All language subtitles for Chuck S05E02

Hi I'm Chuck.

Here are a few things that
you might need to know.

Let's dance.

Hello, Chuck.

Decker froze
Bale's accounts.

Castle and the
Buy More are

the only things
that aren't frozen.

All of our money?
We have nothing?

Payback's a bitch.

The Buy More.

We take Buy More's profits,
put them into

Carmichael Industries until
both companies can make money.

My name is Charles Carmichael,

and I have
one final question for you.

Have you ever needed to subdue

a Basque terrorist
on a Swiss train?

Or fight your way through
the jungles of Southeast Asia?

Or take out an arms dealer

with a penchant for murder
and ice cream?

Well, we have.

So, while considering
your security needs,

when lives are on the line,
I implore you

to consider us...

It's not that one.

It's not that...

Carmichael Industries.

Thank you.

You did great.
That was great.

- Mm-hmm.
- That was good.

All right,

we have one more
team presenting.

They should be here,
uh, in any minute.

What's happening?

Wait, this is not a real attack,
is it?

No, this is our competition.

300 agents from all over
the world-- CIA, KGB,

Mossad and Interpol.

We work for the Pentagon,
we work for the Kremlin,

and we'll work for you.

My name is Gertrude Verbanski,

and we are
Verbanski Corp.

And if we can get to you,
we can get to anyone.

Verbanski.

Yeah, Verbanski.

Sorry, kind of got
carried away there.

I thought-- this is not
a bit that we're...?

Right.

Uh, go ahead.

Who is she?

One of the KGB's
most ruthless spies

till the fall of
the Soviet Union.

Then she went into
the private security game.

And how do you know her?

Minsk, 1995.

I was being a patriot,

she was being
whatever she was paid to be.

Wow, 1995.

I was still in middle school.

Anyway,

we had an altercation.

I ended up with a Rosewell blade
in my shoulder.

Made a nasty scar right over
one of my favorite scars.

Well, Verbanski is good.

She took all of
our potential clients today.

Awesome ditched rock climbing to
help me with the presentation.

He is gonna be so disappointed.

What do you mean
it didn't go well?

Did you give
equal eye contact

to all four quadrants
of the audience?

It was, it was great,
all of your advice was great.

Of course it was.

Same tactics I used to
woo your hot sister.

Okay.

Um, look, we were just
a little outmatched is all.

Well, at least you still
have the Buy More, bro.

Still cash flow
coming in there.

Right?

What?

Is that an actual tumbleweed?

Yeah. Yeah, we put in
a new home and garden section

to drum up business.
Just actually glad

somebody put out
the tumbleweed.

Oh, boy.

Anyway, how was
the presentation?

Not good.

Not-Not good.

Verbanski Corp
took all of our clients.

Told you, you put me out there,

you don't have to worry about
what other companies are doing.

Look, I know I seem like
just an ordinary guy,

but I am, in fact,
the Intersect.

Multibillion
dollar CIA asset

turned super-weapon-for-hire!

Buddy, no one can know

that we have the walking CIA
database on our team, okay?

The Intersect is
a secret weapon for a reason.

That sucks, man.

I have all these powers and
abilities, and how am I supposed

to help people if I can't
tell anybody about it?

Because, Morgan, if you do,
it could get you killed!

- Oh, I just zoomed.
- What?

I just zoomed.

There's a bad guy
in the Buy More.

Are you sure?

Know what we
got to do?

We got to
take him down.

Just, let's take a
breath here, okay?

We got to be subtle
about this.

He's going for a weapon.
He's coming at us.

I'm in! I'm in!
Ah...

Not good.

You just found out that the zoom

is mightier than
the sword, my friend.

- Hey, hey, hey, hey. You okay?
- Oh, man, I feel incredible.

Did you see that?
Did you like that whole

"the zoom is mightier
than the sword?"

Hey, Casey, thank God.

We have a little bit
of a situation here.

Listen, Bartowski.

I just got a call
and someone actually

wants to hire
Carmichael Industries.

He's coming to the Buy More
to meet with us now.

We actually just met.

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Mr. Sneijder?

We are so sorry.

Please, take a muffin.

What's happening?

Welcome to
Carmichael Industries.

Uh, I must apologize for

your unnecessarily
rough welcome, Mr. Sneijder.

Or, uh, shall I call you Karl?

You want a muffin or not?

He made them fresh
this morning.

Um, I-I just have one, uh,
little question for you.

Is there a reason
why our, uh, partner

thought that you were,
I don't know, a criminal?

I do work in the diamond
industry in South Africa.

We're not known for
keeping our hands clean.

Hmm.

I don't eat bran.

Nobody does.

I told you.

Listen, I've come
to ask for your help

on something
entirely legitimate.

We're listening.

My little brother
Wesley was kidnapped

by a buyer I may have
wronged in the past.

I don't know
where he's being held,

but I do know
he's being tortured.

My little brother--
he never wanted to have

anything to do
with my affairs.

He's a good man.

And they will
kill him unless...

We save him.

Exactly.

Why should we believe
these people

actually took your brother?

They sent me this.

We gonna draw straws to
see who opens that thing?

- Oh.
- Oh, my God.

Oh, my-- that's
not even on ice.

I don't-- that's probably not
gonna be able to be reattached.

Listen, I-I know
it's not a lot of money,

but I'm willing to offer you

$200,000 upfront,

and another 200,000 when
you deliver my brother to me.

And I know you don't
want to help me,

but please consider
helping my brother.

No one else will.

If you don't mind, Mr. Sneijder,

we'll take some time to consider
your offer and check your facts.

Thank you.
Thank you very much.

Oh, uh...

is your friend with the beard
going to be a problem?

- No.
- No.

No.

You know, what Morgan did
today in the Buy More

could've really
blown our cover.

Look, the first
couple of months with

the Intersect are
a big adjustment.

Scary and exciting,
your hormones

are totally
out of whack.

You're really
rediscovering your body.

It's a lot to take in,
that's all I'm saying.

That's exactly why
he needs a handler.

What?

Who, me?

You had Casey and me,
Chuck, okay?

Morgan needs you.

Hey, buddy.

Hey, Chuck. Good.

Listen, I wanted to,
uh... say sorry

about what happened
with Sneijder.

No, hey, buddy, you know,
look, I-I totally get it.

It-It took me a while

to be out there with the
Intersect, too, so...

It's like, uh, Peter Parker.

The Amazing Spider-Man.

The thing is, it took him a
while, like, over a week

to kind of really
harness in his powers,

to really get ahold
of his Spidey sense.

Right.

So...

Yeah.

Uh, which, interestingly enough,

kind of brings me to something
I wanted to talk to you about.

Um, I was wondering
what you thought about

me maybe being your handler?

I could show
you the ropes

just like Sarah and Casey
did for me.

Yeah.

Great. Yeah.

And on missions, you know,

you can still show off your...

...zooms.

But for now,
you know,

we really got to keep
the Intersect

under wraps and
focus on the store.

Aloha, Chuck!

Hello, stepchild!

- Hey.
- Like my new threads?

I just got back from four weeks
of sexual experimentation

and snorkeling with

my new wife in Hawaii.

So, what you boys been up to?

The Buy More seems... empty.

Are we observing
International Pancake Day?

No, no, no.

Um, business has just, you
know, been a little slow.

That's not gonna
work for me.

I need this job.

Bolonia Grimes
Tucker is not

a cheap tigress, boys.

I think we're on the same page,
Big Mike.

Not-Not having to do with
your mother being a tigress.

I wouldn't know
anything about that.

But we need something new,

we need something big
to save the Buy More.

Hmm.

I may actually have
just the thing.

Say, Miss Lady,
you need any help?

Yeah, Pops, I do.

- Do you have Betamax?
- Sho' nuff.

We even sell VCRs,

depending of course
on what you're into.

- Ooh.
- And it's on sale--

only two grand.

That's a far out deal, Mister.

But come on now,
you only buying that?

Why don't you...

Buy More?

♪ ♪

Damn, I was skinny.

So I figure
we just re-air this spot.

Brought in a lot of
business at the time,

if you know what I mean.

No offense, Big Mike,

but it, it, it feels
a little... dated.

I was thinking, you know,
maybe we should come up

with something
that showcases

some of our more
current merchandise.

Maybe what we're
looking for is a,

is a fresh face,

uh, to kind of tell people
that the Buy More, um, has

something new
to offer.

Hmm, yeah.

Right?

I hear you.

Everybody wants something new.

The finger is
a positive match, Casey.

It definitely belongs
to Wesley Sneijder.

Yeah, got it.

You were right
on the location, too.

Got eyeballs on Wesley.

He's being held
in a guarded compound.

Well, let's just see
how well protected you are.

Whoa.
What the hell

do you think you're doing?

Hey, I'm just

hunting waterfowl,
that's all.

What are you doing?

You're on private
property, man.

Oh, well, my bad, then.

Sorry, I didn't realize.

No harm, no "foul."

Get it?

Okay,
have a nice day.

I count at least 12 guards
with their weapons pointed

straight at the entrance.
We are definitely not

going in the front door.

Well, there has
to be another way in.

If there is, I'll find it.

Oh, I get it, he meant,
he meant waterfowl.

Hello?

Oh, please forgive me.

It's our busy season.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Oh, yes,

not many people have disarmed
Colonel Casey, but I like

to remember all
of my victories,

even the little ones.

Have a seat.

Uh, you mind telling
me what I'm here for?

You said you had
some information.

Verbanski Corp has
a job opening.

And?

And put simply, I want you.

Private security isn't a game
you just try your hand at.

I have agents in 38 different
countries under 15 separate

Pentagon contracts worth
over $2 billion annually.

Well, that's
very impressive.

And what does
Carmichael Industries have,

other than a former colonel
and a CEO with skinny arms?

What am I really doing here?

We both know that I'm not going
to leave my husband's company.

Are you trying to
recruit John Casey?

Is that his name
on that second folder?

Let me be frank.

I'm talking to you because
you're good, one of the best,

but your company isn't going
to last, Miss Walker.

You should switch
while you can.

Well, first of all, it's Mrs.,

and second of all,
I'm disappointed.

I really thought
this was going

to be the beginning of
a friendly cooperation

between business
associates,

but if it's competition
that you want,

then I suggest
you watch your back.

Oh, by the way, when
this whole thing ends,

don't expect me to mount
anything of yours in my office.

It's just tacky.

All right, Casey said
he wanted something light.

He said that,
but he doesn't mean it.

Is this really the
best use of our time?

We could be doing
so much more.

A little zim-zam-zoom,

some chop-socky.
Morgan.

I, I know.

I'm talking a lot
about the Intersect,

but you know...
I finally get it, though.

For the first time in my life,
I sort of feel as cool as you.

I can't figure out
why I can't use what I have

to make this,
this dusty little rock

that we all have
to share,

well, just a bit better
for all of us.

It's a pretty good
speech...

Morgan, look.

My God.

I know.

This is it, this is what
I've been waiting for.

What, what, what do you mean
what you've been waiting for?

A chance for the Bearded
Bandit to come out and play.

What are you talking about?

This isn't a game.

I know, but I can do this,
Chuck, I can save the day.

Do you even know
what "bandit" means?

It's like "robber"
or, or "crook."

No, I Googled it; it's a-a
fighter aircraft...

What? I don't under...
What did you say?

I-- I Googled it.

It's slang also for "fighter
aircraft," so there's that.

This is not a good idea, Morgan.

Open the register now...!

Wish me luck.

Morgan,
M-Morgan, Morgan.

Oh, my God.

Are, are you a cop?

Not even close,
sweetheart.

I'm the Bearded Bandit.

Oh, no, uh...

take whatever
you want.

Just don't hurt me.
No, no, no... no,

it's a slang term
for fighter-- for...

Morgan.

Nice save, Chuck.

That's what I'm talking about,
man, we could do this.

We could be
superheroes.

Oh, my God, I'm
the worst handler in the world.

Holy crap,

Chuck, move,
move, the fuzz,

fuzz, fuzz.

Ooh.

Explain.

I know, I-I know,

it's just...

Chuck, we are
a legitimate company,

not a bunch
of vigilantes

running around,
fighting crime at the Circle K.

I know that,

I know,
but his heart

is in the right
place-- I mean,

that, that, that, that should
matter for something, right?

Morgan is your responsibility.

He could have gotten
himself killed

and the store
clerk yesterday.

That is what matters.

Look, we found the compound
where Wesley is being kept.

We've already
alerted Karl.

There's just one thing left
we need to handle.

Morgan.

You're sticking
me in the van?

Chuck, come on, dude, I
am the Intersect, man.

Okay, all right, okay, look,
y-you don't want to pitch me

to a few potential clients,
that's up to you, okay,

but, but you got to
use me on the missions.

Morgan, it's not
that simple.

But it that
simple, dude.

How is it not?

You're my friend.

Buddy, we got lucky
at the Circle K,

very, very lucky.

What you did
was dangerous

and letting you do that
was my fault

because I'm
your handler now,

not just your friend.

I need to protect you.

Buy More commercial, take 28.

It's one line.

Can't you even deliver one line?

Why not...

Ugh.

...Buy More?

Remind me of one
of them troll dolls.

Action.

♪ Why not Buy More? ♪

Wow!

Man, I am so over this
whole Jeffster! thing.

Me, too.

Cut!

Just stop.

My commercial
was a hit

because I was
a hot piece of meat,

a thing women and men wanted,

which at the time

was a lot less common.

People, the store's
on the line here.

None of you have a face
that'll bring in customers.

Sookie sookie.

♪ ♪

Mike, you guys got any
baby pads around here?

Yeah, uh, aisle three.

Okay.

Hello, friends.

That's a pretty man.

Casey did some recon,

and the house is impregnable
from the front access road.

Yeah, and this cliff is
impossible to free-climb.

See, I told you--
sounds like a job

for the old Int...
A job for real spies.

There, why don't you wait
in the van?

Don't worry, buddy, you'll
be with us on the next one.

Right.

Unbelievable.

Ready?

Absolutely.

"Wait in the van, Morgan."

"Yeah, wait in the van, Morgan."

"Oh, oh, in the van, moron,
hmm, grunt, grunt, grunt."

Casey, we're on a private line.

I didn't want to

worry Chuck, but I had a meeting
with Verbanski yesterday.

What'd she want?

Apparently she wanted to recruit
me, but I think she was

really after you.

What do you mean?

Well, she has your gun

on display in her office--

the gun from Minsk?

She kept my gun?

Oh, God,

oh, God.

Casey?

Casey, I'm slipping.

Casey!

Looking good, babe.
You're doing

good up there.

You're doing good
up there. There you go.

Geez. What's up with you
and Verbanski anyway?

Don't worry, Walker.

I got your back.

Still climbing.

Oh!

All clear.

All clear.

Yeah. About time.

Okay, Chuck,
this is all you.

Oh, my God.
Who are you people?

We're here to save you.

What the hell
are you talking about?

Oh, relax, Wesley.
Your brother hired us.

He did what?!

Whoa,, whoa, whoa, wh,
whoa. What are you doing?

- We're here to protect you.
- From who?

The only thing keeping
my brother

from killing me are the men
I hired to guard this compound.

What?!

- But your finger?
- Yeah, who do you think cut it off?

I'm trying to make a deal with
the Feds to testify against him!

Okay, this is
a giant misunderstanding.

We're not here to hurt you.

Yeah, well, my men
will be here any second.

Morgan, get the van ready.

Morgan, do you copy?

Morgan?

Get back!

Have a drilling
in the face!

Nice one! That's what
I'm talking about!

Zoom!

What's up, team?

You guys need some help?

Yes and no?

Okay...

Mm. Okay, just zoomed.

Wesley's brother's not trying
to save him. He's trying to...

We know.

Excuse me. I'm sorry.

Maybe if the Intersect
wasn't stifled

in the van,
we would have all known that

ahead of time,
and I wouldn't

have had to take out
all of Wesley's guards.

Really sorry about that, dude.

It's...

Hey, Karl.

My sat images

show that you took care
of the guards at the compound.

Nice work.

I have a team coming up
the access road now

to pick up my brother.

Do you? Do you? That's great.

That's great news.

We'll be right here
waiting for 'em.

Bye now.

Karl's men are gonna
be here any minute.

Yes.

Well, then I'm a dead man.

No. We came here to save
you, and that's exactly

- what we're gonna do. Come on.
- What?! No, no, no, no.

The Intersect runs from no man!

For now, he does.

Let's go, Morgan.

We had a deal.

Exactly.

You hired us
to save your brother.

No, I paid you to extract him
and bring him to me.

Except that we didn't know you
were planning on killing him.

Nor did we know you were
responsible for the finger

cutting offage. That's crazy.

Listen, you have exactly
four hours to deliver Wesley

to me. Otherwise,
I'm coming after you,

and trust me, that is something
you will not enjoy.

And by the way, that comment
card you sent with the contract?

Well, you can consider that...

What are we
going to do?

Well, we got a fingerless guy
sitting in the game room, and

his psychopath brother is
threatening to come after us.

So we go to the source.
Okay, we take out Karl

before he gets to us.

With what army?

We don't work for the
government anymore.

Well, if we can get

to Beckman,
maybe she can help us

put Wesley
into protective custody.

No, there's no time for that.
Guys, we have to act now!

We're not going
into a firefight unprepared.

End of story.

Kind of feel like a burrito.

Why don't you go on a food
run for us, huh?

A food run?

- Yeah.
- Again, I am the Intersect.

Then act like it.

Okay, okay.
Why don't I just

go with you, buddy?

And we can get
a little breather

while we wait to hear back

from Beckman, okay?

Don't forget the utensils.

Thank you. Must have had
one too many

piña coladas on
the plane, and

my blood pressure is just
generally outrageous.

I'm just glad I was here
for your dizzy spell.

So, listen, Devon,
have you ever

given any thought
to doing something

that involves less
doctoring and more

making a commercial
for the Buy More?

What?

The Buy More needs a fresh face.

I appreciate you thinking
about me,

but I'm about to go
on paternity leave

to spend more time
with my family.

Sure, I did some modeling

for Abercrombie & Fitch
back in college,

but I hung up those
cargo pants a long time ago.

Hold on, son.

I'm not talking about doing
some teenage porno here.

Look around!
This is your brother-in-law's

place of business,
and it's empty.

But your creamy skin and

unusually high cheekbones
could change all that.

And if you are taking time off
to help your family,

isn't Chuck your family, too?

I can't believe Casey
sent us out for burritos.

Burritos, Chuck?!

I'm so tired of running errands
for that man's stomach.

Look, Casey means well.

Yeah, but it's not
just Casey, dude, okay?

It's Sarah, too.

What is that supposed to mean?

It just means that
isn't she the one

who told you to be my handler
in the first place?

- Yeah, but...
- Well, did it ever occur to you

that she made you my little
baby-sitter to distract you

from the fact that you're
being sidelined, too?

I don't know if
you noticed, Chief.

You're on a food
run with me.

Look, I'm not...

Look, I love
Sarah, I do, okay?

It's just, I
want to make sure

that she's not the
one handling you.

She's not.

You just passed the exit
for Dos Locos.

Yeah, we're not
going to Dos Locos.

We're going to Karl Sneijder's
corporate headquarters.

Oh, yeah.
Zoomed on a file in Castle.

Oh, did you?

And why didn't you tell anyone?

Why would I, okay?
We're going to take him down.

No. No, no, Bearded Bandit.

No, we are not.
It is far too dangerous.

I'm gonna call Casey and Sarah.
They can help.

They can... They can what? They
can stick us both in the van?

No. Come on, Chuck.
We don't need them.

We're here.

Hey, they don't understand that

you and I are like
Batman and Robin, okay?

Unless you don't want
to be Robin, because

let's face it, who
wants to be Robin?

We'll just be
Batman and Batman.

Either way, we should be
out there saving the day,

not running errands, or
sitting around waiting for

Beckman to get
back to us.

Hey, hey, hey, Morgan, look,

I-I get it.
I know what it feels like

to have the Intersect surging
through you. It makes you

feel like you can do...
Anything.

Yes, yes, anything.

Save the day,
be a hero, anything,

but there's a way.
What are you doing?

Here's the thing, though, Chuck.

You don't need the Intersect
to feel that way, okay?

With or without it, you are
a hero, so don't call them.

All right, we can
handle this together.

Just come with me.

I need you.

Morgan, no, no, no!

God. Aah! Oh!

Okay. Okay. Okay, okay.

Chuck?

Sarah.

Sarah, hey, we're-we're at
Sneijder's headquarters.

What? Don't go in there.

I know, I know, but Morgan just
ran inside, and he's in trouble.

Actually, you know what?
We're both in trouble, because

I'm going after him.
Chuck, no, you can't.

Please just wait for us, okay?
Look, I'm Morgan's handler.

It's my job to take care of him,

which is why I called you,

which is why
I have to go help him now.

You'd do the same for me.

Oh, God.

Chuck's doing a great job,
handling Grimes.

The blind leading
the blind out there.

Well, as long as we get
to Sneijder's headquarters

before something happens.

Casey, what is this?

Your team...

They're at my brother's
building, right?

That place may look
like an ordinary office,

but as soon as Karl realizes
something's up,

he's gonna lock it down
like a fortress.

No one's gonna be able to get in
or out of there alive.

Oh!
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

Oh, you came.
Let's go.

No, no, no, no.
Stop, stop, stop.

Right through that door--
that's Sneijder's office.

Okay, all we have to do is
find proof that he's smuggling

conflict diamonds, dude,
and then we grab him!

What are you talking about?
We have to go right now!

I'm not going anywhere...

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Yes, yes, yes, yes. Listen, you
are the best spy that I know,

and I would rather have nobody
else watching my back, yeah?

Don't worry about it.

I'm gonna take it slow, okay?

Please don't.

Kamikaze!

See? Nothing to it.

It's great.
Very good. Now what?

In the old days, we'd just

call in the commandos for backup
and be done with it.

Look, if you want to work
for Verbanski Corp

and have a fancy DOD contract,

then why don't
you just go ahead?

I don't want
to work for her.

Look, I saw her Web site
on your computer, okay?

- How much is she offering you?
- Nothing.

The only thing Verbanski's
interested in is me.

Physically.

Sexually.

Whoa, Walker!

Sweep the leg.

Nice.

It was a long time ago.

It only happened once.

Seeing her again makes it...
complicated.

Complicated how?

Well...

you ever, uh, have sex with
someone who just tried

to kill you?

It was incredible.
Okay, I think

we should focus
on the mission now.

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♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- Wow. Good job, Indy.
- Yeah.

Who?

Indiana Jones?

You know.
Cool.

Let's go get Sneijder.
Wait, no, no, no.

Morgan, we have to get
out of here right now.

Good rule about bad guys:
if there's five to start with,

then there's a hell of a lot
more where that came from.

Chuck...
Da-da-da-da.

Intersect. Handler.

But look what we
did here, man.

Just like I said, right?
Batman and Batman!

Look! Just because you have
the Intersect in you

doesn't mean you don't have
something to learn still.

You have a lot to learn, and I'm not
gonna let you kill yourself today.

I called Casey and Sarah...

What? You called them?

Mr. Carmichael?

I do wish you would have called
before dropping by.

Place is a mess.

So...

did you bring me my brother?

About that...

Hmm...

Wesley was right.

The building's
already in lockdown.

We have to get in there.

Chuck's not answering his phone;
something is wrong...

Can't. Suicide.

But we have to do something.

We're not gonna
get in there now.

Place is a fortress.

The boys are
on their own.

Well, that is not good enough.

I'm gonna do whatever it takes
to get us in there.

Who are you gonna call?

I cannot believe
that you called them.

By the way, I had Sneijder
right where I wanted him.

Morgan, we're not superheroes,

we're not vigilantes,
we're a team.

I thought this one... I thought
this one was you and me.

Why are you so against
Casey and Sarah all of a sudden?

'Cause they-they
don't believe in me,

they don't trust me.
And it's very clear

to me now, neither do you.

Morgan...
Shut up!

I can't listen
to you schoolgirls

babble on anymore.

Come to think of it,

I only need one hostage

to get my brother back.

What's happening?

Oh! Oh, I know what's happening.

Put your weapons down.

I'm sorry, one more time
for clarity,

and then I shoot
something that counts.

Put your weapons down.

I got a couple of buddies
in Moscow who would love

to get you in a tiny, windowless
room for a couple of hours.

You came.

Well, it wasn't cheap.

You know,

some might say
it's tacky

hiring your competition
to help you, but...

I... I think it takes balls.

Oh, and I'll have someone
from our Burbank office

drop off your bill.

We don't have a payment plan.

Always a pleasure, John.

You guys all right?

Yeah. Thank you
so much for coming.

- We really needed you today.
- Yeah, of course.

We're a team.

Hm.

What's with all these people.

Oh, God, do you think
something's wrong?

Just tell me Jeff's not trying

to bathe in
the washing machine again.

So this is more
than just a store.

This is my second home.

It's the 1080-P television
that I watch the big game on.

The waterproof radio that
I listen to in the shower.

It's the industrial blender that
I use to make my protein shakes

that help me look like this
all day long.

It's like his eyes follow
everyone in the store.

So yeah,

I guess for someone like myself,

who's a heart surgeon
and a natural athlete,

why not buy from the best?

Why not Buy More?

Well... I guess we're
in a better financial

situation than we thought.

Plus, Sneijder gave us
200 grand up front.

Yeah, well, we still owe
Verbanski Corp $150,000 of that.

Plus the 30 grand

for the repairs on
Wesley's safe house.

- And the climbing gear.
- The V-21 bolt gun.

Gas for the Lotus.

What? Okay, fine,
I'll cover that.

Hey, it's a start,
and it's what we needed.

Well, it's something.

Hey.

Chuck.

I feel like I should
just say that, uh...

I'm sorry, you know,
for what happened.

Buddy, me, too.

I'm-I'm sorry.

I called Casey and Sarah
to protect you,

not hurt you.

I'm trying to be the best
handler I can be.

I'm just new
at this, you know?

Sure. I get it.

So, I'm not gonna be a...

a spy for a while, right?

That's kind of what I'm
picking up, though. Yeah?

Look, you have all the
potential in the world.

It just takes time,
that-that's all.

And I promise you, I will be
with you every step of the way,

until the day that...
that you are ready.

Yeah, I bet. I bet.

Someday, though.

Okay.

I got to get to
Alex's place.

I got to see her.

Uh, you're still in for movie
trilogy night tomorrow, right?

Sure, I'm in.

So, Star Wars
or Die Hard?

I don't know.
Dude, uh...

you pick, man.

That's more your thing.

♪ ♪

Intersect's going to
his head, isn't it?

Yeah, uh...

Maybe. I don't...

He certainly doesn't seem
like himself lately.

Today on the mission,

it's like he had never
even heard of Indiana Jones.

And just now
with trilogy night...

I don't know,
maybe he's just distracted.

Grimes better get
his head on straight.

And soon.

Hey, no, don't stop.
Keep going.

- It'll just get harder if you stop.
- Sarah?

I thought you'd still be
in bed-- it's so early.

No. No.

Come on, I'm used to this--
us spies without the Intersect

have to find time
to exercise.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.
So, so, uh...

Quick question,
since you're here.

Did you ask me
to be Morgan's handler

because... you were
trying to handle me?

Because if you don't think
I-I should be in the field,

I just need to know that, you know?
No, no, I asked you

to be Morgan's handler because

the job entails bringing
out the best in somebody,

and what better example
for Morgan than you?

So, no, I'm not handling you.

A) Because you don't need
a handler anymore; and B)

because handlers
can't do this.

Okay?

Come on.

That's not fair!

That's not fair;
you can't just take off.

Oh, yes,
I can.

♪ ♪

Hello, Gertrude.

It's Colonel John Casey.

I'd like to have
a meal with you.

My treat.

That was good.

That'll work.

Hello?

♪ ♪

Hello?

I'm sorry about that.

So I assume you're here
about the job opening.

Let me assure you that
I am more than ready.

See, uh...

...I have something
I can offer you

no one else can.

The Intersect.

Really?

Mm-hmm.

I've heard about that.

I wasn't sure it really existed.

Oh...
believe me, it exists.

Well, I was wondering who...

the real Luke Skywalker
was on your team.

It's good
to finally know.

I'll bet it is.

One question, though.

Who's Luke Skywalker?

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