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- SO IN EXCHANGE
FOR YOUR CANDY DONATIONS,
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THE GREAT FRANKINI
WILL PREDICT...
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THE FUTURE!
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I SEE A GLASS OF WATER
SPILLING.
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[laughter]
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THANK YOU.
[chuckles]
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WOULD'VE BEEN NICE
IF IT WERE
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SOMEONE ELSE'S GLASS.
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- THAT WAS AMAZING.
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- WHAT'S AMAZING IS NO ONE'S
TIPPED ME YET.
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CLEARLY LABELED JAR HERE,
PEOPLE.
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PERHAPS THAT WILL CHANGE
WHEN YOU SEE ME BEND
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AN ORDINARY SPOON
USING ONLY MY MIND.
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all: OOH.
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ANY TIME NOW.
[Louie groans]
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BENDING THE SPOON.
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- [groans]
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OH, WHAT'S THIS THING
MADE OF?
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- THIS IS JUST SAD.
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- LOOK AT MY BOY OUT THERE.
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[chuckles]
WHAT A CHARMER.
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LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON.
[laughs]
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- IS MILES FLIRTING
WITH THAT LAMPPOST?
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- NO, HE'S TALKING
TO A GHOST GIRL.
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- OH. WELL, HOW COME
I CAN SEE MILES AND NOT HER?
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- BECAUSE MILES LIVES HERE.
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YOU CAN ONLY SEE OUTSIDE GHOSTS
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WHEN THEY COME INSIDE.
- HMM.
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- THIS HOUSE IS VERY SPECIAL.
- HMM.
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- [groans]
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[spoon clatters]
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OOPS.
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- YES.
[clears throat]
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IT'S VERY SPECIAL.
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SO MILES HAS
A GHOST GIRL CRUSH.
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OH, HOW CUTE.
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- HMM, LOOK AT HIM.
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HE'D HAVE A BETTER SHOT
WITH THE LAMPPOST.
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- HE'S DOING FINE.
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UH-OH.
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I THINK HE'S DOING HIS
BOW TIE JOKES.
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- THE GREAT FRANKINI
PREDICTS...
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IT'S ABOUT TO GET WORSE.
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THERE IT IS.
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- AT LEAST HE'S
STILL CHATTING HER UP.
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- NO, SHE'S GONE.
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NOW HE'S JUST TALKING
TO THE LAMPPOST.
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[spooky rock music]
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- * IF YOU MOVE
INTO A HAUNTED HOUSE *
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* YOU GOTTA TRY
TO WORK THINGS OUT *
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- * SO IF YOU'RE LIVING
WITH A GHOST OR THREE *
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- * YOU GOTTA BE
ONE BIG, SEMI-SCARY FAMILY *
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- * DON'T KNOW
HOW WE ENDED UP THIS WAY *
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- * BUT I GUESS
YOU COULD CALL US *
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- * THE HAUNTED HATHAWAYS
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* THE HAUNTED HATHAWAYS
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- * THE HAUNTED HATHAWAYS
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*
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- * THE HAUNTED HATHAWAYS
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- [strains]
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YOU WILL BEND.
YOU WILL.
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WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
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- GROCERY STORE.
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SATURDAY IS CRAZY CAKES DAY.
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- WHAT'S THAT?
- ONCE A YEAR...
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TAYLOR AND I MAKE
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THE MOST DISGUSTING CAKES
POSSIBLE,
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THEN DARE EACH OTHER
TO EAT THEM.
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- DOESN'T THAT MAKE YOU BARF?
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- SOMETIMES.
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IT'S THE ONE ACTIVITY
TAYLOR AND I
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STILL HAVE IN COMMON.
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I JUST GOT THIS FRAMED
FROM LAST YEAR.
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[girls shrieking]
TAYLOR'S HOME!
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- WHAT?
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- HERE YOU GO, BIG GUY.
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- I HATE YOU.
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- WHAT'S WITH THE SCREAMING?
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- YOUR SISTER JUST GOT
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THE SKYLER MAKEPEACE TO PERFORM
AT OUR FUNDRAISER.
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all: AAH!
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- WE'LL SEE HIM SING
IN PERSON!
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all: AAH!
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- GUYS, THERE'S STILL TONS
TO PLAN.
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- AAH!
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WHAT?
I LIKE TO PLAN.
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- I CAN'T WAIT FOR SATURDAY.
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- SATURDAY?
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BUT THAT'S CRAZY CAKES DAY.
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- FRANKIE, THIS FUNDRAISER
IS HUGE.
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AND I MEAN, COME ON.
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HAVEN'T WE KIND OF OUTGROWN
CRAZY CAKES DAY?
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- OH...RIGHT.
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IT'S REALLY DUMB.
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I ONLY BROUGHT IT UP
'CAUSE I THOUGHT
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YOU WERE STILL INTO IT.
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- WHAT'S IN THE BAG?
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- UM, THIS BAG?
YEAH, UM...
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LOOK, SOMEBODY FAMOUS!
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- SUSAN, YOU'RE FAMOUS?
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CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?
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- [plays piano]
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- [sighs]
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- HEY, SON.
HOW YOU DOING?
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- I'VE BEEN BETTER.
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I HAVE A PERSONAL PROBLEM
I'M DEALING WITH.
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- I WONDER WHAT THAT COULD BE.
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IS IT PERHAPS...
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* MILES LIKES
A GIRL GHOST *
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* MILES LIKES A GIRL GHOST
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YOU'RE NOT READY
TO TALK ABOUT IT.
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THAT'S COOL.
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[spits, coughs]
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- IT'S THIS GIRL WENDY.
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I THOUGHT THINGS WERE
GOING GREAT.
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I WAS WOOING HER
WITH MY "A" GAME.
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- SON, WE SAW YOU.
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YOU HAD A SOCK PUPPET.
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- LIKE I SAID, MY "A" GAME.
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- I LOVE YOU, SON.
BUT NO.
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NO, NO, NO.
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LUCKILY, YOU LIVE
WITH SOMEBODY
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WHO CAN TELL YOU EVERYTHING
YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT WOMEN.
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HA!
- YOU'RE RIGHT.
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IT'S SO OBVIOUS.
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MICHELLE!
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THANKS, DAD.
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HEY, MICHELLE!
MICHELLE!
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- THAT WAS COLD.
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- SO YOU WANT MY ADVICE
ON DATING?
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- YOU SEEM SURPRISED.
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- I'M JUST NOT USED
TO CHILDREN WANTING MY INPUT.
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OBSERVE.
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HEY, TAY.
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WANT TO TALK ABOUT BOYS
WITH YOUR OL' MOM?
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- I'D RATHER SHAVE MY HEAD
AND GO TO MATH CAMP.
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- WHY WOULDN'T SHE SEEK
YOUR FEEDBACK?
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YOU'RE SUCH
A HIP, HAPPENING WOMAN.
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- YOU'RE WISE, MILES.
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VERY WISE.
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AND I'M GONNA HELP YOU WIN
OVER YOUR GHOST CRUSH.
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WELCOME TO MICHELLE
HATHAWAY'S ACADEMY OF DATING.
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- THIS IS SO EXCITING.
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BY THE WAY,
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
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YOU WERE ON A DATE?
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- THERE ARE NO QUESTIONS
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AT MICHELLE HATHAWAY'S ACADEMY
OF DATING.
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- WE HAVE ONE SISTER TRADITION,
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THEN TAYLOR CANCELS IT?
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I SPENT A FORTUNE
ON DISGUSTING FOODS.
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- IS IT THE MONEY, FRANKIE?
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OR MAYBE YOU WORRY
TAYLOR'S ACTIONS SYMBOLIZE
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THE FACT YOU TWO ARE
EMOTIONALLY DRIFTING APART?
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- FRANKIE.
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THAT POP STAR,
SKYLER MAKEPEACE,
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IS COMING OVER TO TALK
TO TAYLOR
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ABOUT HER FUNDRAISER.
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- WELL, ISN'T THAT SPECIAL?
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- TAYLOR GOT HELD UP
AT PRACTICE,
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SO KEEP HIM COMPANY
TILL SHE GETS HERE.
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- WHY DO I HAVE TO DO IT?
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- [sighs]
MILES IS ABOUT TO ASK
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HIS GHOST FRIEND OUT
ON A DATE.
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HE'S SO NERVOUS,
HE'S THREATENING TO BREAK
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OUT THE SOCK PUPPETS AGAIN.
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AS HIS ADVISOR,
I CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN.
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I CAN'T. I WON'T.
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- WAIT A SECOND.
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IF TAYLOR DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING
TO DO THIS SATURDAY,
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IT WOULD FREE HER UP
FOR CRAZY CAKES DAY.
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- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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- I MEAN SKYLER MAKEPEACE
MIGHT NOT WANT TO DO
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THE FUNDRAISER
AFTER A VISIT
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FROM THE GREAT FRANKINI...
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AND HER
TRUSTY ASSISTANT.
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- "ASSISTANT"?
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I THOUGHT WE WERE PARTNERS.
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- LOUIE,
IF WE WERE PARTNERS,
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WOULDN'T WE BOTH HAVE CAPES?
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[elevator bell dings]
- HELLO?
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ANYBODY HERE?
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- ENTER!
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- HI. I'M HERE TO SEE TAYLOR.
I'M--
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- SKYLER MAKEPEACE.
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I ALREADY KNEW THAT.
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BUT THEN AGAIN,
I KNOW MANY THINGS.
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I AM THE GREAT FRANKINI.
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- OF COURSE YOU ARE IN
YOUR PRETTY LITTLE OUTFIT.
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- HEY, CHEEKBONES,
DON'T HUMOR ME.
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I'M THE REAL DEAL.
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- I'M SURE YOU ARE.
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I'M JUST GONNA WAIT
OVER HERE.
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- FINE.
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GUESS YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED
IN YOUR FUTURE.
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YOUR BLEAK, TROUBLED FUTURE
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WHERE YOU'LL SOON MEET
A BROWN-HAIRED GIRL
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WITH A PONYTAIL
WHO IS CURSED
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AND WILL BRING YOU NOTHING
BUT BAD LUCK.
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STAY AWAY FROM HER.
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YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.
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- [gasps] OH, MY GOSH.
SKYLER MAKEPEACE.
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[girls shrieking]
- AAH!
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- SORRY, WE DIDN'T MEAN
TO SCARE YOU.
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SO I'M TAYLOR,
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AND THIS IS
SOPHIE, SUSAN, AND EMMA.
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HERE, LET ME GRAB YOU
A CHAIR.
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- DO YOUR THING, BIG GUY.
- [chuckles]
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[spell whooshing]
[grunts]
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- I'M SO SORRY.
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YOU OKAY?
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- I THINK SO.
THAT WAS WEIRD.
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- HERE.
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- UGH!
- OH, MY GOSH!
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- TAYLOR,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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- I'M SORRY,
I'M SO CLUMSY.
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- YOU...HAVE A BROWN PONYTAIL.
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- AW. THANK YOU.
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HERE, HAVE SOME WATER.
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[spell whooshing]
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- TAYLOR!
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- OH, YOU'RE IN THE ZONE TODAY.
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- OH, MY GOSH.
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UM, LET ME GET YOU A TOWEL.
- NO.
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JUST STAY AWAY FROM ME,
PONYTAIL.
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YOU'RE CURSED!
FORGET THE FUNDRAISER!
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I'M OUT OF HERE.
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- LOOKS LIKE I JUST EARNED
MYSELF A CAPE.
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CLOSE ENOUGH.
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- COME ON.
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JUST LIKE I TAUGHT YOU.
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YOU DON'T NEED SOCK PUPPETS
TO CHARM A GIRL.
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- HEY.
HOW'S MILES DOING?
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- SHH.
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HE'S DRINKING IN MY WISDOM.
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- OKAY.
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- NOT TO BRAG...
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[singsong]
BUT I AM AWESOME.
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- YOU DO KNOW WHAT "BRAG" MEANS,
RIGHT?
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- SO HOW'D IT GO WITH WENDY?
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- WELL, THE TRUTH IS...
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00:10:07,367 --> 00:10:08,833
I GOT A DATE!
242
00:10:08,833 --> 00:10:11,200
- THAT'S MY BOY.
SON, I'M PROUD OF YOU.
243
00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:12,633
IT'S YOUR FIRST DATE.
244
00:10:12,633 --> 00:10:14,000
NOW LISTEN TO YOUR OLD MAN
WHEN I TELL YOU--
245
00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,767
- MICHELLE,
WE NEED TO TALK BOW TIES.
246
00:10:15,767 --> 00:10:17,267
- ALREADY PUT TOGETHER A LIST.
247
00:10:17,267 --> 00:10:18,300
GRAB YOUR BINDER,
MEET ME IN THE KITCHEN.
248
00:10:18,300 --> 00:10:20,567
THIS IS NOT A DRILL, PEOPLE!
249
00:10:20,567 --> 00:10:21,800
- THAT'S COOL.
250
00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:23,667
PLENTY OF OTHER KIDS
IN THIS HOUSE
251
00:10:23,667 --> 00:10:27,533
THAT CAN BENEFIT
FROM MY KNOWLEDGE.
252
00:10:27,533 --> 00:10:31,333
HEY, TAYLOR,
WHAT'S COOKING?
253
00:10:32,333 --> 00:10:33,867
YO, KIDS.
254
00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:36,700
HOW GOES IT?
255
00:10:36,700 --> 00:10:37,767
ALL RIGHT.
256
00:10:37,767 --> 00:10:39,433
I'LL JUST BE IN THE ATTIC,
257
00:10:39,433 --> 00:10:42,100
NOT TAKING ANY
OF THIS PERSONALLY.
258
00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:43,133
[fingers snap]
259
00:10:43,133 --> 00:10:44,367
- GUYS, I DIDN'T MEAN IT.
260
00:10:44,367 --> 00:10:45,867
ALL THAT STUFF WAS
AN ACCIDENT.
261
00:10:45,867 --> 00:10:48,767
- YOU JUST LOST US
SKYLER MAKEPEACE.
262
00:10:48,767 --> 00:10:51,300
- AAH-OW!
263
00:10:51,300 --> 00:10:55,367
WE'RE NOT DOING THAT
ANYMORE?
264
00:10:55,367 --> 00:10:57,967
- WE HAVE A FUNDRAISER
STARTING IN THREE HOURS
265
00:10:57,967 --> 00:10:59,333
AND NO HEADLINER.
266
00:10:59,333 --> 00:11:01,100
- I CAN FIX THIS.
267
00:11:01,100 --> 00:11:02,100
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
268
00:11:02,100 --> 00:11:05,067
YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH.
269
00:11:08,367 --> 00:11:10,767
- TAYLOR, YOU OKAY?
270
00:11:10,767 --> 00:11:12,433
- I WAS UNTIL
I RUINED EVERYTHING
271
00:11:12,433 --> 00:11:15,567
AND LET MY FRIENDS DOWN.
272
00:11:17,067 --> 00:11:20,400
- WELL, AT LEAST YOU GET YOUR
CAKE DAY.
273
00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:22,967
- NO. I HAVE TO GET
SKYLER BACK.
274
00:11:22,967 --> 00:11:24,267
- WHAT?
275
00:11:24,267 --> 00:11:25,967
- I WANTED CRAZY CAKES DAY,
276
00:11:25,967 --> 00:11:27,100
BUT NOT LIKE THIS.
277
00:11:27,100 --> 00:11:29,300
I'M SAVING
TAYLOR'S FUNDRAISER.
278
00:11:29,300 --> 00:11:33,300
- I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND WOMEN.
279
00:11:33,300 --> 00:11:34,300
[poof]
280
00:11:34,300 --> 00:11:36,933
- WHAT'S THAT?
281
00:11:36,933 --> 00:11:38,967
YOU WANT TO LEARN
ABOUT WOMEN, SON?
282
00:11:38,967 --> 00:11:40,067
- YES, I DO.
283
00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:41,900
- YES.
284
00:11:41,900 --> 00:11:48,767
- MICHELLE!
285
00:11:48,767 --> 00:11:50,567
- I CAN'T BELIEVE THE GUY
AT THE FRONT DESK
286
00:11:50,567 --> 00:11:52,233
GAVE YOU
SKYLER'S SUITE NUMBER.
287
00:11:52,233 --> 00:11:54,700
- I CAN'T BELIEVE HE BOUGHT
I WAS A FEDERAL AGENT.
288
00:11:54,700 --> 00:11:57,467
- THE FAKE BADGE
AND HANDCUFFS HELPED.
289
00:11:57,467 --> 00:12:02,100
- RIGHT...FAKE.
290
00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:03,767
OKAY,
LET'S GO CONVINCE SKYLER
291
00:12:03,767 --> 00:12:06,900
HE NEEDS TO DO
TAYLOR'S FUNDRAISER.
292
00:12:10,300 --> 00:12:11,867
- GREAT FRANKINI?
293
00:12:11,867 --> 00:12:14,900
- PLEASE, JUST CALL ME
"GREAT."
294
00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:16,833
MAY I?
295
00:12:19,300 --> 00:12:21,233
- [laughs] WHOA!
296
00:12:21,233 --> 00:12:23,967
THIS SUITE IS SAH-WEET!
297
00:12:23,967 --> 00:12:26,633
- SORRY, I DOUBTED YOU
ABOUT PONYTAIL GIRL.
298
00:12:26,633 --> 00:12:27,633
YOU WERE SO RIGHT.
299
00:12:27,633 --> 00:12:29,600
- YEAH, ABOUT THAT--
300
00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:32,867
STOP JUMPING, IDIOT...
301
00:12:32,867 --> 00:12:36,067
WOULD BE
A GREAT SONG TITLE.
302
00:12:36,067 --> 00:12:37,167
THINK ABOUT IT.
303
00:12:37,167 --> 00:12:39,833
ANYWAY, I CAME HERE TODAY
TO TELL YOU
304
00:12:39,833 --> 00:12:41,433
THAT I'M NOT A PSYCHIC.
305
00:12:41,433 --> 00:12:43,567
- BUT EVERYTHING
YOU SAID CAME TRUE.
306
00:12:43,567 --> 00:12:45,067
- IT WAS A JOKE.
307
00:12:45,067 --> 00:12:46,067
I WANTED TO STOP YOU
308
00:12:46,067 --> 00:12:47,733
FROM DOING TAYLOR'S FUNDRAISER.
309
00:12:47,733 --> 00:12:49,900
- WELL, IT WORKED.
I'M NOT GOING.
310
00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:53,100
- OKAY, V-NECK,
LISTEN UP.
311
00:12:53,100 --> 00:12:54,100
YOU'RE PERFORMING.
312
00:12:54,100 --> 00:12:55,667
I MESSED UP THINGS
FOR MY SISTER,
313
00:12:55,667 --> 00:12:57,167
AND I NEED TO MAKE THIS RIGHT.
314
00:12:57,167 --> 00:12:58,967
- SORRY, BUT I GOT TO THE TOP
OF THE CHARTS
315
00:12:58,967 --> 00:13:01,200
BY TRUSTING MY GUT,
AND IT'S TELLING ME
316
00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:02,300
TO STAY AWAY.
317
00:13:02,300 --> 00:13:04,300
- BUT MY SISTER NEEDS YOU THERE.
318
00:13:04,300 --> 00:13:05,400
- LISTEN. NOT GOING.
319
00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:09,300
YOU CAN LET
YOURSELF OUT.
320
00:13:09,300 --> 00:13:14,233
- WHOA! WHOA!
321
00:13:14,233 --> 00:13:16,300
- [Louie's voice]
UH-OH, FRANKIE.
322
00:13:16,300 --> 00:13:19,567
I THINK I MADE A WHOOPSIE.
323
00:13:19,567 --> 00:13:23,067
- LOUIE, ARE YOU IN THERE?
324
00:13:23,067 --> 00:13:25,733
- YEAH, SORRY.
I'LL GET OUT.
325
00:13:25,733 --> 00:13:27,300
- NO, WAIT.
326
00:13:27,300 --> 00:13:28,533
CAN GHOSTS SOUND
LIKE THE PEOPLE
327
00:13:28,533 --> 00:13:29,800
THEY'RE POSSESSING?
328
00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:30,800
- [normal voice]
OH, FRANKIE.
329
00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:31,867
YOU SILLY, SIMPLE GIRL.
330
00:13:31,867 --> 00:13:33,100
GHOSTS CAN'T--
331
00:13:33,100 --> 00:13:35,767
WHOA! I GUESS I CAN.
332
00:13:35,767 --> 00:13:38,300
- LOUIE, YOU JUST FOUND
A WAY TO SAVE
333
00:13:38,300 --> 00:13:39,500
TAYLOR'S FUNDRAISER.
334
00:13:39,500 --> 00:13:40,767
YOU'RE A GENIUS.
335
00:13:40,767 --> 00:13:43,367
- [Louie's voice]
YEAH, I AM.
336
00:13:43,367 --> 00:13:44,867
UGH.
337
00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:49,100
BUT I LOST MY GOOD LOOKS.
338
00:13:52,733 --> 00:13:54,300
- YOUR DATE WILL BE HERE SOON.
READY?
339
00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:56,633
- BOW TIE, CHECK.
340
00:13:56,633 --> 00:13:59,300
BACKUP BOW TIE, CHECK.
341
00:13:59,300 --> 00:14:02,133
- CONVERSATION STARTERS?
- CHECK.
342
00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:04,267
- CRAZY LADY THAT WON'T GIVE
THE KID SPACE?
343
00:14:04,267 --> 00:14:05,967
CHECK.
344
00:14:05,967 --> 00:14:07,800
- OH, BOY, HERE SHE COMES.
- [gasps]
345
00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:11,167
SHE IS...
[singsong] ADORABLE!
346
00:14:11,167 --> 00:14:14,133
OKAY, MY CHILD.
WE'RE READY.
347
00:14:16,933 --> 00:14:19,067
RAY, YOU'RE OKAY
WITH ME GIVING
348
00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:21,733
ALL THIS AWESOME ADVICE
TO MILES, RIGHT?
349
00:14:21,733 --> 00:14:23,567
- ACTUALLY, AS HIS FATHER,
350
00:14:23,567 --> 00:14:25,067
I WAS REALLY HOPING HE MIGHT--
351
00:14:25,067 --> 00:14:26,233
- GOOD.
352
00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:28,633
BECAUSE I FEEL
WITH MY DATING HELP,
353
00:14:28,633 --> 00:14:30,367
THE SKY'S THE LIMIT FOR MILES.
354
00:14:30,367 --> 00:14:32,867
- WELL, IT'S OVER.
355
00:14:32,867 --> 00:14:34,900
- WHAT?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN "OVER"?
356
00:14:34,900 --> 00:14:37,067
- TURNS OUT SHE'S INTO HAUNTING.
357
00:14:37,067 --> 00:14:39,133
AND THAT'S A LIFESTYLE
I COULD NEVER ACCEPT.
358
00:14:39,133 --> 00:14:41,567
- BUT I HAVE
SO MUCH MORE WISDOM TO SHARE.
359
00:14:41,567 --> 00:14:42,933
- SHH, SHH, SHH.
360
00:14:42,933 --> 00:14:47,200
NO, MICHELLE.
MY HEART NEEDS A BREAK.
361
00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:48,400
- [sighs]
362
00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:50,067
WELL, I GUESS THAT'S THAT.
363
00:14:50,067 --> 00:14:51,667
- HMM, WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.
- WHAT'S THAT?
364
00:14:51,667 --> 00:14:54,133
- I SAID WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT!
365
00:14:56,733 --> 00:14:59,067
[indistinct chatter]
366
00:14:59,067 --> 00:15:00,800
- WE'VE GOT A PACKED HOUSE
OUT THERE.
367
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,233
DID YOU GET THROUGH TO SKYLER?
368
00:15:02,233 --> 00:15:03,833
- [sighs]
HE WON'T PICK UP.
369
00:15:03,833 --> 00:15:05,433
BUT DON'T WORRY.
370
00:15:05,433 --> 00:15:07,767
I'VE GOT A BACKUP PLAN.
371
00:15:07,767 --> 00:15:10,900
HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN ME
SOFT SHOE?
372
00:15:14,333 --> 00:15:17,267
- YAY! WE'RE SAVED.
373
00:15:20,333 --> 00:15:21,400
- HEY.
374
00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:23,067
HAS YOUR FUNDRAISER STARTED?
375
00:15:23,067 --> 00:15:25,900
- NO, BUT MY SOCIAL LIFE
HAS ENDED.
376
00:15:25,900 --> 00:15:29,200
- WELL,
THIS MIGHT CHEER YOU UP.
377
00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:30,300
- NO WAY!
378
00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:31,833
- [normal voice]
HI, TAYLOR! IT'S ME.
379
00:15:31,833 --> 00:15:36,100
FAMOUS POP-STAR PERSON,
SCHOONER MACKELROY.
380
00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:38,467
- [nervous chuckle]
- I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T COMING.
381
00:15:38,467 --> 00:15:39,967
WELL, THIS IS AWESOME!
382
00:15:39,967 --> 00:15:42,133
FRANKIE, YOU'RE THE BEST.
383
00:15:42,133 --> 00:15:45,300
I HAVE TO GO TELL
THE GIRLS.
384
00:15:45,300 --> 00:15:48,767
- OH, CAN'T YOU EVEN GET
HIS NAME RIGHT?
385
00:15:48,767 --> 00:15:49,933
- [Louie's voice]
WHAT?
386
00:15:49,933 --> 00:15:51,600
I'VE NEVER HEARD
OF THIS DUDE.
387
00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:53,300
I'M NOT A POP GUY.
388
00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:55,067
- TAYLOR NEEDS US.
389
00:15:55,067 --> 00:15:56,833
FOR THE NEXT HOUR,
THIS WHOLE PLACE
390
00:15:56,833 --> 00:16:00,133
HAS TO BELIEVE
YOU'RE THE SKYLER MAKEPEACE.
391
00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:04,067
- NO PROBLEM.
CHECK THIS OUT.
392
00:16:04,067 --> 00:16:05,167
[normal voice]
HEY, EVERYONE.
393
00:16:05,167 --> 00:16:09,433
I'M SKIPPER MULLRONEY.
394
00:16:13,633 --> 00:16:15,667
- MICHELLE,
THIS IS TAKING FOREVER.
395
00:16:15,667 --> 00:16:18,700
- SORRY. BUT WHEN YOU SEE
THIS PORTRAIT ON THE WALL,
396
00:16:18,700 --> 00:16:22,467
YOU ARE GOING TO THANK ME.
397
00:16:22,467 --> 00:16:24,267
AND DONE!
398
00:16:24,267 --> 00:16:25,467
WHY, WENDY.
399
00:16:25,467 --> 00:16:28,567
THIS IS A PLEASANT SURPRISE.
400
00:16:28,567 --> 00:16:29,733
- OH, NO.
401
00:16:29,733 --> 00:16:30,867
- I WAS TOLD TO COME HERE
402
00:16:30,867 --> 00:16:32,733
BECAUSE I WON SOMETHING?
- HMM.
403
00:16:32,733 --> 00:16:34,367
YOU DID WIN SOMETHING, WENDY.
404
00:16:34,367 --> 00:16:35,933
A CHANCE FOR HAPPINESS.
405
00:16:35,933 --> 00:16:38,367
- LOOK AT THIS.
406
00:16:38,367 --> 00:16:42,933
I KNEW IT.
YOU'RE NO PAINTER.
407
00:16:42,933 --> 00:16:44,200
- WHILE WE'RE ALL HERE,
408
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:46,767
LET'S FOCUS ON
YOUR RELATIONSHIP.
409
00:16:46,767 --> 00:16:49,100
- OUR WHAT?
410
00:16:49,100 --> 00:16:52,267
- MICHELLE,
WE WENT ON HALF A DATE.
411
00:16:52,267 --> 00:16:54,200
- WHICH COULD STRETCH
INTO A LIFETIME OF MEMORIES
412
00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:55,400
IF YOU WATCH THIS
LITTLE PRESENTATION
413
00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:56,600
I PUT TOGETHER.
414
00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:58,633
- [stammers] WHAT DID YOU DO?
415
00:16:58,633 --> 00:17:00,367
- SHH.
LET'S WATCH.
416
00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:02,067
[presentation playing]
HI.
417
00:17:02,067 --> 00:17:03,267
[mouths silently]
I'M MICHELLE HATHAWAY.
418
00:17:03,267 --> 00:17:06,333
WELCOME TO SECOND CHANCES.
419
00:17:06,333 --> 00:17:09,167
MY 20-STEP GUIDE TO
IMPROVING YOUR RELATIONSHIP.
420
00:17:09,167 --> 00:17:13,167
STEP ONE: COMMUNICATION.
[mouths silently]
421
00:17:13,167 --> 00:17:15,467
EYE CONTACT IS THE KEY
TO HAPPINESS.
422
00:17:15,467 --> 00:17:17,933
THE EYES ARE A WINDOW
TO THE SOUL.
423
00:17:17,933 --> 00:17:19,967
- [panting]
DAD...
424
00:17:19,967 --> 00:17:22,400
MICHELLE HAS CLEARLY LOST
HER MIND.
425
00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:24,533
- 3-D GLASSES ON!
426
00:17:24,533 --> 00:17:26,567
- YEAH, I'M SENSING THAT.
427
00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:27,733
DON'T WORRY, SON.
428
00:17:27,733 --> 00:17:28,867
I'LL FIX THIS.
429
00:17:28,867 --> 00:17:30,900
JUST FOLLOW MY LEAD.
430
00:17:30,900 --> 00:17:34,600
- MILES, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
431
00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:36,567
YOU'RE MISSING THE PART
WHERE I TALK ABOUT TRUST
432
00:17:36,567 --> 00:17:39,533
WHILE PADDLING A CANOE.
433
00:17:39,533 --> 00:17:41,100
- I DON'T CARE.
434
00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:42,300
I DON'T WANT TO DATE WENDY.
435
00:17:42,300 --> 00:17:43,600
SHE'S A HAUNTER.
436
00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:45,100
- WHOA, MILES.
437
00:17:45,100 --> 00:17:47,367
THIS SMART, LOVELY WOMAN WENT
TO ALL THIS TROUBLE
438
00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:49,667
BECAUSE SHE CARES SO MUCH
ABOUT YOU.
439
00:17:49,667 --> 00:17:51,500
- THANK YOU, RAY.
440
00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:52,633
- IT'S ALMOST LIKE
441
00:17:52,633 --> 00:17:54,067
SHE SEES YOU AS A SON.
- I DO.
442
00:17:54,067 --> 00:17:55,600
- AND SHE'D NEVER GET
SO CARRIED AWAY
443
00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:58,133
THAT SHE'D STEER YOU
IN THE WRONG DIRECTION
444
00:17:58,133 --> 00:18:00,933
JUST TO FEEL NEEDED.
445
00:18:00,933 --> 00:18:03,500
- YEAH...
446
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,833
- SO IF SHE THINKS WENDY'S
GOOD ENOUGH
447
00:18:05,833 --> 00:18:08,600
TO DATE HER SON,
THEN YOU'D DO WELL
448
00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:11,567
TO CONSIDER IT.
449
00:18:11,567 --> 00:18:12,600
- I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.
450
00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:13,800
- WAIT!
451
00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:15,567
THAT GIRL IN THERE
IS A HAUNTER.
452
00:18:15,567 --> 00:18:17,867
THERE IS NO WAY
I CAN ALLOW MY SWEET MILES
453
00:18:17,867 --> 00:18:19,367
TO DATE
THE LIKES OF HER.
454
00:18:19,367 --> 00:18:20,767
- REALLY?
455
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,533
OKAY. IF YOU SAY SO.
- MM-HMM.
456
00:18:22,533 --> 00:18:24,800
HOW AM I GONNA BREAK
THE NEWS TO WENDY?
457
00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:25,833
OH.
458
00:18:25,833 --> 00:18:27,500
SHE'S GONE.
459
00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:29,867
OOH, CHAPTER EIGHT.
460
00:18:29,867 --> 00:18:34,933
I'M RELEASING A DOVE.
461
00:18:34,933 --> 00:18:37,400
- DAD, THE WAY YOU JUST
TURNED MICHELLE AROUND
462
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:38,400
WAS BRILLIANT.
463
00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:39,900
IF I EVER NEED ADVICE
ON WOMEN,
464
00:18:39,900 --> 00:18:41,300
I'M COMING TO YOU.
465
00:18:41,300 --> 00:18:42,333
- THANKS, MILES.
466
00:18:42,333 --> 00:18:44,600
THE RAY PRESTON SCHOOL
OF DATING.
467
00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:46,600
[laughs]
I LIKE IT.
468
00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:48,633
- OH, BY THE WAY,
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
469
00:18:48,633 --> 00:18:49,667
YOU WERE ON A DATE?
470
00:18:49,667 --> 00:18:50,767
- GET YOUR BUTT UPSTAIRS
471
00:18:50,767 --> 00:18:53,367
AND FINISH YOUR HOMEWORK.
472
00:18:56,667 --> 00:18:58,067
- I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU GOT SKYLER BACK.
473
00:18:58,067 --> 00:18:59,367
- YEAH, YOU REALLY
STEPPED UP, TAY.
474
00:18:59,367 --> 00:19:01,567
- YOU'RE A HERO.
LIKE ABRAHAM LINCOLN.
475
00:19:01,567 --> 00:19:04,567
ONLY REAL.
476
00:19:04,567 --> 00:19:05,467
- HE'S HERE!
477
00:19:05,467 --> 00:19:07,200
[all shriek]
- I LOVE YOU!
478
00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:08,767
- CAN I TAKE A PICTURE WITH YOU?
- CAN I HAVE A HUG?
479
00:19:08,767 --> 00:19:10,067
- EW, GROSS!
NO HUGGING.
480
00:19:10,067 --> 00:19:14,400
UGH.
EVER HEARD OF KOOTIES?
481
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:16,233
- NOW HERE TO PERFORM
HIS HIT SONG,
482
00:19:16,233 --> 00:19:17,733
I'M DANCING ON A RAINBOW,
483
00:19:17,733 --> 00:19:19,533
SKYLER MAKEPEACE!
484
00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:21,833
[cheers and applause]
485
00:19:21,833 --> 00:19:25,700
- QUIET DOWN, SILLY FEMALES.
486
00:19:25,700 --> 00:19:27,600
* RAINBOWS ARE PURPLE
487
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,700
* RAINBOWS ARE GREEN
488
00:19:29,700 --> 00:19:31,467
* RAINBOWS ARE YELLOW
489
00:19:31,467 --> 00:19:36,667
* AND THAT'S
THE COLOR OF PEE *
490
00:19:36,667 --> 00:19:38,367
[giggles] PEE.
491
00:19:38,367 --> 00:19:41,400
- WHAT IS HAPPENING?
WHAT IS HE DOING?
492
00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:43,400
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
FORGET THAT SONG.
493
00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:45,933
CHECK THIS OUT.
494
00:19:45,933 --> 00:19:48,100
* GIRLS ARE YUCKY,
GIRLS ARE GROSS *
495
00:19:48,100 --> 00:19:50,267
* I LIKE TO RAP,
BUT I DON'T LIKE TOAST *
496
00:19:50,267 --> 00:19:52,367
* SINGING STUPID LOVE SONGS
MAKE ME FROWN *
497
00:19:52,367 --> 00:19:56,700
* I DO MY RHYMING
UPSIDE DOWN *
498
00:19:56,700 --> 00:19:59,867
[crowd gasps]
499
00:19:59,867 --> 00:20:02,367
- NO! LOOK OUT!
500
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:06,800
[thud]
501
00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:09,000
- SECOND VERSE,
SAME AS THE FIRST.
502
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,133
[laughs]
503
00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:19,533
- OKAY. OBVIOUSLY, LOUIE IS
OUT THERE POSSESSING SKYLER.
504
00:20:19,533 --> 00:20:21,767
- IT WAS THE ONLY WAY
TO GET SKYLER BACK
505
00:20:21,767 --> 00:20:23,000
FOR THE FUNDRAISER.
506
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,700
- WHY ARE YOU TRYING
TO HELP SO MUCH?
507
00:20:24,700 --> 00:20:28,400
THAT'S NOT VERY...YOU.
508
00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:32,467
- BECAUSE I'M THE REASON SKYLER
LEFT IN THE FIRST PLACE.
509
00:20:32,467 --> 00:20:34,700
THE CHAIR,
THE WATER BOTTLE--
510
00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:35,900
ALL ME AND LOUIE.
511
00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:37,233
- ARE YOU KIDDING?
512
00:20:37,233 --> 00:20:39,967
YOU KNEW THIS FUNDRAISER
WAS IMPORTANT TO ME.
513
00:20:39,967 --> 00:20:45,067
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
MY SISTER!
514
00:20:45,067 --> 00:20:47,133
WHAT'S THIS?
515
00:20:47,133 --> 00:20:50,000
PICKLES, CHOCOLATE SYRUP--
516
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,067
WAS THIS
FOR CRAZY CAKES DAY?
517
00:20:52,067 --> 00:20:55,633
- UH--NO.
THAT TRADITION IS LAME.
518
00:20:55,633 --> 00:21:01,333
LOOK, I'M SORRY I MESSED UP
YOUR FUNDRAISER.
519
00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:04,500
- YEAH, BUT AT LEAST NOW
I KNOW WHY.
520
00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:06,733
IT TOOK TWO DAYS TO GET
THE SMELL OF CHEESE
521
00:21:06,733 --> 00:21:08,433
OUT OF MY HAIR.
522
00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:10,533
- AND THEN THE HOT SAUCE
GOT IN YOUR EYE
523
00:21:10,533 --> 00:21:14,567
AND WE HAD TO GO TO THE E.R.
[laughs]
524
00:21:14,567 --> 00:21:17,800
THAT--THAT PART WASN'T FUNNY.
525
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:19,967
- ACTUALLY, IT KIND OF WAS.
526
00:21:19,967 --> 00:21:21,400
THE NURSE WITH BUG EYES?
- [laughs]
527
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:25,600
"THE DOCTOR WILL SEE YOU NOW."
528
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:28,233
- I SHOULD NEVER HAVE BLOWN OFF
CRAZY CAKES DAY.
529
00:21:28,233 --> 00:21:30,267
I MEAN, A DAY OF STUFFING
WEIRD FOOD
530
00:21:30,267 --> 00:21:32,100
INTO YOUR SISTER'S MOUTH?
531
00:21:32,100 --> 00:21:33,567
HOW COULD ANYONE
OUTGROW THAT?
532
00:21:33,567 --> 00:21:35,967
- MY SCHEDULE IS PRETTY OPEN
TOMORROW.
533
00:21:35,967 --> 00:21:38,067
- I'D LIKE THAT.
534
00:21:39,633 --> 00:21:40,967
- [chuckles]
535
00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:45,767
OH! SO NICE TO SEE EVERYTHING
IN HERE IS GOING WELL.
536
00:21:45,767 --> 00:21:47,133
I JUST SPENT TWO HOURS
537
00:21:47,133 --> 00:21:49,467
TRAPPED IN A TWEEN DREAM
COVER BOY,
538
00:21:49,467 --> 00:21:58,233
BUT I'M FINE,
THANKS FOR ASKING.
539
00:21:58,233 --> 00:22:00,733
- ON YOUR MARK,
GET SET, EAT!
540
00:22:00,733 --> 00:22:03,467
[blows whistle]
WHOO!
541
00:22:03,467 --> 00:22:05,133
- UGH.
542
00:22:05,133 --> 00:22:06,500
- TOOTHPASTE?
543
00:22:06,500 --> 00:22:07,800
- ANCHOVIES?
544
00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:09,900
- I'M GONNA HURL!
- GROSS!
545
00:22:09,900 --> 00:22:16,933
both: BEST DAY EVER!
546
00:22:16,933 --> 00:22:19,933
[spooky music]
547
00:22:19,933 --> 00:22:28,067
*
548
00:22:41,833 --> 00:22:42,467
[thunder rumbles]
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