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K.C.,
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we're at an expensive French restaurant.
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What are you doing on your phone?
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Ordering a pizza.
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Why do we bother taking her to nice places?
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You know what? Here's an idea.
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How about I go to the mall
and you guys pick me up
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when you're done?
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Or don't.
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Okay.
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Target has entered the restaurant.
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I have facial recognition confirmation.
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Target matches the profile:
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Slight limp, broad shoulders, weak chin,
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and a very long...eyelash?
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Oh. Oh, no. That one's mine, actually.
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Intel shows he's here
to get the stolen plans
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for our new missile defense system.
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Our assignment: recover those plans.
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I'll cover the exit.
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I'm going in.
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You can't go in the lounge.
It's for adults only.
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Not a problem.
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My little girl's grown up so fast.
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He's on the move and he's got a briefcase.
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I have a visual on the plans.
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Let's do this!
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Didn't anyone ever tell you
not to play with matches?
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I highly recommend the filet of sole.
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Ooh--aah!
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I can't believe you hit me.
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I'm just a little girl.
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A little girl who just girl-stomped you,
son.
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Time for you to chill out.
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What?
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You never heard of a teenage spy?
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Sorry.
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I didn't have time for dessert.
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Morning, Mom.
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Hey, I need my permission slip signed
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for my field trip next week.
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No slip, no trip. No trip, I flip.
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Kind of busy here.
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So am I.
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I mean, I have a test to study for,
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a paper to write,
and I still find time to bug you.
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Sweetie, I run an accounting firm,
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I take care of two kids, cook, clean,
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do the laundry,
and have to convince your father
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his hair isn't thinning.
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You really want to compete with me?
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I get it. You're busy.
I'll just sign it for you.
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No, K.C., you really shouldn't--
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Wow!
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You do my signature better than I do.
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Is there anything you aren't good at?
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Yes, failing!
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Well, you're just perfect, aren't ya?
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Well, I am Mom and Dad's favorite.
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Yeah, right.
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There's my K.C.! My pride and joy--
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Uh...Hello?
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Oh, hey, Ernie. Didn't see you there.
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You guys want to laugh?
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K.C. thinks she's your favorite.
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Funny, right?
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Right? Mom?
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Oh, hey, Ernie. Didn't see you there.
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Don't be ridiculous.
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Just because K.C. has an A average,
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she's a black belt in karate, and she
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single-handedly retrofitted the whole house
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to run on solar power,
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doesn't mean you're not as good as...
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Hey, look, breakfast is ready!
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So, I'm thinking tonight you come over,
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hack into the school's network
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and switch all the cute
boys into my classes.
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Okay.
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Marisa, as much as I enjoy risking expulsion
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so that you can get a date,
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tonight is a school night and--
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Please don't say it. I need to study.
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She said it.
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Okay.
How many times do we have to go over this?
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Study, bad.
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Party, good.
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The first dance of the year is Friday night
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and we are going.
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♪ And we're gonna get all boom,
boom pretty on ♪
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♪ Shakira, I hear ya Shakira,
I hear ya ♪
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♪ My hips...My hips... ♪
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Marisa. Marisa. Marisa. Yeah.
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Half of the school is now staring at us.
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How embarrassing.
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Why isn't the other half staring?
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Okay, look,
the point is even if I wanted to go,
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which I don't,
I have a robotics club meeting
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Friday night.
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Ugh, come on, K.C.,
you're going to that dance
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and having some fun.
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Yes, because there's nothing more fun
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than sitting around and watching you flirt
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with guys all night,
waiting for one to talk to me--
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which thankfully never happens.
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Because every time I do
trying talk to a guy,
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I just come off sound like a complete idiot.
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I mean, my brain says something really cute
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and funny,
but my mouth is just kind of like,
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"Blah blahbitty blah blah blah."
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Oh, come on! You are exaggerating.
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How are you doing, Marisa?
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Oh, hey, Ryan, cute jacket.
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Thanks. Hey, K.C..
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Hey jacket, cute jacket.
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I mean, hey cute, Ryan jacket.
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Hey, j--
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Oh, just kill me.
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I'm worried about K.C..
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I--I just hope testing her
is the right thing to do.
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It's all going to be okay.
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She's never met a test she couldn't ace.
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Ha ha ha... Takes after her old man.
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She sure does.
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Oh, here she comes.
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K.C.?
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My name is Wally.
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I'm with a secret government agency.
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It can't be that much of a secret
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if you go around telling people.
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This is my ID.
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You need to come with me.
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Okay.
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Uh, I think you have the wrong K.C..
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Let me just show you my ID.
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Oh! My belly button!
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I think you just turned
my outie into an innie!
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Ow! Ow! Let me go!
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Please stop that!
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Ow!
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Help!
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Help!
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Let me go!
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Okay, uh...
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the police just got here...
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and they said that they're
going to wait outside
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and give you one last chance to let me go,
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and if you do...
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they won't be mad.
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Man, this is gonna hurt.
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Okay, seriously,
can't just hang here all day.
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Stand back! All right?
I watch reality shows.
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I will scratch your eyes out
and scar you emotionally.
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One minute, forty two seconds.
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A new record!
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Okay,
I don't know what is wrong with you people,
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but if you think my parents are gonna pay
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some big ransom, you are sadly mistaken.
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Okay. They are not rich.
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They are just boring accountants.
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Now, I wouldn't say we're boring.
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And accounting isn't our only job.
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Honey, we're also spies.
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And we need your help on a mission.
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What?
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Okay, so let me just get this straight.
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Um, basically, you guys have
been lying to me my entire life.
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Honey, we wanted to tell you we were spies,
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but we weren't allowed to.
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Well, we could have,
but then we would've had to kill you.
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You guys are joking, right?
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Yeah. Okay.
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I just don't get it. Why me? I'm j--
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What were you guys talking about?
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Nothing!
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Are you planning a surprise party for me?
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I knew you guys wouldn't
forget my birthday...
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again.
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But why me?
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I'm just a regular kid.
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A regular kid? No.
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We had you tested when you were three,
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you were certified a genius.
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You used to read us bedtime stories.
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Shakespeare.
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Wait, I'm a-- I'm a genius?
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Why didn't you guys tell me that?
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Because we didn't want
you to get a big head--
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which, according to the tests,
you already have,
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because your brain is so big.
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And let's face it, sweetie, you kick butt!
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Your first lesson at "Karate Kiddies"
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when you were five,
you crushed your sensei's windpipe.
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Wa--You guys said he choked on a raisin.
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Again... Whoa.
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Plus, you're perfect for this mission,
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because you go to Hamilton High.
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Our intel shows one of the students
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is an undercover teen spy
working for the other side.
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Now,
we need someone on the inside we can trust.
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Your mission, if you choose to accept it...
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I love saying that.
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It gets old, baby.
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Is to identify that spy and recover the code
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for a new virus that jams cell towers,
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rendering every mobile device useless,
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thus creating worldwide havoc.
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You mean it all goes down?
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No texting, no selfies,
no super cute kitten pics...
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no checking in?
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If I go somewhere and I can't check in,
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how will I even know that I was there?
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Tell me about it.
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But, sweetie, you can help stop the virus.
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So, what do you say, K.C.? Are you in?
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Oh, hey!
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Any chance you changed your mind about
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going to the dance?
Because a lot of cute boys are going!
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Please. Marisa,
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you know that school
dances are not my thing.
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Plus, I have way too much going on to be
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worrying about meeting some...
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Boy!
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Who is that boy?
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Lincoln Treadwell. He just moved to D.C.
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From where? Heaven?
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Wait, um, just moved to D.C.?
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Wow, this mission is gonna be a lot more fun
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than I thought it would be.
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What do you mean?
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Nothing.
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Oh, sorry, I can't eat with you.
I have to go to detention.
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Wait. You're in trouble again?
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Oh, no. No, no, no.
It's a dedication ceremony.
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They're naming the room after me.
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Of course I'm in trouble.
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Hey, Reena. How you doing?
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Let me guess,
you don't have anyone to sit with,
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so you figured sitting
with the girl sitting by
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herself in a wheelchair was
better than sitting alone?
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I would not have put it that way, but okay.
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Well, too bad! I'm saving these seats.
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Sure, you are.
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Ermahgerd, Reena!
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Why is that annoybot sitting in my seat?
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Hi, Julie.
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Uh, my name's not Julie, it's Juli. J-U-L-I.
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No E!
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I was just leaving, Juli no E.
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And, by the way, not only do you have no 'e',
but you have no class.
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Uh, of course I have no class. It's lunch.
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Activate eavesdrop mode.
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The code for the cell tower jamming program
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is embedded in a smart phone.
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Your contact will hand
off at the school dance...
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Friday night.
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That's too bad.
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I was just about to post really cute selfie.
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You and me, both, brother. You and me both.
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Dad, come in, Dad.
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Hi, honey. Hologram-high-five.
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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I pull that on all the rookies.
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So, what do you got?
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I spotted the target.
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He's going by the name of Lincoln Treadwell.
267
00:14:43,710 --> 00:14:46,170
He's tall and he's cute
268
00:14:46,170 --> 00:14:48,170
and his hair is all-- not important.
269
00:14:50,180 --> 00:14:51,890
The virus is embedded in a phone
270
00:14:51,890 --> 00:14:52,930
that he is receiving at the school dance.
271
00:14:52,930 --> 00:14:53,930
Good work!
272
00:14:53,930 --> 00:14:55,810
So, now what do I do?
273
00:14:55,810 --> 00:14:58,270
Well, you need to get Lincoln
to ask you to the dance,
274
00:14:58,270 --> 00:15:00,690
so you can stay close to him
until you recover that phone.
275
00:15:00,690 --> 00:15:02,940
Go with him?
276
00:15:02,940 --> 00:15:04,280
Like on a...
277
00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:06,360
a date?
278
00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:08,570
Oh, don't tell me you've never had a date.
279
00:15:08,570 --> 00:15:10,660
No, I haven't.
280
00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:13,030
Because someone told me I wasn't
allowed to until I was 18.
281
00:15:13,030 --> 00:15:15,830
Well,
excuse me if I don't want my little girl
282
00:15:15,830 --> 00:15:17,080
to grow up too soon.
283
00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:18,370
Now, when you go to the dance,
284
00:15:18,370 --> 00:15:19,660
don't forget to bring your ninja stars,
285
00:15:19,660 --> 00:15:21,380
your brass knuckles and stun gun.
286
00:15:21,380 --> 00:15:23,300
I need all that for my first mission?
287
00:15:23,300 --> 00:15:24,630
No, for your first date.
288
00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:28,210
Dad, out.
289
00:15:37,260 --> 00:15:41,770
Well, if he likes girls like Juli,
290
00:15:41,770 --> 00:15:43,820
I'll just be like Juli.
291
00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:48,980
Oh my god, Lincoln!
292
00:15:50,620 --> 00:15:53,660
I'm K.C., no 'e'.
293
00:15:53,660 --> 00:15:55,990
No, wait, there is an 'e',
but it's after an 'I', like 'I' before 'e,'
294
00:15:55,990 --> 00:15:58,410
except after 'c'--except in this case,
it is after a 'c'.
295
00:15:58,410 --> 00:16:00,710
So much for rules.
296
00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:03,170
Anywho.
297
00:16:03,170 --> 00:16:06,040
Um, you're, like new and stuff,
298
00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:07,380
and there's this dance Friday night.
299
00:16:07,380 --> 00:16:08,920
What do you say we, like, go together?
300
00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:10,350
I know the electric cha-cha slide.
301
00:16:11,550 --> 00:16:12,850
Cha-cha.
302
00:16:16,550 --> 00:16:19,260
Whoa, that... that is tempting, but...
303
00:16:19,260 --> 00:16:20,860
no.
304
00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:25,480
Ermahgerd.
305
00:16:32,370 --> 00:16:35,700
What was I thinking? You know what?
306
00:16:35,700 --> 00:16:37,570
I wasn't thinking because if I was thinking,
307
00:16:37,570 --> 00:16:39,070
I would've never agreed to all this.
308
00:16:39,070 --> 00:16:41,210
Been there.
309
00:16:41,210 --> 00:16:43,380
Said the same thing as I
was walking down the aisle.
310
00:16:44,830 --> 00:16:46,250
Excuse me? I meant the first time.
311
00:16:46,250 --> 00:16:48,620
Excuse me?
312
00:16:48,620 --> 00:16:50,340
Not now, honey.
313
00:16:50,340 --> 00:16:51,510
You were saying?
314
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:53,300
I blew my mission, because I am too--
315
00:16:57,260 --> 00:17:02,190
Too busy whispering to remember to
pick me up from school... again?
316
00:17:02,190 --> 00:17:03,310
Why didn't you call?
317
00:17:03,310 --> 00:17:04,810
I did.
318
00:17:04,810 --> 00:17:07,440
Eighty-three times. Call a brother back.
319
00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:11,070
Oh, that was you?
I didn't recognize your number.
320
00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:18,320
Look, I blew my mission,
because I am too pathetic
321
00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:19,990
to get a guy to go to a dance with me.
322
00:17:19,990 --> 00:17:22,330
I made a complete fool out of myself.
323
00:17:22,330 --> 00:17:23,830
And the worse part is I can't even talk
324
00:17:23,830 --> 00:17:25,160
to my best friend about it.
325
00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:28,920
Sure you can. I'm listening.
326
00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:31,340
Dad, I am talking about Marisa.
327
00:17:31,340 --> 00:17:33,130
I get it, sweetheart.
328
00:17:33,130 --> 00:17:34,590
It's not easy leading a double life.
329
00:17:34,590 --> 00:17:36,510
I'm 16, I haven't even figured out
330
00:17:36,510 --> 00:17:38,010
how to live one life.
331
00:17:38,010 --> 00:17:40,520
You know, you can still go to the dance
332
00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:41,810
and complete your mission.
333
00:17:41,810 --> 00:17:43,440
The K.C. I know never gives up.
334
00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:45,140
Don't forget, your country needs you.
335
00:17:45,140 --> 00:17:48,390
No. You guys cannot keep
putting that pressure on me.
336
00:17:48,390 --> 00:17:51,360
Look, I am not some spy girl, okay?
337
00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:54,450
I am just a girl. An ordinary girl.
338
00:17:54,450 --> 00:17:56,280
No, you're not.
339
00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:58,530
You're... you're extraordinary.
340
00:17:58,530 --> 00:18:00,160
Oh, look, I know you guys keep saying that.
341
00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:02,540
But I don't feel extraordinary, okay?
342
00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:03,750
I just feel overwhelmed.
343
00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:09,410
You know what? Forget this spy stuff, okay?
344
00:18:09,410 --> 00:18:12,050
I'm done. Done.
345
00:18:15,050 --> 00:18:18,710
Fine, it's your decision.
346
00:18:18,710 --> 00:18:21,220
But you really disappointed us.
347
00:18:21,220 --> 00:18:22,890
We expected more from you, K.C.
348
00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:32,730
I guess we see more in you
than you see in yourself.
349
00:18:47,410 --> 00:18:48,950
Hey, Marisa, it's me.
350
00:18:48,950 --> 00:18:50,840
Um...
351
00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:54,340
Let's say I actually wanted to
go to this dance Friday night.
352
00:18:54,340 --> 00:18:56,420
What would I wear?
353
00:18:56,420 --> 00:18:58,880
Marisa? Hello?
354
00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:00,850
Sorry, I took so long.
355
00:19:00,850 --> 00:19:02,390
Okay, so this one will show off your legs,
356
00:19:02,390 --> 00:19:04,220
but this one will bring out your eyes.
357
00:19:04,220 --> 00:19:05,720
Hold these,
I've got to go back for the shoes.
358
00:19:07,140 --> 00:19:10,980
She's a girl! She's a girl!
359
00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:26,990
Wow! Look at you!
360
00:19:26,990 --> 00:19:28,450
Thanks!
361
00:19:28,450 --> 00:19:30,790
Wasn't a compliment, Sweetie.
362
00:19:42,470 --> 00:19:45,430
Initiating fart sequence.
Silent but deadly mode.
363
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,480
Eww!
364
00:20:00,990 --> 00:20:02,530
It wasn't me! I swear!
365
00:20:02,530 --> 00:20:05,370
Sorry, the one who smelt it, dealt it.
366
00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:08,820
That is nasty! Ugh!
367
00:20:11,380 --> 00:20:14,540
Bye, Sweetie. No 'e'.
368
00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:23,800
I guess your date had to go.
369
00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:25,800
If you want, you can hang with me.
370
00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:27,680
Okay.
371
00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:28,680
That'd be cool.
372
00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:47,240
Whatchya looking for?
373
00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:50,330
Nothing. What are you looking for?
374
00:20:50,330 --> 00:20:52,170
Nothing.
375
00:20:57,790 --> 00:20:59,370
I'll be right back. I'll go with you.
376
00:20:59,370 --> 00:21:00,800
You can't. Why not?
377
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:01,800
It's something I have to do alone.
378
00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:03,880
Like what? Like...
379
00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:05,220
Go to the boys' room.
380
00:21:05,220 --> 00:21:08,260
I can go to the-- I'll be right here.
381
00:21:19,770 --> 00:21:23,280
K.C., I am so happy you're here.
382
00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:30,240
And look at you.
You look absolutely...perfect.
383
00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:36,250
What exactly is up with you?
384
00:21:36,250 --> 00:21:37,830
I mean, I haven't seen you this happy
385
00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:39,290
since your parents pulled you
out of that all girls school.
386
00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:42,220
It's just a dance.
387
00:21:43,420 --> 00:21:45,760
You're my best friend.
388
00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:48,380
And now my little antisocial caterpillar
389
00:21:48,380 --> 00:21:50,220
is transforming into a beautiful,
390
00:21:50,220 --> 00:21:51,810
outgoing butterfly.
391
00:21:51,810 --> 00:21:53,270
Oh!
392
00:21:53,270 --> 00:21:54,560
I'm back.
393
00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:56,560
Wow, you work quick, Butterfly!
394
00:21:57,890 --> 00:21:59,850
Time for me to spread my own wings.
395
00:21:59,850 --> 00:22:00,900
Hi.
396
00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:11,330
Ugh, how lame.
397
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:14,210
Like anyone knows how to dance to this?
398
00:22:14,210 --> 00:22:15,370
I do. I do.
399
00:22:15,370 --> 00:22:18,120
Me too! Me too!
400
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,460
I learned it from watching one of those
401
00:22:22,460 --> 00:22:25,510
celebrity dancing shows.
402
00:22:25,510 --> 00:22:27,510
Want to? Sure.
403
00:22:55,370 --> 00:22:56,990
You're a spy. So are you.
404
00:22:56,990 --> 00:22:59,410
I'm taking you in.
405
00:22:59,410 --> 00:23:02,000
No, I'm taking you in...
406
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,420
even though I don't know where
"in" actually is.
407
00:23:07,300 --> 00:23:08,550
I can't blow my cover...
408
00:23:11,350 --> 00:23:12,390
but I can dip you.
409
00:23:28,570 --> 00:23:30,790
Wow.
410
00:23:30,790 --> 00:23:33,740
This is so not what I thought my
first school dance would be like.
411
00:23:35,330 --> 00:23:36,740
No way!
412
00:23:36,740 --> 00:23:37,950
This was my first school dance, too.
413
00:23:37,950 --> 00:23:40,800
Really? I actually had fun.
414
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:42,460
You know, up until you picked me up
415
00:23:42,460 --> 00:23:44,340
and threw me over your shoulder
like a sack of potatoes.
416
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:47,590
Okay, that wasn't so bad either.
417
00:23:49,750 --> 00:23:51,810
Just so you know, I really wanted to go
418
00:23:51,810 --> 00:23:54,010
to the dance with you, but I--I couldn't.
419
00:23:54,010 --> 00:23:56,760
You know, orders.
420
00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:58,760
Wait. Why?
421
00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:01,230
I acted like a total dork
when I asked you to the dance.
422
00:24:01,230 --> 00:24:03,520
But--but most of the time you're cool.
423
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:05,230
How do you know?
424
00:24:05,230 --> 00:24:07,520
Well, I--I am a spy.
425
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:10,530
And I've been trained to notice things,
426
00:24:10,530 --> 00:24:13,620
like really awesome girls.
427
00:24:18,120 --> 00:24:20,030
Wait, just to be clear,
that girl was me, right?
428
00:24:20,030 --> 00:24:21,540
Yeah.
429
00:24:23,540 --> 00:24:26,790
So,
I'm assuming you're going to let me live.
430
00:24:26,790 --> 00:24:28,630
I have to double check with headquarters,
431
00:24:28,630 --> 00:24:31,010
but, uh...fingers crossed.
432
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:37,220
Mom, come in. I need you.
433
00:24:37,220 --> 00:24:38,470
Hello.
434
00:24:40,300 --> 00:24:42,270
Can you hear me? Hello? Mom?
435
00:24:42,270 --> 00:24:44,520
Hello? Mom. Mom, I'm in trouble.
436
00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:47,440
Can you hear me? Hello?
437
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:48,520
Mom?
438
00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:49,520
K.C.?
439
00:24:50,740 --> 00:24:52,410
What the heck is this thing?
440
00:24:52,410 --> 00:24:55,320
Great. Mom forgot her bracelet.
441
00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:56,820
What is going on?
442
00:24:56,820 --> 00:24:58,530
I'm not supposed to tell you this,
443
00:24:58,530 --> 00:25:01,250
but Mom and Dad are spies and I have been
444
00:25:01,250 --> 00:25:02,830
recruited to help them on a mission.
445
00:25:02,830 --> 00:25:04,580
Slow your roll.
446
00:25:04,580 --> 00:25:05,960
How do I know I can believe you?
447
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:08,920
We are talking on a bracelet.
448
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:10,590
Well, that doesn't mean anything.
449
00:25:17,260 --> 00:25:19,130
Okay, that means something.
450
00:25:20,390 --> 00:25:23,480
So it's true? You're all spies?
451
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:26,350
Hey! Why wasn't I asked to be a spy?
452
00:25:26,350 --> 00:25:28,810
Please, you are so not cut out to be a spy.
453
00:25:28,810 --> 00:25:30,230
Oh, really?
454
00:25:30,230 --> 00:25:31,910
Remember the time I managed to sneak
455
00:25:31,910 --> 00:25:33,360
into the girls' locker room?
456
00:25:33,360 --> 00:25:36,240
Yes, everyone remembers.
You were caught immediately.
457
00:25:37,780 --> 00:25:39,910
Look, if Mom and Dad check in,
458
00:25:39,910 --> 00:25:41,420
tell them that I'm being held against
459
00:25:41,420 --> 00:25:43,250
my will in the A/V storage room.
460
00:25:43,250 --> 00:25:45,120
I'm going to try to make it out alive,
461
00:25:45,120 --> 00:25:47,290
but if I don't,
I'm going to be really late for curfew.
462
00:25:48,500 --> 00:25:50,540
Sure, I'll let them know.
463
00:25:50,540 --> 00:25:53,090
I just hope I'm cut out
to deliver a message.
464
00:25:57,930 --> 00:25:59,380
Come on, Jason.
465
00:25:59,380 --> 00:26:03,350
This is a nice quiet
place where we can...talk.
466
00:26:03,350 --> 00:26:04,640
Marisa!
467
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:07,100
Oh, sorry.
468
00:26:07,100 --> 00:26:08,680
Ocupado!
469
00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:10,860
No, no, no! No, no, no!
470
00:26:10,860 --> 00:26:12,240
Don't go.
471
00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:18,110
Just a hunch,
she doesn't do very well in school, does she?
472
00:26:42,270 --> 00:26:44,020
Whoa! Whoa!
473
00:26:47,430 --> 00:26:48,680
Not the face! Not the face!
474
00:26:53,030 --> 00:26:54,030
Gotcha.
475
00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:58,860
Not cut out to be a spy, huh? Thank you.
476
00:27:00,830 --> 00:27:02,700
I believe I just saved your butt...
477
00:27:02,700 --> 00:27:03,950
with my butt.
478
00:27:07,330 --> 00:27:09,910
Oh, by the way, genius?
The door was unlocked.
479
00:27:09,910 --> 00:27:11,170
No, it wasn't.
480
00:27:11,170 --> 00:27:14,590
I was pulling, pulling-- Oh, fudge.
481
00:27:21,100 --> 00:27:24,260
Hey, uh, how about you let me
go and we grab a bite to eat?
482
00:27:24,260 --> 00:27:26,100
You like sushi?
483
00:27:27,430 --> 00:27:30,730
Nice try, but I don't date bad boys.
484
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:34,360
Thank you.
485
00:27:34,360 --> 00:27:38,360
So, I'm, uh,
I'm assuming you're going to let me live?
486
00:27:38,360 --> 00:27:40,190
Fingers crossed.
487
00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:49,200
Oh, I am so proud.
488
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:51,130
You completed your first mission.
489
00:27:51,130 --> 00:27:53,380
You know me, I never give up.
490
00:27:53,380 --> 00:27:55,290
I never doubted you for a second.
491
00:27:55,290 --> 00:27:57,290
My little girl kicked butt tonight!
492
00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:01,760
The whole world owes
you a debt of gratitude.
493
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:03,350
Excuse me?
494
00:28:04,970 --> 00:28:08,720
Aren't we forgetting somebody...again?
495
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:11,520
You know what, he's right.
496
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:13,810
If it weren't for you,
I would have never completed that mission.
497
00:28:13,810 --> 00:28:16,360
Ernie, you are the real hero.
498
00:28:16,360 --> 00:28:18,230
You know, I totally underestimated you, son.
499
00:28:18,230 --> 00:28:21,820
We should've recruited you
to be a spy and not K.C.
500
00:28:21,820 --> 00:28:24,450
You have no idea how happy
I am to hear you say that--
501
00:28:29,660 --> 00:28:31,830
Oh, don't worry, he'll wake up
502
00:28:31,830 --> 00:28:34,040
totally refreshed in the
morning and he won't remember
503
00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:36,170
anything that's happened
in the last six hours.
504
00:28:36,170 --> 00:28:41,180
See, baby,
I told you everything was going to be okay.
505
00:28:41,180 --> 00:28:45,720
Yes, you did. My big strong spy daddy.
506
00:28:46,970 --> 00:28:48,800
You know I am.
507
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:52,980
Ooh! Ooh!
508
00:28:57,400 --> 00:28:58,520
I keep it undercover.
509
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:01,280
Rob, your name's on TV.
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