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[ Vonda ]♪ I'm driving in my car ♪
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♪ Ooh, I turn on the radio ♪
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♪ I'm pulling you close ♪
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♪ Mm-hmmYou just say no ♪♪
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[ Richard ]Ally? Ally!
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What?
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Am I disturbing you?
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Uh, no. No.
Go ahead.
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Thank you. Yeah.
Next up.
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Uh, Butters, et al,versus Gaylor.
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- Billy, yours?
- Trial starts today.
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Our client is being sued
for sexual harassment.
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- What did he do? Breathe?
- It's a she. Alice Gaylor.
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She's being sued by the other women
at Corbin Technology
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basically for being too sexy.
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-What?
-Exactly. Provocative dress, whatever.
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The other women claim she's contributing
to a sexually charged working environment.
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- They're suing her and the company.
- That is ridiculous.
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- I-I'd like to meet this woman.
- How can the judge not throw that out?
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[ Billy ] We're talking about sexualharassment law, Ally.
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Let's not expect itto make sense.
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We just have to assume that if any woman
anywhere, at any time,
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feels the slightest twinge
of hypersensitivity,
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and if she can tie it to anything remotely
sexual, she has a cause of action.
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The courts will protect her,
which is good,
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because as a matter of law,
women need protection.
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They are "less than."
That's the law.
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And as lawyers we must all
come to respect that.
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Are we feeling
any anger, Billy?
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No. Ally asked me
a question.
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I did my best to answer it.
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I'm responding
to a question.
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Excuse me for
asking another one.
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But don't we have a conflict of interest
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representing both the woman and
her employer?
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It's already taken care of.I've asked Renee to be cocounsel.
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She'll take Ms. Gaylor.I'll take Corbin Technology.
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All right then.
Off we go. Adjourned.
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Ling, what is going on?
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Have you ever
kissed a woman?
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Forget it. You're not gonna
trick me again.
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I'm not trying
to trick you.
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Have you... ever?
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No. I haven't.
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At least not for real.
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Ling, what?
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Well, I know you see shrinks and you seem
to be the office maven on dreams--
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you and the funny
little man.
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If a woman
were to dream...
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about kissing
another woman,
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what would you
make of that?
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Um, I-- I don't know.
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I wouldn't necessarily
make anything of it.
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I-I think it's probably
a little normal.
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Uh, a-a little.
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Have you ever
dreamt about it?
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Look, Ling, would-would I be terribly rude
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if I said that I didn't want to talk
about this?
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Is it because
we're not friends?
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Well, yes.
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I like parts of you, Ling.
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I-I think that you
are, uh, nice,
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but-- but I wouldn't exactly say
that we're friends, would you?
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I guess not.
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Maybe we should
work on that.
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-Well, o-okay.
-How 'bout we go to dinner?
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-Just the two of us.
-Uh-- Sure.
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Great!
I'll set it up.
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[ Door Closes ]
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{\an8}♪ I've been down this road ♪
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{\an8}♪ Walkin' the linethat's painted by pride ♪
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{\an8}♪ And I have made mistakesin my life ♪
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{\an8}♪ That I just can't hide ♪
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{\an8}♪ Oh, I believe I am ready ♪
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{\an8}♪ For what love has to bringYeah, yeah ♪
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{\an8}♪ I got myself together ♪
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{\an8}♪ Now I'm ready to sing ♪
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{\an8}♪ I've been searchingmy soul tonight ♪
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{\an8}♪ I know there'sso much more to life ♪
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{\an8}♪ Now I knowI can shine a light ♪
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{\an8}♪ To find my way back home ♪
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{\an8}♪ Oh ♪
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{\an8}♪ Baby, yeah ♪
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{\an8}♪ Oh, yeah ♪♪
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{\an8}I'm telling you, Renee.
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{\an8}I know when a person hits on me, and gay
women, for whatever reason, love me.
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{\an8}- Gay women love you?
- They're attracted to me.
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{\an8}Yes, they are.
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{\an8}-Ling isn't gay.
-Well, maybe she's bisexual.
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{\an8}Who knows?
[ Sighs ]
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{\an8}I think she asked me
out on a date.
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{\an8}And you said yes.
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{\an8}Well-Well-Well, I-I couldn't
be sure that it was a date.
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{\an8}She guised it in
"Let's be friends."
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{\an8}But that's how gay women do it.
They send mixed signals.
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{\an8}Say what you want about men,
but at least they're obvious.
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{\an8}Ally,
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{\an8}if it goes there, all you have to say is,
"Not for me."
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{\an8}What's with
all the panic?
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{\an8}What?
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{\an8}As a general rule--
Ugh.
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{\an8}- Where's Whipper?
- She's on vacation between jobs.
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{\an8}"As a general rule"
what?
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{\an8}As a general rule,
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{\an8}the idea of kissing another
woman grosses me out.
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{\an8}Ick.
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{\an8}But sometimes, the idea
of kissing certain women...
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{\an8}doesn't gross me out.
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{\an8}It's-It's not like I'm
attracted to them, but I--
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{\an8}Well, the idea
of kissing them isn't--
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{\an8}I don't know-- repulsive.
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{\an8}And Ling--
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{\an8}Maybe it's her perfect,
perfect face. I don't know.
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But the idea
of kissing her--
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It doesn't gross me out.
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-Is that what's bothering you?
-It shouldn't?
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Ally, relax.
You're a perfectly normal dyke.
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-Renee.
-Kidding.
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It's not like
I'm attracted to her.
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- Ally, I get it.
- Fine. If you get it, explain it to me.
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Why am I so nervous? And why am I so
worried about what I'm gonna wear?
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You're worried about
what will happen...
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if opportunity
and curiosity collide.
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[ Scoffs ] Oh, but why am I worried?
I'm not gonna kiss her.
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You might have the slightest,
itty-bitty little urge.
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That's what's
bothering you.
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Now, I'm off to court.
How do I look?
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Like you're going off
to sing karaoke.
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Great. Let's go.
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The men in the officejust call her "the yummy one."
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-You have any idea why?
-Of course I do.
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She dresses the way she does.She-- She flaunts sex.
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She engages themin sexually laced banter.
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Can you give us an example?
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Oh, she, um,
makes remarks to some of the men.
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Little things.It's a lot of innuendo.
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She teases them, and it adds up toan atmosphere of sex in the office.
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-Did you complain to your employer?
-Yeah.
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He says it's her personality.
That was his answer.
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"It's her personality."
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Innuendo. Hmm.
Was she guilty of any graphic sex talk?
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-No, but--
-Thank you.
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Was any of this innuendo directed at
you or the other women?
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Well, not exactly, but... she does ask
the single women in the office...
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if they'd like to be fixed up,
that she knows some fun guys.
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And she is constantlydoing that.
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Did any of the other women take up Ms.
Gaylor's offer to be introduced to men?
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I believe a few did.
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[ Renee ] What's wrong with the wayshe dresses?
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Well, it's always to accentuate
her sexual attributes.
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I'm not a prude.
I don't mind cleavage.
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It just puts out a sexual signal.Let's be honest.
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Well, am I putting out
a sexual signal right now?
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Well, a little.
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So, if I were to work
in your office,
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dressed the way that I am now,
I'd be guilty of sexual harassment.
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If you were to dress
that way every day,
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if you were constantly dropping little
remarks about your libido...
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and how much you like sex,
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that would contribute to
a sexually charged workplace.
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What if I said
something like,
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"Girlfriend,
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"it's been so long
since I've had it.
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I don't even remember
how it goes."
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Well, I doubt anybody
would believe you.
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Ling, my little Rolaid,
what's wrong?
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-Nothing.
-Hmm. Excellent.
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Richard, have you ever thought
about kissing another man?
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Ling, that's not
even funny.
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-It disgusts you?
-Well, of course it disgusts me.
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Don't get me wrong. There's absolutely
nothing wrong with being homosexual.
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But it would be totally, uh,
disgusting to kiss one.
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Oh, great. I can't-- I can't even look at
the foam now.
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-I think there's something wrong with me.
-What?
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I had a dream of...
two women kissing.
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Two women kissing? Nothing wrong with
that. I have that dream all the time.
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Why is it okay for two women to kiss,
but not two men? Seriously?
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Yes.
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In strict
anthropological terms,
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mankind is all about the propagation of
the species.
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Without procreation, uh,
mankind would become extinct.
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To facilitate procreation,
the male species must become aroused.
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Watching two women take their tongues to
each other arouses the male species,
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which fosters
the urge to procreate...
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and accordingly ensures the survival of
the human race.
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To the contrary, watching two butt pirates
go at it could, uh,
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make a man go limp for a week.
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The species
becomes threatened.
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I consider myself
pretty homophobic,
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but what you just said,
that is disgusting.
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Well, fine. Blame me
for anthropology.
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Richard, I had...
an erotic gay dream.
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I'm scared.
I-I don't want to end up with a woman.
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Well, if you did, onion,
you know I'd be there for you,
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watching,
touching myself.
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This is serious!
I don't wanna turn gay.
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Ling, people don't turn gay.
You either are or you're not.
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-I've heard of people discovering midlife.
-Confused people.
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Sexually ambiguous people.
Uh, I've made love to you.
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I've never
found you ambiguous.
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-Ambidextrous at times, but--
-[ Clattering ]
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This is serious! If I become a lesbian,
it will be your loss.
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It would be my--
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-Ling.
-Never mind "Ling." I think I'm going gay.
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-Excuse me?
-I had a dream about kissing... a woman.
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So?
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-"So?"
-Oh, come on, Ling.
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Do you think you're the first
heterosexual woman
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to fantasize about
kissing another woman?
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I've had stranger fantasies
than that, trust me.
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Such as?
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That's my business.
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You can tell me.
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I just told you
a vulnerable little secret.
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Friendship is about
sharing, Nelle.
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Oh, yes, Ling.
I-I keep forgetting you live to share.
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Just tell me!
What is your dirtiest little fantasy?
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-You really want to know?
-Yes!
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You to me.
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Okay.
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Sometimes...
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I fantasize about...
getting spanked.
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-What?
-Well, I would never do it.
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And trust me, I have no desire to be
either victimized or dominated by men.
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But spanked?
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Well, I-I read this book
long ago called Spank the Maid,
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and don't ask me why,
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but I found it
slightly titillating.
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There's something a littleVictorian about it.
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But, Nelle,
that is so not you.
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It's-- It's submissive.
It's--
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Actually, in spanking circles,
the bottom controls.
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-You say when, you say stop.
-Is there a newsletter?
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Ling, don't worry.
I'm not into "S" and "M."
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00:13:50,287 --> 00:13:54,458
And trust me, I-I would never think of
actually satisfying the curiosity.
236
00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:58,629
But I can't deny it.
237
00:13:58,712 --> 00:14:00,881
It's a fantasy...
238
00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:03,884
to have a man spank me!
239
00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:07,638
Thwap, thwap, thwap!
240
00:14:07,721 --> 00:14:11,809
Right on my white little bottom,till it turns pink.
241
00:14:16,772 --> 00:14:18,607
You admit the men
talk about her.
242
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,734
She's a sexy woman,
Mr. Thomas.
243
00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:22,778
Men talk about
sexy women.
244
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:25,990
But the other women, they claim that themen get a little sex on the brain...
245
00:14:26,073 --> 00:14:27,950
every time she's around.
246
00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:31,662
How can I prevent that? Put out a memo,
"No sex on the brain"?
247
00:14:31,745 --> 00:14:35,207
Maybe you could tell her
not to wear those clothes.
248
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:36,917
In which case,
she could sue me.
249
00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:40,254
I mean, if I fire a woman for being toosexy or looking too sexy,
250
00:14:40,337 --> 00:14:42,006
I get sued by her.
251
00:14:42,089 --> 00:14:45,759
If I allow her to walk around, uh,
oozing sex appeal,
252
00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:47,636
I get sued by them.
253
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:51,682
There is sex in the air.That's all I can say.
254
00:14:51,765 --> 00:14:55,728
The men shoot looks to each other whenshe passes by, and she plays it.
255
00:14:55,811 --> 00:14:58,814
-She loves it.
-How so?
256
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,901
Oh, she leans over desks,
offering a little peek of cleavage.
257
00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:03,611
She's very touchy.
258
00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:05,529
She enjoys beingthe center of attention,
259
00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:08,574
and the men respond
like little sophomoric imps.
260
00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:11,201
Respond exactly how?
I'm trying to get a picture.
261
00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:14,705
The best way I can describe it
is sex is in the air.
262
00:15:14,788 --> 00:15:17,583
If you go into a single's bar,you get that feeling.
263
00:15:17,666 --> 00:15:20,419
The horny antennae are up,out and on the alert.
264
00:15:20,502 --> 00:15:22,796
That's the way
it feels in this office.
265
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:25,007
There's an energy of hedonism,
and she generates it.
266
00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:26,967
Quite on purpose,
I might add.
267
00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:33,682
When you dress in the morning, do you try
to make yourself look your best?
268
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:37,686
-Yes.
-But she can't?
269
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:40,773
I know the problem.
Where do you draw the line?
270
00:15:40,856 --> 00:15:44,360
Perfume? Tight sweater?
Where's the line?
271
00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:46,612
All I can say,she crossed it.
272
00:15:46,695 --> 00:15:49,865
We say that men can't contribute to
a sexually charged workplace?
273
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,701
Well, women shouldn't
be able to either.
274
00:15:54,536 --> 00:15:56,538
Okay, Alice,
you'll testify tomorrow.
275
00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:59,583
It's important that you don't come off as
any kind of sexual predator.
276
00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:01,585
-I won't.
-How are we doing?
277
00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:05,089
I think all right.
Your testimony will be important.
278
00:16:05,172 --> 00:16:07,174
Renee, can I steal you
for a second?
279
00:16:07,257 --> 00:16:11,095
Okay. We'll meet here
tomorrow, 9:30.
280
00:16:11,178 --> 00:16:13,931
I think you should tell her to tone down
the dress a little.
281
00:16:14,014 --> 00:16:16,266
And I think you could tone it down
a little yourself.
282
00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:18,769
Excuse me?
This is a courtroom.
283
00:16:18,852 --> 00:16:21,522
I realize that.
284
00:16:21,605 --> 00:16:25,609
Don't you think that
if she dressed differently,
285
00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:27,611
it would look like
some sort of admission...
286
00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:30,489
that the way she usually dresses is
inappropriate?
287
00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:34,868
It is inappropriate. The issue is whether
it constitutes sexual harassment.
288
00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:38,664
And like any case, it comes down to
who the jury sympathizes with more...
289
00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:40,791
and, dressed like that,
it won't be her.
290
00:16:40,874 --> 00:16:43,168
-Is that right?
-And it applies to lawyers too.
291
00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:45,671
Don't get me wrong.
You're beautiful.
292
00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:49,383
This look is great... on cable,
but in a courtroom?
293
00:16:49,466 --> 00:16:53,303
-Will you think about it?
-I won't stop thinking about it.
294
00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:55,931
-Trust me.
-Thanks.
295
00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:00,436
[ Elevator Bell Dings ]
296
00:17:03,063 --> 00:17:05,858
-Ally.
-Ling. Hi.
297
00:17:05,941 --> 00:17:07,776
Hello. Hi.
298
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:10,487
I made reservations
at Jaspers. 8:00.
299
00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:13,449
Oh. Great.
Excellent. Great.
300
00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:16,035
-Are you still game?
-Oh, hey. Wouldn't kiss it.
301
00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:18,162
Miss it.
I wouldn't miss it.
302
00:17:18,245 --> 00:17:22,041
-Ling. Pringle.
-Uh, can't talk now, Richard.
303
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:25,002
-What was that about?
-How should I know? Why would you ask me?
304
00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:28,005
I--
[ Sniffs ]
305
00:17:28,088 --> 00:17:31,008
Richard, I need to talk to you.
Bit of an emergency.
306
00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:34,511
Spanked?
307
00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:39,224
-Yes.
-Did she tell you that?
308
00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:41,602
She didn't tell me.
I heard her tell Ling.
309
00:17:41,685 --> 00:17:44,772
-Does Ling like to be spanked?
-I don't think so. She sounded shocked.
310
00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:47,691
You know, as it is, Richard,
I'm not a sexually adventurous person.
311
00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:49,735
Deriving pleasure
from pain--
312
00:17:49,818 --> 00:17:51,737
It makes me
very uncomfortable.
313
00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:54,114
-Uh, what? She never broached it with you?
-No!
314
00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:57,993
Well, look,
don't panic here.
315
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,079
You know,
first things first.
316
00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:04,374
I think you need to sit down with Nelle
and, you know, spank her.
317
00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:06,335
-Richard!
-Just take her right over your knee--
318
00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:10,380
Stop it! It isn't funny. It's violence,
and I'm not a sexual adventurist.
319
00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:13,133
-I just--
-John, wait, wait. Hold on.
320
00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:15,344
Don't you think you're being
a little selfish here?
321
00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:18,097
What you should be expressing is
concern for Nelle.
322
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:21,100
Does she need help? Uh,
should she get counseling?
323
00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:24,561
Maybe her talking to Ling was some sort of
a cry for help.
324
00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:26,772
-There's a lot of questions here.
-Yeah.
325
00:18:26,855 --> 00:18:29,441
Let's look at her
as a victim for a second.
326
00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:31,819
And, you know, um, spank her,
'cause victims love that.
327
00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:34,822
-Never mind.
-John, wait.
328
00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:37,908
You think
you got it bad.
329
00:18:37,991 --> 00:18:40,410
Ling has been having
gay erotic dreams.
330
00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:42,538
-I beg your pardon?
-Yes.
331
00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:44,665
-What do you think that means?
-I don't know.
332
00:18:44,748 --> 00:18:46,708
But one thing
seems certain.
333
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:49,628
You and I, in bed--
334
00:18:49,711 --> 00:18:51,713
We're not pleasing
our women.
335
00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:59,346
[ Man ]♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
336
00:18:59,429 --> 00:19:01,223
♪ Come on and rock me ♪
337
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:05,727
♪ Ooh, girl ♪
338
00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:11,900
So, that was
an excellent dinner.
339
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,902
Scrumptious.
Really good.
340
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:16,905
How was your, um, meat?
341
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,616
-Oh, it was great.
-Excellent.
342
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:22,995
I love it when you go out to eat and
the food is excellent.
343
00:19:23,078 --> 00:19:24,705
-I mean, don't you?
-Yes!
344
00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:30,711
Look.
345
00:19:30,794 --> 00:19:35,299
I guess it's obvious.
The dream I had about kissing a woman?
346
00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:37,634
-The woman was you.
-[ Clears Throat ]
347
00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:45,267
-Um, hmm.
-I've been just as scared as you.
348
00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:48,353
I-- I always get afraid
that dreams mean something,
349
00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:51,231
and... I tend to
confront them.
350
00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:53,859
That's why I wanted
to have dinner.
351
00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:57,196
Sitting here,
looking at you,
352
00:19:57,279 --> 00:20:00,115
letting my mind
wander a little,
353
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,701
thinking,
what if you and I--
354
00:20:02,784 --> 00:20:04,870
[ Gasping ]
355
00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:08,040
I've reconfirmed with myself that what
I really want out of a relationship...
356
00:20:08,123 --> 00:20:09,958
at the end of the day...
357
00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:13,545
is a penis.
358
00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:16,089
Oh, me too.
359
00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:18,342
So, can we just drop this
little curiosity dance
360
00:20:18,425 --> 00:20:20,052
and just resume
disliking each other?
361
00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:22,596
-Oh, that would be so great.
-I am so relieved.
362
00:20:22,679 --> 00:20:25,015
Oh, me too. God.
363
00:20:25,098 --> 00:20:28,602
♪ Now, I've got myselftogether ♪♪
364
00:20:28,685 --> 00:20:31,271
Uh-oh.
3:00. Hockey team.
365
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:39,154
They look like they're
daring each other to move in.
366
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:42,574
I hate that, when a guy comes up to hit on
you while his friends watch.
367
00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:44,868
Ally.
368
00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:48,747
-Do you want to have a little fun?
-Sounds mean.
369
00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:50,832
It is.
370
00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:53,293
You know what arouses and frustrates them
at the same time?
371
00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:58,215
-What?
-Two beautiful women... into each other.
372
00:21:00,717 --> 00:21:03,136
-Shall we dance?
-[ Roy Orbison ] ♪ Pretty woman ♪
373
00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:04,972
-Let's.
-♪ Won't you pardon me ♪
374
00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:09,226
♪ Pretty womanI couldn't help but see ♪
375
00:21:09,309 --> 00:21:12,020
♪ Pretty woman ♪
376
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:16,066
♪ That you look lovelyas can be ♪
377
00:21:16,149 --> 00:21:20,320
♪ Are you lonelyjust like me ♪
378
00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:26,410
[ Purring ]
379
00:21:28,412 --> 00:21:32,207
♪ Pretty womanStop a while ♪
380
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:36,128
♪ Pretty womanTalk a while ♪
381
00:21:36,211 --> 00:21:39,589
♪ Pretty womanGive your smile ♪
382
00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:42,551
♪ To me ♪
383
00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:46,305
♪ 'Cause I need you ♪
384
00:21:46,388 --> 00:21:49,808
♪ I'll treat you right ♪
385
00:21:49,891 --> 00:21:53,937
♪ Come to me, baby ♪
386
00:21:54,021 --> 00:22:00,986
♪ Be mine tonight ♪
387
00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:03,864
♪ Pretty woman ♪♪
388
00:22:07,117 --> 00:22:09,953
I thought the hostess
was gonna ask us to leave.
389
00:22:10,037 --> 00:22:12,706
I thought
she was gonna join us.
390
00:22:15,792 --> 00:22:17,794
-Oh, is this you?
-Yeah.
391
00:22:21,131 --> 00:22:23,842
I had a-- a great time.
392
00:22:23,925 --> 00:22:25,802
Whoever would have guessed
I could have fun with you?
393
00:22:25,886 --> 00:22:27,637
Yeah.
394
00:22:29,931 --> 00:22:33,894
-I'm sorry I made you so nervous at first.
-That's okay.
395
00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:41,526
Uh, h-hey, you, um-- you want to come in,
get some coffee?
396
00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:45,364
We could, um, make
some prank phone calls.
397
00:22:47,157 --> 00:22:49,618
No, thanks.
It's late.
398
00:22:49,701 --> 00:22:52,204
Richard's probably
waiting to do my knee.
399
00:22:52,287 --> 00:22:54,956
Ah. Okay.
400
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:58,752
-So, uh, I'll see you tomorrow.
-Yeah.
401
00:22:58,835 --> 00:23:00,837
Yeah, tomorrow.
402
00:23:30,659 --> 00:23:32,869
God, John,
she's not alone.
403
00:23:32,953 --> 00:23:36,706
As many as 30% of adult women
fantasize about getting spanked.
404
00:23:36,790 --> 00:23:38,208
But it's violence.
405
00:23:38,291 --> 00:23:40,794
It's also Freudian.
He said pain is arousing.
406
00:23:40,877 --> 00:23:44,214
Oh, everything aroused Freud.
He was a little pervert.
407
00:23:44,297 --> 00:23:46,216
-But 30%.
-[ Beeping ]
408
00:23:46,299 --> 00:23:48,218
Oh, listen to this.
409
00:23:48,301 --> 00:23:51,304
"Many women brush their hair in bed,
leave the brush on the nightstand...
410
00:23:51,388 --> 00:23:54,808
in the secret hope their partner will take
it to them."
411
00:23:54,891 --> 00:23:59,104
What? Nelle sometimes
brushes her hair in bed.
412
00:23:59,187 --> 00:24:01,314
My God, Richard.
I've gotta go talk to her.
413
00:24:01,398 --> 00:24:04,443
Oh, no. I-I wouldn't.
Not if you want to get her going.
414
00:24:04,526 --> 00:24:09,239
-Oh, now what?
-The surprise factor adds to the pleasure.
415
00:24:09,322 --> 00:24:12,826
Just when I thought I had my sexual esteem
back. This is a disaster.
416
00:24:12,909 --> 00:24:15,120
-[ Slapping Sounds ]
-[ Woman Gasping ]
417
00:24:15,203 --> 00:24:17,122
-Ew.
-Ew.
418
00:24:17,205 --> 00:24:21,918
Oh! Oh! Oh!
[ Gasps ]
419
00:24:23,712 --> 00:24:27,591
I don't proposition the men.
I don't date anybody from work.
420
00:24:27,674 --> 00:24:29,634
In fact,
I have a rule against it.
421
00:24:29,718 --> 00:24:32,471
But you do dress to turn the guys
on a little?
422
00:24:32,554 --> 00:24:35,640
I don't deny that.
I like to feel attractive.
423
00:24:35,724 --> 00:24:39,186
And truth be told, your ruleabout dating men at work--
424
00:24:39,269 --> 00:24:41,521
the word is you kind
of use that a little.
425
00:24:41,605 --> 00:24:45,609
You make guys think, ah, but for that
rule, they might have a chance with you.
426
00:24:45,692 --> 00:24:47,819
- Yes, I do that.
- Can you tell us why?
427
00:24:47,903 --> 00:24:50,322
It's power.
Sex for me is power.
428
00:24:50,405 --> 00:24:53,033
-How so?
-I have something men want.
429
00:24:53,116 --> 00:24:57,996
And even though they know they're not
gonna get it, they love the flirt.
430
00:24:58,079 --> 00:25:03,001
They love being in my company,and it's an equalizer.
431
00:25:03,084 --> 00:25:07,297
- "An equalizer"?
- I'm not the smartest one in the room.
432
00:25:07,380 --> 00:25:09,841
But I get a lot of help
from my coworkers, mostly male.
433
00:25:09,925 --> 00:25:15,847
They're happy to cover my shifts or pitchin on an assignment if I'm behind.
434
00:25:15,931 --> 00:25:19,309
An attractive woman gets cut
a lot of slack sometimes.
435
00:25:19,392 --> 00:25:21,978
- That's a fact.
- And you exploit that a little.
436
00:25:22,062 --> 00:25:23,730
Yes.
437
00:25:23,813 --> 00:25:26,316
But I've never exploited it
to victimize anybody.
438
00:25:28,735 --> 00:25:30,695
[ Door Closes ]
439
00:25:30,779 --> 00:25:32,614
You try your case,
Billy, and I'll try mine.
440
00:25:32,697 --> 00:25:35,158
The problem is,
you're trying my case as well, Renee.
441
00:25:35,242 --> 00:25:37,452
Our clients are linked,
and what you're doing...
442
00:25:37,536 --> 00:25:40,163
hurts my client's chances
of getting a fair trial.
443
00:25:40,247 --> 00:25:42,165
What am I doing?
444
00:25:42,249 --> 00:25:45,001
Playing the stupid sex slut power card
like it's something to champion.
445
00:25:45,085 --> 00:25:47,045
You should be ashamed
of yourself.
446
00:25:47,128 --> 00:25:49,631
Your strategy has all the integrity of
a lap dance.
447
00:25:49,714 --> 00:25:51,800
What?
448
00:25:51,883 --> 00:25:55,053
You think what you're doing
shows some respect for women?
449
00:25:55,136 --> 00:25:57,430
I respect any woman's right
to her individuality.
450
00:25:57,514 --> 00:26:00,684
Oh, give me a break.
You know what your problem is, Billy?
451
00:26:00,767 --> 00:26:03,895
You don't like womenbeing sexy.
452
00:26:03,979 --> 00:26:05,730
It threatens
your own masculinity.
453
00:26:05,814 --> 00:26:08,400
Threatens my--
Oh, I'd love to hear this.
454
00:26:08,483 --> 00:26:11,778
Don't talk to me about respect for women.
You don't even like strong women.
455
00:26:11,861 --> 00:26:13,738
-That's why you ran from Ally.
-What?
456
00:26:13,822 --> 00:26:16,575
You knew you wouldn't be able to tell
her what to do and how to dress.
457
00:26:16,658 --> 00:26:17,784
That is so--
458
00:26:17,867 --> 00:26:20,203
So you find yourself
a little Barbie doll wife.
459
00:26:20,287 --> 00:26:22,122
Hey! Don't you ever
attack my wife!
460
00:26:22,205 --> 00:26:25,959
I'll be happy to stick up for her.
How's this?
461
00:26:26,042 --> 00:26:29,296
She's too good for you,
you male chauvinist King Kong pig!
462
00:26:29,379 --> 00:26:31,756
-Oh, I'm a male chauvinist pig?
-The worst kind.
463
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:34,801
You disguise yourself as being pro-women.
Well, you're not.
464
00:26:37,304 --> 00:26:41,266
You had a problem with Georgia dressing
sexy last year. I know about that.
465
00:26:41,349 --> 00:26:44,728
You left Ally because you knew she would
not stay home and cook and clean.
466
00:26:44,811 --> 00:26:48,565
My problem right now is with cocounsel,
walking around the courtroom...
467
00:26:48,648 --> 00:26:50,692
with a plunging neckline,
throwing her breasts out...
468
00:26:50,775 --> 00:26:54,154
like they're two condos
she's trying to sublet!
469
00:26:58,283 --> 00:27:01,244
Male chauvinist pig!Get out!
470
00:27:01,328 --> 00:27:04,039
[ Pig Oinking ]
471
00:27:04,122 --> 00:27:05,415
[ Door Slams ]
472
00:27:08,710 --> 00:27:11,296
[ Door Opens, Closes ]
473
00:27:11,379 --> 00:27:14,466
Oh, hi, sweetie.
I haven't seen you all day.
474
00:27:14,549 --> 00:27:17,636
Oh? Well, I-- I've been
out in plain sight.
475
00:27:17,719 --> 00:27:19,554
Cute.
476
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,808
I miss you.
477
00:27:23,892 --> 00:27:27,145
How about coming home with me tonight,
let me cook for you?
478
00:27:27,228 --> 00:27:29,856
Fine.
479
00:27:29,939 --> 00:27:33,318
Maybe I'll whip up something slightly
more exotic.
480
00:27:33,401 --> 00:27:35,737
Think you can
be adventurous?
481
00:27:36,988 --> 00:27:40,241
-[ High Voice ] Sure.
-I'll get my coat.
482
00:27:40,325 --> 00:27:42,952
[ Clears Throat ]
483
00:27:50,418 --> 00:27:52,462
Hi, John.
484
00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:56,800
What's the matter?
485
00:27:56,883 --> 00:28:00,595
Elaine, do you remember
what you did for me last week?
486
00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:03,014
-Could you, uh--
-Sure.
487
00:28:06,226 --> 00:28:08,103
[ Moans ]
488
00:28:08,186 --> 00:28:10,730
You hot, hot Biscuit.
489
00:28:11,898 --> 00:28:14,734
Oh, I could fry an egg
on you.
490
00:28:14,818 --> 00:28:16,903
Eggs...
491
00:28:16,986 --> 00:28:20,865
and your hot,
hot sausage...
492
00:28:20,949 --> 00:28:25,328
on a hot,
hot Biscuit.
493
00:28:25,412 --> 00:28:27,914
I look at youand I see brunch.
494
00:28:29,249 --> 00:28:32,043
- You hot, hot Biscuit.
- [ Clears Throat ]
495
00:28:33,545 --> 00:28:35,255
I'm his fluffer.
496
00:28:43,513 --> 00:28:45,557
Uh--
[ Muttering ]
497
00:28:47,350 --> 00:28:49,936
[ Vonda ]♪ Oh, late at night ♪
498
00:28:50,019 --> 00:28:51,688
♪ Mmm ♪
499
00:28:51,771 --> 00:28:56,067
♪ I'm taking you home ♪
500
00:28:56,151 --> 00:28:59,195
♪ I say I want to stay ♪
501
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:03,324
♪ You say you wantto be alone ♪♪
502
00:29:03,408 --> 00:29:05,160
-Ally!
-[ Gasps ] Ling!
503
00:29:05,243 --> 00:29:07,036
Hey, hi, hi!How's it going?
504
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:09,998
- You're all flustered again.
- Me?
505
00:29:10,081 --> 00:29:14,961
Uh, no, no. I'm-- I was just, you know,
hanging out.
506
00:29:15,044 --> 00:29:17,130
[ Sighs ]
507
00:29:17,213 --> 00:29:20,550
You know, relaxing.
[ Gasps ]
508
00:29:20,633 --> 00:29:23,928
-Are you okay?
-I'm fine.
509
00:29:24,012 --> 00:29:26,723
I'm fine. Oh.
510
00:29:26,806 --> 00:29:29,517
[ Grunts ]
511
00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:32,645
Ugh.
[ Sighs ]
512
00:29:32,729 --> 00:29:35,690
-Why are you so nervous?
-Oy.
513
00:29:35,774 --> 00:29:37,650
All right.
514
00:29:38,651 --> 00:29:40,653
I had a great time
last night.
515
00:29:40,737 --> 00:29:43,990
But, but--
516
00:29:44,073 --> 00:29:46,743
As we were saying good night,
you wanted to kiss me?
517
00:29:46,826 --> 00:29:49,370
Well, I'm--
Well, um-- Well, yeah.
518
00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:51,414
But no. I mean,
it's not because--
519
00:29:51,498 --> 00:29:54,250
-You're gay.
-Right. I'm not gay.
520
00:29:55,877 --> 00:29:59,464
You know, I'm not even ashamed to admit
that I don't want to be gay.
521
00:29:59,547 --> 00:30:01,716
-But--
-You're curious.
522
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:04,928
Well, it wasn't
just that, Ling.
523
00:30:05,011 --> 00:30:07,263
For whatever reason,
last night...
524
00:30:07,347 --> 00:30:12,602
I had an urge to kiss you.
525
00:30:18,191 --> 00:30:19,943
Do you now?
526
00:30:29,786 --> 00:30:31,579
[ Lock Slides Shut ]
527
00:30:33,957 --> 00:30:35,917
Could you step out
from behind that desk?
528
00:30:41,339 --> 00:30:44,592
I-- Well, I-I was, um,
headed this way anyway.
529
00:30:44,676 --> 00:30:46,636
I've been thinking
about it too.
530
00:30:48,805 --> 00:30:50,765
You have?
531
00:30:50,849 --> 00:30:53,476
-All day.
-[ Whimpers, Clears Throat ]
532
00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:57,605
Maybe it's because we had such a good
time, and--
533
00:30:57,689 --> 00:31:01,317
Nelle thinks the euphoria of a new
friendship can send the brain--
534
00:31:01,401 --> 00:31:03,403
You talked to Nelle
about it?
535
00:31:04,821 --> 00:31:07,073
-Yes.
-What did she say?
536
00:31:08,533 --> 00:31:10,535
She had some theory
about--
537
00:31:12,745 --> 00:31:17,208
There's something arousing about curiosity
and non-mainstream whatever--
538
00:31:17,292 --> 00:31:18,960
I don't really remember.
539
00:31:23,131 --> 00:31:25,842
She thought it would all go away if
I did kiss you.
540
00:31:31,306 --> 00:31:34,434
Maybe we should,
541
00:31:34,517 --> 00:31:38,479
ju-just to see
what it's like.
542
00:31:40,231 --> 00:31:43,109
What do you think
it would be like?
543
00:31:43,192 --> 00:31:45,153
Soft.
544
00:31:48,281 --> 00:31:53,077
-Soft.
-♪ Girl, you can't hide your desire ♪
545
00:31:54,996 --> 00:31:58,499
♪ And when we kiss ♪
546
00:31:58,583 --> 00:32:00,919
♪ Ooh ♪
547
00:32:01,002 --> 00:32:03,588
♪ Fire ♪
548
00:32:04,881 --> 00:32:07,383
♪ Hey, hey, fire ♪
549
00:32:23,650 --> 00:32:25,151
That didn't suck.
550
00:32:27,403 --> 00:32:28,905
Not at all.
551
00:32:30,114 --> 00:32:32,742
-One more?
-Little one.
552
00:32:32,825 --> 00:32:34,702
♪ Fire ♪
553
00:32:35,995 --> 00:32:39,040
♪ Kisses are like fire ♪♪
554
00:32:42,126 --> 00:32:46,214
-I still cannot believe it!
-Oh, neither can I.
555
00:32:46,297 --> 00:32:48,925
-I kissed a woman.
-And?
556
00:32:50,510 --> 00:32:53,096
She can kiss.
I mean, you know Ling.
557
00:32:53,179 --> 00:32:55,348
There's nothing
she's not good at.
558
00:32:55,431 --> 00:32:57,350
How did you leave it?
559
00:32:57,433 --> 00:32:59,936
We just left it.
560
00:33:00,019 --> 00:33:04,774
We kissed a second time,
and she just walked out of the room.
561
00:33:04,857 --> 00:33:06,484
[ Doorbell Rings ]
562
00:33:06,567 --> 00:33:09,862
That's it?
You didn't talk?
563
00:33:09,946 --> 00:33:13,866
I don't think either one of ushad any idea what to say.
564
00:33:19,539 --> 00:33:21,249
-Who told?
-Excuse me?
565
00:33:22,750 --> 00:33:24,627
Why are you here?
566
00:33:24,711 --> 00:33:28,965
To see Renee. I think we need to
coordinate our closing arguments.
567
00:33:29,048 --> 00:33:32,093
What's there to coordinate? You condemn
sexual harassment laws in general.
568
00:33:32,176 --> 00:33:35,263
Then I hang my two condos
out for rent.
569
00:33:35,346 --> 00:33:37,473
Renee.
570
00:33:41,394 --> 00:33:44,772
I've got my closing
for my client.
571
00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:46,983
You just worry
about yours.
572
00:33:52,989 --> 00:33:56,659
[ Door Opens, Closes ]
573
00:33:57,994 --> 00:34:01,581
Okay.
What have I missed?
574
00:34:11,507 --> 00:34:14,719
So, you just left
after dinner?
575
00:34:14,802 --> 00:34:16,763
I couldn't take it.
576
00:34:16,846 --> 00:34:20,099
She started brushing her hair-- brush
the size of a tennis racket.
577
00:34:20,183 --> 00:34:22,101
-No.
-[ Sprays ]
578
00:34:22,185 --> 00:34:24,729
-And you?
-Well, she just rolled over.
579
00:34:24,812 --> 00:34:26,856
My little knee pit thing
isn't working.
580
00:34:26,939 --> 00:34:30,234
-She's built up a small callus.
-Mmm.
581
00:34:30,318 --> 00:34:34,739
What's happened to us, John?
We're not our usual sex machines.
582
00:34:34,822 --> 00:34:37,825
Well, I tell you what.
583
00:34:38,826 --> 00:34:40,787
I'm not gonna wallow.
584
00:34:40,870 --> 00:34:43,623
If I can't be the old John Cage,
then I'll be the new one.
585
00:34:43,706 --> 00:34:46,918
-Meaning?
-I changed once. I can change again.
586
00:34:47,001 --> 00:34:50,421
Well, may the wild winds
carry me onward.
587
00:34:50,505 --> 00:34:53,007
[ Passing Gas ]
588
00:34:54,342 --> 00:34:55,843
Good start.
589
00:34:55,927 --> 00:34:58,805
I'm a new man... again.
590
00:34:58,888 --> 00:35:00,306
Hmm.
591
00:35:01,724 --> 00:35:04,894
Why should women have to workin that kind of climate?
592
00:35:04,977 --> 00:35:07,438
With men sniggling
like schoolboys.
593
00:35:07,522 --> 00:35:11,275
Why should they have to go
to an office every day...
594
00:35:11,359 --> 00:35:15,196
to watch her strut around like somecenterfold layout queen...
595
00:35:15,279 --> 00:35:18,157
for the collectiveNeanderthal jolly?
596
00:35:18,241 --> 00:35:22,954
Is it so unreasonable
to say to this woman,
597
00:35:23,037 --> 00:35:25,206
"Dress a little
more modestly"?
598
00:35:25,289 --> 00:35:28,793
Is that such a huge imposition
on individuality?
599
00:35:28,876 --> 00:35:31,963
There is no harassmentgoing on here.
600
00:35:32,046 --> 00:35:35,424
This is an enormously attractive woman.
Men are attracted to her.
601
00:35:35,508 --> 00:35:37,510
I'm sure they do look, smile,
602
00:35:37,593 --> 00:35:40,471
shoot sideways glances,
maybe even fantasize about her.
603
00:35:40,555 --> 00:35:42,807
Are you gonna punish
the employer for that?
604
00:35:42,890 --> 00:35:45,852
What have you heard whatanybody has actually done?
605
00:35:45,935 --> 00:35:48,146
Come on.
606
00:35:48,229 --> 00:35:49,272
You put men and women in the same room,
607
00:35:49,355 --> 00:35:51,983
sexual chemistry will always bein the air,
608
00:35:52,066 --> 00:35:56,779
especially when you have
a woman who looks like that.
609
00:35:56,863 --> 00:36:01,200
When I was a little girl,I went to a musical.
610
00:36:01,284 --> 00:36:06,164
And there were all these
can-can girls jumping around.
611
00:36:06,247 --> 00:36:08,833
They looked
a little silly to me.
612
00:36:08,916 --> 00:36:11,669
But then this one...
613
00:36:11,752 --> 00:36:14,964
beautiful woman came out...
614
00:36:15,047 --> 00:36:18,593
and started singing
to this powerful man.
615
00:36:18,676 --> 00:36:23,723
And on the stage,
she suddenly controlled him.
616
00:36:23,806 --> 00:36:27,226
And I didn't think
she was a victim.
617
00:36:27,310 --> 00:36:30,855
And I didn't see heras a bimbo.
618
00:36:30,938 --> 00:36:33,608
And I didn't think
she was the antifeminist.
619
00:36:33,691 --> 00:36:35,568
No.
620
00:36:36,611 --> 00:36:39,614
I saw a woman...
621
00:36:39,697 --> 00:36:43,201
whose gift
was sex appeal.
622
00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:46,162
Charismatic,
623
00:36:46,245 --> 00:36:48,414
even contagious...
624
00:36:48,497 --> 00:36:50,374
sex appeal.
625
00:36:50,458 --> 00:36:53,669
And she wasn't ashamedof having it.
626
00:36:53,753 --> 00:36:56,839
Now, these women over here...
627
00:36:56,923 --> 00:37:01,260
would have you believe that Alice Gaylorshould be ashamed of it,
628
00:37:01,344 --> 00:37:05,223
just like some people tell me
that I should be ashamed of it.
629
00:37:05,306 --> 00:37:07,516
Yes, I've been gettingthat message all my life.
630
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:11,479
"If you use
your sexuality,
631
00:37:11,562 --> 00:37:15,608
you set the feminist movement backwards."
632
00:37:15,691 --> 00:37:17,693
That's ridiculous.
633
00:37:23,366 --> 00:37:25,534
-[ Gasps ]
-So?
634
00:37:25,618 --> 00:37:27,286
So?
635
00:37:28,496 --> 00:37:31,123
We need to talk about it.
636
00:37:40,967 --> 00:37:44,804
Well, what do you
have to say?
637
00:37:44,887 --> 00:37:47,723
Me? Well, okay.
638
00:37:47,807 --> 00:37:49,934
-It gave me another dream.
-Oh.
639
00:37:50,017 --> 00:37:52,103
-About me and Richard.
-Oh.
640
00:37:52,186 --> 00:37:54,272
I told him after you I could never go
back to kissing him.
641
00:37:54,355 --> 00:37:55,231
Oh.
642
00:37:55,314 --> 00:37:58,401
But it was just a dream.
643
00:37:58,484 --> 00:38:01,153
The truth is, even though
you're a great kisser--
644
00:38:01,237 --> 00:38:03,197
almost as good as me--
645
00:38:03,281 --> 00:38:05,533
-and I admit to enjoying it--
-It wasn't--
646
00:38:05,616 --> 00:38:07,576
-The same as--
-Yeah.
647
00:38:07,660 --> 00:38:10,538
There was that one missing ingredient
you need for the tingle.
648
00:38:10,621 --> 00:38:13,582
-And we both know what that is, don't we?
-[ Both ] Penis.
649
00:38:13,666 --> 00:38:16,919
-I like men.
-So do I.
650
00:38:18,838 --> 00:38:20,756
But I'm glad we did it.
651
00:38:22,717 --> 00:38:25,052
So am I.
652
00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:27,680
Promise me you'll
never tell anyone?
653
00:38:29,015 --> 00:38:31,600
Ee-- I already told Renee.
654
00:38:31,684 --> 00:38:34,645
But I will promise you
this, Ling.
655
00:38:35,896 --> 00:38:38,024
I will never kiss
another woman.
656
00:38:39,859 --> 00:38:41,819
Deal.
657
00:38:48,367 --> 00:38:51,370
Mr. Foreman,has the jury reached its verdict?
658
00:38:51,454 --> 00:38:54,165
- We have, Your Honor.
- What say you?
659
00:38:57,001 --> 00:39:00,755
In the matter of Butters, et al,
versus Corbin Technologies,
660
00:39:00,838 --> 00:39:03,466
on the count
of sexual harassment,
661
00:39:03,549 --> 00:39:06,135
we find in favor
of the defendant.
662
00:39:06,218 --> 00:39:09,055
Count two, Butters, et al,
versus Alice Gaylor,
663
00:39:09,138 --> 00:39:11,891
on the count
of sexual harassment,
664
00:39:11,974 --> 00:39:14,477
we find in favor
of the defendant.
665
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:18,272
[ Judge ] Thank you very much, jury,for your service. Dismissed.
666
00:39:18,356 --> 00:39:20,524
[ Gavel Raps ]
667
00:39:21,901 --> 00:39:24,278
I'm so happy to be going
to bed early tonight.
668
00:39:24,362 --> 00:39:26,280
You have no idea.
669
00:39:28,032 --> 00:39:31,327
[ Sighs ] I was on my feet all day.
670
00:39:31,410 --> 00:39:33,412
I had to go
to the printers--
671
00:39:39,794 --> 00:39:42,338
-What's wrong?
-Nothing.
672
00:39:42,421 --> 00:39:45,633
I flex my pupils sometimes
to strengthen my eyesight.
673
00:39:45,716 --> 00:39:48,135
Oh, John!
674
00:39:48,219 --> 00:39:52,181
You can't improve your eyesight with
pupil flexes.
675
00:39:52,264 --> 00:39:55,768
What, did your smile therapist tell
you that one?
676
00:40:01,232 --> 00:40:03,442
That was nice.
677
00:40:03,526 --> 00:40:06,570
-I have a little surprise for you.
-Oh, you do? What?
678
00:40:06,654 --> 00:40:09,740
Oh, it's just, uh,
a little gift.
679
00:40:09,824 --> 00:40:11,784
It's on the floor
beside the bed.
680
00:40:11,867 --> 00:40:14,412
-Oh!
-No, it's on my side.
681
00:40:18,624 --> 00:40:21,293
Oh, well,
can you hand it to me?
682
00:40:21,377 --> 00:40:23,838
No.
683
00:40:25,089 --> 00:40:28,008
You have to see it
on the floor.
684
00:40:28,092 --> 00:40:31,011
What are you up to?
685
00:40:31,095 --> 00:40:33,347
Just look, darling.
686
00:40:42,731 --> 00:40:44,525
[ Screaming ]
687
00:40:44,608 --> 00:40:47,653
-What, are you crazy?
-[ Muttering ]
688
00:40:47,736 --> 00:40:49,989
You hurt me!
What the hell were you thinking?
689
00:40:50,072 --> 00:40:52,533
I should call the police! I should have
you arrested, for God's sakes!
690
00:40:52,616 --> 00:40:55,744
- [ Blubbering ]
- Just get out!
691
00:40:55,828 --> 00:40:58,456
- I want you to leave!
- [ Blubbering ]
692
00:40:58,539 --> 00:41:00,458
You sicko!
693
00:41:02,168 --> 00:41:05,921
♪ This magic moment ♪
694
00:41:07,339 --> 00:41:10,301
♪ So different and so new ♪
695
00:41:10,384 --> 00:41:12,470
♪ Was like any other ♪
Where are you now?
696
00:41:12,553 --> 00:41:16,307
Oh. Well, I-I'm sure
she'll get over it, John.
697
00:41:16,390 --> 00:41:19,810
Look, can we talk later?
It's a little hard to hear.
698
00:41:19,894 --> 00:41:22,605
Yeah. No, I'll call you back. Yeah.
699
00:41:22,688 --> 00:41:25,649
-What happened?
-The Biscuit, uh, spanked Nelle.
700
00:41:25,733 --> 00:41:29,028
-She threw him out.
-He spanked her?
701
00:41:29,111 --> 00:41:32,114
-Why would he--
-It's a long story.
702
00:41:32,198 --> 00:41:34,408
Ling, can we dance?
703
00:41:34,492 --> 00:41:38,245
I-I've been kind of missing you. You know?
704
00:41:38,329 --> 00:41:42,291
♪ Softer than a summer night ♪
705
00:41:42,374 --> 00:41:47,505
-♪ Everything I want I have ♪
-Ally, look! He's got your girl.
706
00:41:47,588 --> 00:41:49,757
Funny.
707
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:52,176
-♪ This magic moment ♪
-Seen Billy?
708
00:41:52,259 --> 00:41:55,763
Uh, no, no. I think
he's still upstairs.
709
00:41:55,846 --> 00:41:57,765
Hey, sit. Join us.
710
00:41:57,848 --> 00:42:01,268
Oh, that's okay.
I-I'll sit in the Barbie section.
711
00:42:03,646 --> 00:42:05,856
Oh, boy.
712
00:42:05,940 --> 00:42:09,360
-Private practice is tough.
-You'll patch it up.
713
00:42:09,443 --> 00:42:13,864
Hey, Renee! First civil trial and victory.
714
00:42:13,948 --> 00:42:17,326
Here's to your milestone.
715
00:42:17,409 --> 00:42:19,245
And to yours.
716
00:42:19,328 --> 00:42:22,122
Funny again.
717
00:42:22,206 --> 00:42:26,585
♪ Softer than a summer night ♪
718
00:42:26,669 --> 00:42:30,130
-♪ Everything I want I have ♪
-So, are we feeling hetero these days?
719
00:42:30,214 --> 00:42:32,424
[ Chuckling ]
Pretty much.
720
00:42:32,508 --> 00:42:35,636
Good. 'Cause I've been on the Internet.
I got some new tricks.
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Hmm. Can't wait.
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♪ While your lipsare close to mine ♪
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♪ Will last forever ♪
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♪ Forevertill the end of time ♪♪
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{\an8}[ Woman ]You stinker!
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