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[upbeat music playing]
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Oh, hey. I didn't see you there.
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I'm Lex Luthor,
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and I'm here to tell you
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a little bit about
the Legion of Doom.
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The LOD is a
supportive community
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of elite supervillains
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dedicated to making the
world a worse place.
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We've been behind some
of the most evil plots
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of the 21st century.
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Hey, Black Manta.
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- [whispering inaudibly]
- What's that?
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They're waiting for the new
recruits right next door?
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Looks like you
better get in there.
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And make sure you bad guys
bring a good attitude.
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[grunts]
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Hey, that's you!
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What did you say to Black Manta
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to elicit such rage?
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Nothing racist.
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Guys, pull it together.
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We are about to join...
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The Legion of Doom.
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[crowd cheering]
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Welcome home, Harley.
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[theme music playing]
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And that's all the time we have.
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[sighs]
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Oh, and my apologies to Bane
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who wanted to do some magic.
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It was going to be a spectacle.
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[clears throat] I'd
like to say something.
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Oh, my God!
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When I heard we were
letting in Harley Quinn,
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I thought...
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[evil laughter]
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No one deserves this opportunity
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more than she does.
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- Oh this guy.
- I'm sorry.
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But didn't he try to
kill you multiple times?
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I know, I know.
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I tried to kill
you multiple times,
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but frankly, Harley,
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now you're the one killing it.
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- Wow...
- [claps]
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[crowd clapping]
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Oh, I've seen this before.
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It's just like the time my
ex, Sandra, called me up
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after I lost 20 pounds.
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Where were you when I was still
2,750, Sandra?
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Where were you?
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I needed love then.
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Promise us you will not
make us the Jen Aniston
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to your Bradley Pitt's
feverish pursuit of co-star
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Ann-halina Yo-lee.
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Wow, that's a lot to unpack.
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Guys, guys, come on!
Give me a little credit here.
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Joker saying a few
nice things about me
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ain't gonna make me see
him any different, okay?
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Pick a card.
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When my mind's set, it is set.
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Hell, they blew out three
electric shock machines at Arkham
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trying to get through to me.
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I am done giving that
clown second chances.
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Is your card
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the three of hearts?
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- No.
- Fuck!
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[inaudible]
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[dog barking in distance]
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Okay, look.
I know the last time we talked,
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it was... Shitty.
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But, you know, I feel like maybe we
have an opportunity to start over here.
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Hmm.
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Okay. We can build off "hmm."
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I also, obviously,
would like to apologize
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for saying you're jealous of me
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and that you got no
friends and that...
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All right, thank you.
I remember what you said.
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I know you were just trying
to protect me, and...
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Listen, I am gonna do
the same for you, okay?
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Just 'cause I'm a
card carryin' member
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of the Legion of Doom now...
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Fuck that place in the ass.
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Yes. For sure.
Although, listen...
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I am working there
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and I hope it doesn't
affect our friendship.
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I would be dead without you.
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Like, a lot.
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I do not disagree with that.
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I mean, I'm glad you're not
dead, but...
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I don't know, it just...
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It felt like you were
so ready to abandon me.
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I would never do that.
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I will always be there for ya.
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I will always smash things
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you might need smashed, Ive.
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Wait, I know that look.
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Is there something
you need smashed?
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Come on, Ive, there's gotta
be something you need smashed.
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There is... There is something
actually, I've been working on.
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I knew it!
You're gonna do something evil.
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That is great!
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Yeah. You know, I mean,
if we're still categorizing
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fighting to protect the
environment as "evil,"
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then sure.
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[man] At our new state-of-the-art
manufacturing plant in Gotham,
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we're building the
machines to revolutionize
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the development of
our beautiful city.
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Join us in paving
the way together
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to a better Gotham.
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I'm gonna destroy it.
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Ooh, you're still fired up, Ive.
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You are glowing.
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Count me in on destroying
this new factory.
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Really? Great.
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Okay. Let's meet up on Friday
night and go over a plan.
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Oh, no, no, no, no. I got this.
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The Legion gave me
a corporate card
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and said I can expense any meal
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where I talk about
doing something evil.
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Yeah, once again, it's just...
We're saving plants,
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we're not actually
doing something evil...
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You know what? [Sighing]
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Thanks, Harls.
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We added a little something
we thought you might enjoy.
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Oh, it's beautiful!
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- What's the thread count?
- Oh, my God.
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It's under the
sheet, you dry turd!
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[Harley gasps] Oh, my God!
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So thoughtful.
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You got mahogany, oak, pine...
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And... Just one chair.
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Where are the rest of
us supposed to sit?
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Oh, we have special
offices for all of you.
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My assistant cultural attache,
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Esteban, will take you.
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Why, hello, Esteban!
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And from what exotic pueblito
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on the Iberian Peninsula
might you derive?
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It's Steve, and I'm from Tulsa.
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I don't know why
Mr. Luthor calls me that,
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but he always does.
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Follow me.
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Okay. [Chuckling] Come on.
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I know where I'm going.
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I remember where
my old office is.
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Yeah, that's been filled.
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We have something else for you.
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Why did you hit down
on the elevator?
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[elevator bell dings]
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And here we are.
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[Dr. Psycho] No, no.
No, no, I know this place.
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This is where they keep
the goons and the henchmen.
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Right. Like you.
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[tutting] We're not goons.
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We're not henchmen.
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We have powers.
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That's right. I am an actor!
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You are not an actor.
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You are a huge pile of clay
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that can turn into
anything you want.
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He is a giant half-shark man.
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And I am a telepath.
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We have actual powers!
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Uh, calm down, Dr. [bleep] Guy.
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This is where you're supposed to
be, and you're lucky.
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Touch whatever you want.
Everything's broken.
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Goons, you're with me.
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The hell we are!
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We work for Harley.
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And now, for me, too.
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I've signed you out for
a very important mission.
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I got a razzy zazzy for "Bang."
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It's Bane!
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You know it's Bane.
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I'm here everyday, Todd.
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Goddamn millennials.
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Whatever, Bang! [Chuckling]
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[groans]
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So, we're blowing up
Todd after dinner.
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Don't eat so much
you get lethargic,
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but eat enough that
you don't get fainty
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'cause I do not bring snacks.
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The streets will run
with razzy zazzy.
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And thanks to Black
Manta for the bagels.
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There's only cinnamon raisins!
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You know I hate raisins!
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Oh! [Chuckling] Wait.
Here's an everything.
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So, Harley,
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every week we meet to
pitch our evil ideas.
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This is where we get approval
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for the use of Legion resources
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like goons and getaway cars.
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And s'plosions!
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I have no idea what the
fuck "s'plosions" are, Bane,
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but we do have explosives.
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So this is the place to get
creative feedback on ideas.
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Exactly.
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We modeled it after the way
they do things at Pixar.
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I wish they would
make another Up movie.
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They can't.
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The story was over at
the end of the first.
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[Scarecrow] Unless,
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the kid is the old
man in the sequel.
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Oh, that's fun!
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That's a good one.
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Can we stop with the
nonsense, please?
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- Who wants to start?
- Okay!
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So,
I want to build a giant tower
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with my face on it.
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Loving this.
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My quote unquote
"mouth" opens up...
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Boom! Reveals a giant TV.
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What's on it? Me!
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I open with a joke,
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threaten Gotham,
you get the rest.
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[laughing wickedly]
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I need 800 million,
but I can do it for six.
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[chuckling] Six hundred million!
I mean, that's a bargain.
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I... I'm still trying
to get a chair.
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Shall we move to approve?
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[clock ticking]
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- Harley?
- I don't get it.
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You don't... Get it?
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Well, for starters,
why do you need a tower?
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Right? If you want to get on TV,
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why don't you just take over the
airwaves like everybody else?
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Because everyone else
has already done it.
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- Fucking Bane's done it.
- Yeah, I done it.
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Okay, well then,
why not just take over an existing tower?
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Why are we building a new tower?
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Because a regular tower
doesn't have a fire pole
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that goes from top to the
bottom, that's why.
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That's a bit garish, innit?
Why do you need that?
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Because I'm the Joker!
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Hmm.
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Feels a little like you
came up with the frosting...
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- Before you baked the cake.
- Exactly.
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Thank you, Harley.
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You haven't baked the cake.
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Why don't you come back to
us after you bake the cake,
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huh, Joker?
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Fine.
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I'll bake the fucking cake.
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You know, it's not...
It's refreshing.
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I am glad that
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someone finally stood
up to that clown.
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Oh! Hey, Joker.
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I was just telling Harley
how uncool she was.
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Being in the meeting earlier
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- and having the gall...
- [squirting]
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[grunting]
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[choking]
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[blubbering] It's
leaking everywhere.
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About that meeting,
I wanted to say...
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- Look, if you came here to
yell at me then... - Thank you!
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- Uh, what?
- That plan needed work.
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I'm going to put the time in,
259
00:09:11,719 --> 00:09:13,888
and really make it
something special.
260
00:09:13,921 --> 00:09:16,423
But I'm happy I finally
have someone here
261
00:09:16,456 --> 00:09:18,024
with the guts to stand up to me.
262
00:09:18,025 --> 00:09:20,226
Maybe we could grab a drink
so I could pick your brain
263
00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:23,397
with this whole giant-tower-
with-my-face-on-it thing.
264
00:09:23,429 --> 00:09:24,565
Yeah, I don't think so.
265
00:09:24,597 --> 00:09:26,266
A work drink.
266
00:09:26,267 --> 00:09:27,902
I could give you the lowdown
on how to game the system here.
267
00:09:27,903 --> 00:09:30,471
Really?
And not have sex with each other?
268
00:09:30,504 --> 00:09:32,773
Harley, please!
[chuckling] I'm blushing.
269
00:09:32,807 --> 00:09:34,341
We're colleagues now.
270
00:09:34,375 --> 00:09:37,510
You don't see me having
sex with Scarecrow or Bane.
271
00:09:37,544 --> 00:09:39,379
The answer's, no, I don't...
272
00:09:39,413 --> 00:09:41,149
Do that with them.
273
00:09:41,182 --> 00:09:46,182
Just a work drink.
Think about it.
274
00:09:49,789 --> 00:09:51,558
Harley, we have a problem.
275
00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:54,028
They put us in the goon poo-el.
276
00:09:54,062 --> 00:09:55,562
- Ooh, that sounds fun.
- Fun?
277
00:09:55,596 --> 00:09:57,899
It's not the fun kind of pool.
278
00:09:57,932 --> 00:10:00,768
They're treating us like
we're common henchmen
279
00:10:00,802 --> 00:10:03,671
and we have to work
for anyone who asks.
280
00:10:03,703 --> 00:10:05,673
- Including Bane.
- Bane!
281
00:10:05,706 --> 00:10:06,908
- [exclaiming]
- What?
282
00:10:06,941 --> 00:10:09,311
Bane? Ugh!
We only work together.
283
00:10:09,344 --> 00:10:11,846
Well, they're saying
something entirely different.
284
00:10:11,879 --> 00:10:14,316
Don't worry. You won't be
working for Bane, I promise.
285
00:10:14,349 --> 00:10:16,918
Ugh, I just gotta figure out
how to game the system here.
286
00:10:16,951 --> 00:10:19,988
And how, pray tell,
will you do that?
287
00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:23,691
I'll pray tell a
colleague about it.
288
00:10:23,724 --> 00:10:24,892
So... [laughing]
289
00:10:24,926 --> 00:10:26,562
I've been paying
this smoothie kid
290
00:10:26,596 --> 00:10:29,229
to keep writing "Bang"
on all his orders.
291
00:10:29,263 --> 00:10:30,529
[laughing] Oh, my God,
292
00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:31,965
that's the guy Bane
wants to blow up.
293
00:10:31,966 --> 00:10:34,634
Oh! That's fantastic.
294
00:10:34,635 --> 00:10:37,504
[exclaims] You know,
everyone remembers me for the big crimes,
295
00:10:37,538 --> 00:10:38,873
the murders, the cripplings,
296
00:10:38,905 --> 00:10:41,441
but it's the little
ones that keep me going.
297
00:10:41,442 --> 00:10:42,808
[chuckling softly]
That's hilarious.
298
00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:44,514
If it was hilarious,
you'd be laughing.
299
00:10:44,547 --> 00:10:47,048
You can't just say
something's hilarious.
300
00:10:47,081 --> 00:10:48,916
That's the worst
kind of audience.
301
00:10:48,950 --> 00:10:50,851
[sighs] Sorry,
I got a lot on my mind.
302
00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:52,385
You know,
Bane wants to use my crew
303
00:10:52,386 --> 00:10:54,253
to blow up that smoothie
kid, and they're pissed.
304
00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:55,754
Who do I talk to to
get them out of that?
305
00:10:55,755 --> 00:10:57,859
Um, me. [Chuckling]
306
00:10:57,892 --> 00:10:59,293
I'll talk to Lex.
307
00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:01,761
He wants to keep you happy.
You're an asset.
308
00:11:01,796 --> 00:11:03,832
- Really? He thinks that?
- Everyone thinks that.
309
00:11:03,866 --> 00:11:06,767
You're a big deal.
You're Harley Quinn!
310
00:11:06,801 --> 00:11:08,068
Wow, I...
311
00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:10,604
- [piano music playing]
- Wow! Holy shit!
312
00:11:10,638 --> 00:11:11,687
Thanks.
313
00:11:16,677 --> 00:11:18,244
[Frank] Wait, wait, wait, wait.
314
00:11:18,245 --> 00:11:20,447
So your ass is gonna take
down that place by yourself?
315
00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:21,716
There's not a plant around it.
316
00:11:21,749 --> 00:11:23,884
First of all,
I am a capable metahuman
317
00:11:23,918 --> 00:11:25,619
who doesn't always
need the plants.
318
00:11:25,653 --> 00:11:27,287
And also, Harley's gonna show up
319
00:11:27,288 --> 00:11:28,922
and, like,
smash some people with her bat, too.
320
00:11:28,923 --> 00:11:31,524
Harley?
I don't see Harley around here.
321
00:11:31,558 --> 00:11:32,860
You know who I see?
322
00:11:32,894 --> 00:11:34,728
Frank.
I'm ready to fuck some shit up.
323
00:11:34,729 --> 00:11:36,196
You're in a pot, Frank.
I'd have to carry you.
324
00:11:36,197 --> 00:11:39,332
So what?
I carry you emotionally.
325
00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:40,901
We all carry shit.
326
00:11:40,902 --> 00:11:42,835
You bring me in there and
I'll show you some damage.
327
00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:45,605
How, Frank? What am I gonna,
like, throw you at people
328
00:11:45,639 --> 00:11:47,041
and you're gonna eat them?
329
00:11:47,075 --> 00:11:49,177
Boom! Look at that.
We just figured it out.
330
00:11:49,210 --> 00:11:51,157
Thanks, but I think Harley and I
can take care of this. [Chuckling]
331
00:11:51,181 --> 00:11:53,479
Like the way you took
care of that outfit?
332
00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,148
- [laughs boisterously]
- Why? What's wrong with it?
333
00:11:55,149 --> 00:11:57,751
You see fabulous, I see fugly.
334
00:11:57,784 --> 00:12:00,287
You got to diversify your
color palette, woman!
335
00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:01,489
Spice that shit up!
336
00:12:01,523 --> 00:12:03,057
Add a fun hat.
337
00:12:03,091 --> 00:12:05,095
Maybe a little blush on
your cheeks and shit.
338
00:12:05,128 --> 00:12:08,028
See? See, see,
I don't just eat people.
339
00:12:08,062 --> 00:12:10,466
Hurtful words are another
weapon in my arsenal.
340
00:12:10,500 --> 00:12:14,001
And you just got a
verbal ass whooping.
341
00:12:14,035 --> 00:12:16,403
[sighs]
342
00:12:16,437 --> 00:12:17,671
So, how have you been?
343
00:12:17,705 --> 00:12:19,274
Oh, you know,
same old, same old.
344
00:12:19,307 --> 00:12:21,942
Murdering, hijacking,
WMDs, arson.
345
00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:24,577
Ooh, I've been rewatching
a lot of Scrubs.
346
00:12:24,611 --> 00:12:25,779
What happened to Zach Braff?
347
00:12:25,812 --> 00:12:27,080
Wait, wait. Didn't we kill him
348
00:12:27,081 --> 00:12:28,649
when we took that
movie studio hostage?
349
00:12:28,650 --> 00:12:30,317
Remember,
we were trying to force him
350
00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:32,452
to remake classic
movies, but with cats?
351
00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:34,188
Ha! I'm telling you,
352
00:12:34,222 --> 00:12:38,024
"Cats-ablanca" would have blown the
original out of the water. [Laughs]
353
00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:40,394
Anyway,
I think Zach Braff is alive.
354
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:41,729
- Oh.
- Just not working.
355
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:44,164
- Ah!
- Oh, Harley...
356
00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:46,500
We had some fun back in the
day, didn't we?
357
00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:48,434
Oh, we sure did.
358
00:12:48,469 --> 00:12:50,035
[cell phone vibrating]
359
00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:51,305
Mmm.
360
00:12:51,306 --> 00:12:52,638
All right, you know,
I really better get going.
361
00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:53,873
Sorry to interrupt,
362
00:12:53,874 --> 00:12:55,708
but I, like,
totally ship you guys.
363
00:12:55,743 --> 00:12:57,143
Seriously.
364
00:12:57,144 --> 00:12:58,710
You're, like,
my favorite evil couple in Gotham.
365
00:12:58,711 --> 00:12:59,711
These are on the house.
366
00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:01,115
[chuckling] Oh, thank you.
367
00:13:01,149 --> 00:13:06,149
Come on, you can stay
for five more minutes?
368
00:13:09,722 --> 00:13:10,758
[sighs]
369
00:13:10,791 --> 00:13:12,025
There, she is, over there.
370
00:13:12,058 --> 00:13:13,460
The green one with
the fun hat on.
371
00:13:13,494 --> 00:13:15,027
Uh, Frank, who is this person?
372
00:13:15,028 --> 00:13:17,264
You said I couldn't do nothin'
'cause I was in this pot.
373
00:13:17,298 --> 00:13:19,232
- Meet Chaz.
- This is really getting heavy, man.
374
00:13:19,265 --> 00:13:20,466
He's my pot guy.
375
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:22,034
Carries my pot around
wherever I need to go.
376
00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:23,339
He sells marijuana, Frank.
377
00:13:23,371 --> 00:13:24,705
He misread his ad.
378
00:13:24,739 --> 00:13:25,873
That is also true.
379
00:13:25,907 --> 00:13:27,140
Yet, here we are.
380
00:13:27,174 --> 00:13:29,009
[exhales] Okay.
Well, I'm leaving.
381
00:13:29,043 --> 00:13:30,554
So why don't you have him bring
you back to the apartment.
382
00:13:30,578 --> 00:13:32,712
Wait, I thought you were
meeting Harley here.
383
00:13:32,746 --> 00:13:34,014
Oh, shit!
384
00:13:34,048 --> 00:13:35,449
She stood your ass up.
385
00:13:35,450 --> 00:13:37,118
No, no, no.
She just had to reschedule.
386
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,686
You know,
she ended her text in "ugh."
387
00:13:38,719 --> 00:13:40,119
So I know that she
just, you know,
388
00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:41,321
she didn't wanna
reschedule but she had to.
389
00:13:41,322 --> 00:13:42,522
You know, things come up.
It's fine.
390
00:13:42,523 --> 00:13:43,823
Nah, she's changed.
391
00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:45,092
Thinks she's a bigshot now.
392
00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:46,760
Hell, I know this pear tree,
393
00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:48,327
survived 9/11,
394
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:50,330
now he's planted front and
center at the Freedom Tower
395
00:13:50,331 --> 00:13:52,299
and that motherfucker
won't even call me back.
396
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:55,436
Harley is nothing like
your 9/11 pear tree friend.
397
00:13:55,437 --> 00:13:57,304
And, by the way,
I know that tree, okay?
398
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,505
He was a dick before
9/11, he's a dick now.
399
00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:00,908
That asshole changed
400
00:14:00,942 --> 00:14:02,210
and so has Harley.
401
00:14:02,243 --> 00:14:06,413
Trust me, you're on your own.
402
00:14:06,447 --> 00:14:07,514
[King Shark] Oh, man!
403
00:14:07,548 --> 00:14:08,783
They only have potato chips
404
00:14:08,816 --> 00:14:10,618
with the weird Korean flavor.
405
00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:12,587
"Cheddar and octopus ranch"?
406
00:14:12,621 --> 00:14:14,621
Could be delicious!
407
00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:16,023
I would give it a whirl.
408
00:14:16,057 --> 00:14:18,391
Put down those snacks,
you dumb goons.
409
00:14:18,392 --> 00:14:19,360
It's time to go.
410
00:14:19,361 --> 00:14:21,928
We're not going
anywhere with you,
411
00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:23,429
S&M Sally!
412
00:14:23,464 --> 00:14:24,731
Harley took care of it.
413
00:14:24,764 --> 00:14:26,333
I filed all the
proper paperwork.
414
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:30,870
I even got the green light from
HR, so...
415
00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:32,038
Your move.
416
00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:33,606
How disappointing!
417
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,143
Right? But don't worry.
418
00:14:35,176 --> 00:14:37,077
I'll call Harley and
we'll sort this out.
419
00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:38,111
I meant these chips.
420
00:14:38,145 --> 00:14:39,379
They're disappointing.
421
00:14:39,413 --> 00:14:42,448
I'm not tasting the... Oh, wait!
422
00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:43,985
There's the octopus!
423
00:14:44,018 --> 00:14:46,653
- Damn! It went to voicemail.
- [Bane] That's that then.
424
00:14:46,687 --> 00:14:48,188
Saddle up, muchachos.
425
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:51,859
We have a juicery to es'plode!
426
00:14:51,892 --> 00:14:53,460
[crushes]
427
00:14:53,494 --> 00:14:57,397
[both laughing heartily]
428
00:14:57,431 --> 00:14:58,966
[both exclaim]
429
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,400
I missed this.
430
00:15:00,434 --> 00:15:02,369
[stuttering] This isn't...
Come on...
431
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,104
Now, this is just
432
00:15:04,105 --> 00:15:06,539
an extension of the business
conversation from earlier.
433
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:08,109
- Oh, for sure.
- Cool.
434
00:15:08,142 --> 00:15:10,644
- Cool.
- Cool. We're just cool.
435
00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:12,547
- Yeah.
- [woman] Monsters!
436
00:15:12,580 --> 00:15:15,950
She's eating the beef
tenderloin with a fish fork.
437
00:15:15,982 --> 00:15:17,118
[woman screaming]
438
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:18,486
[both laughing wickedly]
439
00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:20,288
Okay, I did miss this.
440
00:15:20,321 --> 00:15:23,157
[continues laughing wickedly]
441
00:15:23,191 --> 00:15:25,326
Now, this is living.
442
00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:27,427
Yeah.
Hey, you know, I had a thought
443
00:15:27,461 --> 00:15:29,996
about that tower with your face
on it you pitched at the meeting?
444
00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:31,331
Oh, my face tower?
445
00:15:31,365 --> 00:15:32,966
That... That would be the one.
446
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,035
I was thinking you could
build it underground
447
00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:36,303
and when you wanna unveil it,
448
00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:37,804
it can shoot above the surface
449
00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:39,340
and scare the shit
out of people.
450
00:15:39,374 --> 00:15:42,009
- Ooh, like a Jack in the box!
- Exactly!
451
00:15:42,043 --> 00:15:43,277
[chuckling] Love that.
452
00:15:43,311 --> 00:15:45,745
It's very on brand for
me, I mean.
453
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,032
Wow, really?
454
00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:49,249
I don't think you've ever
taken one of my ideas before.
455
00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:51,951
The student becomes
another master.
456
00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:53,321
Uh, I think the phrase is,
457
00:15:53,354 --> 00:15:55,155
"The student
becomes the master."
458
00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:58,692
No, I believe it's,
"The student becomes a master
459
00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:00,360
"equal to the original master,"
460
00:16:00,394 --> 00:16:02,663
"but not with more
mastery than that master."
461
00:16:02,697 --> 00:16:05,932
So you're not upset I
decided to go off on my own?
462
00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:08,369
If this is the Harley
Quinn solo act,
463
00:16:08,403 --> 00:16:11,339
I just have one thing to say...
464
00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:12,873
I wish it'd had happened sooner.
465
00:16:12,907 --> 00:16:14,075
[laughs] Bravo!
466
00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:18,307
- Oh! [Chuckling]
- [laughing]
467
00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:23,317
[Batman] Up to your
old tricks again.
468
00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:25,919
Well, you're gonna be
spending a lifetime together
469
00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:28,321
in Arkham.
470
00:16:28,355 --> 00:16:31,926
[beeps]
471
00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:35,629
[helicopter whirring]
472
00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:38,231
[grunting]
473
00:16:38,265 --> 00:16:41,168
You know, I'd love to take
you, puddin'...
474
00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:44,137
You know, I'd love to take
you, puddin',
475
00:16:44,138 --> 00:16:45,541
but I'd never deny
you the pleasure
476
00:16:45,573 --> 00:16:48,009
of buying me time to escape.
477
00:16:48,042 --> 00:16:49,309
[echoes]
478
00:16:49,344 --> 00:16:51,544
So get the hell on,
you knucklehead!
479
00:16:51,577 --> 00:16:52,879
Oh!
480
00:16:52,913 --> 00:16:53,947
What you grinning at?
481
00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:54,981
You comin' or what?
482
00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:59,352
[exclaims excitedly]
483
00:16:59,385 --> 00:17:04,325
[grunts]
484
00:17:04,358 --> 00:17:06,560
[Harley] Us, escaping together?
[Chuckles]
485
00:17:06,594 --> 00:17:09,029
I used to dream
about this moment.
486
00:17:09,063 --> 00:17:10,330
[laughing] Oh, Harley!
487
00:17:10,365 --> 00:17:12,032
I couldn't leave
you on the boat.
488
00:17:12,066 --> 00:17:13,534
I need you.
489
00:17:13,567 --> 00:17:14,902
For this.
490
00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:17,184
- [kisses]
- Mmm.
491
00:17:19,973 --> 00:17:21,474
And this!
492
00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:24,057
[laughs wickedly]
493
00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:30,164
[heart beating]
494
00:17:37,691 --> 00:17:39,941
[beating slows]
495
00:17:51,305 --> 00:17:56,105
Some things never change, Quinn.
496
00:18:01,749 --> 00:18:03,283
Has Harley called back yet?
497
00:18:03,284 --> 00:18:05,019
[sarcastically] Yeah!
And she said she fixed everything,
498
00:18:05,020 --> 00:18:06,921
and I just didn't tell you.
499
00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:08,087
Fantastic!
500
00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:09,189
What's taking your shark friend
501
00:18:09,190 --> 00:18:10,258
so long to plant the bomb?
502
00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:11,459
Oh, I don't know.
503
00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:13,427
Maybe it's because he's a shark
504
00:18:13,428 --> 00:18:15,833
and not a demolitions expert.
505
00:18:15,834 --> 00:18:17,464
Todd must pay for
what he's done.
506
00:18:17,498 --> 00:18:21,801
Let's see whose name is Bang
now, Todd.
507
00:18:21,835 --> 00:18:23,270
[clicks] [blasts]
508
00:18:23,304 --> 00:18:24,738
[glass breaking]
509
00:18:24,739 --> 00:18:26,572
- Ah! Good Lord!
- [people screaming distantly]
510
00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:27,974
[thuds]
511
00:18:28,008 --> 00:18:29,277
- [groaning]
- Oh!
512
00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:32,011
Hey, Shark guy,
did we kill Todd?
513
00:18:32,046 --> 00:18:33,180
[groaning] Todd...
514
00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:36,317
Doesn't work Wednesdays.
515
00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:38,551
Oh, he must have
changed the schedule.
516
00:18:38,585 --> 00:18:39,719
[exhales]
517
00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:40,686
[machine beeping]
518
00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:41,872
Why, Lord?
519
00:18:41,873 --> 00:18:44,191
Why take him when you
could have me instead?
520
00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:47,393
I am a perfectly delicious substitute.
[sobbing]
521
00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:49,297
What the hell are
you talking about?
522
00:18:49,298 --> 00:18:50,298
He's still alive.
523
00:18:50,299 --> 00:18:51,664
Huh? Oh, I was rehearsing.
524
00:18:51,665 --> 00:18:54,374
I have an audition for
a margarine commercial.
525
00:18:54,375 --> 00:18:55,635
[King Shark] Well,
it was very moving.
526
00:18:55,636 --> 00:18:58,472
Although,
that could be the morphine talking.
527
00:18:58,506 --> 00:19:00,073
I love everybody right now.
528
00:19:00,074 --> 00:19:01,768
I came as soon as I heard.
How's he doing?
529
00:19:01,769 --> 00:19:03,309
- [machine beeping rapidly]
- Oh, my God!
530
00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:04,478
I think he's going
into cardiac arrest.
531
00:19:04,479 --> 00:19:05,980
Someone? Nurse? Somebody!
532
00:19:06,013 --> 00:19:08,882
No, that's actually a pretty
standard shark heartbeat.
533
00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:10,182
- I'm fine.
- Oh, no shit?
534
00:19:10,183 --> 00:19:11,585
So where's Harley?
535
00:19:11,586 --> 00:19:13,420
She said she got help up
with some Legion shit,
536
00:19:13,421 --> 00:19:14,820
but I figured she'd come
running as soon as she heard.
537
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:16,623
Patrick Swayze's ghost!
538
00:19:16,624 --> 00:19:18,223
It appears we've been deceived.
539
00:19:18,224 --> 00:19:19,598
Ooh!
540
00:19:19,599 --> 00:19:21,560
It looks like Jo-Quinn
is back together.
541
00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:22,930
Less than an hour ago,
542
00:19:22,931 --> 00:19:25,379
former lovebirds
Harley Quinn and Joker
543
00:19:25,380 --> 00:19:27,633
were spotted tonguing
each other down.
544
00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:28,668
[clicks]
545
00:19:28,669 --> 00:19:31,271
[machine beeping]
546
00:19:31,305 --> 00:19:32,606
[Harley] Hey, everyone!
547
00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:34,442
Oh, I'm so sorry I
didn't get here sooner.
548
00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:37,243
I got held up at a crazy Legion
board meeting and then...
549
00:19:37,278 --> 00:19:42,152
[machine continues beeping]
550
00:19:42,185 --> 00:19:44,383
- Oh!
- It is one thing
551
00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:46,118
when I thought you
ditched me for the Legion,
552
00:19:46,119 --> 00:19:47,453
but him?
553
00:19:47,454 --> 00:19:48,622
I thought you were
better than that, man.
554
00:19:48,623 --> 00:19:50,757
No, I am. And I see that now.
555
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:51,958
Too late.
556
00:19:51,959 --> 00:19:53,326
You promised you'd extricate us
557
00:19:53,361 --> 00:19:54,728
from having to join Bane,
558
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:55,863
but you didn't,
559
00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:57,064
and now, look!
560
00:19:57,096 --> 00:19:58,666
Some of us got our
fins blown off.
561
00:19:58,701 --> 00:20:00,633
I'll tell you one thing.
562
00:20:00,634 --> 00:20:02,937
A Japanese chef offered a
large sum of money for it
563
00:20:02,938 --> 00:20:06,035
and you weren't even there to
tell me to not consider it!
564
00:20:06,036 --> 00:20:08,809
Because you were canoodling
with the Joker instead.
565
00:20:08,843 --> 00:20:11,912
I know, but the whole
reason I even met with Joker
566
00:20:11,913 --> 00:20:14,180
was to figure out how to get
you guys out of doing that.
567
00:20:14,181 --> 00:20:15,258
- I mean...
- [scoffs] Oh, please.
568
00:20:15,282 --> 00:20:16,384
- Drivel!
- Ive, you, you...
569
00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:17,518
You got to understand.
570
00:20:17,551 --> 00:20:19,053
No! Not this time, Harley.
571
00:20:19,086 --> 00:20:20,687
I have done
everything in my power
572
00:20:20,688 --> 00:20:22,522
to keep you away
from that ass clown
573
00:20:22,557 --> 00:20:24,591
because I truly believe
that you deserve better.
574
00:20:24,592 --> 00:20:26,592
But you know what?
I am done believing in someone
575
00:20:26,596 --> 00:20:29,028
who just doesn't
believe in herself.
576
00:20:29,063 --> 00:20:32,098
I'm...
[stuttering] I'm sorry, Ive...
577
00:20:32,133 --> 00:20:33,901
I made a mistake.
578
00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:35,268
I know I did.
579
00:20:35,269 --> 00:20:36,269
It won't happen again.
580
00:20:36,304 --> 00:20:37,738
- Bullshit!
- Poppycock!
581
00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:38,772
It's true, Harley.
582
00:20:38,807 --> 00:20:41,142
You're like the fish
that cried Orca.
583
00:20:41,174 --> 00:20:43,009
It's a story remarkably similar
584
00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:44,478
to that boy who cried Wolf,
585
00:20:44,479 --> 00:20:47,347
except that instead of a
boy, it's a fish,
586
00:20:47,381 --> 00:20:49,549
- and instead of a wolf...
- It's an orca.
587
00:20:49,584 --> 00:20:52,685
No! It's a wolf named Orca,
588
00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:53,753
but it can swim,
589
00:20:53,787 --> 00:20:55,188
which is terrifying.
590
00:20:55,189 --> 00:20:56,723
And also morphine induced,
591
00:20:56,758 --> 00:20:58,558
but the point he's
trying to make is,
592
00:20:58,593 --> 00:21:01,162
we are out of the crew!
593
00:21:01,194 --> 00:21:02,296
- [slams door]
- Clayface!
594
00:21:02,329 --> 00:21:03,963
I'm sorry,
595
00:21:03,964 --> 00:21:06,065
but I have a regional
margarine commercial audition
596
00:21:06,066 --> 00:21:08,102
that starts in seven hours.
597
00:21:08,134 --> 00:21:10,637
- King?
- I have a catheter inside me,
598
00:21:10,672 --> 00:21:12,373
so I can't currently leave,
599
00:21:12,405 --> 00:21:15,442
but please note that as
soon as I'm able to urinate
600
00:21:15,476 --> 00:21:16,910
in a normal fashion,
601
00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:21,182
I am also out of the crew.
602
00:21:21,214 --> 00:21:22,583
Please, don't go.
603
00:21:22,616 --> 00:21:25,250
Sorry, I...
I have my own plan to focus on,
604
00:21:25,251 --> 00:21:27,020
but you probably don't
remember that anyway.
605
00:21:27,021 --> 00:21:29,259
No, I do and I still
wanna help you with it.
606
00:21:29,292 --> 00:21:32,393
I think I'd rather
go solo on this one.
607
00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:34,161
I need people I can count on.
608
00:21:34,194 --> 00:21:37,345
[door creaks, closes]
609
00:21:53,446 --> 00:21:54,946
[creaking]
610
00:22:00,287 --> 00:22:04,186
[vents hissing, whooshing]
611
00:22:05,459 --> 00:22:07,709
[alarm blaring]
612
00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:16,202
[coughing]
613
00:22:16,237 --> 00:22:20,373
[choking]
614
00:22:20,374 --> 00:22:21,375
[man] Yeah, boss.
615
00:22:21,409 --> 00:22:23,309
We got her.
616
00:22:23,344 --> 00:22:28,344
[theme music playing]
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