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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,716 --> 00:00:14,161 Can you hear that? Sounds like another hit. 2 00:00:14,187 --> 00:00:17,137 What? What? 3 00:00:17,759 --> 00:00:22,093 Well, you can't really appreciate it over the phone. 4 00:00:22,120 --> 00:00:25,353 No, Chloe, darling, we can't re-record it. 5 00:00:25,381 --> 00:00:29,219 We're already four months behind schedule. 6 00:00:29,247 --> 00:00:32,837 Trust me. Trust my gut, it's golden. 7 00:00:32,865 --> 00:00:34,422 Even Darwin loves it. 8 00:00:34,454 --> 00:00:36,826 He's been dancing around the house all night. 9 00:00:36,856 --> 00:00:41,395 It's mommy. Tell her how much you love her. 10 00:00:42,100 --> 00:00:45,319 He can't talk right now. He's busy. 11 00:00:45,940 --> 00:00:51,537 Look, I love you, too. All right. 12 00:00:57,459 --> 00:00:59,955 So... 13 00:01:06,261 --> 00:01:11,054 Nice. Slow fade. 14 00:01:11,080 --> 00:01:13,300 You know, everything fades, Darwin. 15 00:01:13,331 --> 00:01:19,182 Songs fade. Love fades. 16 00:01:19,205 --> 00:01:26,001 Happiness fades. Idea for album cover... 17 00:01:34,782 --> 00:01:37,429 It's okay, Darwin. Come on. Don't be scared. 18 00:01:37,458 --> 00:01:41,880 Come on. Come on. Come on. Darwin. Come on. 19 00:01:41,907 --> 00:01:43,923 Let's go to the panic room. We'll be okay. 20 00:01:43,954 --> 00:01:46,760 Come on, Darwin. Come on. It's okay, buddy. 21 00:01:46,789 --> 00:01:49,629 Come on. It's okay. It's okay. 22 00:01:49,659 --> 00:01:52,530 It's okay. It's okay. 23 00:01:52,579 --> 00:01:55,782 It's okay. We're safe in here. 24 00:02:03,434 --> 00:02:06,999 Mr. Blackburn, are you in here? 25 00:02:07,027 --> 00:02:09,630 Hello, sir, We're the police! 26 00:02:09,659 --> 00:02:13,410 - Is there an intercom or something? - I don't see one. 27 00:02:34,512 --> 00:02:37,421 Should I read him his rights? 28 00:02:44,659 --> 00:02:46,828 MONK Season 3 Epi. 02 Mr. Monk and the Panic Room 29 00:03:58,225 --> 00:04:00,416 Benjy, I am so disappointed in you, 30 00:04:00,447 --> 00:04:02,126 and you were lucky. you weren't expelled. 31 00:04:02,157 --> 00:04:03,626 - Uh-oh. - What? 32 00:04:03,658 --> 00:04:05,625 - Oh, the band-aid is... - It's okay. 33 00:04:05,657 --> 00:04:07,963 It doesn't have to be perfect. Ow! 34 00:04:07,993 --> 00:04:10,070 You'll heal faster if it's straighter. 35 00:04:10,101 --> 00:04:13,882 - Mom, can you please do this? - You don't want me near you, 36 00:04:13,909 --> 00:04:15,502 and it serves you right for fighting. 37 00:04:15,534 --> 00:04:17,975 I wasn't fighting. You said I should defend myself. 38 00:04:18,005 --> 00:04:19,462 You weren't defending yourself. 39 00:04:19,495 --> 00:04:21,988 You were defending that little boy, and you know it. 40 00:04:22,018 --> 00:04:24,775 His name is Reuben. Everyone was picking on him. 41 00:04:24,804 --> 00:04:27,524 - They were giving him a wedgie. - What's a wedgie? 42 00:04:27,554 --> 00:04:30,100 It's when they lift your underwear all the way out of your pants. 43 00:04:30,130 --> 00:04:32,433 Oh. When I was a kid, they called it something else. 44 00:04:32,463 --> 00:04:34,632 - What? - An Adrian. 45 00:04:34,663 --> 00:04:36,879 I feel sorry for Reuben, too. I really do. 46 00:04:36,909 --> 00:04:39,466 But he's not your problem, and you should have gone to another teacher. 47 00:04:39,496 --> 00:04:43,349 Teachers don't do anything. He gets picked on every day. 48 00:04:43,377 --> 00:04:46,365 - He's too little to fight back. - Benjy, rules are rules. 49 00:04:46,394 --> 00:04:49,177 Now, you're punished, and there's no TV, 50 00:04:49,206 --> 00:04:50,859 - and there's no playstation. - Mom. 51 00:04:50,891 --> 00:04:53,947 Sharona, he was just sticking up for a friend. 52 00:04:53,976 --> 00:04:57,037 Adrian, you stay out of it. You're not his father. 53 00:04:57,066 --> 00:05:00,132 That's true, but I care about him as much as any father. 54 00:05:00,161 --> 00:05:04,312 Ow! Stop it! 55 00:05:07,609 --> 00:05:12,234 Hello? Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's here. Uh-huh. 56 00:05:12,802 --> 00:05:19,062 Oh, okay. Yeah. Uh, 715 vinton street. Okay, great. 57 00:05:19,085 --> 00:05:23,317 Yeah, we'll be there. Okay, bye. 58 00:05:23,344 --> 00:05:26,904 Adrian, we have a job. We got to go. 59 00:05:28,081 --> 00:05:32,284 What... please look at me. 60 00:05:32,311 --> 00:05:34,529 Benjy, I'm going to call aunt Gail, 61 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:37,286 and she's going to make you dinner tonight, okay? - Yeah. 62 00:05:37,315 --> 00:05:45,215 Now, I want you to go to your room and think about what you've done. - Yep. 63 00:05:45,795 --> 00:05:48,931 You know I still love you, right? 64 00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:52,445 All right. Go to your room. 65 00:06:11,756 --> 00:06:14,430 - Monk. Sharona. - Lieutenant. 66 00:06:14,460 --> 00:06:16,114 Thank you for coming. 67 00:06:16,145 --> 00:06:20,237 We've got a very bizarre situation here. I could use a second opinion. 68 00:06:20,264 --> 00:06:22,132 - Third opinion. - What? 69 00:06:22,164 --> 00:06:25,082 Well, I already told you what I thought, so this would be a third opinion. 70 00:06:25,111 --> 00:06:28,361 Whatever. A third opinion. 71 00:06:28,389 --> 00:06:30,654 - Who's the victim? - Ian Blackburn. 72 00:06:30,685 --> 00:06:33,480 He's a major-league record producer, and he's worked with everybody. 73 00:06:33,509 --> 00:06:35,816 The Stones, Springsteen, The Eagles. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 74 00:06:35,847 --> 00:06:37,090 Isn't he married to Chloe? 75 00:06:37,122 --> 00:06:39,163 Yeah, yeah, they've been married for two years. 76 00:06:39,194 --> 00:06:41,103 He produces all of her stuff. 77 00:06:41,135 --> 00:06:43,218 At least he did until 5:09 this morning. 78 00:06:43,248 --> 00:06:45,590 Who's Chloe? 79 00:06:48,694 --> 00:06:53,260 Well, she's the most famous singer on the planet. 80 00:06:53,286 --> 00:06:57,565 Oh, Chloe. Yeah, sure. She's great. 81 00:06:57,591 --> 00:07:03,372 I love that song she does about... loving that guy, 'cause... 82 00:07:03,396 --> 00:07:06,823 look, the press hasn't gotten wind of this yet, but it won't be long. 83 00:07:06,851 --> 00:07:11,303 Captain? You wanted to see the window? - Yes, sir. 84 00:07:11,329 --> 00:07:14,119 - He got in through here? - No, he never got in. 85 00:07:14,149 --> 00:07:17,311 He broke the glass, set off the alarm, and that scared him away. 86 00:07:17,340 --> 00:07:19,777 Probably just some neighborhood kid. - Yep. 87 00:07:19,807 --> 00:07:23,276 - That is strange. - What's strange? 88 00:07:23,304 --> 00:07:27,769 These footprints heading toward the house, you see the whole foot. 89 00:07:27,795 --> 00:07:31,009 - He's walking. - So? 90 00:07:31,038 --> 00:07:38,052 Look at these heading the other way. You see the whole foot. Still walking. 91 00:07:38,073 --> 00:07:40,973 If somebody tripped an alarm, especially a kid, 92 00:07:41,002 --> 00:07:43,398 you'd think they'd run away. 93 00:07:43,429 --> 00:07:45,585 You might be right, but it doesn't matter, 94 00:07:45,615 --> 00:07:49,165 because whoever broke that glass never got into the house. 95 00:07:49,193 --> 00:07:52,246 - He's not the killer. - Then who is? 96 00:07:52,275 --> 00:07:54,701 - Do you have a suspect? - Yep. 97 00:07:54,732 --> 00:07:57,104 You want to meet him? 98 00:08:08,631 --> 00:08:11,926 It's a monkey. 99 00:08:12,642 --> 00:08:17,702 Actually, uh, he's a chimpanzee. His name's Darwin. He's 5 years old. 100 00:08:17,727 --> 00:08:20,841 He's been living with Mr. Blackburn since he was a baby. 101 00:08:20,869 --> 00:08:26,394 I mean a baby chimp. He was never a regular baby. 102 00:08:26,419 --> 00:08:33,247 - I don't understand. - He's our suspect. He's the shooter. 103 00:08:35,026 --> 00:08:36,643 I don't understand. 104 00:08:36,675 --> 00:08:41,198 That chimp was alone in a locked room with the victim. 105 00:08:41,224 --> 00:08:46,006 We found a gun in his hand. 106 00:08:47,980 --> 00:08:50,830 I don't understand. 107 00:08:50,860 --> 00:08:53,908 Oh, he's scared to death. Come on, baby. 108 00:08:53,937 --> 00:08:55,767 Sharona, don't touch him. Don't touch it. 109 00:08:55,798 --> 00:09:00,117 Don't, now you're going, you're going to have to be quarantined, 110 00:09:00,144 --> 00:09:03,890 and you will, too. You all will. 111 00:09:03,917 --> 00:09:06,188 I think he's hungry. Has anybody fed him? 112 00:09:06,219 --> 00:09:09,171 We called animal control. They'll be here soon. 113 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:12,154 - Is there a kitchen around here? - Yeah, in there. 114 00:09:12,183 --> 00:09:15,129 - I'll go with you. - Why? 115 00:09:15,158 --> 00:09:18,374 He's dangerous, Sharona. He's killed before. 116 00:09:18,403 --> 00:09:21,304 Oh, please. He wouldn't hurt a fly. Look at him. 117 00:09:21,333 --> 00:09:25,490 Come on, honey. Come on. 118 00:09:25,517 --> 00:09:27,895 This is his own private recording studio. 119 00:09:27,925 --> 00:09:32,766 48 tracks, all-digital. State of the art. 120 00:09:32,792 --> 00:09:36,525 - Is that the wife? - Yep, Chloe. 121 00:09:36,552 --> 00:09:39,312 She's state of the art, too. I just talked to her. 122 00:09:39,342 --> 00:09:42,105 She was in Dallas doing a show last night. 123 00:09:42,135 --> 00:09:45,748 - How did she take the news? - Shock, tears. 124 00:09:45,775 --> 00:09:50,334 - It sounded genuine. - Whoa, whoa. 125 00:09:51,859 --> 00:09:53,770 Um... 126 00:09:53,801 --> 00:09:58,176 She's canceling her tour. She's flying back here. She'll be here later today. 127 00:09:58,202 --> 00:10:01,611 She told me she spoke to Ian at around 4:00 A. M. 128 00:10:01,639 --> 00:10:06,151 He was in here mixing a song. Monk. 129 00:10:06,712 --> 00:10:11,662 And, uh, at 5:09, somebody broke the window downstairs. 130 00:10:11,688 --> 00:10:15,890 - Which, which set off the alarm. - Right. - Right. 131 00:10:15,916 --> 00:10:16,949 At which point Blackburn grabbed the monkey, 132 00:10:16,982 --> 00:10:19,089 and they skedaddled down that hall toward the bedroom. 133 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:23,017 - Monk, stop it. - What is that? 134 00:10:23,045 --> 00:10:27,391 - Do you, do you hear that? - What? - Listen. 135 00:10:39,286 --> 00:10:42,038 It's a pill dispenser. 136 00:10:42,067 --> 00:10:46,336 Oh, yeah, she said that he was on antidepressants. 137 00:10:46,363 --> 00:10:48,905 Karen's got one of those. It's got a built-in alarm in it. 138 00:10:48,935 --> 00:10:50,483 It reminds her when to take the pills. 139 00:10:50,515 --> 00:10:55,947 This one's set for 4:30 A. M., But you said the alarm went off at 5:09. 140 00:10:55,971 --> 00:10:59,988 - So why didn't he take his pills? - Why didn't he take his pills? 141 00:11:00,892 --> 00:11:03,227 - That's pretty weird. - Hang on. 142 00:11:03,257 --> 00:11:06,602 It gets weirder. Come on. 143 00:11:09,444 --> 00:11:11,218 Come on, honey. 144 00:11:11,249 --> 00:11:17,344 Feel better? Do you feel better? Okay. 145 00:11:17,367 --> 00:11:20,351 What happened last night? 146 00:11:22,023 --> 00:11:24,329 Guess he's not going to be the best witness. 147 00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:28,477 He's not a witness, Sharona. He's the killer. Whoa. 148 00:11:28,504 --> 00:11:32,743 Hey, watch it. He did it. 149 00:11:32,769 --> 00:11:35,980 We'll see what Adrian says. He's very smart. 150 00:11:36,009 --> 00:11:38,820 He's going to figure it all out. 151 00:11:38,849 --> 00:11:40,572 They call it a panic room. 152 00:11:40,604 --> 00:11:42,024 I know that's a difficult concept, 153 00:11:42,056 --> 00:11:45,403 because for you, every room is a panic room. - Thank you. 154 00:11:45,431 --> 00:11:47,806 If there's an intruder in the house, you run in there, you lock the door, 155 00:11:47,837 --> 00:11:50,379 - and wait for the cavalry. - Which is what Blackburn did. 156 00:11:50,409 --> 00:11:52,378 Exactly. The alarm came in at 5:09, 157 00:11:52,409 --> 00:11:54,760 two uniforms responded, no sign of an intruder. 158 00:11:54,790 --> 00:11:58,715 They run upstairs, knock, knock, door's locked, no answer. 159 00:11:58,742 --> 00:12:01,839 They cut their way in. 160 00:12:01,868 --> 00:12:04,189 They find him right there, shot four times. 161 00:12:04,220 --> 00:12:07,575 Once in the chest, once in the head, twice in the back. 162 00:12:07,603 --> 00:12:13,281 King kong is right there next to him, covered with blood, with a gun in his hand. 163 00:12:14,226 --> 00:12:20,608 - And the room was locked from the inside? - Oh, yeah, locked and bolted. 164 00:12:20,631 --> 00:12:22,871 As you can see, it's completely self-contained. 165 00:12:22,901 --> 00:12:25,850 You could live in here for a week. 166 00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:29,359 Well, not you, but a person could. 167 00:12:39,291 --> 00:12:44,913 - Who owned the gun? - He did. He kept it in here. 168 00:12:46,964 --> 00:12:51,001 So what do you think? I mean, am I missing anything? 169 00:12:51,028 --> 00:12:54,263 Because I, I want to be sure before I go on television and 170 00:12:54,292 --> 00:12:58,211 - utter the words "killer monkey." - Mm. 171 00:12:59,582 --> 00:13:02,156 I don't know. 172 00:13:03,321 --> 00:13:06,155 Oh, my god. Oh, my god. 173 00:13:06,185 --> 00:13:10,249 Help! Somebody! Oh, my... 174 00:13:10,276 --> 00:13:13,490 I'm trapped in here. I'm trapped in here! 175 00:13:13,518 --> 00:13:16,443 - Monk, you're not trapped. - Captain! 176 00:13:16,472 --> 00:13:18,230 Monk, just push this button here on the wall. 177 00:13:18,262 --> 00:13:20,534 It's sound proof. Can you hear me? 178 00:13:20,564 --> 00:13:23,357 - Monk, I can hear you. - I'm trapped in here! 179 00:13:23,387 --> 00:13:24,922 Monk, I can hear you. I can see you. 180 00:13:24,954 --> 00:13:27,964 - There's a hole in the door. Monk. - I'm running out of air. 181 00:13:27,993 --> 00:13:30,560 No, you're not running out of air, Monk. Monk. 182 00:13:30,590 --> 00:13:32,761 - I'm running out of air! - You're not running out of air. 183 00:13:32,791 --> 00:13:33,839 - There's a... - I can't breathe! 184 00:13:33,872 --> 00:13:37,581 - Monk. Monk! - I can't breathe! 185 00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:41,087 Monk, you can breathe. There's a hole in the door. 186 00:13:41,115 --> 00:13:43,074 No more talking. 187 00:13:43,105 --> 00:13:45,307 Monk, look at me. Monk, push the button. 188 00:13:45,338 --> 00:13:47,587 No more talking! 189 00:13:47,617 --> 00:13:50,952 Monk, look at me! Monk. 190 00:13:50,981 --> 00:13:54,738 Help me! Got to conserve air. 191 00:13:54,766 --> 00:13:56,149 Monk, just push the button. 192 00:13:56,181 --> 00:13:59,069 Push, push, push the green button. 193 00:13:59,098 --> 00:14:01,596 Monk. 194 00:14:01,626 --> 00:14:04,136 The green button that says "open." 195 00:14:04,166 --> 00:14:10,191 No, the button here that says "open" by the door. Monk. 196 00:14:18,669 --> 00:14:21,258 That's a panic room. 197 00:14:21,288 --> 00:14:25,043 - Adrian, are you all right? - I almost ran out of air. 198 00:14:25,070 --> 00:14:28,405 Well, at least you didn't lose your head, and that's the important thing. 199 00:14:28,434 --> 00:14:32,408 Excuse me. We're from animal control. 200 00:14:39,900 --> 00:14:41,982 Please, darling, come here. Oh, shh, shh. 201 00:14:42,013 --> 00:14:43,763 Here you go, fella. You got to come with us now. 202 00:14:43,795 --> 00:14:46,195 - That's a good boy. - No, what are you going to do with him? 203 00:14:46,225 --> 00:14:48,254 If he killed somebody, we're going to have to put him down. 204 00:14:48,285 --> 00:14:54,071 - You're going to put him down? - I'm afraid so. That's the law. - What? 205 00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:56,520 Adrian, you have to do something. He didn't do it. 206 00:14:56,551 --> 00:14:58,812 Sharona, the room was locked. There was nobody else in there. 207 00:14:58,842 --> 00:15:02,923 I don't care! He didn't do it! I, he didn't do it. 208 00:15:02,950 --> 00:15:06,482 I know he didn't do it. 209 00:15:12,864 --> 00:15:16,075 You like that? You miss me? Huh? 210 00:15:16,103 --> 00:15:20,161 - I missed you. - So how long have you two been dating? 211 00:15:20,188 --> 00:15:22,450 He's just jealous 'cause you're cuter than him, 212 00:15:22,481 --> 00:15:23,810 and you smell better. 213 00:15:23,842 --> 00:15:26,015 Well, they finally spelled my name right, 214 00:15:26,046 --> 00:15:28,765 the one time I wish they hadn't. 215 00:15:28,795 --> 00:15:30,716 I can't believe I let her talk me into this. 216 00:15:30,747 --> 00:15:33,070 There are a few things that don't add up. 217 00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:34,210 What? Footprints? 218 00:15:34,243 --> 00:15:35,450 And the pill dispenser. 219 00:15:35,483 --> 00:15:37,623 Monk, there's always going to be a loose end or two. 220 00:15:37,653 --> 00:15:42,923 Lest we forget that the monkey and the victim were in a locked room alone. 221 00:15:42,948 --> 00:15:44,460 There is that. 222 00:15:44,492 --> 00:15:46,233 Look, I called the San francisco zoo, 223 00:15:46,264 --> 00:15:48,587 and they don't think a chimpanzee can fire a handgun. 224 00:15:48,618 --> 00:15:49,700 Of course he can. 225 00:15:49,733 --> 00:15:51,356 If you can peel a banana, you can fire a gun. 226 00:15:51,387 --> 00:15:53,369 - What, are you an expert now? - Are you? 227 00:15:53,401 --> 00:15:54,419 More than you. 228 00:15:54,451 --> 00:15:56,901 Hey, children, let's not fight in front of the monkey, okay? 229 00:15:56,932 --> 00:15:59,567 It's a legitimate question, and we're going to settle it 230 00:15:59,596 --> 00:16:02,740 once and for all right now. 231 00:16:02,769 --> 00:16:05,612 Lieutenant, give me that gun. 232 00:16:07,606 --> 00:16:09,437 - Is it loaded? - No, sir. 233 00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:12,689 - I emptied it myself. - Good. Okay. 234 00:16:12,718 --> 00:16:15,514 I'm going downstairs with our suspect. 235 00:16:15,543 --> 00:16:17,587 I'm going to hand him a gun, and we'll see what happens. 236 00:16:17,618 --> 00:16:18,921 Great. I'm going with you. 237 00:16:18,954 --> 00:16:22,750 No, Sharona, it's just me and Darwin. 238 00:16:22,777 --> 00:16:25,079 I'm trying to recreate the conditions in the panic room. 239 00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:28,326 I'm going to lock the door, and I'm not coming out until I'm satisfied. 240 00:16:28,355 --> 00:16:33,041 Let's go. Come on. 241 00:16:38,658 --> 00:16:42,380 Have a seat. 242 00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:56,095 So... I understand you can use tools. 243 00:16:56,975 --> 00:17:00,853 I know you've seen one of these before. 244 00:17:00,881 --> 00:17:04,225 There's a tool for you. 245 00:17:04,253 --> 00:17:07,806 - Monk, can I run a theory by you? - Sure. 246 00:17:07,834 --> 00:17:10,295 Suicide by monkey. 247 00:17:10,325 --> 00:17:13,487 - Suicide by monkey? - Yeah, 248 00:17:13,516 --> 00:17:17,316 what if Ian blackburn trained the chimp to shoot him in the panic room? 249 00:17:17,343 --> 00:17:19,028 Why would he do that? 250 00:17:19,060 --> 00:17:21,502 So his wife could collect on the insurance. 251 00:17:21,532 --> 00:17:23,331 Thus, suicide by monkey. 252 00:17:23,363 --> 00:17:25,999 Thus, theory by monkey. 253 00:17:26,028 --> 00:17:29,892 Randy, Ian blackburn had a $100,000 life insurance policy. 254 00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:34,515 Chloe is worth, what, $20 million? 255 00:17:34,541 --> 00:17:38,016 It doesn't seem worth it. 256 00:17:41,015 --> 00:17:45,303 - That's true. - You keep thinking, butch. 257 00:17:45,330 --> 00:17:48,139 You think you're pretty cute, don't you? 258 00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:51,092 Hey, get your fingers out of your ears. I'm talking to you. 259 00:17:51,121 --> 00:17:53,171 I'm talking to you. 260 00:17:53,202 --> 00:17:54,823 Are you laughing at me? 261 00:17:54,855 --> 00:17:57,792 I said, are you laughing at me. 262 00:17:57,821 --> 00:18:00,611 I think you've got an attitude problem, my friend. 263 00:18:00,641 --> 00:18:02,676 Okay, opposable thumbs. 264 00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:04,041 Whoop-de-doo. 265 00:18:04,073 --> 00:18:07,409 Here, pick it up. Here you go. 266 00:18:07,437 --> 00:18:09,329 What do you think of that? 267 00:18:09,361 --> 00:18:14,014 - Randy, do you have another piece of gum? - Yeah, sure. 268 00:18:20,012 --> 00:18:22,835 Uh-oh. 269 00:18:22,864 --> 00:18:25,968 Is there a problem? 270 00:18:28,172 --> 00:18:31,192 Wrong gun. 271 00:18:33,917 --> 00:18:35,404 Go on, pull the trigger. 272 00:18:35,436 --> 00:18:39,363 Go on, pull it. Pull it. Pull it. Pull, pull the trigger. 273 00:18:39,390 --> 00:18:41,991 You hungry, huh? 274 00:18:42,021 --> 00:18:43,877 Bang. 275 00:18:43,908 --> 00:18:45,780 Come on. 276 00:18:50,002 --> 00:18:54,078 Come on! Come on! Come on! 277 00:18:58,257 --> 00:19:01,693 Here you go. Monkey. Hey. You like that? 278 00:19:01,721 --> 00:19:05,909 Do you like him? Huh? 279 00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:11,403 Captain, open the door! Open the door! 280 00:19:11,427 --> 00:19:14,806 Go away! Go away! I'm not done yet! 281 00:19:14,835 --> 00:19:18,593 I told you to leave me alone! Go away! I'm not done yet! 282 00:19:18,620 --> 00:19:20,841 The other door! 283 00:19:31,458 --> 00:19:33,621 Captain, captain! The gun's loaded! 284 00:19:33,652 --> 00:19:35,953 Captain, the gun's loaded! 285 00:19:38,528 --> 00:19:42,481 - It's loaded! - You've got the wrong gun! It's loaded! 286 00:19:42,508 --> 00:19:43,773 Come on, come on. 287 00:19:43,806 --> 00:19:47,405 - Empty gun!??? empty! - It's loaded! 288 00:19:51,383 --> 00:19:55,181 Give me your best shot, your stupid primate! 289 00:20:07,085 --> 00:20:10,419 The case is closed. 290 00:20:10,448 --> 00:20:13,785 Sharona, you were there. He fired the gun. 291 00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:17,881 Yeah, but he didn't aim it. He didn't hit anything. 292 00:20:17,908 --> 00:20:21,139 Look, in the panic room, Ian blackburn was shot four times. 293 00:20:21,168 --> 00:20:22,545 Four shots, four hits. 294 00:20:22,577 --> 00:20:24,207 There is no way Darwin could have done that. 295 00:20:24,239 --> 00:20:26,487 - There's no way. - Maybe you're right. 296 00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:29,321 Okay, now, are you saying that because you agree with me 297 00:20:29,351 --> 00:20:30,473 or because you're afraid of me? 298 00:20:30,506 --> 00:20:33,268 I'm saying that because I'm afraid of you. 299 00:20:34,846 --> 00:20:37,884 Hey, good choice. That's the ultra 4000. 300 00:20:37,913 --> 00:20:40,945 The strongest safe in the world. Hi, I'm Kurt wolff. 301 00:20:40,974 --> 00:20:42,755 - Welcome to wolff security. - Oh, thank you, thank you. 302 00:20:42,787 --> 00:20:44,797 I'm, I'm Sharona, and this is Adrian monk. 303 00:20:44,828 --> 00:20:46,294 Hi, how are you? 304 00:20:46,326 --> 00:20:49,046 All right, well, what can I do for you guys today? 305 00:20:49,075 --> 00:20:52,133 We've got everything you'll need to sleep a little easier at night. 306 00:20:52,162 --> 00:20:54,259 Oh, I doubt that. 307 00:20:54,290 --> 00:20:56,626 Let's see, I design most of the stuff myself, 308 00:20:56,656 --> 00:21:00,804 like this necklace, for instance. Take a look. 309 00:21:00,831 --> 00:21:02,984 It shoots pepper spray. 310 00:21:03,015 --> 00:21:05,514 I custom-made it for a famous movie star. 311 00:21:05,544 --> 00:21:08,177 Joey heatherton? 312 00:21:08,207 --> 00:21:13,407 Um, I can't tell you who. All I can say is, uh, she's very beautiful. 313 00:21:13,432 --> 00:21:16,628 Joey heatherton. 314 00:21:18,184 --> 00:21:19,958 - Mr. Wolff? - Yeah? 315 00:21:19,990 --> 00:21:23,637 We're helping the police investigate the death of Ian blackburn. 316 00:21:23,665 --> 00:21:28,147 Oh. Um, according to the news, they already know who did it. 317 00:21:28,173 --> 00:21:34,735 - That monkey of his. - Well, he's a chimpanzee, okay? 318 00:21:34,757 --> 00:21:37,038 Um, you built the panic room for them, huh? 319 00:21:37,068 --> 00:21:38,527 - Is that right? - Um, yes, that's true. 320 00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:40,006 I designed it and installed it. 321 00:21:40,038 --> 00:21:42,666 Excuse me. Could I see that, please? 322 00:21:42,695 --> 00:21:44,317 Could I take a look at this? 323 00:21:44,349 --> 00:21:48,661 Sure. Excuse me. 324 00:21:48,688 --> 00:21:51,559 That $17,000 camera? 325 00:21:51,588 --> 00:21:53,959 Are you sure you're still interested? 326 00:21:53,989 --> 00:21:56,015 Okay. Well, I got to hand it to you. 327 00:21:56,046 --> 00:21:57,152 You got great taste. 328 00:21:57,185 --> 00:21:58,857 That is the best camera in the world. 329 00:21:58,889 --> 00:22:01,611 I just sold five of them to the British secret service. 330 00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:03,419 How did Chloe hire you? 331 00:22:03,451 --> 00:22:05,321 Oh, I've known Chloe for years. 332 00:22:05,352 --> 00:22:08,234 I used to do security for her band when they were on the road. 333 00:22:08,263 --> 00:22:10,411 You know, most musicians can be a little... 334 00:22:10,442 --> 00:22:12,256 - but, uh, she's okay. - The silver one. 335 00:22:12,288 --> 00:22:14,589 Good people. It's a shame what happened to them. 336 00:22:14,619 --> 00:22:16,217 Too big. That's too big. 337 00:22:16,249 --> 00:22:19,748 - So there's only one way in, huh? - Um, yeah. 338 00:22:19,776 --> 00:22:24,282 Once that door is locked, there is, you'd need a tank to get inside. 339 00:22:25,492 --> 00:22:27,450 Ah. Here we go. 340 00:22:27,481 --> 00:22:31,206 The finest camera in the world. 341 00:22:38,778 --> 00:22:43,101 - Is that it? - That's it. Thank you. 342 00:22:43,728 --> 00:22:46,481 - Let's go. - Thanks a lot. 343 00:22:46,511 --> 00:22:49,131 I already told the police everything I know. 344 00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:54,218 Well, we really appreciate your time. I, I'm a big fan. 345 00:22:54,243 --> 00:22:55,618 And what about you? 346 00:22:55,651 --> 00:23:01,128 Me, no. I haven't really listened to the pop rock 'n' roll since, uh... - Ever. 347 00:23:01,152 --> 00:23:05,058 That's about right. Ever. But I have heard of you. - Thank you. 348 00:23:05,085 --> 00:23:08,749 And not just because the monkey killed your husband. 349 00:23:08,777 --> 00:23:11,529 Can I get you something? A drink? 350 00:23:11,559 --> 00:23:13,613 No, no, no, we're okay. 351 00:23:13,644 --> 00:23:17,753 Um, we just want to ask a couple of questions, that's all. 352 00:23:17,779 --> 00:23:20,751 - Go ahead. - Go ahead. 353 00:23:20,781 --> 00:23:22,800 Go ahead. 354 00:23:22,831 --> 00:23:25,176 - Mrs. Blackburn.. - Chloe. 355 00:23:25,206 --> 00:23:28,890 Chloe blackburn. On sunday night, 356 00:23:28,918 --> 00:23:33,231 the police phoned you while they were trying to open the panic room. 357 00:23:33,257 --> 00:23:37,687 Yeah, I was in Dallas. At least, I think it was Dallas. 358 00:23:37,713 --> 00:23:39,426 It's all sort of a blur. 359 00:23:39,458 --> 00:23:44,025 And at that time, you said that Ian probably killed himself. 360 00:23:44,051 --> 00:23:46,088 Ian was clinically depressed. 361 00:23:46,119 --> 00:23:49,006 He was in therapy and on medication. 362 00:23:49,035 --> 00:23:52,639 He talked about suicide all the time. 363 00:23:52,667 --> 00:23:55,578 Did you use the panic room a lot? 364 00:23:55,607 --> 00:24:00,408 Ian did. Um, he went there to meditate and to get away from the world. 365 00:24:00,434 --> 00:24:02,857 Maybe even to get away from me. 366 00:24:02,887 --> 00:24:04,655 I don't know. 367 00:24:04,687 --> 00:24:08,356 Look, this isn't the best time for me. 368 00:24:08,384 --> 00:24:10,365 The memorial service is tomorrow. 369 00:24:10,396 --> 00:24:11,726 Maybe we can talk next week. 370 00:24:11,758 --> 00:24:14,727 Next week's too late. They're going to put Darwin to sleep. 371 00:24:14,756 --> 00:24:18,527 Good. That animal killed my husband. 372 00:24:18,555 --> 00:24:21,592 I couldn't stand having that beast around. 373 00:24:21,621 --> 00:24:24,615 - Is that all? - Um... 374 00:24:24,644 --> 00:24:27,407 I'm in mourning, Mr. Monk. 375 00:24:27,436 --> 00:24:30,720 - I really need to be alone. - Of course. 376 00:24:30,749 --> 00:24:35,949 - So then who was here last night? - Um, I had a friend over. 377 00:24:35,974 --> 00:24:40,250 - We had some wine. - Well, champagne. 378 00:24:40,276 --> 00:24:46,330 - Well, you're wearing a man's shirt. - It's my husband's. 379 00:24:46,353 --> 00:24:48,472 Now do you believe me? She's sleeping around. 380 00:24:48,503 --> 00:24:51,556 That's not a crime. In her world, it's standard operating procedure. 381 00:24:51,585 --> 00:24:53,268 Can't we get a court order? 382 00:24:53,300 --> 00:24:55,778 Adrian, they're going to put Darwin to sleep. He's innocent. 383 00:24:55,808 --> 00:24:59,391 Sharona, I'm sorry. There's nothing we can do. 384 00:25:11,139 --> 00:25:14,341 Honey, it's okay, okay. 385 00:25:15,496 --> 00:25:19,842 It's okay, honey. I got you. It's okay. 386 00:25:23,562 --> 00:25:27,490 - I hate this. - Why don't you stay out here, sir? 387 00:25:27,518 --> 00:25:32,071 - I can handle her. - Oh, you can? Since when? 388 00:25:32,907 --> 00:25:35,188 - Hey. - Sharona, we need to talk. 389 00:25:35,219 --> 00:25:40,328 - About what? - I think you know. 390 00:25:40,353 --> 00:25:42,864 What happened here? Did you have a party? 391 00:25:42,894 --> 00:25:46,597 Uh, it's Benjy. He never picks anything up. 392 00:25:46,624 --> 00:25:49,398 Sharona, where's Darwin? 393 00:25:50,159 --> 00:25:54,940 - What are you talking about? - We're going to find him. Is he here? 394 00:25:54,966 --> 00:25:59,125 Hey, will you put that away? This is my house. 395 00:25:59,152 --> 00:26:03,487 - He's killed before. - No, he hasn't. 396 00:26:03,513 --> 00:26:06,924 Sharona... we know that you took him. 397 00:26:06,953 --> 00:26:09,866 Now, either you tell us where he is, or I'm going to have to take you in. 398 00:26:09,895 --> 00:26:12,738 That is the law. 399 00:26:12,767 --> 00:26:15,567 Living room secure. I'm heading to the kitchen. 400 00:26:15,597 --> 00:26:21,727 Randy...you don't have to use the walkie-talkie. I'm 10 feet away. 401 00:26:21,750 --> 00:26:25,639 Roger. Roger that. 402 00:26:30,038 --> 00:26:34,354 - Hey, what happened here? - Benjy threw up. 403 00:26:34,381 --> 00:26:38,770 - On the wall? - It was pretty awful. 404 00:26:38,796 --> 00:26:42,433 Kitchen secure. 405 00:26:43,459 --> 00:26:45,931 Monkey! Monkey! Monkey! 406 00:26:45,961 --> 00:26:50,706 False alarm! False alarm. 407 00:26:51,261 --> 00:26:53,875 False alarm. Stuffed bear. 408 00:26:53,905 --> 00:26:57,292 - Give me that. - Sharona... 409 00:26:58,735 --> 00:27:00,507 You were seen. 410 00:27:00,539 --> 00:27:02,138 The animal shelter has a surveillance camera. 411 00:27:02,170 --> 00:27:05,403 It recorded your car's license plate as you drove away. 412 00:27:05,431 --> 00:27:07,932 They were going to kill him. 413 00:27:07,962 --> 00:27:12,278 Are you going to tell me where he is? 414 00:27:12,305 --> 00:27:13,565 I can't. 415 00:27:13,597 --> 00:27:16,025 Then I'm going to have to arrest you 416 00:27:16,055 --> 00:27:18,702 for breaking and entering and obstruction. 417 00:27:18,732 --> 00:27:21,130 Go ahead. 418 00:27:21,161 --> 00:27:24,837 - You have the right to remain silent. - Oh, Randy, give me a break. 419 00:27:24,864 --> 00:27:29,516 Damn it, Sharona, you're under arrest. Just turn around. 420 00:27:31,446 --> 00:27:35,395 - Mom. - Benjy, hey. 421 00:27:35,423 --> 00:27:36,770 What are you doing? 422 00:27:36,802 --> 00:27:41,281 Um, your mom bet Randy that she could get out of his handcuffs, 423 00:27:41,307 --> 00:27:45,778 and, uh, she couldn't, so, uh... 424 00:27:45,804 --> 00:27:50,635 Take them off. Take them off. 425 00:27:56,024 --> 00:27:59,048 - Benjy, you were right. - About what? 426 00:27:59,077 --> 00:28:01,367 About standing up for that little boy in school. 427 00:28:01,398 --> 00:28:03,023 You did the right thing. 428 00:28:03,055 --> 00:28:07,253 So now I'm standing up for somebody who can't protect himself. 429 00:28:07,279 --> 00:28:11,250 - You mean Darwin? - Yeah. 430 00:28:12,292 --> 00:28:14,804 Look, everything's going to be okay, all right? 431 00:28:14,834 --> 00:28:18,678 Captain Stottlemeyer's going to take you to aunt Gail's, 432 00:28:18,705 --> 00:28:23,404 and you tell her to call Adrian. He'll know what to do... 433 00:28:23,430 --> 00:28:27,269 after I tell him. All right. 434 00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:40,137 Hi. Remember me? 435 00:28:40,163 --> 00:28:44,085 Adrian, it's only been two hours. Come on. 436 00:28:44,768 --> 00:28:46,999 - How's Benjy? - Oh, he's good. 437 00:28:47,030 --> 00:28:50,346 I just talked to him. Said he's very proud of you. 438 00:28:50,374 --> 00:28:53,156 - Yeah. - Oh. 439 00:28:53,186 --> 00:28:56,336 Oh. Wipe. Sharona, wipe. 440 00:28:56,364 --> 00:28:57,877 I don't have any wipes. I'm in jail. 441 00:28:57,909 --> 00:29:01,790 Oh, what is it? Oh, my god, get it off me. 442 00:29:01,818 --> 00:29:03,688 Oh, god, get it off. It's jail goo. 443 00:29:03,719 --> 00:29:06,520 - This is, this is jail goo. - You know what? You know what? 444 00:29:06,549 --> 00:29:07,954 I put an extra wipe in your pocket. 445 00:29:07,987 --> 00:29:11,086 Give me, give me the wipe. 446 00:29:11,114 --> 00:29:14,351 Oh, god. It's connected. 447 00:29:14,380 --> 00:29:18,056 Will you please relax? I'm in no mood. 448 00:29:19,900 --> 00:29:22,267 Oh, my god. Jail goo. God. 449 00:29:22,298 --> 00:29:27,299 Oh. 450 00:29:28,084 --> 00:29:30,437 Listen, Sharona, 451 00:29:30,468 --> 00:29:33,016 you have to tell the police where Darwin is. 452 00:29:33,046 --> 00:29:36,504 - Please. - I can't do that. They'll kill him. 453 00:29:36,532 --> 00:29:37,653 I'm falling apart here. 454 00:29:37,686 --> 00:29:39,411 Look, if you want me out of here, 455 00:29:39,442 --> 00:29:41,962 all you have to do is prove that Darwin is innocent. 456 00:29:41,992 --> 00:29:44,831 - I think Chloe did it. - Chloe? How? 457 00:29:44,860 --> 00:29:49,906 I don't know. You're the genius. You figure it out. 458 00:31:33,731 --> 00:31:37,877 Dr, Dr. Kroger, please. 459 00:31:37,903 --> 00:31:41,157 It's Adrian monk. 460 00:31:41,186 --> 00:31:45,974 Yes. When, when do you expect him back? 461 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,827 I understand. 462 00:31:48,856 --> 00:31:51,231 Well, it is, uh.. 463 00:31:51,261 --> 00:31:54,287 it is rather important. 464 00:31:54,316 --> 00:31:57,754 All right, good bye. Thank you. 465 00:32:23,216 --> 00:32:27,005 - Adrian, are you all right? - Dr. Kroger, yes. Thank you for coming. 466 00:32:27,032 --> 00:32:29,138 Well, yeah, I usually don't make house calls, 467 00:32:29,169 --> 00:32:31,047 but you said that it couldn't wait. 468 00:32:31,078 --> 00:32:33,430 Would you like some juice? There's an ape in my house. 469 00:32:33,461 --> 00:32:34,862 I have an ape in my house. 470 00:32:34,894 --> 00:32:40,758 Well, I've never, I've never been to your house before. 471 00:32:41,446 --> 00:32:45,988 Adrian, is, is that Darwin from the murder case? 472 00:32:46,014 --> 00:32:51,141 Well, uh, uh, Uh, maybe, maybe you should just call the police. 473 00:32:51,166 --> 00:32:55,691 I can't do that. Sharona left him here. 474 00:32:55,717 --> 00:33:00,265 She, she's protecting him. She'd never forgive me. 475 00:33:00,291 --> 00:33:02,936 Hmm. Thank you. Thank you. 476 00:33:02,966 --> 00:33:06,844 Um, okay, okay. Why don't we just leave him here and 477 00:33:06,871 --> 00:33:09,479 - and we'll just go back to my office? - I can't do that, either. 478 00:33:09,509 --> 00:33:12,755 She expects me to take care of him. 479 00:33:12,784 --> 00:33:16,756 Well, you know, Adrian, I, I can see that, that your space has been violated, 480 00:33:16,783 --> 00:33:21,758 and I think you're handling it very well. I'm, I'm proud of you. 481 00:33:21,783 --> 00:33:26,482 - How do, how do you feel? - I'm fine. These things happen. 482 00:33:26,508 --> 00:33:28,818 - What can you do? - Exactly, exactly. 483 00:33:28,848 --> 00:33:31,748 See, these are all just material objects. 484 00:33:31,778 --> 00:33:38,529 You know, you can always replace anything that he breaks or chews or...pees on. 485 00:33:38,550 --> 00:33:42,299 Chews or pees on. Chews or pees on. 486 00:33:42,327 --> 00:33:44,902 Where are you? Are you in here? 487 00:33:44,932 --> 00:33:48,172 Hey, monk, did you put this up? 488 00:33:48,201 --> 00:33:51,038 You can't sell this house. You're renting. 489 00:33:51,067 --> 00:33:55,296 - I can't live here anymore. - But it's not your house. 490 00:33:55,323 --> 00:33:58,432 - Chews or pees on. - What are you, mental? 491 00:33:58,461 --> 00:34:00,818 Excuse me. I'm Adrian's psychiatrist Dr. Kroger. 492 00:34:00,848 --> 00:34:04,746 You are... - I'm Leo navarro. I'm Adrian's landlord. 493 00:34:04,773 --> 00:34:06,043 What the hell is going on here? 494 00:34:06,076 --> 00:34:08,657 Adrian is having a dissociative episode. 495 00:34:08,687 --> 00:34:11,833 He's just not thinking straight. 496 00:34:11,861 --> 00:34:14,792 What the hell is that? No pets allowed. 497 00:34:14,822 --> 00:34:18,125 You know the rules. Hey! 498 00:34:18,153 --> 00:34:21,066 Get off of that! 499 00:34:28,219 --> 00:34:30,562 What did I do? 500 00:34:32,492 --> 00:34:36,128 Excuse me. Let me try something. 501 00:34:51,205 --> 00:34:53,702 What, he hates bald guys? 502 00:34:53,732 --> 00:34:57,832 Ad, Adrian, what's, what's going on? 503 00:34:57,859 --> 00:35:02,155 I think I just solved the case. 504 00:35:03,518 --> 00:35:08,973 I think I know what happened in that panic room. 505 00:35:12,340 --> 00:35:15,385 It was here the whole time. I can't believe we missed it. 506 00:35:15,414 --> 00:35:17,439 - What is it? - Digital tape recorder. 507 00:35:17,470 --> 00:35:21,254 Ian blackburn used to record memos to himself. 508 00:35:21,282 --> 00:35:25,926 Look...the record switch is still in the on position. 509 00:35:25,951 --> 00:35:28,203 I think it might have recorded the murder. 510 00:35:28,234 --> 00:35:31,064 - Well, let's just play it back. - No, no, we can't touch it. It's broken. 511 00:35:31,093 --> 00:35:33,481 If we move it, we might damage the chip. 512 00:35:33,512 --> 00:35:36,294 The FBI will be here tomorrow with a tech crew. 513 00:35:36,323 --> 00:35:40,380 - It'll be safe in there until then, right? - Uh, yes, sir. 514 00:35:40,407 --> 00:35:43,083 Safer than the bank of England. 515 00:35:43,113 --> 00:35:44,558 - Here's the key for you. - Good deal. 516 00:35:44,590 --> 00:35:46,935 - Is there anything else, uh... - No, that'll do it. 517 00:35:46,965 --> 00:35:48,701 - Thank you very much. - All right. 518 00:35:48,733 --> 00:35:51,189 - When's the FBI coming? - First thing in the morning. 519 00:35:51,219 --> 00:35:55,269 Excuse me. - I can't wait to hear what's on that tape. 520 00:35:55,296 --> 00:36:01,022 We'll finally know exactly what happened in there. - Yep. 521 00:36:04,910 --> 00:36:07,101 - Ow! - Sharona? 522 00:36:07,132 --> 00:36:09,557 - Adrian? - Shh! Over here! 523 00:36:09,587 --> 00:36:12,028 Come here, come here. 524 00:36:12,058 --> 00:36:14,282 Sit down. 525 00:36:14,908 --> 00:36:16,502 - Are you okay? - I'm okay. 526 00:36:16,534 --> 00:36:18,477 - Are you okay? - I'm okay. 527 00:36:18,508 --> 00:36:19,774 I'm okay, too. 528 00:36:19,806 --> 00:36:22,815 I think we're all really okay. 529 00:36:22,844 --> 00:36:25,438 By the way, I found your monkey. 530 00:36:25,468 --> 00:36:26,972 Oh, god, I'm sorry about that. 531 00:36:27,004 --> 00:36:28,224 Look, I'll help you clean it up. 532 00:36:28,257 --> 00:36:30,077 Nah, I'll be fine. 533 00:36:30,108 --> 00:36:32,308 I've got 17 maids in there working on it. 534 00:36:32,339 --> 00:36:35,288 Shh! He's going to hear us. 535 00:36:35,317 --> 00:36:36,592 We're on a stakeout. 536 00:36:36,624 --> 00:36:38,127 Look, so, so what's going on? 537 00:36:38,159 --> 00:36:40,388 They let me out, but they didn't tell me anything. 538 00:36:40,419 --> 00:36:42,253 You were right about the chimp. 539 00:36:42,284 --> 00:36:43,621 He wasn't involved at all. 540 00:36:43,653 --> 00:36:45,518 You were right about Chloe, too. 541 00:36:45,550 --> 00:36:48,364 She had a lover. They were in on it together. 542 00:36:48,393 --> 00:36:51,422 - They killed her husband. - Now, are you sure? 543 00:36:51,451 --> 00:36:54,713 There was a witness. Your new boyfriend Darwin. 544 00:36:54,742 --> 00:36:57,072 Actually, Darwin solved the case. 545 00:36:57,102 --> 00:37:02,160 Yesterday at my apartment, my landlord came in. Darwin went berserk. 546 00:37:02,185 --> 00:37:07,165 Then I remembered he acted the same way on monday 547 00:37:07,190 --> 00:37:10,494 when he saw the animal control officer. 548 00:37:10,523 --> 00:37:12,763 The two men have something in common. 549 00:37:12,793 --> 00:37:17,031 - They're both bald. - Bald. 550 00:37:17,058 --> 00:37:21,318 - Darwin is afraid of bald men. - Why wouldn't he be? 551 00:37:21,345 --> 00:37:25,281 Ian blackburn was killed by a bald man, and Darwin saw it happen. 552 00:37:25,308 --> 00:37:28,835 A bald man, the security guy. Kurt wolff. 553 00:37:28,863 --> 00:37:32,475 The man who built the panic room. 554 00:37:32,503 --> 00:37:35,619 When he installed it, he built a secret crawl space. 555 00:37:35,648 --> 00:37:37,705 It goes from the basement to the panic room. 556 00:37:37,736 --> 00:37:40,841 There's a secret panel behind the furnace. We found it last night. 557 00:37:40,870 --> 00:37:44,232 Excuse me, would you stop pointing that in my face? 558 00:37:44,260 --> 00:37:46,725 - But you're talking. - You can hear me talking. 559 00:37:46,755 --> 00:37:50,611 You don't need to see me talking. You know it's me. 560 00:37:52,639 --> 00:37:56,206 Thank you. 561 00:37:58,718 --> 00:38:06,818 - He needs to see you. - Okay, fine. 562 00:38:06,837 --> 00:38:12,935 So why? - Love and money, the oldest motive in the world. 563 00:38:12,958 --> 00:38:15,435 Chloe met Wolff when he was doing security for her, 564 00:38:15,465 --> 00:38:18,143 and they hooked up, as the kids would say. 565 00:38:18,173 --> 00:38:20,735 The divorce would have cost her $10 million. 566 00:38:20,765 --> 00:38:24,960 So they were planning this for, like, a year? - Exactly. 567 00:38:24,986 --> 00:38:28,800 Kurt didn't build the panic room to protect Ian blackburn. 568 00:38:28,828 --> 00:38:30,347 He built it to kill him. 569 00:38:30,379 --> 00:38:33,727 The plan was to make it look like a suicide. 570 00:38:33,755 --> 00:38:35,093 It was a brilliant plan. 571 00:38:35,125 --> 00:38:37,912 That night Wolff snuck into the panic room. 572 00:38:37,942 --> 00:38:39,688 He set the test alarm button, so the alarm rang, 573 00:38:39,719 --> 00:38:44,133 but only inside the house. 574 00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:47,142 That's how he lured Ian into the panic room. 575 00:38:47,171 --> 00:38:52,284 The plan was for Ian to be found dead the next day in a locked room. 576 00:38:52,309 --> 00:38:54,611 Everybody would think that he killed himself. 577 00:38:54,641 --> 00:38:56,966 There would be no other explanation. 578 00:38:56,997 --> 00:38:59,454 It was a perfect plan. 579 00:38:59,484 --> 00:39:01,287 Not quite perfect. 580 00:39:01,318 --> 00:39:04,867 They didn't count on one thing. 581 00:39:04,895 --> 00:39:07,354 Darwin. 582 00:39:09,583 --> 00:39:13,867 Darwin must have grabbed for the gun, and there was a struggle. 583 00:39:19,653 --> 00:39:23,109 Ian was shot four times, twice in the back. 584 00:39:23,138 --> 00:39:25,840 Their suicide story wasn't going to fly. 585 00:39:25,869 --> 00:39:29,692 - So he framed Darwin? - Well, it was a long shot, 586 00:39:29,720 --> 00:39:33,146 but what else could he do? 587 00:39:33,174 --> 00:39:37,304 Of course, now he had to explain what Ian was doing in the panic room, 588 00:39:37,331 --> 00:39:39,478 So as he left, he broke a window 589 00:39:39,509 --> 00:39:43,626 to make it look like a burglar had tried to get in. 590 00:39:43,652 --> 00:39:50,293 And that's how we found it. Broken window, killer monkey. 591 00:39:50,315 --> 00:39:54,648 - Can we prove it? - That's why we're here. 592 00:39:54,675 --> 00:39:59,261 Shh. He's here. He took the bait. 593 00:39:59,287 --> 00:40:02,997 He's in the basement. He just climbed into the crawl space. 594 00:40:03,025 --> 00:40:09,513 Okay. It's showtime. 595 00:40:36,474 --> 00:40:39,468 - What took you so long? - Were you looking for this? 596 00:40:39,497 --> 00:40:42,021 You shouldn't have bothered. We already played it. 597 00:40:42,051 --> 00:40:45,204 There's nothing on it. 598 00:40:45,233 --> 00:40:48,952 Ah, this is all going to go bad. Would you excuse me? 599 00:40:48,980 --> 00:40:53,274 You're under arrest, Mr. Wolff, for the murder of Ian blackburn. 600 00:40:53,300 --> 00:40:58,379 You have a right to remain silent. 601 00:41:13,554 --> 00:41:16,823 Uh, can we, can we go now? 602 00:41:16,851 --> 00:41:19,657 - Hey, Darwin. Hey, buddy. - Hey, Darwin, hey. 603 00:41:19,687 --> 00:41:21,917 How you doing? You remember us? 604 00:41:21,947 --> 00:41:24,016 - Oh, he asks about you all the time. - Really? Is he doing good? 605 00:41:24,047 --> 00:41:26,070 He's fine, as long as I keep my hat on. 606 00:41:26,101 --> 00:41:29,867 He still doesn't like guys who are b, a, l, d. 607 00:41:29,895 --> 00:41:32,111 Bald. 608 00:41:32,141 --> 00:41:33,566 So what's going to happen to him? 609 00:41:33,598 --> 00:41:35,195 Well, he's off to the san francisco zoo, 610 00:41:35,227 --> 00:41:37,520 where he's going to be treated like a prince. 611 00:41:37,551 --> 00:41:39,168 They say you can come visit anytime you want. 612 00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:41,138 You, Benjy, and Mr. Monk have a lifetime pass. 613 00:41:41,169 --> 00:41:43,353 Oh, a lifetime pass to the zoo. 614 00:41:43,383 --> 00:41:46,174 Your mom's a hero. 615 00:41:46,204 --> 00:41:49,049 - Is this for me? Is that for me? - He's saying thank you. 616 00:41:49,078 --> 00:41:51,192 Yeah, that's good. Then we have to go. 617 00:41:51,223 --> 00:41:53,023 Mr. Monk, he's trying to say something to you. 618 00:41:53,054 --> 00:41:54,584 No, that's okay. We got to go. 619 00:41:54,616 --> 00:41:58,337 No, no, no, no. 620 00:42:00,894 --> 00:42:03,971 Wipe. Wipe, wipe. God. 621 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:07,541 Worse than jail goo. 622 00:42:07,591 --> 00:42:12,141 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 49662

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