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NORA: Previously on Moonshine...
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- Hello?
- RECEPTIONIST: Hello, Nora.
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This is Dr. Wicket's office.
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Best keep the enemy close... Mmm...
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WES: My father wants to
hold a beat on the press.
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Things are always shifting with him.
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Shifting...
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- Things?
- Yeah.
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Totally cool. I-I... I love to shift!
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Got low energy?
Have I got the thing for you:
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Manthusium's best-selling
Multi-vita-men,
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for all your manly needs!
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ANI: The scramasax
isn't a viking relic.
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It's a replica from the 1870s
that fooled my naked eye.
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WES: My father wants more nature.
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He's bulldozing the Moonshine.
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LIDIA: I'm just as shocked as you are!
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Lidia (V.O.): The upkeep
of an old family home
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takes a shit-ton of work.
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Sure, they're full of character,
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but east coast charm
doesn't come cheap.
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To keep the old pile standing,
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cracks need to be spackled,
paint applied,
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chronic leaks fixed...
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RHIAN: [SNEEZES] Augh!
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I would not have procreated if
I knew I was gonna piss myself
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every time I sneezed!
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LIDIA: ...And electrical rewired.
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Ahh!
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[GRUNTING]
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LIDIA: But no matter how
much routine maintenance we do,
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the structure won't survive
without one crucial element...
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a solid foundation.
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RHIAN: [VOICE]
You're the living embodiment
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of a shit pile, you traitor!
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You said you weren't
gonna add any more shit...
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LIDIA: Without that, well,
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even the mighty will fall, bitches!
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[SIGHS] Kill me...
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["BAD SIDE OF THE MOON"
BY APRIL WINE PLAYING]
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? This is my life, my life
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? this is my life, this is my life ?
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? this is my life, my life
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[LOUD KNOCKING]
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What happened
to our artistic partnership?
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Building a sustainable
biophilic design,
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protecting the nature
and the community
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that you were building upon?
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And by community, I mean us!
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My family, who wants
me dead, by the way.
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You will be protected
if you take the money.
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Do you know how hard it was
for me to convince my dad
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to throw you guys a bone?
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It's not about the money for us,
Wes, it's about heart,
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family legacy, honour!
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Huh, a different tune than
when you brokered your fee.
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- I want my designs back.
- Wesworld owns them now.
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This isn't a game that
you can win, Lidia.
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My father is ruthless.
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Trust me.
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?
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?
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Phew...
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?
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Whoa, God!
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Gross, why are you
still asleep at noon?
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I should be the one
still asleep at noon.
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I'm due for my daily
dose of avoiding life
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and this couch is where I do it.
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Are those my Jean shorts?
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I was here first,
and I'm seriously depressed.
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Oh, hell no,
this is way above my pay grade.
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Get up, shorty, come on.
[CLICKS TONGUE]
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Yeah, what for? The world's a mess.
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Climate change isn't going anywhere.
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A woman doesn't even have
the rights to her own body!
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Why is your fridge always so empty?
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I can't live off
cocktail olives forever!
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I'm so hungry!
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So are you not, um... [CLEARS THROAT]
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...you're not gonna get off my couch?
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Rhian said you have a
family meeting at 10 anyway.
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Attendance is mandatory.
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?
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?
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RHIAN: What was the point
of boinking the enemy
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if you couldn't even save our home?
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It was a summer fling,
not a bank transaction.
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If only someone had
shut down Lidia sooner.
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I'm a DJ, not a therapist.
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If Ryan hadn't had
his head up his buttcrack
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with his weird
toxic masculinity cult...
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RYAN: Okay, wow,
there is nothing weird,
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toxic, or cultish
about the true wisdom
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and ultimate tenets of Manthusium!
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What's with you today?
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KEN: Hey, what about the buyout?
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Two million dirty bucks
is no small chunk of change.
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It could set you kids up.
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Sure, two mill now,
but after we subtract
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what we owe in outstanding debts,
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minus what we have to pay
in capital gains, ew,
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and then there's
personal tax, income tax,
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sales tax, and then
I gotta adjust for inflation,
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and then I gotta divide it
by all five of the siblings,
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and then there's Ken and Bea,
they count as one,
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so that's six. Uh, it's more like...
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Hmm, yeah, $78,000 each.
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Canadian.
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[MOUTHS WORD] Wow.
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We're rich!
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I'm never gonna have to
work another day in my life!
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Ha-ha! A-ha-ha!
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Oh, seventy...
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[FALLS SILENT]
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[LOUD SLURPING]
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You guys are holding
a family meeting without me?
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What if it was only divided by five?
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LIDIA: Okay, look.
I know this was a major screw-up
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and a slice of the blame pie is mine.
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Okay, maybe I baked the pie.
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But we're family, right?
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We're supposed to have
each other's backs.
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We can get through this.
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?
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Nora?
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?
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$78,000?!
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I could bedazzle
my Crystal Clean tanks
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with, like, diamonds!
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And I could work out in an actual gym
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where the floor isn't
dirt and broken glass!
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Ha!
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You know what, though, babe?
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Free money might be
tempting to some people,
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but we don't need
other people's money,
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because we are nailing the biz game!
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Look, you're closing in
on your 20% sales bonus.
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I've got my baller new van.
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Uh, can anyone spell
"unstoppable power couple"?
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[GIGGLES]
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I guess I have some selling to do!
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Oh, yeah, you do! [LAUGHS] Yeah!
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Muah! [GIGGLES]
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Where is my baller new van?
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[OMINOUS MUSIC]
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Did somebody boost my frickin' van?
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[SCREAMS]
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[DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE]
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[RHIAN HUFFS]
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[BONG BUBBLING]
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[KEN EXHALES]
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[SITAR MUSIC PLAYING]
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Did you mean what you said
about us taking the money, dad?
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Are you strapped for cash?
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No, I grow my own pot.
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I brew 100 proof moonshine.
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I got more free camper barbecue
than any man needs.
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Well, you'll no longer be able
to steal food from the campers,
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dad, 'cause there will be no campers!
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Oh...
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Maybe I do need the money.
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No, what we need is to fight.
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Tell Wes he can take his money
and shove it up his trust fund.
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Then we'll be without
the Moonshine and the money.
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Not if we get our
historical designation...
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which we needed yesterday!
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[RHIAN COUGHS]
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Jesus, are you trying to get me
and my breastfed twins stoned?
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I just thought it might
help mellow your meltdown.
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Meltdown?
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[SIGHS]
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The, uh, scramasax...
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Is not a viking relic.
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Ani was wrong.
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What?!
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[SIGHS]
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How long have you known about this?
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Time, uh, what is it, anyway?
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A construct.
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I didn't want to worry you.
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We're dead.
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That's it.
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We're all dead.
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Ehh, maybe not.
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Not yet, anyway.
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Uh, Ani's trying to
come up with a new plan.
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I just don't know
if it'll be soon enough
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to stop the effing Lonergans,
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and I got a lot to think about.
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Great. Thanks, dad.
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- Jesus, Bea, where are you?
- Hello?
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[GRUNTS]
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[GASPS]
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?
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?
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?
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[VIDEO GAME SOUND EFFECTS]
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[DANIEL SIGHS] There you are!
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I've been looking
all over for you, pal.
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- What are you up to today?
- This.
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Come on, hang out with your old man.
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[IN A WHISPER] Are you upset with me?
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Why would I be upset?
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I mean, beating the woman who
gave birth to me with a sword
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made from beer cans is
a perfectly normal thing to do.
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She beat me first!
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Okay, fine, I was a selfish,
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overly emotional jerk,
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but that doesn't mean
we can't go fishing.
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Not talk to each other
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like normal dysfunctional
father-son duos.
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Have a sneaky beer or two.
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I'm not asking.
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[SIGHS]
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?
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LIDIA: The rest of the family
is pissed at me,
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I get it, but you seem pissed,
too, which is weird.
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You normally see
the good in your crazed
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yet well-meaning older sis.
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See, when we're not getting along,
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you don't even know how to function.
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I can function just fine.
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It's just life's too short
to waste spiralling
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and not smoking.
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Or maybe that's why it's too short.
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You know your daughter's
depressed, right?
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- She won't get off my couch.
- Yeah, I know.
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The fight with Daniel, the divorce.
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My fault, too...
pre-empting that blame spiral.
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Nora, come on.
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You're my best friend.
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I need things with
you and me to be good.
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Things are good.
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You happy now?
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And for the record, my current
shit mood isn't about you.
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Hmm?
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You ever thought of that?
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Okay, then what's going on?
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Please, for the love
of all things holy,
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let me care about someone
other than my own shitty self
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for five minutes.
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Spill, or I will rip out your
fancy la eyelash extensions;
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Don't think I can't tell.
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Fine.
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Um, you know those stupid
fertility tests with Terry?
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Oh, God, you can't have kids?
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Oh, are you kidding?
That would be great news.
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No, um, they found some
abnormality or some shit
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in my lady junk.
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Yeah.
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Um, they can't get me in
for a biopsy for seven months.
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Ugh!
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So, it was fun while it lasted.
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Seven months?
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That's insane.
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Welcome to Nova Scotia,
where people go to die.
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And eat lobster, and then die.
260
00:10:46,090 --> 00:10:48,920
- Did you tell Terry?
- No.
261
00:10:48,930 --> 00:10:51,690
I don't want him or anyone
else knowing about this.
262
00:10:51,760 --> 00:10:54,600
My messed-up cooch
is my problem, okay?
263
00:10:54,730 --> 00:10:56,730
Aww.
264
00:10:56,870 --> 00:10:59,430
Mmm.
265
00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:01,670
Let me do something to help.
266
00:11:01,810 --> 00:11:02,939
Says the woman who turned help
267
00:11:02,940 --> 00:11:07,640
into the original four-letter word.
268
00:11:07,710 --> 00:11:10,540
Worry about your own life,
Lidia, okay?
269
00:11:13,750 --> 00:11:17,350
?
270
00:11:17,490 --> 00:11:20,560
?
271
00:11:20,620 --> 00:11:24,760
?
272
00:11:29,100 --> 00:11:32,700
?
273
00:11:32,770 --> 00:11:34,400
Why am I here?
274
00:11:34,470 --> 00:11:37,246
Because it's not healthy
for you to spend all day
275
00:11:37,277 --> 00:11:38,611
wallowing on the couch.
276
00:11:38,612 --> 00:11:39,942
Just following your lead, mom.
277
00:11:39,982 --> 00:11:42,151
Or have you forgotten
you wallowed on the couch
278
00:11:42,152 --> 00:11:45,682
all winter long, complete with
a police-issued ankle monitor?
279
00:11:45,722 --> 00:11:48,952
I endeavour for you
to be a better version of me.
280
00:11:48,992 --> 00:11:51,068
I also endeavour for me
to be a better version of me,
281
00:11:51,092 --> 00:11:53,422
starting with this super fun,
mother-daughter outing!
282
00:11:53,432 --> 00:11:55,832
To the doctor's office?
283
00:11:55,902 --> 00:11:57,762
LIDIA: Oh, hi there...
284
00:11:57,832 --> 00:11:59,032
Nina!
285
00:11:59,172 --> 00:12:00,372
- What a beautiful name.
- Hmm!
286
00:12:00,693 --> 00:12:02,972
I was just wondering if,
uh, perchance you had
287
00:12:03,002 --> 00:12:04,872
a little wiggle room
in your schedule book
288
00:12:05,002 --> 00:12:07,372
to, uh, fit in a potentially
life-saving biopsy
289
00:12:07,412 --> 00:12:08,972
for my sister?
290
00:12:09,012 --> 00:12:11,112
Does it look like we have wiggle room?
291
00:12:12,752 --> 00:12:14,612
[PATIENT COUGHS]
292
00:12:14,682 --> 00:12:17,052
Um, did I mention
that these were made by
293
00:12:17,182 --> 00:12:20,322
an artisan baker, trained in France.
294
00:12:20,452 --> 00:12:23,622
It's against office policy
to accept gifts from patients.
295
00:12:23,692 --> 00:12:24,992
Is the doctor in?
296
00:12:25,032 --> 00:12:27,107
Um, just I would love a quick chat.
297
00:12:27,132 --> 00:12:29,131
Doctor-patient confidentiality
prohibits us from
298
00:12:29,132 --> 00:12:30,931
- discussing your sister's care.
- Right, right.
299
00:12:30,932 --> 00:12:33,178
ELEANOR: The Canadian health
care system is publicly funded
300
00:12:33,202 --> 00:12:35,332
yet the man still holds all the cards.
301
00:12:35,372 --> 00:12:37,602
Fair? Hardly.
302
00:12:37,672 --> 00:12:38,787
LIDIA: Hardly, right?
303
00:12:38,812 --> 00:12:40,672
Yeah! I mean...
304
00:12:40,712 --> 00:12:42,612
You think you'd be
a little more helpful
305
00:12:42,742 --> 00:12:45,211
considering our tax dollars
pay your salary.
306
00:12:45,212 --> 00:12:47,151
[CHUCKLES TENSELY]
307
00:12:47,152 --> 00:12:48,312
Aren't you a Finley-Cullen?
308
00:12:48,452 --> 00:12:49,482
Yeah...
309
00:12:50,130 --> 00:12:52,842
RECEPTIONIST: Everyone knows
you don't pay your taxes.
310
00:12:53,952 --> 00:12:55,891
ELEANOR: The doc is leaving!
311
00:12:55,892 --> 00:12:58,922
?
312
00:12:59,062 --> 00:13:00,462
Je ne pense pas.
313
00:13:00,592 --> 00:13:02,962
?
314
00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:05,702
CRYSTAL: So I thought
that my van was stolen,
315
00:13:05,832 --> 00:13:07,202
but it turns out it was towed.
316
00:13:07,332 --> 00:13:09,132
It was repossessed!
317
00:13:09,142 --> 00:13:11,842
Because my cheque
for the down payment bounced!
318
00:13:11,912 --> 00:13:13,688
You sure you had enough
money in your account?
319
00:13:13,712 --> 00:13:16,442
Yeah! Nearly $2,000.
320
00:13:16,482 --> 00:13:19,112
And my credit score is solid
and business is booming,
321
00:13:19,182 --> 00:13:21,152
and it just...
it doesn't make any sense.
322
00:13:21,182 --> 00:13:22,251
See?
323
00:13:22,252 --> 00:13:23,851
You're so good at math.
324
00:13:23,852 --> 00:13:26,022
Could you help me?
325
00:13:26,092 --> 00:13:28,921
Well, I have been jonesing
for my forensic accounting days.
326
00:13:28,922 --> 00:13:30,491
Oh!
327
00:13:30,492 --> 00:13:32,412
Crunching numbers,
bench-pressing balance sheets,
328
00:13:32,532 --> 00:13:34,162
having actual adults to talk to.
329
00:13:34,292 --> 00:13:36,132
[BABY BABBLING]
330
00:13:36,162 --> 00:13:39,202
Um, it looks like your
account has been compromised.
331
00:13:39,232 --> 00:13:42,001
Funds taken out by a third party.
332
00:13:42,002 --> 00:13:44,102
- Who?
- Identity theft knows no bounds.
333
00:13:44,242 --> 00:13:47,002
They prey on the defenceless.
They find cracks in the system.
334
00:13:47,042 --> 00:13:50,142
And then when you
least expect it... pow!
335
00:13:50,282 --> 00:13:51,411
Right?
336
00:13:51,412 --> 00:13:52,442
But you know who they can't fool?
337
00:13:52,452 --> 00:13:54,012
- Who?
- This guy.
338
00:13:54,152 --> 00:13:55,752
And this guy!
339
00:13:55,882 --> 00:13:58,482
And this guy right here!
Isn't that right?
340
00:13:58,522 --> 00:14:01,152
Okay, look, I'm gonna get
your money and your van back,
341
00:14:01,222 --> 00:14:03,341
or else my name isn't Oscar.
342
00:14:04,892 --> 00:14:07,431
But wait, your name isn't Oscar,
it's Colin.
343
00:14:07,432 --> 00:14:08,892
- A technicality.
- Okay.
344
00:14:08,962 --> 00:14:10,492
Just leave it to me.
345
00:14:10,532 --> 00:14:11,932
- Okay?
- Thank you!
346
00:14:11,972 --> 00:14:13,032
You're welcome.
347
00:14:13,172 --> 00:14:14,802
Say bye-bye, Auntie Cwystal!
348
00:14:14,932 --> 00:14:16,372
Bye-bye, Auntie Cwystal!
349
00:14:16,502 --> 00:14:18,278
- [BABY BABBLING]
- Okay, guys, we got work to do.
350
00:14:18,302 --> 00:14:20,172
We are going to catch a criminal.
351
00:14:20,312 --> 00:14:21,512
Yes, we are!
352
00:14:21,642 --> 00:14:23,372
We are gonna catch a criminal.
353
00:14:23,382 --> 00:14:25,242
Yes, we are!
354
00:14:25,282 --> 00:14:28,782
Okay, Crystal,
let's see what's going on...
355
00:14:31,382 --> 00:14:33,852
Oh, no...
356
00:14:33,992 --> 00:14:38,392
['80S ROCK PLAYING ON RADIO]
357
00:14:38,432 --> 00:14:40,662
[DANIEL LAUGHS]
358
00:14:42,332 --> 00:14:44,961
Man, this song!
359
00:14:44,962 --> 00:14:47,401
Reminds me of my old fraternity days.
360
00:14:47,402 --> 00:14:49,532
Gettin' hit with a waffle iron
during the chorus.
361
00:14:49,572 --> 00:14:51,071
I mean, those...
362
00:14:51,072 --> 00:14:52,402
Those were good times.
363
00:14:52,542 --> 00:14:56,011
Delta Phi... Or die!
364
00:14:56,012 --> 00:14:57,142
Hoo-hoo!
365
00:14:57,521 --> 00:14:59,988
FINN: Yeah, literally die,
because of brutal hazing rituals
366
00:15:00,012 --> 00:15:02,882
and twisted macho-centric initiations.
367
00:15:02,922 --> 00:15:07,351
No, being in a frat
is about making connections,
368
00:15:07,352 --> 00:15:10,152
and lifelong friendships,
that, in turn,
369
00:15:10,192 --> 00:15:13,491
will ensure you'll financially
dominate in the future!
370
00:15:13,492 --> 00:15:16,431
Ooh, twisted and elitist!
371
00:15:16,432 --> 00:15:18,362
Here's a fun fact.
372
00:15:18,502 --> 00:15:21,371
Me and, uh, Dick Lonergan,
373
00:15:21,372 --> 00:15:23,032
we used to sneak away on weekends
374
00:15:23,102 --> 00:15:25,471
to go fishing in the Hamptons.
375
00:15:25,472 --> 00:15:27,212
Yeah, we would compete to see
376
00:15:27,342 --> 00:15:28,662
who could catch the biggest fish.
377
00:15:29,232 --> 00:15:31,882
The loser had to buy
all the beers for the night.
378
00:15:32,012 --> 00:15:34,342
That cheapskate,
he always bought domestic.
379
00:15:34,382 --> 00:15:36,112
Oh, fascinating.
380
00:15:36,252 --> 00:15:37,452
Oh, I got a bite!
381
00:15:37,482 --> 00:15:38,982
I got a bite!
382
00:15:38,992 --> 00:15:40,892
[STRAINING] Or... It's a body!
383
00:15:41,022 --> 00:15:42,152
Augh!
384
00:15:42,222 --> 00:15:43,352
Come on, baby!
385
00:15:47,032 --> 00:15:48,932
JILL: Mmm!
386
00:15:48,962 --> 00:15:51,132
Snacks for our game?
387
00:15:51,202 --> 00:15:53,201
Ha, you shouldn't have.
388
00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:55,202
Was that today?
389
00:15:55,242 --> 00:15:56,732
I forgot.
390
00:15:59,272 --> 00:16:02,142
How about our hot kiss?
You forget about that, too?
391
00:16:07,582 --> 00:16:09,952
That was your hot kiss!
392
00:16:09,982 --> 00:16:12,352
My lips just happened to be there.
393
00:16:12,492 --> 00:16:14,491
Win-win, baby.
394
00:16:14,492 --> 00:16:18,091
You lose the Moonshine,
you gain a new lover.
395
00:16:18,092 --> 00:16:20,292
I want my old lover.
396
00:16:20,432 --> 00:16:24,302
Bonus, we'll have some
serious piss-off money.
397
00:16:24,362 --> 00:16:26,231
I mean, the Lonergans
are offering you more cash
398
00:16:26,232 --> 00:16:29,032
than you ever pulled in
in this shithole.
399
00:16:29,172 --> 00:16:30,578
What's Rhian gonna
do without this place?
400
00:16:30,602 --> 00:16:33,842
She's a walking HR disaster!
401
00:16:33,972 --> 00:16:35,372
And Ryan?
402
00:16:35,382 --> 00:16:39,281
Who the hell else is gonna
house and feed that kid?
403
00:16:39,282 --> 00:16:40,512
Yeah, I get it.
404
00:16:40,652 --> 00:16:43,252
[CHUCKLES] Shocker.
405
00:16:43,282 --> 00:16:45,181
[SIGHS]
406
00:16:45,182 --> 00:16:48,252
I worry about Crystal, too.
407
00:16:48,292 --> 00:16:51,252
Well, you know what
they say about parenting,
408
00:16:51,292 --> 00:16:53,192
the first 40 years are the hardest.
409
00:16:53,232 --> 00:16:55,961
[CHUCKLES]
410
00:16:55,962 --> 00:17:00,462
Then there's Bea,
without a home to come back to.
411
00:17:00,532 --> 00:17:02,971
You really think a broken-down
campground's the thing
412
00:17:02,972 --> 00:17:05,642
that's gonna bring her back?
413
00:17:05,712 --> 00:17:09,472
Seems like she's made her choice.
414
00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:13,142
You don't have to be alone, Ken.
415
00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:16,882
[POIGNANT MUSIC]
416
00:17:17,022 --> 00:17:21,022
[POLICE SIRENS]
417
00:17:21,152 --> 00:17:25,022
?
418
00:17:25,162 --> 00:17:27,961
?
419
00:17:27,962 --> 00:17:29,202
WES: What the hell is going on?
420
00:17:29,232 --> 00:17:31,292
Whoa, get your
overpriced Jesus sandals
421
00:17:31,332 --> 00:17:33,262
off my crime scene, baby warbucks.
422
00:17:33,332 --> 00:17:35,301
This isn't a crime scene,
it's my build site.
423
00:17:35,302 --> 00:17:37,702
Uh, not anymore it's not.
424
00:17:37,742 --> 00:17:41,042
?
425
00:17:41,072 --> 00:17:45,042
?
426
00:17:48,682 --> 00:17:51,651
[BABIES BABBLING]
427
00:17:51,652 --> 00:17:53,052
Where'd you get the skull, Rhian?
428
00:17:53,122 --> 00:17:55,521
Skull? What skull?
429
00:17:55,522 --> 00:17:58,522
Oh, relax, it's just leftover
d�cor from the pirates' wedding.
430
00:17:58,592 --> 00:18:00,522
But by the time
the cops figure that out,
431
00:18:00,592 --> 00:18:02,508
hopefully we'll have come up
with a more permanent solution
432
00:18:02,532 --> 00:18:03,932
- to stop the build.
- No, hold up.
433
00:18:04,062 --> 00:18:05,262
Wes is gonna be pissed.
434
00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:07,748
He's for sure gonna think that
I had something to do with it.
435
00:18:07,772 --> 00:18:09,002
Why do you care?
436
00:18:09,042 --> 00:18:10,132
Also, confirmed: You did!
437
00:18:10,202 --> 00:18:12,342
Thanks for the tools!
438
00:18:12,372 --> 00:18:15,242
I-I... I don't care,
439
00:18:15,272 --> 00:18:18,142
I just don't want
to be involved, Rhian.
440
00:18:18,212 --> 00:18:20,711
And PS, this is a huge
waste of Foxton PD's time,
441
00:18:20,712 --> 00:18:22,412
not to mention an indictable offence.
442
00:18:22,482 --> 00:18:25,152
Can you just stop overthinking
things for a hot second
443
00:18:25,222 --> 00:18:26,528
and celebrate our devious victory?
444
00:18:26,552 --> 00:18:28,252
At whose expense?
445
00:18:28,392 --> 00:18:31,291
You want to stop the build
just as much as I do.
446
00:18:31,292 --> 00:18:33,622
So it's time to decide, Sammy:
447
00:18:33,632 --> 00:18:35,232
Are you a worrier
448
00:18:35,292 --> 00:18:37,492
or are you a warrior?
449
00:18:37,532 --> 00:18:40,632
?
450
00:18:40,772 --> 00:18:44,432
?
451
00:18:44,472 --> 00:18:46,442
?
452
00:18:49,112 --> 00:18:50,442
ELEANOR: Still no action.
453
00:18:50,582 --> 00:18:53,242
Is this poser surfing or napping?
454
00:18:53,312 --> 00:18:57,181
LIDIA: Surfing, like revenge,
is all about patience.
455
00:18:57,182 --> 00:18:59,722
Reading the waves and waiting
for just the right moment
456
00:18:59,752 --> 00:19:01,192
to pounce.
457
00:19:01,252 --> 00:19:03,992
Dr. Wicket doesn't know
what's coming for her.
458
00:19:04,122 --> 00:19:06,091
Want me to swim out and talk to her?
459
00:19:06,092 --> 00:19:07,322
I love Nora so much,
460
00:19:07,332 --> 00:19:09,192
but I blow-dried my hair this morning.
461
00:19:09,262 --> 00:19:12,262
It's not like it's life or death
we're talking about here.
462
00:19:16,272 --> 00:19:18,502
It's so hot!
463
00:19:18,542 --> 00:19:20,802
Oh, God...
464
00:19:20,812 --> 00:19:23,172
Does anybody have any water?
465
00:19:23,182 --> 00:19:24,642
I'm burning up!
466
00:19:24,712 --> 00:19:26,812
Oh my God, I feel dizzy.
467
00:19:26,852 --> 00:19:28,751
I don't feel so good...
468
00:19:28,752 --> 00:19:31,412
Ahh...
469
00:19:31,452 --> 00:19:32,522
Help!
470
00:19:32,652 --> 00:19:35,492
We need a doctor!
471
00:19:35,522 --> 00:19:38,692
?
472
00:19:38,822 --> 00:19:41,562
Yes! Can you believe it?
Look at this baby!
473
00:19:41,632 --> 00:19:44,092
I mean, it's just like
the kind Dick Lonergan and I
474
00:19:44,132 --> 00:19:46,231
used to catch. Snap a pic, will ya?
475
00:19:46,232 --> 00:19:48,032
What, of you holding a fish?
476
00:19:48,172 --> 00:19:49,778
What, are you already
creating your dating profile?
477
00:19:49,802 --> 00:19:52,102
Just take the damn picture.
478
00:19:52,112 --> 00:19:53,441
- [CAMERA CLICKS]
- FINN: [WHISTLES]
479
00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:54,635
Yeah? It's good?
480
00:19:54,636 --> 00:19:57,272
- Yeah, great.
- Perfect! Yes!
481
00:19:57,412 --> 00:20:01,312
I am gonna tag the old bastard
and remind him
482
00:20:01,452 --> 00:20:04,452
that my frat buddy
owes me an imported IPA.
483
00:20:04,482 --> 00:20:06,182
Is that why you asked me here?
484
00:20:06,322 --> 00:20:08,128
To get Lonergan-worthy
material for your socials?
485
00:20:08,152 --> 00:20:09,192
No!
486
00:20:09,322 --> 00:20:10,568
To reconnect with the Lonergans?
487
00:20:10,592 --> 00:20:12,352
You're stealing the job
from mom, aren't you?
488
00:20:12,392 --> 00:20:14,462
It's just a damn photo, calm down!
489
00:20:14,492 --> 00:20:16,561
Yeah.
490
00:20:16,562 --> 00:20:20,631
Should have realized you
didn't actually want to hang.
491
00:20:20,632 --> 00:20:22,202
You're the dick.
492
00:20:23,272 --> 00:20:24,472
RYAN: What, what?
493
00:20:24,502 --> 00:20:25,602
OSCAR: Get in, come on.
494
00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:27,742
Oscar, I've got stuff to do, man!
495
00:20:27,872 --> 00:20:29,412
Are you insane?
496
00:20:29,542 --> 00:20:32,342
Stealing Crystal's money to
buy eight cases of snake oil
497
00:20:32,352 --> 00:20:34,582
sold by a guy who legit thinks
he's a honey badger?
498
00:20:34,652 --> 00:20:36,181
How did you find out?
499
00:20:36,182 --> 00:20:37,612
I looked up the business ID number
500
00:20:37,652 --> 00:20:38,898
on Crystal's credit card account.
501
00:20:38,922 --> 00:20:39,982
Still got it!
502
00:20:40,007 --> 00:20:42,868
I was gonna pay her back
all the cash, with interest,
503
00:20:42,892 --> 00:20:44,692
once I sold out of this stuff. Only...
504
00:20:44,822 --> 00:20:47,092
Do you know how hard
it is to convince people
505
00:20:47,162 --> 00:20:48,162
to gargle bovine jizz?
506
00:20:48,192 --> 00:20:51,202
Yeah.
507
00:20:51,332 --> 00:20:54,302
What you did to Crystal,
it's a legit felony.
508
00:20:54,372 --> 00:20:56,772
I bankrupted my soulmate!
509
00:20:56,842 --> 00:20:58,301
I crushed her dreams!
510
00:20:58,302 --> 00:21:00,202
Technically,
you crushed her credit score.
511
00:21:00,212 --> 00:21:01,772
I mean, yes, well, and her dreams.
512
00:21:01,912 --> 00:21:03,772
But you can make it all right.
513
00:21:03,782 --> 00:21:05,612
You just gotta go back to Manthusium,
514
00:21:05,742 --> 00:21:08,812
return the product,
and get her money back.
515
00:21:11,622 --> 00:21:13,252
You're right.
516
00:21:13,292 --> 00:21:17,392
I'll just explain it to Adrian,
man-rilla to honey badger!
517
00:21:17,522 --> 00:21:20,262
He'll get it! Ha, you're a genius!
518
00:21:23,302 --> 00:21:24,731
Please don't do that again.
519
00:21:24,732 --> 00:21:27,262
COP: [BACKGROUND]
Mike, are you done over there?
520
00:21:27,302 --> 00:21:29,372
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]
521
00:21:29,502 --> 00:21:34,741
?
522
00:21:34,742 --> 00:21:39,542
?
523
00:21:39,552 --> 00:21:40,881
DELLA: Interesting timing.
524
00:21:40,882 --> 00:21:42,751
The Moonshine wants
to shut down this build,
525
00:21:42,752 --> 00:21:44,752
and all of a sudden
there's a random skull?
526
00:21:44,882 --> 00:21:46,751
This is Leblanc land.
527
00:21:46,752 --> 00:21:48,392
Did you ask who they've killed lately?
528
00:21:48,422 --> 00:21:50,821
[LAUGHS] Amazing.
529
00:21:50,822 --> 00:21:53,822
Do the Finley-Cullens have to
commit murder in front of you?
530
00:21:53,832 --> 00:21:56,732
How about you do your job
and let forensics do its thing?
531
00:21:56,862 --> 00:21:58,231
They'll analyze the findings
532
00:21:58,232 --> 00:22:00,162
and come up with
an objective analysis.
533
00:22:00,302 --> 00:22:02,502
I'm gonna overlook the
reductive mansplaining, Terr,
534
00:22:02,542 --> 00:22:04,672
but only because I heard about Nora.
535
00:22:04,742 --> 00:22:08,342
My cousin works at the tanning
salon beside the medical clinic.
536
00:22:08,412 --> 00:22:10,911
It's scary stuff.
Really makes you think, eh?
537
00:22:10,912 --> 00:22:12,882
Send her my best, will ya?
538
00:22:13,012 --> 00:22:16,312
?
539
00:22:16,352 --> 00:22:18,781
?
540
00:22:18,782 --> 00:22:20,252
?
541
00:22:20,392 --> 00:22:21,791
DR. WICKET: Sit here.
542
00:22:21,792 --> 00:22:23,952
So, dizziness,
confusion, you're hot...
543
00:22:24,022 --> 00:22:26,192
LIDIA: Oh, thank you!
544
00:22:26,262 --> 00:22:28,892
You're not so bad yourself.
Way to rock a wetsuit, girl.
545
00:22:28,932 --> 00:22:31,602
I meant that your body
is not able to cool itself down.
546
00:22:31,732 --> 00:22:33,262
Those are signs of heat stroke.
547
00:22:33,272 --> 00:22:35,202
When was the last time
you had a drink?
548
00:22:35,332 --> 00:22:37,448
Well, I pretty much drink
every day but, like, red wine,
549
00:22:37,472 --> 00:22:38,618
so that's healthy-ish, right?
550
00:22:38,642 --> 00:22:39,971
Oh, you mean water?
551
00:22:39,972 --> 00:22:42,212
Um, maybe you should
ask her name, mom.
552
00:22:42,282 --> 00:22:44,512
Right, yes, your name?
553
00:22:44,542 --> 00:22:46,612
So I can thank you with a gift.
554
00:22:46,652 --> 00:22:48,411
Like a spa day, maybe?
555
00:22:48,412 --> 00:22:50,412
That's not necessary.
It's Carol Wicket.
556
00:22:50,482 --> 00:22:52,821
Hmm, Wicket?
557
00:22:52,822 --> 00:22:54,422
Wicket, Wicket, Wicket. Huh.
558
00:22:54,492 --> 00:22:57,052
So familiar.
559
00:22:57,062 --> 00:22:58,492
Oh my God, of course!
560
00:22:58,622 --> 00:22:59,962
[LAUGHS]
561
00:22:59,992 --> 00:23:02,462
Dr. Wicket!
562
00:23:02,592 --> 00:23:04,632
My sister is one of your patients.
563
00:23:04,662 --> 00:23:05,962
- Nora Finley-Cullen?
- Mm-hm.
564
00:23:06,002 --> 00:23:08,472
And she's on, uh,
a waitlist for a biopsy.
565
00:23:08,502 --> 00:23:10,039
Yeah, we're very backed up.
566
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:11,501
Yeah, that's sad.
567
00:23:11,502 --> 00:23:14,242
Really, one minute
you're on a doctor's waitlist,
568
00:23:14,312 --> 00:23:15,926
the next minute you're belly-up
569
00:23:15,951 --> 00:23:18,618
and someone's spreading your
ashes on Kurt Cobain's grave.
570
00:23:18,642 --> 00:23:21,652
Are you sure you can't
just squeeze her in?
571
00:23:21,782 --> 00:23:23,982
I take care of the entire south shore.
572
00:23:24,122 --> 00:23:25,852
Oh, come on, a little OT?
573
00:23:25,922 --> 00:23:28,022
I get plenty of OT.
574
00:23:28,152 --> 00:23:29,592
And yet, here you are surfing.
575
00:23:29,722 --> 00:23:31,462
If you can call it that.
576
00:23:31,522 --> 00:23:34,762
Easy to be so chill when it's
not your uterus in question.
577
00:23:34,892 --> 00:23:37,062
- Excuse me, that's unacceptable.
- No, I'm so sorry.
578
00:23:37,202 --> 00:23:38,932
I know, she's just a teenager.
579
00:23:39,002 --> 00:23:41,802
Um, I totally understand
that you're swamped.
580
00:23:41,872 --> 00:23:43,132
I'm a career woman as well.
581
00:23:43,142 --> 00:23:44,678
I don't even have
time to hydrate! [LAUGHS]
582
00:23:44,702 --> 00:23:47,872
But, see, I can't just hang ten
583
00:23:48,012 --> 00:23:50,812
while the big C potentially
takes my sister down.
584
00:23:50,882 --> 00:23:53,082
We will call you
when there's an opening.
585
00:23:53,112 --> 00:23:55,432
In the meantime, I suggest you
tell Nora maybe to slow down
586
00:23:55,552 --> 00:23:57,881
- a little bit.
- Whoa, excuse me?
587
00:23:57,882 --> 00:24:00,282
Sorry, are you insinuating
that my sister's lifestyle
588
00:24:00,422 --> 00:24:02,292
is to blame?
589
00:24:02,362 --> 00:24:03,992
That she somehow deserves this?
590
00:24:04,022 --> 00:24:05,822
Alright, you'll have to excuse me.
591
00:24:05,862 --> 00:24:07,492
Oh my God, what is this?
592
00:24:07,562 --> 00:24:08,638
LIDIA: What is that?
593
00:24:08,732 --> 00:24:10,632
Aunt Rhian uses it
to tranquilize raccoons.
594
00:24:10,762 --> 00:24:12,602
Don't point it at me, okay?
This isn't safe!
595
00:24:12,632 --> 00:24:13,632
- Don't...
- [DART FIRES]
596
00:24:13,657 --> 00:24:14,777
- Ow, ow!
- LIDIA: Oh my God!
597
00:24:14,802 --> 00:24:17,272
Ow, ow... oh my God! Oh my God!
598
00:24:17,402 --> 00:24:18,901
You shot me in the leg!
599
00:24:18,902 --> 00:24:20,972
Eugh... oh my God... Oh my God...
600
00:24:21,042 --> 00:24:24,442
[SLURRING INCOHERENTLY]
601
00:24:24,482 --> 00:24:26,382
- Shit! Eleanor!
- I didn't mean to!
602
00:24:26,512 --> 00:24:29,512
LIDIA: Shit, shit, shit! God! Shit!
603
00:24:29,582 --> 00:24:32,552
- ELEANOR: Grab her legs!
- LIDIA: Shit! Oh, God!
604
00:24:36,992 --> 00:24:38,922
LIDIA: Eleanor, that thing
was for rabid animals,
605
00:24:39,062 --> 00:24:40,062
emergencies only.
606
00:24:40,699 --> 00:24:42,478
The life and/or death
of your favourite sister
607
00:24:42,502 --> 00:24:43,502
isn't an emergency?
608
00:24:44,293 --> 00:24:45,702
DR. WICKET: [DROWSILY] I don't
know more specialists...
609
00:24:45,703 --> 00:24:47,002
I can't anymore...
610
00:24:47,032 --> 00:24:49,071
Uh, you're gonna be okay, Dr. Wicket!
611
00:24:49,072 --> 00:24:50,902
I think... Obviously not a doctor.
612
00:24:50,927 --> 00:24:51,962
[DR. WICKET MOANING]
613
00:24:51,987 --> 00:24:53,641
Irresponsible and reckless.
614
00:24:53,642 --> 00:24:56,342
You can't just break the rules
615
00:24:56,412 --> 00:24:58,018
every time you have
an issue with something, El.
616
00:24:58,042 --> 00:24:59,542
That's not how the world works.
617
00:24:59,582 --> 00:25:01,411
You've broken the rules
a million times
618
00:25:01,412 --> 00:25:03,452
to get what you want. No judgement.
619
00:25:03,582 --> 00:25:05,921
I know you gotta do what
you gotta do to fight the man.
620
00:25:05,922 --> 00:25:06,922
Dr. Wicket is a woman.
621
00:25:07,052 --> 00:25:08,402
Ugh, that's so sexist!
622
00:25:08,403 --> 00:25:09,652
Oh my God, oh my God.
623
00:25:09,692 --> 00:25:10,952
You know what? I'm done.
624
00:25:11,022 --> 00:25:12,422
That's it.
625
00:25:12,492 --> 00:25:13,892
You're going to college.
626
00:25:13,932 --> 00:25:15,962
No... no!
No, you said it was my decision!
627
00:25:16,032 --> 00:25:17,978
Well, that was before you
proved you were incapable
628
00:25:18,002 --> 00:25:19,932
of making good decisions.
You are out of control.
629
00:25:20,002 --> 00:25:22,701
No, you said college
needs to chill the eff out,
630
00:25:22,702 --> 00:25:26,142
that the best education was no
education, that you trusted me!
631
00:25:26,172 --> 00:25:28,912
Oh, I changed my mind!
632
00:25:28,942 --> 00:25:31,372
You're seriously bipolar, mom.
633
00:25:33,782 --> 00:25:35,912
No wonder dad agreed to that divorce.
634
00:25:35,922 --> 00:25:38,582
You're selfish, and crazy,
and I hate you!
635
00:25:38,722 --> 00:25:40,852
?
636
00:25:40,922 --> 00:25:41,992
[DOOR SLAMS]
637
00:25:42,022 --> 00:25:44,692
?
638
00:25:44,762 --> 00:25:46,092
?
639
00:25:46,232 --> 00:25:48,591
[SIGHS]
640
00:25:48,592 --> 00:25:51,062
?
641
00:25:51,132 --> 00:25:54,032
?
642
00:25:59,812 --> 00:26:02,012
RYAN: This is the Manthusium
headquarters?
643
00:26:02,072 --> 00:26:05,342
OSCAR: Smart. Low overhead.
644
00:26:08,482 --> 00:26:10,282
It's open.
645
00:26:15,492 --> 00:26:18,221
OSCAR: Yeah... uh, looks like
someone was living here,
646
00:26:18,222 --> 00:26:20,592
emphasis on the "was."
647
00:26:20,632 --> 00:26:23,092
That's Adrian's
alpha badger headdress!
648
00:26:23,132 --> 00:26:26,802
I'm pretty sure that's a raccoon.
649
00:26:26,832 --> 00:26:29,032
Adrian's a good guy.
650
00:26:29,102 --> 00:26:31,702
I'm gonna call him,
he'll explain everything,
651
00:26:31,842 --> 00:26:34,472
and then he'll transfer me the money.
652
00:26:36,612 --> 00:26:38,142
What's behind your back, Oscar?
653
00:26:38,282 --> 00:26:40,712
Nothing.
654
00:26:40,852 --> 00:26:42,651
- Show me your hands.
- Ryan, come on, man.
655
00:26:42,652 --> 00:26:45,122
- Show me your hands.
- [SIGHS]
656
00:26:45,182 --> 00:26:47,752
?
657
00:26:47,792 --> 00:26:50,591
?
658
00:26:50,592 --> 00:26:53,922
I've been popping
caffeine pills this whole time?
659
00:26:54,062 --> 00:26:56,861
That's why I haven't
slept in two weeks...
660
00:26:56,862 --> 00:27:00,062
Manthusium is a scam.
661
00:27:00,202 --> 00:27:03,701
That makes me the scam-ee!
662
00:27:03,702 --> 00:27:06,472
Hey... Hey!
663
00:27:06,512 --> 00:27:08,211
It could have happened to anyone, Ry.
664
00:27:08,212 --> 00:27:09,941
It didn't!
665
00:27:09,942 --> 00:27:11,942
It happened to me!
666
00:27:12,082 --> 00:27:16,982
?
667
00:27:17,022 --> 00:27:18,651
Being a modern dude ain't easy.
668
00:27:18,652 --> 00:27:19,951
I get it.
669
00:27:19,952 --> 00:27:22,892
What am I gonna tell Crystal?
670
00:27:23,022 --> 00:27:24,652
The truth.
671
00:27:24,722 --> 00:27:27,162
Ryan, buddy...
672
00:27:27,232 --> 00:27:31,832
You don't need
bull jizz to be the bull!
673
00:27:31,902 --> 00:27:35,102
Being vulnerable is the most
manly thing you can do.
674
00:27:35,172 --> 00:27:40,042
?
675
00:27:40,072 --> 00:27:42,641
LIDIA: Again, I am so sorry.
676
00:27:42,642 --> 00:27:44,512
Uh, my daughter's
still trying to figure out
677
00:27:44,582 --> 00:27:46,182
how to process her emotions.
678
00:27:46,212 --> 00:27:48,111
You both need therapy.
679
00:27:48,112 --> 00:27:49,682
If only we could find a doctor!
680
00:27:49,752 --> 00:27:51,922
[CHUCKLES] Sorry.
681
00:27:51,982 --> 00:27:53,921
Listen, I-I...
682
00:27:53,922 --> 00:27:56,452
Understand you might
want to press charges,
683
00:27:56,592 --> 00:27:59,762
but if you knew my sister,
you would care as much as I do.
684
00:27:59,832 --> 00:28:01,091
Care?
685
00:28:01,092 --> 00:28:03,592
Oh, I used to care.
686
00:28:03,602 --> 00:28:04,931
I really did.
687
00:28:04,932 --> 00:28:07,302
Until I moved to this town
in the middle of nowhere
688
00:28:07,432 --> 00:28:10,732
with little to no support from
our broken health care system.
689
00:28:10,742 --> 00:28:13,142
And honestly, I am...
I am perpetually on-call.
690
00:28:13,272 --> 00:28:14,502
Did you know that?
691
00:28:14,572 --> 00:28:16,172
That I'm in this
constant anxiety loop,
692
00:28:16,312 --> 00:28:18,912
so I actually appreciated that break!
693
00:28:18,942 --> 00:28:21,882
I haven't had a sleep
that deep in years.
694
00:28:21,952 --> 00:28:23,951
Wow. This is... unexpected.
695
00:28:23,952 --> 00:28:26,752
No one cares about Dr. Wicket! No!
696
00:28:26,792 --> 00:28:29,052
I barely have time to take a piss.
697
00:28:29,122 --> 00:28:31,722
Basically, at this point,
I consider bladder infections
698
00:28:31,723 --> 00:28:32,993
my only hobby.
699
00:28:33,033 --> 00:28:34,862
Well, that and not-surfing!
700
00:28:34,863 --> 00:28:37,093
Okay, I only am surfing
because somebody told me
701
00:28:37,233 --> 00:28:39,333
to do something for myself,
because everything else
702
00:28:39,403 --> 00:28:41,203
that I do is for everyone else!
703
00:28:41,233 --> 00:28:43,033
And to be honest?
704
00:28:43,043 --> 00:28:45,943
Ooh, I hate most of
my patients so much!
705
00:28:45,973 --> 00:28:48,943
It felt so good to say that.
It really felt really good.
706
00:28:49,013 --> 00:28:51,743
You know, sometimes I just
wanna get on my surfboard
707
00:28:51,813 --> 00:28:54,813
and catch a wave and get
the hell out of this place.
708
00:28:54,953 --> 00:28:57,313
[SIGHS] Feel me?
709
00:28:57,353 --> 00:28:59,683
Yeah, I do.
710
00:28:59,753 --> 00:29:02,223
Sadly, I really do.
711
00:29:02,253 --> 00:29:03,823
Run.
712
00:29:03,963 --> 00:29:06,963
Run while you still can.
713
00:29:07,093 --> 00:29:09,163
Duly noted.
714
00:29:09,193 --> 00:29:12,833
But before I do, oh,
do you think you could
715
00:29:12,873 --> 00:29:14,963
maybe squeeze in one last biopsy?
716
00:29:15,003 --> 00:29:17,003
- [SIGHS]
- For old time's sake?
717
00:29:17,143 --> 00:29:20,303
You can even wear the wetsuit!
718
00:29:20,373 --> 00:29:22,313
Please.
719
00:29:23,883 --> 00:29:25,783
- [BELL RINGS]
- Hello?
720
00:29:28,113 --> 00:29:32,731
Doctor called, said there
was a last-minute opening.
721
00:29:34,453 --> 00:29:36,123
If this is a surprise party,
722
00:29:36,193 --> 00:29:40,723
I can think of a way
less creepy venue!
723
00:29:40,763 --> 00:29:43,393
Although, up-side... free drugs.
724
00:29:43,433 --> 00:29:46,363
You must be Nora.
725
00:29:46,433 --> 00:29:48,733
You gotta wear a wetsuit
to do this procedure?
726
00:29:48,773 --> 00:29:50,933
Shit...
727
00:29:50,973 --> 00:29:53,973
Oh, God, why am I not surprised?
728
00:29:54,043 --> 00:29:55,312
You think I planned this?
729
00:29:55,313 --> 00:29:57,173
That I wanted to kidnap a doctor?
730
00:29:57,243 --> 00:29:59,013
You kidnapped the doctor?!
731
00:29:59,043 --> 00:30:01,143
Napped being the operative word.
732
00:30:01,283 --> 00:30:03,353
Okay, not my finest moment,
but whatever.
733
00:30:03,483 --> 00:30:06,252
You're getting your biopsy,
so instead of being mad at me,
734
00:30:06,253 --> 00:30:08,053
I don't know,
maybe a little gratitude?
735
00:30:08,193 --> 00:30:10,893
What do you want, a tattoo
of your smug face on my ass?
736
00:30:10,923 --> 00:30:12,809
DR. WICKET: Okay, okay,
you both have three seconds
737
00:30:12,833 --> 00:30:14,233
before I leave to mainline prosecco
738
00:30:14,293 --> 00:30:15,763
and book my trip to Costa Rica,
739
00:30:15,793 --> 00:30:16,832
so are we doing this or not?
740
00:30:16,833 --> 00:30:20,033
- No!
- Yes.
741
00:30:20,073 --> 00:30:21,409
We need to know if something's wrong.
742
00:30:21,433 --> 00:30:23,933
Maybe I don't want to know.
743
00:30:24,003 --> 00:30:26,903
Pants off, feet in stirrups, now.
744
00:30:26,913 --> 00:30:32,112
?
745
00:30:32,113 --> 00:30:34,312
WES: I know your family's
involved in whatever bullshit
746
00:30:34,313 --> 00:30:36,053
is going down at the build site.
747
00:30:36,113 --> 00:30:37,913
Or maybe it's some, I don't know,
748
00:30:38,053 --> 00:30:39,999
what's that word you're
always throwing around, kismet?
749
00:30:40,023 --> 00:30:41,223
Oh, you suck at lying.
750
00:30:41,353 --> 00:30:42,569
Well, you suck at relationships.
751
00:30:42,593 --> 00:30:43,923
It doesn't matter.
752
00:30:43,963 --> 00:30:45,483
This may delay the build for a second,
753
00:30:45,593 --> 00:30:47,123
but it's not gonna stop it, Sammy.
754
00:30:47,193 --> 00:30:50,532
Just tell your family to
take the buy-out, please!
755
00:30:50,533 --> 00:30:52,433
You know, I used to
envy people like you,
756
00:30:52,463 --> 00:30:55,503
with money and privilege, but...
757
00:30:55,633 --> 00:30:56,749
I don't know.
758
00:30:56,774 --> 00:30:58,273
Now I just...
759
00:30:58,343 --> 00:31:00,203
- Pity you.
- Huh, okay.
760
00:31:00,343 --> 00:31:02,273
You have no idea what a real home is.
761
00:31:02,413 --> 00:31:04,373
How much do you want?
Give me a number.
762
00:31:04,383 --> 00:31:07,112
Not everything has a price, Wes.
763
00:31:07,113 --> 00:31:08,753
You know, I misjudged you.
764
00:31:08,883 --> 00:31:10,983
I thought you were different.
765
00:31:11,023 --> 00:31:13,323
I thought you were
better than this place.
766
00:31:19,163 --> 00:31:23,233
I don't give a shit what you think.
767
00:31:23,363 --> 00:31:25,562
We're done.
768
00:31:25,563 --> 00:31:29,032
?
769
00:31:29,033 --> 00:31:31,103
["WORDS IN THE FIRE"
BY PATRICK WATSON PLAYING]
770
00:31:31,143 --> 00:31:34,973
? Put your words into the fire ?
771
00:31:35,113 --> 00:31:37,513
?
772
00:31:37,583 --> 00:31:41,582
? watch them burn
your heart's desires ?
773
00:31:41,583 --> 00:31:44,183
?
774
00:31:44,253 --> 00:31:47,183
? rise up in the air
775
00:31:47,253 --> 00:31:50,053
?
776
00:31:50,063 --> 00:31:53,523
? in a cloud of silk
and smoke and dust ?
777
00:31:53,563 --> 00:31:55,933
?
778
00:31:55,993 --> 00:31:57,463
DR. WICKET: You can get dressed now.
779
00:31:57,533 --> 00:32:00,063
? Fade into the night... ?
780
00:32:00,103 --> 00:32:02,273
?
781
00:32:02,403 --> 00:32:04,933
DR. WICKET: I'll call you
with the results in a few days.
782
00:32:05,003 --> 00:32:07,342
Cowabunga, doc.
783
00:32:07,343 --> 00:32:09,673
You do know you're out of
your goddamned mind, right?
784
00:32:09,683 --> 00:32:11,013
Your kid, too.
785
00:32:11,043 --> 00:32:13,412
It's becoming abundantly clear.
786
00:32:13,413 --> 00:32:16,353
[SIGHS, CLEARS THROAT]
787
00:32:16,423 --> 00:32:18,682
But also...
788
00:32:18,683 --> 00:32:21,253
Thanks, I guess.
789
00:32:21,293 --> 00:32:25,893
?
790
00:32:25,923 --> 00:32:29,092
[BOTH GIGGLING]
791
00:32:29,093 --> 00:32:31,293
How you feeling?
792
00:32:31,433 --> 00:32:34,333
Numb. Not in a good way.
793
00:32:36,273 --> 00:32:38,642
You're gonna be fine, Nora.
794
00:32:38,643 --> 00:32:40,243
Maybe.
795
00:32:43,083 --> 00:32:44,913
But what if I'm not?
796
00:32:47,653 --> 00:32:49,253
I keep...
797
00:32:50,623 --> 00:32:53,053
Trying to figure out what
I would do if I found out
798
00:32:53,183 --> 00:32:55,123
that I was gonna...
799
00:32:59,063 --> 00:33:01,423
I know what you'd do.
800
00:33:01,493 --> 00:33:03,332
Get my affairs in order?
801
00:33:03,333 --> 00:33:05,533
If by affairs you mean
follow the truffle honey trail
802
00:33:05,663 --> 00:33:09,072
all the way to your
hot biker's bed, then yeah!
803
00:33:09,073 --> 00:33:11,933
God, you're probably right.
I would think about myself.
804
00:33:12,003 --> 00:33:14,672
And my loins, because I'm a terrible,
805
00:33:14,673 --> 00:33:17,013
selfish person
and an even worse mother.
806
00:33:17,083 --> 00:33:21,213
Said without a trade of irony,
unfortunately.
807
00:33:21,253 --> 00:33:25,423
I would finally fly to Morocco.
808
00:33:25,483 --> 00:33:27,153
Mm-hm.
809
00:33:27,293 --> 00:33:30,353
Break into Keith Richards' pad,
screw the first hot guy I see
810
00:33:30,363 --> 00:33:32,323
on his red velvet chaise.
811
00:33:32,463 --> 00:33:35,023
Hopefully Keith's not in
at the time, but if he is,
812
00:33:35,033 --> 00:33:37,233
what the hell? I'll screw him, too!
813
00:33:37,363 --> 00:33:39,179
Now, Keith hasn't really
been hanging out there
814
00:33:39,203 --> 00:33:41,603
since the '70s, so I'd have
to build a time machine.
815
00:33:41,733 --> 00:33:44,033
Really?
816
00:33:44,043 --> 00:33:48,003
Well, maybe not the time machine part.
817
00:33:48,043 --> 00:33:49,573
No Terry?
818
00:33:52,183 --> 00:33:55,183
?
819
00:33:55,213 --> 00:33:59,722
?
820
00:33:59,723 --> 00:34:03,392
?
821
00:34:03,393 --> 00:34:06,523
?
822
00:34:06,533 --> 00:34:11,463
?
823
00:34:11,603 --> 00:34:13,663
[LINE RINGS]
824
00:34:13,733 --> 00:34:16,133
LIDIA: Never know when
a bulk box of latex gloves
825
00:34:16,173 --> 00:34:17,533
might come in handy.
826
00:34:17,543 --> 00:34:19,672
Just when I thought
I couldn't get more concerned.
827
00:34:19,673 --> 00:34:22,003
- Love you.
- Night.
828
00:34:22,043 --> 00:34:26,143
Aah, a two-minute
voicemail from my boss.
829
00:34:26,283 --> 00:34:28,143
That can't be good.
830
00:34:28,283 --> 00:34:30,653
[CLEARS THROAT]
831
00:34:30,783 --> 00:34:32,953
Lidia?
832
00:34:34,753 --> 00:34:35,953
Yes, Nora?
833
00:34:37,363 --> 00:34:40,293
My boss is saying the facts
of my podcast didn't check out.
834
00:34:40,433 --> 00:34:42,233
They're saying my source
denied everything.
835
00:34:42,363 --> 00:34:45,233
No, no, no, I didn't deny...
Everything.
836
00:34:45,263 --> 00:34:47,333
It just... I mean...
837
00:34:47,403 --> 00:34:50,772
I sounded so nuts when
they read it all back to me.
838
00:34:50,773 --> 00:34:53,103
I may have massaged a few details.
839
00:34:53,113 --> 00:34:56,413
They're pulling
the plug on my podcast.
840
00:34:56,543 --> 00:34:59,782
They've terminated my contract.
841
00:34:59,783 --> 00:35:00,843
I'm done.
842
00:35:00,853 --> 00:35:03,053
Oh my God.
843
00:35:03,123 --> 00:35:06,253
Nora, I'm so sorry.
844
00:35:06,283 --> 00:35:09,523
But you have to understand,
I can't have all that out there.
845
00:35:09,553 --> 00:35:11,723
My career is finally
getting back on track.
846
00:35:11,793 --> 00:35:13,663
Well, so you thought
you'd blow up mine?
847
00:35:13,693 --> 00:35:14,723
No!
848
00:35:14,763 --> 00:35:16,263
[TEXT MESSAGE NOTIFICATION]
849
00:35:16,393 --> 00:35:19,363
Oh my God. Seriously?
850
00:35:19,503 --> 00:35:23,533
Terry's asking why I didn't
tell him about the test results.
851
00:35:23,543 --> 00:35:25,802
This medical stuff
was supposed to be a secret
852
00:35:25,803 --> 00:35:28,143
and the only person I told was you.
853
00:35:28,273 --> 00:35:29,713
I swear to God, that wasn't me.
854
00:35:29,783 --> 00:35:32,812
- Bullshit.
- Nora, I promise you.
855
00:35:32,813 --> 00:35:34,613
Look, it may not
seem like it right now,
856
00:35:34,653 --> 00:35:35,882
but I always have your back.
857
00:35:35,883 --> 00:35:37,153
You don't have my back!
858
00:35:37,283 --> 00:35:39,583
The only reason you did any of this
859
00:35:39,653 --> 00:35:44,292
is to make yourself feel better
because everybody hates you.
860
00:35:44,293 --> 00:35:45,293
That's not...
861
00:35:45,423 --> 00:35:49,763
you made my cancer scare about you!
862
00:35:52,333 --> 00:35:55,233
I can't do this.
863
00:35:55,273 --> 00:35:58,643
I can't deal with you, anymore.
864
00:36:00,273 --> 00:36:03,373
I'm done!
865
00:36:03,443 --> 00:36:04,443
[CAR DOOR SLAMS]
866
00:36:04,513 --> 00:36:05,583
[ENGINE STARTS]
867
00:36:05,643 --> 00:36:08,713
?
868
00:36:08,783 --> 00:36:11,753
?
869
00:36:11,883 --> 00:36:15,252
?
870
00:36:15,253 --> 00:36:19,023
?
871
00:36:30,803 --> 00:36:33,473
CRYSTAL: Today I choose to be happy.
872
00:36:33,513 --> 00:36:37,143
My mind is a tool I can use
to get through anything.
873
00:36:37,283 --> 00:36:39,613
I have the capacity to do great things
874
00:36:39,643 --> 00:36:42,213
and I am only as good as I think...
875
00:36:42,253 --> 00:36:44,613
- [DOOR OPENS]
- Babe?
876
00:36:46,483 --> 00:36:48,253
Why didn't you come home last night?
877
00:36:48,393 --> 00:36:50,353
My van was repoed
878
00:36:50,393 --> 00:36:55,223
and my savings are gone
and I really needed you!
879
00:36:55,263 --> 00:36:57,633
I know who took your money.
880
00:36:57,763 --> 00:37:01,533
That's so good! You found him!
881
00:37:01,573 --> 00:37:05,503
Now you can tear his nuts off
and keep them as a trophy!
882
00:37:05,573 --> 00:37:07,573
Or... or her nuts,
883
00:37:07,713 --> 00:37:09,393
because, you know,
women can be jerks, too.
884
00:37:09,473 --> 00:37:10,673
See my mom for details.
885
00:37:10,813 --> 00:37:13,343
[GASPS] Oh my God, was it my mom?
886
00:37:13,383 --> 00:37:15,952
Because she is still hounding me
to pay for those skating lessons
887
00:37:15,953 --> 00:37:17,599
that she kept forgetting
to pick me up from...
888
00:37:17,623 --> 00:37:19,583
Crystal, stop.
889
00:37:21,793 --> 00:37:22,793
It was me.
890
00:37:25,523 --> 00:37:28,293
I'm the dickwad that took your money.
891
00:37:35,003 --> 00:37:37,933
Ry, please.
892
00:37:37,973 --> 00:37:41,803
Please don't tell me
that you stole my savings
893
00:37:41,873 --> 00:37:42,873
to buy testicle pills...
894
00:37:43,783 --> 00:37:45,943
Manthusium promised
to triple my money!
895
00:37:45,983 --> 00:37:49,353
They said that I'd be rich,
that we'd be rich!
896
00:37:49,383 --> 00:37:53,822
And I'd get to be the man
that you always wanted.
897
00:37:53,823 --> 00:37:55,853
You were scammed.
898
00:37:57,593 --> 00:37:59,893
I got scammed.
899
00:38:00,023 --> 00:38:02,733
By the love of my life.
900
00:38:02,863 --> 00:38:05,903
I'm gonna pay you back, every penny.
901
00:38:06,033 --> 00:38:09,573
Mm-hm.
902
00:38:09,703 --> 00:38:13,643
More important, uh...
903
00:38:13,673 --> 00:38:17,243
I'm never gonna let
another dirtbag like me
904
00:38:17,383 --> 00:38:20,682
take advantage of you ever again.
905
00:38:20,683 --> 00:38:22,683
What does that even mean, Ry?
906
00:38:22,753 --> 00:38:27,983
It means I thought
I finally found my thing,
907
00:38:28,023 --> 00:38:32,263
but it turns out that thing
is to hold you back.
908
00:38:32,393 --> 00:38:33,433
If you're holding me back,
909
00:38:34,463 --> 00:38:37,933
it's because I'm letting
you hold me back, like...
910
00:38:38,063 --> 00:38:39,762
Like my favourite scrunchie.
911
00:38:39,763 --> 00:38:42,333
Crystal, I keep screwing up!
912
00:38:42,373 --> 00:38:43,933
And you keep forgiving me!
913
00:38:43,943 --> 00:38:45,543
Yeah.
914
00:38:45,673 --> 00:38:48,073
?
915
00:38:48,113 --> 00:38:50,612
I'm bad for you.
916
00:38:50,613 --> 00:38:54,243
I always have been.
917
00:38:57,723 --> 00:39:03,493
Uh, have a beautiful, scam-free life,
918
00:39:03,563 --> 00:39:07,493
and fly high,
like the bird, not the bong.
919
00:39:07,563 --> 00:39:10,563
?
920
00:39:10,703 --> 00:39:13,503
?
921
00:39:16,703 --> 00:39:18,003
RHIAN: Big news, daddy-o.
922
00:39:18,073 --> 00:39:21,103
I got some big news, too.
923
00:39:21,143 --> 00:39:22,513
Your mom is coming home!
924
00:39:22,573 --> 00:39:23,973
Oh!
925
00:39:24,013 --> 00:39:25,512
It's about frickin' time.
926
00:39:25,513 --> 00:39:27,583
Talk about shirking
on her Grandma duties.
927
00:39:27,653 --> 00:39:29,983
[CHUCKLES] Uh, what's your big news?
928
00:39:30,113 --> 00:39:33,983
Oh, nothing,
just that I single-handedly
929
00:39:34,053 --> 00:39:36,653
saved the Moonshine.
930
00:39:36,693 --> 00:39:38,993
Oh? How did you manage that?
931
00:39:39,123 --> 00:39:41,323
I planted your pirate skull
at the construction site.
932
00:39:41,463 --> 00:39:43,762
You know the one
you kept in the rafters?
933
00:39:43,763 --> 00:39:45,693
Oh, no, Rhian...
934
00:39:45,733 --> 00:39:47,102
Yes!
935
00:39:47,103 --> 00:39:49,333
And now the cops think
there's an unsolved murder.
936
00:39:49,473 --> 00:39:50,979
It could take them months
to complete their investigation,
937
00:39:51,003 --> 00:39:52,333
years even.
938
00:39:52,403 --> 00:39:55,343
There is an unsolved murder.
939
00:39:55,473 --> 00:39:58,543
That wasn't a fake
pirate skull, Rhian.
940
00:39:58,613 --> 00:40:00,513
That was Jimmy.
941
00:40:00,553 --> 00:40:01,843
No, dad.
942
00:40:01,883 --> 00:40:03,413
We burned Jimmy's skeleton
943
00:40:03,453 --> 00:40:05,553
in that filthy
Moroccan rug last summer.
944
00:40:05,623 --> 00:40:07,122
Remember?
945
00:40:07,123 --> 00:40:09,893
I'd been talking to the old
bastard's corpse for so long
946
00:40:09,953 --> 00:40:13,323
under the apple tree that
I couldn't bear to let him go.
947
00:40:13,463 --> 00:40:16,493
I swapped his skull for a cantaloupe.
948
00:40:16,533 --> 00:40:20,163
?
949
00:40:20,303 --> 00:40:23,033
So the murder investigation...
950
00:40:23,073 --> 00:40:25,033
...is a real murder.
951
00:40:25,043 --> 00:40:27,642
?
952
00:40:27,643 --> 00:40:31,043
And all roads...
953
00:40:31,113 --> 00:40:33,943
Are gonna point to your mom.
954
00:40:33,953 --> 00:40:38,152
?
955
00:40:38,153 --> 00:40:41,983
?
956
00:40:41,993 --> 00:40:42,993
DANIEL: Apologize.
957
00:40:43,423 --> 00:40:44,623
No way I'm apologizing to mom.
958
00:40:44,923 --> 00:40:46,809
I think college is the
very least of your worries.
959
00:40:46,833 --> 00:40:48,723
You could have
seriously hurt that doctor.
960
00:40:48,863 --> 00:40:50,663
You could have been arrested, honey!
961
00:40:50,803 --> 00:40:53,002
Mom was the one who dragged
me into this batshit plan
962
00:40:53,003 --> 00:40:55,063
and I'm the one taking the fall?
963
00:40:55,133 --> 00:40:57,033
You're right,
she deserves to be taken down.
964
00:40:57,173 --> 00:41:00,473
If you ask me, she let you off easy.
965
00:41:00,613 --> 00:41:02,472
Effective immediately,
966
00:41:02,473 --> 00:41:06,183
you are grounded
for the rest of the summer!
967
00:41:06,243 --> 00:41:07,883
How is that at all fair?
968
00:41:08,013 --> 00:41:09,613
Oh, mom is not gonna agree to this.
969
00:41:09,653 --> 00:41:11,173
- I know mom is not gonna agree!
- Mom!
970
00:41:11,223 --> 00:41:13,183
- You know, she's probably...
- Mom!
971
00:41:13,253 --> 00:41:16,623
Okay, Eleanor, you're
welcome to ask your mother...
972
00:41:21,233 --> 00:41:22,733
Mom's gone.
973
00:41:22,863 --> 00:41:25,433
What do you mean she's gone?
974
00:41:25,563 --> 00:41:27,503
LIDIA: [VOICE] "Dear El and Finn,
975
00:41:27,533 --> 00:41:29,833
"I'm sorry for not being
a proper role model
976
00:41:29,873 --> 00:41:32,033
"you both could look up to.
977
00:41:32,043 --> 00:41:33,903
"I don't want to be
a bad influence anymore,
978
00:41:34,043 --> 00:41:36,573
"so I'm going away for a bit.
979
00:41:36,713 --> 00:41:38,973
"You're both adults,
I know you'll be fine,
980
00:41:39,043 --> 00:41:41,783
"but watch out for each other.
981
00:41:41,853 --> 00:41:44,553
"I love you more than
all the stars in the sky.
982
00:41:44,683 --> 00:41:47,853
"Mom."
983
00:41:47,893 --> 00:41:50,052
["CHOSEN" BY ROSE COUSINS PLAYING]
984
00:41:50,053 --> 00:41:54,993
? This love is too much I am frozen ?
985
00:41:55,063 --> 00:41:58,463
?
986
00:41:58,603 --> 00:42:02,863
? and I don't know
if I have what it takes ?
987
00:42:02,903 --> 00:42:05,103
?
988
00:42:05,173 --> 00:42:09,003
? to be chosen
989
00:42:09,043 --> 00:42:14,143
?
990
00:42:14,283 --> 00:42:18,752
?
991
00:42:18,753 --> 00:42:22,822
?
992
00:42:22,823 --> 00:42:27,163
?
993
00:42:27,193 --> 00:42:30,963
?
994
00:42:31,003 --> 00:42:33,563
?
995
00:42:33,603 --> 00:42:38,173
? and I don't know
if I have what it takes ?
996
00:42:38,303 --> 00:42:40,043
?
997
00:42:40,103 --> 00:42:42,773
? to be chosen...
998
00:42:42,843 --> 00:42:46,243
Lidia.
999
00:42:46,283 --> 00:42:48,313
?
1000
00:42:48,353 --> 00:42:53,723
?
1001
00:42:53,793 --> 00:42:56,653
[CRYING]
1002
00:42:56,693 --> 00:42:59,822
?
1003
00:42:59,823 --> 00:43:03,593
?
1004
00:43:03,633 --> 00:43:06,802
?
1005
00:43:06,803 --> 00:43:10,533
?
1006
00:43:16,148 --> 00:43:18,142
?
1007
00:43:18,143 --> 00:43:22,083
?
1008
00:43:22,153 --> 00:43:25,823
?
1009
00:43:25,953 --> 00:43:28,752
?
1010
00:43:28,753 --> 00:43:32,253
?
1011
00:43:32,393 --> 00:43:36,292
?
1012
00:43:36,293 --> 00:43:39,593
?
1013
00:43:39,643 --> 00:43:44,193
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