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Previously on Ally McBeal.
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As a matter of law,
women need protection.
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They are less than.
That's the law.
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And, as lawyers, we must all
come to respect that.
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Are we feeling
any anger, Billy?
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What is your dirtiestlittle fantasy?
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-Getting spanked.
-What?
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To have a manspank me.
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[ Imitates Spanking ]
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Right on my whitelittle bottom.
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-Excuse me?
-Don't get me wrong. You're beautiful.
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This look is great--
on cable.
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-But in a courtroom?
-You male chauvinist, King Kong pig.
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-Oh, I'm a male chauvinist pig?
-The worst kind.
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You disguise yourself as being pro women.
Well, you're not.
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-I have a little surprise for you.
-Oh, you do? What?
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Just look, darling.
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[ Screaming ]
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-What, are you crazy?
-[ Stammering ]
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You hurt me.
What the hell were you thinking?
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-I should call the police.
-[ Stammering ]
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Well-- [ Stammers ] Well, it, um--
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See, it-it, uh--
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It started with these...
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visions.
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Uh, I should say
hallucinations,
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because they definitely
weren't my normal fantasies.
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He would just appear.
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-This Alan person.
-Al.
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First, he was in court.
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He was the judge.
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♪ We've got to keep on-- ♪
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And he just stood up andstarting singing about love.
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Right at me.
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And then he startedappearing in my bedroom.
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-♪ Tomorrow ♪
-And, uh-- And we'd, uh...
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dance.
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And the things he sings.
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[ Exhales ]
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He-- He sings my life.
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And, um, he, uh--
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He, uh--
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♪ I could never see ♪
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♪ Tomorrow ♪
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[ Together ]
♪ I was never told ♪
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♪ About the sorrow ♪
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♪ And ♪♪
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[ Stammers ]
And the problem is, is that I, uh--
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I-I think I've fallen
in love with him.
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-Alan?
-Yes.
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What I'd like to do
is put you on Prozac.
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-What?
-We could start with a lower dose.
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No. I-I'm not
going on Prozac.
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Well, there's no stigma to it, sweetheart.
I'm on it.
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No. It-It's a mind-altering drug.
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Ally--
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You're not well.
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I know how you feel, but I've been
a therapist since before you were born,
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so you're going to have to trust me
when I tell you...
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you won't find happiness
through love,
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or by turning to God.
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It comes in a pill.
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There can even be joy
in the taking.
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Mine comes
in suppository form.
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[ Exhales ]
Gives me a little wriggle.
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[ Giggling ]
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{\an8}♪ I've been down this road ♪
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{\an8}♪ Walkin' the linethat's painted by pride ♪
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{\an8}♪ And I have made mistakesin my life ♪
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{\an8}♪ That I just can't hide ♪
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{\an8}♪ Oh, I believe I am ready ♪
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{\an8}♪ For what love has to bringYeah, yeah ♪
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{\an8}♪ I got myself together ♪
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{\an8}♪ Now I'm ready to sing ♪
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{\an8}♪ I've been searchingmy soul tonight ♪
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{\an8}♪ I know there'sso much more to life ♪
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{\an8}♪ Now I knowI can shine a light ♪
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{\an8}♪ To find my way back home ♪
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{\an8}♪ Oh ♪
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{\an8}♪ Baby, yeah ♪
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{\an8}♪ Oh, yeah ♪♪
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{\an8}Last up, Kirby Gallin,son of Walter Gallin.
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{\an8}Suspended from school
for sexual a-assault.
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{\an8}-His dad wants the suspension rescinded.
-What kind of sexual assault?
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{\an8}He kissed a coed, evidently against
her will. Uh, Billy?
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{\an8}-10:00?
-I can't.
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{\an8}I have a meeting
already scheduled this morning.
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{\an8}-Really? Not on my calendar.
-Well, it's on mine.
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{\an8}-I can't do it.
-John, falls to you then.
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{\an8}Nelle, second chair.
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{\an8}That's all. Off we go.
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{\an8}-What's this meeting?
-Oh, it's just a meeting.
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{\an8}Does everybody have
to know my schedule?
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{\an8}[ Chuckles ]
How about your wife?
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{\an8}Potential new client.
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{\an8}I agree with you.He's lying.
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{\an8}-I'll take your side, if you want.
-Thank you, Elaine.
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{\an8}John? John? John?
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{\an8}H-Have you, um--
[ Clears Throat ]
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{\an8}Have you, um,
been to see...
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{\an8}Tracy's sub at all
since she's been gone?
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{\an8}-Dr. Flott?
-Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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{\an8}-Wh-What do you think?
-She's quite good, actually.
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{\an8}-She cuts right to the problem.
-[ Smacks Lips ] Psst.
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{\an8}John, she wants to put me
on an antidepressant.
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{\an8}-Oh.
-Oh?
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{\an8}That's it? That's all
you have to say? "Oh"?
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{\an8}[ Stammers ]
It's about time?
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{\an8}You think I should be
on medication?
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{\an8}Ally, you haven't been happy
since I've known you.
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{\an8}What are you talking about?
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{\an8}I'm the most happy person I know.
I'm a very happy person.
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{\an8}Richard, do you know
anybody happier than me?
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{\an8}I used to, but he jumped
off a bridge. Why?
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{\an8}Would you ever
consider taking...
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{\an8}a mood-altering drug?
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{\an8}Ally, please. Lasting happiness
only comes with money. Fishism.
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{\an8}Uh, for temporary well-being--
Viagra.
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{\an8}You know, I take creatine.
That's for my pecs.
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{\an8}Well, once I get them.
If it doesn't interfere with my Propecia.
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{\an8}-You take Propecia?
-Yeah, it stimulates my follicles.
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{\an8}Psst! Psst!
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[ Clucks Tongue ]
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[ Laughs ]
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It started to destroy my family.
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My life.
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[ Sniffles ] It feels good, though,to finally admit it.
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-[ Men Agreeing ]
-[ Man ] Clean slate.
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You know, if, uh,
recognizing the problem...
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will help solve it,
uh, I'm ready.
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-You do that, man.
-Thank you, Harold. Very nice.
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Good work, Harold.
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-Thanks, Harold.-Way to go, Harold.
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Do we have any other
new people today?
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Don't be afraid.
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We've allbeen through this.
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I'd, uh, like to thank
Myron Stone for inviting me.
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This, uh, has
affected me as well.
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I had an awful,terrible fight...
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with a colleague last week,
and my marriage--
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I started having issues
with my wife.
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[ Murmuring ]
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Excuse me.
We need you to introduce yourself--
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first name only-- and then you needto say it.
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Oh. Okay.
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[ Exhales ]
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Um, hello.
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My name is Billy and--
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and I'm a male chauvinist pig.
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Hello, Billy.
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-Hello, Billy. What's up, man?
-Well done, Billy.
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-Hello, Billy.
-All right, Bill.
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I mean, this political correctness thinghas reached its limits.
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He simply kissed the girl.
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Was it consensual?
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Kirby?
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-Apparently not.
-Why don't you tell us what happened.
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Well, we kind of looked
at each other, like--
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You know,
like we liked each other.
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And, uh--
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-Had you ever met?
-No.
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And you just walked overto her and kissed her?
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I wanted to make an impression.
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[ Woman ]He devours romance novels.
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And he'd been reading this
section just the night before.
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Uh, I've highlighted it.
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Love's Dare.
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[ Clears Throat ]
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"No words were exchanged. With one look,
their hearts spoke, their thighs quivered.
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"He reached out and took herinto his strong arms.
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And when their lips met, their nameswere all that remained foreign."
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[ Grunts ]
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Amazing how this one
got by me.
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What did, uh, she do
after you-- you kissed her?
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First, she slapped me,
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-and then she told the principal.
-Maybe he misread the girl.
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He was just trying to beromantic about it.
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No.
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-How can you kick him out of school?
-Let us try with the principal.
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I really think that we can talkit through without drugs,
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because I've cracked a wall.
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-I'm making progress.
-Okay, can you explain that?
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Well, y-you know, um,
wh-when Al appears--
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I-It's-- [ Stammering ] I don't know.
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Well, to know love,
you have to know pain...
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and-and-and sorrow.
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Because they're all
mixed in together. Right.
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-What else?
-Anyway,
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-Mm-hmm? -two weeks ago, I met this guy at
a car wash.
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W-Well, actually we hadn't met.
I just wanted him. He wanted me.
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So, right there
in the rinse section-- Boom.
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Off came the clothes.
We made love.
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And last week
I kissed a woman.
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And even though
both of these things seem...
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incredibly daring,
they're actually safe.
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Because these are people
I couldn't fall in love with.
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They were like built-in guard rails.
No danger of sorrow.
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With one I wanted his penis.
The other, her tongue.
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And, emotionally,
I stayed protected.
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It was like I was learning to physically
love with no threat of sorrow.
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D-Does that make any sense?
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If I could give you
just a tad of Zoloft--
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-No.
-Look at me.
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According to my notes,
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you slept
with a male model once...
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because you were infatuated
by his oversized member.
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You just had sport sex
in a car wash.
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And you kissed a woman--
Out of what? Curiosity?
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Is there anything I can say to help
you believe you're not vulgar?
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Let's have some Thorazine--
together.
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-I'm leaving.
-We could mix it with a little lithium.
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[ Chuckles ]
Look how tiny these tablets are.
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[ Exhales ]
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[ Sighs ]
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Try and help
these little tramps.
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What? Drugs?
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Are you serious?
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Look, Ally, you have been
a little erratic--
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Jumping on that guy at the car wash,
saying "nay" at the wedding--
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I didn't jump him.
It was mutual.
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And I have always been
a little erratic. So--
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You hallucinate.
Come on, Ally.
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The fantasy thing is cute. I'm even
jealous, a little. But hallucinations--
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You know what?
I-I-I-I know that he's not really there.
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Not in the moment,
you don't.
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You told me.
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Look, Renee--
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Now, one of the reasons...
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that I may not have...
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control over this
is that I--
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I--
[ Squeaks ]
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[ Chuckling ]
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[ Laughing ]
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-[ Whimpering ]
-What?
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Mmm-- Mmm-- Nothing.
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One-One of the reasons that I don't try
to control th-this, um--
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-Hallucination.
-Is because I like it.
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It-It-It's magical.
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I feel-- I don't know.
Nourished by them.
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Spiritually, emotionally.
241
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Look.
242
00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:38,150
I am not a fan of treating
the brain with chemicals,
243
00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:41,070
but, as a friend,
244
00:13:42,363 --> 00:13:44,114
you need to address it.
245
00:13:44,198 --> 00:13:46,325
Hallucinating at work.
Hallucinating at home.
246
00:13:46,408 --> 00:13:48,661
This could bring you down.
247
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I like it.
248
00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:55,209
That's your problem.
You like it.
249
00:13:58,629 --> 00:14:01,298
Talk about
your dangerous drug.
250
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:14,854
I've never been opposed
to the idea of women working.
251
00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:18,899
I certainly have no problem with
Janet Reno being attorney general.
252
00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:22,319
I'd probably be thrilled
to have a woman president.
253
00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:25,406
I've always believed that if women ran
the world there'd be less war.
254
00:14:25,489 --> 00:14:27,408
But you're not here...
255
00:14:27,491 --> 00:14:29,994
because you respect
women, Billy.
256
00:14:30,077 --> 00:14:32,079
You're here
because you don't.
257
00:14:32,162 --> 00:14:34,582
I'm here because,
258
00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:37,751
as much as I'm
for women's rights,
259
00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:40,754
when it comesto my own wife,
260
00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:43,382
I don't want her
dressing in sexy clothes.
261
00:14:43,465 --> 00:14:45,009
-[ Murmuring ]
-I don't want her to become
262
00:14:45,092 --> 00:14:47,803
a partner at work.
263
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,014
I really don't
want her to work at all.
264
00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:53,100
[ Indistinct ]
265
00:14:53,183 --> 00:14:55,644
I'd like her to stay home.
266
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:59,607
I like to come home at the end of the day
and find a nice meal on the table.
267
00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:01,901
-Mm-hmm.
-I'd like her to be there waiting,
268
00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:04,236
maybe with a pair of slippers.
269
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:08,574
Maybe she rubs my feet a little.
Fixes me a drink.
270
00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:11,452
-Mmm.
-I want for her day just to be beginning,
271
00:15:11,535 --> 00:15:14,580
for real--
because I'm home.
272
00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:16,916
-All right.
-Yes.
273
00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:19,668
I need to feel more--
more--
274
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:23,255
Say the word, Billy.
275
00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:25,424
Say it out loud.
276
00:15:25,507 --> 00:15:27,927
[ Man ]Come on, man.
277
00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:34,141
-Worshipped.
-[ Sobs ]
278
00:15:34,224 --> 00:15:37,519
-[ Men Agreeing ]
-You said it, Billy.
279
00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:39,521
-Right on, man.
-Beautiful.
280
00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:48,322
Look, what ifI didn't suspend him?
281
00:15:48,405 --> 00:15:50,324
And what if he did something
more serious?
282
00:15:50,407 --> 00:15:51,659
You know Kirby Gallin.
283
00:15:51,742 --> 00:15:54,411
Nobody knows any high school teenager,
Ms. Porter,
284
00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:57,790
till he does something crazy
one day, and if he did,
285
00:15:57,873 --> 00:16:00,084
-with a record of sexual assault,
-[ Whispering ]
286
00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:03,629
coupled with a record of inaction by
the school-- You're a lawyer.
287
00:16:03,712 --> 00:16:07,633
If you were mine, you'd be recommending
I do exactly what I'm doing.
288
00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:11,178
Well, there's got to be some
compromise here.
289
00:16:11,261 --> 00:16:13,430
Oh, get the girl and her parents
to withdraw the complaint.
290
00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:15,516
I'll revisit the suspension.
291
00:16:15,599 --> 00:16:17,393
That's the best
I can do.
292
00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:19,269
Candace, I need
to see you-- Now.
293
00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:22,314
Excuse me.
294
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:25,150
You are so cool.
295
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:27,569
Oh, thank you.
296
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:29,571
We were wondering--
297
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,615
Where do you get
those amazing clothes?
298
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:36,161
I, uh, have a friend
who designs them.
299
00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:39,123
-They are so incredible.
-Thank you. I'll tell her.
300
00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:41,834
-You might want to fix your pant leg.
-[ Laughing ]
301
00:16:45,045 --> 00:16:48,632
-Thank you.
-[ Bell Rings ]
302
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:10,738
Trying to decide
whether Retin-A really works?
303
00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:12,948
I'm about to make
a big decision, Georgia.
304
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:16,160
Okay? A life decision. And when I do that,
I look in the mirror first.
305
00:17:16,243 --> 00:17:18,996
I give myself a good,
hard stare.
306
00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:23,417
If you think that's crazy, well, then
that makes my decision a little easier.
307
00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:25,502
Prozac?
308
00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:28,255
It just seems wrong.
309
00:17:28,338 --> 00:17:30,466
Oh, Ally,
there's really no stigma.
310
00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:33,093
Yes, I know.
People sprinkle it on their Jell-O.
311
00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:35,220
-But-But I still think that-that--
-♪♪ [ Al Singing ]
312
00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:37,097
[ Snarling ]
313
00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:40,976
What?
314
00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:44,480
Nothing.
315
00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:46,899
-Have you seen Billy?
-It isn't Billy.
316
00:17:46,982 --> 00:17:49,401
At least Billy was there.
It isn't Billy.
317
00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:52,279
-Are you all right?
-Yes.
318
00:17:52,362 --> 00:17:54,782
I am completely fine drug-free.
I-I--
319
00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:57,409
I just want to look
in the damn mirror.
320
00:17:57,493 --> 00:17:59,912
Okay.
321
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:04,917
♪♪ [ R&B ]
322
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,960
-♪♪ [ Al Vocalizing ]
-Stop it.
323
00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:09,296
♪♪ [ Stops ]
324
00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:12,549
-♪♪ [ R&B ]
-[ Groans ]
325
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:14,968
♪♪ [ Vocalizing ]
326
00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:20,307
I don't hear it. No.
327
00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:24,561
-♪♪ [ Vocalizing ]
-Oh.
328
00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:27,606
♪ I ♪
329
00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:31,527
♪ Am so in love with you ♪
330
00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:33,362
♪ Mmm ♪
331
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:37,366
♪ Whatever you want to do ♪
332
00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:42,955
♪ Is all right with me ♪
333
00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:48,210
♪ 'Cause you make me feel ♪
334
00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:53,966
♪ So brand new ♪
335
00:18:54,049 --> 00:18:57,136
♪ And I want to spend ♪
336
00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:59,388
♪ My whole life ♪
337
00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:03,308
♪ With you ♪
338
00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:06,645
-[ Elevator Bell Dings ]
-[ Together ] ♪ Let's ♪
339
00:19:07,729 --> 00:19:12,860
♪ Let's stay together ♪
340
00:19:12,943 --> 00:19:15,445
-♪ Loving you whether ♪
-♪ Whether ♪
341
00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:18,031
♪ Whether ♪
342
00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:20,534
♪ Times are good or bad ♪
343
00:19:20,617 --> 00:19:23,287
♪ Happy or sad ♪
344
00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:27,791
♪ Ooh ♪
345
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:32,212
♪ Oh, let's ♪
346
00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:34,256
-♪ Let's stay together ♪
-♪ Let's stay together ♪
347
00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:36,592
♪ Let's stay together ♪
348
00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:39,261
♪ Loving you whether ♪
349
00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:41,388
-♪ Whether ♪
-♪ Whether ♪
350
00:19:41,471 --> 00:19:44,808
-♪ Whether ♪
-♪ Times are good or bad ♪
351
00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:48,061
♪ Happy or sad ♪
352
00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:51,148
♪♪ [ Vocalizing ]
353
00:19:51,231 --> 00:19:56,236
-♪ Let's stay together ♪
-♪ Together ♪
354
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,238
♪ Loving you whether ♪
355
00:19:58,322 --> 00:20:00,866
-♪ Whether ♪
-♪ Whether ♪
356
00:20:00,949 --> 00:20:04,369
-♪ Whether ♪
-♪ Times are good or bad ♪
357
00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:06,538
♪ Happy or sad ♪
358
00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:09,041
♪ Let's-- ♪♪
359
00:20:09,124 --> 00:20:11,251
[ Door Shuts ]
360
00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:22,095
Uh, it's, uh-- Oops.
[ Chuckles ]
361
00:20:23,138 --> 00:20:25,307
N-Never mind.
362
00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:28,936
I didn't send him a look.
I am-- I'm just so sure.
363
00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:32,564
Okay, but I think what we have hereis a misunderstanding.
364
00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:35,234
It's more than that when
a physical attack is involved.
365
00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:37,402
It wasn't an attack.
He kissed her.
366
00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:39,738
-That's an attack.
-Oh, come on.
367
00:20:39,821 --> 00:20:42,115
-[ Chattering ]
-There was no violence.
368
00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:44,117
-All right.
-Absolute--
369
00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:46,203
It wasn't even
really like a kiss.
370
00:20:46,286 --> 00:20:48,038
I mean, I thought
he was trying to bite me.
371
00:20:48,121 --> 00:20:51,291
-I didn't bite you.
-Well, you were chewing and sucking.
372
00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:55,295
-I didn't bite you.
-Okay, whether it was a kiss or a bite,
373
00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:58,257
wanted, unwanted-- what is served by
making such an issue of it?
374
00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:00,801
He did it in front
of everybody.
375
00:21:00,884 --> 00:21:02,552
In the cafeteria.
376
00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:05,097
Well, does that make
a difference, where he did it?
377
00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:08,892
Yes. People thought that I liked him
or something,
378
00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:10,435
or that we were going out.
379
00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:14,064
It made me a laughingstock.
380
00:21:14,147 --> 00:21:17,359
You know how hard it isto be popular in school.
381
00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:19,403
It's tough enough without--
382
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:24,366
That's what this is about,isn't it, Kim?
383
00:21:24,449 --> 00:21:26,535
You were humiliated.
384
00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:28,412
And for you to get Kirbysuspended--
385
00:21:28,495 --> 00:21:30,372
Well, that tells
the whole school...
386
00:21:30,455 --> 00:21:32,791
the kiss was unwanted.
387
00:21:32,874 --> 00:21:35,252
Am I right?
388
00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:41,133
If we could just maybe
put our hurt aside--
389
00:21:50,475 --> 00:21:52,394
[ Door Closes ]
390
00:21:52,477 --> 00:21:56,940
I-I guess I'm afraid
of my brain just flattening out.
391
00:21:57,024 --> 00:21:59,318
You know,in this last fantasy,
392
00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:02,404
he was only in it in the beginning, then
it switched over to all of my friends.
393
00:22:02,487 --> 00:22:06,283
Renee was singing
and-and Elaine and John...
394
00:22:06,366 --> 00:22:10,537
and Richard and Billy
and-and Gladys and--
395
00:22:10,620 --> 00:22:13,165
And I think it was
a transition fantasy.
396
00:22:13,248 --> 00:22:16,168
I was realizing that I have a song
in my life with all of my friends.
397
00:22:16,251 --> 00:22:19,254
And-And Al was making me
see that.
398
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:25,052
W-With Renee and-and Billy and Richard and
Nelle and John and--
399
00:22:25,135 --> 00:22:27,679
I have music in my life
with them.
400
00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:30,640
Well, that's good to realize,
don't you think?
401
00:22:30,724 --> 00:22:33,352
It's wonderful. Now, I'm going to write
you out a prescription.
402
00:22:33,435 --> 00:22:36,813
And you can get it filled
at any drugstore.
403
00:22:38,065 --> 00:22:42,027
Here you are, sweetheart.
Mental health will soon be yours.
404
00:22:42,110 --> 00:22:44,321
And then the only problem
you'll have left...
405
00:22:44,404 --> 00:22:47,199
is whether or not your friends will
recognize you.
406
00:22:47,282 --> 00:22:50,535
Drugs.
My life has come to drugs.
407
00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:52,913
And a better life
it will be, honey.
408
00:22:52,996 --> 00:22:55,290
And Al Green will be gone?
409
00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:57,667
Forever.
[ Chuckles ]
410
00:23:14,434 --> 00:23:16,895
I'm, uh, meeting
with the girl in my office.
411
00:23:16,978 --> 00:23:19,439
One on one.
I think I can persuade her.
412
00:23:19,523 --> 00:23:22,567
-What are you going to say?
-That he was wrong to have kissed her,
413
00:23:22,651 --> 00:23:24,945
-but she should have some compassion.
-Yes.
414
00:23:25,028 --> 00:23:27,280
Compassion.
That would be something new.
415
00:23:28,865 --> 00:23:31,451
Excuse me.
416
00:23:34,538 --> 00:23:36,998
Are we ever going to talk about it, Nelle?
My spanking you?
417
00:23:37,082 --> 00:23:40,085
What's there to talk about?
It bordered on being criminal.
418
00:23:40,168 --> 00:23:42,921
I heard you talking
with Ling that you fantasized--
419
00:23:43,004 --> 00:23:45,590
Well, that didn't give you
the right to do it.
420
00:23:45,674 --> 00:23:48,427
[ Squeaking ]
421
00:23:48,510 --> 00:23:51,680
[ Squeaking Stops ]
422
00:23:51,763 --> 00:23:54,141
Suppose somebody's
into masochism.
423
00:23:54,224 --> 00:23:56,768
Does that license his or her partner
to be sadistic?
424
00:23:56,852 --> 00:23:58,437
-You said you--
-I don't care what I said.
425
00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:00,397
My fantasy world
is my fantasy world.
426
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:03,358
And I didn't give you the right
to turn it into reality.
427
00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:06,528
All right.
So, maybe I was mistaken.
428
00:24:06,611 --> 00:24:08,613
Yes, you were.
429
00:24:08,697 --> 00:24:11,491
And is this the compassion
you plan to preach to Kimberly?
430
00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:16,329
[ Scoffs ]
431
00:24:17,330 --> 00:24:19,666
[ Door Opens,Slams Shut ]
432
00:24:19,749 --> 00:24:21,668
[ Squeaks ]
433
00:24:23,128 --> 00:24:27,716
I think by objectifying women
as sexual beings,
434
00:24:27,799 --> 00:24:30,051
I was reducing
them as human beings.
435
00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:32,304
-This is what you've been doing?
-Shh.
436
00:24:32,387 --> 00:24:35,640
It's like Billy had saidearlier-- There's a paradox.
437
00:24:35,724 --> 00:24:39,519
I mean, don't get me wrong.
I'm all for women progressing as a gender.
438
00:24:39,603 --> 00:24:43,190
But my woman--I don't want her to progress.
439
00:24:43,273 --> 00:24:46,985
-I need her to be lesser than.
-[ Agreeing ]
440
00:24:47,068 --> 00:24:49,070
God forbid she make
more money than me.
441
00:24:49,154 --> 00:24:51,615
[ Myron ] Well, Jim raisesan interesting question.
442
00:24:51,698 --> 00:24:53,658
As boys, we're taughtthat we should grow up...
443
00:24:53,742 --> 00:24:55,660
and be providers
for our families.
444
00:24:55,744 --> 00:24:58,914
But what happens
when our woman partner...
445
00:24:58,997 --> 00:25:01,041
-usurps that role?
-Billy, these men are all--
446
00:25:01,124 --> 00:25:03,376
-Shh.
-Yeah, I-- I'm shocked.
447
00:25:03,460 --> 00:25:05,337
Uh, excuse me, sir.
Do you have something to say?
448
00:25:05,420 --> 00:25:08,798
-Oh, no.
-Yes. Yes, I do.
449
00:25:08,882 --> 00:25:11,176
-What is wrong with you people?
-What?
450
00:25:11,259 --> 00:25:14,054
Um, excuse me.
I brought him here as a guest.
451
00:25:14,137 --> 00:25:17,557
-He's not ready--
-B-Billy, I'd like to address the group.
452
00:25:17,641 --> 00:25:21,436
-Uh, it's okay, Billy. Uh, you are?
-Uh, Richard Fish.
453
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,898
You probably object to the name Richard
because shortened it would be Dick.
454
00:25:24,981 --> 00:25:27,859
Do you remember that word? Do any ofyou remember what it was like to have one?
455
00:25:27,943 --> 00:25:31,279
-Because from what I'm hearing--
-Um, can I stop you?
456
00:25:31,363 --> 00:25:35,700
No, no. Where does it say women aren't
sexual objects?
457
00:25:35,784 --> 00:25:39,246
I mean, of course they are.
And here's a flash: They like it.
458
00:25:39,329 --> 00:25:41,623
That's why they're out there gettingtheir breasts done, their tummies tucked,
459
00:25:41,706 --> 00:25:43,875
their faces lifted-- so we'll keep looking
at them sexually.
460
00:25:43,959 --> 00:25:46,711
And, of course, men are
supposed to be the providers.
461
00:25:46,795 --> 00:25:49,005
Women are the ones
who get pregnant.
462
00:25:49,089 --> 00:25:51,341
They can't work
all fat and distended.
463
00:25:51,424 --> 00:25:55,762
They stay home with the kids,
while men bring home money.
464
00:25:55,845 --> 00:25:58,431
It's not just God's way.
It's the way women want it.
465
00:25:58,515 --> 00:26:02,269
I mean, how many ladies do you knowwho say, "Honey, after I give birth,
466
00:26:02,352 --> 00:26:04,521
"I want you to quit your job
and stay home with the kids...
467
00:26:04,604 --> 00:26:06,731
so I can keep going
to the office?"
468
00:26:06,815 --> 00:26:10,068
I mean, are you nuts? What's with all this"Let's all be the same"?
469
00:26:10,151 --> 00:26:14,948
We're not the same. That's why God made
different sexes-- so we'd be different.
470
00:26:15,031 --> 00:26:18,118
And it's natural for men
to enjoy those differences.
471
00:26:18,201 --> 00:26:20,579
You're not gonna, uh,
change that with meetings.
472
00:26:20,662 --> 00:26:23,790
Ultimately, a man will be ruled
by his wants,
473
00:26:23,873 --> 00:26:24,708
just like women will be ruled
by theirs.
474
00:26:24,791 --> 00:26:27,586
And what we want is sex.What they want is money.
475
00:26:27,669 --> 00:26:29,879
If God made the penisrevocable,
476
00:26:29,963 --> 00:26:33,091
he'd be asking for yours back right now,
you whipped, whipped things.
477
00:26:33,174 --> 00:26:35,427
The problem is,you've already given it away.
478
00:26:35,510 --> 00:26:37,721
What you all need to do
is go home today and say,
479
00:26:37,804 --> 00:26:40,932
"Honey, give
me back my penis."
480
00:26:42,726 --> 00:26:45,145
No, try it.
Try it once with me.
481
00:26:45,228 --> 00:26:48,607
Honey, give me back my penis.
482
00:26:48,690 --> 00:26:50,567
No, harder. Again.
483
00:26:50,650 --> 00:26:53,486
I want my penis.
484
00:26:53,570 --> 00:26:55,363
I want my penis.
485
00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:58,533
I want my penis.
486
00:26:58,617 --> 00:27:01,494
I want my penis.
487
00:27:01,578 --> 00:27:04,039
I want my penis.
488
00:27:04,122 --> 00:27:07,626
[ Chanting ]
Penis, penis, penis, penis, penis.
489
00:27:07,709 --> 00:27:10,378
[ Richard ]Yes, I want my penis.
490
00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:14,007
-Yes, that's the way.
-Penis! Penis! Penis!
491
00:27:14,090 --> 00:27:17,677
[ Chanting Continues ]
492
00:27:17,761 --> 00:27:20,013
-Thanks for coming with me.
-No problem.
493
00:27:20,096 --> 00:27:22,390
You know, I feel like
I'll be killing him.
494
00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:24,309
-Who?
-Al Green.
495
00:27:24,392 --> 00:27:27,771
By taking this drug and making
the hallucinations stop,
496
00:27:27,854 --> 00:27:29,814
I am effectively killing him.
497
00:27:29,898 --> 00:27:32,984
Ally, Al Green is still alive.
498
00:27:33,068 --> 00:27:34,861
He's a reverend in Tennessee.
499
00:27:34,944 --> 00:27:38,490
-The one in my head.
-The one you've fallen in love with.
500
00:27:38,573 --> 00:27:40,450
Yes.
501
00:27:40,533 --> 00:27:42,827
And he will be no more
once I swallow.
502
00:27:44,412 --> 00:27:46,373
I'm gonna miss him.
503
00:27:46,456 --> 00:27:50,627
Do you have any idea how wonderful it has
been being visited by him--
504
00:27:50,710 --> 00:27:53,338
Singing about love?
Singing my life?
505
00:27:55,298 --> 00:27:57,842
[ Echoing On P.A. ]
Who's waiting for the Prozac?
506
00:28:02,639 --> 00:28:05,684
[ High-pitched Voice ]
That would be me.
507
00:28:09,604 --> 00:28:15,443
Men somehow get the idea
that women want to be taken--
508
00:28:15,527 --> 00:28:20,532
That it's romantic
for them to impose themselves.
509
00:28:20,615 --> 00:28:23,702
And-And you know what?
We're probably a little to blame.
510
00:28:23,785 --> 00:28:27,080
I mean, we still want the man
to make the first move.
511
00:28:27,163 --> 00:28:31,042
We expect them to go to
kiss us at the end of a date.
512
00:28:31,126 --> 00:28:33,670
It wasn't a date,
and he bit me.
513
00:28:33,753 --> 00:28:38,091
Well, he was trying
for a kiss.
514
00:28:38,174 --> 00:28:40,677
Kimberly,
515
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:42,846
if it's about standing up
for yourself,
516
00:28:42,929 --> 00:28:44,973
well, you've done that.
517
00:28:45,056 --> 00:28:49,060
If it's about showing the world you're not
interested in him,
518
00:28:49,144 --> 00:28:51,062
it's a little cruel.
519
00:28:52,021 --> 00:28:55,316
Can you imagine it from his side?
520
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:57,736
You talk about
being laughed at.
521
00:28:57,819 --> 00:29:00,989
You mean the way that you and others have
always laughed at Kirby?
522
00:29:04,242 --> 00:29:06,161
When I was a juniorin high school,
523
00:29:06,244 --> 00:29:08,246
I went on my very first date.
524
00:29:08,329 --> 00:29:13,001
It was to a carnival.
I remember this like it was yesterday.
525
00:29:13,084 --> 00:29:17,005
I walked her to her doorafterward.
526
00:29:17,088 --> 00:29:22,093
And we talked for a few minuteswhile I summoned up the courage.
527
00:29:24,387 --> 00:29:26,848
And then I went to kiss her, and I-Ireally didn't know how.
528
00:29:26,931 --> 00:29:28,099
[ Laughing ]
529
00:29:28,933 --> 00:29:31,519
And she giggledat my-- my feeble attempt.
530
00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:33,855
[ Nose Whistling ]
531
00:29:33,938 --> 00:29:35,857
We went to kiss again,
532
00:29:35,940 --> 00:29:38,276
but she-- she justcouldn't stop her giggles.
533
00:29:38,359 --> 00:29:43,031
And I felt my heartgo right through my feet.
534
00:29:47,702 --> 00:29:50,580
I couldn't imaginebeing more humiliated.
535
00:29:50,663 --> 00:29:53,333
And of course I knew
she'd tell all of her friends.
536
00:29:53,416 --> 00:29:56,419
I'm not defendingwhat Kirby did,
537
00:29:56,503 --> 00:29:59,339
but the embarrassment
that he caused you--
538
00:30:00,256 --> 00:30:02,842
I suspect it'll
be gone by next week.
539
00:30:02,926 --> 00:30:05,053
His?
540
00:30:05,136 --> 00:30:07,889
It could last a lifetime.
541
00:30:13,603 --> 00:30:15,772
-[ Chattering ]
-[ Bell Dings ]
542
00:30:15,855 --> 00:30:16,981
I should have known better
than to bring you.
543
00:30:17,065 --> 00:30:17,982
You're lucky I was there.
544
00:30:18,066 --> 00:30:19,692
-It's like a cult.
-It isn't a cult.
545
00:30:19,776 --> 00:30:21,986
-When's the next meeting?
-You are not going to the next meeting.
546
00:30:22,070 --> 00:30:25,114
-Can I go?
-No.
547
00:30:25,198 --> 00:30:27,450
I can't imagine he's been
any good in bed lately.
548
00:30:27,534 --> 00:30:29,494
Am I wrong?
549
00:30:29,577 --> 00:30:31,538
[ Groans ]
550
00:30:31,621 --> 00:30:33,998
-[ Knocks ]
-All right. Enough.
551
00:30:35,542 --> 00:30:38,127
What is going on?
552
00:30:38,211 --> 00:30:40,171
I've been attending
these seminars--
553
00:30:40,255 --> 00:30:43,800
"Increasing male sensitivity
towards women."
554
00:30:43,883 --> 00:30:45,844
I beg your pardon?
555
00:30:47,053 --> 00:30:49,556
Last week, Renee accused me
of running from Ally...
556
00:30:49,639 --> 00:30:52,600
in part because I knew I'd never be able
to subordinate her,
557
00:30:52,684 --> 00:30:54,519
and I think it's true.
558
00:30:54,602 --> 00:30:57,146
And my problem with you asserting
your independence a while back--
559
00:30:57,230 --> 00:31:00,358
dressing in sexy clothes--
I think I have to face the fact--
560
00:31:00,441 --> 00:31:04,112
I consider you a possession
of mine, in a way.
561
00:31:04,195 --> 00:31:07,073
I feel it should be
my right to control you.
562
00:31:07,156 --> 00:31:10,201
[ Exhales ]
What-What was that?
563
00:31:10,285 --> 00:31:13,204
-I'm not saying it's right.
-You feel you need to control me?
564
00:31:13,288 --> 00:31:17,083
And if we have kids, which you know I want
to do, I expect you to give up your job.
565
00:31:17,166 --> 00:31:21,963
But if you don't, if you want to keep
working, I'd have a big problem with that.
566
00:31:25,216 --> 00:31:28,219
What-What other little
revelations have you had?
567
00:31:29,220 --> 00:31:31,222
[ Exhales ]
568
00:31:33,725 --> 00:31:35,602
Well,
569
00:31:36,728 --> 00:31:38,771
I don't believe in equal parenting.
570
00:31:38,855 --> 00:31:40,899
I believe men should be involved,
571
00:31:40,982 --> 00:31:42,567
but I believe there should be
father figures
572
00:31:42,650 --> 00:31:43,651
and there should
be mother figures.
573
00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:46,738
And if we have kids,
I expect you to quit work.
574
00:31:46,821 --> 00:31:48,948
And I don't think you should be
thinking about partnership.
575
00:31:49,032 --> 00:31:51,826
And while I certainly don't think of
you only as a sexual object,
576
00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:55,246
I do think of you as someone
who should fulfill my sexual needs.
577
00:31:55,330 --> 00:31:59,000
And if you put on a hundred pounds,
I'd have a big problem there too.
578
00:32:03,713 --> 00:32:06,007
I-- I never
saw this in you.
579
00:32:06,966 --> 00:32:09,302
I didn't see it in me either.
580
00:32:09,385 --> 00:32:11,429
But it's there.
581
00:32:11,512 --> 00:32:14,807
And I'm beginning
to think Richard's right--
582
00:32:16,267 --> 00:32:18,436
I shouldn't apologize for it.
583
00:32:37,121 --> 00:32:39,207
Everybody's down at the bar.
Are you coming?
584
00:32:40,124 --> 00:32:43,378
Um, yeah.
I'll be down in a minute.
585
00:32:44,379 --> 00:32:47,215
Ally, if you're that reluctant,
don't take it.
586
00:32:47,298 --> 00:32:49,050
Well, I can't keep
having hallucinations,
587
00:32:49,133 --> 00:32:51,803
e-even if they
are Al Green.
588
00:32:53,721 --> 00:32:57,350
I'm going to miss him.
He made me smile.
589
00:32:57,433 --> 00:33:00,311
But like you said,
that last one that you had--
590
00:33:00,395 --> 00:33:04,232
It was a message that there's song
in all of us too, Ally.
591
00:33:05,733 --> 00:33:08,903
-Your life.
-Yeah, yeah.
592
00:33:10,822 --> 00:33:14,242
Look, I'll-- I'll be down in a minute,
okay? I-I want to do this alone.
593
00:33:14,325 --> 00:33:15,994
Sure.
594
00:33:18,579 --> 00:33:20,581
We'll see you down there.
595
00:33:24,752 --> 00:33:27,422
[ Al ]♪ Don't look so sad ♪
596
00:33:29,632 --> 00:33:34,554
♪ I know it's over ♪
597
00:33:38,099 --> 00:33:42,103
♪ But life goes on ♪
598
00:33:44,105 --> 00:33:47,859
♪ And this world ♪
599
00:33:47,942 --> 00:33:50,153
♪ Keeps on turning ♪♪[ Echoes ]
600
00:33:50,236 --> 00:33:52,739
[ Breathing Hard ]
601
00:33:58,828 --> 00:34:01,289
[ Grunts ]
Aaah!
602
00:34:01,372 --> 00:34:03,332
[ Screams ]
603
00:34:06,711 --> 00:34:08,838
[ Exhales ]
604
00:34:18,598 --> 00:34:20,933
It's fine by me, if it's okay with
the girl and her parents.
605
00:34:21,017 --> 00:34:22,101
I'll expunge it
from the record.
606
00:34:22,185 --> 00:34:24,145
And you'll lift
the suspension?
607
00:34:24,228 --> 00:34:27,190
It already has been.
Kirby's back.
608
00:34:27,273 --> 00:34:29,817
It's done.
609
00:34:30,777 --> 00:34:33,196
-Thank you.
-Oh, thank you.
610
00:34:33,279 --> 00:34:35,907
Saved me and the school
a lot of trouble.
611
00:34:37,700 --> 00:34:41,954
-Kirby?
-Hi. Thank you.
612
00:34:50,546 --> 00:34:54,050
-Are you doing okay?
-How can I be okay?
613
00:34:54,133 --> 00:34:56,844
Everybody says I kiss
like a snapping turtle.
614
00:34:56,928 --> 00:35:00,181
Look, here's the problem
with those romance novels.
615
00:35:00,264 --> 00:35:02,558
They keep describing
kisses as hungry,
616
00:35:02,642 --> 00:35:04,936
and it makes it seem
like people are...
617
00:35:05,019 --> 00:35:07,313
eating each other's
lips or something.
618
00:35:07,396 --> 00:35:10,233
The best kiss
is very gentle.
619
00:35:10,316 --> 00:35:12,318
And tender.
620
00:35:13,820 --> 00:35:17,073
-[ No Audible Dialogue ]
-Mind if I showed you?
621
00:35:17,156 --> 00:35:21,327
-What?
-It would just take a second.
622
00:35:21,410 --> 00:35:24,247
-You-You want to kiss me?
-Yeah.
623
00:35:24,330 --> 00:35:26,374
Well, here?
624
00:35:26,457 --> 00:35:30,753
Well, if I did it in a private place,
I'd risk being arrested.
625
00:35:30,837 --> 00:35:34,423
-You're underage.
-I-I don't know.
626
00:35:34,507 --> 00:35:37,844
Well, let me just, uh,
kiss you good-bye then.
627
00:35:52,733 --> 00:35:56,404
-How do you feel?
-Like I'm gonna faint.
628
00:35:56,487 --> 00:35:59,282
You'll get your legs back
in a second.
629
00:35:59,365 --> 00:36:01,951
In the meantime, I want you
to remember two things.
630
00:36:02,034 --> 00:36:07,999
The first, every guy in this school
is now envious of you.
631
00:36:08,958 --> 00:36:11,002
And second,
632
00:36:11,085 --> 00:36:13,838
that was wonderful.
633
00:36:13,921 --> 00:36:15,965
You really can kiss.
634
00:36:37,862 --> 00:36:39,780
[ Toilet Flushes ]
635
00:36:39,864 --> 00:36:41,782
Billy, hey.
636
00:36:41,866 --> 00:36:43,826
Collecting a few thoughts,
or just dropping them off?
637
00:36:43,910 --> 00:36:47,246
Ah. So now I'm being punished
for sharing my feelings?
638
00:36:47,330 --> 00:36:50,833
-No, I'm just sharing mine.
-Which are hostile.
639
00:36:50,917 --> 00:36:53,586
[ Chuckles ]
640
00:36:53,669 --> 00:36:56,881
You ran from Ally because you didn't feel
you could subordinate her.
641
00:36:56,964 --> 00:36:58,841
Me, you marry.
642
00:36:58,925 --> 00:37:00,927
It's not that--
643
00:37:03,429 --> 00:37:05,598
It's not that simple,
and even if it was,
644
00:37:05,681 --> 00:37:08,351
can't you see I'mstruggling with this?
645
00:37:08,434 --> 00:37:10,353
I-I'm not proud of--
646
00:37:10,436 --> 00:37:12,521
I always considered myself
pro woman.
647
00:37:12,605 --> 00:37:14,232
When, in fact,
you're Cro-Magnon.
648
00:37:14,315 --> 00:37:16,776
-I'm not gonna listen to this.
-I had to listen to it.
649
00:37:16,859 --> 00:37:19,070
Suddenly you-you don't
want me to be partner,
650
00:37:19,153 --> 00:37:21,822
or-or-or work
after we have kids,
651
00:37:21,906 --> 00:37:24,242
-or put on a hundred pounds?
-Come on, Georgia.
652
00:37:24,325 --> 00:37:26,077
I just had the guts to say
what every man feels.
653
00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:27,370
Which is?
654
00:37:27,453 --> 00:37:30,831
Which is, I want a wife with a nice body,
who can raise kids.
655
00:37:30,915 --> 00:37:32,333
Does it mean I want a bimbo?
656
00:37:32,416 --> 00:37:34,335
No, but I don't wanta big, fat, raging feminist either.
657
00:37:34,418 --> 00:37:37,171
-You are a pig.
-Which is why I went to the meeting.
658
00:37:37,255 --> 00:37:39,298
A pig meeting
to get sensitive?
659
00:37:39,382 --> 00:37:41,300
This is what I get
for talking to you.
660
00:37:41,384 --> 00:37:43,636
No, this is what you get for marrying
somebody who can talk back.
661
00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:45,972
Oh, go do your hair,
Georgia.
662
00:37:48,766 --> 00:37:50,393
[ Exhales ]
663
00:37:50,476 --> 00:37:52,937
-[ Groans ]
-[ Grunts ]
664
00:37:56,899 --> 00:38:00,278
[ Exhales ]
Feminine enough?
665
00:38:06,117 --> 00:38:08,411
Billy?
666
00:38:08,494 --> 00:38:10,663
-I'm okay.
-Oh, lie back.
667
00:38:10,746 --> 00:38:12,540
-[ Grunts ]
-I'm fine.
668
00:38:12,623 --> 00:38:14,208
-Easy.
-Hmm?
669
00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:16,252
You're not
getting enough air.
670
00:38:16,335 --> 00:38:19,255
Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
671
00:38:19,338 --> 00:38:21,340
You flushed them?
Down the toilet?
672
00:38:21,424 --> 00:38:24,802
-I can make it on my own. I know I can.
-Yes, and I'm happy for you.
673
00:38:24,885 --> 00:38:26,929
But to waste
perfectly good Prozac--
674
00:38:27,013 --> 00:38:30,641
I ought to put you
on Xanax just for that.
675
00:38:30,725 --> 00:38:35,438
Oh, look. I couldn't kill Al Green,
even if he is only imaginary in my head.
676
00:38:35,521 --> 00:38:38,691
Yeah, and if you can't face down a little
dementia because it comes in gospel form--
677
00:38:38,774 --> 00:38:42,361
Hey. You don't know the first thing about
my dementia.
678
00:38:42,445 --> 00:38:43,321
For all you know--
679
00:38:43,404 --> 00:38:45,406
And don't try to romanticize
your insanity either.
680
00:38:45,489 --> 00:38:47,992
That's all I need-- another
wacko in love with her lunacy.
681
00:38:48,075 --> 00:38:49,452
You're the wacko.
682
00:38:49,535 --> 00:38:52,621
Look, honey. I tried
to be sweet with you.
683
00:38:52,705 --> 00:38:56,250
Most patients would kill for
that prescription-- some of them have--
684
00:38:56,334 --> 00:38:58,461
and I gave it to you
in an eye blink.
685
00:38:58,544 --> 00:39:00,963
But you tried to give it to me
in suppository form.
686
00:39:01,047 --> 00:39:02,757
So you can stick it up your ass.
687
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:05,968
Oh, go pick another theme song,
you pissy little thing.
688
00:39:06,052 --> 00:39:08,971
-I'm through with you.
-[ Huffs ]
689
00:39:09,055 --> 00:39:13,642
Perfectly good antidepressant
down the toilet.
690
00:39:25,029 --> 00:39:27,531
I don't know.
I don't need chemicals, John.
691
00:39:27,615 --> 00:39:30,785
Because-- 'Cause I'm starting to feel
a lot stronger lately.
692
00:39:30,868 --> 00:39:33,788
-Really? How?
-I'm not sure.
693
00:39:33,871 --> 00:39:37,291
I'm less afraid of being alone,
less afraid of not fitting in.
694
00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:40,544
-Oh.
-I don't fit in, John.
695
00:39:41,754 --> 00:39:44,382
Cheers.
696
00:39:44,465 --> 00:39:46,467
John?
697
00:39:46,550 --> 00:39:49,845
Nelle, um, there's a rumor at
Kirby's school...
698
00:39:49,929 --> 00:39:51,597
he kissed
another girl today.
699
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:53,641
Are you angry?
700
00:39:53,724 --> 00:39:56,268
Why? Do you want a spanking?
701
00:40:00,314 --> 00:40:02,191
It's a very bad joke.
702
00:40:03,901 --> 00:40:05,778
[ Chuckles ]
703
00:40:05,861 --> 00:40:09,323
I was trying to mitigate somebody's
lifetime embarrassment.
704
00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:11,033
No, I-I know that, Nelle.
705
00:40:12,368 --> 00:40:14,912
-Do you want to go to the bar?
-Well, I-I--
706
00:40:14,995 --> 00:40:18,541
Go. I'm-I'm heading
home anyway.
707
00:40:19,583 --> 00:40:23,045
Um-- Come join us.
708
00:40:24,713 --> 00:40:30,052
No. Actually, I'm looking forward
to walking home solo.
709
00:40:30,136 --> 00:40:33,556
-You sure?
-Tonight's the night.
710
00:40:33,639 --> 00:40:37,017
-All right. Night, then.
-Night.
711
00:40:44,483 --> 00:40:47,319
I thoughtyou'd like to know.
712
00:40:47,403 --> 00:40:48,946
Billy and Georgia
are fighting.
713
00:40:49,029 --> 00:40:50,698
Don't really
want to know, Elaine.
714
00:40:50,781 --> 00:40:53,784
Georgia knocked him
semi-unconscious.
715
00:40:53,868 --> 00:40:54,952
-[ Elevator Bell Dings ]
-I brought him back
716
00:40:55,035 --> 00:40:57,037
by sticking my tongue
down his esophagus.
717
00:40:57,121 --> 00:40:59,248
Didn't really need
to know that either.
718
00:40:59,331 --> 00:41:02,084
He's probably down
at the bar alone.
719
00:41:02,168 --> 00:41:06,005
Well, then, why don't you
go tongue him some more?
720
00:41:07,798 --> 00:41:09,717
We--
721
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:12,553
You took the drug,
didn't you?
722
00:41:15,764 --> 00:41:18,392
No. I didn't.
723
00:41:26,775 --> 00:41:29,403
♪♪ [ Rock And Roll Beat ]
724
00:41:39,914 --> 00:41:44,043
[ Al ]♪ The time has come ♪
725
00:41:45,211 --> 00:41:47,129
♪ For closing books ♪
726
00:41:47,213 --> 00:41:52,426
♪ And long last looks
must end ♪
727
00:41:52,510 --> 00:41:54,970
♪ Oh ♪
728
00:41:55,054 --> 00:41:58,724
♪ And as I leave ♪
729
00:42:00,392 --> 00:42:02,311
♪ I know that I ♪
730
00:42:02,394 --> 00:42:06,649
♪ Am leaving
my best friend ♪
731
00:42:09,652 --> 00:42:12,154
[ Woman ]♪ A friend who taught me ♪
732
00:42:12,238 --> 00:42:15,824
♪ Right from wrongand weak from strong ♪
733
00:42:15,908 --> 00:42:18,953
♪ That's a lot to learn ♪
734
00:42:19,036 --> 00:42:22,957
♪ What, what did I
give you ♪
735
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:28,337
♪ In return ♪
736
00:42:28,420 --> 00:42:31,215
♪ If you wanted the moon ♪
737
00:42:31,298 --> 00:42:34,260
♪ I would try
to make a star ♪
738
00:42:34,343 --> 00:42:36,971
♪ But I ♪
739
00:42:37,054 --> 00:42:39,014
♪ Would rather you let me ♪
740
00:42:39,098 --> 00:42:41,100
♪ Give my heart ♪
741
00:42:41,183 --> 00:42:44,186
-♪ Ah, to you ♪
-♪ To you ♪
742
00:42:44,270 --> 00:42:48,983
♪ With love ♪
743
00:42:55,990 --> 00:43:00,953
♪ Those schoolgirl days ♪
744
00:43:01,036 --> 00:43:03,497
♪ Of telling tales ♪
745
00:43:03,581 --> 00:43:08,586
♪ And biting nails are gone ♪
746
00:43:08,669 --> 00:43:11,088
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
747
00:43:11,171 --> 00:43:16,218
♪ But in my mind ♪
748
00:43:16,302 --> 00:43:18,429
♪ I know that they ♪
749
00:43:18,512 --> 00:43:24,435
♪ Will live on and onand on and on ♪
750
00:43:24,518 --> 00:43:27,187
♪ Yeah ♪
751
00:43:27,271 --> 00:43:29,440
♪ If you wanted the sky ♪
752
00:43:29,523 --> 00:43:32,318
♪ I would writeacross the sky ♪
753
00:43:32,401 --> 00:43:35,070
♪ In letters ♪
754
00:43:35,154 --> 00:43:39,450
♪ That soara thousand feet high ♪
755
00:43:39,533 --> 00:43:42,703
♪ Oh, to you ♪
756
00:43:42,786 --> 00:43:47,541
♪ With love ♪♪
757
00:44:20,491 --> 00:44:22,201
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