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BRAD: Previously on Boston Legal…
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I was a drug addict.
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I needed my father and you abandoned me.
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-Who is this?
-RACHEL: Your granddaughter.
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EMCEE:
Please welcome Mr. and Mrs. Denny Crane.
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-BEVERLY: Denny.
-Bev has hired an army of lawyers
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to gut this firm.
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An agreement has been reached
in the matter of Crane vs Crane.
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I will buy a house for Bev in Hawaii.
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You'll be the one that got away
from Denny Crane.
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Look me up if you're ever
on the big island.
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I am the big island.
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Denny, they're doing some sort
of renovations at my hotel.
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I was wondering if I could spend the night
at your place.
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Stay as long as you need.
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(blues music playing)
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WOMAN (on TV): …believethat 24% of married couples,
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which to me is a very large number,
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-do not sleep in the same bed.
-(knocks on door)
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ALAN: Denny, you ready to go?
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-And they say it has nothing to do…-And they're happy about it.
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-ALAN: Denny!
-With not being compatible
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…with a person.You want to get a good night's…
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Denny, you must go to work.
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It's hump day, your favorite day.
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I don't have a favorite anything anymore.
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Listen, I understand the need to retreat
into oneself after a failed love affair,
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but you haven't gone to work
in three days.
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You've been in that bed for two.
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You're drinking scotch
at nine in the morning.
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And most disturbingly,
you're watching The View.
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Leave me alone.
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Hey! Hey! Hey!
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Same team! Same team!
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Consider this an intervention.
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(sighs)
It's no use, Alan.
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Nothing interests me anymore.
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Construction worker Russell Blayney,
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arrested for attempted murderfor setting a booby trap in his home
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to catch burglars.
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Miguel Dominguez allegedly brokeinto Blayney's house
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and received a reported 50,000 voltsof electricity through his body,
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paralyzing him from the waist downand leaving us all with the question,
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Russell Blayney victim or vigilante?
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ANCHOR: Thank you, Russ, for that report.
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DENNY: That case…
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I want that case!
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I see your bliss is back as well.
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(quirky stinger playing)
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Your Honor, the Commonwealth moves
that bail be denied.
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Mr. Blayney is charged with attempted
murder and is an obvious flight risk.
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-If I may, my client…
-DENNY: Your Honor.
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I need a moment with my client.
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You don't have a client here, Mr. Crane.
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Count to ten, Judge.
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Mr. Blayney, do you know who I am?
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Yeah, you're Denny Crane.
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I've seen you go on Larry King.
You're famous.
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So, who would you rather have
as your attorney,
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me or Hacky McGuilty-Verdict here?
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I've faced him before.
You'd rather have him.
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Don't feel bad, son.
Takes a big man to recognize a bigger man.
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We're waiting, Mr. Crane.
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Uh, I move for a continuance, Your Honor.
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I just got the case.
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(theme music)
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ALAN: Shirley.
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First thing in the morning,
haven't even had my coffee.
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Normally I'd make a witty retort
about caffeine
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and your aging reproductive system,
but not today, Alan.
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{\an8}I have a problem.
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{\an8}Karl Hauser died this week.
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{\an8}The photographer?
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{\an8}I knew him years ago.
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{\an8}We hadn't been in touch
for some time, but…
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Well, he's dead.
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I'm sorry.
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{\an8}I met Karl when I was a sophomore
at Wellesley.
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{\an8}I spent the summer in Manhattan,
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{\an8}and we met in the West Village.
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{\an8}He was this amazing, fascinating man,
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{\an8}and he told me I was very pretty, and…
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{\an8}I did some modeling for him.
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{\an8}Please tell me this is going
where I think it's going.
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Yeah, it is.
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Karl took some very tasteful
black-and-white nudes of me.
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I am so disappointed in you, Shirley.
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-"Tasteful"?
-There's going to be an estate auction,
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and I want you to find a way
to block the sale of those photographs.
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How many pictures are we talking about?
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I think there were 15, maybe 20…
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That's not so many.
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Rolls of film that he used.
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I am so glad I came into work today.
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Down, boy. This is serious.
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Karl promised me that he wouldn't show
the photographs to anyone.
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However, I signed a standard release
saying that he could show them to…
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everyone.
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Why are you so worried
about this, Shirley?
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You were young.
Young people do all sorts of things.
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And now you wear clothes
to the office every single day.
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Shocking as it may seem to you, Alan,
I like my privacy.
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Maybe I'll want to be
a Federal judge someday.
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And being a named partner
at a prestigious law firm…
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(chuckles)
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…well, it's not good for business.
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I'll give you my best effort.
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Of course, at some point,
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I will have to examine
the evidence thoroughly.
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(quirky music)
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(slow music)
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(indistinct chatter)
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-Oh! Here we are.
-Oh! Sorry we're late.
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No problem.
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Fiona, say hello to grandpa.
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-Hi, pa-pa.
-(laughs) Hello, sweetheart.
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I guess you're pa-pa from now on.
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Well, that's one of the nicest names
I've ever been called.
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RACHEL: Ah, we were almost out the door.
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She insisted on wearing
the red cowboy boots.
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I finally said okay. And of course,
then we could only find one.
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And we finally found the other one
on top of the refrigerator.
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-Oh!
-And you get to where it's pointless
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to ask how it got on top
of the refrigerator.
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You just grab it and go.
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I-I took the liberty of ordering coffee
and some hot chocolate.
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-RACHEL: Oh, thanks so much.
-(laughs)
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We can just stay a second.
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It's Fiona's first day
at Happy Duck Day Care.
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Ah!
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Is that a good place?
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But don't let the cheesy name fool you.
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They're great. I went to so many places.
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I had a checklist I used.
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Ah, yeah. Here it is.
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Well, let's see what we have here.
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"Childcare questions.
Are they licensed and monitored?
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Do they afford opportunities
for both active and quiet play?
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Is the staff trained in CPR?
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Do the kids appear happy?"
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(laughs)
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-Rachel, this is a very thorough list.
-Well, she's my daughter.
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-Where are my keys?
-It's in your pocket.
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-Yep, here they are.
-PAUL: Ah.
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Dad, uh, in all the cowboy boot
madness this morning,
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I lost my ATM card somewhere.
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You think you could loan me 40 bucks?
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No problem.
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You know, um…
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Rachel, uh…
if you're in a hurry to get to work,
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I can drop Fiona off at, uh…
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Happy Duck, is it?
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Oh, thanks. We'll make it okay.
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Fiona, we have to go.
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Thank pa-pa for your hot chocolate.
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Thanks, pa-pa, for my chocolate.
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You're very welcome.
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-Thanks, Dad.
-Bye, darling.
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See you.
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Bye-bye.
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Bye-bye, Fiona.
(chuckles)
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Bye-bye.
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(mellow stinger playing)
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(sighs)
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(door opens)
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{\an8}By your look, it's not good.
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{\an8}I believe Rachel's using again.
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{\an8}She's back on crystal meth.
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{\an8}What proof do you have?
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{\an8}We were supposed at 8:00,
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{\an8}coffee shop near her apartment.
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{\an8}She showed up 20 minutes late
with Fiona in tow.
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{\an8}She was harried, disorganized.
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{\an8}She couldn't find her keys.
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{\an8}Paul, you have just described
every single working mother in America.
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{\an8}Then she asked to borrow $40.
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Crystal meth users live their lives
in $40 increments. Cash.
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Paul, this is a very serious accusation,
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and you need to be absolutely certain
before you make it.
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I know.
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{\an8}If I'm right, and I do nothing,
Fiona could be in danger.
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If I act and I'm wrong…
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Rachel will never speak to me again.
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She'll cut me out forever.
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What do I do?
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You've lived through a lot with Rachel,
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and this relationship you're developing
with her now is very new.
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You might want to ask yourself
if your history with Rachel's drug use
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is causing you to overreact.
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Just think about it.
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(action stinger playing)
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You, Blondie, you're on my team.
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If you've seen the news,
you know what a travesty this is.
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A man arrested for defending his own home.
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It's a farce and not the funny kind.
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This is one serious farce.
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May I ask what we're pleading?
It seems self-defense…
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Don't like that kind of thinking.
That's defensive thought.
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DENNY: We've got to strike first.
Preempt them.
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What'd they say in the news?
"Victim or vigilante?" It's neither.
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This is Russell Blayney, hero.
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-You want to try this case in the press?
-Exactly.
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I want to grab the public's… attention
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with a story, a character, a narrative.
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We have to create our own reality.
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You! Young punk. You must know computers.
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Set up a website. One of those blobs,
"Justice for Russell Blayney."
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And you, Denise, you'll be my second.
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You look good on camera.
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(comical stinger playing)
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Karl Hauser's widow is here.
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Straightforward, standard release
Karl used for all his models.
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A lifetime of papers and contracts
and you manage to find mine.
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SHIRLEY: God bless the organized.
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MARGUERITE:
And there's no mistaking your signature.
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Oh!
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(gasps)
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I'm so sorry. It's just, here you are.
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(disgruntled sigh)
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I may cry.
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He loves art.
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SHIRLEY: Marguerite, I'm sorry,
but your husband was an adult, uh…
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a famous man of the world,
and I was an immature kid
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who did not understand
the document she was signing.
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SHIRLEY:
There was no meeting of the minds here.
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So this contract, I'm afraid,
is not binding.
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As I recall, it wasn't your minds
that met.
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(Alan chortles)
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MARGUERITE: If you were
old enough to screw my husband,
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you were old enough to understand
what you were signing.
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Your husband talked me into doing quite
a few things I didn't understand.
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Tell me, why should I do
something nice for you?
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And don't say because you did
something nice for my husband.
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What do you intend to do with the photos?
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Half of Karl's collection
is already promised
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to the Museum of Modern Art in New York.
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I intend to auction off the other half,
including those photos.
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Your pictures will be going on the block.
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(whimsical stinger playing)
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I need a favor.
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-A very important, very personal favor.
-Of course.
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After an extended absence,
I have recently reconnected…
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with my daughter, Rachel,
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and I've learned that I have a beautiful
granddaughter named Fiona.
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Congratulations, Paul.
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My… daughter is a drug addict.
247
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Or at least, she was.
248
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She says she's clean now,
but I have my suspicions.
249
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If she is using again,
250
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then my granddaughter could be in danger.
251
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My specialty isn't family law,
but what I know…
252
00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:41,302
No, no, you misunderstand.
I don't want your legal advice.
253
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I want you to find out
if my daughter is using drugs again.
254
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Brad, if this year has taught me anything,
255
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it's that you will get the job done
by any means necessary.
256
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I would never ask this of you
unless it was essential.
257
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:08,871
(tense music)
258
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Absolutely.
259
00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:14,293
I'll do what I can.
260
00:13:26,013 --> 00:13:27,556
(knocking on door)
261
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What have you got?
262
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The 26th Amendment.
263
00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:37,900
Karl Hauser was taking naked pictures
of me, not denying me the vote.
264
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The 26th Amendment,
which not only extended
265
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the right to vote to 18-year-olds,
but also persuaded the states
266
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to grant them status as adults,
was ratified in 1971.
267
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The photos were taken in 1966,
268
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which by the way, is my new favorite year.
269
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(laughs)
And now mine as well.
270
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I wasn't 21 when I signed that agreement,
271
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I was legally a minor,
272
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and therefore can repudiate the contract.
273
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And I am an idiot.
274
00:14:05,594 --> 00:14:07,054
Why didn't I think of this sooner?
275
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I'm going to credit karma or Freud.
276
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Either way, it's because
I was destined to discover
277
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and revel in the natural wonders
of all that is you.
278
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,402
(whimsical stinger playing)
279
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(door shuts)
280
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(light music playing)
281
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Uh, excuse me.
282
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I'm looking for some books
on addiction and recovery.
283
00:14:39,169 --> 00:14:42,131
Uh, yeah, they're in the self-help section
right over there.
284
00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:43,090
Thanks.
285
00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:47,428
Is there, you know, one book
that's better than the others?
286
00:14:49,471 --> 00:14:51,390
Yeah. This way.
287
00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:57,688
This one has some good advice
on the early stages,
288
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when you're detoxing
and all that wonderful stuff.
289
00:15:01,108 --> 00:15:05,446
And this one is really good
for that time right after you've stopped,
290
00:15:05,529 --> 00:15:08,282
when you're trying to figure out
how to put your life back together.
291
00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:12,161
Well, you know a lot about this.
292
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Well, clean five years,
three months and seven days.
293
00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:19,084
It's hard, but when you're ready,
you can get there.
294
00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:20,628
-Thanks.
-RACHEL: Sure.
295
00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:24,632
Ah, what time do you get off work?
296
00:15:25,799 --> 00:15:27,885
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm not coming on to you.
297
00:15:27,968 --> 00:15:29,553
I was just hoping
that we could talk some more.
298
00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:31,931
I've sort of run out of people to talk to.
299
00:15:33,682 --> 00:15:34,767
I get off at 7:00.
300
00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:37,519
-Thanks.
-Sure. I'm Rachel.
301
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I'm Brad. Nice to meet you.
302
00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:45,778
-You're buying those, right?
-Oh, right. Right.
303
00:15:45,861 --> 00:15:48,238
(delightful stinger playing)
304
00:15:54,745 --> 00:15:57,247
I-I hang Sheetrock,
mostly for industrial buildings.
305
00:15:57,331 --> 00:15:59,708
A craftsman. He works with his hands.
Write that down.
306
00:16:02,002 --> 00:16:04,254
-What else?
-Oh, well, I live alone.
307
00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:05,214
Jamaica Plain.
308
00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:07,675
My ex-wife left me the house.
It's not a bad neighborhood.
309
00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:10,177
But it does border one and it's vulnerable
310
00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:12,471
because I have those
old-fashioned lever windows.
311
00:16:12,554 --> 00:16:14,348
I can't afford an alarm system.
312
00:16:14,431 --> 00:16:17,768
I've been broken into four times
in the last two years.
313
00:16:17,851 --> 00:16:19,103
Drug addicts, they take everything.
314
00:16:19,186 --> 00:16:23,357
They took my TV, my bike,
my power tools, my guitar.
315
00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:24,733
Musician. He writes the songs.
316
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:25,985
(Denny mumbling)
317
00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:27,528
Uh…
318
00:16:27,611 --> 00:16:31,156
But what finally did it for me
was when I was building an end table
319
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:35,911
for my father for his television remote,
his nebulizer because he has some asthma.
320
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:38,872
And I'm halfway done
and some guy breaks into the house
321
00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:40,708
and he… and he steals my table saw.
322
00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:41,834
My table saw!
323
00:16:42,292 --> 00:16:45,045
I mean, that was it.
That's… that was all I could take.
324
00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:46,213
I'm not into guns.
325
00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:48,716
Don't write that down.
326
00:16:49,299 --> 00:16:52,177
But I knew that I had to do something.
327
00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:54,555
So that's when I rigged up
my little system.
328
00:16:54,638 --> 00:16:57,057
You know, just a little jolt, you know?
Send them a little shock.
329
00:16:57,558 --> 00:16:59,810
Tell us what happened that night.
You were at home?
330
00:16:59,893 --> 00:17:01,478
Yeah, I was awake, actually.
331
00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:03,689
Um, I was putting some dishes away
in the dishwasher
332
00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:05,315
and I heard some noise on the porch.
333
00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:07,526
And I thought, here we go, this is it.
334
00:17:07,609 --> 00:17:08,694
So I moved into the living room.
335
00:17:08,777 --> 00:17:10,612
-So you saw him?
-Yeah, he was looking
336
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,573
right through the window.
He's a big wetback, you know?
337
00:17:12,656 --> 00:17:15,868
-Latino.
-Drug addict! He was completely high.
338
00:17:15,951 --> 00:17:18,245
I could see it in his eyes
even from inside the house.
339
00:17:19,496 --> 00:17:20,539
And then what happened?
340
00:17:20,622 --> 00:17:22,374
Well, he… he starts for the window.
341
00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:26,003
Now I don't know if you've ever seen
anyone on crystal meth or acid
342
00:17:26,086 --> 00:17:27,379
or I don't know, whatever this guy was on,
343
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:32,051
but you know, they're big and they're ugly
and they feel like they're invincible.
344
00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:34,428
So he starts trying to pry open the window
345
00:17:34,511 --> 00:17:36,680
with a screwdriver or something.
346
00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:37,681
And, uh…
347
00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:39,767
you know, that was it.
348
00:17:40,642 --> 00:17:41,602
(mumbles jerkily)
349
00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:45,814
The electricity went up the screwdriver
into his body.
350
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,608
He completed the circuit.
351
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:50,569
-Sounds horrible.
-Honestly, you know, it wasn't.
352
00:17:50,652 --> 00:17:53,614
I mean, watching this guy,
it was like watching every guy
353
00:17:53,697 --> 00:17:57,493
who broke into my house over the years
and took from me, stole my stuff.
354
00:17:57,576 --> 00:18:00,287
I mean, he was just getting
what he deserved, right?
355
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:03,665
Let me tell you the most
unbelievable thing.
356
00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:05,459
Did you know that
when you get electrocuted,
357
00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:07,252
you know, your blood literally boils?
358
00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:08,504
Right inside the veins.
359
00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:11,673
That's how the electricity flows
through your body, through your veins.
360
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:14,468
And so here's this guy, he's a wetback,
361
00:18:14,551 --> 00:18:18,555
but I could see his veins are glowing
through his skin
362
00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:21,141
as he was being charred
from the inside out.
363
00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:25,437
And I… I could smell his flesh burning,
which was weird.
364
00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:27,231
It smelled like a roast.
365
00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:30,734
A well-deserved, cooked roast.
366
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:32,945
That's when I, you know,
finally turned off the electricity…
367
00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:35,989
when he was good and done.
368
00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:38,158
(quirky stinger playing)
369
00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:49,086
(slow stinger playing)
370
00:18:52,005 --> 00:18:54,091
Well, so much for putting our hero
on the stand.
371
00:18:54,174 --> 00:18:55,843
Oh, he's on the stand, all right.
372
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:58,178
Denny, with all due respect,
373
00:18:58,262 --> 00:19:01,557
the man was practically wearing a bib
with a knife and a fork in each hand
374
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:04,434
-as he was telling that story.
-Denise, never give up an option.
375
00:19:04,518 --> 00:19:07,938
The man was alit with passion.
The kind of passion that moves juries.
376
00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:10,524
-So?
-So we tell his story,
377
00:19:10,607 --> 00:19:13,819
not necessarily all his story,
but the part we want to tell.
378
00:19:13,902 --> 00:19:16,572
We're the ones creating the narrative.
379
00:19:17,781 --> 00:19:19,783
(upbeat stinger playing)
380
00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:33,130
BRAD: Are you kidding?
381
00:19:33,922 --> 00:19:36,133
Were you kidding
about wanting to get straight?
382
00:19:36,216 --> 00:19:37,134
No.
383
00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:41,513
(all applauding)
384
00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:45,184
TIM: Thank you, Patrick.
And keep coming back, buddy.
385
00:19:46,226 --> 00:19:48,020
Um, are there any other
new members here today?
386
00:19:52,482 --> 00:19:55,027
Brad, would you like to share?
387
00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:56,028
I…
388
00:19:56,111 --> 00:19:57,738
No. I'm new.
(shudders)
389
00:19:57,821 --> 00:19:58,947
It'll make you feel better.
390
00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:02,826
Right. Um…
391
00:20:05,495 --> 00:20:06,622
Hi, uh…
392
00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:08,290
Say your name.
393
00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:12,211
I'm Brad. I'm a drug addict.
394
00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:13,629
ALL: Hi, Brad.
395
00:20:14,671 --> 00:20:16,882
I'm not used to talking in public.
396
00:20:16,965 --> 00:20:20,427
Well, actually, I am,
just not talking about myself.
397
00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:27,935
Wow. You're just going
to let me keep going.
398
00:20:28,518 --> 00:20:29,561
Okay.
399
00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:32,022
I was in the marine corps
400
00:20:32,105 --> 00:20:34,524
during the first Gulf War,
Operation Desert Storm.
401
00:20:35,108 --> 00:20:38,987
February 24, 1991, I was a lieutenant
in the Second Reconnaissance Battalion
402
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:42,699
of the First Marine Expeditionary Force,
and under enemy
403
00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:46,870
mortar, artillery and small arms fire,
we breached minefields, trenches,
404
00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:49,665
barbed wire and disabled
six enemy divisions.
405
00:20:49,748 --> 00:20:53,085
By the morning of the 28th, from 100 hours
after the ground operations had begun,
406
00:20:53,168 --> 00:20:56,171
our coalition forces had destroyed
42 enemy divisions.
407
00:20:56,755 --> 00:20:59,633
That's the bulk of the Iraqi army
in the Kuwaiti theater of operations.
408
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,098
(sneaky music playing)
409
00:21:06,181 --> 00:21:08,475
So then I started using drugs.
410
00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:10,936
(quirky stinger playing)
411
00:21:20,195 --> 00:21:22,197
(slow music playing)
412
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:26,451
Denny, you're shiny and in a wedge.
413
00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:28,036
My team, Alan.
414
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,247
I'm back and I'm feeling it.
415
00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:32,708
I've realized a truth about myself.
416
00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:34,626
I just love…
417
00:21:35,877 --> 00:21:37,087
power.
418
00:21:37,170 --> 00:21:39,214
Well, it seems to have a thing
for you as well.
419
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,508
It's my natural state.
It's my homeostasis.
420
00:21:41,591 --> 00:21:43,385
Don't read anything into that remark.
421
00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:44,386
I already did.
422
00:21:46,179 --> 00:21:48,181
(uplifting stinger playing)
423
00:21:50,350 --> 00:21:55,522
ALL: God, grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change,
424
00:21:55,605 --> 00:21:58,567
the courage to change the things I can
425
00:21:58,650 --> 00:22:00,736
and the wisdom to know the difference.
426
00:22:00,819 --> 00:22:03,572
It works if you work it, so work it!
427
00:22:03,655 --> 00:22:04,614
See you soon.
428
00:22:06,491 --> 00:22:08,660
-(indistinct chatter)
-Bye.
429
00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:10,579
-WOMAN: That was wonderful.
-Thank you.
430
00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:20,630
That was a nice story.
431
00:22:21,882 --> 00:22:22,966
Uh, thanks.
432
00:22:24,134 --> 00:22:25,385
Too bad it was a lie.
433
00:22:26,887 --> 00:22:29,222
"I won the war, then started using"?
434
00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:31,933
I've been coming to these meetings
every day for five years.
435
00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:34,561
If you didn't want to share your problems,
you should've just passed.
436
00:22:36,063 --> 00:22:39,066
Oh, sharing's not really my thing.
437
00:22:39,149 --> 00:22:41,193
It's probably just how I was raised.
438
00:22:41,276 --> 00:22:43,236
Doesn't mean you can't change.
I was raised the same way.
439
00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:46,323
-Really?
-Yeah, my mother was warm, but…
440
00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:48,241
my father…
441
00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:51,745
kept every emotion
tightly tucked away in his suit pocket,
442
00:22:51,828 --> 00:22:52,788
right next to his watch.
443
00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:54,790
It's not always that easy to open up.
444
00:22:54,873 --> 00:22:57,209
Ah, but it is.
You just say what's on your mind.
445
00:22:57,292 --> 00:22:58,502
(sachet ripping)
446
00:22:58,585 --> 00:23:01,129
Instead my dad? Always the Attorney.
447
00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:03,256
He'd just sit back and play little games.
448
00:23:03,340 --> 00:23:05,801
You know, ferreting out information
with his obtuse questions.
449
00:23:05,884 --> 00:23:09,679
And on the rare occasion
when he would open up and talk to me,
450
00:23:10,263 --> 00:23:12,307
he wasn't happy unless I told him
what he wanted to hear.
451
00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:14,726
You know, being him…
452
00:23:15,727 --> 00:23:16,978
I think it's a hard way to live.
453
00:23:18,146 --> 00:23:18,980
I'm sorry.
454
00:23:22,025 --> 00:23:23,068
And I'm sorry…
455
00:23:24,736 --> 00:23:26,988
Well, buy me a cup of coffee
and I might forgive you.
456
00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:29,241
Great.
457
00:23:29,324 --> 00:23:31,576
(mellow stinger playing)
458
00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:41,169
And therefore, at age 19,
Ms. Schmidt was in fact a minor.
459
00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:44,423
There was no parental consent here,
so in essence,
460
00:23:44,506 --> 00:23:48,635
your husband was illegally taking
nude photographs of an underage girl.
461
00:23:50,178 --> 00:23:52,055
You make a legitimate argument, Mr. Shore.
462
00:23:52,139 --> 00:23:56,184
Not my favorite kind but I'm glad to play
for that team when necessary.
463
00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:58,979
And you could certainly take us to court
and fight this battle with that argument.
464
00:23:59,062 --> 00:24:00,147
We will if we have to.
465
00:24:00,230 --> 00:24:03,733
However, I believe your goal was to get
these photos out of the public eye.
466
00:24:03,817 --> 00:24:06,695
I'm afraid with a court battle,
a very public court battle,
467
00:24:06,778 --> 00:24:08,780
these photos could find their way
to the press.
468
00:24:08,864 --> 00:24:11,908
Before that could happen, of course,
we'd ask the court to seal all exhibits
469
00:24:11,992 --> 00:24:15,120
and issue an appropriate gag order
to prevent disclosure.
470
00:24:15,203 --> 00:24:16,621
ATTY. MICHAEL: And you'd win.
But you know what?
471
00:24:16,705 --> 00:24:18,999
Thanks to the internet,
winning doesn't matter anymore.
472
00:24:19,082 --> 00:24:21,209
These photos could somehow
find their way onto the web,
473
00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:23,295
then all around the world,
and then where would you be?
474
00:24:27,174 --> 00:24:28,300
Marguerite.
475
00:24:36,057 --> 00:24:36,892
SHIRLEY: Marguerite.
476
00:24:41,104 --> 00:24:42,939
Oh, I'll be right out.
477
00:24:43,023 --> 00:24:43,940
Alan.
478
00:24:56,995 --> 00:24:57,829
I'm sorry.
479
00:24:57,913 --> 00:25:00,123
(somber music playing)
480
00:25:00,207 --> 00:25:01,082
Thank you.
481
00:25:01,791 --> 00:25:02,626
Marguerite.
482
00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:07,297
Those pictures…
483
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:10,050
I have grandchildren.
484
00:25:11,134 --> 00:25:13,512
The thought of them seeing
those photographs…
485
00:25:15,263 --> 00:25:16,264
I understand.
486
00:25:20,602 --> 00:25:21,520
I'm sorry.
487
00:25:22,020 --> 00:25:24,022
(somber music continues playing)
488
00:25:28,610 --> 00:25:29,528
(door shuts)
489
00:25:32,948 --> 00:25:35,158
Your Honor, Mr. Dominguez's
prior burglary convictions
490
00:25:35,242 --> 00:25:38,078
and history of drug abuse
have no bearing on whether the defendant
491
00:25:38,161 --> 00:25:40,664
-improperly electrified his home.
-DENNY: Nonsense.
492
00:25:40,747 --> 00:25:42,999
This felon was higher than a kite
when he got zapped.
493
00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:47,379
He has six prior convictions for larceny,
burglary, grand theft auto.
494
00:25:47,462 --> 00:25:48,463
Of course, it's relevant.
495
00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:50,298
The prejudicial effect of the victim's
496
00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:52,592
-prior criminal activity…
-Your Honor, my client is a victim here.
497
00:25:52,676 --> 00:25:56,638
…clearly outweighs any probative value
such evidence would have for the jury.
498
00:25:56,721 --> 00:25:58,390
Enough. Mr. Ginsberg is right.
499
00:25:58,473 --> 00:26:01,977
The evidence is highly prejudicial
and will be barred at trial.
500
00:26:03,144 --> 00:26:07,274
{\an8}Mr. Crane, you may not bring up
Mr. Dominguez's prior bad acts
501
00:26:07,357 --> 00:26:09,776
unless the door to impeachment
has been opened.
502
00:26:11,611 --> 00:26:13,488
(reporters clamoring)
503
00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:15,657
Before answering any questions,
504
00:26:16,241 --> 00:26:20,662
I want to thank my client Miguel Dominguez
for bravely agreeing to be here today.
505
00:26:20,745 --> 00:26:24,457
Mr. Dominguez suffers
from severe paralysis
506
00:26:24,541 --> 00:26:28,461
and a host of other debilitating symptoms
as the result of his electrocution.
507
00:26:28,545 --> 00:26:33,174
Nevertheless, he is here today
to stand up for all of us,
508
00:26:33,258 --> 00:26:36,469
to help in the fight to make our country
a safer place,
509
00:26:36,553 --> 00:26:41,057
a place where citizens do not take the law
into their own hands.
510
00:26:41,641 --> 00:26:44,769
Mr. Dominguez is an inspiration
to his community.
511
00:26:45,645 --> 00:26:47,147
He is a hero.
512
00:26:48,690 --> 00:26:49,566
Thank you.
513
00:26:49,649 --> 00:26:51,234
(reporters clamoring)
514
00:26:51,318 --> 00:26:52,902
That bastard stole my story.
515
00:26:52,986 --> 00:26:54,904
(quirky stinger playing)
516
00:27:01,995 --> 00:27:03,997
(upbeat stinger playing)
517
00:27:06,916 --> 00:27:08,710
-What about branding?
-I haven't branded yet.
518
00:27:09,336 --> 00:27:10,795
-No branding?
-Uh-uh.
519
00:27:10,879 --> 00:27:11,796
Denny.
520
00:27:12,505 --> 00:27:14,883
-Denny…
-Oh, Denise Bauer.
521
00:27:14,966 --> 00:27:17,594
-Candy Springtime, Public Relations.
-Hello.
522
00:27:17,677 --> 00:27:19,971
-Hi.
-She's with Sherling Thompson.
523
00:27:20,055 --> 00:27:22,307
The same public relations firm
the government uses,
524
00:27:22,390 --> 00:27:23,600
-so you know she's good.
-Denise.
525
00:27:23,683 --> 00:27:27,312
We're rolling out a new campaign
to take back the story on Mr. Blayney.
526
00:27:27,395 --> 00:27:29,439
(stutters)
"Take back the story"?
527
00:27:29,522 --> 00:27:31,441
Oh, Denny tells me
that you haven't branded him yet.
528
00:27:31,524 --> 00:27:34,361
So I took the initiative
and created a brand.
529
00:27:34,444 --> 00:27:37,030
Russell Blayney, American homeowner.
530
00:27:37,822 --> 00:27:40,408
-"American homeowner"?
-Simple. It's to the point.
531
00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:41,326
And cozy.
532
00:27:41,409 --> 00:27:43,536
Say it for me, Denny.
Press conference voice.
533
00:27:43,995 --> 00:27:45,497
"Russell Blayney, American homeowner."
534
00:27:45,580 --> 00:27:46,665
Now wait a minute.
535
00:27:46,748 --> 00:27:49,042
(in serious tone)
"American homeowner, Russell Blayney."
536
00:27:49,125 --> 00:27:50,418
See, it works both ways. Versatile.
537
00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:54,339
But do we really think
that we need to label Mr. Blayney?
538
00:27:55,715 --> 00:27:56,925
Denny?
539
00:27:58,134 --> 00:28:00,261
Uh, Denise. Rodney King?
540
00:28:01,346 --> 00:28:05,183
Rodney King, uh, severely beaten
by the police over ten years ago.
541
00:28:05,266 --> 00:28:07,268
See, you remember. Why? Branding.
542
00:28:07,352 --> 00:28:10,772
They didn't call him "Rodney King,
wife beater, alcohol abuser,
543
00:28:10,855 --> 00:28:14,484
"who swung a tire iron
at a convenience store clerk."
544
00:28:14,567 --> 00:28:17,570
They called him "Rodney King, motorist",
or "Motorist, Rodney King."
545
00:28:17,654 --> 00:28:20,281
Brings to mind images of a jaunty man
546
00:28:20,365 --> 00:28:22,784
in a riding hat and cap in a model T.
547
00:28:22,867 --> 00:28:23,952
That's what we want.
548
00:28:24,035 --> 00:28:26,121
"Russell Blayney, American homeowner."
549
00:28:26,204 --> 00:28:29,666
Not "Russell Blayney
eats them boiled, baked or fried."
550
00:28:29,749 --> 00:28:31,042
But Rodney King was beaten.
551
00:28:31,126 --> 00:28:33,378
Okay, now this is just a mock-up.
552
00:28:33,461 --> 00:28:37,799
Obviously, we will replace Jimmy Stewart
with Mr. Blayney.
553
00:28:37,882 --> 00:28:41,219
But the banner can
and should be behind you
554
00:28:41,302 --> 00:28:43,304
every press conference, Denny.
555
00:28:43,388 --> 00:28:45,974
Notice I used the same font
as "Mission Accomplished."
556
00:28:46,057 --> 00:28:47,308
Americans are comfortable with that font.
557
00:28:47,392 --> 00:28:51,563
Now we will send B-roll of Mr. Blayney
to the press, working in his garage,
558
00:28:51,646 --> 00:28:53,606
using his table saw,
working with his power tools,
559
00:28:53,690 --> 00:28:55,608
fixing things around the house.
560
00:28:55,692 --> 00:28:59,320
And as far as the talking points,
keep it simple, Denny.
561
00:28:59,404 --> 00:29:02,782
Speak of the opposition
as the drug-crazed intruder,
562
00:29:02,866 --> 00:29:05,410
the incident as the harrowing
home invasion.
563
00:29:05,493 --> 00:29:07,120
Now I know you're tight with Larry King,
564
00:29:07,203 --> 00:29:10,123
but we are negotiating with Nightline,
565
00:29:10,206 --> 00:29:11,708
Hardball and The Daily Show.
566
00:29:11,791 --> 00:29:12,876
(Denny sucks teeth, mumbles)
567
00:29:14,294 --> 00:29:16,129
That is where most Americans
get their news.
568
00:29:16,212 --> 00:29:18,298
(quirky music)
569
00:29:20,717 --> 00:29:22,260
SHIRLEY: There's no way
we're going to win this, is there?
570
00:29:22,343 --> 00:29:23,511
Legally, yes, there is.
571
00:29:23,595 --> 00:29:26,055
As for accomplishing your goals? No.
572
00:29:26,139 --> 00:29:28,641
But when you have occasion
to ask for my help, Shirley,
573
00:29:28,725 --> 00:29:31,895
typically, it's not really legal help
you're looking for.
574
00:29:31,978 --> 00:29:34,022
I'll assume this is no exception.
575
00:29:34,105 --> 00:29:35,857
Alan, I've already
caused Marguerite Hauser
576
00:29:35,940 --> 00:29:37,484
as much pain as I care to.
577
00:29:37,567 --> 00:29:40,653
I'll leave the creativity to you.
Just don't hurt her.
578
00:29:42,614 --> 00:29:44,574
America is under siege,
579
00:29:44,657 --> 00:29:47,619
not from Saddam or pro-terrorists,
580
00:29:47,702 --> 00:29:51,164
butfromnamby-pambypro-burglaryadvocates
581
00:29:51,247 --> 00:29:54,667
{\an8}who want to strip us of therighttoprotectwhat's ours.
582
00:29:54,751 --> 00:29:55,835
That's what our…
583
00:29:56,836 --> 00:29:59,255
Looks like Denny's being Denny.
584
00:29:59,756 --> 00:30:01,549
He's creating the reality.
585
00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:05,011
I doubt many people would want
to live in Denny's reality.
586
00:30:05,094 --> 00:30:08,556
All I know is there are two rotten guys
in this case,
587
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:12,101
and both sides are trying
to make theirs as the hero.
588
00:30:12,185 --> 00:30:15,104
If you've got a problem with this case,
I suggest you talk to the guy
589
00:30:15,188 --> 00:30:16,564
whose name is on the door.
590
00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:17,941
I'm not naive, Paul.
591
00:30:18,024 --> 00:30:20,527
I know this kind of manipulation
goes on all the time.
592
00:30:20,610 --> 00:30:22,862
But I'm an attorney, not a spin doctor.
593
00:30:22,946 --> 00:30:23,988
DENNY: Oh, yes, you are.
594
00:30:25,573 --> 00:30:26,491
We all are.
595
00:30:26,908 --> 00:30:28,409
That's what Attorneys do,
596
00:30:28,493 --> 00:30:31,204
tell stories, create characters,
capture an audience,
597
00:30:31,287 --> 00:30:33,331
try them make them feel
what we want them to feel.
598
00:30:34,791 --> 00:30:36,376
That's good lawyering.
599
00:30:36,459 --> 00:30:39,087
Only these days, everybody's trying
to get in on our act,
600
00:30:39,170 --> 00:30:41,297
the government, corporations.
601
00:30:41,381 --> 00:30:43,424
There are no facts anymore, kiddo.
602
00:30:43,550 --> 00:30:45,426
Only good or bad fiction.
603
00:30:46,177 --> 00:30:49,180
Which story do you plan to sell the jury?
604
00:30:49,889 --> 00:30:51,266
Don't you worry.
605
00:30:51,349 --> 00:30:54,602
This case will never go to trial.
606
00:30:55,478 --> 00:30:57,522
(sneaky stinger playing)
607
00:31:01,943 --> 00:31:05,446
Mr. Shore, with all due respect,
you are on our last nerve.
608
00:31:05,530 --> 00:31:07,532
You said you had an intriguing offer.
609
00:31:07,866 --> 00:31:08,700
Get to it.
610
00:31:08,783 --> 00:31:13,538
Delighted. First, how about we ask
all the lawyers to leave the room?
611
00:31:13,621 --> 00:31:14,747
You're a lawyer.
612
00:31:15,290 --> 00:31:18,668
Okay. How about all the lawyers
who aren't me?
613
00:31:20,378 --> 00:31:22,213
(laughing)
614
00:31:25,300 --> 00:31:26,718
Here it is, then.
615
00:31:26,801 --> 00:31:29,679
Simply put… it's Shirley Schmidt.
616
00:31:30,346 --> 00:31:34,225
As much as I admire and respect her,
617
00:31:34,309 --> 00:31:36,436
if I don't resolve this case,
618
00:31:36,978 --> 00:31:40,064
I'm afraid she'll get nervous
and fall back on old habits.
619
00:31:40,148 --> 00:31:43,526
She'll call in the old guard,
one of the cronies in banking and finance,
620
00:31:43,610 --> 00:31:45,987
someone who smells like old pipe smoke
and hair tonic,
621
00:31:46,070 --> 00:31:49,157
someone with a florid nose
from too many old fashions
622
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:50,450
at lunch down the street.
623
00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:53,494
And this fella, whoever he is,
will have friends,
624
00:31:53,578 --> 00:31:56,664
friends who work in banks,
who probably shouldn't,
625
00:31:56,748 --> 00:31:59,584
who don't treat confidential information
very confidentially.
626
00:31:59,667 --> 00:32:03,630
And then Marguerite, the old crony
will discover how deeply in debt you are.
627
00:32:03,713 --> 00:32:07,342
And once he learns this, my replacement
will make a few phone calls,
628
00:32:07,425 --> 00:32:10,303
write a few letters and seek out
your husband's most distant
629
00:32:10,386 --> 00:32:11,304
and forgotten relative.
630
00:32:11,387 --> 00:32:14,057
Perhaps a less fortunate cousin
who always admired
631
00:32:14,140 --> 00:32:16,684
but could never afford one of
your husband's beautiful artworks.
632
00:32:16,768 --> 00:32:19,354
And my replacement will reach out to him
and commiserate
633
00:32:19,437 --> 00:32:22,231
and convince him
to contest your husband's will.
634
00:32:22,315 --> 00:32:24,067
At which point,
your husband's estate will be tied up.
635
00:32:24,150 --> 00:32:25,610
Well, it could be for years.
636
00:32:25,693 --> 00:32:26,527
Decades, really.
637
00:32:26,611 --> 00:32:30,281
And if this replacement of mine turns out
to be this fella I'm thinking of,
638
00:32:30,365 --> 00:32:31,741
it could get really ugly.
639
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:38,164
For such a vague man, you've been
extraordinarily clear, Mr. Shore.
640
00:32:38,247 --> 00:32:40,208
Yes, and here's the thing.
641
00:32:40,291 --> 00:32:43,503
I just don't like the way these people
operate around here.
642
00:32:43,586 --> 00:32:44,629
It's just not right.
643
00:32:44,712 --> 00:32:47,757
These photographs are yours to do
with what you please
644
00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:49,425
and you should get a fair market price.
645
00:32:49,509 --> 00:32:53,262
So, before I simply give up
646
00:32:53,346 --> 00:32:54,847
and call it a day…
647
00:32:56,432 --> 00:32:58,768
I'd like to ask you one question.
648
00:32:58,851 --> 00:33:01,688
(sneaky percussive music playing)
649
00:33:01,771 --> 00:33:03,106
And what is that?
650
00:33:04,607 --> 00:33:05,900
What is your price?
651
00:33:06,401 --> 00:33:08,403
(dramatic stinger playing)
652
00:33:16,035 --> 00:33:18,037
(upbeat stinger playing)
653
00:33:23,084 --> 00:33:24,502
Have you made contact with Rachel?
654
00:33:24,627 --> 00:33:25,628
BRAD: I did.
655
00:33:25,712 --> 00:33:27,922
I told her I was a drug addict.
656
00:33:28,756 --> 00:33:30,091
-And?
-She took me
657
00:33:30,174 --> 00:33:33,803
to a Narcotics Anonymous meeting,
told me that if I wanted to get clean,
658
00:33:33,886 --> 00:33:35,638
that I needed to work the program.
659
00:33:35,722 --> 00:33:37,890
So she's no longer using?
660
00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:40,435
No. She's been clean for five years.
661
00:33:40,893 --> 00:33:44,147
I mean, she's calm,
rational, straightforward.
662
00:33:44,230 --> 00:33:46,065
Very down-to-earth, as a matter of fact.
663
00:33:47,942 --> 00:33:49,277
Fine. (sighs)
664
00:33:49,819 --> 00:33:50,903
Thank you, Brad.
665
00:33:53,156 --> 00:33:54,907
You know, Paul, for what it's worth,
666
00:33:54,991 --> 00:33:57,493
she really wants to have
a relationship with you.
667
00:33:58,161 --> 00:33:59,370
And I with her.
668
00:33:59,454 --> 00:34:02,915
And you know, what might help
is if you showed her a little faith.
669
00:34:02,999 --> 00:34:06,377
-She might pick up on that.
-I beg your pardon?
670
00:34:06,461 --> 00:34:10,465
Well, she says that sometimes,
you can be very… judgmental.
671
00:34:10,548 --> 00:34:13,217
Brad, while your efforts
are fully appreciated,
672
00:34:13,301 --> 00:34:16,345
your advice to a father
concerning his daughter is not.
673
00:34:16,429 --> 00:34:20,391
You have no idea the years I've spent
dealing with my daughter's illness.
674
00:34:20,475 --> 00:34:24,145
So it would behoove you
to be more circumspect.
675
00:34:24,771 --> 00:34:25,938
I'm sorry.
676
00:34:26,022 --> 00:34:27,690
That was over the line.
677
00:34:29,442 --> 00:34:32,236
But, I mean, Paul, the truth is
you've got really, a hell of a daughter.
678
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:35,490
She's sweet, she's beautiful.
Nothing rattles her.
679
00:34:35,573 --> 00:34:37,158
Even when she lost her ATM card,
680
00:34:37,241 --> 00:34:40,078
I would've panicked
but she was really cool.
681
00:34:40,578 --> 00:34:41,704
What are you talking about?
682
00:34:41,788 --> 00:34:45,583
Oh, Rachel lost her ATM card,
so I loaned her 40 bucks.
683
00:34:46,667 --> 00:34:48,669
(pensive music)
684
00:34:49,045 --> 00:34:50,129
(door shuts)
685
00:35:07,647 --> 00:35:08,856
Dad.
686
00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:10,942
I had a lunch meeting nearby.
687
00:35:12,318 --> 00:35:15,071
How very impromptu of you and unusual.
688
00:35:15,488 --> 00:35:18,950
Yes. Well, people can change.
689
00:35:20,451 --> 00:35:21,410
Yes, they can.
690
00:35:23,579 --> 00:35:24,413
Come on in.
691
00:35:28,876 --> 00:35:30,545
RACHEL: Can I get you something to drink?
692
00:35:30,628 --> 00:35:32,130
PAUL: No, no. I…
693
00:35:32,713 --> 00:35:35,007
I thought I would take Fiona
to the aquarium,
694
00:35:35,091 --> 00:35:36,175
if that's all right with you.
695
00:35:36,759 --> 00:35:39,095
Yeah, I pick her up from daycare
in 20 minutes.
696
00:35:39,178 --> 00:35:41,097
Hmm. I'll go with you.
697
00:35:42,265 --> 00:35:43,099
Sure.
698
00:35:43,558 --> 00:35:44,392
(Paul clears throat)
699
00:35:47,812 --> 00:35:49,147
May I use your bathroom?
700
00:35:50,273 --> 00:35:51,315
Through there.
701
00:35:56,112 --> 00:35:57,446
(bathroom door opens)
702
00:36:01,868 --> 00:36:03,953
(tense music playing)
703
00:36:24,599 --> 00:36:26,642
(tense music intensifies)
704
00:36:33,357 --> 00:36:34,192
(bathroom door opens)
705
00:36:35,568 --> 00:36:36,652
You have a child.
706
00:36:39,030 --> 00:36:39,989
A child!
707
00:36:40,072 --> 00:36:41,616
-This is my house.
-How long?
708
00:36:41,699 --> 00:36:43,618
-You came here and you set me up.
-You will not ruin her.
709
00:36:43,701 --> 00:36:45,870
-Give me that.
-You have ruined everything and everyone
710
00:36:45,953 --> 00:36:47,288
-you've ever come in contact with.
-I hate you.
711
00:36:47,371 --> 00:36:50,041
You will not do this to my granddaughter!
712
00:36:50,124 --> 00:36:52,418
I hate you. You bastard!
713
00:36:52,501 --> 00:36:54,003
-(basket clatters)
-(door opens)
714
00:36:54,086 --> 00:36:55,671
-(panting)
-(door slams shut)
715
00:36:59,467 --> 00:37:02,261
Is counsel prepared to begin voir dire?
716
00:37:02,345 --> 00:37:03,679
We are, your Honor.
717
00:37:03,763 --> 00:37:05,514
The Commonwealth may begin.
718
00:37:09,769 --> 00:37:13,439
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm Assistant District Attorney Ginsberg.
719
00:37:13,522 --> 00:37:16,776
Now as we begin to pick
our potential jury members,
720
00:37:16,901 --> 00:37:18,611
I just want to get to know
a bit about you.
721
00:37:18,694 --> 00:37:20,154
First off, by show hands,
722
00:37:20,780 --> 00:37:22,949
how many of you have heard
about this case on the news?
723
00:37:25,284 --> 00:37:26,410
I see.
724
00:37:26,494 --> 00:37:29,622
And how many of you have seen opposing
counsel Denny Crane on the news?
725
00:37:34,877 --> 00:37:38,256
Juror number seven, can you tell us
what opinions you've formed?
726
00:37:38,339 --> 00:37:41,050
I think people should be allowed
to defend their homes.
727
00:37:41,133 --> 00:37:44,095
Like Mr. Crane said,
if the guy didn't want to get hurt,
728
00:37:44,178 --> 00:37:45,721
he shouldn't have been robbing anyone.
729
00:37:46,097 --> 00:37:48,432
Commonwealth challenges
juror number seven for cause.
730
00:37:48,516 --> 00:37:49,642
No objection, your Honor.
731
00:37:50,309 --> 00:37:52,603
Juror number seven, you are excused.
732
00:37:53,562 --> 00:37:56,107
I've worked hard to become
an American homeowner.
733
00:37:56,190 --> 00:37:57,858
If the guy tried to break into my place…
734
00:37:57,942 --> 00:38:00,486
-I'd do the same thing.
-…I'd want to kill the son of a bitch.
735
00:38:00,569 --> 00:38:01,988
It's my right as an American homeowner.
736
00:38:02,071 --> 00:38:03,155
JUROR 2: I may live in an apartment,
737
00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:05,700
but I still consider myself
an American homeowner.
738
00:38:05,783 --> 00:38:08,035
-American homeowner.
-American homeowner.
739
00:38:08,119 --> 00:38:10,746
-American homeowner.
-JURORS: American homeowner.
740
00:38:10,830 --> 00:38:12,915
God bless America.
741
00:38:12,999 --> 00:38:16,085
Your Honor, with his television
appearances and theatrics,
742
00:38:16,168 --> 00:38:18,546
Mr. Crane has tainted the jury pool
to such an extent
743
00:38:18,629 --> 00:38:20,673
that the Commonwealth moves
for a change of venue.
744
00:38:21,173 --> 00:38:22,591
Denied, Mr. Ginsberg.
745
00:38:23,384 --> 00:38:26,554
You both have manipulated
the media coverage of this case,
746
00:38:26,637 --> 00:38:28,973
only Mr. Crane has done
a better job of it.
747
00:38:29,056 --> 00:38:32,059
You will play in the sandbox
that you built.
748
00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:34,353
(sneaky stinger playing)
749
00:38:45,948 --> 00:38:47,992
Shirley, Blondie, join me.
750
00:38:50,828 --> 00:38:53,873
I'm happy to inform you
there's going to be a plea bargain
751
00:38:53,956 --> 00:38:55,124
in the American homeowner case.
752
00:38:55,708 --> 00:38:56,959
How do you know?
753
00:38:57,585 --> 00:39:01,005
Today, my office has indictedcity councilman Adam Patrick
754
00:39:01,088 --> 00:39:04,467
on charges of accepting bribesand illegal campaign contributions.
755
00:39:05,176 --> 00:39:07,845
ATTY. MICHAEL: He has agreed to surrenderat his arraignment.
756
00:39:07,928 --> 00:39:09,680
He's changing the narrative.
757
00:39:10,056 --> 00:39:11,057
We're yesterday's news.
758
00:39:11,140 --> 00:39:12,767
You gotta hand it to him. The guy's good.
759
00:39:12,850 --> 00:39:14,310
He's creating his next reality.
760
00:39:14,393 --> 00:39:15,686
I wonder what he's gonna put on the table.
761
00:39:15,770 --> 00:39:17,897
-No jail time.
-How can you be so sure?
762
00:39:17,980 --> 00:39:19,315
Years of experience.
763
00:39:20,274 --> 00:39:21,692
And he called a half an hour ago.
764
00:39:21,776 --> 00:39:23,694
(comical stinger playing)
765
00:39:29,825 --> 00:39:31,327
SHIRLEY:
What are you going to do with those?
766
00:39:33,245 --> 00:39:34,580
I haven't decided.
767
00:39:34,663 --> 00:39:38,417
You know the one where you're not
quite sure what you're looking at,
768
00:39:38,501 --> 00:39:42,505
then you take a step back
and realize what it is?
769
00:39:43,297 --> 00:39:45,424
-That one may be going in the powder room.
-Alan…
770
00:39:45,508 --> 00:39:47,927
Tell you what,
I'll leave them to you when I die.
771
00:39:48,886 --> 00:39:52,014
As things stand, I'm quite sure
I'll pass on before you.
772
00:39:52,723 --> 00:39:55,267
Show those pictures to anyone
and I'll see to it myself.
773
00:39:55,351 --> 00:39:59,063
Shirley, I have no intention
of sharing those with anyone.
774
00:39:59,146 --> 00:40:02,525
I'm keeping you all to myself.
I give you my word.
775
00:40:03,818 --> 00:40:06,737
You're one of the few people
for whom I know that to be true.
776
00:40:07,196 --> 00:40:08,989
(mellow music playing)
777
00:40:09,573 --> 00:40:10,699
Thank you.
778
00:40:11,575 --> 00:40:12,660
No, thank you.
779
00:40:31,637 --> 00:40:34,306
I understand congratulations are in order.
780
00:40:34,390 --> 00:40:36,559
Never lost, never will.
781
00:40:36,642 --> 00:40:37,518
(Alan chortles)
782
00:40:38,727 --> 00:40:42,481
I may not be the Denny Crane I once was,
but until today, I didn't realize
783
00:40:42,565 --> 00:40:46,110
that this Denny Crane
might be even better.
784
00:40:46,193 --> 00:40:49,780
Opposing lawyers everywhere are quaking
in their custom-fitted shoes.
785
00:40:49,864 --> 00:40:50,698
Damn right they are.
786
00:40:50,781 --> 00:40:52,992
So who cares if she…
787
00:40:54,577 --> 00:40:55,619
Who cares?
788
00:40:57,621 --> 00:40:59,165
You're still upset about Bev.
789
00:40:59,248 --> 00:41:00,875
What I don't understand is,
790
00:41:00,958 --> 00:41:04,378
I was married to one of my wives
for five years, got over her in a day.
791
00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:08,007
Bev and I were married for three hours,
and yet…
792
00:41:08,716 --> 00:41:09,800
And yet?
793
00:41:10,968 --> 00:41:15,139
Do you know that I even have memories
of her that aren't sexual?
794
00:41:15,764 --> 00:41:17,099
I'm sure you do.
795
00:41:18,476 --> 00:41:19,310
I miss her.
796
00:41:21,437 --> 00:41:22,688
I miss her.
797
00:41:24,940 --> 00:41:26,984
Well, are the rumors true?
798
00:41:27,067 --> 00:41:28,944
You have naked photos of Shirley?
799
00:41:30,654 --> 00:41:32,406
Aw, come on.
800
00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:33,616
What's the big deal?
801
00:41:33,699 --> 00:41:36,577
I've had naked photos of Shirley
for years.
802
00:41:36,660 --> 00:41:38,662
(whimsical music playing)
803
00:41:43,751 --> 00:41:45,961
Denny, she's asleep in all these.
804
00:41:46,045 --> 00:41:48,088
Here's one where she woke up.
805
00:41:50,883 --> 00:41:54,762
Have you ever seen a beautiful,
naked woman...
806
00:41:55,304 --> 00:41:56,639
look that angry?
807
00:41:56,722 --> 00:41:59,350
(comical stinger playing)
808
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:17,535
ALAN: Next on Boston Legal…
809
00:42:17,618 --> 00:42:20,371
This woman is under arrest for evasion
of Federal income taxes.
810
00:42:20,454 --> 00:42:21,705
-I just got fed up.
-With what?
811
00:42:21,789 --> 00:42:23,541
With the way the Federal government
is running things.
812
00:42:23,624 --> 00:42:26,710
-What's this all about?
-It's about civil disobedience, Denny.
813
00:42:26,794 --> 00:42:30,339
It's about anarchy. It's about… the girl.
814
00:42:30,422 --> 00:42:32,341
I've decided to do an intervention.
815
00:42:32,424 --> 00:42:35,553
The "loving, let's all hug" kind
or the other one?
816
00:42:35,636 --> 00:42:36,720
What the hell is this?
817
00:42:36,804 --> 00:42:38,389
You're going to rehab, Rachel.
818
00:42:38,472 --> 00:42:39,431
Screw you.
819
00:42:39,515 --> 00:42:41,559
I have a really good feeling
about this one.
820
00:42:41,642 --> 00:42:43,435
-You slept with him.
-I did not.
821
00:42:43,519 --> 00:42:44,979
-Denise…
-Maybe a little.
822
00:42:45,062 --> 00:42:46,188
You slut.
823
00:42:49,441 --> 00:42:51,443
(theme music playing)
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