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Previously on "The Magicians..."
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Children of Earth have been making a
mess of things here for some time.
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- [ANGRY CHATTER]
- [SCREAMING]
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[TENSE MUSIC]
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I demand that this trial/peasant
uprising be dismissed.
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Josh Hoberman, class of '16.
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Come with me if you want to live.
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[LAUGHS]
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It has begun.
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Sorry.
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Is that cocaine?
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It's the excretion of a very
rare magical creature.
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But yes, you will have to snort it.
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- What creature?
- A fairy?
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And I can't see her because
I've never made a fairy deal?
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My daughter's dead because of them.
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You need to talk to Irene's fairy.
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My name is Skye.
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Fen, what is it? What do you see?
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It's her, it's Skye.
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Oh, God, they cut off her leg.
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That's what the powder is made of.
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Weren't you supposed to
report to the Underworld
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branch of the Library anyway?
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Yeah, and I burned my body
to avoid that.
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Did you...
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Okay, come on.
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♪ ♪
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Alice, are you working with the Library?
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♪ ♪
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[BOTH SHOUTING]
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♪ ♪
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Maybe we should've waited at the
mirror for a little while longer.
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- I mean, maybe they survived somehow.
- They didn't.
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Ask her.
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Harriet and Victoria were in the bridge.
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I'm pretty sure both mirrors shattered.
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Oh, my God. No.
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There's your answer.
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Where's your bag?
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I need the Truth Key.
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To see Penny, if he made it back.
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All right.
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You found The Fourth Key?
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[SOFT FLUTTERING]
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Here we go.
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Okay. It's in code.
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Mm.
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Be careful with that.
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Penny?
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- This looks familiar.
- You know what?
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No.
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Not till you tell me what you
were doing in the Library.
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I was finishing something.
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Grand Unified Theory of Magic.
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I needed information.
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Penny!
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Funny, 'cause there is
no magic to unify.
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Just let me see it again.
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No.
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I... I know what it is.
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Music.
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Music?
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Medieval music.
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Here.
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Just give it a minute, okay?
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[MEDIEVAL MELODY]
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♪ ♪
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- Sure you're playing it right?
- Yes, I'm sure.
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Then you're an idiot.
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Back then the scale didn't start at C.
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So that's an A.
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What?
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No, I just didn't know that you had...
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Well, me and music go way back.
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It's what my mom took her
clothes off to for money.
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And save the judgment. She was good.
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And she liked it.
And it paid for piano lessons.
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[MEDIEVAL MELODY]
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♪ ♪
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- [PIANO RINGS OUT]
- [CROWD CHEERING]
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[ROCK MUSIC BLARES]
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
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What? Where'd it go?
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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What the hell?
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♪ ♪
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Where did these people come from?
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Who are they?
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- I don't recognize them.
- What time is it, y'all?
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Todd.
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Yeah, it's time for the one, the only
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King of Party O'Clock!
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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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♪ ♪
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♪ Can't wait for the time
when I could shed my skin ♪
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♪ You can't read my mind,
but if you're wondering ♪
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♪ I'm somebody else,
you ain't met me before ♪
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♪ I'll put my real face on ♪
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♪ Open the door ♪
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[SINGING ECHOES, MUSIC PAUSES]
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♪ Wham, bam, here I am ♪
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♪ Demon of the glitter and glam ♪
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♪ Yes, catch your breath ♪
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♪ Got you eating out of my hand ♪
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♪ Wham, thank you, ma'am ♪
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♪ Now I'm here, the party is on ♪
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♪ Wow, check me out ♪
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♪ Don't know what you got
till it's gone ♪
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Guys, what took you so long?
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♪ Pump the beat through my veins
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♪ Ain't no stopping me now ♪
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♪ Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am ♪
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♪ Now I'm here, the party is on ♪
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♪ Wow, check us out ♪
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♪ Don't know what you got
till it's gone ♪
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ALL: ♪ Need it up, Need it up ♪
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♪ Turn the freakin' music up, Gone ♪
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♪ ♪
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I think we found hell.
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♪ ♪
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- Synced and corrected by Shazi89 -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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[ELECTRONIC MUSIC]
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Whatever this is, I don't have time.
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♪ ♪
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Where's the door?
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Really?
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♪ ♪
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All the clocks say 4:20.
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Well, it's not hell for Josh.
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Why would the book send us here?
Where are we?
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Guys.
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Great to see you.
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Seriously, it's been too long.
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Little word of advice,
this is a no-rules zone,
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except one...
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You gotta be the vibe.
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And the vibe is fun-in-the-sun, and
you can't throw shade, capisce?
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I have no idea what you just said.
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[MUSIC STOPS]
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Good to see you, uh...
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Where are we, exactly?
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And why are they doing that?
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Okay, guys. [CHUCKLES]
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Guys, it's okay. It's okay, all right?
[STAMMERS]
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[ELECTRONIC MUSIC CONTINUES]
What Joshster was telling you,
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it's all good in the New World Order,
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but one rule, okay?
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Have a blast, or adios.
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How do we "adios," Todd?
There's no door.
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True, but the trade-off...
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Is this.
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Holy shit.
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Yeah, we're not just
partying 'cause it's fun.
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Uh-uh.
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♪ ♪
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We're tearing it up 'cause
magic is back, my babies.
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[CHUCKLES] Yeah, it is.
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Whoo-hoo.
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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
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How? I...
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Two words... who cares?
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♪ ♪
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Oh, my gosh, this feels...
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♪ ♪
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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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♪ ♪
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[MUSIC AND CHEERING FADE]
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That bone saw, the smith who forged it
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must've been a monster.
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Fen, I did a whole line of
that fairy coke shit.
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All right? We've gotta help.
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- We can't.
- Excuse me?
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I agreed that what's being
done to the fairies is awful,
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but they are evil, and I told
you what they did to me,
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my daughter.
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And Julia, they can't be enslaved.
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They can do magic.
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Yeah, but that was in Fillory.
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You know, it's obviously different here.
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Maybe... maybe they're different.
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And I can see them
without making a deal.
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How?
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[ANGRY CHATTER]
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[INDISTINCT CHANTING]
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What the fuck me hell?
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You've been found guilty.
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By a marsupial in a wig and a robe.
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The judge you requested for trial.
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- The Wombat?
- Wombat?
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Jesus, Tick, I said combat.
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We wanted trial by combat.
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That is not, as you would say,
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"a thing" in Fillory.
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Why do you think we went in
with Bingle, a mute swordsman?
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If we'd known it was a wombat judge,
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we would've hired a wombat lawyer.
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There is some good news.
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You are free...
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to choose the manner of your execution.
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Tick.
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I don't mean to sound snappish,
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but what part of that news
is remotely good?
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It's an honor only bestowed upon
the greatest of deposed monarchs.
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Let's see.
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The serrated spoon... [GASPS]...
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Don't pick that one.
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The steep climb up Fire Ant Mountain.
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[CHUCKLES] I'd pick
the serrated spoon first.
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The Infinite Waterfall. The Stone Crush.
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Wait.
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Infinite Waterfall?
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It's quite horrid, and wet. [CHUCKLES]
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Right.
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But which death on your
little list takes the longest?
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The one with the word "infinite" in it.
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- Right?
- Right.
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A lot of time to...
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Think on our royal sins and repent.
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Plan on how best to...
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Meet death...
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gracefully.
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As desired then.
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You will plummet through freezing waters
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against walls of razor rocks,
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so you bleed out or drown,
or if you're lucky,
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just starve to death.
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I really don't think we could've
picked a better option.
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[ELECTRONIC MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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[WINE POURING]
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Feels really good.
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There's something very wrong here.
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None of my locator spells are working.
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I... I don't know where we are.
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How about I just blow
a hole in the wall?
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Sure, go ahead, but...
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The only magic that works here is...
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- Party tricks.
- Yeah.
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Look, we're on the Quest.
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So maybe there's a clue
in what we can and can't do.
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What we can't do is sit
around here getting blitzed
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on never-ending scotch.
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It's cognac, actually.
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- Easy.
- You, easy.
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- For all I know, this is you.
- Me?
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Yeah, doing shit
for your Library buddies
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- to slow us down.
- Okay, hey, you know what?
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We're all pretty raw,
so why don't we have a drink?
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- [GLASS SHATTERS]
- [MUSIC STOPS]
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[TENSE MUSIC]
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Wait a bit. Wh...
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, take it e...
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Ah. No, no, no, no, no.
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[GASPS]
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No, no, no, no. I'm not...
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♪ Ha... ha... happy birthday to you ♪
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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BOTH: [OUT OF TUNE]
♪ Happy birthday, dear... ♪
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♪ Fun and amazing party hounds ♪
265
00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:33,450
[TOGETHER] ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
266
00:12:33,460 --> 00:12:35,117
♪ You ♪
267
00:12:35,127 --> 00:12:37,019
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
268
00:12:37,029 --> 00:12:39,288
[ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC]
269
00:12:39,298 --> 00:12:40,423
There's Josh.
270
00:12:40,441 --> 00:12:42,592
We have to figure this out now.
271
00:12:42,603 --> 00:12:45,193
- We can't do it here.
- We gotta get him alone.
272
00:12:45,204 --> 00:12:46,596
I can get him upstairs.
273
00:12:46,606 --> 00:12:48,913
Somebody has to stay here
and put on a show
274
00:12:48,924 --> 00:12:51,583
so that they don't pick up
on any bad vibes.
275
00:12:51,593 --> 00:12:55,087
[SIGHING] Okay. You take the nerd.
276
00:12:55,097 --> 00:12:57,889
[SIGHS] I got these bozos.
277
00:12:57,899 --> 00:13:00,891
♪ ♪
278
00:13:00,901 --> 00:13:04,095
[EXHALES]
279
00:13:04,105 --> 00:13:06,063
[SIGHS]
280
00:13:06,073 --> 00:13:09,342
I can thank good ol' mom.
281
00:13:38,104 --> 00:13:39,830
Ah.
282
00:13:42,841 --> 00:13:44,467
Here. Here, I...
283
00:13:44,478 --> 00:13:46,503
[GASPS] Who are you?
284
00:13:46,513 --> 00:13:48,138
How can you see me?
285
00:13:48,148 --> 00:13:49,773
I'm Julia.
286
00:13:49,783 --> 00:13:52,275
You've probably seen me with Irene?
287
00:13:52,285 --> 00:13:53,777
You're Skye.
288
00:13:53,787 --> 00:13:56,112
Um, my... my friend Fen,
she told me about you,
289
00:13:56,122 --> 00:13:57,680
about what happened with your leg.
290
00:13:57,690 --> 00:14:01,317
I'm sorry, I'm very busy.
291
00:14:01,327 --> 00:14:04,420
You clean their homes,
you cook their food,
292
00:14:04,430 --> 00:14:06,522
and they take your leg
and grind it into powder
293
00:14:06,532 --> 00:14:10,259
to snort so they can do magic tricks.
294
00:14:10,269 --> 00:14:12,628
I wanna help you get out of here.
295
00:14:12,638 --> 00:14:14,129
No.
296
00:14:14,139 --> 00:14:16,265
No, this is the way.
297
00:14:16,275 --> 00:14:17,966
We can't do magic.
298
00:14:17,976 --> 00:14:19,435
We're helpless.
299
00:14:19,445 --> 00:14:21,036
The McAllistairs, they protect us.
300
00:14:21,046 --> 00:14:24,706
No, the McAllistairs use you.
And they hurt you.
301
00:14:24,716 --> 00:14:28,944
Mrs. McAllistair
will be angry if I'm late.
302
00:14:28,954 --> 00:14:31,313
I'm told that fairies can do magic.
303
00:14:31,323 --> 00:14:32,714
[SCOFFS]
304
00:14:32,724 --> 00:14:36,118
If that's true, if I can show you that,
305
00:14:36,128 --> 00:14:39,987
it proves that the McAllistairs
have lied to you.
306
00:14:39,997 --> 00:14:41,063
About everything.
307
00:14:43,901 --> 00:14:47,295
Meet me in the lab as soon
as you can get away.
308
00:14:47,305 --> 00:14:50,506
Deal?
309
00:14:52,377 --> 00:14:54,335
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
310
00:14:54,345 --> 00:14:57,338
[JAZZ PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]
311
00:14:57,348 --> 00:15:04,619
♪ ♪
312
00:15:07,658 --> 00:15:12,486
♪ Got my new gown ♪
313
00:15:12,496 --> 00:15:13,854
♪ Got my hair... ♪
314
00:15:13,864 --> 00:15:15,723
- Wait.
- [MUSIC STOPS]
315
00:15:15,733 --> 00:15:17,982
Wrong key. Try E.
316
00:15:19,102 --> 00:15:21,194
It's in A.
317
00:15:21,204 --> 00:15:23,697
We like it in E.
318
00:15:23,707 --> 00:15:27,033
[CHATTER]
319
00:15:27,043 --> 00:15:31,371
That's... an excellent idea. [CHUCKLES]
320
00:15:31,381 --> 00:15:32,505
Thank you.
321
00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:34,040
I always felt a connection.
322
00:15:34,050 --> 00:15:38,578
Especially when you'd glare at me
like you were trying to kill me.
323
00:15:38,588 --> 00:15:40,046
I always thought you were annoying.
324
00:15:40,056 --> 00:15:43,049
Which turns out to be my power move.
325
00:15:43,059 --> 00:15:44,958
Yeah, just not today.
326
00:15:48,464 --> 00:15:49,623
[SIGHS]
327
00:15:49,633 --> 00:15:50,891
[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]
328
00:15:50,901 --> 00:15:54,327
♪ Got my new gown ♪
329
00:15:54,337 --> 00:15:58,664
♪ Got my hair down ♪
330
00:15:58,674 --> 00:16:02,935
♪ All I need, oh ♪
331
00:16:02,945 --> 00:16:07,440
♪ Is the boy ♪
332
00:16:07,450 --> 00:16:11,110
♪ Got my silk net ♪
333
00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:15,314
♪ Got my heart set ♪
334
00:16:15,324 --> 00:16:20,520
♪ Got my five yards
of beaded crêpe De chine on ♪
335
00:16:20,530 --> 00:16:25,525
♪ Now all I need's
a strong arm to lean on ♪
336
00:16:25,535 --> 00:16:30,362
♪ If he'll just appear ♪
337
00:16:30,372 --> 00:16:31,530
♪ ♪
338
00:16:31,540 --> 00:16:36,502
♪ We'll use this big town ♪
339
00:16:36,512 --> 00:16:41,340
♪ For a toy ♪
340
00:16:41,350 --> 00:16:43,842
♪ And if ♪
341
00:16:43,852 --> 00:16:45,977
♪ He'll say ♪
342
00:16:45,987 --> 00:16:48,179
♪ My darling, I'm yours ♪
343
00:16:48,189 --> 00:16:50,381
♪ I'll throw away ♪
344
00:16:50,391 --> 00:16:52,984
♪ My silk nets ♪
345
00:16:52,994 --> 00:16:57,689
♪ Yes, and every bead ♪
346
00:16:57,699 --> 00:17:01,725
♪ All I really need ♪
347
00:17:01,735 --> 00:17:05,463
♪ Is the boy ♪
348
00:17:05,473 --> 00:17:12,511
♪ ♪
349
00:17:15,049 --> 00:17:16,907
[MUFFLED JAZZ MUSIC]
350
00:17:16,917 --> 00:17:18,375
Is this a thing you guys are into?
351
00:17:18,385 --> 00:17:20,744
I'm not judging,
it's just a little high school.
352
00:17:20,754 --> 00:17:22,287
Oh, my God.
353
00:17:24,592 --> 00:17:26,216
Is that the book?
354
00:17:26,226 --> 00:17:27,347
Not here.
355
00:17:27,358 --> 00:17:29,887
All right, of course.
It's not even our piano.
356
00:17:29,897 --> 00:17:31,421
It's just a part of all this.
357
00:17:31,431 --> 00:17:33,243
I don't know what you
guys are babbling about.
358
00:17:33,254 --> 00:17:35,076
I had it moved up here
so I could rehearse.
359
00:17:35,087 --> 00:17:36,396
Hence the reason it's in my room.
360
00:17:36,407 --> 00:17:37,725
This isn't your room.
361
00:17:37,736 --> 00:17:41,907
Yeah, Josh, you're a Naturalist.
This is not even your house.
362
00:17:42,435 --> 00:17:44,377
That's pretty much all you
know about me, right?
363
00:17:44,388 --> 00:17:45,468
Where am I from?
364
00:17:45,478 --> 00:17:47,069
Where'd I go to undergrad?
365
00:17:47,079 --> 00:17:49,438
When is the last time
we actually saw each other?
366
00:17:49,448 --> 00:17:51,639
A couple of weeks ago? I...
367
00:17:51,649 --> 00:17:53,641
Exactly. I texted, I called.
368
00:17:53,651 --> 00:17:55,810
Over and over, to try to get
back with you guys
369
00:17:55,820 --> 00:17:56,979
and go on the Quest.
370
00:17:56,989 --> 00:18:00,215
Go ahead, check your phones.
371
00:18:00,225 --> 00:18:01,483
I got one reply, from Julia.
372
00:18:01,493 --> 00:18:03,118
Then Nada from any of you.
373
00:18:03,128 --> 00:18:06,320
And that's pretty much all
you think about me, right?
374
00:18:06,330 --> 00:18:10,324
♪ ♪
375
00:18:10,334 --> 00:18:14,228
♪ Got my new gown ♪
376
00:18:14,238 --> 00:18:18,099
♪ Got my hair down ♪
377
00:18:18,109 --> 00:18:22,336
♪ All I need now ♪
378
00:18:22,346 --> 00:18:27,008
♪ Is the boy ♪
379
00:18:27,018 --> 00:18:31,078
♪ Got my silk net... ♪
380
00:18:31,088 --> 00:18:33,447
Ventriloquist act. Nice trick.
381
00:18:33,457 --> 00:18:36,183
Is that even your voice down there?
382
00:18:36,193 --> 00:18:37,584
Brava.
383
00:18:37,594 --> 00:18:40,353
You really contacted a lot.
384
00:18:40,363 --> 00:18:42,322
Um, uh, sorry, we were just so...
385
00:18:42,332 --> 00:18:44,024
Narcissistically up your own asses?
386
00:18:44,034 --> 00:18:46,960
Look, you ditched us
in Fillory, so it's not...
387
00:18:46,970 --> 00:18:49,329
Not the same. That was cowardice.
388
00:18:49,339 --> 00:18:51,097
Not indifference.
389
00:18:51,107 --> 00:18:52,633
Look, it's fine. It's fine.
390
00:18:52,643 --> 00:18:55,335
Because we don't really know each
other, and now we don't need to.
391
00:18:55,345 --> 00:18:57,504
Quest is over. Magic is back.
392
00:18:57,514 --> 00:18:59,639
Okay, great, well,
then just magic yourself
393
00:18:59,649 --> 00:19:01,874
- out of those ropes.
- [SNICKERS]
394
00:19:01,884 --> 00:19:03,676
♪ ♪
395
00:19:03,686 --> 00:19:06,646
[GRUNTS] That is weird.
396
00:19:06,656 --> 00:19:08,527
Josh, I know you're a smart guy.
397
00:19:08,538 --> 00:19:10,176
And you want to believe
that this is real
398
00:19:10,187 --> 00:19:12,484
because it feels so good,
but this isn't life, okay?
399
00:19:12,494 --> 00:19:15,354
And I'm worried the longer you stay
here, the less you'll want to leave.
400
00:19:15,364 --> 00:19:18,658
Look, he wants to stay. Fine.
401
00:19:18,668 --> 00:19:22,862
Just tell us how you got here
so we can get out.
402
00:19:22,872 --> 00:19:26,740
[WIND ROARING]
403
00:19:34,015 --> 00:19:36,075
Leave us.
404
00:19:36,085 --> 00:19:38,377
[SIGHS]
405
00:19:38,387 --> 00:19:40,312
All right.
406
00:19:40,322 --> 00:19:43,382
Good, good, good,
good, good, good, good.
407
00:19:43,392 --> 00:19:44,983
You pickpocketed the key?
408
00:19:44,993 --> 00:19:46,633
I did...
409
00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:47,719
not.
410
00:19:47,730 --> 00:19:49,583
Wait till it gets dark, that's better.
411
00:19:49,594 --> 00:19:51,422
Let me stop you right there.
412
00:19:51,432 --> 00:19:52,991
I will not be helping you escape.
413
00:19:53,001 --> 00:19:55,827
In fact, I will not be
helping you with anything,
414
00:19:55,837 --> 00:19:57,754
- ever again.
- Wait, what?
415
00:19:57,765 --> 00:19:58,997
You're the worst.
416
00:19:59,007 --> 00:20:02,233
The absolute worst rulers
Fillory has ever had.
417
00:20:02,243 --> 00:20:03,987
Oh, come on. Martin Chatwin?
418
00:20:03,998 --> 00:20:06,270
All of you. Children of Earth.
419
00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:08,272
The divine prank of Ember and Umber's.
420
00:20:08,282 --> 00:20:10,108
And you know what's truly infuriating?
421
00:20:10,118 --> 00:20:13,444
How you always really believe
you have the right.
422
00:20:13,454 --> 00:20:15,012
Look, we didn't make the rules here.
423
00:20:15,022 --> 00:20:16,514
We don't even like them.
424
00:20:16,524 --> 00:20:19,750
Good, as they no longer need
to be followed.
425
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:23,453
No magic means no more
idiotic Earth rulers,
426
00:20:23,463 --> 00:20:25,522
and I get my Kingdom back.
427
00:20:25,532 --> 00:20:26,690
Your Kingdom?
428
00:20:26,700 --> 00:20:29,093
I ran Fillory for years.
429
00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:31,795
- [SNICKERS]
- Tick.
430
00:20:31,805 --> 00:20:35,398
Maybe we can just take a beat, okay?
431
00:20:35,408 --> 00:20:38,368
If there's something that
we did or didn't do,
432
00:20:38,378 --> 00:20:39,736
or missed or fucked up,
433
00:20:39,746 --> 00:20:42,252
don't you think after everything
434
00:20:42,263 --> 00:20:43,929
that we have been through,
you couldn't just,
435
00:20:43,940 --> 00:20:45,208
I don't know, maybe talk to us?
436
00:20:45,218 --> 00:20:49,521
I refuse to beg for what
I have waited to seize.
437
00:20:50,490 --> 00:20:53,249
Now is the time.
438
00:20:53,259 --> 00:20:54,651
[GLEEFULLY INHALES]
439
00:20:54,661 --> 00:20:56,786
Muntjac,
440
00:20:56,796 --> 00:20:59,088
we are going to the Infinite Waterfall.
441
00:20:59,098 --> 00:21:00,990
As soon as we reach
the point of no return,
442
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,325
we'll put them in a lifeboat
and let the rapids
443
00:21:03,335 --> 00:21:05,394
carry them over the edge.
444
00:21:05,404 --> 00:21:07,829
And then finally have a free Fillory
445
00:21:07,839 --> 00:21:12,168
of, for, and by Fillorians like us.
446
00:21:12,178 --> 00:21:14,069
What do you say?
447
00:21:14,079 --> 00:21:16,071
Allies?
448
00:21:16,081 --> 00:21:18,840
[GIGGLES]
449
00:21:18,850 --> 00:21:21,177
Her too?
450
00:21:21,187 --> 00:21:23,679
Does everybody hate us?
451
00:21:23,689 --> 00:21:27,816
All right, you've got us
guarded and locked down here.
452
00:21:27,826 --> 00:21:29,450
You might as well just undo these.
453
00:21:29,460 --> 00:21:30,989
I shall...
454
00:21:32,030 --> 00:21:33,895
not. [GIGGLES]
455
00:21:35,633 --> 00:21:36,858
[TENSE MUSIC]
456
00:21:36,868 --> 00:21:40,136
Okay, the "not" thing is kind of arch.
457
00:21:54,833 --> 00:21:56,919
How is this not a terrible idea?
458
00:21:56,930 --> 00:21:59,955
Fen, whatever they did,
they don't deserve to...
459
00:22:00,005 --> 00:22:05,167
I mean, nobody deserves to...
[DOOR SQUEAKS SOFTLY]
460
00:22:05,177 --> 00:22:08,270
Mrs. McAllistair is dining.
461
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:10,339
I have one hour.
462
00:22:10,349 --> 00:22:12,674
Uh.
463
00:22:12,684 --> 00:22:17,212
Uh, okay, um, we won't push too hard.
464
00:22:17,222 --> 00:22:20,716
I just want to see what you can do.
465
00:22:20,726 --> 00:22:23,485
So after I couldn't find Kady,
466
00:22:23,495 --> 00:22:26,321
I called and called and called...
467
00:22:26,331 --> 00:22:29,224
Okay, we suck. Got it.
468
00:22:29,234 --> 00:22:30,826
Next?
469
00:22:30,836 --> 00:22:33,995
I went back to Bacchus'.
Party was still raging.
470
00:22:34,005 --> 00:22:36,331
But no matter how hard
I hit the pharmaceuticals,
471
00:22:36,341 --> 00:22:38,333
I couldn't shake the fact
that I was ditched hard
472
00:22:38,343 --> 00:22:39,867
by you guys.
473
00:22:39,877 --> 00:22:42,137
Which wasn't exactly unfamiliar.
474
00:22:42,147 --> 00:22:43,704
And, can you untie me?
475
00:22:43,714 --> 00:22:46,474
You've made your point
and I can't feel my thumbs.
476
00:22:46,484 --> 00:22:49,644
[MUFFLED JAZZ MUSIC]
477
00:22:49,654 --> 00:22:51,879
It's a life theme for me, I guess.
478
00:22:51,889 --> 00:22:56,050
You know, my brother got us
tickets to that concert.
479
00:22:56,060 --> 00:22:59,053
Turned out to be the last one
Bowie did in the U.S.
480
00:22:59,063 --> 00:23:02,657
- I saw it.
- It was amazing, wasn't it?
481
00:23:02,667 --> 00:23:04,358
Is what I heard from my brother,
482
00:23:04,368 --> 00:23:06,193
who ditched me to take Ann Posner.
483
00:23:06,203 --> 00:23:08,895
And even after they got back
and told me how great it was,
484
00:23:08,905 --> 00:23:10,764
and that Bowie went
into the middle of the crowd
485
00:23:10,774 --> 00:23:12,098
to do "Under Pressure,"
486
00:23:12,108 --> 00:23:14,000
I didn't feel as bad as I should've
487
00:23:14,010 --> 00:23:15,902
because I was just like,
"This is what happens.
488
00:23:15,912 --> 00:23:17,859
This is what's always gonna happen."
489
00:23:17,870 --> 00:23:20,425
Can we just get back to the
part of how you got here?
490
00:23:22,251 --> 00:23:25,244
[MUFFLED CLUB MUSIC]
491
00:23:25,254 --> 00:23:31,284
♪ ♪
492
00:23:31,294 --> 00:23:32,752
- Todd?
- What's up, brother?
493
00:23:32,762 --> 00:23:35,421
Not my dick. I gotta crash.
494
00:23:35,431 --> 00:23:37,757
Hey, uh...
495
00:23:37,767 --> 00:23:41,194
Let you in on a little secret?
496
00:23:41,204 --> 00:23:44,096
[INDISTINCT WHISPERING]
497
00:23:44,106 --> 00:23:46,899
Get the fuck out.
498
00:23:46,909 --> 00:23:50,936
Okay... one, if I'm tripping,
keep me on a molly drip.
499
00:23:50,946 --> 00:23:52,871
Two, who else knows?
500
00:23:52,881 --> 00:23:55,273
Three, how?
501
00:23:55,283 --> 00:23:59,778
♪ ♪
502
00:23:59,788 --> 00:24:03,115
- Ooh.
- One, you are not tripping.
503
00:24:03,125 --> 00:24:06,418
Two, everyone who needs to know.
504
00:24:06,428 --> 00:24:08,987
- And three...
- [CHUCKLES]
505
00:24:08,997 --> 00:24:10,789
Wait, Todd has the Fifth Key?
506
00:24:10,799 --> 00:24:13,658
It's one of them. I'm not sure.
507
00:24:13,668 --> 00:24:15,460
Well, let's get it.
508
00:24:15,470 --> 00:24:18,396
Well...
509
00:24:18,406 --> 00:24:20,432
The key
510
00:24:20,442 --> 00:24:23,101
isn't the key to what
we're getting up to here.
511
00:24:23,111 --> 00:24:24,969
Okay, but that's pretty important.
512
00:24:24,979 --> 00:24:27,339
I need to tell my friends.
Are they here?
513
00:24:27,349 --> 00:24:30,241
And sorry, but how can magic be back
514
00:24:30,251 --> 00:24:31,743
if you have one of the keys?
515
00:24:31,753 --> 00:24:33,444
[MUSIC STOPS]
516
00:24:33,454 --> 00:24:35,747
And why are they...
517
00:24:35,757 --> 00:24:37,115
Yes, we lived it.
518
00:24:37,125 --> 00:24:40,184
Uh, have a blast or... all: Adios.
519
00:24:40,194 --> 00:24:42,453
That wasn't maybe a clue
all this was fake?
520
00:24:42,463 --> 00:24:44,955
It's not fake.
It's just different, okay?
521
00:24:44,965 --> 00:24:46,657
Magic comes back, it's a little off.
522
00:24:46,667 --> 00:24:48,992
Things always evolve.
523
00:24:49,002 --> 00:24:50,361
[JAZZ MUSIC]
524
00:24:50,371 --> 00:24:57,200
♪ For a toy ♪
525
00:24:57,210 --> 00:25:00,671
♪ And if he'll say ♪
526
00:25:00,681 --> 00:25:05,275
♪ My darling I'm yours,
I'll throw away ♪
527
00:25:05,285 --> 00:25:09,212
♪ My silk net, yes ♪
528
00:25:09,222 --> 00:25:11,047
[TENSE MUSIC]
529
00:25:11,057 --> 00:25:13,449
Look, have you seen anybody
else you know other than Todd?
530
00:25:13,459 --> 00:25:15,852
- Have you been outside?
- I mean, these guys are great.
531
00:25:15,862 --> 00:25:18,020
And I'll get a campus tour as soon as...
532
00:25:18,030 --> 00:25:20,356
Josh, this is not Brakebills.
533
00:25:20,366 --> 00:25:24,894
And this Todd, very un-Todd.
534
00:25:24,904 --> 00:25:28,298
The real Todd isn't creepily
bossy with a prancing army
535
00:25:28,308 --> 00:25:31,033
that turns psycho the m...
536
00:25:31,043 --> 00:25:32,109
Oh, no.
537
00:25:33,813 --> 00:25:38,240
♪ ♪
538
00:25:38,906 --> 00:25:41,643
Okay, Josh, the quest
brought us here for a reason,
539
00:25:41,653 --> 00:25:44,847
and it's not to party to death
for Todd's pleasure.
540
00:25:44,857 --> 00:25:46,715
- Uh...
- Wait, that's it.
541
00:25:46,725 --> 00:25:49,418
- What's it?
- Why Todd isn't Todd.
542
00:25:49,428 --> 00:25:50,585
I think... [POUNDING ON DOOR]
543
00:25:50,595 --> 00:25:51,861
Shit.
544
00:25:53,198 --> 00:25:55,390
Okay, look, we have been
total dicks to you,
545
00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:57,553
and I swear to you,
we are gonna make it up to you,
546
00:25:57,564 --> 00:26:00,460
but you have to buy us some time
so that we can figure this out.
547
00:26:00,471 --> 00:26:02,230
Figure it out or don't,
but if you're right,
548
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:03,932
and this is my own private Idaho,
549
00:26:03,942 --> 00:26:05,408
I want you out of it.
550
00:26:07,049 --> 00:26:09,443
[TENSE MUSIC]
551
00:26:09,453 --> 00:26:10,577
♪ ♪
552
00:26:11,424 --> 00:26:14,417
[FUNK MUSIC]
553
00:26:14,427 --> 00:26:15,985
♪ ♪
554
00:26:16,541 --> 00:26:17,699
Let's hustle.
555
00:26:17,709 --> 00:26:20,802
[ALL CHEERING]
556
00:26:20,812 --> 00:26:27,983
♪ ♪
557
00:26:32,084 --> 00:26:33,623
Ready?
558
00:26:38,196 --> 00:26:39,687
- [SIGHS]
- Okay.
559
00:26:39,697 --> 00:26:41,110
It's okay.
560
00:26:41,899 --> 00:26:43,165
Again.
561
00:26:44,735 --> 00:26:47,969
One, two, three.
562
00:26:52,576 --> 00:26:55,502
[SIGHS]
563
00:26:55,512 --> 00:26:59,139
This is silly.
564
00:26:59,149 --> 00:27:01,156
Maybe you're teaching it wrong.
565
00:27:01,852 --> 00:27:06,847
I've never seen a fairy do all
that Magician-y finger bending.
566
00:27:06,857 --> 00:27:07,981
They are magic.
567
00:27:07,991 --> 00:27:09,550
They don't have to access it.
568
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:12,672
They just get right to
the ruining-your-life part.
569
00:27:14,697 --> 00:27:17,190
Okay.
570
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:20,001
Here. Give me your hand.
571
00:27:24,207 --> 00:27:28,568
Imagine a flower growing out
of the palm of your hand.
572
00:27:28,578 --> 00:27:30,903
But don't picture it in your head.
573
00:27:30,913 --> 00:27:33,172
Picture it here.
574
00:27:33,182 --> 00:27:37,184
In the real world.
575
00:27:40,356 --> 00:27:44,083
♪ You might not ever get rich ♪
576
00:27:44,093 --> 00:27:46,919
♪ But let me tell you, it's
better than digging a ditch ♪
577
00:27:46,929 --> 00:27:49,588
- Wait, Todd's a what?
- A traumesser.
578
00:27:49,598 --> 00:27:50,922
It's from German folk tales.
579
00:27:50,932 --> 00:27:52,924
It's a demon who creates a pocket world
580
00:27:52,934 --> 00:27:54,926
where all your fantasies come true,
581
00:27:54,936 --> 00:27:56,595
and then feeds off your happiness.
582
00:27:56,605 --> 00:27:58,730
So, it's a joy junkie?
583
00:27:58,740 --> 00:28:02,033
Yeah, and it created all this
to mainline Josh.
584
00:28:02,043 --> 00:28:04,269
Who just happens to look like Todd?
585
00:28:04,279 --> 00:28:05,870
It's also a shape-shifter.
586
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:08,472
But how would it find
the Fifth Key and why?
587
00:28:08,482 --> 00:28:11,109
- And, why would it hide it?
- I don't know.
588
00:28:11,119 --> 00:28:13,111
It's not malevolent. Well, for demons.
589
00:28:13,121 --> 00:28:16,414
Okay, so the demon
had the Fifth Key here.
590
00:28:16,424 --> 00:28:18,049
The book brought us here, so the...
591
00:28:18,059 --> 00:28:21,919
the key is still gotta be here, right?
592
00:28:21,929 --> 00:28:24,988
Ugh, boy, not working in E.
593
00:28:24,998 --> 00:28:27,892
- What?
- Uh, just the... the song.
594
00:28:27,902 --> 00:28:32,129
- Not Todd has a fetish for...
- E.
595
00:28:32,139 --> 00:28:34,239
- The Fifth Key.
- But from A.
596
00:28:38,245 --> 00:28:41,512
[PIANO NOTE REVERBERATES AND RATTLES]
597
00:28:46,444 --> 00:28:49,389
Wait, wait. No fingers.
598
00:28:50,090 --> 00:28:52,015
♪ ♪
599
00:28:52,025 --> 00:28:55,284
Sometimes bad shit happens.
600
00:28:55,294 --> 00:28:57,520
[KEY CLINKS AGAINST GLASS]
601
00:28:57,530 --> 00:28:59,288
Give it a sec.
602
00:28:59,298 --> 00:29:01,365
See if it tells us what it is.
603
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:16,138
Honey, you don't have to listen to Tick.
604
00:29:16,148 --> 00:29:17,639
You can just do your own thing.
605
00:29:17,649 --> 00:29:21,764
Turn around, head home, relax, whatevs.
606
00:29:24,957 --> 00:29:27,850
[CHAINS RATTLE]
607
00:29:28,419 --> 00:29:30,117
Nothing.
608
00:29:30,128 --> 00:29:32,748
Maybe Tick was right about us.
609
00:29:33,198 --> 00:29:36,224
I mean, what really gave us the right?
610
00:29:36,234 --> 00:29:39,695
Hey, we didn't make the world.
611
00:29:39,705 --> 00:29:42,698
It was baked by fucking
goat-meat nut-jobs,
612
00:29:42,708 --> 00:29:44,399
so of course it's insane.
613
00:29:44,409 --> 00:29:47,635
And of course we're insane for
thinking we can make it better.
614
00:29:47,645 --> 00:29:49,471
- But you know what?
- What?
615
00:29:49,481 --> 00:29:51,306
We did.
616
00:29:51,316 --> 00:29:54,142
- For a hot minute, we did.
- When?
617
00:29:54,152 --> 00:29:57,045
Right after you
and Idri sealed that deal.
618
00:29:57,055 --> 00:29:58,480
And he turned into a rat?
619
00:29:58,490 --> 00:30:01,081
- I said "one hot minute."
- [CHUCKLES]
620
00:30:01,091 --> 00:30:03,217
I meant, literally one perfect minute
621
00:30:03,227 --> 00:30:06,554
- on this god-fucked rock.
- [LAUGHS]
622
00:30:06,564 --> 00:30:08,856
And we can do it again.
We made it better.
623
00:30:08,866 --> 00:30:10,190
I mean, come on.
624
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:12,220
We've pretty much
only ever had each other.
625
00:30:12,231 --> 00:30:13,282
Ugh.
626
00:30:13,293 --> 00:30:15,596
And that's gotten us through
pretty much everything.
627
00:30:15,606 --> 00:30:17,664
- Mm-hmm.
- I mean, everything.
628
00:30:17,674 --> 00:30:19,033
Everything.
629
00:30:19,043 --> 00:30:22,369
[LAUGHS] Well, whatever happens,
630
00:30:22,379 --> 00:30:26,240
thank you for giving us
the time where we can finally
631
00:30:26,250 --> 00:30:32,179
just speak with no bullshit,
and I can just say,
632
00:30:32,189 --> 00:30:35,214
I love you, Margo.
633
00:30:35,224 --> 00:30:36,917
I know.
634
00:30:36,927 --> 00:30:40,921
[WATERFALL THUNDERS]
635
00:30:40,931 --> 00:30:43,757
[TENSE MUSIC]
636
00:30:43,767 --> 00:30:46,192
We've reached the point of no return.
637
00:30:46,202 --> 00:30:49,220
Please stop so we can cast them off.
638
00:30:50,806 --> 00:30:53,266
Please. Stop.
639
00:30:53,276 --> 00:30:54,508
Please?
640
00:30:56,745 --> 00:30:59,272
I order you to stop, this moment.
641
00:30:59,282 --> 00:31:01,307
I am your king.
642
00:31:01,317 --> 00:31:03,595
Stop right now.
643
00:31:07,723 --> 00:31:10,490
[WHIMPERS]
644
00:31:17,132 --> 00:31:20,125
[GASPS]
645
00:31:20,135 --> 00:31:23,062
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
646
00:31:23,072 --> 00:31:24,611
[GASPS]
647
00:31:25,940 --> 00:31:28,500
♪ ♪
648
00:31:28,510 --> 00:31:29,968
[CHUCKLES]
649
00:31:29,978 --> 00:31:32,003
♪ ♪
650
00:31:32,013 --> 00:31:33,923
My first Royal Proclamation...
651
00:31:33,934 --> 00:31:35,907
Scuttle all ships that can think.
652
00:31:35,917 --> 00:31:37,591
Write that down.
653
00:31:39,254 --> 00:31:41,520
I don't suppose you'd stop for me?
654
00:31:43,290 --> 00:31:46,358
[WHIMPERS] Ah.
655
00:31:47,954 --> 00:31:50,947
[TENSE MUSIC]
656
00:31:50,965 --> 00:31:56,568
♪ ♪
657
00:31:57,204 --> 00:31:59,163
Fuck this.
658
00:31:59,173 --> 00:32:02,441
[GLOW BUZZING]
659
00:32:04,178 --> 00:32:06,612
Holy shit.
660
00:32:08,349 --> 00:32:11,342
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
661
00:32:11,352 --> 00:32:14,111
[GASPS]
662
00:32:14,121 --> 00:32:21,325
♪ ♪
663
00:32:23,964 --> 00:32:26,564
♪ ♪
664
00:32:27,797 --> 00:32:30,290
[TENSE MUSIC]
665
00:32:30,300 --> 00:32:37,297
♪ ♪
666
00:32:39,532 --> 00:32:41,031
The necklace.
667
00:32:42,415 --> 00:32:44,773
It kills them when they use magic.
668
00:32:44,783 --> 00:32:47,776
- How could I not...
- Your eyes.
669
00:32:47,786 --> 00:32:51,013
Julia. The magic you just did.
670
00:32:51,023 --> 00:32:52,683
You didn't use your hands.
671
00:32:52,694 --> 00:32:54,301
How?
672
00:32:55,194 --> 00:32:58,420
♪ ♪
673
00:32:58,430 --> 00:33:00,288
I think I'm leveling up.
674
00:33:00,298 --> 00:33:04,426
- [FUNK MUSIC PLAYING]
- ♪ Working at the car wash ♪
675
00:33:04,436 --> 00:33:06,394
♪ Working at the car wash, Yeah ♪
676
00:33:07,598 --> 00:33:09,652
♪ Come on down and sing it with me ♪
677
00:33:09,663 --> 00:33:11,051
♪ Car wash ♪
678
00:33:11,062 --> 00:33:13,788
♪ ♪
679
00:33:13,799 --> 00:33:15,848
♪ Car wash, yeah ♪
680
00:33:18,149 --> 00:33:21,476
♪ ♪
681
00:33:21,486 --> 00:33:24,612
Dude, I'm new here, okay? I
don't know where the coffee is.
682
00:33:24,622 --> 00:33:26,902
I don't even know
if there is coffee here.
683
00:33:26,913 --> 00:33:27,925
Penny.
684
00:33:27,936 --> 00:33:30,273
- Wait, you hear him too?
- Inside your head? Yeah, me too.
685
00:33:30,284 --> 00:33:32,153
Penny, Penny!
686
00:33:32,163 --> 00:33:33,821
Wait, Kady?
687
00:33:33,831 --> 00:33:35,489
Oh, my God, Penny, where are you?
688
00:33:35,499 --> 00:33:38,092
I'm... I'm in the Underworld Library.
689
00:33:38,102 --> 00:33:40,327
Where are you? How am I hearing you?
690
00:33:40,337 --> 00:33:42,162
I don't know, but we can all hear you.
691
00:33:42,172 --> 00:33:44,498
Yeah, can you... can you hear all of us?
692
00:33:44,508 --> 00:33:46,333
- Am I hallucinating?
- If you are, so am I.
693
00:33:46,343 --> 00:33:47,501
Um...
694
00:33:47,511 --> 00:33:49,803
- Eliot, Margo?
- Quentin?
695
00:33:49,813 --> 00:33:51,672
Penny? What's going on?
696
00:33:51,682 --> 00:33:54,475
Uh, okay, it's the Fifth Key;
that must be what it does.
697
00:33:54,485 --> 00:33:56,476
It... it links us all up.
698
00:33:56,486 --> 00:34:01,248
Guys, I'm sure this is important,
699
00:34:01,258 --> 00:34:03,650
but I almost killed somebody.
700
00:34:03,660 --> 00:34:06,452
And then somehow froze her in time.
701
00:34:06,462 --> 00:34:08,755
And I'm not sure what to do next.
702
00:34:08,765 --> 00:34:12,358
So just give me a sec. Hi.
703
00:34:12,368 --> 00:34:15,461
Well, we're chained to a boat
about to go over a waterfall.
704
00:34:15,471 --> 00:34:18,364
Yeah, complete
with lacerating rocks, so...
705
00:34:18,374 --> 00:34:19,999
Oh, shit, the Infinite Waterfall.
706
00:34:20,009 --> 00:34:22,702
Not helping...
wait, you guys have magic.
707
00:34:22,712 --> 00:34:24,011
Can you stop this boat?
708
00:34:24,022 --> 00:34:25,718
No, it's not that kind of magic.
709
00:34:25,729 --> 00:34:28,508
Great, well, enjoy
our death screams, I guess.
710
00:34:28,518 --> 00:34:30,276
Hey, everybody out of my head.
711
00:34:30,286 --> 00:34:33,212
Josh... oh, wait, wait,
wait, wait, I think, um...
712
00:34:33,222 --> 00:34:34,847
Look, look, we go back to Brakebills.
713
00:34:34,857 --> 00:34:36,703
And then we get the Time
Key, and we reverse...
714
00:34:36,714 --> 00:34:38,234
No, no, we can't go through the door.
715
00:34:38,245 --> 00:34:39,253
Why?
716
00:34:39,264 --> 00:34:41,220
Because we are all
listening to each other.
717
00:34:41,230 --> 00:34:44,159
We're speaking to each other.
All eight of us. That...
718
00:34:44,901 --> 00:34:47,350
That's what it is, it's unity. Uh...
719
00:34:47,369 --> 00:34:50,696
The Quest brought us to a world
made for the Quester
720
00:34:50,706 --> 00:34:52,798
who always feels left behind. The key...
721
00:34:52,808 --> 00:34:54,369
The key needs us to work together.
722
00:34:54,380 --> 00:34:56,108
- Um...
- Oh, bullshit!
723
00:34:57,245 --> 00:34:58,870
[MUSIC STOPS]
724
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:01,172
You know, everything was great
until you guys got here,
725
00:35:01,182 --> 00:35:03,025
- so just go.
- Wait, who's that?
726
00:35:03,036 --> 00:35:04,741
Perfect, thank you, Penny.
727
00:35:04,752 --> 00:35:06,044
[TENSE MUSIC]
728
00:35:06,054 --> 00:35:07,549
You know what? Fuck the rule.
729
00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:09,860
No, Josh, uh, Josh, just calm down, I...
730
00:35:09,871 --> 00:35:11,322
And fuck you!
731
00:35:12,659 --> 00:35:14,847
♪ ♪
732
00:35:14,858 --> 00:35:15,883
Wah!
733
00:35:15,894 --> 00:35:18,021
[GROANING, GRUNTING]
734
00:35:18,031 --> 00:35:19,489
♪ ♪
735
00:35:19,499 --> 00:35:21,725
Ah, no, no.
736
00:35:21,735 --> 00:35:23,426
Okay, everybody, listen.
737
00:35:23,436 --> 00:35:25,895
Um, we have to save Josh
738
00:35:25,905 --> 00:35:27,430
and convince him to come back with us.
739
00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:29,265
No idea what you're talking about.
740
00:35:29,275 --> 00:35:31,434
All right, well, we've got
some life and death stakes
741
00:35:31,444 --> 00:35:33,035
of our own over here.
742
00:35:33,045 --> 00:35:36,239
Yes, we're all fucked
in our own way, like always.
743
00:35:36,249 --> 00:35:37,607
But if we do not do this,
744
00:35:37,617 --> 00:35:40,176
then the Quest is done.
745
00:35:40,186 --> 00:35:43,512
Okay, we have to work together
and we have to do it now.
746
00:35:43,522 --> 00:35:45,614
All right, it's gonna sound weird,
747
00:35:45,624 --> 00:35:47,951
but just go with me.
You're gonna hear music,
748
00:35:47,962 --> 00:35:50,244
and I'm gonna make sure that
everyone knows the words,
749
00:35:50,255 --> 00:35:53,722
but every single one of us has to sing.
750
00:35:53,732 --> 00:35:55,258
[DAVID BOWIE AND QUEEN'S
"UNDER PRESSURE" PLAYS]
751
00:35:55,268 --> 00:35:56,747
God, I hate you.
752
00:35:56,758 --> 00:36:00,195
Ah, stop! Ugh, no.
753
00:36:00,205 --> 00:36:03,064
No, stop, stop!
754
00:36:03,074 --> 00:36:10,146
♪ ♪
755
00:36:12,484 --> 00:36:14,642
[TOGETHER] ♪ Mm bu Ba De ♪
756
00:36:14,652 --> 00:36:16,544
♪ Um bum Ba De ♪
757
00:36:16,554 --> 00:36:19,188
♪ Bu bu bum Ba De De ♪
758
00:36:20,758 --> 00:36:24,652
♪ Pressure pushing down on me ♪
759
00:36:24,662 --> 00:36:28,756
♪ Pressing down on you, No man ask for ♪
760
00:36:28,766 --> 00:36:30,458
♪ Under pressure ♪
761
00:36:30,468 --> 00:36:34,829
♪ That brings a building down,
Splits a family in two ♪
762
00:36:34,839 --> 00:36:37,432
BOTH: ♪ Puts people on streets ♪
763
00:36:37,442 --> 00:36:41,502
♪ Um Ba Ba be, Um Ba Ba be ♪
764
00:36:41,512 --> 00:36:44,171
♪ Bi De da, Di De da ♪
765
00:36:44,181 --> 00:36:45,606
Julia?
766
00:36:45,616 --> 00:36:47,741
♪ That's the terror of knowing ♪
767
00:36:47,751 --> 00:36:50,144
♪ What this world is about ♪
768
00:36:50,154 --> 00:36:52,315
BOTH: ♪ Watching some good friends ♪
769
00:36:52,326 --> 00:36:54,181
♪ Screaming let me out ♪
770
00:36:54,191 --> 00:36:58,685
♪ Pray tomorrow gets me higher ♪
771
00:36:58,695 --> 00:37:03,190
♪ Pressure on people,
People on streets ♪
772
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:04,766
ALL: ♪ De De dum ♪
773
00:37:06,703 --> 00:37:08,838
♪ Ba da da da bum ♪
774
00:37:08,849 --> 00:37:10,549
♪ Okay ♪
775
00:37:12,127 --> 00:37:14,401
♪ Chippin' around ♪
776
00:37:14,412 --> 00:37:16,602
♪ Kick my brains around the floor ♪
777
00:37:16,613 --> 00:37:20,588
♪ These are the days
it never rains but it pours ♪
778
00:37:20,599 --> 00:37:22,708
ALL: ♪ Ee doo doe De ma ♪
779
00:37:22,718 --> 00:37:24,611
♪ Ee da Ba Ba Ba ♪
780
00:37:24,845 --> 00:37:28,171
♪ Do bum, beh lap ♪
781
00:37:28,557 --> 00:37:30,483
♪ People on streets ♪
782
00:37:30,493 --> 00:37:32,685
♪ Ee da Dee da deh ♪
783
00:37:32,695 --> 00:37:34,520
♪ People on streets ♪
784
00:37:34,530 --> 00:37:36,489
♪ Ee da Dee da Dee da Dee da ♪
785
00:37:36,499 --> 00:37:40,359
♪ It's the terror of knowing
what this world is about ♪
786
00:37:40,369 --> 00:37:43,295
ALL: ♪ Watching some good friends ♪
787
00:37:43,305 --> 00:37:45,564
♪ Screaming let me out ♪
788
00:37:45,574 --> 00:37:48,567
♪ Pray tomorrow takes me higher ♪
789
00:37:48,577 --> 00:37:50,235
♪ Higher high ♪
790
00:37:50,245 --> 00:37:53,305
♪ Pressure on people,
People on streets ♪
791
00:37:53,315 --> 00:37:55,268
God damn it, Penny.
792
00:37:55,869 --> 00:37:59,682
♪ Turned away from it all
like a blind man ♪
793
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:04,018
♪ Sat on a fence but it don't work ♪
794
00:38:04,651 --> 00:38:06,251
BOTH: ♪ Keep coming up with love ♪
795
00:38:06,261 --> 00:38:08,752
♪ But it's so slashed and torn ♪
796
00:38:08,763 --> 00:38:10,588
ALL: ♪ Why ♪
797
00:38:10,598 --> 00:38:14,758
♪ Why, Why ♪
798
00:38:14,769 --> 00:38:19,931
[SUSTAINING] ♪ ♪
799
00:38:19,941 --> 00:38:23,401
♪ Love love love love love ♪
800
00:38:23,411 --> 00:38:27,738
♪ Insanity laughs
under pressure we're cracking ♪
801
00:38:27,748 --> 00:38:31,008
♪ Can't we give ourselves
one more chance ♪
802
00:38:31,018 --> 00:38:34,979
♪ Why can't we give love
that one more chance ♪
803
00:38:35,423 --> 00:38:39,116
♪ Why can't we give love
Give love give love ♪
804
00:38:39,126 --> 00:38:42,619
♪ Give love give love, Give love ♪
805
00:38:42,629 --> 00:38:44,254
♪ Give love give love ♪
806
00:38:44,264 --> 00:38:49,459
♪ 'Cause love's such
an old-fashioned word ♪
807
00:38:49,469 --> 00:38:52,529
♪ And love dares you ♪
808
00:38:52,539 --> 00:38:54,698
♪ To care for ♪
809
00:38:54,708 --> 00:38:57,133
ALL: ♪ The people on the ♪
810
00:38:57,143 --> 00:39:00,135
♪ Edge of the night ♪
811
00:39:00,146 --> 00:39:02,938
♪ And love dares you ♪
812
00:39:02,949 --> 00:39:05,627
♪ To change our way of ♪
813
00:39:05,638 --> 00:39:09,978
♪ Caring about ourselves ♪
814
00:39:09,989 --> 00:39:13,816
♪ This is our last dance ♪
815
00:39:13,826 --> 00:39:18,153
♪ This is our last dance ♪
816
00:39:18,163 --> 00:39:21,591
♪ This is ourselves ♪
817
00:39:21,601 --> 00:39:23,325
♪ Under pressure ♪
818
00:39:23,335 --> 00:39:26,095
♪ ♪
819
00:39:26,105 --> 00:39:28,297
♪ Under pressure ♪
820
00:39:28,307 --> 00:39:30,800
♪ ♪
821
00:39:30,810 --> 00:39:32,134
♪ Pressure ♪
822
00:39:32,144 --> 00:39:35,437
♪ ♪
823
00:39:35,447 --> 00:39:38,248
[SNAPPING RHYTHMICALLY]
824
00:39:45,824 --> 00:39:47,483
Bowie fan?
825
00:39:47,493 --> 00:39:49,684
Margo fan.
826
00:39:49,694 --> 00:39:52,754
Well, he said you'd ace it.
827
00:39:52,764 --> 00:39:54,022
Who said... what?
828
00:39:54,032 --> 00:39:56,190
The only one I'd do this for.
829
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:58,927
To be honest, it was kind of a pain.
830
00:39:58,937 --> 00:40:01,997
Nothing personal, Josh,
but after a couple of weeks,
831
00:40:02,007 --> 00:40:04,633
I started having doubts whether
your friends would come
832
00:40:04,643 --> 00:40:06,800
or actually be worthy.
833
00:40:06,810 --> 00:40:09,003
Right, so this was all a test?
834
00:40:09,013 --> 00:40:12,914
Everything's just a test. Right, Pen?
835
00:40:14,652 --> 00:40:16,277
Penny?
836
00:40:16,287 --> 00:40:18,879
- Penny, can you hear me?
- Eliot, Margo?
837
00:40:18,889 --> 00:40:20,881
Wait, why can't we hear
each other anymore?
838
00:40:20,891 --> 00:40:23,117
I don't mean to be rude,
839
00:40:23,127 --> 00:40:25,686
but pigging out on Josh's dream world
840
00:40:25,696 --> 00:40:28,221
has left me a little gassy.
841
00:40:28,231 --> 00:40:31,324
I need a little me time at the ashram.
842
00:40:31,334 --> 00:40:33,961
So...
843
00:40:33,971 --> 00:40:37,330
Auf Weidersen. Congratulations.
844
00:40:37,340 --> 00:40:39,974
Schnell, schnell.
845
00:40:47,217 --> 00:40:49,809
You can just feel the boring.
846
00:40:49,819 --> 00:40:52,453
Thank God.
847
00:40:54,757 --> 00:40:58,517
Wait, where is the Truth Key?
848
00:40:58,527 --> 00:41:01,921
Is it gone?
849
00:41:01,931 --> 00:41:04,390
Just needed to borrow it.
850
00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:05,858
Hey, guys.
851
00:41:05,868 --> 00:41:07,267
Phew.
852
00:41:09,839 --> 00:41:12,731
Josh. You never called me back.
853
00:41:12,741 --> 00:41:15,434
The old me was a dick that way.
854
00:41:15,444 --> 00:41:18,044
[PAPER CRINKLING]
855
00:41:37,199 --> 00:41:38,331
Really?
856
00:41:43,039 --> 00:41:45,328
- Synced and corrected by Shazi89 -
- www.addic7ed.com -
857
00:41:45,598 --> 00:41:48,242
- I missed a lot, didn't I?
858
00:41:49,477 --> 00:41:50,543
Yep.
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