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[chuckles] 7 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:34,400 WOULD'VE BEEN NICE IF IT WERE 8 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:37,500 SOMEONE ELSE'S GLASS. 9 00:00:37,500 --> 00:00:39,267 - THAT WAS AMAZING. 10 00:00:39,267 --> 00:00:42,100 - WHAT'S AMAZING IS NO ONE'S TIPPED ME YET. 11 00:00:42,100 --> 00:00:46,233 CLEARLY LABELED JAR HERE, PEOPLE. 12 00:00:46,233 --> 00:00:49,267 PERHAPS THAT WILL CHANGE WHEN YOU SEE ME BEND 13 00:00:49,267 --> 00:00:53,433 AN ORDINARY SPOON USING ONLY MY MIND. 14 00:00:53,433 --> 00:00:56,000 all: OOH. 15 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:58,900 ANY TIME NOW. [Louie groans] 16 00:00:58,900 --> 00:01:01,633 BENDING THE SPOON. 17 00:01:01,633 --> 00:01:03,367 - [groans] 18 00:01:03,367 --> 00:01:05,700 OH, WHAT'S THIS THING MADE OF? 19 00:01:05,700 --> 00:01:08,833 - THIS IS JUST SAD. 20 00:01:16,167 --> 00:01:17,900 - LOOK AT MY BOY OUT THERE. 21 00:01:17,900 --> 00:01:19,633 [chuckles] WHAT A CHARMER. 22 00:01:19,633 --> 00:01:22,400 LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON. [laughs] 23 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:25,900 - IS MILES FLIRTING WITH THAT LAMPPOST? 24 00:01:25,900 --> 00:01:28,300 - NO, HE'S TALKING TO A GHOST GIRL. 25 00:01:28,300 --> 00:01:31,067 - OH. WELL, HOW COME I CAN SEE MILES AND NOT HER? 26 00:01:31,067 --> 00:01:32,767 - BECAUSE MILES LIVES HERE. 27 00:01:32,767 --> 00:01:34,300 YOU CAN ONLY SEE OUTSIDE GHOSTS 28 00:01:34,300 --> 00:01:35,800 WHEN THEY COME INSIDE. - HMM. 29 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:37,600 - THIS HOUSE IS VERY SPECIAL. - HMM. 30 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:38,800 - [groans] 31 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:41,233 [spoon clatters] 32 00:01:41,233 --> 00:01:43,967 OOPS. 33 00:01:43,967 --> 00:01:45,067 - YES. [clears throat] 34 00:01:45,067 --> 00:01:47,400 IT'S VERY SPECIAL. 35 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:49,967 SO MILES HAS A GHOST GIRL CRUSH. 36 00:01:49,967 --> 00:01:51,533 OH, HOW CUTE. 37 00:01:51,533 --> 00:01:52,933 - HMM, LOOK AT HIM. 38 00:01:52,933 --> 00:01:56,633 HE'D HAVE A BETTER SHOT WITH THE LAMPPOST. 39 00:01:56,633 --> 00:01:57,667 - HE'S DOING FINE. 40 00:01:57,667 --> 00:01:59,067 UH-OH. 41 00:01:59,067 --> 00:02:01,467 I THINK HE'S DOING HIS BOW TIE JOKES. 42 00:02:01,467 --> 00:02:03,833 - THE GREAT FRANKINI PREDICTS... 43 00:02:03,833 --> 00:02:06,467 IT'S ABOUT TO GET WORSE. 44 00:02:06,467 --> 00:02:08,100 THERE IT IS. 45 00:02:08,100 --> 00:02:10,433 - AT LEAST HE'S STILL CHATTING HER UP. 46 00:02:10,433 --> 00:02:12,200 - NO, SHE'S GONE. 47 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:15,067 NOW HE'S JUST TALKING TO THE LAMPPOST. 48 00:02:15,067 --> 00:02:18,300 [spooky rock music] 49 00:02:18,300 --> 00:02:21,133 - * IF YOU MOVE INTO A HAUNTED HOUSE * 50 00:02:21,133 --> 00:02:24,067 * YOU GOTTA TRY TO WORK THINGS OUT * 51 00:02:24,067 --> 00:02:26,100 - * SO IF YOU'RE LIVING WITH A GHOST OR THREE * 52 00:02:26,100 --> 00:02:30,067 - * YOU GOTTA BE ONE BIG, SEMI-SCARY FAMILY * 53 00:02:30,067 --> 00:02:32,300 - * DON'T KNOW HOW WE ENDED UP THIS WAY * 54 00:02:32,300 --> 00:02:33,933 - * BUT I GUESS YOU COULD CALL US * 55 00:02:33,933 --> 00:02:36,800 - * THE HAUNTED HATHAWAYS 56 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:39,667 * THE HAUNTED HATHAWAYS 57 00:02:39,667 --> 00:02:41,733 - * THE HAUNTED HATHAWAYS 58 00:02:41,733 --> 00:02:45,500 * 59 00:02:45,500 --> 00:02:53,933 - * THE HAUNTED HATHAWAYS 60 00:02:53,933 --> 00:02:57,133 - [strains] 61 00:02:57,133 --> 00:03:01,200 YOU WILL BEND. YOU WILL. 62 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:02,467 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 63 00:03:02,467 --> 00:03:03,800 - GROCERY STORE. 64 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:06,233 SATURDAY IS CRAZY CAKES DAY. 65 00:03:06,233 --> 00:03:08,133 - WHAT'S THAT? - ONCE A YEAR... 66 00:03:08,133 --> 00:03:09,400 TAYLOR AND I MAKE 67 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:11,267 THE MOST DISGUSTING CAKES POSSIBLE, 68 00:03:11,267 --> 00:03:12,967 THEN DARE EACH OTHER TO EAT THEM. 69 00:03:12,967 --> 00:03:14,900 - DOESN'T THAT MAKE YOU BARF? 70 00:03:14,900 --> 00:03:17,300 - SOMETIMES. 71 00:03:17,300 --> 00:03:19,133 IT'S THE ONE ACTIVITY TAYLOR AND I 72 00:03:19,133 --> 00:03:20,467 STILL HAVE IN COMMON. 73 00:03:20,467 --> 00:03:23,067 I JUST GOT THIS FRAMED FROM LAST YEAR. 74 00:03:24,900 --> 00:03:27,333 [girls shrieking] TAYLOR'S HOME! 75 00:03:27,333 --> 00:03:29,067 - WHAT? 76 00:03:29,067 --> 00:03:31,267 - HERE YOU GO, BIG GUY. 77 00:03:32,933 --> 00:03:35,967 - I HATE YOU. 78 00:03:37,233 --> 00:03:38,833 - WHAT'S WITH THE SCREAMING? 79 00:03:38,833 --> 00:03:40,300 - YOUR SISTER JUST GOT 80 00:03:40,300 --> 00:03:43,833 THE SKYLER MAKEPEACE TO PERFORM AT OUR FUNDRAISER. 81 00:03:43,833 --> 00:03:45,600 all: AAH! 82 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:48,067 - WE'LL SEE HIM SING IN PERSON! 83 00:03:48,067 --> 00:03:49,933 all: AAH! 84 00:03:49,933 --> 00:03:52,467 - GUYS, THERE'S STILL TONS TO PLAN. 85 00:03:52,467 --> 00:03:53,833 - AAH! 86 00:03:53,833 --> 00:03:57,067 WHAT? I LIKE TO PLAN. 87 00:03:57,067 --> 00:03:59,367 - I CAN'T WAIT FOR SATURDAY. 88 00:03:59,367 --> 00:04:00,967 - SATURDAY? 89 00:04:00,967 --> 00:04:03,233 BUT THAT'S CRAZY CAKES DAY. 90 00:04:03,233 --> 00:04:05,700 - FRANKIE, THIS FUNDRAISER IS HUGE. 91 00:04:05,700 --> 00:04:07,100 AND I MEAN, COME ON. 92 00:04:07,100 --> 00:04:08,733 HAVEN'T WE KIND OF OUTGROWN CRAZY CAKES DAY? 93 00:04:08,733 --> 00:04:11,933 - OH...RIGHT. 94 00:04:11,933 --> 00:04:14,100 IT'S REALLY DUMB. 95 00:04:14,100 --> 00:04:15,667 I ONLY BROUGHT IT UP 'CAUSE I THOUGHT 96 00:04:15,667 --> 00:04:18,967 YOU WERE STILL INTO IT. 97 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:20,233 - WHAT'S IN THE BAG? 98 00:04:20,233 --> 00:04:22,900 - UM, THIS BAG? YEAH, UM... 99 00:04:22,900 --> 00:04:25,333 LOOK, SOMEBODY FAMOUS! 100 00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:28,200 - SUSAN, YOU'RE FAMOUS? 101 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:30,933 CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH? 102 00:04:32,367 --> 00:04:34,700 - [plays piano] 103 00:04:34,700 --> 00:04:35,933 - [sighs] 104 00:04:35,933 --> 00:04:37,900 - HEY, SON. HOW YOU DOING? 105 00:04:37,900 --> 00:04:39,500 - I'VE BEEN BETTER. 106 00:04:39,500 --> 00:04:41,700 I HAVE A PERSONAL PROBLEM I'M DEALING WITH. 107 00:04:41,700 --> 00:04:43,700 - I WONDER WHAT THAT COULD BE. 108 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:45,067 IS IT PERHAPS... 109 00:04:45,067 --> 00:04:46,867 * MILES LIKES A GIRL GHOST * 110 00:04:46,867 --> 00:04:49,067 * MILES LIKES A GIRL GHOST 111 00:04:52,933 --> 00:04:54,700 YOU'RE NOT READY TO TALK ABOUT IT. 112 00:04:54,700 --> 00:04:56,100 THAT'S COOL. 113 00:04:56,100 --> 00:04:58,067 [spits, coughs] 114 00:04:58,067 --> 00:05:00,267 - IT'S THIS GIRL WENDY. 115 00:05:00,267 --> 00:05:02,100 I THOUGHT THINGS WERE GOING GREAT. 116 00:05:02,100 --> 00:05:05,233 I WAS WOOING HER WITH MY "A" GAME. 117 00:05:05,233 --> 00:05:07,067 - SON, WE SAW YOU. 118 00:05:07,067 --> 00:05:11,167 YOU HAD A SOCK PUPPET. 119 00:05:11,167 --> 00:05:14,133 - LIKE I SAID, MY "A" GAME. 120 00:05:14,133 --> 00:05:15,900 - I LOVE YOU, SON. BUT NO. 121 00:05:15,900 --> 00:05:19,133 NO, NO, NO. 122 00:05:19,133 --> 00:05:20,767 LUCKILY, YOU LIVE WITH SOMEBODY 123 00:05:20,767 --> 00:05:23,133 WHO CAN TELL YOU EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT WOMEN. 124 00:05:23,133 --> 00:05:25,733 HA! - YOU'RE RIGHT. 125 00:05:25,733 --> 00:05:27,833 IT'S SO OBVIOUS. 126 00:05:27,833 --> 00:05:29,800 MICHELLE! 127 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:31,100 THANKS, DAD. 128 00:05:31,100 --> 00:05:34,800 HEY, MICHELLE! MICHELLE! 129 00:05:34,800 --> 00:05:37,200 - THAT WAS COLD. 130 00:05:40,233 --> 00:05:43,067 - SO YOU WANT MY ADVICE ON DATING? 131 00:05:43,067 --> 00:05:44,633 - YOU SEEM SURPRISED. 132 00:05:44,633 --> 00:05:47,467 - I'M JUST NOT USED TO CHILDREN WANTING MY INPUT. 133 00:05:47,467 --> 00:05:48,700 OBSERVE. 134 00:05:48,700 --> 00:05:50,100 HEY, TAY. 135 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:51,767 WANT TO TALK ABOUT BOYS WITH YOUR OL' MOM? 136 00:05:51,767 --> 00:05:56,533 - I'D RATHER SHAVE MY HEAD AND GO TO MATH CAMP. 137 00:05:56,533 --> 00:05:58,567 - WHY WOULDN'T SHE SEEK YOUR FEEDBACK? 138 00:05:58,567 --> 00:06:01,200 YOU'RE SUCH A HIP, HAPPENING WOMAN. 139 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:03,633 - YOU'RE WISE, MILES. 140 00:06:03,633 --> 00:06:04,967 VERY WISE. 141 00:06:04,967 --> 00:06:07,800 AND I'M GONNA HELP YOU WIN OVER YOUR GHOST CRUSH. 142 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:12,067 WELCOME TO MICHELLE HATHAWAY'S ACADEMY OF DATING. 143 00:06:12,067 --> 00:06:13,767 - THIS IS SO EXCITING. 144 00:06:13,767 --> 00:06:15,333 BY THE WAY, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME 145 00:06:15,333 --> 00:06:16,367 YOU WERE ON A DATE? 146 00:06:16,367 --> 00:06:17,800 - THERE ARE NO QUESTIONS 147 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:21,133 AT MICHELLE HATHAWAY'S ACADEMY OF DATING. 148 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:25,100 - WE HAVE ONE SISTER TRADITION, 149 00:06:25,100 --> 00:06:27,467 THEN TAYLOR CANCELS IT? 150 00:06:27,467 --> 00:06:31,933 I SPENT A FORTUNE ON DISGUSTING FOODS. 151 00:06:31,933 --> 00:06:33,733 - IS IT THE MONEY, FRANKIE? 152 00:06:33,733 --> 00:06:36,633 OR MAYBE YOU WORRY TAYLOR'S ACTIONS SYMBOLIZE 153 00:06:36,633 --> 00:06:41,067 THE FACT YOU TWO ARE EMOTIONALLY DRIFTING APART? 154 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:42,233 - FRANKIE. 155 00:06:42,233 --> 00:06:43,467 THAT POP STAR, SKYLER MAKEPEACE, 156 00:06:43,467 --> 00:06:45,067 IS COMING OVER TO TALK TO TAYLOR 157 00:06:45,067 --> 00:06:46,200 ABOUT HER FUNDRAISER. 158 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:48,733 - WELL, ISN'T THAT SPECIAL? 159 00:06:48,733 --> 00:06:50,600 - TAYLOR GOT HELD UP AT PRACTICE, 160 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:52,767 SO KEEP HIM COMPANY TILL SHE GETS HERE. 161 00:06:52,767 --> 00:06:54,733 - WHY DO I HAVE TO DO IT? 162 00:06:54,733 --> 00:06:56,567 - [sighs] MILES IS ABOUT TO ASK 163 00:06:56,567 --> 00:06:58,300 HIS GHOST FRIEND OUT ON A DATE. 164 00:06:58,300 --> 00:07:00,100 HE'S SO NERVOUS, HE'S THREATENING TO BREAK 165 00:07:00,100 --> 00:07:01,500 OUT THE SOCK PUPPETS AGAIN. 166 00:07:01,500 --> 00:07:04,333 AS HIS ADVISOR, I CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN. 167 00:07:04,333 --> 00:07:07,100 I CAN'T. I WON'T. 168 00:07:09,300 --> 00:07:12,433 - WAIT A SECOND. 169 00:07:12,433 --> 00:07:15,433 IF TAYLOR DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO THIS SATURDAY, 170 00:07:15,433 --> 00:07:17,933 IT WOULD FREE HER UP FOR CRAZY CAKES DAY. 171 00:07:17,933 --> 00:07:19,367 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 172 00:07:19,367 --> 00:07:21,567 - I MEAN SKYLER MAKEPEACE MIGHT NOT WANT TO DO 173 00:07:21,567 --> 00:07:23,167 THE FUNDRAISER AFTER A VISIT 174 00:07:23,167 --> 00:07:26,267 FROM THE GREAT FRANKINI... 175 00:07:26,267 --> 00:07:29,233 AND HER TRUSTY ASSISTANT. 176 00:07:29,233 --> 00:07:30,833 - "ASSISTANT"? 177 00:07:30,833 --> 00:07:32,533 I THOUGHT WE WERE PARTNERS. 178 00:07:32,533 --> 00:07:34,067 - LOUIE, IF WE WERE PARTNERS, 179 00:07:34,067 --> 00:07:37,867 WOULDN'T WE BOTH HAVE CAPES? 180 00:07:39,333 --> 00:07:42,267 [elevator bell dings] - HELLO? 181 00:07:42,267 --> 00:07:43,667 ANYBODY HERE? 182 00:07:43,667 --> 00:07:45,800 - ENTER! 183 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:48,300 - HI. I'M HERE TO SEE TAYLOR. I'M-- 184 00:07:48,300 --> 00:07:50,067 - SKYLER MAKEPEACE. 185 00:07:50,067 --> 00:07:51,533 I ALREADY KNEW THAT. 186 00:07:51,533 --> 00:07:54,733 BUT THEN AGAIN, I KNOW MANY THINGS. 187 00:07:54,733 --> 00:07:57,767 I AM THE GREAT FRANKINI. 188 00:07:57,767 --> 00:08:00,667 - OF COURSE YOU ARE IN YOUR PRETTY LITTLE OUTFIT. 189 00:08:00,667 --> 00:08:03,400 - HEY, CHEEKBONES, DON'T HUMOR ME. 190 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:04,933 I'M THE REAL DEAL. 191 00:08:04,933 --> 00:08:06,167 - I'M SURE YOU ARE. 192 00:08:06,167 --> 00:08:08,567 I'M JUST GONNA WAIT OVER HERE. 193 00:08:08,567 --> 00:08:09,767 - FINE. 194 00:08:09,767 --> 00:08:12,067 GUESS YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR FUTURE. 195 00:08:12,067 --> 00:08:14,500 YOUR BLEAK, TROUBLED FUTURE 196 00:08:14,500 --> 00:08:16,267 WHERE YOU'LL SOON MEET A BROWN-HAIRED GIRL 197 00:08:16,267 --> 00:08:17,667 WITH A PONYTAIL WHO IS CURSED 198 00:08:17,667 --> 00:08:20,433 AND WILL BRING YOU NOTHING BUT BAD LUCK. 199 00:08:20,433 --> 00:08:22,067 STAY AWAY FROM HER. 200 00:08:22,067 --> 00:08:26,500 YOU'VE BEEN WARNED. 201 00:08:27,867 --> 00:08:31,067 - [gasps] OH, MY GOSH. SKYLER MAKEPEACE. 202 00:08:31,067 --> 00:08:33,333 [girls shrieking] - AAH! 203 00:08:33,333 --> 00:08:35,333 - SORRY, WE DIDN'T MEAN TO SCARE YOU. 204 00:08:35,333 --> 00:08:36,533 SO I'M TAYLOR, 205 00:08:36,533 --> 00:08:39,233 AND THIS IS SOPHIE, SUSAN, AND EMMA. 206 00:08:39,233 --> 00:08:41,467 HERE, LET ME GRAB YOU A CHAIR. 207 00:08:42,900 --> 00:08:45,333 - DO YOUR THING, BIG GUY. - [chuckles] 208 00:08:45,333 --> 00:08:47,467 [spell whooshing] [grunts] 209 00:08:48,900 --> 00:08:50,333 - I'M SO SORRY. 210 00:08:50,333 --> 00:08:51,433 YOU OKAY? 211 00:08:51,433 --> 00:08:53,067 - I THINK SO. THAT WAS WEIRD. 212 00:08:53,067 --> 00:08:54,100 - HERE. 213 00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:56,433 - UGH! - OH, MY GOSH! 214 00:08:56,433 --> 00:08:58,533 - TAYLOR, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 215 00:08:58,533 --> 00:09:02,067 - I'M SORRY, I'M SO CLUMSY. 216 00:09:02,067 --> 00:09:04,067 - YOU...HAVE A BROWN PONYTAIL. 217 00:09:04,067 --> 00:09:07,067 - AW. THANK YOU. 218 00:09:07,067 --> 00:09:09,800 HERE, HAVE SOME WATER. 219 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:10,733 [spell whooshing] 220 00:09:14,067 --> 00:09:15,200 - TAYLOR! 221 00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:17,967 - OH, YOU'RE IN THE ZONE TODAY. 222 00:09:17,967 --> 00:09:19,200 - OH, MY GOSH. 223 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:20,700 UM, LET ME GET YOU A TOWEL. - NO. 224 00:09:20,700 --> 00:09:22,067 JUST STAY AWAY FROM ME, PONYTAIL. 225 00:09:22,067 --> 00:09:23,467 YOU'RE CURSED! FORGET THE FUNDRAISER! 226 00:09:23,467 --> 00:09:24,967 I'M OUT OF HERE. 227 00:09:28,733 --> 00:09:33,433 - LOOKS LIKE I JUST EARNED MYSELF A CAPE. 228 00:09:33,433 --> 00:09:35,567 CLOSE ENOUGH. 229 00:09:39,433 --> 00:09:40,433 - COME ON. 230 00:09:40,433 --> 00:09:41,833 JUST LIKE I TAUGHT YOU. 231 00:09:41,833 --> 00:09:44,667 YOU DON'T NEED SOCK PUPPETS TO CHARM A GIRL. 232 00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:46,667 - HEY. HOW'S MILES DOING? 233 00:09:46,667 --> 00:09:47,600 - SHH. 234 00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:50,233 HE'S DRINKING IN MY WISDOM. 235 00:09:50,233 --> 00:09:52,067 - OKAY. 236 00:09:52,067 --> 00:09:53,167 - NOT TO BRAG... 237 00:09:53,167 --> 00:09:56,500 [singsong] BUT I AM AWESOME. 238 00:09:56,500 --> 00:10:00,633 - YOU DO KNOW WHAT "BRAG" MEANS, RIGHT? 239 00:10:02,733 --> 00:10:06,300 - SO HOW'D IT GO WITH WENDY? 240 00:10:06,300 --> 00:10:07,367 - WELL, THE TRUTH IS... 241 00:10:07,367 --> 00:10:08,833 I GOT A DATE! 242 00:10:08,833 --> 00:10:11,200 - THAT'S MY BOY. SON, I'M PROUD OF YOU. 243 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:12,633 IT'S YOUR FIRST DATE. 244 00:10:12,633 --> 00:10:14,000 NOW LISTEN TO YOUR OLD MAN WHEN I TELL YOU-- 245 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,767 - MICHELLE, WE NEED TO TALK BOW TIES. 246 00:10:15,767 --> 00:10:17,267 - ALREADY PUT TOGETHER A LIST. 247 00:10:17,267 --> 00:10:18,300 GRAB YOUR BINDER, MEET ME IN THE KITCHEN. 248 00:10:18,300 --> 00:10:20,567 THIS IS NOT A DRILL, PEOPLE! 249 00:10:20,567 --> 00:10:21,800 - THAT'S COOL. 250 00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:23,667 PLENTY OF OTHER KIDS IN THIS HOUSE 251 00:10:23,667 --> 00:10:27,533 THAT CAN BENEFIT FROM MY KNOWLEDGE. 252 00:10:27,533 --> 00:10:31,333 HEY, TAYLOR, WHAT'S COOKING? 253 00:10:32,333 --> 00:10:33,867 YO, KIDS. 254 00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:36,700 HOW GOES IT? 255 00:10:36,700 --> 00:10:37,767 ALL RIGHT. 256 00:10:37,767 --> 00:10:39,433 I'LL JUST BE IN THE ATTIC, 257 00:10:39,433 --> 00:10:42,100 NOT TAKING ANY OF THIS PERSONALLY. 258 00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:43,133 [fingers snap] 259 00:10:43,133 --> 00:10:44,367 - GUYS, I DIDN'T MEAN IT. 260 00:10:44,367 --> 00:10:45,867 ALL THAT STUFF WAS AN ACCIDENT. 261 00:10:45,867 --> 00:10:48,767 - YOU JUST LOST US SKYLER MAKEPEACE. 262 00:10:48,767 --> 00:10:51,300 - AAH-OW! 263 00:10:51,300 --> 00:10:55,367 WE'RE NOT DOING THAT ANYMORE? 264 00:10:55,367 --> 00:10:57,967 - WE HAVE A FUNDRAISER STARTING IN THREE HOURS 265 00:10:57,967 --> 00:10:59,333 AND NO HEADLINER. 266 00:10:59,333 --> 00:11:01,100 - I CAN FIX THIS. 267 00:11:01,100 --> 00:11:02,100 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 268 00:11:02,100 --> 00:11:05,067 YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH. 269 00:11:08,367 --> 00:11:10,767 - TAYLOR, YOU OKAY? 270 00:11:10,767 --> 00:11:12,433 - I WAS UNTIL I RUINED EVERYTHING 271 00:11:12,433 --> 00:11:15,567 AND LET MY FRIENDS DOWN. 272 00:11:17,067 --> 00:11:20,400 - WELL, AT LEAST YOU GET YOUR CAKE DAY. 273 00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:22,967 - NO. I HAVE TO GET SKYLER BACK. 274 00:11:22,967 --> 00:11:24,267 - WHAT? 275 00:11:24,267 --> 00:11:25,967 - I WANTED CRAZY CAKES DAY, 276 00:11:25,967 --> 00:11:27,100 BUT NOT LIKE THIS. 277 00:11:27,100 --> 00:11:29,300 I'M SAVING TAYLOR'S FUNDRAISER. 278 00:11:29,300 --> 00:11:33,300 - I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND WOMEN. 279 00:11:33,300 --> 00:11:34,300 [poof] 280 00:11:34,300 --> 00:11:36,933 - WHAT'S THAT? 281 00:11:36,933 --> 00:11:38,967 YOU WANT TO LEARN ABOUT WOMEN, SON? 282 00:11:38,967 --> 00:11:40,067 - YES, I DO. 283 00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:41,900 - YES. 284 00:11:41,900 --> 00:11:48,767 - MICHELLE! 285 00:11:48,767 --> 00:11:50,567 - I CAN'T BELIEVE THE GUY AT THE FRONT DESK 286 00:11:50,567 --> 00:11:52,233 GAVE YOU SKYLER'S SUITE NUMBER. 287 00:11:52,233 --> 00:11:54,700 - I CAN'T BELIEVE HE BOUGHT I WAS A FEDERAL AGENT. 288 00:11:54,700 --> 00:11:57,467 - THE FAKE BADGE AND HANDCUFFS HELPED. 289 00:11:57,467 --> 00:12:02,100 - RIGHT...FAKE. 290 00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:03,767 OKAY, LET'S GO CONVINCE SKYLER 291 00:12:03,767 --> 00:12:06,900 HE NEEDS TO DO TAYLOR'S FUNDRAISER. 292 00:12:10,300 --> 00:12:11,867 - GREAT FRANKINI? 293 00:12:11,867 --> 00:12:14,900 - PLEASE, JUST CALL ME "GREAT." 294 00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:16,833 MAY I? 295 00:12:19,300 --> 00:12:21,233 - [laughs] WHOA! 296 00:12:21,233 --> 00:12:23,967 THIS SUITE IS SAH-WEET! 297 00:12:23,967 --> 00:12:26,633 - SORRY, I DOUBTED YOU ABOUT PONYTAIL GIRL. 298 00:12:26,633 --> 00:12:27,633 YOU WERE SO RIGHT. 299 00:12:27,633 --> 00:12:29,600 - YEAH, ABOUT THAT-- 300 00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:32,867 STOP JUMPING, IDIOT... 301 00:12:32,867 --> 00:12:36,067 WOULD BE A GREAT SONG TITLE. 302 00:12:36,067 --> 00:12:37,167 THINK ABOUT IT. 303 00:12:37,167 --> 00:12:39,833 ANYWAY, I CAME HERE TODAY TO TELL YOU 304 00:12:39,833 --> 00:12:41,433 THAT I'M NOT A PSYCHIC. 305 00:12:41,433 --> 00:12:43,567 - BUT EVERYTHING YOU SAID CAME TRUE. 306 00:12:43,567 --> 00:12:45,067 - IT WAS A JOKE. 307 00:12:45,067 --> 00:12:46,067 I WANTED TO STOP YOU 308 00:12:46,067 --> 00:12:47,733 FROM DOING TAYLOR'S FUNDRAISER. 309 00:12:47,733 --> 00:12:49,900 - WELL, IT WORKED. I'M NOT GOING. 310 00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:53,100 - OKAY, V-NECK, LISTEN UP. 311 00:12:53,100 --> 00:12:54,100 YOU'RE PERFORMING. 312 00:12:54,100 --> 00:12:55,667 I MESSED UP THINGS FOR MY SISTER, 313 00:12:55,667 --> 00:12:57,167 AND I NEED TO MAKE THIS RIGHT. 314 00:12:57,167 --> 00:12:58,967 - SORRY, BUT I GOT TO THE TOP OF THE CHARTS 315 00:12:58,967 --> 00:13:01,200 BY TRUSTING MY GUT, AND IT'S TELLING ME 316 00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:02,300 TO STAY AWAY. 317 00:13:02,300 --> 00:13:04,300 - BUT MY SISTER NEEDS YOU THERE. 318 00:13:04,300 --> 00:13:05,400 - LISTEN. NOT GOING. 319 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:09,300 YOU CAN LET YOURSELF OUT. 320 00:13:09,300 --> 00:13:14,233 - WHOA! WHOA! 321 00:13:14,233 --> 00:13:16,300 - [Louie's voice] UH-OH, FRANKIE. 322 00:13:16,300 --> 00:13:19,567 I THINK I MADE A WHOOPSIE. 323 00:13:19,567 --> 00:13:23,067 - LOUIE, ARE YOU IN THERE? 324 00:13:23,067 --> 00:13:25,733 - YEAH, SORRY. I'LL GET OUT. 325 00:13:25,733 --> 00:13:27,300 - NO, WAIT. 326 00:13:27,300 --> 00:13:28,533 CAN GHOSTS SOUND LIKE THE PEOPLE 327 00:13:28,533 --> 00:13:29,800 THEY'RE POSSESSING? 328 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:30,800 - [normal voice] OH, FRANKIE. 329 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:31,867 YOU SILLY, SIMPLE GIRL. 330 00:13:31,867 --> 00:13:33,100 GHOSTS CAN'T-- 331 00:13:33,100 --> 00:13:35,767 WHOA! I GUESS I CAN. 332 00:13:35,767 --> 00:13:38,300 - LOUIE, YOU JUST FOUND A WAY TO SAVE 333 00:13:38,300 --> 00:13:39,500 TAYLOR'S FUNDRAISER. 334 00:13:39,500 --> 00:13:40,767 YOU'RE A GENIUS. 335 00:13:40,767 --> 00:13:43,367 - [Louie's voice] YEAH, I AM. 336 00:13:43,367 --> 00:13:44,867 UGH. 337 00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:49,100 BUT I LOST MY GOOD LOOKS. 338 00:13:52,733 --> 00:13:54,300 - YOUR DATE WILL BE HERE SOON. READY? 339 00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:56,633 - BOW TIE, CHECK. 340 00:13:56,633 --> 00:13:59,300 BACKUP BOW TIE, CHECK. 341 00:13:59,300 --> 00:14:02,133 - CONVERSATION STARTERS? - CHECK. 342 00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:04,267 - CRAZY LADY THAT WON'T GIVE THE KID SPACE? 343 00:14:04,267 --> 00:14:05,967 CHECK. 344 00:14:05,967 --> 00:14:07,800 - OH, BOY, HERE SHE COMES. - [gasps] 345 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:11,167 SHE IS... [singsong] ADORABLE! 346 00:14:11,167 --> 00:14:14,133 OKAY, MY CHILD. WE'RE READY. 347 00:14:16,933 --> 00:14:19,067 RAY, YOU'RE OKAY WITH ME GIVING 348 00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:21,733 ALL THIS AWESOME ADVICE TO MILES, RIGHT? 349 00:14:21,733 --> 00:14:23,567 - ACTUALLY, AS HIS FATHER, 350 00:14:23,567 --> 00:14:25,067 I WAS REALLY HOPING HE MIGHT-- 351 00:14:25,067 --> 00:14:26,233 - GOOD. 352 00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:28,633 BECAUSE I FEEL WITH MY DATING HELP, 353 00:14:28,633 --> 00:14:30,367 THE SKY'S THE LIMIT FOR MILES. 354 00:14:30,367 --> 00:14:32,867 - WELL, IT'S OVER. 355 00:14:32,867 --> 00:14:34,900 - WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN "OVER"? 356 00:14:34,900 --> 00:14:37,067 - TURNS OUT SHE'S INTO HAUNTING. 357 00:14:37,067 --> 00:14:39,133 AND THAT'S A LIFESTYLE I COULD NEVER ACCEPT. 358 00:14:39,133 --> 00:14:41,567 - BUT I HAVE SO MUCH MORE WISDOM TO SHARE. 359 00:14:41,567 --> 00:14:42,933 - SHH, SHH, SHH. 360 00:14:42,933 --> 00:14:47,200 NO, MICHELLE. MY HEART NEEDS A BREAK. 361 00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:48,400 - [sighs] 362 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:50,067 WELL, I GUESS THAT'S THAT. 363 00:14:50,067 --> 00:14:51,667 - HMM, WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT. - WHAT'S THAT? 364 00:14:51,667 --> 00:14:54,133 - I SAID WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT! 365 00:14:56,733 --> 00:14:59,067 [indistinct chatter] 366 00:14:59,067 --> 00:15:00,800 - WE'VE GOT A PACKED HOUSE OUT THERE. 367 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,233 DID YOU GET THROUGH TO SKYLER? 368 00:15:02,233 --> 00:15:03,833 - [sighs] HE WON'T PICK UP. 369 00:15:03,833 --> 00:15:05,433 BUT DON'T WORRY. 370 00:15:05,433 --> 00:15:07,767 I'VE GOT A BACKUP PLAN. 371 00:15:07,767 --> 00:15:10,900 HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN ME SOFT SHOE? 372 00:15:14,333 --> 00:15:17,267 - YAY! WE'RE SAVED. 373 00:15:20,333 --> 00:15:21,400 - HEY. 374 00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:23,067 HAS YOUR FUNDRAISER STARTED? 375 00:15:23,067 --> 00:15:25,900 - NO, BUT MY SOCIAL LIFE HAS ENDED. 376 00:15:25,900 --> 00:15:29,200 - WELL, THIS MIGHT CHEER YOU UP. 377 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:30,300 - NO WAY! 378 00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:31,833 - [normal voice] HI, TAYLOR! IT'S ME. 379 00:15:31,833 --> 00:15:36,100 FAMOUS POP-STAR PERSON, SCHOONER MACKELROY. 380 00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:38,467 - [nervous chuckle] - I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T COMING. 381 00:15:38,467 --> 00:15:39,967 WELL, THIS IS AWESOME! 382 00:15:39,967 --> 00:15:42,133 FRANKIE, YOU'RE THE BEST. 383 00:15:42,133 --> 00:15:45,300 I HAVE TO GO TELL THE GIRLS. 384 00:15:45,300 --> 00:15:48,767 - OH, CAN'T YOU EVEN GET HIS NAME RIGHT? 385 00:15:48,767 --> 00:15:49,933 - [Louie's voice] WHAT? 386 00:15:49,933 --> 00:15:51,600 I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THIS DUDE. 387 00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:53,300 I'M NOT A POP GUY. 388 00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:55,067 - TAYLOR NEEDS US. 389 00:15:55,067 --> 00:15:56,833 FOR THE NEXT HOUR, THIS WHOLE PLACE 390 00:15:56,833 --> 00:16:00,133 HAS TO BELIEVE YOU'RE THE SKYLER MAKEPEACE. 391 00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:04,067 - NO PROBLEM. CHECK THIS OUT. 392 00:16:04,067 --> 00:16:05,167 [normal voice] HEY, EVERYONE. 393 00:16:05,167 --> 00:16:09,433 I'M SKIPPER MULLRONEY. 394 00:16:13,633 --> 00:16:15,667 - MICHELLE, THIS IS TAKING FOREVER. 395 00:16:15,667 --> 00:16:18,700 - SORRY. BUT WHEN YOU SEE THIS PORTRAIT ON THE WALL, 396 00:16:18,700 --> 00:16:22,467 YOU ARE GOING TO THANK ME. 397 00:16:22,467 --> 00:16:24,267 AND DONE! 398 00:16:24,267 --> 00:16:25,467 WHY, WENDY. 399 00:16:25,467 --> 00:16:28,567 THIS IS A PLEASANT SURPRISE. 400 00:16:28,567 --> 00:16:29,733 - OH, NO. 401 00:16:29,733 --> 00:16:30,867 - I WAS TOLD TO COME HERE 402 00:16:30,867 --> 00:16:32,733 BECAUSE I WON SOMETHING? - HMM. 403 00:16:32,733 --> 00:16:34,367 YOU DID WIN SOMETHING, WENDY. 404 00:16:34,367 --> 00:16:35,933 A CHANCE FOR HAPPINESS. 405 00:16:35,933 --> 00:16:38,367 - LOOK AT THIS. 406 00:16:38,367 --> 00:16:42,933 I KNEW IT. YOU'RE NO PAINTER. 407 00:16:42,933 --> 00:16:44,200 - WHILE WE'RE ALL HERE, 408 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:46,767 LET'S FOCUS ON YOUR RELATIONSHIP. 409 00:16:46,767 --> 00:16:49,100 - OUR WHAT? 410 00:16:49,100 --> 00:16:52,267 - MICHELLE, WE WENT ON HALF A DATE. 411 00:16:52,267 --> 00:16:54,200 - WHICH COULD STRETCH INTO A LIFETIME OF MEMORIES 412 00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:55,400 IF YOU WATCH THIS LITTLE PRESENTATION 413 00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:56,600 I PUT TOGETHER. 414 00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:58,633 - [stammers] WHAT DID YOU DO? 415 00:16:58,633 --> 00:17:00,367 - SHH. LET'S WATCH. 416 00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:02,067 [presentation playing] HI. 417 00:17:02,067 --> 00:17:03,267 [mouths silently] I'M MICHELLE HATHAWAY. 418 00:17:03,267 --> 00:17:06,333 WELCOME TO SECOND CHANCES. 419 00:17:06,333 --> 00:17:09,167 MY 20-STEP GUIDE TO IMPROVING YOUR RELATIONSHIP. 420 00:17:09,167 --> 00:17:13,167 STEP ONE: COMMUNICATION. [mouths silently] 421 00:17:13,167 --> 00:17:15,467 EYE CONTACT IS THE KEY TO HAPPINESS. 422 00:17:15,467 --> 00:17:17,933 THE EYES ARE A WINDOW TO THE SOUL. 423 00:17:17,933 --> 00:17:19,967 - [panting] DAD... 424 00:17:19,967 --> 00:17:22,400 MICHELLE HAS CLEARLY LOST HER MIND. 425 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:24,533 - 3-D GLASSES ON! 426 00:17:24,533 --> 00:17:26,567 - YEAH, I'M SENSING THAT. 427 00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:27,733 DON'T WORRY, SON. 428 00:17:27,733 --> 00:17:28,867 I'LL FIX THIS. 429 00:17:28,867 --> 00:17:30,900 JUST FOLLOW MY LEAD. 430 00:17:30,900 --> 00:17:34,600 - MILES, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 431 00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:36,567 YOU'RE MISSING THE PART WHERE I TALK ABOUT TRUST 432 00:17:36,567 --> 00:17:39,533 WHILE PADDLING A CANOE. 433 00:17:39,533 --> 00:17:41,100 - I DON'T CARE. 434 00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:42,300 I DON'T WANT TO DATE WENDY. 435 00:17:42,300 --> 00:17:43,600 SHE'S A HAUNTER. 436 00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:45,100 - WHOA, MILES. 437 00:17:45,100 --> 00:17:47,367 THIS SMART, LOVELY WOMAN WENT TO ALL THIS TROUBLE 438 00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:49,667 BECAUSE SHE CARES SO MUCH ABOUT YOU. 439 00:17:49,667 --> 00:17:51,500 - THANK YOU, RAY. 440 00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:52,633 - IT'S ALMOST LIKE 441 00:17:52,633 --> 00:17:54,067 SHE SEES YOU AS A SON. - I DO. 442 00:17:54,067 --> 00:17:55,600 - AND SHE'D NEVER GET SO CARRIED AWAY 443 00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:58,133 THAT SHE'D STEER YOU IN THE WRONG DIRECTION 444 00:17:58,133 --> 00:18:00,933 JUST TO FEEL NEEDED. 445 00:18:00,933 --> 00:18:03,500 - YEAH... 446 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,833 - SO IF SHE THINKS WENDY'S GOOD ENOUGH 447 00:18:05,833 --> 00:18:08,600 TO DATE HER SON, THEN YOU'D DO WELL 448 00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:11,567 TO CONSIDER IT. 449 00:18:11,567 --> 00:18:12,600 - I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. 450 00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:13,800 - WAIT! 451 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:15,567 THAT GIRL IN THERE IS A HAUNTER. 452 00:18:15,567 --> 00:18:17,867 THERE IS NO WAY I CAN ALLOW MY SWEET MILES 453 00:18:17,867 --> 00:18:19,367 TO DATE THE LIKES OF HER. 454 00:18:19,367 --> 00:18:20,767 - REALLY? 455 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,533 OKAY. IF YOU SAY SO. - MM-HMM. 456 00:18:22,533 --> 00:18:24,800 HOW AM I GONNA BREAK THE NEWS TO WENDY? 457 00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:25,833 OH. 458 00:18:25,833 --> 00:18:27,500 SHE'S GONE. 459 00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:29,867 OOH, CHAPTER EIGHT. 460 00:18:29,867 --> 00:18:34,933 I'M RELEASING A DOVE. 461 00:18:34,933 --> 00:18:37,400 - DAD, THE WAY YOU JUST TURNED MICHELLE AROUND 462 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:38,400 WAS BRILLIANT. 463 00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:39,900 IF I EVER NEED ADVICE ON WOMEN, 464 00:18:39,900 --> 00:18:41,300 I'M COMING TO YOU. 465 00:18:41,300 --> 00:18:42,333 - THANKS, MILES. 466 00:18:42,333 --> 00:18:44,600 THE RAY PRESTON SCHOOL OF DATING. 467 00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:46,600 [laughs] I LIKE IT. 468 00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:48,633 - OH, BY THE WAY, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME 469 00:18:48,633 --> 00:18:49,667 YOU WERE ON A DATE? 470 00:18:49,667 --> 00:18:50,767 - GET YOUR BUTT UPSTAIRS 471 00:18:50,767 --> 00:18:53,367 AND FINISH YOUR HOMEWORK. 472 00:18:56,667 --> 00:18:58,067 - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT SKYLER BACK. 473 00:18:58,067 --> 00:18:59,367 - YEAH, YOU REALLY STEPPED UP, TAY. 474 00:18:59,367 --> 00:19:01,567 - YOU'RE A HERO. LIKE ABRAHAM LINCOLN. 475 00:19:01,567 --> 00:19:04,567 ONLY REAL. 476 00:19:04,567 --> 00:19:05,467 - HE'S HERE! 477 00:19:05,467 --> 00:19:07,200 [all shriek] - I LOVE YOU! 478 00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:08,767 - CAN I TAKE A PICTURE WITH YOU? - CAN I HAVE A HUG? 479 00:19:08,767 --> 00:19:10,067 - EW, GROSS! NO HUGGING. 480 00:19:10,067 --> 00:19:14,400 UGH. EVER HEARD OF KOOTIES? 481 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:16,233 - NOW HERE TO PERFORM HIS HIT SONG, 482 00:19:16,233 --> 00:19:17,733 I'M DANCING ON A RAINBOW, 483 00:19:17,733 --> 00:19:19,533 SKYLER MAKEPEACE! 484 00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:21,833 [cheers and applause] 485 00:19:21,833 --> 00:19:25,700 - QUIET DOWN, SILLY FEMALES. 486 00:19:25,700 --> 00:19:27,600 * RAINBOWS ARE PURPLE 487 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,700 * RAINBOWS ARE GREEN 488 00:19:29,700 --> 00:19:31,467 * RAINBOWS ARE YELLOW 489 00:19:31,467 --> 00:19:36,667 * AND THAT'S THE COLOR OF PEE * 490 00:19:36,667 --> 00:19:38,367 [giggles] PEE. 491 00:19:38,367 --> 00:19:41,400 - WHAT IS HAPPENING? WHAT IS HE DOING? 492 00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:43,400 - YOU KNOW WHAT? FORGET THAT SONG. 493 00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:45,933 CHECK THIS OUT. 494 00:19:45,933 --> 00:19:48,100 * GIRLS ARE YUCKY, GIRLS ARE GROSS * 495 00:19:48,100 --> 00:19:50,267 * I LIKE TO RAP, BUT I DON'T LIKE TOAST * 496 00:19:50,267 --> 00:19:52,367 * SINGING STUPID LOVE SONGS MAKE ME FROWN * 497 00:19:52,367 --> 00:19:56,700 * I DO MY RHYMING UPSIDE DOWN * 498 00:19:56,700 --> 00:19:59,867 [crowd gasps] 499 00:19:59,867 --> 00:20:02,367 - NO! LOOK OUT! 500 00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:06,800 [thud] 501 00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:09,000 - SECOND VERSE, SAME AS THE FIRST. 502 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,133 [laughs] 503 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:19,533 - OKAY. OBVIOUSLY, LOUIE IS OUT THERE POSSESSING SKYLER. 504 00:20:19,533 --> 00:20:21,767 - IT WAS THE ONLY WAY TO GET SKYLER BACK 505 00:20:21,767 --> 00:20:23,000 FOR THE FUNDRAISER. 506 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,700 - WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO HELP SO MUCH? 507 00:20:24,700 --> 00:20:28,400 THAT'S NOT VERY...YOU. 508 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:32,467 - BECAUSE I'M THE REASON SKYLER LEFT IN THE FIRST PLACE. 509 00:20:32,467 --> 00:20:34,700 THE CHAIR, THE WATER BOTTLE-- 510 00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:35,900 ALL ME AND LOUIE. 511 00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:37,233 - ARE YOU KIDDING? 512 00:20:37,233 --> 00:20:39,967 YOU KNEW THIS FUNDRAISER WAS IMPORTANT TO ME. 513 00:20:39,967 --> 00:20:45,067 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY SISTER! 514 00:20:45,067 --> 00:20:47,133 WHAT'S THIS? 515 00:20:47,133 --> 00:20:50,000 PICKLES, CHOCOLATE SYRUP-- 516 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,067 WAS THIS FOR CRAZY CAKES DAY? 517 00:20:52,067 --> 00:20:55,633 - UH--NO. THAT TRADITION IS LAME. 518 00:20:55,633 --> 00:21:01,333 LOOK, I'M SORRY I MESSED UP YOUR FUNDRAISER. 519 00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:04,500 - YEAH, BUT AT LEAST NOW I KNOW WHY. 520 00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:06,733 IT TOOK TWO DAYS TO GET THE SMELL OF CHEESE 521 00:21:06,733 --> 00:21:08,433 OUT OF MY HAIR. 522 00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:10,533 - AND THEN THE HOT SAUCE GOT IN YOUR EYE 523 00:21:10,533 --> 00:21:14,567 AND WE HAD TO GO TO THE E.R. [laughs] 524 00:21:14,567 --> 00:21:17,800 THAT--THAT PART WASN'T FUNNY. 525 00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:19,967 - ACTUALLY, IT KIND OF WAS. 526 00:21:19,967 --> 00:21:21,400 THE NURSE WITH BUG EYES? - [laughs] 527 00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:25,600 "THE DOCTOR WILL SEE YOU NOW." 528 00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:28,233 - I SHOULD NEVER HAVE BLOWN OFF CRAZY CAKES DAY. 529 00:21:28,233 --> 00:21:30,267 I MEAN, A DAY OF STUFFING WEIRD FOOD 530 00:21:30,267 --> 00:21:32,100 INTO YOUR SISTER'S MOUTH? 531 00:21:32,100 --> 00:21:33,567 HOW COULD ANYONE OUTGROW THAT? 532 00:21:33,567 --> 00:21:35,967 - MY SCHEDULE IS PRETTY OPEN TOMORROW. 533 00:21:35,967 --> 00:21:38,067 - I'D LIKE THAT. 534 00:21:39,633 --> 00:21:40,967 - [chuckles] 535 00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:45,767 OH! SO NICE TO SEE EVERYTHING IN HERE IS GOING WELL. 536 00:21:45,767 --> 00:21:47,133 I JUST SPENT TWO HOURS 537 00:21:47,133 --> 00:21:49,467 TRAPPED IN A TWEEN DREAM COVER BOY, 538 00:21:49,467 --> 00:21:58,233 BUT I'M FINE, THANKS FOR ASKING. 539 00:21:58,233 --> 00:22:00,733 - ON YOUR MARK, GET SET, EAT! 540 00:22:00,733 --> 00:22:03,467 [blows whistle] WHOO! 541 00:22:03,467 --> 00:22:05,133 - UGH. 542 00:22:05,133 --> 00:22:06,500 - TOOTHPASTE? 543 00:22:06,500 --> 00:22:07,800 - ANCHOVIES? 544 00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:09,900 - I'M GONNA HURL! - GROSS! 545 00:22:09,900 --> 00:22:16,933 both: BEST DAY EVER! 546 00:22:16,933 --> 00:22:19,933 [spooky music] 547 00:22:19,933 --> 00:22:28,067 * 548 00:22:41,833 --> 00:22:42,467 [thunder rumbles] 36524

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