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For Dady.
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First she told me, she had two news:
The good one and the bad one.
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So, which do I want first?
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The good, I say.
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So she said that there's supposed
to be a Polish/Russian war in town.
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Then I say, how come you Arleta
can know anything about it.
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She says that's what she heard.
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So I say, give me the bad one.
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So she took out her lipstick
and told me that Magda says
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it's over between me and her.
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That's how I've learned
she dumped me.
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That means Magda.
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Though we felt good together, and we've
lived through a lot of good moments
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and a lot of nice words passed
from my side as well as her side.
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Listen, Yobbo...
It's like... It's like this:
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I have for you Yobbo
good news and bad news.
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So which one do you want first,
good or bad?
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Good.
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You hear? There's supposed to be
a Polish/Russian war in town.
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And how come you Arleta know anything
about it? Who said so? What war?
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- You're spreading paranoia.
- That's what I've heard.
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And fuck, I don't know what it exactly
means this war, how it's supposed to be.
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- I thought you are more in the subject.
- Fine... Give me the bad news...
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There's never enough.
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And Magda says it's over
between you and her.
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More precisely?
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Just that it's over between you two...
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For fuck sake, how come you know
anything about that?
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That's what she told me to tell you,
so I'm telling you... Jesus!
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I feel sadness more than
anything else.
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What's that now?
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You need to let that Magda have it.
I'm telling you.
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And Magda walks in,
she looks like something happened,
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like she's falling apart...
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Hair messed up, purse hanging sloppily,
skirt crooked, earrings not right.
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She is uglierthan ever.
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First of all, spit out your gum!
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What are you moarning?
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Spit out the gum! Which is out from
the mouths of those dirty guys,
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cause from their mouths this gum is.
But you think I know nothing about it?
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You're sick! Hey...
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If you are like that I'll slam
the whole bar...
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Fuck!!! Fuck, fuck, fuck!
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Which one of you?
Which one?
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Fuck, I'm asking you!
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But I loved you!
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I also loved you!
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I was always into you, understand?
Always...
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Though you used to be Lefty's girl.
But for what? For what?
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Because he took over the Bar?
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Anything Lefty has is better, right?
Better shoes? Better money?
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Come back to me, I'm begging you!
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Please! I'll be good, more yours...
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Please, I'm begging you!
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I always had yourback! Always!
I was for you. For you!
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You know...
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Though it wasn't always so great.
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Yobbo! Fuck, man!
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Lefty! Hey, Boss, it's not us!
He just showed up and tore the place up.
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What the fuck? You and your... slut.
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I won't let you! Fuck!
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Cause Magda is worse than any of those
red dirty on faces Russkies.
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I know you had her! I know
that you all had her before me.
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And now you'll have her again.
Now she's yours.
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She's drunk and open 24/7.
Go and take her all of you by turns.
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You Lefty's first. Yeah, for you
the freshest meat...
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Cause you have to have
the very best things in life, right?
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And Magda's the best, cause she's got
a golden heart.
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Because that's Magda! Understand?
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We felt good together. We've lived
through a lot of good moments.
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And a lot of nice words passed...
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Alot of nice words from my side
as well from her side.
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And if she'd said it straight
into my eyes,
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but it happened so differently
cause she told me it through Arleta.
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I claim it was herpure rudeness,
some crudeness.
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Now I feel only sadness, grief,
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that it wasn't told straight
into my eyes by her.
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At least one word.
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I mostly hate people like you, Yobbo.
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I'll tell you flat out.
I don't mean you personally...
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I mean those disco-assholes,
disco-whores, whom I just hate.
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Look at your friends.
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Just a bunch of sluts and assholes
in heat for each other.
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All they everthink about
is finding a husband.
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It's totally embarrassing, how they
root around begging for self-breeding.
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No contraception.
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What?
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Nothing... You have a cool
and interesting styla...
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But as far as women go,
you're all the same skank...
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But as far as women go,
you're all the same skank...
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...the same castrating bitch.
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...the same castrating bitch.
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I don't want any more women...
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Cause each one is a simple whore!
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Once a month she breaks
and stops working.
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So now it's over.
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Even if a woman begged me
on her knees to take her,
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then I'd say to such: Oh no...
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Get the fuck out!!!
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Out of heart and out of sight.
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Out ofheart and out of sight.
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You know, Yobbo? You hold the thruth!
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I equally don't want to be with
any woman orman.
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There is no gender.
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There's no split between men and women.
There is only one rank. You know which?
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The rank and race of motherfuckers,
simple potential sons ofbitches.
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Have you ever heard of energy-vampires?
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They suck up your energy
and leave you nothing.
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That was my boyfriend,
Robert Sztorm.
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Robert? Robert Sztorm...
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I know the dude.
Is his dad named Zdzislaw?
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That's right...
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They own a sand factory.
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Yeah, sure, I know them.
They own a sand factory...
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We do a good business together.
We make bank.
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- I'd never have guessed.
- I have a different rackets.
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...amusement parks...
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...amusement parks,
which eat up a lot of sand.
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Oh, really? Lfit is so,
then show me your card,
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your ticket from this business.
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They're being done up by my secretary.
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They're being done up by my secretary...
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...miss Magda.
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But I can show you the official
sand factory writing instrument,
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from Mr. Zdzislaw Sztorm
which I got personally.
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One, two, three, four, five...
What's yourfavourite bread?
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Five liters...
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Bread Pitt...
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You are an idiot.
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Oh, honey, there you're...
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Are you nervous? About tomorrow?
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Listen, dear, have you thought about
what you're going to wear tomorrow?
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Put on your tracksuit,
little girl...
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If you want, we could do
some vanish...
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Robert would never let me.
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You're here with me, or with this
virtuous Saint Robert, son of Zdzislaw?
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He's a psycho.
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If there's any trouble with Robert,
go ahead...
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he's going to have some visit at home.
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I got rid of all his letters.
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Good job.
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All of them. It was my suicide attempt.
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Unsuccesstul, but even so.
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But if I hadn't puked up all
the Tylenol in the world,
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my life would be
even shorter than it is.
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By half a year.
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What's yourname, again?
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Angela. Just Angela.
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Andrzej, kiss me straight on the lips.
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It's just the two of us, you and me.
Life is so short, death is so near.
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Everything whithers and dies.
Kiss me...
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First we go to my place.
She won't shut up.
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Like a music box, only a lot worse.
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So if I could, I'd drag that
speed back out her nose.
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Then put it in a bag.
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And seal it up and hide it
so that she'd never see it again.
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Since even the sight of it could cause
this endless word-avalanche
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that just goes on and on.
I say nothing. Not half a broken word.
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I don't want to ruin it.
I listen like I'm at confession...
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Do you have a girlfriend?
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Not right now. I still can't get over
the girl I had to dump
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because she crushed my spirit
several times a day.
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Yeah, it's good that you broke it off.
I'm not dumb and shallow like that.
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For instance, I don't eat meat.
Meat is murder.
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Sugar is made of animal bones,
so I don't eat suger either.
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I don't know if you know,
but there is no God.
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There is no God, because He condemned
His children to suffering and death.
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There is no God, not in church, nowhere.
There's only Satan.
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The Black Bible, you have to
read it, analyze it,
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it's the best education in ideas
I received in all ofhigh school.
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I don't know if you know,
but I don't eat eggs, either.
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What are you, retarded?
What did eggs ever do to you?
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And how would you feel if you
were killed against yourwill?
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If you didn't even know it was
happening, and you were helpless?
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Nice house, real modern.
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My aunt in Canada has one like this,
only better, Canadian, vertically open.
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Is this Russian siding?
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Russki or not, it's pretty good siding,
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though it might just fall off
when you're not looking.
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So that's the way You think?
Here, put these on. They're my mom's.
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Coffee? Tea?
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No, I don't want anything.
In fact I don't eat.
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I heard somewhere that's best.
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One grain of rice, swallow with
six glasses of hot water.
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"I'll be back on Wednesday.
Why don't you answer the phone?"
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The next day, two grains. Then three,
four, five, six, seven, eight...
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"I left you money
in the usual place. Mom."
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Each day you add one, but the number
of glasses remains the same.
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That's how you do it.
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To avoid murder of animals, who pay
harshly for our fucked-up consumerism.
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You're really pretty. Really!
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You could be an actress,
or even a singer.
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Don't be stupid...
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You really think so?
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Absolutely.
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You know, I write poetry... Right now
just into the shelve, but...
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Yobbo, don't you have any contacts?
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With a CEO-type, with some
not-too-shady journalists?
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Nope.
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I'm talking about making art,
culture, poetry readings, vernissages.
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We could expose my suicide attempt,
it can always be helpful.
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To wipe away the barrier
between author and audience.
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We'll put that I'm totally young
but already so talented...
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Leave it! That's my favorite number.
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Yeah?
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"I cross the world,
unconquered in my dreams,
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I look upon everything
as if through a screen.
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Hey, hey, hey, that's how I am.
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Hey, hey, hey, that's how I am.
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I paint my face in a smile,
I drink my wine,
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like scarlet,
and so is my name.
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Hey, hey, hey, that's how I am.
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Hey, hey, hey, that's how I am.
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I have no more dreams.
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I know no fairytales."
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Fuck. Satan...
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So you like rocks, Angela?
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Low in calories with your diet
it's precious to eat such rock.
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Come here.
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Tell me, who you really are.
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Without the hysterics, without
keeping anything in the dark.
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You're a nutcase, right?
From Nutsville?
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Now's the time to confess,
once and for all!
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You know, you're turning me on.
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So silent, you could be.
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Not blabbing...
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Not getting off the fucking topic
like a sprung chicken.
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In such a quiet mood, I might even
be ready to show you some feelings.
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If I could just have some
written confirmation
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that you'll part your jaws for every
other purpose than articulated speech.
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Then, yeah, sure... I'd buy you.
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Oh... Angela, look...
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Check it out, some shit-eating
German glam-rock bitch
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gets laid by some armored knight.
Hey... Look...
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Angela!
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Beat it George, you moron... Hide...
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Don't you see there's an action
reanimation going on here?
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Unfortunately, it'll be some time
before you can come up for air.
239
00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:43,989
As soon as we wake up our stone-puking
Sleeping Beauty, then of course,
240
00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:47,152
together we'll look for some
better entertainment for you,
241
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,880
something more interesting,
242
00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:54,119
and not just sitting
alone in the dark...
243
00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:18,990
I took the cash.
244
00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:22,477
Hi five!
245
00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:47,992
I'm tired of this style...
246
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,833
I'd totally like to be
more average than I am,
247
00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:53,680
to be like my friends from school,
they just go to school and back,
248
00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:56,758
no fun, no gloomy thoughts about life.
249
00:20:57,320 --> 00:21:00,153
But for me suicide is no big deal,
a jab of the knife,
250
00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:02,715
a kilo of pills, and I'm dead.
251
00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:07,196
Show me some photo of you from
when you were little and butt-naked.
252
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:11,676
No way. I was never little.
253
00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:19,918
I was born pretty big and with hair,
and then I just grew...
254
00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:28,312
I didn't even have to eat...
255
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:31,838
Bullshit.
256
00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:38,558
Are you tired?
257
00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:45,671
No, I just like to lie here...
To lie here and dream.
258
00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:01,270
This is a leaf from a tree.
259
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:05,196
This is a cornerstone.
260
00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:09,636
This is my First Communion,
which I spit out right after I took it,
261
00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:12,075
dried it out
and now carry it around for luck.
262
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:15,118
This is my first tooth.
263
00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:19,478
This is my first boyfriend,
Robert Sztorm.
264
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:22,111
It's because of him
I wanted to kill myself.
265
00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:25,352
Oh, Angie, death doesn't matter.
266
00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:30,076
Maybe you don't believe in death,
it's just superstition anyway.
267
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:32,677
This is a postcard
that a girlfriend
268
00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:35,274
from Szczecin sent me
from hertrip to Hel.
269
00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:38,432
That she's having a great time,
in the fresh air a lot,
270
00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:41,433
and P. S, a song is good for everything.
271
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:54,920
Oh, and that's when our
little Angie sprung a leak.
272
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:58,836
- I'm a virgin.
- Give us a break, woman...
273
00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:01,273
Come here.
274
00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:05,713
After all, today's your big day,
Saint Angela's Day.
275
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:09,154
Come on, straighten out
your little panties,
276
00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:11,515
that'll heal before your wedding day.
277
00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:15,033
So have a seat.
Come on, don't get so upset.
278
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:30,115
It's already dawn. I can hear
a dog yapping and howling.
279
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:36,996
Bitchy?!! She wants to feed.
280
00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:41,554
That fucking fat-ass
is crying bloody murder.
281
00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:43,676
Bitchy! Shut it!
282
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:47,314
You're going to get it!
283
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:51,433
And now let's get down to business,
lovely lady.
284
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:56,395
What do you say we do a thin
little line as consolation?
285
00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:58,592
How about it, Angie?
286
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:03,913
Slide over. Move your ass...
287
00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:11,471
Come on, just move it for a second.
Move your goddamn ass!
288
00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:15,998
Fucking shit!!!
289
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:19,830
And now your whole career's
just gone down the tubes,
290
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:23,754
before I even had a chance to lift
a finger and mobilize my connections.
291
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:27,430
You need to get gone,
my little star... Here and now...
292
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:33,911
Come on. Take your beautiful shoes,
take your souvenir trinkets.
293
00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:37,629
And Madame, we wish to thank you
for participating in our program.
294
00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:41,435
Here are the Gerda automatic doors,
left, right, and goodbye.
295
00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:44,831
The Number3 bus will come
to pick you up shortly.
296
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:03,755
While I was asleep, the Russkies
had entered the apartment,
297
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:06,753
forced their way in and knocked everything
over with the butts of their rifles,
298
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:09,638
shot the images of waterfalls
out of the pictures...
299
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:13,071
They knocked the sky-blue plastic
Motherof God off the fridge,
300
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:15,874
the holy water's splashed all
overthe place,
301
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:18,870
they trampled the tile in the bathroom.
302
00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:21,998
They raped all the women they could fit
here on the sofa bed.
303
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:24,549
This is where they set up
theirgeneral staff,
304
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:27,433
their Ministry of PosteriorAffairs.
305
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,958
When I get up in the morning, look out
the balcony, you know what I see?
306
00:25:32,120 --> 00:25:34,554
The world dying, falling apart.
307
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:39,112
Hey, look who's up...
308
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:42,075
Good morning.
309
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:45,432
You know what...
You want something to eat? Hungry?
310
00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:49,836
You know what, young man?
The world is on the edge of a precipice.
311
00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:52,634
The Americanization of the economy.
312
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:58,955
All this pollution, PVC tile,
this fallout and acid rain.
313
00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:03,514
I'm telling you that we as a people
are done. Plain and simple.
314
00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:07,117
Plus you two have to smoke.
315
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:09,513
Dad...
316
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:11,913
Put it there...
317
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:15,677
Mom, my smoking is a claim of protest
against the West.
318
00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:20,510
Anyway, I already said all this to Magda
while we were having a friendly chat...
319
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:25,118
...about how when I get to America,
I'm going to smoke cigarettes
320
00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:26,799
right there on the street...
321
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:29,394
...even though it's considered rude,
and the entire West
322
00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:31,516
is moving away from it.
323
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:48,997
What the fuck is that?
324
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:55,714
I bought it off the Russkies.
Today's a festival.
325
00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:00,910
A Day without Russkies? Is that today?
326
00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:03,159
There is something else...
327
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:04,789
What?
328
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:07,391
Your dog's dead...
329
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:11,312
What's that supposed to mean?
330
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:15,110
Bitchy is lying there at the garage
and is dead from hunger.
331
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:39,239
Bitchy... Here, look...
Oh, I brought you a hot dog.
332
00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:40,914
Come on, eat it.
333
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:45,870
Yum yum yum...
This is the thanks I get!
334
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:53,517
Fuck. Bitchy, get up!
335
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:57,037
Chill out, Yobbo.
I know you really loved Bitchy.
336
00:27:58,040 --> 00:27:59,632
But now she's dead.
337
00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:02,191
Death walks with us, arm in arm.
338
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:05,193
But wait a minute, hold on...
Hey there, miss: Get out of here!
339
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:08,193
It leaves pain and suffering...
But the wounds heal.
340
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:12,354
The Russkies.
The Russkies poisoned my dog.
341
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:19,792
They kidnapped my brother,
raped my mom, poisoned my dog.
342
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,992
No... The time has come to take
matters into my own hands
343
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:26,112
and break up this whole
Russki vaudeville act!
344
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:35,269
No, stop it. Turn that off...
345
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:37,393
Fuck!
346
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:44,515
Aggression always comes back to you.
347
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:45,915
Okay...
348
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:48,830
It's time for a ceremony...
349
00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:54,952
Well? Look. What do you think?
350
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:58,630
...that Bitchy doesn't end up
where we're going, Yobby.
351
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:02,795
Which is to the very middle of Hell,
to the very bottom...
352
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:04,598
Well, I don't know...
353
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:08,878
Neither do I. What the priest wants,
the priest gets.
354
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:14,752
God's turning over in his grave
while seeing all this.
355
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:18,430
You're such a big-head...
356
00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:22,117
Listen...
Could you take the dog out?
357
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:24,113
Let go of me...
358
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:27,880
Hey... Yesterday you were more polite
toward me, more sensitive.
359
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:30,400
But if that's how it's going to be
- fine then.
360
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:32,311
We don't have to hold
each other's stupid hands.
361
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:34,870
Each of us is a separate,
independent, and free individual.
362
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:37,235
I want that to be clear between us.
363
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:40,995
I'm never going to give up my
friends, my hobbies, or my interests.
364
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:43,071
I want you to know that!
365
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:04,591
Damn, man, what pig
pigged you up so bad?
366
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:07,515
Acertain girl... Acertain perv.
367
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:10,240
Perv? What, is that her name?
368
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:12,356
Because that's what I'm asking you,
not about the type.
369
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:15,193
So... Do you oryourbro have some pot,
or something for the nose?
370
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:16,918
Because that's why I'm here.
371
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:25,311
Damn. This sado-masochistic-goth-bitch
did that to you?
372
00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:27,511
Turn down your vocal, okay?
373
00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:29,671
Did you dig her out of a grave?
374
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:33,276
Ormaybe she's one of those
battery-powered corpses?
375
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:36,550
Hey there, Boss!
376
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:40,757
I want to know yourname!
377
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:45,595
Yourname I want to know!!!
378
00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:52,309
I'm Nata. Natasha. Natasha Blokus.
379
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:54,235
Angelica.
380
00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:58,473
But you can just call me Angela.
Just Angela. Simply Angela.
381
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:01,759
Angela? Simply Angela?
Just Angela, right?
382
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:06,110
You have some cool
bracelets and studs there.
383
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:09,399
How much did they cost you?
384
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:13,196
Different amounts. Because it depends.
I got them on a class trip to Zakopane.
385
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:15,157
That's fucking awesome.
386
00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:19,318
Oh shit...
387
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:23,714
Fuck, Yobbo... I see there was some
serious butchery going on here.
388
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:26,070
Who did you mess up like that,
you freak?
389
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:30,516
My dog just died!
390
00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:35,238
In pain she perished and
stained everything in blood.
391
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:37,716
We've just buried her.
392
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:40,951
Don't fucking dick me around, Yobbo,
393
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:43,879
cause I don't give a shit
about your doggy breeding!
394
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:46,838
You better speak up,
where do you keep your Feta?!
395
00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:51,757
Where did you stash the stuff!
396
00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:56,470
You're so fucked in your brain
397
00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:02,037
that you don't even know
where you stashed your own shit.
398
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:04,869
Anyway Magda told me
that you have some!
399
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:08,869
Fuck, Yobbo...
Where did you stash the shit!
400
00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:11,749
Where the fuck
did you stash the shit?
401
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:20,997
Fuck... Yobbo, Magda told me
you had some... Fuck...
402
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:23,393
Where is it?
403
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:30,793
In a second I'm going to fuck all
your shit up, you fucking asshole!
404
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:35,391
Aha... here it is!!!
405
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:44,154
Fuck, man, I knew you had some.
I knew it...
406
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:59,190
Well, Yobbo... Things are going to end
badly for you today. You'll see...
407
00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:01,874
You and your little goth-slut too!
408
00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:05,919
Fuck!
409
00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:26,598
You want to know why?
You know why?
410
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:29,270
Because I'm fucking pissed
that today there's no powder
411
00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:30,634
in the whole town.
412
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:33,428
Because of No Russkies Day
everything downtown has to be peaches,
413
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:37,110
with a bow around city hall
and fireworks up the mayor's ass.
414
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:38,912
Get the fuck out of my sight.
415
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:43,272
And give me a cigarette.
Give me two.
416
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:45,991
Just give me whatever you have.
417
00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:50,271
You know, you should try to keep
yournegative emotions under control.
418
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:54,391
Yobbo, how much did you pay for her?
419
00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:01,878
Because she must have been
marked down for some sale.
420
00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:25,350
Yobbo... Oh, Yobbo...
421
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:27,670
Let's cut the crap, okay?
422
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:30,678
Come here... Come on...
423
00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:44,119
Snuggle up here...
424
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:47,599
Come on hug me...
425
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:11,956
Where the fuck you think
you're going with that tongue?
426
00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:16,398
Fuck... Now, tell me where
you've hidden the goods.
427
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:18,437
Because it'll be overin a second,
in a second I'll pick up the phone
428
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:19,396
and call the Russkies.
429
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:22,916
Since you don't know, I'll have them come
and give the place a good going-over.
430
00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:27,679
The Bird Milkies. It's in the
box of Bird Milkies. Fuck...
431
00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:04,354
Zdzislaw Sztorm. Sand Factory.
432
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:07,239
You know him?
433
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:09,279
Personally?
434
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:14,315
No. But this Angela here,
seems she knows him.
435
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:17,630
I bet he has cash.
He's a big fish.
436
00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:21,274
Maybe he does, maybe he doesn't.
437
00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:23,596
Maybe he's working on credit cards...
438
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:27,639
We're going to his place right now.
439
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:30,553
We'll get in on his
acquaintance with this Angela.
440
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:32,159
She'll do her hocus-pocus,
441
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:34,316
and we'll fuck him over
for some awesome bank,
442
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:37,199
and then No Russkies Day is ours.
Grilling stands...
443
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:39,356
We'll buy up whatever there is.
444
00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:43,478
Fine. As you wish.
445
00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:56,709
Fuck...
446
00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:00,191
Hey... Damn!
447
00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:06,193
Chill... When she'll collect herself
we can make some good bank off her.
448
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:08,955
"We"? What "we"?
449
00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:11,750
So what kind of music do you listen to?
450
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:20,593
Alittle of everything.
451
00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:25,635
Sometimes the fast kind,
but sometimes slow.
452
00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:29,154
Of the fast kind, what do you like most?
453
00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:32,273
Most of all I like music clips.
454
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:36,149
I just prefer when guys sing.
Hip hop, songs in English about terror,
455
00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:38,595
saying we're living in the ghetto,
you know.
456
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:41,075
Yeah... I like that stuff, too.
457
00:37:42,240 --> 00:37:45,118
So what kind of books do you
like to read? Or newspapers?
458
00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:48,715
Abit of, you know, adventure stuff...
459
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:53,798
Conan the Destroyer, Conan the Barbarian,
Conan Alone in the Big City.
460
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:56,593
I like posters. Jokes. Anecdotes.
TV. Teletext.
461
00:37:57,200 --> 00:37:59,111
Yeah... That's just the same as me.
462
00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:03,272
And do you like to diet?
463
00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:06,476
Zdzislaw Sztorm you know him!?!
464
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:09,032
Sztorm? Sure.
465
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:12,079
That is, I don't,
but I could if I wanted to.
466
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:15,628
- Yobbo, didn't you tell her?
- No, I didn't.
467
00:38:16,240 --> 00:38:19,835
So listen up.
There is this project...
468
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:24,193
We cruise overto Sztorm's
and come on to him,
469
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:27,517
And tell him we're from the organization
for ecological activation,
470
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:29,352
and would he give us some cash
471
00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:32,353
to keep Polish animals from being
annihilated by the Russkies.
472
00:38:32,720 --> 00:38:34,836
Then he says he won't give us anything,
473
00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:37,720
he's in debt, business
is not going well, recession,
474
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:43,313
unemployment, the papers are on him.
Then I say: I have to go take a piss...
475
00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:47,432
And here's where you come in,
476
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:50,036
here's your part in the program.
477
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:54,917
Real smooth, you lean over,
you slide your tongue out.
478
00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:01,836
You recite a poem about animals.
479
00:39:02,240 --> 00:39:05,516
It doesn't have to be especially
romantic or anything...
480
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:08,877
The main thing is that
it has to be from memory.
481
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:15,552
Then he strips you down and
does you, and the cash is ours.
482
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:21,353
Where did you hear about
Organization for Ecological Activation?
483
00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:24,717
I read it in the teletext.
484
00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:28,478
I don't know if you know, but I'm
a member of that organization.
485
00:39:28,720 --> 00:39:31,473
We're fighting for animal
emancipation and liberation,
486
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:32,954
for their own voice in the matter.
487
00:39:33,240 --> 00:39:36,437
Speaking about the poem,
I'll dedicate it "To Robert."
488
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:42,276
An epitaph for a withered man:
489
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:47,553
"Your listless hands keep
silent in your pockets.
490
00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:52,272
If you want to know,
there was never an us.
491
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:56,310
If you want to know,
there is still no us.
492
00:39:56,720 --> 00:39:59,234
This is the moment of
silence honoring us.
493
00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:03,714
And even if we are making love,
it's only by ourselves.
494
00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:08,915
You're so egoistic
that you do only yourself.
495
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:18,273
Great...
496
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:24,353
If I had that kind of talent,
497
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:27,914
I'd write that, too.
498
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:30,391
Exactly. Identical to your poem.
499
00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:33,754
Only addressed differently.
500
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:36,828
To Lolo. By Natasha Blokus.
501
00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:40,430
I hate you, you meat-beating deviant.
I won't be with you.
502
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:43,598
Good... Down to business.
503
00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:45,632
What do you think, Yobbo?
504
00:40:46,720 --> 00:40:49,678
To my taste it's good...
It's good.
505
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:56,316
You might emphasize
that it's to Robert.
506
00:40:56,840 --> 00:41:01,356
That might get Sztorm going
on the issue of ecology,
507
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:07,360
because that's his son.
508
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:09,034
That's great!
509
00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:13,869
- Let's go.
- But where are we going?
510
00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:21,600
Hold it! Where are you going?
You're not going anywhere.
511
00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:22,874
- Why not?
- You're staying home.
512
00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:25,719
Angela's with me, and you're
staying home. You've had your share.
513
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:27,672
Get yourself together,
clean off those intestines
514
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:29,591
so that you look like
a decent human being,
515
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:32,911
and at the festival you can score
yourself some decent, unmenstruating ass
516
00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:36,112
that'll earn you some speed.
We're out of here.
517
00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:39,398
That's it, goodbye, and see you later.
518
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:08,352
You want a fag?
519
00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:10,788
If you get me a large cola and fries,
520
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:13,633
I'll tell you something
I know 100% for sure.
521
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:17,040
I could get the same thing
for a small cola at most.
522
00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:25,517
The winner of today's Miss contest
at 18hrs is going to be Magda!
523
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:28,193
So what?
524
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:36,200
She's going to win the contest cause she
gave it up to one of the organizers.
525
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:38,350
Sztorm.
But it was worth it, right?
526
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:41,393
When she wins she's supposed to get
a mountain bike and a tiara and all other stuff.
527
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:44,631
But Yobbo, listen to the best part...
Magda's going away.
528
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:46,950
She's flying off for warmer climes.
529
00:42:51,240 --> 00:42:55,153
This organizer wants to take her away
to the Reich. And maybe me, too...
530
00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:56,549
As we're not going to see
each other again, Yobbo,
531
00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:58,870
for once you could be fair
at the very end:
532
00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:01,878
A soda and fries, now,
because I have the munchies.
533
00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:10,119
- I have one question for you besides.
- Shoot.
534
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:13,398
Will you tell me what really
happened between you and Magda?
535
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:15,198
I II tell you shit.
536
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:17,840
I know all about it anyway,
so you don't have to
537
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:19,796
tell me anything at all,
because I already know.
538
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:22,679
You could still have changed
everything, put everything right,
539
00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:25,633
when you were at the sea
and Magda wanted to be with you.
540
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:27,478
She confessed everything to me.
541
00:43:27,720 --> 00:43:29,233
But you were jealous,
and in the morning,
542
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:31,750
waking up in that apartment
where you'd tricked her into going,
543
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:35,628
she told herself deep down
that she can't be with you.
544
00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:40,477
So she walked.
And that was your merit, Yobbo.
545
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:45,236
Watch where the fuck you're going.
546
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:08,678
Maslowska... Maslowska.
547
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:11,440
This time stick to the subject.
Agreed?
548
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:40,433
Magda!
549
00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:45,874
Magda!
550
00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:52,712
This is for you, of course,
you lovely ladies and gentlemen.
551
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:53,949
Magda!
552
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:57,434
- Magda!
- Cool it down my friend.
553
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:01,591
I have to talk with my girlfriend.
554
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:05,589
In just a moment, the prettiest girls
from our region in their swimsuits...
555
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:06,915
Magda!
556
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:08,228
Shut up!
557
00:46:08,720 --> 00:46:10,631
What the fuck, is this
a festival for Russkies?
558
00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:11,829
For what fucking Russkies?
559
00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:15,669
You get a VIP, you get
her chatting, dickhead.
560
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:22,320
Applause for our chairman,
Zdzislaw Sztorm,
561
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:24,197
the main sponsor of today's events.
562
00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:25,555
Kacper!
563
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:29,233
Kacper!
564
00:46:34,240 --> 00:46:37,596
Come a little closer, girls...
Don't be shy.
565
00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:40,399
Yo, Yobby, what's up?
566
00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:43,558
Here we have Contestant #1.
567
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:46,713
Where did you get that?
568
00:46:48,720 --> 00:46:50,920
It was scattered around here and there.
You know how it is.
569
00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:53,354
Cool, give me that, cause
I have to talk to Magda.
570
00:46:53,720 --> 00:46:55,631
Alovely dream, isn't it?
571
00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:59,198
With Magda? But you're not
together anymore.
572
00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:02,710
Let's meet the next contestant.
573
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:05,236
Contestant #2.
Please introduce yourself.
574
00:47:07,240 --> 00:47:08,514
Come on...
575
00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:13,276
- Fucking give it to me...
- Moment...
576
00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:16,918
I'd like to go abroad.
To France and Paris.
577
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:18,831
To both places. Bravo.
578
00:47:20,720 --> 00:47:23,029
And Contestant #3.
579
00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:27,794
- Magda.
- Magda. What's your dream?
580
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:29,069
Ala.
581
00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:34,829
She's a volunteer.
She studies economics.
582
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:38,396
No. I'm finishing a secretarial
course in German.
583
00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:41,429
When I finish the course
I'll be able to work anywhere,
584
00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:44,792
like in an office,
or as a receptionist.
585
00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:48,354
Hey, come with us.
586
00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:50,988
We'll have some beers
and talk about Magda.
587
00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:52,752
No, Kacper, no way.
588
00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:55,753
If it's going to be like that
I'm going home.
589
00:47:56,520 --> 00:47:57,714
Cola, then.
590
00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:06,035
And now, the Disco-Polo troupe
Focus, from Bialystok!
591
00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:24,273
Pardon me. I have to use
the bathroom.
592
00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:53,713
She's hopeless.
593
00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:56,229
I've been with her two days,
and she's already telling me
594
00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:58,954
to come to her house
for lunch with her parents.
595
00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:03,437
Theres no doing her. Forget it.
I've already been working on that.
596
00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:07,915
I'll give a trunk load of speed
to the guy who screws her first.
597
00:49:09,560 --> 00:49:11,312
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
598
00:49:11,560 --> 00:49:13,278
Before that pro-family cunt
comes back, I have to let this out:
599
00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:16,397
Fuck, fuck, motherfucking cock-sucking
son of an eat-fucking-shit-and-die
600
00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:18,909
you motherfucking asshole.
601
00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:22,272
Magda's telling everybody that
it's over between you two. Fuck...
602
00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:34,556
Magda's telling everybody that
it's overbetween you two.
603
00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:39,275
I'm sorry. You're talking about Magda?
604
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:43,191
I have a friend named Magda,
she's in my class.
605
00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:45,437
Her name is Magda Stencel.
606
00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:48,873
No, we were actually talking about
a different Magda.
607
00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:54,309
You know, Kacper, I get the feeling
you're not eating well, you know?
608
00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:56,551
Because you're so nervous.
609
00:49:56,880 --> 00:49:59,030
You're really always
a bundle of nerves.
610
00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:03,752
I'll be right back.
Talk amongst yourselves.
611
00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:11,433
Listen, Andrzej.
612
00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:14,634
I'd like you to tell me one thing.
613
00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:17,275
But honestly, as a friend.
614
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:18,879
Even the worst truth.
615
00:50:19,040 --> 00:50:22,874
Because for me even the worst truth
is better than the prettiest lie.
616
00:50:24,040 --> 00:50:25,712
Does Kacper do drugs?
617
00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:28,795
No.
618
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:32,989
That's good, because I do not
tolerate that swamp.
619
00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:36,631
They say it destroys your mind,
kills your brain cells,
620
00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:41,512
and then people are totally sick,
physically and mentally wasted.
621
00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:44,509
You see, Ala... Is it okay
if I call you that-Ala?
622
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:45,555
Yes.
623
00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:48,518
It's hard for me to say this,
but I have to be honest
624
00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:50,875
with a girl such as yourself.
625
00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:54,795
Kacperis a common criminal,
626
00:50:57,600 --> 00:50:59,238
that is, he's a rapist.
627
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:03,398
You really are tasteless.
628
00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:07,470
Look, you can laugh if you want, Ala...
629
00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:10,390
I'm only telling you honestly
what I know.
630
00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:12,994
Alot of women are crying
because of him...
631
00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:19,468
Forgive the expression,
but he's a common pervert.
632
00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:26,718
You're just joking, Andrzej...
You're making fun of me...
633
00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:30,437
He's not worthy of you, Ala.
He's not...
634
00:51:34,440 --> 00:51:38,280
- Are yourfolks home?
- No. My parents went to the church fair,
635
00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:40,919
and then they're staying
at my aunt and uncle's.
636
00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:44,078
It's a crazy-interesting magazine,
you know?
637
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:46,073
Really up to snuff.
638
00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:51,354
It has interesting articles,
interviews, crosswords.
639
00:51:52,240 --> 00:51:55,710
It's ostensibly a women's journal,
but in my opinion...
640
00:51:59,040 --> 00:52:02,157
Men can find a lot of interesting
things for themselves.
641
00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:06,149
They've printed a very cool
and engaging article.
642
00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:12,833
The author's name is Dorota Maslowska,
and she's sixteen years old.
643
00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:18,989
Despite the age difference, I think
that we could become friends.
644
00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:23,438
At such a young age, she creates,
645
00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:27,832
writes, has artistic talent.
646
00:52:28,160 --> 00:52:29,559
Because even though I think
647
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:32,479
she's a little lost
in the contemporary world,
648
00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:37,350
if she were to meet me,
and if we were to like each other,
649
00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:40,193
she'd have a chance
for a better life,
650
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:44,678
and all her feelings and problems
would simply become easier!
651
00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:55,196
Because you know, Andrzej...
652
00:52:55,680 --> 00:52:59,958
Whatever you think of me, Andrzej,
653
00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:02,953
I wasn't always the way I am now.
654
00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:13,555
I used to fight with my mom, too.
I wanted to be somebody else.
655
00:53:14,680 --> 00:53:17,035
I even thought about
chopping off my hair,
656
00:53:17,240 --> 00:53:19,993
about totally changing
my personality.
657
00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:23,909
But fortunately my mom always
stuck by me, like a friend.
658
00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:26,754
She was strict sometimes,
like a mother should be,
659
00:53:27,160 --> 00:53:29,276
but I think it did me good.
660
00:53:33,160 --> 00:53:37,119
- Are they both named Ala, too?
- Of course not!
661
00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:40,551
You don't give animals people names.
662
00:53:41,240 --> 00:53:43,356
Animals have no souls.
663
00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:48,756
What do you think about politics?
664
00:53:49,760 --> 00:53:53,196
About this whole war between
the Poles and the Russkies?
665
00:53:55,520 --> 00:53:58,432
What are your thoughts on the matter?
666
00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:03,636
My dad, who's very prudent,
667
00:54:04,240 --> 00:54:06,310
and thanks to that under the Commies,
668
00:54:06,520 --> 00:54:09,910
we always had a big selection
of different meats.
669
00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:12,119
And he says:
670
00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:15,717
That one shouldn't have
any binding opinions.
671
00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:22,671
So Andrzej, if someone asks you:
Who do you support,
672
00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:25,959
I'm telling you:
673
00:54:26,920 --> 00:54:31,311
Refrain from
any ostentatious opinion.
674
00:54:32,960 --> 00:54:35,076
Because you can lose.
675
00:54:57,640 --> 00:54:59,995
So what do you study, Andrzej?
676
00:55:01,440 --> 00:55:03,431
Business and administration!
677
00:55:04,920 --> 00:55:08,799
Holy cow! I was supposed
to study that, too...
678
00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:13,351
My parents chose that track for me
way back in elementary school,
679
00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:16,398
but I didn't get in because
there weren't any spots open.
680
00:55:16,920 --> 00:55:19,514
But my mom says that it wasn't that
there weren't any spots open,
681
00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:22,239
but that I didn't get in
because of the corruption,
682
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:25,233
the cronyism and the incompetence
of the ruling elites,
683
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:27,960
and the generally bad
situation in the country.
684
00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:30,396
Fuckin' shit.
This ain't my game.
685
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:32,911
You have a bathroom here?
686
00:55:33,520 --> 00:55:37,798
Sure. To the right,
straight down the hall.
687
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:48,753
- I'm going back to the festival.
- Oh no, do you have to go already?
688
00:56:48,840 --> 00:56:52,469
Let me show you pictures
from my sister's wedding, okay?
689
00:56:53,840 --> 00:56:57,833
It was a really lovely wedding, with
really good food and in general. Wait...
690
00:57:18,960 --> 00:57:21,235
Calm down, little fuckers...
691
00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:28,357
Alittle bit of urine from a normal
person will do you better
692
00:57:29,680 --> 00:57:35,630
than a hectoliter of mentally
ill water from Mother Superior.
693
00:58:57,520 --> 00:59:00,512
What are you clinging to me
like that for? Fag...
694
00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:09,238
What are you on, what?
It must have been wicked stuff.
695
00:59:09,600 --> 00:59:12,034
It's because of the news about Magda,
you were taking a bus to the other world?
696
00:59:12,120 --> 00:59:14,918
Good thing I was going the same way,
because you'd be in deeper shit,
697
00:59:15,080 --> 00:59:18,470
you were already in such a state
that three random passengers
698
00:59:18,640 --> 00:59:21,234
and one lady had to help me.
699
00:59:22,200 --> 00:59:25,431
You got fucking drool all over
my sleeve and my cell phone.
700
00:59:25,640 --> 00:59:29,030
And in the end I invested
a whole speed on your gums,
701
00:59:29,200 --> 00:59:32,636
and even then you bust my balls
about some gay inclinations?
702
00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:35,314
Like, what kind of news about Magda?
703
00:59:35,760 --> 00:59:38,479
You didn't hear? Magda didn't win
the Miss contest.
704
00:59:38,920 --> 00:59:40,876
How she didn't when she had to.
705
00:59:41,280 --> 00:59:43,635
She had to, she had to
but she didn't.
706
00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:45,080
The shady manager-type
screwed her over.
707
00:59:45,080 --> 00:59:47,435
He had debts to some
Sztorm guy.
708
00:59:47,600 --> 00:59:49,352
And... Natasha won!
709
00:59:51,080 --> 00:59:53,514
There was also some metal-head
cunt with them
710
00:59:53,680 --> 00:59:55,989
and she got the title
for Miss Audience Choice,
711
00:59:56,160 --> 01:00:00,711
but for 100% no normal guy would
screw her while sober.
712
01:00:02,040 --> 01:00:03,632
I have to drink something.
713
01:00:03,840 --> 01:00:05,751
So then fucking drink, don't talk.
714
01:00:06,480 --> 01:00:08,516
I'm not drinking from a puddle.
715
01:00:10,240 --> 01:00:11,992
Fuck. Come on.
716
01:00:18,640 --> 01:00:19,959
Large colas.
717
01:00:27,120 --> 01:00:28,951
What the fuck?! Pour that cola
and make it snappy.
718
01:00:29,040 --> 01:00:31,156
Yobby is fucking thirsty,
and if you don't,
719
01:00:31,280 --> 01:00:33,714
I'll go there and help you out,
but you wouldn't want that.
720
01:00:42,640 --> 01:00:44,517
The truth is that from each cola
721
01:00:44,720 --> 01:00:47,553
they're charging for
herlabor and courtesy.
722
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:53,791
It can't fucking be that just now
she has her period, makes faces, sulks,
723
01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:56,953
and makes feminist
cola-pouring for a half-hour...
724
01:00:58,920 --> 01:01:00,558
Give me that cola!
725
01:01:00,880 --> 01:01:04,793
Whore of Babylon...
Give me the cola!
726
01:01:23,640 --> 01:01:27,155
Fourzloties, twen... forty groszy.
727
01:01:28,840 --> 01:01:32,594
- Four zloties, forty groszy.
- Osama's going to fuck you up anyway.
728
01:01:32,800 --> 01:01:36,554
Osama's going to fuck you up
for sucking all those Eurococks.
729
01:01:39,240 --> 01:01:44,189
Give me that! Come on,
give it to me, bitch!
730
01:01:44,400 --> 01:01:46,595
Come on, come on. Give it to me!
731
01:01:46,880 --> 01:01:49,872
I always wanted this sort of shit
for my First Communion!
732
01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:53,112
And now dig up another one
of these devices for Yobbo here.
733
01:01:55,920 --> 01:01:58,036
What the fuck you looking at?
734
01:01:58,200 --> 01:01:59,952
Come on, bitch... chop-chop.
Only one that works!
735
01:02:00,040 --> 01:02:02,110
One, two...
Here you go. Please...
736
01:02:07,120 --> 01:02:11,671
Full gratis, Babylon's treat,
promotion from the U.S.A. Occasion!
737
01:02:17,880 --> 01:02:19,836
And you, for fuck's sake,
go have more sex.
738
01:02:20,040 --> 01:02:22,395
And take off that apron.
Because you look damn awful.
739
01:02:22,720 --> 01:02:24,358
Like you're sick.
740
01:02:30,440 --> 01:02:31,953
Cool, huh?
741
01:02:32,680 --> 01:02:34,193
Fucking awesome.
742
01:02:35,160 --> 01:02:37,310
Go overthere...
743
01:02:37,440 --> 01:02:39,840
You go over to the other side of
the street, and I'll stay here...
744
01:02:39,840 --> 01:02:41,717
...and we'll chat.
745
01:02:49,080 --> 01:02:53,119
Hello. Hello.
This is base. Over.
746
01:02:53,760 --> 01:02:56,274
What's the password?
What's the password? Over.
747
01:02:56,440 --> 01:03:01,195
Birds... fly in flocks.
748
01:03:04,200 --> 01:03:07,158
Error. Error. Incorrect password.
749
01:03:12,440 --> 01:03:13,873
What did you say?
750
01:03:16,320 --> 01:03:18,709
This is an incorrect password.
751
01:03:20,360 --> 01:03:24,239
What do you mean incorrect?
What's wrong with it?
752
01:03:25,360 --> 01:03:27,271
You just gave the wrong
password thats all.
753
01:03:27,480 --> 01:03:29,994
What's that, in frocks?
754
01:03:30,480 --> 01:03:31,799
You crazy?
755
01:03:38,480 --> 01:03:41,392
So what the fuck's
your password, then?
756
01:03:42,120 --> 01:03:46,671
Let's have it! What's your
motherfucking password?
757
01:03:47,200 --> 01:03:49,430
It's... different!
758
01:03:49,840 --> 01:03:51,034
Different!
759
01:03:51,280 --> 01:03:53,077
Eitheryou know how to play
or you don't,
760
01:03:53,280 --> 01:03:55,748
either you know the password
or you don't, and if not,
761
01:03:55,920 --> 01:03:57,672
then you'd betternot start.
762
01:04:07,320 --> 01:04:11,279
This is fucking base.
Reporting the password:
763
01:04:12,120 --> 01:04:14,270
Yobbo gives Moscow head.
764
01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:16,795
Yobby gives Moscow head.
765
01:04:17,080 --> 01:04:18,308
Over.
766
01:04:22,880 --> 01:04:26,395
Lines are cut.
Situation of alert.
767
01:04:26,480 --> 01:04:29,119
Lefty's a fag,
768
01:04:29,640 --> 01:04:31,915
a gay, and a eunuch.
769
01:04:36,920 --> 01:04:39,229
Transmission cancelled.
770
01:04:40,320 --> 01:04:43,153
Yobbo is a prick!!!
771
01:04:45,440 --> 01:04:49,194
And his mom takes her panties off
for the Russkies.
772
01:04:54,280 --> 01:04:55,793
Over. Over.
773
01:04:57,080 --> 01:05:00,789
Arka Gdynia F.C.
Sucks balls!
774
01:05:32,160 --> 01:05:34,071
- What the fuck?
- So what the fuck?
775
01:05:34,280 --> 01:05:37,352
- So what the fuck?
- So what the fuck?
776
01:07:09,560 --> 01:07:11,118
Good evening.
777
01:07:14,480 --> 01:07:15,629
Holy fuck...
778
01:07:18,320 --> 01:07:19,389
Please...
779
01:07:37,440 --> 01:07:43,913
Thank you, Satan, my beloved lord.
780
01:07:44,480 --> 01:07:47,392
Nothing's gonna change it now
781
01:07:47,480 --> 01:07:50,677
I'm the most beautiful in the land.
782
01:08:04,200 --> 01:08:10,036
Welcome, and may the black suns
shine... forever.
783
01:08:17,120 --> 01:08:21,511
Let's put the bald one in Room 22.
Have Maslowska write up his statement.
784
01:08:22,240 --> 01:08:25,277
Avery good idea. I like it.
785
01:08:28,040 --> 01:08:30,508
I'll take the clean-shaven one.
786
01:08:33,600 --> 01:08:34,589
Take his statement, Maslowska.
787
01:08:34,680 --> 01:08:38,719
Then take it over to the Chief
with some coffee and cake.
788
01:08:39,080 --> 01:08:40,035
Fine...
789
01:08:40,240 --> 01:08:41,434
Here...
790
01:09:00,320 --> 01:09:02,595
Wazz up? How's it going?
791
01:09:03,360 --> 01:09:04,793
Last name.
792
01:09:05,880 --> 01:09:07,632
Wormski.
793
01:09:09,600 --> 01:09:10,635
First name.
794
01:09:10,840 --> 01:09:12,558
Andrzej. Nice to meet you.
795
01:09:13,400 --> 01:09:15,470
- What's yours?
- I'm Dorota.
796
01:09:18,120 --> 01:09:19,872
Some awesome name...
797
01:09:20,320 --> 01:09:22,595
Your mother's maiden name.
798
01:09:23,040 --> 01:09:25,031
You choose that name for yourself?
799
01:09:25,240 --> 01:09:28,630
Yes by myself and some nice folks
also helped me out with it.
800
01:09:29,280 --> 01:09:33,319
Give me your mom's maiden name,
cause I have to put it down here.
801
01:09:34,200 --> 01:09:38,113
I'm having a hard time remembering it...
I'm pretty sure I had a mother...
802
01:09:38,760 --> 01:09:40,512
But when it was? How?
803
01:09:40,680 --> 01:09:46,232
Try lzabela Wormska n�e Maciak.
804
01:09:48,200 --> 01:09:52,398
You say it, and I'll pretend
I didn't know. I'll be typing it here.
805
01:09:54,160 --> 01:09:56,390
Her name... Just a minute...
806
01:09:56,840 --> 01:10:02,153
Just say it, and I'll pretend
I didn't know. I'll type it out. Okay...
807
01:10:02,760 --> 01:10:05,718
Izabela Wormska n�e Maciak.
808
01:10:06,480 --> 01:10:09,552
You can't even remember three
words Yobbo, you dumfuck.
809
01:10:13,200 --> 01:10:15,794
Hold on. How do you know my nick?
810
01:10:16,200 --> 01:10:18,555
They said it on the closed-circuit TV.
811
01:10:19,240 --> 01:10:22,277
Really? And besides that you're ok?
812
01:10:22,640 --> 01:10:26,189
You come from a decent family, etc...
Everyone's in good health?
813
01:10:26,600 --> 01:10:28,033
Absolutely.
814
01:10:30,800 --> 01:10:32,472
Show me that!
815
01:10:34,960 --> 01:10:41,672
Lzabela Wormski n�e Ma...
Yobbo starts to look around suspiciously.
816
01:10:43,800 --> 01:10:46,439
Maslowska stares at her keyboard.
817
01:10:47,800 --> 01:10:52,000
What the fuck's this?
You trying your hand at poetry?
818
01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:54,753
What's going on here?
You have more of this?
819
01:10:55,400 --> 01:10:56,799
Lots more.
820
01:10:58,240 --> 01:11:00,435
Natasha strangles him...
821
01:11:00,920 --> 01:11:03,639
So, you got the stuff
in the Bird Milkies!
822
01:11:05,400 --> 01:11:08,836
He picks her up under the armpits
and drags her to the TV room.
823
01:11:11,840 --> 01:11:14,400
Yobbo reaches into his pocket and pulls
out a baggie with the rest of the crank.
824
01:11:14,480 --> 01:11:17,278
The crank's is white...
Robert...
825
01:11:18,560 --> 01:11:20,198
Robert Sztorm?
826
01:11:23,680 --> 01:11:25,432
You fucking bitch!
827
01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:31,596
That's heavy. You can't lift it,
because you might start sweating,
828
01:11:31,880 --> 01:11:34,189
you could slip a disk,
or you might start
829
01:11:34,400 --> 01:11:36,709
pissing uncontrollably
and soil yourself.
830
01:11:36,880 --> 01:11:38,598
So just leave it here.
831
01:11:42,560 --> 01:11:46,235
And put down your arms.
One... Two...
832
01:11:46,840 --> 01:11:49,070
Or... raise them.
833
01:11:49,720 --> 01:11:51,870
And close your eyes.
834
01:11:53,000 --> 01:11:54,319
Sit down.
835
01:11:55,640 --> 01:11:58,757
- And...
- Help! Torture!!!
836
01:11:59,280 --> 01:12:00,793
Calm down.
837
01:12:01,800 --> 01:12:03,791
Put your hands down.
Chill...
838
01:12:06,720 --> 01:12:10,080
There's a lot in the world going on,
but amazingly there're just
839
01:12:10,080 --> 01:12:13,152
as many things in the world
that are not going on.
840
01:12:15,400 --> 01:12:17,675
For example, this place here
- isn't here.
841
01:12:17,960 --> 01:12:21,396
This place isn't here. It's not.
For example, look.
842
01:12:21,720 --> 01:12:23,438
Please knock over here!
843
01:12:27,640 --> 01:12:31,110
Maslowska, finally write that
prick up and get it to the Chief.
844
01:12:31,280 --> 01:12:32,554
Get out.
845
01:12:33,720 --> 01:12:35,039
Sorry.
846
01:12:37,840 --> 01:12:40,877
You see, this place isn't really here.
847
01:12:42,880 --> 01:12:44,438
Take these walls, for instance.
848
01:12:44,640 --> 01:12:46,710
There isn't even any reinforced
concrete or brick.
849
01:12:46,880 --> 01:12:49,075
They're old newspapers
pressed together.
850
01:12:52,640 --> 01:12:56,315
It's all makeshift, Yobbo,
none of this is...
851
01:13:00,720 --> 01:13:03,996
So if something's going to exist
under these circumstances,
852
01:13:04,360 --> 01:13:06,590
I have to type it out
on that typewriter.
853
01:13:10,440 --> 01:13:12,396
Okay... Well, okay...
854
01:13:17,120 --> 01:13:19,588
Sure, I understand everything.
855
01:13:21,080 --> 01:13:22,433
I get it.
856
01:13:22,840 --> 01:13:25,479
You're not here, I'm not here,
we're not here.
857
01:13:25,720 --> 01:13:28,280
I've heard this somewhere before.
858
01:13:29,720 --> 01:13:33,076
And I think it's great...
Only I'm getting the fuck out of here.
859
01:13:33,560 --> 01:13:36,120
I didn't come here for
psychiatric electroshock,
860
01:13:36,440 --> 01:13:38,635
but to give an honest
authentic statement.
861
01:13:39,920 --> 01:13:42,718
Either my statement or it's over.
I'm not joining the cult,
862
01:13:42,880 --> 01:13:45,440
I have enough things to keep me
busy in my free time.
863
01:13:45,800 --> 01:13:49,349
Ok, there's nothing to talk about.
You're free to go.
864
01:13:49,520 --> 01:13:53,229
Just don't catch a cold,
and don't trip, and watch your head,
865
01:13:53,680 --> 01:13:57,912
and drop by sometime to play checkers.
I'm crazy for checkers.
866
01:14:00,440 --> 01:14:04,353
Sure. All the best in your
new path in life.
867
01:14:04,640 --> 01:14:09,156
I hope you get some new,
decked-out letters for your typewriter,
868
01:14:09,360 --> 01:14:11,396
letters that no one's
even heard of before.
869
01:14:11,640 --> 01:14:12,834
What should I wish myself,
870
01:14:13,040 --> 01:14:16,112
cause from the movie it seems
that I'm writing a book about it.
871
01:14:16,560 --> 01:14:18,994
So write... Write, write,
write, write...
872
01:14:19,160 --> 01:14:23,199
Make it a memoir.
Call it, I Was Fucked in the Head!
873
01:15:01,040 --> 01:15:04,953
Styrofoam! Fiberglass
insulation, right!?
874
01:15:05,160 --> 01:15:06,229
Cardboard?
875
01:15:07,120 --> 01:15:10,430
So the whole town is made of
this stuff!?!
876
01:15:10,640 --> 01:15:11,789
Oh here we go!
877
01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:15,595
Here are the elephants that walked
through me and destroyed my heart.
878
01:15:15,840 --> 01:15:17,990
No! They're fleas! Fleas!
879
01:15:18,640 --> 01:15:20,676
And me? I'm a dog.
880
01:15:21,040 --> 01:15:23,429
I was like a circus dog
881
01:15:23,640 --> 01:15:26,632
that gets nothing but more
whipcracks in the face,
882
01:15:26,800 --> 01:15:28,950
not even a "thank you",
nor a "fuck off."
883
01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:35,755
I'm a circus dog with no spark.
884
01:15:36,040 --> 01:15:39,077
Because there is no more fire.
It's burnt out...
885
01:15:39,240 --> 01:15:40,719
Oh... here we go...
886
01:15:44,680 --> 01:15:47,114
Now all I want to do, is die.
887
01:15:49,160 --> 01:15:50,752
And at the last moment,
888
01:15:50,920 --> 01:15:54,674
when I'm about to die,
I want to see Magda...
889
01:15:55,800 --> 01:15:57,028
Magda...
890
01:15:57,560 --> 01:15:59,596
As she's leaning over me...
891
01:16:00,720 --> 01:16:04,633
Magda saying to me: Don't die...
892
01:16:07,080 --> 01:16:09,435
Don't die, Yobbo...
893
01:17:05,040 --> 01:17:06,519
Hey, Yobbo...
894
01:17:08,840 --> 01:17:11,229
Hey, Yobbo, don't die...
895
01:17:13,200 --> 01:17:14,918
Keep on living.
896
01:17:19,800 --> 01:17:21,233
It's me, Magda...
897
01:17:25,160 --> 01:17:29,517
Well, I know...
I know it was all my fault,
898
01:17:30,920 --> 01:17:35,630
but now I'll be all yours,
just don't die...
899
01:17:36,240 --> 01:17:39,277
Come on, isn't the whole
point to have a good time?
900
01:17:39,640 --> 01:17:41,596
And that was all
just a big joke...
901
01:17:41,880 --> 01:17:44,560
I wasn't really with anybody else,
902
01:17:44,560 --> 01:17:48,872
not with Lefty,
or with that manager guy.
903
01:17:48,960 --> 01:17:53,033
I was just joking to make
you angry, you idiot!
904
01:17:54,320 --> 01:17:57,198
But now everything's going
to be alright.
905
01:17:58,920 --> 01:18:00,831
I have an appointment
at the solarium today,
906
01:18:01,000 --> 01:18:02,956
I don't have time now
for threats.
907
01:18:04,000 --> 01:18:05,877
Yobbo, you moron!
908
01:18:06,920 --> 01:18:12,631
Yobbo, it's me, it's Magda,
Magda... Magda... It's me...
909
01:18:16,000 --> 01:18:17,877
Yobbo don't be so stupid...
910
01:18:18,160 --> 01:18:23,632
they want to grow themselves
a rhododendron out of you for the hall.
911
01:18:26,320 --> 01:18:30,677
Here, Yobbo... Look.
I'll turn on a radio program for you.
912
01:18:31,000 --> 01:18:32,956
Listen, you'll feel better right away?
913
01:18:33,120 --> 01:18:35,680
I'll leave it here.
And you can read the paper...
914
01:18:36,080 --> 01:18:39,675
Motorcycles. Your favorite.
Just don't die.
915
01:18:40,840 --> 01:18:45,550
If you can just don't die,
if you want things to be good between us.
916
01:19:54,920 --> 01:19:56,148
Attention!
917
01:19:56,760 --> 01:19:59,228
Helo, I'm the director's assistant.
Come in...
918
01:19:59,440 --> 01:20:00,350
Hello.
919
01:20:00,560 --> 01:20:02,710
Make-up, costume, picture...
920
01:20:04,160 --> 01:20:07,197
Good... I have today's lines...
921
01:20:07,360 --> 01:20:09,749
Please follow me to your
dressing room...
922
01:20:12,440 --> 01:20:13,475
Good morning
923
01:20:13,800 --> 01:20:15,119
Hello...
924
01:20:23,000 --> 01:20:26,231
Here's your suit.
Please put it on right away.
925
01:20:29,840 --> 01:20:31,353
Is everything alright?
926
01:20:31,960 --> 01:20:33,359
The television is...
927
01:20:34,240 --> 01:20:36,879
Could I have a glass of water?
928
01:20:39,440 --> 01:20:40,350
Thank you.
929
01:20:40,440 --> 01:20:43,273
The remote... It's gone...
Where's the remote?
930
01:20:43,440 --> 01:20:45,351
Fucking hell...
Could I get a remote!
931
01:20:45,600 --> 01:20:48,160
Oh, I'm sorry.
Here's the remote.
932
01:20:54,960 --> 01:20:57,997
For many Ukrainians Poland seems
like a paradise where
933
01:20:58,160 --> 01:21:00,833
they come for a better life.
934
01:21:07,400 --> 01:21:10,676
Welcome, everyone,
to a new episode of Devil TV.
935
01:21:10,960 --> 01:21:14,111
Today I have the pleasure of
welcoming our very special guest,
936
01:21:14,360 --> 01:21:18,876
Andrzej "Yobbo" Wormski.
937
01:21:35,880 --> 01:21:39,634
Andrzej, weren't you just
a little afraid?
938
01:21:40,240 --> 01:21:44,119
Well, um... Sure,
I was a little scared.
939
01:21:44,320 --> 01:21:46,470
- He was scared.
- Yes. I admit it.
940
01:21:47,120 --> 01:21:49,475
And who wouldn't be scared?
Who wouldn't be?
941
01:21:49,640 --> 01:21:51,915
You know, it's a strange
neighborhood down there,
942
01:21:52,120 --> 01:21:54,156
it's almost completely burnt out.
943
01:21:54,280 --> 01:21:57,909
Try going there yourself, not knowing
anybody there, not having any contacts,
944
01:21:58,080 --> 01:22:00,355
it's like the first dog
you run into will piss on you.
945
01:22:00,520 --> 01:22:04,354
It's one of those projects where
you don't go out after 4 pm.
946
01:22:08,480 --> 01:22:10,118
Thank you.
947
01:22:11,640 --> 01:22:16,156
So it was like this.
I heard these noises,
948
01:22:17,200 --> 01:22:22,320
and all of a sudden,
all the lights went out,
949
01:22:23,480 --> 01:22:26,199
and it got dark,
950
01:22:27,000 --> 01:22:28,991
and the sun was frozen
951
01:22:29,440 --> 01:22:33,194
like it was covered in duct tape.
952
01:22:34,240 --> 01:22:38,233
I was like fuck, what a trip...
953
01:22:39,960 --> 01:22:42,190
That's what I was thinking
to myself, right?
954
01:22:42,360 --> 01:22:45,193
Because you don't know
if it's you who's standing,
955
01:22:45,360 --> 01:22:49,148
orif it's the air
that's thickerin that place
956
01:22:50,640 --> 01:22:52,437
Mr. Andrzej...
957
01:22:53,280 --> 01:22:56,955
This is all really lovely, just beautiful.
Yourpoems, yourmemoirs...
958
01:22:57,160 --> 01:23:00,516
It's all relevant,
but what were you feeling?
959
01:23:04,280 --> 01:23:07,113
Well, that's hard to say...
960
01:23:10,160 --> 01:23:11,673
The Knights of the Cross!
961
01:23:12,960 --> 01:23:15,235
Fire!
Alot of fire!
962
01:23:16,120 --> 01:23:17,917
Alot of fire!
963
01:23:19,120 --> 01:23:21,953
This scar here on my forehead.
Here...
964
01:23:26,520 --> 01:23:30,399
That was Satan... Satan slamed me
across the face with his staff!
965
01:23:32,600 --> 01:23:35,956
Andrzej, please tell us...
Was there really fire?
966
01:23:45,120 --> 01:23:48,157
I'm just telling you what
there is, what I learned
967
01:23:48,280 --> 01:23:50,953
from cartoons and Sunday School.
968
01:23:51,520 --> 01:23:55,560
I know you all had her,
and now you can all have heragain.
969
01:23:55,560 --> 01:23:58,560
And you're first, Lefty,
because you must have
970
01:23:58,560 --> 01:24:00,152
the very best things in life.
971
01:24:00,480 --> 01:24:03,358
And Magda's the best,
cause she's got a golden heart.
972
01:24:03,480 --> 01:24:05,550
And Magda's the best,
cause she's got a golden heart.
973
01:24:05,880 --> 01:24:07,996
Because that's Magda! Understand?
974
01:25:11,160 --> 01:25:12,434
What happened?
975
01:25:14,520 --> 01:25:16,040
I have a cramp.
976
01:25:16,040 --> 01:25:19,999
That's from the speed...
Too much speed, my dear.
977
01:25:20,080 --> 01:25:23,629
Fuck, Yobbo, don't get me off
the fucking topic.
978
01:25:23,880 --> 01:25:26,394
I have a cramp in my calf.
979
01:25:26,760 --> 01:25:32,232
I took a test, and it just might be,
it's possible, that I'm pregnant.
980
01:25:32,720 --> 01:25:37,510
But I don't know for sure.
That's why I chickened out.
981
01:25:38,720 --> 01:25:40,915
That's why I didn't want
to be with you anymore,
982
01:25:41,040 --> 01:25:43,759
because I was afraid you'd be mad.
983
01:25:44,200 --> 01:25:48,512
Tell me when I've ever been mad at you
for more than a day?
984
01:25:49,600 --> 01:25:50,635
When?
985
01:25:51,240 --> 01:25:55,518
And if you have a kid...
Maybe it's even my kid...
986
01:25:55,720 --> 01:25:59,474
We have to go to the doctor and check.
987
01:26:02,800 --> 01:26:04,392
I'm waiting and I'm calm,
988
01:26:04,560 --> 01:26:07,154
though it makes me want to blow
the shit out of the hospital.
989
01:26:07,320 --> 01:26:10,676
Because of that orthopederast and
the other pervs who work here.
990
01:26:12,840 --> 01:26:16,753
Since as far as my opinion's concerned,
I'm pretty much on the leftwing.
991
01:26:16,960 --> 01:26:20,396
I don't agree with taxes,
and support the state without taxes.
992
01:26:20,600 --> 01:26:23,160
So what did that ortho-pederast
say to you?
993
01:26:24,280 --> 01:26:28,796
He said you'd better
take me to the sea.
994
01:26:30,800 --> 01:26:33,519
How do you want to go to the sea
with that gangrene?
995
01:26:33,680 --> 01:26:35,238
The usual, Polish way.
996
01:26:35,480 --> 01:26:38,836
But... It's too late anyway.
997
01:26:39,720 --> 01:26:43,599
Are you a total moron?
You think they're going to close
998
01:26:43,760 --> 01:26:46,149
the sea if you show up late?
999
01:26:47,720 --> 01:26:50,154
I have nothing more
to say on the subject.
1000
01:26:50,840 --> 01:26:53,354
This is actually the best time to go.
1001
01:26:56,680 --> 01:26:59,319
Cause I want to go there only with you.
1002
01:27:00,680 --> 01:27:03,433
Cause this feeling I have in me,
it's for you.
1003
01:27:54,000 --> 01:27:54,989
I'm going...
1004
01:27:55,640 --> 01:27:57,756
- Oh yeah?
- I'm getting out of here.
1005
01:27:58,320 --> 01:27:59,389
Yeah? Where to?
1006
01:27:59,600 --> 01:28:03,275
To better countries.
At least, someplace warmer.
1007
01:28:04,040 --> 01:28:06,998
I'm leaving for a place where
they have all these outfits, cosmetics
1008
01:28:07,360 --> 01:28:09,590
creams made from cucumbers,
from everything.
1009
01:28:09,800 --> 01:28:12,480
That's the only place I want to be
and ifhe wants to be with her.
1010
01:28:12,480 --> 01:28:14,471
It's the only place she wants to live.
1011
01:28:16,600 --> 01:28:19,876
They have all kinds of gels
for under the eyes,
1012
01:28:20,080 --> 01:28:24,312
bath salts, solarium and
Jacuzzis for 2800 Euro.
1013
01:28:24,880 --> 01:28:27,917
Fuck, you know how things
really are in our country?
1014
01:28:28,280 --> 01:28:29,508
Do you, or don't you?
1015
01:28:29,840 --> 01:28:32,308
Have you heard of the general
oppression of ruling race
1016
01:28:32,480 --> 01:28:33,674
on the working race?
1017
01:28:34,080 --> 01:28:36,799
Of the race of the "haves" oppressing
the race of the "have-nots?"
1018
01:28:37,000 --> 01:28:40,276
And these are the same relations
as in slavery. You follow?
1019
01:28:40,440 --> 01:28:42,556
The West stinks and has a polluted
environment that litters
1020
01:28:42,640 --> 01:28:47,077
everything with various
unnatural compounds, PVC, FTP.
1021
01:28:51,840 --> 01:28:54,798
Developed countries are ruled
by Jew-killers, prole-killers,
1022
01:28:54,960 --> 01:28:57,474
murderers who maintain themselves
and their illegitimate children
1023
01:28:57,560 --> 01:29:00,916
by selling people corporate shit
in corporate wrapping.
1024
01:29:01,360 --> 01:29:03,715
- Hey, why didn't you tell me?
- What?
1025
01:29:04,480 --> 01:29:07,631
Why didn't you tell me
I looked so... fat?
1026
01:29:08,080 --> 01:29:09,638
I'm totally bloated.
1027
01:29:10,000 --> 01:29:12,753
Whatever came out of my hands
went into my face.
1028
01:29:13,640 --> 01:29:15,073
All the meat, all the fat...
1029
01:29:15,560 --> 01:29:18,916
Oh, mother-ass-fucker.
I look like a hog, a boar.
1030
01:29:19,600 --> 01:29:21,670
Twice as much eye, twice as much mouth.
1031
01:29:58,760 --> 01:30:00,671
This is perfectly good sand...
1032
01:30:01,120 --> 01:30:03,509
Fuck, man, what an economic waste.
1033
01:30:03,800 --> 01:30:07,998
Please! We have no fucking economic
sense in this country.
1034
01:30:08,160 --> 01:30:11,550
Perfectly good shopping bags
are just tossed aside,
1035
01:30:11,720 --> 01:30:13,517
left on the ground to rot...
1036
01:30:13,800 --> 01:30:17,793
They have everything they need,
Polish export sand,
1037
01:30:18,000 --> 01:30:21,436
but they're going to go, abroad.
To Germany!
1038
01:30:22,640 --> 01:30:24,437
All this has to be for export...
1039
01:30:24,640 --> 01:30:29,031
And what? Us Poles send for
the Bundeswehr? For brothels, even!
1040
01:30:30,720 --> 01:30:34,076
We have to put it all on the farmers,
build a network of chutes
1041
01:30:34,400 --> 01:30:37,631
in the apartment blocks,
so that they could send their...
1042
01:30:40,040 --> 01:30:41,519
This is genius!
1043
01:30:41,800 --> 01:30:45,713
And they don't know
that all this is, is...
1044
01:30:51,480 --> 01:30:52,799
It's genius!
1045
01:31:10,880 --> 01:31:14,111
Please! Don't say, don't say anything.
1046
01:31:19,640 --> 01:31:21,073
What a fuck is that?
1047
01:31:21,600 --> 01:31:22,669
Oh, hi...
1048
01:31:23,960 --> 01:31:27,953
This is my psycho-physically
handicapped brother.
1049
01:31:31,880 --> 01:31:34,633
How are you doing? Ha?
1050
01:31:35,680 --> 01:31:36,954
- Magda...
- Yeah?
1051
01:31:37,160 --> 01:31:39,196
You know, he doesn't even
look like you.
1052
01:31:39,560 --> 01:31:41,391
Well... Such is life, right?
1053
01:31:42,040 --> 01:31:44,713
Look, he wrote something over here.
1054
01:31:45,640 --> 01:31:49,713
That's just how the mental cases
with Down's write.
1055
01:31:57,240 --> 01:31:58,753
Get overhere, skank.
1056
01:31:58,920 --> 01:32:01,115
Don't be afraid.
I'm not going to fuck you up.
1057
01:32:01,240 --> 01:32:03,151
I can't, I'm busy right now.
1058
01:32:07,720 --> 01:32:09,472
Are you out of your mind?
1059
01:32:09,760 --> 01:32:11,273
He's completely undeveloped.
1060
01:32:11,920 --> 01:32:15,037
So I see. He can't tell
the difference between white and red.
1061
01:32:15,920 --> 01:32:18,559
Gentlemen, here's the deal.
This is my woman, get it?
1062
01:32:18,800 --> 01:32:19,869
Ja.
1063
01:32:20,080 --> 01:32:22,878
She's so wrecked on speed that
there's nothing left of her for you.
1064
01:32:23,040 --> 01:32:25,634
Now I'm taking her back,
this slut!
1065
01:32:26,640 --> 01:32:29,632
So she will pay for all her bullshit.
1066
01:32:32,040 --> 01:32:33,393
Yobbo!
1067
01:32:35,160 --> 01:32:36,639
Say hi to your brother!
1068
01:32:38,560 --> 01:32:40,835
And who the fuck are you?
What the fuck you know about him?
1069
01:32:40,960 --> 01:32:43,952
You know how it ends for those
who deal with the Russkies, right?!
1070
01:32:56,600 --> 01:32:58,750
So here's the first question:
Who were they?
1071
01:32:59,000 --> 01:33:00,592
And how should I know?
1072
01:33:01,840 --> 01:33:03,558
Let go of me, you jerk!
1073
01:33:03,920 --> 01:33:06,150
I don't know.
They were on the fucking beach!
1074
01:33:06,520 --> 01:33:07,794
And now the second question:
1075
01:33:07,880 --> 01:33:11,668
What happened to that gangrene
on your leg? What happened to it?
1076
01:33:11,960 --> 01:33:13,678
What do you think happened to it?
1077
01:33:13,880 --> 01:33:16,633
Like I'm supposed to go around
my whole life as an invalid,
1078
01:33:16,800 --> 01:33:18,313
a cripple, a paralytic?
1079
01:33:18,680 --> 01:33:21,558
Oh, you'd just love that,
I know you would.
1080
01:33:21,760 --> 01:33:23,716
But that's not how it's going to be.
1081
01:33:23,920 --> 01:33:26,912
You know what I say to you, Magda?
That you're mental.
1082
01:33:27,080 --> 01:33:29,913
Aparalytic, yes,
only mentally and emotionally.
1083
01:33:31,240 --> 01:33:34,789
But those two, those two wanted
to kill you like a dog!
1084
01:33:35,120 --> 01:33:37,918
They would have killed me, too,
if I hadn't told them
1085
01:33:38,080 --> 01:33:40,674
you were messed up mentally.
1086
01:33:41,080 --> 01:33:42,991
They would have fucked you up.
1087
01:33:43,360 --> 01:33:48,480
They had all kinds of weapons,
they had guns.
1088
01:33:49,800 --> 01:33:52,678
They showed me everything
undertheirjackets.
1089
01:33:53,360 --> 01:33:57,319
I had to, I had to tell them
that you were my brother,
1090
01:33:57,880 --> 01:34:01,953
and that you have shit for brains.
Because I had to save us somehow.
1091
01:34:02,160 --> 01:34:03,752
Fine. So where's that cramp?
1092
01:34:03,960 --> 01:34:06,349
You have that cramp in your calf,
or don't you?
1093
01:34:06,960 --> 01:34:09,713
Whether I have it or I don't,
that's no longer your business!
1094
01:34:09,880 --> 01:34:12,235
Because I'm out of here.
I'm fucking gone!
1095
01:34:16,640 --> 01:34:19,871
Those kinds of assholes,
who don't have a speck of culture
1096
01:34:20,080 --> 01:34:22,036
they never meant anything to me.
1097
01:34:22,240 --> 01:34:24,310
I never had feelings for them.
1098
01:34:25,360 --> 01:34:31,356
I'm interested in culture and art,
true love for all time,
1099
01:34:32,280 --> 01:34:37,957
the kind of love that can happen
between two people of the opposite sex.
1100
01:34:38,440 --> 01:34:42,672
And I don't give a shit
about your lesbian fascination.
1101
01:34:43,480 --> 01:34:47,234
Because you're always telling me
how lesbians turn you on.
1102
01:34:48,440 --> 01:34:50,715
I'll tell you something, Yobbo.
1103
01:34:51,240 --> 01:34:55,438
You're just a common perv
like all the others,
1104
01:34:56,840 --> 01:34:58,956
and you're only interested
in one thing,
1105
01:34:59,120 --> 01:35:01,270
and in a typically perverted manner.
1106
01:35:01,720 --> 01:35:06,077
Which you know doesn't interest me,
it grosses me out.
1107
01:35:07,920 --> 01:35:09,717
I'll tell you something, Yobbo.
1108
01:35:09,920 --> 01:35:12,753
I can say it
straight to your face, and I will.
1109
01:35:13,120 --> 01:35:14,519
I hate you.
1110
01:35:15,360 --> 01:35:19,194
I hate you! Because you're simple,
you're shallow.
1111
01:35:19,440 --> 01:35:22,034
- What did you say!?!
- That I hate you!
1112
01:35:22,400 --> 01:35:23,799
I'll murderyou!
1113
01:35:29,480 --> 01:35:30,833
No more mercy!
1114
01:35:31,040 --> 01:35:34,112
I've had it up to here with
yourliberated fucking around!
1115
01:35:34,280 --> 01:35:36,316
With your guidebook on left feminism.
1116
01:35:38,280 --> 01:35:40,271
And now get ready for a quick death!
1117
01:35:40,440 --> 01:35:42,431
Get ready.
But first, oh...
1118
01:35:42,800 --> 01:35:46,110
Look how lovely the sea is tonight,
1119
01:35:46,520 --> 01:35:49,796
how beautiful it ripples,
now to the left, now to the right...
1120
01:35:50,000 --> 01:35:53,231
Because you know what I'm going to do
to you now? Do you?
1121
01:35:53,480 --> 01:35:56,074
What's with you, Yobbo? What are you
doing with that pocket knife?
1122
01:35:56,160 --> 01:35:59,277
I'm going to chop off your most
in fashion leg in this season,
1123
01:35:59,480 --> 01:36:01,277
which for you will be equal
to a quick death.
1124
01:36:01,440 --> 01:36:04,716
Did you swipe that pen knife
from yourmom's drawer, or what?
1125
01:36:24,880 --> 01:36:28,236
"Yobbo, remember me? We met in hell.
Will we meet again? Angela."
1126
01:37:47,320 --> 01:37:50,710
Okay! That's what I like!
That's what I understand!
1127
01:37:55,080 --> 01:37:56,115
Hey!
1128
01:37:59,320 --> 01:38:02,312
That's good! Good!
1129
01:38:34,400 --> 01:38:37,437
Yo, Magda! Magda, look!
Magda! Hey... Look.
1130
01:38:44,880 --> 01:38:46,950
Who were you talking to?
1131
01:38:50,000 --> 01:38:51,991
Who you were talking to, I'm asking?
1132
01:38:53,400 --> 01:38:55,436
What, was I talking to somebody?
1133
01:38:55,600 --> 01:38:59,593
Yes you were talking. What do you mean:
You weren't, when you were?
1134
01:38:59,960 --> 01:39:02,269
I heard it, so there are witnesses.
1135
01:39:03,760 --> 01:39:05,591
Yeah? My mom just called.
1136
01:39:06,360 --> 01:39:10,478
She said she's just pulling up to our crib
and you have to fuck off with all speed.
1137
01:39:12,120 --> 01:39:15,032
Cause if she sees you here,
she'll kill you like a dog.
1138
01:39:15,360 --> 01:39:19,069
Cause she thinks you're no good for me.
1139
01:39:19,520 --> 01:39:20,999
You know, Magda?
1140
01:39:22,320 --> 01:39:23,673
Cause she has principles.
1141
01:39:24,120 --> 01:39:26,918
She believes that a girl's virtue
is in her modesty,
1142
01:39:27,120 --> 01:39:31,272
and you don't possess any.
Even less than you do culture.
1143
01:39:38,240 --> 01:39:42,995
Your mom's a shithead, too.
Just like you. Just as mental.
1144
01:39:44,080 --> 01:39:45,479
Come on, get dressed.
1145
01:40:04,280 --> 01:40:07,317
You know what they're saying
in the neighborhood? Do you?
1146
01:40:07,480 --> 01:40:10,995
That your mom put Russki siding
on your house,
1147
01:40:11,440 --> 01:40:14,432
- and that this paneling, this siding...
- It's side-ing.
1148
01:40:14,640 --> 01:40:18,633
This siding... In the very near future,
it's going to peel off on you.
1149
01:40:18,840 --> 01:40:20,558
Because it's Russki siding!
1150
01:40:21,160 --> 01:40:24,197
And this siding's going to peel off
from a great height,
1151
01:40:24,360 --> 01:40:26,078
killing your whole family.
1152
01:40:27,400 --> 01:40:30,039
Think it over, ha?
Imagine, imagine that!
1153
01:40:35,360 --> 01:40:38,796
There's a grill, everything's cool,
spare ribs from the Hit Market...
1154
01:40:42,400 --> 01:40:44,789
Your mom is leaning over the grill
with a poker...
1155
01:40:45,120 --> 01:40:46,394
Come here, father!
1156
01:40:47,160 --> 01:40:49,628
Yourbro with a handy
set of seasonings.
1157
01:40:50,320 --> 01:40:52,470
And Yobbo! Yobbo!
1158
01:40:55,640 --> 01:40:57,119
Then... All of a sudden...
1159
01:40:59,320 --> 01:41:00,469
...let's light up...
1160
01:41:00,720 --> 01:41:02,995
You're all leaning over the grill,
1161
01:41:05,120 --> 01:41:09,193
looking at it like it's a revelation,
like at a solar eclipse.
1162
01:41:11,680 --> 01:41:15,639
And then yeeb, yeeb, yeeb!!!
1163
01:41:17,320 --> 01:41:20,630
The panels are flying straight on your
genetically twisted skulls.
1164
01:41:21,640 --> 01:41:23,790
One, on your brother!
1165
01:41:24,800 --> 01:41:30,193
For dealing, for his egotism,
for giving high fives to the Russkies.
1166
01:41:30,560 --> 01:41:32,152
Yeeb him in the head!
1167
01:41:34,680 --> 01:41:36,193
And your mother next!
1168
01:41:38,360 --> 01:41:39,713
For her gossip...
1169
01:41:43,360 --> 01:41:46,352
For the criminal prices
at the horrendous solarium.
1170
01:41:48,200 --> 01:41:49,235
Yeeb her in the head!
1171
01:41:54,520 --> 01:41:56,078
For all her evil...
1172
01:41:57,160 --> 01:42:01,073
For destroying our love!
1173
01:42:01,680 --> 01:42:02,795
Yeeb!
1174
01:42:06,120 --> 01:42:09,556
And the last panel is going to
fuck you up, Yobbo.
1175
01:42:11,400 --> 01:42:13,709
So that you'll know how I spit on you,
1176
01:42:15,400 --> 01:42:17,231
how I don't love you at all.
1177
01:42:18,800 --> 01:42:22,713
So that you'll know the truth about
yourself. That you're nobody.
1178
01:42:24,400 --> 01:42:29,030
You're the dirt undermy fingernail,
that I don't give a damn.
1179
01:42:33,520 --> 01:42:35,988
You didn't have to die, Yobbo!
1180
01:42:47,560 --> 01:42:49,630
Now I no longerknow where I stand.
1181
01:42:50,920 --> 01:42:56,677
If only there was some kindly person
who would tell me the fucking truth.
1182
01:42:56,840 --> 01:42:58,159
Am I alive?
1183
01:42:58,760 --> 01:43:00,193
If I am, cool.
1184
01:43:01,200 --> 01:43:05,432
If not... Sure it will hurt
1185
01:43:07,000 --> 01:43:09,195
but I'll deal with it.
1186
01:43:10,360 --> 01:43:15,753
But to go on like this, not knowing
what the fuck is going on here
1187
01:43:17,000 --> 01:43:19,389
I just can't take it any more.
1188
01:43:29,200 --> 01:43:30,155
I'm sorry.
1189
01:43:40,560 --> 01:43:42,198
And I wade further in,
1190
01:43:42,360 --> 01:43:45,352
what am I supposed
to tell the viewers, the truth?
1191
01:43:45,520 --> 01:43:47,351
To really disappoint them?
1192
01:43:47,520 --> 01:43:49,795
Do I have to tell them
that they packed me up in gray paper
1193
01:43:49,920 --> 01:43:53,913
and sent me priority to Rabka,
to some poorly organized summer camps?
1194
01:43:54,160 --> 01:43:57,914
Who's going to buy that?
Who'd pay me for that kind of story?
1195
01:43:58,240 --> 01:44:03,189
May be I should describe the walls
painted in gray oil and sand.
1196
01:44:04,240 --> 01:44:09,951
But instead I tell them about a blaze,
fire, and blood running from the tap...
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