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(CROWD CHEERING)
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Yes, America is
stronger than ever.
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CROWD: Yeah!
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And you,
the people who put
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the First Lady and myself
in the White House
six short years ago,
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you made it
all possible!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Mr. President!
Mr. President!
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Do you sleep
in the nude?
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Mr. President,
do you sleep
in the nude?
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(LAUGHS)
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Well, I'd like to
answer that, Helen,
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but I'm afraid it might
embarrass Mrs. Williams.
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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Why? Doesn't she know?
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WILLIAMS: Oh, she knows.
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I just don't think
she wants you to know.
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All right, well...
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We need to move on now,
and put such concerns
behind us
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and get on with the job
that the American people
elected me to do.
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Mr. President!
Mr. President!
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What about the war
in Switzerland?
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When will you end
the senseless slaughter?
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(CHEERING CONTINUES)
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Mr. President!
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Thank you, LA!
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Mr. President!
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(WHOOSHING)
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(GRUNTS)
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Where are we?
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A hotel we probably
can't afford.
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Shouldn't we be getting
"frequent slider miles"
by now?
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How much time
do we have?
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DIANA: A shade
under two days.
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Plenty of time
for a little R&R.
(CROWD CLAMORING)
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Hey, what's that
all about?
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Probably
one of my doubles
finishing up a song.
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(LAUGHING)
Yeah, right.
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Hey, you never know.
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Before you guys
hooked up with me
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I met a Rembrandt Brown
who was an Elvis
on his world.
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MAGGIE: Okay, Remmy.
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No kidding.
They even had
Remmy impersonators.
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DIANA: Yeah. (LAUGHS)
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(CROWD CLAMORING)
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(CAMERAS CLICKING)
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(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
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Sorry.
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Well, did I get
your vote?
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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(REPORTERS CLAMORING)
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Stay back!
Stay back!
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REMBRANDT:
What if you found a portal
to a parallel universe?
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What if you could slide into
a thousand different worlds
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where it's the same year
and you're the same person,
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but everything else
is different?
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And what if you can't
find your way home?
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ETHEREAL VOICE: Sliders.
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MAN ON TV:
Faced with back-to-back
identical snacks...
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How many people
can say they just ran
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into the President
of the United States?
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Please...
I just want to forget
it happened.
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Not much chance
of that.
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What?
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Give me that!
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How did they get
the paper out so fast?
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We've only been
here for a few hours.
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It's not just
the paper...
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If you're just
joining us,
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we're bringing you
continuing coverage
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of the President's apparent
extra-marital affair.
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Oh, give me a break!
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Our resident psychologist
has tentatively diagnosed
the President
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as having
a sexual addiction.
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Remmy!
(SWITCHING CHANNEL)
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WOMAN 1 ON TV:
And it has been confirmed
that President Williams
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had been seeing
the young woman...
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MAN 1 ON TV: Not known
how long the romance has
been going on,
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but insiders say...
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WOMAN 2 ON TV:
Our unseasonably hot and
steamy weather forecast...
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Leave it there.
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WOMAN 2 ON TV: But first,
more on the President's
hot and steamy affair!
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(GRUNTS)
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(LAUGHS)
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I think you and the Prez
make a pretty cute couple,
if you ask me.
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I didn't ask you.
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What kind of
a place is this?
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It's like Tabloid World.
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Listen to
these headlines...
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"Baseball hunk
strikes out with starlet
but loses 30 pounds."
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(SCOFFS)
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"Image of Virgin Mary
appears in slice
of marble rye,
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"thousands make
pilgrimage."
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And this is The Herald!
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Well, I'd love to
see what they print
in the rags.
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I think I found one.
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"Stocks plunge
to record lows.
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"The Senate tables
health-care vote.
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"Heavy fighting continues
in Switzerland."
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This seems
to be real news.
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What is it?
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It's The Hawks Report.
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Put out by somebody
named Bobby Hawks.
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What was that
about fighting
in Switzerland?
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"Recent reports confirm
an escalation
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"with heavy casualties
in the war
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"between the United States
and the Swiss."
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Over what? Cheese?
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A Swatch embargo?
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(CHUCKLES)
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Apparently, Switzerland
was responsible
for a banking scandal
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that's led to
a worldwide depression.
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There's even a rumor
about ethnic cleansing
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in the French speaking
part of the country.
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Ethnic cleansing?
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Wait. The Swiss
have an army?
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I thought they just
had army knives.
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So what's the United States'
involvement?
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It doesn't say.
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This is from last week.
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I'd like to
see a current issue.
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Yeah. Maybe he's got
the real story on
the President's affair.
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(LAUGHING)
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WOMAN ON TV:
The President's apparent
extra-marital affair.
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The American public
seems fascinated
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by the President's
romantic involvement
with the mystery woman.
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Ah.
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I cannot believe they're
making such a big deal
out of...
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Out of nothing!
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SELA: Jeff, you know
there's nothing
they won't do
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to sell papers
or attract viewers.
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Well, you're right,
as usual, dear,
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(SIGHS) but this is
getting out of hand.
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Chuck, I want you
to quash this story
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before it goes
any further.
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That may not be
our best bet,
Mr. President.
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As weird as it sounds,
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this sex scandal
might be a blessing
in disguise.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Well, it's a damn good
disguise!
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What are you
talking about?
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Well, sir,
if you've noticed,
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ever since
this story broke,
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nobody's been
paying attention
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to the situation
in Switzerland.
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That's true.
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So you're suggesting
that we...
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So long as we keep the people
in a feeding frenzy
over the scandal,
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no one's gonna care
what we do in Switzerland.
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Play it up
instead of down.
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Exactly, sir.
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I don't know, Chuck...
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That way we'd
be using the media,
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instead of
them using us.
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PIERSON: For a change.
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Hmm. Good point.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Hopefully,
this whole thing will
just blow over.
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I would just love to
have a couple of days
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in a normal world
doing normal stuff.
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I can't believe
how expensive
everything is here.
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Can I help you?
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Aren't you the President's
mystery woman?
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Ah. The whole thing
was a big mistake.
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Uh, yeah, this is
a big mistake,
all right,
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breaking up
a happy marriage.
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Shame on you!
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I am not having an affair
with the President!
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Can ya autograph
my newspaper?
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Right under the picture
of you and the President.
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I'm going back
to the hotel.
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Sorry.
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Hey, want me
to walk with you?
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Oh, that's okay.
You guys go have
a good time.
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I just need to be alone
for a little while.
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I'll catch up
with you guys later.
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Where are you goin'?
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Just havin'
a look around.
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He's a big boy.
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Yeah. But he's
still new at this.
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Oh, let him have
a little fun.
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Hey, you wanna
check out HDTV
on this world?
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Yeah.
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(TYPING ON KEYBOARD)
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If you don't like
what I write,
don't read it.
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Nobody's forcing you.
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But I do like
what you write.
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You sure you're
in the right place?
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Do you publish
The Hawks Report?
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Yeah.
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Then I got
the right place.
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This is a joke, right?
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Bernie Shaw send you?
Somebody at The Herald?
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Nobody sent me.
I'm interested in
what you do.
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Um...
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Um...
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Please, Mr...
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You can
call me Mallory.
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Call me Bobby.
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Okay, Bobby.
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Uh, doesn't anybody care
about real news?
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(LAUGHS)
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Well, let's just say
they're easily distracted.
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And you?
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I like hard news.
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Right now I'm online
with a compatriot
in Chicago.
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We have a sort of
loose network of
people around the world
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that share information
on issues that are just
a little more important
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than who is sleeping
with whom.
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And which soap star
is really an alien.
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Like the war
in Switzerland.
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Yeah.
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Well, what's
the story there?
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I thought you said
you read my stuff.
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When I can
get a hold of it.
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Otherwise I'm stuck
with "clown news."
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Ha. I understand.
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Okay. Well,
the Swiss President,
Marcel Vache,
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affectionately known
as the Butcher of Bern,
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he started the whole thing
by nationalizing Swiss banks,
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putting the world
into a massive
economic crisis.
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But how'd the US
get involved?
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Well, you really
are interested.
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President Williams,
he couldn't get approval
from Congress or the UN,
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so he just went ahead
and sent in ground troops,
hoping to stabilize things.
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I can understand
his concern,
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but is it really worth it
risking all those lives
in an undeclared war?
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I wish more people
felt that way.
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I don't see how
they could ignore it.
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Well, first off, they think
that I'm a crackpot who
makes this stuff up.
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(SNIFFS)
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(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)
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Now, I am a crackpot.
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But the news is real.
Do you want some?
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Uh, no.
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Now, second,
even if they did
believe me,
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they would still be
more interested
in dirty laundry.
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Take this affair business.
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Now, I got a theory
about that.
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Which is?
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A source in Geneva says
that our side is actually
losing the war.
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And the rumor is
we're about to use
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some kind of
illegal weapon.
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Well, how does that tie in
with the scandal?
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Hmm. Well, I think
the President's affair
is being played up
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to keep people distracted
from his real problems
overseas.
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Could be.
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You want a piece
of inside info?
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What's that?
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The President's affair
is a fake.
252
00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:25,812
There's no relationship
with that woman.
253
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,248
How do you know that?
254
00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:30,383
Because I was there
when it happened.
255
00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,085
I know the woman
in question.
256
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,189
Um...
257
00:12:38,825 --> 00:12:40,226
Don't move.
258
00:12:44,130 --> 00:12:47,734
Um, okay, Mallory...
259
00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:57,811
Oh, come on, guys,
I'm goin' stir crazy here.
260
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,780
(SIGHS)
(SWITCHES ON TV)
261
00:13:00,814 --> 00:13:02,549
WOMAN ON TV: We have
a report coming in
from Tony Jacobs
262
00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:04,050
on the scene
in Pacoima.
263
00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:06,052
White House sources
have released the name
264
00:13:06,052 --> 00:13:08,455
of the President's
alleged mystery woman.
265
00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:11,157
She is evidently
a Maggie Beckett.
266
00:13:11,191 --> 00:13:13,360
And she lives here
in the Southland
267
00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:16,830
at the Cajero
Mobile Home Park
and Campground.
268
00:13:16,863 --> 00:13:18,865
Yes, Ann,
I'm here in Pacoima
269
00:13:18,898 --> 00:13:21,835
at the address
we were given
just moments ago.
270
00:13:21,868 --> 00:13:23,136
(DOG BARKING)
271
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,339
Oh, give me a break.
272
00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:28,808
What do you want?
This some kinda contest?
(CHILDREN PLAYING)
273
00:13:28,842 --> 00:13:31,344
I'm Tony Jacobs of GNN.
274
00:13:31,378 --> 00:13:33,279
Are you Maggie Beckett?
275
00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:36,383
Do I have to
buy any magazines?
276
00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:38,451
No, ma'am.
The White House
has named you
277
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:42,389
as the woman
currently having an affair
with President Williams.
278
00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:43,523
The what house?
279
00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:45,191
(DOG BARKING)
280
00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:46,693
Martha Lou put
that dog down.
281
00:13:47,894 --> 00:13:49,963
I know, honey,
but he don't
like the hat.
282
00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:52,332
MARTHA LOU: I know, Mom.
We're just having fun.
283
00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:54,634
I'm sorry.
Now, what's this
about the President?
284
00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:57,303
We had some information
that you might
be the person
285
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:58,872
having an illicit affair
with the President,
286
00:13:58,905 --> 00:14:02,742
but obviously,
you're not the right
Maggie Beckett.
287
00:14:02,776 --> 00:14:04,644
This is Tony Jacobs
in Pacoima
288
00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:07,147
sending it back
to you at GNN central.
289
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,515
Wait a minute.
290
00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:10,150
How the hell
do you know
I'm not seein' him?
291
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,851
Hmm?
292
00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:13,820
It's not like I can't
get myself any dates,
right?(CHUCKLES)
293
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,155
I'm sorry, ma'am.
294
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,923
Hey, come back here.
295
00:14:16,956 --> 00:14:19,592
You want a story?
Hey, mister,
I'll give you a story.
296
00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:21,061
(DOG BARKING)
297
00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:23,830
I said put that
damn dog down!
298
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,265
(SWITCHES OFF TV)
Give me a break.
299
00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:27,233
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
300
00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:29,069
It's about time!
301
00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:34,074
Good afternoon.
We represent the President
of the United States.
302
00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:35,842
Okay. We are not
having an affair.
303
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,077
We know.
304
00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:38,345
You know?
Of course.
305
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:39,746
Mind if we come in?
306
00:14:39,779 --> 00:14:40,947
Sure.
307
00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:45,251
Miss Beckett, you're in
a unique position to
serve your country.
308
00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:46,286
How do you know
my name?
309
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:48,888
It's what I do.
310
00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:52,125
We realize that
this is all an innocent
misunderstanding.
311
00:14:52,158 --> 00:14:53,693
Well, why don't
you tell that
to the press?
312
00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:55,495
I'm afraid we can't
just now.
313
00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:58,098
In the meantime,
we'd like you to
come with us.
314
00:14:58,098 --> 00:14:59,532
The President needs you.
315
00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:02,068
Well, he can need
somebody else 'cause
I'm just passing through.
316
00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:04,170
Nobody turns down
a Presidential request.
317
00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:08,908
Well, I guess then
I'm that nobody.
318
00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:11,344
In that case,
this is not a request.
319
00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:21,554
Shall we?
320
00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:26,192
(DOOR OPENS)
321
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,174
Never leave
the door unlocked.
322
00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:45,078
You don't know
what might come
slithering in.
323
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:47,480
Yeah. Like us.
324
00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:53,086
Maggie?
325
00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:57,590
Maggie?
326
00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:10,236
(WOMAN SPEAKING ON TV)
327
00:16:18,845 --> 00:16:19,879
Any luck?
328
00:16:19,913 --> 00:16:21,381
No. You?
329
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:24,351
When did you
last see her?
330
00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:26,619
Same time you did when
she headed back here.
331
00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,121
Where'd you go anyway?
332
00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:30,223
I hooked up
with this guy, Hawks.
333
00:16:30,256 --> 00:16:33,059
He publishes
that paper I found
in the room.
334
00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:36,629
I told him this whole
affair with the President
is a fake.
335
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:38,732
Well, big deal.
Nobody reads him anyway.
336
00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:41,735
So, what do we do now?
337
00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:45,105
Well, we hang tight
right here.
338
00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:46,639
Slider's Rule Number 2A.
339
00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,808
If you don't know
what to do,
do nothing,
340
00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:50,210
but do it at the hotel.
341
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,146
(SIGHS)
342
00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:55,715
We still have plenty
of time left.
343
00:16:55,749 --> 00:16:58,585
And she knows
when we slide,
she'll be back.
344
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:02,288
Could I buy you a drink?
345
00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:12,832
Remember,
you're havin'
a great time.
346
00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:15,035
Oh, is that what
I'm having?
347
00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:17,303
If you could be
just a little more
cooperative.
348
00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:18,838
If you could just
let me outta here.
349
00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:30,450
You know, this is just as
awkward for me as it is
for you, Miss Beckett.
350
00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:32,285
Wanna bet?
351
00:17:32,318 --> 00:17:34,354
No, really,
posing for these
fake photographs,
352
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,856
it's...it's not my idea.
353
00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:39,959
But, well,
circumstances...
354
00:17:42,629 --> 00:17:46,599
I really do apologize
for putting you
through all this.
355
00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:49,135
You were, after all,
just an innocent bystander.
356
00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:52,072
Okay.
357
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:55,608
Perfect. Hold that.
(CLICKS)
358
00:17:57,477 --> 00:17:59,446
Okay, we need one
over on the sofa.
359
00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:07,454
(SIGHS)
360
00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:10,824
Sir, let's pick up
the champagne glasses
and...
361
00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:13,660
Great.
362
00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:15,528
Propose a toast.
363
00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:19,532
Well,
I'll really be glad
when this is over.
364
00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:22,035
Tell me about it.
365
00:18:22,035 --> 00:18:23,036
(CAMERA CLICKS)
366
00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:25,472
PIERSON: Perfect.
367
00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:26,706
Okay. We can
take a break now
368
00:18:26,740 --> 00:18:28,308
and we'll check out
the exposures.
369
00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:35,248
So, this must not
be very easy for you,
either.
370
00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:37,050
I beg your pardon?
371
00:18:37,050 --> 00:18:39,619
Standing by your man
and all.
372
00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:43,056
Well, you're not
really having an affair
with my husband.
373
00:18:43,089 --> 00:18:44,457
(BOTH LAUGHING)
374
00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:46,659
Are you?
375
00:18:50,063 --> 00:18:52,298
Oh, of course not.
But everybody thinks
that we are,
376
00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:54,668
so it must put you
in an awkward position.
377
00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:55,835
That's all I meant.
378
00:18:57,671 --> 00:19:01,708
Yes. Well, uh,
I do appreciate
your concern.
379
00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:05,712
Now if you'll
excuse me, I'm...
380
00:19:19,459 --> 00:19:21,127
(COMPUTER BEEPING)
381
00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:28,868
Smart girl,
that Miss Beckett.
382
00:19:28,902 --> 00:19:30,804
Yes. Very perceptive.
383
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:33,273
We may have to
keep an eye on her.
384
00:19:35,241 --> 00:19:37,177
Okay, Mel,
do your stuff.
385
00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:49,322
Fine.
386
00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:52,058
People will think
this has been goin' on
for years.
387
00:19:52,092 --> 00:19:53,226
SELA: Ah.
388
00:20:02,469 --> 00:20:03,503
(LAUGHS)
389
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:05,338
And then the hot tub.
390
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,877
Mmm.
391
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:14,848
Mmm, looks like he's
enjoying himself
a little too much.
392
00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:22,589
SELA: Oh.
393
00:20:25,759 --> 00:20:27,427
Oh, yeah.
394
00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:29,796
As we bring you
brand-new exclusive photos
395
00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:32,465
of President Williams
and his mistress...
Whoa!
396
00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:33,733
MAN ON TV:
Uh, yes, Karen...
397
00:20:33,767 --> 00:20:35,602
That girl moves fast.
398
00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:38,838
You can see by the footage
just delivered to us that...
399
00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:43,276
That could be
a computer generated
image, you know.
400
00:20:43,309 --> 00:20:45,712
How do we know
it's not for real?
401
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:48,682
You were the one who
told the newspaper guy
that it was a fake.
402
00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:50,016
MALLORY:
It's a pretty good fake.
403
00:20:50,050 --> 00:20:53,653
MAN ON TV:
Here they are dallying
in a hot tub...
404
00:20:53,687 --> 00:20:55,121
Guys!
405
00:20:55,155 --> 00:20:56,356
Something's
goin' on here.
406
00:20:56,389 --> 00:21:00,060
She wouldn't
voluntarily get involved
in something like this.
407
00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:01,928
Okay, so what are
we looking at?
408
00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:05,865
Secret Service?
FBI? CIA?
409
00:21:05,899 --> 00:21:10,103
I think I know a way
we can be sure
about that picture.
410
00:21:10,136 --> 00:21:12,539
MALLORY: First off,
let's lose those black bars.
411
00:21:12,572 --> 00:21:14,074
Mallory!
What?
412
00:21:14,107 --> 00:21:16,509
Don't we need to
see the whole picture
to tell if it's not a fake?
413
00:21:18,345 --> 00:21:20,080
Well, it was
worth a shot.
414
00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:21,281
Can we blow up
the image?
415
00:21:21,314 --> 00:21:22,582
Sure.
416
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,951
Of course it depends on
if it's a rasterized image
or not.
417
00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:26,419
I mean,
if it's a bit map
like a TIFF,
418
00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:28,088
then it'll get dotty
if we blow it.
419
00:21:28,088 --> 00:21:29,389
Yeah, right.
And if it's a JPEG,
420
00:21:29,422 --> 00:21:31,391
it depends how
lossy it is.
Yep.
421
00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:32,492
I think they're in love.
422
00:21:33,593 --> 00:21:34,894
Oh, we are in luck.
423
00:21:34,928 --> 00:21:36,096
It's rasterized.
424
00:21:36,096 --> 00:21:37,364
What a relief.
425
00:21:37,397 --> 00:21:40,600
We can make this thing
into a billboard
and never lose res.
426
00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:42,369
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
There.
427
00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:44,738
What's that?
428
00:21:44,771 --> 00:21:47,107
It looks like
a champagne glass.
429
00:21:47,107 --> 00:21:49,142
Yeah, I see it.
A reflection.
430
00:21:49,175 --> 00:21:50,243
Yeah. Keep goin'.
431
00:21:50,276 --> 00:21:51,277
Okay, sure.
432
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:55,715
Looks like a table.
433
00:21:55,749 --> 00:21:57,117
Yeah, something's on it.
434
00:21:57,150 --> 00:21:59,786
Okay,
let's take a look...
435
00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:02,355
Okay,
that's as close as I can go
without losing resolution.
436
00:22:02,389 --> 00:22:03,390
It's a matchbook.
437
00:22:05,859 --> 00:22:07,827
"A.H."
438
00:22:07,861 --> 00:22:08,895
Somebody's initials?
439
00:22:08,928 --> 00:22:10,096
Yeah, it could be anybody.
440
00:22:10,130 --> 00:22:11,765
No, no,
it's the Ambassador Hotel.
441
00:22:12,232 --> 00:22:13,500
Are you sure?
442
00:22:13,533 --> 00:22:16,569
Yeah. I stole some towels
from them last year.
443
00:22:17,637 --> 00:22:19,072
I live on the cheap.
444
00:22:19,072 --> 00:22:20,907
Now, so this was taken
at the Ambassador.
445
00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:23,843
Right.
And your friend must be in
on this conspiracy,
446
00:22:23,877 --> 00:22:25,311
otherwise she wouldn't
be in the footage.
447
00:22:25,345 --> 00:22:27,080
She wouldn't
have any part of
any conspiracy.
448
00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:28,348
No. She'd never
go along with it.
449
00:22:28,381 --> 00:22:29,849
Is that her
in the picture?
450
00:22:32,218 --> 00:22:35,288
Well, whatever's goin' on,
we've got to get her,
and soon.
451
00:22:35,321 --> 00:22:37,090
You still think
she's at the hotel?
452
00:22:37,090 --> 00:22:39,526
And if she is,
how do we get
around security?
453
00:22:39,559 --> 00:22:41,294
You know, we're talkin'
Secret Service here.
454
00:22:41,327 --> 00:22:44,197
Well, I happen to be
a card-carrying member
of the press,
455
00:22:44,230 --> 00:22:47,100
although most people
would like to forget that.
456
00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:48,501
Um...
457
00:22:48,535 --> 00:22:50,303
And they are having
a press briefing
458
00:22:50,337 --> 00:22:53,106
before the President's
next stop, which is in...
459
00:22:53,139 --> 00:22:55,408
Anybody got the time?
460
00:22:55,442 --> 00:22:56,843
Twenty minutes.
461
00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:58,478
Look, you got any
spare credentials?
462
00:22:58,511 --> 00:23:00,747
Yeah. Yeah, uh...
(CLATTERING)
463
00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:02,382
Somewhere...
Yes, yes.
464
00:23:02,415 --> 00:23:04,317
Okay, I got
photographer's pass,
465
00:23:04,351 --> 00:23:06,453
assistant,
that sorta thing.
466
00:23:06,486 --> 00:23:08,321
Can I use this?
Yeah, yeah. Take it.
467
00:23:09,322 --> 00:23:11,591
Here, you get to
be the assistant.
468
00:23:13,093 --> 00:23:14,094
Okay.
469
00:23:18,231 --> 00:23:22,202
Yeah. I realize noxin gas
has been outlawed, General,
470
00:23:22,235 --> 00:23:23,737
but due to
our heavy casualties,
471
00:23:23,770 --> 00:23:26,573
the President emphasized
how imperative it is
472
00:23:26,606 --> 00:23:31,211
to finish this war
as quickly as possible,
and with honor well.
473
00:23:31,244 --> 00:23:33,480
Well, if noxin is
as effective as you say,
474
00:23:33,513 --> 00:23:35,815
we can't afford
not to use it.
475
00:23:35,849 --> 00:23:37,384
And what can
the UN do about it?
476
00:23:37,417 --> 00:23:41,588
Deplore our actions?
Register deep concern with
the tragic consequences?
477
00:23:41,621 --> 00:23:43,923
I think we can
live with that.
478
00:23:43,957 --> 00:23:46,526
And let me worry
about public opinion.
479
00:23:46,559 --> 00:23:49,329
I think we can
keep a lid on things
until after the fact.
480
00:23:49,362 --> 00:23:50,397
Right?
481
00:23:53,099 --> 00:23:54,401
(SIGHS)
482
00:23:55,702 --> 00:23:58,571
They always serve
Burgundy chicken
at these fund-raisers.
483
00:23:58,605 --> 00:24:00,907
I hate Burgundy chicken.
484
00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:03,376
And what is the name
of that governor?
485
00:24:03,410 --> 00:24:04,744
Hovington.
486
00:24:04,778 --> 00:24:08,114
Oh, uh, I really do
appreciate you putting up
487
00:24:08,148 --> 00:24:09,916
with all of this,
Miss Beckett.
488
00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:11,918
Well, thanks,
but it's not like
I had a choice.
489
00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:13,920
I was drafted.
490
00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:15,689
Well, from time to time,
we're all called upon
491
00:24:15,722 --> 00:24:18,758
to sacrifice
our private lives
for the public good.
492
00:24:18,792 --> 00:24:20,960
It's the price
of democracy.
493
00:24:21,061 --> 00:24:22,195
No hard feelings?
494
00:24:22,796 --> 00:24:25,298
Well, maybe one or two.
495
00:24:25,331 --> 00:24:26,332
Ah.
496
00:24:27,233 --> 00:24:28,935
I'll send you
an autographed picture
497
00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:31,438
or maybe an ashtray
from Air Force One.
498
00:24:32,072 --> 00:24:33,606
(PHONE RINGING)
499
00:24:35,875 --> 00:24:36,876
Yes?
500
00:24:37,477 --> 00:24:39,446
Right away.
501
00:24:39,479 --> 00:24:42,449
Sir, the reporters
are waiting for you
in the Sagebrush Room.
502
00:24:43,416 --> 00:24:44,918
Press conference.
503
00:24:44,951 --> 00:24:45,952
Thanks again.
504
00:24:46,319 --> 00:24:47,420
Bye.
505
00:24:53,927 --> 00:24:55,161
Well...
506
00:24:56,429 --> 00:24:59,466
Guess there's
no reason for me
to stick around either.
507
00:24:59,499 --> 00:25:00,700
Actually,
something has come up
508
00:25:00,734 --> 00:25:03,603
that will necessitate
your continued cooperation.
509
00:25:03,636 --> 00:25:06,539
The President said...
Never mind what
the President said.
510
00:25:06,573 --> 00:25:08,608
You're coming with us
to the next campaign stop.
511
00:25:08,641 --> 00:25:11,811
(LAUGHS)
Forget it, Chuckles.
I'm outta here.
512
00:25:16,483 --> 00:25:17,684
Or not.
513
00:25:22,822 --> 00:25:24,491
Watch it, Brutus.
514
00:25:44,077 --> 00:25:45,378
No window.
515
00:25:45,879 --> 00:25:46,980
(SIGHS)
516
00:26:05,231 --> 00:26:06,399
(GRUNTING)
517
00:26:20,747 --> 00:26:24,284
Hello. Yes, I'd like
an outside line, please.
518
00:26:24,317 --> 00:26:27,520
What do you mean
the President's lines
are secure?
519
00:26:28,455 --> 00:26:30,290
This is
the President's girlfriend.
520
00:26:30,323 --> 00:26:31,658
Hello?
521
00:26:31,691 --> 00:26:32,692
(EXCLAIMS)
522
00:26:41,101 --> 00:26:42,435
Oh, great.
523
00:26:43,103 --> 00:26:44,237
(SIGHS)
524
00:26:58,284 --> 00:27:01,354
SELA: Relax.
Chuck, you're too tense.
525
00:27:03,623 --> 00:27:06,092
Yeah, well,
it's a little hard
to relax
526
00:27:06,126 --> 00:27:08,228
after the stunt
that she just pulled.
527
00:27:08,261 --> 00:27:11,031
She gets out,
she could really
screw things up.
528
00:27:11,031 --> 00:27:12,599
That girl's
a loose cannon.
529
00:27:12,632 --> 00:27:15,335
Well, then I think
she's a cannon
that needs to be fired.
530
00:27:15,769 --> 00:27:16,870
Yeah.
531
00:27:20,740 --> 00:27:22,776
I'll get Kennedy to
take care of that.
532
00:27:22,809 --> 00:27:24,544
Hmm. Good idea.
533
00:27:27,580 --> 00:27:30,750
Oh, by the way,
really good work
on the nude photos.
534
00:27:30,784 --> 00:27:32,185
Yeah? Thanks.
You know?
535
00:27:32,218 --> 00:27:34,721
Yeah, I only wish Jeff
actually looked that good
under his clothes.
536
00:27:34,754 --> 00:27:35,822
(LAUGHS)
537
00:27:35,855 --> 00:27:38,258
Now, you,
on the other hand...
538
00:27:40,126 --> 00:27:41,294
Mmm.
539
00:27:46,633 --> 00:27:47,634
(DOOR OPENS)
540
00:27:49,602 --> 00:27:51,504
I'll just be a minute.
541
00:27:51,538 --> 00:27:54,841
Oh, that's okay.
I could use the company.
542
00:27:54,874 --> 00:27:56,876
Oh, my stars,
the President's girlfriend.
543
00:27:57,644 --> 00:27:59,212
I saw you on TV.
544
00:27:59,245 --> 00:28:00,513
Uh, no...
545
00:28:01,881 --> 00:28:04,351
Yeah, well,
you caught me,
guilty as charged.
546
00:28:04,384 --> 00:28:06,786
It must be so exciting.
What's he like?
547
00:28:06,820 --> 00:28:08,421
Very romantic, I bet.
548
00:28:08,455 --> 00:28:12,025
I mean, he is
the most powerful man
in the world and all.
549
00:28:14,794 --> 00:28:18,064
Yeah, um,
he's quite a guy.
550
00:28:23,770 --> 00:28:25,138
Excuse me.
551
00:28:31,911 --> 00:28:33,179
(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
552
00:28:43,056 --> 00:28:44,124
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
553
00:28:44,157 --> 00:28:45,325
(DOOR OPENS)
554
00:29:07,547 --> 00:29:09,082
Shouldn't you be
making your rounds?
555
00:29:09,115 --> 00:29:12,085
I think Shaw and I
can handle one girl.
556
00:29:12,118 --> 00:29:14,854
She won't be with us
much longer anyway.
557
00:29:22,028 --> 00:29:23,830
WOMAN ON TV:
DNA results prove
beyond doubt
558
00:29:23,863 --> 00:29:27,167
that Thomas Jefferson
fathered an illegitimate child
by one of his slaves...
559
00:29:28,234 --> 00:29:29,536
A White House
source says,
560
00:29:29,569 --> 00:29:31,204
that means
our current President
561
00:29:31,237 --> 00:29:34,641
is really no better than
one of our founding fathers.
562
00:29:52,459 --> 00:29:54,728
Press briefing,
Sagebrush Room.
563
00:29:59,699 --> 00:30:00,967
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
564
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:22,422
Cleanup will be here
in five minutes.
565
00:30:22,455 --> 00:30:24,290
Meet 'em at
the service elevator.
566
00:30:51,951 --> 00:30:53,586
All right, now what?
567
00:30:53,620 --> 00:30:55,955
We just can't barge in
on the President.
568
00:30:55,989 --> 00:30:57,557
Shouldn't there be
Secret Service?
569
00:30:57,590 --> 00:30:59,459
Maybe they've already gone
to their next stop.
570
00:30:59,492 --> 00:31:01,761
No, no, no,
they're around
here somewhere.
571
00:31:01,795 --> 00:31:04,197
Hurry up.
Let's check these rooms.
572
00:31:05,298 --> 00:31:06,232
MALLORY: Hey!
573
00:31:10,203 --> 00:31:11,538
Maggie!
574
00:31:18,345 --> 00:31:19,346
It's not her.
575
00:31:19,779 --> 00:31:20,814
Thank God.
576
00:31:20,847 --> 00:31:22,082
Who is she?
577
00:31:22,082 --> 00:31:24,284
And why is she wearin'
Maggie's clothes?
578
00:31:24,317 --> 00:31:26,086
And who killed her?
579
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:28,355
Let's get the devil
outta here
580
00:31:28,388 --> 00:31:30,090
in case they think
we did it.
581
00:31:35,895 --> 00:31:37,097
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
582
00:31:51,578 --> 00:31:52,712
PIERSON:
The Washington Memorial.
583
00:31:52,746 --> 00:31:54,814
Oh! Hail to the chief.
584
00:31:54,848 --> 00:31:56,016
(LAUGHS)
585
00:31:56,116 --> 00:31:59,185
No, I... I always
wanted to do it
in the Lincoln Bedroom.
586
00:31:59,486 --> 00:32:00,553
Oh.
587
00:32:00,587 --> 00:32:01,755
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
588
00:32:01,788 --> 00:32:03,323
(MOANING)
589
00:32:03,356 --> 00:32:05,425
(PHONE RINGING)
Oh.
590
00:32:08,862 --> 00:32:10,130
Pierson.
591
00:32:10,830 --> 00:32:11,831
What?
592
00:32:12,532 --> 00:32:14,134
You stupid...
593
00:32:14,167 --> 00:32:15,368
They offed
the wrong girl.
594
00:32:16,069 --> 00:32:18,104
Where's Beckett?
595
00:32:18,138 --> 00:32:19,939
Oh, I don't care
what you have to do
to find her,
596
00:32:19,973 --> 00:32:21,508
but you find her
and find her fast.
597
00:32:26,546 --> 00:32:28,548
I don't believe this.
598
00:32:28,581 --> 00:32:29,582
What are you doin'?
599
00:32:30,550 --> 00:32:32,185
Goin' back to my room.
600
00:32:32,218 --> 00:32:35,722
I'm beginning to think
I didn't pick the right man
for this job after all.
601
00:32:35,755 --> 00:32:38,758
Meaning?
We'll find her, Sela.
602
00:32:38,792 --> 00:32:40,093
Well, I hope so.
603
00:32:41,394 --> 00:32:44,330
I'm not prepared
to let you sink
my inept husband
604
00:32:44,364 --> 00:32:46,900
just because
you are even more inept.
605
00:32:54,908 --> 00:32:58,211
Obviously,
whoever killed that woman
thought she was your friend.
606
00:32:58,244 --> 00:33:00,447
Well, if Maggie got away,
she'll come here.
607
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:01,748
Yeah, but what if
she didn't?
608
00:33:01,781 --> 00:33:04,150
We'll burn that bridge
when we get to it.
609
00:33:04,184 --> 00:33:05,685
You know,
maybe they only
wanted her
610
00:33:05,719 --> 00:33:06,920
for photo ops
to begin with,
611
00:33:06,953 --> 00:33:09,823
but somebody
or something
changed the rules.
612
00:33:09,856 --> 00:33:12,258
You don't think
she was making trouble
for them, do you?
613
00:33:12,292 --> 00:33:14,694
Our Maggie? No.
614
00:33:14,728 --> 00:33:15,795
Hey, guys!
615
00:33:17,063 --> 00:33:18,231
See, I knew
she'd make it.
616
00:33:18,965 --> 00:33:20,767
Hey! Hey! Help!
617
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:22,068
REMBRANDT: Hey...
618
00:33:22,068 --> 00:33:24,237
MAGGIE: Remmy!
Let go of me!
619
00:33:24,270 --> 00:33:25,271
(MAGGIE SCREAMING)
620
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:28,541
Remmy!
621
00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:35,081
(TIRES SCREECHING)
622
00:33:36,549 --> 00:33:37,584
Damn!
623
00:33:37,617 --> 00:33:38,885
Now what?
624
00:33:44,991 --> 00:33:46,426
What's this?
625
00:33:48,294 --> 00:33:50,597
Looks like
those little caps
that the maids wear.
626
00:33:50,630 --> 00:33:52,132
Why was she
dressed like that?
627
00:33:52,165 --> 00:33:55,468
Maybe the Prez gets
really turned on
by the French maid act.
628
00:33:55,502 --> 00:33:57,404
It's anybody's guess
where they've taken her.
629
00:33:57,437 --> 00:33:58,805
Or what they're
gonna do with her.
630
00:33:58,838 --> 00:33:59,939
Yeah, well,
if that dead girl
631
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:01,041
at the hotel
is any indication,
632
00:34:01,074 --> 00:34:03,043
I'd say your friend
is in big trouble.
633
00:34:03,076 --> 00:34:04,911
Let's go back
to your office.
634
00:34:04,944 --> 00:34:06,046
I got an idea.
635
00:34:12,152 --> 00:34:14,054
Okay. What do ya need?
636
00:34:14,054 --> 00:34:16,289
You got some clear pictures
of Maggie stored up, right?
637
00:34:16,322 --> 00:34:18,324
Oh, yeah, man. In fact,
I got hundreds of them.
638
00:34:18,358 --> 00:34:19,626
All you gotta do is
pick a tape
and a frame.
639
00:34:19,659 --> 00:34:20,694
But what's the deal?
640
00:34:20,727 --> 00:34:23,263
The deal is
we fight fire with fire.
641
00:34:24,064 --> 00:34:25,365
Meaning what?
642
00:34:25,398 --> 00:34:27,467
Meaning Bobby here
is gonna doctor up
643
00:34:27,500 --> 00:34:30,070
some pictures of Maggie
and then leak them
to the press.
644
00:34:30,070 --> 00:34:31,204
No, he's not.
645
00:34:33,473 --> 00:34:34,908
What do you mean?
646
00:34:34,941 --> 00:34:38,478
Look, if I did that,
I'd be just as deceitful
as everybody else.
647
00:34:38,511 --> 00:34:40,747
Don't think of it
as lowering yourself
to their level,
648
00:34:40,780 --> 00:34:42,882
think of it
as beating 'em
at their own game.
649
00:34:42,916 --> 00:34:44,651
Hey, look,
I want to help, okay?
650
00:34:44,684 --> 00:34:47,620
Really. But this
goes against everything
that I believe in.
651
00:34:47,654 --> 00:34:49,956
You don't believe
in helping save
a person's life?
652
00:34:49,989 --> 00:34:52,759
You're willing to work
to save innocent lives
in Switzerland?
653
00:34:52,792 --> 00:34:54,994
DIANA: Yeah.
654
00:34:55,095 --> 00:34:57,230
What about saving
an innocent life
right here?
655
00:35:02,235 --> 00:35:03,503
What do you
want me to do?
656
00:35:03,536 --> 00:35:04,938
Great!
657
00:35:05,038 --> 00:35:07,907
Okay, first,
let's get a good,
clean shot of her face.
658
00:35:11,878 --> 00:35:13,213
Let me go!
659
00:35:13,847 --> 00:35:14,848
Ow.
660
00:35:16,082 --> 00:35:17,951
Mr. President, please.
661
00:35:18,051 --> 00:35:20,353
You're a reasonable man.
Help me out here.
662
00:35:20,387 --> 00:35:21,755
I'd like to, Maggie,
but I'm sorry.
663
00:35:21,788 --> 00:35:23,823
This thing is
out of my hands.
664
00:35:23,857 --> 00:35:26,459
How can that be?
You're the President.
665
00:35:26,493 --> 00:35:29,062
Can't you see
that the best thing
for you to do would be
666
00:35:29,062 --> 00:35:31,831
to come clean
about this whole setup?
667
00:35:31,865 --> 00:35:34,100
The American public
can be very forgiving
668
00:35:34,134 --> 00:35:35,869
if you just
tell them the truth.
669
00:35:35,902 --> 00:35:38,972
The truth? (CHUCKLES)
That's a new one.
670
00:35:39,072 --> 00:35:40,940
I'm sorry
if there were any way
around this...
671
00:35:40,974 --> 00:35:42,609
We can't have her
running around town,
672
00:35:42,642 --> 00:35:44,511
telling everybody
about our little project.
673
00:35:44,544 --> 00:35:46,079
What project?
674
00:35:46,846 --> 00:35:48,448
What else are
you tryin' cover up?
675
00:35:48,481 --> 00:35:50,116
Well, Chuck,
isn't there anyway
we could handle this
676
00:35:50,150 --> 00:35:52,152
without, you know...
Jeff!
677
00:35:52,185 --> 00:35:55,922
It is either this little
whistle-blowing tramp
or you!
678
00:35:55,955 --> 00:35:59,859
That is the menu, honey,
pure and simple.
679
00:35:59,893 --> 00:36:02,362
Oh, you knew going into this
you were going to have
to make compromises.
680
00:36:02,395 --> 00:36:05,365
Well, compromises
are one thing,
but murder...
681
00:36:05,865 --> 00:36:06,900
The maid.
682
00:36:08,868 --> 00:36:10,570
Lose the girl, Jeff,
683
00:36:10,603 --> 00:36:13,306
or spend the rest
of your presidency
in disgrace,
684
00:36:13,340 --> 00:36:15,275
possibly impeached.
685
00:36:15,308 --> 00:36:18,445
And I have no intention
of remaining married to
an impeached President,
686
00:36:18,478 --> 00:36:20,480
I can guarantee you that.
687
00:36:21,948 --> 00:36:25,251
Look, you may
be many things,
688
00:36:25,285 --> 00:36:29,189
but I can't believe
that you're a murderer.
Think about it.
689
00:36:29,222 --> 00:36:30,790
The news shows are
gonna have a field day
690
00:36:30,824 --> 00:36:32,792
when they find my body
and everybody's gonna think
691
00:36:32,826 --> 00:36:34,894
that you murdered
your mistress.
692
00:36:34,928 --> 00:36:37,397
Impeachment nothing.
They'll put you in prison.
693
00:36:39,899 --> 00:36:42,268
What makes you think
anybody's gonna
find the body?
694
00:36:44,137 --> 00:36:46,373
Your taxpayer dollars
at work.
695
00:37:00,020 --> 00:37:02,155
Tell Kennedy we have
another target for him.
696
00:37:02,188 --> 00:37:05,425
WOMAN ON TV: These photos
just received by GNN
make a shocking twist...
697
00:37:05,458 --> 00:37:07,027
Hold it!
698
00:37:07,060 --> 00:37:10,397
Turn it up.
699
00:37:10,430 --> 00:37:13,867
The dead woman has
tentatively been identified
as Maggie Beckett,
700
00:37:13,900 --> 00:37:15,468
the President's mistress,
701
00:37:15,502 --> 00:37:18,571
although, at present,
officials have only
these photos to go by.
702
00:37:20,940 --> 00:37:22,275
Whoa!
703
00:37:22,308 --> 00:37:24,210
Those are obviously
phony pictures.
704
00:37:24,244 --> 00:37:26,613
Gee, you think so,
Sherlock?
705
00:37:26,646 --> 00:37:28,715
WOMAN ON TV: Police say,
due to the savagery
of the murder,
706
00:37:28,748 --> 00:37:32,052
the killer was someone
who had strong feelings
about the victim.
707
00:37:32,085 --> 00:37:34,521
In other words,
a crime of passion.
708
00:37:34,554 --> 00:37:36,156
The evidence is
still coming in,
709
00:37:36,189 --> 00:37:38,825
but I'd have to say
things don't look good
for the President.
710
00:37:38,858 --> 00:37:40,160
(SWITCHES OFF TV)
711
00:37:40,193 --> 00:37:42,162
How can they think
that I had anything to do
with her murder?
712
00:37:42,195 --> 00:37:43,763
(CHUCKLES) I told you.
713
00:37:43,797 --> 00:37:47,067
Jeff, you idiot,
she's not dead.
Not yet, anyway.
714
00:37:47,100 --> 00:37:49,569
Look, I... I think we have
to rethink this situation,
Mrs. Williams.
715
00:37:49,602 --> 00:37:51,071
What are you
talking about?
716
00:37:51,104 --> 00:37:53,606
Well, if everybody thinks
that the President
murdered me,
717
00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:54,741
the only way
to clear him
718
00:37:54,774 --> 00:37:56,943
is to show the world
that I'm alive and well.
719
00:37:56,976 --> 00:37:59,446
As much as
I'd like to get rid
of Miss Beckett,
720
00:37:59,479 --> 00:38:01,114
I think if we keep her
from talking,
721
00:38:01,147 --> 00:38:02,849
we can still stay
in the clear.
722
00:38:02,882 --> 00:38:04,184
Show everyone
that she's alive,
723
00:38:04,217 --> 00:38:05,552
that I haven't
killed anyone,
724
00:38:05,585 --> 00:38:08,021
and let them go on
believing that the affair
is still ongoing?
725
00:38:08,021 --> 00:38:11,891
PIERSON: Exactly.
We could possibly use this
to our advantage.
726
00:38:11,925 --> 00:38:13,026
Meaning?
727
00:38:13,026 --> 00:38:14,661
We hold
a press conference.
728
00:38:14,694 --> 00:38:16,863
We let them pepper you
with murder allegations,
729
00:38:16,896 --> 00:38:19,532
then we dramatically
present Miss Beckett.
730
00:38:19,566 --> 00:38:21,167
Seeing the two of you,
side by side,
731
00:38:21,201 --> 00:38:23,603
will make the affair
an even hotter story,
732
00:38:23,636 --> 00:38:26,272
especially if
the First Lady is there.
733
00:38:28,475 --> 00:38:31,945
It'll certainly increase
my credibility.
734
00:38:32,045 --> 00:38:35,348
And make me look like
an even bigger fool
for staying with you.
735
00:38:36,182 --> 00:38:37,217
I like it.
736
00:38:43,523 --> 00:38:46,192
WOMAN ON TV: Thus far,
there's been no official word
from the White House,
737
00:38:46,226 --> 00:38:49,529
increasing speculation
that the President has,
indeed,
738
00:38:49,562 --> 00:38:52,599
brutally murdered
his mistress,
Maggie Beckett.
739
00:38:53,500 --> 00:38:54,801
(SIGHS)
740
00:38:54,834 --> 00:38:57,070
Well, so far,
they're buying it.
741
00:38:57,070 --> 00:38:59,806
Yeah. Good job
on those photos, Bobby.
742
00:38:59,839 --> 00:39:01,741
I just hope I did
the right thing.
743
00:39:01,775 --> 00:39:03,209
I'm getting word now
that the President
744
00:39:03,243 --> 00:39:05,912
is scheduled to hold
a press conference
momentarily.
745
00:39:06,012 --> 00:39:08,248
White House sources say
he'll address
the murder allegations
746
00:39:08,281 --> 00:39:09,683
at that time.
747
00:39:09,716 --> 00:39:12,218
We'll go there live as soon
as the President arrives.
748
00:39:12,252 --> 00:39:13,420
Bingo!
749
00:39:13,453 --> 00:39:15,588
Guys,
we're cuttin' it close.
750
00:39:15,622 --> 00:39:17,457
Let's roll.
751
00:39:17,490 --> 00:39:20,026
MAN ON TV: President is gonna
have to defend himself
against the allegations...
752
00:39:31,037 --> 00:39:33,073
I sure hope
Maggie's okay.
753
00:39:40,814 --> 00:39:42,048
MALE ANNOUNCER:
Ladies and gentlemen,
754
00:39:42,082 --> 00:39:43,550
the President
of the United States.
755
00:39:45,118 --> 00:39:46,419
(ALL APPLAUDING)
756
00:39:50,757 --> 00:39:52,158
(CAMERAS CLICKING)
757
00:39:54,527 --> 00:39:55,829
REPORTER 1: Have you hired
a criminal attorney yet?
758
00:39:55,862 --> 00:39:58,264
REPORTER 2: Mr. President!
Was it a lovers' quarrel?
759
00:39:58,298 --> 00:39:59,766
What kind of weapon
did you use?
760
00:39:59,799 --> 00:40:02,335
REPORTER 2:
Was her death the result
of rough sex play?
761
00:40:02,369 --> 00:40:03,570
REPORTER 3:
Are the allegations true?
762
00:40:03,603 --> 00:40:05,605
I'm only going to
say this one time.
763
00:40:05,638 --> 00:40:06,673
So listen carefully.
764
00:40:08,675 --> 00:40:12,779
I did not have
homicidal relations
with that woman,
765
00:40:12,812 --> 00:40:14,948
Maggie Beckett.
766
00:40:14,981 --> 00:40:16,816
Did you have someone else
kill her for you?
767
00:40:16,850 --> 00:40:18,485
Did you drive her to
take her own life?
768
00:40:18,518 --> 00:40:20,787
REPORTER 2:
Did the First Lady kill her
in a jealous rage?
769
00:40:20,820 --> 00:40:22,889
Look what we started!
770
00:40:22,922 --> 00:40:25,492
Yeah, we're getting
pretty good at that.
771
00:40:25,525 --> 00:40:28,194
With all due respect, sir,
why should we believe you?
772
00:40:28,228 --> 00:40:29,629
REPORTER 4: Sir! Sir!
773
00:40:29,662 --> 00:40:31,765
Well, now, that's the
first valid question
I've heard today.
774
00:40:32,665 --> 00:40:36,836
Why should you
believe me?
775
00:40:36,870 --> 00:40:40,807
Well, for one thing,
I have always been honest
with the American people.
776
00:40:42,409 --> 00:40:44,644
And for another,
777
00:40:44,678 --> 00:40:46,980
Maggie Beckett
is not dead.
778
00:40:47,013 --> 00:40:48,448
(CAMERAS CLICKING)
779
00:40:48,481 --> 00:40:50,016
(REPORTERS MURMURING)
780
00:40:50,050 --> 00:40:51,117
(ALL APPLAUDING)
781
00:40:52,552 --> 00:40:55,955
As you can see,
she is completely
unharmed!
782
00:40:58,892 --> 00:41:00,660
But where did those
pictures come from?
783
00:41:00,694 --> 00:41:03,396
Those... Those photos
were faked
784
00:41:03,430 --> 00:41:06,066
by some sick prankster
in order to embarrass me
785
00:41:06,099 --> 00:41:09,135
and make it appear
as though Miss Beckett
had been killed.
786
00:41:09,169 --> 00:41:13,073
Unfortunately,
you've all been made
the victims of a hoax.
787
00:41:14,374 --> 00:41:17,777
What about
the other hoax,
Mr. President?
788
00:41:17,811 --> 00:41:20,347
Mr. Hawks, our resident
conspiracy theorist.
789
00:41:20,380 --> 00:41:23,917
What is it this time?
Is it polluted waters
of Santa Monica Bay?
790
00:41:23,950 --> 00:41:28,788
(CHUCKLES) Is it illegal
contributions from Asians
for the campaign?
791
00:41:29,322 --> 00:41:31,291
Uh, greedy HMOs?
792
00:41:31,324 --> 00:41:33,226
Or some other
equally ridiculous thing?
793
00:41:33,259 --> 00:41:34,361
(ALL LAUGHING)
794
00:41:34,394 --> 00:41:36,930
No. I'm talking about
the war in Switzerland.
795
00:41:39,099 --> 00:41:44,104
I've heard reports
that we're about to use
an illegal chemical weapon.
796
00:41:44,104 --> 00:41:46,906
Well, I never cease
to be amazed by
your vivid imagination.
797
00:41:48,641 --> 00:41:51,344
There is
no such weapon.
798
00:41:51,378 --> 00:41:53,847
What about the phony affair
with Maggie Beckett?
799
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:57,117
Well, as you can see,
Miss Beckett
is quite real.
800
00:41:57,117 --> 00:41:59,386
Yes, but our affair isn't
and never has been.
801
00:41:59,419 --> 00:42:00,887
And what are you guys
gonna do, huh?
802
00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:02,889
You gonna shoot me
in front of
all these witnesses?
803
00:42:06,526 --> 00:42:09,829
What this man right here
is saying is true.
804
00:42:09,863 --> 00:42:12,932
The President
has been using me
to fool all of you.
805
00:42:12,966 --> 00:42:15,101
And what's
even more horrible
806
00:42:15,135 --> 00:42:18,071
is that a young woman
who worked right
at this very hotel
807
00:42:18,071 --> 00:42:20,540
was murdered because
they thought she was me.
808
00:42:20,573 --> 00:42:21,975
(REPORTERS MURMURING)
809
00:42:22,075 --> 00:42:24,778
An innocent person
is dead because
of all this
810
00:42:24,811 --> 00:42:27,147
and many more will die
in a needless war.
811
00:42:28,081 --> 00:42:29,516
Will you do something?
812
00:42:29,549 --> 00:42:30,784
Like what?
813
00:42:30,817 --> 00:42:32,385
REMBRANDT:
Bobby Hawks is right!
814
00:42:32,419 --> 00:42:36,556
The President is about
to unleash a nerve gas
that is so horrible,
815
00:42:36,589 --> 00:42:39,526
it has been
declared illegal
by international law.
816
00:42:39,559 --> 00:42:40,627
Now, please, please.
817
00:42:40,660 --> 00:42:42,128
Now, don't fall for it.
818
00:42:42,162 --> 00:42:44,397
Mr. Hawks is a crackpot.
You all know that.
819
00:42:44,431 --> 00:42:45,965
No, listen to him.
820
00:42:45,999 --> 00:42:49,969
Let him speak.
Let him take the podium.
821
00:42:50,003 --> 00:42:51,104
Mr. President.
Mr. President.
822
00:42:51,137 --> 00:42:52,605
(REPORTERS CLAMORING)
823
00:43:04,684 --> 00:43:05,719
Mr. Hawks.
824
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:19,899
We all owe a huge debt of
gratitude to Maggie Beckett
and her friends
825
00:43:19,933 --> 00:43:21,368
for having
risked their lives
826
00:43:21,401 --> 00:43:24,070
in order to expose
the President's scheme.
827
00:43:24,070 --> 00:43:25,271
Come on up here, guys.
828
00:43:25,305 --> 00:43:26,840
(ALL APPLAUDING)
829
00:43:28,475 --> 00:43:29,776
So glad to see you.
830
00:43:29,809 --> 00:43:31,478
Back at you, Maggie.
831
00:43:31,511 --> 00:43:33,079
Hi, guys.
832
00:43:35,348 --> 00:43:37,083
We've got to go.
833
00:43:38,885 --> 00:43:40,353
And now,
if you'll excuse us.
834
00:43:40,387 --> 00:43:42,455
We have
another engagement.
835
00:43:46,659 --> 00:43:47,927
(WHOOSHING)
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