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Ugh, why do we always
get cleanup duty
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when they've tortured a Reman?
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They leave behind
the biggest mess.
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Sub-Commander Vrek takes
pleasure in our misery.
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Hopefully, he doesn't
get too comfortable,
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for soon my plans
will come to fruition
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and his life will be disrupted.
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You are betraying
Sub-Commander Vrek?
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That is a pity
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because I am already
betraying him
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and my plans will come
to fruition first.
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[scoffs] Oh, please,
don't make me scoff.
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Your plans are
barely even schemes.
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You wouldn't know a
scheme from a conspiracy.
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- [alert chiming]
- Ooh, an alert.
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Our sinister plans
will have to wait.
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[chuckles]
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Ugh, Reman juice
never comes out.
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Status report.
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An unknown ship seems to have
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intentionally blocked our path.
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VREK: How did they detect us?
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Assassination plots against me
are one thing, but sabotage?
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Is this your doing, Malok?
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How dare you.
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Of course I crave your
demise, but not like...
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Silence. I've been stabbing
commanders in the back
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since before your mother
killed her first traitor.
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Wipe this crumb
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from our path so I can focus
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on being suspicious.
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Commander, our systems...
They're not responding!
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That's impossible.
Fire disruptors!
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No, it's true. Our
shields are deactivating.
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Go to cloak! [gasps]
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[all scream]
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?
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?
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?
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[Shaxs screams]
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Let me die!
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No, no, no. Stay with me, Shaxs.
You're gonna get through this.
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We're exploring the
galactic frontier,
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we need to stay flexible.
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- [grunts]
- Wow, you're really tight today.
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What's got you so tense, amigo?
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[groans] One minute,
T'Ana's all over me,
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the next, she says
I'm too clingy
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and she won't come out
from under the bed.
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Have you tried scratching your
fingers on the covers and going
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- "pss-pss-pss-pss"?
- Of course I have!
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[grunts] How's it going
with the new lieutenants?
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- [grunts]
- Good, except for Mariner.
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- Mm-hmm.
- I've got her right where I want her.
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She thinks she knows
the score, but trust me,
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she won't be my
problem for long.
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- [both laugh]
- [groans]
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- Hot fudge sundaes after this?
- Oh, yeah.
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[laughs] Cheat day.
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[sighs]
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We put a lot of light-years
on these orange slabs.
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[sniffles] I promised myself
I wouldn't get emotional.
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Aw, how could you not?
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We spent so much
time hanging out,
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staying up late ranking
captains by cuteness,
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swapping bodies because
of those cosmic rays.
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[shudders] We learned too much
about each other that day.
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I'm even gonna miss the dent
I made from all the times
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I slammed my head on the
ceiling during a red alert.
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[sniffles] Goodbye, Denty.
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You okay, Mariner?
Need any help packing?
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No thanks.
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Ransom's just gonna knock me
back down to ensign anyway.
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He promoted you last week.
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I just heard him bragging to
Shaxs that he's messing with me.
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- What? Why?
- I mean, who knows. His brain
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is, like, the only part of
his body he doesn't work out.
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But didn't he say he was
going to support you?
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No, they always do, and then
the second I speak my mind? Bam.
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Right back to being an ensign.
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They always think it's,
like, a learning experience.
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Wait, is he dumb or
playing mind games?
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Well, who cares. I'm
not falling for it.
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Ransom's just waiting for
me to mess up, huh? Fine.
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I'm gonna become an
insubordination supernova
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and control my own fate.
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But you're not actually gonna
blow anything up, right?
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No. I'm gonna talk
back, break the rules,
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crack some inappropriate jokes
in front of an ambassador.
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When I get demoted, it'll
be because I earned it.
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Well, that should
prove to be a disaster.
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Should we go check
out our rooms?
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Yeah, come on
Rutherfor... Oh, right.
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I'm sorry.
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You guys go ahead. I'm
still a lowly ensign.
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Ugh, I totally forgot you
didn't get promoted with us.
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You exude lieutenant
junior grade energy.
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[sighs] I don't know
if I'm going to like
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not bunking five feet away from
you. I mean, how will I sleep
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without someone muttering
about the warp threshold?
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Aw, Tendi, don't worry,
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I'll just get a promotion
today so I can join you guys.
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I... don't know
if it's that easy.
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I just have to do some
amazing engineering.
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How hard could it be?
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Oof. What I would give
for his confidence.
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Huh. Maybe you'd have it if you
didn't hit your head so much.
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[gasps] Don't say stuff
like that in front of Denty.
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[Tendi laughs]
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What up, nerds?
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Who's ready to get mission-y?
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Almost on time,
Mariner. Well done.
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This is Ensign Gary's
first away mission,
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so I'd like you to take him
under your wing. You know,
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once you change
into your uniform.
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No, you know, I thought
I'd keep it "caszh" today.
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Simple mission, simple
outfit. This guy gets it.
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Okay. Speaking of the mission,
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please fill Ensign Gary
in on the particulars.
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Can do, hoss. Boom.
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Today we're dealing
with a classic "menage."
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- "Menage"?
- A menagerie.
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Well, it's basically
just a big-ass alien zoo
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full of aliens run
by another alien.
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This one scooped up
a couple of humans...
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[short chuckle]
"by accident," so
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we got to bust them
the [bleep] out.
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Oh, I-I didn't know
it would be dangerous.
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It's not. And this place has
a strict no-weapons policy.
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Eh, menageries are
always capturing humans
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then turning them back
over to Starfleet.
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We'll be in and out,
no biggie. Right, Jack?
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Let's just get in the shuttle.
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Wait, when you're
a lieutenant JG
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you can call him Jack?
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I always call him Jack
because, you know,
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socially, we're equals.
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Right, Jack?
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We're leaving now.
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- [chuckles]
- BOIMLER: Oh, boy,
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Mirror Universe Archer, you're
gonna love our new room.
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Aah...
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[groans]
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The nacelle is right there?
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Okay,
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not the best view,
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but I'm sure I'll
get used to it.
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Aah! Lil' Archer! Ah...
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Take her in nice and easy.
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Aye aye, sir. Nice and easy.
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- What are you doing?!
- Slow down, slow down,
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slow down!
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[grunts]
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[exclaims]
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I don't want to die!
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[screams]
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- Was that nice and easy enough?
- That...
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was some great piloting.
Let's get to work.
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[yelps] I need to
replicate some new pants.
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Oh-ho, greetings.
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Narj is happy to welcome you
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to Narj's Miraculous
Menagerarium,
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recently voted one of the
top thousand menageries
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in the quadrant.
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- [whinnies] - Narj will
be sad to lose the humans.
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They're incredibly popular.
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How did they even get locked
up here in the first place?
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Accidentally scooped up
with a shipment of bipedals.
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[laughs]
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Narj has to admit that
Narj does have a hard time
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telling non-botanical
creatures apart.
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[laughs] Happens all the time.
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Humans are always getting
stuck in menageries.
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But don't worry, I brought
my best team with me.
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We'll be out of your
leaves lickity split.
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His best team? What the hell
is that supposed to mean?
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I guess the commander likes us.
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What? No, he doesn't.
He's messing with me.
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He's setting me
up for humiliation
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when he comes down on me later.
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Are you guys breaking
up or something?
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Yeah, we are, as coworkers.
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And we're gonna
force it right now.
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I'm having a little trouble
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decoding the dynamic here,
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but I'd really like
to be left out of it.
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Hey, Narj.
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What got you in the
prison business, huh?
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Just a cruel weirdo who
loves locking people up?
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A prison is a place
for criminals.
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- I've given these sweet creatures a safe home.
- What about this little guy?
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He doesn't deserve to be
in your [bleep]-up hobby.
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NARJ: Hobby? The Moopsy
is Narj's favorite.
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Moopsy.
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Do you imprison
everything you like?
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- Of course.
- [laughs] Mariner,
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it's not our place to
judge the menagerie.
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We're just here to
collect the humans.
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No, you're here
to collect humans.
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I'm here to behuman,
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which means calling
bull[bleep] when I see it.
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Narj does not understand.
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Narj abides by Federation law.
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[chuckles] Don't worry
about it. She's a firebrand,
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but I trust her with my life.
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No, you're not
getting in my head.
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Moopsy.
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And I can't wait until we're
the same rank again because then
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we can get back to praising
people behind their backs.
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[chuckles] I think Boimler's
gonna be a great lieutenant.
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I don't want you to pressure
yourself to get a promotion
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just so we can hang
out. It can take years.
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Don't worry, I've been working
on something pretty impressive.
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Billups is gonna love it.
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Commander Billups. Can I
run something by you, sir?
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Of course,
Mr. Rutherford. What's up?
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For the past year,
I've been working
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to decrease vibration
in the warp manifold
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by a factor of .05.
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.05? That can't be right.
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Well, it wasn't easy, but with
a little ingenuity... [chuckles]
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BILLUPS: No, I mean
it can't be right
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because, a few minutes
ago, Ensign Livik
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decreased the vibration
by a factor of .06.
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Ensign Livik? Who's that?
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- The new guy.
- [whooping, cheering]
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[chanting]: Livik! Livik!
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Livik! Livik!
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Livik.
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[groaning]
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Ha! Stupid bussard light.
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You ain't so tough now.
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I'll tell you, if
Livik keeps this up,
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he'll have a
promotion in no time.
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Let's fire up his
protocol right now.
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I want to see that
.06 in action.
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[screaming]
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Help.
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And right this way.
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Hello, humans.
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Narj hopes you have enjoyed
your stay in the "menage."
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Now, it is time for you to
return to your natural habitat.
245
00:10:45,862 --> 00:10:47,777
I know you're taking a
hit losing these guys.
246
00:10:47,820 --> 00:10:49,189
We appreciate the
positive attitude.
247
00:10:49,213 --> 00:10:51,824
Not to worry. My
real moneymakers
248
00:10:51,868 --> 00:10:53,957
are the Pyrithian Swamp
Gobblers over there.
249
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,089
[roars]
250
00:10:56,133 --> 00:10:57,569
[whines]
251
00:10:57,612 --> 00:10:58,918
Moopsy.
252
00:10:58,962 --> 00:11:00,267
Hm?
253
00:11:00,311 --> 00:11:02,008
Oh, [bleep]! The
Moopsy is free!
254
00:11:02,052 --> 00:11:04,010
Oh, no, your cuddliest
prisoner is loose.
255
00:11:04,054 --> 00:11:05,403
Whatever shall we do?
256
00:11:05,446 --> 00:11:07,013
NARJ: You don't understand.
257
00:11:07,057 --> 00:11:08,623
Everything here is
incredibly dangerous.
258
00:11:08,667 --> 00:11:09,973
MOOPSY: Moopsy.
259
00:11:10,016 --> 00:11:11,602
RANSOM: Can't be worse
than the Swamp Gobblers.
260
00:11:11,626 --> 00:11:14,499
Of course it's worse!
They only gobble you.
261
00:11:14,542 --> 00:11:16,240
The Moopsy drinks your bones!
262
00:11:16,283 --> 00:11:17,981
How does something drink bones?
263
00:11:19,243 --> 00:11:20,723
[roars]
264
00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:22,942
Holy [bleep]!
265
00:11:22,986 --> 00:11:24,639
NARJ: Run! Run for your lives!
266
00:11:24,683 --> 00:11:27,338
[others screaming]
267
00:11:30,471 --> 00:11:32,473
[fussing]
268
00:11:32,517 --> 00:11:34,345
Moopsy.
269
00:11:34,388 --> 00:11:36,410
RUTHERFORD: Come on, come on,
come on, show me that sweet
270
00:11:36,434 --> 00:11:37,957
incremental improvement.
271
00:11:38,001 --> 00:11:39,263
Yes!
272
00:11:39,306 --> 00:11:41,308
Commander Billups? You
might want to sit down.
273
00:11:41,352 --> 00:11:43,049
I increased the power output
274
00:11:43,093 --> 00:11:45,704
of the Tucker Tubes by
seven pico-cochrans.
275
00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:47,314
That's great, Rutherford.
276
00:11:47,358 --> 00:11:49,336
I just hope those adjustments
can apply to the Billups Tubes.
277
00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:50,404
The what now?
278
00:11:50,448 --> 00:11:52,363
Ensign Livik figured
out how to add
279
00:11:52,406 --> 00:11:55,018
a third tube without triggering
a Heisenberg collapse.
280
00:11:55,061 --> 00:11:56,236
A third tube?
281
00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:59,022
Yeah, and he named
it the Billups Tubes.
282
00:11:59,065 --> 00:12:00,588
[laughs] Classic Livik.
283
00:12:00,632 --> 00:12:02,044
-I-I don't even know what
we use these for, -[grunts]
284
00:12:02,068 --> 00:12:02,982
but I love them.
285
00:12:03,026 --> 00:12:04,854
- GROUP [chanting]: Livik! Livik!
- Livik.
286
00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:09,641
Wow, so close to the holodecks.
This is gonna be awesome.
287
00:12:09,684 --> 00:12:12,905
[sighs] That's more like it.
288
00:12:12,949 --> 00:12:14,994
Thanks for helping me
get my new quarters, sir.
289
00:12:15,038 --> 00:12:16,648
Happy to help, baby bear.
290
00:12:16,691 --> 00:12:19,172
Well, have fun getting
settled in. I've got to run.
291
00:12:19,216 --> 00:12:21,740
Dr. T'Ana and I have a
date on the holodeck.
292
00:12:21,784 --> 00:12:23,176
Have fun.
293
00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:25,526
You ready to get disgusting?
294
00:12:25,570 --> 00:12:28,225
Has that ever
stopped you before?
295
00:12:31,271 --> 00:12:33,534
T'ANA: Computer, activate
T'Ana program 35.
296
00:12:33,578 --> 00:12:37,016
Uh, how thin are these walls?
297
00:12:37,060 --> 00:12:38,254
ROBIN HOOD: With
me, my merry men.
298
00:12:38,278 --> 00:12:39,976
We must make haste to the castle
299
00:12:40,019 --> 00:12:41,760
to save the Maid Marion.
300
00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:43,501
Ow! What are you doing?
301
00:12:43,544 --> 00:12:46,112
T'ANA: Shut your [bleep]
face. I'm Robin Hood now.
302
00:12:46,156 --> 00:12:48,636
Toodley doo! Shaxs,
hold him down.
303
00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:50,421
SHAXS: You've already
hurt him pretty bad.
304
00:12:50,464 --> 00:12:52,858
- T'ANA: Kick his head!
- ROBIN HOOD: Help! A cat
305
00:12:52,902 --> 00:12:56,296
- has stolen my hat and arrows.
- [thumping]
306
00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:58,646
SHAXS: Can't we just do the
program as intended for once?
307
00:12:58,690 --> 00:13:00,431
T'ANA: Oh!
308
00:13:00,474 --> 00:13:02,583
- [loud banging] - [sighs, clears
throat] - [microphone feedback]
309
00:13:02,607 --> 00:13:05,088
FREEMAN: And now
that I am president
310
00:13:05,131 --> 00:13:06,524
-of all Starfleet, -[groans]
311
00:13:06,567 --> 00:13:08,134
allow me to present
312
00:13:08,178 --> 00:13:10,920
my inaugural
scatting. [scatting]
313
00:13:10,963 --> 00:13:13,661
Why is there a room
between two holodecks?
314
00:13:13,705 --> 00:13:15,291
- T'ANA: Don't make me arrow you!
- [scatting continues]
315
00:13:15,315 --> 00:13:16,534
SHAXS: Ow! Stop that.
316
00:13:16,577 --> 00:13:18,275
- T'ANA: Make me!
- SHAXS: Ow!
317
00:13:18,318 --> 00:13:20,122
T'ANA: I steal from the
[bleep] and give to my [bleep]!
318
00:13:20,146 --> 00:13:22,105
[Narj screaming]
319
00:13:25,151 --> 00:13:26,283
[fussing]
320
00:13:26,326 --> 00:13:27,980
Moopsy.
321
00:13:28,024 --> 00:13:29,503
[all panting]
322
00:13:29,547 --> 00:13:31,027
[screams]
323
00:13:33,029 --> 00:13:34,465
[thud]
324
00:13:34,508 --> 00:13:36,771
[grunts]
325
00:13:36,815 --> 00:13:39,774
So much... [gasps]
for these new pants.
326
00:13:39,818 --> 00:13:40,969
MARINER: Uh, no-weapons policy
327
00:13:40,993 --> 00:13:42,995
in a death-trap
zoo? [bleep] genius.
328
00:13:43,039 --> 00:13:46,042
- What's your problem?
- Do I really have to say it?
329
00:13:46,085 --> 00:13:47,739
Wait, you think I
let that thing out?
330
00:13:47,782 --> 00:13:49,456
You've been pulling
insubordinate crap all day.
331
00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:50,611
Oh, that is rich.
332
00:13:50,655 --> 00:13:51,656
You're the one who let
333
00:13:51,699 --> 00:13:53,266
a bone-eating monster
out of its cage.
334
00:13:53,310 --> 00:13:54,591
Uh, Narj will make
sure the Moopsy
335
00:13:54,615 --> 00:13:56,139
is still attacking the door.
336
00:13:56,182 --> 00:13:57,551
Yeah, I've been pushing
your buttons, because
337
00:13:57,575 --> 00:13:59,379
I knew you were looking
for a reason to demote me,
338
00:13:59,403 --> 00:14:01,120
and of course it's for
something I didn't even do.
339
00:14:01,144 --> 00:14:02,623
Wait, why would I
want to demote you?
340
00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:05,757
Gee, I don't know, how about
our entire working relationship?
341
00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:07,237
What? I'm a good boss.
342
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,120
You stabbed me in the
foot with a battle blade,
343
00:14:09,152 --> 00:14:12,329
you-you turned into a giant
head and tried to eat me,
344
00:14:12,372 --> 00:14:13,784
you tried to trick
me into messing up
345
00:14:13,808 --> 00:14:15,569
- on that space elevator...
- That was an orbital lift.
346
00:14:15,593 --> 00:14:17,856
And then, after you promised
you would believe in me,
347
00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:19,094
I heard you tell
Shaxs in the gym
348
00:14:19,118 --> 00:14:20,946
that I wasn't gonna be
your problem anymore.
349
00:14:20,990 --> 00:14:23,079
W-What? The gym?
You heard that?
350
00:14:23,122 --> 00:14:24,602
Ha! You admit it.
351
00:14:24,645 --> 00:14:27,170
All I meant is that you're
not gonna be my problem
352
00:14:27,213 --> 00:14:29,452
because I'm not gonna take the
bait with your insubordination.
353
00:14:29,476 --> 00:14:31,217
Bait? What-what are
you talking about?
354
00:14:31,261 --> 00:14:32,281
Ugh, it's all in your file.
355
00:14:32,305 --> 00:14:34,046
You've been promoted
a dozen times,
356
00:14:34,090 --> 00:14:36,179
then you always get
demoted for acting out.
357
00:14:36,222 --> 00:14:38,113
- Yeah, 'cause I'm a, you know, I'm a free spirt.
- No.
358
00:14:38,137 --> 00:14:40,444
Because you're manipulating
your commanding officers.
359
00:14:40,487 --> 00:14:42,465
I'm gonna be the first one
who doesn't fall for it.
360
00:14:42,489 --> 00:14:44,013
Trust me, it's not easy.
361
00:14:44,056 --> 00:14:46,450
[scoffs] I do not
try to get demoted.
362
00:14:46,493 --> 00:14:48,452
What have you been
doing all day?
363
00:14:48,495 --> 00:14:50,454
No. I... I was... You...
364
00:14:50,497 --> 00:14:52,412
Uh... Okay, fine,
that was just today.
365
00:14:52,456 --> 00:14:54,806
- You always do.
- No, I don't. I...
366
00:14:54,849 --> 00:14:57,156
Shut up. [sighs]
367
00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:59,158
- Why would I do that?
- I don't know.
368
00:14:59,202 --> 00:15:02,074
But I'm sorry to say you still
have my unwavering support,
369
00:15:02,118 --> 00:15:03,641
no matter how hard you make it.
370
00:15:03,684 --> 00:15:05,425
[sighs]
371
00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:06,861
I didn't let the Moopsy out.
372
00:15:06,905 --> 00:15:08,602
I believe you.
373
00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:10,561
Okay. Thank you.
374
00:15:10,604 --> 00:15:12,911
I'm glad you two worked
your whole thing out,
375
00:15:12,955 --> 00:15:15,305
but can we maybe focus on
the bone-drinking monster
376
00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:17,350
this plant guy
probably set loose?
377
00:15:17,394 --> 00:15:19,570
You accuse Narj
of Moopsy freeing?
378
00:15:19,613 --> 00:15:21,311
Narj would never
do such a thing.
379
00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:24,227
Not even if we got killed and
you kept your valuable humans?
380
00:15:24,270 --> 00:15:26,551
Plus, you're a tree... you
probably don't even have bones.
381
00:15:26,577 --> 00:15:29,014
Ridiculous! Narj is
ossified. Narj...
382
00:15:29,058 --> 00:15:30,146
- [gasps]
- Hm?
383
00:15:30,189 --> 00:15:32,278
Moopsy.
384
00:15:32,322 --> 00:15:33,583
- [growls]
- [screaming]
385
00:15:34,454 --> 00:15:37,240
GARY: It's chugging him!
386
00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:41,722
Wait, the door.
387
00:15:43,289 --> 00:15:45,509
- [yawns]
- Phew, no ladders.
388
00:15:45,552 --> 00:15:47,182
Now it can't get back
through those vents.
389
00:15:47,206 --> 00:15:49,817
Yeah. Now it's trapped in the...
390
00:15:49,861 --> 00:15:52,907
station's main control room.
391
00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:55,998
Moopsy.
392
00:16:09,228 --> 00:16:10,795
Ah, this is perfect.
393
00:16:10,838 --> 00:16:12,884
A nice, dark Jefferies Tube
394
00:16:12,927 --> 00:16:15,713
where we can't hear anyone
decapitate Peter Pan.
395
00:16:15,756 --> 00:16:17,932
Ah, this is much
better than the bunks.
396
00:16:17,976 --> 00:16:19,282
- Hey, Boimler.
- Aah!
397
00:16:19,325 --> 00:16:20,283
What you doing in here?
398
00:16:20,326 --> 00:16:21,588
Hey, Rutherford.
399
00:16:21,632 --> 00:16:25,288
Uh, I live here now. You
doing a systems check?
400
00:16:25,331 --> 00:16:26,917
Nah, I'm trying to find a way
to diffuse heat conduction
401
00:16:26,941 --> 00:16:28,291
by a few nanojoules.
402
00:16:28,334 --> 00:16:30,423
Oh, some ensign just
came through here
403
00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:32,425
doing the exact same thing.
404
00:16:32,469 --> 00:16:34,186
Seemed like a real
wunderkind. I was impressed.
405
00:16:34,210 --> 00:16:35,559
[scoffs] Livik.
406
00:16:35,602 --> 00:16:38,475
Leave some minor improvements
for the rest of us, guy!
407
00:16:38,518 --> 00:16:40,085
- Dinner later?
- Sure.
408
00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,741
[Gary screaming]
409
00:16:43,784 --> 00:16:45,308
Hey, calm down.
410
00:16:45,351 --> 00:16:47,919
You calm down! If you two
hadn't been bickering,
411
00:16:47,962 --> 00:16:50,356
we wouldn't be
falling into a planet!
412
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:51,966
Nobody's dying today
413
00:16:52,010 --> 00:16:54,330
because I'm gonna crawl through
the vents, unlock the door,
414
00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:55,468
and get the Moopsy
to chase me out,
415
00:16:55,492 --> 00:16:56,773
so you two can rush
in and stabilize
416
00:16:56,797 --> 00:16:58,625
the orbit while it
drinks my bones.
417
00:16:58,669 --> 00:17:00,323
- [grunts]
- Stand down, Mariner.
418
00:17:00,366 --> 00:17:01,498
Jack, we are plummeting.
419
00:17:01,541 --> 00:17:03,500
Even if this works,
we'll only stop re-entry
420
00:17:03,543 --> 00:17:05,241
by the skin of our teeth.
421
00:17:05,284 --> 00:17:07,765
Wait, that's it. Mariner,
422
00:17:07,808 --> 00:17:09,071
punch me in the face.
423
00:17:10,027 --> 00:17:11,420
That's an order, Lieutenant.
424
00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:12,987
Okay. [grunts]
425
00:17:13,031 --> 00:17:15,381
Come on, as hard as
you can. [grunts]
426
00:17:15,425 --> 00:17:17,340
[grunts]
427
00:17:17,382 --> 00:17:18,708
- That thing wants bones?
- [exclaiming]
428
00:17:18,732 --> 00:17:19,863
We'll give it bones.
429
00:17:19,907 --> 00:17:21,343
MARINER: Oh, you're a genius.
430
00:17:21,387 --> 00:17:23,389
- [grunting]
- [both laughing]
431
00:17:24,782 --> 00:17:28,219
I should have been
an outpost scientist.
432
00:17:28,264 --> 00:17:30,353
- [panting]
- Wait, Rutherford,
433
00:17:30,396 --> 00:17:31,939
you've been working
yourself to death all day.
434
00:17:31,963 --> 00:17:33,704
- You don't have to do this.
- No.
435
00:17:33,747 --> 00:17:35,358
This time I nailed it.
436
00:17:35,401 --> 00:17:37,205
I sped up the replicators
by nine whole femtoseconds.
437
00:17:37,229 --> 00:17:38,926
I'm definitely getting
a promotion now.
438
00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:41,494
You and I'll be the same rank
and stay friends forever.
439
00:17:41,538 --> 00:17:42,993
Billups. Whew. It
took an unbelievable
440
00:17:43,017 --> 00:17:44,845
amount of engineering,
but I finally
441
00:17:44,889 --> 00:17:46,780
managed...
- I'm sure whatever you did is great, Mr. Rutherford,
442
00:17:46,804 --> 00:17:49,372
- but it'll have to wait until after the pip ceremony.
- Huh?
443
00:17:49,415 --> 00:17:50,155
[cheering]
444
00:17:52,201 --> 00:17:53,898
Livik!
445
00:17:56,422 --> 00:17:58,424
I'm sorry, Tendi.
446
00:17:58,468 --> 00:18:00,731
I let you down.
447
00:18:00,774 --> 00:18:03,299
- Mr. Rutherford, stand at attention.
- What?
448
00:18:03,342 --> 00:18:05,779
I am your superior,
Ensign. Do it.
449
00:18:05,823 --> 00:18:07,694
We'll be friends no
matter what our ranks are.
450
00:18:07,738 --> 00:18:09,455
We're going to spend
tons of time hanging out
451
00:18:09,479 --> 00:18:11,674
and talking about science and
telling jokes and, you know,
452
00:18:11,698 --> 00:18:13,874
do all the things we used
to do. And that's an order.
453
00:18:13,918 --> 00:18:16,486
- Yes, ma'am.
- [both laugh]
454
00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:18,401
Oh, my gosh, I just
gave my first order.
455
00:18:18,444 --> 00:18:20,968
- Oh.
- Man, now I wish
456
00:18:21,012 --> 00:18:23,623
I hadn't turned down
all those promotions.
457
00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:24,668
Sorry, what?
458
00:18:24,711 --> 00:18:26,104
You know, for
saving the Cerritos
459
00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:27,279
from the Pakleds
460
00:18:27,323 --> 00:18:28,952
and the Rubidoux from
the space jellyfish,
461
00:18:28,976 --> 00:18:29,977
stuff like that.
462
00:18:30,021 --> 00:18:32,066
Wait, why did you
turn them all down?
463
00:18:32,110 --> 00:18:34,678
[sighs] Because I
didn't want my own room
464
00:18:34,721 --> 00:18:36,245
where I wouldn't be near you.
465
00:18:36,288 --> 00:18:39,857
Aw, Rutherford, but can't you
just go accept one right now?
466
00:18:39,900 --> 00:18:42,294
Nah, they took it really
seriously in engineering.
467
00:18:42,338 --> 00:18:44,446
- You have to earn it with a scientific...
- Hey, Billups!
468
00:18:44,470 --> 00:18:45,491
Can Rutherford
have his promotion
469
00:18:45,515 --> 00:18:47,299
for that time he
removed the hull?
470
00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:50,737
Oh, sure. Ah, sorry,
Livik, maybe next time.
471
00:18:52,783 --> 00:18:55,481
Wait, I can just ask
for stuff I deserve?
472
00:18:55,525 --> 00:18:58,702
-I guess.
-[chanting]: Rutherford! Rutherford!
473
00:18:58,745 --> 00:19:01,879
Hooray! [laughs, whoops]
Thanks, everyone.
474
00:19:03,010 --> 00:19:04,490
Rutherford.
475
00:19:04,534 --> 00:19:06,449
And also Tendi.
476
00:19:06,492 --> 00:19:08,190
[alarm blaring]
477
00:19:11,976 --> 00:19:13,456
Moopsy.
478
00:19:17,068 --> 00:19:18,548
[grunting]
479
00:19:23,161 --> 00:19:24,554
Moopsy.
480
00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:27,644
[grunts] Got you, you
cuddly little murderer.
481
00:19:27,687 --> 00:19:30,864
[laughs] We say-bih-eye
da say-sa orbih!
482
00:19:30,908 --> 00:19:32,518
[snorts] What's that, Gummy?
483
00:19:32,562 --> 00:19:34,303
We stabilized the
station's orbit.
484
00:19:34,346 --> 00:19:37,610
Oh, man, victory really
is that much sweeter
485
00:19:37,654 --> 00:19:39,308
when you almost got killed.
486
00:19:39,351 --> 00:19:40,676
I just wish we could
have figured out
487
00:19:40,700 --> 00:19:42,746
how this little guy got
out in the first place.
488
00:19:42,789 --> 00:19:45,028
I mean, it clearly wasn't Narj,
dude was brimming with bones.
489
00:19:45,052 --> 00:19:46,445
[lisping]: Let's
get these humans
490
00:19:46,489 --> 00:19:48,578
out of here. Starfleet
security can figure it out.
491
00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:50,841
Well, at least it
wasn't our fault.
492
00:19:50,884 --> 00:19:52,669
You know, humans are
always being blamed
493
00:19:52,712 --> 00:19:55,759
for being dangerous, but we
don't have claws or fangs
494
00:19:55,802 --> 00:19:57,064
- or...
- Hey, that umbrella
495
00:19:57,108 --> 00:19:58,675
is upside down, yeah?
496
00:20:03,897 --> 00:20:06,117
Did you [bleep] rewire
the Moopsy door?
497
00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:08,206
- You could've got us all killed.
- RANSOM: Wow.
498
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:11,383
I guess humans really are
the most dangerous game.
499
00:20:11,427 --> 00:20:13,342
Damn it.
500
00:20:15,213 --> 00:20:17,171
MARINER: Lieutenant
junior grade's log..
501
00:20:17,215 --> 00:20:20,044
Nope, no, too weird.
Uh, let's go with
502
00:20:20,087 --> 00:20:22,960
Mariner's log. So,
yeah, of course
503
00:20:23,003 --> 00:20:24,353
it was the humans
in the menagerie
504
00:20:24,396 --> 00:20:26,006
that set the Moopsy free.
505
00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:28,115
They'd seen how profitable
they were as an attraction,
506
00:20:28,139 --> 00:20:31,229
so they wanted to kill Narj and
keep the station for themselve.
507
00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:33,536
Humans... we really
are the worst.
508
00:20:33,579 --> 00:20:34,928
- [laughs]
- MARINER: So, anyway,
509
00:20:34,972 --> 00:20:37,409
instead of bringing them to
theCerritos, we left them
510
00:20:37,453 --> 00:20:39,977
in the menagerie until somebody
else has time to pick them up.
511
00:20:40,020 --> 00:20:41,370
Could take a while.
512
00:20:41,413 --> 00:20:43,546
As for Ransom, it
took some doing,
513
00:20:43,589 --> 00:20:45,548
but Dr. T'Ana was
able to fix him up
514
00:20:45,591 --> 00:20:46,940
with a new set of chompers.
515
00:20:46,984 --> 00:20:48,657
Just don't eat any hard
stuff for a few days
516
00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:51,162
while the veneers set.
Now, if you'll excuse me,
517
00:20:51,205 --> 00:20:53,077
I have to go kill the
sheriff of Nottingham
518
00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:54,470
for being a little [bleep] face.
519
00:20:54,513 --> 00:20:55,732
[laughs]
520
00:20:55,775 --> 00:20:58,038
So, uh, sorry I knocked
all your teeth out.
521
00:20:58,082 --> 00:20:59,779
I ended up only needing,
like, ten of them.
522
00:20:59,823 --> 00:21:02,173
I was just happy you
were following my orders.
523
00:21:02,216 --> 00:21:04,218
I'm sorry I doubted you, sir.
524
00:21:04,262 --> 00:21:06,371
I haven't always been the most
supportive over the years,
525
00:21:06,395 --> 00:21:08,416
but at least now you know I'm
definitely not gonna let you
526
00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:09,963
self-sabotage anymore.
527
00:21:10,007 --> 00:21:12,401
So, maybe we can cool it
on the reign of terror.
528
00:21:12,444 --> 00:21:15,099
Yeah. Yeah. That'll
be, uh, interesting.
529
00:21:15,142 --> 00:21:16,187
Trust me, Mariner,
530
00:21:16,230 --> 00:21:18,189
you're gonna be a great officer.
531
00:21:18,232 --> 00:21:19,930
Just like me.
532
00:21:22,672 --> 00:21:24,258
- Congrats on the promotion, man.
- Thanks.
533
00:21:24,282 --> 00:21:25,849
And great call on
us being roommates.
534
00:21:25,892 --> 00:21:28,044
We're gonna get even better
quarters than if we were alone.
535
00:21:28,068 --> 00:21:30,593
Oh, really? No way.
536
00:21:30,636 --> 00:21:31,811
[chuckles] Aah!
537
00:21:31,855 --> 00:21:34,248
No! Oh, no, no, no, no, no,
this can't be happening.
538
00:21:34,292 --> 00:21:35,511
Whoa! That's bright.
539
00:21:35,554 --> 00:21:38,252
Just got to dim the view ports,
540
00:21:38,296 --> 00:21:40,211
and we're all set.
541
00:21:40,254 --> 00:21:41,865
[whimpers]
542
00:21:41,908 --> 00:21:44,258
Hope you don't mind me tinkering
on projects all night. Ow!
543
00:21:44,302 --> 00:21:47,174
[chuckles] If you see any
sparks, just stamp them out.
544
00:21:47,218 --> 00:21:48,393
[sighs]
545
00:21:48,437 --> 00:21:50,177
Ooh! Ah...
546
00:21:52,615 --> 00:21:53,964
Huh.
547
00:21:54,007 --> 00:21:55,313
You know what?
548
00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:57,968
This is already starting
to feel like home.
549
00:22:00,710 --> 00:22:03,408
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550
00:22:58,855 --> 00:23:00,334
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551
00:23:02,424 --> 00:23:04,295
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552
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