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A little bit in love with you ? 6 00:00:14,431 --> 00:00:16,350 Uncertainty and a general 7 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:18,352 - "what the [BLEEP] are we doing here" vibe - [CHIME] 8 00:00:18,352 --> 00:00:19,895 are to be expected. 9 00:00:19,895 --> 00:00:22,147 But when does some slight game playing 10 00:00:22,147 --> 00:00:24,942 teeter over into being full-on toxic? 11 00:00:24,942 --> 00:00:28,237 [MUSIC SLOWS AND FADES] 12 00:00:29,279 --> 00:00:32,950 [PLAYFUL MUSIC] 13 00:00:32,950 --> 00:00:34,743 Oh. 14 00:00:34,743 --> 00:00:36,119 [DOOR CLOSES] 15 00:00:36,119 --> 00:00:37,621 We went on the most amazing date, 16 00:00:37,621 --> 00:00:39,748 and then we had an even more amazing kiss. 17 00:00:39,748 --> 00:00:41,250 And now nothing? 18 00:00:41,250 --> 00:00:44,753 It has been 36 hours and 14 minutes, to be precise. 19 00:00:44,753 --> 00:00:46,046 And she still hasn't texted me back. 20 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:47,714 Well, maybe she's just... you know, 21 00:00:47,714 --> 00:00:50,384 she choked on a kettle corn kernel, 22 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:52,511 and now she's in a medically induced coma. 23 00:00:52,511 --> 00:00:53,762 ? ? 24 00:00:53,762 --> 00:00:55,597 What? What? 25 00:00:55,597 --> 00:00:56,974 That's the only reason I could think of 26 00:00:56,974 --> 00:00:58,684 for her not to text you back. 27 00:00:58,684 --> 00:01:01,270 Or maybe you're just a bad kisser 28 00:01:01,270 --> 00:01:02,354 and she's just not that into you anymore. 29 00:01:03,689 --> 00:01:05,274 I'd rather she be in a coma. 30 00:01:05,274 --> 00:01:07,526 Yeah. 31 00:01:07,526 --> 00:01:08,569 - [PHONE BUZZES] - [GASPS] 32 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:10,112 She's not on life support. 33 00:01:10,112 --> 00:01:11,363 She's just a bitch. 34 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:14,908 Raggedy. 35 00:01:18,287 --> 00:01:20,497 BOTH: ? Watch out, world ? 36 00:01:20,497 --> 00:01:21,873 ? I'm grown now ? 37 00:01:21,873 --> 00:01:23,667 ? I'm grown ? 38 00:01:23,667 --> 00:01:25,752 ? Learn something new every day ? 39 00:01:25,752 --> 00:01:28,547 ? I don't know so I'ma feel my way ? 40 00:01:28,547 --> 00:01:31,133 ? Got the weight of the world on me ? 41 00:01:31,133 --> 00:01:32,175 ? But no regrets ? 42 00:01:32,175 --> 00:01:34,177 ? This is what I say ? 43 00:01:34,177 --> 00:01:36,138 BOTH: ? Watch out, world ? 44 00:01:36,138 --> 00:01:37,139 ? I'm grown now ? 45 00:01:37,139 --> 00:01:38,557 ? I'm grown ? 46 00:01:38,557 --> 00:01:40,225 ? You can't tell me nothin' ? 47 00:01:40,225 --> 00:01:43,437 BOTH: ? My heartbeat is so loud ? 48 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:45,063 ? ? 49 00:01:45,063 --> 00:01:48,650 ? Mama, look, I'm grown now ? 50 00:01:48,650 --> 00:01:50,110 ? I'm grown ? 51 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:51,903 ? ? 52 00:01:51,903 --> 00:01:53,947 You know what? This is what I get for liking someone again. 53 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:55,073 Bren� Brown can munch it. 54 00:01:55,073 --> 00:01:57,284 Being vulnerable literally blows. 55 00:01:57,284 --> 00:01:58,827 Okay. 56 00:01:58,827 --> 00:02:01,580 This is not your fault. You did everything right. 57 00:02:01,580 --> 00:02:04,124 I mean, texting ten minutes after you leave a date... 58 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:05,625 it's kind of thirsty. 59 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:08,253 [PLAYFUL MUSIC] 60 00:02:08,253 --> 00:02:09,296 What? 61 00:02:09,296 --> 00:02:11,506 ? ? 62 00:02:11,506 --> 00:02:14,468 All right, everyone, for your new assignment, 63 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:17,346 please form a line and pull a subject out of the bowl. 64 00:02:17,346 --> 00:02:20,307 This week, you'll use the skills you've learned in this class 65 00:02:20,307 --> 00:02:22,184 out in the real world. 66 00:02:22,184 --> 00:02:26,438 You must artfully persuade someone of a random topic. 67 00:02:26,438 --> 00:02:29,066 Convince someone to adopt, not shop. 68 00:02:29,066 --> 00:02:30,859 I get to talk about puppies all week? 69 00:02:30,859 --> 00:02:32,444 #LivingTheDream. 70 00:02:32,444 --> 00:02:33,987 You know, that's, like, super cute for you, 71 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:36,031 but I hope I get something a little more, 72 00:02:36,031 --> 00:02:37,282 you know, challenging. 73 00:02:37,282 --> 00:02:39,076 My phone-banking team used to say 74 00:02:39,076 --> 00:02:41,119 I was the master debater. 75 00:02:43,372 --> 00:02:45,165 Wait. Were they being gross? 76 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:46,333 [CHUCKLES] 77 00:02:46,333 --> 00:02:47,626 [SIGHS] 78 00:02:47,626 --> 00:02:49,753 "Flat Earth: 79 00:02:49,753 --> 00:02:52,172 convince someone the Earth isn't round." 80 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:53,465 What the [BLEEP]? 81 00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:56,443 Can you believe this? 82 00:02:56,444 --> 00:02:58,220 The administration is giving the lacrosse team 83 00:02:58,220 --> 00:03:00,389 an extra two grand. For what? 84 00:03:00,389 --> 00:03:01,848 Nobody marginalized plays lacrosse. 85 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:03,475 To buy new uniforms. 86 00:03:03,475 --> 00:03:05,185 It's like, the resources here are so limited. 87 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:06,645 To an insulting degree. 88 00:03:06,645 --> 00:03:08,021 The disrespect, man. 89 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:10,899 - It's underfunded, it's... - Undervalued... preach. 90 00:03:10,899 --> 00:03:12,401 Yeah. Mm-hmm. 91 00:03:12,401 --> 00:03:13,902 Why are we yelling? 92 00:03:13,902 --> 00:03:15,946 - I don't know. [LAUGHS] - We're saying the same thing. 93 00:03:15,946 --> 00:03:17,656 - Yeah. I don't know. - [LAUGHS] 94 00:03:17,656 --> 00:03:19,157 No. That's probably my bad. 95 00:03:19,157 --> 00:03:20,951 I... when I'm passionate about things, 96 00:03:20,951 --> 00:03:24,246 - I tend to get loud, so... - Yeah. 97 00:03:24,246 --> 00:03:29,084 Well, I can also get loud when passionate things are happening. 98 00:03:29,084 --> 00:03:32,003 [PLAYFUL MUSIC] 99 00:03:32,003 --> 00:03:34,172 ? ? 100 00:03:34,172 --> 00:03:35,507 I just don't understand what happened. 101 00:03:35,507 --> 00:03:37,884 She was so into me. 102 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:40,429 She even said my face was annoyingly perfect. 103 00:03:40,429 --> 00:03:42,764 A love bomb followed by full ghost 104 00:03:42,764 --> 00:03:44,891 equals classic toxic behavior. 105 00:03:44,891 --> 00:03:46,685 This girl is Chernobyl. 106 00:03:46,685 --> 00:03:49,146 Okay, Drea is being annoying, but she's not a demon. 107 00:03:49,146 --> 00:03:50,730 You're just biased because you thought 108 00:03:50,730 --> 00:03:52,607 that her and I were getting jiggy with it. 109 00:03:52,607 --> 00:03:54,526 Sorry, girl, but I'm with Andre. 110 00:03:54,526 --> 00:03:55,819 - Thank you. - Drea is shady. 111 00:03:55,819 --> 00:03:57,195 She's like a biohazard. 112 00:03:57,195 --> 00:03:58,363 Oh, my God. 113 00:03:58,363 --> 00:03:59,906 Why are you guys so quick to label 114 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:02,242 every little social misdemeanor as toxic? 115 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:04,119 I mean, that word used to mean verbal abuse 116 00:04:04,119 --> 00:04:05,912 or keying an ex's car. 117 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:08,290 You know, one time, my aunt burnt down my uncle's SUV 118 00:04:08,290 --> 00:04:10,250 with a blowtorch when she found out 119 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:11,751 that he was cheating on her with my other aunt. 120 00:04:11,751 --> 00:04:13,628 That was toxic. 121 00:04:13,628 --> 00:04:16,131 So are puppy mills. 122 00:04:16,131 --> 00:04:17,549 Drea's just being flaky. 123 00:04:17,549 --> 00:04:18,675 I think she'll text you back any minute. 124 00:04:18,675 --> 00:04:21,094 [PHONE BUZZES] 125 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:22,220 Am I a witch? 126 00:04:22,220 --> 00:04:23,263 Oh, it's just my sister. 127 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:24,306 She's here. 128 00:04:24,306 --> 00:04:25,849 What? 129 00:04:25,849 --> 00:04:27,976 Did I not tell you guys my sister's coming? 130 00:04:27,976 --> 00:04:29,186 - ALL: No. - Hello. 131 00:04:29,186 --> 00:04:30,187 Hi. 132 00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:33,690 Hi. I'm Nova. 133 00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:34,858 How's it going? 134 00:04:34,858 --> 00:04:36,777 - Hi. - Hey. 135 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:38,445 Hi, I'm Andre, 136 00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:40,197 the artist formerly known as Junior, 137 00:04:40,197 --> 00:04:41,865 AKA Zaara's best friend. 138 00:04:41,865 --> 00:04:44,326 But I'm sure she's told you all about me. 139 00:04:44,326 --> 00:04:45,452 Yeah. 140 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:50,499 Thank you guys so much for letting me crash here tonight. 141 00:04:50,499 --> 00:04:52,626 So, Nova, what brings you back to the 323? 142 00:04:52,626 --> 00:04:54,711 I have my residency interview at Cedars in a few hours. 143 00:04:54,711 --> 00:04:56,254 - Oh, wow. - I figured 144 00:04:56,254 --> 00:04:58,006 before we go out tonight to celebrate the fact 145 00:04:58,006 --> 00:05:00,383 that I nailed my interview, which I will, 146 00:05:00,383 --> 00:05:03,512 I could cook you all dinner as a thank-you. 147 00:05:03,512 --> 00:05:05,889 Stay as long as you want, girl! 148 00:05:07,682 --> 00:05:09,976 No notes, absolutely no notes. 149 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:12,646 You're a ten out of ten. I mean, it's a ten out of ten. 150 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:14,439 Really nailed it. 151 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:16,066 We did. 152 00:05:16,066 --> 00:05:17,526 We really banged it out. 153 00:05:17,526 --> 00:05:19,611 - Yeah. - Yeah. 154 00:05:19,611 --> 00:05:23,031 So when should we meet up again? 155 00:05:23,031 --> 00:05:25,242 When should we meet up? 156 00:05:25,242 --> 00:05:27,202 Maybe next Tuesday after your seminar? 157 00:05:27,202 --> 00:05:28,537 Great. 158 00:05:28,537 --> 00:05:30,497 Great. All right. 159 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:34,835 Now, when are you finally going to ask me out on a date? 160 00:05:37,629 --> 00:05:38,922 Ask you out? Huh? 161 00:05:38,922 --> 00:05:41,466 That's what you're... Um... 162 00:05:41,466 --> 00:05:44,719 see, the thing is about asking you out is that it's just not in. 163 00:05:44,719 --> 00:05:46,012 And I like to spend like, a lot of... 164 00:05:46,012 --> 00:05:47,722 [CLEARS THROAT] Excuse me. Sorry. 165 00:05:47,722 --> 00:05:49,432 I like to spend a lot of my time inside, 166 00:05:49,432 --> 00:05:51,393 safe from the harsh elements. 167 00:05:51,393 --> 00:05:53,144 Like rain. You know what I mean? 168 00:05:53,144 --> 00:05:55,313 [SOFTLY] Damn it. [CLEARS THROAT] 169 00:05:55,313 --> 00:05:57,941 Gosh, you just... 170 00:05:57,941 --> 00:05:59,192 Look, I'm sorry. I just don't really know... 171 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:00,652 No, don't worry about it, really. 172 00:06:00,652 --> 00:06:01,778 I'm not. 173 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:03,238 I'll see you next Tuesday? 174 00:06:03,238 --> 00:06:05,115 - Next Tuesday? - Yeah. 175 00:06:05,115 --> 00:06:07,158 See you... see you next Tuesday. 176 00:06:07,158 --> 00:06:09,077 Yeah. 177 00:06:09,077 --> 00:06:10,662 Okay. Yeah, she's hot. 178 00:06:10,662 --> 00:06:11,746 Right? 179 00:06:11,746 --> 00:06:13,165 You know what else is hot? 180 00:06:13,166 --> 00:06:15,959 A kitchen fire that burns down your entire home. 181 00:06:15,959 --> 00:06:18,044 More importantly, how are your labs? 182 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:19,504 You can't let anything or anyone 183 00:06:19,504 --> 00:06:21,214 distract you right now. 184 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:22,924 Oops. I just texted her again. 185 00:06:22,924 --> 00:06:24,134 - Why? - No. 186 00:06:24,134 --> 00:06:25,260 What in the fresh lesbian hell? 187 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:26,803 What did you text her? 188 00:06:26,803 --> 00:06:28,763 A TikTok of Paul Mescal, because on our date, 189 00:06:28,763 --> 00:06:30,265 we said that he's the only man we'd be straight for. 190 00:06:30,265 --> 00:06:31,725 You are the stupidest smart person I know. 191 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:33,435 Wait. Oh, my God. She liked it. 192 00:06:33,435 --> 00:06:34,728 Is she typing? Do you see bubbles? 193 00:06:36,605 --> 00:06:38,231 No, that's it. She just hearted it. 194 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:39,858 She's a sociopath. 195 00:06:39,858 --> 00:06:41,026 Why are you trying to flirt with Drea 196 00:06:41,026 --> 00:06:42,027 by sending a video of a man? 197 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:44,404 You're right. 198 00:06:46,281 --> 00:06:48,241 Hey, want to take a cute pic for Mom and Dad? 199 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:50,410 ? ? 200 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:52,245 Wait. 201 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:54,331 There's a shadow. Pivot. 202 00:06:54,331 --> 00:06:55,665 Yeah. 203 00:06:55,665 --> 00:06:56,916 Like, g... no, not like that. 204 00:06:56,916 --> 00:06:58,126 Yeah, like... yeah, cute. 205 00:06:58,126 --> 00:07:00,378 Oh, my God, boom. Posting. 206 00:07:00,378 --> 00:07:02,005 Girl, huh? 207 00:07:02,005 --> 00:07:04,799 This pic is giving the incest tab on smutpile.net. 208 00:07:04,799 --> 00:07:06,217 Not to kink-shame or anything, 209 00:07:06,217 --> 00:07:08,178 but whatever you do, do not click that category. 210 00:07:08,178 --> 00:07:11,139 Oh, my sick and twisted god. 211 00:07:11,139 --> 00:07:12,932 I know what you're trying to do. 212 00:07:12,932 --> 00:07:15,185 You're trying to bait Drea with a sexy pic 213 00:07:15,185 --> 00:07:17,395 that suggests that your sister 214 00:07:17,395 --> 00:07:19,356 is actually your sapphic sex partner. 215 00:07:19,356 --> 00:07:22,067 What is wrong with you? 216 00:07:22,067 --> 00:07:23,401 Wait. What filter is that? 217 00:07:23,401 --> 00:07:25,403 - I look amazing. - It's never gonna work. 218 00:07:25,403 --> 00:07:26,404 Oh, my God. It worked. 219 00:07:26,404 --> 00:07:27,697 [GASPS] It worked. 220 00:07:27,697 --> 00:07:28,740 She replied to my story. What do I do? 221 00:07:28,740 --> 00:07:29,783 What do I do? 222 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:31,576 Play the game, you know? 223 00:07:31,576 --> 00:07:33,536 It's her turn to spin out, so don't reply 224 00:07:33,536 --> 00:07:35,080 for, like, 48 hours. 225 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:36,748 48 hours? Respond never. 226 00:07:36,748 --> 00:07:39,000 I don't know, guys, this all seems very manipulative. 227 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:42,379 I think you should be direct and ask Drea on a date. 228 00:07:42,379 --> 00:07:44,464 For the first time, literally ever, 229 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:45,882 I think Lauryn might be right. 230 00:07:45,882 --> 00:07:49,260 I am going to invite Drea to the DougOut tonight. 231 00:07:49,260 --> 00:07:53,682 Sexy basement vibes come through. 232 00:07:53,682 --> 00:07:55,725 Oh, my God, she's typing. 233 00:07:55,725 --> 00:07:57,185 She just said, "Thanks for the invite, 234 00:07:57,185 --> 00:07:58,978 but I already have plans." 235 00:07:58,978 --> 00:08:01,815 Plans? This vague bitch. 236 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:04,776 [PLAYFUL MUSIC] 237 00:08:04,776 --> 00:08:06,736 ? ? 238 00:08:06,736 --> 00:08:09,489 I meant, you know, vague female. 239 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:11,157 Okay. 240 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:13,201 We still haven't had the hard launch of the DougOut, 241 00:08:13,201 --> 00:08:14,744 so let's keep it fresh. 242 00:08:14,744 --> 00:08:16,663 Okay, if you're wearing natural deodorant, 243 00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:17,914 please leave right now. 244 00:08:17,914 --> 00:08:19,249 The ventilation is bad down here 245 00:08:19,249 --> 00:08:20,291 and the natural odors, 246 00:08:20,291 --> 00:08:21,292 they linger. 247 00:08:21,292 --> 00:08:22,352 Have a good time. 248 00:08:22,353 --> 00:08:24,087 Bye. 249 00:08:24,087 --> 00:08:25,296 - Oh, wow. - This is amazing. 250 00:08:25,296 --> 00:08:26,464 This is so nice. 251 00:08:27,465 --> 00:08:28,883 - [CLEARS THROAT] - Jump scare. 252 00:08:30,802 --> 00:08:31,845 What's up? 253 00:08:35,932 --> 00:08:37,767 So maybe our generation's toxic trait 254 00:08:37,767 --> 00:08:39,144 is that we're just too quick to label 255 00:08:39,144 --> 00:08:40,895 certain people as toxic. 256 00:08:40,895 --> 00:08:43,857 Or maybe we're just better at spotting the warning signs 257 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:46,943 of someone who's gonna wreak complete havoc on our lives. 258 00:08:46,943 --> 00:08:48,862 I thought you couldn't make it. 259 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:50,530 My plans changed. 260 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:51,614 That's chill. 261 00:08:51,614 --> 00:08:53,992 That's chill. Things change. 262 00:08:53,992 --> 00:08:55,702 Really glad you could pop by. 263 00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:59,247 So since you're the only person I don't know here, 264 00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:00,457 let me buy you a drink. 265 00:09:02,459 --> 00:09:04,085 Sure. 266 00:09:04,085 --> 00:09:06,880 [HEAVY MUSIC] 267 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:08,256 All right. 268 00:09:08,256 --> 00:09:11,176 ? ? 269 00:09:11,176 --> 00:09:12,969 - I'm already at a ten. - Okay. 270 00:09:12,969 --> 00:09:15,638 I know you are not the founding member of the Drea Fan Club, 271 00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:17,557 but I am begging you to act 272 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,517 like a normal person tonight, please. 273 00:09:19,517 --> 00:09:20,685 You invited her here, 274 00:09:20,685 --> 00:09:21,936 and the first thing she does is... 275 00:09:21,936 --> 00:09:24,939 is just ask Nova if she wants a drink. 276 00:09:24,939 --> 00:09:26,357 - What? - She's being nice. 277 00:09:26,357 --> 00:09:27,567 No. 278 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,069 That is a manipulative move. 279 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:31,696 Drea is a walking red flag. 280 00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:34,115 Red is my favorite color. 281 00:09:34,115 --> 00:09:37,368 [PLAYFUL MUSIC] 282 00:09:37,368 --> 00:09:39,746 ? Too much swag in the bag ? 283 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:41,748 ? Got a lot of dollar bills for my posse ? 284 00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:42,999 ? Your girl can't use ? 285 00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:45,293 And the overcrowding is so bad 286 00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:48,088 that the mothers have to sleep in their own urine and feces. 287 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:50,131 Okay, no one loves to shop more than me, 288 00:09:50,131 --> 00:09:52,217 but live animals are where I draw the line. 289 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:55,470 Mission accomplished. 290 00:09:55,470 --> 00:09:58,640 I guess I am the master debater now. 291 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:00,308 Okay. I heard it. 292 00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:02,185 So are you still failing your assignment at every turn? 293 00:10:02,185 --> 00:10:03,895 Yep. The guy in front of me at the coffee cart 294 00:10:03,895 --> 00:10:05,355 ordered a flat white, and then I go, 295 00:10:05,355 --> 00:10:06,523 "Speaking of flat"... 296 00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:08,942 barely finished my sentence before the dude ran off. 297 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:10,401 Some of us just have a natural ability. 298 00:10:10,401 --> 00:10:11,569 Others don't. 299 00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:12,570 Keep trying. 300 00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:13,738 She will persist. 301 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:18,785 So do you... do you see Zaara a lot? 302 00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:20,954 Like, how many times a week? 303 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,497 Not so much these days. 304 00:10:22,497 --> 00:10:25,041 There's only so much time when you're in med school. 305 00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:28,128 Med school... impressive. 306 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:31,214 Didn't realize you two had that in common. 307 00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:33,091 Pretty much the whole family. 308 00:10:33,091 --> 00:10:35,301 Wait. 309 00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:37,595 You and Zaara are... 310 00:10:37,595 --> 00:10:39,597 sisters? 311 00:10:39,597 --> 00:10:40,807 Yeah. 312 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:43,726 [SLY MUSIC] 313 00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:48,439 Wow, siblings. 314 00:10:48,439 --> 00:10:52,485 Well, there are some incredible genes in this family. 315 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:54,529 The Hemsworth brothers better watch their backs. 316 00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:56,364 [LAUGHING] 317 00:10:56,364 --> 00:10:59,701 Like, hey, so have you guys ever just, you know, 318 00:10:59,701 --> 00:11:01,077 looked at the sunset and thought, 319 00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:04,831 "Wow, the horizon just kind of goes on forever? 320 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:06,374 Um, sure. 321 00:11:06,374 --> 00:11:07,917 - Right? - You good? 322 00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:09,961 Did someone take the '70s vibe in here too seriously 323 00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:11,004 and slip you a Quaalude? 324 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,130 God, I am... 325 00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:13,464 I'm over this, so I'm out. 326 00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:19,262 ? ? 327 00:11:19,262 --> 00:11:20,805 Okay. Run this back for me. 328 00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:22,807 One minute, you're talking about boring academic stuff, 329 00:11:22,807 --> 00:11:25,435 and then the next, this bona fide baddie is loving you, hitting on you? 330 00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:27,645 Yeah, she did. She did indeed, Douglas. 331 00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:29,147 Okay, so what? 332 00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:30,440 Then you hit it from the front or the back? 333 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,442 - The side? - Negative. 334 00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:34,027 I didn't hit it from any of those aforementioned angles. 335 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:35,653 Okay, I froze. 336 00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:37,030 Please tell me it's not still the Zoey factor. 337 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,489 No, dude, it's not that. 338 00:11:38,489 --> 00:11:40,742 It's just that Edie is... well, Dr. Thompson... 339 00:11:40,742 --> 00:11:43,786 she's my colleague. Okay? 340 00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:45,246 You know, I don't want to shit where I eat. 341 00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:46,873 Last semester, there was this anatomy professor 342 00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:48,625 who got fired because he got caught 343 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:51,628 putting his anatomy in his TAs. 344 00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:54,047 But this is a very different situation. 345 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:56,633 Edie isn't your boss, right? 346 00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:58,551 Well, no, she's not my boss, but I mean, she does... 347 00:11:58,551 --> 00:11:59,844 she's the head of her department. 348 00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:04,057 She has multiple, like, advanced degrees, more than me. 349 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,099 So technically, yes, she is above me. 350 00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:06,351 Okay. 351 00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:07,560 All I'm saying is, 352 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,479 is just because she's above you 353 00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:12,190 doesn't mean that she can't be up underneath you. 354 00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:13,650 You feel me? 355 00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:15,276 ? ? 356 00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:16,653 [DOOR SHUTS] 357 00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:20,907 Hey, girl. 358 00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:22,200 Hey. 359 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:26,412 I'm just here, sipping this ginger ale 360 00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:28,748 because I had a bad stomachache. 361 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:32,293 You're lying. 362 00:12:35,505 --> 00:12:38,007 Oh, fine, yes, I am a heathen who drinks 363 00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:39,676 between one and three nights a week. 364 00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:42,053 And honestly, I'm not sorry about it. 365 00:12:42,053 --> 00:12:45,723 But I am sorry if this is, like, triggering 366 00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:47,892 for you and your crippling alcoholism. 367 00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:49,102 I'm not an alcoholic. 368 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,520 I've never even touched the stuff. 369 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:52,981 I've just decided it's not for me. 370 00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:54,065 Okay. 371 00:12:54,065 --> 00:12:55,817 Now, how would you decide that? 372 00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:58,361 As my favorite president, Ronald Reagan, once said 373 00:12:58,361 --> 00:13:00,947 while quoting my favorite Russian proverb, 374 00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:03,366 "trust, but verify." 375 00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:05,159 Everyone says this time in our lives 376 00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:08,788 is supposed to be about letting loose and turning up. 377 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,873 But I simply cannot verify that spending 378 00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:12,417 my college years in a hungover haze 379 00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:13,835 is beneficial to my experience. 380 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:16,838 [SLY MUSIC] 381 00:13:16,838 --> 00:13:20,425 Speaking of verifying things, 382 00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:23,469 have you ever, like, personally verified 383 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:25,096 that the Earth is round? 384 00:13:25,096 --> 00:13:26,764 ? ? 385 00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:29,434 I haven't. 386 00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:30,935 Amazing. 387 00:13:30,935 --> 00:13:33,563 ? ? 388 00:13:33,563 --> 00:13:35,815 They actually flew you to France. 389 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,567 Well, Paris, Texas. 390 00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:39,193 So it was for this Western brand with a modern twist. 391 00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:41,154 You mean Cowboys BOIS? 392 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,031 Their bus ads are so cool. 393 00:13:43,031 --> 00:13:44,240 It's too bad that shoot happened 394 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,616 before Zaara started modeling. 395 00:13:45,616 --> 00:13:48,119 She would have killed that campaign. 396 00:13:48,119 --> 00:13:49,454 What are you talking about? 397 00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:52,290 I got scouted, but it's not a big deal. 398 00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:54,042 What do you mean? Yes, it is. 399 00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:55,084 What are you talking about? 400 00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:57,420 My bestie is blowing up, okay? 401 00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:59,505 America's Next Top Streetwear Model over here. 402 00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:01,174 Can I get a woop woop? 403 00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:02,592 Hang on. 404 00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:04,510 Zaara, the only thing you should be focusing on 405 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:05,845 is your pre-med track. 406 00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:10,475 I don't... 407 00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:12,101 I don't know if I want to do it anymore. 408 00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:13,728 It's just crazy stressful. 409 00:14:13,728 --> 00:14:15,521 Okay. I don't do drama. 410 00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:16,898 It makes me have to pee. 411 00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:19,484 It is stressful and relentless. 412 00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:21,027 And that is how it's supposed to be. 413 00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:23,196 That's how they weed out the idiots. 414 00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:25,573 Well, this idiot just made three grand 415 00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:26,741 in three hours last week. 416 00:14:26,741 --> 00:14:28,951 I have 2 1/2 more years at Cal U, 417 00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:30,286 then four years of med school, 418 00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:32,330 then three to seven of a residency, 419 00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:34,707 and then I'm finally a doctor, 420 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,967 and I get to dig myself out of the mound of med school debt 421 00:14:36,967 --> 00:14:38,544 - that I owe? - Yeah. 422 00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:42,381 But then you're a real doctor who saves people's lives. 423 00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:44,592 Girl, you're studying to be a podiatrist. 424 00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:47,124 I'm actually helping people. You're just being selfish. 425 00:14:47,125 --> 00:14:48,535 Damn. Well, sorry if trying to figure out 426 00:14:48,536 --> 00:14:50,723 what makes me happy is selfish. 427 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,809 Happy? Happiness is a luxury. 428 00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:54,602 You're being a spoiled brat. 429 00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:56,145 Mom and Dad are not paying your tuition 430 00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:58,898 so you can have fun and make friends and find yourself. 431 00:15:02,485 --> 00:15:05,196 Well, maybe you should worry a little more 432 00:15:05,196 --> 00:15:08,449 about being happy, because you seem pretty miserable. 433 00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:09,826 - I'm sorry? - Let me guess. 434 00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:11,577 You've never had a serious relationship 435 00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:14,664 or any relationship? 436 00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:16,457 - What's your point? - Uh-huh. 437 00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:18,209 Your med school pals are going to ghost you, 438 00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:20,336 like, the second you graduate, because... 439 00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:22,713 spoiler alert... it was just a friendship of convenience. 440 00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:24,549 None of them actually care about you. 441 00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:27,051 So stop worrying about Zaara's life 442 00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:30,680 and start worrying about your own. 443 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:33,641 [SOFT MUSIC] 444 00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:39,641 ? ? 445 00:15:44,771 --> 00:15:46,064 So are you okay? 446 00:15:46,064 --> 00:15:48,191 Because what happened was not. 447 00:15:48,191 --> 00:15:50,068 What, Drea defending me 448 00:15:50,068 --> 00:15:51,944 and my friends just standing there 449 00:15:51,944 --> 00:15:53,237 like they got their vocal cords cut? 450 00:15:53,237 --> 00:15:54,655 Excuse me? 451 00:15:54,655 --> 00:15:56,199 She's been on one date with you, and she thinks 452 00:15:56,199 --> 00:15:58,076 it's okay to come at your sister like that? 453 00:15:58,076 --> 00:16:00,203 Honestly, I wasn't mad at it. 454 00:16:00,203 --> 00:16:02,830 I think I need Drea to shake up my life right now. 455 00:16:02,830 --> 00:16:05,708 Maybe without her, I'd get two years into medical school 456 00:16:05,708 --> 00:16:09,087 and Sylvia Plath myself. 457 00:16:09,087 --> 00:16:10,630 I don't get the reference. 458 00:16:10,630 --> 00:16:12,507 You really need to pay attention in lit class. 459 00:16:12,507 --> 00:16:13,633 I really do. 460 00:16:13,633 --> 00:16:16,636 And I know that med school has been giving you hypertension, 461 00:16:16,636 --> 00:16:18,846 but I just thought it was a part of the journey. 462 00:16:18,846 --> 00:16:20,807 I don't know. I just... 463 00:16:20,807 --> 00:16:23,810 I've never had someone stand up for me the way Drea did, 464 00:16:23,810 --> 00:16:26,229 and it felt kind of nice. 465 00:16:26,229 --> 00:16:28,064 Yeah, I can see that. 466 00:16:28,064 --> 00:16:31,109 But she's also bringing out a side of you that is insane. 467 00:16:31,109 --> 00:16:32,610 I mean, you posted a picture that made it look 468 00:16:32,610 --> 00:16:34,487 like your sister was your lover, 469 00:16:34,487 --> 00:16:35,863 your boo thing, your flavor of the week. 470 00:16:35,863 --> 00:16:37,406 Okay. 471 00:16:37,406 --> 00:16:40,743 Yes, I understand it was giving desperate vibes. 472 00:16:40,743 --> 00:16:43,496 But Drea also has some amazing qualities. 473 00:16:43,496 --> 00:16:45,665 But are those things worth it? 474 00:16:45,665 --> 00:16:47,667 After the game she played, you looked like Obama 475 00:16:47,667 --> 00:16:51,087 before and after the presidency. 476 00:16:51,087 --> 00:16:52,630 Okay. 477 00:16:52,630 --> 00:16:54,090 I mean, I did feel like I was on a plane 478 00:16:54,090 --> 00:16:57,301 and the oxygen masks dropped. 479 00:16:57,301 --> 00:16:59,720 I guess that's not how someone that you want to be with 480 00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:00,847 should treat you. 481 00:17:00,847 --> 00:17:01,847 Mm-mm. 482 00:17:03,474 --> 00:17:05,143 [SOFT MUSIC] 483 00:17:05,143 --> 00:17:07,103 How do I end this? 484 00:17:07,103 --> 00:17:10,106 Do I just hit her with a "Hey, can we talk" text? 485 00:17:10,106 --> 00:17:11,691 Yeah. 486 00:17:11,691 --> 00:17:13,693 Man, I do not miss those. 487 00:17:13,693 --> 00:17:19,115 ? ? 488 00:17:19,115 --> 00:17:20,199 I'm really... 489 00:17:20,199 --> 00:17:22,076 Don't finish the sentence. 490 00:17:25,246 --> 00:17:27,081 Okay. Good talk. 491 00:17:29,208 --> 00:17:30,751 [PHONE DINGS] 492 00:17:30,751 --> 00:17:33,671 [QUIET DRAMATIC MUSIC] 493 00:17:33,671 --> 00:17:38,468 ? ? 494 00:17:38,468 --> 00:17:39,552 Hey, honey. 495 00:17:39,552 --> 00:17:40,928 Sorry I'm late. 496 00:17:40,928 --> 00:17:43,598 Oh... that's okay, dear. 497 00:17:43,598 --> 00:17:45,141 What took you so long? 498 00:17:45,141 --> 00:17:47,852 You know, just had a little trouble 499 00:17:47,852 --> 00:17:50,646 getting the triplets down, putting them to sleep, so... 500 00:17:50,646 --> 00:17:52,440 - Sorry, man. - We got triplets. 501 00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:54,108 Yeah. 502 00:17:54,108 --> 00:17:56,569 - Okay. - Triplets, huh? 503 00:17:56,569 --> 00:17:59,447 - Yeah. - So twins just didn't feel like they'd do the trick? 504 00:17:59,447 --> 00:18:00,781 - Go with threes. - Mm. 505 00:18:00,781 --> 00:18:02,867 You know I can handle myself, right? 506 00:18:02,867 --> 00:18:04,702 Yeah. But that wasn't for you. 507 00:18:04,702 --> 00:18:07,163 That was for me, 'cause I want to be 508 00:18:07,163 --> 00:18:09,499 the only guy you were talking to. 509 00:18:09,499 --> 00:18:11,542 Oh, really? 510 00:18:11,542 --> 00:18:12,793 Yeah. 511 00:18:12,793 --> 00:18:14,420 Then what was that about earlier? 512 00:18:14,420 --> 00:18:17,423 I had a bad stutter as a kid, and watching you today 513 00:18:17,423 --> 00:18:19,175 kind of felt like a re-enactment 514 00:18:19,175 --> 00:18:20,718 of certain parts of my childhood. 515 00:18:20,718 --> 00:18:22,428 Yeah, I'm sorry about that. 516 00:18:22,428 --> 00:18:24,555 Can I please plead temporary insanity, Your Honor, 517 00:18:24,555 --> 00:18:29,560 just 'cause I would really love to take you out sometime? 518 00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:33,481 You know, we're already out now. 519 00:18:35,191 --> 00:18:36,567 Look at that. 520 00:18:36,567 --> 00:18:38,236 You're right. It's a fact. 521 00:18:38,236 --> 00:18:39,570 Yes. 522 00:18:39,570 --> 00:18:44,242 So if this was a date... 523 00:18:44,242 --> 00:18:46,118 Yeah, hypothetically. 524 00:18:46,118 --> 00:18:48,162 What would you do? 525 00:18:48,162 --> 00:18:49,914 Hmm. 526 00:18:49,914 --> 00:18:52,875 [SMOOTH MUSIC] 527 00:18:52,875 --> 00:18:58,875 ? ? 528 00:19:00,716 --> 00:19:02,385 Something like that maybe. 529 00:19:03,761 --> 00:19:04,762 My place is a couple of blocks away. 530 00:19:04,762 --> 00:19:05,888 You want to get out of here? 531 00:19:05,888 --> 00:19:07,265 Yeah, I'd love that very much. 532 00:19:07,265 --> 00:19:08,641 I think that's a great idea. 533 00:19:08,641 --> 00:19:10,268 - Just to be clear... - Yeah? 534 00:19:10,268 --> 00:19:11,519 This is super fun. 535 00:19:11,519 --> 00:19:13,396 Fun is kind of all I can do right now. 536 00:19:13,396 --> 00:19:15,565 I'm not looking for anything more than that. 537 00:19:15,565 --> 00:19:16,816 Okay. 538 00:19:16,816 --> 00:19:20,278 Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. 539 00:19:20,278 --> 00:19:21,487 All right, yeah, no, that's crazy, 540 00:19:21,487 --> 00:19:22,488 'cause I was thinking that same thing. 541 00:19:22,488 --> 00:19:24,198 You know? 542 00:19:24,198 --> 00:19:26,325 [PHONE DINGS] 543 00:19:26,325 --> 00:19:29,161 [TEI SHI'S "BASSICALLY"] 544 00:19:29,161 --> 00:19:34,959 ? ? 545 00:19:34,959 --> 00:19:37,378 - ? Baby, I'll behave ? - [KNOCK AT DOOR] 546 00:19:37,378 --> 00:19:40,464 So here's the thing about toxic relationships. 547 00:19:40,464 --> 00:19:41,716 You have extreme highs... 548 00:19:41,716 --> 00:19:43,551 Hi. 549 00:19:43,551 --> 00:19:44,802 Extreme lows... 550 00:19:44,802 --> 00:19:48,222 Hey, so I've been thinking. Um... 551 00:19:48,222 --> 00:19:50,641 Thinking, huh? 552 00:19:50,641 --> 00:19:52,476 About me? 553 00:19:52,476 --> 00:19:55,021 And they're extremely hard to get out of. 554 00:19:55,021 --> 00:19:59,650 ? Is that what you found? ? 555 00:19:59,650 --> 00:20:02,778 ? Like the other noise ? 556 00:20:02,778 --> 00:20:04,572 ? Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah ? 557 00:20:04,572 --> 00:20:06,907 ? Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah ? 558 00:20:06,907 --> 00:20:08,909 ? Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah ? 559 00:20:08,909 --> 00:20:11,996 ? Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah ? 560 00:20:11,996 --> 00:20:13,831 ? Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah ? 561 00:20:13,831 --> 00:20:15,374 ? Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah ? 562 00:20:18,502 --> 00:20:21,464 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 563 00:20:21,464 --> 00:20:26,761 ? ? 564 00:20:26,761 --> 00:20:29,555 Hey, beautiful mind. What's going on here? 565 00:20:29,555 --> 00:20:32,350 I contacted my second cousin's brother-in-law who works at NASA. 566 00:20:32,350 --> 00:20:33,434 - [BLEEP] - My God. 567 00:20:33,434 --> 00:20:34,644 And he forwarded me a lot 568 00:20:34,644 --> 00:20:35,936 of extremely convincing materials 569 00:20:35,936 --> 00:20:37,930 on the curvature of the Earth's surface. 570 00:20:38,150 --> 00:20:39,652 Okay. Well, you know, I'm still gonna tell 571 00:20:39,652 --> 00:20:42,530 my professor I passed the assignment. So deuces. 572 00:20:42,530 --> 00:20:45,366 Girl, I don't care if it's flat or round. 573 00:20:45,366 --> 00:20:47,201 This better be cleaned up when I get back. 574 00:20:47,201 --> 00:20:50,246 [PLAYFUL MUSIC] 575 00:20:50,296 --> 00:20:54,846 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 39759

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