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- THE LITTLEST SCHMOOP
IN THE CHICKEN COOP GOES
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- MOOP MOOP MOOP.
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- MOOP MOOP MOOP.
- MOOP MOOP MOOP.
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- MOOP MOOP MOOP.
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- THE SKINNIEST SCHMOOP IN THE
CHICKEN COOP GOES
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- SCOOP SCOOP SCOOP.
- SCOOP SCOOP SCOOP.
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- CAUSE HE'S GETTING ALL THAT
FOOD RIGHT?
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SCOOPIN' IT ALL UP.
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[HIP HOP RAP MUSIC]
[STUDENTS CHEERING]
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[FIGHTING]
♪
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- THIS IS TRUMAN HIGH, A
CHARTER SCHOOL IN SOUTH
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WESTERN LOS
ANGELES, CALIFORNIA.
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♪
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- MITCH CARTER IS HEAD
OF TRUMAN'S ENGLISH
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DEPARTMENT, AND WAS
RECENTLY NAMED CALIFORNIA
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TEACHER OF THE YEAR.
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HE IS NOW A NOMINEE
FOR THE NATIONAL AWARD.
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- LOVE MY JOB.
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NOT EVERY DAY OF COURSE.
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BUT UH...IT'S A GOOD LIFE.
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- RONALD DOUCHE IS THE
SCHOOL'S PRINCIPAL.
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- START NOW?
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- OK.
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- UM, WELCOME.
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TRUMAN IS, UH, A NEWER
HIGH SCHOOL OPENED IN UH
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2007.
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OUR FIRST SENIOR CLASS
JUST GRADUATED THIS LAST
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SPRING.
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WE SERVE, UH, OVER A
THOUSAND STUDENTS MOST OF
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THEM FROM RIGHT HERE IN
GOOD OLD SOUTH WESTERN LOS
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ANGELES.
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- SOME KIDS BACK THERE.
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- HEY GUYS!
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- TERRIFIC!
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[HIP HOP RAP MUSIC]
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♪
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- WE ARE FORTUNATE ENOUGH
TO HAVE SOME OF THE LATEST
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TECHNOLOGY AVAILABLE.
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BEAUTIFUL CHEMISTRY LABS.
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THEY DID SUCH A NICE
JOB ON THE INSTALLATION.
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TWO WELL STOCKED COMPUTER
LABS TRAINING ON MANY
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PROGRAMS.
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- GREAT START, GREAT
FOUNDATION, GREAT BASE.
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WE'LL HAVE A GIANT HAMMER
COME UP HERE WITH A CLAW.
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- KADOOSH!
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- AND OF COURSE OUR
NATIONALLY RANKED ROBOTICS
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TEAM.
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- GONNA SHOOT SOMETHING
OUT. AH THIS IS A GREAT
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START!
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♪
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- IN 1999, I WAS WRITING
FOR UH MATTEL TOYS FOR THEIR
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BARBIE DOLL WEBSITE.
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BARBIE FOR PRESIDENT.
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I WAS UH, I WAS SUPPOSED
TO BE WRITING BARBIE'S
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ELECTION PLATFORM.
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UM, YOU KNOW, MORE
SWIMMING POOLS,
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NO BROWN SHOES WITH BLACK PANTS.
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SIX MONTHS LATER
I WAS A TEACHER.
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♪
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♪
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- THIS IS A TOUGH
PART OF TOWN.
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THE KIDS KNOW IT'S
NOT GONNA BE EASY.
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WE'RE GIVING THEM HOPE.
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THROWING THEM A ROPE.
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KIDS ARE
APPRECIATIVE OF THAT.
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YOU KNOW, OF WHAT
WE DO HERE FOR THEM.
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FOR THE COMMUNITY.
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IT'S, UH, WOW I'M GETTING
A LITTLE FILLED UP HERE.
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BUT UH, I TAKE A LOT
OF PRIDE IN THAT.
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- DOUCHE!
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- YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S
PRONOUNCED DOW-SHAY, NOT
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DOUCHE!
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DOW - SHAY.
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IT IS THE SAME
SPELLING BUT THE DUTCH
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PRONUNCIATION!
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THAT IS IT YOUNG MAN!
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THAT IS IT. I SEE YOU.
THAT IS DETENTION.
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DETENTION FOR
THE ENTIRE YEAR!
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- PUT, PUT THE
CAMERAS AWAY.
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PUT 'EM AWAY.
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PUT THEM AWAY.
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TURN OFF THOSE PHO- OK
YOU KNOW WHAT AS SOON AS
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I'M DONE HERE,
THAT IS IT FOR YOU.
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CONFISCATED.
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BOTH OF YOU.
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PHONES ARE GOING
TO BE GONE.
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♪
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- IT'S PRONOUNCED DOW-SHAY.
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♪
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[BELL RINGS]
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- OK LET'S GET SETTLED IN!
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THIS IS NOT A BAD DREAM.
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IT IS MONDAY.
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YOU ARE BACK IN CLASS.
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I WANT YOU TO TAKE OUT
YOUR JOURNALS AND TAKE A
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LOOK AT THE TOPIC
ON THE BOARD.
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I WANT YOU GUYS TO WRITE
ABOUT SOMETHING THAT YOU
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LIKE.
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BUT YOU HIDE IT FROM YOUR
FRIENDS BECAUSE YOU ARE
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AFRAID OF WHAT
THEY WILL THINK.
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[STUDENTS GROANING]
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- OK, OK OK OK.
I'LL GO FIRST.
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UMM, WHEN I WAS IN HIGH
SCHOOL I REALLY LOVED THE
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BALLET.
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- [LAUGHING]
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N- MY MOTHER USED TO TAKE
ME TO SEE THE NUTCRACKER
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EVERY CHRISTMAS.
- [LAUGHING]
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- BUT I WAS AFRAID THAT MY
FRIENDS WOULD MAKE FUN OF
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ME SO I TOLD THEM THAT SHE
WAS TAKING ME TO A LAKER
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GAME.
- [LAUGHING]
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- ALRIGHT YOU GUYS ARE UP
NOW YOU GOT 15 MINUTES.
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- I LIKE TO START CLASS
WITH A WRITING EXERCISE.
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IT GETS THEIR BRAINS
IN THE RIGHT PLACE.
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ESPECIALLY ON A MONDAY.
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- OK, LET'S SHARE
OUR RESPONSES.
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- [SIGHING]
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- OH COME ON, I TOLD
YOU ABOUT THE BALLET!
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IT'S ALL DOWNHILL
FROM THERE.
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- [STUDENTS CHATTING]
- ZOLA.
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- SOMETIMES WHEN I'M
DEPRESSED THE ONLY THING
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THAT MAKES ME FEEL BETTER
IS LISTENING TO DORA THE
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EXPLORER SONG ON MY IPOD.
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- [LAUGHING]
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- MARCUS.
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- UH, UM, ONE TIME
WHEN I WAS VISITING MY
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GRANDPARENTS, I WOKE UP IN
THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT TO
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TAKE SOME ADVIL, BUT, IT
WAS MY GRANDPAS VIAGRA.
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- [LAUGHING]
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- YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO
WRITE ABOUT SOMETHING THAT
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YOU LIKED!
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DID YOU LIKE THAT?
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- [LAUGHING]
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- ARE YOU GOING TO BE
TALKING TO THE OTHER
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TEACHERS TOO?
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- UM-
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I JUST, I, I JUST,
UH, THINK IT'S IMPORTANT.
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A-AND THIS IS WHY.
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I MEAN YEAH, I'M-I'M
UH, TEACHER OF THE YEAR.
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THAT'S, AND WHICH IS
GREAT, AND I LOVE IT.
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I LOVE THAT YOU GUYS ARE
HERE DOING THIS MOVIE.
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THAT'S, I THINK
IT'S IMPORTANT.
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I HOPE WE CAN SHOW
SOMETHING ABOUT PUBLIC
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SCHOOLS AND WHAT'S
HAPPENING HERE.
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BUT, UH, THE AWARD ITSELF,
IS REALLY THE BYPRODUCT OF
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OF ALL OF OUR WORK
TOGETHER HERE AT THIS
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SCHOOL.
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YES, I WON IT,
BUT, UM,
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YOU KNOW, [SIGHS]
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I DON'T DO THIS BY
MYSELF, I GUESS IS ALL I'M
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SAYING
- RIGHT.
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- THESE KIDS DON'T GET
BETTER JUST BECAUSE I SHOW
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UP AND DO MY THING.
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- [STUDENTS CHATTING]
- I-I'M NOT LAUGHING.
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I'M BEING SERIOUS HERE.
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- YOU COME ON.
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- WE ARE THE HAMMERS.
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UH, THOUGH WE'RE
NOT MARRIED.
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- NO WE ARE NOT.
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- MY NAME IS CLIVE HAMMER.
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- I AM LOWELL HAMMER .
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- AND WE ARE
GUIDANCE COUNSELORS.
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- WELL WE'RE
COLLEGE COUNSELORS.
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- BUT WE GUIDE
YOU TO COLLEGE.
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- SO WE'RE KIND OF LIKE-
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- RELIGIOUS LEADERS.
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- SHAMANS.
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- SHAY-MANS.
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- IT'S ACTUALLY SHAMAN.
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- I THINK ITS SHAY-MAN.
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- WELL SHAY-MAN SUGGESTS
THAT WE SHAME THEM.
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- WHICH WE'RE
NOT AFRAID TO DO.
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- WHICH WE WILL USE SHAME.
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- SO.
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- WE WILL ANSWER
QUESTIONS.
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- WE'VE GOT EXPERIENCE.
- WE SPEAK FROM THE HIP.
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- WE THROW IT FROM THE KNEE CAP.
- WE TOSS IT.
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- WHICH IS EVEN LOWER THAN THE
HIP.
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- YEAH, WELL, SOME GUYS,
SOME GUYS WILL TALK FROM
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THE HIP. WE TAKE IT FROM THE
KNEE CAP.
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- WE LIKE TO THROW IT
FROM BELOW THE HIP.
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- YEP.
- WE JUST TOSS IT OUT TO YOU.
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- WHICH IS EVEN A
STRAIGHTER SHOT.
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- YEAH, IT'S A STRAIGHT
SHOT, STRAIGHT INTO YOUR
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MOUTH.
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- SO, THINK ABOUT
IT LIKE THIS.
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IF COLLEGE WERE HELL-
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AND IT IS, GUYS-
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- FOR A WHILE IT'S HELL-
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- BEST TIME OF YOUR LIFE, BUT
IT'S HELL-
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- BUT IT'S HELLISH.
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IT'S LIKE A BURNING
INFERNO OF HELL AND
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HATRED.
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- IT'S TERRIBLE.
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- THINK OF US AS LIKE A
TWO-HEADED DOG-
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- MHMM.
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- AND WE'RE SITTIN' ON
THAT RIVER STICKS IN A
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BOAT AND WE GOTTA
TAKE YOU ACROSS.
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YOU CAN'T SWIM TO THE
RIVERS STICKS-
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- NO YOU CAN'T-
- YOU CAN'T DO THAT-
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- I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY IT
- I WISH YOU COULD TRY-
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-I DARE YOU-
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- YOU'RE GOING TO
BURN YOUR LEGS OFF.
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- BUT YOU GET WITH US.
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- YOU'RE IN THE BOAT.
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- WE TAKE YOU ACROSS-
- WE GUIDE YOU TO WHERE YOU
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NEED TO GO-
- WE GET YOU TO HELL.
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- YEAH, I THINK THE SECRET
IS, WE KNOW EVERYTHING,
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ASSUME THAT THEY
KNOW NOTHING.
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- KIDS ARE STUPID.
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YOU HAVE TO START FROM
THAT POINT AND THEN WORK
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YOUR WAY BACKWARDS.
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OR FORWARD.
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- FORWARD-
- OR LATERALLY-
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- YEAH.
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- YOU ASKED WHEN THE
APPLICATIONS ARE DUE FOR UCLA.
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- THOSE WERE
DUE YESTERDAY.
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- YESTERDAY.
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- YESTERDAY.
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- OUCH.
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- SO, THAT IS
UH, A NO-CAN DO.
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- THAT IS NOT GOOD.
- A NO-FLY ZONE.
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- SO UH, FORGET ABOUT
THAT ONE, USC TOMORROW.
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- EXACTLY, SO, SIX ESSAYS,
YOU KNOCK 'EM OUT TONIGHT.
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YOU'RE GOOD TO GO.
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- FIVE HOUR ENERGY.
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POP ONE OF THOSE IN YOUR
MOUTH, BOOM BOOM BOOM.
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YOU'RE GOLD.
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- GET A-
- SO-
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- GET A COUPLE OF COKE
ZEROS AND-
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- [SNICKERS]
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NONE OF THOSE CALORIES-
- BUT YOU ARE STILL
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LEARNING AND YOU ARE
STILL STAYING AWAKE.
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- CAN SHE-
- CAN SHE DO THAT?
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- YOU JUST HOP OUT OF HERE
RIGHT NOW AND JUST START
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ON THAT PROCESS?
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- SHE CAN'T?
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- SHE CAN'T.
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- OK.
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- CRAM IT TONIGHT.
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- TONIGHT, YOU-YOU'LL
GET IN THERE TONIGHT .
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- [GRADING MACHINE
PROCESSING]
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- THE PROBLEM IS, IS THAT,
TEACHING IS TOUGHER TODAY.
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BECAUSE THEY PUT HORMONES
IN THE MILK SO THE GIRLS
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START TO MENSTRUATE AT A
YOUNGER AGE, IT'S, IT'S AWFUL.
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- HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?
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- MORNING, GUYS!
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- HEY, MORNING WENDY.
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- WENDY.
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- HAD A LOT OF WRONG
ANSWERS THERE, ERIC.
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- MHMM.
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- HEY, CHECK IT OUT,
WENDY'S NOT WEARING ANY
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UNDERPANTS TODAY.
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- JESUS, DO YOUR
KIDS KNOW ANYTHING?
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- THAT GRADING MACHINE
SOUNDS LIKE GUNFIRE.
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- I AM AWARE OF
THE RESULTS, BRIAN.
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- YOU GUYS ARE WORRIED
ABOUT TESTS, SHE'S GOING
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COMMANDO, YOU KIDDIN' ME?
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- DID YOU SEE
THESE SCORES?
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- DUDE, I KNOW YOU'RE
MARRIED, BUT JUST LOOK FOR
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MY SAKE, WOULD YOU PLEASE?
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- THE AVERAGE IS 14.
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- I CAN'T EVEN TALK TO
YOU, DO YOU HAVE A PENIS?
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HEY, WENDY!
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I BROUGHT THAT VANILLA
CREAMER THAT, UH, WE BOTH
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ENJOY!
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[UPBEAT MUSIC]
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♪
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- BAM!
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BELLY BUTTON SHOWING!
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BAM.
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- CELL PHONE AND BELLY
BUTTON SHOWING, THAT'S
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TWO!
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ENJOY YOUR
SATURDAY, WITH ME!
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- UH, HEY THERE, MARV
COLLINS, ASSISTANT
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PRINCIPAL AND DEAN OF
STUDENTS AT TRUMAN HIGH.
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- ACTUALLY, MR. COLLINS,
YOU CAN JUST LOOK AT ME.
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SO UH, YOU HELP PRINCIPAL
DOUCHE RUN THE SCHOOL.
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- PRINCIPAL DOUCHE DOES
NOT NEED MY HELP RUNNING
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THIS SCHOOL.
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I THINK YOU CAN TELL HE'S
DOING A PRETTY GOOD JOB
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ALL BY HIMSELF.
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00:09:56,508 --> 00:09:57,945
- YOU'RE NOT HIDING THE
CELL PHONES FROM ME.
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00:09:57,988 --> 00:09:59,599
YOU KNOW YOU'RE
GETTING DETENTION.
286
00:09:59,642 --> 00:10:01,731
AND YOU STILL HAVE
THE CELL PHONES OUT.
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00:10:01,775 --> 00:10:03,559
- NO, YEAH, I-I'M JUST THE
GARBAGE MAN, YOU KNOW, I
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TAKE OUT THE TRASH.
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00:10:04,995 --> 00:10:06,649
- SOMEONE SEES A FUTURE
AHEAD OF THEM, BUT YOU
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00:10:06,693 --> 00:10:07,781
STILL HAVE YOURS OUT!
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00:10:07,824 --> 00:10:08,782
PUT THE CELL PHONES AWAY!
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00:10:08,825 --> 00:10:10,479
PUT THE CELL PHONES AWAY!
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00:10:10,522 --> 00:10:12,742
- AS YOU PROBABLY SAW WE
HAD A LITTLE KERFUFFLE
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00:10:12,786 --> 00:10:15,527
THIS MORNING BETWEEN A
COUPLE OF OUR YOUNG MEN.
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- [STUDENTS FIGHTING]
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- UH, NOT THEIR FIRST
GO AROUND [LAUGHING]
297
00:10:19,009 --> 00:10:21,490
BUT LET ME TELL YOU IT
BETTER BE THEIR LAST.
298
00:10:21,533 --> 00:10:23,623
BECAUSE ONE MORE
INFRACTION, AND THEY'RE
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OUT OF HERE.
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00:10:27,714 --> 00:10:29,237
- [STUDENTS RAPPING]
UH, UH, UH, YEAH UH
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- MARTIN LUTHER KING, WAS
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VERY COOL AND EVERY YEAR
ON HIS BIRTHDAY THERE
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00:10:32,675 --> 00:10:38,681
AIN'T NO SCHOOL, UH, YEAH.
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00:10:38,725 --> 00:10:40,248
- YOU GET IN A FIGHT THIS
MORNING, YOU'RE BACK IN
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CLASS THIS AFTERNOON,
HOW'S THAT WORK?
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00:10:42,903 --> 00:10:45,296
- I DON'T KNOW.
307
00:10:45,340 --> 00:10:46,820
- WANNA TELL ME
WHAT IT WAS ABOUT?
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00:10:46,863 --> 00:10:48,256
- NOTHING.
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00:10:48,299 --> 00:10:49,953
- BOY I HOPE THAT'S NOT
TRUE, I MEAN IF YOU'RE
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00:10:49,997 --> 00:10:51,476
GONNA HIT SOMEBODY, YOU
BETTER HAVE A REASON.
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00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:52,956
- I GOT A REASON.
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00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,566
- YEAH, YEAH I'M
SURE IT'S EXCELLENT.
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00:10:54,610 --> 00:10:55,611
- AREN'T WE GONNA BE LATE?
314
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:56,699
- YEAH, HURRY UP!
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00:10:56,743 --> 00:10:58,222
- LATE FOR WHAT?
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- UH, SOCCER PRACTICE.
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[UPBEAT GUITAR MUSIC]
♪
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- THIS IS
THE FIRST YEAR TRUMAN'S
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FIELDED A VARSITY
SOCCER TEAM.
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00:11:04,054 --> 00:11:06,666
ALTHOUGH I'M NOT SURE
YOU CAN CALL THIS SOCCER.
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00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:08,929
- [WHISTLE BLOWS]
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00:11:08,972 --> 00:11:11,279
- I'D LIKE TO SEE
US WIN A GAME.
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00:11:11,322 --> 00:11:13,542
OR MAYBE JUST,
SCORE A GOAL.
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00:11:13,585 --> 00:11:17,720
THAT'D BE NICE.
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00:11:17,764 --> 00:11:19,200
- MOST DAYS I'D SETTLE
FOR A PRACTICE FIELD WITH
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GRASS.
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00:11:24,422 --> 00:11:27,904
- OK, SHAKE IT OFF, DEREK.
[CLAPPING]
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00:11:27,948 --> 00:11:30,254
- HEY YOU'RE CALIFORNIA
TEACHER OF THE YEAR, THESE
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GUYS KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
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00:11:32,517 --> 00:11:34,606
- YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT
YOU DIDN'T RECOMMEND ME?
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00:11:34,650 --> 00:11:36,870
- ABSOLUTELY I DID, BUT
THEY'D ALREADY SEEN THE
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00:11:36,913 --> 00:11:39,437
ARTICLE IN THE TIMES,
PICTURE OF YOUR FAMILY.
333
00:11:39,481 --> 00:11:43,441
THEY ASKED ME ABOUT YOU.
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00:11:43,485 --> 00:11:45,574
- THE NATIONAL INDEPENDENT
SCHOOL ASSOCIATION SENT
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00:11:45,617 --> 00:11:47,315
YOU TO COME GET ME.
336
00:11:47,358 --> 00:11:48,577
- THIS IS WHAT I'M
TELLING YOU, YEAH.
337
00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:50,753
- TO LOBBY FOR THEM.
338
00:11:50,797 --> 00:11:52,320
WH-WH-WHAT THE HELL DO
I KNOW ABOUT LOBBYING?
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00:11:52,363 --> 00:11:54,235
- WELL IT'S NOT LIKE
YOU'LL BE THE ONLY ONE,
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IT'S A TEAM.
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00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,064
AND THEY WANT TO
MAKE AN ADDITION.
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00:11:57,107 --> 00:11:59,806
A VETERAN TEACHER WHO'S
HAD SUCCESS IN BOTH PUBLIC
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AND PRIVATE CLASSROOMS.
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00:12:00,763 --> 00:12:02,634
- TO DO WHAT?
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00:12:02,678 --> 00:12:05,420
- TO GO ON TV, UH, MAKE
SPEECHES, APPEAR AT
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SCHOOLS, SYMPOSIUMS.
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00:12:07,465 --> 00:12:09,729
THEY WANT YOU TO BE THE
NEW FACE OF INDEPENDENT
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SCHOOLS.
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00:12:11,469 --> 00:12:13,776
- [LAUGHING]
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00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:20,304
- AND, $120,000 TO START.
351
00:12:20,348 --> 00:12:22,654
- AR-ARE YOU SERIOUS?
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00:12:22,698 --> 00:12:25,005
- TO START.
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00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:26,876
PLUS AN EXPENSE ACCOUNT,
MOVING EXPENSES,
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UNBELIEVABLE
HEALTH BENEFITS.
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00:12:28,704 --> 00:12:30,706
- UH, MOVING EXPENSES.
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00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,708
TO WHERE?
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00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:35,624
- WELL, UH, WE'RE IN
D.C. ABOUT TWO WEEKS EACH
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MONTH, SOME PEOPLE DECIDE
TO JUST MOVE OUT THERE,
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SOME DON'T.
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00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:40,107
- AH, D.C. I DON'T
KNOW IF I CAN DO THAT.
361
00:12:40,150 --> 00:12:41,021
- LIKE I SAID, SOME DON'T.
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00:12:41,064 --> 00:12:42,239
I DIDN'T.
363
00:12:42,283 --> 00:12:45,025
AND YOU DON'T HAVE
TO DECIDE RIGHT AWAY.
364
00:12:45,068 --> 00:12:46,635
- SO THIS IS A JOB OFFER?
365
00:12:46,678 --> 00:12:47,810
IT'S NOT A JOB INTERVIEW?
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00:12:47,854 --> 00:12:49,943
- [LAUGHING]
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00:12:49,986 --> 00:12:52,684
WELL, YO-YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO MEET WITH THE NISA
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00:12:52,728 --> 00:12:55,949
DIRECTOR, ELLEN BEHR,
BUT, HONESTLY, THE WAY SHE
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TALKS ABOUT YA, I THINK
SHE JUST WANTS YOUR
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AUTOGRAPH.
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00:13:03,391 --> 00:13:04,827
- ARE YOU INTERESTED
IN THAT JOB?
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00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:06,829
- I DON'T KNOW.
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00:13:06,873 --> 00:13:08,831
I MEAN, UH, A LOT OF
CHANGES TO CONSIDER.
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00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:12,617
UM, THE TRAVEL, FOR ONE.
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00:13:12,661 --> 00:13:15,838
- HOW MUCH DOES
TRUMAN PAY YOU?
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00:13:15,882 --> 00:13:19,407
IF YOU DON'T
MIND ME ASKING.
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00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:20,843
- A LITTLE UNDER $70,000.
378
00:13:20,887 --> 00:13:24,760
- [LAUGHING]
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00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,718
- IS THAT WHY
YOU'RE SMILING?
380
00:13:26,762 --> 00:13:29,460
- NOT JUST THAT, IT'S
JUST, YOU KNOW, I'M, WHEN
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YOU TEACH, YOU KIND OF
FORGET WHAT IT'S LIKE TO
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HAVE A REAL JOB, AND UM, I
GUESS I THOUGHT MAYBE I'D
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00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:37,164
NEVER HAVE ANOTHER ONE.
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00:13:37,207 --> 00:13:40,602
- YOU DON'T CONSIDER
TEACHING TO BE A REAL JOB?
385
00:13:40,645 --> 00:13:43,735
- WELL YOU JUST SPEND
THE DAY WITH ME, DO YOU?
386
00:13:43,779 --> 00:13:45,563
- [LAUGHING]
387
00:13:45,607 --> 00:13:47,696
- OH, I'M SO HUNGRY!
- [LAUGHING]
388
00:13:47,739 --> 00:13:49,263
- I'M SO HUNGRY, I WANT
SOME BELLY, I WANT SOME
389
00:13:49,306 --> 00:13:50,438
BELLY!
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00:13:50,481 --> 00:13:53,049
- NOM NOM NOM -
[GIRL GIGGLING]
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00:13:53,093 --> 00:13:57,532
- OH, THE BELLY SO GOOD!
SO GOOD!
392
00:13:57,575 --> 00:13:59,099
I COULDN'T POSSIBLY
EAT ANY MORE BELLY!
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00:13:59,142 --> 00:14:01,666
I'M SO FULL, OH WAIT!
YES I CAN!
394
00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:03,581
- [GIRL GIGGLING]
- [OM NOM NOM NOM]
395
00:14:03,625 --> 00:14:05,453
- SO UH, WHAT'S THIS?
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00:14:05,496 --> 00:14:07,411
- UH, THE NATIONAL
INDEPENDENT SCHOOL
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00:14:07,455 --> 00:14:08,935
ASSOCIATION WEBSITE.
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00:14:08,978 --> 00:14:11,720
WHO THEY ARE,
WHAT THEY DO.
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00:14:11,763 --> 00:14:13,722
- HOW'S IT LOOK?
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00:14:13,765 --> 00:14:15,898
- OH, YOU KNOW.
401
00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:18,901
UM, TAX EXEMPTIONS,
UH SCHOOL VOUCHERS, UH
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00:14:18,945 --> 00:14:20,729
LOOKING OUT FOR THE
INTEREST OF RICH KIDS AND
403
00:14:20,772 --> 00:14:21,991
THEIR RICH PARENTS.
404
00:14:22,035 --> 00:14:23,645
IT'S, IT'S BASICALLY
EVERYTHING I'VE EVER
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00:14:23,688 --> 00:14:27,083
FOUGHT AGAINST FOR
MY WHOLE CAREER.
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00:14:27,127 --> 00:14:29,564
NOBODY PROOF READS!
407
00:14:29,607 --> 00:14:31,783
THIS GUY SAYS HIS PAPER
IS ABOUT MARK TRAIN.
408
00:14:31,827 --> 00:14:33,568
- [LAUGHING]
409
00:14:33,611 --> 00:14:35,657
- UNBELIEVABLE.
410
00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:36,919
- THEY'RE NOT
ALL LIKE THAT.
411
00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:38,312
- HMM.
412
00:14:38,355 --> 00:14:40,183
- LOOK DADDY I DREW A
PRINCESS AND SHE'S SAYING
413
00:14:40,227 --> 00:14:42,882
"I LOVE YOU."
- AW THAT'S BEAUTIFUL ANGEL.
414
00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:44,057
YOU SPELL BETTER THAN
DADDY'S STUDENTS.
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00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:48,931
- STOP IT.
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00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:51,151
- LISTEN TO THIS.
417
00:14:51,194 --> 00:14:54,937
"THE BOY SAID, 'I WAS
HUNGRY, HUNGRY, HUNGRY.'
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00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:58,941
THIS SHOWS HE WAS HUNGRY."
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00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:01,683
- TEACHER OF THE YEAR, HUH?
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00:15:01,726 --> 00:15:05,034
[HIP HOP MUSIC]
♪
421
00:15:05,078 --> 00:15:15,131
♪
422
00:15:15,175 --> 00:15:17,612
- YO-YOU KNOW, I-I'M REAL
HAPPY THAT YOU GUYS ARE
423
00:15:17,655 --> 00:15:19,788
GIVING MITCH CARTER ALL
THIS ATTENTION AND, AND,
424
00:15:19,831 --> 00:15:21,790
AND YOU'RE HERE TO SEE
HIM, BUT IT'S RON DOUCHE
425
00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:24,967
WHO'S, WHO'S THE MOTOR
BEHIND THIS HOUSE.
426
00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:26,969
HE'S, HE'S THE, HE'S THE
KID IN THE HAMSTER WHEEL,
427
00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:28,536
SO TO SPEAK.
428
00:15:28,579 --> 00:15:31,843
THIS-THIS GUY'S GONNA
BE SUPERINTENDENT OF LA UNIFIED.
429
00:15:31,887 --> 00:15:33,933
[SNICKERS] I-I'M HITCHING MY
WAGON TO THAT STAR.
430
00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:35,195
BEST BELIEVE THAT.
431
00:15:35,238 --> 00:15:37,980
I MEAN HE SAYS, PUT THIS
CAMPUS ON LOCKDOWN,
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00:15:38,024 --> 00:15:39,590
IT'S LOCKED DOWN.
433
00:15:39,634 --> 00:15:41,853
- MS. CURTIS, NIA
CANNOT COME TO SCHOOL
434
00:15:41,897 --> 00:15:42,680
DRESSED LIKE THIS.
435
00:15:42,724 --> 00:15:43,638
- WHY NOT?
436
00:15:43,681 --> 00:15:44,987
SHE LOOKS GOOD.
437
00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:47,816
- NIA, YOU CAN'T [SCOFFS]
438
00:15:47,859 --> 00:15:49,644
LOOK AT YOUR SKIRT, YOU,
LEAVE SOMETHING TO THE
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00:15:49,687 --> 00:15:51,124
IMAGINATION.
440
00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:52,734
- UH, WHY SHOULD I MAKE
THEM IMAGINE IT, WHEN I
441
00:15:52,777 --> 00:15:54,127
CAN JUST SHOW IT TO THEM?
442
00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:54,997
- YOU KNOW, BUT, I'VE HAD
ENOUGH OF THIS, ALRIGHT.
443
00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:56,042
SHE IS BEAUTIFUL.
444
00:15:56,085 --> 00:15:57,565
I AM BEAUTIFUL.
445
00:15:57,608 --> 00:15:59,045
I WAS A JV CHEERLEADER
WHEN I HAD HER.
446
00:15:59,088 --> 00:15:59,959
ALRIGHT.
447
00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:02,004
THAT OUTTA HERE.
448
00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:05,138
- UH, UH, UH YES.
449
00:16:05,181 --> 00:16:06,530
[CLEARS THROAT]
450
00:16:06,574 --> 00:16:08,010
- OK, LET'S GET STARTED.
451
00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:11,666
I HAVE YOUR HUCK FINN
PAPERS FOR YOU, AND, UH, I
452
00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:13,363
SEE THAT A LOT OF YOU
ARE STILL MAKING THE SAME
453
00:16:13,407 --> 00:16:17,019
MISTAKES BECAUSE YOU
REFUSE TO PROOFREAD.
454
00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:19,717
UH, LOOK, I-IF IT'S A
PROBLEM WITH SPELLING OR
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00:16:19,761 --> 00:16:21,850
VOCABULARY, I CAN HELP YOU
WITH THAT, BUT WHEN THE
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00:16:21,893 --> 00:16:24,505
NAME OF THE BOOK IS
HUCKLEBERRY FINN, AND YOU
457
00:16:24,548 --> 00:16:25,680
SPELL HUCKLEBERRY WRONG.
458
00:16:25,723 --> 00:16:27,247
- [LAUGHING]
459
00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:28,465
- I CAN'T DO ANYTHING
FOR YOU THERE.
460
00:16:28,509 --> 00:16:29,684
OR YOU SPELL YOUR
OWN NAME WRONG?
461
00:16:29,727 --> 00:16:31,077
- [LAUGHING]
462
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:33,166
- COME ON MR. CARTER,
NOBODY DID THAT.
463
00:16:33,209 --> 00:16:35,124
- OH NO, YEAH, SOMEBODY
DID, MARCUS, OR SHOULD I
464
00:16:35,168 --> 00:16:40,695
CALL YOU MACRUS?
- [LAUGHING]
465
00:16:40,738 --> 00:16:42,262
- LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, IN
THE EYES OF THE LAW, YOU
466
00:16:42,305 --> 00:16:44,220
ARE STILL CHILDREN BUT
HERE, IN THIS CLASSROOM,
467
00:16:44,264 --> 00:16:46,048
YOU ARE ADULTS.
468
00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:48,181
SO AS MUCH AS I MAY
DISAGREE WITH YOU, I HAVE
469
00:16:48,224 --> 00:16:50,661
TO RESPECT YOUR DECISION
NOT TO GET SMARTER.
470
00:16:50,705 --> 00:16:52,576
THIS IS AMERICA, WHERE THE
CONSTITUTION PROTECTS YOUR
471
00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:54,970
RIGHT TO STAY DUMB.
472
00:16:55,014 --> 00:17:01,020
- [OPENS PAPER]
473
00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:06,242
- BRENDAN HAD A BELLY ACHE
AND HAD TO GET MORE SLEEP.
474
00:17:06,286 --> 00:17:10,638
PLEASE EXECUTE HIM.
475
00:17:10,681 --> 00:17:11,465
- [LAUGHING]
476
00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:13,728
- I WISH I COULD, NOVACK.
477
00:17:13,771 --> 00:17:15,208
- WAIT, SO YOU GUYS ARE
HERE BECAUSE MITCH CARTER
478
00:17:15,251 --> 00:17:17,819
WON TEACHER OF THE YEAR?
479
00:17:17,862 --> 00:17:21,910
WOW, I, I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
A DECISION HAD BEEN MADE.
480
00:17:21,953 --> 00:17:23,738
I GUESS I WAS BUSY THEN,
UM, AND THAT'S FOR THE
481
00:17:23,781 --> 00:17:24,913
WHOLE CITY?
482
00:17:24,956 --> 00:17:26,610
- THE WHOLE STATE.
483
00:17:26,654 --> 00:17:27,785
- WHOLE STATE.
484
00:17:27,829 --> 00:17:30,223
OK, THAT UH,
HE'S A GOOD GUY.
485
00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:32,964
REALLY NICE CAT.
486
00:17:33,008 --> 00:17:34,488
CAN I SPEAK FRANKLY FOR A
SECOND BECAUSE I'M SOR-I'M
487
00:17:34,531 --> 00:17:35,576
SORRY.
488
00:17:35,619 --> 00:17:36,751
BUT HE TEACHES ENGLISH.
489
00:17:36,794 --> 00:17:38,187
OK, THAT'S A DEAD LANGUAGE.
490
00:17:38,231 --> 00:17:40,189
THE KIDS ALREADY SPEAK IT
WHEN THEY COME TO SCHOOL.
491
00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:42,061
I'M DEALING
WITH THE FUTURE.
492
00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:43,410
IT'S ROBOTICS.
493
00:17:43,453 --> 00:17:48,676
I MEAN, IN MY CLASS ON
MONDAY, IT'S WEDNESDAY.
494
00:17:48,719 --> 00:17:51,983
- ALRIGHT, LET'S
ASSIMILATE.
495
00:17:52,027 --> 00:17:53,507
- ALRIGHT NOW YOU GUYS
HAVE WON THE LAST FOUR
496
00:17:53,550 --> 00:17:54,725
CITY CHAMPIONSHIPS AND
TODAY WE'RE GOING TO MAKE
497
00:17:54,769 --> 00:17:56,292
IT NUMBER FIVE.
498
00:17:56,336 --> 00:17:59,252
BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, WHEN
THE ROBOTS TAKE OVER AND
499
00:17:59,295 --> 00:18:01,645
THAT DAY'S COMING SOONER
THAN PEOPLE THINK, YOU
500
00:18:01,689 --> 00:18:04,431
GUYS ARE GOING
TO BE READY.
501
00:18:04,474 --> 00:18:05,823
AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE
WAITIN' FOR THEM, JUST
502
00:18:05,867 --> 00:18:07,521
LIKE ME.
503
00:18:07,564 --> 00:18:09,131
OK?
504
00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:11,699
LET'S FUSE.
505
00:18:11,742 --> 00:18:18,097
- [STUDENTS AND
TEACHER SINGING NOTE]
506
00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:20,011
- FOUR YEARS IN A ROW
WE'VE LOST THE NATIONAL
507
00:18:20,055 --> 00:18:21,839
ROBOT CHAMPIONSHIPS,
OTHERWISE REFERRED TO AS
508
00:18:21,883 --> 00:18:23,450
THE SUPER-ROBOT BOWL.
509
00:18:23,493 --> 00:18:26,714
TODAY'S THE CITIES, CITY
ROBOTS, WE ALWAYS RULE
510
00:18:26,757 --> 00:18:29,282
THAT AND STATE ROBOTS,
WE FLY THROUGH.
511
00:18:29,325 --> 00:18:32,676
WE'VE HAD PROBLEMS WITH
THE NATIONAL ROBOTS, UM,
512
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:35,157
NOT THIS YEAR.
513
00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:36,637
NOT THIS YEAR.
514
00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:39,988
- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
515
00:18:40,031 --> 00:18:41,468
- I GUESS, I MEAN, I'M
JUST A LITTLE DISAPPOINTED
516
00:18:41,511 --> 00:18:42,338
IN YOUR BEHAVIOR.
517
00:18:42,382 --> 00:18:43,818
I MEAN AREN'T YOU?
518
00:18:43,861 --> 00:18:45,211
- YES, MR. DOUCHE.
519
00:18:45,254 --> 00:18:46,690
- AND IF I SUSPEND YOU,
YOU'RE JUST GOING TO FEEL
520
00:18:46,734 --> 00:18:48,953
LIKE YOU'RE GETTING AN
EXTRA WEEK OF SPRING BREAK.
521
00:18:48,997 --> 00:18:50,346
SO INSTEAD, YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE A WEEK OF IN HOUSE
522
00:18:50,390 --> 00:18:51,173
SUSPENSION.
523
00:18:51,217 --> 00:18:55,177
- ARE YOU-
- UH-UH.
524
00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:56,874
- NOW MR. CARTER BELIEVES
THAT SOCCER'S BEEN A GOOD
525
00:18:56,918 --> 00:18:57,962
OUTLET FOR YOU.
526
00:18:58,006 --> 00:18:59,355
- YEAH. YES.
527
00:18:59,399 --> 00:19:01,183
- HE ALSO FEELS THAT, UH,
YOU SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO
528
00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:03,011
CONTINUE PLAYING
AND I AGREE.
529
00:19:03,054 --> 00:19:04,969
- THANK YOU MR.
DOUCHE, THANK YOU.
530
00:19:05,013 --> 00:19:07,189
- BUT HE HAS ALSO PROMISED
ME, HE'D HAVE YOU RUN
531
00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:08,930
SPRINTS FOR AN EXTRA
TWENTY MINUTES AFTER
532
00:19:08,973 --> 00:19:10,279
PRACTICE EVERY
DAY NEXT WEEK.
533
00:19:10,323 --> 00:19:15,110
.- ARE YOU -
- I-UH-OH-UH-AH-AH
534
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:20,202
NOW TAKE A PRETZEL.
535
00:19:20,246 --> 00:19:25,207
NOT IN HERE.
ALEX, CRUMBS.
536
00:19:25,251 --> 00:19:30,995
JEEZ.
[SIGHS]
537
00:19:31,039 --> 00:19:32,867
- THERE'S NOT A LOT OF
TIME DURING THE DAY TO
538
00:19:32,910 --> 00:19:35,174
TEACH A YOUNG MAN OR
WOMAN A LESSON LIKE THAT.
539
00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:37,350
SO, HOPEFULLY I GOT
THROUGH TO HIM, MADE A
540
00:19:37,393 --> 00:19:39,047
DIFFERENCE IN HIS LIFE.
541
00:19:39,090 --> 00:19:40,222
- THAT GUY'S A DICK.
542
00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:44,792
[UPBEAT GUITAR MUSIC]
543
00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:50,232
♪
544
00:19:50,276 --> 00:19:52,234
- SERIOUSLY, LIKE,
THESE ARE NOT LOCKERS.
545
00:19:52,278 --> 00:19:56,934
THIS IS, FOR MAIL, AND
NEWS, AND BUG SPRAY, I'M
546
00:19:56,978 --> 00:19:59,372
JUST,
- 'SUP, IAN?
547
00:19:59,415 --> 00:20:02,026
- OH, HEY STEVEN, JUST
GOT, UH, THE TITAN HOT OFF
548
00:20:02,070 --> 00:20:02,810
THE PRESSES.
549
00:20:02,853 --> 00:20:04,246
- OH, NICE.
- YEAH.
550
00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:05,900
- YEAH, YOU GUYS ARE DOING SOME
GREAT WORK DOWN THERE.
551
00:20:05,943 --> 00:20:07,554
- YEAH, YOU GOTTA CHECK
OUT THE PIECE WE DID ON
552
00:20:07,597 --> 00:20:08,598
THE WATER FOUNTAIN
IN THE GYM.
553
00:20:08,642 --> 00:20:09,947
YEAH, WE TESTED
IT FOR BACTERIA.
554
00:20:09,991 --> 00:20:11,558
COVERED IN MICROORGANISMS.
555
00:20:11,601 --> 00:20:13,255
- FANTASTIC, HOW LONG HAVE
YOU BEEN TEACHING HERE?
556
00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:15,257
- UH, THIS IS
MY FIRST YEAR.
557
00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:16,606
MY FIRST FULL YEAR.
- ALMOST A FULL YEAR.
558
00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:17,868
- STARTED AS A SUB LAST YEAR,
YEAH.
559
00:20:17,912 --> 00:20:19,479
- THIS IS GREAT.
- REALLY MAKIN' THE PAPER
560
00:20:19,522 --> 00:20:21,394
MY THING. I'M REALLY PROUD OF
WHAT THE STUDENTS ARE DOING.
561
00:20:21,437 --> 00:20:23,396
- AND I'D LIKE TO THINK
THAT, THAT ARTICLE ABOUT
562
00:20:23,439 --> 00:20:25,224
KATHY BANNENS PUPPY, YEAH?
563
00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:26,616
- YEAH, YEAH, THAT'S
GONNA BE GREAT.
564
00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:29,402
IT'LL TEACH A LOT OF KIDS
UH, RESPONSIBILITY ABOUT
565
00:20:29,445 --> 00:20:31,926
TAKIN' CARE OF PUPPIES
AND STUFF, AND THAT'S UH,
566
00:20:31,969 --> 00:20:33,449
SOMETHING THE KIDS NEED TO
LEARN ABOUT BEFORE THEY GO
567
00:20:33,493 --> 00:20:34,363
ON TO COLLEGE.
568
00:20:34,407 --> 00:20:39,281
FANTASTIC STUFF. GOOD JOB, IAN.
569
00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:42,763
- THANKS, UM, [SIGHS].
570
00:20:42,806 --> 00:20:43,372
- WHAT'S HAPPENIN' KIDS?
571
00:20:43,416 --> 00:20:44,678
- HEY MAN.
572
00:20:44,721 --> 00:20:46,245
- OFFICE SCHEDULES,
DO YOU HAVE THIS YEAR?
573
00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:47,942
- I DON'T KNOW,
WHAT'S IT MATTER?
574
00:20:47,985 --> 00:20:49,770
"WHY IS MY KID AN IDIOT?"
CAUSE YOU'RE AN IDIOT.
575
00:20:49,813 --> 00:20:52,120
IN AND OUT.
- [LAUGHING]
576
00:20:52,163 --> 00:20:53,208
- YOU'RE SERIOUS?
577
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,470
- AM I THE ONLY
ONE WHO DOES THAT?
578
00:20:54,514 --> 00:20:55,558
- THAT'S GENIUS.
579
00:20:55,602 --> 00:20:56,733
- WHAT DO YOU ACTUALLY
TAKE TIME-
580
00:20:56,777 --> 00:20:58,300
- THAT'S JUST WRONG,
THAT'S NOT GENIUS.
581
00:20:58,344 --> 00:20:59,736
- THAT'S A BRILLIANT
IDEA, IS WHAT THAT IS.
582
00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:00,955
- IT'S ACTUALLY A
PRETTY GOOD IDEA.
583
00:21:00,998 --> 00:21:02,043
- YEAH, TEACHER OF
THE YEAR, RIGHT THERE.
584
00:21:02,086 --> 00:21:03,262
- THERE YA GO.
585
00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:06,047
- WHERE'S MY VEST, OH!
WHERE'S MY VEST?
586
00:21:06,090 --> 00:21:08,223
I'M THE VEST GUY.
- [LAUGHING]
587
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:11,966
- [LAUGHING] IT'S FUN TO JOKE
AROUND IN THE LOUNGE.
588
00:21:12,009 --> 00:21:14,185
BUT I LOVE THIS JOB.
589
00:21:14,229 --> 00:21:17,014
I LOVE THE KIDS,
I LOVE MATH.
590
00:21:17,058 --> 00:21:19,278
UM, MOST DAYS I CANNOT
WAIT TO GET TO WORK.
591
00:21:19,321 --> 00:21:23,238
THE MAGIC MATH HAT
GOES TO LEMONT.
592
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:24,544
[STUDENTS CHEERING]
593
00:21:24,587 --> 00:21:25,762
YAY, YES THANK YOU, THANK
YOU, PLEASE, PLEASE.
594
00:21:25,806 --> 00:21:27,634
[CHEERING]
595
00:21:27,677 --> 00:21:31,464
- THANK YOU LEMONT, THANK
YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING SO
596
00:21:31,507 --> 00:21:34,336
SMART.
597
00:21:34,380 --> 00:21:39,341
BUT I HAVE TO ASK, WHAT
IS THE MNEMONIC DEVICE,
598
00:21:39,385 --> 00:21:42,953
SOCAHTOA?
599
00:21:42,997 --> 00:21:44,215
- I'M FIRED UP
ABOUT TEACHING.
600
00:21:44,259 --> 00:21:45,347
I DO IT WITH PASSION.
601
00:21:45,391 --> 00:21:47,306
I DON'T APOLOGIZE FOR IT.
602
00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:49,133
AND I EXPECT MY STUDENTS
TO MATCH MY PASSION WITH
603
00:21:49,177 --> 00:21:50,439
THEIR OWN.
604
00:21:50,483 --> 00:21:52,311
I THINK THEY
APPRECIATE THE EFFORT.
605
00:21:52,354 --> 00:21:54,835
AT THE VERY LEAST
THEY'RE ENTERTAINED.
606
00:21:54,878 --> 00:21:55,531
- COSIGNS.
607
00:21:55,575 --> 00:21:59,318
- COSIGNS, COSIGNS!
608
00:21:59,361 --> 00:22:01,145
- ARE YOU ROLLING NOW?
- YEAH.
609
00:22:01,189 --> 00:22:04,453
- THAT IS SO COOL.
610
00:22:04,497 --> 00:22:10,503
I MEAN, IT'S LIKE, IT'S
LIKE WE'RE, IT'S LIKE
611
00:22:10,546 --> 00:22:12,156
"SPINAL TAP" OR SOMETHING.
612
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:14,855
IT'S LIKE, WE'RE JUST
TEACHING AND YOU GUYS ARE
613
00:22:14,898 --> 00:22:16,378
FILMING.
614
00:22:16,422 --> 00:22:20,426
IT'S A LITTLE CREEPY, BUT,
I TAKE MY TEACHING, AND I
615
00:22:20,469 --> 00:22:21,818
TURN IT UP TO ELEVEN.
616
00:22:21,862 --> 00:22:23,385
TO ELEVEN.
617
00:22:23,429 --> 00:22:27,302
I WAS NEVER REALLY GOOD AT
ACCENTS, BUT, ELEVEN, NO?
618
00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:28,825
YOU DON'T KNOW "SPINAL TAP?"
619
00:22:28,869 --> 00:22:30,436
WOW.
620
00:22:30,479 --> 00:22:32,394
- I SAY TURN DOWN THE JOB.
- ARE YOU NUTS?
621
00:22:32,438 --> 00:22:34,396
- TEACHING'S HIS CALLING.
- TAKE THE MONEY.
622
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:35,876
- TEACHING'S OBVIOUSLY NOT
ABOUT CASH, IT ELEVATES
623
00:22:35,919 --> 00:22:37,399
THE SPIRIT.
624
00:22:37,443 --> 00:22:39,270
- OH MY GOD, DO NOT LISTEN
TO HIM MITCH, THIS IS JUST
625
00:22:39,314 --> 00:22:40,228
BERKELEY JIBBER-JABBER.
626
00:22:40,271 --> 00:22:41,490
- WHY ARE YOU
SO MEAN TO ME?
627
00:22:41,534 --> 00:22:42,578
- BECAUSE I CAN BE,
AND I'M OLDER THAN YOU,
628
00:22:42,622 --> 00:22:43,884
ALRIGHT?
629
00:22:43,927 --> 00:22:45,146
LOOK, TEN YEARS FROM NOW
YOU'LL BE MAKING ALMOST
630
00:22:45,189 --> 00:22:47,061
THE SAME AS YOU DO NOW.
631
00:22:47,104 --> 00:22:48,236
AND YOU'LL BE KILLING
YOURSELF FOR NOT TAKING
632
00:22:48,279 --> 00:22:49,629
THIS JOB.
633
00:22:49,672 --> 00:22:51,239
- WHY IS THIS THE ONLY WAY
FOR ME TO MAKE THIS KIND
634
00:22:51,282 --> 00:22:52,371
OF MONEY?
635
00:22:52,414 --> 00:22:53,676
I, YE-YEA-I-I LOVE
TEACHING, YOU KNOW
636
00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:55,156
APPARENTLY OTHER PEOPLE
THINK I'M PRETTY GOOD AT
637
00:22:55,199 --> 00:22:56,287
IT TOO. WHY CAN'T I MAKE A
HUNDRED GRAND DOING THIS?
638
00:22:56,331 --> 00:23:00,422
- BECAUSE YOU CAN'T. TAKE THE
MONEY.
639
00:23:00,466 --> 00:23:02,076
- IF I'M COMIN' ON STRONG,
THAT'S NOT MY INTENTION.
640
00:23:02,119 --> 00:23:05,166
I JUST FEEL REALLY
CONFIDENT THAT ADVERTISING
641
00:23:05,209 --> 00:23:07,255
WITH US IS GONNA
HELP YOUR BUSINESS.
642
00:23:07,298 --> 00:23:09,779
I'M THE SALES DIRECTOR
AT A LOCAL MIXED MEDIA
COMPANY.
643
00:23:09,823 --> 00:23:11,520
THEY LET ME WORK FROM HOME
THREE DAYS A WEEK WHICH IS
644
00:23:11,564 --> 00:23:13,130
REALLY HELPFUL.
645
00:23:13,174 --> 00:23:15,655
IF WE ARE RIGHT FOR YOU,
THEN WE ARE PERFECT FOR YOU.
646
00:23:15,698 --> 00:23:17,178
WE, YOU KNOW WE JUST
WANT TO MEET YOUR NEEDS.
647
00:23:17,221 --> 00:23:19,136
THAT'S ALL.
648
00:23:19,180 --> 00:23:21,356
IF-IF YOU'RE NOT HAPPY, IF
IT'S NOT WORKING FOR YOU,
649
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:24,315
THAN I'M NOT DOIN' MY JOB.
650
00:23:24,359 --> 00:23:25,969
YEAH I'M NOT INTERESTED IN
JUST MAKING THIS SALE AND
651
00:23:26,013 --> 00:23:28,755
LEAVIN' YA HANGIN'.
652
00:23:28,798 --> 00:23:31,105
NO, I'M-I'M GONNA USE MY
CUSTOMIZED SOFTWARE TO
653
00:23:31,148 --> 00:23:33,194
MONITOR YOUR ACCOUNT AND
MAKE SURE THAT YOUR AD IS
654
00:23:33,237 --> 00:23:36,371
GENERATING SALES.
655
00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:39,113
YEAH. OH GOSH IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
656
00:23:39,156 --> 00:23:40,462
IT TELLS US WHO'S NOTICING
YOUR AD, WHERE THEY'RE
657
00:23:40,506 --> 00:23:43,552
SHOPPING, WHAT
THEY'RE BUYING.
658
00:23:43,596 --> 00:23:47,034
I CAN DO THAT.
YES, I CAN DO THAT.
659
00:23:47,077 --> 00:23:49,602
I CAN DO THAT, TOO,
THAT SOUNDS VERY FAIR.
660
00:23:49,645 --> 00:23:51,691
IT IS A LOT TO PROMISE BUT
I HOPE THAT SHOWS YA HOW
661
00:23:51,734 --> 00:23:55,042
MUCH I WANT YOUR BUSINESS.
662
00:23:55,085 --> 00:23:56,783
OK.
663
00:23:56,826 --> 00:23:58,480
ALRIGHT, I'LL SEND THE
CONTRACTS OVER FIRST THING
664
00:23:58,524 --> 00:23:59,612
IN THE MORNING.
665
00:23:59,655 --> 00:24:01,570
OK.
666
00:24:01,614 --> 00:24:03,093
THANK YOU.
667
00:24:03,137 --> 00:24:08,185
BUH-BYE.
668
00:24:08,229 --> 00:24:11,798
YAYYYY.
669
00:24:11,841 --> 00:24:14,017
- MITCH, I ADMIRE YOUR
SUCCESS IN BOTH THE PUBLIC
670
00:24:14,061 --> 00:24:15,628
AND PRIVATE SECTORS.
671
00:24:15,671 --> 00:24:17,281
AND, I THINK YOUR CAREER
HIGHLIGHTS THE BEST
672
00:24:17,325 --> 00:24:19,283
QUALITIES OF
INDEPENDENT SCHOOLS.
673
00:24:19,327 --> 00:24:20,676
- WELL, COME ON YOU CAN'T
REALLY COMPARE HARRY
674
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:22,591
TRUMAN CHARTER TO
EPISCOPAL ACADEMY.
675
00:24:22,635 --> 00:24:24,201
- CHARTER SCHOOLS
WALK THE LINE.
676
00:24:24,245 --> 00:24:25,289
THEY'RE PUBLIC SCHOOLS
THAT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF
677
00:24:25,333 --> 00:24:27,466
MANY OF PRIVATE
SCHOOLS BENEFITS.
678
00:24:27,509 --> 00:24:28,597
PRIVATE AND CHARTER ARE
PRACTICALLY THE SAME
679
00:24:28,641 --> 00:24:30,120
THING.
680
00:24:30,164 --> 00:24:32,209
- THAT'S A VERY DIFFICULT
ARGUMENT TO MAKE, MS. BEHR.
681
00:24:32,253 --> 00:24:35,386
- I COULDN'T AGREE
WITH YOU MORE.
682
00:24:35,430 --> 00:24:38,389
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE IT?
683
00:24:38,433 --> 00:24:46,180
- WELL, UM, LET'S SEE.
684
00:24:46,223 --> 00:24:47,311
THEY BOTH HAVE ENTRY
REQUIREMENTS GREATER THAN
685
00:24:47,355 --> 00:24:49,313
RESIDENCY.
686
00:24:49,357 --> 00:24:51,359
UH, THEY BOTH ASK FOR A
PERSONAL COMMITMENT OF
687
00:24:51,402 --> 00:24:54,188
TIME OR MONEY OR BOTH
FROM THE STUDENT, AND
688
00:24:54,231 --> 00:24:56,538
FREQUENTLY FROM THE
STUDENT'S FAMILY.
689
00:24:56,582 --> 00:24:59,106
AS A SOCIETY, WE CHOOSE
TO SPEND TAX DOLLARS ON
690
00:24:59,149 --> 00:25:00,673
ENROLLMENT AND FEES AT
CHARTER SCHOOLS LIKE
691
00:25:00,716 --> 00:25:02,065
TRUMAN HIGH.
692
00:25:02,109 --> 00:25:04,198
THERE IS NO REASON WHY A
FEW OF THOSE TAX DOLLARS
693
00:25:04,241 --> 00:25:07,114
COULDN'T GO TO PRIVATE
SCHOOL TUITIONS AS WELL.
694
00:25:07,157 --> 00:25:08,724
- EVEN IF IT'S
NOT AS MUCH.
695
00:25:08,768 --> 00:25:11,727
- A FRACTION.
696
00:25:11,771 --> 00:25:14,077
- SO, YOU CAN MAKE
THAT ARGUMENT.
697
00:25:14,121 --> 00:25:15,601
- YES, MA'AM.
698
00:25:15,644 --> 00:25:23,826
IT, UH, YEAH
WOULD APPEAR SO.
699
00:25:23,870 --> 00:25:25,698
- SO, DOES THAT MEAN
YOU WANT THE JOB NOW?
700
00:25:25,741 --> 00:25:28,265
- NO, NO, IT JUST MEANS
I KNOW I CAN DO IT.
701
00:25:28,309 --> 00:25:33,053
I - WHAT THE HELL?
702
00:25:39,712 --> 00:25:41,235
- BRIAN, WHAT'S
GOING ON MAN?
703
00:25:41,278 --> 00:25:43,411
- I GOT A PROBLEM.
704
00:25:43,454 --> 00:25:44,325
- WHAT, WHAT'S HAPPENIN'?
705
00:25:44,368 --> 00:25:45,239
- RON SUSPENDED ME TODAY.
706
00:25:45,282 --> 00:25:47,241
- WHAT? WHY?
707
00:25:47,284 --> 00:25:49,373
- FAITH GREGORY ACCUSED
ME OF ATTACKING HER IN
708
00:25:49,417 --> 00:25:51,332
TUTORIAL TODAY, AND YOU
KNOW I DID NOT DO THAT.
709
00:25:51,375 --> 00:25:53,290
- NO, NO OF COURSE, I
KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW.
710
00:25:53,334 --> 00:25:55,423
GUYS, PLEASE, JUST GIVE ME
A SECOND, ALRIGHT, PLEASE?
711
00:25:55,466 --> 00:25:59,775
JUST BACK OFF, PLEASE?
712
00:25:59,819 --> 00:26:02,256
- SHE'S AN ANGRY CHILD,
THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING
713
00:26:02,299 --> 00:26:03,736
GOING ON AT HOME AND
IT'S IMPORTANT-
714
00:26:03,779 --> 00:26:05,520
- ALRIGHT, HAVE YOU HEARD
FROM HER PARENTS AT ALL?
715
00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:06,521
- NO-
- HAVE YOU TALKED,
716
00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:07,827
SPOKEN TO HER MOTHER OR FATHER?
717
00:26:07,870 --> 00:26:09,263
- NO, THE MOTHER, I KNOW
HAS BEEN IN CONTACT WITH
718
00:26:09,306 --> 00:26:10,917
RON BUT, IT-IT, AND THE
WORST PART ABOUT IT.
719
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:12,875
- UH, THIS IS BAD, THIS IS
SO BAD, BRIAN'S IN A TOUGH
720
00:26:12,919 --> 00:26:14,181
SPOT.
721
00:26:14,224 --> 00:26:15,791
- WHY'D HE COME TO YOU?
722
00:26:15,835 --> 00:26:17,619
- I'M THE UNION REP AT OUR
SCHOOL, SO HE'S SUPPOSED
723
00:26:17,663 --> 00:26:19,186
TO COME TO ME.
724
00:26:19,229 --> 00:26:21,710
PLUS, WE'RE FRIENDS.
GOOD FRIENDS.
725
00:26:21,754 --> 00:26:23,538
WE'LL TALK
TOMORROW, ALRIGHT?
726
00:26:31,459 --> 00:26:33,722
- WHO IS THIS GIRL?
THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.
727
00:26:33,766 --> 00:26:35,637
- HER NAME IS FAITH
GREGORY, AND, UH, HE
728
00:26:35,681 --> 00:26:37,421
FAILED HER LAST SEMESTER.
729
00:26:37,465 --> 00:26:39,162
HE WAS TRYING TO HELP HER,
I MEAN, THAT'S WHY SHE WAS
730
00:26:39,206 --> 00:26:40,729
IN HIS ROOM TO BEGIN WITH.
731
00:26:40,773 --> 00:26:42,644
- WELL CAN'T RON AT LEAST
WAIT UNTIL HE HEARS THE
732
00:26:42,688 --> 00:26:44,254
STORY FROM EVERYBODY
ELSE FIRST?
733
00:26:44,298 --> 00:26:45,865
- NO, HE CAN'T
AFFORD TO, KATE.
734
00:26:45,908 --> 00:26:48,345
I MEAN, WHAT IF
BRIAN DID IT?
735
00:26:48,389 --> 00:26:49,695
- YOU THINK HE DID IT?
736
00:26:49,738 --> 00:26:52,262
- NO, OF COURSE NOT, BUT
YOU KNOW, RON'S JUST GOT
737
00:26:52,306 --> 00:26:53,699
TO COVER HIS ASS.
738
00:26:53,742 --> 00:26:56,484
- MITCH, LANGUAGE, PLEASE.
739
00:26:56,527 --> 00:26:58,181
- OH, SORRY, HEY SWEETIE,
CAN YOU GO TO YOUR ROOM
740
00:26:58,225 --> 00:26:59,530
AND PLAY FOR A
LITTLE BIT, PLEASE?
741
00:26:59,574 --> 00:27:01,750
- OK, DADDY.
- THANK YOU.
742
00:27:01,794 --> 00:27:03,622
I'LL BE IN TO READ YOU
A BOOK IN A LITTLE BIT.
743
00:27:03,665 --> 00:27:05,841
- OK.
- OK.
744
00:27:05,885 --> 00:27:08,235
- CAN I SAY ASS NOW?
745
00:27:08,278 --> 00:27:10,585
- OH MY GOSH,
JACKIE IS PREGNANT.
746
00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:12,543
HOW IS SHE HANDLING THIS?
747
00:27:12,587 --> 00:27:14,284
- I DON'T KNOW, HE'S GONNA
GIVE ME A CALL AFTER HE
748
00:27:14,328 --> 00:27:15,111
TOLD HER.
749
00:27:15,155 --> 00:27:16,983
- HE HASN'T TOLD HER YET?
750
00:27:17,026 --> 00:27:18,898
- WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE I'D
BE RUSHING HOME TO SHARE
751
00:27:18,941 --> 00:27:20,769
THE NEWS WITH YOU EITHER.
752
00:27:20,813 --> 00:27:22,902
- HUH.
753
00:27:22,945 --> 00:27:25,165
- OH MY GOSH THAT
IS BEAUTIFUL.
754
00:27:25,208 --> 00:27:26,645
- MAN.
755
00:27:26,688 --> 00:27:30,692
- OH, IT'S GOT A POOL
-A POOL, WE CAN GO SWIM!
756
00:27:30,736 --> 00:27:34,609
3,200 SQUARE FEET, FOUR
BEDROOMS, FOUR BATHS, AND
757
00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:38,700
IT IS, $414,000.
- NO.
758
00:27:38,744 --> 00:27:42,573
- THAT COULD GET
US, A GARAGE, HERE-
759
00:27:42,617 --> 00:27:43,923
- THAT IS, THAT'S QUITE-
760
00:27:43,966 --> 00:27:45,533
- IN LOS ANGELES,
THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
761
00:27:45,576 --> 00:27:48,710
- A BIG DIFFERENCE
FROM WHAT WE PAY HERE.
762
00:27:48,754 --> 00:27:50,712
- I DON'T KNOW, IT SOUNDS
LIKE THE INTERVIEW WENT
763
00:27:50,756 --> 00:27:53,889
WELL, BUT, ALSO LIKE
THERE'S GONNA BE WAY MORE
764
00:27:53,933 --> 00:27:57,676
TRAVEL THAN WE EXPECTED.
765
00:27:57,719 --> 00:27:59,721
AND UH, EVEN IF WE DO MOVE
TO WASHINGTON, D.C., HE'S
766
00:27:59,765 --> 00:28:03,899
GONNA BE GONE A LOT.
767
00:28:03,943 --> 00:28:06,380
HE AND SIERRA HAVE NEVER
EVEN BEEN APART FOR ONE
768
00:28:06,423 --> 00:28:07,903
DAY, SO I'M NOT EXACTLY
SURE HOW SHE'S GONNA TAKE
769
00:28:07,947 --> 00:28:11,733
THAT, BUT,
770
00:28:11,777 --> 00:28:14,736
I DON'T EVEN THINK WE
REALLY HAVE A CHOICE.
771
00:28:14,780 --> 00:28:17,696
YA KNOW, MY JOB SUCKS, AND
UH, I CAN BARELY HANDLE
772
00:28:17,739 --> 00:28:22,570
THAT WITH ONE BABY,
MUCH LESS TWO.
773
00:28:22,613 --> 00:28:24,050
I MEAN, WHEN ARE WE GONNA
GET ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY
774
00:28:24,093 --> 00:28:26,313
LIKE THIS, YOU KNOW?
775
00:28:33,755 --> 00:28:37,324
- IS IT A BOY?
- DON'T START THAT.
776
00:28:37,367 --> 00:28:38,499
- OH COME ON,
I'M JUST ASKIN'.
777
00:28:38,542 --> 00:28:41,415
DOES IT FEEL BOY-ISH?
778
00:28:41,458 --> 00:28:43,243
- I'M AT SIX WEEKS, IT
DOESN'T FEEL LIKE ANYTHING
779
00:28:43,286 --> 00:28:44,592
YET.
780
00:28:44,635 --> 00:28:50,641
[SENSUAL PIANO MUSIC]
781
00:28:50,685 --> 00:28:54,471
- UM, OK GUYS, JUS-UM-LET'S
JUST WRAP, FOR THE NIGHT,
782
00:28:54,515 --> 00:28:55,908
OK, THANK YOU.
783
00:28:55,951 --> 00:28:58,606
♪
784
00:28:58,649 --> 00:29:02,784
♪ THEY SAY SHE'S INTO
HEAVEN IT'S ONLY WATER ♪
785
00:29:02,828 --> 00:29:08,659
♪ INTO WINE, OHHH, SAY I
LIKE TO MEET HER, OR GET ♪
786
00:29:08,703 --> 00:29:13,360
♪ IN LINE, SHE SEES A MONTH
OF SUNSETS AS HOW MUCH ♪
787
00:29:13,403 --> 00:29:16,972
♪ TIME THERE IS TO WASTE,
OH, WASTE IT IN A ♪
788
00:29:17,016 --> 00:29:18,800
♪ HEARTBEAT, OH...
789
00:29:18,844 --> 00:29:19,975
- MORNING GUYS, LET'S HAVE
790
00:29:20,019 --> 00:29:22,369
A GREAT DAY OF
INSTRUCTION, HUH?
791
00:29:22,412 --> 00:29:23,892
HOW YA DOIN' - PULL UP
THOSE PANTS YOUNG PANTS,
792
00:29:23,936 --> 00:29:24,719
I CAN SEE YOUR UNDERWEAR.
793
00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:26,547
HA! THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
794
00:29:26,590 --> 00:29:27,591
WHY DO YOU EVEN
HAVE A BELT?
795
00:29:27,635 --> 00:29:29,332
HEY, HIGH FIVE, UP TOP.
NOPE?
796
00:29:29,376 --> 00:29:30,812
WE'LL DO THAT LATER.
797
00:29:30,856 --> 00:29:32,292
WE WILL DO THAT
LATER YOUNG MAN.
798
00:29:32,335 --> 00:29:33,336
ALRIGHT.
799
00:29:33,380 --> 00:29:34,468
- WHAT TIME'S
YOUR OPEN, DOUCHE?
800
00:29:34,511 --> 00:29:37,993
- WHO SAID THAT?
YOU THERE, I SEE YOU.
801
00:29:38,037 --> 00:29:39,473
- YEAH, MITCH FOUND OUT
THAT TRUMAN WAS LOOKING
802
00:29:39,516 --> 00:29:40,996
FOR NEW DEPARTMENT CHAIRS,
AND WE APPLIED AT THE SAME
803
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:42,302
TIME.
804
00:29:42,345 --> 00:29:43,477
- WHY LEAVE A PRIVATE
SCHOOL LIKE EPISCOPAL TO
805
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:44,826
COME HERE?
806
00:29:44,870 --> 00:29:47,350
- I THINK, MITCH WAS
LOOKING FOR THE CHALLENGE
807
00:29:47,394 --> 00:29:49,657
OF STARTING A
SCHOOL FROM DAY ONE.
808
00:29:49,700 --> 00:29:52,007
ME, I JUST CAME 'CAUSE
THE PAY WAS BETTER.
809
00:29:52,051 --> 00:29:54,749
- ANY REGRETS?
810
00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:56,490
- THE KIDS AT EPISCOPAL
WERE MORE GIFTED.
811
00:29:56,533 --> 00:29:58,057
I MISS THAT.
812
00:29:58,100 --> 00:30:00,711
I MEAN, YOU SAW
MY CLASS TODAY.
813
00:30:00,755 --> 00:30:04,411
- OK, YESTERDAY, WE TALKED
ABOUT MOTORS AND MOTION.
814
00:30:04,454 --> 00:30:06,848
CAN ANYONE NAME SOMETHING
THAT HAS A MOTOR?
815
00:30:06,892 --> 00:30:08,632
- MOTORBOAT?
816
00:30:08,676 --> 00:30:10,852
- YES, A MOTORBOAT
DOES HAVE A MOTOR.
817
00:30:10,896 --> 00:30:13,594
ANYBODY ELSE?
818
00:30:13,637 --> 00:30:15,422
- FANDRA?
- A VIBRATOR?
819
00:30:15,465 --> 00:30:22,646
- [LAUGHING]
- YEAH, HA, THAT'S GREAT.
820
00:30:22,690 --> 00:30:24,779
- LOOK, MY BEST
STUDENTS ARE FANTASTIC.
821
00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:26,694
THEY'LL GO ON TO UCLA,
STANFORD, AND THEY'LL BE
822
00:30:26,737 --> 00:30:28,870
GREAT.
823
00:30:28,914 --> 00:30:32,004
BUT SOME OF THESE OTHER
KIDS, I, UH, I AM JUST AT
824
00:30:32,047 --> 00:30:34,397
A LOSS TO EXPLAIN
THEIR BEHAVIOR.
825
00:30:34,441 --> 00:30:35,616
- WE'RE GONNA WATCH A
SHORT FILM
826
00:30:35,659 --> 00:30:37,748
- SIR, PHYSICS MOVIE,
OR A GOOD MOVIE?
827
00:30:37,792 --> 00:30:39,881
- [STUDENTS GRUMBLING]
828
00:30:39,925 --> 00:30:41,361
- YES, LAMONT, TODAY WE'RE
GOING TO WATCH "SCARFACE"
829
00:30:41,404 --> 00:30:46,105
- [CHEERING]
830
00:30:46,148 --> 00:30:49,717
- IT CAN BE
TOUGH SOMETIMES.
831
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:51,937
VERY TOUGH.
832
00:30:51,980 --> 00:30:54,113
- I'M NOT SAYING
YOU'RE AN IDIOT.
833
00:30:54,156 --> 00:30:55,941
I'M SAYING WHAT YOU'RE
SAYING IS IDIOTIC.
834
00:30:55,984 --> 00:30:57,203
- WELL, I
DON'T SEE WHAT'S-
835
00:30:57,246 --> 00:30:58,857
- THINK ABOUT IT
- IF SOMEBODY BELIEVES THAT
836
00:30:58,900 --> 00:31:01,642
THEY'RE BORN IN THE LIGHT
OF URANUS AND THEY THINK
837
00:31:01,685 --> 00:31:04,384
IT MEANS-
- OH COME ON
838
00:31:04,427 --> 00:31:06,908
- THAT IS WAY TOO EASY
839
00:31:06,952 --> 00:31:09,084
- I GET THAT JOKE TOO MUCH,
DON'T EVEN GO THERE
840
00:31:09,128 --> 00:31:10,999
OK, I GET THAT TOO MUCH, LOOK,
DON'T EVEN GO THERE.
841
00:31:11,043 --> 00:31:13,132
- HOW DOES THAT HURT
ANYONE'S FEELINGS?
842
00:31:13,175 --> 00:31:16,787
- HAVE YOU SEEN URSULA
FEATHERSTONE'S CLASS?
843
00:31:16,831 --> 00:31:18,789
- IT'S UNUSUAL.
844
00:31:18,833 --> 00:31:22,054
- OK, OUR QUARTERLY TEST
IS TOMORROW, AND I THINK
845
00:31:22,097 --> 00:31:24,273
THE BEST WAY FOR US TO
REVIEW OUR TWO BOOKS, "THE
846
00:31:24,317 --> 00:31:26,623
MIRACLE WORKER" ABOUT HELEN
KELLER AND THE "DIARY OF
847
00:31:26,667 --> 00:31:28,756
ANNE FRANK" IS
THROUGH SONG.
848
00:31:28,799 --> 00:31:31,193
SO HERE YA GO.
849
00:31:31,237 --> 00:31:33,717
- [TEACHER SINGING
AND PLAYING GUITAR]
850
00:31:33,761 --> 00:31:48,645
- [SINGING] AHHHHHHHHHHH
- [LAUGHING]
851
00:31:48,689 --> 00:31:51,822
- [SINGING] AHHHHHHHHHHH
- [LAUGHING]
852
00:31:51,866 --> 00:31:59,787
- SHHHH
853
00:31:59,830 --> 00:32:13,018
[SINGING] AHHHHH, WAHHH,
WAUWAH, WA-OH-WAH
854
00:32:13,061 --> 00:32:14,454
- AND YOU'RE A SUPERVISOR?
855
00:32:14,497 --> 00:32:17,936
- YEAH, YEAH, UM, SO YEAH,
I'VE SAT THROUGH A CLASS
856
00:32:17,979 --> 00:32:20,112
MANY TIMES, AND UH, I
GOTTA TELL YA, EVEN THOUGH
857
00:32:20,155 --> 00:32:22,418
IT IS UNUSUAL, HER KIDS
RETAIN A LOT OF WHAT SHE
858
00:32:22,462 --> 00:32:23,854
TEACHES THEM.
859
00:32:23,898 --> 00:32:25,813
AND HER TESTS SCORES, THEY
ALWAYS SHOW IMPROVEMENT.
860
00:32:25,856 --> 00:32:27,423
THIS IS WHAT I'M TRYING
TO TELL YA, YOU KNOW, EACH
861
00:32:27,467 --> 00:32:30,209
TEACHER REACHES THE
KIDS IN THEIR OWN WAY.
862
00:32:30,252 --> 00:32:33,168
UM, THERE'S NO, ONE
WAY, TO DO THIS JOB.
863
00:32:33,212 --> 00:32:36,128
YOU'RE ALWAYS LOOKIN' FOR
THE NEW, BETTER, SHINIER WAY
864
00:32:36,171 --> 00:32:39,261
TO DELIVER BASICALLY
THE SAME OLD MESSAGE.
865
00:32:39,305 --> 00:32:42,177
YOU KNOW, THE THING IS, IF
THE MESSAGE IS SOLID, IT'S
866
00:32:42,221 --> 00:32:44,005
ALWAYS WORTH LEARNING.
867
00:32:44,049 --> 00:32:46,790
- OK GUYS, HOW ARE YOU?
- HOW'S EVERYBODY DOING?
868
00:32:46,834 --> 00:32:48,575
WE ARE THE
HAMMER BROTHERS.
869
00:32:48,618 --> 00:32:50,577
MY NAME IS CLIVE HAMMER.
- I AM LOWELL HAMMER.
870
00:32:50,620 --> 00:32:52,231
WE LIKE TO BRING
THE HAMMER.
871
00:32:52,274 --> 00:32:53,884
- STOP.
- HAMMER TIME.
872
00:32:53,928 --> 00:32:54,973
- WHICH IS WHAT WE SAID.
873
00:32:55,016 --> 00:32:56,017
THAT'S HOW LONG
WE'VE BEEN DOING IT.
874
00:32:56,061 --> 00:32:57,323
- WE'VE BEEN DOING
IT FOR YEARS GUYS.
875
00:32:57,366 --> 00:32:59,325
- SO, YOU PROBABLY DON'T
REMEMBER MC HAMMER, BUT
876
00:32:59,368 --> 00:33:01,153
WE'VE BEEN DOING IT
BACK SINCE HIS DAY.
877
00:33:01,196 --> 00:33:03,155
- YEAH, WHEN HE HAD A DAY.
- AND UH-
878
00:33:03,198 --> 00:33:06,332
- THINK OF US AS LIAISONS
BETWEEN YOU AND
879
00:33:06,375 --> 00:33:07,724
COLLEGE, AND SOME OF
YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW WHAT
880
00:33:07,768 --> 00:33:09,900
LIAISON MEANS.
881
00:33:09,944 --> 00:33:11,685
- BUT WE ARE COLLEGE
COUNSELORS, THINK OF US AS
882
00:33:11,728 --> 00:33:14,209
THE PEOPLE WHO DEFINE
THE WORD LIAISON FOR YOU.
883
00:33:14,253 --> 00:33:16,820
- I ASKED FOR HELP FOR MY
FINANCIAL AID APPLICATION,
884
00:33:16,864 --> 00:33:20,868
AND THEY TOLD ME TO MARK
MY ETHNICITY AS CARAMEL.
885
00:33:20,911 --> 00:33:22,783
- CARAMEL.
- WHY WOULDN'T WE DO OUR JOB?
886
00:33:22,826 --> 00:33:23,784
- WHO DOESN'T
LIKE CARAMEL?
887
00:33:23,827 --> 00:33:25,133
- EVERYONE LOVES CARAMEL.
888
00:33:25,177 --> 00:33:26,526
- YOU SEE CARAMEL ON AN
APPLICATION YOU'RE LIKE,
889
00:33:26,569 --> 00:33:27,831
I WANT A PIECE OF THAT.
890
00:33:27,875 --> 00:33:29,355
- YOU HEAR THAT WORD-
-I WANT A PIECE OF THAT-
891
00:33:29,398 --> 00:33:32,532
- YOU START TO SALIVATE-
- RIGHT, PAVLOVIAN, YOU
892
00:33:32,575 --> 00:33:35,926
SALIVATE, KIDS IN.
893
00:33:35,970 --> 00:33:37,711
- THEY SAID THAT IF I WANT
TO GO TO STANFORD, I HAVE
894
00:33:37,754 --> 00:33:39,017
TO WEAR MORE HATS.
895
00:33:39,060 --> 00:33:41,193
THEY SAID STANFORD LIKES
'HAT PEOPLE.'
896
00:33:41,236 --> 00:33:42,629
- PALO ALTO'S A HAT TOWN.
897
00:33:42,672 --> 00:33:44,022
- STANFORD IS LIKE
A HUGE HAT SCHOOL.
898
00:33:44,065 --> 00:33:45,327
- YEAH.
899
00:33:45,371 --> 00:33:46,763
- I MEAN YOU'RE NOT
WEARING A HAT, YOU'RE NOT
900
00:33:46,807 --> 00:33:48,069
FITTIN' IN.
901
00:33:48,113 --> 00:33:49,201
- AND IF YOU DON'T KNOW
THAT, THEN YOU'RE NOT
902
00:33:49,244 --> 00:33:52,073
DOING YOUR JOB AS A
COLLEGE COUNSELOR.
903
00:33:52,117 --> 00:33:53,727
- THEY SAID COLLEGES WOULD
LIKE ME BETTER IF I LOST
904
00:33:53,770 --> 00:33:55,076
SIXTY POUNDS.
905
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:58,166
SO, I'M BULIMIC NOW.
906
00:33:58,210 --> 00:34:02,301
BUT, IT'S FOR MY
EDUCATION, SO, IT'S OK.
907
00:34:02,344 --> 00:34:03,345
- THAT WAS UNFORTUNATE.
908
00:34:03,389 --> 00:34:04,912
- THAT-
- THAT WAS NOT A GREAT-
909
00:34:04,955 --> 00:34:06,653
- WAS NOT OUR PLAN.
910
00:34:06,696 --> 00:34:09,003
- I MEAN, SHE JUST KEPT,
- BUT IF YOU LOOK AT HER
911
00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:10,352
NOW-
- SHE KEPT LOSIN'-
912
00:34:10,396 --> 00:34:11,745
- LOOK AT HER NOW, SHE LOOKS
PRETTY GOOD.
913
00:34:11,788 --> 00:34:13,442
- IF SHE JUST KEEPS IT-
- IF SHE DOESN'T GO ANY
914
00:34:13,486 --> 00:34:16,750
FURTHER-
- SHE'S GOOD.
915
00:34:16,793 --> 00:34:18,317
- YOU DON'T NEED ANY OF
THESE STATES RIGHT HERE.
916
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:19,753
- YEAH FORGET THESE
STATES, THESE ARE JUST
917
00:34:19,796 --> 00:34:21,189
FULL OF FAT, MAD PEOPLE.
- THAT'S RIGHT.
918
00:34:21,233 --> 00:34:23,191
- YOU SEE THESE STATES? FAT,
ANGRY PEOPLE.
919
00:34:23,235 --> 00:34:25,672
AS YOU CAN SEE RIGHT IN
HERE, THIS IS THE BIG TEN.
920
00:34:25,715 --> 00:34:27,978
- LOT OF FOOTBALL.
- LOT OF DRINKIN'.
921
00:34:28,022 --> 00:34:29,719
- LOT OF KEG STANDS.
922
00:34:29,763 --> 00:34:31,243
- THIS IS WHERE
YOU WANT TO BE.
923
00:34:31,286 --> 00:34:33,158
- SO, I MEAN THAT IS
COLLEGE RIGHT THERE.
924
00:34:33,201 --> 00:34:34,985
- YEAH, IF YOU THINK ABOUT
COLLEGE, THINK ABOUT A GUY
925
00:34:35,029 --> 00:34:36,944
PASSED OUT IN A BUSH.
926
00:34:36,987 --> 00:34:38,902
- URINATING ON HIMSELF-
- ALL OVER HIS OWN PANTS.
927
00:34:38,946 --> 00:34:41,253
- LIKE A HOMELESS
PERSON WOULD.
928
00:34:41,296 --> 00:34:43,168
- THAT'S UNIVERSITY OF
ILLINOIS RIGHT THERE.
929
00:34:43,211 --> 00:34:44,952
THAT IS LITERALLY-
- IN A NUTSHELL-
930
00:34:44,995 --> 00:34:46,649
- ON THE CREST,
THAT IS WHAT IT IS.
931
00:34:46,693 --> 00:34:47,781
- MHMM.
932
00:34:47,824 --> 00:34:49,130
- AND THEN ALSO,
WE'RE OUT HERE GUYS.
933
00:34:49,174 --> 00:34:50,088
WE'RE IN CALIFORNIA.
934
00:34:50,131 --> 00:34:51,567
- YOU CAN STAY
HERE AT HOME.
935
00:34:51,611 --> 00:34:52,960
- IF YOU DON'T WANT TO GO
ALL THE WAY OUT OVER HERE,
936
00:34:53,003 --> 00:34:54,092
STAY HERE AT HOME.
WHY?
937
00:34:54,135 --> 00:34:56,920
- THREE WORDS;
- [BOTH] WEED IS LEGAL.
938
00:34:56,964 --> 00:34:58,008
- NAILED IT.
939
00:34:58,052 --> 00:34:59,314
- YEAH, I DON'T
KNOW HOW WE DO IT.
940
00:34:59,358 --> 00:35:00,707
IT'S MAGIC.
941
00:35:00,750 --> 00:35:02,056
I-UH-THERE ARE TIMES WHEN
I WAKE UP AND I WISH I
942
00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:03,449
KNEW.
943
00:35:03,492 --> 00:35:04,798
AND THEN THERE ARE TIMES
WHEN I WISH I DIDN'T KNOW.
944
00:35:04,841 --> 00:35:06,365
- AND RIGHT NOW IS
ONE OF THOSE TIMES.
945
00:35:06,408 --> 00:35:08,018
- WHERE I WISH I DIDN'T
KNOW-
946
00:35:08,062 --> 00:35:09,150
- AND YOU-
- THAT I DO KNOW-
947
00:35:09,194 --> 00:35:11,761
- STILL DON'T KNOW.
948
00:35:11,805 --> 00:35:12,936
- I KNOW WHAT YOU
GUYS ARE THINKIN'.
949
00:35:12,980 --> 00:35:14,024
- I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE.
950
00:35:14,068 --> 00:35:15,374
I KNOW WHAT YOU
GUYS ARE THINKIN'.
951
00:35:15,417 --> 00:35:17,289
I GOTTA GET TO
NEW YORK CITY.
952
00:35:17,332 --> 00:35:19,160
- RIGHT, BI-COASTAL.
- GET ME TO THE BIG APPLE.
953
00:35:19,204 --> 00:35:21,075
- HIGH TAIL IT UP THERE!
- [BOTH] NO.
954
00:35:21,119 --> 00:35:22,424
- THAT IS A BAD IDEA.
- HORRIBLE.
955
00:35:22,468 --> 00:35:24,165
- YOU ARE GONNA GET CUT.
EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU.
956
00:35:24,209 --> 00:35:25,166
- YOU'RE GONNA
GET CUT A LOT.
957
00:35:25,210 --> 00:35:26,385
WE GOT CUT.
- YEAH WE DID.
958
00:35:26,428 --> 00:35:27,821
- WENT TO NEW YORK
CITY, WE GOT CUT TWICE.
959
00:35:27,864 --> 00:35:29,039
- SAME GUY.
960
00:35:29,083 --> 00:35:30,432
AND THAT MORE THAN
ANYTHING TELLS YA, DON'T
961
00:35:30,476 --> 00:35:32,869
GOT SEE A MATINEE OF
"SPIDERMAN THE MUSICAL" ON A
962
00:35:32,913 --> 00:35:34,219
WEDNESDAY.
963
00:35:34,262 --> 00:35:35,655
- NOT DURING THE MIDDLE
OF THE WEEK, YOU DON'T.
964
00:35:35,698 --> 00:35:36,699
- WHY YOU GONNA
GO UP HERE?
965
00:35:36,743 --> 00:35:37,439
HIGH TAIL IT DOWN HERE.
966
00:35:37,483 --> 00:35:38,745
- AMISH COUNTRY.
967
00:35:38,788 --> 00:35:40,007
- PENNSYLVANIA, FRANKLIN
AND MARSHALL UNIVERSITY,
968
00:35:40,050 --> 00:35:42,140
GREAT SCHOOL, GO OUT
THERE, YOU ROLL AN AMISH
969
00:35:42,183 --> 00:35:43,532
GUY.
970
00:35:43,576 --> 00:35:45,012
- THAT SHOULD BE ON ALL
OF YOUR BUCKET LISTS.
971
00:35:45,055 --> 00:35:46,883
- IT'S FUN, RIGHT, GET A
COUPLE COCKTAILS IN YA,
972
00:35:46,927 --> 00:35:47,971
GET OUT THERE
WITH SOME FRIENDS.
973
00:35:48,015 --> 00:35:49,234
- THEY'RE NOT
GONNA FIGHT BACK.
974
00:35:49,277 --> 00:35:50,974
MAYBE THEY'LL THROW
A BUTTER CHURN AT YA.
975
00:35:51,018 --> 00:35:55,718
- MAYBE.
976
00:35:55,762 --> 00:35:59,809
- SECOND PLACE,
CITY FINALS.
977
00:35:59,853 --> 00:36:00,941
I MEAN FORGET NATIONALS,
WE DON'T EVEN QUALIFY
978
00:36:00,984 --> 00:36:03,291
FOR STATES.
979
00:36:03,335 --> 00:36:04,379
SHOULDA SEEN THE FIRST
PLACE TROPHY TOO.
980
00:36:04,423 --> 00:36:06,338
IT WAS A, SILVER CUP.
981
00:36:06,381 --> 00:36:08,122
JUST, I-I COULDA DRANK MY
COFFEE OUT OF IT IN THE
982
00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:10,777
MORNING, BUT NOW IT'S JUST
ME AND THE LITTLE GUY, SO,
983
00:36:10,820 --> 00:36:12,779
[SIGH]
984
00:36:12,822 --> 00:36:15,173
THERE WILL BE NO SUPER-ROBOT
BOWL FIVE, THAT'S
985
00:36:15,216 --> 00:36:16,261
FOR SURE.
986
00:36:16,304 --> 00:36:24,269
[UPBEAT GUITAR MUSIC]
♪
987
00:36:24,312 --> 00:36:25,748
- "THE SCARLET LETTER" GIVES
HESTER THE POWER TO SEE
988
00:36:25,792 --> 00:36:27,359
THE SIN IN OTHERS.
989
00:36:27,402 --> 00:36:29,099
SO SHE KNOWS THAT NEARLY
EVERYONE IN THE BOSTON
990
00:36:29,143 --> 00:36:31,189
AREA BELIEVES THAT
THEY'RE SINNERS.
991
00:36:31,232 --> 00:36:33,365
BUT WHEN THEY LEARN OF
HESTER'S PUBLIC SIN OF
992
00:36:33,408 --> 00:36:35,889
ADULTERY, THEY JUMP AT
THE CHANCE TO PUNISH HER
993
00:36:35,932 --> 00:36:37,282
BECAUSE THEY WANT TO PROVE
THEIR PURITY TO EVERYONE
994
00:36:37,325 --> 00:36:38,892
ELSE.
995
00:36:38,935 --> 00:36:41,024
NOW HAWTHORNE TELLS
US THAT EVERYONE SINS.
996
00:36:41,068 --> 00:36:43,244
GOING BACK TO ADAM AND EVE
FAILING GOD IN THE GARDEN
997
00:36:43,288 --> 00:36:44,245
OF EDEN.
998
00:36:44,289 --> 00:36:45,899
AND WE FEEL SO GUILTY.
999
00:36:45,942 --> 00:36:48,380
OH NO, GOD IS
DISAPPOINTED IN ME.
1000
00:36:48,423 --> 00:36:50,904
WE FEEL BAD AND IT SUCKS.
1001
00:36:50,947 --> 00:36:53,428
IF WE WOULD JUST LET EACH
OTHER'S MISTAKES GO, WE'D
1002
00:36:53,472 --> 00:36:55,169
BE SO MUCH HAPPIER,
BUT WE DON'T.
1003
00:36:55,213 --> 00:36:57,040
NO, WE'RE CONSTANTLY
TRYING TO MAKE EACH OTHER
1004
00:36:57,084 --> 00:36:59,521
FEEL BAD, HOPING THAT IT
WILL MAKE US FEEL BETTER.
1005
00:36:59,565 --> 00:37:02,829
AND THAT, IS WHERE
EVIL COMES FROM.
1006
00:37:02,872 --> 00:37:05,484
NOT FROM THE DEVIL,
NOT FROM HELL.
1007
00:37:05,527 --> 00:37:08,400
EVIL IS SIMPLY A BYPRODUCT
OF HUMAN FEAR AND
1008
00:37:08,443 --> 00:37:09,966
WEAKNESS.
1009
00:37:10,010 --> 00:37:11,098
- ALRIGHT HOW
BOUT CLAUDIUS?
1010
00:37:11,141 --> 00:37:13,143
- HE DIES LIKE A BITCH.
- [LAUGHING]
1011
00:37:13,187 --> 00:37:14,536
ALRIGHT.
1012
00:37:14,580 --> 00:37:16,451
UH, [CLEARS THROAT] , YEAH,
THAT'S A START.
1013
00:37:16,495 --> 00:37:18,236
DO YOU HAVE A CITATION
FROM THE PLAY TO BACK THAT
1014
00:37:18,279 --> 00:37:19,237
UP?
1015
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:20,847
- YEAH, I WROTE
IT DOWN HERE.
1016
00:37:20,890 --> 00:37:26,287
"O, YET DEFEND ME,
FRIENDS; I AM BUT HURT."
1017
00:37:26,331 --> 00:37:27,984
- IT'S GOOD.
1018
00:37:28,028 --> 00:37:29,464
GOOD, YOU GOT
ONE FOR OPHELIA?
1019
00:37:29,508 --> 00:37:31,292
- I USE ACT FOUR, WHERE
SHE GOES CRAZY JUST BEFORE
1020
00:37:31,336 --> 00:37:34,164
SHE KILLS HERSELF.
1021
00:37:34,208 --> 00:37:37,342
WROTE IT HERE.
1022
00:37:37,385 --> 00:37:40,475
"YOUNG MEN WILL DO'T, IF
THEY COME TO'T; BY COCK,
1023
00:37:40,519 --> 00:37:43,391
THEY ARE TO BLAME."
1024
00:37:43,435 --> 00:37:45,393
- UM, WHY'D YOU
CHOOSE THAT QUOTE?
1025
00:37:45,437 --> 00:37:47,526
- I DON'T KNOW.
HE SAID COCK?
1026
00:37:47,569 --> 00:37:48,918
- YEAH, YOU WENT DEEP
THERE, DIDN'T YA?
1027
00:37:48,962 --> 00:37:51,181
- HA, KIND OF
SOUNDS LIKE RAP.
1028
00:37:51,225 --> 00:37:53,096
- [RAPPING] YOUNG MEN WILL DO
IT, IF THEY COME TO IT;
1029
00:37:53,140 --> 00:37:55,142
BY COCK, THEY ARE TO BLAME.
1030
00:37:55,185 --> 00:37:56,535
- IT'S BETTER THAN THAT
CRAP YOU PULLED IN MY
1031
00:37:56,578 --> 00:37:57,797
CLASS ON MONDAY.
1032
00:37:57,840 --> 00:37:58,624
- AW, COACH, WHY YOU
GOTTA PLAY LIKE THAT?
1033
00:37:58,667 --> 00:37:59,842
- DID YOU HAVE ANY LUNCH?
1034
00:37:59,886 --> 00:38:01,017
- NAH, I DIDN'T
HAVE ANY LUNCH.
1035
00:38:01,061 --> 00:38:05,326
- TAKE HALF MY SANDWICH.
- THANKS.
1036
00:38:05,370 --> 00:38:06,327
- NEXT UP.
1037
00:38:06,371 --> 00:38:07,720
- THANKS FOR
COMIN', MITCH.
1038
00:38:07,763 --> 00:38:10,244
- UH, WELL, YEAH, NO, WE
GOTTA GET RIGHT ON THIS.
1039
00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:11,376
- WELL, UM, I'M
ALL OVER IT.
1040
00:38:11,419 --> 00:38:13,203
I SPOKE TO THE MOTHER.
1041
00:38:13,247 --> 00:38:14,814
WE'RE GONNA MEET WITH THEM
AND MR. CAMPBELL TOMORROW
1042
00:38:14,857 --> 00:38:16,424
AFTERNOON.
1043
00:38:16,468 --> 00:38:18,034
- GOOD! GOOD, OK, I'M GLAD
WE'RE DEALING WITH IT RIGHT
1044
00:38:18,078 --> 00:38:19,297
AWAY.
- YEAH, ME TOO.
1045
00:38:19,340 --> 00:38:20,689
OH GOD, HOPEFULLY WE
CAN KEEP THIS OUT OF THE
1046
00:38:20,733 --> 00:38:21,995
PAPERS.
1047
00:38:22,038 --> 00:38:23,301
- OH, GOD IF THE MEDIA
GETS AHOLD OF IT THAN
1048
00:38:23,344 --> 00:38:24,040
BRIAN'S CAREER IS OVER.
1049
00:38:24,084 --> 00:38:25,520
- YEAH.
1050
00:38:25,564 --> 00:38:27,000
YOU'RE-YOU'RE
KIDDIN' RIGHT?
1051
00:38:27,043 --> 00:38:29,307
- WHAT?
1052
00:38:29,350 --> 00:38:30,612
- MITCH, BRIAN'S FINISHED,
AT THIS POINT I'M JUST
1053
00:38:30,656 --> 00:38:32,048
TRYING' TO PROTECT
THE SCHOOL.
1054
00:38:32,092 --> 00:38:33,311
- BUT HE DIDN'T
DO ANYTHING.
1055
00:38:33,354 --> 00:38:34,790
- WELL, HE MUST'VE
DONE SOMETHING.
1056
00:38:34,834 --> 00:38:37,402
- WHY? BECAUSE A GIRL WHO'S
FAILING HIS CLASS SAYS SO?
1057
00:38:37,445 --> 00:38:39,317
- LOOK, MITCH, I'M NOT
INSENSITIVE TO BRIAN'S
1058
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:40,492
SITUATION.
1059
00:38:40,535 --> 00:38:41,928
IT'S JUST THAT THE SCHOOL
CANNOT AFFOR-
1060
00:38:41,971 --> 00:38:43,625
- HE'S GOT A FAMILY, RON!
1061
00:38:43,669 --> 00:38:45,148
- HAVE YOU EVER HEARD
OF ONE OF THESE PROBLEMS
1062
00:38:45,192 --> 00:38:47,107
RESOLVING ITSELF
PEACEFULLY?
1063
00:38:47,150 --> 00:38:49,022
THE TEACHER ALWAYS
TAKES THE FALL.
1064
00:38:49,065 --> 00:38:50,458
- RIGHT, BECAUSE
BUREAUCRATS LIKE YOU ARE
1065
00:38:50,502 --> 00:38:52,025
PUSHING HIM OFF THE CLIFF!
1066
00:38:52,068 --> 00:38:54,114
- I SPOKE TO THE GIRL.
I SPOKE TO HER MOTHER.
1067
00:38:54,157 --> 00:38:55,463
- DID YOU SPEAK TO BRIAN?
1068
00:38:55,507 --> 00:38:57,247
I MEAN, FIVE YEARS HE
HAS BLED FOR THIS PLACE.
1069
00:38:57,291 --> 00:38:58,597
- DON'T BE SO
MELODRAMATIC.
1070
00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:00,903
- DID YOU TALK TO BRIAN,
OR DID YOU JUST FIRE HIM
1071
00:39:00,947 --> 00:39:01,948
AND SEND HIM ON HIS WAY?
1072
00:39:01,991 --> 00:39:03,079
- I-I DON'T HAVE
TIME FOR THIS.
1073
00:39:03,123 --> 00:39:04,646
- I'D LIKE AN ANSWER
TO MY QUESTION!
1074
00:39:04,690 --> 00:39:07,257
- MITCH, BE HERE
TOMORROW AT 5:00 PM.
1075
00:39:07,301 --> 00:39:12,132
THIS MEETING IS OVER.
1076
00:39:12,175 --> 00:39:14,221
- THING ABOUT RON IS, HE
HAS HIS OWN MANAGERIAL
1077
00:39:14,264 --> 00:39:15,222
STYLE.
1078
00:39:15,265 --> 00:39:16,310
- THERE'S WORSE.
1079
00:39:16,354 --> 00:39:17,485
THERE'S WORSE
PRINCIPALS THAN RON.
1080
00:39:17,529 --> 00:39:19,182
- NO, OK GUYS,
WH-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1081
00:39:19,226 --> 00:39:20,967
WE SHOULDN'T BE TALKING
ABOUT OUR BOSS ON CAMERA.
1082
00:39:21,010 --> 00:39:22,751
- HE'S AN IDIOT.
- OK.
1083
00:39:22,795 --> 00:39:25,493
I COULDA-THAT'S UH-
- RON DOUCHE COULDN'T LEAD THREE
1084
00:39:25,537 --> 00:39:26,929
PEOPLE OUT OF AN
ELEVATOR WITH A MAP AND A
1085
00:39:26,973 --> 00:39:27,713
FLASHLIGHT.
1086
00:39:27,756 --> 00:39:28,975
- ERIC.
- [SIGH]
1087
00:39:29,018 --> 00:39:30,193
- COME ON, THAT'S
A LITTLE HARSH.
1088
00:39:30,237 --> 00:39:37,505
- WHATEVER. I DON'T CARE.
I GOT TENURE.
1089
00:39:37,549 --> 00:39:40,203
IT'S NOT THAT I
DON'T LIKE RON DOUCHE.
1090
00:39:40,247 --> 00:39:42,510
I DON'T LIKE THE
WAY HE DOES HIS JOB.
1091
00:39:42,554 --> 00:39:45,426
I DON'T THINK HE'S
HERE FOR THE KIDS.
1092
00:39:45,470 --> 00:39:47,428
ARE YOU HERE FOR THE KIDS?
1093
00:39:47,472 --> 00:39:51,389
OR ARE YOU HERE FOR
YOUR NEXT PROMOTION?
1094
00:39:51,432 --> 00:39:53,565
- I DON'T REALLY KNOW HER
VERY WELL, I JUS-JUST BY
1095
00:39:53,608 --> 00:39:55,436
REPUTATION.
1096
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:57,090
WHAT I DO KNOW IS THAT
BRIAN HAS SUCH A GOOD
1097
00:39:57,133 --> 00:39:58,091
HEART.
1098
00:39:58,134 --> 00:39:59,440
I JUST DON'T
BELIEVE IT'S TRUE.
1099
00:39:59,484 --> 00:40:01,094
- YEAH, BRIAN'S IN
SERIOUS TROUBLE.
1100
00:40:01,137 --> 00:40:02,748
BUT HE KNOWS BETTER.
1101
00:40:02,791 --> 00:40:05,968
YO-YOU NEVER LET YOURSELF
BE ALONE IN A ROOM WITH A
1102
00:40:06,012 --> 00:40:07,056
STUDENT.
1103
00:40:07,100 --> 00:40:08,928
GIRL OR BOY.
1104
00:40:08,971 --> 00:40:12,453
OR EVEN TWO.
1105
00:40:12,497 --> 00:40:13,846
THEY WORK IN
TEAMS SOMETIMES.
1106
00:40:13,889 --> 00:40:15,500
AND THEY SEE ME, I'M DOWN
IN THE GYM, I'M ON THE
1107
00:40:15,543 --> 00:40:17,415
TREADMILL, SHORTS, TANK
TOP, A LOT OF TIMES I GET
1108
00:40:17,458 --> 00:40:19,417
SWEATY AT LUNCH.
1109
00:40:19,460 --> 00:40:20,766
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THESE
KIDS ARE GONNA THINK.
1110
00:40:20,809 --> 00:40:24,422
AN-AND YOU, AT THAT
AGE, THEY CAN'T RESIST.
1111
00:40:24,465 --> 00:40:28,251
SO, I NEED TO BE THE ONE
WHO STEPS UP AND SAYS,
1112
00:40:28,295 --> 00:40:31,516
"NOT TODAY,
MISTER, OR MISSUS.
1113
00:40:31,559 --> 00:40:34,519
OR BOTH OF YA."
1114
00:40:34,562 --> 00:40:37,739
- YEAH, YEAH WE KNOW THE
CAMPBELL'S VERY WELL.
1115
00:40:37,783 --> 00:40:42,135
THE GUYS MET IN COLLEGE,
AND THEN JACKIE AND I ARE
1116
00:40:42,178 --> 00:40:44,050
REALLY CLOSE.
1117
00:40:44,093 --> 00:40:49,621
I MEAN SHE'S, SHE'S
ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS.
1118
00:40:49,664 --> 00:40:53,189
I DON'T KNOW, I'M JUST,
I'M DYING INSIDE FOR THIS
1119
00:40:53,233 --> 00:40:55,278
WOMAN BUT I SWEAR TO GOD,
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO SAY
1120
00:40:55,322 --> 00:41:03,156
TO HER.
1121
00:41:03,199 --> 00:41:04,679
- WHAT'S GOING ON AT THAT
SCHOOL, WHAT'S BEEN GOING
1122
00:41:04,723 --> 00:41:07,421
ON AT THAT SCHOOL,
IS DISGUSTING.
1123
00:41:07,465 --> 00:41:10,511
AND PEOPLE NEED
TO HEAR ABOUT IT.
1124
00:41:10,555 --> 00:41:13,166
I-UH-WE'VE JUST BEEN
BY-STANDERS THIS ENTIRE
1125
00:41:13,209 --> 00:41:16,604
TIME AND I HAD NO IDEA HOW
THAT WOULD END UP HURTING
1126
00:41:16,648 --> 00:41:21,174
OUR FAMILY. AND PEOPLE NEED TO
KNOW.
1127
00:41:21,217 --> 00:41:22,697
- IF IT WOULDN'T'VE BEEN
US, IT WOULD'VE BEEN
1128
00:41:22,741 --> 00:41:24,873
SOMEBODY ELSE.
1129
00:41:24,917 --> 00:41:27,136
- I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW
SOMEONE SO YOUNG COULD BE
1130
00:41:27,180 --> 00:41:29,487
SO FULL OF HATE.
1131
00:41:29,530 --> 00:41:33,665
SO FULL OF JUST VILE AND
VISCOUS ANGER TO LASH OUT
1132
00:41:33,708 --> 00:41:35,231
LIKE THIS.
1133
00:41:35,275 --> 00:41:38,408
AND, I HATE TO SAY IT BUT,
THE PERSON THAT I LOOK TO,
1134
00:41:38,452 --> 00:41:40,149
IS THE MOTHER.
1135
00:41:40,193 --> 00:41:41,368
AN-I DON'T UNDERSTAND
HOW SHE COULD'VE LET THIS
1136
00:41:41,411 --> 00:41:42,717
HAPPEN.
1137
00:41:42,761 --> 00:41:46,112
AND I-YOU KNOW-I'M ABOUT
TO BECOME A MOTHER AND I
1138
00:41:46,155 --> 00:41:47,766
[SIGH],
1139
00:41:47,809 --> 00:41:51,639
UH-I HATE TO BE SO
JUDGMENTAL, BUT I-IF I-IF
1140
00:41:51,683 --> 00:41:53,815
IN EIGHTEEN YEARS I'VE
BECOME LIKE THAT WOMAN,
1141
00:41:53,859 --> 00:41:56,035
I-I-I DON'T KNOW HOW I
COULD LIVE-WOULD LI-LIVE
1142
00:41:56,078 --> 00:41:58,864
WITH MYSELF.
1143
00:41:58,907 --> 00:42:01,910
THIS IS THE CRIB FROM
KATE AND MITCH, YOU KNOW.
1144
00:42:01,954 --> 00:42:03,695
- THEY GAVE IT TO US RIGHT
AFTER WE TOLD THEM THAT WE
1145
00:42:03,738 --> 00:42:05,087
WE WERE HAVING JACKSON.
1146
00:42:05,131 --> 00:42:08,482
- YES. AND THEN NOW OF
COURSE, THE-THEY NEED IT,
1147
00:42:08,526 --> 00:42:10,789
BUT, THEY-THEY'RE
LETTING US KEEP IT 'CAUSE
1148
00:42:10,832 --> 00:42:12,181
THEY'RE-THEY'RE JUST
WONDERFUL, AND-
1149
00:42:12,225 --> 00:42:13,487
- YEAH, AN-
1150
00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:15,271
- THEY-THEY'VE BEEN
TH-THERE FOR US, THROUGH
1151
00:42:15,315 --> 00:42:19,406
THIS TOO, THEY WERE THE
FIRST ONES THAT WE TOLD, AND-
1152
00:42:19,449 --> 00:42:24,585
- I MET WITH A LAWYER,
WHICH IS...BIZARRE AND I
1153
00:42:24,629 --> 00:42:30,852
NEVER EXPECTED, AH
TO ACTUALLY BE IN THE
1154
00:42:30,896 --> 00:42:33,333
SITUATION OF HAVING
TO DEFEND MYSELF.
1155
00:42:33,376 --> 00:42:37,772
AND, I WAITED FOR A
PHONE CALL FROM, UH, MY
1156
00:42:37,816 --> 00:42:39,818
PRINCIPAL, MR. DOUCHE.
1157
00:42:39,861 --> 00:42:44,562
AND, UH, THAT DIDN'T COME.
1158
00:42:44,605 --> 00:42:48,130
SO I'M EXPECTING UH, TO
HAVE TO DEFEND MYSELF
1159
00:42:48,174 --> 00:42:54,920
TOMORROW, AND UH,
[SIGHS],
1160
00:42:54,963 --> 00:43:02,362
AND HOPEFULLY BE ABLE
TO TAKE CARE OF MY FAMILY.
1161
00:43:02,405 --> 00:43:06,671
[UPBEAT SAXOPHONE MUSIC]
♪
1162
00:43:06,714 --> 00:43:08,150
- TO SAY THAT
PARENT-TEACHER CONFERENCES
1163
00:43:08,194 --> 00:43:10,196
TEND TO CAUSE SOME ANXIETY
AMONGST THE FACULTY WOULD
1164
00:43:10,239 --> 00:43:12,459
BE A GROSS UNDERSTATEMENT.
1165
00:43:12,502 --> 00:43:14,592
WE'VE GOT A DIVERSE BUNCH
OF PERSONALITIES AND WE
1166
00:43:14,635 --> 00:43:16,289
ALL DEAL WITH THE
NIGHT IN OUR OWN WAY.
1167
00:43:16,332 --> 00:43:25,646
♪
1168
00:43:25,690 --> 00:43:26,995
- PERSONALLY, I CAN'T SAY
I DISLIKE THEM BECAUSE
1169
00:43:27,039 --> 00:43:29,432
SOMETIMES THEY'RE GREAT.
1170
00:43:29,476 --> 00:43:30,695
- WE KNOW HE'S NOT
STUDYING ENOUGH.
1171
00:43:30,738 --> 00:43:32,479
- WE TOOK AWAY HIS
COMPUTERS, TELEPHONE, HIS
1172
00:43:32,522 --> 00:43:33,611
TV.
1173
00:43:33,654 --> 00:43:35,395
- THAT'S GOOD,
THAT'S ALL GOOD, UM.
1174
00:43:35,438 --> 00:43:37,397
IT'S AN IMPORTANT PART
OF OUR JOB AND WHEN A
1175
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:38,659
CONFERENCE GOES WELL
WE CAN REALLY MAKE A
1176
00:43:38,703 --> 00:43:40,313
DIFFERENCE.
1177
00:43:40,356 --> 00:43:42,663
WELL LET'S TALK ABOUT SOME
STRATEGIES YOU CAN EMPLOY, OK?
1178
00:43:42,707 --> 00:43:44,317
- IF YOU WOULD JUST TURN
THE TELEVISION OFF FOR
1179
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:46,449
FIVE MINUTES, AND LET
HIM DO HIS HOMEWORK-
1180
00:43:46,493 --> 00:43:49,278
- OH HOW'S THE VIEW FROM THE
GRANDSTAND, PHIL.
1181
00:43:49,322 --> 00:43:50,584
I'M THE ONE RAISING
HIM WHILE YOU'RE OUT
1182
00:43:50,628 --> 00:43:53,326
VACATIONING
WITH YOUR WHORE.
1183
00:43:53,369 --> 00:43:55,676
- IN REALITY THOUGH, IT'S
USUALLY A LONG NIGHT.
1184
00:43:55,720 --> 00:43:57,373
- AND NORMALLY I LIKE THE
KIDS TO BELIEVE THAT THERE
1185
00:43:57,417 --> 00:43:59,985
ARE NO STUPID QUESTIONS,
BUT SOMETIMES I THINK
1186
00:44:00,028 --> 00:44:03,815
MARCUS ASKS QUESTIONS
JUST TO DISRUPT MY CLASS.
1187
00:44:03,858 --> 00:44:06,556
- REALLY?
1188
00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:09,690
CAN YOU GIVE
ME AN EXAMPLE?
1189
00:44:09,734 --> 00:44:12,693
- WELL LAST WEEK, IN
THE MIDDLE OF A QUIZ, HE
1190
00:44:12,737 --> 00:44:14,869
RAISED HIS HAND TO ASK ME
IF I HAD EVER CONSIDERED
1191
00:44:14,913 --> 00:44:17,306
HOW WEIRD THE
TELETUBBIES ARE.
1192
00:44:17,350 --> 00:44:18,960
I LOVE THAT MOMENT WHEN I
TELL THE MOTHER WHAT HER
1193
00:44:19,004 --> 00:44:22,703
KID'S BEEN UP TO AND
SHE MAKES THAT FACE.
1194
00:44:22,747 --> 00:44:24,836
- WHAT?
1195
00:44:24,879 --> 00:44:26,707
- I CALL IT, THE 'I'M
GONNA SMACK HIS ASS WITH A
1196
00:44:26,751 --> 00:44:28,883
HAIRBRUSH IN THE
PARKING LOT' FACE.
1197
00:44:28,927 --> 00:44:30,580
THE 'I'M GONNA SMACK HIS
ASS WITH A HAIRBRUSH IN
1198
00:44:30,624 --> 00:44:32,321
THE PARKING LOT' FACE MAY
NOT BE MY FAVORITE THING
1199
00:44:32,365 --> 00:44:35,194
ABOUT TEACHING, BUT, IT'S
DEFINITELY IN THE TOP
1200
00:44:35,237 --> 00:44:36,935
FIVE.
1201
00:44:36,978 --> 00:44:39,807
- [SIGHING]
- OH, ANGRY PARENTS-
1202
00:44:39,851 --> 00:44:41,722
- ROUGH NIGHT, ROUGH NIGHT-
- I DON'T LIKE GETTIN'
1203
00:44:41,766 --> 00:44:42,810
YELLED AT,
I'LL TELL YOU THAT MUCH.
1204
00:44:42,854 --> 00:44:44,551
- WHAT IS WRONG
WITH THEM, PHEW.
1205
00:44:44,594 --> 00:44:46,161
- WELL HONESTLY, WHAT DO
YOU GUYS EXPECT, YOU MIGHT
1206
00:44:46,205 --> 00:44:48,642
BE THE WORST GUIDANCE
COUNSELORS OF ALL TIME.
1207
00:44:48,686 --> 00:44:49,730
- I TAKE THAT
AS A COMPLIMENT.
1208
00:44:49,774 --> 00:44:51,079
- I LIKE THAT.
- I'LL TELL YOU WHY.
1209
00:44:51,123 --> 00:44:53,386
BECAUSE, WHAT WOULD BE
WORSE, IS IF YOU SAID
1210
00:44:53,429 --> 00:44:54,779
NOTHING.
1211
00:44:54,822 --> 00:44:57,607
WE PROVOKED A REACTION.
YEAH, IT'S WHAT WE DO.
1212
00:44:57,651 --> 00:44:59,653
- YOU TOLD STUDENTS IN MY
CLASS THAT THEY PROBABLY
1213
00:44:59,697 --> 00:45:00,741
WOULDN'T SURVIVE THE DAY.
1214
00:45:00,785 --> 00:45:02,830
- SOME OF THEM
WON'T - OR DIDN'T.
1215
00:45:02,874 --> 00:45:06,660
- I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.
- GOTTA RISE OUTTA YA.
1216
00:45:06,704 --> 00:45:09,576
- MRS. ROSE, SIMPLY PUT, YOUR
SON IS TOO STUPID TO BE ON THE
1217
00:45:09,619 --> 00:45:10,795
ROBOTICS TEAM.
1218
00:45:10,838 --> 00:45:12,057
- HOW DARE YOU SAY
ANYTHING LIKE THAT ABOUT
1219
00:45:12,100 --> 00:45:13,275
MY SON!
1220
00:45:13,319 --> 00:45:14,581
- NO, IT'S NOT ME,
IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL.
1221
00:45:14,624 --> 00:45:15,756
I'M JUST WONDERING, UH,
DID YOU DROP HIM AS A
1222
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:17,105
CHILD?
1223
00:45:17,149 --> 00:45:19,325
WAS HE DEPRIVED OXYGEN
FOR OVER THREE MINUTES?
1224
00:45:19,368 --> 00:45:20,630
- HOW DARE YOU SAY
ANYTHING LIKE THAT ABOUT
1225
00:45:20,674 --> 00:45:22,110
MY SON!
1226
00:45:22,154 --> 00:45:23,677
- WELL, ALL I'M SAYING IS,
IF HE DOESN'T GET HIS ACT
1227
00:45:23,721 --> 00:45:24,722
TOGETHER THAN I'M
GONNA DESIGN A ROBOT
1228
00:45:24,765 --> 00:45:26,854
SPECIFICALLY TO
CHOKE HIM OUT.
1229
00:45:26,898 --> 00:45:29,596
UM, ERIC AND I DO
A, UH, COVER BAND.
1230
00:45:29,639 --> 00:45:31,206
YOU KNOW THIS IS ONE OF
THE THINGS, YOU KNOW TALK
1231
00:45:31,250 --> 00:45:32,773
ABOUT TEACHER OF THE YEAR, AND
I THINK A LOT OF
1232
00:45:32,817 --> 00:45:34,209
TIMES, GUYS WHO GO OUT
AND DO ALL KINDS OF
1233
00:45:34,253 --> 00:45:37,604
EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITY,
UM-
1234
00:45:37,647 --> 00:45:39,562
- THEY HAVE TO,
MAKE IT HAPPEN.
1235
00:45:39,606 --> 00:45:40,955
- YEAH, AND WE'RE- YOU
KNOW, WE SHOW THE KIDS-
1236
00:45:40,999 --> 00:45:42,522
- NOT JUST IN THE
CLASSROOM-
1237
00:45:42,565 --> 00:45:44,002
- RIGHT, WE SHOW THE KIDS THAT
THERE'S A WORLD OUTSIDE OF
1238
00:45:44,045 --> 00:45:44,959
SCHOOL.
- MHMM.
1239
00:45:45,003 --> 00:45:46,395
- AND SO WE HAVE
A COVER BAND.
1240
00:45:46,439 --> 00:45:48,571
IT IS OF, UH, A BAND
I WAS A BIG UH FAN OF.
1241
00:45:48,615 --> 00:45:50,443
IT'S CALLED "THE INDIGO
GIRLS"
1242
00:45:50,486 --> 00:45:52,619
- YES, IT'S ONE OF YOUR
FAVORITES, ISN'T IT?
1243
00:45:52,662 --> 00:45:54,795
- IT IS TRUE, AND UH, SO
I-IT'S A DUET, AND UH,
1244
00:45:54,839 --> 00:45:56,188
DUO.
1245
00:45:56,231 --> 00:45:59,800
AND SO, ONE PROBLEM IS-
- I DON'T-I DON'T PLAY THE
1246
00:45:59,844 --> 00:46:01,367
GUITAR.
- NOT A NOTE.
1247
00:46:01,410 --> 00:46:02,890
AND UH-
- AND I DON'T SING.
1248
00:46:02,934 --> 00:46:05,458
- NO. BUT THE, UNFORTUNATELY IT
WAS A DUO, SO I NEEDED
1249
00:46:05,501 --> 00:46:07,634
SOMEONE ELSE AND YOU HAD
WEEKENDS FREE AND SO WE'LL
1250
00:46:07,677 --> 00:46:09,418
DO A GIG DOWN AT
LIKE RUBY TUESDAY'S.
1251
00:46:09,462 --> 00:46:10,637
- YOU HAVE NO CONTROL
OVER THESE KIDS.
1252
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:11,812
- I SEE.
1253
00:46:11,856 --> 00:46:13,074
- YOU HAVEN'T TAUGHT
MY SON ONE THING.
1254
00:46:13,118 --> 00:46:15,642
HE HAS NOT LEARNED ONE
THING IN YOUR CLASS.
1255
00:46:15,685 --> 00:46:17,339
- MRS. WHITE, MAY I ASK YOU A
QUESTION?
1256
00:46:17,383 --> 00:46:18,819
- OH, YOU HAVE A QUESTION
FOR ME-
1257
00:46:18,863 --> 00:46:20,865
- YES, IF YOU DON'T MIND-
- OH, REALLY, WH-WHAT IS IT?
1258
00:46:20,908 --> 00:46:22,605
- WHY DID YOU
COME HERE TONIGHT?
1259
00:46:22,649 --> 00:46:24,607
- EXCUSE ME?
1260
00:46:24,651 --> 00:46:26,696
- IF YOU CAME HERE TO FIND
OUT HOW YOUR SON CAN DO
1261
00:46:26,740 --> 00:46:29,003
BETTER IN MY CLASS AND
GET A HIGHER GRADE, WE CAN
1262
00:46:29,047 --> 00:46:31,614
KEEP ON TALKING.
1263
00:46:31,658 --> 00:46:33,834
BUT IF YOU'VE COME HERE
TO YELL AT ME, THEN THIS
1264
00:46:33,878 --> 00:46:35,401
CONFERENCE IS OVER.
1265
00:46:35,444 --> 00:46:38,273
[TEACHERS CHEERING]
1266
00:46:38,317 --> 00:46:39,057
- LOVE IT.
1267
00:46:39,100 --> 00:46:40,536
- DON'T YOU-
- NICE.
1268
00:46:40,580 --> 00:46:41,581
- ALL I WANTED TO SAY.
1269
00:46:41,624 --> 00:46:42,712
- OH I LOVE THAT.
1270
00:46:42,756 --> 00:46:44,105
- THANK GOODNESS
SOMEBODY SAID IT.
1271
00:46:44,149 --> 00:46:48,153
- I SWEAR TO GOD, I WOULD
GIVE BACK HALF MY SALARY
1272
00:46:48,196 --> 00:46:50,590
IF THEY WOULD LET ME PUNCH
A PARENT ONCE A YEAR-
1273
00:46:50,633 --> 00:46:51,504
- YES!
1274
00:46:51,547 --> 00:46:52,548
- JUST ONCE!
1275
00:46:52,592 --> 00:46:54,028
- [TEACHERS AGREEING]
1276
00:46:54,072 --> 00:46:56,335
- SO, WE PLAY "CLOSER TO
FINE," AND WE'LL DO IT AT
1277
00:46:56,378 --> 00:46:57,553
LOCAL ESTABLISHMENTS.
1278
00:46:57,597 --> 00:47:01,383
AND UH, IT'S, IT'S
THE ONLY SONG I KNOW.
1279
00:47:01,427 --> 00:47:03,037
- AND I DON'T
KNOW IT AT ALL.
1280
00:47:03,081 --> 00:47:05,997
- NO, YE-UH THAT'S A
PROBLEM CAUSE HE DOESN'T, UH-
1281
00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:09,087
- BUT I, I LOOK GOOD, SO-
- AND IT'S A DUO, SO
1282
00:47:09,130 --> 00:47:10,871
WE HAVE TO DO IT TOG-
- I ADD COLOR.
1283
00:47:10,915 --> 00:47:14,570
- [LAUGHING]
- YEAH.
1284
00:47:14,614 --> 00:47:15,876
- YOU ADD MAYBE TOO
MUCH COLOR SOMETIMES.
1285
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:17,356
- [CLEARS THROAT] ANYWAY.
1286
00:47:17,399 --> 00:47:19,227
- IN SOME OF THE PLACES WE
PLAY, IT, YOU KNOW, IT'S -
1287
00:47:19,271 --> 00:47:20,576
- NO IT-
- IT'S NOT A COLORFUL BAR.
1288
00:47:20,620 --> 00:47:21,534
- SOMETIMES...
1289
00:47:21,577 --> 00:47:25,016
[UPBEAT GUITAR MUSIC]
♪
1290
00:47:25,059 --> 00:47:29,020
♪
1291
00:47:29,063 --> 00:47:32,110
- SO, AL-ALEX HAS BEEN
IMPROVING LATELY, BUT HE
1292
00:47:32,153 --> 00:47:34,068
DOES VERY LITTLE HOMEWORK.
1293
00:47:34,112 --> 00:47:38,725
- [SPEAKING SPANISH]
1294
00:47:38,768 --> 00:47:47,865
- [SPEAKING SPANISH]
1295
00:47:47,908 --> 00:47:49,910
- SHE SAYS SHE DOESN'T
KNOW WHAT TO DO BECAUSE, I
1296
00:47:49,954 --> 00:47:52,130
LIE AND TELL HER THAT I DO
MY HOMEWORK, BUT SHE CAN'T
1297
00:47:52,173 --> 00:47:55,611
CHECK BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T
SPEAK ANY ENGLISH.
1298
00:47:55,655 --> 00:47:56,743
- [SPEAKING SPANISH]
1299
00:47:56,786 --> 00:47:58,571
- [SPEAKING SPANISH]
1300
00:47:58,614 --> 00:48:02,488
- [SPEAKING SPANISH]
1301
00:48:02,531 --> 00:48:05,404
- [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
1302
00:48:05,447 --> 00:48:07,885
- HEY THERE.
1303
00:48:07,928 --> 00:48:09,451
- PEOPLE WILL SAY
WE'RE IN LOVE.
1304
00:48:09,495 --> 00:48:11,149
- [SNICKERING]
1305
00:48:11,192 --> 00:48:12,759
- PARENT-TEACHER
CONFERENCE, HUH?
1306
00:48:12,802 --> 00:48:14,848
I DON'T MISS THOSE.
1307
00:48:14,892 --> 00:48:15,893
- I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU TAUGHT.
1308
00:48:15,936 --> 00:48:19,592
- OH, THREE YEARS.
WASN'T FOR ME.
1309
00:48:19,635 --> 00:48:23,291
- LOOK JOHN, UM, I'M
INTERESTED, I-UH-I REALLY
1310
00:48:23,335 --> 00:48:25,163
AM, BUT I, I UH, I JUST
I'M GONNA NEED A COUPLE OF
1311
00:48:25,206 --> 00:48:26,512
DAYS.
1312
00:48:26,555 --> 00:48:28,166
- WELL, MY ADVICE WAS
TO LEAVE YOU ALONE.
1313
00:48:28,209 --> 00:48:29,994
LET YOU MAKE UP
YOUR OWN MIND.
1314
00:48:30,037 --> 00:48:32,779
BUT I GOT OVERRULED.
1315
00:48:32,822 --> 00:48:34,955
- IN FAVOR OF WHAT?
1316
00:48:34,999 --> 00:48:36,826
- THEY TOLD ME TO COME
RIGHT OVER HERE, AND RAISE
1317
00:48:36,870 --> 00:48:40,482
THE OFFER TO $150,000.
1318
00:48:40,526 --> 00:48:44,834
- ONE-UH...$150,000?
1319
00:48:44,878 --> 00:48:47,881
- TO START.
1320
00:48:47,925 --> 00:48:53,060
- PH-WOW.
1321
00:48:53,104 --> 00:48:55,758
- YOU'RE THEIR NUMBER
ONE DRAFT PICK, MITCH.
1322
00:48:55,802 --> 00:48:57,673
LOOK, YOU CALL
ME TOMORROW.
1323
00:48:57,717 --> 00:49:00,938
LET ME KNOW WHAT
YOU WANNA DO.
1324
00:49:07,814 --> 00:49:10,773
- CAN I ASK WHAT
YOU'RE THINKIN'?
1325
00:49:10,817 --> 00:49:16,954
- UH, I'M THINKING IT'S
AN AMAZING OPPORTUNITY.
1326
00:49:16,997 --> 00:49:19,173
I'M THINKING IT
COULD CHANGE MY LIFE.
1327
00:49:19,217 --> 00:49:22,829
- SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
1328
00:49:22,872 --> 00:49:24,265
- I'M TRYING TO DECIDE
WHETHER OR NOT MY LIFE
1329
00:49:24,309 --> 00:49:25,049
NEEDS CHANGING.
1330
00:49:25,092 --> 00:49:32,186
[RAP MUSIC]
♪
1331
00:49:32,230 --> 00:49:34,406
[ALARM BEEPING]
1332
00:49:34,449 --> 00:49:42,805
♪
1333
00:49:42,849 --> 00:49:45,025
♪ I TOOK THE LONG ROAD,
IN IT FOR THE LONG HAUL, ♪
1334
00:49:45,069 --> 00:49:47,071
♪ BEEN GIVING EVERY PERCENT
OF MYSELF UNTIL I FALL ♪
1335
00:49:47,114 --> 00:49:48,898
♪ SLOW, AT LEAST THAT'S
WHAT I'M THINKING WHILE MY ♪
1336
00:49:48,942 --> 00:49:51,249
♪ BODY'S FEELING AWFUL, FROM
DRINKING AND WEEKS OF NOT ♪
1337
00:49:51,292 --> 00:49:54,078
♪ SLEEPING WHEN I'M ON TOUR,
THIS IS WHAT I CHOOSE TO DO... ♪
1338
00:49:54,121 --> 00:49:56,254
[STUDENTS TALKING]
1339
00:49:56,297 --> 00:49:57,995
- YOU HAVE TO HEAR HIM OUT-
- PLEASE-
1340
00:49:58,038 --> 00:49:59,953
- I'VE HEARD THIS BEFORE-
- THIS IDEA-
1341
00:49:59,997 --> 00:50:02,086
- IT'S A GREAT IDEA-
- THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
1342
00:50:02,129 --> 00:50:03,739
LET'S JUST STOP RIGHT
THERE, OK, I'LL TELL YOU
1343
00:50:03,783 --> 00:50:05,089
WHY IT'S A GREAT IDEA,
BECAUSE WE HAVE THE
1344
00:50:05,132 --> 00:50:07,004
OLDEST, WEALTHIEST,
HEALTHIEST GENERATION
1345
00:50:07,047 --> 00:50:09,310
RETIRING NOW, THAT ARE
STILL USEFUL-
1346
00:50:09,354 --> 00:50:10,746
- THAT'S RIGHT-
- THEY CA-THEY CAN CONTRIBUTE.
1347
00:50:10,790 --> 00:50:12,357
MY FATHER, MY FATHER IS
SEVENTY YEARS OLD, HE'S A
1348
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:13,880
SURGEON, THEY'RE ABOUT
TO FORCE HIM OUT OF THE
1349
00:50:13,923 --> 00:50:14,968
OPERATING ROOM.
1350
00:50:15,012 --> 00:50:16,709
WHAT THE HELL'S HE
GONNA DO-
1351
00:50:16,752 --> 00:50:18,058
- HE'S GONNA LIVE ANOTHER
FORTY YEARS WITH TODAY'S
1352
00:50:18,102 --> 00:50:19,146
TECHNOLOGY-
- THEY WILL NOT LET THA-
1353
00:50:19,190 --> 00:50:20,800
- HE'S GONNA GO CRAZY-
- WHY NOT-
1354
00:50:20,843 --> 00:50:23,890
- HE SHOULD BE HERE, TEACHING AP
BIOLOGY, COACHING THE GOLF TEAM,
1355
00:50:23,933 --> 00:50:26,066
AND MAKING A CONTRIBUTION, LIKE
HE WANTS TO.
1356
00:50:26,110 --> 00:50:28,155
- [TEACHERS ARGUING]
1357
00:50:28,199 --> 00:50:29,504
- HERE'S WHAT'S GONNA
HAPPEN WITH THAT IDEA.
1358
00:50:29,548 --> 00:50:31,332
ONCE YOU LEAVE THIS
BUILDING WITH AN IDEA,
1359
00:50:31,376 --> 00:50:33,378
IT'S GONNA GO TO THE
BUREAUCRACY, AND ONCE THEY
1360
00:50:33,421 --> 00:50:35,336
GET AHOLD OF IT, THEY'RE
GONNA SHUT IT DOWN.
1361
00:50:35,380 --> 00:50:36,772
- NOT WHEN THEY
REALIZE IT'S FEASIBLE!
1362
00:50:36,816 --> 00:50:39,166
- [TEACHERS ARGUING]
1363
00:50:39,210 --> 00:50:40,602
- SO IT'S IMPOSSIBLE
TO CHANGE.
1364
00:50:40,646 --> 00:50:42,082
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO CHANGE.
1365
00:50:42,126 --> 00:50:43,779
- NO, YOU JU- YOU NEED TO
START, YOU NEED TO CHANGE
1366
00:50:43,823 --> 00:50:45,042
FROM WITHIN-
- THANK YOU.
1367
00:50:45,085 --> 00:50:45,999
- YOU NEED TO CHA- HEY,
WHO'S THE UNION REP?
1368
00:50:46,043 --> 00:50:47,348
THAT'S YOU.
1369
00:50:47,392 --> 00:50:49,089
SO WE NEED TO GO IN
THROUGH YOU TO GET THEM TO
1370
00:50:49,133 --> 00:50:49,916
EVER CHANGE THE RULES.
1371
00:50:49,959 --> 00:50:51,396
- EXACTLY WHY I-
1372
00:50:51,439 --> 00:50:53,963
- NO I WOULDN'T SAY I'M WORRIED
ABOUT MITCH.
1373
00:50:54,007 --> 00:50:55,704
I JUST WISH HE'D FIND MORE
WAYS TO HAVE FUN WITH HIS
1374
00:50:55,748 --> 00:50:56,531
JOB.
1375
00:50:56,575 --> 00:50:58,011
THAT'S WHAT I DO.
1376
00:50:58,055 --> 00:51:01,841
AND HOW DOES THE MAN BEGIN
THE ACT OF INTERCOURSE?
1377
00:51:01,884 --> 00:51:03,190
ANYBODY?
1378
00:51:03,234 --> 00:51:04,278
LAMONT?
1379
00:51:04,322 --> 00:51:05,888
- HE PUTS HIS
PENIS IN HER THING?
1380
00:51:05,932 --> 00:51:07,020
- [LAUGHING]
1381
00:51:07,064 --> 00:51:08,021
- IN HER THING.
1382
00:51:08,065 --> 00:51:09,283
NO, NO.
1383
00:51:09,327 --> 00:51:12,112
IT'S CALLED A VAGINA.
1384
00:51:12,156 --> 00:51:14,114
IT'S A LOVELY WORD.
1385
00:51:14,158 --> 00:51:15,550
VAGINA.
1386
00:51:15,594 --> 00:51:17,204
VAGINA.
1387
00:51:17,248 --> 00:51:19,380
- [STUDENTS GROANING]
- IT'S LOVELY.
1388
00:51:19,424 --> 00:51:21,730
- HOW MANY JOBS DO YOU
KNOW THAT YOU GET PAID TO
1389
00:51:21,774 --> 00:51:25,865
MAKE TEENAGERS
FEEL NAUSEOUS?
1390
00:51:29,173 --> 00:51:31,044
- KIAN, HOMEWORK.
1391
00:51:31,088 --> 00:51:32,306
- OH, I-I COULDN'T
DO IT MR. CARTER.
1392
00:51:32,350 --> 00:51:35,309
IT WAS RAINING.
1393
00:51:35,353 --> 00:51:38,965
- WHAT DOES
THAT EVEN MEAN?
1394
00:51:39,008 --> 00:51:41,054
- OK GUYS, WE HAVE OUR
TEST ON WEDNESDAY, SO THAT
1395
00:51:41,098 --> 00:51:43,970
MEANS I NEED ALL YOUR
JOURNAL WORK- CAN I HAVE
1396
00:51:44,013 --> 00:51:44,971
SOME QUIET PLEASE?
1397
00:51:45,014 --> 00:51:46,799
[STUDENTS CHATTING]
1398
00:51:46,842 --> 00:51:48,975
EVERYBODY GET QUIET.
1399
00:51:49,018 --> 00:51:54,023
QUIET PLEASE.
1400
00:51:54,067 --> 00:51:55,634
MARCUS IF YOU DON'T SHUT
UP I'M GONNA THROW YOU OUT
1401
00:51:55,677 --> 00:51:58,202
THAT WINDOW.
1402
00:51:58,245 --> 00:52:00,334
- WHATEVER, IT'S
ONLY TWO STORIES.
1403
00:52:00,378 --> 00:52:03,337
- [STUDENTS LAUGHING]
1404
00:52:03,381 --> 00:52:08,212
- YOU GUYS ARE KILLING ME.
YOU'RE KILLING ME.
1405
00:52:08,255 --> 00:52:10,953
- HA, WHEN HIS FACE
TURNS SO RED LIKE THAT,
1406
00:52:10,997 --> 00:52:12,085
[LAUGHING],
1407
00:52:12,129 --> 00:52:15,393
HE JUST CRACKS ME UP.
1408
00:52:15,436 --> 00:52:16,655
- ON THURSDAY'S, I
HAVE LUNCH DUTY IN THE
1409
00:52:16,698 --> 00:52:18,091
COURTYARD.
1410
00:52:18,135 --> 00:52:19,788
UH, KIDS LIKE TO TELL ME
WHAT'S GOING ON IN THEIR
1411
00:52:19,832 --> 00:52:21,181
LIVES.
1412
00:52:21,225 --> 00:52:23,314
REALLY WISH THEY'D
STOP DOING THAT.
1413
00:52:23,357 --> 00:52:25,185
- I CHEATED ON MY
CHEMISTRY TEST.
1414
00:52:25,229 --> 00:52:26,882
HE DIDN'T EVEN SEE!
1415
00:52:26,926 --> 00:52:28,884
- JENNA AND ALL HER SKANKY
FRIENDS STILL TALK CRAP
1416
00:52:28,928 --> 00:52:29,755
ABOUT ME.
1417
00:52:29,798 --> 00:52:31,278
I JUST THINK IT'S FUNNY.
1418
00:52:31,322 --> 00:52:33,411
- CAN'T GET THIS
ITCH ON MY LEFT NUT.
1419
00:52:33,454 --> 00:52:34,890
- AH, THANKS FOR THE
UPDATE, NOVACK, I
1420
00:52:34,934 --> 00:52:39,982
APPRECIATE THAT.
1421
00:52:40,026 --> 00:52:42,115
AUDREY, DO YA
NEED SOMETHING?
1422
00:52:42,159 --> 00:52:44,726
- I'M HIS GIRLFRIEND.
1423
00:52:44,770 --> 00:52:46,728
- YOU'RE HIS GIRLFRIEND?
1424
00:52:46,772 --> 00:52:48,730
HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?
1425
00:52:48,774 --> 00:52:52,125
[UPBEAT GUITAR MUSIC]
♪
1426
00:52:52,169 --> 00:52:58,349
♪
1427
00:52:58,392 --> 00:53:00,307
- WOW, YOUR STUDENTS
ARE SO INTO YOUR CLASS!
1428
00:53:00,351 --> 00:53:03,180
- WELL, DON'T
SOUND SO SURPRISED.
1429
00:53:03,223 --> 00:53:06,226
- NO, NO. IT'S JUST, IT'S NOT,
IT'S JUST I'VE SEEN THE SCHOOLS
1430
00:53:06,270 --> 00:53:07,532
TEST SCORES.
1431
00:53:07,575 --> 00:53:09,751
AND THE HISTORY
DEPARTMENT'S ARE THE LOWEST.
1432
00:53:09,795 --> 00:53:12,145
- BY QUITE A BIT,
UNFORTUNATELY.
1433
00:53:12,189 --> 00:53:14,800
- WHY DO YOU
THINK THAT IS?
1434
00:53:14,843 --> 00:53:17,890
- OUR DEPARTMENT
LACKS,
1435
00:53:17,933 --> 00:53:20,327
DEPTH.
1436
00:53:20,371 --> 00:53:22,329
- SO YOU CAN SEE HERE VERY
CLEARLY WHERE THE COUNTRY
1437
00:53:22,373 --> 00:53:24,418
WAS DIVIDED DURING
THE CIVIL WAR.
1438
00:53:24,462 --> 00:53:27,900
UH, FUN FACT, KENTUCKY WAS
SORT OF THE SWITZERLAND OF
1439
00:53:27,943 --> 00:53:31,208
UH THE CIVIL WAR, BECAUSE
THEY WERE NEUTRAL.
1440
00:53:31,251 --> 00:53:33,558
UH, ANOTHER FUN FACT, UH,
NORTH CAROLINA IS WHERE MY
1441
00:53:33,601 --> 00:53:37,344
PARENTS LIVE, SO, AND UM,
THE MASON DIXON LINE IS
1442
00:53:37,388 --> 00:53:41,174
WHAT ACTUALLY DIVIDED THE
NORTH AND THE SO- GUYS,
1443
00:53:41,218 --> 00:53:42,436
CAN YOU JUST PLEASE
LISTEN TO ME?
1444
00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:45,265
I'M REALLY, LOOK NO-
NO ONE CARES ABOUT THIS
1445
00:53:45,309 --> 00:53:46,788
STUFF, ALRIGHT?
1446
00:53:46,832 --> 00:53:48,268
I'M NOT GONNA PRETEND THAT
THEY DO, YOU'LL NEVER NEED
1447
00:53:48,312 --> 00:53:49,661
TO KNOW THIS AGAIN.
1448
00:53:49,704 --> 00:53:52,272
BUT FOR TODAY, I NEED YOU
TO KNOW THIS, ALRIGHT?
1449
00:53:52,316 --> 00:53:54,927
I JUST, CAN YOU JUST TAKE
ONE STANDARDIZED TEST THAT
1450
00:53:54,970 --> 00:53:56,145
SAYS YOU'VE LEARNED
ANYTHING THAT I'VE TAUGHT
1451
00:53:56,189 --> 00:53:57,451
YOU?
1452
00:53:57,495 --> 00:53:59,932
JUST EVEN LIKE A TWENTY
FIVE PERCENT WOULD BE
1453
00:53:59,975 --> 00:54:02,456
ENOUGH FOR ME TO KEEP MY
JOB AND MY CRAPPY LITTLE
1454
00:54:02,500 --> 00:54:05,503
APARTMENT AND I CAN DRIVE
MY USED HONDA CIVIC BACK
1455
00:54:05,546 --> 00:54:07,592
TO THE HOUSE THAT I
CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP IN.
1456
00:54:07,635 --> 00:54:09,071
YOU KNOW WHAT, FINE, I
WILL GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S
1457
00:54:09,115 --> 00:54:10,421
OFFICE.
1458
00:54:10,464 --> 00:54:15,382
I WILL- DOES THAT NOT
MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU?
1459
00:54:15,426 --> 00:54:17,906
- WHAT DO I SAY
TO THIS KID?
1460
00:54:17,950 --> 00:54:19,604
WHAT DO I SAY
TO HER MOTHER?
1461
00:54:19,647 --> 00:54:24,086
- TRY TO PIN THEM DOWN
ON SOMETHING FACTUAL.
1462
00:54:24,130 --> 00:54:26,001
THE ONLY WAY THIS IS ALL
GONNA TURN OUT WELL IS IF
1463
00:54:26,045 --> 00:54:27,438
YOU GET THE FACTS OUT.
1464
00:54:27,481 --> 00:54:29,527
- [SIGHS]
1465
00:54:29,570 --> 00:54:32,269
- AND CHOOSE YOUR
WORDS CAREFULLY.
1466
00:54:32,312 --> 00:54:34,183
AS SOON AS YOU MAKE A
JUDGEMENT ON THE GIRL OR
1467
00:54:34,227 --> 00:54:36,447
HER MOTHER, YOU'RE GONNA
BE IN A WAR YOU CAN NEVER
1468
00:54:36,490 --> 00:54:37,926
WIN.
1469
00:54:37,970 --> 00:54:39,493
- BUT, I'M NOT JUST GONNA
SIT THERE AND LET BRIAN
1470
00:54:39,537 --> 00:54:41,974
GET BURIED FOR SOMETHING-
- I'M NOT TELLING YOU TO.
1471
00:54:42,017 --> 00:54:44,411
JUST REMEMBER THAT THE
PARENT SEES THEIR CHILD AS
1472
00:54:44,455 --> 00:54:46,108
AN EXTENSION
OF THEMSELVES.
1473
00:54:46,152 --> 00:54:47,806
THERE'S NOTHING MORE
PERSONAL TO THEM.
1474
00:54:47,849 --> 00:54:50,635
- RIGHT, RIGHT.
1475
00:54:50,678 --> 00:54:53,986
- OH, BRIAN CAMPBELL, THAT
GUY'S GOING DOWN HARD.
1476
00:54:54,029 --> 00:54:55,335
IT'S GONNA BE UGLY.
1477
00:54:55,379 --> 00:54:57,990
SO GLAD I DON'T HAVE
TO GO TO THAT MEETING.
1478
00:54:58,033 --> 00:55:00,340
I HAVE A COLONOSCOPY THIS
AFTERNOON, NOT REALLY
1479
00:55:00,384 --> 00:55:02,342
LOOKIN' FORWARD
TO THAT EITHER.
1480
00:55:02,386 --> 00:55:04,344
I JUST, IT GOES TO SHOW
YOU HOW MUCH I DO NOT WANT
1481
00:55:04,388 --> 00:55:07,347
TO GO TO THIS MEETING.
1482
00:55:07,391 --> 00:55:08,914
- AS HE-
- HE DIDN'T DO IT-
1483
00:55:08,957 --> 00:55:10,350
- HE'S A PREDATOR!
- HE IS NOT A PREDATOR.
1484
00:55:10,394 --> 00:55:11,525
- YOU EVER BEEN TO
THE TEACHERS' LOUNGE?
1485
00:55:11,569 --> 00:55:12,918
- YEAH.
1486
00:55:12,961 --> 00:55:14,006
- I HAD TO- AND YOU REACH
FOR THE FRENCH VANILLA,
1487
00:55:14,049 --> 00:55:15,399
UH, COFFEE CREAMER?
1488
00:55:15,442 --> 00:55:17,444
- ONE TIME, HE TOOK IT
FROM YOU AS YOU GUYS WERE
1489
00:55:17,488 --> 00:55:18,924
BOTH REACHING AT THE SAME
TIME-
1490
00:55:18,967 --> 00:55:21,100
- AND, AND, AND USED IT UP.
- THAT'S NOT PREDATORY.
1491
00:55:21,143 --> 00:55:22,667
- AND USED IT UP.
- THAT IS NOT PREDATORY.
1492
00:55:22,710 --> 00:55:24,886
- I TH-I WAS FEARING FOR
MY SEXUAL WELL-BEING.
1493
00:55:24,930 --> 00:55:26,497
- OH, COME ON.
1494
00:55:26,540 --> 00:55:29,413
- I'M PRAYING FOR HIM.
1495
00:55:29,456 --> 00:55:32,241
LAST NIGHT I
PRAYED FOR HIM.
1496
00:55:32,285 --> 00:55:34,983
- JACKIE.
1497
00:55:35,027 --> 00:55:36,594
SHE'S BEING AS
SUPPORTIVE AS SHE CAN BE.
1498
00:55:36,637 --> 00:55:38,030
- YEAH.
- 'CAUSE I DIDN'T DO IT.
1499
00:55:38,073 --> 00:55:40,989
- YEAH, OF COURSE.
1500
00:55:41,033 --> 00:55:45,559
- STILL KILLING
HER ON THE INSIDE.
1501
00:55:45,603 --> 00:55:47,387
AND WHEN THEY FIRE ME-
- COME ON MAN, YOU DON'T
1502
00:55:47,431 --> 00:55:50,216
KNOW THAT.
- RON HAS TO FIRE ME.
1503
00:55:50,259 --> 00:55:52,087
I-IT'S WHAT I WOULD DO.
1504
00:55:52,131 --> 00:55:56,178
- JUST, TRY AND KEEP IT
TOGETHER, PLEASE, ALRIGHT?
1505
00:55:56,222 --> 00:55:58,311
- MY CAREER.
1506
00:55:58,355 --> 00:56:00,313
IT'S OVER.
- HEY!
1507
00:56:00,357 --> 00:56:01,706
- WHAT AM I GONNA
DO FOR A JOB?
1508
00:56:01,749 --> 00:56:04,099
- WILL YOU STOP WHINING
ABOUT THE FUTURE AND FOCUS
1509
00:56:04,143 --> 00:56:07,320
ON RIGHT NOW, OK?
1510
00:56:07,364 --> 00:56:10,236
PROTECT YOUR FAMILY,
PROTECT YOURSELF.
1511
00:56:10,279 --> 00:56:13,282
IT'S NOT DONE.
1512
00:56:13,326 --> 00:56:17,939
- AH.
1513
00:56:17,983 --> 00:56:25,251
[SIGHS]
1514
00:56:25,294 --> 00:56:31,213
I'M JUST GONNA, UH, CAN I-
- YEAH, GO, GO, WE GOT
1515
00:56:31,257 --> 00:56:37,263
TIME.
1516
00:56:37,306 --> 00:56:40,440
- I'M JUST GONNA, [SIGHS]
1517
00:56:40,484 --> 00:56:46,620
- GO, GO.
1518
00:56:46,664 --> 00:56:49,406
- I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
1519
00:56:56,630 --> 00:56:59,459
- SHIT.
1520
00:57:08,729 --> 00:57:12,559
- I WAS DOING A
PROBLEM ON THE BOARD
1521
00:57:12,603 --> 00:57:16,650
AND HE CAME UP BEHIND ME,
AND, HE STARTED MASSAGING
1522
00:57:16,694 --> 00:57:20,175
MY SHOULDERS AND THEN HE
SLID HIS HANDS DOWN THE
1523
00:57:20,219 --> 00:57:22,482
FRONT OF ME AND STARTED
RUBBING MY BREASTS.
1524
00:57:22,526 --> 00:57:24,136
- IT'S OK, FAITH, YOU
DON'T HAVE TO GO INTO DETAILS.
1525
00:57:24,179 --> 00:57:25,572
- SHE WILL HAVE TO DISCUSS
THEM WITH THE POLICE,
1526
00:57:25,616 --> 00:57:26,791
HOWEVER.
1527
00:57:26,834 --> 00:57:28,053
- WELL, IT WAS MY
UNDERSTANDING, FROM OUR
1528
00:57:28,096 --> 00:57:29,315
PHONE CONVERSATIONS,
MRS. GREGORY, THAT YOU
1529
00:57:29,358 --> 00:57:30,490
WANTED TO KEEP THE
POLICE OUT OF THIS.
1530
00:57:30,534 --> 00:57:31,578
- I SWEAR, I
DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
1531
00:57:31,622 --> 00:57:32,884
- YES, YOU DID.
1532
00:57:32,927 --> 00:57:35,669
- FOR GOD'S SAKE, FAITH, PLEASE-
- YOU GET-MR.
1533
00:57:35,713 --> 00:57:36,409
CAMPBELL PLEASE
CONTROL YOURSELF.
1534
00:57:36,453 --> 00:57:37,715
- YOU'RE DISGUSTING.
1535
00:57:37,758 --> 00:57:39,107
- PLEASE, I'M BEG-
- IF HE SAYS ONE MORE WORD
1536
00:57:39,151 --> 00:57:40,500
TO HER, WE'RE LEAVING.
1537
00:57:40,544 --> 00:57:42,633
- SO IT'S BRIAN, MITCH,
THE GIRL AND HER MOTHER.
1538
00:57:42,676 --> 00:57:44,330
NO LAWYERS?
1539
00:57:44,373 --> 00:57:46,724
- APPARENTLY, RON IS
WORKING AS HARD AS HE CAN
1540
00:57:46,767 --> 00:57:48,203
TO KEEP THE WHOLE
THING OFF THE RECORD.
1541
00:57:48,247 --> 00:57:51,642
- WHY AM I NOT
SURPRISED BY THAT?
1542
00:57:51,685 --> 00:57:53,513
- I DON'T KNOW, BUT IF I
WAS GOING IN TO A MEETING
1543
00:57:53,557 --> 00:57:55,472
LIKE THAT, I WOULDN'T WANT
MITCH REPRESENTING ME.
1544
00:57:55,515 --> 00:57:56,516
- REALLY?
1545
00:57:56,560 --> 00:57:57,952
WHO ELSE WOULD YOU PICK?
1546
00:57:57,996 --> 00:57:59,650
- I DON'T KNOW, BUT-
- I DON'T KNOW, MITCH WOULD BE
1547
00:57:59,693 --> 00:58:00,868
MY FIRST CHOICE.
1548
00:58:00,912 --> 00:58:02,217
HE'S A REALLY GOOD
MAN TO HAVE YOUR BACK.
1549
00:58:02,261 --> 00:58:03,262
- YEAH.
- THAT'S THE PROBLEM.
1550
00:58:03,305 --> 00:58:04,350
HE'S TOO GOOD. HE'S TOO NICE.
1551
00:58:04,393 --> 00:58:06,439
- WRONG.
- O-OK.
1552
00:58:06,483 --> 00:58:08,702
- MITCH IS GOOD.
HE'S NOT NICE.
1553
00:58:08,746 --> 00:58:10,356
- WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?
1554
00:58:10,399 --> 00:58:12,184
- HE'S A GOOD MAN, BUT
YOU GET ON HIS BAD SIDE,
1555
00:58:12,227 --> 00:58:14,665
TEACHER, STUDENT,
ANYBODY, GOOD LUCK.
1556
00:58:14,708 --> 00:58:16,580
- FAITH LET'S JUST-
- I DID NOTHING WRONG. NOTHING.
1557
00:58:16,623 --> 00:58:17,972
- YOU'RE GOING TO
JAIL YOU BASTARD!
1558
00:58:18,016 --> 00:58:19,670
- OK, ALRIGHT, LET ME
JUST INTERJECT HERE FOR A
1559
00:58:19,713 --> 00:58:21,062
SECOND, OK?
1560
00:58:21,106 --> 00:58:23,848
UM, FAITH I UNDERSTAND
THAT YOU'RE UPSET AND, UH,
1561
00:58:23,891 --> 00:58:25,850
NONE OF US ARE SUGGESTIN-
- YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST
1562
00:58:25,893 --> 00:58:27,329
GRAB ANY GIRL YOU WANT,
BECAUSE YOU'RE THE BIG
1563
00:58:27,373 --> 00:58:28,287
BOSS?
1564
00:58:28,330 --> 00:58:29,462
- I DID NOTHING
WRONG - NOTHING.
1565
00:58:29,506 --> 00:58:31,159
- YOU CALL GRABBING
MY BOOBS NOTHING?
1566
00:58:31,203 --> 00:58:33,031
- NO, NO THAT
IS AWFUL, FAITH.
1567
00:58:33,074 --> 00:58:34,380
- HOLD ON.
- HE SHOULDN'T WORK HERE.
1568
00:58:34,423 --> 00:58:35,860
- AND HE DOESN'T ANYMORE.
- HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
1569
00:58:35,903 --> 00:58:40,473
- FAITH, RIGHT NOW YOU
JUST WENT LIKE THIS WHEN
1570
00:58:40,517 --> 00:58:42,170
YOU TALKED ABOUT WHAT
MR. CAMPBELL DID TO YOU.
1571
00:58:42,214 --> 00:58:46,305
BUT EARLIER, YOU SAID
THAT HE WAS BEHIND YOU.
1572
00:58:46,348 --> 00:58:49,569
- OH RIGHT, THAT'S,
THAT'S WHAT I MEANT.
1573
00:58:49,613 --> 00:58:51,528
- WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE
WHERE THEY WERE STANDING?
1574
00:58:51,571 --> 00:58:53,138
- I DON'T THINK WE HAVE
TO REHASH ALL THE DETAILS
1575
00:58:53,181 --> 00:58:55,401
HERE-
- JUST A SECOND, RON.
1576
00:58:55,444 --> 00:58:56,576
- FAITH, I UNDERSTAND
THAT YOU DON'T LIKE
1577
00:58:56,620 --> 00:58:58,404
MR. CAMPBELL'S CLASS.
1578
00:58:58,447 --> 00:59:00,275
AN-AND CLEARLY YOU DON'T
LIKE MR. CAMPBELL-
1579
00:59:00,319 --> 00:59:02,060
- I HATE HIM.
- AND THAT'S OK.
1580
00:59:02,103 --> 00:59:03,191
- THAT'S ENOUGH,
MR. CARTER.
1581
00:59:03,235 --> 00:59:04,541
- YOU'RE ABOUT TO
RUIN A MAN'S LIFE.
1582
00:59:04,584 --> 00:59:06,586
AND HIS CAREER.
1583
00:59:06,630 --> 00:59:08,545
MAYBE SEND HIM TO JAIL.
1584
00:59:08,588 --> 00:59:11,635
SO WHAT WE NEED FROM YOU
RIGHT NOW IS TO TELL THE
1585
00:59:11,678 --> 00:59:12,549
TRUTH.
1586
00:59:12,592 --> 00:59:13,637
- HOW DARE YOU!
1587
00:59:13,680 --> 00:59:14,812
MY DAUGHTER IS
NOT ON TRIAL.
1588
00:59:14,855 --> 00:59:18,642
- DID MR. CAMPBELL
TOUCH YOU?
1589
00:59:18,685 --> 00:59:24,125
- HE WAS LOOKING AT
ME LIKE HE WANTED TO.
1590
00:59:24,169 --> 00:59:30,131
- HUT HE DIDN'T, DID HE?
1591
00:59:30,175 --> 00:59:31,263
- NO.
1592
00:59:31,306 --> 00:59:32,612
- FAITH!
1593
00:59:32,656 --> 00:59:34,266
- THANK GOD.
1594
00:59:34,309 --> 00:59:36,485
- YOU SHOULDN'T'VE
FAILED ME, YOU ASSHOLE!
1595
00:59:36,529 --> 00:59:38,270
- WHAT IS GOING ON, HERE?
1596
00:59:38,313 --> 00:59:39,837
- I ASSURE YOU THAT WE'LL
DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO
1597
00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:43,101
RESOLVE THIS ISSUE.
1598
00:59:43,144 --> 00:59:44,581
- THAT WAS PRETTY ROUGH.
1599
00:59:44,624 --> 00:59:48,933
HOW'RE YA FEELIN'?
1600
00:59:48,976 --> 00:59:51,109
- LIKE I'VE BEEN DOING
THIS JOB FOR A HUNDRED
1601
00:59:51,152 --> 00:59:54,373
YEARS,
1602
00:59:54,416 --> 00:59:58,769
WITH A
HUNDRED MORE TO GO.
1603
00:59:58,812 --> 01:00:01,641
- JOHN, HEY IT'S MITCH.
1604
01:00:01,685 --> 01:00:03,687
HI, HOW'RE YA DOIN'?
1605
01:00:03,730 --> 01:00:06,515
YEAH, UM,
1606
01:00:06,559 --> 01:00:09,606
I'LL TAKE IT. I'LL DO IT.
1607
01:00:09,649 --> 01:00:10,998
YEAH.
1608
01:00:11,042 --> 01:00:12,391
LISTEN, LET ME TALK TO YOU
ABOUT THE DETAILS LATER,
1609
01:00:12,434 --> 01:00:16,438
OK, I JUST,
I-UH-OK, GREAT.
1610
01:00:16,482 --> 01:00:18,266
GREAT. THANK YOU.
1611
01:00:18,310 --> 01:00:20,268
BYE.
1612
01:00:30,627 --> 01:00:32,280
[SIGH]
1613
01:00:35,544 --> 01:00:38,417
- DADDY!
- HEY, HI.
1614
01:00:38,460 --> 01:00:41,638
HELLO.
- SO WHAT HAPPENED?
1615
01:00:41,681 --> 01:00:43,596
- YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO BELIEVE IT.
1616
01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:45,250
SHE MADE IT UP.
1617
01:00:45,293 --> 01:00:47,208
- WHAT? HOW DO YOU KNOW?
1618
01:00:47,252 --> 01:00:49,167
- SHE ADMITTED IT.
1619
01:00:49,210 --> 01:00:50,690
- OH MY GOD.
1620
01:00:50,734 --> 01:00:52,126
- I KNOW, RIGHT.
- OH MY GOD.
1621
01:00:52,170 --> 01:00:54,825
- YAY, FAMILY HUG!
1622
01:00:54,868 --> 01:00:59,481
- OH.
1623
01:00:59,525 --> 01:01:00,874
- IT'S OVER.
1624
01:01:00,918 --> 01:01:02,746
- HOW DID IT HAPPEN?
1625
01:01:02,789 --> 01:01:04,486
- I SQUEEZED
IT OUT OF HER.
1626
01:01:04,530 --> 01:01:06,097
- YOU SQUEEZED IT OUT OF
HER, WHAT ARE YOU ON, "LAW
1627
01:01:06,140 --> 01:01:07,925
AND ORDER" OR SOMETHING?
- I COULD BE.
1628
01:01:07,968 --> 01:01:09,491
- [LAUGHING]
I'M GONNA GO CALL JACKIE.
1629
01:01:09,535 --> 01:01:13,539
- UM, HANG ON, HANG ON.
I UM,
1630
01:01:13,582 --> 01:01:16,281
I UM,
1631
01:01:16,324 --> 01:01:19,240
I TOOK THE JOB.
1632
01:01:19,284 --> 01:01:22,548
- YOU DID?
- YEAH.
1633
01:01:22,591 --> 01:01:26,334
- WOW, IT'S GOOD.
1634
01:01:26,378 --> 01:01:29,207
IT'S GOOD, IT'S
GONNA BE GOOD.
1635
01:01:29,250 --> 01:01:30,251
- I KNOW.
1636
01:01:30,295 --> 01:01:31,383
- IT'LL BE ALRIGHT.
1637
01:01:31,426 --> 01:01:34,603
- YEAH.
1638
01:01:42,699 --> 01:01:45,440
- I'M MAKIN' MY
PEACE WITH IT.
1639
01:01:45,484 --> 01:01:47,529
THE MONEY IS UNBELIEVABLE.
1640
01:01:47,573 --> 01:01:49,401
AND UH, WHEN THE BABY
COMES, KATE'LL BE ABLE TO
1641
01:01:49,444 --> 01:01:52,534
TAKE AS MUCH TIME OFF
WORK AS SHE NEEDS.
1642
01:01:52,578 --> 01:01:58,497
MAYBE SHE WON'T
HAVE TO WORK AT ALL.
1643
01:01:58,540 --> 01:02:02,544
IT WAS THE RIGHT DECISION.
1644
01:02:13,338 --> 01:02:14,426
- JUST COFFEE
FOR BREAKFAST?
1645
01:02:14,469 --> 01:02:15,906
- YEAH, I GOTTA GET
TO SCHOOL EARLY.
1646
01:02:15,949 --> 01:02:17,559
- WELL LET ME AT LEAST
FINISH MAKIN' YOUR LUNCH
1647
01:02:17,603 --> 01:02:21,433
HERE.
- NO TIME, GOTTA GO.
1648
01:02:21,476 --> 01:02:23,087
- WHAT'S THE RUSH?
1649
01:02:23,130 --> 01:02:24,958
- WELL, I HAVE TO FINISH
GRADING ALL MY PAPERS THIS
1650
01:02:25,002 --> 01:02:26,655
MORNING SO THAT I CAN HAVE
A MEETING WITH RON THIS
1651
01:02:26,699 --> 01:02:27,874
AFTERNOON.
1652
01:02:27,918 --> 01:02:30,355
- OH, YOU'RE
GONNA TELL HIM.
1653
01:02:30,398 --> 01:02:31,835
HOW'S HE GONNA TAKE IT?
1654
01:02:31,878 --> 01:02:33,750
- THE WAY I'M
GONNA TELL HIM?
1655
01:02:33,793 --> 01:02:35,795
NOT WELL.
1656
01:02:35,839 --> 01:02:39,756
- OH MY GOD, I SHOULD SELL
TICKETS TO THIS MEETING.
1657
01:02:39,799 --> 01:02:42,323
- DADDY, DADDY?
[CRYING]
1658
01:02:42,367 --> 01:02:44,456
- SWEETHEART,
WHAT'S WRONG?
1659
01:02:44,499 --> 01:02:47,111
- I THOUGHT YOU LEFT
WITHOUT SAYING GOODBYE.
1660
01:02:47,154 --> 01:02:50,810
- OH, WELL, YOU WERE
SLEEPING HONEY, I DIDN'T
1661
01:02:50,854 --> 01:02:52,072
WANT TO WAKE YOU UP.
1662
01:02:52,116 --> 01:02:54,727
- YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO
SAY GOODBYE DADDY.
1663
01:02:54,771 --> 01:02:57,382
AND GIVE ME MY MILK
AND WATCH CARTOONS.
1664
01:02:57,425 --> 01:02:59,688
- OK, OK, OK, OK,
OK, I'M SORRY.
1665
01:02:59,732 --> 01:03:01,734
I'M SORRY, SWEETHEART.
1666
01:03:01,778 --> 01:03:04,519
I'LL DO IT TOMORROW, OK?
I PROMISE.
1667
01:03:04,563 --> 01:03:08,393
- OK.
1668
01:03:08,436 --> 01:03:13,528
[RELAXING GUITAR MUSIC]
♪
1669
01:03:13,572 --> 01:03:18,011
♪
1670
01:03:18,055 --> 01:03:21,798
♪
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
1671
01:03:21,841 --> 01:03:24,452
- OH YEAH, WHAT, AND WHAT?
YOU KNOW?
1672
01:03:24,496 --> 01:03:26,715
OK, AND HOW 'BOUT THE
HEADPHONES FOR GOOD
1673
01:03:26,759 --> 01:03:29,980
MEASURE, OK?
1674
01:03:30,023 --> 01:03:31,851
YOUR LUCKY DAY, I'M
GIVIN' YOU A BREAK.
1675
01:03:31,895 --> 01:03:36,421
BUT YOU GOT TWO. OK? THANKS.
1676
01:03:36,464 --> 01:03:38,336
FOR THE SMART-ASS LOOK
YOU JUST GAVE ME.
1677
01:03:38,379 --> 01:03:41,730
YEAH. ENJOY IT.
OK?
1678
01:03:41,774 --> 01:03:44,124
I DON-I DON'T NEED IT.
1679
01:03:44,168 --> 01:03:47,519
- LISTEN, THE WHOLE BRIAN
CAMPBELL SITUATION IS,
1680
01:03:47,562 --> 01:03:48,694
UNFORTUNATE.
1681
01:03:48,737 --> 01:03:51,523
BUT UH, I HAVE NOTHING
TO SAY ABOUT IT.
1682
01:03:51,566 --> 01:03:53,438
- WELL YOU JUST SAID
IT WAS UNFORTUNATE.
1683
01:03:53,481 --> 01:03:55,005
- THEN I HAVE NOTHING
ELSE TO SAY ABOUT IT, OK
1684
01:03:55,048 --> 01:03:56,571
MR. GRAMMAR?
1685
01:03:56,615 --> 01:03:58,965
- WE WERE HOPING TO TALK
TO PRINCIPAL DOUCHE ABOUT IT.
1686
01:03:59,009 --> 01:04:02,447
- YEAH, THAT'S
NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
1687
01:04:02,490 --> 01:04:03,796
- IT'S A BRAND NEW DAY.
1688
01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:05,450
THEY OFFERED
ME MY JOB BACK.
1689
01:04:05,493 --> 01:04:06,973
I DID NOT TAKE IT.
1690
01:04:07,017 --> 01:04:08,888
I'VE BEEN OFFERED JOBS
AT OTHER SCHOOLS OVER THE
1691
01:04:08,932 --> 01:04:11,586
YEARS AND I STAYED THERE
BECAUSE I THOUGHT THINGS
1692
01:04:11,630 --> 01:04:14,676
WERE GONNA CHANGE.
I THOUGHT DOUCHE-
1693
01:04:14,720 --> 01:04:15,721
LOOK,
THE DOUCHE, WILL BE THE
1694
01:04:15,764 --> 01:04:17,201
DOUCHE FOR THE
REST OF HIS LIFE.
1695
01:04:17,244 --> 01:04:18,985
HE'S GONNA HAVE TO WAKE
UP, LOOK IN THE MIRROR,
1696
01:04:19,029 --> 01:04:21,031
AND SEE HIMSELF AND THAT'S
ENOUGH PUNISHMENT FOR ME.
1697
01:04:21,074 --> 01:04:23,685
- I KINDA HOPE HE
WAKES UP WITH VD.
1698
01:04:23,729 --> 01:04:25,600
- [LAUGHING]
1699
01:04:25,644 --> 01:04:27,080
- AH, THAT'S A
LITTLE BAD KARMA.
1700
01:04:27,124 --> 01:04:30,910
- NOT-JUST THE KIND
THAT HURTS WHEN HE PEES.
1701
01:04:30,954 --> 01:04:32,042
- BURNING.
1702
01:04:32,085 --> 01:04:34,783
- [LAUGHING]
1703
01:04:34,827 --> 01:04:36,220
- WHO IS THE THIRD
PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES?
1704
01:04:36,263 --> 01:04:39,179
ANSWER - MR. DONOVAN'S A HOMO.
1705
01:04:39,223 --> 01:04:40,920
IT'S NOT TRUE, IT'S
MEAN, IT'S POLITICALLY
1706
01:04:40,964 --> 01:04:43,575
INCORRECT, AND I JUST,
THESE KIDS, I DON'T KNOW
1707
01:04:43,618 --> 01:04:45,533
WHAT TO DO WITH THEM, I
MEAN, I COME IN EVERY DAY
1708
01:04:45,577 --> 01:04:47,231
AND I DO MY BEST AND THEY
JUST YELL AND THEY DON'T
1709
01:04:47,274 --> 01:04:49,146
LISTEN AND I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO CONTROL THEM.
1710
01:04:49,189 --> 01:04:50,930
- NO, THAT'S YOUR
FIRST MISTAKE.
1711
01:04:50,974 --> 01:04:52,584
YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE
ABLE TO CONTROL THEM.
1712
01:04:52,627 --> 01:04:54,368
THEY'RE VERY ENERGETIC,
THEY'RE GONNA BE ALL OVER
1713
01:04:54,412 --> 01:04:55,717
THE PLACE.
1714
01:04:55,761 --> 01:04:57,197
WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO IS
LEARN TO CONSERVE THAT
1715
01:04:57,241 --> 01:04:59,025
ENERGY AND TRY AND
REDIRECT THEM IN THE
1716
01:04:59,069 --> 01:05:00,984
DIRECTION YOU WANT
THEM TO GO IN.
1717
01:05:01,027 --> 01:05:02,594
- WHAT ARE YOU
GUYS TALKIN' ABOUT?
1718
01:05:02,637 --> 01:05:03,987
- IAN'S JUST HAVING A
LITTLE TROUBLE IN HIS
1719
01:05:04,030 --> 01:05:05,640
HISTORY CLASS.
1720
01:05:05,684 --> 01:05:07,077
- A LOT OF TROUBLE.
- HISTORY?
1721
01:05:07,120 --> 01:05:08,774
- MHMM.
- WHO CARES ABOUT THAT?
1722
01:05:08,817 --> 01:05:14,606
I'M IN THE ROBOT BUSINESS,
AND BUSINESS IS BOOMIN'.
1723
01:05:14,649 --> 01:05:17,565
WHAT'S THE WIDTH
OF A CHILD'S NECK?
1724
01:05:17,609 --> 01:05:21,004
[CLAMPING]
1725
01:05:21,047 --> 01:05:22,919
- ACTUALLY, BUSINESS
IS NOT BOOMING.
1726
01:05:22,962 --> 01:05:24,442
SEASON'S OFF TO A TERRIBLE
START AND I-I'M NOT
1727
01:05:24,485 --> 01:05:25,747
HANDLING IT WELL.
1728
01:05:25,791 --> 01:05:26,879
YOU CALL THIS
EFFICIENT TORQUE?
1729
01:05:26,923 --> 01:05:28,620
- YEAH.
- IS THAT A JOKE?
1730
01:05:28,663 --> 01:05:29,926
I HAVE A JOKE FOR YOU.
KNOCK KNOCK.
1731
01:05:29,969 --> 01:05:32,189
- WHO'S THERE?
- SECOND PLACE!
1732
01:05:32,232 --> 01:05:33,712
ARE YOU INSANE?
[GLASS BREAKING]
1733
01:05:33,755 --> 01:05:35,148
[STUDENTS SCREAMING]
- TERRIBLE. START OVER.
1734
01:05:35,192 --> 01:05:36,367
- WHAT DO YOU HAVE?
1735
01:05:36,410 --> 01:05:37,542
- IT'S HYPERBOLIC-
- GET UNDER THE TABLE.
1736
01:05:37,585 --> 01:05:38,456
GET UNDER THE TABLE.
1737
01:05:38,499 --> 01:05:40,023
SLIDE OVER, SLIDE OVER.
1738
01:05:40,066 --> 01:05:44,027
WHAT DO YOU HAVE HERE -
WHAT IS-
1739
01:05:44,070 --> 01:05:46,246
ACTUALLY THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
1740
01:05:46,290 --> 01:05:47,595
ALRIGHT. YOU KEEP UP THE GOOD
WORK.
1741
01:05:47,639 --> 01:05:49,641
OH DON'T BE
SUCH A CRY BABY.
1742
01:05:49,684 --> 01:05:52,992
- [STUDENTS CRYING]
1743
01:05:53,036 --> 01:05:54,167
- YEAH, MITCH WON
TEACHER OF THE YEAR.
1744
01:05:54,211 --> 01:05:55,777
I'VE ACCEPTED THAT.
1745
01:05:55,821 --> 01:05:57,170
BUT I WILL TELL YOU, IT'S
NOT JUST ABOUT TEACHING.
1746
01:05:57,214 --> 01:05:59,042
HUH?
1747
01:05:59,085 --> 01:06:00,260
HE HAS A VEST
ON ALL THE TIME.
1748
01:06:00,304 --> 01:06:02,219
WHO-WHO'S THE
TEACHER IN THE VEST?
1749
01:06:02,262 --> 01:06:04,134
TEACHER IN THE
VEST, VEST, VEST.
1750
01:06:04,177 --> 01:06:05,526
KARDASHIAN.
1751
01:06:05,570 --> 01:06:06,571
JESSIE JAMES.
1752
01:06:06,614 --> 01:06:07,528
JESUS.
1753
01:06:07,572 --> 01:06:08,181
PUBLICITY FIGURES.
1754
01:06:08,225 --> 01:06:09,791
BOOM.
HUH?
1755
01:06:09,835 --> 01:06:10,792
NOT ME ANYMORE.
1756
01:06:10,836 --> 01:06:13,056
NEXT YEAR, WHOLE
NEW ATTITUDE.
1757
01:06:13,099 --> 01:06:17,016
OH, WHO'S THE GUY
IN THE NEW GLASSES?
1758
01:06:17,060 --> 01:06:19,279
TEACHER OF THE YEAR.
1759
01:06:19,323 --> 01:06:21,151
- HONESTLY, SHE'S
GOT NOTHING GOING ON-
1760
01:06:21,194 --> 01:06:32,205
- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
1761
01:06:32,249 --> 01:06:34,033
- HEY.
- HEY.
1762
01:06:34,077 --> 01:06:35,513
- BROUGHT YOUR LUNCH.
1763
01:06:35,556 --> 01:06:38,037
- OH, HOW SWEET, MITCHIE,
MOMMY BROUGHT YOU LUNCHIE!
1764
01:06:38,081 --> 01:06:40,344
- HA, HA.
1765
01:06:40,387 --> 01:06:43,216
- CAN I-CAN I- CAN WE GO
TO YOUR ROOM FOR JUST A
1766
01:06:43,260 --> 01:06:45,044
SEC-
- OW-OW!
1767
01:06:45,088 --> 01:06:52,051
- YES-YEAH SHUT UP
- [TEACHERS LAUGHING]
1768
01:06:52,095 --> 01:06:54,184
[DOOR SLAMS]
1769
01:06:54,227 --> 01:06:57,056
- DON'T TAKE IT.
1770
01:06:57,100 --> 01:06:59,232
IF YOU THINK IT'S THE
WRONG MOVE, DON'T TAKE IT.
1771
01:06:59,276 --> 01:07:02,714
- NO, NO, NO, I HAVE TO.
I HAVE TO.
1772
01:07:02,757 --> 01:07:06,761
- YEAH, I KNOW I SAID
THAT, BUT, [SIGHS],
1773
01:07:06,805 --> 01:07:10,374
I WAS WRONG.
1774
01:07:10,417 --> 01:07:12,767
- I, I DON'T WANT TO
SEE YOU WORKIN' SO HARD,
1775
01:07:12,811 --> 01:07:14,987
YOU'RE KILLIN' YOURSELF.
1776
01:07:15,031 --> 01:07:16,554
- BUT I DON'T MIND IT.
1777
01:07:16,597 --> 01:07:18,730
- BUT I DO.
1778
01:07:18,773 --> 01:07:24,257
I DO.
1779
01:07:24,301 --> 01:07:28,566
- I JUST WANT US
TO BE TOGETHER.
1780
01:07:28,609 --> 01:07:30,611
- WE WILL BE.
1781
01:07:30,655 --> 01:07:33,136
WE ARE.
1782
01:07:33,179 --> 01:07:36,965
ALWAYS.
1783
01:07:37,009 --> 01:07:40,708
- OK.
- OK.
1784
01:07:47,976 --> 01:07:49,326
- SO, WHEN WILL YOU
TELL YOUR STUDENTS?
1785
01:07:49,369 --> 01:07:51,067
- WH-UH THAT I'M LEAVING?
1786
01:07:51,110 --> 01:07:55,854
UM, I DON'T KNOW.
1787
01:07:55,897 --> 01:07:58,335
I MIGHT NOT
TELL 'EM AT ALL.
1788
01:07:58,378 --> 01:08:00,119
- ISN'T THAT THE
COWARD'S WAY OUT?
1789
01:08:00,163 --> 01:08:01,729
- ABSOLUTELY.
1790
01:08:01,773 --> 01:08:04,645
YEAH BUT I JUST, I'M JUST
NOT SURE THAT I COULD
1791
01:08:04,689 --> 01:08:06,647
HANDLE THE GOODBYE.
1792
01:08:06,691 --> 01:08:07,779
- YOU'RE QUITTING?
1793
01:08:07,822 --> 01:08:09,172
WHY?
1794
01:08:09,215 --> 01:08:11,609
- WELL ACTUALLY, RON, I'M
QUITTING BECAUSE OF YOU.
1795
01:08:11,652 --> 01:08:13,654
- ME? WHY?
1796
01:08:13,698 --> 01:08:14,960
HAVE YOU TOLD
OTHER PEOPLE?
1797
01:08:15,003 --> 01:08:16,353
- NO, OF COURSE NOT,
COME ON, RELAX, I'M NOT
1798
01:08:16,396 --> 01:08:17,310
QUITTING BECAUSE OF YOU.
1799
01:08:17,354 --> 01:08:20,139
- OH MY GOD.
1800
01:08:20,183 --> 01:08:21,880
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?
1801
01:08:21,923 --> 01:08:23,795
- BECAUSE I'M TRYING
TO HELP YOU OUT.
1802
01:08:23,838 --> 01:08:25,188
I'M TRYING TO HELP
YOU UNDERSTAND WHY THE
1803
01:08:25,231 --> 01:08:26,711
TEACHERS DON'T RESPECT YOU
AND THE KIDS DON'T LIKE
1804
01:08:26,754 --> 01:08:28,104
YOU.
1805
01:08:28,147 --> 01:08:29,714
- I DON'T KNOW EITHER OF
THOSE THINGS TO BE TRUE.
1806
01:08:29,757 --> 01:08:31,107
- SURE YOU ARE.
1807
01:08:31,150 --> 01:08:32,238
AND I KNOW IT'S KILLING
YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE TRYIN'
1808
01:08:32,282 --> 01:08:33,065
SO HARD TO BE LIKED.
1809
01:08:33,109 --> 01:08:34,327
- YES, I TRY VERY HARD.
1810
01:08:34,371 --> 01:08:36,155
- YEAH, I KNOW, AND
THAT'S THE PROBLEM, OK.
1811
01:08:36,199 --> 01:08:37,765
IT'S NOT YOUR JOB TO BE
LIKED, IT'S YOUR JOB TO
1812
01:08:37,809 --> 01:08:39,245
LEAD.
1813
01:08:39,289 --> 01:08:41,029
- WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, I
JUS-I JUST THINK THAT MAYBE
1814
01:08:41,073 --> 01:08:42,292
YOU AND I HAVE VERY
DIFFERENT IDEAS ABOUT HOW
1815
01:08:42,335 --> 01:08:43,684
TO DO THIS JOB.
1816
01:08:43,728 --> 01:08:45,077
- YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU
INVITED THE ENTIRE FACULTY
1817
01:08:45,121 --> 01:08:47,035
TO YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY
EXCEPT FOR THREE TEACHERS?
1818
01:08:47,079 --> 01:08:49,125
- I REALIZED MY MISTAKE,
AND I INVITED THEM THE
1819
01:08:49,168 --> 01:08:50,430
NEXT DAY.
1820
01:08:50,474 --> 01:08:51,910
- DO YOU REMEMBER THE
MEETING YOU CALLED TO
1821
01:08:51,953 --> 01:08:53,216
DRAFT A NEW MISSION
STATEMENT FOR THE SCHOOL,
1822
01:08:53,259 --> 01:08:54,869
AND YOU INVITED THE
TEACHERS, THE PARENTS, AND
1823
01:08:54,913 --> 01:08:56,871
THE KIDS ALL INTO
THE SAME ROOM?
1824
01:08:56,915 --> 01:08:57,698
- THAT WASN'T MY MEETING.
1825
01:08:57,742 --> 01:08:59,352
- IT WAS A ZOO, RON.
1826
01:08:59,396 --> 01:09:01,702
I MEAN, THE TEACHERS WERE
FIGHTING WITH EACH OTHER,
1827
01:09:01,746 --> 01:09:03,008
CALLING EACH OTHER NAMES
IN FRONT OF THE PARENTS
1828
01:09:03,051 --> 01:09:04,096
AND THE KIDS.
1829
01:09:04,140 --> 01:09:05,097
- THAT WAS RITA'S MEETING.
1830
01:09:05,141 --> 01:09:07,404
- THEY ARE ALL
YOUR MEETINGS!
1831
01:09:07,447 --> 01:09:09,841
GOD, CAN'T YOU
JUST OWN IT?
1832
01:09:09,884 --> 01:09:12,017
CAN'T YOU JUST SAY,
"YEAH, I AM RESPONSIBLE"?
1833
01:09:12,060 --> 01:09:14,062
AREN'T YOU TIRED OF
BEING SUCH A PUSSY?
1834
01:09:14,106 --> 01:09:15,629
- YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU WIN
ONE AWARD AND YOU THINK
1835
01:09:15,673 --> 01:09:16,369
YOU KNOW EVERYTHING, HUH?
1836
01:09:16,413 --> 01:09:17,675
IS THAT IT?
1837
01:09:17,718 --> 01:09:19,981
I KNOW WHAT THE STUDENTS
OF TRUMAN THINK OF ME.
1838
01:09:20,025 --> 01:09:23,855
- RON, THE KIDS
THINK YOU'RE A DICK.
1839
01:09:23,898 --> 01:09:25,683
- OK.
1840
01:09:25,726 --> 01:09:27,075
WE'RE FINISHED HERE.
1841
01:09:27,119 --> 01:09:29,034
- YEAH, IT'S OK.
1842
01:09:29,077 --> 01:09:32,733
I WAS ALREADY DONE.
1843
01:09:32,777 --> 01:09:35,258
- JESUS CHRIST.
1844
01:09:35,301 --> 01:09:37,085
- THAT MIGHT BE A LITTLE
BIT MORE THAN HE'S USED TO, HUH?
1845
01:09:37,129 --> 01:09:37,912
- YA THINK?
1846
01:09:37,956 --> 01:09:41,786
- [LAUGHING]
1847
01:09:48,140 --> 01:09:49,620
- ALRIGHT GUYS, YOU HAD
A GREAT WEEK OF PRACTICE,
1848
01:09:49,663 --> 01:09:51,970
JUST REMEMBER, WE PLAY
TOGETHER, WE WIN TOGETHER.
1849
01:09:52,013 --> 01:09:53,145
COUNT OFF:
-[STUDENTS CHANT] ONE!
1850
01:09:53,189 --> 01:09:54,668
- COUNT OFF:
- [STUDENTS CHANT] ONE!
1851
01:09:54,712 --> 01:09:56,496
- RIGHT, THAT'S RIGHT, YOU
PLAY AS ONE, AND WE WILL WIN!
1852
01:09:56,540 --> 01:09:58,237
HANDS UP!
1853
01:09:58,281 --> 01:10:00,021
ONE, TWO, THREE:
- [STUDENTS CHANT] TITANS!
1854
01:10:00,065 --> 01:10:02,459
- [CLAPPING]
1855
01:10:02,502 --> 01:10:03,982
- THEY'LL WIN A
GAME AT SOME POINT.
1856
01:10:04,025 --> 01:10:07,246
EH-PROBABLY NOT TODAY,
THOUGH, UM, THIS TEAM IS
1857
01:10:07,290 --> 01:10:09,248
PRETTY TOUGH, BUT, MY GUYS
ARE MAKIN' A LOT OF GOOD
1858
01:10:09,292 --> 01:10:11,250
DECISIONS, AND, THEY'LL
BE REWARDED FOR THAT
1859
01:10:11,294 --> 01:10:13,121
EVENTUALLY.
1860
01:10:13,165 --> 01:10:14,471
YEAH, ALL RIGHT CHRIS!
1861
01:10:14,514 --> 01:10:16,734
NICE STOP,
BUDDY, NICE STOP.
1862
01:10:16,777 --> 01:10:18,214
LET'S GO, GET IT OUT NOW!
1863
01:10:18,257 --> 01:10:19,824
- TEACHING SOMETIMES FEELS
LIKE YOU'RE LEADING THE
1864
01:10:19,867 --> 01:10:22,043
KIDS THROUGH A DENSE FOG.
1865
01:10:22,087 --> 01:10:24,263
UH, THE WORST PART OF THIS
JOB IS THE FEAR THAT YOU
1866
01:10:24,307 --> 01:10:26,483
MIGHT NOT BE TAKING THEM
IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.
1867
01:10:26,526 --> 01:10:29,225
COME ON, PUSH IT
UP, PUSH IT UP.
1868
01:10:29,268 --> 01:10:35,274
AND THEN, SUDDENLY, IT'S
NOTHIN' BUT CLEAR SKIES.
1869
01:10:35,318 --> 01:10:36,275
[SWISH]
1870
01:10:36,319 --> 01:10:45,458
- [CHEERING]
1871
01:10:45,502 --> 01:10:48,766
[WHISTLE BLOWING]
1872
01:10:48,809 --> 01:11:02,867
- [MORE CHEERING]
1873
01:11:02,910 --> 01:11:04,042
- SO, WHEN WILL YOU
TELL YOUR STUDENTS?
1874
01:11:04,085 --> 01:11:05,826
- WH-UH THAT I'M LEAVING?
1875
01:11:05,870 --> 01:11:10,353
UM, I DON'T KNOW.
1876
01:11:10,396 --> 01:11:12,398
I MIGHT NOT
TELL 'EM AT ALL.
1877
01:11:12,442 --> 01:11:14,922
- ISN'T THAT THE
COWARD'S WAY OUT?
1878
01:11:14,966 --> 01:11:16,315
- ABSOLUTELY.
1879
01:11:16,359 --> 01:11:19,318
YEAH BUT I JUST, I'M JUST
NOT SURE THAT I COULD
1880
01:11:19,362 --> 01:11:22,495
HANDLE THE GOODBYE.
1881
01:11:22,539 --> 01:11:26,934
- YOU KNOW, UH, WE'VE BEEN
TALKIN' TO THEM ALL WEEK.
1882
01:11:26,978 --> 01:11:28,327
- THE STUDENTS?
1883
01:11:28,371 --> 01:11:29,720
WHAT'D THEY SAY?
1884
01:11:29,763 --> 01:11:31,983
- HE WORKS HARDER THAN ANY
TEACHER I'VE EVER SEEN.
1885
01:11:32,026 --> 01:11:35,029
- HE'S KEPT ME AFTER CLASS
AND SAID HE, YOU KNOW
1886
01:11:35,073 --> 01:11:38,163
LIKE, DON'T ACT LIKE I'M
FORCING THIS KNOWLEDGE ON YOU.
1887
01:11:38,206 --> 01:11:39,643
YOU KNOW, I GOT SOMETHIN'
THAT BELONGS TO YOU, SO
1888
01:11:39,686 --> 01:11:41,514
YOU GOTTA TAKE IT.
1889
01:11:41,558 --> 01:11:43,647
- WHEN HE TALKS TO YOU
LIKE THAT, LET ME TELL YOU.
1890
01:11:43,690 --> 01:11:46,127
THAT'LL MAKE YOUR ASS
PICK UP A BOOK AND STUDY.
1891
01:11:46,171 --> 01:11:48,652
- HE HAD A REAL
COOL SWAG ABOUT HIM.
1892
01:11:48,695 --> 01:11:51,307
MAN, THANK YOU FOR
YOUR SWAG, MR. CARTER.
1893
01:11:51,350 --> 01:11:53,004
- I TOLD HIM I
WASN'T A GOOD WRITER.
1894
01:11:53,047 --> 01:11:54,614
HE SAYS WE'RE ALL WRITERS.
1895
01:11:54,658 --> 01:11:56,573
- HE DOESN'T JUST MAKE
YOU A BETTER WRITER.
1896
01:11:56,616 --> 01:11:58,314
HE CHANGES THE
WAY YOU THINK.
1897
01:11:58,357 --> 01:11:59,967
- FOR THE LONGEST TIME, I
DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WANTED
1898
01:12:00,011 --> 01:12:02,361
TO DO WITH MY
LIFE, YOU KNOW?
1899
01:12:02,405 --> 01:12:04,102
BUT NOW I DO.
1900
01:12:04,145 --> 01:12:05,886
I WANT TO BE A TEACHER.
1901
01:12:05,930 --> 01:12:06,844
- HE'S THE BEST.
1902
01:12:06,887 --> 01:12:08,149
- THE BEST.
1903
01:12:08,193 --> 01:12:10,151
- THE BEST.
1904
01:12:10,195 --> 01:12:11,588
[CAR TRUNK
SLAMMING SHUT]
1905
01:12:11,631 --> 01:12:14,199
- HE'S THE BEST
TEACHER I EVER HAD.
1906
01:12:18,421 --> 01:12:21,249
- WELL THAT MEANS A LOT.
THANK YOU.
1907
01:12:21,293 --> 01:12:23,556
- [CHEERING]
1908
01:12:23,600 --> 01:12:27,386
- MY DADDY HELPS KIDS
LEARN, AND GET SMARTER.
1909
01:12:27,430 --> 01:12:31,085
HE HELPS THEM READ AND
WRITE, AND HAVE A BETTER LIFE.
1910
01:12:31,129 --> 01:12:34,132
MY DADDY IS A TEACHER.
1911
01:12:34,175 --> 01:12:37,483
[UPLIFTING GUITAR MUSIC]
♪
1912
01:12:37,527 --> 01:12:45,622
♪
1913
01:12:45,665 --> 01:12:47,667
- WE DID THE VFW.
- YES, WE DID THE VFW.
1914
01:12:47,711 --> 01:12:49,190
- DEFINITELY WON'T BE
GOING TO THAT ONE AGAIN.
1915
01:12:49,234 --> 01:12:51,105
- WE DID, AND WE
DID A PRESCHOOL.
1916
01:12:51,149 --> 01:12:52,585
- WE DID THE PRESCHOOL. KIDS,
THOSE KIDS LOVED IT.
1917
01:12:52,629 --> 01:12:54,457
- YEAH, THE-THEY WERE INTO IT.
- THEY WERE INTO IT.
1918
01:12:54,500 --> 01:12:56,894
- THEY. THEY WERE-THEY WERE
CLAPPIN' AND SINGIN' AND-
1919
01:12:56,937 --> 01:12:58,112
- SINGIN' RIGHT ALONG.
1920
01:12:58,156 --> 01:12:59,244
- THEY DIDN'T EVEN
KNOW THE WORDS EITHER.
1921
01:12:59,287 --> 01:13:00,637
- NO.
1922
01:13:00,680 --> 01:13:01,507
AND I THINK SOMETIMES WHEN
YOU DON'T KNOW THE WORDS
1923
01:13:01,551 --> 01:13:02,203
I-IT-
- IT'S BETTER.
1924
01:13:02,247 --> 01:13:03,422
- IT FREES YOU.
1925
01:13:03,466 --> 01:13:04,815
- WHY DO YOU NEED TO
KNOW WORDS TO SONGS?
1926
01:13:04,858 --> 01:13:06,294
- A LOT OF TIMES, WORDS
HOL-HOLD YOU BACK.
1927
01:13:06,338 --> 01:13:09,210
- OK, LET'S
LOOSE THE SMIRK.
1928
01:13:09,254 --> 01:13:10,951
OH, AND YOU'RE STILL GONN-
YOU'RE STILL GONNA LAUGH.
1929
01:13:10,995 --> 01:13:12,562
OK, THAT'S FINE.
1930
01:13:12,605 --> 01:13:17,567
I WILL BE TREATED FAIRLY
AND TAKEN SERIOUSLY.
1931
01:13:17,610 --> 01:13:18,568
OK?
1932
01:13:18,611 --> 01:13:21,527
SO ENJOY IT.
1933
01:13:21,571 --> 01:13:22,920
I'M NOT GONNA WRITE
ALL THAT OUT AGAIN.
1934
01:13:22,963 --> 01:13:24,704
YOU KNOW.
1935
01:13:24,748 --> 01:13:26,358
MAINTAINING A STRONG
RELATIONSHIP WITH THE
1936
01:13:26,402 --> 01:13:29,056
PARENTS, WELL
THA-THAT'S ANOTHER KEY.
1937
01:13:29,100 --> 01:13:32,146
NIA, UH, WOULD YOU
EXCUSE US PLEASE?
1938
01:13:32,190 --> 01:13:33,583
NIA, PLEASE.
- OK.
1939
01:13:33,626 --> 01:13:35,498
- HE'S GONNA USE HIS
IMAGINATION ON MOMMY.
1940
01:13:35,541 --> 01:13:37,587
- [SIGHS]
1941
01:13:37,630 --> 01:13:38,849
I COULDN'T HELP NOTICE
YOU'RE NOT WEARING A
1942
01:13:38,892 --> 01:13:40,154
WEDDING RING.
1943
01:13:40,198 --> 01:13:41,373
- THAT IS TRUE.
1944
01:13:41,417 --> 01:13:44,245
- UM, NEITHER AM I.
1945
01:13:44,289 --> 01:13:45,333
- LOOK WHAT WE
HAVE IN COMMON.
1946
01:13:45,377 --> 01:13:48,641
- OH MY GOD. UM.
1947
01:13:48,685 --> 01:13:50,338
- SECRET IS CONTACTS.
1948
01:13:50,382 --> 01:13:51,731
YOU GOTTA HAVE A LOT OF
CONTACTS, ALL OVER THE
1949
01:13:51,775 --> 01:13:53,124
PLACE. WE GOT 'EM EVERYWHERE.
1950
01:13:53,167 --> 01:13:54,473
- AND YOU DON'T JUST HAVE
THE CONTACT, I MEAN YOU
1951
01:13:54,517 --> 01:13:55,692
HAVE TO HANG WITH
THESE PEOPLE.
1952
01:13:55,735 --> 01:13:57,258
- YOU GOTTA GET INTIMATE
WITH THESE PEOPLE.
1953
01:13:57,302 --> 01:13:58,434
- [PHONE RINGING]
- YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO-
1954
01:13:58,477 --> 01:14:03,482
- HANG ON A SECOND
- HELLO?
1955
01:14:03,526 --> 01:14:05,136
OK.
1956
01:14:05,179 --> 01:14:07,617
ALRIGHT.
1957
01:14:07,660 --> 01:14:08,313
- WHO'S THAT?
1958
01:14:08,356 --> 01:14:09,401
- DIDN'T GET IN.
1959
01:14:09,445 --> 01:14:10,489
- GREAT.
1960
01:14:10,533 --> 01:14:11,882
- ANOTHER KID
DIDN'T GET IN.
1961
01:14:11,925 --> 01:14:14,014
- SEE, BUT THAT OPENS UP
A SLOT FOR ANOTHER KID.
1962
01:14:14,058 --> 01:14:15,276
- SO THAT'S HOW
WE LOOK AT IT.
1963
01:14:15,320 --> 01:14:16,452
YA GOTTA HAVE A
POSITIVE ATTITUDE.
1964
01:14:16,495 --> 01:14:17,496
- AND THEN YOU
GOTTA HAVE CONTACTS.
1965
01:14:17,540 --> 01:14:21,457
- [CHEERING]
1966
01:14:21,500 --> 01:14:23,023
- I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT
SEEMS TO ME THAT THE
1967
01:14:23,067 --> 01:14:25,243
TROPHY FOR TEACHER OF THE
YEAR OUGHT TO GO TO THE
1968
01:14:25,286 --> 01:14:27,593
TEACHER WITH THE
MOST TROPHIES.
1969
01:14:27,637 --> 01:14:28,986
THAT'S JUST MATH.
1970
01:14:29,029 --> 01:14:32,163
BUT I DON'T TEACH MATH,
I JUST TEACH ROBOTICS.
1971
01:14:32,206 --> 01:14:33,381
THAT'S NOT GONNA BE
IMPORTANT IN THE FUTURE
1972
01:14:33,425 --> 01:14:35,340
WHATSOEVER.
1973
01:14:35,383 --> 01:14:38,212
WHATEVER, JUST LET THE
BABY HAVE HIS BOTTLE.
1974
01:14:38,256 --> 01:14:39,300
- YOU PLAGIARIZED
THIS WHOLE PAPER.
1975
01:14:39,344 --> 01:14:40,650
- NO I DIDN'T!
1976
01:14:40,693 --> 01:14:42,086
- YES, YOU DID, YOU CUT
AND PASTED THE ENTIRE
1977
01:14:42,129 --> 01:14:42,782
THING FROM THE INTERNET.
1978
01:14:42,826 --> 01:14:43,740
- NO!
1979
01:14:43,783 --> 01:14:45,132
- SEE HERE, YOU
ACCIDENTALLY-
1980
01:14:45,176 --> 01:14:47,047
- SO YOU'VE BEEN TEACHIN' FOR
TWENTY-FIVE YEARS.
1981
01:14:47,091 --> 01:14:50,573
- TWENTY-FIVE YEARS.
1982
01:14:50,616 --> 01:14:52,270
- WOW.
1983
01:14:52,313 --> 01:14:53,967
- YEAH.
1984
01:14:54,011 --> 01:14:58,537
WOW.
1985
01:14:58,581 --> 01:15:00,800
[SIGHS]
1986
01:15:00,844 --> 01:15:02,628
- I DON'T KNOW IF
THAT'S IN YOUR FRAME.
1987
01:15:02,672 --> 01:15:04,500
IS THAT WHAT IT'S
CALLED, FRAME?
1988
01:15:04,543 --> 01:15:05,892
I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S IN
YOUR FRAME BUT THERE'S
1989
01:15:05,936 --> 01:15:07,154
SOME KIDS BACK THERE.
1990
01:15:07,198 --> 01:15:09,983
READY AND WILLING
AND ABLE TO LEARN.
1991
01:15:10,027 --> 01:15:13,247
SO.
1992
01:15:13,291 --> 01:15:15,032
LET'S HAVE A GREAT DAY OF
INSTRUCTION YOU GUYS, HUH?
1993
01:15:15,075 --> 01:15:16,555
IS THAT A KNIFE YOUNG MAN?
1994
01:15:16,599 --> 01:15:18,383
WHAT IS THAT,
IS THAT A PEN? OK.
1995
01:15:18,426 --> 01:15:21,821
TRUMAN'S TEST SCORES ARE
THE HIGHEST IN THE AREA,
1996
01:15:21,865 --> 01:15:24,694
AND I-I TAKE A LOT
OF PRIDE IN THAT.
1997
01:15:24,737 --> 01:15:27,653
BUT BESIDES MYSELF, UM,
YOU KNOW TH-THE TEACHERS
1998
01:15:27,697 --> 01:15:30,177
ARE ALSO A-A BIG PART
OF THE SUCCESS HERE AT
1999
01:15:30,221 --> 01:15:33,137
TRUMAN.
2000
01:15:33,180 --> 01:15:34,878
- OK, YOU KNOW WHAT, I
WILL GIVE YOU EACH $5 IF
2001
01:15:34,921 --> 01:15:37,881
YOU'LL JUST BE QUIET
FOR FIVE MINUTES.
2002
01:15:37,924 --> 01:15:40,536
THAT'S A DOLLAR A MINUTE,
THAT'S BASICALLY ALL I'M
2003
01:15:40,579 --> 01:15:41,928
MAKING TODAY.
2004
01:15:41,972 --> 01:15:43,713
I WILL GIVE YOU TODAY'S
SALARY IF YOU WILL PLEASE
2005
01:15:43,756 --> 01:15:45,584
JUST LISTEN TO ME.
2006
01:15:45,628 --> 01:15:48,500
- UH, IT'S TWO WHITE WOMEN, SO-
- OH, IT IS?
2007
01:15:48,544 --> 01:15:50,241
- YEAH-
- OH, YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THAT.
2008
01:15:50,284 --> 01:15:52,373
- WELL IT'S, OK, IT
DOESN'T, SUPERFLUOUS
2009
01:15:52,417 --> 01:15:53,766
REALLY.
2010
01:15:53,810 --> 01:15:55,899
BUT UM, AND SO, WE'LL
JUS-LET'S JUS- YOU KNOW
2011
01:15:55,942 --> 01:15:57,291
INSTEAD OF INTRODUCING IT,
LET'S JUST PLAY THE SONG.
2012
01:15:57,335 --> 01:15:58,641
- SURE, HERE WE GO.
2013
01:15:58,684 --> 01:16:00,294
- SO THIS IS "CLOSER TO
FINE," AND WE ARE THE
2014
01:16:00,338 --> 01:16:01,339
INDIGO BOYS.
2015
01:16:01,382 --> 01:16:02,601
- INDIGO DUDES.
2016
01:16:02,645 --> 01:16:04,037
- DUDES, I LIKE THAT
ONE BETTER, WHAT DO YOU
2017
01:16:04,081 --> 01:16:04,951
THI-ACTUALLY WE
SHOULD MAKE A BANNER.
2018
01:16:04,995 --> 01:16:06,605
- YEAH WE SHOULD.
2019
01:16:06,649 --> 01:16:09,608
- AS YOU KNOW, I STARTED
THE FIGHT PROGRAM ON
2020
01:16:09,652 --> 01:16:12,089
CAMPUS THIS YEAR.
2021
01:16:12,132 --> 01:16:14,570
FRIENDSHIP.
2022
01:16:14,613 --> 01:16:17,224
INTELLIGENCE.
2023
01:16:17,268 --> 01:16:19,009
GRATITUDE.
2024
01:16:19,052 --> 01:16:20,706
HUMILITY.
2025
01:16:20,750 --> 01:16:22,969
AND TRUST.
2026
01:16:23,013 --> 01:16:28,366
THESE POSTERS, WERE MEANT
TO ENCOURAGE THE STUDENTS.
2027
01:16:28,409 --> 01:16:32,457
WHOEVER VANDALIZED THESE
POSTERS, DIDN'T THINK
2028
01:16:32,500 --> 01:16:34,328
ABOUT THAT FOR ONE SECOND!
2029
01:16:34,372 --> 01:16:39,725
- [STUDENTS CHEERING]
2030
01:16:39,769 --> 01:16:41,466
- SOME OF YOU GUYS MIGHT
BE VIRGINS, IT MIGHT BE A
2031
01:16:41,509 --> 01:16:42,902
LITTLE-
- IT'S OK, GUYS IT'S OK,
2032
01:16:42,946 --> 01:16:44,991
SEXUALITY-
- THAT'S WHERE YOU COME INTO
2033
01:16:45,035 --> 01:16:47,211
YOUR OWN, YOU LITERALLY COME
INTO IT YOUR OWN IN COLLEGE.
2034
01:16:47,254 --> 01:16:48,647
- I'LL TELL YOU WHERE
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO FIND
2035
01:16:48,691 --> 01:16:49,474
YOUR SEXUALITY OUT.
2036
01:16:49,517 --> 01:16:50,301
NORTH DAKOTA.
2037
01:16:50,344 --> 01:16:51,345
NO.
2038
01:16:51,389 --> 01:16:52,912
THAT'S A BLACK
HOLE OF SEXUALITY.
2039
01:16:52,956 --> 01:16:55,306
- I MEAN, NOBODY FINDS
ANYTHING UP THERE.
2040
01:16:55,349 --> 01:16:56,829
- I'M ASIAN, BUT I WEAR
COLORED CONTACTS TO MAKE
2041
01:16:56,873 --> 01:16:59,005
MY EYES BLUE.
2042
01:16:59,049 --> 01:17:01,878
THEY SAY THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT THEY'RE LOOKING FOR AT USC!
2043
01:17:01,921 --> 01:17:04,663
- WE WERE TEACHING
THAT GIRL A LESSON. OK.
2044
01:17:04,707 --> 01:17:07,187
YOU SOMETIMES HAVE TO BE
FAKE TO MAKE IT IN LA.
2045
01:17:07,231 --> 01:17:08,711
- USC, IT'S
FULL OF PHONIES.
2046
01:17:08,754 --> 01:17:10,408
PERIOD. WE SAID IT.
- RIGHT?
2047
01:17:10,451 --> 01:17:12,497
- YOU WANT TO FIT
IN, YOU BE A PHONY.
2048
01:17:12,540 --> 01:17:15,369
- AND BY THE WAY, I WOULD
SAY THAT TO USC'S FACE.
2049
01:17:15,413 --> 01:17:16,544
YOU'RE A PHONY, USC.
2050
01:17:16,588 --> 01:17:17,937
- IF THEY HAD A FACE.
2051
01:17:17,981 --> 01:17:19,765
- IF USC HAD A FACE-
- I'LL SAY IT TO GEORGE LUCAS.
2052
01:17:19,809 --> 01:17:22,333
- YOU'RE A PHONY.
2053
01:17:22,376 --> 01:17:23,900
- YEAH, NO I KNOW MITCH
WON TEACHER OF THE YEAR
2054
01:17:23,943 --> 01:17:25,249
AND I'M OK WITH IT
NOW, I'VE ACCEPTED IT.
2055
01:17:25,292 --> 01:17:27,251
HE'S PLAYS THE RUBE IN
FROM THE FARM, RIGHT?
2056
01:17:27,294 --> 01:17:28,469
I'M THE GUY IN
THE VEST, OH!
2057
01:17:28,513 --> 01:17:29,949
SCARECROW.
2058
01:17:29,993 --> 01:17:31,734
NOT BUYIN' IT.
YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?
2059
01:17:31,777 --> 01:17:33,387
IT'S BRANDING.
THAT'S WHAT HE'S DONE.
2060
01:17:33,431 --> 01:17:35,433
IT'S LIKE A SEX TAPE.
2061
01:17:35,476 --> 01:17:36,521
IN THE GUISE OF A VEST.
2062
01:17:36,564 --> 01:17:38,349
- [CHEERING]
- NO. NO!
2063
01:17:38,392 --> 01:17:40,307
I WANT YOU TO KNOW, THAT
YOU MAY THINK THIS IS
2064
01:17:40,351 --> 01:17:44,703
FUNNY, BUT THIS IS NOT
SOME KIND OF JOKE, OK?
2065
01:17:44,747 --> 01:17:48,315
AND IF I EVER FIND OUT
WHERE THIS FIGHT AND DRUG
2066
01:17:48,359 --> 01:17:51,405
CLUB IS MEETING,
2067
01:17:51,449 --> 01:17:54,365
I WILL RUIN YOU!
2068
01:17:54,408 --> 01:17:56,672
- SOFT STICKS
LIGHTLY ON THE SLAP.
2069
01:17:56,715 --> 01:17:58,064
RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIS-
- YOU GUYS HAVE THE
2070
01:17:58,108 --> 01:17:58,761
CLICKERS AND EVERYTHING.
2071
01:17:58,804 --> 01:18:01,328
- HOLD UP, MAN.
2072
01:18:01,372 --> 01:18:02,765
- THAT'S TER-THAT'S
TERRIFIC.
2073
01:18:02,808 --> 01:18:05,724
- WE'RE GONNA
BRIGHT-BRIGHTEN THIS UP HERE.
2074
01:18:05,768 --> 01:18:06,943
- THERE WE GO.
2075
01:18:06,986 --> 01:18:07,857
- IT'S BRIGHTENING IT UP!
2076
01:18:07,900 --> 01:18:09,467
- BRIGHTENING IT UP.
2077
01:18:09,510 --> 01:18:12,513
- INTERESTING. I DIDN'T KNOW
THAT YOU COULD DO THAT. WOW.
2078
01:18:12,557 --> 01:18:13,863
- DO YOU CALL THIS
EFFICIENT TORQUE?
2079
01:18:13,906 --> 01:18:14,907
- YEAH.
2080
01:18:14,951 --> 01:18:16,256
- OK, I HAVE A
JOKE FOR YOU THEN.
2081
01:18:16,300 --> 01:18:18,781
UH KNOCK KNOCK.
- KNOCK KNOCK?
2082
01:18:18,824 --> 01:18:20,826
- KNOCK KNOCK.
- KNOCK KNOCK?
2083
01:18:20,870 --> 01:18:23,742
- GO BACK TO THE TOP.
- [LAUGHING]
2084
01:18:23,786 --> 01:18:25,439
- I WAS GONNA PLAY IT OUT
CAUSE IT'S ALMOST EVEN FUNNIER.
2085
01:18:25,483 --> 01:18:26,353
- YOU ALRIGHT?
2086
01:18:26,397 --> 01:18:28,747
- [CLEARS THROAT] SORRY. ALMOND.
2087
01:18:28,791 --> 01:18:30,706
NEVADA.
- NEVADA. STAY AWAY FROM NEVADA.
2088
01:18:30,749 --> 01:18:32,838
- YOU CAN GO.
2089
01:18:32,882 --> 01:18:34,797
- BUT YOU'RE GONNA
KILL A HOOKER.
2090
01:18:39,062 --> 01:18:43,675
- PAUSE, PAUSE, PAUSE.
- [LAUGHING]
2091
01:18:43,719 --> 01:18:47,940
- [STRUMS GUITAR]
2092
01:18:47,984 --> 01:18:52,597
- OK, WE ROLLIN'?
2093
01:18:52,640 --> 01:18:53,729
THAT'S GOOD.
2094
01:18:53,772 --> 01:18:54,991
- YEAH?
- YEAH, YOU LEARNED A CORD.
2095
01:18:55,034 --> 01:18:56,035
- I'M GONNA-I'M GONNA
JUST PLAY THIS CORD.
2096
01:18:56,079 --> 01:18:56,993
- YEAH.
- OVER AND OVER.
2097
01:18:57,036 --> 01:18:58,298
- PLENTY.
2098
01:18:58,342 --> 01:18:59,082
- TRUST ME, THAT'S HOW
POISON GOT A CAREER, SO
2099
01:18:59,125 --> 01:19:00,300
DON'T SWEAT IT.
2100
01:19:00,344 --> 01:19:02,563
- MY BALLS ARE ITCHY.
2101
01:19:02,607 --> 01:19:04,914
- SLOW DOWN SO I CAN
HEAR THE WORD BALLS.
2102
01:19:04,957 --> 01:19:05,958
- MY BALLS ARE ITCHY.
2103
01:19:06,002 --> 01:19:09,309
- MY BALLS ARE ITCHY.
2104
01:19:09,353 --> 01:19:10,963
- THINK ABOUT IT.
2105
01:19:11,007 --> 01:19:12,573
LOOK YOU WANNA ACT?
- MHMM.
2106
01:19:12,617 --> 01:19:14,880
- ACT ITCHY BALLS. ACT LIKE YOU
GOT ITCHY BALLS.
2107
01:19:14,924 --> 01:19:17,970
MAKE 'EM ITCH.
- [LAUGHING]
2108
01:19:18,014 --> 01:19:20,930
- MY BALLS ARE ITCHY.
2109
01:19:20,973 --> 01:19:22,888
- IF I WAS TELLING YOU MY
BALLS ITCH, AND I WOULD
2110
01:19:22,932 --> 01:19:24,629
TELL YOU, THIS IS HOW I
WOULD SAY IT; MY BALLS ARE
2111
01:19:24,672 --> 01:19:25,804
ITCHY.
2112
01:19:25,848 --> 01:19:30,330
- MY BALLS ARE ITCHY.
2113
01:19:34,944 --> 01:19:37,642
- ALRIGHT ARNO,
HERE WE GO BUDDY.
2114
01:19:37,685 --> 01:19:38,295
YOU GOT THIS.
2115
01:19:38,338 --> 01:19:39,470
- ROLLING.
2116
01:19:39,513 --> 01:19:40,819
- SCENE ONE
HUNDRED, TAKE FOUR MARKER.
2117
01:19:40,863 --> 01:19:44,518
- BOOM.
- [LAUGHING]
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