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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:02,877 Previously on Ally McBeal... 2 00:00:02,961 --> 00:00:04,879 -Anybody seen the Biscuit? -John Cage? 3 00:00:04,963 --> 00:00:07,924 I got an e-mail from him. It said feel free to inhabit his hole. 4 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:09,467 -Hi, I'm Reverend Harris. -Hi. 5 00:00:09,551 --> 00:00:11,177 -This is Malcolm Wyatt. -Hi. 6 00:00:11,261 --> 00:00:14,014 He's in dire and immediate need of an attorney. 7 00:00:14,097 --> 00:00:17,225 Dr. Harris told me that you were supposed to sing at the prom. 8 00:00:17,308 --> 00:00:19,728 -Yeah. -Well, I think that you still should. 9 00:00:19,811 --> 00:00:21,563 I'm not going to the prom alone. 10 00:00:21,646 --> 00:00:25,734 -John? You're back! -Indeed. Move along, Richard. 11 00:00:25,817 --> 00:00:28,737 -So, where did you go, John? -Why must I account for my absence? 12 00:00:28,820 --> 00:00:32,073 If they can't look up to and respect you, that leaves me. 13 00:00:32,157 --> 00:00:34,075 JOHN: So, what's happened? 14 00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:36,745 Get a spare minute at the end of the day, 15 00:00:36,828 --> 00:00:41,708 we close our eyes and dream of owning oceanfront property. 16 00:00:41,791 --> 00:00:43,918 What's happened? 17 00:00:44,002 --> 00:00:45,837 It was the most amazing voice I've ever heard. 18 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:47,172 Right. 19 00:00:47,255 --> 00:00:51,801 No, no, it was, Malcolm. You--You have a gift. 20 00:00:57,932 --> 00:01:02,812 VONDA: ♪ Someday at Christmas men won't be boys ♪ 21 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:07,692 ♪ Playing with bombs like kids play with toys ♪ 22 00:01:07,776 --> 00:01:12,280 ♪ One warm December our hearts will see ♪ 23 00:01:12,363 --> 00:01:17,452 ♪ A world where men are free Yeah ♪ 24 00:01:17,535 --> 00:01:22,290 ♪ Someday at Christmas there'll be no wars ♪ 25 00:01:22,373 --> 00:01:27,128 ♪ When we have learned what Christmas is for ♪ 26 00:01:27,212 --> 00:01:31,591 ♪ When we have found what life's really worth ♪ 27 00:01:31,674 --> 00:01:35,637 ♪ There'll be peace on earth ♪♪ 28 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:38,056 Hello? 29 00:01:40,433 --> 00:01:42,435 Sir? 30 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:52,112 Are you okay? 31 00:01:53,404 --> 00:01:56,032 (man sighs) My wife. 32 00:01:57,158 --> 00:02:00,161 Oh, I'm... very sorry. 33 00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:04,415 Thank you. 34 00:02:04,499 --> 00:02:07,335 Is there anything I can do? 35 00:02:07,418 --> 00:02:11,881 It depends. Are you an angel? A saint? A prophet? 36 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:15,385 No. No. No, I'm-- I'm an attorney. 37 00:02:15,468 --> 00:02:18,471 (laughs) Oh, that figures. 38 00:02:18,555 --> 00:02:21,850 I'm standing here... 39 00:02:21,933 --> 00:02:25,186 asking the Father to deliver me some kind of heavenly sign, 40 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:27,021 and he sends me a lawyer. 41 00:02:28,398 --> 00:02:31,776 Well, God works in mysterious ways they say. 42 00:02:34,863 --> 00:02:36,656 What? 43 00:02:36,739 --> 00:02:39,951 Actually, I... could use an attorney. 44 00:02:40,034 --> 00:02:43,705 Um--I was just fired by my congregation 45 00:02:43,788 --> 00:02:46,791 and I might have a case for wrongful termination. 46 00:02:46,875 --> 00:02:49,460 What was the reason they gave you for firing you? 47 00:02:49,544 --> 00:02:53,423 They said I could no longer perform the function of the job. 48 00:02:53,506 --> 00:02:56,593 Oh. Well, because? 49 00:02:57,969 --> 00:03:00,054 I don't believe in God. 50 00:03:04,601 --> 00:03:06,519 {\an8}♪ I've been down down, down ♪ 51 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:09,856 {\an8}♪ I've been down this road ♪ 52 00:03:09,939 --> 00:03:14,777 {\an8}♪ Walkin' the line that's painted by pride ♪ 53 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:17,280 {\an8}♪ And I have made mistakes in my life ♪ 54 00:03:17,363 --> 00:03:21,576 {\an8}♪ That I just can't hide ♪ 55 00:03:21,659 --> 00:03:24,412 {\an8}♪ Oh, I believe I am ready ♪ 56 00:03:24,495 --> 00:03:28,875 {\an8}♪ For what love has to bring Yeah ♪ 57 00:03:28,958 --> 00:03:33,630 {\an8}♪ I got myself together, yeah ♪ 58 00:03:33,713 --> 00:03:36,799 {\an8}♪ Now I'm ready to sing ♪ 59 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:40,428 {\an8}♪ I've been searching my soul tonight ♪ 60 00:03:40,511 --> 00:03:44,224 {\an8}♪ I know there's so much more to life ♪ 61 00:03:44,307 --> 00:03:47,185 {\an8}♪ Now I know I can shine a light ♪ 62 00:03:47,268 --> 00:03:50,355 {\an8}♪ To find my way back home ♪ 63 00:03:50,438 --> 00:03:52,815 {\an8}-♪ Oh ♪ -♪ Hoo, hoo ♪ 64 00:03:52,899 --> 00:03:54,776 {\an8}♪ Baby, yeah ♪ 65 00:03:54,859 --> 00:03:58,655 {\an8}-♪ Hoo, hoo ♪ -♪ Oh, yeah ♪♪ 66 00:04:07,872 --> 00:04:10,458 {\an8}VONDA: ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪ 67 00:04:10,541 --> 00:04:13,670 {\an8}♪ Jingle all the way ♪ 68 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:15,880 {\an8}♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride ♪ 69 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:20,051 {\an8}♪ In a one-horse open sleigh ♪ 70 00:04:20,134 --> 00:04:23,638 {\an8}♪ Hey, hey, yeah Ooh ♪♪ 71 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:28,643 {\an8}Wait. Wait a second. You took this guy's case? He's clergy. 72 00:04:28,726 --> 00:04:30,812 {\an8}Well, not all religions believe in God. 73 00:04:30,895 --> 00:04:33,314 {\an8}There are some sects that don't, all right? 74 00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:35,358 {\an8}-And what's his? -Methodist. 75 00:04:35,441 --> 00:04:39,654 {\an8}So, it's a tough sell. I admit that. But that doesn't mean that-- 76 00:04:39,737 --> 00:04:41,781 {\an8}How can a minister not believe in God? 77 00:04:41,864 --> 00:04:44,867 {\an8}Well, his wife was killed. 78 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:47,620 {\an8}Look, I'll just, uh-- I'll try to settle it or make it go away. 79 00:04:47,704 --> 00:04:50,873 {\an8}You know, he just seemed like he needed some help, and I couldn't say no. 80 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:54,335 {\an8}Could you just allow this for me, please? I don't ask for much. 81 00:04:58,214 --> 00:05:00,550 {\an8}-I don't! -Yeah. Uh-- 82 00:05:00,633 --> 00:05:04,220 {\an8}Let's see, uh, Hooley versus the town of Jackman, Massachusetts. 83 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:06,681 -It's mine. -Uh, what's it about? 84 00:05:06,764 --> 00:05:08,766 -I don't know. -You don't know? 85 00:05:08,850 --> 00:05:13,855 No, I am meeting the client at 10:00, youngster, and I will know about it then. 86 00:05:13,938 --> 00:05:15,648 JOHN: Let's just move along here. 87 00:05:15,732 --> 00:05:17,692 RICHARD: Lastly, speaking of sexual harassment, 88 00:05:17,775 --> 00:05:19,235 we need you all to sign waivers. 89 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:22,780 Our office Christmas party's, uh, Wednesday night. 90 00:05:22,864 --> 00:05:25,366 Jenny, you can bring your mother if you'd like. 91 00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:27,535 I'm not comfortable with you "dogging" my mother. 92 00:05:27,618 --> 00:05:31,539 {\an8}Where's your yuletide spirit? Deck the halls, 'tis the season to get your jolly. 93 00:05:31,622 --> 00:05:34,751 You know, I'm tired of pulling the religious sled here, uh, people. 94 00:05:34,834 --> 00:05:37,128 What's that song, uh, uh, "Wattle" Wonderland? 95 00:05:37,211 --> 00:05:39,088 -Winter. -Yeah. Whatever. Bygones. 96 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:42,383 Uh, party Wednesday. Parents welcome. Adjourned. 97 00:05:44,093 --> 00:05:47,555 {\an8}-He canceled Christmas? -Basically. 98 00:05:47,638 --> 00:05:52,060 {\an8}The, uh--The midnight parade, the decorations on the streets. 99 00:05:52,143 --> 00:05:55,646 -They're not doing any of it. -And did the mayor say why? 100 00:05:55,730 --> 00:05:58,358 {\an8}Just that the town is in a real recession and he thinks it would be irresponsible 101 00:05:58,441 --> 00:06:00,943 {\an8}to expend tax dollars on nonessential-- 102 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:03,571 {\an8}Oh, but the-- This is Jackman. 103 00:06:03,654 --> 00:06:07,784 {\an8}I go there to buy all my ornaments even. They have a Santa's Village. 104 00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:09,160 {\an8}That's partly the reason. 105 00:06:09,243 --> 00:06:12,205 {\an8}The manufacturing plant, and the village, burned down in a fire. 106 00:06:12,288 --> 00:06:15,041 {\an8}It was our town industry. So because it's Christmas, the mayor-- 107 00:06:16,751 --> 00:06:18,795 {\an8}But the kids are all heartbroken. 108 00:06:18,878 --> 00:06:21,631 {\an8}-Can't you have a parade on your own? -No. 109 00:06:21,714 --> 00:06:24,384 We can't get the permit. 110 00:06:31,099 --> 00:06:34,560 {\an8}Ms. McBeal, the board adores your client. 111 00:06:34,644 --> 00:06:36,938 We'd like him to continue being the minister. Everyone loves him. 112 00:06:37,021 --> 00:06:38,314 {\an8}You know that, Harrison. 113 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:40,149 {\an8}And a minister isn't allowed to question God? 114 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:43,111 {\an8}Of course he is. But you're standing up there and saying you don't believe in him. 115 00:06:43,194 --> 00:06:45,196 {\an8}It takes a little pep out of the hymns. 116 00:06:45,279 --> 00:06:48,574 {\an8}Actually, what I said to the congregation was... 117 00:06:48,658 --> 00:06:50,785 {\an8}that God no longer believes in us. 118 00:06:50,868 --> 00:06:54,622 Or if he does, he simply no longer cares. 119 00:06:54,705 --> 00:06:57,583 {\an8}How can we have our minister saying that? 120 00:07:07,093 --> 00:07:10,680 Of all the ridiculous motions to be bringing before me. 121 00:07:10,763 --> 00:07:13,933 That's not a productive start, Your Honor, and I object to the tenor. 122 00:07:14,016 --> 00:07:16,185 You can't sue a mayor for canceling a parade. 123 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:19,647 This isn't just a simple parade. This is about Christmas. 124 00:07:19,730 --> 00:07:21,941 -Christmas? -Yes, it's an obscure little holiday. 125 00:07:22,024 --> 00:07:22,859 Perhaps you've heard of it. 126 00:07:22,942 --> 00:07:25,361 -Have you heard of contempt? -I have. 127 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:29,782 But if you were to actually hold me in it, how would I know, you grumpy lump? 128 00:07:30,783 --> 00:07:33,077 I apologize. You hit a holiday nerve. 129 00:07:33,161 --> 00:07:35,705 JUDGE WALSH: I've put up with your nonsense for five years. 130 00:07:35,788 --> 00:07:39,917 All I'm asking, your "curmudgeon-ous," is that you just listen to my client. 131 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:41,878 He paid taxes to this municipality. 132 00:07:41,961 --> 00:07:45,673 He moved his family there, in part, to participate in traditional town events. 133 00:07:45,756 --> 00:07:47,925 And now to have this one just ripped out from under them-- 134 00:07:48,009 --> 00:07:49,969 Can you just give us five minutes? 135 00:07:50,052 --> 00:07:52,513 Is there a root canal you're running late for? 136 00:07:52,597 --> 00:07:56,767 ♪♪ (rock and roll plays) 137 00:07:56,851 --> 00:08:00,146 ♪ Let's have a rock-and-roll Christmas just like we used to know ♪ 138 00:08:00,229 --> 00:08:02,732 (Ikettes singing) ♪ Hoo-hoo, hoo-hoo ♪ 139 00:08:02,815 --> 00:08:05,359 ♪ A rock-and-roll Christmas and I'll meet you by the mistletoe ♪ 140 00:08:05,443 --> 00:08:07,528 ♪ Hoo-hoo, hoo-hoo ♪ 141 00:08:07,612 --> 00:08:11,824 -♪ Rock around the tree ♪ -BOTH: ♪ Go, Santa, go, go, go ♪ 142 00:08:11,908 --> 00:08:13,951 -I don't think you should do that. -Why not? 143 00:08:14,035 --> 00:08:16,662 Well, it's just a little sexual for a holiday party, don't you think? 144 00:08:16,746 --> 00:08:18,498 Oh, Glenn. To women, you're a stocking stuffer. 145 00:08:18,581 --> 00:08:21,125 Oh, is that the point? I'm up here as a stocking stuffer? 146 00:08:21,209 --> 00:08:24,420 It's Christmas. Birth of Christ. Conception. Sex. Seed. Egg. 147 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:27,298 You're the ocean, I'm the sperm whale. Dance. 148 00:08:27,381 --> 00:08:32,178 ♪ Let's have a rock-and-roll Christmas just like we used to know ♪ 149 00:08:32,261 --> 00:08:33,846 ♪ Hoo ♪ 150 00:08:33,930 --> 00:08:36,724 ♪ A rock-and-roll Christmas and I'll meet you by the mistletoe ♪ 151 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:39,477 ♪♪ (ends) 152 00:08:40,311 --> 00:08:44,106 There's no way that I'm gonna be able to get a court to reinstate you 153 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:46,859 if this is how you truly feel. 154 00:08:48,402 --> 00:08:50,821 Is it? 155 00:08:52,156 --> 00:08:54,742 Well, I'm sure in time, I-- 156 00:08:54,825 --> 00:09:00,748 You know, I, uh, probably should have asked you this before, but, uh, 157 00:09:00,831 --> 00:09:03,459 how did your wife die? 158 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:06,254 She was shot. 159 00:09:06,337 --> 00:09:10,132 A man came to rob her. She fumbled too long opening her purse, so he shot her. 160 00:09:12,426 --> 00:09:14,387 And you blame God. 161 00:09:14,470 --> 00:09:16,514 Now, you're the expert, 162 00:09:16,597 --> 00:09:20,685 but I believe that the Lord gave man free will. 163 00:09:20,768 --> 00:09:22,728 Which, given the times, would seem to be 164 00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:25,106 a flagrant abuse of discretion, would it not? 165 00:09:27,149 --> 00:09:30,695 You know, as a minister, uh, you must deal with death a lot. 166 00:09:30,778 --> 00:09:35,866 And-And you have had to comfort families who have lost loved ones. 167 00:09:35,950 --> 00:09:37,994 And what do you say to them? 168 00:09:39,370 --> 00:09:43,624 I fire off a few sacred platitudes and, um, 169 00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:45,918 pray that they buy it. 170 00:09:46,002 --> 00:09:48,546 I know that isn't true. 171 00:09:48,629 --> 00:09:50,840 Ms. McBeal, 172 00:09:50,923 --> 00:09:54,802 I can't even help my own son. 173 00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:57,972 He-- 174 00:10:00,516 --> 00:10:02,810 What kind of a minister could I be? 175 00:10:04,979 --> 00:10:07,023 Do you want to tell me about your son? 176 00:10:07,106 --> 00:10:09,900 He's an amazing kid. 177 00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:12,194 And when he sings-- 178 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:15,990 It always seemed to me that... it sounded like the voice of God... 179 00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:19,493 to hear music comin' from him. 180 00:10:21,704 --> 00:10:24,832 He doesn't sing anymore. 181 00:10:24,915 --> 00:10:29,170 Is that what this is about-- you not being able to help your son? 182 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:43,267 VONDA: ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 183 00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:46,854 ♪ Jingle bell, jingle bell jingle bell rock ♪ 184 00:10:46,937 --> 00:10:50,107 ♪ Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring ♪ 185 00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:54,028 ♪ Dancing and prancing in Jingle Bell Square ♪ 186 00:10:54,111 --> 00:10:57,114 ♪ In the frosty air ♪♪ 187 00:10:58,282 --> 00:11:00,576 -(knocks) -John? I-- 188 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,620 -(bells jingle) -Hello? 189 00:11:02,703 --> 00:11:04,080 Hello. 190 00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:06,374 Is there a particular reason that you're dressed like an elf? 191 00:11:06,457 --> 00:11:08,793 Yes, Ally. Veteran's Day. 192 00:11:08,876 --> 00:11:12,380 Why would anybody dress like an elf? Have we all forgotten that Christmas is coming? 193 00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:16,050 Well, bite my head off. Or in the alternative, why don't you just bite me. 194 00:11:16,133 --> 00:11:20,012 Damn shoe doesn't even fit. (screams) 195 00:11:20,096 --> 00:11:23,474 You can't even get a decent elf shoe. For God's sake! 196 00:11:23,557 --> 00:11:24,767 What is the matter? 197 00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:27,436 I'm just a little disappointed with mankind today. 198 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,397 -Did you need something? -Yes. 199 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:32,149 I actually was looking for you before to talk to my minister client. 200 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:34,235 -He's the one who doesn't believe in God. -Yeah. 201 00:11:34,318 --> 00:11:38,030 -Even my elf underwear is riding up. -(underwear squeaking) 202 00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:42,868 John, I'm not really equipped to deal with somebody who's lost God. 203 00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:45,579 Why not? 204 00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:48,874 I-I don't know. I just-- 205 00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:50,918 Well, from what I can tell, 206 00:11:51,001 --> 00:11:53,087 he's mostly devastated because his son won't sing. 207 00:11:53,170 --> 00:11:56,757 Apparently, the boy can sing really well, and ever since his mother died, he won't. 208 00:11:56,841 --> 00:12:00,594 Now, any advice? You're good at these things. 209 00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:05,433 Why don't you go talk to the son? 210 00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:13,357 VONDA: ♪ Have yourself ♪ 211 00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:18,863 ♪ A merry little Christmas ♪ 212 00:12:18,946 --> 00:12:24,201 ♪ Let your heart be light ♪ 213 00:12:27,079 --> 00:12:29,248 ♪ From now on ♪ 214 00:12:29,331 --> 00:12:32,084 ♪ Our troubles will be ♪ 215 00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:36,213 -♪ Out of sight ♪♪ -(doorbell rings) 216 00:12:38,799 --> 00:12:43,387 Hi. Um, excuse me. Um, I'm-I'm looking-- Malcolm? 217 00:12:43,471 --> 00:12:46,182 -Ally? -Well, hey! 218 00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:48,142 Wow! 219 00:12:48,225 --> 00:12:50,644 -What are you doin' here? -Well, I came to see-- 220 00:12:52,062 --> 00:12:53,939 -Oh, my God. -What? 221 00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:56,734 -Is your dad Harrison Wyatt? -Yes. 222 00:12:56,817 --> 00:12:59,278 -And he's a minister? -Has something happened? 223 00:12:59,361 --> 00:13:01,530 No. No, no, no. He's my client. 224 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:04,074 -He is? -Yeah. 225 00:13:06,827 --> 00:13:09,747 Oh. 226 00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:14,168 Oh, Malcolm, I'm-- I'm so sorry about your mother. 227 00:13:14,251 --> 00:13:16,420 -Oh. -Oh. 228 00:13:19,423 --> 00:13:23,969 Um, you know, I wish that you would have-- you would have called me, or-- 229 00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:26,639 -Are you okay? -Yeah. 230 00:13:28,182 --> 00:13:31,018 It was rough for a while, but I'm--I'm really doin' fine now. 231 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:34,438 Well, your dad doesn't think you are, 232 00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:37,024 and, uh, I know that he isn't doing very well. 233 00:13:37,107 --> 00:13:40,736 -Why? What's going on? -Well, uh--Can I come in? 234 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,780 Of course. 235 00:13:45,282 --> 00:13:47,243 MAN: It's not just a parade. 236 00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:50,454 It's an event the children and families look forward to for months. 237 00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:53,958 To suddenly cancel it, it's arbitrary. It's hurtful. 238 00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:55,584 And it's very unfair. 239 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:58,170 But certainly, Mr. Hooley, there are other towns with celebrations. 240 00:13:58,254 --> 00:14:01,215 -Couldn't you take your children-- -It's not the same. 241 00:14:01,298 --> 00:14:05,052 This is our town. You celebrate the holidays where you live, 242 00:14:05,135 --> 00:14:07,304 not in somebody else's yard. 243 00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:09,849 Well, now, what about the fiscal well-being of the community? 244 00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:14,895 Jackman's always had big Fourth of Julys, big Labor Days, big Halloweens. 245 00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:19,733 We do it up. That's, uh-- That's who we are. 246 00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:22,236 You want to cancel Columbus Day? Okay. 247 00:14:22,319 --> 00:14:24,238 Labor Day, President's Day weekend. 248 00:14:24,321 --> 00:14:28,367 If the town can't acknowledge those occasions, so be it. 249 00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:32,037 But Christmas? 250 00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:37,585 No mayor should be able to cancel Christmas. I'm sorry. 251 00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:46,594 ELAINE: ♪ Whoa, yeah ♪ 252 00:14:46,677 --> 00:14:50,264 ♪ Santa Claus got stuck in my chimney ♪ 253 00:14:50,347 --> 00:14:54,059 ♪ Stuck in my chimney Stuck in my chimney ♪ 254 00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:57,187 ♪ Santa Claus got stuck in my chimney ♪ 255 00:14:57,271 --> 00:15:01,442 -Elaine, this doesn't seem to be a duet. -Oh, it's a duet, trust me. 256 00:15:01,525 --> 00:15:05,154 ♪ There he was in the middle of the chimney ♪ 257 00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:08,574 -♪ Roly-poly ♪ -(Jenny, on microphone) Testing. Testing. 258 00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:11,035 What's going on? 259 00:15:11,118 --> 00:15:13,871 (band stops) 260 00:15:13,954 --> 00:15:17,207 We're rehearsing for the Christmas party. 261 00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:20,127 -Pick another song. -Why? This one's perfectly suited-- 262 00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:21,879 You'll pick another number or pick another partner. 263 00:15:21,962 --> 00:15:24,298 What happened to everybody's holiday spirits? 264 00:15:24,381 --> 00:15:27,676 Just keep your grubby, horny little paws off Glenn. 265 00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:39,188 You know that I didn't even know that your father was a minister. 266 00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:42,066 And I thought that you sang in somebody else's church. 267 00:15:42,149 --> 00:15:45,152 Reverend Harris. Yeah, I used to sing in his choir weekdays. 268 00:15:45,235 --> 00:15:48,072 And you don't sing in anybody's church now? 269 00:15:48,155 --> 00:15:49,531 No. 270 00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:53,369 Is that because you're not able to? 271 00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:55,412 I don't want to. 272 00:15:56,413 --> 00:15:58,499 And I just can't make it happen. 273 00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:02,753 Do you think in time it'll just-- 274 00:16:02,836 --> 00:16:04,797 I don't know. 275 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,050 I always sang with my mother when I was little. 276 00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:10,052 To her when I got older. 277 00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:13,555 The truth is, I can't even listen to music right now, Ally. 278 00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:18,352 You know, Malcolm, you're--you're so smart and-and-- 279 00:16:18,435 --> 00:16:20,604 Well, you know that tragedies happen to good people. 280 00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:22,690 Yeah, I do. 281 00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:27,277 But my mother-- 282 00:16:28,445 --> 00:16:30,447 If you knew her-- 283 00:16:31,865 --> 00:16:34,284 If he wanted to take her, okay. 284 00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:39,248 But... tell me why she had to be shot in the neck, 285 00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:41,458 bleed to death on the sidewalk. 286 00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:43,419 So, you're angry at God. 287 00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:45,379 I'm not really angry at him. 288 00:16:45,462 --> 00:16:48,048 You just don't feel like talking to him much. 289 00:16:54,221 --> 00:16:56,390 I don't know what the problem is, John, 290 00:16:56,473 --> 00:16:58,934 but you can't just hang in here as an upside-down elf. 291 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:03,522 -I'm preparing the mayor's cross. -What's goin' on? 292 00:17:03,605 --> 00:17:06,233 (sighs) 293 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,745 The world seems so desperate. 294 00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:19,663 Oh, that. 295 00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:25,335 You know, Richard, 296 00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:29,089 privately, every Christmas I rent the elf costume. 297 00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:34,011 I scamper around my house at night to imbue myself with good tidings. 298 00:17:34,094 --> 00:17:36,930 Gee. Good idea to do it privately. 299 00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:38,932 Well, it's a little tradition of mine. 300 00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:43,187 It started years ago when I went to rent a Santa outfit. 301 00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:45,773 They were sold-out. Well, as they always are. 302 00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:47,858 Hence, the elf costume. 303 00:17:47,941 --> 00:17:50,652 But this year, the rack 304 00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:53,781 was filled with Santa Claus costumes. 305 00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:57,117 Nobody even wants to be Santa anymore. I mean, how about that? 306 00:17:57,201 --> 00:18:00,704 And still, you chose to be an elf. That's-- (chuckles) 307 00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:04,333 Do you understand what I'm trying to say? 308 00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:06,543 We've all flatlined. 309 00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:09,129 You see, I don't know how to respond to that, buddy, 310 00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:13,801 other than, uh, if you leave again because you're sad, can I redecorate your hole? 311 00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:19,640 (paper rustling) 312 00:18:19,723 --> 00:18:21,850 -I gotta get back to court. -Uh-- 313 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:25,354 -(toilet flushes) -Uh, you-- 314 00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:30,317 Could you have possibly offered him something more? 315 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:32,069 You know, I've never been good with elves. 316 00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:37,491 This party in the bar, it will, in fact, be a party, right? 317 00:18:37,574 --> 00:18:39,493 Yeah, of course. Why? 318 00:18:39,576 --> 00:18:42,329 'Cause I think we all need one. 319 00:18:42,412 --> 00:18:45,040 Oh. 320 00:18:50,754 --> 00:18:55,217 (man singing punk rock) ♪ Joy to the world The Lord has come ♪ 321 00:18:55,300 --> 00:19:00,806 ♪ Let Earth receive her king ♪ 322 00:19:00,889 --> 00:19:06,353 ♪ Let every heart prepare him room ♪ 323 00:19:06,436 --> 00:19:09,022 -♪ Let heaven and nature sing ♪ -(backup singers) ♪ Heaven and nature ♪ 324 00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:11,650 -♪ Let heaven and nature sing ♪ -♪ Heaven and nature ♪ 325 00:19:11,733 --> 00:19:15,571 ♪ Let heaven Let heaven and nature sing ♪♪ 326 00:19:17,447 --> 00:19:20,701 -This is not a year to celebrate. -Why not, Mayor Horn? 327 00:19:20,784 --> 00:19:23,537 First of all, people died in that fire. 328 00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:26,039 Second, we're in a terrible recession. 329 00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:28,083 We can barely pay our school teachers. 330 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:31,545 A big snowstorm, I'm not sure we can even afford to plow the streets. 331 00:19:31,628 --> 00:19:35,841 So you, in your infinite mayoral wisdom, decide to cancel the holiday. 332 00:19:35,924 --> 00:19:37,843 I'm not extinguishing the holiday, sir. 333 00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:40,012 I just refused to authorize the "wastature" of town funds-- 334 00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:42,014 Object to the term "wastature," Your Honor. 335 00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:43,807 -It's not a real word. -Sustained. 336 00:19:43,891 --> 00:19:46,310 Mr. Mayor, you're not just withholding funds here, are you? 337 00:19:46,393 --> 00:19:49,521 You're denying a permit even if people want to celebrate on their own. 338 00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:52,232 Many people lost their jobs, Mr. Cage. 339 00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:55,777 We had six firemen lose their lives in that fire. 340 00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:58,572 This is not the time to be throwing parades. I'm sorry. 341 00:19:58,655 --> 00:20:00,240 Well, now, that's your opinion. 342 00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:03,619 It's disrespectful for a town to be celebrating in the streets. Yes! 343 00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:07,414 Given the state of things, a public party, in my opinion, 344 00:20:07,497 --> 00:20:09,374 is blatant "inappropriatism." 345 00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:12,127 It's a fake word, Your Honor. Move to strike. 346 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:15,422 Mr. Mayor, please use real words, sir. 347 00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:17,758 Look at me, 348 00:20:17,841 --> 00:20:20,219 and let me ask you this. 349 00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:25,140 -I missed the question. -Well, I haven't asked it yet. 350 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,725 Your Honor, he's tinkering with my rhythm. 351 00:20:26,808 --> 00:20:28,936 Just ask your question, counsel. 352 00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:35,317 What about the people, sir, who need this holiday? 353 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:38,862 As a mayor, Mr. Cage, a politician, 354 00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:41,657 I have to look beyond what the public needs sometimes, 355 00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:43,784 and consider what they want. 356 00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:47,287 And most of the people in Jackman do not want this parade. 357 00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:50,415 Most didn't even want us to put up the Christmas tree in Main Street. 358 00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:53,252 People just aren't in the mood for Christmas this year. 359 00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:57,047 -And what about those who are? -Well, again, I repeat, 360 00:20:57,130 --> 00:21:01,176 out of respect for our economy and the loss of those lives, 361 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,804 I think we should be allowed to mourn... 362 00:21:03,887 --> 00:21:06,181 out of common "courtesy-ism." 363 00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:15,315 ♪ Elves are working overtime ♪ 364 00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:20,195 ♪ Making lots of toys ♪ 365 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:24,157 ♪ Reindeer hooves on all the roofs ♪ 366 00:21:24,241 --> 00:21:26,827 ♪ For good little girls and boys ♪ 367 00:21:26,910 --> 00:21:30,539 -Come on. -It's Christmas, damn it. 368 00:21:30,622 --> 00:21:34,668 ♪ Big, old cups of steaming cider ♪ 369 00:21:34,751 --> 00:21:38,672 ♪ Falling asleep by a cozy fire ♪ 370 00:21:38,755 --> 00:21:41,258 ♪ It's the warm and fuzzy ♪ 371 00:21:41,341 --> 00:21:44,136 ♪ Time of year ♪ 372 00:21:44,219 --> 00:21:47,973 ♪ It's the warm and fuzzy time of year ♪♪ 373 00:21:48,056 --> 00:21:51,018 And with all due respect, it isn't normal 374 00:21:51,101 --> 00:21:54,396 for a Methodist minister to preach to his congregation that there is no God. 375 00:21:54,479 --> 00:21:57,316 -So I have to question-- -I can't be in crisis? I'm not allowed? 376 00:21:57,399 --> 00:21:59,651 Yes, you can. But so is he. 377 00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:02,362 -Well, then let me deal with him. -But you're not. 378 00:22:05,282 --> 00:22:09,369 With all due respect to you, have you ever had somebody you loved suddenly die? 379 00:22:09,453 --> 00:22:12,331 Yes. As a matter of fact, the man I loved more than life itself 380 00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:14,624 laid down in front of me and died in my arms. 381 00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:17,961 Would you like to see the scars? 382 00:22:18,045 --> 00:22:20,922 If it were just you, Harrison, telling me to leave you alone here, 383 00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:23,967 I might accept that and go. 384 00:22:24,051 --> 00:22:28,055 But it's not just you. It's him. 385 00:22:35,437 --> 00:22:37,689 (phones ringing) 386 00:22:40,317 --> 00:22:42,194 So, I hear you're still coming on to Glenn. 387 00:22:42,277 --> 00:22:45,572 Jenny. They're Christmas songs. 388 00:22:45,655 --> 00:22:48,408 Look, Elaine. When a guy moves on somebody else's girl, 389 00:22:48,492 --> 00:22:50,243 they usually settle it with fists. 390 00:22:50,327 --> 00:22:53,288 With women, they talk things out. 391 00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:55,874 -I prefer the guy way. -You're gonna hit me? 392 00:22:55,957 --> 00:22:57,751 Well-- 393 00:22:59,127 --> 00:23:02,381 -That's a warning. -Excuse me, Jenny. 394 00:23:03,507 --> 00:23:05,133 Don't ever push me. 395 00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:08,762 Oh, but, Elaine, I will. 396 00:23:08,845 --> 00:23:11,264 Oh, Jenny. 397 00:23:11,348 --> 00:23:13,475 -You're mistaken. -All right! 398 00:23:13,558 --> 00:23:16,061 (groans) 399 00:23:16,144 --> 00:23:18,146 John! I'm sorry! 400 00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:20,148 We're having fistfights in the office now? 401 00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:22,526 -I didn't realize that-- -Why don't we all just beat each other up? 402 00:23:22,609 --> 00:23:24,611 -'Tis the season, isn't it? -What's going on? 403 00:23:24,694 --> 00:23:28,657 Your girlfriend just punched me! Yeah, why don't we all just fight, huh? 404 00:23:29,825 --> 00:23:31,868 Is that it? 405 00:23:39,376 --> 00:23:41,545 It isn't that I no longer believe in God, 406 00:23:41,628 --> 00:23:43,797 nor is it I don't think he's good. 407 00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:47,467 It's just, uh-- (sighs) 408 00:23:47,551 --> 00:23:51,012 -Just what? -He's not enough. 409 00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:53,014 I want to lead the congregation. 410 00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:57,936 How can I stand up there and convince them he's enough? 411 00:23:58,019 --> 00:24:00,564 And I, uh-- 412 00:24:00,647 --> 00:24:02,941 I guess I haven't been able to convince Malcolm, either. 413 00:24:03,024 --> 00:24:06,319 What do you say to that? 414 00:24:06,403 --> 00:24:09,239 I just wish I'd known how inadequate he was before she died. 415 00:24:09,322 --> 00:24:11,324 I would have been a little more prepared. 416 00:24:11,408 --> 00:24:13,994 You think so? 417 00:24:14,077 --> 00:24:17,372 You think I was prepared? 418 00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:19,833 You know the thing that surprises me is-- 419 00:24:19,916 --> 00:24:23,253 I mean, you must have gone through this with hundreds of congregants-- 420 00:24:23,336 --> 00:24:28,216 family deaths-- and you know that eventually they will come out of it. 421 00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:30,385 So why don't you believe that you will? 422 00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:33,513 Because Suzanne-- 423 00:24:35,056 --> 00:24:38,059 You know that after she was shot, 424 00:24:38,143 --> 00:24:40,061 she was laying there on the sidewalk, 425 00:24:40,145 --> 00:24:43,148 and she looked up at the man who just mortally wounded her... 426 00:24:44,107 --> 00:24:47,486 and she asked him to dial 911. 427 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:52,532 911. 428 00:24:52,616 --> 00:24:54,910 She's looking at the man who just shot her... 429 00:24:54,993 --> 00:25:00,123 and somehow she sees enough good in him that she believes-- 430 00:25:06,171 --> 00:25:08,089 That was Suzanne. (crying) 431 00:25:09,966 --> 00:25:12,636 Yeah. 432 00:25:12,719 --> 00:25:16,806 And you know where I was caught so unprepared? 433 00:25:18,642 --> 00:25:21,811 It's not that she died, 434 00:25:21,895 --> 00:25:25,106 but how gone she is. 435 00:25:25,190 --> 00:25:27,901 I've been standin' in that church for 15 years 436 00:25:27,984 --> 00:25:31,404 preaching the eternity of our souls. 437 00:25:31,488 --> 00:25:34,991 And I'll tell you, she's gone. 438 00:25:38,578 --> 00:25:42,290 Every day... she's more gone. 439 00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:51,967 (sobbing) I'm sorry, Malcolm. 440 00:25:52,050 --> 00:25:54,261 I'm sorry. 441 00:26:02,227 --> 00:26:04,229 Well, uh, 442 00:26:08,483 --> 00:26:13,405 I must tell you that I reject everything you just said. 443 00:26:15,865 --> 00:26:19,744 You know, four years ago I met an eight-year-old boy with cancer. 444 00:26:21,538 --> 00:26:26,126 And he hired me to sue God, actually. 445 00:26:28,712 --> 00:26:30,922 And Billy. 446 00:26:34,843 --> 00:26:37,470 Now, I do sometimes see him as a ghost. 447 00:26:39,889 --> 00:26:43,059 And do I know that it's me summoning him up? In a way, of course. 448 00:26:43,143 --> 00:26:47,856 But I get to talk to him in my mind, and I get to talk to him in my heart. 449 00:26:49,316 --> 00:26:51,818 And he'll never be gone... 450 00:26:51,901 --> 00:26:54,529 because I'll never let him go. 451 00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:58,783 You know, and it's because your mother's still here, Malcolm, that you can't sing. 452 00:26:58,867 --> 00:27:02,495 And it's because your mother is still here that you will sing again. 453 00:27:17,969 --> 00:27:20,555 Well, I don't even know if I believe it myself. 454 00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:21,640 You don't? 455 00:27:21,723 --> 00:27:25,393 Well, I try to, but I-- I certainly need to, but-- 456 00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:27,812 (exhales) I don't know. 457 00:27:27,896 --> 00:27:31,316 The truth is, John, is that it plays right into my biggest fear-- 458 00:27:31,399 --> 00:27:34,569 that when people are gone, they're gone. 459 00:27:36,029 --> 00:27:39,115 Now, my grandmother and... Billy. 460 00:27:40,367 --> 00:27:43,703 The idea that-that-- that they're nothingness-- 461 00:27:43,787 --> 00:27:46,498 that we all become nothing. 462 00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:50,669 Well, do you believe that we have souls? 463 00:27:50,752 --> 00:27:52,545 Yes! 464 00:27:54,839 --> 00:27:57,676 Oh, you know, just tell me something good. Anything. 465 00:27:57,759 --> 00:28:00,261 I just need to hear something good. 466 00:28:01,388 --> 00:28:04,391 We have souls. 467 00:28:09,479 --> 00:28:13,900 -Did they put the parade back on? -Not yet. That's-- (groans) 468 00:28:13,983 --> 00:28:17,362 Wow, that case has really gotten to you, hasn't it? 469 00:28:17,445 --> 00:28:21,908 It just so taps into what I was saying a week ago. 470 00:28:21,991 --> 00:28:24,077 We've all become so deadened. 471 00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:28,039 Now we're canceling parades. I mean, 472 00:28:28,123 --> 00:28:30,417 where's the hope, for God's sake? 473 00:28:30,500 --> 00:28:32,961 Are you deadened? 474 00:28:34,671 --> 00:28:38,675 Now, you've seemed so sad lately, and-- 475 00:28:39,968 --> 00:28:43,555 Well, that's what this is, isn't it? It's not that town. 476 00:28:43,638 --> 00:28:45,557 You've lost Christmas. 477 00:28:51,354 --> 00:28:54,733 Well, I'm behind on my Christmas shopping. It makes me anxious, that's all. 478 00:28:56,735 --> 00:28:59,279 I haven't lost anything. 479 00:29:16,671 --> 00:29:19,299 VONDA: ♪ One little Christmas tree ♪ 480 00:29:19,382 --> 00:29:22,302 ♪ Standing alone ♪ 481 00:29:22,385 --> 00:29:27,432 ♪ Waiting for someone to come by ♪ 482 00:29:27,515 --> 00:29:30,518 ♪ One little Christmas tree ♪ 483 00:29:30,602 --> 00:29:33,146 ♪ That never had grown ♪ 484 00:29:33,229 --> 00:29:37,942 ♪ Cried as he looked up to the sky ♪♪ 485 00:29:38,026 --> 00:29:42,030 A little late to be puttin' up a tree, isn't it? Christmas Eve? 486 00:29:42,113 --> 00:29:43,823 Oh, well, yeah. (chuckles) 487 00:29:43,907 --> 00:29:47,452 But I-I guess it's better than not putting one up at all. 488 00:29:47,535 --> 00:29:50,205 Mm-hmm. 489 00:29:50,288 --> 00:29:53,458 I, uh, just came from the church. 490 00:29:53,541 --> 00:29:56,252 -I got my job back. -You did? 491 00:29:57,670 --> 00:30:02,258 Oh. Well, that's, uh-- That's fantastic. 492 00:30:02,342 --> 00:30:06,763 Yeah, I'm doing the midnight service tonight. Um, at least I'm gonna try. 493 00:30:06,846 --> 00:30:10,725 Well, that-- that's great. 494 00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:14,145 Assuming I can come up with something to say. 495 00:30:14,229 --> 00:30:17,357 Hmm. What do you feel? 496 00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:20,193 -What do I feel? -Yeah. 497 00:30:21,861 --> 00:30:23,863 Well, I feel, uh-- 498 00:30:28,993 --> 00:30:32,247 I feel I need to believe in what you said. 499 00:30:32,330 --> 00:30:35,333 I need to believe somehow she's still here. 500 00:30:37,502 --> 00:30:41,339 -Otherwise-- -Otherwise what? 501 00:30:41,422 --> 00:30:43,758 Otherwise, evil wins. 502 00:30:45,301 --> 00:30:50,890 (sighs) Yeah, well, we can't let that happen. 503 00:30:55,103 --> 00:30:57,480 (water running) 504 00:30:57,564 --> 00:30:59,899 Punch anybody lately? 505 00:30:59,983 --> 00:31:02,360 You know, women hit on you because they think they can. 506 00:31:02,443 --> 00:31:04,821 -Sorry? -Well, I mean, 507 00:31:04,904 --> 00:31:09,409 they see that you're with me, and they figure you're "gettable," 508 00:31:09,492 --> 00:31:11,786 because you're handsome and I'm-- 509 00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:14,414 -You're what? -Well, I mean, let's face it, Glenn. 510 00:31:14,497 --> 00:31:18,501 You're prettier than me, and I'm okay with that most of the time. 511 00:31:18,585 --> 00:31:21,838 But, you know, the laws of nature require 512 00:31:21,921 --> 00:31:25,550 beautiful men to be with beautiful women. 513 00:31:25,633 --> 00:31:27,552 So I just get insecure. 514 00:31:27,635 --> 00:31:33,016 First of all, you're the most beautiful woman I have ever laid eyes on. 515 00:31:34,809 --> 00:31:36,853 Second, I love you. 516 00:31:39,063 --> 00:31:43,318 You're not just saying that because you--you think that I need to hear it? 517 00:31:43,401 --> 00:31:46,738 I'm saying it because it's true. 518 00:31:46,821 --> 00:31:49,282 And because Elaine needs to hear it. 519 00:31:49,365 --> 00:31:51,367 (stall door opens) 520 00:31:55,163 --> 00:31:57,081 I'm sorry. 521 00:31:57,165 --> 00:31:59,667 I would never hit on somebody else's boyfriend, Jenny. 522 00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:02,045 I mean, not for real. 523 00:32:02,128 --> 00:32:04,130 Well, that's sure what it looked like, Elaine. 524 00:32:04,213 --> 00:32:07,050 And that's what it always looks like with you. 525 00:32:07,133 --> 00:32:09,510 On this occasion, it was just part of the act. 526 00:32:09,594 --> 00:32:11,763 As for what it always looks like, 527 00:32:11,846 --> 00:32:16,267 what you have to realize with me, is my whole life... 528 00:32:16,351 --> 00:32:18,519 is pretty much just an act. 529 00:32:26,194 --> 00:32:28,529 Nobody's saying they can't celebrate Christmas. 530 00:32:28,613 --> 00:32:32,575 He's denying them a permit to parade. That's more than just holding back funds. 531 00:32:32,659 --> 00:32:37,288 Look, if families want to hold celebrations, then of course that's okay. 532 00:32:37,372 --> 00:32:39,290 I'll be dressing up as Santa in my house. 533 00:32:39,374 --> 00:32:41,292 I'll be sorry to miss that. 534 00:32:42,710 --> 00:32:47,924 But in this town, they have had a catastrophic year. 535 00:32:48,007 --> 00:32:50,635 Financially, humanly, 536 00:32:50,718 --> 00:32:54,347 it is simply not a time for rejoicing on the streets. 537 00:32:54,430 --> 00:32:58,559 And to automatically throw a parade simply because it's a Christmas tradition, 538 00:33:00,353 --> 00:33:02,480 well, to me, that mocks joy. 539 00:33:02,563 --> 00:33:06,275 You don't just check the calendar, push a button, and start laughing. 540 00:33:06,359 --> 00:33:09,278 That trivializes happiness. 541 00:33:09,362 --> 00:33:12,198 It also ignores the profound loss. 542 00:33:13,825 --> 00:33:19,247 And the mayor of this town doesn't believe in doing that. 543 00:33:34,595 --> 00:33:37,557 With all due "respectful-ism" to the mayor's opinion, 544 00:33:38,725 --> 00:33:42,770 this is no year to be skipping Christmas. 545 00:33:42,854 --> 00:33:46,899 The people of Jackman, they have been knocked to the ground. 546 00:33:46,983 --> 00:33:52,321 When that happens, we get back up. It's who we are. 547 00:33:52,405 --> 00:33:56,284 That factory, Jackman's economy, 548 00:33:56,367 --> 00:34:00,371 was built on hope and optimism. 549 00:34:00,455 --> 00:34:05,710 And it needs to be rebuilt with those same ingredients. 550 00:34:05,793 --> 00:34:10,048 As to the human loss, as profound as it very much is, 551 00:34:10,131 --> 00:34:13,760 it is no honor to the fallen 552 00:34:13,843 --> 00:34:15,928 for the surviving to stay down. 553 00:34:16,012 --> 00:34:19,307 Now, we're not asking for the right to be out on the streets, 554 00:34:19,390 --> 00:34:24,729 slurping margaritas and singing "Que Sera, Sera." 555 00:34:29,525 --> 00:34:31,402 We just want to go on. 556 00:34:31,486 --> 00:34:34,238 And sometimes to do that, 557 00:34:35,448 --> 00:34:37,867 it helps to celebrate... 558 00:34:39,702 --> 00:34:42,205 good will toward men, 559 00:34:42,288 --> 00:34:46,000 peace on earth, and joy-- 560 00:34:46,084 --> 00:34:50,546 a lot of things Christmas stands for in this country. 561 00:34:50,630 --> 00:34:55,134 Of course, everybody hurts for those firefighters. 562 00:34:55,218 --> 00:34:57,595 They are heroes... 563 00:34:57,678 --> 00:35:02,683 and they represent the best of what we are. 564 00:35:04,143 --> 00:35:08,147 But I think that instead of going dark, 565 00:35:08,231 --> 00:35:11,609 let's let the lights shine... 566 00:35:11,692 --> 00:35:14,445 in their honor. 567 00:35:14,529 --> 00:35:18,783 Yes, we need schoolbooks. We need snowplows. 568 00:35:18,866 --> 00:35:20,701 But as a people, 569 00:35:20,785 --> 00:35:24,455 this community has an emotional need now that they-- 570 00:35:24,539 --> 00:35:27,041 that they have never-- 571 00:35:31,003 --> 00:35:33,047 Uh-- 572 00:35:36,092 --> 00:35:39,387 It's--It's not a year for skipping Christmas. 573 00:35:50,773 --> 00:35:53,151 ♪♪ (Vonda humming) 574 00:35:53,234 --> 00:35:56,279 ♪ Oh, the weather outside ♪ 575 00:35:56,362 --> 00:36:00,324 ♪ Is frightful ♪ 576 00:36:00,408 --> 00:36:02,285 ♪ But the fire ♪ 577 00:36:02,368 --> 00:36:06,414 ♪ Is so delightful ♪ 578 00:36:07,540 --> 00:36:10,334 ♪ And since we've no place ♪ 579 00:36:10,418 --> 00:36:13,671 ♪ To go ♪ 580 00:36:13,754 --> 00:36:17,508 ♪ Let it snow Let it snow ♪ 581 00:36:17,592 --> 00:36:19,635 ♪ Let it snow ♪♪ 582 00:36:23,014 --> 00:36:26,267 -Ally? -Malcolm. Hey. 583 00:36:26,350 --> 00:36:28,936 Hey, thanks for comin' in. 584 00:36:29,020 --> 00:36:30,980 Did you hear my dad got his job back? 585 00:36:31,063 --> 00:36:34,358 I did. That-That's what I wanted to talk to you about. 586 00:36:34,442 --> 00:36:36,652 Um-- 587 00:36:36,736 --> 00:36:38,821 Well, I-I'm sure that he went to the board 588 00:36:38,905 --> 00:36:42,533 and-and said all the right things, and-and 589 00:36:42,617 --> 00:36:45,203 I realize that maybe, um, 590 00:36:45,286 --> 00:36:47,955 what I said yesterday had some effect, but, um-- 591 00:36:48,039 --> 00:36:51,417 -But what? -Well, 592 00:36:51,500 --> 00:36:56,088 I might have gotten him most of the way back, but-- 593 00:36:56,172 --> 00:36:59,800 Well, we both know that he's not all the way back. 594 00:37:01,510 --> 00:37:03,804 You need to sing. 595 00:37:05,181 --> 00:37:07,934 -I'm not sure I can. -You need to try. 596 00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:12,313 For your mother, for your father, and-- 597 00:37:12,396 --> 00:37:14,190 and for you. 598 00:37:15,942 --> 00:37:16,943 That it? 599 00:37:20,029 --> 00:37:22,114 Yeah. That's it. 600 00:37:29,997 --> 00:37:31,916 Ally? 601 00:37:31,999 --> 00:37:34,752 Are you okay? 602 00:37:34,835 --> 00:37:37,296 I'm fine. Fine. 603 00:37:37,380 --> 00:37:41,509 Well, merry Christmas. 604 00:37:43,052 --> 00:37:44,303 You too. 605 00:37:59,402 --> 00:38:00,987 He didn't take very long. 606 00:38:01,070 --> 00:38:03,114 Well, I'm sure he's anxious to get to Whoville. 607 00:38:04,490 --> 00:38:07,451 -I apologize. -BAILIFF: Be seated. 608 00:38:11,163 --> 00:38:14,625 A court has no authority to order a mayor to throw a parade. 609 00:38:14,709 --> 00:38:19,880 However, withholding the permit, that seems arbitrary. 610 00:38:19,964 --> 00:38:22,258 If the citizens want to congregate, march, 611 00:38:22,341 --> 00:38:26,387 rejoice on their own time and dime, the government shouldn't stop them. 612 00:38:27,805 --> 00:38:30,224 Mayor Horn, this is, perhaps, a time 613 00:38:30,308 --> 00:38:34,645 when your citizenry has to learn to deal without a few things. 614 00:38:34,729 --> 00:38:40,109 But I agree with Mr. Cage. If there's any year you need Christmas-- 615 00:38:40,192 --> 00:38:43,321 -Judgment for the plaintiff. Adjourned. -(gavel raps) 616 00:38:43,404 --> 00:38:45,990 ♪♪ (upbeat rock) 617 00:38:53,372 --> 00:38:57,084 ♪ Oh, yeah Candles burning low ♪ 618 00:38:57,168 --> 00:39:00,004 ♪ Lots of mistletoe ♪ 619 00:39:00,087 --> 00:39:02,965 ♪ Lots of snow and lights ♪ 620 00:39:03,049 --> 00:39:05,885 ♪ Everywhere we go ♪ 621 00:39:05,968 --> 00:39:08,679 VONDA: ♪ Choirs singing carols ♪ 622 00:39:08,763 --> 00:39:11,432 ♪ Right outside my door ♪ 623 00:39:11,515 --> 00:39:13,726 It just kills me I can't get close to her mother. 624 00:39:13,809 --> 00:39:17,104 Her mother's getting married, Richard. You're just gonna have to deal. 625 00:39:17,188 --> 00:39:20,149 I can deal with her getting married. It's the idea she plans to be faithful. 626 00:39:20,232 --> 00:39:22,318 Where's the hope in that, I ask you? 627 00:39:22,401 --> 00:39:25,321 ♪ That's what Christmas means to me, my love ♪ 628 00:39:25,404 --> 00:39:27,323 ♪ That's what Christmas means to me, my love ♪ 629 00:39:27,406 --> 00:39:28,866 ♪ Oh, yeah, ha ♪♪ 630 00:39:35,998 --> 00:39:39,502 We come here tonight to celebrate the birth of Christ. 631 00:39:39,585 --> 00:39:43,506 To rejoice in the spirit of the Lord. 632 00:39:43,589 --> 00:39:47,968 And to celebrate love itself. 633 00:39:50,012 --> 00:39:54,308 Hatred took the life of a woman I cherished. 634 00:39:54,392 --> 00:39:57,645 And in so many ways, 635 00:39:57,728 --> 00:40:00,231 I felt that the... 636 00:40:00,314 --> 00:40:03,359 soul of humanity had been murdered. 637 00:40:03,442 --> 00:40:07,780 But then so many of you proved to me, 638 00:40:07,863 --> 00:40:11,742 as long as humanity resides in our hearts, 639 00:40:11,826 --> 00:40:14,829 it is truly immortal. 640 00:40:21,710 --> 00:40:25,089 I promised my son-- he's here tonight-- 641 00:40:25,172 --> 00:40:27,925 to try to climb back in the saddle, as well. 642 00:40:28,008 --> 00:40:31,720 He said to me, "Dad, get me up there quick," while's he's able. 643 00:40:32,888 --> 00:40:37,017 So... my son. 644 00:40:39,103 --> 00:40:42,106 ♪♪ (piano plays) 645 00:40:55,119 --> 00:40:58,789 (softly) ♪ Who can say for certain ♪ 646 00:40:58,873 --> 00:41:01,542 ♪ Maybe you're still here ♪ 647 00:41:01,625 --> 00:41:05,838 ♪ I feel you all around me ♪ 648 00:41:05,921 --> 00:41:10,426 ♪ Your memory so clear ♪ 649 00:41:10,509 --> 00:41:14,263 ♪ Deep in the stillness ♪ 650 00:41:14,346 --> 00:41:17,975 ♪ I can hear you speak ♪ 651 00:41:18,058 --> 00:41:21,812 ♪ You're still an inspiration ♪ 652 00:41:21,896 --> 00:41:24,815 ♪ Can it be ♪ 653 00:41:24,899 --> 00:41:27,610 ♪ That you are ♪ 654 00:41:27,693 --> 00:41:33,782 ♪ My forever love ♪ 655 00:41:33,866 --> 00:41:37,453 ♪ And you are watching over me ♪ 656 00:41:37,536 --> 00:41:42,583 ♪ From up above ♪ 657 00:41:42,666 --> 00:41:46,462 ♪ Are you gently sleeping ♪ 658 00:41:46,545 --> 00:41:50,257 ♪ Here inside my dream ♪ 659 00:41:50,341 --> 00:41:54,053 ♪ And isn't faith believing ♪ 660 00:41:54,136 --> 00:41:58,098 ♪ All power can't be seen ♪ 661 00:41:58,182 --> 00:42:01,810 ♪ As my heart holds you ♪ 662 00:42:01,894 --> 00:42:05,397 ♪ Just one beat away ♪ 663 00:42:05,481 --> 00:42:08,859 ♪ I cherish all you gave me ♪ 664 00:42:08,943 --> 00:42:11,862 ♪ Every day ♪ 665 00:42:11,946 --> 00:42:15,866 ♪ 'Cause you are my ♪ 666 00:42:15,950 --> 00:42:19,912 ♪ Forever love ♪ 667 00:42:19,995 --> 00:42:23,499 ♪ Watching me ♪ 668 00:42:23,582 --> 00:42:27,419 ♪ From up above ♪ 669 00:42:27,503 --> 00:42:31,382 ♪ And I believe ♪ 670 00:42:31,465 --> 00:42:35,344 ♪ That angels breathe ♪ 671 00:42:35,427 --> 00:42:38,889 ♪ And that love will live on ♪ 672 00:42:38,973 --> 00:42:44,019 ♪ And never leave ♪ 673 00:42:44,103 --> 00:42:47,273 ♪ Fly me up ♪ 674 00:42:47,356 --> 00:42:49,358 ♪ To where you are ♪ 675 00:42:49,441 --> 00:42:53,445 ♪ Beyond the distant star ♪ 676 00:42:54,822 --> 00:42:58,075 ♪ I wish upon tonight ♪ 677 00:42:58,158 --> 00:43:02,454 ♪ To see you smile ♪ 678 00:43:02,538 --> 00:43:05,416 ♪ If only for a while ♪ 679 00:43:05,499 --> 00:43:09,920 ♪ To know you're there ♪ 680 00:43:10,004 --> 00:43:13,340 ♪ A breath away's not far ♪ 681 00:43:13,424 --> 00:43:20,014 ♪ To where you are ♪ 682 00:43:21,098 --> 00:43:24,268 ♪ I know you're there ♪ 683 00:43:25,686 --> 00:43:29,023 ♪ A breath away's not far ♪ 684 00:43:29,106 --> 00:43:36,071 ♪ To where you are ♪♪ 685 00:44:22,493 --> 00:44:23,952 {\an8}WOMAN: You stinker! 55448

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