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Did you hear something? No.

Ares' message said to meet
him here, in these woods?

That's right.

Do you think he's
calling in a favor?

EVE: We do owe him.
We owe him everything.

He gave up his
immortality for us.

For the God of War
there's no greater sacrifice.

Maybe he wants to see you again.

After all, he does
have a thing for you.

Nah. He wants
something. My point exactly.

Weren't these Amazon
lands at one time?

They still are. Why do you ask?

No reason.

What happened here?

GABRIELLE: Who would
destroy the Amazon forest?

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

Let's go.

(GRUNTING)

Varia, let's go! There's
too many of them!

(XENA ULULATING)

(YELLS)

(SCREAMS)

(MOANING)

We don't often have such
welcome strangers on our land.

Thank you.

I'm glad we could help,
but we're not strangers.

Yeah,

that one looks familiar.

I am Marga, Queen
of the Amazons.

This is Varia, my
second in command.

Xena. Gabrielle, Eve.

No strangers indeed.

Gabrielle,

you are an Amazon
queen yourself.

Xena, it's said that you
have the power to kill gods.

MARGA: I hope that is true.

We have one more for you.

XENA: Who?

Ares, the God of War.

NARRATOR: In a
time of ancient gods,

warlords, and kings,

a land in turmoil
cried out for a hero.

She was Xena, a mighty princess

forged in the heat of battle.

The power,

the passion,

the danger.

(GRUNTING)

Her courage will
change the world.

Why would Ares
attack the Amazons?

Why would he send for me?

It makes no sense.

He knows you
wouldn't fight them.

Right?

I don't know what he knows.

Gabrielle, I'm gonna head
back and check out his army,

find out how strong he is.

You talk to Marga,

get all the information you can.

Right.

My Lord... Shh, shh.

Did you find the Amazon camp?

(SIGHS) No, Lord Ares.

We were ambushed.

We had them defeated, then
reinforcements showed up.

So you let a few
Amazons stop you?

A few?

No, there were
dozens of them, sir.

We need more men.

(CLICKS TONGUE)

Bad answer.

(GROANS)

No more excuses!
I want that village!

But, sir, why don't you use your
powers to blast them into oblivion?

Where's the fun in that?

Now, get moving.

I want those Amazons on their
knees by the end of the day.

Go!

(FLY BUZZING)

(YELLS)

(XENA CHUCKLES)

The great God of War
can't even hurt a fly.

Xena, you came.

Lucky for you. That
fly nearly had ya.

I'm calling in a favor.

I think you know
what I'm talking about.

Yeah. So spit it out,
what do you want?

I want my godhood back.

GABRIELLE: Marga, why do you
think that Ares is attacking the Amazons?

Well, we've always
had an uneasy rapport,

but suddenly he
wants to wipe us out.

Is there something you have
that could be of use to him?

It's a mystery.

All we had is our land,

but he's destroyed most of it.

He's reduced us to living like

bandits in our own forest.

But he will never defeat us.

We will defend what's
left, to the death.

I don't do mortal at all well.

I'm more of a, uh...

What was that word? Uh...

God!

So you want the
Amazons' ambrosia.

They do have it! I knew it!

My sister Artemis

came to me in a dream
from the other side.

She told me they
got a secret stash.

Oh, they don't admit it
to anybody, but they got it.

They'll never give it
up, Ares. Not to you.

And that is where you come in.

They trust you.

You go in, get the ambrosia,
no one has to go to war.

No one has to go to war.

I'll pretend I didn't hear that.

I've got a better idea.

You give me control
of your army, I go in

and squish that
little Amazon village.

And after that, getting the
ambrosia won't be a problem.

Besides, I'm looking
forward to a little war.

Xena, you sound
like your old self.

Oh, this is too easy.

What are you up to?

Do I have to be up to something?

This greater good
thing gets old, right?

I never tried it. Sure you did.

Aren't you regretting
giving up your godhood?

Having to depend on
others to do things for you?

Bleeding like a stuck pig.

Now that you mention it.

And having to ask me for help?

Yeah, that sucked.

And all because
you did a good deed!

Was it worth it?

Let me get back
to you on that one.

(CHUCKLES)

What are you doing?

To think I actually
saved your life.

Xena.

Gabrielle.

Thought you were
watching the Amazons.

The Amazons know what you want.

They're not giving it up.

Then we'll just have
to take it from them.

Yeah.

They're weak. It
won't take much.

What happened to the peace-loving
blonde chick you used to be?

Ares.

That Gabrielle's
been gone a long time.

You and Xena showed me
that warriors rule the world,

not philosophers.

(YAWNS) All right.

I could get used
to this. I could.

VARIA: Come on! Harder!

Keep it low! Keep it lower!

(GRUNTS)

(SCREAMS)

I can't place where
I've seen you before.

Maybe I have a common look.

Yeah, right.

You showed some nice moves
when we were fighting earlier.

I was just trying to keep
people from getting hurt.

That's a strange thing to
do in the middle of a battle.

I don't fight.

You travel with those
two, but you don't fight?

You've fought before.

I could tell by the
way you move.

You have experience.

Look, I don't talk
about my past.

All right.

Let's stick with the present.

There's not many of us left.

We need good fighters
for the battle ahead.

So either you can join us
in the fight against Ares...

No. No, I can't do that.

Then you can fight me now.

Come on, hit me.

I'm not looking for trouble.

I live for trouble.

Believe me,

you don't want to make me angry.

(FLY BUZZING)

You're my friend, fly.

There is no dishonor in defeat.

For I am the God of War!

Did you forget me so soon?

I didn't always take second
place to Xena, remember?

Well, well, well, the
chip off the old block.

Do I hear jealousy?

I should be leading your army.

Not her.

Get in line.

Oh, this just gets
better and better.

Say, what happened
to your new path?

I got over it.

Those Amazons really
rub me the wrong way.

FURY EVE: So...
When do we start?

I'll tell my commander to
prepare for an all-out assault.

(SNAPS FINGERS)

I have got to get that ambrosia.

I will never get used
to walking everywhere.

Oh, and, Ares, when
we do get the ambrosia,

why don't we split it four ways?

We could create an
Olympus on Earth.

Four ways? Nasty.

(SNICKERS) Sounds great.

You know, when I told my
commanders that I had sent for you,

they thought I was crazy.

Can you imagine,

here I am spinning brilliant, and those
idiots think I'm insane! What a joke!

(ALL CHUCKLING)

If he is not insane,
then I am not a Fury.

(LAUGHS)

FURY 3: Xena and Ares,
one against the other.

One of them has
to die, maybe both.

Then the Olympians
will be avenged

and the path will be clear
for us to rule mankind.

(LAUGHING)

Attention!

Lord Ares! Lord Ares.

I finished it.

What's that?

My new armor.

Yes, Lord.

Well, what's it for?

Can't be too careful.
You know what I mean?

Beg pardon, m'lord?

People might wonder what
the God of War needs with that.

You think?

No, sir, I try not to.

Yeah, she's right, you know.

If people find out
about your little problem.

(GRUNTS)

Might be trouble.

Shh! Not so loud.

Beg your pardon, My Lord.

You got a point there.

I have?

I thought I filed them all down.

Get rid of it, Ares.

Remember, you're invincible.

Yeah.

I changed my mind. Scrap it.

But, sir, I... (STAMMERS)

Did you hear me?

What does the God of
War need with armor?

Now get lost!

Stay here.

I'll get my sword, we
can start the attack.

I told you to get lost!

I thought I told
you to wait outside.

You haven't told
us anything yet.

What's going on?

I am getting my sword,
just like I told you.

"Ares, ditch the armor.

"Ares, what's goin' on?"

Honey, sweetie, I love you,
but you are suffocating me.

Now, get ready.

We are gonna roll right over
those Amazons just like you said.

Ares, what are
you talking about?

War, baby!

Come on, you
were hot for it before.

Ares, there's not
going to be any war.

(LAUGHS) You are such a kidder.

No war. Don't touch me.

He has lost his mind.

Maybe he had a
push in that direction.

Furies?

I'd bet on it.

What took you so long?

We were getting antsy.

I thought... Don't think.

It's time to fight.
Death to the Amazons.

Now you're talking.

Death to the Amazons!

SOLDIERS: Yeah!

Ares!

Come on, get moving!

Ares.

Come on, Ares,

give the order.

Let's go kill them all.

Let's go! Let's kill them all!

(SOLDIERS CHEERING)

(LAUGHS)

Let's walk!

It's the Furies, all right.

We've got no time
to lose. Let's go.

There.

Let's head them off at the pass.

(CLANKS)

(GASPS)

MAN: Avalanche!

(SHOUTING)

That's not gonna
hold them for long.

I need Tyrus, Nikos,
Maximus and Dryus.

Over there. Start
clearing the rocks.

Let's get back to the
Amazon village and warn 'em.

How is she?

Kayla, sister.

You all right? Yeah.

You took care of my sister Amazons
before you took care of yourself.

Thank you.

My wound was a small one.

That old scar's a bad one.

Take a look at this.

Wow.

A Roman short sword.

The man who did it died before
he had time to wipe his blade.

Hmm.

A Gaelic spear.

The man who did
it, his entire regiment,

his village and two
neighboring villages,

destroyed before
the sun went down.

I was right. You
were a serious warrior.

Don't you miss it?

I mean, the knot in your
stomach as you prepare for war.

The quiet after a tough battle.

Yeah.

Victory snatched
from the jaws of defeat.

Death so close,

then suddenly driven away.

No, I don't miss it.

Will you teach me some moves?

Will you use them
to hurt others?

For defense only.

Okay.

(GRUNTING)

Very good. You're a natural.

Thanks. Come on,
show me another one.

No, I can't.

Admit you enjoyed
teaching me that.

It was all right.

One more.

Your best move.

Okay.

Say you're being charged
by two lines of infantry

and you don't have the
angle to flip over them,

you do this.

Yaaah!

See, that'll put you right...

I've only seen one
warrior do that move.

I knew I recognized
you from someplace.

You're Livia, the bitch of Rome.

(ANGRY SHOUTING)

Time to die, bitch!

What now?

Maybe they're
getting their spirits up.

Hold it!

Cut her free!

Can't do that, Xena.

You take on Eve, you take on me.

Good, it was you who
brought her into our village.

They know who I am, Mother.

We don't have time for this.

Ares' army is advancing.

You're completely outnumbered.

So if you wanna save what's
left of the Amazon Nation,

you'll flee now.

Your daughter, Xena?

She is the reason we
are so few in numbers!

Her army attacked us at night.

And many of our best
warriors were killed.

They were the lucky ones.

GABRIELLE: Lucky to die?

Eve?

The Amazons I captured,
I sold them to slavery.

Now she must pay.

Our law says Eve must die.

GABRIELLE: I can't
let that happen, Marga.

Are you challenging me?

If it comes to that, I
am challenging you.

That Roman did save my life.

And we do need Xena.

We'll wait until after this is
resolved before we deal with her.

Get out of the way.

After what she did to our
sisters, she deserves... Varia!

MARGA: Obey me.

Take her to the hut
and bind her, now!

(EVE GASPS)

VARIA: Mommy won't
save you this time.

If that's my destiny, so be it.

That sword had
better be for Ares' men.

What Eve did to your
people is unforgivable.

But she is my daughter.

And if anything happens to
her while she's in your custody,

you'll have me to deal with.

And trust me, you
ain't ready for that.

Eve...

Eve, sweetheart,
why didn't you tell us?

I couldn't.

I knew how much the Amazons
mean to the both of you.

Did you think we
would love you less?

What I did was unforgivable.

You said so yourself.

If only they knew
how sorry I am.

I know how hard it
is to say you're sorry,

especially to someone you love.

Gabrielle, when I hit
you with my chakram...

Xena, it wasn't your fault.

It was the Furies.

They drove me to try
and kill your daughter.

I've forgiven you.

You should, too.

I nearly lost you.

But you didn't.

And now the Furies are back.

Only this time, we've
gotta take 'em out.

Faster!

Come on, come on, come on.

Faster! Come on,
come on, come on.

Come on, come on.

FURY XENA: What's the matter,
you can't get your rocks off?

What? It's embarrassing.

What?

I don't think you
deserve to be a god, Ares.

Xena, you don't mean that.

Oh, but I do. I do.

You see, you're
a pathetic mortal

who couldn't think his
way out of a papyrus sack.

(SNICKERS)

No. Listen, you can't talk
that way to me anymore,

because if it wasn't for me

your little friend
and your crazy brat

would be dead!

(SOLDIERS MUTTERING)

Wow, that's almost as pitiful as
when you told me you loved me.

We had a good
laugh about that one.

I'll kill you.

FURY XENA: You'll kill me?
(UNSHEATHES SWORD)

You were barely a match
for me when you were a god.

(YELLS)

(SOLDIERS MUTTERING)

What are you looking
at? Don't look at me!

What are you looking at?

Do not look at me!

XENA: Ares.

You! I knew I should
never have trusted you.

Ares, it's the Furies. The
Furies! Do you hear me?

They're driving you insane!

No, it is you

who are driving me insane!

Come on, Ares, think
about it. You were a god.

You know how the Furies work.

Fight them, Ares. Fight them.

(GROANS)

You don't bring me
flowers anymore.

No. You hate me.

You've always hated me!

I tried to give you Olympus.

I tried to give you everything!

But you stabbed me in the back!

We just didn't want
the same things.

Liar!

You want it. You want the power.

But you're just too much
of a coward to admit it.

You took it all.
You betrayed me.

(LAUGHS GIDDILY)

Laugh, come on, but
you're not gonna live

to enjoy it.

(ULULATING)

ARES: You're going to die, Xena!

You!

And those Amazons, and
anyone who gets in my way!

'Cause I will kill
you! I will kill you all!

To the death.

What's going on?

Wait. Marga!

Your warriors can't
beat Ares' army.

You have to go now,
leave them to me.

If we leave, we are nothing.

We are nothing.

Without our land, we
are no longer Amazons.

You don't understand.
Ares is insane.

It's a fight you can't win!

You have to listen to me.

MARGA: No!

Xena, you have
no authority here.

You brought our mortal
enemy to our village.

We don't trust you.

Amazons, let's fight!

ALL: Yeah!

AMAZON: Kill them!

Xena, they're lambs
to the slaughter.

Not if I can help it.

MARGA: You burned our forest.

You murdered our sisters.

No more.

We won't take another
backwards step.

You'll have to kill
every last one of us.

What'll I do the rest
of the afternoon?

(SOLDIERS SNIGGERING)

Now you know what I want, woman.

Give it to me.

I might think about being nice.

(XENA ULULATING)

All right, Ares. This is
between you and me.

Yeah, yeah, Xena, take
a number. I'll get to you.

What's the matter, God of War?

You afraid of a girl?

(SOLDIERS LAUGHING)

You're kidding, right?

(GRUNTS)

You're soft,

like all the Olympians.

You know I killed
all the others, Ares,

but maybe I stopped too soon.

She can't say those things.

It's not your fault, Ares.
Kill her. Yeah, kill her.

(FURIES LAUGH) Shut up.

(GIGGLING) Kill her.

Shut up!

Shut up! FURY 1: Kill her.

Get away from me!

You're losing it.

Oh, and, Ares, gods don't bleed.

Care to explain that
to your loyal troops?

(SOLDIERS MURMURING)

I'll tear you apart
with my bare hands!

Yee-ah!

(GRUNTS)

Yah!

Yah!

Yah!

(HISSES)

(SOLDIERS MUMBLING)

SOLDIER: Retreat!

(CLAMORING)

(CHEERING)

XENA: Yah!

ARES: Yah!

XENA: Yah!

Right behind you, Xena!

XENA: Yah!

(XENA ULULATING)

ARES: That's right,
baby. I'm still here.

ARES: Yah!

Varia?

It's me.

Look, we need your help.

We don't have much
time. Grab these.

Come on.

Hey, Xena, where are you going?

I've got something for you!

(FURIES LAUGHING)

Are you ready to die, Xena?

Been there, done that.

(YELLS)

(CLANKS)

(LAUGHS)

(SIGHS)

I tried, you know?

Real hard.

And you know
what? I'm all tried out.

So what am I saying here?

I guess I'm saying...

It's over.

(GRUNTING AND SHOUTING)

Does this give you pleasure?

Do you like this?

You're like a snake!

You, you're like one of
those three-headed dogs!

You're mean!

If I could open you up, I would
show people the mean inside you!

And I will! I will!

Yeah!

You are making this

way too easy.

I'll try harder. Oh, would you?

(CRACKS KNUCKLES) (WHIMPERS)

You might be mortal, Ares,

but you will never be a man.

FURIES: Kill her, kill her.

(YELLS)

Argh!

(BUBBLING)

Huh?

You like that?

Speak up, I, I can't hear you!

Xena!

Where are you?

Don't hide from me.

Oh, there you are.

So beautiful.

(MUFFLED SCREAM)

I can't hear you.

You tried to fool me,
me, the God of War.

That is what you get, Xena.

That is what you get!

You were right,

I am not a man, I
am the man! Xena!

(FURIES GIGGLING)

You just killed
your beloved, Ares,

how does it feel?

We have avenged the
death of the Olympians.

Now the Furies will
rule in their place.

(LAUGHING)

(SWORD CLANGING)

(SCREAMS)

(CLANGING)

ARES: (WHISPERS) Xena.

(SHOUTS) Xena!

(SCREAMS)

I loved you, Xena.

Ares!

I killed her.

No, you didn't. Not yet.

We just have to get her warm.

Her body drowned in cold
water. Her organs are still alive.

Xena. Just keep her warm.

Come on, we just have
to get her breathing.

Xena, come on.

Wake up.

Come on. You can do it, I know.

EVE: Please, wake up.

(BREATHES UNEVENLY)

(GAGS)

You did it.

Good plan.

Hey.

Mortality stinks.
Not to mention hurts.

Yeah, it does sometimes.

You have got a wicked right jab.

Sorry about that.

It's not the end of the world.

Who knows, maybe as a mortal,

I can experience something
I never could as a god.

Like what?

Like you.

You never give up, do you?

Ow.

I guess I'm finally
getting to you.

Oh, you always got to me.

But you were bad for me, Ares.

You still are.

Xena.

Is there even a chance we
could be together one day?

I don't know, maybe, uh,

one in a thousand?

More like one in a billion.

So you're saying
there is a chance?

(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

(TAKES DEEP BREATH)

(STRAINS)

(EXHALES)

I gotta stop trying that. I'm
gonna rupture something.

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