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♪ D: REAM: Things
Can Only Get Better ♪
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VOICEMAIL: Hi, it's Janet. I'm
probably available right now,
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but couldn't be
holed talking to you.
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(BEEP) Janet, it's Gemma.
I haven't slept a wink.
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Have you left for London yet?
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Promise to send me
lots of pictures of you
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and your (SING-SONG) boyfriend!
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And you have to
tell me who it is.
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(LEEP) Hey, it's me.
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Listen, don't come to the
flat. Frankie has dropped off
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her keys yet. Don't want
you bumping into each other.
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I'll meet you at the
airport. Much more romantic.
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Can't wait to see you!
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(BEEP) JEMMA: OK. One more
guess. Is it Paul McCartney? No.
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He's too old. Is it Mel
Gibson? No, he's not English.
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Is it the-
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'Hello. this is your
captain speaking.
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'We're will shortly be starting
our descent into London,
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'where the weather
is... overcast.
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'Showers expected
this afternoon.'
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Woohoo! London.
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Oooh! Go on you boyee!
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(SONG CONTINUES QUIETLY)
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Trays up, please.
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♪ I've got my personal
hell to deal with
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♪ And then you say
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♪ "Walk my path
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♪ Wear my shoes
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♪ Talk like that,
I'll be an angel"
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♪ Things...
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♪ Can only get better
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♪ Now I've found you
(Things can only get)
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♪ Sonf fades ♪
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Hey you. You all right, mate?
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Have you been
drinking? Hmm? No.
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You taste of chardonnay. Oh,
well, if you mean Chardonnay.
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(HE LAUGHS) It#s 8
o'clock in the morning!
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It's my first time in London.
- Let me enjoy myself. - Oh...
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It's good to see you.
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You too.
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Mmm...
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Mmm... OK. Right, OK.
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So where are we gonna go first?
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These are all the
places I want to see.
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You made a list? Yep.
Buckingham Palace.
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- No.
- Tower of London. Tower Bridge. Covent Garden.
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- The Jack the Ripper toru.
- No. Oh, Primark on Oxford Street.
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- You're only here for one day!
- Yes. And I want to make the most of it.
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Look, I worked out a schedule.
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Is there room in
the schedule for...
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Well, avisit to "Big Ben."
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Oh! I forgot about Big Ben.
- No, no, no. - I mean...
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A little... (CLICKS) You know.
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Did you just call your - penis Big Ben?
- Yeah.
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Uh...
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I've never given it a
nickname before. Quite fun.
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I see why other
people do it now.
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Have to ask, have to ask, what
is going on with this hat?
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What? I always wear a hat. You
never wore a hat in Belfast.
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OK, look, I just...
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I don't want to be
recognised. I just...
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I don't want any
Fannigans ruining the day.
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- Any what?
- My fan base, The Fannigans.
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Seamus O'Hannigan's fans - the - Fannigans.
- Hmm.
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Hmm.
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(DISTANT CAR HORN BEEPING)
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So hey - how#d it
go with Frankie?
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Oh, yeah. (CLEARS THROAT)
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It was...
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It was pretty
rough. Can imagine.
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I hate break-ups.
- Me too. - Did she cry?
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You know what? Do you mind if we
don't talk about it? Sorry, it's...
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Still pretty raw. Yeah, OK.
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CABBIE: Where you off to?
Mary Lee Bowen Road, please.
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Um, Marylebone Road. Thanks.
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Are we going
there? Oh, my God.
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- Was that you?
- Yeah. They're really getting behind the show.
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(LIVELY MUSIC)
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Seriously, where are we going?
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Oh, can you just dump
me in here? Thanks.
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Fuck off.
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You know, I've actually met lots
of these people in real life.
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You've met Keanu Reeves?
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Uh... That's Tom Hardy.
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Oh. (SHE LAUGHS)
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You've met Tom Hardy?
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No. But I've met Eddie Redmayne.
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(SHE LAUGHS) Yeah,
right you have.
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John Boyega.
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Helen Mirren.
- Helen. Are you being serious? - Yeah!
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Got her phone number somewhere.
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This is basically like a
dinner party around my place
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on Tuesday night. Right.
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Yeah, but have you met The Rock?
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He's a ride.
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Can't stand the Rock.
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Oh, love 'him.
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Seriously? That's a REAL man.
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Oof! I reckon I
could take him.
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Put them up, big guy!
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Stop. (SHE LAUGHS HE
MAKES FIGHTING NOISES)
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Excuse me, sir. Could you...
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not do that, please? Sorry.
I was just trying to prove
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a point to my friend
here. She's gone.
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- She was here.
- Mm-hmm. I'm just gonna sit.
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Ah! Now, now this is
where they'd put you.
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Is this it? No Thatcher?
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No Blair?
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Yeah, nobody cares
about politics.
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How can you say that?
Politics is life!
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Life is about change. And
politics is the engine
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that drives human progress.
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That's actually quite clever
- I should Tweet that.
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Fannigans will bloody love it.
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Politics isn't life.
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Your phone isn't life.
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This is life.
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(GUARD CLEARS THROAT)
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Oh. Sorry. We don't...
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We're just leaving.
- OK, thank you. - Yeah.
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Sorry.
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(THEY LAUGH)
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There you are.
- DRIVER: Thank you. - Thanks.
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Can I get a coffee on here?
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You ever been on a bis before?
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Not for years.
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They don't sell coffee
on buses, you balloon.
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So, I've had a very
exciting job offer.
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Oh, yeah? What is it?
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It's a documentary series.
Big American broadcaster.
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And I'll be presenting.
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Oh my God, that is exciting!
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America! Woo hoo!
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Oh, thank you.
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So does that mean you
have to move to America?
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Well, it's actually
filming in Belfast.
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What, like. Belfast,
Belfast? My Belfast?
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Yeah. It's about the troubles.
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- Right?
- It's aiming to be the definitive history of the conflict.
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A deep dive, as it were.
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And I was thinking
that you could help.
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Right. Come on, mate,
we're ready to go!
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So we're planning on
interviewing all the major
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players. John Major, Tony Blair,
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maybe even Bill Clinton.
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You want to interview anyone
actually from Northern Ireland?
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Oh yeah. We'll
talk to all sides.
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Maybe you can introduce me
to some loyalist terrorists.
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Not everyone from Northern Ireland is a
terrorist, you know. No. Sorry. Course not.
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Right.
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(BIKE BELL RINGS,
CAR HORNS BEEP)
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(DISTANT SIRENS WAILING)
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WOMAN: Seamus! I love you!
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God!
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So she one of the Fannigans?
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Well...
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truthfully, the Fannigans were
about 25 people on Reddit.
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The numbers have been
going up every day.
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Getting recognised more and
more since the show'as been on.
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It feels a bit weird.
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So you might actually
be famous then.
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Well... maybe London Famous.
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(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
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(RAIN DROPPING)
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Ugh, it#s going down
my neck! (SHE LAUGHS)
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Oh, here we are.
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(SHE CLEARS HER THROAT)
Hey. So I was thinking...
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for research, we could talk
about your direct experience
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in the troubles. (SHE SCOFFS)
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Most people weren't
really affected by it.
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Of course they were. I
mean, they must been.
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I was affected by it, and I
didn't even grow up there.
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Er... How were you
affected by that?
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Well...
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OK, so, um... Tt's...
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All right. I was I was in
the post office with my muom.
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It must have been about six.
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But it came on the news
that this British soldier
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had been killed in Belfast.
So the guy behind the counter,
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when he when he hears
my mom's accent, he...
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he refuses to serve her.
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And he said...
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"Fuck off, you Irish bitch."
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What's your mum do?
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She just left.
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With hur head down.
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She didn't speak for
the rest of the day.
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But I'm sure it was harder
if you were actually...
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GUIDE: Ha! Hello there.
- Two, please. - Oh, I'll these.
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No, no, no, it's all right.
- - I've got it. - Right. - Yeah.
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Yup. PerFect. Thanks very much.
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(PHONE BUZZES AND RINGS)
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Frankie?
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What's she ringing
for? Oh, yeah, she...
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She probably just wants to
collect some of her stuff.
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You gonna ring her back?
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Nah.
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Welcome everyne! To hear
a tale of Saucy Jack.
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(PHONE RINGS) And the terror he
visited upon Ye olde London town.
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Follow me, if you dare.
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(GUIDE CHUCKLES)
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(PHONE RINGS)
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You OK?
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What's wrong?
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Didn't do it.
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I didn't break up with Frankie.
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GUIDE: Annie Chapman
was the next victim.
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Her bloodthirsty killer
pulled out her intestines,
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placed them on her
shoulder. CROWD: Ugh.
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Done it in my head.
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In my head I'm with you, in my
head I've broken up with her.
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Oh good. We'll just keep
going out in your head.
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If we get serious, we could rent an
apartment in that stupid fucking hat.
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Oh, my God.
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That's why you're wearing it. Because
you can't be seen in public with me.
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Look, I am going to leave
her. So why haven't you?
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Because I'm scared. Because I
don't want to be the bad guy.
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You know, I don't... I don't
want to hurt her feelings.
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No problem hurting mine,
though, do you? (PHONE RINGS)
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Are you going to answer
that fucking phone?
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Please, Janet. Fuck
off and leave me alone!
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Sorry. Apolgise for the
colourful language. Look,
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I just... can't do these kinds
of public displays of emotion.
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Frankie would never behave like
this. You fucking scare me.
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I never - I never know
what you're gonna do next.
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MAN: Hey, miss. The
fuck are you looking at?
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Jesus. Look, I'm sorry. I tried to break
up, but I just couldn't. I'm a coward.
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You're not gonna do it. If you were
going to, you'd have done it by now.
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She can give you things
I can't. Like what?
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Like... She can tell you how
to interview politicians.
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My producers do that.
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She looks really good in your on
the red carpet or film premieres.
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You look amazing
on a red carpet.
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I don't want to go
on a red carpet.
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I don't want my picture - in the papers.
- That's my life.
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That, that... That's what
I want to share with you!
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Well, I don't want
that kind of life.
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Well, how could we
go anywhere? Exactly?
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Look, can't.
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I was really excited about
today, and this is shit.
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London's shit! Everything's
turned into shit.
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It's not shit. Look,
I fucking loved today.
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00:11:23,420 --> 00:11:25,740
I fucking loved Madame Tussauds.
244
00:11:30,300 --> 00:11:31,899
We're not meant to be together.
245
00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:34,459
I'm not meant to be with you.
You know that's not true.
246
00:11:34,460 --> 00:11:36,380
You didn't break up with
Frankie for a reason.
247
00:11:38,460 --> 00:11:41,539
- That's a sign.
- It's not a sign of anything. You're just scared.
248
00:11:41,540 --> 00:11:43,859
And I'm scared too.
But, you know...
249
00:11:43,860 --> 00:11:46,259
But we can do this. I'm
gonna break up with her now.
250
00:11:46,260 --> 00:11:49,419
And then we'll be together
and... And that's it.
251
00:11:49,420 --> 00:11:52,099
From now on, we will only
be honest with each other.
252
00:11:52,100 --> 00:11:53,820
No more secrets. OK?
253
00:11:56,020 --> 00:11:57,819
We could never be
honest with each other.
254
00:11:57,820 --> 00:11:59,180
(SLOW, WISTFUL MUSIC)
255
00:12:02,300 --> 00:12:04,140
(PHONE RINGS)
256
00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:18,840
(SINGING AIMLESSLY)
257
00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:22,360
Seamus! Is that you?
258
00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:24,679
Did you get my voicemail?
259
00:12:24,680 --> 00:12:27,399
I have had amazing news.
260
00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:29,719
Hi. Are you hungry?
Have you had lunch?
261
00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:31,239
Hi.
262
00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:33,879
I've been seeing someone else.
263
00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:35,600
And I'm leaving you for her.
264
00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:42,720
I'm sorry. It just sort
happened. I'm not...
265
00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:45,520
Never done this before.
266
00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:48,920
Frankie? (CROCKERY SMASHES)
267
00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:54,080
(HORN BEEPS)
268
00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:09,399
(SINGS AIMLESSLY)
269
00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:11,359
So who is it?
270
00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:13,559
Is that important?
271
00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:15,279
It's not Vivian, is it?
No, it's not Viv, no.
272
00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:17,279
So who is it?
273
00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:19,480
It's Janet. Janet.
274
00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:23,999
Oh, my God. That's your
cousin. No, no, no, no, no.
275
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,879
Definitely not my cousin. We made that
up, a lie so you wouldn't suspect.
276
00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:28,839
Oh. I can't fucking
believe this.
277
00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:30,599
I can't fucking
believe this, Janet.?
278
00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:33,759
Did you fuck her that night? The cottage?
No. We hadn't done anything by then.
279
00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:35,199
So when did you do something?
280
00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:37,399
A... few days ago.
281
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,239
I mean, we'd had a kiss.
282
00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:41,559
We talked about it. But
in terms of the actual...
283
00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:44,879
I don't need the details, do I?
She feels terrible about this.
284
00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:47,440
We both do-Oh, fuck her!
285
00:13:50,520 --> 00:13:52,080
Are we gonnan try
to get past this?
286
00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:54,919
Because I don't know if I can.
287
00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:57,359
Well, no...
288
00:13:57,360 --> 00:13:59,639
- No?
- No, see, there's nothing to get past.
289
00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:00,959
I...
290
00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:02,839
I'm leaving you,
291
00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:04,440
and I'm going to be with Janet.
292
00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:07,520
And I love her.
293
00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:11,760
(SHE YELLS, LOUD SMASHING)
294
00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:24,960
Do you love her?
295
00:14:26,560 --> 00:14:28,879
Yes. Why? I'm sorry.
296
00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:31,599
I'm just... It doesn't make sense
to me, The two of you together.
297
00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:34,159
I don't know what you see in
her. What do you love about her?
298
00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:36,879
I mean, she's funny.
- She makes me laugh. - You don't laugh.
299
00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:38,599
You're not a laugher.
300
00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:40,680
I am When I'm with her.
301
00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:44,279
We argue all the time.
302
00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:45,959
What do you argue about?
303
00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:47,759
Everything.
304
00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:49,240
I think she's a
fucking nightmare.
305
00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:52,960
You know, when I'm with
her, though, I feel like...
306
00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:56,039
STAMMERING: Like how
I'm meant to feel
307
00:14:56,040 --> 00:14:57,679
Like I'm a kid.
308
00:14:57,680 --> 00:14:59,359
Like, like my whole world.
309
00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:00,959
I'm gonna be sick.
310
00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:02,520
Oh, shit.
311
00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:28,160
(BUS ENGINE POPS)
312
00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:45,199
(KNOCKING AT DOOR) Frankie?
313
00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:47,159
Frankie?
314
00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:49,079
I just want to say...
315
00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:51,399
I really did think we'd
be together for the rest
316
00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:52,879
of our lives.
317
00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:55,519
James McAvoy looked at me at
the Evening Standard Awards.
318
00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:57,079
I could've fuckedt James McAvoy.
319
00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:59,239
- Yeah.
- The amount of A-list actors I could have been with
320
00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:01,959
these six years and I've wasted all
this time with a fucking Newsreader.
321
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:04,519
- I'm not a newsreader.
- Richard Madden looked at me too, I think.
322
00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:07,719
I could've had a Scottish threesome
with James McAvoy and Richard Madden.
323
00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:10,319
Just because they looked
at you? Skepta. Benedict.
324
00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:12,239
Tom. Which Tom?
325
00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:15,640
SHOUTING: All the fucking Toms!
326
00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:44,520
I know. I know. Would
you leave me alone?
327
00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:48,920
Fucking hell!
328
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:07,079
You're so vain.
329
00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:08,639
You're so shallow.
330
00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:11,199
Even with all your fake
fucking feminism, Seamus,
331
00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:13,919
you still can't bear to be with a
woman who earns more money than you.
332
00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:16,799
Well, we earn roughly the
same kind of money, so.
333
00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:18,119
Well, not anymore.
334
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,479
What do you mean?
335
00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:21,280
I got the Guillermi
del Toro. (HE LAUGHS)
336
00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:25,239
You got the lead in the movie?
That's why I was calling you!
337
00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:27,199
I couldn't wait to tell
you. I just found out.
338
00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:29,039
No, don't touch
me. I'm... I'm.
339
00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:33,439
I'm genuinely so happy,
Frankie. Congratulations.
340
00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:35,120
You knew - That's why
you're getting out.
341
00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:39,079
I'm gonna be more famous than you.
I couldn't give a fuck about it,
342
00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:41,039
but I know it means
everything to you.
343
00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:43,439
Which is why you're leaving me
for a fucking shop assistant.
344
00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:47,039
Don't call her that. Oh. Why
are you doing this to me?
345
00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:48,800
Look, I'm just...
346
00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:50,919
I'm sorry.
347
00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:52,119
I'm sorry, Frankie.
348
00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:54,240
(MELANCHOLY MUSIC)
349
00:17:57,840 --> 00:17:59,160
So...
350
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:04,359
Well, how do you
want to announce it?
351
00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:06,479
I'll tweet, you Insta.
352
00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:08,719
"Amicable Break-Up.
Respect our privacy."
353
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:10,080
The usual. Thank you.
354
00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:32,599
♪ DJANGO DJANGO: Default ♪
Taxi!
355
00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:34,000
Wait!
356
00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:39,520
Can you just, uh... head
for the centre of town?
357
00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:43,920
(PHONE CAMERA CLICKS)
358
00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:45,960
(PHONE RINGS)
359
00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:53,000
I'm not picking up.
360
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:58,799
'Hi, it's Janet. I'm
probably available right now,
361
00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:01,199
'but I couldn't be holed
talking to.' (BEEP)
362
00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:05,279
(PHONE DIALLING)
'Hi, it's Janet...'
363
00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:07,039
'I'm probably available
right now.' Fuck!
364
00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:08,959
'..Holed talking
to you." Janet.
365
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:10,319
I did it.
366
00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:12,199
Um, I fucking did it.
367
00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:13,839
Listen, you're wrong about us.
368
00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:15,119
I know this can work.
369
00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:16,759
I'm coming to find you.
370
00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:19,519
♪ And now you wann boot it up
371
00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:21,639
♪ You gave it all you got... ♪
372
00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:23,560
(PHONE RINGS)
373
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,279
Fuck.
374
00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:28,839
Seamus O'Hannigan!
375
00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:30,359
That's me.
376
00:19:30,360 --> 00:19:31,520
(CAR TYRES SQUEAL)
377
00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:34,279
Get out the fucking car.
378
00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:35,639
What's going on?
What's going on?
379
00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:39,119
I listened to your radio show
every day for three years
380
00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:40,839
and on every fuckin' issue
381
00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:44,719
You were in the wrong. Trump,
Brexit, Scottish independence.
382
00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:47,679
Why did you listen to my
radio show for three years
383
00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:50,039
If you thought that... I
don't have time for this.
384
00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:52,359
Just tell me what I owe ypu. I
don't want your fuckin' money.
385
00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:54,200
Fine, then.
386
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,839
Fuck. Can't get out the car.
387
00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:00,399
Of course you cannae.
388
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:03,119
It's 'cause you're a useless,
metrosexual arsehole.
389
00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:04,640
((CAR DOOR LOCK BEEPING)
390
00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:08,080
Fuck off. Bloody
gammon dickhead.
391
00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:12,440
Andrew Neil would flatten
you, you forking wanker!
392
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,040
(SONG CONTINUES)
393
00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:33,399
Hey!
394
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:34,799
Hey.
395
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:37,160
Janet! I did it!
396
00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:44,120
Janet!
397
00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:46,280
Hey! Hey!
398
00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:48,719
You're going the wrong way!
399
00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:50,599
This is crazy. I just...
400
00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:53,959
I just got into a massive fight
with a taxi driver, and he...
401
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:55,879
And he threw me out
his cab right by you.
402
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:58,079
If you're looking for a sign,
there's your fucking sign!
403
00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:00,359
(PANTING) I...
404
00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:02,239
I finished it with Frankie.
405
00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:03,800
I did it.
406
00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:08,199
You don't believe me?
407
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,600
Cause I really
did it, I promise.
408
00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:13,720
I have to tell you something,
409
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:16,080
Uh-huh.
410
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:18,960
(SHE GROANS)
411
00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:24,759
So whatever I told
you, I wasn't really
412
00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:26,279
affected by the Troubles...
413
00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:27,879
- Yeah.
- Not completely true.
414
00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:30,120
OK. I don't know
how to say this.
415
00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:36,119
When I was 19, I joined
a loyalist splinter group
416
00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:37,479
called the LDV.
417
00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:40,040
A terrorist Group? I didn't
kill anyone or anything.
418
00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:44,519
But I was arrested,
and I spent, like,
419
00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:46,720
three years in
Maghaberry prison.
420
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:50,640
Look, it was just something
stupid I did when I was a kid.
421
00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:55,040
I'm sorry I didn't tell you
before you broke up with Frankie.
422
00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:00,759
You OK?
423
00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:03,199
Look, I know it's a lot to
take in. Maybe we could, like,
424
00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:04,879
we could talk about
it somewhere else.
425
00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:06,360
If you want to go
for a drink, or...
426
00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:13,679
Seamus, fucking say something, - please.
- Fucking hell!
427
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:16,679
I just ended a six year - relationship for you.
- I know.
428
00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:19,799
- I know. I'm sorry.
- I just left one of the world's most beautiful actresses
429
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:21,639
for a loyalist
fucking terrorist!
430
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:24,159
WHISPERING: Keep
your voice down!
431
00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:25,519
I'm not a terrorist!
432
00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:28,359
Any more. It was a
lifetime ago. I was a kid.
433
00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:30,440
Why didn't you tell
me? Because I'm...
434
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:34,200
Because I was scared.
435
00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:37,280
This is why I can't
be in the public eye.
436
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,839
This is fucked.
This is all fFucked.
437
00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:43,000
I can't...
438
00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:45,759
Sorry, what, you...
439
00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:46,920
So...
440
00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:49,760
Is this it? It's...
441
00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:55,959
♪ TYE TRBBETT: Anyhow ♪
And I'm so grateful you love me
442
00:22:55,960 --> 00:23:00,239
♪ I know that when
You look at me... ♪
443
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:01,800
MAN: Hey, Seamus.
444
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:03,999
Can I get a selfie?
445
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,799
Oh, yeah.
446
00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:08,479
Hey!
447
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:09,600
Have a good daye.
448
00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:13,519
♪ I trust You, Father
449
00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:15,360
♪ I believe
450
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:17,799
♪ Woo!
451
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:20,039
♪ Your promises
452
00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:23,159
♪ Are yes and amen
453
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:24,759
♪ And I believe
454
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:27,679
♪ You will do what you say
455
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:32,159
♪ My trust in you
Will not waiver
456
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:36,039
♪ My victory is guaranteed
Cause you remain the same
457
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:39,279
♪ No matter what comes my way
458
00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:44,279
♪ Hallelujah anyhow (Oh)
459
00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:47,679
♪ Until my night
turns to day... ♪
460
00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:49,960
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