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"If you suppose that the motivation for
interest in capitalism is not the...
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accumulation of wealth, but pleasure,
then it collapses from the base."
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- Karl Marx "Das Kapital"
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THE EMPEROR TOMATO KETCHUP
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Tomato Ketchup Constitution
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Imperial Decree:
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For me, the peace, happiness, and honor
of this country's children are the core...
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...and the continuation of this
everlasting lineage is best.
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For the children who love me,
I owe strength and aid...
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...such that the country's advancement
and development is my wish.
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Provisions of the Lord Emperor:
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1. The Emperor's unsoiled
respectful existence will not be dirtied.
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2. By the Emperor's chosen path of
law, that which is inherited...
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3. The Emperor's father will polish the
his shoes by licking them with his tongue;
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The Emperor's mother will play the violin
for solace when the Emperor is bored.
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4. Military and naval forces are
under the rule of the Emperor...
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...at every moment to keep peace and
intensify the well-being of children.
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5. The Emperor's favorite food, tomato
ketchup, will be the national symbol.
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6. Adults will not hinder
what the Emperor wants.
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7. The Emperor's
declarations of war,
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thoughts of peace, and various
pacts, are binding.
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8. The Emperor wears a hat, and
no matter what, he does not take it off.
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9. Those who give offense to the dignity of
the Emperor, for this crime of disrespect...
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...will be hung by the neck
form a tree until dead.
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"The wise man exercises
sovereignty among the stars. "
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Introduction To The X-Mark Code
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Adults who oppose children,
who ignore children's power...
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...who teach a prejudiced viewpoint
against children, or adults who...
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...care too excessively for children, all
will be erased from the register with an X.
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Under the Black Flag
Party they will be erased.
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An adult, who reduces a child's snacks,
disturbs a child's drinking and smoking...
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...takes the freedom of
a child's eroticism...
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...and pushes their own
educational fixations...
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A ringleader will be executed
or given life in prison...
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Participating conspirators, adults
that do not directly enforce...
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...will be given eighty years imprisonment.
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The X-mark body of law.
Pure intellect is a product of death.
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Long, long ago, there was
a father and a mother.
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The father was an
elementary school teacher...
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...the mother a vampire.
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The two did not have their own
child, so they gathered other children...
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...and after reading them the
story of Hansel and Gretel...
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...it is eight rends of the flesh and into
the bubble-bubble boiling meat pot to eat.
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So, you must not go to school.
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The scary wolf waits, licking
its lips, to eat such a child.
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X-Mark Body of Law
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77th provision Svekarak judgment
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Father of more than two
children: 500,000 yen fine.
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School teacher: Permanent
exile or 20 years in prison.
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Fairy tale writer: Life in prison.
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Toy maker: from 1 to 10 years in prison.
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Probation officer: from
10 to 30 years in prison.
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Police Department,
Juvenile Division: Death.
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Our fight to take over power in,
Germany was just as decisive for our...
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...fate as the fight which
we are waging today.
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It was only during the past year that
this became known to us in all its meaning...
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...and if victory had not been achieved in
1933, then Germany would have remained
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what it was then, a powerless
nation with an Army of 100,000 men<.../i>
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...which would necessarily have
had to submit to destruction.
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99th Provision
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All children are free in the name of God.
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Free to conspire.
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Free to betray.
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Free to practice sodomy on
the Army Minister of State.
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Free to wipe one's butt with the Bible.
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A cartoon toilet is beyond a church.
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A cat beyond the slaughter of a friend.
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Dear Mother,
Are you well?
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Have you hidden yourself well from
the Black X-Flag search parties?
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Please take care of the kitten
that has become an adult...
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...even a cat, if an adult, it would seem,
is to be taken to the concentration camp.
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I have enclosed a picture of me.
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This month's assignment has been
as a concentration camp oven guard.
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It is for the adults
who lied to children...
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...the people's court is held...
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...and my job is the baking to death
of those adults chosen for execution.
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At first the smell inside was
horrible, but these days I am used to it.
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I bake seven or eight people a day.
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In the fire the bones turn to ash.
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Behind me, bound up, is...
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...an educational movie actress
who pushed filial devotion.
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Baking and perfume is not
a very good combination.
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I will write again later.
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Anatomy
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Children University Lecture:
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As for the destiny of adult culture...
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...it would seem to fit the
ruins of ancient times...
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...such that it is a phenomenon
which is limited in space and time.
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The conscious path of the transient nature
of adult records is a mathematical law...
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...analogous to the comprehensive
path of continuous tradition.
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Mother, are you well?
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Father has just escaped
the concentration camp.
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One dose of tobacco, and
then it seems I will suffer.
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I yawn at the world.
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The emperor yawns at the world.
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The section 'of the cat' in the
encyclopedia is revised in the bathroom.
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For example, abolished is the
four legged mammal definition.
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Cat... the hirsute
expert of contemplation.
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Cat... the animal that cannot speak
to children unless wearing boots.
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Cat... the carnivore
what cannot be eaten.
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Cat... the non-writing
detective novelist.
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Cat... the spy that
wiretaps Berlioz's symphony.
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Cat... the hedonist with no property.
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Cat... the only political domestic
animal, descendant of Machiavelli.
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97th Provision:
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At times of simple flight,
planned, or unplanned adult escape...
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...the penalty is ten or
more years hard labor.
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The escapee and accomplices will be
surrounded by the X-mark of martial law
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within this sphere of the X
- mark, the lawless ones
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must stand and do ten or
more years of hard labor
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The one who aggravated
the escape, usurping power...
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...will incur internment the same as
the one who attempts to the act.
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These punishments will be done.
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His Majesty the Emperor's dynamite.
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Provision 190:
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In relation to the articles for the
disposal of corpses and the like...
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...the following reforms
have been made to the code:
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Namely children's corpses, ashes, hair
and such will be placed in a coffin...
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...styled therein and disposed of.
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The penalty for dereliction by the
profiteering stylist is three or more years...
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...years continuous hard labor.
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Adult corpses, hair, and such
can be dealt with as you like.
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For corpses, dolls, and play dress,
it is the task of the doctor...
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...to dissect and classify the
hair, teeth, skin and the like.
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Accessories, personal effects,
and household decorations...
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...are subject to tariff and
must be offered up as such.
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The X-ambassador is
a meat border line.
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Mother, are you well?
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Whatever happens, you must not come out.
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Recently control has become very strict.
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When informants turned in just one
adult hiding in a barn in Shinagawa...
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...a whole platoon with
machine guns was dispatched.
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Also mother, it would
be best if the partisan...
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...radio broadcast of lullabies is stopped.
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Although we listened to
lullabies when we were infants...
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...we will not
return to a child's naivety.
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A return to a beatific childhood, and a
peaceful mother's love, are both futile.
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Anyway, no matter what,
please hide yourself.
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The law has changed, so that cats...
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...who do not wear boots are
all to be slaughtered.
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So please do not let the
kitty out on a moonlit night.
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The Emperor seems to have
come to like cat steak.
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11th provision:
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All subjects through faithful
valor love their country.
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From Emperor and loyal sacrifice
the rise of the Empire's glory
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both at home and abroad
cannot be in doubt.
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It is not a question of children
or men and women of different ages;
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everyone, for all time, must
bow to the duty of obedience.
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Listen to that tune.
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The girl changed into a witch.
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Listen to that tune.
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The cat became smoke.
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Listen to that tune.
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Fanon has come to like Kirie.
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Listen to that tune.
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A person has come to love everyone.
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Listen to that tune.
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I would like to give to you.
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There is a sum total that has no
relationship to history or mathematics.
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Therefore the mathematical
certainty of natural law,
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Galileo Galilee�s astonishing view that
nature is such that one can write of it...
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...using the language of
math; according to Kant...
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...with the birth of
correct natural science...
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...the potential of the application
of mathematical methods...
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...to reach a truth is also born.
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Can you accurately speak
the word vagina?
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VAGINA
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Today, from the police
headquarters now situated outside...
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...the Tomato Ketchup Occupied Zone,
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...to all the un-occupied
households nationwide this appeal...
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...for cooperation with the
following five items has gone out:
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1. Do not allow children to watch TV,
read newspapers, or listen to the radio.
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2. Children must not be allowed to
have edged tools, even for building.
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3. Add the children's
favorite food to dinner...
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...one plate at a time, to gage
the level of friendliness.
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4. It is strictly forbidden
for children to gather together...
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...therefore, during this time,
all schools are on vacation.
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5. If possible, respect children,
and never talk back to them.
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Furthermore, this evening the
provisional government has...
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...in emergency, revised the constitution
to remove the child welfare laws...
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...and dispatched the self defense forces.
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While the cat is napping,
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the child first learns of tobacco.
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While the cat is napping,
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the child's butt is strongly devoted to.
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While the cat is napping,
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the child experiences
the prison of books.
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While the cat is napping,
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the Spanish civil war
and the flower wilt.
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While the cat is napping,
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start the dynamite burning!
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While the cat is napping,
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Change the world!
Change the world!
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One soldier has
responsibility in conquest.
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One soldier of the imperial
troupe cannot break the rule.
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One soldier finds the
effects of pleasure.
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One soldier holds responsibility
for the rise and fall of the empire.
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The Emperor plays ken ball with the world.
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Mother, are you well?
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This will be the last letter I'm afraid.
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The Black Flag Party is on their
way to capture you tomorrow.
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Please forgive this money grubbing
un-filial betrayer of a son.
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But, you could not hide
forever anyway,
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and no matter how it goes, we
could never share our lives.
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I will buy a nice Buddhist altar,
and place flowers every day.
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I will also decorate it with pictures.
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From now, if it goes well, I think you
will be entered into the Kichigai hospital.
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Today, while the Emperor
and I inspected it,
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I thought it might be good
if you were at Kichigai.
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Mother, please stop
this wasteful resistance.
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Please don't think badly of me. Goodbye.
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Someone will probably remember me.
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Friends gone, the former
political world bullocksed...
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...on the verge of becoming a
brothel, this all disgusts me.
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To cry out toward the devil
has disgorged hedonism.
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When the wings that support the
bird propel it through the air...
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...it is the surrounding air's
resistance that gives the dynamic lift...
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...this is the bird's
loneliness and harmony.
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So I face the broken
wall in my apartment...
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...and try to work out a flying ornithopter
machine that flaps like a bird.
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Maybe then I could fly.
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The theory of wings
is hollow at its heart...
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....it is the dynamic lift that holds
one's salvation in the highest...
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...in the highest, in the highest
places one's eyes might open.
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Bird, Bird, Bicycle bird.
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As I fly I might see a dream
of political power and rule.
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Oh yes, on that day, at that time, I will
call out toward a phantom political pulpit.
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I am, I am, I am, I am,
I am, I am, I am, I am, I am!
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If you have a beard,
you can have an empire.
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Anyone who wears a beard
becomes the Emperor.
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A cat is the Emperor of
an empire of darkness.
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A child is the Emperor of
an empire not yet complete.
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So it is that "World history is merely a
haphazard point of view becoming reality...
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...bringing a release from
mandatory/necessary uniformity. "
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Photography:
Sawatari Hajime
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01:11:04,551 --> 01:11:12,189
Title Design:
Enomoto Ryuichi
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01:11:12,618 --> 01:11:19,864
Film Work:
Tanaka Michi
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01:11:20,331 --> 01:11:24,330
Production Assistants:
Matsuzawa Happyaku, Inaba Akihito,
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Takenaga Shigeo,
Tanaka Yoshiko, Kitagami Aya
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Photography Assistants:
Nakagawa Masaaki,
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Dejyo Kodama, Kume Masami, Mitajyu Fumio
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01:11:34,158 --> 01:11:37,919
Sound: Morisaki Henriku
Collaboration: Naito Rune
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01:11:38,438 --> 01:11:46,550
Performance: Niitaka Keiko
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01:11:46,680 --> 01:11:48,542
70 children
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Tenjo Sajiki Theatre Group
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Scenario, Music and Direction:
Terayama Shuji
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