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You fucking warped it.
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Now we're never getting
off this island alive.
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Don't.
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Keep your fucking voice down.
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Let's go.
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Let's go.
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Let's go.
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Go, go, go, go.
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Come on, man.
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Pick up.
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Hey, man, maybe we
should get out of here.
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I don't know about this.
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Fuck it.
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Stop.
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No, Tom.
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Tom.
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Tom, wait.
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Oh, this fucking guy.
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Yeah, nothing much.
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Just taking some crap out.
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You know how it is.
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Come on, really?
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Really?
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You think that's
going to stop me.
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Come on.
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No way.
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That's part of me, man.
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Oh, no.
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It's fine.
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What is that smell?
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Jesus Christ.
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Shoot it, man.
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Shoot it.
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Shoot it.
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I got it.
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I got it.
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God.
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Are you getting this?
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Yeah, I'm getting it, man.
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No way, man.
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I've tried those apps before.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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They don't work for me.
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The last time there
was a total catfish.
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Yeah, I'm telling you.
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Hey, are you getting this?
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Yeah, I'm totally getting this.
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Look at this.
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Oh.
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Man, don't do that, huh?
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I know what I'm doing, man.
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Charles.
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Charles, it's happened.
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What?
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Yeah, Dorothy.
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She's loose.
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Really?
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That's what the American
contact's saying.
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You knew this could happen.
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It looks like a kidnapping.
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She's left the island.
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She's headed for America.
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This is the danger of
mixing the growth hormones.
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It's the end of humanity.
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All right.
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I can't be using this anymore.
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Right.
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I'm going to go
check the rations.
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Yeah, yeah, good idea.
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Told them.
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I told them.
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Didn't listen to me, but
we're the ones who are ready.
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We're the ones who
made preparations.
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Yes, we're ready for the
lockdown and anything
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that giant ape's
going to throw at us.
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Yes, bring it on.
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Hey.
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It's good to hear your voice.
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Look, listen.
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Yes.
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Yeah, that's-- Look, I
know you don't believe me,
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but just hear me out, OK?
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Please listen to me.
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This is serious.
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Look, it's today.
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It's happening today, right now.
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Look, in the nicest way, I don't
care what you've got planned.
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Look, please, please,
just listen to me
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and please stay at home, OK?
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Look, it doesn't matter
what you've got planned,
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what you've got booked.
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You can just leave it for
today and just go back to it
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tomorrow.
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Look, I just want
you to be safe, OK?
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Yeah.
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Look, I wouldn't be
calling you like this
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if it wasn't for
real, if I didn't know
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100% that it was happening.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I just want
you to be safe.
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OK.
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Thank you.
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I love you.
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Yeah, I know.
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Well, I've said enough.
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OK.
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Bye.
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Man, don't do that, huh?
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I know what I'm doing, man.
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Tom.
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Tom.
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Mayor, We have a big problem.
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What problem, doctor?
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Last night after
lockup in the lab,
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there was a security breach.
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Those two nimrods from
1007 snuck in when
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the guard was doing his rounds.
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So what?
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We have nothing to hide.
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Listen, there are three
other animal facilities
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right now in this city.
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Public is bored with it.
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Sir, one of them was
attacked and killed.
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And Dorothy is missing.
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That sexy, little receptionist?
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I knew she wouldn't last long.
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The ape, sir.
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What?
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Why wasn't I notified sooner?
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We have a media blackout
until the ape is apprehended.
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These experiments are
highly controversial.
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If any information about what
we've been doing should leak,
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we'll lose our remaining
funding for sure.
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When was the last
injection given?
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It was just before
I left last night.
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I was supposed to transfer
her to her living park
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this morning.
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She'll be 10 times her
natural size in, oh, my god,
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less than 12 hours from now.
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OK, OK.
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Let me handle this.
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I know just who to call.
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Thank you, mayor.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Here's your tea.
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There's no way they're going
to be able to control this.
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No?
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It's going to be 141
times the size of it was.
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What?
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Dorothy is going to grow
to 141 times the size.
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They've got no idea
what they've done.
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It's going to be--
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going to be huge.
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It's not looking good.
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That's for sure.
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What are the Americans saying?
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Nothing from the Americans yet.
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Well, they won't be long
because it's happening today.
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Today?
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Today.
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It should have
been me, goddammit.
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It should've been me.
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Oh, Tom.
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Tom.
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Goddammit, Tom.
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Motherfucker.
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The hell.
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God damn battery again.
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Seriously?
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Of course.
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What the hell is that?
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And you're saying
that's when it escaped?
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Yes, sir.
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I was actually on my way
back in to close and lock up
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for the night, and that's
when I heard those screams,
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so I called you guys for backup.
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Well, I think we're done here.
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We'll contact you if we
have any more questions.
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OK, cool.
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Sounds good.
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Thank you.
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Oh, oh, what about the ape?
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I'm sure it's going to turn up.
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A wild monkey isn't going
to go unnoticed for long
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in this town.
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I do know that much.
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Good to hear.
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Good to hear.
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Oh, by the way, tell
the wife I said hey.
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Get out of here.
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You know she's taken.
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All right, see you around.
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All right, bud.
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Hey, Janet.
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Hey, let me know
if any reports come
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in about a monkey on the loose.
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Yeah, a monkey.
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Thanks, Janet.
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Mondays.
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I get what you're
saying, but listen,
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this isn't going to be cheap.
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I can't guarantee he's going
to be alive afterwards.
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Uh-huh.
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All right.
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Well, I'll notify
you when it's done.
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Yes.
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Get me the president.
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Dude, I told you
I heard something.
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Do you think it's
that fucking ape?
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No, that's fake news, man.
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Then how do you explain that?
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Should we go check it out?
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Dude, haven't you ever
seen a horror movie before?
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What are you talking about?
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We're totally the two stoners
who die off early in the movie
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because we're too fucked up
to make rational decisions.
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Yeah, but this isn't a movie
and you're way too high.
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Dude, she's on your dick 24/7.
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I know.
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Tell me about it.
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Shit, dude.
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I don't think this
is a good idea.
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You really think there's a
10-story ape running around
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here?
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Well, maybe not 10
stories, but there's
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got to be some truth
to the story, right?
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Run.
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Yes, sir.
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Sir, it's all under control.
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Sir, I assure you there's
no need for all that.
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I-- Hello?
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Mr. President, are
you still there?
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Dear Lord, what have I done?
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If she isn't
stopped immediately,
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she'll be too big to contain.
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This whole thing is a--
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this whole thing is
a total disaster.
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Yeah, that is the
spot right there.
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Good afternoon,
ladies and gentlemen.
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I'm Brock Stephens with
a breaking news story.
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Joining me in our studio is
our lead investigative reporter
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Michael Breymore.
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Michael, what can you share
with viewers about this very
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disturbing matter?
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This is for you, buddy.
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I love you.
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I wish it was me.
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Damn it!
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What a new story.
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Last night our own Tom Goodwin
was on location following
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a lead when he was brutally
attacked and killed
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by what several
witnesses believe
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to be an ape of some sort at
the Sylmar-based, controversial
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animal testing site
owned by Gen Life.
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It was last seen heading
towards the Los Angeles forest.
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We've learned that
social media has already
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exploded with the
hashtag #SaveTheApe
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after information was leaked
regarding an experimental
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and highly controversial growth
hormone that was reportedly
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injected in the ape
routinely since birth.
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Rumors persist that
the drug may have
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had side effects that alters
the genes that determine gender.
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I knew it!
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Keep watching for all the latest
updates involving the mega ape.
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That didn't take long.
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Oh, no.
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No.
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Apes consume an almost
exclusive all-fruit diet.
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However, from time to
time, occasionally they
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do eat the other primates.
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What would make an
ape eat a person?
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Almost always due to a
change in environment.
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In this case, she's
lost in the city,
275
00:29:07,649 --> 00:29:09,682
can't locate any fruit to eat.
276
00:29:09,684 --> 00:29:13,452
Something that size she'll
be hungry again soon.
277
00:29:13,454 --> 00:29:15,688
We're going to have to stop
her before it's too late.
278
00:29:15,690 --> 00:29:19,224
Well, they thrive in
tropical climates.
279
00:29:19,226 --> 00:29:22,160
But like us humans, they
prefer to rest in the shade.
280
00:29:22,162 --> 00:29:26,265
If I were you, I would search
out any large, dense forest
281
00:29:26,267 --> 00:29:27,833
area.
282
00:29:27,835 --> 00:29:31,270
The Los Angeles forest might
be a good place to start.
283
00:29:31,272 --> 00:29:32,371
That's a great idea.
284
00:29:32,373 --> 00:29:34,406
Thank you for your wisdom, sir.
285
00:29:34,408 --> 00:29:35,742
I sure hope you're right.
286
00:29:35,744 --> 00:29:37,310
Good luck.
287
00:30:42,209 --> 00:30:46,345
Hey, are you super excited
about our hike in the woods?
288
00:30:46,347 --> 00:30:48,113
Oh, yeah.
289
00:30:48,115 --> 00:30:51,183
Can't wait to get
out in the greenery.
290
00:30:51,185 --> 00:30:52,585
You're so pretty.
291
00:30:54,355 --> 00:30:56,089
Thank you.
292
00:31:24,985 --> 00:31:27,086
There she is.
293
00:31:32,059 --> 00:31:34,493
Did I ever tell you
I hate the outdoors?
294
00:31:34,495 --> 00:31:39,164
Did I ever tell you
I hate complaining?
295
00:31:39,166 --> 00:31:41,967
This is going to be a long day.
296
00:31:41,969 --> 00:31:45,070
Who the hell is that?
297
00:31:45,072 --> 00:31:46,739
I think he's a ranger.
298
00:31:46,741 --> 00:31:50,442
Hello there, I'm Ranger Roger.
299
00:31:50,444 --> 00:31:52,144
What are you kids
doing out here?
300
00:31:52,146 --> 00:31:54,045
Going for a hike.
301
00:31:54,047 --> 00:31:56,047
A hike, huh?
302
00:31:56,049 --> 00:31:58,885
You kids wouldn't be doing
drugs out here, would you?
303
00:31:58,887 --> 00:31:59,786
No, sir.
304
00:31:59,788 --> 00:32:01,286
Not us.
305
00:32:01,288 --> 00:32:04,189
We're Republicans.
306
00:32:04,191 --> 00:32:07,058
Well, that's good
because at this park
307
00:32:07,060 --> 00:32:13,633
we only have three rules, no
drugs, no fires, and have fun.
308
00:32:13,635 --> 00:32:18,571
Well, we certainly plan on
doing the latter, Ranger Roger.
309
00:32:18,573 --> 00:32:19,806
Call me sir.
310
00:32:19,808 --> 00:32:24,042
Thank you, Sir Ranger Roger.
311
00:32:24,044 --> 00:32:25,177
All right, all right.
312
00:32:25,179 --> 00:32:27,747
You kids get out of here.
313
00:32:27,749 --> 00:32:30,783
Thank you.
314
00:32:30,785 --> 00:32:32,585
Hey!
315
00:32:32,587 --> 00:32:35,087
No monkey business, you two.
316
00:32:39,894 --> 00:32:41,627
I'm telling you,
honey, this is going
317
00:32:41,629 --> 00:32:43,962
to be the best hike
you've ever been on.
318
00:32:43,964 --> 00:32:46,833
I guarantee it.
319
00:32:46,835 --> 00:32:47,966
Oh, really?
320
00:32:47,968 --> 00:32:50,135
What do I get if it's not?
321
00:32:50,137 --> 00:32:53,573
Well, you can spank me.
322
00:32:54,374 --> 00:32:56,008
Oh, great.
323
00:33:03,651 --> 00:33:06,017
You don't have to film
yourself climbing.
324
00:33:06,019 --> 00:33:09,321
Maybe you should put your
phone away while you climb.
325
00:33:09,323 --> 00:33:13,793
And deprive our audience
of this amazing climbing?
326
00:33:23,370 --> 00:33:27,005
I don't exactly know what you
expected to do with the tree
327
00:33:27,007 --> 00:33:29,141
once you got it.
328
00:33:33,848 --> 00:33:36,414
Is this where you take
all your girlfriends?
329
00:33:36,416 --> 00:33:38,551
Just the pretty ones.
330
00:33:39,052 --> 00:33:40,554
Sure.
331
00:33:46,628 --> 00:33:48,193
Gary, did you hear that?
332
00:33:48,195 --> 00:33:52,565
Yeah, it's called an airplane.
333
00:33:52,567 --> 00:33:54,767
No, not that.
334
00:33:54,769 --> 00:33:56,969
It sound like a growl.
335
00:33:56,971 --> 00:34:01,306
Yeah, it's my tum-tum.
336
00:34:01,308 --> 00:34:02,808
Gary, I'm serious.
337
00:34:02,810 --> 00:34:04,342
I'm serious too.
338
00:34:04,344 --> 00:34:05,846
I'm hungry.
339
00:34:17,190 --> 00:34:19,825
Gary, these are so creepy.
340
00:34:19,827 --> 00:34:21,293
Oh, come on.
341
00:34:21,295 --> 00:34:24,496
It's all in good fun.
342
00:34:24,498 --> 00:34:26,533
I guess so.
343
00:34:29,704 --> 00:34:31,605
Just a fun start.
344
00:34:53,327 --> 00:34:55,729
Always leaving me behind.
345
00:35:05,907 --> 00:35:08,008
What the fuck was that?
346
00:35:10,310 --> 00:35:11,812
Run!
347
00:35:13,815 --> 00:35:14,312
Run!
348
00:35:14,314 --> 00:35:15,881
Go!
349
00:35:30,130 --> 00:35:31,632
Honey.
350
00:35:35,803 --> 00:35:36,869
Gary!
351
00:35:36,871 --> 00:35:38,004
Gary, come on!
352
00:35:38,006 --> 00:35:38,504
Come back.
353
00:35:38,506 --> 00:35:39,404
Look out!
354
00:35:39,406 --> 00:35:39,939
Look out!
355
00:35:39,941 --> 00:35:41,107
Come back.
356
00:35:41,109 --> 00:35:42,609
Look out!
357
00:35:45,145 --> 00:35:46,112
At least I'm certain.
358
00:35:46,114 --> 00:35:49,180
Let's send the
National Guard now.
359
00:35:54,187 --> 00:35:55,320
Gary, come on!
360
00:35:55,322 --> 00:35:56,122
Come back.
361
00:35:56,124 --> 00:35:56,889
Look out!
362
00:35:56,891 --> 00:35:57,389
Look out!
363
00:35:57,391 --> 00:35:58,323
Come back.
364
00:35:58,325 --> 00:36:01,292
Look out!
365
00:36:04,297 --> 00:36:05,296
God.
366
00:36:12,272 --> 00:36:13,774
God.
367
00:37:42,830 --> 00:37:44,330
Oh.
368
00:37:51,005 --> 00:37:52,303
Hey, Jessie.
369
00:37:52,305 --> 00:37:53,371
Can you watch the phone?
370
00:37:53,373 --> 00:37:54,807
I'm going to take
an early lunch.
371
00:37:54,809 --> 00:37:56,743
You got it, girl.
372
00:39:04,979 --> 00:39:07,379
This is definitely ape country.
373
00:39:33,708 --> 00:39:34,607
Come on.
374
00:39:34,609 --> 00:39:35,507
This is going to work.
375
00:39:35,509 --> 00:39:36,709
I know.
376
00:39:36,711 --> 00:39:41,180
So excited as my eighth
creation is going to work.
377
00:39:41,182 --> 00:39:45,284
And the left eye will
be read like a demon.
378
00:39:45,286 --> 00:39:46,552
Yes.
379
00:39:57,765 --> 00:40:02,368
I swear if he's with that
bitch again, I'll kill him.
380
00:40:03,704 --> 00:40:06,906
Holy fuck.
381
00:40:06,908 --> 00:40:09,775
Now that's one mega-sized ape.
382
00:40:17,084 --> 00:40:18,884
Listen up, monkey fucker.
383
00:40:18,886 --> 00:40:23,488
I've got something that no
ape can escape, hard lead.
384
00:40:41,309 --> 00:40:44,945
Ha, Got you now, you bastard.
385
00:40:48,316 --> 00:40:52,284
Yesterday my cup was all full.
386
00:40:52,286 --> 00:40:56,790
Today, totally empty.
387
00:41:00,194 --> 00:41:04,263
Oh, thank you for
letting me know.
388
00:41:04,265 --> 00:41:05,965
Yes.
389
00:41:05,967 --> 00:41:07,366
Yes.
390
00:41:07,368 --> 00:41:10,336
Soon they'll all be behind us.
391
00:41:10,338 --> 00:41:11,570
Sir.
392
00:41:11,572 --> 00:41:13,073
Yeah.
393
00:41:41,168 --> 00:41:44,136
How can it be an adventure?
394
00:41:44,138 --> 00:41:45,671
An adventure?
395
00:41:45,673 --> 00:41:47,072
Yeah, sure.
396
00:41:47,074 --> 00:41:51,010
Yeah, an adventure sounds
fun, but getting lost out here
397
00:41:51,012 --> 00:41:54,980
in the woods in this
heat, not really.
398
00:41:54,982 --> 00:41:56,181
You're such a baby.
399
00:41:56,183 --> 00:42:00,652
Well, I learned from
the biggest one.
400
00:42:00,654 --> 00:42:04,123
What's that over there?
401
00:42:04,125 --> 00:42:05,625
Hun.
402
00:42:10,865 --> 00:42:13,899
Got you.
403
00:42:13,901 --> 00:42:14,566
You really suck.
404
00:42:14,568 --> 00:42:16,201
You know that?
405
00:42:16,203 --> 00:42:20,072
Aw, that's why you
love me, right?
406
00:42:20,074 --> 00:42:23,510
Well, I mean, this
is why you love me.
407
00:42:23,512 --> 00:42:26,513
That's a little more like it.
408
00:42:34,455 --> 00:42:35,955
Oh, sh--
409
00:43:49,029 --> 00:43:52,364
Got you now, bastard.
410
00:44:16,090 --> 00:44:18,123
Is there any news?
411
00:44:18,125 --> 00:44:19,324
Yes.
412
00:44:19,326 --> 00:44:20,425
It's Dorothy.
413
00:44:20,427 --> 00:44:23,128
She's tearing through
Hollywood right now.
414
00:44:23,130 --> 00:44:24,863
I knew it.
415
00:44:24,865 --> 00:44:26,465
She's getting
bigger, but there's
416
00:44:26,467 --> 00:44:29,034
no reports of
gigantism affecting
417
00:44:29,036 --> 00:44:30,802
anyone or anything else.
418
00:44:30,804 --> 00:44:33,005
Yeah, but they will.
419
00:44:33,007 --> 00:44:34,574
You, trust me.
420
00:44:34,576 --> 00:44:36,241
I know what's going to happen.
421
00:44:36,243 --> 00:44:38,243
It'll just take a bit of
time, but it'll spread.
422
00:44:38,245 --> 00:44:41,548
Slowly but surely, it'll spread.
423
00:44:41,550 --> 00:44:44,551
But there's no evidence to
suggest that it is affecting
424
00:44:44,553 --> 00:44:45,884
anyone or anything else. its--
425
00:44:45,886 --> 00:44:47,386
Well, it's just
a matter of time.
426
00:44:47,388 --> 00:44:48,453
Don't worry.
427
00:44:48,455 --> 00:44:50,422
We've got this sorted.
428
00:44:50,424 --> 00:44:51,723
We'll stick to the plan.
429
00:44:51,725 --> 00:44:53,125
We've got plenty of provisions.
430
00:44:53,127 --> 00:44:55,727
Everything will be just fine.
431
00:44:55,729 --> 00:44:56,695
Right.
432
00:44:56,697 --> 00:44:58,063
Well, if we're going
to hunker down,
433
00:44:58,065 --> 00:45:00,499
then I need to get
my partner here.
434
00:45:00,501 --> 00:45:01,733
She has to be safe.
435
00:45:01,735 --> 00:45:03,001
What?
436
00:45:03,003 --> 00:45:06,205
No, that's the
worst idea possible.
437
00:45:06,207 --> 00:45:07,973
Haven't you looked
at my equations?
438
00:45:07,975 --> 00:45:11,777
But there's nothing to suggest
that that's happened yet.
439
00:45:11,779 --> 00:45:13,312
But it will.
440
00:45:13,314 --> 00:45:15,515
I've been right
every time so far.
441
00:45:15,517 --> 00:45:18,250
No one thought Dorothy would
become this gigantic beast
442
00:45:18,252 --> 00:45:18,984
that she's become.
443
00:45:18,986 --> 00:45:20,852
No one believed me.
444
00:45:20,854 --> 00:45:21,987
But now look.
445
00:45:21,989 --> 00:45:23,822
And this will be the same.
446
00:45:23,824 --> 00:45:26,325
Look, don't panic.
447
00:45:26,327 --> 00:45:28,060
We've got this.
448
00:45:28,062 --> 00:45:29,728
We've got a plan.
449
00:45:29,730 --> 00:45:31,029
We've got provisions.
450
00:45:31,031 --> 00:45:33,165
It'll be OK.
451
00:45:33,167 --> 00:45:35,034
We'll be safe.
452
00:45:39,807 --> 00:45:41,773
What now?
453
00:45:41,775 --> 00:45:43,175
It's OK.
454
00:45:43,177 --> 00:45:44,843
We knew this kind of
thing would happen.
455
00:45:44,845 --> 00:45:49,781
We go to plan B.
Well, get the candles.
456
00:45:49,783 --> 00:45:51,183
Yeah.
457
00:45:51,185 --> 00:45:52,585
OK.
458
00:45:52,587 --> 00:45:54,353
It'll be OK.
459
00:45:54,355 --> 00:45:56,489
It's just you and me now.
460
00:46:15,276 --> 00:46:18,845
I must sit here in the dark
because of him eating beans?
461
00:46:27,756 --> 00:46:30,055
Keeps telling me, oh, trust me.
462
00:46:30,057 --> 00:46:30,690
Trust me.
463
00:46:30,692 --> 00:46:32,626
Trust my science.
464
00:46:34,128 --> 00:46:37,163
Yeah, we'll see how
good your science is.
465
00:46:41,835 --> 00:46:46,071
Can't trust this guy as
far as I could throw him.
466
00:46:46,073 --> 00:46:49,474
I know what he's thinking.
467
00:46:49,476 --> 00:46:52,312
He's thinking about
her again, isn't he?
468
00:46:59,887 --> 00:47:01,853
He's going to get
us into trouble.
469
00:47:01,855 --> 00:47:03,691
I know he is.
470
00:47:08,530 --> 00:47:10,731
He's going to let her in.
471
00:47:12,299 --> 00:47:15,168
We'll all be gigantic
then, won't we?
472
00:47:19,907 --> 00:47:21,374
Yes.
473
00:47:23,344 --> 00:47:27,146
I better not be stuck here
and unable to get to her.
474
00:47:32,419 --> 00:47:35,221
I'm not going to let
him keep me from her.
475
00:47:39,860 --> 00:47:42,127
If I have to leave this place
to go and keep her safe,
476
00:47:42,129 --> 00:47:44,963
that's exactly what I'll do.
477
00:47:44,965 --> 00:47:47,233
Doesn't matter what he thinks.
478
00:47:49,169 --> 00:47:50,770
Look at him.
479
00:47:50,772 --> 00:47:53,740
He's crazy.
480
00:47:53,742 --> 00:47:54,607
Trust his science.
481
00:47:54,609 --> 00:47:56,876
I can't even trust him.
482
00:47:59,346 --> 00:48:02,247
But he's mad.
483
00:48:02,249 --> 00:48:05,017
I bet none of this
will come to pass.
484
00:48:10,424 --> 00:48:14,292
How dare you doubt my equations?
485
00:48:14,294 --> 00:48:16,662
I know what I've
been researching.
486
00:48:16,664 --> 00:48:18,296
I know what I'm doing.
487
00:48:18,298 --> 00:48:21,433
You have no clue.
488
00:48:21,435 --> 00:48:26,773
I know how big that ape
will get, and it'll spread.
489
00:48:26,775 --> 00:48:30,041
We'll be all kinds of gigantic
creatures all over the place,
490
00:48:30,043 --> 00:48:32,845
then he'll feel
stupid, won't he?
491
00:48:32,847 --> 00:48:34,714
Yes.
492
00:48:34,716 --> 00:48:36,415
Yes.
493
00:48:36,417 --> 00:48:39,084
This is it.
494
00:48:39,086 --> 00:48:43,723
I'm not going to put up with his
selfish, self-serving science
495
00:48:43,725 --> 00:48:44,791
anymore.
496
00:48:44,793 --> 00:48:46,592
How dare we think
about her all the time?
497
00:48:46,594 --> 00:48:47,527
Oh, it makes me so mad.
498
00:48:47,529 --> 00:48:49,928
He only thinks about himself.
499
00:48:49,930 --> 00:48:51,898
I don't trust him.
500
00:48:51,900 --> 00:48:53,733
He's going to get me killed.
501
00:48:53,735 --> 00:48:56,569
He's going to get us all killed.
502
00:48:56,571 --> 00:48:58,605
I can't trust him.
503
00:49:51,726 --> 00:49:53,660
Follow that ape.
504
00:49:55,295 --> 00:49:56,930
I'm on it.
505
00:50:18,820 --> 00:50:21,889
Yeah, there's evidence
of it happening before.
506
00:50:27,729 --> 00:50:29,530
Oh, my god.
507
00:50:32,332 --> 00:50:33,766
Hey, Liz.
508
00:50:33,768 --> 00:50:36,334
How are you doing?
509
00:50:36,336 --> 00:50:38,170
You OK, yeah?
510
00:50:39,707 --> 00:50:41,874
Good.
511
00:50:41,876 --> 00:50:47,781
So-- What do you mean?
512
00:50:49,651 --> 00:50:50,683
Right.
513
00:50:50,685 --> 00:50:54,021
But you've seen the
reports of Dorothy?
514
00:50:55,823 --> 00:50:56,923
I understand that.
515
00:50:56,925 --> 00:50:59,124
But look, if he
was right about--
516
00:50:59,126 --> 00:51:01,694
What are you doing?
517
00:51:01,696 --> 00:51:04,462
Get off the phone!
518
00:51:04,464 --> 00:51:05,430
Look, Liz.
519
00:51:05,432 --> 00:51:06,699
Look, if he was
right about Dorothy,
520
00:51:06,701 --> 00:51:10,101
the chances are he's right
about the other stuff, OK?
521
00:51:10,103 --> 00:51:10,870
All right.
522
00:51:10,872 --> 00:51:12,404
Look, I've got to go now.
523
00:51:12,406 --> 00:51:14,472
Come on.
524
00:51:14,474 --> 00:51:16,175
I love you.
525
00:51:20,314 --> 00:51:21,112
Are you mad?
526
00:51:21,114 --> 00:51:22,014
What?
527
00:51:22,016 --> 00:51:23,683
You're using up the resources.
528
00:51:23,685 --> 00:51:25,651
I wasn't using the resources.
529
00:51:25,653 --> 00:51:26,652
Liz called me.
530
00:51:26,654 --> 00:51:27,687
I was-- Look.
531
00:51:27,689 --> 00:51:30,155
I was looking at information.
532
00:51:30,157 --> 00:51:32,024
You're using the battery up.
533
00:51:32,026 --> 00:51:33,458
We've got no power.
534
00:51:33,460 --> 00:51:37,063
This is a catastrophe as
you could draw her to us.
535
00:51:37,065 --> 00:51:40,967
She could have the
gigantism right now.
536
00:51:40,969 --> 00:51:42,467
I hate to break it
to you, but there
537
00:51:42,469 --> 00:51:45,203
has been no one who's
been affected by gigantism
538
00:51:45,205 --> 00:51:47,105
in this country or in America.
539
00:51:47,107 --> 00:51:49,274
It's just Dorothy.
540
00:51:49,276 --> 00:51:50,943
I've done my work.
541
00:51:50,945 --> 00:51:54,847
My research has been explicitly
correct every single time
542
00:51:54,849 --> 00:51:56,882
so far, so don't
go doubting me now.
543
00:51:56,884 --> 00:51:58,784
Look, I'm not doubting
you about Dorothy.
544
00:51:58,786 --> 00:52:01,754
I'm doubting you about the
gigantism affecting people.
545
00:52:01,756 --> 00:52:02,555
It's not.
546
00:52:02,557 --> 00:52:03,889
So far, it hasn't.
547
00:52:03,891 --> 00:52:04,991
It will do.
548
00:52:04,993 --> 00:52:06,525
But that doesn't seem to--
549
00:52:06,527 --> 00:52:10,362
that doesn't seem to be any
inclination that it will do.
550
00:52:10,364 --> 00:52:12,163
It doesn't seem like
it's going to spread.
551
00:52:12,165 --> 00:52:14,767
Not yet, but it will.
552
00:52:14,769 --> 00:52:15,835
I've done my work.
553
00:52:15,837 --> 00:52:18,871
My equations make
it absolutely clear.
554
00:52:18,873 --> 00:52:21,172
Things will start to
become big as soon as they
555
00:52:21,174 --> 00:52:22,374
come in contact with Dorothy.
556
00:52:22,376 --> 00:52:23,174
But they're not.
557
00:52:23,176 --> 00:52:25,243
And I'm stuck here.
558
00:52:25,245 --> 00:52:26,646
I can't get to my partner.
559
00:52:26,648 --> 00:52:28,446
I just want to make
sure that she's safe.
560
00:52:28,448 --> 00:52:30,549
I want to be with her.
561
00:52:30,551 --> 00:52:33,485
Well, eventually you'll
get to be with her, but not
562
00:52:33,487 --> 00:52:35,487
by wasting the resources.
563
00:52:35,489 --> 00:52:37,123
We're running out of candles.
564
00:52:37,125 --> 00:52:38,724
Yeah, and that's another thing.
565
00:52:38,726 --> 00:52:42,427
Why is the electric gone?
566
00:52:42,429 --> 00:52:45,898
If things are not being affected
the way you said they would be,
567
00:52:45,900 --> 00:52:49,869
it doesn't make any sense
that the power's gone out.
568
00:52:49,871 --> 00:52:52,104
Why are we sat
here using candles?
569
00:52:52,106 --> 00:52:53,506
I don't know.
570
00:52:53,508 --> 00:52:55,306
I paid the bill.
571
00:52:55,308 --> 00:52:56,274
Did you?
572
00:52:56,276 --> 00:52:58,244
Did you check the fuse?
573
00:53:00,915 --> 00:53:02,415
Fine.
574
00:53:26,507 --> 00:53:29,608
Hello, I'm Brock Stevens along
with reporter Michael Breymore.
575
00:53:29,610 --> 00:53:31,342
We interrupt this
broadcast to bring
576
00:53:31,344 --> 00:53:34,113
you live to the scene of
a showdown between what
577
00:53:34,115 --> 00:53:36,949
has been dubbed the mega
ape and the National Guard.
578
00:53:50,631 --> 00:53:52,132
We got him.
579
00:53:54,936 --> 00:53:57,903
Target locked.
580
00:53:57,905 --> 00:53:59,906
What she deserves.
581
00:54:18,793 --> 00:54:20,226
Missile launch.
582
00:54:20,228 --> 00:54:24,698
3, 2, 1.
583
00:54:27,168 --> 00:54:29,502
Oh, fuck!
584
00:54:45,352 --> 00:54:46,886
Yeah.
585
00:54:46,888 --> 00:54:50,355
Mayor, I hope it's good news.
586
00:54:50,357 --> 00:54:52,457
The ape is dead.
587
00:54:52,459 --> 00:54:53,391
Dead?
588
00:54:53,393 --> 00:54:54,995
What happened?
589
00:54:56,898 --> 00:54:58,931
You killed her, didn't you?
590
00:54:58,933 --> 00:55:02,868
Look, the main thing
is the city is safe.
591
00:55:02,870 --> 00:55:05,604
So you just sweep this
one under the rug, right?
592
00:55:05,606 --> 00:55:08,306
What about the other
lives that were lost?
593
00:55:08,308 --> 00:55:10,910
Collateral damage.
594
00:55:10,912 --> 00:55:12,178
Mayor, don't hang up!
595
00:55:12,180 --> 00:55:12,745
Mayor!
596
00:55:12,747 --> 00:55:13,746
Mayor, hello!
597
00:55:18,085 --> 00:55:19,886
Goddammit!
598
00:55:26,493 --> 00:55:27,425
It's going to work.
599
00:55:27,427 --> 00:55:29,129
I know it.
600
00:58:19,700 --> 00:58:21,166
They lack patience.
601
00:58:21,168 --> 00:58:23,168
You wouldn't know
what we've lost.
602
00:58:23,170 --> 00:58:24,203
Screw you.
603
00:58:24,205 --> 00:58:26,306
Screw death!
604
01:09:19,527 --> 01:09:23,228
Holy fucking shit.
605
01:09:23,230 --> 01:09:26,164
Now that's one mega-sized ape.
606
01:09:28,703 --> 01:09:29,969
Do it one more time for safety.
607
01:09:29,971 --> 01:09:30,503
Yeah.
608
01:09:30,505 --> 01:09:31,937
And action.
609
01:09:31,939 --> 01:09:34,006
Holy fucking shit.
610
01:09:35,143 --> 01:09:38,243
Now that's one mega-sized ape.
611
01:09:40,915 --> 01:09:41,446
Got it.
612
01:09:41,448 --> 01:09:44,250
Awesome.
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