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There. There. You see it?
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I can't get close enough.
Move closer to the light.
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- I see it.
- Green, right?
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- I wouldn't say green--
- Just pluck it.
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No, I want to take it to the colorist.
This is evidence.
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- Oh, hold on.
- Is it just the one strand?
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- No, I saw two others.
- [ Gasps ] Oh, yeah.
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- Do you see it?
- Yeah, maybe it's just dead,
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because sometimes when a follicle dies--
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No, no, no. This isn't dead. The shaft
gets all limp and dry dead.
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- This one is alive and green.
- Bobby.
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- [ Gasps ]
- [ Shouts ]
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- Are you okay?
- Yeah. Uh, yeah, sure. We're--
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Some of Ally's hair is green.
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Well, wh-wh-what-- what brings you here?
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A case. I represent two men
against a hospital.
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There could be a conflict of interest.
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So I need outside counsel. Interested?
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In you? I mean--
I mean, what sort of case?
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It's a little strange. Basically, theywanna switch hearts.
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What do you mean they wanna switch hearts?
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One's got a good heart, the other's got a
congenital disease. They wanna switch.
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I-Is that legal?
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That's the question.
Will you do it with me?
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Um, sure, sure. Yeah. [ Chuckles ]
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I've solved my dismount.
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{\an8}♪ I've been down this road ♪
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{\an8}♪ Walkin' the linethat's painted by pride ♪
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{\an8}♪ And I have made mistakes in my life ♪
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{\an8}♪ That I just can't hide ♪
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{\an8}♪ Oh, I believe I am ready ♪
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{\an8}♪ For what love has to bring Yeah, yeah ♪
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{\an8}♪ I got myself together ♪
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{\an8}♪ Now I'm ready to sing ♪
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{\an8}♪ I've been searching my soul tonight ♪
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{\an8}♪ I know there's so much more to life ♪
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{\an8}♪ Now I know I can shine a light ♪
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{\an8}♪ To find my way back home ♪
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{\an8}♪ Oh ♪
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{\an8}♪ Baby, yeah ♪
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{\an8}♪ Oh, yeah ♪♪
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They want to do what?
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{\an8}Well, one guy is a C.E.O. at Micro-World.
His heart is giving out.
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{\an8}And the other guy's a janitor who has ahealthy heart, and-and they-they--
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{\an8}- He's willing to give his heart away.
- Right.
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{\an8}The hospital is refusing to do the
surgery,
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{\an8}so were gonna get in there and
get a court order.
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He can have mine. I never use it.
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Kidding. Who cares? John, new case, Alan
Farmer. Who's he?
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Second cousin. I apologize. He goes on a
trial today-- misdemeanor battery.
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{\an8}His other lawyer wanted to plead it out.Alan refused.
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{\an8}So it's come to-- [ Stammering, Humming ]
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{\an8}- Me.
- [ Billy ] What did he do?
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{\an8}Evidently, he assaults happy people.
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{\an8}He assaults happy people?
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- Yes.
- Well, how does-- What?
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He sees people who are happy,
he accosts them. I--
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Renee drew the case, so I anticipate a
battle hard-fought, but fair.
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There. There, there, there. It's green.
It's green. See? It's definitely green.
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Ow! [ Stammers ]
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- [ Sniffs ]
- Ew.
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{\an8}- You want me to order what?
- Thank you, Your Honor.
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{\an8}It's within any individual's right to
donate an organ. If this were a kidney--
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{\an8}It's not a kidney.
You're talking about his heart.
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{\an8}- The heart is a muscle. My client--
- Suppose he dies.
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{\an8}This man, by taking the weaker heart,could die.
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{\an8}Which he recognizesand he's willing to take.
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{\an8}- He's willing to risk suicide. Fine--
- He's willing to risk dying.
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{\an8}That's not the same as suicide.
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{\an8}This is so repugnant to public policy.
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{\an8}Is Mr. Michaelson paying
this man for the organ?
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{\an8}[ Bobby ] Absolutely not.
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{\an8}There's nothing tainted here. It's a
decision which affects them.
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{\an8}Who are we to stand in their way?
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{\an8}[ Lawyer ] But you're asking the hospitalto participate.
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{\an8}If they wanna switch hearts, fine, but you
can't order the hospital to do it.
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{\an8}- What's to lose for the hospital?
- Reputation, for starters.
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{\an8}This kind of voodoo surgery
could cost federal grants--
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{\an8}Not if some pro-voodoo judge
sticks you with a court order.
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{\an8}The hospital would be off the hook.
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{\an8}- Your Honor, you can't be serious.
- Mr. Gilson,
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{\an8}I want to hear from you, 10:00 tomorrow.
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{\an8}I'd be glad to plea. That's what I said I
wanted-- plea, plea, plea.
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{\an8}But I don't want jail.
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{\an8}- They won't agree to no jail.
- Can't go to jail. No, no.
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{\an8}- We go to trial. No to jail. No, no.
- If convicted--
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{\an8}Can't go to jail. No, no, no to jail.
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Well, I was on the subway, um,
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sitting next to a man that I was dating.
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Oh, well, in fact, it was our first date.
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And could you tell
the court what happened?
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He was riding me to my stop,
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and we were just talking and laughing...
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- and then "thwap."
- Thwap?
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That awful person hit me-- vicious.
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Objection to the words awful and vicious.
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I'd also be seeking to strike "thwap" on
grounds of ambiguity.
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I'll strike awful and vicious.
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Did he hit you with his hand, Ms. Martin?
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No, he had a sawed-off paddle.
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A paddle?
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Yes, like you would use to paddle acanoe...
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if it were normal length, but he had sawedit into a weapon, and he hit me.
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Right before you got hit,
did you and your date kiss?
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- No.
- Were you thinking of kissing?
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Well, we could've been.
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- [ John ] But you didn't, did you?
- No.
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You were thinking of kissing and you
didn't kiss. Is that your testimony?
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- I guess.
- Thank you.
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[ Bobby ] That's the complete list of allthe money he's given him,
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to the best of his memory.
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- So he has taken money.
- Nothing quid pro quo.
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But why do you think
he's doing this, really?
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They're friends.
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A custodian and a C.E.O.,
and-and you believe that?
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Wait. I thought I was
the hard and jaded one.
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I came to you because I thoughtyou still practice innocence.
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But even so, fr-friends don't--
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I-I-I-- I consider you and I to be
friends,
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but I don't think I'd even give you blood.
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Yeah, you would.
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Anyway-- [ Sighs ]thanks for taking this case.
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Sure.
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Hey, Ally, you know, I, um--
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I showed up at your bar once,
in your office,
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saw all you guys dancing.
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- Oh.
- You all seem to have fun together.
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We do.
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When's the last time you danced?
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Me? I dance.
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Oh, I know. I know. But the last time--
Do you even remember?
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- Not really.
- Mmm.
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[ Clears Throat ]
Well, I-I have time for one.
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Uh, well, it's-it's-- it's past 10:00. We
have to be in court at 9:00.
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Oh, no, no. No, no. Right here, one dance.
You're due.
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You just need to hear
the music in your head.
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- In my head?
- Mm-hmm.
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Y-You can do that, can't you?
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Sure.
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[ Thinking ] ♪♪ [ Slow Rock ]
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Okay. [ Clears Throat ]
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Dance.
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So I just pretend to hear the music?
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Mm-hmm. That's all.
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- [ Vonda ] ♪ Just one look ♪
- You hear it?
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♪ And I fell so ha-hard ♪
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- I'm beginning to.
- ♪ In love ♪
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♪ With you ♪
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♪ Oh, oh ♪
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♪ I found out ♪
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♪ How good it fee-ee-eels ♪
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♪ To have ♪
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♪ Your love ♪
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♪ Oh, oh ♪♪
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- [ Georgia ] Did you kiss him?
- No, I didn't kiss him.
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- We just--
- Danced, slow, to pretend music?
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Well, it wasn't clingy slow.
It was just preppy slow.
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- Slow is slow. I would've kissed him.
- Mmm.
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- Billy.
- Billy.
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If-If I were you, meaning
I'm-I'm, you know--
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- Married.
- Married.
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Uh, I've got green hair,
and I'm due in court.
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This guy, Donnell--
He does it for you, huh?
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Me? N-No.
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[ Chuckles ] Are you kidding? I don't even
think he's at all good-looking.
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You know, maybe he is. I don't--
I don't even remember.
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I was sitting in the theater.The movie was a little slow.
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I kind of rested my head
against my date's,
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and "boom," I get hit on the temple.
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- Was it a vicious hit?
- Objection.
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Sustained.
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- Did you see who did it?
- He did it.
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I turn around, he has a mini boat paddle.
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He whacked me with it.
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You let your head fall against the woman
seated next to you?
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- She was my date.
- Oh, your date, not your girlfriend?
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- She happens to be my fiancée.
- At the time?
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No, but later we became engaged.
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At the time, you were untoward.
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Are you kidding?
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Your Honor.
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- Mr. Hendrix, would you step up here?
- What?
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Step up here, please.
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Let me see your teeth.
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Excuse me?
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Let me see your teeth.
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You have something--
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Why, it's spinach. [ Groans ]
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I am very, very disappointed.
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Wh-What's going on?
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Mr. Cage, you have any more questions?
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No, Your Honor.
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Members of the jury, our witnesshas a small piece of spinach...
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caught in an incisor.
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Now, when oral decay starts to build upbetween the tooth and the gum,
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bacteria starts to build colonies.
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Even the most nutritious vegetablecan turn into Vietnam.
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[ Mutters ]
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[ Clears Throat ]
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Let's just call this off.
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Don't be such a quitter.
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Quit-- Don't call me a quitter.
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- You're a quitter. Don't be a quitter.
- Where do you get off?
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I can take a couple of questions in the
witness chair.
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That's what we came here for.
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Hey! Hey, hey!
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Let's just go inside.
Bobby is waiting for us.
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Go on ahead, Bernie. I'm gonna talk to Ms.
McBeal for a second.
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- About what?
- Just go.
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- She's my lawyer.
- I'm planning your birthday party. Scram.
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He's not gonna be grilled up there, is he?
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Well, he's not on trial for anything.
And the judge--
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Ah, that other lawyer
seemed a little aggressive.
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If there's a chance he tries
to humiliate Bernie--
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There wouldn't be a motive to beat him up.
It should be okay.
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Yeah.
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All right.
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Now-Now, how did you meet Mr. Michaelson?
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I asked him for change. He was walking by
one day. That was in 1989.
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- He gave you change?
- Gave me a five-dollar bill.
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And every Wednesday for the next threeyears he gave me a five-dollar bill.
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Did you, um, talk?
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No, not really. He'd say,"How are you today?"
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Then he'd look me right in the eye, which
is more than I got from most people.
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[ Ally ] Well, how did you and Mr.Michaelson become best friends?
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Well, one day it was--
it was snow and cold.
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And he brought me inside to this place on
Milk Street for some soup.
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And we started talkin'. Turns out it waseasy to find things to talk about.
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We both played high school ball
in the same conference.
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[ Chuckles ] We-We just hit it off.
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And?
232
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Gave me a job as a custodian in his
company.
233
00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:53,314
We started having lunch every now
and again.
234
00:12:53,397 --> 00:12:55,107
Then it became every Wednesday.
235
00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:58,110
- You have lunch together every Wednesday?
- Going on five years.
236
00:12:58,194 --> 00:13:00,863
We only missed two. This last one 'causehe went and got sick.
237
00:13:00,946 --> 00:13:04,408
Mr. Gilson, did Mr. Michaelsonever offer to compensate you...
238
00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:06,285
for what you're offering to give him now?
239
00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:14,627
I-I think what the judgeis getting at is-is... why?
240
00:13:14,710 --> 00:13:18,214
He's got a family. He's got a beautifulwife. He's got two great kids.
241
00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:21,926
People who need him to live. And with theheart he's got, he's got, what?
242
00:13:22,009 --> 00:13:25,346
- Maybe three, four years.
- So this is just friendship at work?
243
00:13:25,429 --> 00:13:28,432
Friendship, and the goodness of my heart.
244
00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:31,352
And Mr. Gilson, if you were a C.E.O.of a large corporation...
245
00:13:31,435 --> 00:13:34,772
and Mr. Michaelson was a janitor, wouldyou still be here today?
246
00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:38,859
- Probably not.
- And why is that?
247
00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:40,194
If I were a C.E.O.,
248
00:13:40,277 --> 00:13:42,822
I doubt I would've brought a street person
in from the snow...
249
00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:44,990
and given him soup.
250
00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:47,159
Sir, you've got to help me out a little.
251
00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:49,620
Why would any sane man swap
his good heart for a sick one?
252
00:13:49,703 --> 00:13:52,248
Judge, let me ask you a question.
253
00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:54,959
Is there any answer I could give
that would satisfy you?
254
00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:02,550
You see how it's orangey?
255
00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:04,927
After Ally I took a closer look at mine.
256
00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:07,179
You use too many chemicals,
and I'm pro-chemical.
257
00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:08,347
It was just a highlight.
258
00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:10,808
Did you have head lice as a child?
259
00:14:10,891 --> 00:14:12,810
I read once where lice over
time can cause orange hair.
260
00:14:12,893 --> 00:14:13,769
I never had head lice.
261
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,981
It's nothing to be ashamed of. It's common
with small children.
262
00:14:17,064 --> 00:14:18,774
- I also had pinworms.
- You did?
263
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,317
But they don't cause orange hair.
264
00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:22,069
- You got that from lice.
- I never had lice.
265
00:14:22,152 --> 00:14:24,363
- Suit yourself.
- What's wrong?
266
00:14:24,446 --> 00:14:27,199
- Georgia has parasites.
- I do not!
267
00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:29,410
Can I talk to you?
268
00:14:29,493 --> 00:14:31,871
- Why?
- I need to talk.
269
00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:34,623
Can you give me two minutes?
270
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:37,126
I'll be in my office.
271
00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:41,839
- [ Door Closes ]
- I mentioned the pinworms in confidence.
272
00:14:41,922 --> 00:14:43,924
Oh, okay.
273
00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:49,388
[ Knocking ]
274
00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:53,225
So?
275
00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:56,061
I don't expect you to never
be attracted to other men,
276
00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:59,064
but nor do I expect you to share those
attractions with other people.
277
00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:02,234
It's disrespectful to me, and it's
disrespectful to our marriage.
278
00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:03,152
What?
279
00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:05,070
You want me to say it louder,
I can do that.
280
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:07,740
- It was the way I was tempted to go.
- You're--
281
00:15:07,823 --> 00:15:09,909
Billy, that was girl talk.
282
00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:12,119
Girl talk is "He's cute."
283
00:15:12,202 --> 00:15:14,455
Girl talk is not "I would've kissed him."
284
00:15:14,538 --> 00:15:17,625
Oh, come on. I didn't mean I would
kiss him. I meant--
285
00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:20,294
You're talking about what you'd like to
do, Georgia. Admit that.
286
00:15:20,377 --> 00:15:23,005
The fact that you wouldn't,
great. I appreciate that.
287
00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:25,257
But when you say you would like
to kiss another man,
288
00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:26,717
what does that say about our marriage?
289
00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:30,471
Maybe nothing. Could be.
But definitely nothing good.
290
00:15:30,554 --> 00:15:32,765
I deserve more respect than that.
291
00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:38,103
- Hey!
- I'm concerned for her hair.
292
00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:39,688
[ Groans ]
293
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:40,898
I will not let the guy go.
294
00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:43,442
The weapon was made from a very soft pine.
295
00:15:43,525 --> 00:15:46,153
He's a serial head-whacker.
How can you not cop to a mis?
296
00:15:46,236 --> 00:15:48,697
- The guy hits people with canoe paddles.
- Soft pine.
297
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:51,450
- I know.
- Suspend the time, we'll plead guilty.
298
00:15:51,533 --> 00:15:54,912
- All but six months.
- That troubles me.
299
00:15:54,995 --> 00:15:56,956
Take a moment, John. They guy could've
hurt somebody.
300
00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:58,958
- [ Machinery Clanks ]
- Hmm.
301
00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:00,960
What are you doing?
302
00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:03,170
Renee, I care for you.
303
00:16:03,253 --> 00:16:06,131
In the spirit of friendship,
I'd like you to hear me out.
304
00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:08,300
I'm listening.
305
00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:11,261
Not too long ago, a man entered
a woman's house at night...
306
00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:13,681
without invitation and accosted her foot.
307
00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:16,684
It was an easy conviction for you to get,
but you didn't get it.
308
00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:18,727
Why? Because you were up against me.
309
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:21,563
I'm sure it gave your office pause.
310
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:24,942
You then faced arrest yourself
for kickboxing a man.
311
00:16:25,025 --> 00:16:27,653
You faced a certain criminal record,
which you escaped.
312
00:16:27,736 --> 00:16:29,822
Why? Me.
313
00:16:29,905 --> 00:16:32,825
Verdict aside, it had
to give your office pause.
314
00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:35,494
Now you have a case.
315
00:16:35,577 --> 00:16:39,248
The defendant runs around assaulting
innocent people with a dangerous weapon.
316
00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:42,418
Imagine the consequences of his acquittal,
317
00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:45,713
consider the pause it'll give
your superiors if you lose,
318
00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:48,799
and then ponder who
you're up against-- me.
319
00:16:48,882 --> 00:16:51,510
Let me say it again-- me.
320
00:16:52,594 --> 00:16:55,180
[ Sighs ] John,
321
00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:58,183
you're not gonna work your little Biscuit
magic in this one.
322
00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:00,185
Not a chance.
323
00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:05,024
[ Stomach Growling ]
324
00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:09,945
It won't take more than a half hour. I
want the judge to hear from you.
325
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,031
Let him ask questions if he wants.
326
00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:14,033
- Fine.
- Don't have a coronary.
327
00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:17,244
- Oh, that's funny.
- Also, this may seem manipulative,
328
00:17:17,327 --> 00:17:20,873
but it would help to have your family
there-- kids sitting up front looking sad.
329
00:17:20,956 --> 00:17:24,668
- Don't look at me that way. It helps.
- Did I say anything?
330
00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:27,629
I really don't want my kids listening to
how their dad might die.
331
00:17:28,672 --> 00:17:30,591
That shouldn't happen in this session.
332
00:17:30,674 --> 00:17:33,052
If it looks like it could,
your wife can escort them out.
333
00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:37,806
- [ Clicks Tongue ] Okay.
- Okay. It's late.
334
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:41,351
- Drive you home.
- We'll see you tomorrow, huh?
335
00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:43,353
- Good night.
- Give me the keys. I'll drive.
336
00:17:43,437 --> 00:17:45,439
- I'm driving.
- You're dangerous--
337
00:17:45,522 --> 00:17:48,400
Oh, the things that bring people together.
338
00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:50,652
Yeah.
339
00:17:57,117 --> 00:18:00,579
I'll, uh-- I'll give you a lift.
340
00:18:00,662 --> 00:18:03,332
No, that's okay. I'm gonna take a cab.
341
00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:06,877
At 11:00 at night? I'm taking you home.
342
00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:14,343
I'll help hail you a cab then.
343
00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:16,762
Okay.
344
00:18:31,568 --> 00:18:35,322
Um, hum, I, um, mmm-- [ Clears Throat ]
345
00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:39,284
I have a-a-a great imaginary world,
346
00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:42,955
but sometimes I just need things
to happen for real.
347
00:18:43,038 --> 00:18:45,040
[ Stammers ]
348
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:49,211
[ Vonda ] ♪ Fools ♪
349
00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:52,256
♪ Fall in love ♪
350
00:18:52,339 --> 00:18:56,552
♪ In a hurry ♪
351
00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:01,640
♪ Fools ♪
352
00:19:01,723 --> 00:19:04,351
♪ Give their hearts ♪
353
00:19:04,434 --> 00:19:08,814
♪ Much too soon, yeah ♪♪
354
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:15,988
- [ Renee ] I gotta hear it.
- [ Ally ] Renee!
355
00:19:16,071 --> 00:19:18,866
You tell me
every little morsel. Was it a good kiss?
356
00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:22,703
[ Together ] Oh, my... God.
357
00:19:22,786 --> 00:19:25,038
Okay, you know how first kisses can be?
358
00:19:25,122 --> 00:19:26,707
The lips don't line up right.
359
00:19:26,790 --> 00:19:28,458
- You get a little tooth on tooth?
- Yeah.
360
00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:30,794
Well, this kiss wasn't
like that. Full alignment,
361
00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:32,796
upper on upper, lower and lower,
362
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:35,507
and I'm not even gonna
talk about his tongue.
363
00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:36,425
Oh, yes, you will.
364
00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:38,427
- Forget it.
- Give it up.
365
00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:40,804
All I'm gonna say--
If I bring him to the bar,
366
00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:43,182
you better not get up and sing to him.
367
00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:45,517
Oh, cute!
368
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:51,064
[ Feet Stomping ]
369
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:55,694
- What?
- What? What?
370
00:19:55,777 --> 00:19:58,155
- You're upset.
- I'm not upset.
371
00:19:58,238 --> 00:19:59,990
[ Feet Stomping Continues ]
372
00:20:00,073 --> 00:20:02,534
Georgia, you're obviously mad
about something.
373
00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:05,287
You're the one who's mad, remember?
374
00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:08,207
You're the one who's jealous.
And it suddenly dawned on me.
375
00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:11,001
You're not jealous that I wanna kiss
Bobby What's-his-face.
376
00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:13,128
- You're jealous that she does.
- Who?
377
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,505
Who? Ha! Who?
378
00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:18,342
Ally who. That's who.
379
00:20:18,425 --> 00:20:20,636
- You are jealous 'cause she--
- I am leaving.
380
00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:23,055
You have never been jealous of
me being attracted to somebody.
381
00:20:23,138 --> 00:20:24,389
I was angry when you started--
382
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:26,225
- What about Glenn with the giant--
- Hey!
383
00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:28,352
- I even sculpted it, and you--
- Hey!
384
00:20:28,435 --> 00:20:31,480
You are projecting your jealousy
about her onto me.
385
00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:34,399
- You've been to too many shrinks!
- I have never been to a shrink!
386
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:37,069
And it shows!
387
00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:40,405
[ Groans ]
388
00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:44,326
The truth is... he's never
asked me for anything,
389
00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:47,371
except the change
when he was on the street.
390
00:20:47,454 --> 00:20:51,333
- What about the job?
- [ Scoffs ] He didn't ask.
391
00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:54,503
I had to practically force it on him.
392
00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:56,797
Mr. Michaelson, this friendship you have
with Mr. Gilson,
393
00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:59,424
what do you get out of it?
394
00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:02,719
- Besides a new heart?
- You said it.
395
00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:05,430
That expression "lonely at the top"--
396
00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:08,267
You have no idea how true that is.
397
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:11,270
There isn't a single meeting, a lunch
or even a conversation...
398
00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:16,942
where whoever I'm dealing with
doesn't look at me as the boss.
399
00:21:17,025 --> 00:21:19,861
My jokes get laughs, funny or not.
400
00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:23,282
My opinions have automatic credibility.
401
00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:26,118
People even say the mustard
looks great on my tie.
402
00:21:27,411 --> 00:21:29,413
A friendship isn't real...
403
00:21:29,496 --> 00:21:33,000
unless both sides have
the right and the power...
404
00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:35,419
to tell the other guy to go to hell.
405
00:21:35,502 --> 00:21:37,963
[ Bobby ] Does he tell you to go to hell?
406
00:21:38,046 --> 00:21:39,423
Three times a week at least.
407
00:21:39,506 --> 00:21:42,843
But you could fire him, so this autonomythat you're talking about--
408
00:21:42,926 --> 00:21:45,429
He doesn't care if I fire him.
409
00:21:45,512 --> 00:21:47,931
Mr. Michaelson, do you love this man?
410
00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:56,440
I'd never say so with him in the room.
411
00:21:56,523 --> 00:21:59,776
Doesn't that make it difficult
to take his heart?
412
00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:01,903
Of course it does.
413
00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:04,906
As he said, I told him no forever.
414
00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:07,617
Then why did you eventually say yes?
415
00:22:07,701 --> 00:22:10,120
My children.
416
00:22:10,203 --> 00:22:13,623
I don't want them to grow upwithout a father.
417
00:22:13,707 --> 00:22:16,209
My wife.
418
00:22:16,293 --> 00:22:20,130
And Bernie. I came to believe
he really wants this.
419
00:22:20,213 --> 00:22:24,968
When I said before that he'd never askedme for anything, isn't exactly right.
420
00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:27,262
He's asked me for this.
421
00:22:33,518 --> 00:22:37,689
I see them there all lovey-lovey, but
clutchy, you know, awkward.
422
00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:40,484
It's all fumble-bumble love.
They don't know how to act.
423
00:22:40,567 --> 00:22:43,320
- The couples?
- The couples, yeah.
424
00:22:43,403 --> 00:22:47,657
They're kind of stuck in cutesy neutral,and when I see it, I, you know--
425
00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:50,994
- Assault them with canoe paddles?
- I accelerate love.
426
00:22:51,078 --> 00:22:53,038
You accelerate love?
427
00:22:53,121 --> 00:22:57,125
We live in a fast world, Judge. People are
looking for instant gratification.
428
00:22:57,209 --> 00:23:01,338
Like TV watching today. The remote-- Boom,
boom, boom, changing channels.
429
00:23:01,421 --> 00:23:04,049
No patience. People have no patience.
430
00:23:04,132 --> 00:23:06,635
Same thing on a date. They want it to
click, click, click.
431
00:23:06,718 --> 00:23:10,639
And sometimes they get
a little stuck, so I--
432
00:23:10,722 --> 00:23:13,058
- So you bash them?
- Oh, yes, and when I do,
433
00:23:13,141 --> 00:23:16,686
it brings out togetherness, nursing.
434
00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:18,730
Nothing bonds like a little crisis.
435
00:23:18,814 --> 00:23:21,316
Four of the five couples,the relationships got stronger.
436
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:24,027
Two are now engaged. One's married.
437
00:23:24,111 --> 00:23:27,406
- 'Cause you bashed them?
- In part, yes. I'm a Cupid.
438
00:23:27,489 --> 00:23:30,200
That fifth couple,they might've made it too,
439
00:23:30,283 --> 00:23:33,745
except he was a Christian Scientist, and
they fought over going to the hospital.
440
00:23:33,829 --> 00:23:37,207
Sometimes there's hurdles
you don't see coming.
441
00:23:37,290 --> 00:23:39,584
Let me see your teeth.
442
00:23:46,758 --> 00:23:50,220
So now-now you just make,
uh, closing arguments?
443
00:23:50,303 --> 00:23:54,850
It's not really a closing, but it's one
last chance to address the judge.
444
00:23:54,933 --> 00:23:57,394
You know, Mr. Gilson,what Mr. Michaelson said--
445
00:23:57,477 --> 00:24:01,898
that you really want this--
what did he mean?
446
00:24:01,982 --> 00:24:04,276
That I really want this.
447
00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:08,113
I know. But-But he said it in a way...
448
00:24:08,196 --> 00:24:11,533
that in addition to helping him,
449
00:24:11,616 --> 00:24:13,410
that you also want it for yourself.
450
00:24:13,493 --> 00:24:16,955
- Is that true?
- Does that make a difference?
451
00:24:17,038 --> 00:24:22,085
Probably not, but, um, tell me.
452
00:24:24,629 --> 00:24:26,840
Uh, Ms. McBeal,
453
00:24:26,923 --> 00:24:31,470
if I were to list all my life's
accomplishments on a piece of paper--
454
00:24:31,553 --> 00:24:34,639
Here. This is it without the paper.
455
00:24:37,601 --> 00:24:40,061
This is my first chance
to do something important.
456
00:24:40,145 --> 00:24:43,398
I could die withoutever having done anything,
457
00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:45,650
or I could--
458
00:24:45,734 --> 00:24:49,905
I could die giving life
to a person I love,
459
00:24:51,114 --> 00:24:52,991
leaving children their father.
460
00:24:57,579 --> 00:25:01,291
Imagine thinking when you go,
461
00:25:01,374 --> 00:25:04,878
it'll have mattered that you lived.
462
00:25:04,961 --> 00:25:07,797
And then consider the alternative.
463
00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:16,640
You know damn well it has
nothing to do with Ally.
464
00:25:16,723 --> 00:25:19,392
And you know damn well I would never even
consider kissing another man.
465
00:25:19,476 --> 00:25:21,394
What I said to Ally
didn't disrespect you or--
466
00:25:21,478 --> 00:25:23,313
- Excuse me.
- [ Together ] What?
467
00:25:23,396 --> 00:25:26,650
Sometimes in anger people can lose track
of what's being said.
468
00:25:26,733 --> 00:25:29,319
- I'm happy to take the minutes.
- [ Together ] Get out.
469
00:25:33,406 --> 00:25:37,035
- Rude, snappish.
- Stomping around, throwing pillows.
470
00:25:37,118 --> 00:25:39,371
Huffing about, pretending to be jealous.
What was that?
471
00:25:39,454 --> 00:25:42,165
- You're not jealous. What was that?
- I wanted to have a fight!
472
00:25:42,249 --> 00:25:44,209
You what?
473
00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:47,504
I wanted a fight.
474
00:25:47,587 --> 00:25:50,131
So did I.
475
00:25:50,215 --> 00:25:53,093
- You did?
- Yeah. Why did you?
476
00:25:53,176 --> 00:25:55,554
- I don't know.
- You do know.
477
00:25:58,765 --> 00:26:00,684
I feel like we're in a rut.
478
00:26:00,767 --> 00:26:04,354
We make love on Tuesdays and Saturdays.
479
00:26:04,437 --> 00:26:07,065
Actually, for the last few months,
I've been timing it.
480
00:26:07,148 --> 00:26:09,234
And give or take 10 seconds,
it lasts 17 minutes.
481
00:26:09,317 --> 00:26:11,987
Not that it's not a good 17 minutes, but--
482
00:26:12,070 --> 00:26:14,364
I feel like we're turning into a little
corporate Stepford couple.
483
00:26:14,447 --> 00:26:16,366
Rut, rut, rut!
484
00:26:16,449 --> 00:26:18,660
- I've been thinking the same thing.
- Well, you see that?
485
00:26:18,743 --> 00:26:21,037
We can't even fight
without agreeing-- rut.
486
00:26:21,121 --> 00:26:22,706
What do we do about it?
487
00:26:22,789 --> 00:26:24,374
I don't know.
You cut your hair. What else is there?
488
00:26:24,457 --> 00:26:26,835
Want me to walk around the house naked?
489
00:26:26,918 --> 00:26:29,879
No, I don't-- Yeah.
490
00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:33,925
- You do?
- Why not?
491
00:26:34,009 --> 00:26:37,053
Maybe I might wake up one day
and not comb my hair.
492
00:26:37,137 --> 00:26:39,222
[ Gasps ] Gee.
493
00:26:40,223 --> 00:26:44,519
I think we need to act our age more.
494
00:26:46,896 --> 00:26:48,815
Love.
495
00:26:48,898 --> 00:26:51,484
We all want it. Don't all get it.
496
00:26:53,653 --> 00:26:56,531
I remember telling my mother
in high school...
497
00:26:56,615 --> 00:27:00,327
I wanted to wait for the perfect girl.
498
00:27:00,410 --> 00:27:02,454
And she said, "Idiot.
499
00:27:02,537 --> 00:27:05,457
Even if you found her, she might be
holding out for the perfect man."
500
00:27:05,540 --> 00:27:09,294
She also said I wouldn't recognize love
unless it bonked me on the head.
501
00:27:09,377 --> 00:27:12,756
And I retorted, "Well, why don't youcome along with me, Mom?
502
00:27:12,839 --> 00:27:15,925
And if you see love, you hit me on the
head so I'll know."
503
00:27:18,970 --> 00:27:24,267
It was difficult as a young man,
taking my mother on dates.
504
00:27:27,312 --> 00:27:29,648
And then, one night--
505
00:27:29,731 --> 00:27:33,151
not a date night, but just one evening--
506
00:27:34,361 --> 00:27:37,989
I turned to my mother,
and as I looked into her eyes,
507
00:27:38,073 --> 00:27:41,785
I could see she was dead.
508
00:27:41,868 --> 00:27:45,497
She passed on quietly from an aneurysmright there at the table.
509
00:27:45,580 --> 00:27:48,958
All she said was "Ip."
510
00:27:49,042 --> 00:27:54,547
Sitting in her chair, quiet little "ip."
511
00:27:54,631 --> 00:27:59,094
It was her request to have her last wordsput on her tombstone.
512
00:27:59,177 --> 00:28:03,807
And I see people at the cemetery
snickering when they read:
513
00:28:03,890 --> 00:28:08,436
"Joanna Cage, beloved mother. Ip."
514
00:28:11,481 --> 00:28:14,359
Yeah, I miss my mother.
515
00:28:14,442 --> 00:28:18,822
And though she's not here,
I know she's still with me,
516
00:28:18,905 --> 00:28:21,324
smiling down on me,
517
00:28:21,408 --> 00:28:23,910
hoping I'll find love.
518
00:28:23,993 --> 00:28:26,705
Praying that if ever I do,
519
00:28:26,788 --> 00:28:32,168
someone will have the kindness to whack me
on the head with a paddle.
520
00:28:32,252 --> 00:28:35,630
This case isn't about malice.
521
00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:38,258
It's not about violence.
522
00:28:38,341 --> 00:28:40,635
You know what it's about.
523
00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:43,847
- Say it with me.
- [ Together ] Love.
524
00:28:43,930 --> 00:28:46,725
This jury moves me.
525
00:28:46,808 --> 00:28:50,019
I don't think it's a real word, "ip."
526
00:28:52,647 --> 00:28:55,150
Psychiatric counseling?
527
00:28:55,233 --> 00:28:57,277
Just to be sure. If I guy is gonna give
away his heart,
528
00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:58,695
it's smart to check out his head.
529
00:28:58,778 --> 00:29:01,072
- He was deemed competent.
- Competent, yes.
530
00:29:01,156 --> 00:29:04,492
But what if a year from now he goes on
Prozac and wants to live forever?
531
00:29:04,576 --> 00:29:07,579
I suppose we could raise that with every
client: What if they change their minds?
532
00:29:07,662 --> 00:29:09,581
We have to do what they want now.
533
00:29:09,664 --> 00:29:13,543
Except what he wants now excludes a later.
534
00:29:13,626 --> 00:29:16,212
I-I-I guess I-I-- I just, uh--
[ Clears Throat ]
535
00:29:16,296 --> 00:29:18,882
I feel strange going into court
asking for that.
536
00:29:18,965 --> 00:29:23,219
Speaking of feeling strange, Ally what
happened last night, I--
537
00:29:24,387 --> 00:29:26,765
I just don't go around kissing people.
538
00:29:26,848 --> 00:29:28,933
You don't?
539
00:29:29,017 --> 00:29:31,895
Oh, well, uh, I-I kiss everybody.
540
00:29:31,978 --> 00:29:34,981
In fact, that's what I do
to get rid of guys.
541
00:29:35,064 --> 00:29:37,901
Once they kiss me, they are gone.
542
00:29:39,110 --> 00:29:41,362
Kidding.
543
00:29:41,446 --> 00:29:45,533
But the truth is, in the past year alone
I've been involved with a homicide client,
544
00:29:45,617 --> 00:29:47,786
the D.A. I was up against in that case,
545
00:29:47,869 --> 00:29:50,580
and the D.A.'s best friend who happens to
work at my firm.
546
00:29:50,663 --> 00:29:53,041
So, maybe I kiss everybody too.
547
00:29:54,584 --> 00:29:58,755
But last night, that kiss--
548
00:29:58,838 --> 00:30:01,424
Judge is coming in. We're back on.
549
00:30:01,508 --> 00:30:03,676
Okay.
550
00:30:05,845 --> 00:30:08,389
- Judge is back.
- I heard.
551
00:30:08,473 --> 00:30:11,643
- We better go.
- Yep.
552
00:30:26,449 --> 00:30:28,576
A man walks down the street.
553
00:30:28,660 --> 00:30:32,455
A homeless person sticks out his hand.
They become best friends.
554
00:30:32,539 --> 00:30:35,375
Years go by, the man gets sick.
He needs a heart transplant.
555
00:30:35,458 --> 00:30:38,336
The list is a mile long.He'll never get one.
556
00:30:38,419 --> 00:30:41,297
Turns out this homeless personwants to give him his.
557
00:30:41,381 --> 00:30:44,050
They go in for tissue typing.
It's a match.
558
00:30:44,133 --> 00:30:47,345
Consider the odds. Call it fate, call it
God, call it luck,
559
00:30:47,428 --> 00:30:50,890
but these two men were brought togetherfor a reason.
560
00:30:50,974 --> 00:30:53,893
And now they wanna make a personal,private medical choice,
561
00:30:53,977 --> 00:30:56,145
and we're gonna stick policy between them?
562
00:30:56,229 --> 00:30:58,273
You think public policy
shouldn't count at all?
563
00:30:58,356 --> 00:31:00,942
Two people wanna switch hearts.
We should rubber-stamp that?
564
00:31:01,025 --> 00:31:05,196
If you determine the motives
to be pure, yes.
565
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:08,366
Let it be the patients' informed choice.
566
00:31:08,449 --> 00:31:12,078
Okay, accepting the argument, sit down.
567
00:31:12,161 --> 00:31:15,039
You needn't persuade meyour client is for it.
568
00:31:15,123 --> 00:31:20,962
Ms. McBeal, you certainly know
Mr. Gilson better than I do.
569
00:31:21,045 --> 00:31:23,172
I'm going to do something
I've never done before.
570
00:31:23,256 --> 00:31:26,134
Probably not even legal, but so what?
571
00:31:26,217 --> 00:31:29,387
As of right now, I deem you judge.
572
00:31:29,470 --> 00:31:32,932
- What?
- You're lawyer and judge,
573
00:31:33,016 --> 00:31:36,686
and I'll ask you to rule in the bestinterest of your client.
574
00:31:36,769 --> 00:31:40,565
I-- [ Stammering ] Y-Y-You can't do that.
575
00:31:40,648 --> 00:31:44,485
I just did. You want to order the hospital
to do the surgery? Do it.
576
00:31:44,569 --> 00:31:45,653
Whatever's in the best interest of yourclient.
577
00:31:45,737 --> 00:31:47,322
[ Ally ] That isn't fair.
578
00:31:47,405 --> 00:31:49,908
If I wanted to be a judge,
I'd go suck up to a governor.
579
00:31:49,991 --> 00:31:51,784
I-- I didn't mean that.
580
00:31:51,868 --> 00:31:54,579
- Make your ruling, counsel.
- I--
581
00:31:54,662 --> 00:31:56,748
Your Honor, this is beyond unorthodox--
582
00:31:56,831 --> 00:32:00,335
If it's in the best interest of Mr.
Gilson, say so. I'll make it legal.
583
00:32:00,418 --> 00:32:02,170
- Your Honor?
- Well, uh,
584
00:32:02,253 --> 00:32:05,715
a-a-a judge has to have wisdom,
he has to have integrity.
585
00:32:05,798 --> 00:32:07,842
- I am a lawyer.
- Make the call.
586
00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:11,304
I'm not equipped. I'm not equipped to makedecisions about hearts.
587
00:32:11,387 --> 00:32:15,475
In your client's best interest,make the call.
588
00:32:15,558 --> 00:32:17,685
[ Sighs ]
589
00:32:36,663 --> 00:32:40,750
Plaintiff's motion... denied.
590
00:32:40,833 --> 00:32:42,627
- [ Onlookers Murmuring ]
- [ Judge Walsh ] It is so ordered.
591
00:32:42,710 --> 00:32:45,171
- Adjourned.
- [ Gavel Raps ]
592
00:33:07,443 --> 00:33:09,654
I'm sorry.
593
00:33:13,199 --> 00:33:15,576
I would like to know why.
594
00:33:19,539 --> 00:33:24,502
M-Mr. Gilson, you seem to measure a man's
worth by what he does.
595
00:33:24,585 --> 00:33:28,965
And in my math,it goes more to what he is.
596
00:33:29,048 --> 00:33:32,427
And anybody who would sacrifice themselves
for their friend
597
00:33:32,510 --> 00:33:34,303
or children-- anybody's children--
598
00:33:34,387 --> 00:33:38,349
How is that even remotely relevant to
my private decision?
599
00:33:39,934 --> 00:33:43,521
It's relevant because your decision
is based in part...
600
00:33:43,604 --> 00:33:45,982
on your wanting to be something.
601
00:33:46,065 --> 00:33:48,693
And I'm telling you you already are.
602
00:33:48,776 --> 00:33:51,029
What about his kids?
Have you thought about that?
603
00:33:51,112 --> 00:33:53,406
I never would've taken your heart, Bernie.
604
00:33:54,615 --> 00:33:56,701
What?
605
00:33:56,784 --> 00:33:59,787
I never figured any judge would say yes to
this-- not for a second.
606
00:34:02,915 --> 00:34:05,710
- Then what are we all doing here?
- I might second that question.
607
00:34:05,793 --> 00:34:10,298
She's right. You needed to see this
through, for your sake.
608
00:34:10,381 --> 00:34:13,217
- And you did.
- [ Chuckles ]
609
00:34:13,301 --> 00:34:17,472
You went through all this to make me feel
like, what? Some kind of hero?
610
00:34:17,555 --> 00:34:19,057
A little.
611
00:34:19,140 --> 00:34:21,601
And maybe make me a hero too.
612
00:34:23,269 --> 00:34:26,064
See, uh,
613
00:34:26,147 --> 00:34:28,900
I've always measured a man by his friends.
614
00:34:28,983 --> 00:34:30,985
I tell my kids that.
615
00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:34,030
So, when I die,
616
00:34:34,113 --> 00:34:37,867
they won't judge me
by my will or my job title.
617
00:34:38,868 --> 00:34:41,120
They'll say,
618
00:34:41,204 --> 00:34:43,831
"Look at the friend he had
in Bernie Gilson.
619
00:34:45,666 --> 00:34:49,712
Willing to give him his own heart."
620
00:34:55,718 --> 00:34:57,595
Wow.
621
00:35:06,771 --> 00:35:09,690
You would've taken it. Don't feed me,
"I wasn't gonna take it."
622
00:35:09,774 --> 00:35:11,776
- I wasn't gonna take it!
- Aw, you lyin' sack of--
623
00:35:11,859 --> 00:35:14,070
Aw, come-- You-- You don't know any--
624
00:35:14,153 --> 00:35:16,989
No, you're the one who wants my heart
so you can take sick leave.
625
00:35:17,073 --> 00:35:20,368
Which is no big loss, by the way. I've
seen how you sweep the floors.
626
00:35:20,451 --> 00:35:21,577
"A," you would've taken the heart. "B,"
627
00:35:21,661 --> 00:35:23,663
you would've been in next week
for the brain.
628
00:35:23,746 --> 00:35:26,374
- The brain?
- Yeah, that's right. My brain.
629
00:35:26,457 --> 00:35:30,211
Come on. Talk about
a needle in a soft haystack.
630
00:35:30,294 --> 00:35:33,089
[ Bernie ] My kids'll take the friendship.Make me wanna vomit.
631
00:35:35,049 --> 00:35:37,426
The, uh, jury has reached a verdict?
632
00:35:37,510 --> 00:35:40,930
- Yes, Your Honor.
- The defendant will please rise.
633
00:35:42,431 --> 00:35:44,350
What say you?
634
00:35:44,433 --> 00:35:46,561
In the matter of Commonwealthversus Alan Farmer,
635
00:35:46,644 --> 00:35:49,856
four counts ofmisdemeanor assault and battery,
636
00:35:49,939 --> 00:35:52,733
we, the jury, find the defendant--
637
00:35:53,818 --> 00:35:56,529
Say it with me.
638
00:35:56,612 --> 00:35:59,031
[ Together ] Guilty.
639
00:35:59,115 --> 00:36:00,074
[ Judge ] Thank you for your service.
640
00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:00,992
Guilty? What now?
641
00:36:01,075 --> 00:36:01,909
This jury is dismissed.
642
00:36:01,993 --> 00:36:03,202
Guilty? What's gonna happen now, now, now?
643
00:36:03,286 --> 00:36:05,204
My guess would be jail, jail, jail.
644
00:36:05,288 --> 00:36:08,416
This defendant can stay freepending sentencing.
645
00:36:08,499 --> 00:36:10,376
[ Gavel Raps ]
646
00:36:12,545 --> 00:36:14,547
Is that six months still on the table?
647
00:36:14,630 --> 00:36:16,716
Mmm, let me think about it.
648
00:36:19,468 --> 00:36:21,846
I was an apostle of love.
649
00:36:21,929 --> 00:36:24,182
Yeah. Spank me.
650
00:36:25,808 --> 00:36:29,228
- [ Knocking ]
- Hey.
651
00:36:29,312 --> 00:36:32,732
- It's 8:00. Time to go.
- Okay.
652
00:36:32,815 --> 00:36:34,525
I bought some sexy new shoes.
You wanna see 'em?
653
00:36:34,609 --> 00:36:37,028
Sure.
654
00:36:45,995 --> 00:36:47,872
What do you think?
655
00:36:47,955 --> 00:36:49,832
Um,
656
00:36:49,916 --> 00:36:51,918
did you get a good price?
657
00:36:52,001 --> 00:36:54,128
[ Chuckles ] Come with me.
658
00:36:54,212 --> 00:36:56,339
- To where?
- Conference room.
659
00:36:56,422 --> 00:36:58,466
- Are you--
- Everybody's gone.
660
00:36:58,549 --> 00:37:01,260
It's just you and me... and a big table.
661
00:37:02,303 --> 00:37:04,305
What about the custodians?
662
00:37:04,388 --> 00:37:06,974
They've all gone. Come on.
663
00:37:10,519 --> 00:37:13,064
Come on.
664
00:37:13,147 --> 00:37:16,359
Bobbitt-- Bobby.
665
00:37:16,442 --> 00:37:19,070
That was a Freudian, um--
666
00:37:19,153 --> 00:37:21,364
Uh, do you think I botched this ruling?
667
00:37:21,447 --> 00:37:23,908
You didn't botch anything.
668
00:37:23,991 --> 00:37:26,327
Listen.
669
00:37:26,410 --> 00:37:29,247
- You're leaving the state.
- Excuse me?
670
00:37:29,330 --> 00:37:32,124
Nothing. It's just that this is about the
time when men apply for passports.
671
00:37:32,208 --> 00:37:34,377
Bygones. What?
672
00:37:34,460 --> 00:37:36,754
Um--
673
00:37:39,173 --> 00:37:41,759
I can't go out with you right now.
674
00:37:41,842 --> 00:37:43,928
Oh. [ Chuckles ] Gee.
675
00:37:44,011 --> 00:37:48,182
You know, when you say it blunt like that,
it almost comes out, uh, swell.
676
00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:50,518
I have some baggage.
677
00:37:50,601 --> 00:37:53,646
The D.A. I mentioned,
the woman at my firm.
678
00:37:53,729 --> 00:37:57,525
- The client who kills people.
- No. She's-- She's over.
679
00:37:57,608 --> 00:37:59,819
It's just if--
680
00:37:59,902 --> 00:38:05,324
if I went out with you
right now, I'd screw it up.
681
00:38:05,408 --> 00:38:07,952
So for the sake of our relationship,
let's not have one?
682
00:38:08,035 --> 00:38:10,204
You know what I mean.
683
00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:13,708
I just need a little bit of time.
684
00:38:13,791 --> 00:38:17,420
What, to-to deal with your old bags?
685
00:38:17,503 --> 00:38:20,131
Baggage.
686
00:38:20,214 --> 00:38:22,967
Hey.
687
00:38:23,050 --> 00:38:25,761
- [ Gasps ]
- Ow!
688
00:38:25,845 --> 00:38:27,596
- Unacceptable!
- He's in neutral.
689
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:30,141
- Come on now. Come on.
- Ow.
690
00:38:30,224 --> 00:38:32,101
[ Giggling ]
691
00:38:32,184 --> 00:38:35,771
- Are-- Are you all right?
- God. Yeah. Ow.
692
00:38:35,855 --> 00:38:38,232
Uh, it looks like
you might have a little bump.
693
00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:41,444
Anyway, uh, where were we?
694
00:38:41,527 --> 00:38:43,654
Oh, you were putting me on layaway.
695
00:38:44,655 --> 00:38:47,116
No.
696
00:38:47,199 --> 00:38:50,077
I was just asking for a little time.
697
00:38:52,663 --> 00:38:55,750
[ Vonda ] ♪ Fools ♪
698
00:38:55,833 --> 00:38:58,794
♪ Fall in love ♪
699
00:38:58,878 --> 00:39:02,715
♪ In a hurry ♪
700
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:08,095
♪ Fools ♪
701
00:39:08,179 --> 00:39:10,931
♪ Give their hearts ♪
702
00:39:11,015 --> 00:39:14,268
♪ Much too soon ♪
703
00:39:14,352 --> 00:39:16,354
♪ Yeah ♪
704
00:39:18,230 --> 00:39:24,195
♪ Just play them two bars ♪
705
00:39:24,278 --> 00:39:27,406
♪ Of Stardust ♪
706
00:39:27,490 --> 00:39:30,159
So, you and Whipper, it looks good?
707
00:39:30,242 --> 00:39:32,453
It looks possible.
708
00:39:32,536 --> 00:39:36,332
Well, in the meantime, I'm, you know--
709
00:39:36,415 --> 00:39:38,667
- A slut.
- Exactly.
710
00:39:38,751 --> 00:39:42,630
In high school, boys called me
the human window of opportunity.
711
00:39:42,713 --> 00:39:44,840
I'm sure you were proud.
712
00:39:44,924 --> 00:39:49,595
It was kind of like a time-share dump.
He-He might be back.
713
00:39:49,678 --> 00:39:52,515
Oh, balls. I lost my case.
714
00:39:52,598 --> 00:39:55,434
You know, it's not
that I object to sadness,
715
00:39:55,518 --> 00:39:59,522
it's just whenever I get depressed
I raise my hemlines.
716
00:39:59,605 --> 00:40:03,943
If things don't change,
I'm bound to be arrested.
717
00:40:04,026 --> 00:40:07,530
Did you ever wish that you could erase a
whole day from your life,
718
00:40:07,613 --> 00:40:09,532
or-or a year even?
719
00:40:09,615 --> 00:40:13,411
How could you even think of erasing this
one? So much has happened.
720
00:40:13,494 --> 00:40:14,620
A lot of it bad.
721
00:40:14,703 --> 00:40:17,206
Some good, some bad. Most of it memorable.
722
00:40:17,289 --> 00:40:19,333
How many people get that?
723
00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:22,044
- My mother used to tell me--
- Oh, God.
724
00:40:22,128 --> 00:40:25,131
I-I'm sorry. What did your mother say?
725
00:40:25,214 --> 00:40:28,676
She'd say if you think back
and replay your year,
726
00:40:28,759 --> 00:40:33,139
if it doesn't bring you tears, either of
joy or sadness, consider the year wasted.
727
00:40:33,222 --> 00:40:35,933
She was a very profound woman.
728
00:40:38,102 --> 00:40:41,439
And on her tombstone it says "Ip."
729
00:40:45,818 --> 00:40:48,487
♪ Blinded ♪
730
00:40:48,571 --> 00:40:54,118
♪ By rose-colored dreams ♪♪
731
00:40:56,871 --> 00:40:59,373
[ Elevator Bell Dings ]
732
00:41:03,752 --> 00:41:05,796
[ Quietly ] Oh, my God.
733
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:09,842
[ Quietly ] Just stay completely still.
Shh.
734
00:41:35,951 --> 00:41:37,995
Hey, Ally.
735
00:41:38,078 --> 00:41:39,580
Hi.
736
00:41:41,582 --> 00:41:43,792
H-How's it goin'?
737
00:41:43,876 --> 00:41:45,252
Fine.
738
00:42:00,434 --> 00:42:04,355
G-- [ Clears Throat ]
739
00:42:04,438 --> 00:42:06,398
Ooh.
740
00:42:08,734 --> 00:42:10,736
[ Clears Throat ]
741
00:42:11,862 --> 00:42:13,864
[ Sighs ]
742
00:42:17,743 --> 00:42:20,829
[ Phone Beeping ]
743
00:42:22,164 --> 00:42:24,625
- [ Renee ] Hello.
- Hey, witch. Heard you won.
744
00:42:24,708 --> 00:42:26,627
Hey, where are you?
745
00:42:26,710 --> 00:42:29,338
[ Sighs ] I'm packing up.
746
00:42:29,421 --> 00:42:32,508
- You feel like a late dinner?
- I'll eat anything. Hurry up.
747
00:42:32,591 --> 00:42:34,552
Bye.
748
00:42:38,013 --> 00:42:41,016
[ John's Voice ] If you think backand replay your year,
749
00:42:41,100 --> 00:42:46,021
if it doesn't bring you tears, either ofjoy or sadness, consider the year wasted.
750
00:42:52,611 --> 00:42:58,158
[ Vonda ] ♪ Here's a photoI've been looking for ♪
751
00:42:58,242 --> 00:43:03,622
♪ It's a picture of the boy next door ♪
752
00:43:04,873 --> 00:43:08,752
♪ And I loved him morethan words could say ♪
753
00:43:08,836 --> 00:43:10,754
♪ Yeah ♪
754
00:43:10,838 --> 00:43:16,343
♪ Never knew it till he moved away ♪
755
00:43:16,427 --> 00:43:22,349
♪ Faded pictures in my scrapbook ♪
756
00:43:22,433 --> 00:43:24,935
♪ Just thought I'd take ♪
757
00:43:25,019 --> 00:43:27,896
♪ One more look ♪
758
00:43:27,980 --> 00:43:33,068
♪ And recall when we were all ♪
759
00:43:33,152 --> 00:43:36,322
♪ In the neighborhood ♪
760
00:43:36,405 --> 00:43:40,618
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, oh ♪
761
00:43:40,701 --> 00:43:43,495
♪ And all those friends ♪
762
00:43:43,579 --> 00:43:48,334
♪ Where did they go, oh ♪
763
00:43:48,417 --> 00:43:52,421
♪ I don't know ♪
764
00:43:52,504 --> 00:43:55,299
♪ And all those friends ♪
765
00:43:55,382 --> 00:43:59,720
♪ We used to know ♪
766
00:44:02,931 --> 00:44:05,976
♪ In the neighborhood ♪♪
767
00:44:06,060 --> 00:44:10,064
♪♪ [ Vocalizing ]
768
00:44:10,147 --> 00:44:12,566
♪♪ [ Ends ]
769
00:44:48,936 --> 00:44:50,229
{\an8}[ Woman ] You stinker!
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