All language subtitles for The.Adventures.of.Ozzie.and.Harriet.S11E06.The.Tigers.Go.To.A.Dance.1080p.WEB-DL.AMZN.H.264.DDP.2.0_track3_[eng]

[music playing]

- "The Adventures of Ozzie
and Harriet," starring

the entire Nelson family.

Here's Ozzie.

Here's Harriet.

Here's David.

And here's Ricky.

Here they are, America's
favorite family, the Nelsons.

- Harriet?

Harriet?
- Hi, Pop.

- Oh, hi, Rick.

- Uh, Mom's not home.

She's at the Woman's Club.
- Oh.

Hey, you're going to spoil your
dinner eating those cookies,

aren't you?
- No, she's at the Woman's Club.

They're having a meeting.

- Oh.

Well, you sure you left
enough cookies for dinner?

[laughs]

- There's a whole jarful
out in the kitchen.

- Oh, good.

- Oh, by the way, you
had a couple of callers

a little while ago.
- I did?

- Yeah, a delegation
from the Tiger's Club.

- Oh.

[laughs] What did they want?
- Well, I don't know.

They said they'd be back.
[knocking]

Oh, come on in, fellas.

- Must have been hiding
behind the hedge.

- Yeah, it looks
like it, doesn't it?

- Well, hi there, fellas.

- Hi, Mr. Nelson.

- We were waiting
for you to come home.

- So I understand.
Come on in.

- Thank you.

- We got some important
business to talk to you about.

- Well, would you like
to have a cookie first?

- No, thanks.
- Are you kidding?!

- We're here on business!

- OK, you don't have to shout!

- Well, come on
and sit down, boys.

Now then, what's on your mind?

- Well, according
to our records,

you haven't paid
your Tiger dues yet.

- Oh, really?

Well, I wasn't aware of it.

- You're an honorary member.

- Oh, yeah, I know that.

I'm sorry, fellas.

Believe me, it was
just an oversight.

- We're saving that money
for baseball uniforms.

- Oh, that sounds
like a worthy cause.

How much is the dues?

- $0.10.

- We got a new password, and
we can't tell you what it is

'til you pay your dues.

- [laughs] Well, that
sounds fair enough.

There's your $0.10.

- Thank you.

- Now, what's the password?

- We don't know.

We haven't paid our dues yet.

- Oh.

Well, as soon as you find
out, let me know, OK?

- OK, Mr. Nelson.

- Hey, what about the
special assessment?

- Oh, yeah, everybody has
to pay an extra nickel.

- Oh, what's that for?

- We're sending our
guy to dancing school.

- Dancing school?

- Yes, the Jimmy Dugan fund.

- Oh, well, I don't
know about that.

- Well, it sounds like
a worthy cause, Pop.

- Well, I suppose so.

Here.

Here's another nickel.

- Gee, thanks.

- Here, you can
count me in, too.

- Gee, thanks a lot.

- Yeah, thanks!

- Do you want to be an
honorary member, Rick?

- What do I have to do?

- Raise your right hand
and give us a dime.

- Or just give us a dime.

[laughter]

- OK, you talked me into it.

Here you are.

- Gee, thanks.

- Thanks, Rick.

- Well, I guess that's
all the business.

- OK.

Anything else?

- Could we have a cookie now?

- Oh, yeah, sure.

Yeah, help yourselves.

- Thanks.

- Thanks.

- Well, bye, Mr. Nelson.
- Bye.

- Bye.
- Bye.

[chuckling]

- Did he say they
were going to buy

baseball uniforms at The Deuce?

- Yeah.

At the rate of $0.10 a member,
it'll take him about 25 years.

- Maybe they figure on trapping
a few extra honorary members.

- How do you like that?

No more cookies left, and I
didn't even get the password.

- Hi!

- Well, hi!

- I'm sorry I'm so
late, I got tied up

at a Woman's Club meeting.

- Ah, that's OK.

What's for dinner?

- Yeah, what's for dinner?
Hi, Mom.

- Hi, Rick.

- Is this potato salad?

- No.

- Chow mein?

- No, spaghetti and meatballs.

- Oh.

Well, that's not too bad.

- Maybe I'll stick around.

- Well, it was the
best I could do.

We really had an
awfully long meeting.

- What's the big Woman's
Club project for this week?

- We're going to have a dance
this Saturday afternoon.

- Saturday afternoon?

But what about the guys
who want to play golf?

Whose crazy idea was that?

- Careful now, Pop.

- Don't worry, you're safe.

This dance is for our junior
girls' club, ages 7 to 10.

- Oh, aren't they a
little young for dancing?

- Oh, no, they'll
have a lot of fun.

You know how little
girls like to dress up.

- How did you get
trapped into this, Mom?

- I didn't get
trapped, I volunteered.

- Well, this might sound
like a silly question,

but who are these little
girls going to dance with?

- Little boys, of course.

- You must be kidding.

- What do you mean?

- Well, you don't
actually believe

you're going to get a
bunch of little boys

to go to a dance on a
Saturday afternoon, do you?

- Or any time, for that matter.

- Well, I don't see why not.

- They'd rather be out playing
baseball or riding their bikes

or something.

- Well, it seems to me you
went to a couple of dances

when you were about
nine years old.

- Oh, sure.

Well, you were bigger
than I was then.

You bullied me into it.

- I'll bet you.

- Besides, I was a very
cooperative youngster.

- Well, start
cooperating right now,

or we'll all starve to death.

- Oh, OK.

Oh, well, thanks, Mrs. Andrews.

But if Tommy should change his
mind before Saturday afternoon,

we'd love to have him.

OK, thank you.

Bye-bye.

- Dave, your mother is having
kind of a rough time lining up

the little boys.

- I'm afraid you're right.

Hello, Betty.

This is Harriet Nelson.

Have you talked to
Billy about the dance?

Oh.

Well, but did you
tell him we're going

to have ice cream and cake?

Oh.

Well, if he should change
his mind before Saturday,

let me know, will you?

I'd like to get some idea of
how many boys to count on.

Thanks, Betty.

Bye.

- How many boys
can you count on?

- Three maybes and one for sure.

- Doesn't sound very
promising, does it?

- No, it doesn't.

Little Bobby Martin said he'd
rather take his piano lessons.

- Who's in it for sure?

- Ronnie James.

[phone ringing]

I'll get it.

Hello?

- Hello, this is
Ronnie James' doctor.

- Oh, yes, doctor.

- I'm afraid Ronnie won't be
able to make it to the dance

Saturday.

- Oh, what happened?

- He's expecting
a very bad cold.

In fact, it may
turn into ammonia.

- Oh, that's too bad.

Does he know we're having
ice cream and cake?

- Gee, no.

Would he have to go to
the dance to get them?

- Oh, yes, of course.

- Oh, golly.

- Are you sure you
don't want to go?

That is, I mean, you
don't want Ronnie to go?

- No, afraid not.

- Well, if you should change
your mind, let me know.

- Yes, ma'am.

But I don't think there's
much chance of that.

- Well, OK.

Bye, Ronnie-- uh, doctor.

Well, my for sure
just checked out.

- Oh, that's a shame.

- I guess I don't know as much
about little boys as I thought.

Evidently, they just don't
like to dance with girls.

- Just wait about 10 years.

- Well, I guess I should have,
but unfortunately, the dance

is this Saturday
afternoon, and there

are going to be about 20 little
girls looking for somebody

to dance with them.

- Don't look at me.

I'm too tall.

- And I'm too old and too fat.

[chuckling] Well, aren't
you going to contradict me?

- I couldn't even hear you.

I've got problems of my own.

- Oh, come on now.

It's not as serious as all that.
- Oh, no?

Would you like to get
me about 20 little boys

to come to the dance?

- Well, I think I might be
able to get you about 10 or 12.

- Are you kidding, Pop?

- No, I just happened
to think of something.

Remember Pat and Barry collected
an extra nickel from us?

- Yeah?

- Well, they said that was
for the Jimmy Dugan fund.

- What's that?

- To send Jimmy Dugan
to dancing school.

- I thought you said little boys
weren't interested in dancing.

- Well, evidently, I was
wrong, at least as far

as the Tigers are concerned.

- Well, that sounds great.

How many boys are in the club?

- Oh, about 10 or 12.

- Not including
honorary members.

- Well, do you think they'd
like to come to the dance?

- Well, I can ask them tomorrow.

- Well, that sounds wonderful.

At least it'll give us a start.

- Are you sure you know
what you're doing, Pop?

- Well, what do you mean?

- Well, you'll never get those
kids to go to a girls' dance.

- Well, I don't know.

At least I can try,
help your mother out.

- Did you want to go
to dances at their age?

- Well, maybe
times have changed.

Kids grow up a lot
faster these days.

They drive cars, get married.

- The Tigers?

- Well, you know
what I mean, but what

I'm trying to say is
I stuck my neck out

so I might as well
go through with it.

- You're darn right.

- Halt!
Who goes there?

- Oh, hi, Tim.
It's me.

- Yeah, I know, Mr.
Nelson, but that's

what I'm supposed to say.

- Oh, it's me, Mr. Nelson.

Are the boys in the clubhouse?

- Yes, sir, some of 'em, but
you didn't give me the password.

- Oh.

[growls]

- That's not the password.

That's a salute.

- Well, I don't
know the password.

- Didn't you pay your dues?

- Well, yeah, but they
didn't tell me the password.

They didn't know it.

- Well, OK.

[knocking]

- Who goes there?

- It's me.

- Oh, hi-ya, Mr. Nelson.

What's the secret password?

- Well, I don't know.

You didn't tell me.

- Oh, yeah.

It's Charlie Horse.

- Oh, thanks.

- What's the secret password?

- Charlie Horse.

- Right, you may enter.

- Hi-ya, fellas.

[interposing voices]

- Boy, you guys sure have
enough security precautions

around here.

- We're hiding somebody out.

- Oh, who's that?

- Jimmy Dugan.

You can come out now, Jimmy.

It's only Mr. Nelson.

- Oh.
- Hi.

- You won't tell anybody he's
here, will you, Mr. Nelson?

- Oh, no, no, of course not.

- I want to thank you for
contributing to my fund.

- Oh, that's OK, Jimmy.

As a matter of fact, that's one
of the reasons why I came over

here to talk to you guys.

Sit down for a second,
will you, Barry?

See, Mrs. Nelson is
organizing a dance

that's going to be held
at the women's club

Saturday afternoon.

- You want to hide
out here, Mr. Nelson?

- No, no, it's not for grownups.

It's for you kids.

- Holy smokes.

- Gee, thanks for warning us.

- Now wait a second.

Let me get this straight.

I thought you guys
didn't mind dancing.

You're collecting money so Jimmy
here can go to dancing school.

- Are you kidding?

- We're collecting money
so he won't have to go.

- I'm supposed to be at
dancing school right now.

- Well, I don't get it.

What's the money for?

- It's for Eddie Benson
to take his place.

- Oh.

- And he's a fink,
he likes girls.

- I guess I had the wrong
idea about the fund.

- You can't have
your money back.

We already paid it.

- Yeah, $0.20.

- It was only $0.10 last week.

- Boy, it must be
awful down there.

- Yeah.

- Listen, fellas, I don't
want the money back.

But, well, this particular
dance might be fun.

- Mr. Nelson?

- Yeah?

- Nobody's allowed to say
the word "dance" around here.

We got a rule against it.

- You get fined a penny.

- Oh.

All right, yeah,
I'm sorry, fellas.

I didn't know that.

I guess I must have said
it a couple of times.

- That's OK.
You didn't know about it.

- Next time, it will
cost you a penny.

- [laughs] OK.

[alarm]

- There goes the alarm.

- Hey, you guys, go!

- Rick, is your
mother in the house?

- Yeah, she was a
few minutes ago.

How did it go with the Tigers?

- Oh, not too good, I'm afraid.

- What, you mean they
won't go to the dance?

- Well, actually, I didn't
get much of a chance to talk

to 'em about it.

They were too busy chasing
girls away from the clubhouse.

- I hate to say I told
you so, but I guess

things haven't changed much.

- Well, I'll go and warn
your mother not to expect

too much from the Tigers.

- Uh, Pop?

Don't you think you ought
to check your gun first?

- The kids insisted I take
this along, just in case

I ran into any girls
on the way home.

- OK, tell him we'll have
lots of ice cream and cake

and cookies and milk.

- Uh, Harriet?

- Oh, don't worry.

He'll have plenty of company.

A lot of the boys
in the neighborhood

are going to be there.

Yes, I was a little
surprised myself,

but Ozzie told me they were
quite interested in dancing.

- Ooh.

- OK, then, Helen,
we'll expect to see him.

Bye-bye.

- Uh, Harriet?

- You know, the dance is
really starting to shape up.

A lot of the boys are
beginning to weaken now

that they know the Tigers
are going to be there.

- Well, now wait a second.

I didn't definitely promise
that they'd be there, you know.

- Well, I thought you
said they liked to dance?

- Well, yes, but that
doesn't mean that they'll

be there necessarily.

- Well, it's going to
be terribly embarrassing

if they don't show up.

I thought you went
over to the clubhouse

to talk to them about it.

- Well, I did, but I--

I'll go over and
talk to them again.

- How'd it go, Pop?

- Oh, I chickened out.

I'm going to go up and
give the kids one more try.

I'd rather take a chance
with a half a dozen Tigers

than one wildcat.

- Good luck.

- OK, thanks.

Uh, Rick, do you happen to
have any pennies with you?

- Well, yeah, I've got a couple.
Why?

- Well, they have
a rule over there.

You get fined a penny every time
you mention the word "dance."

I have a hunch I'll
be needing a few.

- Halt!
Who goes there?

- Oh, hi, Tim.

It's me, Mr. Nelson.

And the password
is Charlie Horse.

- Oh, gee, thanks a lot.

Now I don't have to pay my dues.

[knocking]

- Who goes there?

- It's me, Charlie Horse.

- Who?

- Charlie Horse.

It's the password.

- Oh, yeah.

Come on in, Mr. Nelson.

- Oh, hi, fellas.

- Hi.

- Hi, Mr. Nelson.

- Boys, I'll get
right to the point.

Now, you fellas all know that
when one Tiger is in trouble,

all the other Tigers
help him out, right?

- Right!

- Who's in trouble, Mr. Nelson?

- Well, one of your members,
he needs a little help.

- Who's that?

- Well, it's one of
your older members.

- Andy Miller?

- No, older than that.

- Ricky?

- Uh, no.

Uh, me.

- Oh, that old.

- Well, yes.

- Are you in
trouble, Mr. Nelson?

- Well, I need your help.

- Don't tell me you have
to take dancing lessons.

- No, but you're getting warmer.

- That'll cost you a penny.

You said "dance."

- What kind of trouble
are you in, Mr. Nelson?

- Uh, well--

How about it, fellas?

Have you decided yet?

- Not yet!

- Come on, will you?

After all, it's only a dance.

[alarm]

OK, did you decide yet?

- Not yet.

- We've been talking about it.

- Yeah, we've been
talking about it so much,

our throats are dry.

- A chocolate malt would
sure taste good right now.

Mr. Nelson?

- Uh, yeah?

- You get the hint?

- Yeah, I think I do.

OK, boys.

- There you go, fellas.

- Jack, what were they saying?

- They're not saying anything.

They're just busy
with the ice cream.

- Yeah, I know they
are now, but they were

talking a little while ago.

Did you hear what
they were saying then?

- Look, see, I don't think it'd
be ethical for me to tell you,

Mr. Nelson.

After all, it
might hurt business

if word got out that
I was a blabbermouth.

- I'm the customer.

I'm the one who's
paying for all this.

Did they say anything about
a dance at the Women's Club

Saturday afternoon?

- Well, yeah, that seemed
to be the principal topic

of conversation.

In fact, I never heard such
language-- "doggone it,"

"nerts," "for Gosh sakes," and
about four "holy mackerels."

But I think they're weakening.

- Uh, Jack, why do
you say that that you

think they're weakening?

- Well, Barry said that no
matter how much they hated it,

they may have to help you out
because you're a fellow Tiger.

- I'm glad you were listening.

- Yeah, but then Jimmy
suggested that they could always

kick you out of the club.

- Oh, I don't think
they'd do that, do you?

- No, I think you're safe.

They all agree that would
be a little impractical

because you're the only
one who pays his dues.

- Shh.
Here they come.

- Mr. Nelson?

- Uh, yeah?

Did you guys reach a decision?

- Yes, sir.

We've decided we can't
let a Tiger down.

We don't want to
go, but we will.

- Oh, that's great.

- Remember now, we
didn't promise to dance.

- But you are all going
to the dance, right?

- Yes, sir.

- Well, I guess this
calls for a celebration.

Shall I serve another round
of ice cream and malt?

[cheering]

- Jack, Jack, Jack.

- Hi.

- Hi.

I've got good news for you.

The Tigers will definitely
show up at the dance.

- Are you sure?

- Well, they promised me.

- Oh, I'm sure
glad to hear that.

It would have been
awfully embarrassing

to have all those little
girls there and no little boys

to dance with them.

- Oh, I think they'll
dance with them once they

hear the music and all.

- Wait a minute.

You mean they just
promised to show up?

They didn't promise to
dance for the girls?

- Well, after all, you've
got to take these things one

step at a time.

- Oh, look, I appreciate
what you've done,

but suppose they just
show up and don't

ask the girls to dance.

I mean, suppose they
eat the refreshments

and decide to go out and
play baseball or something.

- Hey, I'm glad
you mentioned that.

You just gave me
a wonderful idea.

- About the dance?

- Yeah.

Harriet, I can almost
definitely promise

that the boys will
not only show up,

but that they'll
dance with the girls.

- Are you sure?

- I can practically
guarantee it.

- Yeah, wait a minute!

Let me get this straight.

You almost definitely promise,
and you practically guarantee.

- That's right.
- Where are you going?

- Well, first of all, I'm going
to get a whole lot of pennies,

and I'm going to call a
special meeting of the Tigers.

- Well, lots of luck.

[music playing]

- Here, I'll take
those, Harriet.

- Oh, thanks, Janet.

- Mrs. Nelson, when is
the dance going to start?

- Oh, any minute now.

We're just waiting for the boys.

- Do you think they'll show up?

- Oh, I'm sure they will.

- I hope so.

- Do you suppose
they will show up?

- Oh, they have to.

Ozzie promised they
would, and he's a Tiger.

- I beg your pardon?

- He's been an honorary
member of the club.

- Oh.

- They'll show up all right.

Of course, getting them to
dance is another matter.

- Well, keep your
fingers crossed.

Here they come.

Hi, fellas.

- Oh, hi, boys.

- Hi, Mrs. Nelson.

- My, don't you boys look nice.

- Thank you.

This is a new suit.
- Oh, really?

- Yes, ma'am.

My brother outgrew it.

- I even took a
bath in hot water.

- I shaved.

- Well, good for you.

Well, I guess we're all here.

- OK, Connie, you
can start the music.

- Well, come in, boys.

The girls are waiting.

[jazz playing]

- I can hardly believe my eyes.

- It's a miracle.

- Come on now.

No water pistols.

Who else has one?

OK, you all can dance.

[upbeat jazz]

[mellow jazz]

- Jenny?

Look, dear, you
dance with Barry...

[upbeat jazz]

Go down to the end of the
hall and turn to the right.

Well, hi! thought you
were going to play golf.

- Well, I just thought
I'd stop by and see

how the dance is getting along.
- Oh, come take a look.

[laughing]

Isn't that wonderful?

- How about that?

[applause]

- Thank you, boys and girls.

That was the last dance.

We hope you've
enjoyed yourselves.

[cheering]

There are plenty of
refreshments left.

Just come on up and
help yourselves.

Here you go.

- You know, it was the
most amazing thing.

The boys didn't hesitate at all.

They just walked right
in and asked the girls

to dance, every one of them.

And everyone danced every dance.

- Wow, I'm glad to hear that.

That is amazing.

Boy, the refreshments
sure are popular.

- They sure are.

- Hi, Mr. Nelson.

- Oh, hi-ya, fellas.
- Hi, Mr. Nelson.

We danced every dance.

- Oh, that's fine.

- I even danced with my sister.

- Well, good for you.

- What time will we be
meeting at the store?

- Oh, well, I'll talk to you
guys about that in the morning.

- OK, bye.

- Bye, fellas.

- Bye, Mr. Nelson.

- Bye, Mr. Nelson.

- What's this about
meeting them at the store?

- Uh, what store?

- Ozzie.

- Well, remember,
I told you when

they were collecting
the dues that they

were trying to raise some
money for baseball equipment?

- You bribed them!

- No, no, no, I
didn't bribe them.

I just paid my dues
a little in advance.

- Yeah, how far in advance?

- Well, you are now looking at
the only member of the Tigers

who's paid up for
the next 157 years.

[music playing]

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