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ALAN: Previously on Boston Legal.
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Hey, listen, I think you remember
Reverend Diddum.
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It turns out the reverend
is also a lawyer.
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I've decided to let him handle my divorce.
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Instead of targeting the ex-husband,
we go after the reverend.
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-The reverend?
-Three sexual harassment complaints.
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GARRETT: The man has a certain weakness.
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Did you commit this act
because he was evil...
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-or because you are?
-Because he was.
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I want Alan Shore.
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(upbeat rock music playing)
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I'd like to know
how a United States congressman
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can be held liable for an official act
of congressional business
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for which he enjoys immunity.
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SHIRLEY: You can be held liable
because you've been sued
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under traditional state tort law
for which you enjoy no immunity.
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I want Denny Crane.
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Uh, you don't want Denny Crane.
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-Denise is one of our top.
-I'm entitled to the top.
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Is there a reason I'm not getting Denny?
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Denny...
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-Denny has, uh...
-Mad cow disease.
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I just saw him on television
in Kelly Nolan's murder trial.
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He was at the defense table
for effect, Raymond.
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He's not capable
of any complex litigation.
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I knew you were there, Denny.
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Did you?
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RAYMOND: Raymond Jacobs.
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You handled my first divorce 15 years ago.
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My wife's name was Lois.
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-I remember.
-Why wouldn't you?
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-You slept with her.
-Only after the divorce was final.
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RAYMOND: May I ask, Denny,
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-how do you feel about gun control?
-For communists.
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What about banning assault weapons
in the private sector?
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DENNY: As soon as you say
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it's okay to ban assault weapons,
my friend, even in the private sector,
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you make it easier
to take guns away from hunting
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and personal protection.
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Soon, the military and the police
are without firearms.
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By banning assault weapons
in the private sector,
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the military and the police would lose
their guns?
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And the dominoes. It's a whole theory.
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(comical music playing)
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She's a liberal. Can't even hunt.
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(imitates gunshot)
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You set?
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Set?
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You sure you don't need a second chair?
This is a murder trial.
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I want Catherine to be the underdog.
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An army of lawyers would subvert that.
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You okay?
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Tara quit.
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What do you mean she quit?
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She's gone.
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-She quit the firm?
-She quit me, actually.
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But she's left the firm as well.
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Alan, do you have the necessary focus
to try this case?
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I do.
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(theme music)
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♪ He had it coming, he had it coming ♪
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♪ He only had himself to blame ♪
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♪ If you'd have heard it ♪
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♪ I betcha you would have done the same ♪
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The coroner's report showed
he'd been struck twice behind the head.
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DET. JOHN: The second blow being fatal.
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D.A. MURROW: And was there
any sign of a struggle, Detective?
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DET. JOHN: No.
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D.A. MURROW: Any evidence to suggest
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that the victim had made any threatening
movement toward the defendant?
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No.
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D.A. MURROW: And in the statement
made to you by the defendant,
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did she say the victim
was threatening her?
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{\an8}But she did not say
that she was in any imminent danger
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{\an8}at the time she hit him.
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{\an8}Thank you, sir.
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{\an8}-Your witness.
-I have nothing.
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It appears your exhaustive testimony
covered everything.
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You left nothing out.
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Is that correct, Detective?
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-Pretty much.
-Pretty much.
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{\an8}Thank you, Detective,
for your fine commitment to detail.
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Okay. The witness may step down.
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Actually, one thing
you pretty much left out.
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No harm. We can cover it now.
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Mr. Ferrion had previously
killed two people.
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He whacked both his mother and a neighbor.
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-Allegedly.
-Allegedly.
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Isn't it pretty much the opinion
of the Boston Police Department
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that he committed these murders?
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-Yes.
-ALAN: Thank you.
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{\an8}I'm sure you pretty much meant
to include that in your testimony,
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{\an8}but forgotten.
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Oh!
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Mrs. Piper came to you a week
before Mr. Ferrion was killed, didn't she?
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She did.
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Told you she feared
Mr. Ferrion would kill again?
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-Yes.
-ALAN: Relayed to you Bernard's comments
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about how the next time
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{\an8}he'd be sure to leave little clues
like the BTK killer.
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She tell you that, detective?
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-Yes.
-And after she told you all this,
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you did what, detective?
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I told her there wasn't enough
to make an arrest.
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You sent her away.
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{\an8}Tell me, Detective,
have you considered if you'd heeded
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{\an8}Catherine Piper's warnings,
Bernard Ferrion might still be alive?
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-Objection.
-Withdrawn.
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Moving forward a bit
to Bernard Ferrion's demise.
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So you've found him dead,
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conducted a Sherlock Holmesian
investigation
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which led at last
to Catherine Piper's doorstep?
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No. She came to us.
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-Oh, she came to you?
-Yes.
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(chuckling) Well,
you certainly left that out, didn't you?
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She didn't come forth for a full week.
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Maybe Catherine hesitated
because she feared being arrested.
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Yet her conscience and sense of morality
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eventually overcame her fear,
which, of course, the jury would know
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if you'd lived up to your oath
to tell the whole truth.
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-Objection.
-Mr. Shore.
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What? What did I say?
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(comical rock music playing)
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I paid $2,000 to his campaign personally,
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and I contributed another two million
to the Democratic National Party
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on the assumption that this congressman,
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if reelected, would support gun control.
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{\an8}Well, certainly, Mr. Norton,
you realize that you cannot
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{\an8}buy votes on Capitol Hill.
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(scoffs)
Please.
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ALEX: There was never any quid pro quo
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on any specific vote.
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{\an8}But, sir, in your complaint,
you cite his failure
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{\an8}to support the ban on assault weapons.
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ALEX: The fraud was perpetrated
on me during his re-election campaign.
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The two of us got together for dinner.
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We shook hands.
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He looked me in the eye and he told me
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{\an8}that he would champion, not support,
but champion the renewal
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{\an8}of the ban against assault weapons.
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Then he goes off to Washington
and the ban just lapses,
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doesn't even get brought up for a vote.
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{\an8}And sir, the fact that
this ban was not renewed,
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{\an8}how has it hurt you personally?
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{\an8}On January 2nd, my nephew was buying milk
in a convenience store.
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Two men came in to rob the store
bearing AK-47s.
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Gunfire ensued.
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My nephew was killed.
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I am very sorry for your loss, sir.
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{\an8}Are you suggesting that because
you contributed money to this congressman,
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that you bought his vote?
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There was no vote.
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Instead, Congress just let the ban lapse
without so much as a discussion.
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{\an8}Didn't it lapse in part because
the legislators in favor of the ban
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{\an8}realized the votes just weren't there?
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When you secure a contribution
based on a policy
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you have no intention of honoring,
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that's flat out fraud.
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DENISE: My point is,
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Congressman Jacobs couldn't have
gotten the ban renewed.
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{\an8}Tom DeLay had dismissed it
as simply a piece of feel good legislation
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{\an8}that had no chance of passing.
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I didn't get a commitment from Tom DeLay.
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I did from him.
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(cheeky music)
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-Oh, my God!
-Not quite.
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What are you doing here?
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Your behavior saddened me, Sara.
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-It left me bereft.
-Bereft?
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(scoffs)
Let's not get carried away, Reverend.
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-You desecrated my collar.
-How?
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You smelled it in a sexual manner.
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You rubbed it lascivious
against your face.
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I'm reporting you.
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-To whom?
-Your superiors. Perhaps the bar.
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And, and what happens to you
if your behavior becomes public?
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I've considered that.
I must atone as well.
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We must both go public
with our sins and atone.
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Reverend, I'm... sorry.
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I was only trying to help a client
I felt was being taken advantage of.
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I'm really sorry.
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I'd really appreciate you not...
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telling.
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(breathes deeply)
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On one condition.
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Go into the women's room,
remove your panties and give them to me.
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-I beg your pardon?
-You sniffed my personals.
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I should like a whiff of yours.
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First of all, I spilled your collar,
not your shorts.
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Give me your underwear
or I'm going to atone.
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CATHERINE:
I first met him as a recovering murderer.
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He'd killed his mother and neighbor.
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Had he admitted these crimes to you?
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Oh, yes, many times.
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ALAN: Catherine, may I ask,
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why would you seek to befriend this man?
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CATHERINE:
Well, I felt at his core, he wasn't evil.
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I also thought I could help him
by introducing him to Jesus Christ,
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our savior.
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-Was he open to that?
-Not terribly.
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He thought it would make
him look like a bad Jew.
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So, what happened?
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Well, we were in the kitchen watching
the telecast about the Kelly Nolan trial.
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He was talking about leaving
hints the next time.
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The thing is...
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CATHERINE: Saying howhe enjoyed the taste of killing,
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my mind started swirling.
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I was thinking, I'd gone to the police.
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They said they couldn't help.
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There was no place for me to turn.
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If I ran away,
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that was a betrayal
he said he couldn't tolerate.
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I looked down at my hands.
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So I was holding the skillet,
the weapon he'd used to commit murder.
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And I suddenly thought
this was my only way out.
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So I just swung...
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twice.
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And he dropped.
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Catherine, you took a human life.
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Killing his mother was strike one.
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Killing his neighbor was strike two.
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And the way he talked,
Bernie had a third strike coming.
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(quirky music playing)
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I heard about Tara. I feel you're hurt.
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What's most upsetting, Denny,
is I don't hurt.
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So I don't have to again tell you
I'm there for you and all that crap.
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(sighs)
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We can skip it.
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How's your trial going?
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DENNY: Hmm...
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I’m there as a prop.
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Shirley not giving you enough to do?
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(groans)
Alan, it's a dream case...
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to be able to actually defend
a congressman
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who opposes the ban on assault weapons.
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It's what any lawyer lives for.
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I'm going to show you something.
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(cabinet door unlocking)
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Jeez, Denny.
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DENNY: Oh, this one...
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-my father gave me.
-ALAN: Lovely.
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Could you kindly point
in any direction other than my head?
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It's not loaded.
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-(gunshot fires)
-Oh, I guess it is.
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For God's sake, Denny!
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Oh, lighten up, would you?
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-(gunshot fires)
-(people screaming)
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What in God's name?
249
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And it is in God's name, Shirley.
250
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The right to bear arms.
251
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-Second Commandment.
-That would be the Second Amendment.
252
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That's same difference.
253
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-I should be first chairing this case.
-(Alan breathing heavily)
254
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If anybody should be the poster boy
for guns in this country...
255
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It should be you.
256
00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:40,694
Denny, Congressman Jacobs
is for the assault weapon ban.
257
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Did you know that?
258
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What do you mean he's for the ban?
259
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He let it lapse because sometimes
in politics… there are politics.
260
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But in principle, he's for the ban.
261
00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:56,752
What if he supports a law
and then agrees to let it lapse?
262
00:13:58,337 --> 00:13:59,463
Then that would make him...
263
00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:01,757
A Democrat.
264
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:04,051
(quirky music playing)
265
00:14:04,134 --> 00:14:07,555
You're giving representation
to a Democrat.
266
00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:10,266
(rock stinger playing)
267
00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:17,982
(downbeat music playing)
268
00:14:23,612 --> 00:14:25,614
-(indistinct chatter)
-(vehicle honking)
269
00:14:41,630 --> 00:14:42,756
With all the rain,
270
00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,800
the Charles has spilled
into the sewage systems.
271
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ALAN: It isn't exactly Nimmo Bay.
272
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Word is,
they're catching some uncommon ones.
273
00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:56,478
I think I'm going to retire, Alan.
274
00:15:05,654 --> 00:15:06,655
What's going on?
275
00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:12,328
No, no, no. I think it's a sign
when the practice of law
276
00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:14,330
is less rewarding than...
277
00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:16,624
Fishing in a sewer?
278
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I feel devalued.
279
00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:26,675
I always wanted to go out with my pride,
280
00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:29,053
failing that at least my old time slot.
281
00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:33,015
I wish...
282
00:15:35,851 --> 00:15:37,394
I was never great.
283
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:40,522
Because?
284
00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:43,567
Because...
285
00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:47,363
I remember.
286
00:15:50,157 --> 00:15:52,826
When God strips you of your talent,
he should at least
287
00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:56,872
have the decency
to strip away the memory of having had it.
288
00:15:57,706 --> 00:15:59,708
(pensive music playing)
289
00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:10,010
What do you mean he wants your underwear?
290
00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:13,138
I mean, he wants my underwear!
291
00:16:13,847 --> 00:16:15,391
-Is he still here?
-No!
292
00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:19,436
He asked me to think on it, pray on it,
and he'll be back in the morning.
293
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:24,358
Okay. Relax.
294
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:27,319
(sighs)
295
00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:32,032
(Garrett clears throat)
296
00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:33,909
Okay.
297
00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:38,580
You've got to give him your underwear.
298
00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:40,666
-What?
-Otherwise, we'll be fired.
299
00:16:40,749 --> 00:16:42,835
I'm not going to give him my underwear.
Are you crazy?
300
00:16:42,918 --> 00:16:46,505
-The guy's obviously sick.
-Which is why we need to be afraid here.
301
00:16:46,588 --> 00:16:50,175
If we can't count on him to be rational
enough to save his own career…
302
00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:51,343
Just give him your underwear.
303
00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:53,012
That's not even an option, Garrett.
304
00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:54,221
First, because I would never do it.
305
00:16:54,304 --> 00:16:55,681
-And second, because…
-Sara, what if he report us?
306
00:16:55,764 --> 00:16:57,641
-…I'm not wearing any.
-We'll be fired and...
307
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:07,484
-(whispering) You're not wearing any?
-Garrett, this is your doing.
308
00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:09,862
I'm making it your problem.
309
00:17:10,612 --> 00:17:12,114
You go deal with the sicko.
310
00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:14,700
(quirky music playing)
311
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:33,177
D.A. MURROW: The skillet was in your hand.
312
00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:34,803
-Could you hold it, please?
-Objection.
313
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:37,931
I would like her to demonstrate
how she struck, Mr. Ferrion.
314
00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:40,851
Your Honor, this is meant
to inflame the jury.
315
00:17:40,976 --> 00:17:42,978
-There is simply no reason...
-She already described it.
316
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:43,979
ALAN: The potential value
317
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,814
-of a demonstration in a case like this…
-She has taken this witness chair.
318
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,232
The prosecution is petrified
319
00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:48,650
that my client comes off as sympathetic.
320
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:51,111
She wants her to re-enact the crime
to negate that sympathy.
321
00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:52,321
It has no probative value.
322
00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:53,947
It's a stunt and a cheap one.
323
00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:56,075
-I'm going to allow it.
-What?
324
00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:59,870
-The jury can see how it happened.
-She testified as to how it happened.
325
00:17:59,953 --> 00:18:01,580
I've made my ruling. Step back.
326
00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:07,044
Step back, counsel.
327
00:18:13,842 --> 00:18:15,719
Would you show us your movements,
Mrs. Piper?
328
00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:19,389
I...
329
00:18:21,975 --> 00:18:22,810
(sighs)
330
00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:39,952
I was at the sink facing this way, and...
331
00:18:40,702 --> 00:18:42,871
he was going on
about the taste of killing.
332
00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:46,959
CATHERINE: And that's when my mind started
to swirl at the thought,
333
00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:50,337
"My God, he'll kill again.
He might kill me."
334
00:18:53,423 --> 00:18:59,179
I looked at the skillet and suddenly
this could be my way out.
335
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,390
And I wheeled.
336
00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:03,725
(Alan winces)
337
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:05,727
(quirky music playing)
338
00:19:19,449 --> 00:19:22,411
-A plea.
-Did you have to hit it so hard?
339
00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:23,704
I was under oath.
340
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:25,664
(thudding)
341
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:28,876
(groans)
342
00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:30,961
I don't like the sound of that.
343
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:34,464
(sighs)
344
00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:35,465
(clicks tongue)
345
00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:37,259
Catherine. I'm not sure I can win this.
346
00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:40,262
-You promised.
-I promised I'd try.
347
00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:46,101
Well, that's all I'm asking for.
I mean, just keep trying, please.
348
00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:48,145
(exhales deeply)
349
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,106
She really left?
350
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:56,403
-I'm sorry?
-Tara. She's gone?
351
00:19:58,488 --> 00:19:59,323
(softly) Ah.
352
00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:00,657
Evidently.
353
00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:04,494
I'm sorry.
354
00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:06,079
(somber music playing)
355
00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:07,331
Not to worry.
356
00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:19,635
Look, if I had the power
to move the bill for a vote, I would have.
357
00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:21,720
In fairness,
358
00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:23,472
did you try to move the bill for a vote?
359
00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:26,016
No.
360
00:20:26,099 --> 00:20:27,476
Okay. Why not?
361
00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:30,020
RAYMOND: Quite honestly,
because I was up for re-election.
362
00:20:30,103 --> 00:20:32,940
If I'd been active about renewing
the ban on assault weapons,
363
00:20:33,023 --> 00:20:36,068
the NRA would have opposed me,
run smear campaigns against me,
364
00:20:36,151 --> 00:20:39,029
and I'd be sitting here today
as an ex-congressman.
365
00:20:39,821 --> 00:20:40,656
You caved.
366
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:44,409
I cannot serve
my constituents if I'm not in office.
367
00:20:45,118 --> 00:20:47,663
Like any elected official,
I have to pick my battles.
368
00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:50,791
And political survival
has to be a consideration.
369
00:20:52,167 --> 00:20:54,336
You told my client you'd support the ban.
370
00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:56,421
At the time, I fully planned to.
371
00:20:57,130 --> 00:21:00,008
Then in September,
three lobbyists from the NRA
372
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,760
walked in my office,
373
00:21:01,843 --> 00:21:04,888
informed me they'd contribute heavily
to my opponent's campaign,
374
00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:07,266
informed me they'd finance
negative ads against me.
375
00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:10,394
My advisers told me they'd be successful.
376
00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:13,188
So I would have lost my
seat supporting a bill
377
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:14,439
that had no chance of passing.
378
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:16,942
Does that seem practical to you?
379
00:21:17,025 --> 00:21:20,696
Sticking to one's principles
always struck me as being practical.
380
00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:23,532
Look, the ban on assault weapons...
381
00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:28,829
The Democrats are for it.
382
00:21:28,912 --> 00:21:30,580
The Republicans are for it.
383
00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:31,790
The police are for it.
384
00:21:31,873 --> 00:21:35,252
Eighty percent of the public is for it
and we don't have it.
385
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,505
That should tell you
how powerful the gun lobby is.
386
00:21:39,881 --> 00:21:41,675
So you ran scared.
387
00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:44,594
(quirky music playing)
388
00:21:50,517 --> 00:21:51,601
That was horrible testimony.
389
00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:53,353
All right, Denny.
390
00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:55,856
What was the strategy there?
Can somebody please explain it to me?
391
00:21:55,939 --> 00:21:58,692
The strategy was there was nothing
our client could really do
392
00:21:58,775 --> 00:21:59,860
to renew the ban.
393
00:21:59,943 --> 00:22:03,071
He's therefore not the proximate cause
of the plaintiff's injury.
394
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:05,907
But that’s defensive! Why be defensive
when justice is on our side?
395
00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:08,410
-Justice being...
-Guns!
396
00:22:08,493 --> 00:22:11,330
There are more guns in American households
than pets for God's sakes.
397
00:22:11,413 --> 00:22:12,831
More guns and cell phones.
398
00:22:12,914 --> 00:22:15,083
Guns are hot.
399
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:17,502
-It's not that simple, Denny.
-It's as simple as this.
400
00:22:18,128 --> 00:22:19,129
You don't get on the stand
401
00:22:19,212 --> 00:22:21,298
and say "I'm sorry
for not doing the right thing."
402
00:22:21,381 --> 00:22:23,800
You testify, "I did the right thing."
403
00:22:23,884 --> 00:22:25,218
That's how you win lawsuits.
404
00:22:25,302 --> 00:22:27,929
You're right, even when you're wrong.
405
00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:30,891
(quirky music playing)
406
00:22:40,650 --> 00:22:42,861
All right, the panties are
in the envelope.
407
00:22:42,944 --> 00:22:44,112
But before I give them to you,
408
00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:46,656
we're going to set a few conditions
of our own.
409
00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:47,574
Let me see.
410
00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:52,496
The panties. Let me see
that they're really in there.
411
00:23:05,133 --> 00:23:07,761
Let me have a sample sniff
to assure the authenticity.
412
00:23:08,637 --> 00:23:10,722
I'm not going to let you smell them now.
413
00:23:14,893 --> 00:23:15,852
(snickers)
414
00:23:16,603 --> 00:23:18,563
Those are new. She never wore them.
415
00:23:18,647 --> 00:23:20,690
Your law career is over, Mr. Wells.
416
00:23:20,774 --> 00:23:22,651
All right, look,
let's try another approach.
417
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:28,698
(thrilling music playing)
418
00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:29,783
I will beat you up.
419
00:23:30,784 --> 00:23:33,245
Think I'm kidding?
I will smack you around, Reverend.
420
00:23:33,912 --> 00:23:35,831
And what makes you think
I wouldn't enjoy that?
421
00:23:37,999 --> 00:23:40,460
I'll be back this afternoon
if my terms are not met.
422
00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:43,755
I will go to your superiors.
423
00:23:44,756 --> 00:23:47,259
(thrilling music intensifies)
424
00:23:59,187 --> 00:24:00,856
Awfully tiny cigar.
425
00:24:03,984 --> 00:24:06,987
It's a kind of cigar that goes along
with our wimpy defense today.
426
00:24:10,490 --> 00:24:12,242
Denise and I were discussing it.
427
00:24:13,660 --> 00:24:16,621
We think you're right. We think maybe...
428
00:24:18,957 --> 00:24:20,876
Maybe our approach should be...
429
00:24:23,795 --> 00:24:24,713
"Guns are good."
430
00:24:27,340 --> 00:24:28,550
But of course they are.
431
00:24:28,633 --> 00:24:32,179
The thing is, I don't really believe it,
Denny, nor does Denise.
432
00:24:33,096 --> 00:24:37,100
And juries can always tell
when lawyers are being disingenuous.
433
00:24:40,103 --> 00:24:41,313
We need you to close.
434
00:24:42,689 --> 00:24:43,523
Me?
435
00:24:45,108 --> 00:24:46,109
Hmm.
436
00:24:51,031 --> 00:24:52,616
(sighs)
Thing is...
437
00:24:53,700 --> 00:24:56,453
Shirley I-I don't really do that.
438
00:24:57,120 --> 00:24:58,705
I'm more about...
439
00:24:59,873 --> 00:25:01,166
effect.
440
00:25:03,001 --> 00:25:06,838
This is a big client
who's responsible for awarding this firm
441
00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:08,548
many government contracts.
442
00:25:10,175 --> 00:25:12,302
We need you to pull this out.
443
00:25:13,136 --> 00:25:17,724
(hesitating)
The thing about closing, Shirley, is...
444
00:25:20,268 --> 00:25:23,438
Too many words. I-I can't remember…
445
00:25:27,442 --> 00:25:28,527
Mad cow.
446
00:25:30,070 --> 00:25:32,072
You don't have to remember words, Denny.
447
00:25:34,157 --> 00:25:37,118
This is about assault weapons.
448
00:25:37,911 --> 00:25:39,704
Just speak from your heart.
449
00:25:40,330 --> 00:25:41,373
This is about…
450
00:25:43,291 --> 00:25:44,209
what's dear.
451
00:25:44,292 --> 00:25:46,253
(solemn music playing)
452
00:25:55,762 --> 00:25:57,806
(downbeat music playing)
453
00:26:09,192 --> 00:26:10,360
ALAN: Now, what are you doing?
454
00:26:12,612 --> 00:26:14,656
Shirley asked me to close.
455
00:26:15,365 --> 00:26:18,743
I need more time to prepare.
I really… I can't just...
456
00:26:18,827 --> 00:26:19,661
(sighs)
457
00:26:20,620 --> 00:26:21,788
So I'm copying yours.
458
00:26:23,164 --> 00:26:24,666
What do you mean you're copying mine?
459
00:26:24,749 --> 00:26:25,709
You're closing.
460
00:26:26,251 --> 00:26:27,794
It's good stuff. Do you write it?
461
00:26:29,045 --> 00:26:31,506
-You can't just copy my closing.
-DENNY: Why not?
462
00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:33,466
We're on the same team.
Don't be such a girl.
463
00:26:33,550 --> 00:26:35,885
Denny, we have completely different cases.
464
00:26:35,969 --> 00:26:38,555
So what?
It's not like the jury really listens.
465
00:26:39,639 --> 00:26:41,474
Are you out of your mind?
466
00:26:47,272 --> 00:26:48,189
What's the matter?
467
00:26:51,026 --> 00:26:52,193
I'm afraid.
468
00:26:52,277 --> 00:26:54,237
(somber music playing)
469
00:26:54,321 --> 00:26:55,238
Afraid of what?
470
00:26:58,658 --> 00:26:59,743
Hey...
471
00:27:01,202 --> 00:27:03,038
-You're Denny Crane.
-No, I'm not.
472
00:27:05,915 --> 00:27:07,250
That's somebody I used to be.
473
00:27:09,461 --> 00:27:10,754
Can you believe the irony?
474
00:27:13,131 --> 00:27:16,718
All I ever really wanted to do
was to rise up one day
475
00:27:16,801 --> 00:27:21,097
and deliver the big summation
on behalf of…
476
00:27:21,181 --> 00:27:22,557
A gun.
477
00:27:22,891 --> 00:27:25,518
And now the day finally comes.
478
00:27:27,854 --> 00:27:29,147
And I'm afraid.
479
00:27:32,233 --> 00:27:34,152
The day will be here tomorrow, my friend.
480
00:27:34,986 --> 00:27:36,363
And you won't be afraid.
481
00:27:36,446 --> 00:27:39,366
You know why? You're still Denny Crane.
482
00:27:40,784 --> 00:27:42,160
This I know.
483
00:27:48,792 --> 00:27:50,960
I'm not suggesting
you give him your underwear.
484
00:27:51,044 --> 00:27:53,755
-Ugh. Yes, you are. Garrett.
-I'm not.
485
00:27:53,838 --> 00:27:55,715
I'm saying put these on and, uh...
486
00:27:56,341 --> 00:27:57,425
You're as sick as he is!
487
00:27:57,509 --> 00:27:59,177
-Sara, if this guy reveals…
-Where is he?
488
00:28:00,470 --> 00:28:01,596
Waiting in the lobby.
489
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:03,390
(thrilling music playing)
490
00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:08,520
(thrilling music intensifies)
491
00:28:16,236 --> 00:28:17,612
Reverend.
492
00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:19,447
Sara.
493
00:28:19,531 --> 00:28:22,283
You're not getting any of my apparel,
Reverend.
494
00:28:22,367 --> 00:28:25,120
If you want to tell my superiors
about our little sting, then do it,
495
00:28:25,203 --> 00:28:28,289
knowing the consequences
will be far worse for you than for me.
496
00:28:28,373 --> 00:28:31,209
One sniff, right here. I'll walk away.
497
00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:36,589
One more slap,
we can call the whole matter settled.
498
00:28:38,425 --> 00:28:40,385
(epic music playing)
499
00:28:48,393 --> 00:28:49,394
Sweet.
500
00:28:49,477 --> 00:28:51,980
(upbeat music)
501
00:28:56,693 --> 00:28:59,654
There was no self defense
or defense of others here.
502
00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:02,782
I'm not going to waste time
telling you something you already know.
503
00:29:04,659 --> 00:29:08,830
The defendant simply made a decision,
a reflective one,
504
00:29:08,913 --> 00:29:11,624
that Bernard Ferrion
should no longer be among the living.
505
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,585
Two whacks to the back of the head.
506
00:29:14,502 --> 00:29:18,256
Whether Catherine Piper
was playing an executioner or God,
507
00:29:18,339 --> 00:29:20,467
she committed murder.
508
00:29:21,551 --> 00:29:24,846
Law and order isn't simply
something found on television
509
00:29:24,929 --> 00:29:25,889
four nights a week.
510
00:29:26,681 --> 00:29:29,976
Our integrity as a people
is inextricably bound up
511
00:29:30,059 --> 00:29:32,562
with the idea
that we are a nation of laws.
512
00:29:33,271 --> 00:29:36,483
You, as jurors,
took an oath to uphold the law.
513
00:29:39,486 --> 00:29:44,657
In a time when we as Americans
are increasingly labeled
514
00:29:44,741 --> 00:29:46,451
as a "Might makes right" society,
515
00:29:47,327 --> 00:29:52,916
I sincerely hope,
for our legacy as a moral society,
516
00:29:53,833 --> 00:29:56,044
you choose to honor that oath.
517
00:30:06,763 --> 00:30:08,389
I certainly hope you're good.
518
00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:19,609
In 2003,
we had 16,500 murders in this country.
519
00:30:19,692 --> 00:30:22,570
Sixty-two hundred went unsolved.
520
00:30:23,363 --> 00:30:25,615
On another 4,000, we made arrests.
521
00:30:25,698 --> 00:30:27,242
The defendants eventually went free.
522
00:30:27,325 --> 00:30:29,786
We don't catch killers in this country.
523
00:30:30,662 --> 00:30:35,250
Since 1960, 200,000 murders
have gone unsolved.
524
00:30:35,333 --> 00:30:38,962
Forget about the ones where we just failed
to convict for 200,000. We were baffled.
525
00:30:39,921 --> 00:30:41,965
Ask me. We could use
a few more vigilantes.
526
00:30:42,048 --> 00:30:45,510
Now, you swing that skillet
at your own risk, I grant you.
527
00:30:45,593 --> 00:30:48,137
Kill an innocent person,
off to prison you should go.
528
00:30:48,638 --> 00:30:50,849
But Catherine Piper didn't do that.
529
00:30:51,683 --> 00:30:55,687
Catherine Piper tried law and order.
530
00:30:56,771 --> 00:30:58,815
She was scared for her life.
531
00:30:58,898 --> 00:31:01,609
She did fear for the safety of others.
532
00:31:02,277 --> 00:31:04,737
And in the heat of that fear,
she swung that skillet,
533
00:31:04,821 --> 00:31:07,866
accomplishing in the process
something the police couldn't.
534
00:31:07,949 --> 00:31:09,826
She got the bad guy.
535
00:31:10,952 --> 00:31:14,873
Now I certainly don't want a society
where people start arbitrarily
536
00:31:14,956 --> 00:31:17,458
taking the law into their own hands.
I know you don't.
537
00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:20,712
But society certainly isn't safeguarded.
538
00:31:20,795 --> 00:31:25,383
Nor is it remotely benefited
by putting Catherine Piper in prison.
539
00:31:27,635 --> 00:31:31,306
Unlike the District Attorney,
I don't think we're a country
540
00:31:31,389 --> 00:31:37,604
inextricably bound up with law and order
or some national integrity.
541
00:31:38,229 --> 00:31:41,566
I like to think we're… a people.
542
00:31:43,651 --> 00:31:46,112
Mostly about humanity.
543
00:31:48,114 --> 00:31:51,826
And humanity... isn't about
544
00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:55,204
the right to trumpet moral superiority.
545
00:31:56,497 --> 00:31:57,665
Humanity...
546
00:32:00,043 --> 00:32:01,711
is about compassion.
547
00:32:03,796 --> 00:32:05,381
Even forgiveness.
548
00:32:07,300 --> 00:32:10,303
Catherine Piper, in all her fear,
549
00:32:10,386 --> 00:32:15,099
reacted in a very… human way.
550
00:32:16,935 --> 00:32:18,102
She's here now...
551
00:32:19,896 --> 00:32:21,481
asking you to do the same.
552
00:32:22,482 --> 00:32:24,525
(soft music playing)
553
00:32:41,918 --> 00:32:43,586
I thought you'd be better.
554
00:32:53,346 --> 00:32:55,473
-Where the hell is he?
-ALAN: I don't know.
555
00:32:55,556 --> 00:32:57,225
The last time we spoke, he seemed…
556
00:32:57,308 --> 00:32:59,268
He's supposed to be here closing.
557
00:32:59,352 --> 00:33:00,645
I'll call him on his cell phone.
558
00:33:00,728 --> 00:33:03,189
-But Shirley...
-The other side has started.
559
00:33:03,272 --> 00:33:05,191
You may have to do this yourself.
560
00:33:05,274 --> 00:33:07,151
Denny's feet seemed a little frozen.
561
00:33:07,235 --> 00:33:10,154
Oh, my God.
562
00:33:14,617 --> 00:33:16,494
-Denny's missing.
-CATHERINE: I heard.
563
00:33:19,664 --> 00:33:21,582
How long does a jury deliberate?
564
00:33:21,666 --> 00:33:24,419
-There's no rule.
-But it could be today?
565
00:33:25,420 --> 00:33:27,714
The judge said he'll keep them
until ten o'clock tonight.
566
00:33:31,801 --> 00:33:33,094
Alan.
567
00:33:33,177 --> 00:33:35,555
Whatever happens, thank you.
568
00:33:35,638 --> 00:33:36,723
I mean that.
569
00:33:38,516 --> 00:33:41,227
Barretta said that to his attorney.
Brought him luck.
570
00:33:48,735 --> 00:33:50,987
Like Congressman Jacobs says,
571
00:33:51,070 --> 00:33:54,657
everybody wants the ban
on assault weapons.
572
00:33:54,741 --> 00:33:56,242
The Democrats, the Republicans,
573
00:33:56,325 --> 00:33:59,829
the police, 78% of the public.
574
00:34:00,663 --> 00:34:05,043
And yet we don't have it. Why?
575
00:34:05,668 --> 00:34:08,421
The Senate majority leader has said,
and I quote,
576
00:34:08,504 --> 00:34:13,051
"The will of the American people
is consistent with letting it expire."
577
00:34:14,135 --> 00:34:17,472
Is that consistent with your will?
With yours?
578
00:34:19,182 --> 00:34:21,225
What the hell is going on here?
579
00:34:22,185 --> 00:34:26,147
The NRA has them all terrified!
580
00:34:27,148 --> 00:34:29,233
How powerful is this lobby?
581
00:34:31,152 --> 00:34:34,238
Senator Kerry,
in his bid to get elected president,
582
00:34:35,156 --> 00:34:39,160
was advised that he had to go out
and shoot an animal
583
00:34:39,786 --> 00:34:41,496
and to be photographed doing so.
584
00:34:42,997 --> 00:34:45,041
He's a windsurfer, for God's sake!
585
00:34:47,710 --> 00:34:50,755
Well, enough... is enough.
586
00:34:51,547 --> 00:34:55,968
It is time to start holding
Congress accountable.
587
00:34:56,052 --> 00:35:00,640
Thirty thousand deaths by firearms
every year in this country,
588
00:35:00,723 --> 00:35:03,810
and we can't ban assault weapons?
589
00:35:03,893 --> 00:35:09,315
People need them
for personal protection? To hunt?
590
00:35:10,650 --> 00:35:15,363
And now, we actually have legislation
pending in Washington
591
00:35:15,446 --> 00:35:19,075
that will literally shield
the gun manufacturers
592
00:35:19,158 --> 00:35:22,703
from being sued, even for negligence.
593
00:35:22,787 --> 00:35:26,749
We can sue doctors, big tobacco, asbestos,
594
00:35:26,833 --> 00:35:30,128
but the gun industry
gets its own special legislation
595
00:35:30,211 --> 00:35:32,755
granting them immunity.
596
00:35:35,007 --> 00:35:39,554
What the hell is going on?
597
00:35:40,179 --> 00:35:43,516
Where are our elected officials?
598
00:35:45,518 --> 00:35:49,397
This one vowed to fight the gun industry.
599
00:35:50,189 --> 00:35:54,443
Took campaign contributions
on the promise that he would.
600
00:35:55,278 --> 00:35:58,114
And what did Alex not get in return?
601
00:35:58,739 --> 00:36:00,700
His 16-year-old nephew...
602
00:36:01,909 --> 00:36:06,539
while buying a quart of milk,
was mowed down...
603
00:36:07,665 --> 00:36:11,586
by two AK-47s.
604
00:36:29,020 --> 00:36:31,814
-You want to take it?
-It's all yours.
605
00:36:33,900 --> 00:36:34,775
DENNY: Denny Crane!
606
00:36:35,359 --> 00:36:37,612
(patriotic stinger playing)
607
00:36:37,695 --> 00:36:41,532
Mr. Crane, we do not allow firearms
in the courtroom.
608
00:36:41,616 --> 00:36:43,618
Oh, it's just a prop , Judge. It's not...
609
00:36:43,701 --> 00:36:45,536
-(gunshot fires)
-(crowd screaming)
610
00:36:46,537 --> 00:36:47,371
…loaded.
611
00:36:50,374 --> 00:36:51,459
(ceiling cracking)
612
00:36:52,126 --> 00:36:54,420
(indistinct background chatter)
613
00:36:55,087 --> 00:36:56,339
Apologies.
614
00:36:58,174 --> 00:36:59,967
(crowd yelping)
615
00:37:05,973 --> 00:37:07,516
It was the shot heard round the world.
616
00:37:08,726 --> 00:37:09,894
DENNY: Remember?
617
00:37:10,436 --> 00:37:12,772
Not the punch, not the, uh, stabbing.
618
00:37:14,899 --> 00:37:19,904
It was a shot to rally the Minutemen
to defeat the Redcoats at Lexington.
619
00:37:21,572 --> 00:37:23,324
This nation began with a gun.
620
00:37:23,407 --> 00:37:24,700
Will go down with a gun.
621
00:37:25,243 --> 00:37:27,954
Or maybe, if we have them...
622
00:37:29,538 --> 00:37:30,665
won't go down at all.
623
00:37:33,209 --> 00:37:34,710
Let me tell you about assault weapons.
624
00:37:35,336 --> 00:37:39,548
The FBI now reports that terrorists
are coming to America to get them
625
00:37:39,632 --> 00:37:41,801
because it's easier to procure them here.
626
00:37:42,635 --> 00:37:48,015
Now I ask you, how can we
supply terrorists with AK-47s...
627
00:37:48,975 --> 00:37:50,434
and not give them to our own people?
628
00:37:51,227 --> 00:37:53,688
That may sound crazy, but...
(stutters)
629
00:37:53,771 --> 00:37:56,607
…part of being an American
in the Wild West was we came armed.
630
00:37:56,983 --> 00:37:58,484
It's in the Bill of Sale for God's sake.
631
00:37:58,567 --> 00:38:00,152
(whispering)
Bill of Rights.
632
00:38:01,404 --> 00:38:02,405
DENNY: In our national anthem,
633
00:38:02,488 --> 00:38:05,157
we've got bombs bursting in air
for God's sake.
634
00:38:05,866 --> 00:38:08,286
We drive around with our shotguns
on the outside of our pickup
635
00:38:08,369 --> 00:38:10,371
so the neighbors will see 'em. And...
636
00:38:12,248 --> 00:38:14,375
nobody talks about this out loud,
of course,
637
00:38:14,458 --> 00:38:16,002
but things might have
turned out differently
638
00:38:16,085 --> 00:38:21,382
for the nephew of the plaintiff
if he had had his own automatic weapon.
639
00:38:24,218 --> 00:38:26,804
First sound of democracy
came from a gun like this one.
640
00:38:27,388 --> 00:38:30,266
And that's why...
641
00:38:30,349 --> 00:38:33,644
the ban on assault weapons
has been allowed to lapse.
642
00:38:34,228 --> 00:38:36,063
It's all about our basic civil rights.
643
00:38:37,064 --> 00:38:40,318
It's about democracy. It's about freedom.
644
00:38:40,401 --> 00:38:43,279
("Battle Hymn of the Republic" playing)
645
00:38:46,741 --> 00:38:47,616
Denny Crane.
646
00:39:03,424 --> 00:39:06,218
Mr. Foreman,
has the jury reached a verdict?
647
00:39:06,302 --> 00:39:08,304
-We have, Your Honor.
-JUDGE HARRY: How say you?
648
00:39:08,971 --> 00:39:11,140
FOREMAN: In the matter
of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts
649
00:39:11,223 --> 00:39:12,850
versus Catherine Piper
650
00:39:12,933 --> 00:39:14,810
on the charge of murder
in the first degree,
651
00:39:14,894 --> 00:39:17,229
we, the jury, find the defendant...
652
00:39:19,273 --> 00:39:21,484
-Is it so much to remember?
-(shushes)
653
00:39:22,485 --> 00:39:23,319
Not guilty.
654
00:39:24,153 --> 00:39:25,446
JUDGE HARRY:
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
655
00:39:25,529 --> 00:39:26,697
-we thank you for your service.
-Oh, thank God.
656
00:39:26,781 --> 00:39:28,074
-Amen.
-JUDGE HARRY: You are dismissed.
657
00:39:29,408 --> 00:39:31,327
I think… I think...
658
00:39:31,410 --> 00:39:33,245
I think I might actually cry.
659
00:39:33,329 --> 00:39:35,873
(chuckles)
I would have if I'd have been guilty.
660
00:39:35,956 --> 00:39:37,249
JUDGE HARRY: Mrs. Piper.
661
00:39:37,833 --> 00:39:38,834
You are free to go.
662
00:39:39,502 --> 00:39:41,629
-Court is adjourned.
-Congratulations, Catherine.
663
00:39:41,712 --> 00:39:43,047
Thank you.
664
00:39:43,923 --> 00:39:46,759
You know, in all the time
I've known you, Alan,
665
00:39:46,842 --> 00:39:49,303
I don't think I've ever hugged you.
666
00:39:49,387 --> 00:39:50,679
We need to fix that.
667
00:39:51,514 --> 00:39:52,390
(chuckling)
668
00:39:52,473 --> 00:39:54,016
(tender music playing)
669
00:39:54,100 --> 00:39:54,934
CATHERINE: Oh.
670
00:39:56,102 --> 00:39:58,104
(Catherine breathing deeply)
671
00:40:04,860 --> 00:40:06,862
-DENNY: Was it thrilling?
-It actually was.
672
00:40:06,946 --> 00:40:10,866
With all the battles we fight,
we don't often get to wage them
673
00:40:10,950 --> 00:40:13,828
on behalf of people
we genuinely care about.
674
00:40:13,911 --> 00:40:17,456
And you? To be able to walk into court
dressed as the mascot
675
00:40:17,540 --> 00:40:20,292
-for the New England Patriots.
-Super Bowl champion Patriots.
676
00:40:20,418 --> 00:40:23,212
Alan, I was good in there.
I can't be sure,
677
00:40:23,295 --> 00:40:25,339
but in the middle, I think I actually felt
678
00:40:25,423 --> 00:40:26,674
smoke coming out of my ass.
679
00:40:26,757 --> 00:40:27,925
I have no doubt.
680
00:40:28,008 --> 00:40:29,176
SHIRLEY: Boys.
681
00:40:29,844 --> 00:40:30,719
Any word?
682
00:40:31,178 --> 00:40:34,723
Jury's still out, which... is a miracle.
683
00:40:36,142 --> 00:40:37,560
Denny, your...
684
00:40:37,643 --> 00:40:40,938
your closing was nothing
short of… unbelievable.
685
00:40:42,022 --> 00:40:43,149
Thank you.
686
00:40:43,232 --> 00:40:46,152
We might actually have a chance
of winning this, although...
687
00:40:46,235 --> 00:40:47,528
Well, you heard me say miracle.
688
00:40:48,112 --> 00:40:50,156
I-I just wanted to say that...
689
00:40:51,490 --> 00:40:54,952
you intermittently made sense
in there, and...
690
00:40:55,035 --> 00:40:56,579
You'll have sex with me.
691
00:40:56,662 --> 00:40:57,955
Come on.
692
00:40:58,664 --> 00:40:59,748
At least pet the musket.
693
00:40:59,832 --> 00:41:00,791
(chuckling)
694
00:41:00,875 --> 00:41:02,334
I have a dinner.
695
00:41:03,169 --> 00:41:06,881
But because you've been so good...
696
00:41:08,841 --> 00:41:10,468
-(whispering) Denny Crane.
-Whoo!
697
00:41:12,011 --> 00:41:12,845
(whispers)
A quickie.
698
00:41:13,846 --> 00:41:15,389
Nothing for my musket?
699
00:41:15,890 --> 00:41:17,099
Another time.
700
00:41:19,518 --> 00:41:20,436
DENNY: Hmm.
701
00:41:22,438 --> 00:41:23,689
Alan, you were right.
702
00:41:23,772 --> 00:41:26,400
I still am Denny Crane. I've still got it.
703
00:41:27,443 --> 00:41:30,279
And I've decided
for my New Year's resolution,
704
00:41:30,362 --> 00:41:31,572
I'm going to remember that.
705
00:41:32,573 --> 00:41:35,201
-What's your resolution?
-It's October.
706
00:41:38,037 --> 00:41:39,079
And that's a watch.
707
00:41:41,290 --> 00:41:43,501
October's not too late
to make a resolution.
708
00:41:43,584 --> 00:41:44,793
You don't have any.
709
00:41:46,003 --> 00:41:49,798
Mine would be to appreciate
my friends every single day
710
00:41:50,341 --> 00:41:51,759
and catch more fish.
711
00:41:51,842 --> 00:41:54,303
Speaking of which,
the rumor appears to be true.
712
00:41:54,386 --> 00:41:55,638
They're catching them up on Common Way.
713
00:41:55,721 --> 00:41:57,139
Then what the hell are we doing
on this balcony?
714
00:41:57,223 --> 00:41:58,057
Indeed.
715
00:41:58,140 --> 00:41:59,975
-Cheers, Denny.
-Cheers, my friend.
716
00:42:00,851 --> 00:42:02,853
("The Andy Griffith Theme" playing)
717
00:42:15,616 --> 00:42:16,909
(distant laughter)
718
00:42:42,017 --> 00:42:43,227
BRAD: Next on Boston Legal.
719
00:42:43,310 --> 00:42:44,728
I've been Schmidt-canned!
720
00:42:44,812 --> 00:42:48,190
Can you tell me, Shirley, what possibly
occasioned you to fire my assistant?
721
00:42:48,274 --> 00:42:52,236
She went to the police to turn in a client
who she subsequently murdered.
722
00:42:52,319 --> 00:42:56,156
-The fire killed my wife.
-DENISE: The woman was terminally ill.
723
00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:59,034
Is the jury going to care
that her life was shortened by a few days?
724
00:42:59,118 --> 00:43:00,160
SHIRLEY: Lori Colson filed
725
00:43:00,244 --> 00:43:02,371
an internal complaint against you
for sexual harassment.
726
00:43:02,454 --> 00:43:04,081
SHIRLEY: You need to apologize to her.
727
00:43:04,164 --> 00:43:05,499
Take off your pants.
728
00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:07,918
You had sex tonight
with one of their paralegals?
729
00:43:08,002 --> 00:43:10,337
-Yes.
-Where do you think you are, Garrett?
730
00:43:10,421 --> 00:43:12,006
Do you think you're still in college?
731
00:43:15,050 --> 00:43:17,052
(theme music playing)
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