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I have never seen
a more vulnerable town,

It was like it was
set up by toddlers.

Okay, we got
the general store,

we got the bank,
which I think

will be of
interest to you.

The deputy there
is dumb as a stump,

but the one person you
need to watch out for

is John Henry Hoyle,
town sheriff.

That bitch.

He's a marksman,
he got a B+

at Harvard
in gun club.

All right, I'm gonna
tell you something.

This is the way
I'm gonna come...

♪

And I got me
somethin' cooked up.

Hi, boys, nice
to see you again.

♪

(horse whinnying)

♪

Many people believe
that the Knights Templar

have, like, a piece
of the holy cross,

or the Ark
of the Covenant,

and that they have,
over the years,

passed them down
to the Masons.

Oh, would you ever
try shuttin' up?

I got a hole in me.

Yeah, you hit
a fencepost,

it went right
through here--

I'm sorry, sorry.

(horse whinnying)

Hoyle!

-What is it?
-I gotta talk

to you, we're
in trouble.

I followed
Belle Starr

on her way
outta town.

She met up
with Sam Starr.

She was
kissin' on him,

they were rubbin'
each other.

She looked real
happy, and then,

she pulled out
a map of our town,

and they're plannin'
to come back here.

They're gonna
kill everybody,

they're gonna
doom this town.

I know.

Hoy!

-I gave him the map.
-Good, good.

What is she
doin' here?

What are
you doin'?

Whoa, whoa,
stop it!

You don't just
jump on somebody.

And you, you don't
just jump back.

I got attacked!

Stop it, please--
no, stop it!

There's a part of me that
wants to let this happen.

Wait, yeah...
stop it, stop it.

She deserves
to be attacked.

She's a double-crosser.

He set me up there.

Apparently, you don't know
who the puppet master is.

What?

We're doin' a double
end-around big-time pole.

We're doing
a loop-de-loop,

round-and-out,

and we're gonna do
a corkscrew shuffle.

And turnin' it
inside-out at the end.

And a little bing-bong,
bing-bong, bing-bong slap.

Let's go over
to the saloon

and I'll explain, it's all
part of the plan, Honey.

Now, come on.

Don't you--
let her first.

Don't run after
her, Belle.

♪

All right,
everybody.

Would you please
calm down?

Eli, could you please
get everybody--

get everybody's attention,
if you could, everybody.

(gunshot)

Eli!

Tap on my shoulder,
you idiot.

-Oh, so much better.
-All right, okay.

I will re-spackle that
once I get a chance.

Everybody,
if I could,

now that I've got
your attention.

I know a lot of people
are concerned

about Sam Starr
and his gang

of ruthless killers
that are sitting

right outside of town.

And I know many
of you have heard

that my wife,
Belle Starr--

here you are,
my sweet.

Why are you
doing that?

Because I'm playing
for the lady, it's polite.

Thank you, Wanda,
that's a friend.

You're very
welcome, Belle.

Okay, that's fine,
if you want it.

Yesterday, Belle
traveled to Sam's camp.

Sam thought he was
sending Belle in here

to get information
on the town,

but we have given him
false information.

He is going
to come into town

-the way we want him to.
-the way we want him to.

Which is how?

Right down
Main Street.

Double end-around.

I don't think so,
I saw what I saw.

I think the only one
she's doing

a double end-around
on is you.

Stop that,
that's not--

just is inciting
everyone.

I am trying
to fit the mood,

this is not
casual conversation.

Is this helping you?

-I'm jazzed, Wanda.
-It's adding something.

All right,
fine, fine.

We're all jazzed.

We brought you here
to warn you guys.

Sam Starr and his gang,
they're coming

in the morning,
so we have 12 hours

to get it together.

And tomorrow, they are
going to ride in,

lop off as many
heads as they can,

they're going
to steal everything

and burn the place down.

Here is my plan.

Eli will hold
down the fort

here inside the saloon.

Meanwhile, I will
face Sam Starr alone.

That seems like
a terrible idea.

Wait--that's
a terrible plan.

Who can shoot
better than me?

Nobody.

But just you alone,
that's one target,

you gotta shoot
so many others--

I've got it under
control, Ephraim.

May I throw out
a second plan?

They're not coming
till morning, right?

So we've got some time.

Everybody grab
what they can,

and we sneak out
two by two,

just start over
someplace else,

alive and healthy!

That's a good plan.

Tidwell's right,
that is an option.

We could all
sneak outta here

on our little
yellow bellies,

one by one by one,
and leave this town

to Sam Starr
and his clan.

I like my life here,
I'm prospering here.

Exactly.

Let's think about
what we built here.

Many of us have
started businesses.

We've raised
our children.

We've buried many,
many husbands.

Stolen from this town.

We've lost our farms
to grasshopper plagues.

That's true.

We've done weird
things to cadavers.

Just in the name
of science.

Each one of these
nails represents

someone who was
nailed by Honey,

or one of her whores.

We are a community.

We're not Dodge Citians.

-We're not Hazians.
-Noo!

We're not Chicagoans,
we're not Kansas Citians.

We're Great Bendians!

(hooting)

When we stand up,
we bend over!

Yeah!

That's how we survive.

What happens
to the oak tree

when the tornado
comes--it snaps.

No, the Great
Bendians bend over!

But we're gonna
bend over this time,

but we're gonna have
a gun in our ass.

And we're gonna
shoot a bullet

right between the eyes
of Sam Starr!

Yeah!

Everybody stays here,
I'll face him alone.

I just need two
people to help me,

Tidwell and Shank.

♪

Let's do this,
let's do this!

(whip cracking)

♪

Whoa, whoa.

(giggling)

Nacoma, it's
Sheriff John Henry Ho--

-What?
-Oh!

God, Hoyle!

Honey!

What are you
doing here?

Nacoma, I came
to talk to you.

Honey, what are
you doing here?

You're supposed
to be helping

getting the town
protected.

I need to make
a little bit of money

because I have
to take care

of all the freeloaders
that I have

hanging around
in my bar all day.

Uh...this is awkward.

Um, I've actually come
to speak to you, Nacoma.

I need some
assistance.

Sam Starr
and his clan

are outside
of my town.

I was wondering, um,

if you and your guys
might wanna team up

-and protect--
-No, I can't.

I can't put my people
against Sam Starr,

because I do that,
he will destroy

more people
of my tribe.

Okay, well, this
was a waste of time.

♪

My wife, Kwanna,
has one request.

Oh!

She wants you
to join us now.

Oh, I'd love to.

No, no, no, no, no,
Hoyle can't do that,

you see, because
he's married

to Belle Starr,
he's very serious

about keeping
that promise to her.

This is, you know,
Native American relations,

this is, this
is business.

It's part of
our culture.

Yeah!

You think Belle's
gonna buy that angle?

'Cause I wouldn't.

All right, I'll
go keep the town

from being raped
and pillaged.

Thank you.

Please enjoy
your threesome.

-Oh, we will.
-Thank you.

Oh, don't even ask.

Come, on, all right,
let's get in formation.

All right,
here's the plan.

Uh, this is us
in the saloon.

I'll be in here
protectin' the women.

Everyone'll come in
and rape and maim

-through here--
-Raping and maiming.

--and then,
that's Tidwell,

and that's Shank.

You're out there
thinnin' 'em out

as they come down.

"Thinning 'em out"?

Now, that implies,
at some point,

they will overtake us,
and either rape

and/or kill, maim,
and slash us.

Well, that's the negative
way to look at it.

Yes, it's the only way
to look at it, I think.

You're pretty okay
being in the saloon,

rather than being out
where everything else

is happening.

I mean, I would
do that,

but Hoyle told me
to protect the women.

-Mm.
-Hm.

Well, great, looks
like we're all doomed.

Can't wait.

Pearl, I'm gonna be
here protecting you.

Not impressed.

Know what I noticed
is that between

my shop and your school,
we have a huge building.

If we created
a pass-through--

Maybe some sort
of a quad?

I don't think that's
what this map is for.

Oh, that's right,
this is the suicide map,

where the suicide is.

I tell you, if the
raping doesn't happen,

I'm getting a sledgehammer
and taking that wall out.

All right, if the
raping does happen,

I'll do it too.

♪

Okay, Hoy, brought
you some food

to give you energy.

(smacking kisses)

Okay, how's my
little sharpshooter?

Good, good,
listen, you know,

I was thinking,
you know.

After this
is all over,

what do you think
about the two of us

goin' back East,
back to Cambridge?

Oh, I would love that.

Really?

I would love
to be in Cambridge.

That sounds wonderful.

(slow applause)

I see you're awake.

How disappointing
you didn't just

nod off and die
in a cage.

Well, if it isn't
the evil Miss Belle Starr.

Well, if it isn't
Cole Younger, lady killer.

Not in the romantic way,

but in a "I'm a man
who kills ladies"

kind of a way.

I kill ladies
both ways.

Shoulda shot you
in the face, though.

You don't actually
kill ladies that much,

I just give you
a five in the sack.

This guy over here,
he will just tend

to a woman's needs
for hours,

in her nether
carriage region.

It's really easy.

What I do,
at first,

I start with
butterfly kisses.

You know, give 'em
a little...

and then, just,
pah, pah, pah.

And then,
go like this.

Brrrrrb...

Oh, I'm gonna
come, yes!

-Brrrrrb!
-Ooh, yes!

(absurd noises)

Baruch ata Adonai
Eloheinu, melekh ha'olam.

-Ahh!
-Ahh!

-Ohh.
-Ohh.

I don't even
know what that is.

Sheriff.

Livinia says
Sam Starr's coming.

-Hey, Ephraim.
-Oh, hey, Cole--

oh, hey, Cole!

He's alive and awake,
and that's a great thing

for everybody
in the town.

That's a coincidence,
you bein' outside

the jail, and me
bein' inside.

A lot has happened
while you were out cold,

so, you know, just,
there were changes.

(sounds of struggle)

Stop it, both
of you, everybody.

You're brothers.

Besides, I am focused
on Sam Starr right now.

I don't need this.

Now, remember the
plan, all right?

I face Sam Starr
and his gang.

Meanwhile, you go
to the saloon

to protect the women.

That's a bad plan.

I got an idea.

You put a gun
in my hand,

and I'll help you
catch Sam Starr.

Cole, you think I'm gonna
let you outta jail,

give you a firearm
so you can stand with me

against Sam Starr?

Well, I don't think
you have much of a choice.

♪

I'm the enemy
of my enemies.

♪

Let's go.

♪

♪

(gun cocking)

Phew.

May have gotten
a little early,

they'll be here,
they'll show up.

Could have timed
this better.

They're coming.

Oh yeah,
they're coming.

There's no question
about that.

I'm just saying,
we probably

could have hung out
in the jail

a little bit longer.

And then,
but it's okay.

I'm perfectly
comfortable here.

I'm hungry,
God, I'm hungry.

We're gonna want to put
boards on the windows.

Whoa, what are you
doing with that?

I'm putting a nail
into a board.

Wait, wait, wait.

I wanna put it lower.

(hammer chattering on nail)

Hey, Pearl.

Hey.

Y'all right?

Havin' all my father
figures in one place

makes me realize
that my mom had

really weird taste
in men, but also,

I think I'd feel bad
if Hoyle got shot.

I'm a little nervous.

You don't have
to worry.

Hoyle'll shoot both
of your stepfathers,

no problem.

Great.

You got a light?

Good idea, believe
I shall join you.

What a cute
little cigar.

Okay, thank you.

♪

Ow, ow!

After we take
care of them,

we've got a future
ahead of us.

We'll have a baby,
maybe two.

It'll be crying
in the next room,

sort of gently colicked.

At that point, I'll
probably be a banker,

or a hardware
store operator.

And, chances are--

(laughing)

Oh, I didn't know
you were so funny!

Oh, hold me while
I catch my breath.

I'm sorry,
it's so cute.

You're thinking so hard,
I can see smoke

coming out of
your think stack,

but do you just
have any idea,

I mean, just like,
any idea who you married?

He knows everything
he needs to know.

Oh really?

Might be one
little tidbit

that Milady here
might have left out

of her little history.

There was a moment
in time when I invited

little wee
Miss Pearl Starr

to join me,
to go straight,

up to Harvard University.

But no, no, no, she's got
the devil in her.

She chose to stay
with the James Gang,

didn't you, Pearl?

Well, I'm not
that girl anymore.

Okay, suit yourself.

Have fun with
all your babies.

Don't think too hard,
it doesn't become you.

Have fun.

Is there other stuff
you didn't tell me?

No.

(whooping)

There they are.

♪

(shattering crash)

Get out,
get out!

(gunshots)

Everyone away
from the windows!

Fire!

Argh, my silk robes!

Is Shank out there
in the melee?

I think so.

My doll collection!

Get outta there, Shank!

They're coming!

They look mad.

(gunfire)

Do this.

(whooping and shooting)

♪ We danced
in the moonlight ♪

♪ Held hands
in the park ♪

♪ We strolled
by the river ♪

-You're welcome.
-Thank you.

♪ And kissed
in the dark ♪

♪ I've never had
the glow I feel tonight ♪

♪ It's a miracle
moment of love ♪

♪ Seems like whenever
I'd search for the one ♪

♪ Who'd love
me completely ♪

♪ Now look
what you've done ♪

♪ I only know I've never
felt so alive ♪

♪ It's a miracle
moment of love ♪

♪ If this isn't real,
please shake me ♪

We're closed.

♪ And tell me
I'm wasting my time ♪

♪ Oh, how I hate
to have to say goodnight ♪

♪ In this miracle
moment of love ♪

♪ Now I can't wait
until tomorrow night ♪

♪ In the miracle
moment of love ♪♪

-Sam Starr.
-Cole Younger.

-Vernon Shank...
-Sheriff Hoyle!

♪

Sam Starr,
it's over.

Cole Younger.

I can't believe
you switched sides.

I switched sides
to get you.

Let him go, Starr.

I'm not letting him go.

Shank.

You may not live
through this.

Is there anything
you want me to do?

Uh, would you take care
of my doll collection?

Didn't it burn?

No, I got it out,
it's over there in the--

They're so creepy.

They way they
look at you.

Well, you can put 'em
in different outfits.

-Shut up
-No, you shut up!

Hoyle, you shut up.

Don't point at me.

I'll point at you.

♪

Well, I blinked.

Go!

♪

Vernon, Vernon!

Don't worry, it's
just a flesh wound.

I see dancing
coat racks.

They're here.

-Say goodbye, Hoyle.
-I don't think so.

(gunshot)

♪

An eye for an eye,
you son of a bitch.

Belle!

Hi, Hoy.

My brother's dead.

He always gets away,
he never gets dead.

I have dreamt of this
for so many years.

Snake in the grass with
his little leather mask.

Bell, thank you so much,
you saved my life!

Oh, Hoy, but it is I
who should thank you.

What?

You took out
my garbage for me.

You planned
this whole thing?

Well, I just figured
if I got all the men

in my life together,

there was a very
good chance,

men being men,
that you'd just--

just take each other out.

Why?

Why would you
do this, Myra?

I got the rascal
in me, Hoy.

I was born
to take out things.

I was born to rob
stagecoaches.

It's my time
to shine, Hoy.

I'm ready to be
the first outlaw queen

of the West.

You break the law, and
I'm gonna come after you.

Ooh, that makes it fun,
let's do this, Hoy.

All right, goodbye,
Great Bend!

You are very
simple people.

But I got some
outlawin' to do, so...

see you later, suckers!

Wait!

I'm coming with you.

What?

Eli, if there's
one thing I've realized

being married to you,
it's that I am not

the marrying type.

I've got a lot
of potential in me,

and it's not goin' anywhere
being stuck here.

Oh no, she's a Starr.

She's Pearl Starr,
it's her destiny.

Hoyle, you've been...

you've been
a great stepdad.

♪

You're a kind man
with very soft hands.

See you around.

♪

Pearl.

♪

I'm sorry.

Great, you're sorry.

Look at our town.

Because you wouldn't
listen to the one woman

who really did
care about you.

Now who you got?

Nighty-night with Eli.

Come on, Wanda,
let's go to work.

Buncha dingleberries.

None of 'em woulda
survived this long

if we weren't here.

I am strangely
turned on, though.

By what?

All of it.

I've got some whiskey
in the jail.

I like how
that tastes.

No girls allowed.

No girls allowed.

No girls allowed!

Tidwell, we know where
you're goin' with that, okay?

Whatever happens, happens.

Just let it happen
naturally, okay.

One free night.

When the lights go out,
mouths go shut.

(gunshot)

Hey, gang!