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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:20,599 He likes his chin being tickled. 2 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:22,759 And his chest. 3 00:00:22,760 --> 00:00:24,559 You know how I knows he likes it? 4 00:00:24,560 --> 00:00:26,079 Cos that little leg goes up. 5 00:00:26,080 --> 00:00:29,279 He's sort of saying, "Thank you, that's my favouritest". 6 00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:31,799 Can't push it down. Not when he's enjoying himself. 7 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:34,999 Look. He's showing, "No, I'm enjoying it." 8 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:37,759 That leg, it's like a little signal. He's going, 9 00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:40,839 "Keep doing it. My leg's up - what does that tell you, Derek?" 10 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:44,840 Tells me you wants me to keep doing it. "Correct." 11 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:47,159 I can't believe my luck when I sees Ivor. 12 00:00:47,160 --> 00:00:49,559 I loves every dog in here, I loves every animal in here. 13 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:52,439 I loves every animal. But Ivor is my favouritest of all. 14 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:53,719 I don't know why. 15 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:55,359 It's unexplainable. 16 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:58,199 It's just summat about him. Makes me feel funny. 17 00:00:58,200 --> 00:01:01,839 Makes me feel funny in my throat and then my heart, and everything. 18 00:01:01,840 --> 00:01:05,079 And in my brain, all over really. 19 00:01:05,080 --> 00:01:07,170 He feels it in his leg. 20 00:01:07,501 --> 00:01:12,435 Subtitles by MemoryOnSmells http://UKsubtitles.ru. 21 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:13,919 My best day ever. 22 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:16,479 The... All the animals from the Medway Centre are in again, 23 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:18,799 and the old people cuddle them and everything. 24 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:21,439 Good for them. Good for the animals, good for the old people. 25 00:01:21,440 --> 00:01:23,119 I cuddles them, too. 26 00:01:23,120 --> 00:01:25,359 We're also doing our own art class, aren't we, Kev? 27 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:27,599 Yeah. Erm... I'm doing both. 28 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:31,199 I'm playing with the animals and I'm trying to make Ivor. 29 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:33,319 But he keeps wriggling and running away. 30 00:01:33,320 --> 00:01:35,119 It's difficult, so I do it from memory. 31 00:01:35,120 --> 00:01:36,319 Look. My favourite bit. 32 00:01:36,320 --> 00:01:37,639 His little sausage tail. 33 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:40,079 Anyway, it's no good, I know it's no good, 34 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:41,719 but I likes doing it. I'm not good. 35 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:42,959 Kev's really good at art. 36 00:01:42,960 --> 00:01:45,399 Cheers mate. Always loved art. 37 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:47,079 Since I was a little kid. 38 00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:49,519 Thought I'd be able to do something with it, 39 00:01:49,520 --> 00:01:51,959 but I found drink and lost my way a bit, I guess. 40 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:54,359 I've always been an artist. 41 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:56,159 Piss artist. 42 00:01:56,160 --> 00:01:59,599 That's right, mate, laugh at a bloke's addiction. 43 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:01,119 Addiction? 44 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:02,959 There's no such thing, is there? 45 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:05,199 It's just will power, in't it? You know what I mean? 46 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:06,719 "Oh, I can't stop drinking" 47 00:02:06,720 --> 00:02:08,319 Well, just stop drinking, you know? 48 00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:10,399 "Drugs are killing me". Don't take drugs. 49 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:11,679 It's that simple, in't it? 50 00:02:11,680 --> 00:02:12,919 "I'm a fat greedy bastard." 51 00:02:12,920 --> 00:02:14,639 Don't eat all the cakes. 52 00:02:14,640 --> 00:02:15,959 You know what I mean? 53 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:18,799 I had a neighbour's kid, right - he was, uh, 54 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:21,319 he was absolute tear-away at school, right. 55 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:24,439 They go, "Oh, he's bipolar, he's dyslexic". 56 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:25,759 No, he's not. 57 00:02:25,760 --> 00:02:29,760 Moody little fucker, can't read. 58 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:35,959 My elbows hurt a bit. 59 00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:39,960 Yeah, yeah, take a break. 60 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:42,719 Keeps him busy, don't it? 61 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:45,079 Right. That's enough for today. 62 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:47,839 Derek, we're going on a scavenger hunt. What for? 63 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:49,479 More stuff. More junk. 64 00:02:49,480 --> 00:02:51,679 Not now. I wants to play with the animals. 65 00:02:51,680 --> 00:02:53,559 Animals are going now anyway, Derek. Why? 66 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:55,639 Ivor gets tired very quickly now. 67 00:02:55,640 --> 00:02:57,159 Does he? 68 00:02:57,160 --> 00:02:59,719 He's got a check-up this afternoon. What's that? 69 00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:01,359 Just a once over, like an MOT. 70 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:02,799 MOT. 71 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:04,479 Check his blood, all that. 72 00:03:04,480 --> 00:03:05,839 Change the oil. 73 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:08,319 Bye, Ivor. 74 00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:10,999 Why aren't ya jumping around? He's not himself is he? 75 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:12,359 Not himself. 76 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:14,919 Say "bye". Bye, Ivor. 77 00:03:14,920 --> 00:03:18,679 OK. I ain't got long now, I can't collect scrap all day. 78 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:19,959 I got a job. 79 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:21,559 Unlike you. 80 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:24,359 I'll choose to ignore that, mate. My mind is on a higher plain. 81 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:26,559 Is it? Yeah. I'm an outsider artist. 82 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:29,279 You should be outside, mate. You don't even work here. 83 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:31,359 No. What I mean is I get, you know, found objects 84 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:33,279 to create powerful sculptures. 85 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:35,959 That's going to be a robot. 86 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:38,159 You're not doing it in here. It's dangerous. 87 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:39,799 Oh, Kev, you can't have that in here. 88 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:42,519 Oh, for fuckin' hell. It's GBH of the lugholes, in't it? 89 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:45,279 Come on, take it down to Geoff's workshop I don't want it in there! 90 00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:47,919 Then take it outside Geoff's workshop, OK? Jesus Christ! 91 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:50,679 You can't leave it here. Come on, Derek. 92 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:53,519 Look at this! I know. That catches someone...! 93 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:55,439 All right. Unbelievable, in't it? 94 00:03:55,440 --> 00:03:57,199 Bet it could electrocute a dog. 95 00:03:57,200 --> 00:03:58,599 Be careful, Derek 96 00:03:58,600 --> 00:04:01,439 That's scuffling. It's scuffling the carpet, and that's metal. 97 00:04:01,440 --> 00:04:04,119 Down there, look at that. If that catches someone going by - 98 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:05,719 and with dogs running about? 99 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:08,519 OK, leave it out! Just saying. You can see he's doing it, can't ya? 100 00:04:08,520 --> 00:04:12,520 He's doing it, he's doing it. All right. I don't want to see it again. 101 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:17,119 Mind the telly! 102 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:18,999 What are you doing, then? 103 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:21,239 What? Are you getting on with anything, or just... 104 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:23,239 I'm sorting this place out, mate. Yeah...! 105 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:25,679 Get rid of undesirables like that. 106 00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:27,399 He's not undesirable. I likes him. 107 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:29,319 You like everything though, don't you? 108 00:04:29,320 --> 00:04:31,039 Better than not liking anything. 109 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:33,839 I'd rather like things than not like it, like you. I like things. 110 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:36,839 It's making me angry. Come on...! What? 111 00:04:36,840 --> 00:04:38,159 Lay off, Geoff, yeah? 112 00:04:38,160 --> 00:04:41,159 Oh, sorry, have I wound him up, have I touched a nerve. Sorry, mate. 113 00:04:41,160 --> 00:04:45,160 Common sense has just gone out the window in this place. 114 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:51,119 Does my head in, this place. 115 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:54,919 It is not conducive to building a fine sculpture of a robot. 116 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:58,399 With a monster cock. 117 00:04:58,400 --> 00:05:01,599 I hate to agree with Geoff but he has got a point, you know. 118 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:03,079 Kev shouldn't be here, 119 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:05,559 but he definitely shouldn't be here 120 00:05:05,560 --> 00:05:09,079 with a trolley full of saws and rusty old spikes. 121 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:11,399 I need to borrow the soldering iron, mate. 122 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:12,719 I can't let you have that. 123 00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:14,959 Shut up. You're not qualified. It's not yours, is it? 124 00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:17,559 It's not yours either. Oh, really? Don't lose it! 125 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:20,039 Oh, don't lose it? Yeah! Oh, really? Don't lose it? Yeah! 126 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:22,999 I was going to take it upstairs and lose it, mate. That's why I want it. 127 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:27,000 I was going to lose it for you. What? Prat. 128 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:36,279 I mean, you know, this job is stressful enough without 129 00:05:36,280 --> 00:05:39,319 having to worry about Kev and his latest hobby. 130 00:05:39,320 --> 00:05:41,959 You know, dragging in loads of contaminated junk. 131 00:05:41,960 --> 00:05:45,960 I don't want to have to give a 90-year-old a tetanus jab. 132 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:50,199 And my personal life isn't going great, to be honest. 133 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:52,439 You know, Tom has just dropped the bombshell - 134 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:54,879 that he's thinking about going back in the merchant navy. 135 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:57,359 So I'm not having a good time at the moment. 136 00:05:57,360 --> 00:05:59,599 Seriously. What's your problem? I need to work. 137 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:01,439 I don't see the point of a relationship 138 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:04,559 where you only see each other for a couple of weeks a year. 139 00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:06,359 I don't want that. 140 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:08,119 I'm going to make that clear. 141 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:09,519 You need to grow up. 142 00:06:09,520 --> 00:06:12,599 How's getting a job not growing up? Because you're running away. 143 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:14,799 I'm not running away. I'd be going to earn some money 144 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:16,839 then coming home again like normal people do. 145 00:06:16,840 --> 00:06:18,199 Oh, so screw the relationship. 146 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:20,399 Screwing it? That's helping our relationship. 147 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:23,079 I thought we were trying for a baby? We did try for a baby. 148 00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:24,719 We DID? Right. That was it? 149 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:28,720 That was my one chance? Who the fuck are you - Henry VIII?! 150 00:06:28,840 --> 00:06:30,879 What happened there? 151 00:06:30,880 --> 00:06:33,079 Just so we're clear - if you decide to get on that boat 152 00:06:33,080 --> 00:06:35,439 then you've made the decision that we're splitting up. 153 00:06:35,440 --> 00:06:36,679 No. That is not my decision. 154 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:39,319 You're saying if I get on the boat it means we are splitting up - 155 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:42,119 that's your decision. Oh, so you have decided to get on the boat... 156 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:46,120 What is going on?! You're getting oil all over the place! For fuck's sake! 157 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:48,079 Have a word with her Tom? 158 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:50,039 Pop a muzzle on it, mate. 159 00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:51,999 Kev, that's... 160 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:54,359 Oh, come off it! This is ridiculous! 161 00:06:54,360 --> 00:06:56,559 He made me do it. He's making me... 162 00:06:56,560 --> 00:06:59,039 You can't put this shit through an old people's home! 163 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:02,039 He's making a robot. 164 00:07:02,040 --> 00:07:05,039 Yeah. I think Hannah's going through a lot at the moment. 165 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:08,239 I don't even know if I could do what she does. 166 00:07:08,240 --> 00:07:10,199 I think she's a bit of a saint. 167 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:12,799 She proper takes the weight of the world on her shoulders, 168 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:14,079 d'you know what I mean, like? 169 00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:16,999 I see her... She does everything here, like she looks after them all. 170 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,599 She's always got a smile on her face, but I see her. 171 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:21,119 She does get stressed sometimes, 172 00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:24,319 but she just deals with it. She's amazing. 173 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:26,639 This job comes with a lot of challenges 174 00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:29,119 and Kev's just one of them to be honest. 175 00:07:29,120 --> 00:07:33,120 Www-dot-sweethearts-online-dot-com. 176 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:35,959 Derek Noakes. There we are. 177 00:07:35,960 --> 00:07:37,719 I knew it. 178 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:40,239 "Sorry, you're inbox is empty" 179 00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:43,519 It's always going to be empty. No one wants to go out with me. 180 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:45,199 You'll be alright, mate. 181 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:47,439 I know what it's like to feel down. 182 00:07:47,440 --> 00:07:51,440 Believe it or not, I used to think I'd never make anything of my life. 183 00:07:55,480 --> 00:07:57,359 Is that it? That... finish there. 184 00:07:57,360 --> 00:07:58,519 Thanks, Kev. 185 00:07:58,520 --> 00:07:59,639 Poor Derek. 186 00:07:59,640 --> 00:08:02,159 Fancy having Kev as a life coach. 187 00:08:02,160 --> 00:08:04,199 That's bad news, in't it? 188 00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:07,199 I can't help him. I can't give him any advice. 189 00:08:07,200 --> 00:08:09,519 What do I know about relationships? 190 00:08:09,520 --> 00:08:12,199 You know. Got to sort my own life out. 191 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:16,200 Need to talk to Tom about... what we're doing. 192 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:20,799 I don't want to scare him, don't want to lose him... 193 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:23,879 but, you know, I need to know we've got a secure future 194 00:08:23,880 --> 00:08:27,880 or what's the point? 195 00:08:28,480 --> 00:08:31,479 I mean, it's her rule, it's, it's... it doesn't make sense. 196 00:08:31,480 --> 00:08:33,039 I should be able to earn a living. 197 00:08:33,040 --> 00:08:34,639 I need to earn a living. 198 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:38,039 I don't see why that means you can't have a relationship. 199 00:08:38,040 --> 00:08:40,559 As well. I don't want to break up. 200 00:08:40,560 --> 00:08:43,520 I...I love her. I want to be with her, but I want to... 201 00:08:44,760 --> 00:08:48,760 ..provide. 202 00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:51,119 My dad's not very well, so I broughts his whiskey. 203 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:53,199 Says it makes him feel better. 204 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:56,679 He says it's his best medicine. 205 00:08:56,680 --> 00:08:58,039 Look, he's in bed. 206 00:08:58,040 --> 00:09:00,079 And you lot can fuck off! 207 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:01,439 Sorry. 208 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:04,359 He's perked up a bit, han't he? 209 00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:06,239 Derek, what's that? What? 210 00:09:06,240 --> 00:09:08,079 What's that? I ain't got nothing. 211 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:09,719 Come on. 212 00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:11,759 He can't have that. He wants his whiskey. 213 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:14,079 Says it makes him feel better. He can't have whiskey. 214 00:09:14,080 --> 00:09:15,439 He says its his best medicine. 215 00:09:15,440 --> 00:09:18,079 It won't make him feel better, it'll make him feel worse. 216 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:19,999 The doctor said no. And I said no. OK? 217 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:21,679 You got to be cruel to be kind. 218 00:09:21,680 --> 00:09:24,320 I'm going to confiscate this till he feels better. 219 00:09:32,320 --> 00:09:35,119 Where's the whiskey? 220 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:37,159 Hannah CONSIFICATED it, 221 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:39,079 because you can't have it, 222 00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:42,559 cos you gotta be cruel to be kind. 223 00:09:42,560 --> 00:09:46,560 There were people on the Titanic who pushed away their pudding. 224 00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:51,319 I don't know what that means. But you can't have your whiskey. 225 00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:54,039 Oh, for fuck's sake, I want my whiskey! 226 00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:57,159 I should never have allowed you to bring me here. 227 00:09:57,160 --> 00:09:59,360 Now he's ill AND angry. 228 00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:06,679 People always want to live a long life. 229 00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:08,239 Live a fun life. 230 00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:12,240 Yeah... If you don't smoke and drink you live another ten years. 231 00:10:13,560 --> 00:10:16,239 But they're the worst ten years. 232 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:18,839 Helps you forget things, dun'it, drink? 233 00:10:18,840 --> 00:10:20,599 That's why people drinks. 234 00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:23,959 Cos they want to feel better. 235 00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:25,559 Why Kev drinks. 236 00:10:25,560 --> 00:10:27,719 I worrys about Kev, drinking. 237 00:10:27,720 --> 00:10:31,720 I worry about my dad but my dad's old. 238 00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:35,239 Kev drinks too much. He's always drunk. 239 00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:38,079 He don't hurt anyone. Except himself. 240 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:39,879 Everything's bad for you, 241 00:10:39,880 --> 00:10:42,359 but I won't judge people for having a drink. 242 00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:43,999 I mean life's hard. 243 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:47,999 But you have to know that you roll the dice. 244 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,799 It's your choice. 245 00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:51,959 You take your chances. 246 00:10:51,960 --> 00:10:54,239 Yeah, I drink. So what? 247 00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:56,239 Deal with it. 248 00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:57,559 I'm a drinker. 249 00:10:57,560 --> 00:10:59,079 It's what I do. 250 00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:01,959 Beats my reality. 251 00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:03,679 I don't push drink onto anyone, 252 00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:07,599 so don't push your sobriety onto me, please. 253 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:09,279 I don't drink, I don't create. 254 00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:12,479 I don't create, I'm nobody. 255 00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:14,879 Ahh, I got... I tried it. 256 00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:18,559 When I was sober I tried to make stuff, picked up a toaster, 257 00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:20,039 didn't see anything. 258 00:11:20,040 --> 00:11:24,040 Had a drink - looked like a giant robot minge. 259 00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:26,519 But, yeah, I like doing my art. Yeah. 260 00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:30,520 It gives me pleasure, and it doesn't cause any harm, does it? 261 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:34,039 It's nice to express what's going on in my head. 262 00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:37,239 Add a bit of beauty to the world, hopefully. 263 00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:39,999 Robocock. 264 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:43,079 Or Exsperminator. 265 00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:46,639 Or Hard-on-D2. 266 00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:48,879 OK. Yeah. 267 00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:51,719 OK. We'll... We'll see you later. 268 00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:55,719 Thanks. Bye. 269 00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:59,720 Ivor's got to be put down. 270 00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:01,719 He's got, erm... 271 00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:05,119 I've got to tell Derek. 272 00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:08,799 Fuck. 273 00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:12,800 He was playing with him today. 274 00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:19,599 Derek. 275 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:20,919 What? 276 00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:22,919 I just had a phone call from Medway. 277 00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:23,999 Yeah. 278 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,999 You know Ivor was going for that check-up this afternoon? Yeah. 279 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:30,079 It turns out that he's really not very well, at all. 280 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:32,479 Why? 281 00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:34,279 He's got cancer. 282 00:12:34,280 --> 00:12:36,919 No, he hasn't. 283 00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:39,919 He's really not very well, Derek, and they ha... What will they do? 284 00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:43,920 How will they... They give him... They're going to put him down. 285 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:47,359 Why's...? He's not in any pain now 286 00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:51,360 but if they don't do it then he will be in pain. 287 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:54,759 And they just called to let you know, in case you wanted to go... 288 00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:56,519 Yeah, I do. 289 00:12:56,520 --> 00:12:58,479 You want to go be there. When is it? 290 00:12:58,480 --> 00:13:00,679 It's this afternoon. OK. 291 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:04,079 Do you want me to come with you? Yeah. 292 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:06,319 OK, do you want to get your stuff? Yeah. 293 00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:08,399 OK, darling. 294 00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:10,319 Kev, I can't help you with the... 295 00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:13,260 It's all right. I gotta go. All right. 296 00:13:29,764 --> 00:13:32,184 Hannah, have you seen the ladle anywhere? What? 297 00:13:32,202 --> 00:13:34,722 The ladle, I can't find it. I've been looking for it all over. 298 00:13:34,776 --> 00:13:36,575 Cheese grater's gone missing and all. 299 00:13:36,576 --> 00:13:38,655 Tea strainer I couldn't find earlier. 300 00:13:38,656 --> 00:13:40,895 Well, I don't know what's going on, to be honest. 301 00:13:40,896 --> 00:13:44,255 Are you all right? Yeah, I'm fine. 302 00:13:44,256 --> 00:13:46,415 'Things are really getting on top of me right now. 303 00:13:46,416 --> 00:13:48,135 'I mean, Kev's doing my head in. 304 00:13:48,136 --> 00:13:50,215 'Now he's actually stealing stuff from the home 305 00:13:50,216 --> 00:13:53,215 'for his stupid sculptures. That's got to stop. 306 00:13:53,216 --> 00:13:56,495 'And Tom, I mean, I don't know what's going on there to be honest. 307 00:13:56,496 --> 00:14:00,255 'I think I might have blown that. 308 00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:03,655 'But, worst of all, Ivor's got to be put down. 309 00:14:03,656 --> 00:14:05,895 'This is really not a good day.' 310 00:14:05,896 --> 00:14:09,896 Hello, Ivor. Hello, Ivor. 311 00:14:10,536 --> 00:14:14,536 Good boy. 312 00:14:15,016 --> 00:14:17,895 I'll take him down. Come on. 313 00:14:17,896 --> 00:14:21,896 Come on, Ivor. 314 00:14:25,576 --> 00:14:28,375 So we just give him a little injection in his leg. 315 00:14:28,376 --> 00:14:30,415 He won't feel a thing. 316 00:14:30,416 --> 00:14:34,416 His body just gently slows down and then it will just pass very quietly. 317 00:14:36,016 --> 00:14:40,016 Won't it, boy? That's a good boy. 318 00:14:45,256 --> 00:14:49,015 We def... We definitely has to put him down, yeah? 319 00:14:49,016 --> 00:14:53,016 I think it's the kindest thing. 320 00:14:54,776 --> 00:14:58,495 When... When Jack had bad kidneys, we didn't put him down. 321 00:14:58,496 --> 00:15:00,495 We tried to save him, didn't we? 322 00:15:00,496 --> 00:15:04,496 Of course we did. Of course we did but... 323 00:15:05,536 --> 00:15:06,895 I'll give Ivor my kidneys. 324 00:15:06,896 --> 00:15:08,175 You need your kidneys. 325 00:15:08,176 --> 00:15:10,335 I don't. I don't use 'em. 326 00:15:10,336 --> 00:15:13,255 You do use them. I don't. Rarely. 327 00:15:13,256 --> 00:15:15,655 Well, I'm afraid that won't really work 328 00:15:15,656 --> 00:15:19,656 because your kidneys are wrong for Ivor. 329 00:15:21,656 --> 00:15:25,656 Sorry, Ivor, I've got the wrong kidneys. 330 00:15:26,696 --> 00:15:30,416 And he won't feel a thing? He won't feel a thing. 331 00:15:33,936 --> 00:15:37,936 Sorry, Ivor. 332 00:15:41,656 --> 00:15:45,656 I loves him. 333 00:15:45,976 --> 00:15:48,335 He doesn't know what's going to happen, does he? 334 00:15:48,336 --> 00:15:52,336 He doesn't know. 335 00:16:01,696 --> 00:16:05,696 He's my favouritest dog. 336 00:16:08,376 --> 00:16:12,376 Can I hold him when you does it? Course you can. 337 00:16:23,176 --> 00:16:27,175 Just have to find a little vein on his leg. 338 00:16:27,176 --> 00:16:31,176 That's it. 339 00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:42,456 There we are. Good boy. 340 00:16:48,336 --> 00:16:49,655 Think of that, Derek. 341 00:16:49,656 --> 00:16:52,655 He had a life packed with nothing but fun. 342 00:16:52,656 --> 00:16:55,535 And then it just ended in the most peaceful, gentle way 343 00:16:55,536 --> 00:16:57,935 with his loved ones around him. Yeah. 344 00:16:57,936 --> 00:17:00,535 Not one day of discomfort. No. 345 00:17:00,536 --> 00:17:04,536 It's the perfect life. Thank you. 346 00:17:15,616 --> 00:17:17,455 Thank you. 347 00:17:17,456 --> 00:17:19,095 Thank you. 348 00:17:19,096 --> 00:17:23,096 Ivor's ball. 349 00:17:24,736 --> 00:17:27,375 Don't you want to keep that to remember Ivor by? 350 00:17:27,376 --> 00:17:29,935 I'll never forget him. Ever. 351 00:17:29,936 --> 00:17:32,695 Can you bury that with him? 352 00:17:32,696 --> 00:17:34,455 I'm thinking if there is a heaven, 353 00:17:34,456 --> 00:17:36,255 he can play with that in heaven, can't he? 354 00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:39,455 Geoff said pets aren't allowed in heaven cos they've got no souls. 355 00:17:39,456 --> 00:17:41,175 If that's true, I don't want to go. 356 00:17:41,176 --> 00:17:44,095 I'll go where the pets are. Bye. 357 00:17:44,096 --> 00:17:48,096 Bye-Bye. Bye. 358 00:17:51,896 --> 00:17:55,015 I'm going to walk back. I wants to think of Ivor. 359 00:17:55,016 --> 00:17:58,135 Are you sure? Yeah. I wanna walk. 360 00:17:58,136 --> 00:18:02,136 All right. See you in a bit. Bye. 361 00:19:58,376 --> 00:20:02,376 He's good in't he, Kev? 362 00:20:02,496 --> 00:20:05,335 Good friend. 363 00:20:05,336 --> 00:20:09,336 I likes it when he surprises people. 364 00:20:10,016 --> 00:20:11,775 He doesn't surprise me. 365 00:20:11,776 --> 00:20:15,055 I knows he's good. 366 00:20:15,056 --> 00:20:17,575 I don't find anyone surprising, cos I always thinks, 367 00:20:17,576 --> 00:20:21,576 everyone's surprising. Do you know what I mean? 368 00:20:21,896 --> 00:20:24,855 You can't ever... You can't ever think you know someone 369 00:20:24,856 --> 00:20:27,775 cos they've got summat else. 370 00:20:27,776 --> 00:20:31,335 You don't know when it's going to happen. 371 00:20:31,336 --> 00:20:32,895 Kev... 372 00:20:32,896 --> 00:20:36,896 Kev surprises you when he needs to. 373 00:20:41,176 --> 00:20:45,176 It's great. 374 00:20:55,376 --> 00:20:57,415 You made your decision, then? 375 00:20:57,416 --> 00:20:59,495 I need to get a job. That's all I'm doing. 376 00:20:59,496 --> 00:21:01,015 Tom, if you get on that boat, 377 00:21:01,016 --> 00:21:04,375 you've made a decision that we're splitting up. 378 00:21:04,376 --> 00:21:08,376 That's not... OK. 379 00:21:16,456 --> 00:21:17,735 Bye, Nan. 380 00:21:17,736 --> 00:21:18,896 Bye, darling. 381 00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:39,695 'Life goes on, don't it?' 382 00:21:39,696 --> 00:21:43,495 I mean, it's his decision. 383 00:21:43,496 --> 00:21:47,496 It's better I found out now. 384 00:21:47,616 --> 00:21:50,856 It's good. 385 00:21:54,536 --> 00:21:56,936 Come on. 386 00:22:23,056 --> 00:22:25,098 Shouldn't film this. 387 00:22:58,709 --> 00:23:07,760 Subtitles by MemoryOnSmells http://UKsubtitles.ru. 388 00:23:07,810 --> 00:23:12,360 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 29632

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