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DENISE: Previously on Boston Legal…
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I don't fear death.
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But I am afraid of being hooked up
to a machine.
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If it came to that, my friend,
I would pull your plug.
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Pull the plug? I want you to shoot me.
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Professor Clifford Cabot's
cabinet of sexual curiosities.
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I intend for it to be my legacy
to the world.
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PAUL: I need a favor.
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I want you to find out
if my daughter is using drugs again.
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-I'm Rachel.
-I'm Brad. Nice to meet you.
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PAUL: You made contact with Rachel?
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She's been clean for five years.
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Denise Bauer, attorney. Daniel Post.
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Guy dying of cancer.
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You're going off like a dog, aren't you?
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-What do you mean?
-When a dog knows it's going to die,
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it goes off into the woods by itself.
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ALAN:
Imagine killing somebody you deeply love.
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You said you do it for me. You promised.
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I don't know that I could.
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-We had sex.
-Yes.
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-BRAD: Incredible sex.
-DENISE: Yes.
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-And that's it?
-Yes.
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If you're okay with going back
to the way things were, so am I.
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-Just friends?
-Just friends.
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DENISE: Friends with benefits.
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SHIRLEY: Alan, Marlene Stanger.
Marlene, Alan Shore.
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I look forward to working with you,
Miss Stanger.
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-Marlene is a first-rate lawyer.
-She stole my case.
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I thought we could do better.
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You're not going to get very far
at Crane, Poole & Schmidt
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pulling the kind of crap
you did with this case.
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Cancel the rest of your weekend.
I'm taking you to Nimmo Bay.
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I'm going to take you to my spa.
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-What are you doing in my bed?
-I don't know.
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What do you mean you don't know?
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ALAN: Anything Denny Crane can do,
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I can do backwards and wearing high heels.
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-Who are we?
-Denny Crane.
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-Alan Shore.
-Leaders of men.
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With bull's-eyes on our asses.
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(slow stinger playing)
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(women grumbling and screaming)
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(objects clattering)
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SHIRLEY: What the hell? Paul, stop them!
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Security's been called
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-Oh, dear. This could be my fault.
-(glass shattering)
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-(women grunting)
-I seem to have mated them both.
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(women screaming)
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Yes, I did, all right.
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Jane. Sheila.
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-Alan, this is absolutely…
-Wrong, yes.
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Office policy manuals and such.
I know, Shirley.
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But you'll just have to cut me
some slack this time of year.
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-This time of year?
-It's spring. I'm in heat.
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(comical stinger playing)
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-I hear you're in the heat.
-It seems so.
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Me too. We must be on the same cycle.
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What do you do when you're in heat?
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-Generally, I have a good deal of sex.
-Me too! Where?
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Out and about.
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You mean right here in Boston?
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-It's the most convenient locale.
-Don't do that, man.
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The women in Boston
are pale this time of year
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and they haven't lost their Winter fat.
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Like spring snow, Boston women
have their own particular benefits.
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Nonsense! You come with me to California.
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It's spring all the time there.
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I have some business to do
in the Los Angeles office.
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We'll have time to prowl all we want,
and we can write the whole thing off.
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Denny, in all modesty,
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my state of heat doesn't
generally require me to prowl.
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Women have a tendency to find me.
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Well, let them find you in L.A.
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Now don't be difficult.
You know we're going.
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We'll take the jet, grab a limo,
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drop by Crane, Poole & Schmidt,
Los Angeles, do a little business.
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Then we'll check in to Chateau de Mer.
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They have that luxury down bedding
with the 500-thread cotton sheets.
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Women love that high thread count.
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As do I.
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You mean, I've convinced you?
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I do have a hankering
for some strip mall sushi.
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Yes, the thread count put me over.
A few days.
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I'll make some calls.
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(theme music)
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{\an8}("Appreciate" by Plantlife playing)
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♪ You look so good tonight ♪
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♪ Baby, I can hardly wait ♪
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♪ 'Cause I love your styleYour look, you're flying ♪
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♪ Baby, I love your shake, yeah ♪
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♪ Watch your curl, watch your eyes,watch your legs, watch your thighs ♪
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♪ Talk to me, my ♪
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♪ Watch your love,watch your style, watch your smile ♪
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♪ Appreciate, yeah ♪
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{\an8}♪ Appreciate, yeah ♪
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{\an8}I was doing research.
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{\an8}At a motel with a prostitute?
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{\an8}I promise you,
I've done nothing licentious.
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{\an8}Me neither.
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{\an8}I was cultivating case studies,
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{\an8}conducting interviews
with ladies of the eve
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{\an8}for my survey of Victorian sexual mores
versus present-day.
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{\an8}-Me too.
-(Shirley sighs)
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{\an8}Clifford.
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{\an8}Oh, my God. You don't believe me.
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{\an8}She was naked during the interview.
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{\an8}It looks suspicious.
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It was a demonstration speech.
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The art of seduction
vis-a-vis clothing removal.
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Just ask LaFonda.
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{\an8}Look, Clifford,
it doesn't matter what I think.
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{\an8}You've got your story.
You're sticking to it.
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I will post bail.
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-Shirley?
-Yes?
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{\an8}Could you see about getting
my shoelaces back?
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{\an8}Yeah.
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(lively stinger playing)
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{\an8}Now the legal concepts
of sufficiency of evidence
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{\an8}and weight of evidence are different.
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{\an8}A prime example is the Commonwealth
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{\an8}-versus Thompkins.
-(phone rings)
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{\an8}Yes?
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{\an8}OPERATOR: Brad, Beth Guttman on line two.
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{\an8}Tell her I'm in a meeting.
I'll call her right back.
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OPERATOR: She said it was an emergency.
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It's my sister.
This will just take a minute.
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Yeah, Beth. What's up?
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What?
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When?
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Yeah, yeah, okay.
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Okay, I'm on my way.
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Don't let her say a thing
until I get there.
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(somber music playing)
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(binder slaps shut)
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(siren wailing)
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(indistinct chatter)
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-Brad.
-Beth.
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What happened?
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Oh, Hannah was at this party.
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Kids were… There were drugs.
And this one boy…
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(sobs)
…died of an overdose.
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(somber music intensifies)
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(lively stinger playing)
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Denny, you…
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Good Lord.
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-Does this make me look fat?
-Yes. Wear heels.
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(sighs)
Don't do this.
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{\an8}You know you can't handle Los Angeles.
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{\an8}I'll be fine.
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Every spring you take
this little trip out west,
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and then we spend every summer,
fall and winter
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trying to get the charges dropped.
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If you're referring to
the Vanna White incident,
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there was contributory negligence
on her part.
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You groped her rear end
during the whole buffet line
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{\an8}at a cocktail party.
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{\an8}How exactly was she negligent?
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DENNY: Her tushy.
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Legally, it's called
an attractive nuisance.
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Look, if you are sincerely concerned
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{\an8}about my dalliances in Los Angeles,
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{\an8}there's one way to prevent them.
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Come with me.
You know how I feel about you.
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SHIRLEY: Hmm.
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Your wetsuit's doing all the talking.
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Bogey and Bacall had Paris.
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You and I can have Los Angeles.
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We can take the first flight out.
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{\an8}Denny, every year I threaten.
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{\an8}Every year I cajole.
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All I have left is to plead.
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If you care about me, don't make me plead.
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{\an8}Denny Crane does not make promises
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{\an8}but for you, I will try and be a good boy.
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{\an8}SHIRLEY: Thank you.
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How did you get into that thing, anyway?
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{\an8}A lot of vaseline,
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{\an8}and Chuck in word processing helped.
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Poor Chuck.
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I hope he'll help me get out of it.
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She doubled the client's money.
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Denise was there, too.
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I thought that was the case
you settled at ten.
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-Well…
-You guys make a great team.
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Every team needs a great closer.
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Oh, and it really helps
that one of you is funny,
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-because funny helps with the clients.
-Her?
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-Thanks, guys.
-Too bad you're both up for partner.
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-Spring vote.
-Always a lot harder.
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-This place is so sexist.
-Four spots.
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There's no way they're gonna give
two of them to women.
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You guys should team up.
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Whoever makes it this time can then vote
for the other one next time.
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I'm just gonna run in and grab a seat.
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That's what you should do!
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And then the other one can just buy
you dinner or something.
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(brisk stinger playing)
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{\an8}We won't know what the boy died of
until after the autopsy.
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{\an8}More than likely
a bad mix of prescription medication.
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{\an8}What are you talking about?
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You ever heard of pharming parties?
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No.
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Not farming with an F but a P-H.
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DET. JACOBS:
It's what kids are doing as of late.
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They go to their parents'
medicine cabinets,
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find the leftover prescriptions.
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Pain medicines for backaches,
sleeping pills,
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even their own medications for ADD.
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They take all these pharmaceuticals,
get together,
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{\an8}trade them, mix them into various
medication cocktails,
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{\an8}just to see what kind of fun can be had.
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This poor kid more than likely
got a bad mix.
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Do you know about this?
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First time hearing.
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DET. JACOBS: The kids were smart enough
to dump all the pills down the toilet.
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But we found the prescription bottles,
labels missing, in the trash out back.
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Hannah would never be involved
in anything like that.
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She's already on an antidepressant.
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She knows better
than to mix it with anything.
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Hannah's on antidepressants?
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She's had clinical depression
for two years.
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She won't tell me anything.
(sighs)
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The other kids aren't talking,
but the DA's not gonna let this one go.
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Someone's going to jail.
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I'll talk to her.
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(door opens)
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(door shuts)
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-You cut your hair since Christmas.
-Yeah.
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(groans softly)
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Well, we've got a long road ahead of us.
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And I realize
you're probably still in shock, but…
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as you can see, we've got
a little bit of a problem here.
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Besides Ryan being dead?
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No, I understand
you lost a friend, Hannah.
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But Ryan's parents also lost a son.
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And they are not gonna stop,
and nor should they,
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until they find out exactly
what happened last night.
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And right now as we're talking,
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all your other friends
are with their attorneys
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who are advising them to speak up.
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And the first one to speak up is gonna
make a deal with the District Attorney.
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Everyone else is gonna take responsibility
for the crime,
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and someone is going to go to jail.
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(suspenseful music playing)
246
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Hannah, I know you're a good person.
247
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I know you're a good friend.
248
00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:36,844
But this is the one time
you need to think of yourself first.
249
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Um, the Strom trial doesn't begin
until the fall,
250
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so we can discuss that at a later date.
Denise, what have you got?
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DENISE: Uh,
the Preitzler deposition starts Monday,
252
00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:58,199
plus, I'm still negotiating
on Friedman versus Langston,
253
00:10:58,282 --> 00:11:00,785
and, oh, Paul needs help
on MacCush and Wassen.
254
00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:02,495
-Full load.
-Very full.
255
00:11:02,578 --> 00:11:04,330
Lots of billables,
but I'm handling it.
256
00:11:04,413 --> 00:11:05,748
Good. In that case…
257
00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:06,874
I'm available.
258
00:11:07,583 --> 00:11:09,919
Excellent, so you're with me
on the Clifford Cabot case.
259
00:11:10,002 --> 00:11:12,630
Okay, people, that does it.
Thank you very much.
260
00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:24,934
Marlene.
You're typing with such intensity,
261
00:11:25,017 --> 00:11:27,895
almost as though there was
some imminent climax.
262
00:11:29,313 --> 00:11:31,315
(exciting stinger playing)
263
00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:36,904
She's on antidepressants.
264
00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:41,575
I had no idea. I thought we were close.
Suddenly we're ordinary people.
265
00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:42,785
You're holiday close.
266
00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:44,453
You get together for the biggies,
267
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:48,165
you know, Christmas, Easter,
share some laughs, old stories.
268
00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:50,376
And there's something
really comforting about that.
269
00:11:50,459 --> 00:11:53,671
But in-between the jokes,
that's where stuff like…
270
00:11:53,754 --> 00:11:55,589
"Hannah's got clinical depression"
hang out.
271
00:11:56,340 --> 00:11:58,384
I mean, how do you share
something like that?
272
00:11:58,467 --> 00:12:00,761
Plus, it's Hannah's private business.
273
00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:04,932
Not anymore.
It's like we've been strangers for years.
274
00:12:05,015 --> 00:12:07,059
Do they know everything about you?
275
00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:09,395
BETH: Brad?
276
00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:13,065
Can I, um…
277
00:12:14,024 --> 00:12:14,984
Hey, Beth.
278
00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:18,821
They arrested her.
279
00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:20,406
One of the kids talked.
280
00:12:20,489 --> 00:12:23,784
He said it was all Hannah's fault,
that she organized the whole party,
281
00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:25,619
that she brought all the drugs.
282
00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:26,996
I know that's not true.
283
00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:29,999
-Where is she now?
-Rick's arranging bail.
284
00:12:37,214 --> 00:12:39,550
(upbeat stinger playing)
285
00:12:45,055 --> 00:12:46,515
CLIFFORD: This is my world.
286
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Welcome to it.
287
00:12:47,725 --> 00:12:50,352
The current research from the top
academics in my field
288
00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:52,563
at the most prestigious universities
in the country.
289
00:12:52,646 --> 00:12:55,816
"Sex and love in the time
of the booty call."
290
00:12:55,900 --> 00:13:00,738
"Buzz off: A history of anti-vibrator
legislation in the United States."
291
00:13:00,821 --> 00:13:04,867
All legitimate papers, presented at
the Yale Sex Week symposium last month.
292
00:13:07,077 --> 00:13:08,537
You know, you have a way about you.
293
00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:13,209
Anyhoo, the paper
that I'm working on entitled
294
00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:17,671
"Low as a ho: Privileging sexual purveyors
and the fallacy of phallocentricism"
295
00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:20,049
could only be made possible
through field research,
296
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which is what I was doing
when accosted by the fuzz.
297
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,386
Clifford, I think you can understand
298
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:26,972
how the police might have mistaken
your intentions
299
00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:29,975
and let their imaginations get away
from them.
300
00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:31,227
And that's their problem.
301
00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:34,104
Finally, our universities are making
great strides in understanding
302
00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:35,439
the human sexual condition.
303
00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:38,901
Graphic sexuality has become
ubiquitous in modern society.
304
00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:41,821
It's irresponsible
not to teach young people about it.
305
00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:43,614
-These are for real.
-You're kidding.
306
00:13:43,697 --> 00:13:46,575
As whacked out as some of these
things sound, no offense, Clifford,
307
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:49,537
they're all legitimate scholarly
research articles.
308
00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:53,207
Exactly. Research which required
extensive interviews.
309
00:13:53,874 --> 00:13:56,418
My cousin went to elementary school
with the DA.
310
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:59,797
I think we've got enough here to go to him
and get these charges dropped.
311
00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:01,924
(quirky music playing)
312
00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:03,133
I like her.
313
00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:13,727
That's not how it happened! They're lying!
314
00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:15,020
Then you have to tell the truth.
315
00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:17,356
Now these kids are doing exactly
what is expected of them.
316
00:14:17,439 --> 00:14:18,858
They're acting in their own self-interest.
317
00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:22,528
Hannah, you must understand,
you could go to jail for this.
318
00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:26,907
They are charging you
with second-degree murder.
319
00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:31,829
No.
320
00:14:31,912 --> 00:14:34,748
(somber music playing)
321
00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:35,916
No.
322
00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:41,171
(Beth sighs)
323
00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:44,258
(scoffs)
324
00:14:44,341 --> 00:14:45,384
(giggling)
325
00:14:45,467 --> 00:14:46,302
MARLENE: Casey?
326
00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:47,219
Casey.
327
00:14:47,928 --> 00:14:49,013
When you finish perusing,
328
00:14:49,096 --> 00:14:50,848
please note that what our client
had on his mind
329
00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:53,434
was purely Q&A for research purposes only.
330
00:14:53,517 --> 00:14:55,227
There was no intent to solicit.
331
00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:56,520
Oh, no intent, huh?
332
00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:58,272
(both men laugh)
333
00:14:58,355 --> 00:15:00,649
You guys want to let us in on the joke?
334
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:05,571
We found that Professor Cabot,
in doing his research,
335
00:15:05,654 --> 00:15:07,865
was extremely thorough.
336
00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:09,199
CASEY: Check it out.
337
00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:12,536
CLIFFORD ON TV: Show me!
338
00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:14,747
Show me the plight of the exploitedsex worker.
339
00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:17,374
-Oh, and show me your ass.
-(LaFonda moans)
340
00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:19,585
Oh, dear Lord.
341
00:15:19,668 --> 00:15:22,004
Check it out. She's about to graduate
magna cum laude.
342
00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:23,881
CLIFFORD ON TV:
Tell me your quim is quivering!
343
00:15:23,964 --> 00:15:26,133
LaFONDA: What's a quim?
(gasps)
344
00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:28,552
Can you believe she didn't know
what a quim was?
345
00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:31,221
-Clifford.
-I know, it's awful. Pure misery.
346
00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:33,933
-What do we do?
-Plead this out. Take your lumps.
347
00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:36,226
I can't do that.
My reputation is at stake.
348
00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:39,605
If I plead guilty, there goes my entire
academic career.
349
00:15:39,688 --> 00:15:41,899
You should have thought of that
before you hired Eliza Doolittle
350
00:15:41,982 --> 00:15:42,983
to polish your knob.
351
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:46,070
Okay, Shirley. Yes, I'm guilty.
Put me in shackles.
352
00:15:46,153 --> 00:15:47,154
Let's not go there.
353
00:15:47,237 --> 00:15:49,698
But I really did go to that motel
for research.
354
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:52,034
Only this time,
LaFonda looked so inviting.
355
00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:54,620
CLIFFORD: Her smile told me everything
was gonna be all right.
356
00:15:54,703 --> 00:15:56,956
Then I got carried away.
357
00:15:58,666 --> 00:16:00,250
Shirley, I'm mortified to admit this
358
00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:03,128
but I hadn't been intimate
with a woman for years.
359
00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:05,589
My wife left me emotionally and sexually
360
00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:08,008
long before we ever parted ways legally.
361
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:13,847
And loneliness, well, it isn't something
you can just think your way out of.
362
00:16:14,556 --> 00:16:17,226
Clifford, how many of these interviews
have you done?
363
00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:19,853
With this latest study, 11.
364
00:16:19,937 --> 00:16:23,232
But this is the first time anything
inappropriate has ever happened.
365
00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:27,277
Ooh, maybe it's the third.
366
00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:28,988
We're sunk.
367
00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:31,615
(comical music playing)
368
00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:33,450
(music halts)
369
00:16:33,534 --> 00:16:35,577
(comical music resumes playing)
370
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:42,751
This will stop.
371
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,714
-What will stop?
-You and your little games.
372
00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:49,341
They're a distraction, and they will stop.
373
00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:51,427
What do you suggest instead?
374
00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:54,471
We're going to make love.
375
00:16:55,472 --> 00:16:57,975
You're going to give me
everything you've got.
376
00:16:58,058 --> 00:16:59,435
We're going to get this out of our system.
377
00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:03,230
It will be kept between the two of us,
and then we will move on.
378
00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:05,441
Sounds very organized.
379
00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:07,609
Cut the nonsense. Are you in or not?
380
00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:09,361
I am very much in.
381
00:17:10,654 --> 00:17:12,740
However, I have some thoughts.
382
00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:15,075
First, I am a bit old-fashioned.
383
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:18,287
When it comes to certain women,
I prefer to do the stalking.
384
00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:21,040
-You've got 24 hours.
-I certainly won't be timed.
385
00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:24,376
-I think you're vile.
-That's a very good sign.
386
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:27,421
For some, it takes quite a while
to reach that point.
387
00:17:27,504 --> 00:17:28,630
(suggestive music playing)
388
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:34,136
But you seem very in touch with
the worst that the world has to offer.
389
00:17:35,971 --> 00:17:39,308
You've always been a very bad girl.
390
00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:41,393
Now you're working up to awful
391
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:44,271
and you think I'm just the lucky lad
to get you there.
392
00:17:44,354 --> 00:17:46,231
You might just be right,
393
00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:49,068
as long as it's messy,
394
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:51,612
and it hurts just a bit.
395
00:17:57,034 --> 00:17:59,536
Just as soon as I return from Los Angeles.
396
00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:05,876
(harsh stinger playing)
397
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:14,760
("Go-Go" by Evan Olson playing)
398
00:18:25,395 --> 00:18:26,939
This has a familiar feel to it.
399
00:18:27,022 --> 00:18:28,816
Oh, I forgot.
You haven't been to this branch.
400
00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:30,192
How are you? Denny Crane.
401
00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:31,944
I'm a big believer in consistency.
402
00:18:32,027 --> 00:18:35,489
Whether you kill someone in Boston,
New York, Chicago…
403
00:18:35,572 --> 00:18:36,907
Denny Crane.
404
00:18:36,990 --> 00:18:41,120
…L.A., London, Tokyo,
you'll feel right at home here.
405
00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:43,205
Oh, my God.
406
00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:45,124
So I'll messenger those contracts to you
this afternoon.
407
00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:46,208
COURTNEY: Perfect. Thank you.
408
00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:51,380
-Ms. Reese. Denny Crane.
-Hello.
409
00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:54,883
I'm sorry, the Denny Crane.
Crane, Poole & Sperm… Schmidt.
410
00:18:54,967 --> 00:19:00,347
May I say that I have seen every single
one of the episodes of Night Bay?
411
00:19:00,430 --> 00:19:01,557
-Thank you.
-(elevator dings)
412
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,934
And I wonder, how can they keep
this thing going?
413
00:19:04,017 --> 00:19:04,935
(both laugh)
414
00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:07,187
But, you know, night swimmers
need protection, too,
415
00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:10,732
and drug smugglers thrive
under the cloak of darkness.
416
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:14,194
-(chuckles softly)
-And this is my colleague Alan Shore.
417
00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:15,404
A pleasure, Miss…
418
00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:17,531
Oh, he doesn't watch television.
419
00:19:17,614 --> 00:19:20,701
I doubt he's even seen the sex tape
your boyfriend filmed of you.
420
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:23,495
-I have to go now.
-DENNY: Oh.
421
00:19:24,913 --> 00:19:25,831
Bye-bye.
422
00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:28,167
I love L.A.
423
00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:31,044
Denny Crane, you son of a gun.
How are you?
424
00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:33,547
(mumbling)
Good, good, good.
425
00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:35,799
-Barry Goal.
-Alan Shore. How do you do?
426
00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:37,718
Senior partner,
Crane, Poole & Schmidt, L.A.
427
00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:40,345
-Barry Goal.
-You said that.
428
00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:41,972
Denny Crane west, almost.
429
00:19:42,055 --> 00:19:42,890
Got it.
430
00:19:43,891 --> 00:19:46,059
Barry Goal.
(giggles)
431
00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:47,936
(comical stinger playing)
432
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:51,273
Docket number 52893.
433
00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:54,401
Commonwealth versus Hannah Guttman
on a charge of second-degree murder.
434
00:19:54,484 --> 00:19:55,903
-Great.
-How do you plead?
435
00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:57,487
-Not guilty, Your Honor.
-JUDGE DALE: Bail?
436
00:19:57,571 --> 00:19:58,697
The defense requests ROR.
437
00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:00,532
BRAD: Hannah's parents can take
responsibility for her.
438
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:02,534
The defendant is charged
with second-degree murder.
439
00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:03,827
-Bail…
-That's way out of whack, Your Honor.
440
00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:06,288
This case is involuntary manslaughter
at its best.
441
00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:07,539
You're gonna tell me how to file?
442
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:10,417
BRAD: She's overcharging, Your Honor,
hoping we'll plead for manslaughter.
443
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:13,712
An innocent boy is dead, Your Honor.
Forgive me for taking it seriously.
444
00:20:13,795 --> 00:20:14,671
All right.
445
00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:16,757
The defendant has no prior record.
446
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:19,009
I'm gonna release her into the custody
of her parents.
447
00:20:19,092 --> 00:20:21,053
JUDGE DALE:
Conference with the clerk for scheduling.
448
00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:26,016
TERESA: Hannah.
449
00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:29,895
-You're not going to look at us?
-BRAD: Let's go.
450
00:20:29,978 --> 00:20:32,981
TERESA (yells): You killed our son.
You're not going to even look at us?
451
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,609
(somber music playing)
452
00:20:39,279 --> 00:20:41,406
DENNY: And did you take care
of what we talked about?
453
00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:42,658
Just as you requested.
454
00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:44,159
All the amendments to your living will
455
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,328
have been incorporated
per your specifications.
456
00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:48,330
-We just need the proper signatures.
-Excellent.
457
00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:50,499
BARRY: And just so you know,
we did a search,
458
00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:53,418
and there's no place
that will legally sanction euthanasia
459
00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:54,753
by bullet to the brain.
460
00:20:54,836 --> 00:20:56,255
Oh. Chest?
461
00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:59,466
Sorry, the most you can hope for
is a slow morphine drip
462
00:20:59,549 --> 00:21:02,177
or counting on Alan here
to pull your plug.
463
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:04,054
Excuse me?
464
00:21:04,137 --> 00:21:06,265
Denny has amended his living will
465
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:09,893
to grant you power of attorney
so you can enforce the DNR clause.
466
00:21:09,977 --> 00:21:13,021
Just in case, uh… you know.
467
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:16,650
Since Cap Weinberger died,
I need someone else to pull my plug.
468
00:21:16,733 --> 00:21:19,903
You're up, Alan. I've got a slot open.
469
00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:21,196
Hancock?
470
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:26,326
I'm sorry, Barry.
471
00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:28,453
We'll have to take care of this
another time.
472
00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:33,000
(slow stinger playing)
473
00:21:38,338 --> 00:21:41,133
We are so screwed
on the Clifford Cabot case.
474
00:21:41,216 --> 00:21:42,509
Really? Oh, I'm sorry.
475
00:21:42,592 --> 00:21:44,720
And you were so eager
to get on that one, too.
476
00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:45,929
I know.
(sighs)
477
00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:49,057
I thought we had a real strong argument
that his encounter with the crazy hooker
478
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:51,101
was just part of his
crazy academic research,
479
00:21:51,184 --> 00:21:53,312
but it turns out he videotaped
the whole thing.
480
00:21:53,395 --> 00:21:54,896
-He videotaped it?
-Yeah.
481
00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:56,857
And it's not one of those blurry
night-vision videos.
482
00:21:56,940 --> 00:21:58,275
This one is crystal clear.
483
00:21:58,358 --> 00:22:01,069
But the important thing is, he filmed it.
484
00:22:02,070 --> 00:22:03,071
He made a film.
485
00:22:04,364 --> 00:22:06,408
A film which is protected
under the First Amendment.
486
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:08,327
Ah, Denise!
487
00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:10,037
("William Tell Overture, Finale" playing)
488
00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:12,205
Paul, uh, I can't. Not now.
489
00:22:18,879 --> 00:22:19,921
(grunts)
490
00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:22,924
("William Tell Overture, Finale"
continues playing)
491
00:22:29,639 --> 00:22:31,016
Shirley, I had a thought.
492
00:22:31,099 --> 00:22:32,309
-(elevator dings)
-SHIRLEY: Ride with me.
493
00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:34,436
Get out!
494
00:22:36,229 --> 00:22:37,356
(Denise grunts)
495
00:22:38,065 --> 00:22:39,483
(groans)
No!
496
00:22:39,983 --> 00:22:41,193
(grumbles)
No!
497
00:22:41,276 --> 00:22:42,569
-(Denise kicking)
-(panting) And if he filmed it
498
00:22:42,652 --> 00:22:45,614
for distribution to entertain an audience,
499
00:22:45,697 --> 00:22:48,408
that's pornography, which is protected
under the First Amendment.
500
00:22:48,492 --> 00:22:50,202
-Good thinking.
-(Denise knocking)
501
00:22:50,285 --> 00:22:51,912
What is that pounding?
502
00:22:51,995 --> 00:22:52,871
(inhales deeply)
503
00:22:52,954 --> 00:22:55,540
This building has a lot of quirks.
Haven't you noticed?
504
00:22:58,418 --> 00:22:59,252
I hate her.
505
00:23:03,673 --> 00:23:05,675
(slow music playing)
506
00:23:18,146 --> 00:23:19,272
Great.
507
00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:21,733
I need your help.
508
00:23:25,445 --> 00:23:27,614
Hannah, this is Rachel Lewiston.
509
00:23:27,697 --> 00:23:29,282
-Hi, Hannah.
-Hi.
510
00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:32,744
I'm just gonna be out there.
511
00:23:32,828 --> 00:23:33,662
(Brad inhales deeply)
512
00:23:41,962 --> 00:23:42,796
(door shuts)
513
00:23:44,923 --> 00:23:46,591
Well, nothing awkward about this,
is there?
514
00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:49,261
I'm sorry,
but why am I even talking to you?
515
00:23:49,344 --> 00:23:52,305
Honestly, 'cause your uncle
is a little lame.
516
00:23:52,389 --> 00:23:54,307
Yeah, he thought I could help you,
517
00:23:54,391 --> 00:23:57,978
but the only thing I can think to do
is to tell you about Jenny Diner.
518
00:23:58,061 --> 00:24:00,897
-Who?
-She was a girl I met in rehab.
519
00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:03,191
I was there recently.
520
00:24:03,942 --> 00:24:07,070
Jenny's about your age. Angry as hell.
521
00:24:07,154 --> 00:24:08,738
We got along great.
(chuckles softly)
522
00:24:10,574 --> 00:24:13,243
I mean, there were other addicts there
who I had more in common with,
523
00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:15,829
but Jenny and I, um…
524
00:24:16,621 --> 00:24:18,123
Well, we really understood each other.
525
00:24:19,916 --> 00:24:20,917
I, uh…
526
00:24:21,793 --> 00:24:24,337
I mentioned it
to one of the counselors one day.
527
00:24:24,421 --> 00:24:26,131
He said he wasn't surprised.
528
00:24:27,507 --> 00:24:28,633
They've done studies that show
529
00:24:28,717 --> 00:24:31,720
that drug and alcohol abuse
stunts your emotional growth.
530
00:24:31,803 --> 00:24:35,807
Whatever age you start abusing,
that's the age you are emotionally.
531
00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:38,852
So even though I'm pushing the big 4-0,
532
00:24:38,935 --> 00:24:42,439
and I'm raising a three-year-old,
in many ways, I'm still 16,
533
00:24:43,190 --> 00:24:47,027
which is why my father's stare
can still make me feel two feet tall.
534
00:24:48,862 --> 00:24:51,323
And why my best friend
and confidant in rehab
535
00:24:51,406 --> 00:24:54,159
was a 16-year-old hooked on heroin.
536
00:24:54,743 --> 00:24:55,994
I don't do drugs.
537
00:24:57,120 --> 00:24:58,622
Hannah…
538
00:24:58,705 --> 00:25:00,165
I just want to tell you
539
00:25:00,248 --> 00:25:03,460
the one thing I learned the really,
really hard way,
540
00:25:04,753 --> 00:25:06,796
and that is you have to own your crap.
541
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:10,926
What you do, what you say, who you hurt,
542
00:25:11,009 --> 00:25:12,511
you have to own all of it.
543
00:25:13,887 --> 00:25:16,973
And if you don't want to be stuck here
at age 16 for the rest of your life,
544
00:25:17,057 --> 00:25:18,850
you're gonna have to tell people
what happened.
545
00:25:18,934 --> 00:25:21,061
(pensive music playing)
546
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:39,621
Your Honor, the defense's motion
to dismiss is absurd.
547
00:25:39,788 --> 00:25:43,667
We have a videotape which clearly shows
that the defendant was caught fully…
548
00:25:44,417 --> 00:25:46,628
in the commission of the illegal act.
549
00:25:46,711 --> 00:25:49,464
It used to be called in flagrante delicto,
550
00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:53,510
but people don't speak
as colorfully anymore.
551
00:25:53,593 --> 00:25:54,886
It's a damn shame, too.
552
00:25:55,595 --> 00:25:56,429
Ms. Stanger.
553
00:25:57,514 --> 00:26:00,100
Professor Cabot was indeed
in that motel room.
554
00:26:00,183 --> 00:26:02,477
He did purchase the services
of LaFonda Raymond
555
00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:04,563
and he did set up his camera
and make a videotape.
556
00:26:05,188 --> 00:26:07,315
And that is why these charges
should be dismissed.
557
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,068
I'm not following you, Ms. Stanger.
558
00:26:10,151 --> 00:26:14,906
Your Honor, professor Cabot was
not engaged in an act of prostitution.
559
00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:17,242
He was, in fact,
making a pornographic movie,
560
00:26:17,325 --> 00:26:20,370
and as a result, everything he did is
protected under the First Amendment.
561
00:26:20,453 --> 00:26:21,580
Oh, come on.
562
00:26:21,663 --> 00:26:24,291
Your Honor, Professor Cabot
is a distinguished professor
563
00:26:24,374 --> 00:26:27,127
and budding director.
But unlike many other first-time
564
00:26:27,210 --> 00:26:28,628
-independent filmmakers…
-Please!
565
00:26:28,712 --> 00:26:32,591
Professor Cabot comes to his subject
after years of study and research,
566
00:26:32,674 --> 00:26:35,218
which will only serve
to broaden and deepen
567
00:26:35,302 --> 00:26:38,346
the potential impact
of his cinematic creation.
568
00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:39,598
Wow.
(chuckles)
569
00:26:40,557 --> 00:26:42,767
I hope you can see through
this ridiculous smokescreen.
570
00:26:42,851 --> 00:26:45,854
It doesn't matter if the defendant
is a professor or a bog worker.
571
00:26:45,937 --> 00:26:48,440
It doesn't matter if he had ten cameras
rolling the whole time.
572
00:26:48,523 --> 00:26:50,859
The fact is, he paid
to have sex with a prostitute
573
00:26:50,942 --> 00:26:52,652
and that's against the law.
574
00:26:52,736 --> 00:26:54,988
Your Honor, I have a witness
who will prove my argument.
575
00:26:56,573 --> 00:27:00,702
Mr. Craven, have you had a chance to look
at the film made by professor Cabot?
576
00:27:00,785 --> 00:27:01,661
Yes.
577
00:27:01,745 --> 00:27:05,749
In your expert opinion as a filmmaker,
what is Professor Cabot doing in the film?
578
00:27:05,832 --> 00:27:08,793
Well, he's acting,
he's directing the action,
579
00:27:08,877 --> 00:27:10,920
and, of course, he's screwing.
580
00:27:11,004 --> 00:27:13,131
-MARLENE: As part of his performance?
-WES: Yes.
581
00:27:13,214 --> 00:27:16,092
So we have acting, directing,
cinematography…
582
00:27:16,176 --> 00:27:18,094
If you include his humming,
he's doing the score.
583
00:27:18,970 --> 00:27:20,513
MARLENE: We're talking about
a film here, aren't we?
584
00:27:20,597 --> 00:27:21,514
Oh, yes.
585
00:27:21,598 --> 00:27:25,393
Now I think we would all agree that
this isn't a particularly good film.
586
00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:27,354
-Oh, boy.
-MARLENE: But let me ask you this.
587
00:27:27,437 --> 00:27:31,399
Is this film, a film produced and directed
by Professor Cabot,
588
00:27:31,483 --> 00:27:33,485
starring himself and LaFonda…
589
00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:36,529
is it the worst film you've ever seen?
590
00:27:36,613 --> 00:27:38,907
No, not by a long shot.
591
00:27:38,990 --> 00:27:40,950
(slow stinger playing)
592
00:27:51,628 --> 00:27:52,754
(door shuts)
593
00:28:01,012 --> 00:28:02,764
It was just stuff from the drug store,
594
00:28:03,598 --> 00:28:04,974
prescriptions.
595
00:28:05,058 --> 00:28:05,934
It was safe.
596
00:28:06,726 --> 00:28:08,353
No. Not for Ryan.
597
00:28:09,646 --> 00:28:11,731
Everybody's on something.
598
00:28:11,815 --> 00:28:13,942
I have friends who have to take a pill
to wake up in the morning,
599
00:28:14,025 --> 00:28:16,111
to go to sleep, to study.
600
00:28:16,194 --> 00:28:18,363
I need to take something to calm down
before a test.
601
00:28:18,446 --> 00:28:19,656
Hannah, I'm not here to judge.
602
00:28:19,739 --> 00:28:21,032
Yes, you are.
603
00:28:21,116 --> 00:28:22,033
Everyone is.
604
00:28:22,117 --> 00:28:23,952
They're trying
to pin this whole thing on me.
605
00:28:24,035 --> 00:28:25,745
And I didn't organize the party.
606
00:28:26,371 --> 00:28:27,747
And I didn't bring all the drugs.
607
00:28:27,831 --> 00:28:28,957
Okay.
608
00:28:30,959 --> 00:28:32,335
But, um…
609
00:28:36,589 --> 00:28:38,633
I gave Ryan the meds that killed him.
610
00:28:40,969 --> 00:28:42,929
(sobbing)
I was just trying to make him better.
611
00:28:44,180 --> 00:28:45,849
You need to explain this to me.
612
00:28:45,932 --> 00:28:49,602
I can't. You don't know what it's like
to be depressed.
613
00:28:49,686 --> 00:28:51,104
Sure, I do.
614
00:28:51,187 --> 00:28:52,439
HANNAH: No, you don't.
615
00:28:55,066 --> 00:28:57,569
Real depression affects you physically.
616
00:28:58,236 --> 00:29:00,488
You literally can't get out of bed.
617
00:29:00,572 --> 00:29:03,658
There's a weight pressing down on you
all the time.
618
00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:06,536
You don't care if you eat, if you stink.
619
00:29:06,619 --> 00:29:08,288
It's all too much.
620
00:29:08,913 --> 00:29:10,039
(sniffles)
621
00:29:10,123 --> 00:29:11,499
And Ryan had it.
622
00:29:12,500 --> 00:29:14,335
I told him to talk to his parents.
623
00:29:14,419 --> 00:29:18,089
They told him to study harder
and play sports after school.
624
00:29:19,424 --> 00:29:22,427
Ryan was drowning,
and they couldn't see it.
625
00:29:22,510 --> 00:29:24,387
(somber music playing)
626
00:29:27,807 --> 00:29:29,517
The night of the party,
627
00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:34,189
I swear, I gave Ryan the exact dose
that I was taking.
628
00:29:34,272 --> 00:29:38,067
He must have, you know,
had something first, or he was drinking,
629
00:29:38,151 --> 00:29:42,197
or I don't know, he was allergic,
but he wasn't supposed to die, though!
630
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:43,948
(weeping)
He wasn't supposed to die.
631
00:29:44,032 --> 00:29:46,117
He wasn't supposed to.
632
00:29:46,201 --> 00:29:47,702
(sobbing)
633
00:29:51,331 --> 00:29:52,165
PAUL: So it's true?
634
00:29:52,248 --> 00:29:54,542
Wes Craven was your ace in the hole?
635
00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:55,835
Paul, she was brilliant.
636
00:29:55,919 --> 00:29:57,712
I know we're not supposed
to say clients are guilty
637
00:29:57,796 --> 00:30:01,007
but this guy was guilty,
and she got him off.
638
00:30:01,090 --> 00:30:02,926
Oh.
(giggles)
639
00:30:03,718 --> 00:30:05,220
I'll see you guys.
640
00:30:05,512 --> 00:30:07,055
Marlene, tell me more.
641
00:30:07,889 --> 00:30:11,935
Shirley, I realize there's no way that
I can say this without sounding petty,
642
00:30:12,018 --> 00:30:15,480
but that whole pornography-slash-
First Amendment rights thing, that was…
643
00:30:16,105 --> 00:30:17,273
-my idea.
-(laughs)
644
00:30:17,357 --> 00:30:19,943
Yeah, it sounds like you, but, Denise…
645
00:30:20,735 --> 00:30:22,862
(whispers)
…she got to the elevator first.
646
00:30:23,696 --> 00:30:25,698
("Where It's At" by Beck playing)
647
00:30:34,207 --> 00:30:36,000
(reporters chattering)
648
00:30:43,341 --> 00:30:45,218
(crowd cheering)
649
00:30:45,802 --> 00:30:46,970
DENNY: Denny Crane.
650
00:30:48,304 --> 00:30:49,389
Denny Crane.
651
00:30:49,472 --> 00:30:51,099
I sometimes forget that you're famous.
652
00:30:51,182 --> 00:30:52,016
I'm well-known.
653
00:30:55,603 --> 00:30:56,604
REPORTERS: Courtney!
654
00:30:57,814 --> 00:30:59,524
What a small world.
655
00:30:59,858 --> 00:31:00,984
DENNY: And what big…
656
00:31:01,067 --> 00:31:03,027
You knew she'd be here.
657
00:31:03,111 --> 00:31:04,404
It's her favorite restaurant.
658
00:31:04,487 --> 00:31:06,698
DENNY: My God, they're beautiful.
659
00:31:09,701 --> 00:31:10,535
MAN: Courtney!
660
00:31:10,618 --> 00:31:11,703
-WOMAN: Hey!
-DENNY: Hey, hey, hey.
661
00:31:11,786 --> 00:31:13,246
Knock it off. Give her some space!
662
00:31:13,329 --> 00:31:14,831
DENNY: What's the matter with you?
663
00:31:14,998 --> 00:31:17,000
Hey, hey.
664
00:31:19,627 --> 00:31:21,629
(tranquil music playing in background)
665
00:31:25,341 --> 00:31:26,509
She's magnificent.
666
00:31:27,218 --> 00:31:29,262
Ever see the show she hosts?
667
00:31:29,345 --> 00:31:31,389
It's called The Phoenix.
668
00:31:31,472 --> 00:31:33,224
Is it about mythology?
669
00:31:33,308 --> 00:31:34,726
Oh, yeah, people would watch that.
670
00:31:34,809 --> 00:31:36,394
No! It's a reality show.
671
00:31:36,477 --> 00:31:40,148
They take these wrecked broads
and make them look, uh, pretty.
672
00:31:42,358 --> 00:31:44,611
She could at least have
shared a drink with me.
673
00:31:44,694 --> 00:31:46,237
Why should she? You stalked her.
674
00:31:46,696 --> 00:31:47,822
I did not stalk her.
675
00:31:47,906 --> 00:31:50,283
You found out where she eats.
You showed up. That's stalking.
676
00:31:51,618 --> 00:31:54,162
All right. Why are you still miffed at me?
677
00:31:54,245 --> 00:31:55,413
I'm not miffed, Denny.
678
00:31:55,496 --> 00:31:56,873
You're miffed enough to ruin my meal.
679
00:31:56,956 --> 00:31:59,876
I thought being my plug-puller
would be an honor.
680
00:31:59,959 --> 00:32:03,087
It is. And I'm not saying I don't want
to be the one to pull your plug.
681
00:32:03,171 --> 00:32:06,925
I just felt the way the whole package
was presented to me was wrong.
682
00:32:07,008 --> 00:32:09,218
I just told you to sign my document.
683
00:32:09,302 --> 00:32:11,846
Exactly.
With something as monumental as that,
684
00:32:11,930 --> 00:32:14,599
you don't just push a piece of paper
in one's face.
685
00:32:14,682 --> 00:32:15,934
You discuss it first.
686
00:32:16,017 --> 00:32:20,313
We've discussed it plenty of times.
You said you would shoot me.
687
00:32:20,396 --> 00:32:23,066
There's a difference between talking
about it and signing a legal document.
688
00:32:23,149 --> 00:32:25,401
You're a fricking lawyer for God's sake.
That's what you do!
689
00:32:25,485 --> 00:32:27,654
With others, yes.
When it comes to my personal life,
690
00:32:27,737 --> 00:32:30,406
I don't actually sign contracts
at the drop of a hat.
691
00:32:30,490 --> 00:32:33,451
When I say I'll do something, I do it,
regardless of a piece of paper.
692
00:32:33,534 --> 00:32:35,119
And I expect people to hold me to my word.
693
00:32:35,203 --> 00:32:36,120
What's the matter with you?
694
00:32:36,204 --> 00:32:37,997
People don't do that anymore.
695
00:32:38,081 --> 00:32:40,917
And you certainly can't expect
the hospital to acknowledge your word.
696
00:32:41,668 --> 00:32:43,544
In this case, I can see that.
697
00:32:43,628 --> 00:32:45,254
(sighs deeply)
698
00:32:45,338 --> 00:32:46,923
Well, are you gonna sign
the damn thing or not?
699
00:32:48,883 --> 00:32:50,885
(sighs exasperatedly)
700
00:32:50,969 --> 00:32:51,886
Okay.
701
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:55,098
I apologize.
702
00:32:55,723 --> 00:32:58,142
How about I ask you properly?
703
00:32:58,601 --> 00:32:59,477
Okay.
704
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:06,776
Would you do me the honor of killing me?
705
00:33:12,115 --> 00:33:12,991
I will.
706
00:33:13,074 --> 00:33:14,867
(bright stinger playing)
707
00:33:14,951 --> 00:33:17,578
Waiter. Champagne.
708
00:33:27,130 --> 00:33:29,841
(slow stinger playing)
709
00:33:34,262 --> 00:33:36,222
-This is just a nightmare.
-BRAD: It is, but…
710
00:33:37,932 --> 00:33:38,850
we've got a case.
711
00:33:38,933 --> 00:33:41,644
(sighs relievedly)
Thank God.
712
00:33:41,728 --> 00:33:44,856
Hannah had a very compelling motive
for giving Ryan those pills
713
00:33:44,939 --> 00:33:47,483
and I'm almost positive
that I can plead out.
714
00:33:47,567 --> 00:33:50,695
-She told you she gave him the pills?
-Yes.
715
00:33:50,778 --> 00:33:52,530
And I believe that she was trying
to help him
716
00:33:52,613 --> 00:33:54,073
and I think she can convince the DA, too.
717
00:33:55,783 --> 00:33:59,370
Well, if she pleads guilty,
will she get probation?
718
00:34:00,788 --> 00:34:01,622
No.
719
00:34:02,957 --> 00:34:03,958
It's…
720
00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:06,794
She's probably gonna have to
do some time in a juvenile facility.
721
00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:07,712
Maybe a year.
722
00:34:07,795 --> 00:34:10,214
No, it would kill her, Brad.
723
00:34:10,298 --> 00:34:11,674
She's a sick girl!
724
00:34:11,758 --> 00:34:13,051
I'll get the best deal that I can,
725
00:34:13,134 --> 00:34:15,219
but I'm certain it's gonna involve
some jail time.
726
00:34:15,303 --> 00:34:16,721
A kid died, Beth!
727
00:34:21,642 --> 00:34:23,603
What if she says she didn't do it?
728
00:34:25,021 --> 00:34:25,897
But she did it.
729
00:34:25,980 --> 00:34:27,982
Yeah, well, there were a lot
of other kids at that party.
730
00:34:28,066 --> 00:34:30,359
That… that one,
Jason has a prior drug conviction.
731
00:34:30,443 --> 00:34:34,030
What if Hannah just keeps her mouth shut?
732
00:34:34,113 --> 00:34:35,573
Beth, what are you asking me to do?
733
00:34:35,656 --> 00:34:37,492
I'm asking you to do what's best
for your niece!
734
00:34:37,575 --> 00:34:39,202
What's best for her is, to tell the truth
735
00:34:39,285 --> 00:34:40,995
and get this behind her
and to get on with her life.
736
00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:43,456
No, what's best is to keep
her out of jail.
737
00:34:43,539 --> 00:34:46,125
I'm not gonna pin this on some other kid
when I know that Hannah did it.
738
00:34:48,586 --> 00:34:50,463
(tense music playing)
739
00:34:50,546 --> 00:34:52,048
Then I'm getting another lawyer.
740
00:35:02,475 --> 00:35:04,477
(percussive music playing)
741
00:35:05,728 --> 00:35:07,355
Hi, Denise.
742
00:35:07,438 --> 00:35:08,648
Marlene.
743
00:35:08,731 --> 00:35:10,525
You know, those girls were right.
744
00:35:10,608 --> 00:35:12,777
We really do make a pretty good team.
745
00:35:12,860 --> 00:35:15,238
I like the way we bounce ideas
off each other.
746
00:35:15,321 --> 00:35:17,031
Well, you know what they say, Marlene.
747
00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:20,326
You can't beat an idea
whose time has come, and, Marlene,
748
00:35:20,409 --> 00:35:21,577
your time is coming.
749
00:35:21,661 --> 00:35:23,621
(quirky stinger playing)
750
00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:28,084
HANNAH: Does my mom know
we're having this conversation?
751
00:35:28,167 --> 00:35:29,502
Hannah, your mother…
752
00:35:30,336 --> 00:35:31,963
she likes perfect endings.
753
00:35:32,046 --> 00:35:33,881
(scoffs)
Tell me about it.
754
00:35:33,965 --> 00:35:35,883
There's no perfect ending here.
755
00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:37,593
There's a lousy one,
756
00:35:37,677 --> 00:35:39,804
where a kid is dead,
you're held accountable,
757
00:35:39,887 --> 00:35:42,473
you end up serving six months,
possibly a year in jail.
758
00:35:43,224 --> 00:35:45,017
Then there's a catastrophic one,
759
00:35:45,101 --> 00:35:47,895
where a kid is dead, you try to avoid
being held accountable.
760
00:35:47,979 --> 00:35:49,772
You roll the dice.
You go to trial. You lose.
761
00:35:49,856 --> 00:35:52,233
You end up serving three years,
possibly more.
762
00:35:53,151 --> 00:35:56,362
Now this perfect life that your mother
was so determined for you to have,
763
00:35:56,445 --> 00:35:57,405
that's off the table.
764
00:35:58,531 --> 00:36:00,241
She's not seeing clearly on this.
765
00:36:00,825 --> 00:36:01,826
And you are?
766
00:36:02,326 --> 00:36:03,327
I know the law…
767
00:36:04,370 --> 00:36:05,746
and I know your mom.
768
00:36:07,790 --> 00:36:11,502
Yes, I'm the one you should
be listening to right now.
769
00:36:17,633 --> 00:36:18,467
Six months?
770
00:36:18,551 --> 00:36:20,178
Juvenile, minimum security.
771
00:36:20,261 --> 00:36:22,722
I may even be able to do better,
but you gotta trust me.
772
00:36:28,436 --> 00:36:33,524
Okay, this is going to look like I am
completely kissing your ass, and I am,
773
00:36:33,608 --> 00:36:37,195
but look what I actually found
in the cold aisle at the grocery store.
774
00:36:37,278 --> 00:36:38,529
Schmidt beer.
775
00:36:38,613 --> 00:36:40,448
Well, would you look at that?
776
00:36:40,531 --> 00:36:41,908
(chuckles)
777
00:36:42,158 --> 00:36:44,160
(percussive music playing)
778
00:36:48,289 --> 00:36:50,291
(inaudible speech)
779
00:37:09,810 --> 00:37:11,812
(sneaky music playing)
780
00:37:20,613 --> 00:37:21,614
(objects clatter)
781
00:37:28,663 --> 00:37:30,957
(both breathing heavily)
782
00:37:33,042 --> 00:37:34,210
(Denise moans)
783
00:37:36,045 --> 00:37:37,588
-Oh!
-Oh!
784
00:37:38,547 --> 00:37:40,174
(both sigh)
785
00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:43,427
You know I'm good.
786
00:37:45,096 --> 00:37:46,097
You're very good.
787
00:37:46,722 --> 00:37:50,268
I spent nine years working my tail off
to make partner.
788
00:37:50,351 --> 00:37:54,230
In three minutes she comes in
and tries to take my spot.
789
00:37:54,313 --> 00:37:55,481
Marlene?
790
00:37:55,564 --> 00:37:56,440
Squid.
791
00:37:56,524 --> 00:38:00,194
Ruthless, horrible sea creature.
792
00:38:01,570 --> 00:38:03,698
It's so unfair when people like that win.
793
00:38:03,781 --> 00:38:05,199
So don't let her.
794
00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:09,120
Right.
795
00:38:09,203 --> 00:38:10,037
DENISE: Hmm.
796
00:38:18,504 --> 00:38:21,382
-What?
-You just kind of…
797
00:38:22,383 --> 00:38:23,426
broke it for me.
798
00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:25,678
(groans)
799
00:38:26,012 --> 00:38:28,139
-Sorry.
-No, it's not your fault.
800
00:38:28,222 --> 00:38:29,974
It's this thing with my niece.
801
00:38:30,057 --> 00:38:32,059
(scoffs)
We're friends with benefits.
802
00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:35,146
This is supposed to be our break
from all those hassles.
803
00:38:35,229 --> 00:38:36,772
I just can't let it go.
804
00:38:40,651 --> 00:38:43,863
Maybe it would help if you didn't think
about it personally.
805
00:38:45,114 --> 00:38:47,283
You know, if you thought
about it like an attorney.
806
00:38:47,366 --> 00:38:48,492
Okay.
807
00:38:49,368 --> 00:38:52,997
Brad, nothing excites you
as much as the law.
808
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:54,957
(giggles)
I know.
809
00:38:55,041 --> 00:38:57,668
(chuckles)
So imagine yourself
810
00:38:57,752 --> 00:39:02,256
standing tall in front of the jury box…
811
00:39:03,299 --> 00:39:07,636
adrenaline pumping, juices flowing,
812
00:39:08,512 --> 00:39:10,598
the judge up there with his gavel,
813
00:39:11,682 --> 00:39:12,683
banging,
814
00:39:13,559 --> 00:39:14,810
banging,
815
00:39:15,770 --> 00:39:16,854
banging.
816
00:39:16,937 --> 00:39:18,314
-Oh, yeah.
-Yeah.
817
00:39:18,397 --> 00:39:20,900
(upbeat music)
818
00:39:21,942 --> 00:39:22,985
(Denise moans softly)
819
00:39:23,903 --> 00:39:26,697
I bet Marlene
isn't getting laid right now.
820
00:39:26,781 --> 00:39:28,115
(Brad sighs)
821
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:33,037
DENNY: Alan, I want you to know,
822
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:35,247
when we get back to Boston,
first thing I'm gonna do
823
00:39:35,331 --> 00:39:38,250
is sign your living will,
be your plug-puller.
824
00:39:38,334 --> 00:39:40,544
-You don't have to do that, Denny.
-DENNY: I want to do that.
825
00:39:41,712 --> 00:39:43,130
It meant a great deal to me
826
00:39:43,214 --> 00:39:46,175
when you agreed to give me the…
the big send-off.
827
00:39:46,675 --> 00:39:50,721
It was a great show of affection, of love.
828
00:39:52,598 --> 00:39:54,517
You showed me yours.
Now I want to show you mine.
829
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:55,893
I certainly appreciate that,
830
00:39:55,976 --> 00:39:59,980
but the fact is my living will,
as it were, is taken care of.
831
00:40:00,064 --> 00:40:00,898
Well, we'll amend it.
832
00:40:00,981 --> 00:40:02,608
-There's really no need.
-I want to.
833
00:40:02,691 --> 00:40:04,110
-You don't have to.
-But I want to.
834
00:40:04,193 --> 00:40:05,194
-It's fine.
-It's not.
835
00:40:05,277 --> 00:40:06,487
I'm telling you it is.
836
00:40:06,570 --> 00:40:08,239
I'm telling you it's not.
837
00:40:11,075 --> 00:40:12,118
What are we talking about?
838
00:40:12,201 --> 00:40:13,953
-My living will.
-DENNY: Right.
839
00:40:14,036 --> 00:40:15,663
So first thing we get back,
840
00:40:16,330 --> 00:40:18,541
I sign on as your plug-puller.
Cased closed.
841
00:40:18,624 --> 00:40:19,458
No!
842
00:40:21,627 --> 00:40:23,212
Is there something you're not telling me?
843
00:40:23,295 --> 00:40:24,130
Is there somebody else?
844
00:40:24,213 --> 00:40:26,173
No, it's just I've made my arrangements.
845
00:40:26,257 --> 00:40:27,716
It's not a particularly pleasant subject
to revisit,
846
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:29,760
so I'm going to preserve the status quo.
847
00:40:29,844 --> 00:40:31,554
You don't trust me.
848
00:40:31,637 --> 00:40:32,763
I'd trust you.
849
00:40:32,847 --> 00:40:33,973
DENNY: Not with this.
850
00:40:34,598 --> 00:40:37,810
Not with your life.
Waiter, bring him the check.
851
00:40:39,145 --> 00:40:39,979
Denny…
852
00:40:40,062 --> 00:40:42,523
The trouble with you is your brain
is so clogged up with big words,
853
00:40:42,606 --> 00:40:44,650
you don't have room for the stuff
that's really important.
854
00:40:44,733 --> 00:40:47,820
Trust in a friendship is a two-way street,
or there's no friendship.
855
00:40:47,903 --> 00:40:50,906
A real friendship doesn't include
one person being positively giddy
856
00:40:50,990 --> 00:40:53,367
over the prospect of pulling the plug
on the other.
857
00:40:53,451 --> 00:40:55,077
-I'm not giddy!
-ALAN: You are.
858
00:40:55,161 --> 00:40:58,747
I think part of you really wants
to be the guy who kills me.
859
00:40:58,831 --> 00:40:59,665
(distant gunshot)
860
00:40:59,748 --> 00:41:01,542
(distant clamoring)
861
00:41:01,625 --> 00:41:02,877
(people murmuring)
862
00:41:08,340 --> 00:41:10,342
(ominous music playing)
863
00:41:13,345 --> 00:41:14,305
I just shot someone.
864
00:41:15,181 --> 00:41:16,223
MAN 1: It's over here.
865
00:41:17,516 --> 00:41:18,767
-MAN 2: It's Courtney.
-MAN 1: Hey!
866
00:41:18,851 --> 00:41:20,436
-Denny Crane.
-WOMAN: What happened?
867
00:41:20,519 --> 00:41:21,854
Everything's gonna be all right.
868
00:41:21,937 --> 00:41:23,314
MAN 3: Courtney,
did you see what happened?
869
00:41:23,397 --> 00:41:24,815
-DENNY: Denny Crane.
-MAN 1: Courtney, are you all right?
870
00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:26,400
DENNY: Call 911.
871
00:41:26,984 --> 00:41:28,486
-Denny Crane.
-MAN 4: Crane, what's going on?
872
00:41:28,569 --> 00:41:30,321
DENNY: Who is that? Get out of the way.
873
00:41:30,404 --> 00:41:32,198
-Denny Crane.
-MAN 5: Sir, sir, who are you?
874
00:41:32,281 --> 00:41:34,033
(reporters clamoring)
875
00:41:34,116 --> 00:41:35,826
(dramatic music playing)
876
00:41:35,951 --> 00:41:38,579
-MAN 6: Is he dead?
-MAN 7: No, he's still breathing.
877
00:41:39,622 --> 00:41:41,749
(reporters clamoring)
878
00:41:44,251 --> 00:41:45,294
MAN 8: Who are you?
879
00:41:45,377 --> 00:41:48,464
(reporters clamoring)
880
00:41:59,767 --> 00:42:01,769
(theme music playing)
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