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[PERSON] Magazine has taken
the publishing world by storm,
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selling out its second
issue in a matter of days.
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But is it feminist? Is it pornography?
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Please welcome Joyce Prigger.
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[JOYCE] What I'm trying to
do is real, and it's hard,
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and there are no shortcuts.
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[RICHIE] I've never marched in
someplace and just quit before.
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[BAMBI] I have. There was bloodshed.
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Well, why don't we ask
your new managing editor
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and see what she thinks?
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- Tins?
- Doug.
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Look, I would've consulted
with you, but, uh, you quit.
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[SHELLY] Things with Lenny
have been a little off.
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You are on fire, and you have a secret.
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[TINA] I am applying to business school.
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[DOUG] You want to throw
away years of our relationship
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over a couple of bad days?
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Do you really think Joyce
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has what it takes to
do all this on her own?
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[PERSON] Ban the Minx!
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[ALL CHANTING] Take
the Minx! Take the Minx!
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- Whoo-hoo-hoo!
- I'll tell you what.
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Minx is yours.
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Take it. I can't wait
to see what you do.
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[T. REX'S "CHILDREN OF
THE REVOLUTION" PLAYING]
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[CROWD CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]
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[SINGER] ♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ ♪
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- [WILD CHEERING]
- [JOYCE SIGHS CONTENTEDLY]
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[SINGER] ♪ Well, you
can bump and grind ♪
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[JOYCE] Thank you.
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Hello!
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[SINGER] ♪ The children
of the revolution ♪
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Oh, well... Oh, thank...
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[REPORTER] Joyce, Joyce, Joyce.
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Hey.
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You've had quite the ride, Miss Prigger.
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How do you make it look so easy?
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Well, the real question is,
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why do men make it look so hard?
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[LAUGHS]
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♪ ♪
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Oh, hello. [CHUCKLES]
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[SINGER] ♪ No, you won't... ♪
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[TRAIN HORN BLARING]
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[BREATHING HEAVILY]
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[TINA] Calling out her name again.
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[DOUG] Oh, it wasn't a
sex dream... don't worry.
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- [TINA] I'd prefer if it was.
- [CHUCKLES]
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[SIGHS]
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[LIGHTER CLICKS]
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[SANFORD CLARK'S "CLIMBIN'
THE WALLS" PLAYING]
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[SIGHS]
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♪ ♪
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[SINGER] ♪ And I keep
climbin' the walls ♪
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♪ That's certain ♪
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♪ To push out all the hurtin' ♪
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♪ I know now that I'm the one to blame ♪
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♪ ♪
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[HEARST EXEC] Joan of
Arc, Susan B. Anthony,
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Jackie O., Joyce Prigger...
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icons one and all.
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Now, that's a tea party I'd attend.
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[LAUGHTER]
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Betsy Ross, Amelia Earhart...
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Jackie O., Joyce Prigger...
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game changers one and all.
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- Sign me up for that tea party.
- [LAUGHTER]
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Sojourner Truth,
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Madame Marie Curie,
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- Jackie O.
- Pioneers, one and all.
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We're already on the same page.
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- [LAUGHTER]
- Not my first tea party.
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Are you ready to be the latest jewel
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in the Condé Nast crown?
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[MEREDITH EXEC] No one is
better suited than Meredith
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to make Minx the first name
in smart, sophisticated...
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And sexy female-oriented
lifestyle publications.
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An iconic editor needs
an iconic publisher...
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Hearst.
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- TaB?
- TaB?
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- TaB?
- Thank you.
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How would you like a key to
the Condé Nast fashion closet?
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Company car and driver?
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Box seats to the Met and the Mets?
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Well, maybe just the first one.
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[LAUGHTER]
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And for when you need to take
your meetings on the go...
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portable telephone.
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Shelly, I'm calling you from a suitcase.
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[LAUGHS]
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Best-selling new magazine in America.
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Two-year wait just to advertise.
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I mean, if you ask me,
any bank would be crazy
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- not to loan money...
- [WAYNE] Not to loan money
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to the man who owns the
rights to that, yeah.
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[DOUG] Well, it's not
about the magazine.
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It's about the man who
launched the magazine,
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found the diamond in the rough, right?
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That's what Doug Renetti does.
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[WAYNE] Says here what Doug Renetti does
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is mount up towering debt
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against the promise of future receipts.
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That's publishing, my friend.
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You've overextended
yourself like a madman.
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Again, that's publishing.
That's the game.
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So maybe not a good
business for us to get into.
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I'm gonna get back in the
black, I promise you that.
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Have you ever heard of running?
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It's a new fitness trend,
and I got a magazine for it.
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It's about to explode.
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You want to know what it's called?
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Joggin'.
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[CHUCKLES] No G, just Joggin'.
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Hey, scratch that one.
I got a million ideas.
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[SIGHS]
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[CORTIJO Y KAKO Y SUS
TAMBORES' "JUAN JOSÉ" PLAYING]
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[PEOPLE SINGING IN SPANISH]
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[RICHIE] Mm. Knead it, papi.
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[BAMBI] Maybe we should ask Arturo
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if he wants to model, see what happens.
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No. He's super religious.
Our families are close.
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Oh. It's a good
centerfold idea, though...
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working-class heroes,
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sweaty men doing honest labor naked.
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Oh, maybe not in food prep, though.
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You keep pitching ideas
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for a magazine that doesn't exist.
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[BAMBI] Joyce will find a publisher.
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She's picking a dad for us.
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This is not something you have to rush.
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[SPEAKING SPANISH]
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[SPEAKING SPANISH]
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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[BAMBI SPEAKING SPANISH]
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Oh, very sweet, but you I have to pay.
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Oh.
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[DOOR OPENS]
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Ooh.
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[RICHIE] Tell me you made a decision.
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Baker's hours are killing me.
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There should only be one three o'clock.
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I'm sorry, but this is very hard.
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Everyone's just so nice and agreeable.
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[RICHIE] And?
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And I am not used to the world
saying yes to me, are you?
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I'm guessing you get a
lot more yeses, Joyce.
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[BAMBI] Would it help if I chose?
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It wouldn't be the first time
I found a stepdad on short notice.
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Uh, thank you, no.
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Uh, I just need a teeny
little bit more time.
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And how long is that gonna take?
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I'm sorry, Joyce, but I'm broke.
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And I have to take a second job.
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- Isn't this your second job?
- [RICHIE] No, because...
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Uh, well, what's the job?
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Some crazy rich lady tracked me down,
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offered me a lot of money to
take boudoir shots for her.
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She wants the Minx touch.
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What... Richie, no. That's beneath you.
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I'm wearing an apron, ogling my godson.
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Don't tell me what's beneath me.
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[BAMBI] Who's the crazy rich lady?
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She's the money I need.
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And it'll buy you time to
make a very easy decision.
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You two should come help.
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- Fun!
- Pass.
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- [RICHIE] Snob.
- [IN SPANISH DIALECT] Gracias.
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Gracias. This ain't Spain.
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- [CAMERA SHUTTER SNAPS]
- [CHUCK] Work the lats, hon.
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Hold that flame up like
you burning heaven itself.
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[CAMERA SHUTTER SNAPS]
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I'm not smiling.
Liberty's a serious bitch.
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[DOUG] Chucky, come on,
man, how long you known me?
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[CHUCK] Oh, yeah.
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[DOUG] So you know
I'm good for the money
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that you front me, plus the vig.
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And I'm gonna give you a nice chunk
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of profit participation
to boot on this one, okay?
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- "Profit participation"?
- Yeah.
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Well, I didn't know
how deep the hole was.
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Well, I probably shouldn't
have let my insurance lapse.
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That's on me, but we
got to stick together.
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We got to help each
other like we always have.
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Hey, hon, don't mess with that.
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Slim, get-get Liberty's
tits properly fortified.
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Chuck, can you please talk
to me for a second on this?
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Okay. Times have changed, Dougie.
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You traded in your real friends
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for that pish-posh ladies' magazine,
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bringing all kinds of heat on us.
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And you know why you're
here with your hand out?
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- [DOUG] Why?
- You got fancy.
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- I didn't get fancy.
- You did, Doug. You did.
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- [DOUG] I didn't get fancy.
- You got fancy, Doug.
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You was chitchatting with Dick Cavett,
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and then, oops, there goes
the RSVP to my Christmas party.
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Lydia is bereft.
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You were the best
goddamn Santa we ever had.
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Now we got Mikey
Two-Fingers in the suit.
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Mikey's Santa?
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He pinches asses, not cheeks.
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Yeah. That's on you.
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That's on me? Not Mikey Deuce?
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Hey, we all know who Mikey is.
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You've changed.
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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
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- Great to see you, Chuck.
- Mm-hmm.
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Mitzi.
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Tell Bambi we miss her at mah-jongg.
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Okay.
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[MELANIE'S "BRAND NEW KEY" PLAYING]
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[MELANIE] ♪ I rode my bicycle
past your window last night ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ I roller-skated to
your door at daylight ♪
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♪ It almost seems like
you're avoiding... ♪
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[RICHIE] It's not like Bambi to flake.
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She doesn't have a permanent address.
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Sure, but once she commits
to something, she shows up,
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especially if there's a shower.
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Anyway, thanks for filling in.
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- [JOYCE] Mm-hmm.
- [BIRD CRYING]
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[SIGHS]
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My curiosity is piqued.
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[DOOR OPENS]
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Welcome to Peregrine's Reach.
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[RICHIE] Oh.
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[MELANIE] ♪ Well, I got ♪
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♪ A brand-new pair of roller-skates ♪
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♪ You got a brand-new key ♪
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♪ I think that we should get together ♪
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♪ And try them out, you see ♪
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♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪
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♪ La, la, la ♪
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♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪
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♪ Oh, I got a brand-new... ♪
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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- ♪ You got a brand-new key ♪
- Hmm.
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Hey. Hi.
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Um, I know I'm not supposed to be here,
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and I know you wanted your space,
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and I respect that,
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but your sister is driving
me and Richie crazy.
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- [SCOFFS]
- [BAMBI] So I'm trying to put on a brave face,
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but my jaw is starting to clench,
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and I'm grinding my teeth at night,
248
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and you're the best at advice, so...
249
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It's fine. Okay?
250
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- It's-it's-it's-it's fine.
- I don't even know
251
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if you and Joyce are talking right now.
252
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Oh, she... yeah, we're good.
253
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She called me the other
day from a suitcase.
254
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Um... yeah, come in.
255
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I'll make you a cup of tea.
256
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- Oh.
- [SHELLY] Yeah.
257
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- Thanks.
- Yeah.
258
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Oh, by the way, Lenny and I are great.
259
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Yeah, we're tearing
through the Kama Sutra.
260
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That makes me so happy.
261
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Make sure he stretches really
well before Wheelbarrow.
262
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Gene Hackman's lumbar
has never recovered.
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Oh, no.
264
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- [PHIL] Thank you, Doug.
- [DOUG] Yeah.
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[PHIL] I hope this
isn't goodbye forever.
266
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[DOUG] Bad Girl High is on summer break.
267
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Fall semester's right around the corner.
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- Guaranteed.
- [BOTH CHUCKLE]
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- Good to see you.
- [PHIL] Thank you, Doug.
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Thank you.
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You know the checking
account is bone-dry, right?
272
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I do. He doesn't.
273
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He's gonna come back,
probably with his nunchucks.
274
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I can't worry about what's gonna happen
275
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in five to seven business days
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when that check doesn't clear, Tins.
277
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I got to worry about today
and possibly tomorrow.
278
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Okay, well, today, we
can't afford to print
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any of the magazines
that are ready to go.
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And tomorrow we can't afford
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to distribute any of
the ones already printed.
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Great.
283
00:10:26,817 --> 00:10:28,235
How'd it go with Chuck?
284
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Good.
285
00:10:29,945 --> 00:10:31,989
He lost 20 pounds. He's
on a grapefruit diet.
286
00:10:32,156 --> 00:10:34,158
- And?
- And he looked better plump.
287
00:10:34,283 --> 00:10:36,243
- You can say you're scared.
- [DOUG] Well, I'm not scared.
288
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You and me, backs against the wall,
289
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us against the world...
there's no place I'd rather be.
290
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[CHUCKLES]
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[BUBBHA THOMAS & THE LIGHTMEN'S
"SURVIVAL SONG" PLAYING]
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♪ ♪
293
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Thank you.
294
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Mrs. Papadopoulos will
be with you shortly.
295
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Did he say Papadopoulos?
296
00:11:06,356 --> 00:11:08,025
[RICHIE] Yeah. Fun name, right?
297
00:11:10,402 --> 00:11:12,279
Wait. Constance Papadopoulos?
298
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Yes.
299
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You okay?
300
00:11:17,034 --> 00:11:18,410
Oh, my God.
301
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She's only the first
woman to ever hold a seat
302
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on the New York Stock Exchange.
303
00:11:22,372 --> 00:11:24,917
And she's the world's first female CEO
304
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of a company that she took
over from her ailing husband.
305
00:11:27,795 --> 00:11:30,547
And she turned it into this empire,
306
00:11:30,714 --> 00:11:32,800
only to be forced out
by this ruthless board
307
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upon his untimely death.
308
00:11:34,718 --> 00:11:36,929
- That sounds made up.
- No, no, no. It's all true.
309
00:11:37,096 --> 00:11:38,597
We did this whole semester on her
310
00:11:38,764 --> 00:11:40,432
in Unsung Heroines of Capitalism.
311
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[CHUCKLES] College is such bullshit.
312
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[SIGHS] I would die to interview her.
313
00:11:45,479 --> 00:11:48,482
Well, don't plan on dying anytime soon.
314
00:11:48,607 --> 00:11:51,360
You're here to take pictures, that's it.
315
00:11:51,485 --> 00:11:52,486
Follow me.
316
00:11:54,154 --> 00:11:57,491
I hope Ferdinand and Isabella
weren't too much of a bother.
317
00:11:57,616 --> 00:11:59,993
[RICHIE] No, they're very obedient.
318
00:12:00,119 --> 00:12:01,537
Afghans are the stubborn breed...
319
00:12:01,703 --> 00:12:04,123
nearly impossible to
train them, and yet...
320
00:12:04,289 --> 00:12:06,792
[JOYCE] I-I can tell
they're big sweeties.
321
00:12:06,959 --> 00:12:09,670
Look at you, you big,
bad Spanish monarchs.
322
00:12:09,837 --> 00:12:11,547
Are you gonna pillage the New World?
323
00:12:11,672 --> 00:12:13,173
Don't use that word.
324
00:12:13,298 --> 00:12:15,217
Triggers the kill instinct.
325
00:12:15,384 --> 00:12:17,511
[OPERA MUSIC PLAYS SOFTLY]
326
00:12:17,678 --> 00:12:20,389
Which word?
327
00:12:20,514 --> 00:12:22,599
[CONSTANCE] Carole
Doheny and I were taking
328
00:12:22,766 --> 00:12:26,228
a life drawing class,
and Esteban was our model.
329
00:12:26,395 --> 00:12:28,730
I just had to have him.
330
00:12:28,897 --> 00:12:31,358
- Look at that man.
- I'm looking.
331
00:12:31,525 --> 00:12:33,569
I mean, I don't think the
charcoal could do him justice.
332
00:12:33,735 --> 00:12:35,028
- Mm-mm.
- No, no.
333
00:12:35,195 --> 00:12:36,864
We need to get this on film.
334
00:12:37,030 --> 00:12:39,241
We need to do it right, forever.
335
00:12:41,285 --> 00:12:44,121
It's so inspiring to see a
woman owning her sexuality.
336
00:12:44,288 --> 00:12:45,873
You know?
337
00:12:49,001 --> 00:12:51,753
Um, is this Reflections of Desire?
338
00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:53,046
It's a version.
339
00:12:53,213 --> 00:12:54,673
That's our next centerfold concept.
340
00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:56,049
You can't use that.
341
00:12:56,216 --> 00:12:59,052
Uh, dicks in mirrors was my idea.
342
00:12:59,178 --> 00:13:00,554
- I'm using it.
- Richie...
343
00:13:00,721 --> 00:13:03,015
See what happens when you
don't pick a publisher?
344
00:13:03,182 --> 00:13:05,725
[CONSTANCE] So how much of
me are you gonna catch in the mirrors?
345
00:13:05,726 --> 00:13:07,227
[RICHIE] As much or
as little as you want.
346
00:13:07,394 --> 00:13:08,812
It'll mostly be Esteban,
347
00:13:08,979 --> 00:13:10,898
but, uh, we're gonna pick up
bits and pieces of your robe
348
00:13:11,064 --> 00:13:12,566
to feel your presence.
349
00:13:12,733 --> 00:13:13,984
I love it.
350
00:13:14,151 --> 00:13:16,195
Yeah, I loved it, too.
351
00:13:16,361 --> 00:13:18,530
Oh, I'm sorry, are
you gonna be a problem?
352
00:13:18,697 --> 00:13:21,700
Me? No, no. I'm sorry.
No, I'm just, um...
353
00:13:21,867 --> 00:13:24,578
I'm just... I'm a little
flustered, to be honest,
354
00:13:24,703 --> 00:13:26,788
because I didn't know that
this shoot was for you.
355
00:13:26,914 --> 00:13:28,540
And just, God, meeting you...
356
00:13:28,707 --> 00:13:31,043
you're such a hero to so many women.
357
00:13:31,210 --> 00:13:33,420
And...
358
00:13:33,587 --> 00:13:36,173
I just... did they really
try to poison you in Cyprus?
359
00:13:36,340 --> 00:13:38,926
That was a long, long time ago...
360
00:13:39,092 --> 00:13:40,677
in Crete.
361
00:13:40,844 --> 00:13:42,512
- Hey, Joyce?
- Yeah.
362
00:13:42,638 --> 00:13:44,848
Can you get out the 85?
I'm gonna start with that.
363
00:13:45,015 --> 00:13:46,600
- Yeah.
- Thank you.
364
00:13:46,767 --> 00:13:48,852
Esteban, feel free
to get up and disrobe.
365
00:13:48,977 --> 00:13:51,313
Get into position whenever you're ready.
366
00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:52,814
No, Constance, you stay right there.
367
00:13:52,980 --> 00:13:55,234
- Perfect.
- [JOYCE] Um...
368
00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:57,569
is the 85, uh, one of these lenses,
369
00:13:57,736 --> 00:13:59,613
or is it one of these rolls of film?
370
00:13:59,738 --> 00:14:01,782
[CONSTANCE] Miss Prigger,
if you're going to be a boss,
371
00:14:01,949 --> 00:14:03,867
you really should know how to do the job
372
00:14:03,992 --> 00:14:05,702
of all the people working for you.
373
00:14:08,247 --> 00:14:09,957
- You know who I am?
- Well, of course I do.
374
00:14:10,123 --> 00:14:13,418
I told Ricardo that I'm a
tremendous fan of your magazine.
375
00:14:13,585 --> 00:14:15,295
But you're here to
help your photographer,
376
00:14:15,462 --> 00:14:16,755
so do that job,
377
00:14:16,922 --> 00:14:20,050
and do it with vigor and perspicacity.
378
00:14:20,217 --> 00:14:22,511
Yes. [CHUCKLES] You are so wise.
379
00:14:22,636 --> 00:14:24,471
Thank you. I'm sorry.
380
00:14:24,638 --> 00:14:26,390
[CLEARS THROAT]
381
00:14:26,556 --> 00:14:28,100
[WHISPERING] I'm so
sorry... I still don't know
382
00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:29,643
whether it's a lens or it's film.
383
00:14:29,810 --> 00:14:31,812
It's film.
384
00:14:31,979 --> 00:14:33,021
Thank you.
385
00:14:34,314 --> 00:14:35,524
[SHELLY] I'm not
surprised Joyce is having
386
00:14:35,691 --> 00:14:37,567
a hard time with this decision.
387
00:14:37,693 --> 00:14:39,319
[BAMBI] Yeah, but she said
she wants the opposite of Doug,
388
00:14:39,486 --> 00:14:40,779
and they all are.
389
00:14:40,946 --> 00:14:42,990
[SHELLY] Well, she's
probably afraid of making
390
00:14:43,156 --> 00:14:45,284
an impulsive choice...
391
00:14:45,409 --> 00:14:48,328
you know, one that might
feel right in-in the moment
392
00:14:48,495 --> 00:14:50,706
but, ah, uh, have long-lasting effects
393
00:14:50,831 --> 00:14:55,377
that could, I-I don't know,
throw her life into turmoil.
394
00:14:55,544 --> 00:14:57,629
I guess I can understand that.
395
00:14:57,754 --> 00:15:00,716
Decisions are-are rational
or emotional, right?
396
00:15:00,882 --> 00:15:03,593
Rational decisions, easy.
You weigh pros and cons.
397
00:15:03,760 --> 00:15:06,013
But-but emotions, feelings,
398
00:15:06,179 --> 00:15:09,766
powerful feelings, um...
399
00:15:09,933 --> 00:15:12,519
impulses, uh...
400
00:15:12,686 --> 00:15:14,855
I mean, that-that can be confusing
401
00:15:15,022 --> 00:15:17,524
and also paralyzing.
402
00:15:17,691 --> 00:15:19,026
Right.
403
00:15:19,192 --> 00:15:21,028
And in a sense, there-there's a safety
404
00:15:21,194 --> 00:15:25,407
in not making a choice,
in-in-in not making a decision,
405
00:15:25,532 --> 00:15:28,910
because once you do, it can feel...
406
00:15:29,077 --> 00:15:30,620
irreversible.
407
00:15:30,787 --> 00:15:32,956
Like, saying something that you want
408
00:15:33,081 --> 00:15:36,877
can never happen again.
409
00:15:37,002 --> 00:15:41,214
Well, I think if Joyce is afraid
410
00:15:41,381 --> 00:15:44,259
of hurting one of the
publisher's feelings,
411
00:15:44,426 --> 00:15:45,719
she shouldn't worry about that.
412
00:15:45,886 --> 00:15:48,138
The publisher will understand.
413
00:15:49,848 --> 00:15:51,558
[SIGHS]
414
00:15:51,725 --> 00:15:52,725
Never?
415
00:15:54,394 --> 00:15:55,937
Never.
416
00:15:56,104 --> 00:15:58,690
[DELLA HUMPHREY'S "YOUR
LOVE IS ALL I NEED" PLAYING]
417
00:15:58,857 --> 00:16:01,818
♪ ♪
418
00:16:03,195 --> 00:16:05,280
[SIGHS]
419
00:16:05,447 --> 00:16:07,115
[DELLA] ♪ You ♪
420
00:16:07,282 --> 00:16:10,577
♪ Can take away my mind ♪
421
00:16:10,744 --> 00:16:12,120
Are you sure?
422
00:16:12,245 --> 00:16:14,915
[DELLA] ♪ So that I can't think ♪
423
00:16:15,082 --> 00:16:17,626
Okay, not here.
424
00:16:17,751 --> 00:16:20,754
[HORN HONKING]
425
00:16:20,921 --> 00:16:23,048
[DELLA] ♪ And replace it with heat ♪
426
00:16:23,215 --> 00:16:25,258
[BRAKES SQUEAKING]
427
00:16:25,425 --> 00:16:27,302
[TRUCK BACKFIRING]
428
00:16:29,137 --> 00:16:30,972
[TINA COUGHS]
429
00:16:31,139 --> 00:16:33,392
[DOUG] Hey, Tins, check it out!
430
00:16:33,558 --> 00:16:35,185
The guy practically gave it to me!
431
00:16:35,352 --> 00:16:36,770
Where is your car?
432
00:16:36,937 --> 00:16:38,814
[DOUG] Don't worry about
that. I had to trade it in.
433
00:16:38,980 --> 00:16:40,482
But this one's even better.
434
00:16:40,607 --> 00:16:42,234
Now I got six wheels. [CHUCKLES]
435
00:16:42,401 --> 00:16:43,693
[TINA] Jesus, is that blood?
436
00:16:43,860 --> 00:16:45,779
[DOUG] Eh, bucket of soap,
you'll wash it right off.
437
00:16:45,946 --> 00:16:46,947
But now I got a plan.
438
00:16:47,114 --> 00:16:48,782
We can deliver the magazines ourselves.
439
00:16:48,949 --> 00:16:49,949
I figured out a route.
440
00:16:49,950 --> 00:16:51,326
We go from California
441
00:16:51,493 --> 00:16:52,994
to, uh, Arizona to Utah.
442
00:16:53,161 --> 00:16:55,705
We could do it all in 39 hours
if we take turns sleeping.
443
00:16:55,872 --> 00:16:57,290
I'm hearing a lot of "we" s.
444
00:16:57,457 --> 00:16:58,667
[DOUG] Well, that's 'cause we're a team.
445
00:16:58,834 --> 00:17:01,461
You've driven a-a rig
before, haven't you?
446
00:17:01,628 --> 00:17:03,046
Well, don't worry about
it. I'll teach you.
447
00:17:03,213 --> 00:17:05,423
You'll be a pro by the
time we get to Bakersfield.
448
00:17:05,590 --> 00:17:07,467
Doug...
449
00:17:07,634 --> 00:17:10,804
that time has passed for both of us.
450
00:17:10,971 --> 00:17:12,389
Sorry.
451
00:17:12,556 --> 00:17:14,182
Just call Joyce.
452
00:17:14,349 --> 00:17:16,393
Tell her you made a mistake,
you want to work something out.
453
00:17:16,559 --> 00:17:18,311
That would make me look weak.
454
00:17:18,437 --> 00:17:20,439
As opposed to...
455
00:17:20,564 --> 00:17:22,606
Strong.
456
00:17:22,731 --> 00:17:24,151
[BENNY GORDON'S "GIVE A DAMN" PLAYING]
457
00:17:24,317 --> 00:17:26,318
[BENNY] ♪ Uh ♪
458
00:17:26,486 --> 00:17:28,822
♪ We need to help somebody ♪
459
00:17:28,989 --> 00:17:31,158
I feel like Constance and
I got off on the wrong foot,
460
00:17:31,324 --> 00:17:33,577
but I think she really
warmed to me by the end,
461
00:17:33,702 --> 00:17:36,621
so I'm gonna reapproach
her about that interview.
462
00:17:36,788 --> 00:17:37,914
What are you doing?
463
00:17:38,081 --> 00:17:39,624
Rhapsodizing? [CHUCKLES]
464
00:17:39,749 --> 00:17:41,334
- You're distracting yourself.
- By working on the magazine?
465
00:17:41,501 --> 00:17:42,576
[RICHIE] If we were
working on the magazine,
466
00:17:42,669 --> 00:17:45,338
we'd be on the 25th floor
of a skyscraper downtown,
467
00:17:45,464 --> 00:17:47,549
not coated in masa in Boyle Heights.
468
00:17:47,716 --> 00:17:50,093
Look, if any of them had
Constance's perspicacity,
469
00:17:50,260 --> 00:17:52,679
a word so erudite I've never
heard it in conversation...
470
00:17:52,846 --> 00:17:54,848
- Like "erudite."
- ... then this would be easy.
471
00:17:55,015 --> 00:17:56,683
Publishers aren't
supposed to impress you
472
00:17:56,850 --> 00:17:58,101
with their vocabulary, Joyce.
473
00:17:58,268 --> 00:17:59,603
They impress you with money
474
00:17:59,769 --> 00:18:01,354
and access to printing presses.
475
00:18:01,521 --> 00:18:02,521
Yes, they all want us,
476
00:18:02,606 --> 00:18:05,692
but I just... I don't know
if they get us, you know?
477
00:18:05,859 --> 00:18:07,027
Everything we've been through.
478
00:18:07,152 --> 00:18:09,613
I mean, look around. We're scrappy.
479
00:18:09,779 --> 00:18:12,407
Bambi and I quit our jobs
because we believe in you.
480
00:18:12,532 --> 00:18:14,701
Whatever choice you make
is gonna be a good one
481
00:18:14,868 --> 00:18:18,371
because it means that you'll
be leading us and Minx again.
482
00:18:18,538 --> 00:18:21,791
You have great options. Choose one.
483
00:18:21,958 --> 00:18:24,628
[DOO-WOP MUSIC PLAYING]
484
00:18:24,794 --> 00:18:30,383
[SINGER] ♪ What makes me cry ♪
485
00:18:30,509 --> 00:18:32,802
Come on, why are all the prizes gone?
486
00:18:32,969 --> 00:18:34,387
Oh, that's the first
thing the kids do...
487
00:18:34,554 --> 00:18:36,640
rip open the top, grab the prize...
488
00:18:36,806 --> 00:18:38,600
big source of conflict
in the Lambert house.
489
00:18:38,767 --> 00:18:40,560
Oh, wait, I found one.
490
00:18:40,727 --> 00:18:42,771
- Can I keep it?
- No, you may not, young lady.
491
00:18:42,938 --> 00:18:44,064
But it's comb, and I need a comb.
492
00:18:44,231 --> 00:18:45,774
Oh, I'll buy you a comb.
493
00:18:45,941 --> 00:18:49,236
- [LENNY] Hey, honey, I'm home!
- [DOOR CLOSES]
494
00:18:49,402 --> 00:18:50,904
You are not gonna believe what happened
495
00:18:51,071 --> 00:18:53,281
during Brent Johnstone's
molar extraction.
496
00:18:53,406 --> 00:18:55,617
I mean, I-I knew he was
a gusher, but, my God.
497
00:18:55,742 --> 00:18:57,035
Uh, back over there's where we keep
498
00:18:57,202 --> 00:18:58,245
- our dry goods, so...
- [BAMBI] Oh.
499
00:18:58,411 --> 00:19:00,872
Lenny! Hi.
500
00:19:01,039 --> 00:19:02,916
You're home early.
501
00:19:03,083 --> 00:19:06,086
Well, I got gushed on,
so thought I would change.
502
00:19:07,921 --> 00:19:10,173
Oh, um, this is the, um...
503
00:19:10,924 --> 00:19:13,260
Bambi.
504
00:19:13,426 --> 00:19:15,095
Oh, the famous Bambi.
505
00:19:15,262 --> 00:19:17,597
- In the flesh.
- [CHUCKLES]
506
00:19:19,224 --> 00:19:20,892
She came to, um...
507
00:19:21,017 --> 00:19:22,936
over to, uh, borrow this bra.
508
00:19:23,103 --> 00:19:24,604
- Oh, yes.
- Mm-hmm.
509
00:19:24,771 --> 00:19:27,816
I lost mine in a well.
510
00:19:27,983 --> 00:19:31,111
Well, that puts my molar story to shame.
511
00:19:31,278 --> 00:19:32,779
Um, do you want me to
run upstairs and get you
512
00:19:32,946 --> 00:19:35,115
- a fresh, uh, shirt?
- No. I got it.
513
00:19:35,282 --> 00:19:39,452
I do want to ask your friend
Bambi a question, though.
514
00:19:39,619 --> 00:19:41,788
Yeah.
515
00:19:41,955 --> 00:19:44,499
I'm just wondering...
516
00:19:44,666 --> 00:19:48,962
how did you take such
sexy pictures of my wife?
517
00:19:49,087 --> 00:19:50,714
What, y-you're a model
and a photographer?
518
00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:52,632
[BOTH LAUGH]
519
00:19:52,799 --> 00:19:55,260
Well, yeah, it was easy.
520
00:19:55,427 --> 00:19:57,137
Look at her. She's gorgeous.
521
00:19:57,304 --> 00:19:58,388
Damn tootin'.
522
00:19:59,806 --> 00:20:01,308
Well, don't let me interrupt the tour.
523
00:20:01,474 --> 00:20:03,059
If you like that pantry, by the way,
524
00:20:03,226 --> 00:20:05,312
we got a linen closet that's
gonna knock your socks off.
525
00:20:05,478 --> 00:20:07,480
I think it's the cedar. [CHUCKLES]
526
00:20:07,647 --> 00:20:09,816
- Nice meeting you.
- [LENNY] Yep.
527
00:20:09,983 --> 00:20:11,651
[BAMBI GIGGLES]
528
00:20:11,818 --> 00:20:14,654
[FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS]
529
00:20:14,821 --> 00:20:17,657
♪ ♪
530
00:20:19,576 --> 00:20:20,910
[RICHIE] Are those for me?
531
00:20:21,077 --> 00:20:22,077
You should have.
532
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:23,496
Not for you, for Joyce.
533
00:20:23,663 --> 00:20:25,081
[RICHIE] Well, you just missed her.
534
00:20:25,248 --> 00:20:27,834
But if you want to grovel,
I'll happily take the message.
535
00:20:28,001 --> 00:20:30,670
No groveling from me, just
checking in on old friends.
536
00:20:30,837 --> 00:20:32,672
[RICHIE] Mm.
537
00:20:32,839 --> 00:20:35,717
You know, Bambi and
I knew you'd be back.
538
00:20:35,842 --> 00:20:37,427
She thought you'd bring Chardonnay,
539
00:20:37,594 --> 00:20:40,013
but I know you're a sucker
for supermarket flowers.
540
00:20:40,180 --> 00:20:42,015
Thank you. I just won $50.
541
00:20:42,182 --> 00:20:44,184
Well, from the looks of
it, you could use the money.
542
00:20:44,351 --> 00:20:46,061
[BOTH LAUGH]
543
00:20:46,186 --> 00:20:48,271
Touché.
544
00:20:48,438 --> 00:20:51,775
You got a hell of an eye, kid.
545
00:20:51,941 --> 00:20:53,860
But you're making a mistake here.
546
00:20:54,027 --> 00:20:55,654
- Senior porn?
- [RICHIE] Oh, come on.
547
00:20:55,779 --> 00:20:57,697
[DOUG] You should warn
Joyce. We went down this road.
548
00:20:57,864 --> 00:20:59,074
You remember Silver Sluts?
549
00:20:59,199 --> 00:21:00,617
Mm. And Oldies but Goodies? [SCOFFS]
550
00:21:00,784 --> 00:21:02,410
Yeah, people don't
want to see gray bush.
551
00:21:02,577 --> 00:21:04,079
I don't know why.
There's no money in it.
552
00:21:04,204 --> 00:21:06,373
You know what, Doug? I have fans now.
553
00:21:06,539 --> 00:21:08,291
Yeah, and they're incredibly wealthy.
554
00:21:08,416 --> 00:21:10,043
And they live in castles,
555
00:21:10,210 --> 00:21:11,878
and they hire me to
shoot their playthings.
556
00:21:12,045 --> 00:21:13,463
Good for you. I'm so happy for you.
557
00:21:13,630 --> 00:21:15,465
You're such a winner.
558
00:21:15,590 --> 00:21:18,551
♪ ♪
559
00:21:18,718 --> 00:21:20,011
- How wealthy?
- [BELL DINGS]
560
00:21:20,178 --> 00:21:23,014
♪ ♪
561
00:21:24,641 --> 00:21:27,310
I don't want to go to
Dad's stupid thing tonight.
562
00:21:27,477 --> 00:21:29,062
The Kiwanis are hardly stupid.
563
00:21:29,229 --> 00:21:30,355
You're talking about one
564
00:21:30,522 --> 00:21:32,774
of America's foremost
service organizations,
565
00:21:32,941 --> 00:21:34,901
who just so happen to
be honoring your father,
566
00:21:35,068 --> 00:21:36,444
which is a big deal.
567
00:21:36,569 --> 00:21:38,238
- Stupid big deal.
- Oh, my God.
568
00:21:38,405 --> 00:21:40,656
[LENNY] What did I do to
deserve such a rousing defense?
569
00:21:40,657 --> 00:21:44,119
Your children don't seem to
value all you do for this family.
570
00:21:44,285 --> 00:21:46,037
[LENNY] You know, I was, uh...
571
00:21:46,162 --> 00:21:48,707
thinking about you and Bambi,
572
00:21:48,832 --> 00:21:50,917
seeing you two together like that.
573
00:21:51,084 --> 00:21:53,128
Like what?
574
00:21:53,253 --> 00:21:56,423
I don't know. Smiley? Excited?
575
00:21:56,589 --> 00:21:59,300
I mean, you-you were so happy
when you were working with her.
576
00:21:59,467 --> 00:22:01,010
So maybe you should go back to Minx.
577
00:22:01,177 --> 00:22:03,555
N-no, it's, um... I mean, there is...
578
00:22:03,722 --> 00:22:05,140
there is no Minx.
579
00:22:05,306 --> 00:22:06,891
Joyce is, like, all over the place.
580
00:22:07,058 --> 00:22:08,893
Well, some other job, then.
581
00:22:09,060 --> 00:22:10,520
I mean, look, I know that you like
582
00:22:10,645 --> 00:22:12,772
getting up to trouble
outside of the house, so...
583
00:22:12,897 --> 00:22:14,733
just an idea.
584
00:22:14,899 --> 00:22:16,151
Love you.
585
00:22:16,317 --> 00:22:17,986
- Love you, too.
- [CEREAL RATTLES IN BOWL]
586
00:22:19,779 --> 00:22:20,947
- [TOMMY] That's an odd prize.
- Oh, God.
587
00:22:21,114 --> 00:22:24,117
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
588
00:22:24,284 --> 00:22:25,952
Thank you.
589
00:22:26,119 --> 00:22:27,912
Oh, my God.
590
00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:31,123
[CONDÉ NAST EXEC] I
assure you, Miss Prigger...
591
00:22:31,190 --> 00:22:33,960
- [GASPS] Ms.
- Right, Ms.
592
00:22:34,085 --> 00:22:36,129
That mean married or not married?
593
00:22:36,296 --> 00:22:37,589
I means the same thing as "Mr."
594
00:22:37,756 --> 00:22:39,132
Well said.
595
00:22:39,299 --> 00:22:41,634
Pay attention, boys. Words matter.
596
00:22:41,801 --> 00:22:43,887
You are gonna get on great
with the gals down at Vogue.
597
00:22:44,053 --> 00:22:46,806
- Mm.
- They love correcting us.
598
00:22:46,973 --> 00:22:48,516
Shall we get down to the business
599
00:22:48,641 --> 00:22:50,852
of making Minx part of
the Condé Nast family?
600
00:22:57,567 --> 00:22:59,861
[KNOCKING AT WINDOW]
601
00:23:00,904 --> 00:23:02,781
[MUFFLED] Can I speak
with you for a sec?
602
00:23:09,621 --> 00:23:13,208
I'm so sorry. Just give me one second.
603
00:23:13,374 --> 00:23:14,584
I'll be right back.
604
00:23:14,751 --> 00:23:15,877
What are you doing here?
605
00:23:16,044 --> 00:23:17,504
[DOUG] You don't want to do this.
606
00:23:17,629 --> 00:23:19,339
If you did, you would
have signed weeks ago.
607
00:23:19,506 --> 00:23:20,840
What? No. I've been negotiating.
608
00:23:21,007 --> 00:23:22,509
Stop lying to me. I saw that smile...
609
00:23:22,675 --> 00:23:24,511
the fake one you gave them
and the real one you gave me.
610
00:23:24,677 --> 00:23:26,429
[LAUGHS] I did no such thing.
611
00:23:26,596 --> 00:23:28,515
[DOUG] Yes, you did.
612
00:23:28,681 --> 00:23:31,184
Those dinosaurs will
never get you, Joyce.
613
00:23:31,351 --> 00:23:33,937
You're better than them.
Y-you need a publisher...
614
00:23:34,103 --> 00:23:37,190
No, Doug, come on,
look, we... we-we tried,
615
00:23:37,315 --> 00:23:38,608
and-and it didn't work.
616
00:23:38,775 --> 00:23:40,985
Constance Papadopoulos.
617
00:23:41,110 --> 00:23:42,320
Yeah, what about her?
618
00:23:42,487 --> 00:23:44,364
I pitched her on
investing in Bottom Dollar,
619
00:23:44,531 --> 00:23:46,950
uh, and she said no,
she wasn't interested...
620
00:23:47,075 --> 00:23:48,618
[JOYCE CHUCKLES] Yeah,
'cause she's smart.
621
00:23:48,785 --> 00:23:50,787
... without Minx.
622
00:23:50,954 --> 00:23:52,372
Come on, think.
623
00:23:52,539 --> 00:23:54,707
She's your perfect, perfect publisher.
624
00:23:54,874 --> 00:23:58,044
Doug, Constance publishing Minx is...
625
00:24:00,547 --> 00:24:02,507
- ... a really good idea.
- Yeah, it's a good idea.
626
00:24:02,674 --> 00:24:05,134
God damn it, I was right
there with her, in her house.
627
00:24:05,301 --> 00:24:06,427
Why didn't I think of that?
628
00:24:06,594 --> 00:24:08,388
You don't have to.
That's why you got me.
629
00:24:08,513 --> 00:24:10,890
No, look, she's-she's
retired from shipping.
630
00:24:11,015 --> 00:24:12,892
She... no, she has zero
publishing experience.
631
00:24:13,059 --> 00:24:14,561
Good, all I hear is deep pockets
632
00:24:14,727 --> 00:24:16,604
with no big ideas on
how to run a magazine.
633
00:24:16,771 --> 00:24:18,147
What she doesn't know,
we could teach her.
634
00:24:18,314 --> 00:24:20,400
- "We"?
- Yeah, we.
635
00:24:20,567 --> 00:24:23,361
The meeting's all set. She's primed.
636
00:24:23,528 --> 00:24:25,530
I just need one hour of your time.
637
00:24:25,697 --> 00:24:28,366
[MORRISON KINCANNON'S
"DESTINATION" PLAYING]
638
00:24:28,533 --> 00:24:31,369
♪ ♪
639
00:24:33,413 --> 00:24:34,747
[MORRISON] ♪ Well, you
work all your life ♪
640
00:24:34,873 --> 00:24:36,457
♪ To make your bread ♪
641
00:24:36,624 --> 00:24:38,334
♪ But before you lived
you're gonna be dead ♪
642
00:24:38,459 --> 00:24:40,420
♪ So listen to the little
man talkin' in your head... ♪
643
00:24:40,587 --> 00:24:43,590
Hey, Mikey Two.
644
00:24:43,756 --> 00:24:45,258
I knew you'd come
through. Thank you, baby.
645
00:24:45,425 --> 00:24:46,425
Nice to hear from you, Dougie.
646
00:24:46,551 --> 00:24:47,760
- [DOG WHINES]
- Hey, you know I got
647
00:24:47,927 --> 00:24:49,095
the what-what whenever
you in need, right?
648
00:24:49,262 --> 00:24:50,513
Yeah, I do, I do.
649
00:24:50,638 --> 00:24:51,890
And don't get comfy in that Santa suit.
650
00:24:52,015 --> 00:24:53,224
I'm coming for it.
651
00:24:53,391 --> 00:24:54,767
- [MIKEY] Hey, dry food only.
- [DOUG] Okay.
652
00:24:54,893 --> 00:24:56,436
[JOYCE] There's no meeting.
653
00:24:56,603 --> 00:24:58,605
Well, she said she was excited
to continue our conversation.
654
00:24:58,771 --> 00:25:00,440
She just didn't know
how soon it would be.
655
00:25:00,607 --> 00:25:02,275
Good.
656
00:25:02,442 --> 00:25:04,402
Look at me. I'm a natural with this dog.
657
00:25:04,569 --> 00:25:07,488
♪ ♪
658
00:25:07,655 --> 00:25:10,241
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
659
00:25:10,408 --> 00:25:11,951
How do you even know she's here?
660
00:25:12,118 --> 00:25:13,620
Well, I went to her
castle, I drank her tea,
661
00:25:13,786 --> 00:25:15,538
we talked dogs, which we have in common.
662
00:25:15,705 --> 00:25:19,042
This is Abracadabra,
by the way, and she...
663
00:25:19,208 --> 00:25:20,793
Oh, he... [CHUCKLES]
664
00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:22,921
- ... is my longtime companion.
- You are unbelievable.
665
00:25:23,087 --> 00:25:24,422
Aw, thanks. I feel
pretty good about this.
666
00:25:24,589 --> 00:25:26,132
No, it was not a compliment.
667
00:25:26,299 --> 00:25:28,301
Doug, you think you can just
BS your way through life.
668
00:25:28,468 --> 00:25:29,844
Everything's always gonna work out.
669
00:25:30,011 --> 00:25:32,430
[DOUG] Well, not everything,
but hopefully this, right?
670
00:25:32,597 --> 00:25:34,307
[JOYCE] It's not how I want
to connect with my heroes.
671
00:25:34,474 --> 00:25:35,850
[DOGS BARKING]
672
00:25:36,017 --> 00:25:38,353
Constance! Hey!
673
00:25:38,519 --> 00:25:40,980
Mr. Renetti. Joyce.
674
00:25:41,147 --> 00:25:42,147
- Hello.
- I should have known
675
00:25:42,148 --> 00:25:43,483
you two would have been here.
676
00:25:43,608 --> 00:25:45,985
[CONSTANCE] Ah, the famous Abracadabra.
677
00:25:46,110 --> 00:25:49,322
She is a beaut... very
distinctive coloring.
678
00:25:49,489 --> 00:25:51,866
Well, this really is a
happy accident, right?
679
00:25:52,033 --> 00:25:55,662
You, me, and Joyce all
in the same exact spot?
680
00:25:55,828 --> 00:25:57,997
It's like the universe
wants us to continue
681
00:25:58,164 --> 00:25:59,248
our conversation, Connie.
682
00:25:59,415 --> 00:26:01,542
- Very serendipitous.
- Agreed.
683
00:26:01,709 --> 00:26:03,544
Maybe Constance doesn't
want to talk shop right now.
684
00:26:03,711 --> 00:26:04,879
[CONSTANCE] Oh, no, no, no. It's fine.
685
00:26:05,046 --> 00:26:07,757
Entrepreneurs proposition
me everywhere I go.
686
00:26:07,924 --> 00:26:09,842
It's the perils of
being a wealthy widow.
687
00:26:10,009 --> 00:26:12,512
[CHUCKLES] I can only imagine.
688
00:26:12,637 --> 00:26:14,138
Well, like I was saying over tea,
689
00:26:14,305 --> 00:26:16,516
with your backing
financially and my know-how,
690
00:26:16,683 --> 00:26:18,226
we could turn Minx into so much more
691
00:26:18,351 --> 00:26:19,852
than just a magazine.
692
00:26:20,019 --> 00:26:21,646
I mean, just picture
this... uh, merchandising,
693
00:26:21,813 --> 00:26:24,190
uh, uh, uh, events,
international editions,
694
00:26:24,357 --> 00:26:26,067
taking this thing global.
695
00:26:26,192 --> 00:26:27,986
Think about the money for a second.
696
00:26:28,111 --> 00:26:31,197
And all of this, it's not me.
697
00:26:31,322 --> 00:26:32,615
It's her.
698
00:26:32,740 --> 00:26:34,367
It's all made possible
699
00:26:34,534 --> 00:26:36,244
by our brilliant editorial leadership
700
00:26:36,369 --> 00:26:39,747
from this lady right
here, Ms. Joyce Prigger.
701
00:26:39,872 --> 00:26:41,165
Joyce?
702
00:26:43,543 --> 00:26:45,086
Constance, could I talk to you alone?
703
00:26:45,253 --> 00:26:46,428
Well, I don't... I don't
think that's necessary.
704
00:26:46,546 --> 00:26:47,964
- I think we could just...
- No, no.
705
00:26:48,131 --> 00:26:49,481
Why don't you be a lamb and
take our babies for a spin?
706
00:26:49,549 --> 00:26:51,050
- [DOUG SCOFFS]
- They look like they have
707
00:26:51,217 --> 00:26:52,885
some business to attend to as well.
708
00:26:53,052 --> 00:26:54,387
Well, it looks to me
they're so comfortable...
709
00:26:54,554 --> 00:26:56,097
Thank you.
710
00:26:56,264 --> 00:26:57,932
[DOUG WHISTLES]
711
00:26:58,057 --> 00:26:59,559
All right, you have
until they ring the gong
712
00:26:59,726 --> 00:27:01,728
for the grand promenade.
713
00:27:01,894 --> 00:27:04,564
But know this... I don't
invest in businesses.
714
00:27:04,731 --> 00:27:07,066
I invest in people.
715
00:27:07,233 --> 00:27:09,068
So why should I invest in you?
716
00:27:09,235 --> 00:27:10,445
Go.
717
00:27:10,611 --> 00:27:12,864
Well, it isn't just me.
718
00:27:12,989 --> 00:27:14,782
It's my whole team.
719
00:27:14,949 --> 00:27:16,284
And...
720
00:27:16,451 --> 00:27:19,579
we're outsiders like you.
721
00:27:19,746 --> 00:27:21,622
We had to blaze our own trail.
722
00:27:21,789 --> 00:27:23,166
And I don't want to stop doing that
723
00:27:23,332 --> 00:27:25,918
just because Condé Nast is
panting at the door, you know?
724
00:27:26,044 --> 00:27:27,837
I want to keep doing it our way.
725
00:27:28,004 --> 00:27:29,297
I want to...
726
00:27:29,464 --> 00:27:32,341
I want to keep fighting
with a woman at the helm,
727
00:27:32,508 --> 00:27:35,970
who not only understands it
but who has actually lived it.
728
00:27:36,137 --> 00:27:37,889
But I lost my fight.
729
00:27:38,056 --> 00:27:40,767
And they took my company, and
then they tried to kill me.
730
00:27:40,933 --> 00:27:43,102
Well, this time you wouldn't be alone.
731
00:27:43,269 --> 00:27:45,104
And I promise that I won't kill you.
732
00:27:45,271 --> 00:27:47,940
[CHUCKLES]
733
00:27:48,107 --> 00:27:51,444
Ever since he put this idea in my head,
734
00:27:51,611 --> 00:27:54,405
I cannot imagine anyone
else publishing Minx.
735
00:27:56,115 --> 00:27:59,118
Well, I have always been tickled
736
00:27:59,285 --> 00:28:00,453
by the taboo.
737
00:28:04,207 --> 00:28:05,458
All right.
738
00:28:05,625 --> 00:28:08,836
Maybe I have one good chapter
left before I call it a career.
739
00:28:09,003 --> 00:28:10,588
Oh, my God.
740
00:28:10,713 --> 00:28:12,340
- [LAUGHING] Really?
- Yes.
741
00:28:12,507 --> 00:28:14,300
Oh, my God, this is incredible!
742
00:28:14,467 --> 00:28:15,593
Oh, my God.
743
00:28:15,718 --> 00:28:17,970
I cannot believe he was right.
744
00:28:18,137 --> 00:28:19,639
Yes, he was.
745
00:28:19,806 --> 00:28:20,932
Quite the charmer, isn't he?
746
00:28:21,099 --> 00:28:22,099
Well...
747
00:28:22,183 --> 00:28:24,143
Yeah, but do we need him?
748
00:28:24,310 --> 00:28:26,479
Look, the man clearly stole that dog,
749
00:28:26,646 --> 00:28:29,482
and that kind of bravado is very risky.
750
00:28:31,067 --> 00:28:33,152
[INDISTINCT CHATTER, DOGS BARKING]
751
00:28:35,696 --> 00:28:36,906
All right, yes.
752
00:28:37,073 --> 00:28:40,326
Yes, his methods are... unconventional.
753
00:28:40,493 --> 00:28:43,454
But he pushes me in a way
that makes me so much better.
754
00:28:43,621 --> 00:28:46,833
I would not be here
if it weren't for him.
755
00:28:46,999 --> 00:28:49,752
Minx is as much his
success as it is mine.
756
00:28:51,629 --> 00:28:54,215
Uh, can you please never,
ever tell him that, though?
757
00:28:54,340 --> 00:28:55,675
Oh, a woman would never.
758
00:28:55,842 --> 00:28:56,842
Great.
759
00:28:57,844 --> 00:28:58,845
Great.
760
00:28:59,637 --> 00:29:02,348
[ROD STEWART'S "YOU
WEAR IT WELL" PLAYING]
761
00:29:02,515 --> 00:29:04,684
Uh...
762
00:29:04,851 --> 00:29:06,060
Um, I'll come with.
763
00:29:06,227 --> 00:29:09,063
[DOUG] Well, look at you!
You closed the deal, kid!
764
00:29:09,230 --> 00:29:11,357
We're 50/50 partners,
and I'm telling you,
765
00:29:11,524 --> 00:29:12,692
it's gonna be different this time.
766
00:29:12,859 --> 00:29:15,695
[JOYCE] Actually, 51/49...
Constance insisted.
767
00:29:15,862 --> 00:29:17,822
Well, that's 49 more
than I had this morning.
768
00:29:17,947 --> 00:29:19,323
How's that?
769
00:29:19,490 --> 00:29:21,033
[JOYCE] Was it rude not to
stay for the ribbon ceremony?
770
00:29:21,159 --> 00:29:22,368
[DOUG] No. We got what we came for.
771
00:29:22,535 --> 00:29:23,536
Let's go.
772
00:29:23,703 --> 00:29:24,996
[LAUGHTER]
773
00:29:25,163 --> 00:29:26,455
So let me get this
straight... I quit my job
774
00:29:26,622 --> 00:29:28,207
to end up at the same
place with the same people
775
00:29:28,374 --> 00:29:29,750
minus three paychecks?
776
00:29:29,876 --> 00:29:31,752
Isn't it great? And now
a countess is in charge.
777
00:29:31,878 --> 00:29:33,045
Uh, former countess.
778
00:29:33,212 --> 00:29:34,714
[BAMBI] Hey!
779
00:29:34,839 --> 00:29:36,632
And I just want you to
know that I've actually been
780
00:29:36,799 --> 00:29:38,551
to French Polynesia,
781
00:29:38,718 --> 00:29:40,511
and it's a lot nicer than this shithole.
782
00:29:40,678 --> 00:29:41,679
[LAUGHTER]
783
00:29:41,804 --> 00:29:44,599
But they do not serve kamikazes.
784
00:29:44,765 --> 00:29:45,766
[ALL CHEER]
785
00:29:45,933 --> 00:29:47,101
Well, to being back, everybody.
786
00:29:47,226 --> 00:29:48,895
- On new terms.
- With back pay.
787
00:29:49,061 --> 00:29:50,271
- We'll see.
- [GLASSES CLINK]
788
00:29:50,438 --> 00:29:52,231
- [PERSON] Whoo!
- [LAUGHTER]
789
00:29:52,232 --> 00:29:54,099
- [DOUG] Mmm.
- [TINA] Mmm, mmm, mmm.
790
00:29:54,129 --> 00:29:55,234
[RICHIE] Oh, God.
791
00:29:55,401 --> 00:29:57,069
You really gonna leave all
this for business school?
792
00:29:57,195 --> 00:29:59,071
- [JOYCE] You want more?
- [RICHIE] Whoo!
793
00:29:59,238 --> 00:30:00,990
- [DOUG CHUCKLES]
- I was thinking about it.
794
00:30:01,115 --> 00:30:02,408
Well, don't.
795
00:30:02,575 --> 00:30:03,910
The best is yet to come.
796
00:30:04,076 --> 00:30:05,244
[CONSTANCE] All right, everyone,
797
00:30:05,411 --> 00:30:07,079
the next round is on me!
798
00:30:07,246 --> 00:30:08,456
[ALL CHEERING]
799
00:30:08,581 --> 00:30:10,291
We are celebrating!
800
00:30:10,416 --> 00:30:13,252
[ROD] ♪ You wear it well ♪
801
00:30:13,419 --> 00:30:17,048
♪ A little out of
time but I don't mind ♪
802
00:30:17,173 --> 00:30:19,258
♪ ♪
803
00:30:19,425 --> 00:30:23,012
♪ But I ain't forgetting
that you were once mine ♪
804
00:30:23,179 --> 00:30:26,766
♪ But I blew it without even tryin' ♪
805
00:30:26,933 --> 00:30:29,435
♪ Now I'm eatin' my heart out ♪
806
00:30:29,602 --> 00:30:32,772
♪ Tryin' to get a letter through ♪
807
00:30:32,939 --> 00:30:35,399
♪ ♪
808
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:40,400
- Synced and corrected by chamallow -
- www.addic7ed.com -
809
00:30:48,955 --> 00:30:52,458
♪ Since you've been gone
it's hard to carry on ♪
810
00:30:52,625 --> 00:30:54,210
♪ ♪
811
00:30:54,335 --> 00:30:57,171
♪ I'm gonna write about
the birthday gown ♪
812
00:30:57,338 --> 00:30:59,298
♪ That I bought in town ♪
813
00:30:59,465 --> 00:31:02,301
♪ When you sat down and
cried on the stairs ♪
814
00:31:02,468 --> 00:31:03,511
♪ You knew it didn't cost the earth ♪
815
00:31:03,678 --> 00:31:06,889
♪ But for what it's worth ♪
816
00:31:07,056 --> 00:31:09,308
♪ You make me feel a millionaire ♪
817
00:31:09,475 --> 00:31:12,770
♪ And you wear it well ♪
818
00:31:12,895 --> 00:31:16,232
♪ Madame Onassis got nothin' on you ♪
819
00:31:16,357 --> 00:31:18,109
♪ No, no ♪
820
00:31:18,276 --> 00:31:22,655
♪ Anyway, my coffee's
cold and I'm getting told ♪
821
00:31:22,822 --> 00:31:25,866
♪ That I gotta get back to work ♪
822
00:31:26,033 --> 00:31:30,538
♪ So when the sun goes low
and you're home all alone ♪
823
00:31:30,705 --> 00:31:32,581
♪ Think of me and try... ♪
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