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Previously on "The Magicians"...
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There's too much magic.
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Everything that I touch just...
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it grows like crazy.
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I'm gonna let your bullshit slide
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on account of you so
recently being possessed
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by a homicidal monster.
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There was a blood worm scare,
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so the Library gave a lot
of hedges the Reed's Mark.
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I found a spell to remove
the Marks in a Depository.
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I get you're on a mission.
One of you's got to jet.
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Either one of you can hang for eternity.
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I've earned the right to step off.
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We're here to study with Mayakovsky.
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I hate all of you.
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Professor?
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"Best bitches."
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Wear this, and you'll see what I see.
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I'm Clarion, the goddess of melody.
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The way that you're imagining
the Harmonic Convergence
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isn't quite enough.
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When all the spells cast by
all the Magicians go haywire,
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you're gonna get earthquakes,
starvation, plague.
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She didn't have time to be delicate.
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You can't travel anymore.
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What exactly are we looking for, sir?
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Not what. Who.
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- You two know each other?
- No.
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Well, your subjects
are rightly grateful.
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For sending that letter?
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AKA that thing I totally
didn't do; you did.
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I was gonna let you die for Fillory.
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The Convergence can be stopped.
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All you have to do is move...
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that.
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The Harmonic Convergence.
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- AKA the end of the world.
- Not necessarily.
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This constellation forms a cosmic sigil
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that increases magical intensity.
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It has happened in the past
without causing an apocalypse.
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But now there's surges of magic.
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So we get the disaster movie
Clarion was talking about.
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The Convergence will only occur
during this perfect alignment.
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If we move the moon out of position...
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No Convergence, no Circumstance,
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no apocalypse.
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The moon is not just a rock in space.
It has certain properties.
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- Like?
- Magic doesn't work on it.
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Thanks to Magicians
casting haphazardly on it
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for millennia, the moon is
now covered by a crust
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of spell debris, blocking new spells.
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If we move any piece out
of place, no Convergence.
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Well, what if we just moved Mars?
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She said with a straight face.
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The other pieces are planets.
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We can't move them
because they are, well,
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very big and far away.
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The moon is the only celestial body
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we stand a chance of affecting.
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But won't that screw
with the Circumstances?
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What will magic be like when we're done?
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Impossible to know.
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It will be a brand-new Circumstance.
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But to get to that problem,
we need to solve this one.
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Good, well, I hope you have some ideas,
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because we're striking out.
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I do. Consult the Lunatics.
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- The lunatics?
- Short for "Lunar Fanatics."
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In the Middle Ages,
people thought insanity
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was caused by changing
phases of the moon.
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In fact, it was often a Lunatic
in the throes of worship.
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They claimed to be able to
achieve a magical connection
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with the moon and even under
some circumstances...
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move it.
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Well, that sounds useful.
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- Mm.
- Well, if it's just branding,
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it means they're not
really crazy, right?
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My dad always said that
they were batshit insane,
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and he married my mom,
so he had a pretty high bar
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for mental instability.
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Regardless, they know more
about the moon than anyone.
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I believe that talking to them
is our only chance at success.
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What people don't understand
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is there is a skeleton of the universe,
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but we are the bones.
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Oh, that's good to know.
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I am a humerus.
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You? Patella.
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We wanted to ask you about the moon.
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Can we talk about it?
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It... it?
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Her Lunacy...
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Identifies as she/her.
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That's right. We knew that, right?
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- Of course.
- We know.
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If we wanted to move Her,
how could we do that?
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You don't move Her.
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Okay, listen, Reba.
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In just a few days, a whole lot
of people are going to die.
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That's a whole lot people
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that will never get to worship the moon.
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They will never get to
know Her like you do.
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If She can help us save
all of those lives...
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imagine everyone that will realize
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just how much She deserves their love,
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their reverence.
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So will you help us?
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Just to be clear.
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You don't move Her.
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You ask Her to move.
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And She won't let you speak to
Her unless you get moon brain.
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So one of us needs moon brain.
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Not one of you. Three of you.
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A single Magician cannot
generate enough power
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to reach Her.
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So it's a cooperative spell then.
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It is a sign of respect, Kneecap,
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that allows you to see
Her as She truly is.
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If you have moon brain,
then you will see Her aura.
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Now it is red, but when you
perform the Dianic Ritual,
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Her aura will change.
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If it is yellow, She is considering.
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If it is green, She is listening.
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Only then may you ask Her
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to move.
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Red, yellow, green.
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The guy who invented the stoplight,
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was he a Lunatic too?
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William Potts? Yeah.
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Oh, cool.
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All three Magicians
must perform the ritual
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until the moon is listening.
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A warning: once Her aura is green,
She may choose to listen
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to anyone who calls to Her, so be ready.
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You must choose one,
the strongest among you,
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to speak to Her, like the
old Lunatics taught us to.
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For this second part,
however, there is a price.
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- A price, like blood?
- It is like blood to Her.
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You will need a piece
of Her. A sacrifice.
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A piece?
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- Or like a moon rock?
- Yes.
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But be aware,
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this will destroy it,
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so don't use your favorite one.
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This is the price of
speaking to the moon.
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Just a few more questions.
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What is moon brain,
and how do we get it?
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- Everyone line up.
- Pudding time!
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Lovely to speak to you.
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You too, Kneecap.
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You ever just spin a globe,
stick your finger down,
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see where it lands?
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It's almost always water,
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because, well, duh.
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Earth is mostly water, but
sometimes it's the Sahara,
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sometimes the Urals.
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That's what you'd be doing
if you tried to travel.
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Only instead of the
globe, the multiverse,
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which is bigger and deadlier.
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Afraid you'd say that.
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I looked at everything I could think of,
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magical and medical.
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Nada. You're grounded.
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All right, well, since
I ain't traveling,
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I should probably step down.
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Uh, if you're offering your resignation,
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I don't accept.
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Not offering. Stating.
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With Dean Fogg out indefinitely,
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Brakebills has instituted our
Dean Vanishment Protocol.
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Of course, that's a thing here.
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Yeah, and uh...
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That makes me acting Dean Lipson.
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There's no instruction manual,
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so I'm kinda dean-ing on the fly here,
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but one thing I do know
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is losing a professor who was disabled
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on school grounds ain't happening.
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I mean, the optics would
be pure shitflakes.
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So your contract will be
honored and enforced.
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Oh, also.
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We need a new Welters coach.
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I've been on the inside,
and I'm telling you
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it's a goddamn goose-stepping,
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fairy-snatching, ethnic
cleansing Gestapo.
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To be fair, the ethnic
cleansing happened
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after the Dark King left, so...
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He's innocent because he delegates?
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No, that's not what I'm saying.
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Someone in this castle ordered
the hunt on that Fairy.
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It could have been the Dark King,
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but if it was someone else,
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killing Seb might just
make things worse.
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So we have to find out
who before we... coup.
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I just wanna stab someone.
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I haven't heard you
this bloodthirsty in...
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well, not that long,
but still, it's notable.
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Maybe I'm a bit on edge.
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Josh keeps wanting to talk.
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You mean about how you wanted
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to leave him in the past to die?
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Yeah, that.
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So far, I'm doing a good
job of avoiding him,
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but eventually he's gonna sneak...
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Guys.
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- Hey, what's up?
- 'Sup?
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First off, kudos on the hiding spot.
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It took me forever to find you.
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Pretty busy here, Josh.
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You're busy?
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I just got promoted to head chef.
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- Oh, congratulations.
- Thank you.
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But I'm about to bail on a state dinner
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and leave it to my incompetent
sous-chef because...
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Apocalypse! Now!
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Josh, would you just give it up?
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He keeps trying to get us
to join his film club,
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which I told him would
never work on a planet
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with no electricity or taste.
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Uh, no, uh, sorry.
This one's just a little shy.
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It... it's okay, buddy.
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- Help us stop the...
- Apocalypse! Now!
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- Oh.
- We need to get back to Earth.
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Margo, our talk will have to wait
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till after we save the world.
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Oh, but then I have my
nephew's bar mitzvah.
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So after that?
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- Mazel.
- Thanks.
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What about our thing? We have
a lot of fact-finding to do
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before I can get to stabbing.
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No problem.
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I know just who to handle it.
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You want me to what?
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Just find out who in the
castle hates Fairies.
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Okay? And what they're doing to them.
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And why Fairies in the first place?
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And maybe talk to some Fairies,
get their side of things.
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- Okay.
- And while you're at it...
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anything else that seems important.
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Okay, okay, okay.
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No, um... That seems like a
lot of open-ended questions.
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- Mm-hmm.
- I got this maid job
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to be close to you guys,
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and now you're deserting me?
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I want to stop an apocalypse too.
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Every apocalypse-stopping mission
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needs a maid on the outside.
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It's a key staple in Earth movies.
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Do you mean inside man?
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'Cause that's more of
a heist movie thing.
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- No, that's different.
- Okay.
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Everyone knows
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the "secret, sexy maid
on the outside" trope.
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- Yeah?
- Josh has a film club.
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- You should check it out.
- Huh.
259
00:10:14,430 --> 00:10:17,920
Maid on the outside. Yeah.
260
00:10:20,140 --> 00:10:22,679
So did your loony friend
say how to get moon brain?
261
00:10:22,680 --> 00:10:24,560
From what we read, her rituals
262
00:10:24,570 --> 00:10:27,070
are simple first-year Popper tuts.
263
00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:28,600
But moon brain is...
264
00:10:28,610 --> 00:10:32,189
the insanity you get from
extreme sleep deprivation.
265
00:10:32,190 --> 00:10:34,770
Extreme, like a night partying,
or what are we talking about?
266
00:10:34,780 --> 00:10:36,280
I wish.
267
00:10:36,290 --> 00:10:37,859
Five nights without sleep,
268
00:10:37,860 --> 00:10:40,080
and we can't use magic
to stay awake either.
269
00:10:40,090 --> 00:10:42,449
Apparently, moon brain has
to come about naturally.
270
00:10:42,450 --> 00:10:44,480
This is completely nuts.
271
00:10:44,490 --> 00:10:47,290
Isn't the Harmonic whatever
happening in five nights?
272
00:10:47,300 --> 00:10:49,460
Yes, so if we all start tonight,
273
00:10:49,470 --> 00:10:51,370
we might actually have
a shot at stopping it.
274
00:10:51,380 --> 00:10:52,480
Wait a minute.
275
00:10:52,490 --> 00:10:55,299
Five nights without sleep is
gonna fuck us up royally.
276
00:10:55,300 --> 00:10:58,299
Can we even cast if
we're that messed up?
277
00:10:58,300 --> 00:10:59,839
Well, three of us have to.
278
00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:01,670
Look, guys, I know it sucks,
279
00:11:01,680 --> 00:11:06,370
but whoever can stay up for 132 hours
280
00:11:06,380 --> 00:11:09,389
without sleep and not lose their shit...
281
00:11:09,390 --> 00:11:10,560
gets to stop the apocalypse.
282
00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:18,700
I don't know about you guys,
but I am doing great.
283
00:11:18,710 --> 00:11:20,440
- _
- Coffee.
284
00:11:20,450 --> 00:11:21,950
Where's our fearless leader?
285
00:11:21,960 --> 00:11:23,550
- _
- She's taking a cold shower
286
00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:24,580
to keep herself awake.
287
00:11:24,590 --> 00:11:26,860
Third... fourth time this morning.
288
00:11:26,870 --> 00:11:28,939
Well, I don't know about you guys,
289
00:11:28,940 --> 00:11:31,100
but I am too excited to sleep.
290
00:11:31,110 --> 00:11:32,760
I mean, we're doing it!
291
00:11:32,780 --> 00:11:35,424
Is this, uh, helping
you find moon rocks?
292
00:11:35,425 --> 00:11:36,880
Mm.
293
00:11:36,890 --> 00:11:39,820
No, this is helping us stay awake.
294
00:11:39,830 --> 00:11:42,340
The moment I research,
I'm out like a light.
295
00:11:42,350 --> 00:11:43,379
Know what might help?
296
00:11:43,380 --> 00:11:45,709
If we make this party a
little more '80s themed.
297
00:11:45,710 --> 00:11:48,120
Eliot.
298
00:11:48,130 --> 00:11:49,750
Oh, I don't think we should.
299
00:11:49,760 --> 00:11:51,759
If we ski the fresh
powder, know what I mean?
300
00:11:51,760 --> 00:11:54,889
- Yeah, I get it.
- I mean cocaine.
301
00:11:54,890 --> 00:11:56,260
Get me cocaine.
302
00:11:56,270 --> 00:11:58,420
- I am not getting you cocaine.
- Eliot.
303
00:11:58,430 --> 00:12:00,220
A five-day bender would
destroy your nose,
304
00:12:00,230 --> 00:12:02,099
and could you imagine what that would do
305
00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:03,110
to your sense of taste?
306
00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:04,480
I get a full nine every night,
307
00:12:04,490 --> 00:12:06,580
and I'm still a bitch.
This is gonna get real.
308
00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:08,530
Hey, guys, come check this out.
309
00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:13,709
I found something.
310
00:12:13,710 --> 00:12:15,890
NASA brought back a bunch of moon rocks
311
00:12:15,900 --> 00:12:17,080
from the Apollo missions.
312
00:12:17,090 --> 00:12:18,970
We're stealing from NASA? Hell, yeah.
313
00:12:18,980 --> 00:12:21,140
Mama's checking one more
off her bucket list.
314
00:12:21,150 --> 00:12:22,790
Okay, we're not stealing from NASA.
315
00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:25,010
I checked, it's impossible. I'm sorry.
316
00:12:25,020 --> 00:12:26,688
But some of the rocks
that they brought back,
317
00:12:26,690 --> 00:12:28,809
they gave out as gifts,
and they went missing.
318
00:12:28,810 --> 00:12:31,250
About 180.
319
00:12:31,260 --> 00:12:32,330
The ones they did find,
320
00:12:32,340 --> 00:12:33,920
they found 'em in garages,
321
00:12:33,930 --> 00:12:36,620
desk drawers, kids' bedrooms.
Just lying around.
322
00:12:36,630 --> 00:12:38,939
People forgot about them,
but they're out there,
323
00:12:38,940 --> 00:12:40,529
and I definitely think we can get one.
324
00:12:40,530 --> 00:12:41,890
Okay, you guys do that.
325
00:12:41,900 --> 00:12:43,680
I'm gonna go get some
stay-awake supplies.
326
00:12:43,690 --> 00:12:46,449
I have a muffin recipe
with a special ingredient
327
00:12:46,450 --> 00:12:48,699
that is guaranteed to keep
us alert for five days.
328
00:12:48,700 --> 00:12:50,449
What is it? Meth?
329
00:12:50,450 --> 00:12:51,940
Oh, excuse you.
330
00:12:51,950 --> 00:12:54,499
It is a organic, locally-sourced
331
00:12:54,500 --> 00:12:58,150
natural stimulant that got me
through every finals week,
332
00:12:58,160 --> 00:12:59,379
and it is definitely not meth.
333
00:12:59,380 --> 00:13:00,810
That's exactly what I would say
334
00:13:00,820 --> 00:13:02,379
if I was trying to get us to take meth.
335
00:13:02,380 --> 00:13:03,880
Mm-hmm.
336
00:13:13,340 --> 00:13:15,309
You're taking retirement well.
337
00:13:15,310 --> 00:13:17,530
I find that organization
338
00:13:17,540 --> 00:13:20,900
helps bring a sense of stability
when one's feeling...
339
00:13:20,910 --> 00:13:22,029
not stable.
340
00:13:22,030 --> 00:13:23,230
Okay.
341
00:13:24,750 --> 00:13:27,510
I need to find a Book
Depository that got moved.
342
00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:28,869
It's in Hell's Kitchen,
that's all I know.
343
00:13:28,870 --> 00:13:30,940
Library buildings are
enchanted to blend in
344
00:13:30,950 --> 00:13:33,180
with their new environs
whenever they're relocated.
345
00:13:33,190 --> 00:13:34,760
You'll have to go door-to-door,
346
00:13:34,770 --> 00:13:36,620
find the building covered
in Library wards.
347
00:13:36,630 --> 00:13:38,160
Great. Let's go.
348
00:13:38,170 --> 00:13:40,750
You're abandoning your friends?
349
00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:43,580
They have enough people
for a rock search.
350
00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:45,850
Plus, whatever's in Josh's
muffins doesn't sound like
351
00:13:45,860 --> 00:13:48,429
something a person in
recovery should be taking.
352
00:13:48,430 --> 00:13:50,060
I need to find the Depository
353
00:13:50,070 --> 00:13:52,389
before we move the moon
and screw up magic.
354
00:13:52,390 --> 00:13:55,600
Right now, we have enough
to remove Reed's Marks.
355
00:13:55,610 --> 00:13:58,270
After, like you said, who knows?
356
00:13:59,580 --> 00:14:01,640
I'm not sure I'd be much use to you.
357
00:14:01,650 --> 00:14:03,109
Out in the world.
358
00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:05,900
The building's impenetrable
on a good day.
359
00:14:05,910 --> 00:14:09,280
Unless you're a Librarian who
knows the security protocols.
360
00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:11,730
I don't know...
361
00:14:11,740 --> 00:14:14,610
I'm not asking for your help.
362
00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:19,079
I'm giving you a chance to fix
your massive, massive mistake.
363
00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:21,160
Mm.
364
00:14:21,170 --> 00:14:22,990
Let's go.
365
00:14:39,190 --> 00:14:40,770
High King Fen?
366
00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:42,939
Fairy!
367
00:14:42,940 --> 00:14:46,050
Keep the High King talk quiet.
368
00:14:46,060 --> 00:14:47,399
I'm undercover.
369
00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:49,279
- You will come with me.
- Oh!
370
00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:50,680
That... that is so great.
371
00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:52,820
I have a lot of questions for you.
372
00:14:52,830 --> 00:14:55,079
Some I don't even know why I'm asking.
373
00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:56,869
They said you would fear me.
374
00:14:56,870 --> 00:14:58,600
Funny thing.
375
00:14:58,610 --> 00:15:00,690
I am on a Fairy quest.
376
00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:04,590
See, I'm a maid on the outside.
377
00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:07,680
Super-secret. Super-sexy.
378
00:15:09,220 --> 00:15:11,300
Follow me, Maid on the Outside Fen.
379
00:15:12,190 --> 00:15:13,380
Good.
380
00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:14,600
Okay.
381
00:15:21,860 --> 00:15:23,859
- Guess what I found.
- You found a moon rock?
382
00:15:23,860 --> 00:15:25,680
I found a moon rock.
383
00:15:25,690 --> 00:15:27,630
And those muffins smell amazing.
384
00:15:27,640 --> 00:15:30,909
- Thank you.
- Now all we have to do is stay awake.
385
00:15:30,910 --> 00:15:32,779
You know what helps me stay awake?
386
00:15:32,780 --> 00:15:36,230
- What's that?
- An open, naked conversation
387
00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:37,749
about our relationship.
388
00:15:39,180 --> 00:15:42,330
I wanna tell you about all
my repressed emotions.
389
00:15:44,750 --> 00:15:47,080
One by one.
390
00:15:47,090 --> 00:15:48,919
Oh, baby.
391
00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:50,950
Josh.
392
00:15:50,970 --> 00:15:53,660
Josh.
393
00:15:53,670 --> 00:15:54,720
Josh!
394
00:15:55,810 --> 00:15:56,890
Josh!
395
00:15:57,660 --> 00:16:00,099
- Oh, no.
- Josh!
396
00:16:01,230 --> 00:16:03,060
Oh, shit.
397
00:16:03,070 --> 00:16:05,090
Oh, shit!
398
00:16:07,940 --> 00:16:09,630
We leave you for one afternoon,
399
00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:11,199
and you fuck us completely.
400
00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:13,090
I'm sorry, guys.
401
00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:16,659
I sat down for one minute
because I never fall asleep
402
00:16:16,660 --> 00:16:17,949
when I have something in the oven.
403
00:16:17,950 --> 00:16:19,999
Well, congratulations.
404
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,119
This is a milestone for you.
405
00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:23,310
Hey, guys.
406
00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:24,959
Hope you had better luck than we did.
407
00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:28,000
Nope, we portal-hopped
every lead we had.
408
00:16:28,010 --> 00:16:30,570
The closest thing we found
was a chunk of old concrete
409
00:16:30,580 --> 00:16:32,759
with the word "moon"
written on it in Sharpie.
410
00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:34,009
Those rocks are gone.
411
00:16:34,010 --> 00:16:35,230
But we did come home
412
00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:37,179
to find Josh sleeping peacefully.
413
00:16:37,180 --> 00:16:39,400
I'm going to assume your rudeness
414
00:16:39,410 --> 00:16:41,729
is because sleep deprivation
makes you irritable.
415
00:16:41,730 --> 00:16:43,590
Sure. Assume that.
416
00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:45,149
Yeah, I get it.
417
00:16:45,150 --> 00:16:47,440
I'm gonna have to staple
my eyes open; this is rough.
418
00:16:47,450 --> 00:16:50,440
No one else sleeps. We have four nights.
419
00:16:50,450 --> 00:16:52,890
We need one rock lead to pan out.
420
00:16:52,900 --> 00:16:54,440
But if the spell burns them up,
421
00:16:54,450 --> 00:16:56,330
what if we can't find any rocks
422
00:16:56,340 --> 00:16:58,119
because the Lunatics used them all?
423
00:16:58,120 --> 00:17:00,370
What if there's no more
moon rocks on Earth?
424
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:02,450
Just sayin',
425
00:17:02,460 --> 00:17:05,550
we could celebrate the Harmonic
Convergence in Fillory.
426
00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:07,840
It's a little dystopian at the mo',
427
00:17:07,850 --> 00:17:09,710
but on the plus, their weekend forecast
428
00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:11,340
doesn't call for an apocalypse.
429
00:17:14,510 --> 00:17:16,870
Look, guys,
430
00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:19,710
if you're looking for some
sort of inspirational speech
431
00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:22,710
on why you should stay and fight,
432
00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:25,980
I can't help you. It's gonna suck,
433
00:17:25,990 --> 00:17:29,750
and even if we do succeed,
which we might not,
434
00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:32,730
it's not like we're
gonna get any credit.
435
00:17:32,740 --> 00:17:34,470
The world ends, I end with it,
436
00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:38,440
knowing that I did everything I could,
437
00:17:38,450 --> 00:17:41,659
because I won't be able to
live with myself otherwise.
438
00:17:41,660 --> 00:17:43,360
Julia's right.
439
00:17:43,370 --> 00:17:46,430
She really does suck at
inspirational speeches.
440
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:51,360
But also that we should save the world.
441
00:17:51,370 --> 00:17:52,410
I'm with you.
442
00:17:52,420 --> 00:17:53,969
So am I.
443
00:17:53,970 --> 00:17:55,500
Me too.
444
00:17:55,510 --> 00:17:56,839
I'm in.
445
00:17:56,840 --> 00:17:59,299
And my axe!
446
00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:02,929
Really?
447
00:18:02,930 --> 00:18:04,139
- No?
- No.
448
00:18:04,140 --> 00:18:06,330
Should've led with, "You have my bow."
449
00:18:06,340 --> 00:18:07,349
- Mm-hmm.
- Nope.
450
00:18:07,350 --> 00:18:10,479
Josh, put some fresh meth
muffins in the oven.
451
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:11,600
Again, not meth.
452
00:18:14,420 --> 00:18:16,820
_
453
00:18:20,410 --> 00:18:22,949
Hey! No droopy eyes on my watch.
454
00:18:22,950 --> 00:18:23,959
_
455
00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:25,260
One more.
456
00:18:26,210 --> 00:18:28,170
- _
- I'm good now.
457
00:18:28,180 --> 00:18:29,180
I ain't.
458
00:18:29,190 --> 00:18:32,580
Oh, well, right on cue.
459
00:18:32,590 --> 00:18:36,170
I tried something new this round.
460
00:18:36,180 --> 00:18:40,259
A hint of lavender and goji berry.
461
00:18:40,260 --> 00:18:42,349
How we doin', Captain?
462
00:18:42,350 --> 00:18:44,158
Oh, you know, 12 hours
till the end of the world,
463
00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:45,750
and it's like we're still
464
00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:47,389
grasping for needles in a hay straw.
465
00:18:47,390 --> 00:18:49,930
Fun. Okay.
466
00:18:49,940 --> 00:18:52,319
Probably not the best
question for morale,
467
00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:55,030
but as the only person here
who's slept this week,
468
00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:57,930
we have 12 hours and zero leads.
469
00:18:57,940 --> 00:19:00,550
Is waiting here to die
really the best option?
470
00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:02,930
When are we gonna give
Margo's idea another think?
471
00:19:05,850 --> 00:19:07,459
Guys, I can't trust my brain right now,
472
00:19:07,460 --> 00:19:09,450
but this seems like
it could be relevant.
473
00:19:09,460 --> 00:19:11,250
I think this guy has a moon rock.
474
00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:14,180
Oren Westbrook. Why do I know him?
475
00:19:14,190 --> 00:19:15,508
Because you're not a cave person.
476
00:19:15,510 --> 00:19:18,190
He invented the tech for pop-up ads,
477
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,679
and he invented the tech
to block pop-up ads.
478
00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:22,710
Ever since, he's just
been a weird rich guy
479
00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:24,710
doing weird-rich-guy shit.
480
00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:27,229
I heard his blood boy
has his own blood boy.
481
00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:31,690
Ew, what's on his eye?
482
00:19:31,700 --> 00:19:33,689
That's the same tattoo that Reba had.
483
00:19:33,690 --> 00:19:35,850
Julia, I think he's a Lunatic.
484
00:19:35,860 --> 00:19:37,890
All right.
485
00:19:37,900 --> 00:19:41,489
So in order to save the
world, all we have to do
486
00:19:41,490 --> 00:19:45,880
is convince some eccentric
billionaire with armed guards
487
00:19:45,890 --> 00:19:49,090
to give up something he
probably considers to be, like,
488
00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:50,110
his Holy Grail.
489
00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:53,999
All while we're so tired
we can't see straight.
490
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,490
Pshh, no sweat.
491
00:20:01,420 --> 00:20:02,499
Marvelous.
492
00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:04,800
How did you handle the pain?
493
00:20:05,660 --> 00:20:07,870
Knowing it would bring
me closer to Her Lunacy
494
00:20:07,890 --> 00:20:10,019
- helped me get through it.
- _
495
00:20:10,020 --> 00:20:11,400
_
496
00:20:11,410 --> 00:20:13,700
Same as when I got mine.
497
00:20:13,710 --> 00:20:15,529
That and a handful of opiates.
498
00:20:21,620 --> 00:20:22,728
Hey, sorry about the security.
499
00:20:22,730 --> 00:20:23,808
I hope you guys understand.
500
00:20:23,810 --> 00:20:26,350
Ah, please, you can't
let in every Lunatic.
501
00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:27,579
Some people are crazy.
502
00:20:29,870 --> 00:20:31,417
Eliot.
503
00:20:33,730 --> 00:20:36,280
Oh, wow, you guys really look awful.
504
00:20:36,290 --> 00:20:37,290
What?
505
00:20:37,300 --> 00:20:38,300
Eliot...
506
00:20:38,310 --> 00:20:39,780
Your sunken eyes!
507
00:20:39,790 --> 00:20:42,549
- Let me out.
- Preparing for moon brain?
508
00:20:42,550 --> 00:20:44,840
The Harmonic Convergence.
509
00:20:44,850 --> 00:20:46,679
Mm! Yeah, baby.
510
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:48,269
I'm celebrating too.
511
00:20:48,270 --> 00:20:50,940
I'm gonna have a few
friends over for a party.
512
00:20:53,190 --> 00:20:54,980
Uh, El?
513
00:20:54,990 --> 00:20:56,189
Eliot?
514
00:20:56,190 --> 00:20:58,550
Eliot, you good?
515
00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:00,840
- Yeah, yea... yeah.
- Yeah.
516
00:21:00,850 --> 00:21:02,950
Just can't wait to see
this amazing moon rock.
517
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:04,489
Don't worry.
518
00:21:04,490 --> 00:21:07,954
You both will experience Her.
519
00:21:21,450 --> 00:21:23,900
What a cozy little nightmare.
520
00:21:23,910 --> 00:21:25,579
I might need you to
punch me to stay awake.
521
00:21:25,580 --> 00:21:26,599
Gotcha.
522
00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:29,010
- Isn't She wondrous?
- Yeah, definitely.
523
00:21:29,020 --> 00:21:30,059
Think we can turn on the lights
524
00:21:30,060 --> 00:21:31,950
and turn off the yoga music?
525
00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:35,390
You got this from the moon... how?
526
00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:36,540
I went.
527
00:21:36,550 --> 00:21:39,690
You just went to the moon
like it was Coney Island?
528
00:21:39,700 --> 00:21:41,580
Yeah, actually, it was pretty tough.
529
00:21:41,590 --> 00:21:44,700
To be honest, I was trying
to impress someone.
530
00:21:44,710 --> 00:21:47,740
But in the end, our
souls did not connect.
531
00:21:48,710 --> 00:21:50,619
Yeah, we need to ask a favor.
532
00:21:50,620 --> 00:21:53,539
For my fellow Lunatics,
I would move Heaven and Earth.
533
00:21:53,540 --> 00:21:55,110
About that...
534
00:21:55,120 --> 00:21:57,089
Yeah, look, we know this
rock is special to you...
535
00:21:57,090 --> 00:21:59,539
- Super special.
- But we need it.
536
00:21:59,540 --> 00:22:02,089
To move Her. Hence the moon brain.
537
00:22:02,090 --> 00:22:03,759
You do know what that would do, right?
538
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:05,480
Yes, but it's a matter
of life and death.
539
00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:06,960
We can stop the Harmonic Convergence
540
00:22:06,970 --> 00:22:09,219
if we can hold the moon out
of position long enough.
541
00:22:09,220 --> 00:22:11,550
- Why?
- Because it's going to cause
542
00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:12,889
worldwide destruction.
543
00:22:12,890 --> 00:22:15,620
Magic will become so powerful,
it'll be apocalyptic.
544
00:22:15,630 --> 00:22:19,189
I mean, it's not like it's gonna
wipe out all life on Earth.
545
00:22:19,190 --> 00:22:20,439
Just some.
546
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:22,695
You know exactly how
bad it's going to get,
547
00:22:22,700 --> 00:22:23,890
don't you?
548
00:22:23,900 --> 00:22:25,739
What, are you planning to
profit off this or something?
549
00:22:25,740 --> 00:22:27,600
I'm planning to use my resources
550
00:22:27,610 --> 00:22:28,869
to help the world recover.
551
00:22:28,870 --> 00:22:30,640
Now, I'm an entrepreneurial spirit.
552
00:22:30,650 --> 00:22:32,440
I can't help but make money.
553
00:22:32,450 --> 00:22:35,709
Now, I do think that the moon
brain is getting to you.
554
00:22:35,710 --> 00:22:37,280
Unless...
555
00:22:39,470 --> 00:22:43,299
Mm, your eye tattoo is illusion magic.
556
00:22:43,300 --> 00:22:45,218
You're no Lunatic at all.
557
00:22:45,220 --> 00:22:47,520
I'll have my guards escort you out.
558
00:22:47,530 --> 00:22:50,330
Let's go, El. We tried.
559
00:22:50,340 --> 00:22:52,550
Happens all the time.
560
00:22:59,850 --> 00:23:02,530
- Get it?
- All of it.
561
00:23:03,650 --> 00:23:04,779
We have a problem.
562
00:23:04,780 --> 00:23:06,120
So it's just security cameras
563
00:23:06,130 --> 00:23:07,448
until we get to the moon rock room,
564
00:23:07,449 --> 00:23:09,158
and that's where it gets tough.
565
00:23:09,159 --> 00:23:11,350
One way in, one way out.
566
00:23:11,360 --> 00:23:13,750
I mean, if we get caught, we're trapped.
567
00:23:14,930 --> 00:23:17,170
Guys. Guys!
568
00:23:18,590 --> 00:23:20,670
Thanks!
569
00:23:23,570 --> 00:23:26,130
So... the rock.
570
00:23:26,140 --> 00:23:28,759
Whole lotta wards around it,
nothing we can't get past,
571
00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:31,030
except for the one on the rock itself.
572
00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:34,420
It's... well, it's a bond that
we've never seen before,
573
00:23:34,430 --> 00:23:35,889
put there by Mayakovsky.
574
00:23:35,890 --> 00:23:38,110
Well, that can't be right.
575
00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:39,689
Oren just got the rock.
576
00:23:39,690 --> 00:23:41,439
And didn't you say the last time
577
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:43,899
you saw Mayakovsky,
he was basically senile?
578
00:23:43,900 --> 00:23:45,650
Yeah, well, I guess he got better.
579
00:23:45,660 --> 00:23:47,780
I mean, he... he put his signature
580
00:23:47,790 --> 00:23:49,220
into the lattice work of the spell.
581
00:23:49,230 --> 00:23:51,420
You can't miss it.
It's the most amazing,
582
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:53,494
most narcissistic thing I've ever seen.
583
00:23:55,140 --> 00:23:57,123
Mm.
584
00:23:58,040 --> 00:24:00,740
- Hey, Eliot?
- Hm?
585
00:24:00,750 --> 00:24:02,250
Can I talk to you for a sec?
586
00:24:02,260 --> 00:24:03,280
Yeah.
587
00:24:03,290 --> 00:24:05,070
I said I'm fine.
588
00:24:06,780 --> 00:24:10,710
I have been awake for
thousands of hours straight.
589
00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:12,078
Look, I saw your moment back there,
590
00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:13,848
and I think I might know what's up.
591
00:24:13,849 --> 00:24:17,290
You think you do, but you don't.
592
00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:21,680
Okay, so the first two nights, no sleep,
593
00:24:21,690 --> 00:24:23,390
things got a little weird, right?
594
00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:26,239
Like picking up my
phone to call Quentin.
595
00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:28,240
You know, I must've done
that like five times.
596
00:24:29,370 --> 00:24:33,290
But then my brain crossed
over into darker...
597
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:37,830
Here's the deal.
598
00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:40,600
When the Sister was in me,
599
00:24:40,610 --> 00:24:42,209
I remember everything.
600
00:24:42,210 --> 00:24:44,879
Every bloody second of it.
601
00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:47,440
And usually, I'm good
at pushing it away,
602
00:24:47,450 --> 00:24:49,980
but right now...
603
00:24:49,990 --> 00:24:53,150
it is like a constant
slideshow in the background.
604
00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:55,929
Not fun. El.
605
00:24:55,930 --> 00:24:58,690
The Monster was in you for months.
606
00:25:00,310 --> 00:25:02,220
Well, it was different.
607
00:25:03,470 --> 00:25:05,729
People have different experiences.
608
00:25:05,730 --> 00:25:08,600
All that time was just
one big nap to me,
609
00:25:08,610 --> 00:25:10,979
which... sounds so good right now.
610
00:25:12,980 --> 00:25:15,320
I don't know why you're lying to me.
611
00:25:15,330 --> 00:25:16,529
Or anyone.
612
00:25:16,530 --> 00:25:19,956
I don't know why you're
accusing me of lying.
613
00:25:21,390 --> 00:25:23,180
Okay.
614
00:25:23,190 --> 00:25:25,920
Neither of us have the
bandwidth for this right now,
615
00:25:25,930 --> 00:25:27,749
and I don't trust you.
616
00:25:27,750 --> 00:25:30,170
I don't.
617
00:25:30,180 --> 00:25:32,259
But if you ever do decide to talk,
618
00:25:32,260 --> 00:25:34,370
open door.
619
00:25:50,590 --> 00:25:51,650
Shit.
620
00:25:51,660 --> 00:25:54,080
If I may, lenses can be sensitive
621
00:25:54,090 --> 00:25:55,930
to changes in your
Internal Circumstances.
622
00:25:55,940 --> 00:25:58,610
You may need to adjust
if you're feeling off.
623
00:25:59,340 --> 00:26:01,010
God damn it.
624
00:26:01,020 --> 00:26:02,138
If something is bothering you,
625
00:26:02,140 --> 00:26:04,010
I know I'm not the ideal
person to talk to,
626
00:26:04,020 --> 00:26:05,329
but I am here.
627
00:26:05,330 --> 00:26:08,620
I'm not feeling chatty
at the moment, okay?
628
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:16,078
Look, you're not the only
one that made a mistake,
629
00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:18,920
'cause clearly it's still bothering me.
630
00:26:21,020 --> 00:26:22,630
It's Fogg.
631
00:26:24,150 --> 00:26:25,510
He's stuck in the Etheric Realm,
632
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:28,630
and it's my fault.
633
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:30,180
Henry's in...
634
00:26:31,820 --> 00:26:34,420
He always was a sensualist.
635
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:38,239
That place is a trap for people
like him, who enjoy, well...
636
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:40,490
- Getting wasted?
- Mm.
637
00:26:40,500 --> 00:26:43,040
He was trying to quit.
638
00:26:43,050 --> 00:26:44,248
He shouldn't have even been in there.
639
00:26:44,250 --> 00:26:45,629
He was only in there because of me.
640
00:26:45,630 --> 00:26:46,860
And you were only there
641
00:26:46,870 --> 00:26:48,510
because you wanted to help the hedges.
642
00:26:49,770 --> 00:26:52,340
You know, if we're being honest...
643
00:26:53,690 --> 00:26:55,176
I wanted to get high.
644
00:26:56,210 --> 00:26:59,990
Lucky me, that's the only
way into the Etheric Realm.
645
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,560
Fogg just...
646
00:27:02,570 --> 00:27:04,559
tagged along and got unlucky.
647
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:06,430
That wasn't luck.
648
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:08,260
I know the Emperor of the Realm.
649
00:27:08,270 --> 00:27:09,360
If he kept Henry behind,
650
00:27:09,370 --> 00:27:11,500
it was because he sensed a flaw in him.
651
00:27:11,510 --> 00:27:12,790
And if he kicked you out,
652
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:16,449
it was because you were
trying to do something good.
653
00:27:16,450 --> 00:27:18,360
Nothing bores him like goodness.
654
00:27:18,370 --> 00:27:19,408
Yeah, how do you know that?
655
00:27:19,410 --> 00:27:22,450
I spent three years there once.
656
00:27:22,460 --> 00:27:24,170
Jesus.
657
00:27:26,190 --> 00:27:30,780
Before I came to the Library,
my life was... difficult.
658
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:34,259
The Etheric Realm was an escape.
659
00:27:34,260 --> 00:27:36,250
How did you get out?
660
00:27:36,260 --> 00:27:39,310
I stopped hating myself. Eventually.
661
00:27:40,210 --> 00:27:42,720
And then the Emperor grew bored with me.
662
00:27:42,730 --> 00:27:45,640
Whatever kept Henry there,
those were his demons,
663
00:27:45,650 --> 00:27:47,610
and that is something you couldn't fix.
664
00:27:48,870 --> 00:27:51,689
Well, it doesn't stop me from
feeling like shit about it.
665
00:27:51,690 --> 00:27:53,910
The fact that you feel like shit,
666
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:55,530
that is why you escaped.
667
00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:58,620
So allow me to be blunt.
668
00:27:59,630 --> 00:28:02,460
Don't waste time on self-pity.
669
00:28:02,470 --> 00:28:04,370
Do what you came to do.
670
00:28:05,910 --> 00:28:06,960
Thanks.
671
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:11,499
I'll try to be less of a bitch to you.
672
00:28:11,500 --> 00:28:14,129
Mm. If you can.
673
00:28:23,550 --> 00:28:25,840
It's working.
674
00:28:25,850 --> 00:28:27,640
I can see the wards.
675
00:28:27,650 --> 00:28:28,940
This way.
676
00:28:35,530 --> 00:28:39,280
It sounds like he's home.
Look, fair warning...
677
00:28:45,130 --> 00:28:46,209
Who the hell are you?
678
00:28:46,210 --> 00:28:48,130
We're looking for Mayakovsky.
679
00:28:48,140 --> 00:28:50,300
Old, drunk, megalomaniac?
680
00:28:50,310 --> 00:28:52,129
Fondness for knit caps?
681
00:28:52,130 --> 00:28:53,379
Yeah, I'm his daughter.
682
00:28:53,380 --> 00:28:55,009
I didn't realize he...
683
00:28:55,010 --> 00:28:56,900
Fucked my mother? Neither did he.
684
00:28:56,910 --> 00:28:58,670
Should've seen his face
when I came knockin'.
685
00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:02,179
But we're fine now. What do you want?
686
00:29:02,180 --> 00:29:03,679
Can you let us down?
687
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:05,139
Sure.
688
00:29:07,330 --> 00:29:08,540
Thanks.
689
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:11,690
Look.
690
00:29:11,700 --> 00:29:13,649
We need to talk to your dad.
691
00:29:13,650 --> 00:29:16,390
He's busy.
692
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:17,649
On our project.
693
00:29:17,650 --> 00:29:19,629
Look, we think he may be the only person
694
00:29:19,630 --> 00:29:20,904
that can help us save the world.
695
00:29:20,905 --> 00:29:24,069
He put a special magical
bond on a moon rock,
696
00:29:24,070 --> 00:29:26,000
and we need his help to break it.
697
00:29:26,010 --> 00:29:30,079
Wait, please tell me you're
trying to rob Oren Westbrook.
698
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:32,910
- How do you know that?
- I installed that bond.
699
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:36,299
Yeah, last nice thing I did
before I dumped his greasy ass.
700
00:29:36,300 --> 00:29:37,910
- That was you?
- What? You dated him?
701
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:40,219
Don't judge, but yes.
702
00:29:40,220 --> 00:29:42,300
Anyfuck, right after
I installed the bond,
703
00:29:42,310 --> 00:29:43,920
I caught the maid pegging him,
704
00:29:43,930 --> 00:29:47,220
and not the maid I
okayed for threesomes.
705
00:29:47,230 --> 00:29:48,630
- Mm...
- Okay.
706
00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:50,230
So that means you'll help us?
707
00:29:51,770 --> 00:29:52,809
I could.
708
00:29:52,810 --> 00:29:54,810
But I need something from you.
709
00:29:54,820 --> 00:29:56,030
A shade.
710
00:29:57,190 --> 00:29:58,609
Either of yours will do.
711
00:30:00,130 --> 00:30:01,570
What are you gonna do with it?
712
00:30:02,570 --> 00:30:05,489
- Are we gonna get it back?
- No.
713
00:30:05,490 --> 00:30:07,289
- You want my help?
- Mm-hmm.
714
00:30:07,290 --> 00:30:10,069
One shade, payment in advance.
715
00:30:10,070 --> 00:30:11,450
Discuss.
716
00:30:23,590 --> 00:30:26,299
- It's safe.
- Thanks.
717
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:36,060
Any idea where to find a
medical manual in here?
718
00:30:36,070 --> 00:30:37,990
Unfortunately,
the organizational systems
719
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,060
are down, so it may...
720
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:50,740
May I?
721
00:30:55,790 --> 00:30:57,370
Hm.
722
00:30:59,660 --> 00:31:02,660
Sometimes I forget you're
a fucking master Magician.
723
00:31:02,670 --> 00:31:04,749
I try to keep the
showboating to a minimum.
724
00:31:04,750 --> 00:31:06,950
Well, the Harmonic Convergence
is in a few hours.
725
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:09,490
- You know what that means.
- I'll take this to Harriet ASAP.
726
00:31:09,500 --> 00:31:14,510
Tell her if, God forbid,
we can't stop it...
727
00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:16,930
we might need all the hedges we
can get to unfuck everything.
728
00:31:31,770 --> 00:31:34,520
_
729
00:31:35,020 --> 00:31:37,990
_
730
00:31:40,300 --> 00:31:41,690
Desperate times, huh?
731
00:31:41,700 --> 00:31:43,190
Didn't really have much choice.
732
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:45,620
Hey, uh, Julia?
733
00:31:45,630 --> 00:31:48,330
Can you remind me why I'm
dressed like this, please?
734
00:31:48,340 --> 00:31:49,498
He's been like this all night.
735
00:31:49,500 --> 00:31:51,050
Just running on muffin fumes.
736
00:31:52,650 --> 00:31:54,428
Okay, let's just make sure
we're all on the same page.
737
00:31:54,430 --> 00:31:57,290
Okay? Okay, so Josh, Margo, Penny.
738
00:31:57,300 --> 00:31:59,210
You guys go inside,
loop all the cameras,
739
00:31:59,220 --> 00:32:00,810
open the side door for Natasha.
740
00:32:00,820 --> 00:32:03,179
I'll be outside waiting
with Eliot and Alice.
741
00:32:03,180 --> 00:32:05,020
We won't cast the spell
until your signal.
742
00:32:05,030 --> 00:32:06,479
You won't miss it. Ready?
743
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:07,950
Break.
744
00:32:13,970 --> 00:32:17,530
Eliot. What are you staring at?
745
00:32:18,500 --> 00:32:21,739
Pull the ripcord, get out.
We'll handle this.
746
00:32:21,740 --> 00:32:23,079
I am not cocking out.
747
00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:25,370
You're not right, El,
and we both know why.
748
00:32:25,380 --> 00:32:28,169
My crippling fear of/
attraction to authority?
749
00:32:28,170 --> 00:32:30,330
Are you being honest with me?
750
00:32:30,340 --> 00:32:33,160
Bambi, always.
751
00:32:33,170 --> 00:32:34,888
I don't care if you've
been keeping it from me,
752
00:32:34,890 --> 00:32:36,642
but all of our asses
are on the line now.
753
00:32:36,643 --> 00:32:38,480
Margo.
754
00:32:38,490 --> 00:32:39,759
Do not worry about me.
755
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:41,990
I know, I've been a little bit off.
756
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,620
Blame it on the moon brain.
757
00:32:43,630 --> 00:32:46,150
I promise I'm fine.
758
00:32:48,500 --> 00:32:49,650
'Kay?
759
00:33:00,910 --> 00:33:03,370
_
760
00:33:20,010 --> 00:33:21,670
Hey! How are you?
761
00:33:29,550 --> 00:33:30,590
Oh.
762
00:33:36,170 --> 00:33:37,560
Uh, no guests.
763
00:33:37,570 --> 00:33:40,420
Can you fetch me another
plate of those crab puffs?
764
00:33:40,430 --> 00:33:42,480
- Delish.
- Head of security.
765
00:33:42,490 --> 00:33:45,170
- Not your waiter.
- Oh, good for you.
766
00:33:45,180 --> 00:33:46,470
Have you tried the crab puffs?
767
00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:51,279
Hey, my drink!
768
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:52,840
- What the...
- Watch the suit!
769
00:33:52,850 --> 00:33:55,450
That's the third time
you've done that tonight!
770
00:33:55,460 --> 00:33:57,080
Watch what you're doing!
771
00:33:57,090 --> 00:33:58,338
I'm gonna take you outside right now.
772
00:33:58,340 --> 00:34:00,800
All right, fellas,
break it up, break it up.
773
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:09,790
I looped that one,
774
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:11,700
but I don't remember
if I looped that one.
775
00:34:11,710 --> 00:34:13,600
You don't remember five seconds ago?
776
00:34:13,610 --> 00:34:16,033
Josh, I haven't had short-term
memory in two days.
777
00:34:16,990 --> 00:34:18,039
The only things I remember
778
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:19,480
are being worried about Eliot
779
00:34:19,490 --> 00:34:22,456
and feeling like shit for trying
to leave you in the past.
780
00:34:22,460 --> 00:34:23,750
Really?
781
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:28,630
Fucking moon brain.
782
00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:29,789
Totally spaced out.
783
00:34:29,790 --> 00:34:31,419
Why are you looking at me like that?
784
00:34:31,420 --> 00:34:33,600
These are good.
785
00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:37,840
Let's go.
786
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:46,220
It's true. It's true.
787
00:34:46,230 --> 00:34:48,150
Excuse me, sir.
788
00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:50,060
Excuse me.
789
00:34:50,070 --> 00:34:51,800
We have an issue.
790
00:34:51,810 --> 00:34:53,750
Natasha?
791
00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:54,859
What the hell is she doing here?
792
00:34:54,860 --> 00:34:57,279
Well, my men will find out,
but I have a hunch.
793
00:34:57,280 --> 00:35:00,530
There's one thing you own
that only she can steal.
794
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:16,380
Bring back the rock.
795
00:35:22,890 --> 00:35:24,810
- Stop!
- Wh...
796
00:35:25,670 --> 00:35:26,849
Right there, right there!
797
00:35:29,450 --> 00:35:30,479
Let's go!
798
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:40,640
Natasha. Where is she going?
799
00:35:40,650 --> 00:35:44,180
For the last time, we don't know.
800
00:35:44,190 --> 00:35:46,790
And even if we did,
we would never admit it.
801
00:35:48,410 --> 00:35:50,370
No bother.
802
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:52,830
My men have her now.
803
00:36:04,220 --> 00:36:07,259
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa. What's going on?
804
00:36:07,260 --> 00:36:09,500
- Where's the moon rock?
- What... I don't...
805
00:36:09,510 --> 00:36:10,519
I don't know!
806
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:11,850
Look, I was just hitchhiking,
807
00:36:11,860 --> 00:36:14,220
and a woman, she just threw
the keys at me, okay?
808
00:36:14,230 --> 00:36:15,980
Just take the van, whatever.
809
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:19,490
Look, she went that way.
810
00:36:23,700 --> 00:36:25,150
She escaped?
811
00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:26,449
Where's the rock?
812
00:36:35,210 --> 00:36:37,757
Well, I officially have moon brain.
813
00:36:37,758 --> 00:36:40,379
I can see Her aura. It's red.
814
00:36:40,380 --> 00:36:43,890
Let's do this quick
before anyone comes in.
815
00:36:43,900 --> 00:36:45,549
How long do we have to
cast the first part again?
816
00:36:45,550 --> 00:36:49,010
Until Her aura turns green
and She's listening.
817
00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:07,199
It's working.
818
00:37:12,710 --> 00:37:15,419
Where is Natasha taking the rock?
819
00:37:15,420 --> 00:37:17,379
Okay... okay.
820
00:37:17,380 --> 00:37:19,620
She said she was going to Philly.
821
00:37:19,630 --> 00:37:22,669
The only thing worse than
a traitor is a snitch.
822
00:37:22,670 --> 00:37:24,170
You make me wanna puke.
823
00:37:24,180 --> 00:37:25,850
Hey, hey, Josh.
824
00:37:25,860 --> 00:37:27,790
Do you have any more muffins?
825
00:37:32,450 --> 00:37:34,390
Almost there.
826
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:41,930
We had it.
827
00:37:41,940 --> 00:37:43,029
What happened?
828
00:37:43,030 --> 00:37:45,239
How did it turn red?
829
00:37:45,240 --> 00:37:46,850
Eliot?
830
00:37:46,860 --> 00:37:48,070
Wait, Eliot, come back!
831
00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:50,200
We don't have enough power
to finish this without you.
832
00:37:50,950 --> 00:37:52,600
Eliot.
833
00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:55,670
Eliot...
834
00:37:57,550 --> 00:38:00,499
Let me out.
835
00:38:25,060 --> 00:38:28,089
You're not there.
836
00:38:28,090 --> 00:38:29,830
You're gone forever.
837
00:38:30,660 --> 00:38:33,120
Quentin threw you in the Seam.
838
00:38:38,230 --> 00:38:41,290
This isn't happening.
This is moon brain.
839
00:38:49,260 --> 00:38:51,510
Stop right there!
840
00:38:55,650 --> 00:38:58,260
My guards are in the
room with your friends.
841
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:01,480
The rock never left, did it?
842
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:03,780
You know, I want the snitch
843
00:39:03,790 --> 00:39:06,400
to tell me what's really going on.
844
00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:11,820
- What happened?
- Asshole fell asleep again.
845
00:39:11,830 --> 00:39:14,740
His fight-or-flight response
is to take a fucking nap.
846
00:39:24,340 --> 00:39:26,470
Or something else is up.
847
00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:31,740
It wasn't me.
848
00:39:34,790 --> 00:39:36,550
In here, boss.
849
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:42,550
Marina.
850
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:44,310
Ladies.
851
00:39:45,380 --> 00:39:48,140
Did you put the guards to sleep?
852
00:39:48,150 --> 00:39:49,490
Yeah,
853
00:39:49,500 --> 00:39:52,409
but I'm a little confused why
you aren't snoozing too.
854
00:39:52,410 --> 00:39:54,990
The only thing stronger
than that spell is...
855
00:39:56,580 --> 00:39:58,790
Oh, my God. Are you on meth?
856
00:40:00,500 --> 00:40:03,530
You know, it sure as hell seems like it.
857
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:12,719
What are you doing here?
858
00:40:12,720 --> 00:40:14,595
Keeping you from fucking up my shit.
859
00:40:14,596 --> 00:40:16,270
Harmonic Convergence, I need it.
860
00:40:19,770 --> 00:40:21,140
Like Daddy always said,
861
00:40:21,150 --> 00:40:23,149
even meth can't beat handcuffs.
862
00:40:23,150 --> 00:40:25,149
I don't think you understand
how bad the Convergence is.
863
00:40:25,150 --> 00:40:27,100
No, I do.
864
00:40:27,110 --> 00:40:30,489
But what you don't understand
is how good it is for me.
865
00:40:30,490 --> 00:40:32,159
I have a very critical mission,
866
00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:34,018
and I need the power
convergence boost to do it.
867
00:40:34,020 --> 00:40:38,860
So just this one time,
could you please go home?
868
00:40:38,870 --> 00:40:40,158
Look, whatever it is you're doing,
869
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:41,780
it's not worth the world.
870
00:40:41,790 --> 00:40:43,170
Mm, yes, it is.
871
00:40:43,180 --> 00:40:44,379
I put a shitload of work into this.
872
00:40:44,380 --> 00:40:46,890
I stole a Book Depository,
for Christ sake.
873
00:40:46,900 --> 00:40:48,160
That was you?
874
00:40:49,300 --> 00:40:51,920
You sent that memory assassin after me.
875
00:40:51,930 --> 00:40:53,660
Yeah, and not a life assassin.
876
00:40:53,670 --> 00:40:54,990
You're welcome.
877
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:58,929
We're even, since you
tipped us to this party.
878
00:40:58,930 --> 00:41:00,478
- Frederick here...
- That's not my name.
879
00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:03,640
Okay, not-Frederick here,
880
00:41:03,650 --> 00:41:05,450
overheard you in my Book Depository
881
00:41:05,460 --> 00:41:07,939
making these exciting plans
for the Convergence.
882
00:41:07,940 --> 00:41:09,479
Speaking of...
883
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:10,900
just started.
884
00:41:13,790 --> 00:41:16,310
I flinch, it fires.
885
00:41:17,950 --> 00:41:19,619
Oh...
886
00:41:19,620 --> 00:41:21,200
I think we all know what that was.
887
00:41:21,210 --> 00:41:22,250
It's the surge.
888
00:41:22,260 --> 00:41:23,539
You know what that means, Chickee-poo?
889
00:41:23,540 --> 00:41:25,039
Power is insane.
890
00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:26,629
You're holding a nuke right now.
891
00:41:26,630 --> 00:41:28,790
You let that thing go,
we all go bye-bye.
892
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:31,259
Kady, she's right; with the
Convergence and the surge,
893
00:41:31,260 --> 00:41:33,299
every spell is, like,
super-powered right now.
894
00:41:33,300 --> 00:41:36,050
Yeah, I bet you could
cast something solo
895
00:41:36,060 --> 00:41:37,700
that would normally take three people.
896
00:41:37,710 --> 00:41:40,290
- Isn't that what I just said?
- Marina!
897
00:41:40,300 --> 00:41:42,639
Please, we are so close
to saving everyone.
898
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:44,439
You can't just take
that away from us now.
899
00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:46,040
Whatever it is you're after,
900
00:41:46,050 --> 00:41:48,149
what's the point if there's no world?
901
00:41:48,150 --> 00:41:51,740
There'll still be a world,
just not as many people.
902
00:41:51,750 --> 00:41:54,020
- Have you met people?
- She's listening!
903
00:41:54,030 --> 00:41:55,690
Eliot, go!
904
00:41:55,700 --> 00:41:58,279
- The fuck are you doing?
- I've got it.
905
00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:00,409
- You're moving the moon?
- Yeah.
906
00:42:00,410 --> 00:42:02,330
I'm moving it back.
907
00:42:32,970 --> 00:42:33,990
Uh...
908
00:42:35,140 --> 00:42:36,520
guys?
909
00:42:41,180 --> 00:42:44,060
I think we just broke the moon.
910
00:42:48,720 --> 00:42:50,922
Ah, shit.
911
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:58,120
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