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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:25,091 --> 00:00:27,604 My fellow Americans, it's been decades 2 00:00:27,628 --> 00:00:31,364 since Gotham City once exemplified American prosperity. 3 00:00:31,431 --> 00:00:34,468 But one week ago, it hit the point of no return 4 00:00:34,534 --> 00:00:36,402 when the Joker seized control 5 00:00:36,469 --> 00:00:38,304 and instituted martial law. 6 00:00:38,371 --> 00:00:39,673 - [static on tv] - Last night, 7 00:00:39,740 --> 00:00:41,475 his base of operations, the Joker Tower, 8 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:43,076 came crashing to the ground, 9 00:00:43,100 --> 00:00:46,646 triggering an 8.6 earthquake that leveled the city. 10 00:00:46,713 --> 00:00:48,781 Sadly, Gotham is beyond saving. 11 00:00:48,848 --> 00:00:51,084 - [all gasp] - So it is with a heavy heart 12 00:00:51,151 --> 00:00:53,654 that I hereby declare that Gotham City 13 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:56,289 is no longer part of the United States. 14 00:00:56,356 --> 00:00:58,859 It is civitas non grata. 15 00:00:58,926 --> 00:01:01,127 God bless the United States of America, 16 00:01:01,194 --> 00:01:02,829 and God help Gotham City. 17 00:01:04,697 --> 00:01:06,533 Fuck yeah! 18 00:01:06,599 --> 00:01:08,468 [theme music playing] 19 00:01:10,637 --> 00:01:12,077 - [horn blaring] - [tires screeching] 20 00:01:13,573 --> 00:01:15,375 [dogs snarling] 21 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:16,409 [moaning] [straining] 22 00:01:17,343 --> 00:01:18,394 [grunt] 23 00:01:27,554 --> 00:01:29,590 Honk honk, motherfuckers! 24 00:01:29,656 --> 00:01:32,125 [horn blaring] 25 00:01:33,793 --> 00:01:35,528 [horn approaching] 26 00:01:37,563 --> 00:01:39,132 Home, sweet home. 27 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:42,569 Good job, my little baby drivers. 28 00:01:42,635 --> 00:01:43,771 I got a treat for ya. 29 00:01:45,504 --> 00:01:47,908 Now, Bud and Lou, don't you fight. 30 00:01:47,974 --> 00:01:49,843 There's one for each of ya. 31 00:01:49,909 --> 00:01:53,480 And for my big babies, I brought dinner! 32 00:01:53,546 --> 00:01:54,724 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 33 00:01:54,748 --> 00:01:56,415 Those beasts get steak 34 00:01:56,483 --> 00:01:57,850 and we gotta eat this guy? 35 00:01:57,918 --> 00:01:59,819 Are we living in a mall or a zoo? 36 00:01:59,887 --> 00:02:01,822 I like to think of it as both now. 37 00:02:01,888 --> 00:02:03,290 No, we're not eating him. 38 00:02:03,355 --> 00:02:05,257 This is Takashi, a sushi chef. 39 00:02:05,325 --> 00:02:07,227 He's got a Michelin star! [grunts] 40 00:02:07,293 --> 00:02:08,360 I gotta admit, 41 00:02:08,427 --> 00:02:09,695 I was excited to eat a person, 42 00:02:09,763 --> 00:02:12,231 especially since I already had sushi, 43 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:13,400 but I guess it's fine. 44 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:14,935 Come here! 45 00:02:15,002 --> 00:02:17,670 Takashi, would it be gauche to ask for a spider roll, 46 00:02:17,737 --> 00:02:19,438 or are you strictly omakase? 47 00:02:19,506 --> 00:02:22,175 Ive, are you not jazzed about sushi? 48 00:02:22,241 --> 00:02:24,443 No, no. I mean, I like Takashi's hand rolls 49 00:02:24,510 --> 00:02:25,611 as much as the next gal, 50 00:02:25,679 --> 00:02:26,889 but don't you think it's time 51 00:02:26,913 --> 00:02:28,390 to kinda like wrap up this party up? 52 00:02:28,414 --> 00:02:29,626 You know, it's been three weeks 53 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:30,717 since you took down Joker. 54 00:02:30,783 --> 00:02:31,919 There's no Legion of Doom. 55 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:32,976 No Batman. 56 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:34,587 Gotham is yours for the taking. 57 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:36,399 I am having a blast! 58 00:02:36,423 --> 00:02:38,191 This is what I've always wanted, Ive. 59 00:02:38,258 --> 00:02:40,259 Anarchy and sushi! 60 00:02:40,326 --> 00:02:42,429 [horn blares] 61 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:44,931 Yeah, I mean, you definitely could've had better sushi 62 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:46,633 when Gotham had refrigeration 63 00:02:46,699 --> 00:02:48,634 and free trade with the rest of America, but... 64 00:02:48,701 --> 00:02:50,503 [blech] Is this a bird? 65 00:02:50,569 --> 00:02:51,546 Trust me. Seriously, 66 00:02:51,570 --> 00:02:52,649 you're gonna be kicking yourself 67 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:53,831 if you don't take charge. 68 00:02:53,855 --> 00:02:56,543 Ive, the best part of living in an apocalyptic wasteland 69 00:02:56,610 --> 00:02:58,478 is no one's in charge. 70 00:02:58,544 --> 00:02:59,544 Whoo! 71 00:02:59,579 --> 00:03:01,480 [horn blares] 72 00:03:01,548 --> 00:03:03,325 It's chaos, baby! 73 00:03:03,349 --> 00:03:06,854 It's like 'Nam after the U.S. pulled out. 74 00:03:06,919 --> 00:03:09,365 - [explosions] - [sighs] 75 00:03:09,389 --> 00:03:10,667 I don't think it's exactly like that. 76 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:11,734 But it is pretty awesome. 77 00:03:11,758 --> 00:03:13,961 Hey! You're on Penguin turf. 78 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:15,729 Get the hell outta here. 79 00:03:15,795 --> 00:03:17,296 The hell ya talking 'bout? 80 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:18,942 Penguin called dibs on the mall. 81 00:03:18,966 --> 00:03:21,467 Uh, we've been chilling at the mall for, like, ever! 82 00:03:21,534 --> 00:03:24,503 And dibs? There's no dibs. 83 00:03:24,570 --> 00:03:26,338 The city's in ruins, idiot. 84 00:03:26,406 --> 00:03:27,540 It's a post-dibs world. 85 00:03:27,608 --> 00:03:29,284 Nobody owns nothing. 86 00:03:29,308 --> 00:03:30,342 Except for me! 87 00:03:30,409 --> 00:03:31,444 I own this mall. 88 00:03:31,510 --> 00:03:33,580 It's chaos, baby! 89 00:03:33,646 --> 00:03:37,325 It's like 'Nam after the U.S. pulled out. 90 00:03:37,349 --> 00:03:38,976 - [explosion] - [frustrated] Stop, stop, stop! 91 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:40,252 [softly] No flashbacks. 92 00:03:40,319 --> 00:03:41,463 So you go back to the Penguin 93 00:03:41,487 --> 00:03:42,855 and tell him to go screw himself. 94 00:03:42,923 --> 00:03:44,491 - [grunt] - [chomps] 95 00:03:44,557 --> 00:03:45,534 Hey, Takashi. 96 00:03:45,558 --> 00:03:47,728 Can you incorporate this into a rainbow roll? 97 00:03:47,794 --> 00:03:49,963 Light on the rice. [Laughs] 98 00:03:50,030 --> 00:03:51,276 I'm watching my figure. 99 00:03:51,300 --> 00:03:52,542 Harley, this is what's going to happen 100 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:53,830 if you don't take control. 101 00:03:53,854 --> 00:03:56,245 Every one of these assholes has an army of goons 102 00:03:56,269 --> 00:03:58,347 that they're just gonna keep sending until they take over the city. 103 00:03:58,371 --> 00:03:59,915 I think you may be catastrophizing. 104 00:03:59,939 --> 00:04:01,008 [explosion] 105 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:05,945 Hey! You're on Two-Face's turf. 106 00:04:06,013 --> 00:04:07,881 Don't make that face at me. 107 00:04:07,948 --> 00:04:08,949 Fine, I'll deal with it. 108 00:04:09,984 --> 00:04:11,518 Listen up, goons! 109 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:13,620 Excuse me, I identify as a hench. 110 00:04:13,687 --> 00:04:15,632 Listen up, goons and henches, 111 00:04:15,656 --> 00:04:17,567 the world we know has ended. 112 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:21,560 The Justice League is kaput, the Legion of Doom is doomed, 113 00:04:21,627 --> 00:04:23,463 and Joker's had his last laugh. 114 00:04:23,529 --> 00:04:26,966 This is our chance to even the playing field. 115 00:04:27,033 --> 00:04:28,502 You! Who do you work for? 116 00:04:28,567 --> 00:04:30,069 The Riddler. Obviously. 117 00:04:30,137 --> 00:04:31,704 Seriously? Two-Face. Come on. 118 00:04:31,771 --> 00:04:33,016 But why? 119 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:36,286 What have those assholes ever done for you? 120 00:04:36,310 --> 00:04:37,754 Joker treated me like shit, 121 00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:39,411 until I decided I'd had enough 122 00:04:39,478 --> 00:04:41,014 and took him down. 123 00:04:41,081 --> 00:04:42,482 And look at me now. 124 00:04:42,548 --> 00:04:44,827 It is time to rise up! 125 00:04:44,851 --> 00:04:46,987 Everyone should be their own villain. 126 00:04:47,053 --> 00:04:50,100 Don't work for the Penguin, be the Penguin. 127 00:04:50,124 --> 00:04:51,533 Over here, the hench... 128 00:04:51,557 --> 00:04:53,002 I've got a two part question for ya. 129 00:04:53,026 --> 00:04:54,803 Are you saying we should become the Penguin, 130 00:04:54,827 --> 00:04:56,396 or that we should do stuff like him? 131 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:58,831 Up to you, goo... [blech] ...hench. 132 00:04:58,899 --> 00:05:00,432 This is New Gotham. 133 00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:02,012 The power isn't held by the few, 134 00:05:02,036 --> 00:05:03,502 it's up for grabs. 135 00:05:03,569 --> 00:05:05,838 So everyone should go get some. 136 00:05:05,906 --> 00:05:06,983 - [belching] - [glass shattering] 137 00:05:07,007 --> 00:05:09,107 [all cheering] 138 00:05:15,682 --> 00:05:17,550 Everybody on the floor! 139 00:05:17,617 --> 00:05:19,052 No, yous get on the floor. 140 00:05:19,119 --> 00:05:20,519 Phil, the fuck is going on? 141 00:05:20,586 --> 00:05:21,754 [guns cocking] 142 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:23,456 [hesitantly] Hi. Hey, I'm Steven, 143 00:05:23,523 --> 00:05:24,690 I'm the shift manager. 144 00:05:24,757 --> 00:05:26,560 Uh, are we being robbed, or are you? 145 00:05:26,625 --> 00:05:28,571 Plus also, the bank was just robbed 15 minutes ago 146 00:05:28,595 --> 00:05:29,973 by someone who said he was, quote, 147 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:30,997 "Penguin like." 148 00:05:31,831 --> 00:05:33,365 [growls] 149 00:05:33,432 --> 00:05:35,367 Two-Face double crossed by his own goo... 150 00:05:35,435 --> 00:05:36,702 [cackles] 151 00:05:36,769 --> 00:05:39,740 Citizens of New Gotham, riddle me this... 152 00:05:39,805 --> 00:05:41,608 Citizens of New Gotham... 153 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:43,677 Craig? What the hell are you doing? 154 00:05:43,744 --> 00:05:45,778 [chuckles] Who is this Craig you speak of? 155 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:48,982 I am the Inquizitor-or-or... 156 00:05:49,048 --> 00:05:50,084 Craig, get off the air! 157 00:05:50,149 --> 00:05:51,685 Here's a quizzy quiz. 158 00:05:51,752 --> 00:05:53,653 Who's not my boss anymore? 159 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:55,088 You! 160 00:05:55,154 --> 00:05:57,057 We're cutting in live from Penguin's casino 161 00:05:57,124 --> 00:05:58,925 and looks like I'm the big winner today. 162 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:01,961 Come and get it, New Gotham! 163 00:06:05,798 --> 00:06:07,100 [Penguin] Are we all here? 164 00:06:07,166 --> 00:06:09,168 [sighs] We're missing one. 165 00:06:09,235 --> 00:06:11,137 [dramatic music plays] 166 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:12,973 [gun cocking] 167 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:14,507 [ice shatters] 168 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:18,053 [German accent] Your door is inoperable. 169 00:06:18,077 --> 00:06:19,646 It's a pull! 170 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:20,747 Uh... My bad. 171 00:06:20,814 --> 00:06:22,125 - This guy... - Gentlemen, 172 00:06:22,149 --> 00:06:23,158 thank you for coming. 173 00:06:23,182 --> 00:06:24,985 Let me cut to the chase. 174 00:06:25,052 --> 00:06:27,596 Harley Quinn's goon rebellion 175 00:06:27,620 --> 00:06:29,790 - is destroying our way of life. - [grunts] 176 00:06:29,855 --> 00:06:31,625 Stupid coffee machine! 177 00:06:31,690 --> 00:06:33,127 It's impossible to figure out! 178 00:06:33,192 --> 00:06:34,661 We need goons! 179 00:06:35,762 --> 00:06:37,807 Well... well, I loosened it up. 180 00:06:37,831 --> 00:06:39,074 Can I ask you a serious question? 181 00:06:39,098 --> 00:06:40,110 Why are you so stupid? 182 00:06:40,134 --> 00:06:42,002 Incredibly, Bane is right. 183 00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:44,613 Not about the coffee maker, but we need goons! 184 00:06:44,637 --> 00:06:46,415 Now they all think they're us. 185 00:06:46,439 --> 00:06:48,017 If everyone's a villain, then no one is. 186 00:06:48,041 --> 00:06:49,887 And we need to get them back in line. 187 00:06:49,911 --> 00:06:51,745 We need structure. Right fellas? 188 00:06:51,812 --> 00:06:53,255 We can't run organized crime... 189 00:06:53,279 --> 00:06:55,115 Uh... I'm not in organized crime. 190 00:06:55,182 --> 00:06:56,682 I'm actually trying to find a cure 191 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:58,617 for my wife's terminal illness. 192 00:06:58,685 --> 00:06:59,952 And how are you funding that? 193 00:07:00,019 --> 00:07:01,954 Uh. Through organized crime. 194 00:07:02,021 --> 00:07:06,160 Exactly... which we can't do with Harley leading this insurrection! 195 00:07:06,226 --> 00:07:09,495 We need to get her on board and get our goons back! 196 00:07:09,562 --> 00:07:12,132 Uh... one note, one small note. 197 00:07:12,199 --> 00:07:14,533 Maybe we should have invited her to this? 198 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:16,401 - What? - Shut it, Bane. 199 00:07:20,574 --> 00:07:21,875 [rumbling] 200 00:07:24,543 --> 00:07:27,113 Come on, come on. I know you're out there, buddy. 201 00:07:28,182 --> 00:07:30,132 [thunderclap] 202 00:07:33,887 --> 00:07:34,922 [grunts] 203 00:07:35,788 --> 00:07:37,466 Robin? 204 00:07:37,490 --> 00:07:39,959 No! This is the Bat-Signal, not the Robin-Signal. 205 00:07:40,026 --> 00:07:41,494 Get out of here! Shoo, shoo! 206 00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:43,005 Will you stop shooing me! 207 00:07:43,029 --> 00:07:44,029 Batman is missing. 208 00:07:44,064 --> 00:07:45,276 [dramatic gasp] What? 209 00:07:45,300 --> 00:07:47,076 He was in the Joker Tower when it fell... 210 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:48,877 And I haven't heard from him since. 211 00:07:48,901 --> 00:07:49,913 Oh, my God! 212 00:07:49,937 --> 00:07:50,937 Did you try texting him? 213 00:07:51,004 --> 00:07:52,939 Of course I tried texting him. 214 00:07:53,005 --> 00:07:53,874 What am I, 40? 215 00:07:53,940 --> 00:07:55,151 Course! Could... 216 00:07:55,175 --> 00:07:56,718 you share that contact info with me? 217 00:07:56,742 --> 00:07:58,187 [hesitantly] Yeah. He wouldn't like that. 218 00:07:58,211 --> 00:08:00,781 Plus that would mean you have my info, too. 219 00:08:00,846 --> 00:08:02,649 C'mon! The city's falling apart! 220 00:08:02,716 --> 00:08:05,196 - We need Batman, damn it! - Whoa, whoa... 221 00:08:05,220 --> 00:08:06,197 He's gone. 222 00:08:06,221 --> 00:08:07,620 Which is why I'm here. 223 00:08:07,687 --> 00:08:09,555 'Cause I'm ready to take up the mantle. 224 00:08:09,622 --> 00:08:10,723 [snarls] I'm Batman. 225 00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:12,192 [blech] 226 00:08:12,259 --> 00:08:14,093 [grunts] 227 00:08:16,096 --> 00:08:17,639 Ow! That's thick plastic! 228 00:08:17,663 --> 00:08:18,697 Slipped. 229 00:08:18,764 --> 00:08:20,009 Can you just toss that back? 230 00:08:20,033 --> 00:08:21,593 - There's a little left in it. - [grunt] 231 00:08:22,769 --> 00:08:23,971 Where are you, Batman? 232 00:08:27,274 --> 00:08:28,809 [squeaking] 233 00:08:28,875 --> 00:08:30,610 [King Shark] Oh, come on. Let me pet you! 234 00:08:30,677 --> 00:08:32,011 I want to teach you love. 235 00:08:32,078 --> 00:08:34,114 Hey Takashi, you're gonna freak! 236 00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:36,559 I got the last fresh ginger in Gotham 237 00:08:36,583 --> 00:08:37,626 just like you asked! 238 00:08:37,650 --> 00:08:38,951 [excitedly] Ginger! 239 00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:40,019 Hip, hip, hooray! 240 00:08:40,086 --> 00:08:41,630 Holy shit! 241 00:08:41,654 --> 00:08:43,623 It's about time, what took you so long? 242 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:45,570 Hey, you know, it's pretty rough out there, okay? 243 00:08:45,625 --> 00:08:48,061 I had to fight five new question-based villains. 244 00:08:48,128 --> 00:08:49,596 Uh... [clears throat] 245 00:08:49,663 --> 00:08:50,673 Harley, a word. 246 00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:52,143 Is it "congratulations"? 247 00:08:52,167 --> 00:08:54,801 I stopped all the villains by liberating the goons. 248 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:57,070 Harls, this was your chance to control the city, 249 00:08:57,136 --> 00:09:00,807 but now instead of like five big assholes trying to run Gotham, 250 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:03,243 we've got a thousand little assholes to deal with. 251 00:09:03,309 --> 00:09:04,878 Ugh, you worry too much, Ive. 252 00:09:04,945 --> 00:09:06,976 Um... 253 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,791 You know, I think I'm worrying like the perfect amount, to be honest. 254 00:09:08,815 --> 00:09:10,092 Thanks, Lou. What'd ya bring me? 255 00:09:10,116 --> 00:09:12,028 "Harley Quinn, you are cordially invited 256 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:15,254 to attend the inaugural meeting of the Injustice League." 257 00:09:15,322 --> 00:09:17,590 What is the Injustice League? 258 00:09:17,657 --> 00:09:20,059 I believe it is a play on "Justice League." 259 00:09:20,126 --> 00:09:23,163 Boy, will they have a juicy lawsuit on their hands. 260 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:25,999 Wonder woman is very litigious. Trust me. 261 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:27,368 This is bullshit. 262 00:09:27,433 --> 00:09:29,403 The city's supposed to be chaos! 263 00:09:29,427 --> 00:09:32,816 You know, I'm trying to be less of a know-it-all, so I'm just gonna go read. 264 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:33,883 [excitedly] I can't, it's killing me, 265 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:36,342 I told you so! Okay, [inhales deeply] Whoo! 266 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:38,144 Now I'm going to go read. 267 00:09:38,211 --> 00:09:39,322 [Harley Quinn] Hey motherfuckers. 268 00:09:39,346 --> 00:09:41,248 Look at that, gang's all here. 269 00:09:41,315 --> 00:09:42,871 Freeze, been a minute. 270 00:09:42,895 --> 00:09:45,594 Bane, good to see you on your feet after the Legion went boom. 271 00:09:45,618 --> 00:09:50,066 Luckily I was away, dog sitting for my Aunt Linda's girlfriend. 272 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:51,235 [softly] We're very supportive. 273 00:09:51,259 --> 00:09:52,236 Aw, that's nice. 274 00:09:52,260 --> 00:09:53,534 So, what's the deal? 275 00:09:53,558 --> 00:09:56,239 You guys get invites to this Injustice League dealio too? 276 00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:58,303 - Actually, Harley... - [ominous instrumental music] 277 00:09:58,865 --> 00:10:01,100 Tada! 278 00:10:01,168 --> 00:10:03,636 Wait, wait. You guys are the Injustice League? 279 00:10:03,702 --> 00:10:05,715 We had time to get a banner made, 280 00:10:05,739 --> 00:10:08,841 but not enough to find one more executive chair? 281 00:10:08,908 --> 00:10:10,311 Oh, again with the swivel chair. 282 00:10:10,376 --> 00:10:12,980 Your recklessness forced us to band together 283 00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:15,081 to restore order in the criminal underworld. 284 00:10:15,149 --> 00:10:16,793 There's gotta be a hierarchy. 285 00:10:16,817 --> 00:10:17,794 Exactly! 286 00:10:17,818 --> 00:10:19,686 It goes supervillains, sidekicks, 287 00:10:19,753 --> 00:10:21,654 goons that went to Harvard, and then goons. 288 00:10:21,721 --> 00:10:23,166 Okay. That's just the same old shit. 289 00:10:23,190 --> 00:10:25,000 I mean. This is a chance to do something new. 290 00:10:25,024 --> 00:10:27,059 Much gratitude for the segue. 291 00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:30,062 Feast your eyes on new... New Gotham. 292 00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:31,331 Hmm? 293 00:10:32,765 --> 00:10:34,434 Not. Interested. 294 00:10:34,501 --> 00:10:36,003 [exclaims] Whoa. Hey! 295 00:10:36,068 --> 00:10:37,837 Where did this map come from? 296 00:10:37,903 --> 00:10:40,240 I'm still on a goddamn folding chair. 297 00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:41,750 Jesus, Bane. 298 00:10:41,774 --> 00:10:43,052 We all thought it would be funny 299 00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:44,421 if we gave you a folding chair... 300 00:10:44,445 --> 00:10:45,788 - and we were right! - [Two-Face laughs] 301 00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:47,813 Oh, I see your joke now. 302 00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:50,783 Your... jest will be avenged. 303 00:10:51,451 --> 00:10:52,719 [uninterested] Anyway... 304 00:10:52,785 --> 00:10:54,176 we've divided up Gotham. 305 00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:58,057 Each of us will control a territory where we make our own rules. 306 00:10:58,125 --> 00:11:01,160 Which you could have seen if we still had the map. 307 00:11:01,227 --> 00:11:03,263 Guess which part was gonna yours? 308 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:05,731 Hint, the bad part. [Laughs] 309 00:11:05,798 --> 00:11:08,902 I took out Joker, so I make the rules. 310 00:11:08,969 --> 00:11:10,403 And this shit won't fly. 311 00:11:10,471 --> 00:11:14,971 - It ain't happening. - Told ya. 312 00:11:20,980 --> 00:11:22,025 [Harley Quinn] Ivy, are you there? 313 00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:23,129 Can you hear me? Where am I? 314 00:11:24,049 --> 00:11:25,251 Riddle me this... 315 00:11:25,318 --> 00:11:27,897 Who's the biggest fool of all? 316 00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:31,725 You! For wasting your only chance to rule Gotham. 317 00:11:31,791 --> 00:11:33,826 [cackles] 318 00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:36,763 If you'd just played the game, you wouldn't have ended up like this. 319 00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:38,065 [laughs] 320 00:11:38,130 --> 00:11:40,267 You did this to yourself. 321 00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:42,869 [mumbling] 322 00:11:45,938 --> 00:11:47,884 You'll never be one of us. 323 00:11:47,908 --> 00:11:50,943 You're just a sad, pathetic clown. 324 00:11:51,010 --> 00:11:53,779 [all laughing] 325 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:56,482 [screaming] 326 00:11:59,287 --> 00:12:00,287 [grunt] [groans] 327 00:12:02,154 --> 00:12:03,423 [gun firing] 328 00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:05,325 We're getting destroyed out there, men! 329 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:06,369 And Cheryl. [Sighs] 330 00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:08,394 I know it seems like the bad guys have won, 331 00:12:08,461 --> 00:12:10,464 but I'm here to tell you they haven't. 332 00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:12,375 Batman's still out there. 333 00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:13,399 Somewhere. 334 00:12:16,537 --> 00:12:18,404 [exhales] I know things seem bleak. 335 00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:20,907 We're being hunted by villains and citizens alike. 336 00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:22,298 No food, no power. 337 00:12:22,322 --> 00:12:24,317 I mean, my God, there's only coconut flavored 338 00:12:24,329 --> 00:12:26,113 sparkling water in the vending machines. 339 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,416 Oh, Cheryl! 340 00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:31,418 I kind of like it. [Chuckles] 341 00:12:31,485 --> 00:12:33,486 America may have turned its back on us, 342 00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:35,054 and chaos fills the streets... 343 00:12:35,121 --> 00:12:37,157 we're still Gotham's finest. 344 00:12:37,224 --> 00:12:42,538 We have a job to do, and God damn it, we're gonna do it! 345 00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:44,176 [all cheering] 346 00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:47,234 Now you get out there and you take back your town... 347 00:12:47,301 --> 00:12:50,846 - Our town... - [gun fires] 348 00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:52,806 I'm taking over this police department. 349 00:12:52,871 --> 00:12:55,341 Like cheeseballs you are! You don't have the authority! 350 00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:56,649 [men groaning] 351 00:12:56,673 --> 00:12:58,945 Anyone else itching to get shot in their privates? 352 00:12:59,011 --> 00:13:00,212 [moaning] 353 00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:02,857 Hey... guys... [chuckles] 354 00:13:02,881 --> 00:13:05,418 All right, Gordon, I'm a fair guy. 355 00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:08,522 Heads you live and we'll call it time served. 356 00:13:08,589 --> 00:13:11,325 Tails and we'll... - [screams] -[gun fires] 357 00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:15,596 [gasping] 358 00:13:15,663 --> 00:13:17,297 You won't get away with this, Dent. 359 00:13:17,364 --> 00:13:18,432 I already have. 360 00:13:18,499 --> 00:13:20,067 Give my love to Barb. 361 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,368 I'll be back. 362 00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:24,337 And I'm bringing the Batman with me! 363 00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:27,508 Ugh. Jesus Christ, coconut. 364 00:13:27,575 --> 00:13:30,043 ♪ You're a cop, You're damn good cop ♪ 365 00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:31,945 ♪ Saving the city With Batman ya ♪ 366 00:13:32,011 --> 00:13:33,413 ♪ Ain't gonna stop ♪ 367 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:34,615 ♪ You're a cop, cop, cop ♪ 368 00:13:34,682 --> 00:13:36,549 ♪ You're a damn-good-cop! ♪ 369 00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:38,716 Bah, bah, bah! 370 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:44,572 [tires screech] 371 00:13:54,934 --> 00:13:57,203 Come on and get me, you crazy fucks! 372 00:13:59,373 --> 00:14:01,140 Ben? And Cheryl? 373 00:14:01,207 --> 00:14:02,475 On your knees, Jimbo! 374 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,145 The hell do you think you're... 375 00:14:06,212 --> 00:14:07,280 Why would you do this? 376 00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:09,426 You're cops. 377 00:14:09,450 --> 00:14:11,451 There ain't no cops no more, old man. 378 00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:13,052 We're Bane boys now. 379 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:15,121 Things change quick on these mean streets. 380 00:14:15,456 --> 00:14:16,433 [groans] 381 00:14:16,457 --> 00:14:19,606 [chuckles] Let's jet! 382 00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:39,513 [dejected] You're a damn good... 383 00:14:39,580 --> 00:14:42,279 [sobs] ...nothing. 384 00:14:49,523 --> 00:14:51,057 [music blaring] 385 00:14:52,259 --> 00:14:54,360 [people screaming] 386 00:14:56,196 --> 00:14:57,498 Hey, Mr. Penguin! 387 00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:59,365 Good to see you, Mr. Penguin! 388 00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:01,168 How ya doing tonight, Mr. Penguin? 389 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,003 Fine, fine. 390 00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:04,171 [woman giggles] 391 00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:06,472 Hey. Sex upstairs later? 392 00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:08,140 [laughs] 393 00:15:08,207 --> 00:15:10,277 Oh. It's good to be the Penguin. 394 00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:12,245 Mr. Penguin, good to see yo... 395 00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:13,756 - [groans] - Okay, that's too many people 396 00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:15,615 saying hello to me. It feels disingenuous. 397 00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:19,052 Ahhh... I actually meant it... 398 00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:20,086 [elevator dings] 399 00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:24,357 Why so blue, Harley? [laughs] 400 00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:26,259 It's a party for Christ's sake! 401 00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:27,727 [cackles] 402 00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:29,261 Monsieur Penguin, 403 00:15:29,328 --> 00:15:30,964 uh, what can I get for you? 404 00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:32,231 Where's Jeffrey? 405 00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:33,701 [nervously] You kil... killed him? 406 00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:35,501 Oh, that does sound like me. 407 00:15:35,568 --> 00:15:38,639 Would you like some champagne? 408 00:15:38,706 --> 00:15:43,243 To celebrate your taking back the city? 409 00:15:43,309 --> 00:15:48,114 Perhaps make a little toast to your magnificent self? 410 00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:49,448 Mmm, why not! 411 00:15:49,515 --> 00:15:50,616 [mumbling] 412 00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:52,686 The bird has taken the worm. 413 00:15:52,753 --> 00:15:54,297 - Tweet, tweet. - [King Shark] Tweet, tweet. 414 00:15:54,321 --> 00:15:55,589 - I'm here. - [Clayface] And? 415 00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:57,157 And I'm not saying "tweet, tweet." 416 00:15:57,224 --> 00:15:58,591 She said it! [Laughs] 417 00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:00,125 [Sy] But one birdie left... 418 00:16:00,192 --> 00:16:01,471 Tweet, tweet, baby. 419 00:16:01,495 --> 00:16:02,504 We're ready. 420 00:16:02,528 --> 00:16:04,063 Let's hatch this egg. 421 00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:06,198 Ladies and gentlemen! 422 00:16:06,265 --> 00:16:08,100 We're killing it. 423 00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:10,035 We put down the goon rebellion 424 00:16:10,102 --> 00:16:12,339 and they're thanking us for it. 425 00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:14,274 We carved up the city 426 00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:16,509 and they're thanking us for it. [Laughs] 427 00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:17,577 Sy, smoke, smoke! 428 00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:20,145 Right! On it. [Clicks] 429 00:16:20,212 --> 00:16:22,481 So I'd just like to raise a glass and... 430 00:16:22,548 --> 00:16:24,083 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 431 00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:25,753 You back there, sit down. I'm talking. 432 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,354 [Clayface over phone] Stall Sy, stall. 433 00:16:27,421 --> 00:16:29,255 - [Penguin] As I was saying... - Eh... Uh... 434 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,390 Hey, excuse me! 435 00:16:31,457 --> 00:16:33,693 - We got a birthday boy tonight. - What? 436 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:35,461 And a one... And a two. 437 00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:38,565 - [plays piano] - ♪ Happy birthday to you! ♪ 438 00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:41,467 [Poison Ivy] Okay Psycho, nice and easy. 439 00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:43,570 - [Sy continues singing] - Easy! Careful. Careful! 440 00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:45,347 [Sy] ♪ Happy birthday dear... ♪ 441 00:16:45,371 --> 00:16:46,381 ♪ ...Penguin! ♪ 442 00:16:46,405 --> 00:16:47,484 Can I call you Penguin? 443 00:16:47,508 --> 00:16:48,551 ♪ Happy birthday to you! ♪ 444 00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:50,243 All right guys, let's go. 445 00:16:50,309 --> 00:16:51,311 It's not my birthday. 446 00:16:51,378 --> 00:16:53,580 ♪ And many more! ♪ 447 00:16:53,647 --> 00:16:55,816 I said it's not my birthday. 448 00:16:55,883 --> 00:16:58,217 And can we lighten up on the damn smoke? 449 00:16:58,284 --> 00:17:00,663 As I was saying... thanks to me, 450 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,087 and of course 451 00:17:02,154 --> 00:17:04,057 everyone's favorite ice sculpture, 452 00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:05,157 Harley Quinn. 453 00:17:05,224 --> 00:17:06,224 [crowd gasps] 454 00:17:09,328 --> 00:17:12,475 Stop them! 455 00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:15,167 All right, we gotta make this extraction as gentle as possible. 456 00:17:15,234 --> 00:17:18,270 Okay. We can't rattle her because her life is in the balance, okay. 457 00:17:18,337 --> 00:17:19,539 Ahhh! [Groans] 458 00:17:19,605 --> 00:17:20,641 Look what you made me do. 459 00:17:20,708 --> 00:17:25,357 Okay, this is not a good start. 460 00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:29,058 [screaming] 461 00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:29,861 [happily] Oh, hey, Ive. 462 00:17:29,885 --> 00:17:31,417 Harls! Hi. You okay? 463 00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:32,685 How are you feeling? 464 00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:35,756 [yells] Get me the fuck outta this! 465 00:17:35,823 --> 00:17:37,691 Everybody stand back! 466 00:17:38,392 --> 00:17:39,459 Hit it, Sy. 467 00:17:39,526 --> 00:17:40,536 - [grunt] - [tires screech] 468 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:41,760 [laughs] 469 00:17:46,767 --> 00:17:48,201 - [grunt] - [groans] 470 00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:52,782 Have at me! 471 00:17:52,806 --> 00:17:55,107 Somebody free my swinging arm! 472 00:17:55,174 --> 00:17:57,577 Fire finger, flame begin! 473 00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:02,281 - Ha! [Grunt] - [groaning] 474 00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:06,161 [men screaming] 475 00:18:06,185 --> 00:18:07,463 [Harley Quinn] Sweep the leg Johnny! 476 00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:09,589 [cackles] 477 00:18:09,655 --> 00:18:14,655 - [men groaning] - [Harley Quinn laughs] 478 00:18:15,796 --> 00:18:16,896 [grunt] 479 00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:18,265 - [screaming] - [gun firing] 480 00:18:18,330 --> 00:18:19,332 [groans] 481 00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:23,169 [ice screeching] 482 00:18:26,205 --> 00:18:28,315 Harley... I always thought 483 00:18:28,339 --> 00:18:29,718 - you were a sidekick. - [struggling] 484 00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:31,478 A goon with a name. 485 00:18:31,545 --> 00:18:32,679 But I was wrong. 486 00:18:32,746 --> 00:18:33,780 [grunt] 487 00:18:34,816 --> 00:18:35,793 Asshole. 488 00:18:35,817 --> 00:18:37,284 You're a mistake. 489 00:18:37,349 --> 00:18:38,919 A mutation. 490 00:18:38,986 --> 00:18:41,421 Thankfully, nature has graced us with a solution 491 00:18:41,488 --> 00:18:45,224 to the Harley Quinn problem, survival of the fittest. 492 00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:46,291 [groans] 493 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,696 [sobbing] My beautiful nose! 494 00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:52,531 - [screams] - [grunts] 495 00:18:52,598 --> 00:18:53,700 [laughs] 496 00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:56,245 Without your bat, 497 00:18:56,269 --> 00:18:58,203 you're just a defrosted gymnast! 498 00:18:58,270 --> 00:18:59,772 Eat grenades, Harley! 499 00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:00,907 Take that! 500 00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:02,541 - [laughs] - [grunting] 501 00:19:05,813 --> 00:19:08,515 I knew we should have killed you from the start... 502 00:19:08,582 --> 00:19:10,250 [Harley Quinn] Yeah, you really blew it. 503 00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:11,818 Over here. 504 00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:13,586 No stupid, over here! 505 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:16,656 Oh, sorry you missed me, fucking idiot. 506 00:19:16,722 --> 00:19:17,722 Over here. 507 00:19:17,758 --> 00:19:18,858 No. Oops! 508 00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:20,226 - No. Wrong way. - [exclaims] 509 00:19:20,292 --> 00:19:22,328 Oh, you're so fucking stupid. 510 00:19:22,394 --> 00:19:23,596 [sighs in relief] 511 00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:25,464 [moaning] 512 00:19:25,531 --> 00:19:26,566 [gurgling] 513 00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:31,247 [men groan] 514 00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:33,282 Hey Harley, are you... Ooh, yikes. 515 00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:35,407 It's about to get way more "yikes." 516 00:19:35,474 --> 00:19:36,643 Ahhh! 517 00:19:36,710 --> 00:19:37,944 [death sigh] 518 00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:40,711 Yeah, that was definitely more "yikes." 519 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,715 Can we go get coffee? 520 00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:44,496 Oh. Uh... 521 00:19:45,417 --> 00:19:47,420 I let the emotions get the best of me earlier. 522 00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:48,587 This is a minor setback. 523 00:19:48,654 --> 00:19:50,176 Here's what we're gonna do. 524 00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:52,267 Go to your brother's house, get his old scuba gear, 525 00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:54,294 we fish my badge out of Gotham Harbor. 526 00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:59,308 Then, this right here... the new GCPD headquarters. 527 00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:00,877 That's right. 528 00:20:00,901 --> 00:20:02,845 I'm still commissioner. I'll start a new department. 529 00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:05,238 I can deputize you right now, Barbara. 530 00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:06,906 We'll clean up this city together... 531 00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:10,877 husband and wife cops. An unbreakable bond. 532 00:20:10,912 --> 00:20:12,272 [Barbara] I want a divorce. [claps] 533 00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:14,949 It's all hopeless. 534 00:20:18,417 --> 00:20:20,621 Where are you, Batman? 535 00:20:20,686 --> 00:20:22,957 They put me on ice and an hour later 536 00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:24,991 the goons crawl back to the bosses? 537 00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:27,827 Harley, this might come as a shock to you, 538 00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:30,631 so I wanna... I want to say it as delicately as I can... 539 00:20:30,696 --> 00:20:32,465 You've been iced for two months! 540 00:20:32,531 --> 00:20:34,034 - Two months? - Nice work, Clay. 541 00:20:34,101 --> 00:20:35,836 Um... Well, we've been we've been trying 542 00:20:35,903 --> 00:20:37,336 to break you out the whole time. 543 00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:38,739 And hell, I got shot twice. 544 00:20:38,806 --> 00:20:41,575 I never got shot, but I did put a lot of 545 00:20:41,642 --> 00:20:44,678 personal projects aside trying to save you. 546 00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,014 I never realized 547 00:20:46,038 --> 00:20:48,347 how much we relied on your leadership before. 548 00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:49,615 I mean, I don't want to say 549 00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:51,818 things were a disaster in your absence, 550 00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:53,921 but they weren't not a disaster. 551 00:20:53,988 --> 00:20:55,555 In fact, things got so dire 552 00:20:55,622 --> 00:20:56,957 we finally got desperate enough 553 00:20:57,023 --> 00:20:59,492 to try the talking block of mud's stupid plan. 554 00:20:59,558 --> 00:21:01,638 Which was a rousing success! 555 00:21:01,662 --> 00:21:02,938 Thank you very much. [chuckles] 556 00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:04,865 You see, usually penguin only hires 557 00:21:04,932 --> 00:21:06,732 the most distinguished waiters. 558 00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:08,001 Which is why I had to develop 559 00:21:08,067 --> 00:21:09,635 my Francois character. 560 00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:11,379 [enthusiastically] He was born... 561 00:21:11,403 --> 00:21:13,882 to a scullery maid... Okay, thank you! 562 00:21:13,906 --> 00:21:15,618 So, in the last two months, did I miss anything 563 00:21:15,642 --> 00:21:17,845 other than Clayface's long-winded backstories? 564 00:21:17,911 --> 00:21:19,046 Harley, just come with me. 565 00:21:20,814 --> 00:21:22,763 [door creaks] 566 00:21:25,919 --> 00:21:28,555 So after the goons fell back in line, 567 00:21:28,622 --> 00:21:31,391 the Injustice League carved up the city. 568 00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:33,359 They call it new New Gotham. 569 00:21:33,425 --> 00:21:38,425 Which is... I mean, I can't even... 570 00:21:39,566 --> 00:21:41,377 [Two-Face] If you just played the game 571 00:21:41,401 --> 00:21:42,978 you wouldn't have ended up like this. [laughs] 572 00:21:43,002 --> 00:21:45,005 [Mr. Freeze] You did this to yourself. 573 00:21:45,071 --> 00:21:47,740 [Bane mumbling] 574 00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:50,020 [Riddler] Who's the biggest fool of all? 575 00:21:50,044 --> 00:21:51,045 You! 576 00:21:52,913 --> 00:21:54,548 You were right all along, Ive. 577 00:21:54,614 --> 00:21:56,750 I shoulda taken control from the start. 578 00:21:56,817 --> 00:21:59,819 Riddler, Two-Face, Freeze, Bane. 579 00:21:59,886 --> 00:22:01,387 I'm taking 'em all down. 580 00:22:02,088 --> 00:22:05,424 And when I'm done, Gotham is gonna be... 581 00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:06,625 mine! 582 00:22:06,692 --> 00:22:08,428 [thunderclap] 583 00:22:09,028 --> 00:22:11,631 [Poison Ivy] Cool. 584 00:22:11,698 --> 00:22:13,775 [male nurse] Yeah. We pulled him from the Joker Tower rubble months ago. 585 00:22:13,799 --> 00:22:15,068 He's been in a coma ever since. 586 00:22:15,134 --> 00:22:16,670 The swelling should've gone down. 587 00:22:16,737 --> 00:22:19,839 Let me just... - Oh, my God. -[Gasps] 588 00:22:19,906 --> 00:22:21,441 It's... Bruce Wayne. 589 00:22:23,509 --> 00:22:24,678 [theme music playing] 40873

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