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[Screaming, Gasping]
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The problem is you're all trying
to meet men in the workplace.
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-It can never happen.
-Why is that?
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Because, at work, you're all strong,
smart, independent.
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Guys ultimately don't want equals.
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If you want to meet a man,
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you gotta be open to it at places like
bars, where they feel dominant.
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{\an8}-Look at the idiots you meet.
-They're all idiots at night, Nelle.
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{\an8}It's because they're controlled by--
what do you call it?
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Dumbstick. I'm trying to watch.
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We're talking about Ally's failedrelationships.
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I would think
you would be interested.
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Oh, please. Ally can only love somebody
who makes her miserable.
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Brian was too nice.[Gasps]
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He's got a knife. He's gonna stick it
in her sternum.
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That is so unfair. With Brian,it was just a lack of passion.
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We loved each other,but it was almost--
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It was almost as if it wastoo comfortable in a way.
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Maybe there wassomething missing--
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that thing that happens when two people
look into each other's eyes.
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That-That--That thing.
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[All Screaming]
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[Laughing]
Let me rewind.
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We can watch itin slow motion.
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I don't wanna see a stabbing
in slow motion.
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If you're gonna be poopers, we might as
well talk about Ally.
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Oh, thank you, Ling,
but I'm actually doing good.
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Come on. You're crushed.
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That's why we organized this stupid
slumber party to begin with--
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to cheer you up.
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-Hey. Ling.
-Psycho.
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You think that I am a desperate person,
don't you?
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Ally. You're all desperate.
Five gorgeous women, Halloween night.
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Parties all over town, you're dateless.That's pathetic.
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You're lonely, desperate women.
Why can't you just admit it?
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-You're here. What are you?
-I have my Richard.
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-[Janet Leigh Screaming]-♪♪ [Slashing Violins]
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{\an8}♪ I've been downdown, down ♪
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{\an8}♪ I've been down this road ♪
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{\an8}♪ Walkin' the linethat's painted by pride ♪
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{\an8}♪ And I have made mistakesin my life ♪
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{\an8}♪ That I just can't hide ♪
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{\an8}♪ Oh, I believe I am ready ♪
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{\an8}♪ For what love has to bringYeah ♪
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{\an8}♪ I got myself together, yeah ♪
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{\an8}♪ Now I'm ready to sing ♪
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{\an8}♪ I've been searchingmy soul tonight ♪
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{\an8}♪ I know there'sso much more to life ♪
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{\an8}♪ Now I knowI can shine a light ♪
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{\an8}♪ To find my way back home ♪
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{\an8}-♪ Oh ♪
-♪ Hoo, hoo ♪
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{\an8}♪ Baby, yeah ♪
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{\an8}-♪ Hoo, hoo ♪
-♪ Oh, yeah ♪♪
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{\an8}Okay, first up,
before we start--
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{\an8}Ally, let me say,
speaking for the firm,
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{\an8}our condolences
over things with Brian.
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{\an8}-We're all here for you.
-Thank you, Richard. I'm--
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{\an8}-I'm fine.
-Oh, excellent.
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{\an8}Uh, moving on.
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{\an8}John, Nelle going up against Renee
and Georgia--exciting.
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{\an8}Will the client be coming here
first before trial?
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No. Too bad. We're meeting her
at the courthouse.
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I'm not comfortable with you being
attracted to her, Richard.
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-Oh. Uh, John is.
-I am not. I'm her attorney.
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My relationship with her
is purely professional.
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My mistake. Uh--
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{\an8}I have another announcement.
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{\an8}-[Others Mutter]
-Good Lord. Oh, no.
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{\an8}I am calling to order
the first meeting...
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{\an8}of the Cage and Fish Women's Bar
Association in my office at 11:00.
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Wait, wait, wait. What's this about--E.R.A., Title IX? Douche--
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-Oh!
-I--
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Ally? Brianis in your office.
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Uh-oh.
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{\an8}-Brian.
-I'm sorry to intrude. I--
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{\an8}I'm also sorry
for losing my temper...
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{\an8}and-and for some
of the things I said.
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{\an8}-You were hurt.
-I was also confused, which I remain.
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{\an8}-Is there somebody else?
-No.
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{\an8}-Then I don't get it.
-It just isn't you, Brian.
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{\an8}I mean, for a while,
I really thought that it was, but--
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{\an8}Aren't you afraid
of ending up alone?
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{\an8}I'm more afraid of ending up
with the wrong person.
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{\an8}Ally, despite
what your mother may have told you,
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{\an8}when it's right,
you don't always know.
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{\an8}But when it isn't,
you do.
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{\an8}I don't mean any disrespect,
but I really do want a woman lawyer--
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{\an8}only a woman.
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{\an8}Well, Ling will
handle the case, but--[Stammers]
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{\an8}As senior partner,
I really should--
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{\an8}It's just that
this is really sensitive.
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{\an8}Uh, well, let me
assure you, Cindy,
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{\an8}-confidentiality is--is everything here.
-[Water Pouring Loudly]
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{\an8}Uh, nothing
leaves this room.
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{\an8}Well, the company
I worked for,
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{\an8}they require every employee to take a
physical exam for insurance purposes,
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{\an8}which I think is an invasion
of privacy, so I refused.
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{\an8}I was even willing to notbe covered by their insurance,
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{\an8}but that, I guess, made them suspicious,and they insisted that I take the exam.
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{\an8}And when I wouldn't,
they fired me.
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Now, if you don't mind
my asking,
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what's the big problem
with taking a physical?
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Do you have some disease?
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No. I do not have a disease.
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-Yeah, well--Well?
-[Loud Scribbling]
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This is the sensitive part.
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Cindy, if we're to help you,
we sorta need to know the truth.
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Plus, as Richard says, everything you say
to us, we keep confidential.
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We understand the delicacy
of a person's privacy.
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Mm-hmm.
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Well, um, see--
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I'm really a man.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I'm so--
I'm so sorry.
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How could you be a man? You look so
beautiful.
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And-And feminine.
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I've been on estrogen
a long time.
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This is my real hair.
My breasts are real too.
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-They are?
-Yes.
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Can I touch them?
So--They're evidence.
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I can spot a he/she a mile away.
There is no way.
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The shots and the pills
have softened my voice.
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I don't grow facial hair.
My skin is soft.
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I am a woman
in almost every way...
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except the one that would be discovered
if I had to take that physical.
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Oh, so you have a--Wow.
[Chuckles]
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Whoa. She's got a--
[Chuckles]
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Is this the sensitivity
you spoke of?
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Oh, no, no, no. I'm sorry.
It's just not every day...
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you meet, uh, such
a beautiful... woman.
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-Oh, with her very own dumbstick.
-Forget it.
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No, no, no, no. Cindy. Cindy. No, no, no.
You know, you've told us.
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The worst part is over. You might as well
let us help you.
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Can you?
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How long have you worked
for Myra Robbins?
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Almost three years before,
well, that night.
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Why don't you tell usabout that night, Chris.
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It was a late one.
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We were trying to finish these plans we
were on a clock to complete.
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I'm sure it was after midnight.
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We were sitting side by side, and, well,her arm kind of brushed mine.
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It could have been
completely inadvertent,
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but, with Myra, nothingwas ever really inadvertent.
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Can you describewhat you mean by that?
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Well, Myra Robbins
is a gifted architect.
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She is also an unabashed
sexual predator.
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-Objection.
-It's a lay opinion, Judge.
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I object to that as well.
Counsel should refrain from commentary.
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All right. The objection is overruled.Let's move it along.
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-What happened next, Chris?
-Well, as I said, her arm brushed mine.
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And when she brushes an arm,
it's with sexual intent.
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Objection.
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Just tell us what happened
after she brushed your arm.
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Well, I looked at her.
There was--
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I was feeling a little...
chemistry.
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She, uh, then brought her handto my, uh--
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my, uh--
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[Clears Throat]
groin area.
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She began to fondle me a little,and I, well--I--
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[High-pitched Shriek]
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I apologize.
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-What happened then, Chris?
-We made love.
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-Right there in the office?
-Right there.
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Then about a month later,
she again wanted to have relations.
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I felt this pressure. It became impossiblefor me to work.
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-So you left.
-Yes.
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-The sex you did have was consensual.
-Yes. I don't deny that.
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Well, in fact, once she touched you...
where she touched you,
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you then became the aggressor,
didn't you?
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I feel it was pretty mutual.
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Mutual? Did any
of your clothes get torn?
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-Objection.
-Sustained.
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She didn't threaten
to fire you, did she?
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No. But I just felt pressure.
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-Too have sex with her.
-That's right.
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-How awful.
-[Together] Objection.
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Suppose I were interested.
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-Would you sue me?
-[Together] Objection.
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What we'll do is go in and get an
injunction.
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In open court?
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No one will have to hear about your
penis.
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Shh!
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Richard!
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[Whispering] No. We'll just
argue your right to privacy,
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claiming these mandatory insurance
physicals are an invasion of that right.
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Are you sure?
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I'm not sure we'll win,
but we can fight the battle...
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-without mentioning your-your--
-Its dicky.
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Ling. Excuse me.
The meeting is starting.
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I'll see you in court.
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-Hello.
-Hello.
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-I'm very nervous about this.
-Oh, trust us.
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Uh, this kind of subject matter,
it's why I got into law.
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I was thinking about our little discussion
last night,
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and I began to agree
with Ling.
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-We're pathetic.
-Why are we pathetic?
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Because, Renee,
we all agree...
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that a personal life is more important
than a professional life,
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and yet we devote every single waking
moment to work--either here or home.
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I mean, how can we possibly expect to have
the same kind of success personally...
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that we do professionally when we don't
put in a fraction of the time or effort?
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Well, I don't prioritize a personal life.
I don't even want one.
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You can't sour on men, Nelle,
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just because of one bad relationship
with a funny little man.
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It's not that. I mean--
[Sighs]
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What's the goal--
to get married? Yuck.
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Half of them end in divorce.
The other half end up with children.
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Is that what we want--to have our breastsswell up with milk...
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so some crying, sniveling baby
can suck them dry?
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So they'll sag in perpetuity like two bigwet mounds of tissue with nipples...
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with no hintof their original character.
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This meeting isn't about
motherhood, Nelle.
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It's about recognizing...
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life is a little more rich
with a partner.
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I don't agree
it needs to be a man.
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Women make better partners for everythingexcept for sex.
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-And as for sex--yuck.
-What's your point, Ally?
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My point is, if we really are serious
about taking control of our lives,
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we have to become proactive
in finding a life partner.
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A plan--do you
have one or not?
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Not-Not exactly yet.
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We want to meet
good, eligible men.
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Now, I thought what I would do is go talk
to a good, eligible man...
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and try to ascertain how he would go about
meeting smart, eligible women.
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Do you know an eligible man,
and, if so,
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why aren't you throwing yourself at him
as we speak?
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Although he's not
my type,
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Mark Albert is eligible
and seemingly normal.
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-Let me pick his brain.
-Oh, please.
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I'll talk to Mark.
We'll reconvene,
230
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and we are resolved
to becoming proactive.
231
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Meeting adjourned.
232
00:11:46,914 --> 00:11:48,916
-[Stammers]
-Richard.
233
00:11:48,999 --> 00:11:51,544
I fell.
I couldn't right myself. Hi.
234
00:11:51,627 --> 00:11:55,631
Uh, Ling, Snapple, I am not comfortable
with you being part of a manhunt.
235
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:58,384
Don't worry, Richard. I won't be looking
for anyone like you.
236
00:11:58,467 --> 00:12:00,886
[Chokes]
237
00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:03,472
Ally, I'm surprised at you. I thought you
said you didn't need a man.
238
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:06,600
-I don't.
-Well, then, what's this about?
239
00:12:06,684 --> 00:12:09,019
I want one.
240
00:12:12,314 --> 00:12:15,276
I like that.
Yeah.
241
00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:18,237
Mmm.
242
00:12:25,077 --> 00:12:27,580
[Water Running]
243
00:12:32,501 --> 00:12:34,795
-Hi.
-Hello.
244
00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:37,798
I'm Mark Albert.
I'm one of the lawyers here.
245
00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:39,800
-Cindy McCauliff.
-I know.
246
00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:41,844
Richard told me
about your thing.
247
00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:46,348
Oh. Mark, hi.
Hello.
248
00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:51,103
When you, um, get a second,could I talk to you later?
249
00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:52,980
Sure.
250
00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:57,693
-Richard told you about my what?
-Your case.
251
00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:00,654
I admire your testosterone,
taking a stand like this.
252
00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:03,574
-What's wrong?
-What else did Richard tell you?
253
00:13:03,657 --> 00:13:06,368
That's all. That, and you're opposed
to mandatory physicals.
254
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:09,997
Right. So now you're suddenly
in here saluting me.
255
00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:12,416
-Somehow I doubt that.
-[Chuckling]
256
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:15,544
All right. You busted me. I don't care
anything about your case.
257
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,254
I'm really just here
'cause I'm curious.
258
00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:19,256
Let me tell you something
about curiosity.
259
00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:21,675
Are you seeing anyone?
260
00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:24,428
I beg your pardon?
261
00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:27,014
I know I shouldn't
be hitting on you.
262
00:13:27,097 --> 00:13:29,767
You're a client of the firm,
but you're just so cute.
263
00:13:29,850 --> 00:13:33,479
-And what can I say? I'm a man.
-[Door Opens]
264
00:13:33,562 --> 00:13:35,648
Cindy, come on.
We gotta run.
265
00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:39,109
-[Door Closes]
-Can I call you?
266
00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:40,820
I don't think
that's a good idea.
267
00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:43,364
Where does that fall
between yes and no?
268
00:13:43,447 --> 00:13:46,075
I have a court appointment.
269
00:13:48,285 --> 00:13:51,497
-I forgot my bag.
-[Toilet Flushes]
270
00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:57,378
How'd I just do?
271
00:13:57,461 --> 00:13:59,839
Mark, if a girl doesn't
say no, it's yes.
272
00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:02,341
Pursue.
273
00:14:02,424 --> 00:14:05,010
He's extremely attractive.
274
00:14:05,094 --> 00:14:07,763
We were working long hours
in very close proximity.
275
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,182
I also sensed that hewas attracted to me.
276
00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:12,476
Um, how-how did you
sense that?
277
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:15,563
-He's male.
-Yes, uh, Ms. Robbins.
278
00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:18,858
Uh, so what happened?You were attracted to him.
279
00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:22,361
You sensed he was male, and you just
decided to have sex with me?
280
00:14:22,444 --> 00:14:25,072
[Stammers]
Uh, him.
281
00:14:25,155 --> 00:14:28,826
With that man. Him.
Okay. Let me rephrase.
282
00:14:28,909 --> 00:14:32,788
We were two consenting adults
acting out a very horny moment.
283
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,040
[Squeaky Voice] Did you ever
put pressure--
284
00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:38,919
[Clears Throat]
on him to have re--
285
00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:41,505
with--relations
with you again?
286
00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:43,799
I let him know
the opportunity was there.
287
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:46,886
But I certainly never put pressure on him.
Then, all of a sudden, he quit.
288
00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:50,514
Well, do you think he did so
to make a financial killing...
289
00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:53,058
by exploiting these absurdsexual harassment laws?
290
00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:55,019
-[Together] Objection!
-Withdrawn.
291
00:14:55,102 --> 00:14:59,982
Now, Ms. Robbins, you heard the plaintifftalk about this terrible pressure.
292
00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:03,819
And that's ridiculous. My firm is not a
sexually charged arena in any way.
293
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,654
It's about the work.
294
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:09,491
I let him know I was interested.He said he wasn't.
295
00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:11,869
Work went on,
and then he quit.
296
00:15:11,952 --> 00:15:15,831
Have you ever had relations with any other
assistants who worked for you?
297
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:16,874
Two.
298
00:15:16,957 --> 00:15:19,335
So you've had affairs with
three different assistants?
299
00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:21,170
That's a pretty high rate,
don't you think?
300
00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:23,797
Not really, considering,
since I was about 16,
301
00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:26,175
almost every man I've ever met
has wanted to sleep with me.
302
00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:27,676
And you're proud of that.
303
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,721
I'm proud that I've never
used it as currency, yes.
304
00:15:30,804 --> 00:15:33,724
But when I meet a man who I want to be
with, I have no problem asking--
305
00:15:33,807 --> 00:15:36,185
just like I've been askedthousands of times.
306
00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:39,730
And just like I've been free to say no all
those times, so are they.
307
00:15:39,813 --> 00:15:42,149
Your Honor, that was
an excellent response.
308
00:15:42,232 --> 00:15:44,985
I'd like my client to repeat it in case
any of the jurors missed it.
309
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,449
Uh, withdrawn.
310
00:15:50,532 --> 00:15:52,868
So, Ms. Robbins, aspresident of your firm,
311
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:56,580
you see no problem with making sexual
advances to assistants,
312
00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:59,375
secretaries, employees.
313
00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:02,461
I see a problem
with coercion, yes.
314
00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:05,381
With making an advance, no.
315
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:10,052
You were brilliant, and I think the jury
was completely with you.
316
00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:12,096
Excuse me.
That was not brilliant.
317
00:16:12,179 --> 00:16:14,473
She testified she has no problem making
sexual advances to her employees.
318
00:16:14,556 --> 00:16:15,391
That's what this whole case--
319
00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:18,060
That doesn't mean they're harassed
as a matter of law.
320
00:16:18,143 --> 00:16:21,897
John, I realize you're drawn to her, but
you've got to be a good lawyer here.
321
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,650
-I am being a good lawyer.
-Her testimony made their case.
322
00:16:24,733 --> 00:16:28,028
And it was negligent of you not to prepare
her better. I'm sorry.
323
00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:30,781
This--
324
00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:33,534
This case is going exactly the way
I want it to,
325
00:16:33,617 --> 00:16:36,245
and I don't appreciate you talking to me
like that in front of the bosom--
326
00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:38,580
[Stammering]
cli-cli--
327
00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:40,708
"Coney Islands."
The client.
328
00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:44,545
John. They are trying to make her out
as a sexual predator.
329
00:16:44,628 --> 00:16:47,172
She just declared herself
to be one.
330
00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:49,883
Now, good lawyering at this point would
be trying to settle.
331
00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:52,720
If you'll excuse me, Myra.
332
00:16:54,596 --> 00:16:57,224
-[Door Closes]
-Nelle thinks we should settle.
333
00:16:57,307 --> 00:16:59,518
Is she right?
334
00:16:59,601 --> 00:17:02,271
Uh, strictly under the law,
our case--
335
00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:04,940
I mean about you
being drawn to me.
336
00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:09,486
Are you?
337
00:17:12,614 --> 00:17:14,783
There's nothing wrong
in admitting it, John.
338
00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:18,537
Perhaps nothing futile
in it either.
339
00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:22,875
When I brushed your arm
in the courtroom,
340
00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:25,085
were you wondering
whether it was inadvertent?
341
00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:28,547
[Squeaky Voice]
I think we should concentrate--
342
00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:31,383
[Clears Throat]
343
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:33,844
I think we should
concentrate on the case.
344
00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:38,640
[Sighs]
Okay.
345
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:44,521
Your Honor, the Bill of Rights guaranteesevery person the right to privacy.
346
00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:46,482
Not to mention, she has
a Second Amendment right...
347
00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:48,484
to defend herselfagainst those companies...
348
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:50,235
that want to conductunreasonable searches...
349
00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:52,654
in violation of the Fourth Amendment
under the pretext of a physical.
350
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:55,240
And I'll exercise my First Amendment
to say so.
351
00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:58,952
First, Second and Fourth.
It's all there, Judge.
352
00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:01,371
What the hell
are you talking about?
353
00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:04,249
-Your Honor, I think I can interpret.
-Why would you want to?
354
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:05,709
You represent the other side.
355
00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:07,795
I realize that, but I've been
up against Mr. Fish before.
356
00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:10,631
Experience tells me the more you actuallyunderstand what he's saying,
357
00:18:10,714 --> 00:18:11,507
the better my chances.
358
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:13,258
Ob-Objection.
Move for cause.
359
00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:17,054
Your Honor, an employer can't force a
person to take a physical...
360
00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:19,056
if she's willing
to waive insurance.
361
00:18:19,139 --> 00:18:22,392
Have you taken an insurance physical?
It's "Say ‘ah' and cough."
362
00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:24,144
If she doesn't want
the insurance--
363
00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:26,230
Which means she obviously
has something to hide.
364
00:18:26,313 --> 00:18:29,358
Even if that were the case,
it's her, uh, thing to hide.
365
00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:32,152
Which I'm not saying she has a thing, I
mean, to hide.
366
00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:36,156
I'm saying, even if she did, uh,Fourth Amendment, Judge. Cause.
367
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:40,536
Look, if she wants to waive insurance,you can't force her.
368
00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:42,162
I'm granting the injunction.
369
00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:44,623
Your Honor, I'm sure
Mr. Fish has more to say.
370
00:18:44,706 --> 00:18:47,918
Thank you.
The problem, Your Honor--
371
00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:51,171
-As technology continues to improve--
-Mr. Fish.
372
00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:52,881
You've won.
373
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,883
Oh. Excellent.
374
00:18:56,593 --> 00:19:00,013
-Eligible men?
-Yeah. Where do they go to meet women?
375
00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:02,766
Well, the Neanderthals,
they just wanna meet models.
376
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:06,687
As for the educated professionals,
they just wanna meet models.
377
00:19:06,770 --> 00:19:09,982
-All men wanna meet models?
-It's the image.
378
00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:13,277
They're tall, sophisticated, beautiful.
They don't speak.
379
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:16,613
-Are you playing with me again?
-Actually, no.
380
00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:19,741
A friend of mine owns a bar.
Twice a year, he has Models Night.
381
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:23,704
Place is packed with men. The only problem
is the models never show.
382
00:19:23,787 --> 00:19:25,873
The don't wanna compete with each other.
No women try to compete.
383
00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:27,958
So there's roomful of men,
and it's a total bust.
384
00:19:28,041 --> 00:19:31,044
Thank you, Mark. That was a lovely story.
None of it was helpful.
385
00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:33,505
-[Gasps]
-What?
386
00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:36,258
-What a perfect idea.
-[Elevator Bell Dings]
387
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:42,598
-I won. Easy. Snap.
-Congratulations.
388
00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:44,308
I used that amendment thingy.
What was it?
389
00:19:44,391 --> 00:19:45,225
The Constitution.
390
00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:48,187
Right. We're going down to the bar--
little celebration. You wanna join us?
391
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:52,274
-Sure.
-Actually, it's been a long day.
392
00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:55,360
Mmm. Nonsense. Let me check my messages.
Then we'll go.
393
00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:57,529
Hang on to her, Mark.
Don't let her get away.
394
00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:09,124
♪♪ [Pop: Up Tempo]
395
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:12,252
[Renee] ♪ Wanted, young mansingle and free ♪
396
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,798
♪ Experience in lovepreferred ♪
397
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:19,343
♪ But will accepta young trainee ♪
398
00:20:19,426 --> 00:20:23,764
[Renee, Vonda] ♪ Oh, gonna put it
in the want ads ♪
399
00:20:23,847 --> 00:20:25,807
♪ I need a love
that's true ♪
400
00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:28,644
♪ Gonna put it
in the want ads ♪
401
00:20:28,727 --> 00:20:32,147
♪ My man and I are through ♪
402
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,524
-Models Night?
-I arranged it with the bar owner.
403
00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:35,442
Tomorrow night.
404
00:20:35,525 --> 00:20:37,778
-How did you do that?
-Our firm does so much business here.
405
00:20:37,861 --> 00:20:40,113
-Plus, he thought it was a great idea.
-So, what,
406
00:20:40,197 --> 00:20:43,158
the models attract the men, but then there
won't be any models?
407
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,994
They never show. According to Mark,
no women do.
408
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:48,747
It's only guys...
and us.
409
00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:51,291
Don't you feel ridiculous stooping to
something like this?
410
00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:53,293
-I'm for it.
-What a shock.
411
00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:55,629
You probably bought
new knee pads.
412
00:20:55,712 --> 00:20:58,882
Georgia. You haven't weighed in yet.
Are you back out there looking?
413
00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:02,844
Ally, I started to look while I was still
married. That's how I met your father.
414
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:04,638
Oh, yeah.
[Chuckles]
415
00:21:04,721 --> 00:21:06,765
Thank you for reminding me.
416
00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:09,226
-[Mark Laughing]
-You just don't give up, do you?
417
00:21:09,309 --> 00:21:12,854
I would if you said no, but so far all I'm
getting is reservation.
418
00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:17,609
What's the most important
thing to you in a relationship?
419
00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:19,778
[Chuckles] You have to at least
dance with me once...
420
00:21:19,861 --> 00:21:23,657
before you get to ask
a question like that.
421
00:21:23,740 --> 00:21:27,286
All right. Let's dance.
422
00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:30,914
♪♪ [Continues, Indistinct]
423
00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:33,792
-What's goin' on here?
-I-I don't know.
424
00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:36,420
You don't suppose
he likes it, do you?
425
00:21:36,503 --> 00:21:41,008
-Her, Richard. Her.
-You know what I meant.
426
00:21:41,091 --> 00:21:45,178
Sexual harassment laws were
designed to protect women.
427
00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:47,055
[Knocking]
428
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:49,641
Myra. Hello. Hi.
429
00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:51,893
Just working
on my closing.
430
00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:56,023
I do it bare breasted--
uh, footed.
431
00:21:56,106 --> 00:22:00,319
John, I--I came to apologize
for being so forward.
432
00:22:00,402 --> 00:22:04,072
-Uh, no. Were you forward?
-Very.
433
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,033
You probably think
I'm some sort of nymph.
434
00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:08,410
[Chuckles]
No, I don't think that.
435
00:22:08,493 --> 00:22:12,998
Actually, I have become rather forward
over the years.
436
00:22:13,081 --> 00:22:16,710
The men that approach me are either wolves
or hockey players.
437
00:22:16,793 --> 00:22:21,715
And, well, the shy ones
that I'm attracted to, uh--
438
00:22:21,798 --> 00:22:25,218
They're intimidated, and--
439
00:22:25,302 --> 00:22:27,554
Well, I never get asked out
by the nice guys.
440
00:22:27,637 --> 00:22:31,391
Uh, well, that's too bad.
441
00:22:31,475 --> 00:22:33,769
I wish I knew some.
I'd introduce you.
442
00:22:33,852 --> 00:22:35,312
I know, um--uh,
443
00:22:35,395 --> 00:22:38,482
this is a professional relationship and
you want to keep it that way.
444
00:22:38,565 --> 00:22:40,525
So I'm--I'm sorry for before.
445
00:22:40,609 --> 00:22:43,987
No, I--It's--
I--Okay, but--
446
00:22:46,656 --> 00:22:49,951
-[Nose Whistles]
-Did you say something?
447
00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:51,703
No. No.
448
00:22:53,663 --> 00:22:56,166
-Good night.
-Good night.
449
00:22:57,709 --> 00:23:00,962
-[Nose Whistles]
-Are you making tea?
450
00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:05,133
No. I'm--Would--
Would you like some tea?
451
00:23:06,802 --> 00:23:09,054
[Nose Whistles]
452
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:14,267
I can see that you're
still a little nervous.
453
00:23:15,852 --> 00:23:17,354
Why don't we, um--
454
00:23:17,437 --> 00:23:21,775
Why don't we just finish the case
and maybe... get tea after?
455
00:23:23,652 --> 00:23:26,154
-Okay. That'd be great.
-Great.
456
00:23:28,615 --> 00:23:30,617
Good night.
457
00:23:40,502 --> 00:23:42,462
I'd really like to get
some of that tea now.
458
00:23:49,594 --> 00:23:51,972
[Vonda]♪ If I were your woman ♪
459
00:23:52,055 --> 00:23:53,974
Can I walk you home?
460
00:23:54,057 --> 00:23:58,270
-Don't push it.
-I'm not asking to come in.
461
00:23:58,353 --> 00:24:00,272
Just to walk you home.
462
00:24:05,193 --> 00:24:07,320
I'm penile psychic.
463
00:24:07,404 --> 00:24:10,198
Something's up, and I'm not talking
about hers.
464
00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:13,076
I--I should tell him. There's one thing
I know about men, Ling.
465
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:15,954
They-They hate
that kind of surprise.
466
00:24:16,037 --> 00:24:18,623
You can't tell, Richard.
We promised her confidentiality.
467
00:24:18,707 --> 00:24:20,750
-Wh-What's your point?
-Richard.
468
00:24:20,834 --> 00:24:23,044
Ling, there's no value to a secret
if you can't repeat it.
469
00:24:23,128 --> 00:24:25,464
Fishism. The woman has a penis.
It's not right.
470
00:24:25,547 --> 00:24:29,176
-You will not say a word.
-But look at them, Ling.
471
00:24:29,259 --> 00:24:32,137
♪ She turns you downdarlin' ♪
472
00:24:32,220 --> 00:24:35,682
-♪ Says you're nothing at all ♪
-[Ikettes] ♪ Nothing at all ♪
473
00:24:35,765 --> 00:24:38,643
-♪ But I pick you up, darlin' ♪
-♪ Pick you up when you fall ♪
474
00:24:38,727 --> 00:24:42,147
-♪ When she lets you fall ♪
-♪ Fall, fall, fall ♪
475
00:24:42,230 --> 00:24:45,400
-♪ You're like a diamond ♪
-♪ Shine ♪
476
00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:48,653
♪ But she treats youlike glass ♪
477
00:24:48,737 --> 00:24:51,740
♪ Yet you beg herto love you ♪♪
478
00:24:56,161 --> 00:24:58,079
-You slept with her?
-Shh!
479
00:24:58,163 --> 00:24:59,623
-Why didn't you call me?
-Richard.
480
00:24:59,706 --> 00:25:03,710
I need you to take this seriously.
I committed an infraction.
481
00:25:03,793 --> 00:25:05,545
She's a client.
It was wrong.
482
00:25:05,629 --> 00:25:06,922
Do you think she'll sleep with you
again?
483
00:25:07,005 --> 00:25:07,881
Richard.
484
00:25:07,964 --> 00:25:10,258
John, what's the problem?
It's why we started our own firm--
485
00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:11,801
to reap the fruits
of our own clients.
486
00:25:11,885 --> 00:25:13,929
-Do you like her?
-Yeah, I think I do.
487
00:25:14,012 --> 00:25:17,307
Then everything's worth it if the heart
says so. Woody Allen-ism. Go to her.
488
00:25:17,390 --> 00:25:20,727
-What's goin' on?
-Uh. Well.
489
00:25:20,810 --> 00:25:22,812
[Together]
Nothing.
490
00:25:25,023 --> 00:25:28,235
-How-How was your night?
-What do you mean?
491
00:25:28,318 --> 00:25:33,323
Well, I mean, you and Cindy seemed a
little tight on the dance floor.
492
00:25:33,406 --> 00:25:35,575
Oh. She's great. I--
493
00:25:36,993 --> 00:25:39,704
-She's great.
-Great?
494
00:25:39,788 --> 00:25:41,706
Mark, y-you know me
when it comes to honesty.
495
00:25:41,790 --> 00:25:44,709
Usually, I'm not for it, but, um--
[Exhales]
496
00:25:44,793 --> 00:25:47,295
-Well, how do I say this?
-Why don't you just say it?
497
00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:49,965
[Exhales] Okay. Uh--
[Clears Throat]
498
00:25:50,048 --> 00:25:54,052
I think it's wrong for you to date Cindy
McCauliff. She's a... client.
499
00:25:54,135 --> 00:25:55,595
The case is over.
500
00:25:55,679 --> 00:25:57,389
Well, yeah, I'm sure
the other side will appeal.
501
00:25:57,472 --> 00:25:59,933
Richard, since when do we have rules
on who we can date?
502
00:26:00,016 --> 00:26:01,101
It seems every time I turn around,
503
00:26:01,184 --> 00:26:02,227
you have your finger in an associate's
knee pit.
504
00:26:02,310 --> 00:26:05,230
A little knee pit's gonna look awfully
good to you once you see--
505
00:26:05,313 --> 00:26:08,275
-See what?
-[Exhales] Mark, it's, uh--
506
00:26:08,358 --> 00:26:10,527
Cindy, she's really a--
507
00:26:10,610 --> 00:26:13,613
-[Elevator Bell Dings]
-virgin.
508
00:26:13,697 --> 00:26:15,907
-Richard, can I ask you something?
-Sure, yeah.
509
00:26:15,991 --> 00:26:18,618
If we were in the unisex having the same
exact conversation, what would happen?
510
00:26:18,702 --> 00:26:21,788
Oh, that's easy. I'd turn around
and Cindy'd be standing there.
511
00:26:21,871 --> 00:26:26,376
-Flush, flush.
-[Exhales] Cindy. Hey. Hi.
512
00:26:28,003 --> 00:26:30,547
-How dare you!
-I didn't tell him.
513
00:26:30,630 --> 00:26:32,924
You were about to.
514
00:26:34,342 --> 00:26:36,344
-No, no, no. I was just--
-You had no right.
515
00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:37,262
Mark is a friend of mine.
516
00:26:37,345 --> 00:26:40,307
I've had boyfriends before.
Things have been just fine.
517
00:26:40,390 --> 00:26:43,268
They have? But--How?
518
00:26:45,478 --> 00:26:48,773
-I tell them I'm Catholic.
-I'm confused.
519
00:26:48,857 --> 00:26:50,817
Catholic girls have penises?
'Cause I thought--
520
00:26:50,900 --> 00:26:52,611
I tell them I'm against
premarital sex.
521
00:26:52,694 --> 00:26:55,488
Nah. I'm still confused.
What other kind of sex is there?
522
00:26:55,572 --> 00:26:57,699
Never mind.
523
00:26:57,782 --> 00:27:01,202
No, no. Cindy. Cindy, Cindy.
Look, you're a client.
524
00:27:01,286 --> 00:27:03,538
I gave you my word I wouldn't tell,
and I'll honor that.
525
00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:06,708
But Mark's a friend. It's difficult for me
to sit back and watch him get hurt.
526
00:27:06,791 --> 00:27:08,168
What makes you so damn sure
he'll get hurt?
527
00:27:08,251 --> 00:27:10,378
Oh, no. I'm sure
he'll brag to his buddies,
528
00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:12,047
"With my girlfriend, we can play
jack-in-the-box."
529
00:27:12,130 --> 00:27:13,214
Of course he'll get hurt.
530
00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:16,635
That is why I did not take that physical--
because of that kind of blatant bigotry.
531
00:27:16,718 --> 00:27:18,470
You want to call me a bigot, fine.
532
00:27:18,553 --> 00:27:19,929
Maybe I am, but the issue here is Mark.
533
00:27:20,013 --> 00:27:23,350
-You're misleading him.
-I will tell him when the time comes.
534
00:27:23,433 --> 00:27:25,852
I hope the time comes
before your little secret does,
535
00:27:25,935 --> 00:27:27,646
because guys don't like sleeping
on somebody else's wet spot.
536
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:30,940
-[Loud Clang]
-Ow.
537
00:27:31,024 --> 00:27:32,734
I--I like that.
538
00:27:32,817 --> 00:27:35,654
I will tell him
when I am ready.
539
00:27:35,737 --> 00:27:37,572
You stay the hell
out of it.
540
00:27:39,783 --> 00:27:42,661
-[Door Opens, Closes]
-I like that.
541
00:27:46,581 --> 00:27:49,834
If this were a man pressuringa female employee to have sex,
542
00:27:49,918 --> 00:27:53,338
you would deliberate
for 30 seconds.
543
00:27:53,421 --> 00:27:56,675
Of course it's sexual harassment.
It's textbook.
544
00:27:56,758 --> 00:27:59,928
So why is this different?
545
00:28:00,011 --> 00:28:03,515
Just because the offender
is a woman?
546
00:28:03,598 --> 00:28:06,393
She is asking you to applya double standard.
547
00:28:06,476 --> 00:28:09,604
{\an8}She wants allthe opportunities of a man,
548
00:28:09,688 --> 00:28:11,564
but she doesn't wantto play by the same rules.
549
00:28:11,648 --> 00:28:14,859
Where does it say that,since you're a woman,
550
00:28:14,943 --> 00:28:16,861
you get to break the law?
551
00:28:18,238 --> 00:28:20,031
Why should it be different?
552
00:28:32,293 --> 00:28:34,546
[Shouting]
Because it is different!
553
00:28:37,173 --> 00:28:42,303
Women have been sexually victimized for
hundreds of years. Men haven't.
554
00:28:42,387 --> 00:28:45,306
Men are physically dominant.
Women aren't.
555
00:28:45,390 --> 00:28:49,602
Women battle daily the bigotry of beingreduced to sexual objects.
556
00:28:49,686 --> 00:28:52,439
Men don't.
It's different.
557
00:28:52,522 --> 00:28:54,983
And here's
the other reality.
558
00:28:55,066 --> 00:28:58,236
We may all want to be too politically
correct to admit it,
559
00:28:58,319 --> 00:29:01,072
but when a woman like that
sexually propositions,
560
00:29:01,156 --> 00:29:03,867
a man like me--
uh, him--
561
00:29:06,619 --> 00:29:09,789
Do we really think of him
as harassed?
562
00:29:09,873 --> 00:29:12,667
Did you think that? Were you all going,
"Poor guy"?
563
00:29:12,751 --> 00:29:15,044
Or were you trying to make eye contact
with the defendant,
564
00:29:15,128 --> 00:29:17,046
hoping maybe you'd
get a chance?
565
00:29:17,130 --> 00:29:19,340
It's different.
566
00:29:19,424 --> 00:29:25,013
Sexual harassment law was designed
to protect women. That's a fact.
567
00:29:25,096 --> 00:29:27,932
And now it's being exploited by this man
who wants to get a judgment...
568
00:29:28,016 --> 00:29:30,185
because she slept with him?
569
00:29:30,268 --> 00:29:33,563
Talk about getting to have your pie
and eat it too.
570
00:29:33,646 --> 00:29:37,692
And the reason he's in here rolling thedice with this ridiculous lawsuit...
571
00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:39,903
is because he figures
you'll condemn her,
572
00:29:39,986 --> 00:29:42,655
not because he wasreally harassed.
573
00:29:42,739 --> 00:29:46,409
Please. He knows
you know he wasn't,
574
00:29:46,493 --> 00:29:51,372
but because he also knows sexually forward
women are scorned by this society.
575
00:29:51,456 --> 00:29:56,002
The man is Don Juan.The woman's a slut.
576
00:29:56,085 --> 00:29:58,630
The guy's prolific.
The girl's a tramp.
577
00:29:58,713 --> 00:30:01,883
We do not approve of women
who want sex.
578
00:30:01,966 --> 00:30:04,219
Now, if Hillary Clinton had had a little
session with an intern,
579
00:30:04,302 --> 00:30:06,387
she wouldn't evenbe running next month.
580
00:30:06,471 --> 00:30:09,599
The Democrats would have yanked her outand put in Warren Beatty instead.
581
00:30:09,682 --> 00:30:14,062
This country puts the scarlet letter on
women who lead with their libidos.
582
00:30:14,145 --> 00:30:16,105
We discriminate
against them.
583
00:30:16,189 --> 00:30:19,317
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is just
what he's betting on.
584
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:24,197
He's in here arguing there shouldn't bedouble standards?
585
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:26,241
Ha!
586
00:30:26,324 --> 00:30:28,243
Let me repeat the "ha."
587
00:30:28,326 --> 00:30:30,995
A double standard...
588
00:30:31,079 --> 00:30:33,832
is exactly what he's hoping
you'll apply here.
589
00:30:35,375 --> 00:30:39,546
Yeah. There sits a victim.
590
00:30:42,131 --> 00:30:44,342
Say it with me.
591
00:30:44,425 --> 00:30:46,553
[Jurors]
Please.
592
00:30:53,810 --> 00:30:57,522
[Vonda]♪ Humidity's rising ♪
593
00:30:57,605 --> 00:31:01,234
[Renee]♪ Barometer's getting low ♪
594
00:31:01,317 --> 00:31:03,778
♪ According to all sources ♪
595
00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:07,365
[Together] ♪ The street's
the place to go ♪
596
00:31:07,448 --> 00:31:11,744
♪ 'Cause tonight
for the first time ♪
597
00:31:11,828 --> 00:31:14,789
♪ Just about
half past ten ♪
598
00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:18,334
♪ For the first time
in history ♪
599
00:31:18,418 --> 00:31:22,338
♪ It's gonna start
raining men ♪
600
00:31:22,422 --> 00:31:25,091
♪ It's raining men ♪
601
00:31:25,174 --> 00:31:28,595
♪ HallelujahIt's raining men ♪
602
00:31:28,678 --> 00:31:30,054
♪ Amen ♪
603
00:31:30,138 --> 00:31:33,975
♪ I'm gonna go outand let myself get ♪
604
00:31:34,058 --> 00:31:38,479
♪ Absolutely soakin' wet ♪
605
00:31:38,563 --> 00:31:41,232
♪ It's raining men ♪
606
00:31:41,316 --> 00:31:43,651
♪ Hallelujah
It's raining men ♪
607
00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:46,154
♪ Every specimen ♪
608
00:31:46,237 --> 00:31:50,241
-♪ Tall, blond ♪
-♪ Dark and lean ♪
609
00:31:50,325 --> 00:31:53,745
-♪ Rough and tough and strong and mean ♪
-You smell good.
610
00:31:53,828 --> 00:31:56,539
Ling, honey,
I don't know these people.
611
00:31:56,623 --> 00:31:59,542
Just go with it, Richard. Variety is the
spice of life.
612
00:31:59,626 --> 00:32:02,962
Looks like Mark's in for
a little variety later.
613
00:32:03,046 --> 00:32:06,507
♪ She took from the heavens ♪
614
00:32:06,591 --> 00:32:09,844
♪ And she did
what she had to do ♪
615
00:32:09,928 --> 00:32:12,931
[All] ♪ She brought downthe angels ♪
616
00:32:13,014 --> 00:32:15,683
[Vonda]♪ She rearranged the sky, yeah ♪
617
00:32:15,767 --> 00:32:19,812
[Renee] ♪ So that eachand every woman ♪
618
00:32:19,896 --> 00:32:24,984
[All] ♪ Would findthe perfect guy ♪
619
00:32:25,068 --> 00:32:27,654
-♪ It's raining men ♪
-Ooh, yeah.
620
00:32:27,737 --> 00:32:31,532
♪ HallelujahIt's raining men ♪
621
00:32:31,616 --> 00:32:32,742
♪ Amen ♪
622
00:32:32,825 --> 00:32:35,161
♪ It's raining men ♪
623
00:32:35,244 --> 00:32:38,206
♪ HallelujahIt's raining men ♪
624
00:32:38,289 --> 00:32:40,583
♪ Every specimen ♪
625
00:32:40,667 --> 00:32:43,461
Excuse me. Hello. Hello. Can I
have your attention?
626
00:32:43,544 --> 00:32:46,297
-♪♪ [Band Stops]-[Tapping On Microphone]
627
00:32:46,381 --> 00:32:50,009
-Can I have your attention, please.-[Man] Hey, come on.
628
00:32:50,093 --> 00:32:52,553
-Thank you.-[Man] Yo! What's the deal?
629
00:32:52,637 --> 00:32:55,056
One of my colleagues at work
told me that a few women...
630
00:32:55,139 --> 00:32:58,977
were setting up the pretext of a Models
Night in order to meet men themselves.
631
00:32:59,060 --> 00:33:01,354
Bit on the cheeky side,I thought, but...
632
00:33:01,437 --> 00:33:03,314
seems you're allhaving a grand time.
633
00:33:03,398 --> 00:33:07,318
I think we should thank Ally McBeal,
the organizer of the event.
634
00:33:07,402 --> 00:33:10,530
-Let's hear it for Ally.
-[Applauding, Cheering]
635
00:33:10,613 --> 00:33:12,865
[Cheering Continues]
636
00:33:18,121 --> 00:33:21,874
Truth be told, Ally and I just split upa couple of days ago.
637
00:33:21,958 --> 00:33:25,420
Breaking up can bevery painful,
638
00:33:25,503 --> 00:33:29,382
but I'm happy to see
you're coping, Ally.
639
00:33:31,509 --> 00:33:33,511
Carry on.
640
00:33:46,357 --> 00:33:50,319
[No Audible Dialogue]
641
00:33:59,996 --> 00:34:02,415
John, hi.
642
00:34:02,498 --> 00:34:05,376
Myra. Hey.
643
00:34:05,460 --> 00:34:07,587
I thought we were meeting
at the courthouse.
644
00:34:07,670 --> 00:34:09,505
I was over on this side. I thought we
might walk together.
645
00:34:09,589 --> 00:34:12,592
-Okay, great.
-So, what's your feeling?
646
00:34:12,675 --> 00:34:15,678
-Oh, no, I feel great.
-[Stapler Clacks]
647
00:34:15,762 --> 00:34:19,474
Uh--Yeah. No regrets.
648
00:34:19,557 --> 00:34:21,476
I--[Chuckles]
meant about the verdict.
649
00:34:21,559 --> 00:34:24,270
Oh. Okay, I'm sorry.
650
00:34:24,353 --> 00:34:28,316
Uh, well, on a strict application of the
legals, we're vulnerable,
651
00:34:28,399 --> 00:34:30,568
but the jury seemed
to be with us.
652
00:34:30,651 --> 00:34:34,072
You know, if we win, I know a quiet
little restaurant...
653
00:34:34,155 --> 00:34:36,240
we could go to
to celebrate.
654
00:34:36,324 --> 00:34:38,576
Oh. Actually,
I have a date tonight.
655
00:34:38,659 --> 00:34:41,245
Oh, okay.
You have a date.
656
00:34:41,329 --> 00:34:43,748
But we could do it another time.
I'd love it.
657
00:34:43,831 --> 00:34:47,460
Sure. Okay.
658
00:34:47,543 --> 00:34:50,088
Oh, John. Did you--
659
00:34:52,298 --> 00:34:56,469
No. I--You know, we made love the other
night, and I was just, uh--
660
00:34:56,552 --> 00:34:58,763
You know, was it just S-E-X?
661
00:34:58,846 --> 00:35:02,767
-Uh, yes.
-[Laughs] Okay.
662
00:35:02,850 --> 00:35:04,769
I'm sorry. I--
663
00:35:04,852 --> 00:35:09,440
I really like you and I'm very attracted
to you, but I--
664
00:35:09,524 --> 00:35:11,609
I don't see the two of us
as a couple. Do you?
665
00:35:11,692 --> 00:35:14,821
A couple? No, no.
What, are you kidding?
666
00:35:14,904 --> 00:35:17,532
I'm just, uh--No. I just--
It was a dinner, to celebrate.
667
00:35:17,615 --> 00:35:19,117
I-I thought--
668
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:22,745
John, a woman would be very lucky to
have you.
669
00:35:22,829 --> 00:35:24,789
Well, I--I'm not even
looking for that, Myra.
670
00:35:24,872 --> 00:35:27,250
I was just--
671
00:35:27,333 --> 00:35:29,585
-I just still have some oats to sow--
-[Knocking]
672
00:35:29,669 --> 00:35:33,422
-John? Oh, Myra. Hi.
-Hi, Nelle.
673
00:35:33,506 --> 00:35:36,092
Clerk's office called.
Jury has a verdict.
674
00:35:36,175 --> 00:35:38,386
Let's go then.
Excellent. Okay.
675
00:35:50,064 --> 00:35:53,234
I thought public speaking
made you nervous.
676
00:35:53,317 --> 00:35:55,695
I thought you weren't
a fan of orgies.
677
00:36:00,575 --> 00:36:04,912
The girls and I had a-a--a pajama party
the other night,
678
00:36:04,996 --> 00:36:07,498
ostensibly to cheer me up
after my breakup with you.
679
00:36:07,582 --> 00:36:11,419
And we started to talk about how hard itis to meet men.
680
00:36:11,502 --> 00:36:15,840
And I just got swept up in this proactive,
"take charge of your life" thing,
681
00:36:15,923 --> 00:36:19,510
and that's when I organized
this little, um,
682
00:36:20,887 --> 00:36:23,514
evening out.
683
00:36:23,598 --> 00:36:26,350
I'm not sure that it warranted
your little performance,
684
00:36:26,434 --> 00:36:28,936
but it was...
685
00:36:29,020 --> 00:36:33,149
disrespectful to you
and your feelings,
686
00:36:33,232 --> 00:36:36,152
and I apologize.
687
00:36:36,235 --> 00:36:40,489
We're not together anymore.
You don't owe me any explanations.
688
00:36:41,866 --> 00:36:44,702
True.
689
00:36:44,785 --> 00:36:47,455
But I'm not here trying to wiggle
off the meat hook.
690
00:36:47,538 --> 00:36:49,498
-[Sighs]
-I'm here to say...
691
00:36:49,582 --> 00:36:53,836
that I never meant to trivialize
my relationship with you...
692
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:59,800
or... my love for you.
693
00:37:01,469 --> 00:37:04,138
I think that I was so intent
to look forward...
694
00:37:04,222 --> 00:37:07,683
[Inhales] I didn't realize
that it was because...
695
00:37:07,767 --> 00:37:09,685
I was afraid, in part,
to look back.
696
00:37:13,481 --> 00:37:15,858
What you saw
on the dance floor...
697
00:37:18,069 --> 00:37:20,363
wasn't what
I was feeling inside.
698
00:37:22,073 --> 00:37:24,533
You should know that.
699
00:37:24,617 --> 00:37:26,911
Got it.
700
00:37:28,746 --> 00:37:32,375
Um, bye.
701
00:37:36,796 --> 00:37:39,006
-[Footsteps Receding]
-Bye.
702
00:37:40,424 --> 00:37:43,886
-Has the jury reached its verdict?
-We have, Your Honor.
703
00:37:43,970 --> 00:37:47,723
-What say you?
-In the matter of Melnick versus Robbins,
704
00:37:47,807 --> 00:37:49,100
on the countof sexual harassment,
705
00:37:49,183 --> 00:37:52,395
-we find in favor of the defendant.
-Thank God.
706
00:37:52,478 --> 00:37:54,522
Members of the jury,this completes your service.
707
00:37:54,605 --> 00:37:56,607
You are dismissedwith the thanks of the court.
708
00:37:56,691 --> 00:37:58,401
We're adjourned.
709
00:37:58,484 --> 00:38:02,405
-Thank you all so much.
-I must admit I'm surprised.
710
00:38:05,241 --> 00:38:09,370
So, um, we will get that
celebration dinner some night?
711
00:38:09,453 --> 00:38:12,415
-Absolutely.
-John.
712
00:38:12,498 --> 00:38:14,083
You were fabulous.
713
00:38:14,166 --> 00:38:16,919
Well, I guess the jury
used some common sense.
714
00:38:17,003 --> 00:38:19,755
I meant the other night.
715
00:38:19,839 --> 00:38:21,632
Oh.
[Nose Whistles]
716
00:38:21,716 --> 00:38:25,928
Do you think that maybe, uh, we could
relive our evening together sometime?
717
00:38:29,724 --> 00:38:33,561
I'm not that kind of guy.
718
00:38:33,644 --> 00:38:35,271
Somehow I guessed that.
719
00:38:36,689 --> 00:38:38,232
[Kiss]
720
00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:40,443
Thank you.
721
00:38:49,243 --> 00:38:51,746
♪♪ [Piano: Slow Tempo]
722
00:38:54,248 --> 00:39:01,172
-[Vonda]
-♪ Don't take your love ♪
723
00:39:01,255 --> 00:39:05,676
♪ Away from me ♪
724
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:07,845
♪ Don't you leave my heart ♪
725
00:39:07,928 --> 00:39:12,892
♪ In misery ♪
726
00:39:12,975 --> 00:39:15,519
♪ If you go ♪
727
00:39:15,603 --> 00:39:19,106
♪ Then I'll be blue ♪
728
00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:24,737
♪ 'Cause breaking up
is hard to do ♪
729
00:39:26,197 --> 00:39:29,033
-Can I ask you something?
-Anything.
730
00:39:29,116 --> 00:39:32,661
-What made you attracted to me?
-Well.
731
00:39:33,913 --> 00:39:38,834
I have a thing for beautiful,
complicated women.
732
00:39:38,918 --> 00:39:41,337
-What makes you think I'm complicated?
-A hunch.
733
00:39:47,385 --> 00:39:50,513
Mark, there's something
you should know.
734
00:39:50,596 --> 00:39:54,642
-I have a past.
-We all do.
735
00:39:54,725 --> 00:39:58,187
Yes, but mine's
rather distinguished.
736
00:39:58,270 --> 00:40:00,231
What, you got a criminal record
or something?
737
00:40:00,314 --> 00:40:02,233
[Laughing]
No. But--
738
00:40:02,316 --> 00:40:06,654
But I--I used to be kind of
a different person.
739
00:40:06,737 --> 00:40:11,033
Look, can we just
go out a few times...
740
00:40:11,117 --> 00:40:14,662
before we start revealing
who we used to be?
741
00:40:14,745 --> 00:40:16,872
Yes.
742
00:40:16,956 --> 00:40:19,417
Truth is I like a girl
with a secret or two.
743
00:40:21,794 --> 00:40:23,712
You're gonna love me.
744
00:40:23,796 --> 00:40:27,758
♪ I wish that we weremaking up again ♪
745
00:40:27,842 --> 00:40:32,847
♪ I beg of you ♪
746
00:40:32,930 --> 00:40:35,975
That is so gross.
747
00:40:37,476 --> 00:40:40,521
Richard, if I used
to be a man,
748
00:40:40,604 --> 00:40:42,690
would that change
how you feel about me?
749
00:40:42,773 --> 00:40:45,443
Oh, of course not,
cupcake.
750
00:40:46,777 --> 00:40:48,904
I'd vomit.
751
00:40:48,988 --> 00:40:52,992
♪ Let's start anew ♪
752
00:40:53,075 --> 00:40:57,163
♪ 'Cause breaking upis hard ♪
753
00:40:57,246 --> 00:41:01,250
-♪ To do ♪♪
-[Glass Shatters]
754
00:41:08,924 --> 00:41:12,803
-John.
-Ally. Hi.
755
00:41:15,556 --> 00:41:16,599
Whatcha doin'?
756
00:41:16,682 --> 00:41:18,517
Oh, I'm just--[Exhales]
you know,
757
00:41:18,601 --> 00:41:22,980
collecting errant thoughts
coming down after the trial.
758
00:41:23,063 --> 00:41:25,399
Oh, yeah. Congratulations.
I heard you won.
759
00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:27,735
Yeah. It was pretty routine.
760
00:41:30,362 --> 00:41:32,907
-How about you? You-You doin' okay?
-Yeah.
761
00:41:34,617 --> 00:41:37,703
I miss you,
our talks.
762
00:41:39,330 --> 00:41:41,248
I miss you too.
763
00:41:41,332 --> 00:41:43,250
Well, maybe,
one night this week,
764
00:41:43,334 --> 00:41:45,628
we can just--we can go out
and catch up.
765
00:41:45,711 --> 00:41:49,465
-That would be great.
-Yeah, that's--hat's great.
766
00:41:56,764 --> 00:41:59,308
John?
767
00:41:59,391 --> 00:42:03,229
Do you remember when we danced up here
in the office?
768
00:42:03,312 --> 00:42:05,189
Yes.
769
00:42:05,272 --> 00:42:08,108
Would you dance
with me again?
770
00:42:08,192 --> 00:42:12,488
I'm not sure why, but I just feellike I could use it.
771
00:42:13,197 --> 00:42:17,284
Well, actually,
I could use it too.
772
00:42:26,877 --> 00:42:30,714
[Vonda] ♪ It seems to methat there are more hearts ♪
773
00:42:30,798 --> 00:42:35,636
♪ Broken in the worldthat can't be mended ♪
774
00:42:35,719 --> 00:42:38,847
♪ Left unattended ♪
775
00:42:38,931 --> 00:42:42,184
♪ What do we do ♪
776
00:42:42,268 --> 00:42:44,270
♪ What do we do ♪
777
00:42:44,353 --> 00:42:46,522
[Ally Narrating] I have a friendwho refuses to get a pet...
778
00:42:46,605 --> 00:42:50,693
because he says, in the end,they die and it's just too hard.
779
00:42:50,776 --> 00:42:54,280
Maybe it's the samefor relationships.
780
00:42:54,363 --> 00:42:56,282
[Sighs]I don't know.
781
00:42:59,743 --> 00:43:02,830
♪ And in my hour of need ♪
782
00:43:02,913 --> 00:43:06,208
♪ I truly am indeed ♪
783
00:43:06,292 --> 00:43:11,964
♪ Alone again naturally ♪♪
784
00:43:50,169 --> 00:43:51,253
{\an8}[Woman]You stinker!
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