminal
who tried to murder somebody.
463
00:22:47,282 --> 00:22:52,996
A neurobiologist at Duke University
conducted an experiment
464
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:56,958
where he gave a group of thirsty monkeys
465
00:22:57,042 --> 00:22:59,836
a choice of either
having their favorite drink,
466
00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:02,881
which was some sort of
cherry juice concoction,
467
00:23:02,964 --> 00:23:04,633
or of having the opportunity
468
00:23:04,716 --> 00:23:10,097
to look at pictures of the dominant
celebrity monkey of their pack.
469
00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:15,727
Despite their thirst
and the allure of the cherry juice,
470
00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:17,771
they chose to look at the pictures.
471
00:23:18,438 --> 00:23:22,401
Apparently,
monkeys have a part of their brain
472
00:23:22,484 --> 00:23:29,032
that specifically responds to the thrill
of celebrity, as do we.
473
00:23:29,116 --> 00:23:30,575
Think about that for a moment.
474
00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:38,083
A part of our intricate, fantastic
and powerful, mental machinery
475
00:23:38,166 --> 00:23:42,671
specifically responds to Courtney Reese
476
00:23:42,754 --> 00:23:46,967
and others who have achieved
her level of notoriety.
477
00:23:47,050 --> 00:23:53,890
We have hundreds of magazines
and websites to follow them, track them,
478
00:23:53,974 --> 00:23:58,520
stalk them, not to mention
cultivate a public obsession for them.
479
00:23:58,603 --> 00:24:02,732
It is totally and utterly out of control.
480
00:24:03,483 --> 00:24:07,487
Her fear of being followed or assaulted
481
00:24:07,571 --> 00:24:10,490
or even murdered is not an irrational one.
482
00:24:10,574 --> 00:24:15,954
She receives threats on her life,
obsessive declarations of love,
483
00:24:16,037 --> 00:24:22,335
psychotic musings about imagined relations
or phantom encounters.
484
00:24:22,419 --> 00:24:25,046
And because of celebrity stalker websites,
485
00:24:25,130 --> 00:24:28,925
her movements and whereabouts
can be tracked to the second.
486
00:24:29,009 --> 00:24:30,552
That's the world she lives in.
487
00:24:31,970 --> 00:24:34,389
So what happened that night?
488
00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:38,310
A man came towards her
in the dark, quickly.
489
00:24:38,393 --> 00:24:40,479
She told him to stop. He didn't.
490
00:24:40,562 --> 00:24:43,440
Fearing for her life,
she acted to protect herself.
491
00:24:43,523 --> 00:24:44,733
She didn't shoot to kill.
492
00:24:44,816 --> 00:24:47,444
She wounded him in the shoulder
to stop his charge.
493
00:24:47,527 --> 00:24:48,361
She was afraid.
494
00:24:50,238 --> 00:24:52,574
Was her fear reasonable?
495
00:24:54,951 --> 00:24:56,328
(pensive music playing)
496
00:24:56,411 --> 00:24:57,370
Some years ago,
497
00:24:58,997 --> 00:25:01,708
a young actress named Rebecca Schaeffer
498
00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:08,673
was shot and killed by a fan
in front of her apartment building.
499
00:25:08,757 --> 00:25:14,554
Monica Seles was stabbed in the back
on a tennis court during a match.
500
00:25:14,638 --> 00:25:19,476
Gianni Versace was gunned down
as he stepped from his home in Miami.
501
00:25:19,559 --> 00:25:23,063
George Harrison was stabbed
in his home in the country.
502
00:25:23,146 --> 00:25:28,235
John Lennon was shot four times
in the back by a devoted fan
503
00:25:28,318 --> 00:25:31,363
as he was coming home
in the evening with his wife.
504
00:25:32,656 --> 00:25:37,452
Courtney Reese carried a gun with her
because of all that had come before.
505
00:25:37,536 --> 00:25:39,412
And she didn't want to be next.
506
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:44,960
That… is reasonable.
507
00:25:45,043 --> 00:25:46,962
(pensive music playing)
508
00:26:06,231 --> 00:26:07,524
(door opens)
509
00:26:09,192 --> 00:26:10,360
Simon.
510
00:26:12,028 --> 00:26:15,407
Ex-parte, Shirley.
You of all people should know better.
511
00:26:15,490 --> 00:26:16,533
Yes.
512
00:26:17,117 --> 00:26:20,245
Let's file this meeting
under that category, then.
513
00:26:20,328 --> 00:26:22,289
"Things we should know better".
514
00:26:23,707 --> 00:26:24,916
A boy died.
515
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,586
So did a girl, 12 years ago.
516
00:26:28,628 --> 00:26:31,006
-Is that in play?
-You're out of line.
517
00:26:31,965 --> 00:26:34,259
A wise man once said to me,
518
00:26:35,093 --> 00:26:36,845
over a Martini, I believe,
519
00:26:37,804 --> 00:26:41,224
you can take all the facts of case,
figure in all the lawyers,
520
00:26:41,308 --> 00:26:43,810
extenuating circumstances, and still,
521
00:26:43,893 --> 00:26:47,230
people forget, in the end,
it all really comes down to the judge.
522
00:26:47,897 --> 00:26:50,275
You said it with such a charming twinkle.
523
00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:52,694
I was trying to get laid.
524
00:26:53,528 --> 00:26:54,529
And, boy, did you?
525
00:26:57,949 --> 00:27:01,119
A case in my office has fallen
into the hands of the wrong judge.
526
00:27:03,163 --> 00:27:06,082
This ruling can't bring
your daughter back, Simon.
527
00:27:06,833 --> 00:27:09,210
But perhaps it can stop others from dying.
528
00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:10,712
Do you really believe that?
529
00:27:10,795 --> 00:27:12,547
What I believe
is none of your damn business.
530
00:27:14,049 --> 00:27:15,550
I came in to play nicely.
531
00:27:15,634 --> 00:27:17,469
You're wasting your time, Shirley.
532
00:27:17,552 --> 00:27:20,055
Actually, Simon, I'm not.
533
00:27:21,097 --> 00:27:25,685
I'm prepared to audit your sentencing
on drug cases to see if there's a pattern.
534
00:27:25,769 --> 00:27:29,314
I am prepared to make it very public
should there be a pattern.
535
00:27:29,397 --> 00:27:34,110
I'm also willing to expose other patterns
of a happily,
536
00:27:34,194 --> 00:27:36,488
perhaps unhappily married judge.
537
00:27:41,326 --> 00:27:42,535
Screw you.
538
00:27:42,619 --> 00:27:44,162
You did that already.
539
00:27:44,245 --> 00:27:49,084
Now you're doing it to a 16-year-old girl.
I will not allow for it, Simon.
540
00:27:50,251 --> 00:27:54,047
I will bring down upon you
the wrath of my entire firm,
541
00:27:54,130 --> 00:27:56,675
for which you will be no match.
542
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:57,967
No offense.
543
00:27:58,051 --> 00:27:59,928
(bold stinger playing)
544
00:28:06,393 --> 00:28:07,977
That Squid.
545
00:28:08,061 --> 00:28:10,355
-I need you to talk to Paul.
-Me?
546
00:28:10,438 --> 00:28:11,690
Yeah, he respects you.
547
00:28:12,524 --> 00:28:14,943
I'm not entirely sure
that would be appropriate.
548
00:28:15,026 --> 00:28:17,696
Why, because we're sleeping together?
549
00:28:17,779 --> 00:28:19,739
No, because it's a direct violation
of firm policy.
550
00:28:19,823 --> 00:28:22,992
I'm a partner. You're an associate.
It just wouldn't look good.
551
00:28:23,076 --> 00:28:25,912
Brad, this has nothing to do
with our sex life.
552
00:28:25,995 --> 00:28:28,957
It has to do with you knowing
I am an excellent lawyer
553
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:30,709
and I deserve to make a partner.
554
00:28:30,792 --> 00:28:32,127
It's as simple as that.
555
00:28:34,087 --> 00:28:35,880
-You do deserve this?
-Mm-hmm.
556
00:28:35,964 --> 00:28:38,341
-I'll talk to him.
-Thank you.
557
00:28:43,388 --> 00:28:45,807
("Frazzled Coyote" by Carl Stalling
playing)
558
00:28:45,890 --> 00:28:46,766
(gasps)
559
00:28:54,441 --> 00:28:55,442
(Marlene grunts)
560
00:28:56,234 --> 00:28:57,193
(groans)
561
00:28:58,111 --> 00:28:59,946
("Frazzled Coyote" continues playing)
562
00:29:01,698 --> 00:29:03,366
(gasps)
563
00:29:06,911 --> 00:29:08,413
(yelps and grunts)
564
00:29:10,039 --> 00:29:11,166
(panting)
565
00:29:11,249 --> 00:29:13,543
("Frazzled Coyote" intensifies)
566
00:29:13,626 --> 00:29:15,420
(breathing heavily)
567
00:29:24,804 --> 00:29:26,431
(music halts)
568
00:29:27,015 --> 00:29:30,810
Paul, Shirley, listen, before this gets
twisted by the wrong person,
569
00:29:30,894 --> 00:29:33,146
I just want you to know,
I am having sex with Brad.
570
00:29:33,229 --> 00:29:35,690
And while I did ask him to speak to you
on my behalf regarding partnership,
571
00:29:35,774 --> 00:29:37,776
that has nothing to do with us having sex
572
00:29:37,859 --> 00:29:40,653
and everything to do with the fact that
I am an excellent attorney.
573
00:29:40,737 --> 00:29:41,654
Is that clear?
574
00:29:41,738 --> 00:29:43,865
("Frazzled Coyote" resumes)
575
00:29:44,866 --> 00:29:45,825
My office, now.
576
00:29:47,702 --> 00:29:48,745
(music ends)
577
00:29:58,421 --> 00:29:59,631
So we just wait?
578
00:30:00,965 --> 00:30:04,511
ALAN: The judge said, "Don't leave."
That means the jury is probably close.
579
00:30:12,602 --> 00:30:13,937
And if we lose?
580
00:30:15,855 --> 00:30:17,315
How much time will I have to serve?
581
00:30:19,067 --> 00:30:20,151
There's no telling.
582
00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:24,405
A normal person would serve
maybe three, four years.
583
00:30:25,114 --> 00:30:27,033
But you're a figment.
584
00:30:27,951 --> 00:30:30,620
I'm not sure
what the sentence is for those.
585
00:30:34,249 --> 00:30:39,212
How odd it must feel to be the object
of so many…
586
00:30:40,213 --> 00:30:43,591
strangers, dreams, and wantings.
587
00:30:46,219 --> 00:30:49,347
I have little doubt you're able to trade
significantly on that.
588
00:30:51,599 --> 00:30:52,600
But?
589
00:30:55,353 --> 00:30:56,855
It has no currency with me.
590
00:30:58,398 --> 00:30:59,315
COURTNEY: Hmm.
591
00:31:01,109 --> 00:31:03,653
Well, lucky for me you're more convincing
in the courtroom.
592
00:31:03,736 --> 00:31:05,196
(Alan chuckles wryly)
593
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:06,239
You do not believe me?
594
00:31:06,322 --> 00:31:07,824
No, I do not.
595
00:31:10,368 --> 00:31:12,203
(pensive music playing)
596
00:31:12,287 --> 00:31:15,373
All you ever really have to do
is snap your fingers, right?
597
00:31:17,292 --> 00:31:18,710
Oh, has it come to that?
598
00:31:21,004 --> 00:31:22,422
You actually gonna make me snap?
599
00:31:24,757 --> 00:31:26,759
(bold stinger playing)
600
00:31:29,429 --> 00:31:32,223
As of five minutes ago,
all of this nonsense has stopped.
601
00:31:32,307 --> 00:31:35,101
The intrigue, the spying,
the tattling, the games…
602
00:31:35,184 --> 00:31:37,729
Marlene, don't turn your head away
when I'm speaking of you.
603
00:31:38,438 --> 00:31:39,272
Sorry, Shirley.
604
00:31:40,023 --> 00:31:43,443
Ever since you arrived at this firm,
there has been a current of spite.
605
00:31:43,526 --> 00:31:46,154
It will stop as well. If it doesn't,
consider it grounds for dismissal.
606
00:31:47,488 --> 00:31:49,449
(sighs) Marlene, leave.
607
00:31:50,366 --> 00:31:51,492
Denise, stay.
608
00:32:00,668 --> 00:32:02,253
Denise, you will not be making partner.
609
00:32:03,504 --> 00:32:04,339
What?
610
00:32:04,422 --> 00:32:08,343
Regardless of all your other antics,
the fact that you have slept with Brad
611
00:32:08,426 --> 00:32:11,596
exposes this entire firm
to sexual harassment lawsuits.
612
00:32:11,679 --> 00:32:13,014
(scoffs) That's absurd.
613
00:32:13,097 --> 00:32:16,643
There are people sleeping with each other
all over this law firm.
614
00:32:16,726 --> 00:32:18,895
Alan Shore mated two women
615
00:32:18,978 --> 00:32:21,230
and had them trying to murder
each other in the lobby.
616
00:32:21,314 --> 00:32:23,650
You're comparing yourself
to Alan Shore now?
617
00:32:23,733 --> 00:32:25,068
How low are you going here?
618
00:32:25,818 --> 00:32:30,114
Shirley, don't you see,
she is ruining our family?
619
00:32:30,198 --> 00:32:31,991
This isn't a family.
620
00:32:33,117 --> 00:32:34,202
It's a law firm.
621
00:32:36,037 --> 00:32:37,538
So Marlene's getting my spot?
622
00:32:41,250 --> 00:32:42,460
What spot?
623
00:32:44,462 --> 00:32:47,757
Denise, when Marlene was hired here,
624
00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:50,009
she brought in several major clients
625
00:32:50,093 --> 00:32:53,221
and it was always our intention
to make her partner.
626
00:32:53,304 --> 00:32:55,598
Why did you think
you were competing with her?
627
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:00,728
So that's it then?
628
00:33:03,648 --> 00:33:04,816
I'm afraid so.
629
00:33:06,651 --> 00:33:09,237
(melancholic music playing)
630
00:33:44,230 --> 00:33:45,356
Hey, Guido.
631
00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:57,201
Madam Foreperson,
have you reached a verdict?
632
00:33:58,578 --> 00:33:59,412
We have, Your Honor.
633
00:34:00,455 --> 00:34:01,581
Be strong.
634
00:34:01,664 --> 00:34:02,498
I'll try.
635
00:34:02,582 --> 00:34:04,417
This is LA, it's always "not guilty".
636
00:34:04,500 --> 00:34:07,587
We the jury find the defendant
Courtney Reese…
637
00:34:10,298 --> 00:34:11,674
-not guilty.
-(chuckles)
638
00:34:11,758 --> 00:34:13,551
-(people murmuring)
-(Barry exclaims)
639
00:34:15,386 --> 00:34:17,013
JUDGE HARVEY:
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
640
00:34:17,096 --> 00:34:19,182
this court would like to thank you
for your service.
641
00:34:19,807 --> 00:34:20,975
You are dismissed.
642
00:34:22,185 --> 00:34:23,519
This court is adjourned.
643
00:34:23,603 --> 00:34:26,064
(indistinct chatter)
644
00:34:27,899 --> 00:34:29,067
ALAN: Denny.
645
00:34:29,150 --> 00:34:30,526
(gavel bangs)
646
00:34:30,610 --> 00:34:32,487
(lively music playing)
647
00:34:33,696 --> 00:34:35,698
(reporters clamoring)
648
00:34:37,450 --> 00:34:38,826
ALAN: Let's just keep moving.
649
00:34:38,910 --> 00:34:39,911
DENNY: What about my statement?
650
00:34:39,994 --> 00:34:41,537
I'll make the statement.
651
00:34:41,621 --> 00:34:43,498
-My firm.
-My coast.
652
00:34:43,581 --> 00:34:46,084
You can both make statements.
We'll wait for you in the witness room.
653
00:34:46,793 --> 00:34:48,503
-BARRY: Barry Goal.
-Denny Crane.
654
00:34:48,586 --> 00:34:49,712
BARRY: Barry Goal.
655
00:34:56,844 --> 00:34:57,887
Thank you.
656
00:34:59,305 --> 00:35:00,431
My pleasure.
657
00:35:03,518 --> 00:35:04,519
So what happens now?
658
00:35:06,062 --> 00:35:07,063
You just…
659
00:35:07,980 --> 00:35:09,941
hop on a plane and fly back to Boston?
660
00:35:12,193 --> 00:35:13,402
Immediately.
661
00:35:16,656 --> 00:35:18,449
Is it really so awful…
662
00:35:19,242 --> 00:35:21,035
to admit that you're attracted to me?
663
00:35:24,497 --> 00:35:25,373
No.
664
00:35:26,833 --> 00:35:27,667
But?
665
00:35:31,671 --> 00:35:33,631
Denny and I have a little arrangement.
666
00:35:36,676 --> 00:35:37,802
He picked you first.
667
00:35:40,555 --> 00:35:45,143
I see. So, if he happened to pick
the love of your life first,
668
00:35:45,226 --> 00:35:48,146
you would just… go with it?
669
00:35:49,856 --> 00:35:51,274
You're not the love of my life.
670
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:53,359
So far.
671
00:36:01,075 --> 00:36:02,785
We're not gonna kiss, are we?
672
00:36:02,869 --> 00:36:05,121
(Alan inhales deeply)
673
00:36:05,204 --> 00:36:07,165
-Denny's girl.
-In his mind.
674
00:36:08,416 --> 00:36:09,584
Where it counts.
675
00:36:15,923 --> 00:36:16,883
Cheek?
676
00:36:18,301 --> 00:36:19,510
I'll give you a cheek.
677
00:36:23,931 --> 00:36:25,933
(tender music playing)
678
00:36:39,405 --> 00:36:41,199
So if I ever shoot anybody else…
679
00:36:44,368 --> 00:36:45,912
You have my number.
680
00:36:47,121 --> 00:36:49,123
(romantic music playing)
681
00:37:04,180 --> 00:37:05,389
So you're not dead?
682
00:37:06,641 --> 00:37:07,516
Not yet.
683
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:10,436
I… You… you went away, and…
684
00:37:10,519 --> 00:37:13,564
I didn't hear anything. Switzerland…
685
00:37:15,524 --> 00:37:16,525
Are you dying?
686
00:37:17,193 --> 00:37:18,236
Are you better?
687
00:37:19,654 --> 00:37:21,697
They were very, very, very good.
688
00:37:23,074 --> 00:37:24,283
But it was awful.
689
00:37:24,867 --> 00:37:26,702
(smacks lips) You wouldn't have
liked to have seen me.
690
00:37:26,786 --> 00:37:29,163
I was at least 7% less cute.
691
00:37:31,832 --> 00:37:32,667
Chocolate.
692
00:37:35,753 --> 00:37:38,839
Mm, this nonsense…
I… I don't know what I was thinking.
693
00:37:38,923 --> 00:37:41,384
Marlene and partnerships.
694
00:37:42,635 --> 00:37:44,887
Office politics, none of it matters.
695
00:37:45,471 --> 00:37:46,305
Yeah.
696
00:37:47,431 --> 00:37:48,266
Whatever.
697
00:37:48,349 --> 00:37:49,642
(chuckles softly)
698
00:37:50,393 --> 00:37:51,852
Listen, uh…
699
00:37:56,649 --> 00:37:57,984
You want to marry me?
700
00:37:59,235 --> 00:38:01,237
(dramatic stinger playing)
701
00:38:03,531 --> 00:38:05,825
(upbeat music playing)
702
00:38:13,708 --> 00:38:16,711
Shirley, the judge reconsidered.
He gave us the three months.
703
00:38:16,794 --> 00:38:18,713
-I'm glad to hear that.
-Thank you.
704
00:38:18,796 --> 00:38:19,797
What'd you do?
705
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:22,216
I traded on an old friendship,
per your suggestion.
706
00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:23,217
I don't know what to say.
707
00:38:23,301 --> 00:38:25,052
You said, "Thank you." That covered it.
708
00:38:26,345 --> 00:38:28,222
Denny, you're back.
709
00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:29,974
I am? I am.
710
00:38:30,057 --> 00:38:30,891
And I'm all here.
711
00:38:30,975 --> 00:38:32,518
Congratulations on your big victory.
712
00:38:32,601 --> 00:38:34,895
-It's all over the news. Married?
-No.
713
00:38:35,521 --> 00:38:37,106
-You tried.
-I did.
714
00:38:37,189 --> 00:38:38,190
Where's Alan?
715
00:38:38,274 --> 00:38:40,776
Around. He said he had
something to take care of.
716
00:38:41,402 --> 00:38:42,903
-Well, welcome back.
-Shirley…
717
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:45,740
This is a sweeps episode.
718
00:38:46,615 --> 00:38:47,783
I'm not kissing you.
719
00:38:47,867 --> 00:38:49,201
(sternly) Shirley!
720
00:38:49,452 --> 00:38:52,705
I'm in my 70s. I'm still a physical
specimen, but you never know.
721
00:38:52,788 --> 00:38:54,040
What if I drop dead one day,
722
00:38:54,123 --> 00:38:57,209
and you never got that last…
tonsil brushing?
723
00:38:58,044 --> 00:39:02,548
You always present the most ethically
challenging "what-ifers."
724
00:39:02,631 --> 00:39:04,800
Your loss. And mine.
725
00:39:09,221 --> 00:39:10,389
Denny.
726
00:39:10,473 --> 00:39:12,433
("Babylon" by David Gray playing)
727
00:39:19,148 --> 00:39:20,441
(whispers) Just in case.
728
00:39:36,749 --> 00:39:38,334
(gasps) Mr. Shore.
729
00:39:39,835 --> 00:39:41,170
(both grunts)
730
00:39:42,963 --> 00:39:43,798
(Marlene grunts)
731
00:39:45,299 --> 00:39:46,801
(crashing and shattering)
732
00:39:49,678 --> 00:39:51,764
-MARLENE: Ah, it's okay.
-(Alan grunts)
733
00:39:51,847 --> 00:39:52,932
Springtime.
734
00:39:53,015 --> 00:39:55,309
I'm going to rewrite that office manual.
735
00:39:56,143 --> 00:39:58,145
("Babylon" continues playing)
736
00:39:59,647 --> 00:40:00,898
(Marlene grunts)
737
00:40:17,039 --> 00:40:19,500
Denny, I'm gonna need
a new glass top for my desk.
738
00:40:20,584 --> 00:40:21,460
What happened to you?
739
00:40:22,044 --> 00:40:23,129
(groans)
740
00:40:24,338 --> 00:40:25,965
There was a spider in my office.
741
00:40:27,007 --> 00:40:27,967
Shirley kissed me.
742
00:40:28,050 --> 00:40:29,468
Voluntarily?
743
00:40:29,552 --> 00:40:30,761
Of course.
744
00:40:33,764 --> 00:40:34,974
She still loves me.
745
00:40:36,016 --> 00:40:37,393
Maybe I should marry her.
746
00:40:38,102 --> 00:40:39,895
Shouldn't you first get over Courtney?
747
00:40:39,979 --> 00:40:42,648
Well, my interest in Courtney was mainly…
748
00:40:42,731 --> 00:40:44,024
-Firearms?
-Mm-hmm.
749
00:40:45,067 --> 00:40:46,277
She'd shoot you in the end.
750
00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:47,695
Perhaps before. (chuckles)
751
00:40:50,739 --> 00:40:52,366
I really didn't love LA.
752
00:40:52,950 --> 00:40:54,160
Full of false, faux people.
753
00:40:54,243 --> 00:40:56,078
-You felt at home?
-I did.
754
00:40:58,414 --> 00:41:02,626
I used to love visiting LA
because it was so "la-la."
755
00:41:03,502 --> 00:41:05,337
It made me appreciate Boston more.
756
00:41:06,380 --> 00:41:09,842
But lately, it seems the whole country
is a little "la-la."
757
00:41:09,925 --> 00:41:11,135
Oh, not the red states.
758
00:41:11,927 --> 00:41:12,970
(Alan chuckles)
759
00:41:14,013 --> 00:41:17,558
We're bubblegum nation, Denny,
Tinseltown especially.
760
00:41:18,517 --> 00:41:24,231
There used to be a day when the pandering
in our society was reserved for…
761
00:41:24,315 --> 00:41:25,232
Politicians.
762
00:41:25,316 --> 00:41:26,150
(chuckles)
763
00:41:28,527 --> 00:41:29,695
Maybe that's what bothers me.
764
00:41:29,778 --> 00:41:31,822
Hollywood has sunk
to the level of Congress.
765
00:41:31,906 --> 00:41:33,365
(Denny chuckling)
766
00:41:35,284 --> 00:41:37,411
You ever wonder if you and I are "la-la"?
767
00:41:37,495 --> 00:41:39,497
Don't be ridiculous.
768
00:41:39,580 --> 00:41:41,415
We're flamingos and good ones.
769
00:41:43,125 --> 00:41:47,254
At least one thing remains constant.
I do enjoy traveling with you.
770
00:41:47,922 --> 00:41:52,218
And the best part is,
we always come home together.
771
00:41:53,594 --> 00:41:54,887
To more travels, Denny.
772
00:41:56,639 --> 00:41:59,016
-To the mountains.
-Prairies.
773
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:00,768
The whores.
774
00:42:01,769 --> 00:42:02,937
America the beautiful.
775
00:42:03,729 --> 00:42:04,855
DENNY: Ah…
776
00:42:05,856 --> 00:42:07,858
("Babylon" by David Gray playing)
777
00:42:08,067 --> 00:42:09,693
To next season, my friend.
778
00:42:10,778 --> 00:42:11,779
Same night?
779
00:42:12,780 --> 00:42:13,989
God, I hope.
780
00:42:42,059 --> 00:42:43,978
(theme music playing)
781
00:43:14,383 --> 00:43:15,467
{\an8}OLD WOMAN: You stinkah!
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