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We've arrived in the
Portelo system, Captain.
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Any idea what we're
supposed to be doing?
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Starfleet was unusually
tight-lipped on the details.
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The whole mission's classified.
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Take us in.
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MARINER: I wonder what
the big mystery is.
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Ugh, I hope it's not a
Romulan Neutral Zone thing.
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Spy stuff's so boring.
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- [device trills]
- Uh, ah, ah, man.
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Whatever it is, I have to start
with holodeck waste removal.
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- Blech.
- TENDI: I don't know,
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but I can't wait to
find out with you.
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'Sup, ladies? How's science?
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We just catalogued some
pretty cool hydrogen samples.
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Hydrogen is the most common
element in the universe.
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Sweet. See you guys at lunch.
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Boimler, make sure you
shower first. Holodeck duty.
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Your odor will be repulsive.
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Oh, thank you so much, T'Lyn.
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You are welcome.
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- [grunts]
- Oh-ho-ho.
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Don't get too used to this
kind of work, Mr. Boimler.
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Promotions are coming up, and
I think you'll be very happy.
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Wait, really? I-I...
[clears throat]
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I'm getting a promotion?
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As long as nothing
goes sideways today,
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you'll be a lieutenant
junior grade.
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- But stuff always goes sideways.
- Relax.
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You'd have to screw up in a
historically significant way
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- to mess this one up.
- Okay, yeah.
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What are the odds of
that? [laughs] Oh, oh!
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[yelps]
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Uh... [whimpers]
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Approaching the mystery
station, Captain.
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I hope this isn't
a Romulan thing.
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- I hate the Neutral Zone.
- Right? Thank you.
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Sorry for the secrecy, Captain,
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but after all these years,
we finally finished.
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[clears throat] Beljo Tweekle,
curator and historian.
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Curator? What, are we
transporting some type of art?
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[scoffs] Perhaps the most
beautiful work of art
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in Starfleet history.
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[gasps] Oh, my God, we get
to do something on Voyager?
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Uh, you know, 'cause, I mean,
Boimler's gonna flip. [chuckles]
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?
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?
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?
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FREEMAN: Captain's
log, stardate 58724..
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In a pleasant surprise,
theCerritos has been tasked
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with transporting
the USSVoyager.
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Captain Janeway and her
crew spent seven years
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trying to get home from
the Delta Quadrant,
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and they became Federation
history in the process.
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Since their return, Voyager
has been decommissioned
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and preserved for
future generations.
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Her first stop is
Starfleet Command,
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where she'll spend
some time on the ground
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before being permanently
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- stationed in orbit.
- [yelps]
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- [grunts]
- CURATOR: Careful.
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That's a mission-worn uniform.
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My legacy depends on
everything making it to Earth
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in pristine condition.
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Unzak, when he guided the
florkas to their roost.
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Whatever. Just don't
touch anything.
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- Oopsie-doodle.
- CURATOR: What are you doing?
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Just taking a peek at
the bio-neural circuitry.
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One time, Neelix
had this cheese,
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and the bacteria
almost destroyed...
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I know all about
the Neelix cheese.
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There's a whole display
for it on Deck Seven.
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Don't open panels.
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The ship was damaged by cheese?
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It's Voyager.
[bleep] got freaky.
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Hmm. This ship is outdated
and smells like Borg.
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What about Tuvok?
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You must be excited
to see his quarters.
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Perhaps. Are they austere?
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These boxes are for
a rotating exhibit.
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Store them on the Cerritos,
and please be careful.
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Are you chewing gum?
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TENDI: Ooh, after
this, you want to get
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a head start on tomorrow's
titrations with me?
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[gasps] We can label
the test tubes.
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T'LYN: I do enjoy
an accurate label.
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[air whistling]
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?
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There we go, all calibrated.
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Hey, Doc, uh, want a ride back?
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[grunts] Beats taking a shuttle.
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BILLUPS: You know, growing up, I
had a dragon named Fiddlesticks.
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He was such a good boy.
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He protected me from all
sorts of affectionate...
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Oh [bleep]. Why is it people
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always have to tell me
about their [bleep] pets?
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Right. Sorry.
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Cerritos, two to beam up.
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LUNDY [over comms]: Copy,
Commander. Energizing.
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- [computer trills]
- Something is wrong, sir.
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- There's only one pattern.
- [gasps]
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[yowls] What the [bleep]?
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Where am I? And, uh...
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who am I?
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Captain, we have a problem.
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Something over there caused
Billups and Dr. T'Ana
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to merge in the transporter.
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He's calling himself T'Illups.
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This exact scenario
happened to the Voyagercrew.
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Everything is falling apart!
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No need for panic.
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I'm sure I can deal with
this transporter situation
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- on my own.
- T'ILLUPS: Oh...
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Just send me a copy
of Janeway's logs.
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I'll do whatever she did.
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Sending now. Thank you, Captain.
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She knows Janeway straight
up murdered Tuvix, right?
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Huh? Oh, I-I don't know.
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What? Yes, you do.
You're a know-it-all.
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Get your head in the game.
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This is a historically
significant mission.
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It's Voy, man.
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I mean, it's not that
historically significant.
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What? Yes, it is.
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[groans] I'm gonna
make sure going to warp
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didn't knock anything over.
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We've got inertial dampeners.
I'm sure everything is fine.
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It won't be fine until
we're on the ground. [yells]
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Relax. They design these things
to survive a photon blast.
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Oops. Uh, let me just... Wait.
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There's something behind
the neural gel. [gasps]
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- [yelping, gasping]
- Somebody phaser it!
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Look out!
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Oh, God, it's on me!
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Ugh, don't let it infect you.
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- Don't shoot.
- Why not?
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It's a Tak Takian macrovirus.
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It must've been dormant.
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Macrovirus? Is it
making me sick?
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Everyone got inoculated
years ago. It can't hurt you.
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But it is perfect
for the museum.
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Good virus. Just
stay right there.
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Temba, his arms wide.
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[gasps]
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They're spraying
DNA on my babies.
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- Don't let them off the bridge.
- Right, um, so...
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Just stand in front of the door.
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[screams]
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- Boimler, are you kidding me?
- Come on, man.
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Shaka, when the
walls fell, Ensign.
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- Sokath, his eyes uncovered.
- I pay attention.
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- [glass shatters]
- [alarm blaring]
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How can you be this
distracted over an empty ship?
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Uh, you know,
Chakotay served here.
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Dude, this is nothing compared
to, you know, that Pike thing
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we aren't supposed
to talk about.
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Let's get these chunky
cold sores under control
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so we can get back
to enjoying this.
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RANSOM: They're
self-replicating again!
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- Mr. Boimler, get out here.
- [gasps]
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This is your fault.
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T'ILLUPS: I told you,
I feel [bleep] great.
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Here, let me boost the
range on that scanner.
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He's been
symbiogenetically merged
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on a subcellular level, Captain.
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It's called being Tuvixed.
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The same thing happened
to Commander Tuvok
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and Neelix back in the '70s.
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They beamed out
with this flower,
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and it caused them
to merge into Tuvix,
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a combination of their
DNA and memories.
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[gasps] That orchid was in
one of the boxes we moved.
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It must've gotten
into the transporter.
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And that's how
T'Illups was born.
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Captain, I caution against
socializing with the organism.
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Organism? [scoffs] I'm a
totally unique sentient being.
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Plus, I'm cool as [bleep].
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We're gonna be
best friends fast.
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Yeah, T'Lyn, it doesn't
hurt to be friendly,
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since Mr. T'Illups
didn't ask to be created.
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Sure didn't, but here I am.
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I love being alive.
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Well, I'm sure that Janeway
had a solution to this.
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[chuckles] I'll be back shortly.
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How many physical memories
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do you have from before?
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[gasping, whimpering]
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Don't let them
touch the exhibits!
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No!
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[computer trills]
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COMPUTER: Initiating
programs Chaotica,
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Clown and Michael Sullivan.
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Safety protocols set to random.
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Random? No. Computer,
set them to safety.
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- Ooh. [laughs]
- Surrender now,
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or face the wrath of Chaotica.
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[panting, whimpering]
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These are, like,
Voy'sdeepest cuts.
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Not as deep as my cuts. Yah!
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- [laughs]
- [grunts]
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[grunts] How are these guys
even getting off the holodeck?
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I installed holo-emitters
all over the ship.
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I thought you were
preserving, not adding.
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Oh, subtle updates that don't
impact historical consistency
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are an acceptable
compromise for conservation.
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Wha... Chaotica isn't subtle,
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and the Clown wasn't
even a holodeck pro...
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[moans]
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I love you, but I
can't be with you.
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Ooh, I like this guy, though.
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[Clown laughing]
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- [panting]
- [others gasp]
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- Watch out! The Borg display!
- I got it!
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[screams]
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[whimpers, screams]
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That promotion is
starting to seem
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a little less
likely, Mr. Boimler.
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- [sighs]
- [curator screaming]
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Did Janeway figure it out?
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No, she just murdered him.
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[stammers] There has
to be more to it.
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She isolated the genomes
and split 'em up.
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He begged her to live.
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00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:25,058
Holy [bleep]. Janeway
didn't mess around.
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[sighs] I don't want
to kill the guy.
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I mean, he didn't
do anything wrong.
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We aren't stranded in
the Delta Quadrant.
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We could take him to
Earth and get some help.
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Good call. Let's hurry.
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Captain, do you think
Dr. T'Ana will be okay?
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[sighs] I think so, but
it didn't take us long
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to look up Janeway's solution.
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Let's just hope Mr. T'Illups
doesn't do the same.
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Are you [bleep] kidding me?
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Dr. Migleemo, I
need your help, uh,
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processing my existence.
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MIGLEEMO [over comms]:
Oh, what a dream.
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Don't do any self-care
until I get there.
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00:11:01,225 --> 00:11:03,880
CURATOR: Help! [screams] Help!
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00:11:03,923 --> 00:11:06,273
I can feel it trying
to regenerate me.
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00:11:06,317 --> 00:11:08,623
Uh, maybe if I cut power,
we can... [screams]
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00:11:08,667 --> 00:11:10,016
Stop helping, Ensign Boimler.
244
00:11:10,060 --> 00:11:11,583
Why don't you take a break.
245
00:11:11,626 --> 00:11:12,932
[grunting]
246
00:11:14,586 --> 00:11:17,241
The alcove's activated. Look.
247
00:11:17,284 --> 00:11:19,678
MARINER: What
the hell is that?
248
00:11:19,722 --> 00:11:22,202
RUTHERFORD: It's a Borg nanite.
We must have missed one.
249
00:11:23,943 --> 00:11:25,138
BOIMLER: It's supposed
to be microscopic.
250
00:11:25,162 --> 00:11:27,120
It must have assimilated
to the macrovirus.
251
00:11:27,164 --> 00:11:29,122
RANSOM: It's a macro-nanite?
252
00:11:29,166 --> 00:11:31,777
- [Clowns laughing]
- Congratulations.
253
00:11:31,821 --> 00:11:33,779
You've won more Clowns.
254
00:11:33,823 --> 00:11:35,433
I can't resist your touch.
255
00:11:35,476 --> 00:11:36,782
- Let me hold you.
- Computer!
256
00:11:36,826 --> 00:11:37,977
Delete this guy.
Come on, computer.
257
00:11:38,001 --> 00:11:40,960
- [laughing]
- [screams]
258
00:11:41,004 --> 00:11:42,483
[whimpers]
259
00:11:45,225 --> 00:11:48,098
We just want to
talk, Mr. T'Illups.
260
00:11:48,141 --> 00:11:49,902
T'ILLUPS: I don't think
so. You're gonna kill me.
261
00:11:49,926 --> 00:11:53,016
I promise you I'm
not killing anyone,
262
00:11:53,059 --> 00:11:54,365
but I am coming in.
263
00:11:54,408 --> 00:11:55,888
T'ILLUPS: Help!
264
00:11:55,932 --> 00:11:57,107
She's trying to kill me!
265
00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:58,673
We're going to figure this out.
266
00:11:58,717 --> 00:12:01,067
What? I can't hear you.
267
00:12:01,111 --> 00:12:03,983
The Cerritosisn't stuck
in the Delta Quadrant,
268
00:12:04,027 --> 00:12:05,898
and Starfleet has the
best doctors in the...
269
00:12:05,942 --> 00:12:07,378
I know how this goes down.
270
00:12:07,421 --> 00:12:10,468
- [both gasp]
- Which is why I need allies.
271
00:12:10,511 --> 00:12:12,078
[Freeman and Shaxs gasp]
272
00:12:12,122 --> 00:12:13,384
FREEMAN: No, wait!
273
00:12:13,427 --> 00:12:14,472
[screams]
274
00:12:14,515 --> 00:12:19,477
Behold, Captain Dr. Frigleeman.
275
00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:22,828
Bring me more
scrumptious senior staff.
276
00:12:22,872 --> 00:12:25,048
That's an order.
277
00:12:25,091 --> 00:12:25,875
No!
278
00:12:26,919 --> 00:12:29,443
Water, room temperature.
279
00:12:29,487 --> 00:12:32,359
So, you're really okay
with killing T'Illups?
280
00:12:32,403 --> 00:12:36,015
I am here to hydrate, not
debate on an anomaly's agency.
281
00:12:36,059 --> 00:12:38,235
Well, I don't know. I just
don't think it's ethical
282
00:12:38,278 --> 00:12:40,324
to end someone's life
to get our friends back.
283
00:12:40,367 --> 00:12:42,413
I hardly know
anyone here at all.
284
00:12:42,456 --> 00:12:44,763
- I am impartial.
- But we're friends.
285
00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:46,330
[chuckles] Right?
286
00:12:46,373 --> 00:12:47,722
- [weapon fires]
- [gasps]
287
00:12:47,766 --> 00:12:51,030
- [people screaming]
- The bartender.
288
00:12:51,074 --> 00:12:52,466
Tuvix him with Lundy.
289
00:12:52,510 --> 00:12:54,033
[gasps]
290
00:12:54,077 --> 00:12:55,687
[people screaming]
291
00:12:57,123 --> 00:12:58,603
[door whooshes open]
292
00:12:58,646 --> 00:13:01,084
TENDI: He's making
more hybrids.
293
00:13:01,127 --> 00:13:03,347
That appears to be an
accurate assessment.
294
00:13:05,392 --> 00:13:06,785
[grunts]
295
00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:10,267
My career is ruined!
296
00:13:10,310 --> 00:13:12,312
[crying]
297
00:13:18,449 --> 00:13:21,017
[groans] Some of this
stuff got in my mouth.
298
00:13:21,060 --> 00:13:23,019
I'm getting you out of
here. Just hang tight.
299
00:13:23,062 --> 00:13:25,064
Dude, you don't need me.
300
00:13:25,108 --> 00:13:27,347
Did Chaotica's ray gun steal all
your confidence or something?
301
00:13:27,371 --> 00:13:28,676
No, I'm just... [sighs]
302
00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:30,069
- I'm having an off day.
- Ugh!
303
00:13:30,113 --> 00:13:32,115
This was supposed to be
fun, and you ruined it.
304
00:13:32,158 --> 00:13:34,421
- Voyager'sjust a ship, man.
- [sighs] It's not that.
305
00:13:34,465 --> 00:13:35,683
[sighs]
306
00:13:35,727 --> 00:13:37,381
Ransom was gonna
promote me today,
307
00:13:37,424 --> 00:13:39,122
but I don't want it.
308
00:13:39,165 --> 00:13:40,253
What are you talking about?
309
00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:41,404
Did you eat some of
that virus slime?
310
00:13:41,428 --> 00:13:43,430
I'm worried it'll
be like the Titan.
311
00:13:43,474 --> 00:13:45,737
It took us months to
repair our friendship.
312
00:13:45,780 --> 00:13:47,347
I... I can't do that again.
313
00:13:47,391 --> 00:13:49,262
[scoffs] This is a totally
different situation.
314
00:13:49,306 --> 00:13:51,569
It's not just that. I
should've believed you
315
00:13:51,612 --> 00:13:53,571
when the captain sent
you to Starbase 80.
316
00:13:53,614 --> 00:13:56,226
I have bad judgment. I-I
don't deserve a promotion.
317
00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:58,532
[laughs] You adorable idiot.
318
00:13:58,576 --> 00:14:00,708
I'm the one who told
Ransom to promote you.
319
00:14:00,752 --> 00:14:02,188
- You did?
- Yes.
320
00:14:02,232 --> 00:14:04,495
I was just keeping my mouth
shut so it'd be a surprise.
321
00:14:04,538 --> 00:14:05,626
You aren't mad at me?
322
00:14:05,670 --> 00:14:07,454
No. Look, I am really touched,
323
00:14:07,498 --> 00:14:08,954
but this is why we
can't keep secrets.
324
00:14:08,978 --> 00:14:11,110
One of us always ends
up covered in slime.
325
00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:13,199
Yeah, and it's not coming up.
326
00:14:13,243 --> 00:14:15,985
Would you just go save the ship
already? You don't need me.
327
00:14:16,028 --> 00:14:18,248
Thanks, Mariner. I'm
glad we're friends.
328
00:14:19,553 --> 00:14:21,381
Ew! Did you just
pat me on the head?
329
00:14:21,425 --> 00:14:23,122
Yeah, it felt weird
to me, too. I'm sorry.
330
00:14:27,997 --> 00:14:31,435
You are Chondus, and
you're with friends.
331
00:14:31,478 --> 00:14:33,089
This is Shabarnes
and Swhale Swhalens.
332
00:14:33,132 --> 00:14:36,048
He's a combination of Steve
Stevens and Matt the whale.
333
00:14:36,092 --> 00:14:38,355
I want a fish. [squeaks]
334
00:14:38,398 --> 00:14:41,880
He's not my best work,
but it matters not.
335
00:14:41,924 --> 00:14:47,190
Soon, the entire [bleep]
crew will be a Tuvix army!
336
00:14:47,233 --> 00:14:47,973
[gasps]
337
00:14:51,455 --> 00:14:54,327
Prepare to energize.
338
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:57,156
We have to do something.
339
00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:59,463
I am already taking control
of the transporters.
340
00:14:59,506 --> 00:15:03,119
- You can do that?
- Starfleet systems are easily circumvented.
341
00:15:03,162 --> 00:15:04,772
Hey, what are you doing?
342
00:15:06,731 --> 00:15:08,124
[yowls]
343
00:15:14,478 --> 00:15:16,306
[gasps]
344
00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:20,049
You combined all of them into
one big Tuvix-y meatball?
345
00:15:20,092 --> 00:15:21,398
Perhaps I could still split them
346
00:15:21,441 --> 00:15:22,921
into their individual
components.
347
00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:25,576
Why isn't it working?
348
00:15:25,619 --> 00:15:27,317
I cannot isolate their
genetic signatures.
349
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:28,927
There are too many
merged hybrids.
350
00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:31,016
[Tendi gasps]
351
00:15:37,588 --> 00:15:38,893
COMPUTER: Confirm new heading.
352
00:15:38,937 --> 00:15:42,114
Setting a course to
Borg Cube 858779.
353
00:15:42,158 --> 00:15:43,420
Computer, cancel!
354
00:15:43,463 --> 00:15:45,117
[both laughing]
355
00:15:51,558 --> 00:15:54,126
[sighs] I miss my wife.
356
00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:55,475
[door whooshes open]
357
00:15:55,519 --> 00:15:56,911
RANSOM: Mr. Boimler.
358
00:15:56,955 --> 00:15:59,044
Zap this stuff and
get me down from here.
359
00:15:59,088 --> 00:16:00,567
No time. I need an engineer.
360
00:16:02,004 --> 00:16:03,179
- [gasps] Ow.
- Sorry.
361
00:16:03,222 --> 00:16:04,702
Wait! Free us, too!
362
00:16:04,745 --> 00:16:06,704
If we survive this,
we're having a long talk,
363
00:16:06,747 --> 00:16:08,488
- Mr. Boim... Uh...
- [door whooshes open]
364
00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:09,988
- [door whooshes shut]
- BOIMLER: Okay,
365
00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:11,076
the macro bots
have locked us out,
366
00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:12,512
but we need to shut
down main systems.
367
00:16:12,536 --> 00:16:14,364
Um, um, uh, we got
to break Voyager.
368
00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:16,496
I got to break Voyager.
Ooh, I have just the thing.
369
00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:18,194
Yes, I knew you would.
370
00:16:18,237 --> 00:16:20,457
The method employed by the
Voyager'sEMH can only mark
371
00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:21,893
one individual.
372
00:16:21,936 --> 00:16:24,069
High command will not be
impressed with my error.
373
00:16:24,113 --> 00:16:26,245
TENDI: That scanner
T'Illups suggested
374
00:16:26,289 --> 00:16:29,292
picks up all sorts of stuff,
including personality traits.
375
00:16:29,335 --> 00:16:31,120
That's how we can fix this.
376
00:16:31,163 --> 00:16:33,383
I fail to see how that helps
me differentiate a whale
377
00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:34,558
from Steve Stevens.
378
00:16:34,601 --> 00:16:35,994
Because you don't
know them. Look.
379
00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:38,649
This area is proud,
confident and a little silly.
380
00:16:38,692 --> 00:16:39,911
Oh, that's the captain.
381
00:16:39,954 --> 00:16:41,521
If I isolate genetic code
382
00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:43,175
and you mark their
personalities...
383
00:16:43,219 --> 00:16:44,524
We can get everyone back.
384
00:16:44,568 --> 00:16:45,960
Why are you helping me?
385
00:16:46,004 --> 00:16:47,895
Do you not have ethical
problems with this solution?
386
00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:49,703
Well, yeah, I did, but, uh,
387
00:16:49,747 --> 00:16:51,575
this is a non-sentient
blob of meat,
388
00:16:51,618 --> 00:16:53,770
so I'm willing to go outside
my comfort zone. [chuckles]
389
00:16:53,794 --> 00:16:55,231
I mean, for our friends.
390
00:16:55,274 --> 00:16:57,407
Hmm. Thank you.
391
00:17:06,329 --> 00:17:07,939
Are you sure this is gonna work?
392
00:17:07,982 --> 00:17:09,897
Nope, but it feels like
a kooky Voyagersolution,
393
00:17:09,940 --> 00:17:11,986
- so it's worth a try.
- COMPUTER: Bridge.
394
00:17:17,905 --> 00:17:20,343
- [screams, grunts]
- CHAOTICA: Any last words
395
00:17:20,386 --> 00:17:24,216
before you feel the sting
of my electro Luger?
396
00:17:25,261 --> 00:17:27,437
Ha! There's only one thing
397
00:17:27,479 --> 00:17:29,961
you haven't thought
of, Dr. Chaotica.
398
00:17:30,004 --> 00:17:33,791
[laughs] Please, I think
of everything at all times.
399
00:17:33,834 --> 00:17:36,315
[laughs] That's what you think.
400
00:17:36,359 --> 00:17:38,230
What are you
babbling about, fool?
401
00:17:38,274 --> 00:17:40,232
I am not a Starfleet ensign.
402
00:17:40,276 --> 00:17:43,235
I am the son of Captain Proton.
403
00:17:43,279 --> 00:17:45,063
[gasps] No.
404
00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:46,456
[laughs] I got it.
405
00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:48,675
How could that be-be-be?
406
00:17:48,719 --> 00:17:50,286
- [glitching continues]
- It's working.
407
00:17:50,329 --> 00:17:53,158
What the hell is wrong
with you, Chaotica?
408
00:17:53,202 --> 00:17:56,161
COMPUTER: Alert. Bio-neural
systems shutting down.
409
00:17:56,205 --> 00:17:57,467
[glitching]: Wh-Wh-Wh-What?
410
00:17:57,510 --> 00:17:58,990
Saints preserve us.
411
00:17:59,033 --> 00:18:01,253
I am full of love.
412
00:18:01,297 --> 00:18:03,081
Ooh, I'll cut off your head!
413
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:05,692
- [screams]
- [glitching laugh]
414
00:18:05,736 --> 00:18:08,086
Oh, we did it. We broke Voyager.
415
00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:10,784
What did you do to
my beautiful ship?
416
00:18:10,828 --> 00:18:12,221
I used the Neelix cheese.
417
00:18:12,264 --> 00:18:14,112
It gummed up the neural
network just the way it likes.
418
00:18:14,136 --> 00:18:15,920
[screams]
419
00:18:17,269 --> 00:18:19,837
[grunts] Let's get
this bad boy locked up.
420
00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:22,274
We should still have time to
clean before we get to Earth.
421
00:18:22,318 --> 00:18:24,494
Well done. [groans]
422
00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:28,019
Now I have to add another
exhibit to the Voyagerstory.
423
00:18:28,062 --> 00:18:30,804
?
424
00:18:43,382 --> 00:18:45,079
FREEMAN: Captain's
log, supplemental.
425
00:18:45,123 --> 00:18:48,431
After an embarrassing day
426
00:18:48,474 --> 00:18:50,346
of being merged on
a subcellular level
427
00:18:50,389 --> 00:18:52,391
with my senior staff,
428
00:18:52,435 --> 00:18:54,480
we are putting the
awkwardness behind us
429
00:18:54,524 --> 00:18:56,395
with a promotion ceremony.
430
00:18:56,439 --> 00:18:58,702
[clears throat] Today's, uh...
431
00:18:58,745 --> 00:19:01,966
frankly bizarre series of
Voyagerthemed obstacles
432
00:19:02,009 --> 00:19:06,405
only prove that you are all
creative, accomplished officers.
433
00:19:06,449 --> 00:19:10,061
Commander, please announce our
new lieutenant junior grades.
434
00:19:11,062 --> 00:19:12,585
RANSOM: Ensign Brad Boimler.
435
00:19:14,457 --> 00:19:16,459
[others whooping]
436
00:19:16,502 --> 00:19:17,784
Quick thinking
today, Mr. Boimler.
437
00:19:17,808 --> 00:19:18,852
Thank you, sir.
438
00:19:20,463 --> 00:19:24,336
- Provisional Ensign T'Lyn.
- [others whooping]
439
00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:27,426
Unexpected, but appreciated.
440
00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:30,037
- RANSOM: Ensign D'Vana Tendi.
- Oh, my gosh! What? No way!
441
00:19:30,081 --> 00:19:31,691
[others cheering]
442
00:19:31,735 --> 00:19:34,607
Thank you, sir.
Guys, I got a pip!
443
00:19:34,651 --> 00:19:36,740
All right, that's what
I'm talking about.
444
00:19:36,783 --> 00:19:40,352
My main objective here is
to prove to the High Council
445
00:19:40,396 --> 00:19:42,746
that I should be reinstated
to the Vulcan fleet.
446
00:19:42,789 --> 00:19:44,530
But after today,
447
00:19:44,574 --> 00:19:46,924
I have grown to respect
your skills as a scientist.
448
00:19:46,967 --> 00:19:49,535
I'm so excited we got
promoted together.
449
00:19:49,579 --> 00:19:52,364
Now we really can be
best science friends.
450
00:19:52,408 --> 00:19:55,193
That is not the lesson
to take from this moment.
451
00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:58,501
Damn, looks like half of Beta
shift will be ensigns no more.
452
00:19:58,544 --> 00:20:00,154
Ooh, let's hit the
bar and celebrate.
453
00:20:00,198 --> 00:20:02,679
And, finally, Ensign
Beckett Mariner.
454
00:20:02,722 --> 00:20:04,071
- Wait, wh-what?
- [gasps]
455
00:20:04,115 --> 00:20:05,508
- [applause]
- [laughs]
456
00:20:05,551 --> 00:20:07,466
Sir, I... No, this
has to be a mistake.
457
00:20:07,510 --> 00:20:09,555
Congratulations, Lieutenant.
458
00:20:14,995 --> 00:20:16,780
- [door chimes]
- Yo, yo.
459
00:20:16,823 --> 00:20:18,434
Sir, this is wrong.
460
00:20:18,477 --> 00:20:20,087
I don't want to get promoted.
461
00:20:20,131 --> 00:20:21,524
I know you don't.
462
00:20:21,567 --> 00:20:24,614
Okay, then stop sliding it
back to me and throw it out.
463
00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:26,180
Did you know Voyager's
full of cameras?
464
00:20:26,224 --> 00:20:28,487
Came in handy when putting
together the old mission log.
465
00:20:28,531 --> 00:20:31,403
I saw you help Boimler
be the best he could be.
466
00:20:31,447 --> 00:20:33,013
So what? Boimler loves
being encouraged.
467
00:20:33,057 --> 00:20:34,252
It's, like, his favorite thing.
468
00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:35,929
I went back and dug
through your record.
469
00:20:35,973 --> 00:20:37,757
You've had a lot of
small-minded commanders
470
00:20:37,801 --> 00:20:39,629
who promoted then demoted you.
471
00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:42,414
But now, you're
with Jack Ransom.
472
00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:44,460
I'm twice as smart as
any of those other guys,
473
00:20:44,503 --> 00:20:47,245
and I know you just need
someone to believe in you.
474
00:20:47,289 --> 00:20:48,899
Consider yourself lucky
475
00:20:48,942 --> 00:20:51,249
that you have an amazing
commanding officer.
476
00:20:51,293 --> 00:20:53,425
Sir, I am refusing
this promotion.
477
00:20:53,469 --> 00:20:55,471
- You can't do this to me.
- No, not gonna hear it.
478
00:20:55,514 --> 00:20:57,647
- You're dismissed, Lieutenant.
- No, this isn't over.
479
00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:58,735
I'm not leaving.
480
00:20:58,778 --> 00:21:00,432
For real. I-I'm
staying right here
481
00:21:00,476 --> 00:21:02,782
- until you listen to reason.
- [grunts] You do you.
482
00:21:02,826 --> 00:21:05,219
- [grunts] Feel the burn.
- [groaning]
483
00:21:10,486 --> 00:21:12,226
- Mm.
- Yeah, I...
484
00:21:12,270 --> 00:21:14,074
I couldn't even talk him out
of it. He's such an idiot.
485
00:21:14,098 --> 00:21:15,534
What are you so bummed about?
486
00:21:15,578 --> 00:21:16,729
Now we get to be
lieutenant JGs together.
487
00:21:16,753 --> 00:21:18,885
[sighs] All of us
except Rutherford.
488
00:21:18,929 --> 00:21:21,235
I mean, I did break Voyager.
489
00:21:21,279 --> 00:21:23,126
Engineers can't get
promoted for breaking stuff.
490
00:21:23,150 --> 00:21:24,543
We always fix things.
491
00:21:24,587 --> 00:21:26,153
Shouldn't you be
drunk and chanting
492
00:21:26,197 --> 00:21:27,633
with a fist in
the air right now?
493
00:21:27,677 --> 00:21:30,593
Come on, no more bunks,
no more holodeck duty!
494
00:21:30,636 --> 00:21:31,637
We did it!
495
00:21:31,681 --> 00:21:33,509
I know. I just,
I-I can't believe
496
00:21:33,552 --> 00:21:35,554
we're not lower decks anymore.
497
00:21:35,598 --> 00:21:37,208
We're lieutenant junior grades,
498
00:21:37,251 --> 00:21:39,558
the least important
mid-level officers.
499
00:21:39,602 --> 00:21:41,101
We do all the grunt work
with none of the perks.
500
00:21:41,125 --> 00:21:42,474
We're still lower decks.
501
00:21:42,518 --> 00:21:44,911
Yeah, maybe you're
right, and-and, hey,
502
00:21:44,955 --> 00:21:47,523
maybe from now on, our lives
will be a lot easier. All right.
503
00:21:47,566 --> 00:21:48,846
MARINER and BOIMLER:
Lower decks!
504
00:21:48,872 --> 00:21:50,830
ALL: Lower decks! Lower decks!
505
00:21:50,874 --> 00:21:52,397
- Lower decks!
- Come on, T'Lyn.
506
00:21:52,441 --> 00:21:54,878
Lower decks! Lower decks!
507
00:21:54,921 --> 00:21:56,464
- [chanting continues] - TENDI:
This is going to be great!
508
00:21:56,488 --> 00:21:59,622
New jobs and no mysterious
threats to get in our way.
509
00:21:59,665 --> 00:22:00,785
GROUP: No mysterious threats!
510
00:22:11,721 --> 00:22:12,983
[groans]
511
00:22:13,026 --> 00:22:15,638
Cease that nervous
honing and let me sleep.
512
00:22:15,681 --> 00:22:17,770
I am not nervous. I am restless.
513
00:22:17,814 --> 00:22:20,599
Eager to ram my blade
through my enemies.
514
00:22:20,643 --> 00:22:22,862
That's not a blade.
It's a spear.
515
00:22:22,906 --> 00:22:25,343
A coward's weapon used to
poke a foe at a distance.
516
00:22:25,387 --> 00:22:26,823
It has no honor.
517
00:22:26,866 --> 00:22:30,043
Nobody calls me a coward
and lives to tell the tale.
518
00:22:30,087 --> 00:22:31,088
[grunts]
519
00:22:31,131 --> 00:22:33,569
[both grunt]
520
00:22:33,612 --> 00:22:35,005
Are you free for lunch today?
521
00:22:35,048 --> 00:22:37,573
They are serving eyes
or hearts or something.
522
00:22:37,616 --> 00:22:39,226
[sighs] I cannot make it.
523
00:22:39,270 --> 00:22:42,665
The captain has ordered me
to sit with Commander Vekras
524
00:22:42,708 --> 00:22:45,363
and transcribe his
tedious battle tales.
525
00:22:45,407 --> 00:22:46,930
It is a waste of time.
526
00:22:46,973 --> 00:22:50,237
Ma'ah lucked his way into
that captain's chair.
527
00:22:50,281 --> 00:22:52,326
He forgets who his
true allies are.
528
00:22:52,370 --> 00:22:54,807
He won't be captain much longer.
529
00:22:54,851 --> 00:22:56,461
- [alarm blaring]
- [both gasp]
530
00:22:56,505 --> 00:22:59,638
We are in battle. Who was wrong
to sharpen their spear now?
531
00:22:59,682 --> 00:23:00,770
[grunts]
532
00:23:00,813 --> 00:23:02,728
?
533
00:23:06,602 --> 00:23:09,300
I read one life sign
on board, Captain.
534
00:23:09,343 --> 00:23:12,303
Unknown vessel, you have
drifted into Klingon space.
535
00:23:12,346 --> 00:23:13,652
Identify yourself.
536
00:23:17,264 --> 00:23:19,179
No response. Should
we fire on them?
537
00:23:19,223 --> 00:23:22,705
We gain no honor in destroying
an incapacitated ship.
538
00:23:22,748 --> 00:23:25,185
Mark their location and
resume our course to Qo'noS.
539
00:23:25,229 --> 00:23:27,971
Sir, it's moving.
540
00:23:29,059 --> 00:23:30,495
KEY'LOR: They're
charging weapons.
541
00:23:30,539 --> 00:23:32,062
Destroy those qoHpu'.
542
00:23:32,105 --> 00:23:34,020
I said fire.
543
00:23:34,064 --> 00:23:35,215
I'm trying, but
weapons are down.
544
00:23:35,239 --> 00:23:36,196
What?
545
00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:37,763
All systems are losing power.
546
00:23:37,807 --> 00:23:38,808
That's impossible.
547
00:23:42,159 --> 00:23:44,074
[all scream]
548
00:23:58,175 --> 00:24:01,178
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549
00:24:47,311 --> 00:24:48,747
[man imitates weapons firing]
550
00:24:50,749 --> 00:24:51,750
Chirp.
551
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:56,350
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