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Nora: Previously on Moonshine...
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The only reason you did any of this
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is to make yourself feel better
because everybody hates you!
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Lidia?
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She's gone and she's left us
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to clean up this family nightmare.
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I am with you, all in.
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Are you worried you might
be pregnant with Satan's spawn?
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I'm worried I might have cancer!
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Small-town cops are nothing
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compared to the Marauders.
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They got eyes and ears everywhere.
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I realized having
a little bit of Lidia in me
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wasn't such a bad thing.
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There's no decorative
pillow for this one, folks.
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♪ We'll meet again ♪
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♪ don't know where, don't know when ♪
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♪ but I know we'll meet
again some sunny day ♪
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♪ Keep smiling through ♪
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♪ just like you always do ♪
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♪ till the blue skies
chase the dark clouds ♪
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♪ far away ♪
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♪ So will you please say hello ♪
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♪ to the folks that I know ♪
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♪ tell them that I won't be long ♪
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♪ they'll be happy to know ♪
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♪ when you saw me go ♪
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♪ I was singing this song ♪
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♪ We'll meet again ♪
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♪ don't know where, don't know when ♪
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♪ but I know we'll meet
again some sunny day ♪
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♪ So won't you please say hello ♪
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♪ to the folks that I know ♪
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♪ tell them I won't be long ♪
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♪ They'll be happy to know ♪
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♪ that when you saw me go ♪
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♪ I was singing this song ♪
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♪ We'll meet again ♪
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♪ don't know where, don't know when ♪
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♪ but I know we'll meet
again some sunny day ♪
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♪ but I know we'll meet again ♪
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♪ some sunny day ♪
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Please, say something.
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It's still warm.
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I know what Lidia would say.
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What are the chances
we'd come into this diner
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at the exact moment they pulled
their apple pie out of the oven?
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No.
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She'd ask why you'd
demand to stop for apple pie
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after you just watched
her drive off a cliff.
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Don't judge me, I'm grieving!
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And this is a very good pie.
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She's gone.
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"Gone" gone,
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like, "I could smell
burning hair" gone.
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I've dreamt of this
moment my entire life.
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Fantasized about every detail,
including the burning hair,
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but in my imagination
it was always a party!
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It had to have been
an accident, right?
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Do you think it was
road head gone wrong?
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What if it wasn't an accident?
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Lidia knew we loved her, right?
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We wanted her to come back.
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We said so.
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Didn't we?
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My last words to her were,
"want a baby back?"
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And I didn't even mean it.
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I wasn't gonna share my ribs.
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Never got to say goodbye.
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Hm...
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Now there's nothing left of her.
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There's one thing.
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Her dry shampoo.
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I guess I'm the hot sister now.
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Are you serious?
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You had really great hair,
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and you could charm like no one else,
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and...
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I love you, Lidia.
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Dammit, I loved you!
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Your turn.
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Okay, um...
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I never thought you'd
be the one to go first.
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I really, really, really
assumed it would be me.
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Screw you, Lidia.
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What am I supposed to do without you?
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- What the hell?!
- Aww!
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You guys wuv me!
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You bitch!
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Mmm!
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Mmm!
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This place looks like
Martha's vineyard's
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trashy cousin.
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Why are you here, dad?
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Because you haven't
returned my calls in a week.
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On the phone that I pay for.
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I have nothing to say to you.
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Why haven't you started construction?
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There's been a complication.
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Lidia died last night.
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Who's Lidia?
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Our lead architect.
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Her family owns the Moonshine.
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God, the resort you want to bulldoze!
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And she didn't find that
to be a conflict of interest?
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Dad, we can't start construction
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when our lead architect just died.
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Oh, wanna bet?
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Ow!
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I feel like killing you
all over again!
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Can we not go back to the part
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where you were happy I was alive?
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No, and damn you for
making me feel things!
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Although I am relieved I don't
have to take care of your brats.
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I don't like orphans.
They're so needy.
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How are you not dead?
Because we saw you burn!
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Look, we only had one option
after that biker spotted Gale
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at the roadhouse.
There was a bounty on our heads.
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A bounty, eh?
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How much we talkin'?
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Look, it wasn't enough
for us to disappear.
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We had to die.
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Whoa, God!
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Is that biker shooting at us?!
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Eeh, yeah...
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Uh, okay, okay, okay, stay calm.
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Time for plan b.
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Aah, God!
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- Where'd you get that?
- What?
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It's at the hardware store.
It's just lighter fluid.
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Not that! The teeth, the teeth!
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Ah, yeah! No, I got a guy.
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Did you get his number?
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- Who?
- Gale's teeth guy!
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Do you know how hard it is to
find human teeth in a pinch?
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Ew.
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Just turn off the road
up here, up here.
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This'll buy us time.
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Leave it running.
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Oh my God.
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Uh, what are you doing?
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What is that?
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Gale, what are you doing?
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What are you doing?
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- Uh...
- Here we go.
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Uh...
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Oh!
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Okay...
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Wow, if that was, uh, plan b,
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I'd hate to see what plan c is.
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It'll blow up. They'll think it's us.
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I got another car waiting, okay?
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- Yeah.
- Lidia, we gotta move!
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I...
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No, I can't.
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I can't... I can't
leave my kids, Gale.
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I'm sorry...
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This is goodbye.
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Wait, so you didn't bone
in the woods one last time?
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Ugh, it was pretty anti-climactic
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if I'm being honest. And that kiss...
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Like a dead fish.
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- Eugh.
- Chapped lips.
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And then he was just...
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Gone.
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Well, this solves
none of our problems.
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Our home being turned into
a parking lot, ring any bells?
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Yes.
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Which is why I have
a plan to buy us time.
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Well, hot tip: Don't use a skull
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that implicates our mother for murder.
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Okay, I didn't see you
coming up with anything better!
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So what's your plan?
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I...
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Am going to stay dead.
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Dick Lonergan can't,
in good conscience,
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destroy our family home
while you're still in mourning.
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You're assuming he has a conscience.
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And how long does a "death
in the family" buy us, anyway?
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Well, in the Jewish tradition,
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sitting Shiva takes seven days.
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- Who's Jewish?
- I'm Jewish!
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I converted for Daniel
when we got married.
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Daniel's Jewish?
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Not to brag,
but the rabbi said my Hebrew
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was so flawless he
swore I was born in Israel.
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Baruch hashem, bitches!
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Okay, okay, so you are Jewish
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and we have seven days
to do what exactly?
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Ha! "We"?
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Let's just cut to the part
where this all lands on me
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- like it always does.
- Hey!
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Okay, so I told the rest of the family
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that you aren't really dead
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but they should still
pretend that you are.
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- Good.
- And in other random things
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I hoped I'd never say,
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Wes's dad is at
the fish and chips shack,
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complaining that our coleslaw
tastes like farts.
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Dick Lonergan is here?
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At the Moonshine?
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He doesn't think
Wes is moving fast enough.
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He wants to bulldoze our asses,
like yesterday.
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Okay.
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You know what, guys?
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This is my problem...
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And I will solve it.
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You just focus on mourning me.
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Oh, God.
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Throwing me the Shiva of the century!
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I'm thinking blush peony garlands,
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tasteful gold accents...
oh, maybe a wistful slideshow?
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And to really sell it,
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you might want to imagine
the pain of my absence.
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The... the devastation
of life without me.
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The sheer living nightmare
it would be for each of you...
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The hell?
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Feel free to use any
or all of that in my eulogy!
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Rhian! How are you holding up, my pet?
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Can I get you anything?
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Oh, I still can't
believe Lidia's gone!
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Oh, I've been gone too. I'm so behind.
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I need to pump, check the bookings,
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fix the plumbing in cabin eight...
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oh, no, you're just in shock, my love.
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- You need time to grieve.
- Oh.
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Lidia's not dead.
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Wait, what?!
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Oh, yeah, no, she faked it,
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to crush Dick Lonergan
and stop the build.
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Yeah, but I filed
an official police report.
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We found teeth!
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Gale has a guy.
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Oscar, you can't tell anyone.
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It's a stupid idea that won't work,
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but I need you
to at least try to sell this.
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With deceit?
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Illegal, "I will never get
my new career back" deceit?
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Are you a Finley-Cullen or not?
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Don't answer that.
Ah, I'm gonna lie down,
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for two minutes, okay?
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And then you can answer that.
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- Babe!
- Ahh...
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We have seven days
to find something scandalous
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to bring him to his knees.
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Okay. Um...
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Okay, "tycoon fabricates
prenup in nasty divorce"?
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A divorce ten years ago?
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That's not exactly
the dead hooker we need.
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"Lonergan linked to deceased
sex worker in Reno hotel"?
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- Ooh!
- No, acquitted.
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Oh, God, who am I kidding?
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Guys like Lonergan always have fixers.
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And this asshole
seems especially slippery.
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Nothing sticks.
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Okay, so he has another
resort in palm Springs,
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desert villa spa,
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and there's a bunch of
travel articles about it,
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but when I click it,
it says "unavailable."
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I could keep digging,
but it's gonna take me a while
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00:13:38,761 --> 00:13:42,062
- to find the good stuff.
- Ugh, time we don't have.
262
00:13:42,064 --> 00:13:44,104
Crap, we need to figure out
how to keep him occupied
263
00:13:44,199 --> 00:13:45,433
while I build a case.
264
00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:47,612
How are we gonna amuse
a five-star billionaire
265
00:13:47,636 --> 00:13:49,569
- at a two-star campground?
- Ugh!
266
00:13:49,638 --> 00:13:52,872
"Lonergan arrested for drug
possession at the Met Gala."
267
00:13:52,941 --> 00:13:54,307
Baller.
268
00:13:56,312 --> 00:13:57,811
Ahh!
269
00:13:57,813 --> 00:14:02,549
Looks like old Dickie likes to partay!
270
00:14:43,192 --> 00:14:47,827
Moonshine good time
concierge at your service.
271
00:14:50,399 --> 00:14:52,766
Ooh!
272
00:14:52,835 --> 00:14:54,834
Come to papa!
273
00:14:59,375 --> 00:15:01,674
Are you sure it's okay if I crash
274
00:15:01,744 --> 00:15:04,210
- at your trailer this weekend?
- Yes, bitch!
275
00:15:04,246 --> 00:15:06,246
Once a party bitch,
always a party bitch.
276
00:15:06,381 --> 00:15:08,248
Party bitches for life!
277
00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:09,250
Woo!
278
00:15:10,252 --> 00:15:11,396
Well, that is until three years ago
279
00:15:11,420 --> 00:15:13,820
when you stopped returning
our calls and texts.
280
00:15:13,889 --> 00:15:15,255
I know, I am sorry.
281
00:15:15,324 --> 00:15:17,624
When I got sober,
my sponsor said it was important
282
00:15:17,693 --> 00:15:19,626
to remove temptation...
283
00:15:19,695 --> 00:15:21,294
And your numbers from my phone.
284
00:15:21,430 --> 00:15:23,897
No offence!
285
00:15:23,899 --> 00:15:26,032
So, are you and Ryan "done" done?
286
00:15:26,068 --> 00:15:28,635
Or are you doing that thing
where you stop giving him BJs
287
00:15:28,770 --> 00:15:30,837
for a day so he realizes
how much he loves you?
288
00:15:30,972 --> 00:15:32,169
Oh, we're not done;
289
00:15:32,194 --> 00:15:34,386
I just thought
that I would take a weekend,
290
00:15:34,410 --> 00:15:37,177
just to pay a visit to
the woman I was without a man.
291
00:15:37,312 --> 00:15:39,111
Cool!
292
00:15:39,113 --> 00:15:40,380
Damn!
293
00:15:40,382 --> 00:15:43,283
One of the Finley-Cullen
sisters drove off a cliff?
294
00:15:43,352 --> 00:15:45,384
I guess this is, like,
her funeral or something.
295
00:15:45,421 --> 00:15:47,854
What?! What? Let me see that!
296
00:15:52,794 --> 00:15:53,993
It's Lidia!
297
00:16:01,370 --> 00:16:02,769
So, what is this?
298
00:16:02,838 --> 00:16:04,805
Skunky college hash and speed?
299
00:16:04,940 --> 00:16:07,908
Yeah, but there's also
some medical-grade MDMA,
300
00:16:08,043 --> 00:16:09,309
some GHB,
301
00:16:09,311 --> 00:16:11,043
and an eight-ball of coke
302
00:16:11,079 --> 00:16:13,947
I found in a paddleboat
just last week.
303
00:16:14,082 --> 00:16:16,483
Turns out drug users
are super forgetful.
304
00:16:16,485 --> 00:16:18,218
Hmm.
305
00:16:18,220 --> 00:16:21,087
- What's in here?
- Oof, bad Betty.
306
00:16:21,089 --> 00:16:24,090
One of the only ten
produced in a lab in Croatia...
307
00:16:24,092 --> 00:16:26,192
Or was it Schenectady?
308
00:16:26,261 --> 00:16:28,328
Either way, it comes from hell.
309
00:16:28,397 --> 00:16:31,164
Dad won it in a cribbage game.
310
00:16:31,166 --> 00:16:33,833
- Tell me more.
- Never tried it.
311
00:16:33,902 --> 00:16:36,436
Some trips you can't
come back from, Dick.
312
00:16:36,571 --> 00:16:38,238
Step aside, David Crosby.
313
00:16:38,373 --> 00:16:39,506
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
314
00:16:39,641 --> 00:16:41,908
Off limits, even to my enemies.
315
00:16:41,910 --> 00:16:44,544
The Moonshine may be the wild west,
316
00:16:44,613 --> 00:16:48,782
but I still know
how to spell liability, cowboy.
317
00:16:48,917 --> 00:16:50,584
Crushing legal action.
318
00:16:50,586 --> 00:16:53,186
Well, now you're speaking my language.
319
00:16:53,321 --> 00:16:55,522
Your eyes are mesmerizing.
320
00:16:55,591 --> 00:16:58,391
I should look away,
but I don't want to.
321
00:16:58,393 --> 00:17:00,293
You wouldn't be the first one.
322
00:17:00,295 --> 00:17:01,928
Or the last one.
323
00:17:01,930 --> 00:17:05,198
It's like looking into
two sparkling sapphires,
324
00:17:05,267 --> 00:17:07,433
deep azure lagoons of...
325
00:17:09,938 --> 00:17:12,372
Oh, why don't we, uh...
326
00:17:12,441 --> 00:17:17,043
start with something
a little more mellow, friend?
327
00:17:17,112 --> 00:17:20,046
I don't mind if I doobie-doobie-do.
328
00:17:41,503 --> 00:17:42,936
I'm so sorry.
329
00:17:43,005 --> 00:17:46,039
You don't even seem sad.
330
00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:48,641
My condolences.
331
00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:52,579
Finn, El. I came as soon as I heard.
332
00:17:52,648 --> 00:17:54,914
I am so, so sorry.
333
00:17:54,983 --> 00:17:57,483
Yeah, I think I'm still in shock.
334
00:17:57,519 --> 00:17:59,118
Way to sell it, Ani.
335
00:17:59,154 --> 00:18:01,388
Life will never be the same.
336
00:18:01,523 --> 00:18:03,923
- Oh, God!
- Sell what?
337
00:18:07,663 --> 00:18:09,329
"Free booze"?
338
00:18:10,999 --> 00:18:13,466
Oh, God.
339
00:18:13,468 --> 00:18:15,068
Mommy...
340
00:18:17,506 --> 00:18:18,506
Mommy!
341
00:18:18,573 --> 00:18:19,672
Oh my God...
342
00:18:21,743 --> 00:18:24,878
Gary, hey!
My favourite tax accountant!
343
00:18:26,515 --> 00:18:29,649
Yes, yes, I know, I've been MIA.
344
00:18:29,685 --> 00:18:32,619
Just like my bank account!
345
00:18:32,754 --> 00:18:35,088
Question, hypothetical, of course:
346
00:18:35,223 --> 00:18:38,592
Why would a really rich dude
347
00:18:38,727 --> 00:18:43,162
build resorts and then find
excuses to never open them?
348
00:18:45,033 --> 00:18:46,366
Mm-hm...
349
00:18:46,368 --> 00:18:48,368
Right.
350
00:18:51,206 --> 00:18:53,439
Thanks, Gary.
351
00:18:53,508 --> 00:18:55,375
Oh...
352
00:18:55,377 --> 00:18:58,177
I know what you did, Dick.
353
00:18:58,213 --> 00:19:00,446
You dick!
354
00:19:00,482 --> 00:19:02,248
Ugh!
355
00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:09,255
Password, password, password...
356
00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:48,094
Party bitches, woo!
357
00:19:48,096 --> 00:19:51,330
Wow, someone wins
"best dead sister face."
358
00:19:51,366 --> 00:19:53,166
Shut up, this is real.
I'm in mourning.
359
00:19:53,301 --> 00:19:54,500
Over what?
360
00:19:54,569 --> 00:19:56,136
My relationship with Wes?
361
00:19:56,271 --> 00:19:58,037
Me.
362
00:19:58,106 --> 00:19:59,384
Did you get your biopsy results?
363
00:19:59,408 --> 00:20:01,741
Yeah, it's bad.
364
00:20:01,743 --> 00:20:04,043
- Cancer?
- Worse.
365
00:20:04,112 --> 00:20:07,714
The doctor says that I have to
quit smoking and drinking
366
00:20:07,783 --> 00:20:12,184
and cut down on my random HPV
sex so that I don't get cancer.
367
00:20:12,220 --> 00:20:13,586
Better than being dead?
368
00:20:13,588 --> 00:20:16,055
Is it?
369
00:20:16,124 --> 00:20:18,791
It's funny, dying in
the place you were born.
370
00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:20,259
The shore club.
371
00:20:20,295 --> 00:20:21,606
I started sneaking into this place
372
00:20:21,630 --> 00:20:23,029
when I was 12 years old.
373
00:20:23,164 --> 00:20:25,198
Had my first shot at this bar.
374
00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:28,534
Bummed my first dart right there.
375
00:20:28,603 --> 00:20:31,270
Did you know my first job
was as a booker for this place?
376
00:20:31,306 --> 00:20:33,372
Dad thought it would
keep me out of trouble.
377
00:20:33,442 --> 00:20:35,809
Tell that to the divorced father
of two I took to prom.
378
00:20:35,811 --> 00:20:38,077
Oh my God.
379
00:20:38,113 --> 00:20:42,548
Here I am, almost-cancer survivor,
380
00:20:42,584 --> 00:20:46,019
virtually unemployed, probably single,
381
00:20:46,154 --> 00:20:47,821
and unable to smoke.
382
00:20:47,823 --> 00:20:51,224
Sounds to me like
the beginning of a new chapter.
383
00:20:51,359 --> 00:20:54,126
So many amazing bands
used to pass through here,
384
00:20:54,162 --> 00:20:59,199
and a real booker
could restore this place to...
385
00:20:59,201 --> 00:21:01,400
Sort-of glory?
386
00:21:09,344 --> 00:21:11,444
I wish I'd known her. She's hot.
387
00:21:11,446 --> 00:21:13,780
You did know her...
she worked for you!
388
00:21:13,849 --> 00:21:15,848
And she was really excited
about those designs
389
00:21:15,984 --> 00:21:18,484
until you used them
to destroy our family home.
390
00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:20,854
Well, it's mighty big of you
to party with me at her funeral.
391
00:21:20,856 --> 00:21:22,254
I mean, given the circumstances.
392
00:21:22,256 --> 00:21:23,856
Come on, let me buy you a drink.
393
00:21:23,858 --> 00:21:25,124
No, I'm actually sober.
394
00:21:25,193 --> 00:21:26,492
Uh, it's a long, weird story.
395
00:21:26,528 --> 00:21:28,339
I thought quitting drinking
would help me become
396
00:21:28,363 --> 00:21:29,729
more successful, but it turns out
397
00:21:29,798 --> 00:21:32,465
I'm just as big of a screw-up
as when I was a drunk.
398
00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:35,168
How does a man even get successful?
399
00:21:35,246 --> 00:21:36,261
Is it the eyes?
400
00:21:36,286 --> 00:21:37,303
You want my advice?
401
00:21:37,372 --> 00:21:38,771
Take life by the balls.
402
00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:40,607
Squeeze 'em, hard as you can.
403
00:21:40,742 --> 00:21:42,441
Squeezing seems like it would hurt.
404
00:21:42,511 --> 00:21:45,611
Success is a staircase.
The people are the steps.
405
00:21:45,613 --> 00:21:47,480
Something my son doesn't understand.
406
00:21:47,615 --> 00:21:50,283
I don't like what he's done
or how he's doing it,
407
00:21:50,418 --> 00:21:52,152
but Wes seems like a nice kid.
408
00:21:52,287 --> 00:21:53,820
Wes is a disappointment.
409
00:21:53,955 --> 00:21:55,488
Like my first wife.
410
00:21:55,623 --> 00:21:57,356
Cared too much.
411
00:21:57,392 --> 00:22:00,326
Nature this, camping that,
"the environment is dying!"
412
00:22:00,395 --> 00:22:02,228
Blah, blah, blah...
413
00:22:02,230 --> 00:22:04,564
I can hear the terrible words,
but all I can see is the ocean.
414
00:22:04,566 --> 00:22:06,432
Avert your gaze, son.
415
00:22:06,434 --> 00:22:07,567
Do you have any more coke?
416
00:22:07,569 --> 00:22:08,735
I'm falling asleep here, man.
417
00:22:10,705 --> 00:22:12,839
Three tabs of acid, a Thai stick,
418
00:22:12,974 --> 00:22:15,241
and a man-ham of mescaline.
419
00:22:15,277 --> 00:22:17,376
How is he still standing?
420
00:22:17,445 --> 00:22:20,580
And why do his eyes make me
want to give him all my money?
421
00:22:20,582 --> 00:22:22,514
We're running out of ammo, dad.
422
00:22:22,551 --> 00:22:25,251
Has anyone heard from Lidia?
423
00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:53,780
Uh, discount Grey Gardens called.
424
00:22:53,915 --> 00:22:56,782
They want their wardrobe back.
425
00:22:56,852 --> 00:22:58,418
Decent turn out.
426
00:22:58,553 --> 00:23:00,631
Are people having fun?
Is the communal grief palpable?
427
00:23:00,655 --> 00:23:02,388
Is the tuna dry?
428
00:23:02,390 --> 00:23:04,690
Oh, God, I wish I was still
alive so I could micro-manage.
429
00:23:04,692 --> 00:23:06,816
What are you even doing here anyway?
You're gonna blow your cover.
430
00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:10,229
Did you find the silver bullet
that's gonna take Dick down?
431
00:23:10,232 --> 00:23:11,698
Not just the bullet.
432
00:23:11,700 --> 00:23:13,433
I found the silver arsenal.
433
00:23:15,904 --> 00:23:18,704
The reason I can't get dirt,
or a reservation at that spa
434
00:23:18,740 --> 00:23:22,241
in palm desert, is because
it never opened!
435
00:23:22,244 --> 00:23:23,688
And that's just one of
the Lonergan Developments
436
00:23:23,712 --> 00:23:24,844
that never opened.
437
00:23:24,913 --> 00:23:27,313
Okay, so Lonergan sucks
at opening resorts?
438
00:23:27,448 --> 00:23:30,182
He uses these "builds"
as a tax write-off.
439
00:23:30,218 --> 00:23:31,784
They were never intended to open.
440
00:23:31,786 --> 00:23:34,520
He builds them and then
immediately declares bankruptcy.
441
00:23:34,589 --> 00:23:36,555
Fraud! Super illegal!
442
00:23:36,625 --> 00:23:39,258
So the new resort, ruining our family,
443
00:23:39,261 --> 00:23:41,727
bulldozing the Moonshine,
is for a tax write-off?
444
00:23:41,796 --> 00:23:44,397
He really is a dick!
445
00:23:44,399 --> 00:23:45,665
Do you have proof?
446
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:47,378
I was given access to
the company files to upload
447
00:23:47,402 --> 00:23:49,268
my designs, but I need Dick's password
448
00:23:49,293 --> 00:23:50,896
to get into financials.
449
00:23:50,935 --> 00:23:53,319
Right, because the biggest
jackass on the planet
450
00:23:53,408 --> 00:23:54,888
is just gonna hand over his password?
451
00:23:57,646 --> 00:24:00,947
I didn't come back from
the dead for nothing, baby.
452
00:24:00,949 --> 00:24:01,949
God...
453
00:24:14,295 --> 00:24:16,362
I didn't even get to say goodbye.
454
00:24:16,398 --> 00:24:19,231
Well, you can say hello
to all the free booze.
455
00:24:19,267 --> 00:24:22,835
Can't you see that I am devastated?
456
00:24:22,837 --> 00:24:24,337
That's what shooters are for.
457
00:24:24,472 --> 00:24:26,305
I don't drink!
458
00:24:26,341 --> 00:24:27,673
I am grieving.
459
00:24:27,742 --> 00:24:30,643
So much drama for some
snotty stuck-up biatch.
460
00:24:30,645 --> 00:24:32,311
Oh, hey, no!
461
00:24:32,347 --> 00:24:34,880
She was none of those things.
462
00:24:34,916 --> 00:24:38,551
She was the only woman
who ever believed in me.
463
00:24:38,686 --> 00:24:43,990
She told me that I could be
more than just a party bitch.
464
00:24:43,992 --> 00:24:47,660
That I could own
and operate my own business.
465
00:24:47,662 --> 00:24:51,597
She gave me my loan for my first van,
466
00:24:51,599 --> 00:24:53,733
which led to my second van,
467
00:24:53,868 --> 00:24:55,934
which did get repoed
because of my boyfriend,
468
00:24:55,971 --> 00:24:57,491
a.k.a. her brother. But you know what?
469
00:24:57,538 --> 00:25:00,406
This is about Lidia,
470
00:25:00,442 --> 00:25:04,043
and she was everything.
471
00:25:04,045 --> 00:25:05,678
You know what?
472
00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:08,280
She's not really gone
473
00:25:08,350 --> 00:25:13,419
because I am going to
carry on what she started.
474
00:25:13,554 --> 00:25:18,891
I am going to become
a big-city boss babe
475
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:22,428
in her honour!
476
00:25:22,563 --> 00:25:25,765
That's right,
I'm gonna reach for the stars.
477
00:25:25,834 --> 00:25:28,967
So you hold onto your butts, world,
478
00:25:29,004 --> 00:25:32,972
'cause Crystal Clean
is coming to Halifax!
479
00:25:35,443 --> 00:25:37,710
So, yea or nay on the shooters?
480
00:25:37,845 --> 00:25:39,445
Jesus! I need to grieve somewhere
481
00:25:39,580 --> 00:25:41,414
that doesn't smell like tuna fish!
482
00:25:44,386 --> 00:25:45,786
Wake up, my snoozing beauty.
483
00:25:46,488 --> 00:25:47,720
It's been nine hours;
There's a lot going on.
484
00:25:47,722 --> 00:25:49,721
A wake you need to sell,
two screaming babies,
485
00:25:49,758 --> 00:25:51,524
and the desecration
of my last moral fibre!
486
00:25:51,593 --> 00:25:52,593
Rhian? Oscar?
487
00:25:52,727 --> 00:25:54,460
Ani?
488
00:25:55,863 --> 00:25:57,863
Can someone please
tell me what's going on?
489
00:25:57,932 --> 00:25:58,932
Long story.
490
00:25:59,967 --> 00:26:01,045
Lidia hit the road
with her biker boy toy.
491
00:26:01,069 --> 00:26:02,668
She faked her death, he got away.
492
00:26:02,670 --> 00:26:04,015
- What?
- I filed the police report,
493
00:26:04,039 --> 00:26:05,872
which is now just a pile of lies...
494
00:26:05,874 --> 00:26:08,374
Oh God, the lies!
And now Rhian won't wake up,
495
00:26:08,443 --> 00:26:10,342
and I'm almost out of
breast milk, and, and...
496
00:26:10,378 --> 00:26:11,411
these, these puppies?
497
00:26:11,546 --> 00:26:12,878
They cannot lactate! I tried!
498
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:14,614
And did I mention
Rhian is not waking up?
499
00:26:14,616 --> 00:26:16,415
Okay, you mind if I go up?
500
00:26:20,955 --> 00:26:22,855
Rhian?
501
00:26:22,891 --> 00:26:26,925
Rhian, I think I found
a way to save the Moonshine.
502
00:26:26,961 --> 00:26:29,429
Ani?
503
00:26:29,564 --> 00:26:30,564
You finally came through?
504
00:26:30,631 --> 00:26:31,764
I have a plan.
505
00:26:31,899 --> 00:26:34,867
Even though the scramasax wasn't real,
506
00:26:34,936 --> 00:26:37,436
I was able to convince
a relic authenticator
507
00:26:37,439 --> 00:26:39,572
to fudge a document to stop the build.
508
00:26:39,707 --> 00:26:40,706
What?
509
00:26:40,708 --> 00:26:42,908
- How?
- I took him out for dinner.
510
00:26:43,044 --> 00:26:44,568
Lots of fake laughing.
511
00:26:44,593 --> 00:26:46,623
And, uh, well,
if you thought I was boring...
512
00:26:46,647 --> 00:26:48,380
I do.
513
00:26:48,450 --> 00:26:49,815
Well, so...
514
00:26:49,884 --> 00:26:52,017
Dick Lonergan won't
be able to build within
515
00:26:52,053 --> 00:26:54,954
five miles of this place.
516
00:26:54,956 --> 00:26:56,521
I can have my queendom back?
517
00:26:56,523 --> 00:26:57,924
Mm-hm!
518
00:26:57,926 --> 00:27:02,728
So you didn't shit
the bed after all, did ya, Ani!
519
00:27:02,730 --> 00:27:04,396
Oh...
520
00:27:06,801 --> 00:27:08,734
I can't let you do this.
521
00:27:08,803 --> 00:27:09,869
Why not?
522
00:27:10,004 --> 00:27:12,405
Because if you were ever found out,
523
00:27:12,540 --> 00:27:14,974
you'd lose your job,
524
00:27:15,109 --> 00:27:16,809
and then you would resent me.
525
00:27:16,944 --> 00:27:19,411
And I would resent you
for resenting me,
526
00:27:19,447 --> 00:27:21,947
and you don't want me to resent you.
527
00:27:21,983 --> 00:27:24,383
Hmm. I am really glad you said that.
528
00:27:24,452 --> 00:27:26,618
I really do love my career.
529
00:27:26,654 --> 00:27:28,788
Also, are you okay?
530
00:27:32,961 --> 00:27:35,127
I don't know.
531
00:27:47,175 --> 00:27:48,607
Hey.
532
00:27:50,111 --> 00:27:52,778
Sammy, I'm so sorry.
533
00:27:52,847 --> 00:27:55,715
I can't help but think this had
something to do with my father
534
00:27:55,850 --> 00:27:58,517
and how he treated her,
how he treated all of you.
535
00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:01,921
Uh... it's not as dire as you think.
536
00:28:01,990 --> 00:28:04,523
So...
537
00:28:04,526 --> 00:28:06,592
Long story.
538
00:28:06,628 --> 00:28:08,861
- Woo!
- Shake it for me!
539
00:28:08,863 --> 00:28:11,597
Another round!
540
00:28:11,732 --> 00:28:12,932
I have to go.
541
00:28:13,067 --> 00:28:14,867
Wait. Hey, hey... wait.
542
00:28:14,869 --> 00:28:16,469
If you're so against your dad,
543
00:28:16,604 --> 00:28:18,604
then why don't you just stop him?
544
00:28:18,739 --> 00:28:20,539
Just tell him how you feel.
He's right there.
545
00:28:20,542 --> 00:28:22,675
- I can't.
- Why?
546
00:28:22,744 --> 00:28:25,945
Because he'll shut me out.
547
00:28:26,014 --> 00:28:28,880
I don't have anyone else right now.
548
00:28:40,695 --> 00:28:42,694
Yeah, you do.
549
00:28:48,769 --> 00:28:49,769
Ahh!
550
00:28:53,074 --> 00:28:55,007
Tragic, isn't it?
551
00:28:55,009 --> 00:28:56,174
Yeah.
552
00:28:56,211 --> 00:28:58,844
The bottom-shelf Tequila
tastes like ass.
553
00:28:58,913 --> 00:29:01,580
No, I-I meant about Lidia.
554
00:29:01,583 --> 00:29:03,081
Who?
555
00:29:03,117 --> 00:29:04,516
The architect?
556
00:29:04,552 --> 00:29:06,986
Whose designs you loved?
557
00:29:07,055 --> 00:29:08,587
- The dead woman.
- Ahh!
558
00:29:08,623 --> 00:29:10,589
Yeah, such, such a loss.
559
00:29:10,592 --> 00:29:13,025
- Mm-hm!
- Tequila?
560
00:29:13,061 --> 00:29:16,128
The sweetest word. Ah!
561
00:29:16,197 --> 00:29:18,530
"Tequila!"
562
00:29:18,566 --> 00:29:19,865
Do you have a favourite word?
563
00:29:19,934 --> 00:29:22,167
Maybe a number?
564
00:29:22,237 --> 00:29:23,269
Ooh!
565
00:29:23,271 --> 00:29:24,703
Are you single?
566
00:29:24,739 --> 00:29:26,005
Just kidding.
567
00:29:26,074 --> 00:29:27,314
It doesn't really matter to me.
568
00:29:29,343 --> 00:29:32,645
You are a charmer!
569
00:29:32,780 --> 00:29:34,246
Seriously, though, the word?
570
00:29:34,282 --> 00:29:36,015
Nah, the only thing I'm serious about
571
00:29:36,150 --> 00:29:38,951
is getting out of this dump.
572
00:29:38,953 --> 00:29:42,020
Oh, hey, you wanna see my giant yacht?
573
00:29:42,056 --> 00:29:44,290
It's not a euphemism...
574
00:29:44,292 --> 00:29:45,825
Unless you want it to be.
575
00:29:45,827 --> 00:29:48,727
Ugh, God! What is wrong with you?
576
00:29:50,631 --> 00:29:52,631
Yeah, that's right.
577
00:29:52,634 --> 00:29:53,899
It's me, Dick!
578
00:29:53,935 --> 00:29:56,601
Lidia Finley-Cullen.
579
00:29:56,638 --> 00:29:57,870
The dead woman!
580
00:29:58,005 --> 00:29:59,104
Maybe I am high.
581
00:29:59,140 --> 00:30:01,107
I'm not actually dead, you idiot.
582
00:30:01,109 --> 00:30:02,607
But you will be soon.
583
00:30:02,644 --> 00:30:04,576
I know about your scam, Dick.
584
00:30:04,612 --> 00:30:08,714
How you build resorts and then
you never open them and...
585
00:30:08,783 --> 00:30:09,915
Don't you bat your eyelashes
586
00:30:09,984 --> 00:30:11,128
while I'm nailing you to the wall!
587
00:30:11,152 --> 00:30:12,952
I have piercing blue eyes, too.
588
00:30:12,954 --> 00:30:14,586
Not gonna work, bud!
589
00:30:14,656 --> 00:30:17,323
Well, I was never gonna
open this resort either.
590
00:30:17,458 --> 00:30:18,957
Not even for the tax break.
591
00:30:18,993 --> 00:30:20,326
- Ugh!
- Not valuable enough.
592
00:30:20,328 --> 00:30:22,261
No, this one?
593
00:30:22,396 --> 00:30:25,097
This one was just a bone
to throw to my useless son.
594
00:30:25,166 --> 00:30:27,166
Ah, there you are!
595
00:30:27,168 --> 00:30:30,002
Oh, come on, you thought I was
gonna let you screw this up
596
00:30:30,004 --> 00:30:32,116
like you did that line of
eco-conscious streetwear, huh?
597
00:30:32,140 --> 00:30:33,338
The "bespoke joggers"?
598
00:30:33,374 --> 00:30:34,904
You intervened on that project
599
00:30:34,929 --> 00:30:37,087
and we wound up in a sexual
harassment lawsuit, dad!
600
00:30:37,111 --> 00:30:38,143
Oh.
601
00:30:38,179 --> 00:30:40,212
You've done this to me my entire life.
602
00:30:40,348 --> 00:30:43,014
Just when I'm on the verge
of having something of my own,
603
00:30:43,051 --> 00:30:45,017
right, of maybe succeeding.
604
00:30:45,019 --> 00:30:47,686
You can't handle anyone else
being in the spotlight,
605
00:30:47,688 --> 00:30:48,920
so what do you do?
606
00:30:48,956 --> 00:30:51,923
You step in and you destroy it!
607
00:30:51,959 --> 00:30:53,492
I mean, come on!
608
00:30:53,494 --> 00:30:56,228
What loser is going to invest
actual cash into this place
609
00:30:56,363 --> 00:30:58,831
just so Joe and Josephine
who-gives-a-rats-ass
610
00:30:58,833 --> 00:31:01,679
can lounge themselves on the beach for
two pathetic weeks of their vacation?
611
00:31:01,703 --> 00:31:04,103
- I would.
- Yeah, whatever.
612
00:31:04,238 --> 00:31:06,772
And you know, it's
a post-truth world, blondie.
613
00:31:06,907 --> 00:31:10,976
And good luck linking Wesworld
with my offshore accounts.
614
00:31:11,045 --> 00:31:13,278
I'm a corporate raider, you tools!
615
00:31:13,314 --> 00:31:15,047
I'll Bury you in legal fees.
616
00:31:15,049 --> 00:31:17,249
You really are the biggest dick
617
00:31:17,318 --> 00:31:18,817
I've ever met in my life.
618
00:31:18,886 --> 00:31:20,018
Yeah!
619
00:31:20,088 --> 00:31:22,721
I'm long Dick Lonergan, baby!
620
00:31:22,724 --> 00:31:25,324
I take whatever I want, when I want.
621
00:31:25,393 --> 00:31:27,171
And that includes
your stupid little black pill.
622
00:31:27,195 --> 00:31:28,661
That didn't even take me down.
623
00:31:28,796 --> 00:31:30,062
I feel nothing!
624
00:31:30,064 --> 00:31:32,198
I wouldn't have done that
if I were you.
625
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:35,400
Well, you're not me,
and that's too bad because...
626
00:31:35,402 --> 00:31:40,672
I... am... awesome!
627
00:31:43,244 --> 00:31:45,911
Are you okay there, Dick?
628
00:31:45,947 --> 00:31:47,413
Ahh...
629
00:31:54,088 --> 00:31:55,754
Ahh...
630
00:32:10,872 --> 00:32:13,238
♪ one step beyond! ♪
631
00:32:16,977 --> 00:32:20,446
Whoa... ho-ho-ho!
632
00:32:28,256 --> 00:32:31,423
Is he... circumcising himself?
633
00:32:31,459 --> 00:32:34,393
Well, as a bona fide
jewess, I'd have to say...
634
00:32:34,395 --> 00:32:37,262
he's doing it wrong!
635
00:32:37,331 --> 00:32:39,999
Yeah!
636
00:32:40,134 --> 00:32:42,934
Woo!
637
00:32:42,970 --> 00:32:46,905
I'm the biggest dick in the universe!
638
00:32:49,443 --> 00:32:50,810
Lick the dick!
639
00:32:50,945 --> 00:32:53,779
Lick the dick! Lick the dick!
640
00:32:53,848 --> 00:32:55,447
Lick the dick!
641
00:32:55,483 --> 00:32:58,751
Lick the dick! Lick the dick!
642
00:32:58,886 --> 00:33:00,419
Lick the dick!
643
00:33:00,421 --> 00:33:03,756
Lick the dick! Lick the dick!
644
00:33:03,891 --> 00:33:05,423
Lick the dick!
645
00:33:05,460 --> 00:33:08,227
Lick the dick! Lick the dick!
646
00:33:08,296 --> 00:33:09,296
Lick the dick!
647
00:33:09,396 --> 00:33:10,896
Come on, buddy!
648
00:33:10,932 --> 00:33:13,832
Guys, good news. Dick has gone viral.
649
00:33:13,835 --> 00:33:15,434
The trolls are having a field day.
650
00:33:15,569 --> 00:33:16,702
Eugh...
651
00:33:18,105 --> 00:33:20,372
A few weeks of pain and then
watch him get some big TV deal.
652
00:33:20,374 --> 00:33:24,109
Also, um, why did it seem like
no one cared that I was gone?
653
00:33:24,178 --> 00:33:26,778
There was more emotion
around the 2-for-1 draft.
654
00:33:26,814 --> 00:33:29,515
Did the death of a sort-of-middle-aged
655
00:33:29,517 --> 00:33:32,784
single mother seriously
only deserve five minutes
656
00:33:32,854 --> 00:33:34,386
before the next viral disaster?
657
00:33:34,455 --> 00:33:36,855
Well, maybe it's
because there's so many of us.
658
00:33:36,891 --> 00:33:39,257
You lose one Finley-Cullen,
there's always ten more.
659
00:33:43,564 --> 00:33:45,497
You're alive!
660
00:33:45,533 --> 00:33:48,066
I am alive!
661
00:33:48,135 --> 00:33:49,535
Oh!
662
00:33:49,537 --> 00:33:51,002
You're still alive!
663
00:33:51,038 --> 00:33:54,139
I missed you too!
664
00:33:54,208 --> 00:33:56,976
I matter! I matter.
665
00:34:04,952 --> 00:34:07,219
Billionaire developer Richard Lonergan
666
00:34:07,221 --> 00:34:09,888
was filmed dressed like
a phallus, screaming that
667
00:34:09,957 --> 00:34:12,390
he, quote, "wants to
'expletive' the world,"
668
00:34:12,426 --> 00:34:15,427
end quote, at the family
campground named the Moonshine,
669
00:34:15,463 --> 00:34:18,163
which, to be honest,
I'd like to check out.
670
00:34:18,299 --> 00:34:21,166
Lonergan Developments' stock
prices dropped temporarily,
671
00:34:21,302 --> 00:34:25,037
but are now soaring
past pre-HR disaster levels.
672
00:34:25,106 --> 00:34:28,474
I am long Dick Lonergan!
673
00:34:28,609 --> 00:34:30,442
Ugh...
674
00:34:35,449 --> 00:34:37,316
His frat name... that's it!
675
00:34:37,318 --> 00:34:39,051
Oh!
676
00:34:43,090 --> 00:34:44,923
Long...
677
00:34:44,959 --> 00:34:46,525
Dick...
678
00:34:46,660 --> 00:34:49,595
Lonergan.
679
00:34:49,730 --> 00:34:52,364
Oh, yes! Okay.
680
00:34:54,201 --> 00:34:55,267
There we go.
681
00:34:55,402 --> 00:34:57,069
Finance.
682
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:02,341
Oh my God!
683
00:35:04,011 --> 00:35:07,212
I've got you by the dick, dongergan!
684
00:35:10,017 --> 00:35:12,084
Don't be sad, Neil.
685
00:35:12,219 --> 00:35:13,552
I'll be back soon.
686
00:35:13,687 --> 00:35:16,521
I'm not usually the type
for sun-up rendezvous,
687
00:35:16,557 --> 00:35:20,191
but I guess, for you,
I could make an exception.
688
00:35:22,163 --> 00:35:24,429
Oh, I see.
689
00:35:24,465 --> 00:35:25,564
I'm going to Florida.
690
00:35:25,633 --> 00:35:27,466
To get my woman.
691
00:35:27,535 --> 00:35:29,234
Is that why you called me here?
692
00:35:29,303 --> 00:35:32,037
I just wanted to see
your face when I told you
693
00:35:32,073 --> 00:35:34,973
that if you were the last
cribbage player on earth,
694
00:35:35,042 --> 00:35:38,544
after what you've done to my
family and tried to do to me...
695
00:35:38,546 --> 00:35:40,579
Never, ever happen again.
696
00:35:42,516 --> 00:35:44,149
Is that so?
697
00:35:44,151 --> 00:35:46,184
Get off my property.
698
00:35:46,220 --> 00:35:48,320
Leave my family alone.
699
00:36:50,151 --> 00:36:52,317
I'd be lying if I said
I remembered what happened.
700
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:55,187
You couldn't even remember my name.
701
00:36:58,125 --> 00:36:59,224
And did we...?
702
00:36:59,293 --> 00:37:01,493
Oh, no. No, no!
703
00:37:01,562 --> 00:37:03,728
Though you did try to
screw almost everyone else.
704
00:37:03,764 --> 00:37:06,265
And succeeded,
with an inflatable lobster.
705
00:37:08,268 --> 00:37:11,736
Still somehow
came out richer in the end.
706
00:37:11,772 --> 00:37:14,740
Lonergan stock prices are up.
707
00:37:14,742 --> 00:37:15,808
You're a meme.
708
00:37:15,810 --> 00:37:18,143
Congrats.
709
00:37:18,145 --> 00:37:19,344
Huh!
710
00:37:19,346 --> 00:37:22,147
Well, that's the way the world works.
711
00:37:24,618 --> 00:37:26,418
What's it all for, Dick?
712
00:37:26,553 --> 00:37:31,757
This trail of empty hotels
and shattered lives.
713
00:37:31,759 --> 00:37:34,393
I mean, your own son
wants nothing to do with you.
714
00:37:37,564 --> 00:37:39,798
Well, men can have kids till they die.
715
00:37:39,867 --> 00:37:41,633
Maybe I'll squeeze out a do-over.
716
00:37:43,137 --> 00:37:44,770
Ugh, God!
717
00:37:44,839 --> 00:37:49,174
I spent my entire career getting
suckered by men like you!
718
00:37:49,309 --> 00:37:51,343
Guys who screw up over and over
719
00:37:51,478 --> 00:37:54,446
and still come out on top.
720
00:37:54,515 --> 00:37:57,382
When a woman makes one or two...
721
00:37:57,518 --> 00:38:01,319
Maybe a few dozen mistakes...
722
00:38:01,355 --> 00:38:03,522
...she needs to reinvent.
723
00:38:03,657 --> 00:38:07,459
Every goddamn time.
724
00:38:07,461 --> 00:38:09,661
You know what?
725
00:38:09,730 --> 00:38:11,196
Not anymore.
726
00:38:13,867 --> 00:38:15,734
I have the files, dick.
727
00:38:15,736 --> 00:38:18,203
Three decades of fraud.
728
00:38:18,205 --> 00:38:20,138
All the evidence needed
for the nice folks
729
00:38:20,207 --> 00:38:24,175
at the tax department
to take you down.
730
00:38:24,211 --> 00:38:26,678
Leave the Moonshine alone
731
00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:28,613
or die in jail.
732
00:38:28,649 --> 00:38:29,815
Wow.
733
00:38:29,884 --> 00:38:31,817
Hot and ruthless.
734
00:38:31,819 --> 00:38:33,752
I don't suppose
you'd want a job for real.
735
00:38:33,754 --> 00:38:36,822
Men like you have
no use for women like me.
736
00:38:36,957 --> 00:38:39,424
Can't make you money.
737
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:43,161
Too old and smart to screw.
738
00:38:43,230 --> 00:38:44,896
Anyway...
739
00:38:47,668 --> 00:38:49,500
I'm spoken for.
740
00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:15,394
Is this really the best
picture we could find?
741
00:39:15,396 --> 00:39:17,195
What happened to my slideshow idea?
742
00:39:17,264 --> 00:39:20,398
Maybe with a little Sarah McLachlan?
743
00:39:20,434 --> 00:39:22,734
Oh, come on!
744
00:39:22,736 --> 00:39:25,270
The sun is shining.
745
00:39:27,074 --> 00:39:29,407
I'm still alive,
and so is the Moonshine.
746
00:39:29,443 --> 00:39:30,776
For now.
747
00:39:30,778 --> 00:39:34,146
Yeah, we're still broke,
unemployed, aging rapidly...
748
00:39:34,281 --> 00:39:36,949
Well, I feel great.
749
00:39:36,951 --> 00:39:39,351
I had a nap,
750
00:39:39,486 --> 00:39:41,552
I feel rested...
751
00:39:43,457 --> 00:39:44,623
And I had an epiphany.
752
00:39:44,758 --> 00:39:46,892
Oh, God!
753
00:39:47,027 --> 00:39:48,419
I need help.
754
00:39:48,497 --> 00:39:50,407
Yeah, we've been saying that
for years, psycho.
755
00:39:50,431 --> 00:39:52,864
"Having it all" doesn't feel
like I thought it would.
756
00:39:52,999 --> 00:39:55,767
I mean, sure, my life
looks perfect from the outside,
757
00:39:55,836 --> 00:39:59,304
being a mom, a partner,
FCBA president, a career woman.
758
00:39:59,340 --> 00:40:02,774
And don't get me wrong,
I could do it all alone, but...
759
00:40:02,810 --> 00:40:04,776
uh, honey bear, standing right here...
760
00:40:04,778 --> 00:40:06,778
What are you saying, Rhian?
761
00:40:06,814 --> 00:40:10,515
I want the three of us to be partners.
762
00:40:10,517 --> 00:40:12,751
Run the Moonshine together.
763
00:40:12,886 --> 00:40:16,355
Like... us? As in us?
764
00:40:16,490 --> 00:40:17,722
Mm-hm!
765
00:40:17,758 --> 00:40:19,224
Yeah.
766
00:40:19,293 --> 00:40:21,526
I mean, I know I've been fighting it,
767
00:40:21,662 --> 00:40:26,531
but maybe everything
I need is right here.
768
00:40:26,667 --> 00:40:28,766
Other than a pedicure;
I need that, like, yesterday.
769
00:40:28,802 --> 00:40:30,268
But just to be clear,
770
00:40:30,403 --> 00:40:32,603
when I say "together,"
I'm still the one in charge.
771
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:35,207
Right. What could possibly go wrong?
772
00:40:35,342 --> 00:40:37,042
Ah, looks like somebody
got back together
773
00:40:37,044 --> 00:40:38,810
with his luv-ah!
774
00:40:38,879 --> 00:40:40,845
Um...
775
00:40:40,881 --> 00:40:44,516
Has anyone checked
our bank statements today?
776
00:40:44,518 --> 00:40:46,351
Why bother? We're broke.
777
00:40:48,722 --> 00:40:50,822
Check again!
778
00:40:50,824 --> 00:40:53,491
Five million dollars?!
779
00:40:53,527 --> 00:40:54,993
Yeah!
780
00:40:55,128 --> 00:40:56,294
What?!
781
00:40:56,363 --> 00:40:57,962
It's from my dad.
782
00:40:57,998 --> 00:40:59,898
I don't know what
you said to him, Lidia,
783
00:40:59,900 --> 00:41:02,467
but he wants to become a seasonal.
784
00:41:02,503 --> 00:41:05,003
And this is his
non-refundable deposit.
785
00:41:05,005 --> 00:41:06,271
What?!
786
00:41:12,713 --> 00:41:14,646
Ha-ha!
787
00:41:24,692 --> 00:41:28,894
♪ This is our fork in the road ♪
788
00:41:30,864 --> 00:41:33,531
♪ Love's last episode
789
00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:34,866
Come on, Neil!
790
00:41:34,902 --> 00:41:40,538
♪ There's nowhere to go, oh no ♪
791
00:41:40,574 --> 00:41:42,307
♪ you made your choice ♪
792
00:41:43,643 --> 00:41:47,746
♪ Now it's up to me ♪
793
00:41:47,748 --> 00:41:52,517
♪ to bow out gracefully ♪
794
00:41:52,519 --> 00:41:57,422
♪ though you hold the key, but baby ♪
795
00:41:57,557 --> 00:42:01,660
♪ whenever you call me,
I'll be there ♪
796
00:42:01,795 --> 00:42:03,728
♪ whenever you want me,
I'll be there ♪
797
00:42:05,799 --> 00:42:09,968
♪ Whenever you need me,
I'll be there ♪
798
00:42:10,037 --> 00:42:12,670
♪ I'll be around...
799
00:42:15,108 --> 00:42:16,541
Uh...
800
00:42:16,676 --> 00:42:17,676
Uh...
801
00:42:17,711 --> 00:42:18,977
Moira...
802
00:42:18,979 --> 00:42:20,979
I-I swear I didn't know
Lidia was actually alive
803
00:42:20,981 --> 00:42:22,647
when I filed that
police report, and...
804
00:42:22,649 --> 00:42:24,683
and the teeth looked very real!
805
00:42:24,818 --> 00:42:26,384
Do I look like a frickin' dentist?
806
00:42:26,453 --> 00:42:27,719
Is it Terry?
807
00:42:27,788 --> 00:42:29,855
Actually, yeah.
808
00:42:29,990 --> 00:42:32,150
In return for his job back,
Officer Gallagher confirmed
809
00:42:32,225 --> 00:42:34,392
a tip we just received.
810
00:42:34,461 --> 00:42:36,661
The skull that was
discovered last week...
811
00:42:36,797 --> 00:42:39,564
It's been ided.
812
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:42,734
Jimmy Murphy. Your biological father.
813
00:42:42,736 --> 00:42:44,146
They're gonna arrest mom.
814
00:42:44,170 --> 00:42:46,771
Anyone here happen to be a murderer?
815
00:42:55,682 --> 00:42:57,949
Babe!
816
00:42:57,985 --> 00:42:59,751
Yep...
817
00:43:12,214 --> 00:43:19,681
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