All language subtitles for Ally.McBeal.S01E12.1997.Disney+.WEB-DL.1080p.H264.AAC-HDCTV_track6_[eng]

Previously on Ally McBeal.

If women really wanted
to change society, they could do it.

I plan to change it.

I just want to
get married first.

Would you like to come to
the wedding as my date?

Oh, God, no.
I've been having kind of a weird stretch.

And last week
I gave mouth-to-mouth to a huge person...

who thought it was a Snow White thing in
reverse, and he asked me out.

Then I finally met somebody I could like,
and he had creamy Italian,

and now I get hit on
by a rabbi,

and something tells me
that I just probably shouldn't date...

until the world begins
to make sense again.

Would you be interested
in coming with me as my date?

What's the matter?

Your libido sometimes goes lockstep
with your insecurity.

Part of me would like to
keep you insecure forever.

But only part of me.

[ Renee ]
Contraceptive jelly?

It was on sale.

You're not a sexually spontaneous
person.

This has an intended.
Who is it?

He's the guy who just walks in from the--
another world. The guy who's--

who's lookin' for my door.

♪♪ [ Classical ]

I love sculpting. It's healthy to end your
day doing something artistic.

I agree. Um, can you
turn around a bit?

I can't see your meat whistle.
Renee, you're not supposed to talk to him.

Well, you're not talking much.
I'm lost in my art.

Yeah. Whatever. Hey.

I'm thinking of being sick on
Friday. You want to go skiing?

I can't. I'm in trial.
A battery. Son of a big client.

Okay, Jeff. You can take a break.
Glenn.

Wait. I haven't
circumcised him yet.

Cute.

Speaking of cute.

Renee, you're not supposed to
look at him either.

- We're not supposed to look at him?
- Not like that.

Everything okay over here?

Fine.

You?

I might need
a touch more clay.

♪ I've been down this road ♪

♪ Walkin' the line
that's painted by pride ♪

♪ And I have made mistakes
in my life ♪

♪ That I just can't hide ♪

♪ Oh, I believe I am ready ♪

♪ For what love has to bring
Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ I got myself together ♪

♪ Now I'm ready to sing ♪

♪ I've been searching
my soul tonight ♪

♪ I know there's
so much more to life ♪

♪ Now I know
I can shine a light ♪

♪ To find my way back home ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Baby, yeah ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪♪

Maybe it was
some kind of implant.

Mm-mmm. Everything in that class
has to be natural.

Did that look natural to you?

It looked supernatural.
[ Chuckles ]

You gonna finish
that sausage or just wave it around?

We got home at 9:00,
went to bed about 11:00,

got up an hour ago.

That's about three hours total,
and all we've done is talk about it.

Well, given how big it was--

[ Georgia ]
You are lying!

- I'm not.
- And you're sure it was real?

Well, I didn't get up there
and biopsy it, Georgia,

but I have seen
almost enough to know.

- I've always wanted to sculpt.
- Hey.

Uh, Georgia, listen.

John and Richard are going to McCall's
Friday night to watch the fight.

- Do you want to come?
- Sure.

If somebody's eye socket
burst, I'd hate to miss out.

Oh, wait. Wh-Wh-What
is it about boxing?

I mean, do you really like it?

No. I just pretend.

- Do you like boxing?
- No.

- Do you?
- Love it.

Case closed.

That disparaged me.

Billy, I've been thinking
of taking up sculpting.

Ally, this is Austin Gil
and his son Clint.

You met Clint before, right?

- Oh. At arraignment.
- Hi.

Austin has some concerns
over entering a plea.

Concerns? I'm angry.

Angry. Yes.
I-It's me who's concerned.

Uh, he doesn't want to
enter a guilty plea.

I don't want him having a record.
What happens when he applies...

to medical school and they see
he has a criminal record?

They'll tell him to apply
to law school.

Kidding. Seriously.
Bygones. Ally.

The only way to avoid
a record is to try it and-- and win.

Which-- Well, six people
saw him throw the punch.

Look. Look. It was a fight.
That's all. A fight at a party.

Things like this happen
with kids.

Yes, well, if he hadn't broken the other
kid's cheekbone--

[ Stammers ] She'll give it
some thought. We all will.

There's got to be
another alternative.

When she goes back into
her office to concentrate,

we're always amazed
at what she comes out with.

Don't let us stop you, Ally.

[ Gasps ]

Oh. I-- I apologize.
I dropped my Paper Mate.

Ah.

Uh--
[ Sighs ]

Actually, I'm not here on a--
a work-related matter.

I was wondering wh-whether you
would like to, um, have dinner.

This weekend.

Sure.

With me.

Yeah. I-- I assumed
that part.

Um, I-I'd love to.
How about-- How about Friday?

Friday is fight night.
Um, would Saturday work?

Fight night?

Do you really like boxing?

Yes.

No. Really.

Yes.

200-pound men trying to pulverize each
other. This entertains you?

John. Excellent.

I'd like you to assist Ally
on the Clint Gil assault case.

The father's angry.
I'm concerned.

The boy just
hit somebody flat out.

- Anything come to mind?
- Bygones?

Hmm.

That's what you're wearing
to sculpting class?

It's jeans and an old sweater.
Want me to get clay on my suit?

I know why you have this sudden interest
in sculpting: naked men.

[ Chuckles ]
That is not true.

It's one naked man
with a trunk like Dumbo's.

Excuse me?
Elaine.

I know what this is about.
This model has a big--

Nose.

I don't want you
going to this class.

I beg your pardon?
You heard me.

- Hey. You ready?
- She can't go.

- I can go!
- Georgia!

Billy, it's a class.

This model has a big penis.
That's why you take sculpting.

I signed up before I saw it.
Thank you.

♪♪ [ Rhythmic Chanting ]

♪ I can't stop this feeling ♪

♪ Deep in-- ♪♪
[ Billy ] Ally?

- Huh?
- Are you okay?

[ Chuckles ] What do-- What do you mean,
am I okay?

You sort of went to a different planet
for a second.

Oh.

That's where she's from.

[ Chuckles ]
Mmm.

[ Elevator Bell Dings ]
[ Chattering ]

♪♪ [ Classical ]

You know, I-- I'm gonna
just say this and-- and pretend I didn't.

I am married
and off the market,

but if I were single, under the heading of
"life is short"--

Shorter than that?

I would just ask him out.

You ever notice how married,
off-the-market people are the bravest?

I'm serious. Life is supposed
to be the sum total of

different experiences, right?

♪♪ [ Rhythmic Chanting ]

♪♪ [ Fades ]

What's the matter?

I thought I heard something.

Damn it. I cannot do this guy
according to scale.

Gravity keeps
screwing it up.

- I gotta go.
- [ Georgia ] Already?

Yeah. I have trial tomorrow.

Wait a minute. I thought
you were gonna plead out.

Change of strategy.
Trial.

Something going on with you?

Well, I-- I'm not sure.

I'm... having these
hallucinations or something.

- You mean your fantasies.
- No. Not fantasies.

Th-They're more like
hallucinations.

Oh, yeah? Of what?

Well, it--

I don't know. It--

I better start preparing
for tomorrow.

[ Siren Wailing In Distance ]
[ Sighs ]

♪♪ [ Rhythmic Chanting ]

♪ I can't stop this feeling ♪

♪ Deep inside of me ♪

♪ Girl, you just don't realize ♪

♪ What you do to me ♪

♪♪ [ Rhythmic Chanting Continues ]
♪ When you hold me ♪

♪ In your arms so tight
you let me know ♪

♪ Everything's all right ♪♪

[ Sirens Wailing In Distance ]

- Ally.
- Hey. Clint. You ready?

- Uh, my dad's inside with Mr. Cage.
- Oh, good.

So we're going with
a straight "not guilty."

Yep. I mean, there are risks,
but we understand them, right?

Right.

So, uh, let's do it.

Let's do it.

[ Thinking ]
He's 19. What's wrong with me?

Did you challenge the defendant
in any way, Dwayne?

No, sir.

Did you have any dialogue
with him at all?

Not really. He told me to leave. I said
this was between me and her.

That was about it.

"Her" being your
ex-girlfriend of two years.

Yes, sir.

And the defendant's
date that evening.

- Yes, sir.
- And let's be honest,

you were upset with
Lisa Ryan, weren't you?

Yes. We had just
broken up, and...

two days later
she's kissing him at a party.

- And then what happened?
- Basically, as I said,

we had words,
he told me to back off.

I continued to have words
with Lisa,

and then suddenly,
boom, he hit me.

You called her a slut?

I was upset.

And-- And didn't Clinton Gil
r-repeatedly ask you to step back?

He said "back off."
How many times, I don't know.

And, Mr. Stokes,
if you were on a date,

and a man came up to your
escort and verbalized her,

calling her a liar,
calling her a-- a slut,

what would you do?

I'd ask him to stop.

But suppose he didn't stop?
Suppose he just kept on verbalizing her?

I'd walk away.

- And leave her there?
- I'd take her with me.

- Oh, so you'd leave the party.
- Probably.

- And so the bully would win out then.
- I wasn't a bully that night.

[ Ally ] Would it surprise you to know,
Mr. Stokes, that a woman,

if called a slut, would appreciate a
little chivalry from her escort?

- Objection.
- Overruled.

Your Honor, I'm single.
I date.

And to think I should be in a situation
where my chastity is impugned--

- Objection.
- Sustained.

Your Honor,
I'm sorry. I'm--

I-I-I find myself troubled.

I-I'd like to take a moment.

[ Chuckles ]

You took a moment.
Ah, "my chastity impugned."

I should give you
a foot rub just for that.

You'll be paying me the whole 50 bucks.

Yeah. What did Cage say?

- Excuse me.
- You're in the class.

Oh. Oh, tongue. Burn.
[ Chuckles ] Hello.

Hi, I'm-- I'm one of
the models.

[ Thinking ]
Like I didn't know.

Oh, yeah. Yeah.
You-You look familiar.

Uh, this is Renee.
Renee is also in the class.

- Hi.
- Hey. How's it hangin'?

- [ Kicks ]
- [ Chuckles ] Okay.

You look a little different.

W-With clothes on?

[ Giggles ]
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

So, you guys are lawyers.

- How did you know?
- Oh, I could hear you talking.

[ Gags, Coughs ]

Oh!

[ Sighs ]
I'm sorry. I burned it again.

Oh. Let me see it.

What?

Your tongue.

[ Thinking ]
How do I get myself into these things?

Yeah. It looks
a little scalded.

I could take you for a cold gimlet later.
That would cool it down.

I mean, if you feel like it.

What?

You know, on the rocks.

[ Chuckles ]

You're going out with him?

Last night you were for it.
I-I'm still for it. I just--

Don't get hurt.

[ Elaine Laughs ]

- What's goin' on?
- Nothing.

Ally has a date
with Long John Silver.

- Elaine.
- [ Billy ] Look at you all.

Can I ask something?

Does size really matter?

- No.
- No.

No.

All I need.

So, bigger is better.

- No.
- No.

Of course not.

Bunch of schoolgirls.

[ All Giggling ]

I'm not philosophically opposed to you
taking a moment,

but I don't want to be the object of
ridicule. John, it was flattery.

I've seen how it works for you,
so that's why I-- I tried it.

[ Footsteps Pattering ]

You--

What?

Um, nothing.

[ Sighs ]
Is there anything else?

Yeah, just one other thing.
It's not work-related.

Um,

there's a rumor flying around that, uh,
you're going out on some date.

A man of prowess.

Uh, it's not my business. But since you
and I, uh, are having dinner together,

which-which could be
construed as a-- [ Stammers ]

♪♪ [ Hums ]

I find the practicing
of dating...

necessitates a certain
measure of dishonesty.

- You do?
- Yes.

People in the throes
of-- of early courtship...

naturally might be seeing several
different people.

And it's not
proper etiquette...

to reference those-- those other people
while on-- on a date.

And as two people converse, they often
talk about their week.

Um, well,
"I-- I played squash."

"Oh. I tried this case."

These are just examples
of benign conversation.

My point--
♪♪ [ Hums ]

You would obviously choose not to tell me
about other men you were seeing...

as I would omit mention of other women
on my end.

It's possible these
omissions could be, uh,

considered nonassertive lies,
and I wouldn't want that.

Uh, we shouldn't, uh, hide the fact that
we date other people.

- Fine.
- But, of course,

should you have relations with other men,
I would not care to be briefed.

I understand. Ditto.

I'll go and prepare my direct.

I really wouldn't worry about it, Billy.
I mean, when you think of it,

after women marry and have kids, they
don't want any part of a man's penis.

The bigger it is, the more of him she
doesn't want. That's all.

Fishism.

Have you ever
measured yourself?

All the time.
Net worth.

Really. Have you ever?

When I was 13. Maybe.

- You?
- Something like that.

Do you ever wonder whether you're really
good in bed or not?

No. I know I'm good.

- How?
- 'Cause I'm always satisfied.

Good for me.

[ Paper Towel Thumps ]
Yes!

- You're not having a breakdown.
- Then why do I see it?

The baby?
Not just a baby, Renee.

It dances, it wiggles,
it struts around.

And-And this fantasy
with my client. He's 19.

Does he dance too?

No. No, that's just
a fantasy.

But the baby thing is more like a
hallucination. Should I get help?

No, this is just, uh,
tick, tick, tick.

Tick, tick what?

Biological clock.
It makes sense.

You're fantasizing over a kid
who's in his sexual prime.

You're dating John Cage,
who is husband material,

all the while
sculpting a giant--

Renee.
And what is that about?

Isn't it a little disgusting that I could
be curious about a guy because he--

Ally, do you know how many men
have been interested in me

only because of my big,
lofty goals?

- It's not the same.
- Why isn't it the same?

We're women. We have double standards
to live up to.

Biological clock.

He was persistent. He didn't just say
"slut" and walk away.

- What else did he say?
- Well--

He asked her how many other
guys she would do that night.

Uh, he-he-he accused her of cheating on
him while they were dating.

- I mean, he was totally out of line.
- And you did what?

I popped him.

Do you think there were other options
available to you, Mr. Gil?

I-- I didn't think
about it much.

You didn't think about it much.
You just popped him.

Well, I felt like
I should stick up for her.

And that's what you were
doing when you popped him.

Yes.

He never got physical
with you, did he?

No.

And where were his hands when you
swung at him, Mr. Gil?

I guess they were
by his side.

By his side. He never even
saw it coming?

I don't know if he saw it coming.
He certainly had it coming.

And that's why you popped him.

Yes.

Twenty bucks. You pick the right round,
you win 200.

Richard, I hate boxing. It's two people
trying to kill each other.

They don't try to
kill each other.

They just want the other to lose
consciousness. It's sport.

I don't want in on the pool.

- You like boxing?
- Sure.

Yeah, uh, Friday night there's a big
prizefight. You got, uh, 20 bucks?

[ Toilet Flushes ]

- Hey.
- Hey.

Richard's trying to
suck me into this boxing pool.

Do you mind driving
in case I have a beer?

I'll drive.

I thought we could go early
and maybe eat some dinner.

- It's fine.
- Do I satisfy you in bed?

What was that last one?

Do I? Sexually?

In bed?

Where did that come from?

I don't know.
I was just, uh--

I don't like taking
anything for granted.

Our giggling over that model.
It's bothering you.

No. Why would-- Well--

Billy.

I am a very satisfied woman.

- Don't you wish that I was--
- No.

Of all the things
you have to be insecure about,

that is the least.

That didn't come out
the way I meant it.

I am very, very...

happy in the bed.

Trust me.

[ Sighs ]
[ Stall Door Closes ]

You swear to tell the truth,

the whole truth and nothing
but the truth, so help you God?

- I do.
- Be seated.

Would you state your name and occupation
for the record, Doctor?

My name is Dr. John Emburg.
I'm a clinical psychologist.

I also teach anthropology and human
behavior at Suffolk University.

Counsel?

I have no questions,
Your Honor.

[ Judge ]
You have no questions?

You brought him in as a witness
and you have no questions?

I apologize.

[ Crowd Murmuring ]

- What the hell was that?
- I know what I'm doing.

You know what you're do--
You know what you're doing?

- I do.
- What?

Setting up an appeal
for inadequate counsel?

There is a perfectly good
explanation for this.

What is it?

Well, he likes to be mysterious,
and-and I think--

[ Chuckles ] Oh, he--
he likes to be mysterious.

I pay a lot of money
to your firm.

And there's a reason a big chunk
of that goes to him.

I will see you tomorrow
for the closings.

[ Sighs ]

- John.
- Ally.

Do you know
what you're doing?

I do.

♪ Ain't it funny how you're walking
through life ♪

♪ And it turns on a dime ♪

I've never heard of
a professional snowboarder.

Yeah, well, it's not like I make a fortune
or anything.

But I get to travel.

And the modeling?

Pays a few bills.

Doesn't it bother you
to sit there naked like that?

I'm only 27, Ally.

It's a little early in life
to be really bothered.

Well, I'm 27,
and everything bothers me.

Why?

- Why?
- Yeah.

We're single with money,

healthy.

Plenty ahead for us
to get upset about.

But now-- We're in Toyland now,
aren't we?

♪♪ [ Continues ]

♪ Oh, I never thought
I would be ♪

♪ With you tonight ♪♪

[ Ally ] I would have gone
to bed with him.

- Excuse me?
- I would have.

Not that he asked.

Do you even
remember how?

I keep a journal.

So, what? Is this guy a potential
first husband?

Oh, God, no.

We-We couldn't have
less in common.

Still--

Well, these are
certainly horny times.

It has nothing to do with
the size of his... shoe.

- I just--
- Just what?

I don't know. He's-- He's cute.
He snowboards.

He's leaving the country on Sunday.

Ah.

Two ships that collide
in the night.

[ Exhales ] I probably would have resorted
to my "prudey" little self.

But I might not have.

Maybe it's that 19-year-old.

He's got me... in heat.

- I'm sorry.
- Oh, sweetie.

Don't apologize.

In fact, I'm surprised
that hasn't happened before.

Doesn't that kind of thing
happen with men?

Not to me.

It's stupid.
I know.

Hey, you know this has nothing to do
with you. You know that.

I know.

Then why do you look like
you're about to cry?

I'm happy.

Happy? About what?

It's stupid.

And more stupid than
what's going on with you.

Tell me then.
Stupidity loves company.

The idea of you
being insecure with me...

instead of me
being insecure with you...

feels...

good.

See? Stupid.

♪♪ [ Rock ]

[ Gasps ]
♪♪ [ Stops ]

[ Breathing Heavily ]

Nothing's ticking in me.
I don't tick.

You hear me?

[ Footsteps Pattering ]

All right. I know you're
in here. Where are you?

[ Footsteps Pattering ]

Get out here. I don't want you.
I'm not having any baby,

and you can't make me think I want you
whenever I think about sex.

Nothing's ticking,
and I don't want you.

[ Footsteps Pattering ]
[ Groans ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Groans ]

- Hi.
- What are you doing?

Oh, I'm trying to catch that damn baby. He
keeps running around my room.

Trying to catch him?

Yes.

But it's not real.
It doesn't matter.

If I can catch him in my imagination
and I can throttle him,

then I can make him go away
in my imagination.

And since that's where he lives,

that will solve the problem,
won't it?

[ Sighs ] Oh, don't look at me
like I'm a nut.

I'm not the first person
to confront a demon.

But you are the first person
to try an open-field tackle.

Okay. Maybe it's not a demon.

Maybe you should just say
"Hey, baby" and go with it.

Go with it?

This is about your guilt.

About wanting to do what you want to do
with that model.

- Oh, it is not.
- It is.

Would you stop barging into
my room, claiming to know me.

Well, I do know you.

And this is your inhibition raising its
ugly head, keeping me awake.

Go with Glenn,
go with life...

and go to sleep.

[ Sighs ]

Do I look good, or what?
[ Chuckles ]

Look at my ass.
I'd love to, really,

but I'm late for court.

So I'm gonna be gone tonight.
Will I miss anything?

[ Chuckles ]
Oh, well, if you do,

I will let you read my journal.

- Have fun skiing.
- Break a leg.

Oh. You too.

[ Door Opens, Closes ]

The victim never
raised a finger.

By the defendant's
own testimony,

Dwayne Stokes's hands were at his side
when Clinton Gil swung,

breaking Dwayne Stokes's
cheekbone,

crushing the side
of his face.

This isn't a society
that condones violence.

Or is it?

The defendant didn't like
what was being said.

So he physically
attacked a man.

Those facts are indisputable.

The only question today...

is do we tolerate
that type of behavior?

What was he really to do?

The man was verbally
assaulting his date.

I suppose he could have responded in
rhyme, espousing sticks and stones.

He could have walked away.

Remember I was about to
put a psychologist,

slash, anthropologist
on the stand?

My intent was to
introduce evidence...

as to the essence
of human behavior.

I tell you. As I looked at this doctor on
the stand, I suddenly thought,

"Does this jury really need some
specialist

to educate them as to human
nature?"

'Cause that's what happened at this party,
ladies and gentlemen.

Human nature.

Man-- any man--
is part warrior.

Now, certainly we've evolved. We have
suits and ties, cell phones.

But there are certain primal qualities
that will always be there.

♪♪ [ Rhythmic Chanting ]

♪♪ [ Fades ]
When I was 13 years old,

I was standing in line
at a movie theater...

when another boy, slightly larger in
girth, cut in front of me.

And he said,
"What are you gonna do about it?"

Well,

I did nothing.

And that haunted me.

I went on to become president
of my chess club,

high school
valedictorian, law school.

I've accomplished a lot
actually. But when I would occasion...

to really define myself, what was always
there, what I could not escape,

was I was a kid
who was afraid.

Afraid to physically
stick up for myself.

Three years ago
I was at a bar...

on Causeway Street.

It was after a Celtics game.

Their play was disappointing.
That-- That isn't relevant.

What is: A man bumped my shoulder,
heading for the men's room.

He was at fault.

He was also wider
through the shoulders.

And he said,

"Idiot."

I said, "Excuse me?"

And he repeated, "Idiot."

And then he said,
"Got a problem?"

I said,
"Yes. I do have a problem."

He said, "Well, maybe you just
need some space."

And he pushed me.

Well, right there
and right then,

he became the boy
at that movie theater.

And I pushed him back.

Well, then he started to
come forward, and I knew...

this was about to be a fight.

My first fight.

I raised my right hand.
Then I remembered...

something my father had told me about
planting my back foot.

I planted it against
the leg of a table.

And as this man got close, as he came to
hit me, I threw my punch,

and I hit him
right-right on the jaw.

And he went down.
And he didn't get up.

He just lay there.
He was-- was holding his jaw.

And I stood over him.

[ Sighs ]

Well, I've had my successes
as a lawyer.

I've given money
to charities.

I've performed public services

that have brought me enormous
gratification as a human being,

but as a man--

medieval as this may sound--
as a man,

the most satisfying moment
of my life was that punch.

Now, is that noble?
I'm sure not.

Am I embarrassed about it?
Absolutely.

But is it
a fundamental truth? Yes.

A truth of man's human nature.

I-- I'm not here before you to condone
violence or physical assaults,

but when a man is with a date,
and another man...

attacks her with vulgarity,

what is he really to do?

Go back to that room...

and admit a truth
to yourselves.

You're glad
he threw that punch.

[ Elevator Bell Dings ]

How'd it go?
The jury's still out,

but his closing speech
was his best ever.

- He was fabulous.
- Fabulous.

And even the kid's father is happy.
I mean, the case is-- is still--

I thought we agreed that we weren't gonna
smoke the stink sticks in the office.

- Fight night.
- Fight night. Exception.

- Oh.
- They're unifying the division tonight.

All three heavyweight belts.

Well, gee.
Nobody told me that.

Oh, will you please come?
Dilute all the fun.

I actually have a--
You may say it.

Date.
I have a date.

That was the clerk's office.
They already have a verdict.

♪♪ [ Hums ]
Now?

[ Elevator Bell Dings ]
Let's go.

Well, I'm sure this is a good sign.
I mean, it has to be.

[ Gasps ]

Um--
[ Clears Throat ]

I'm fine.

What is it you see?

Excuse me?

- You're seeing something.
- Oh. [ Chuckles ]

Well, some-- sometimes
I imagine seeing a--

a baby.

A baby.

It dances.

I don't know
what it means. I--

I guess I'm gonna have to whip out
my Freud book.

I had a therapist who told me to just
confront them.

- Dancing babies?
- No, hallucinations.

Uh, dreams. I used to have
a hallucination...

where my dead aunt kept
wanting to have tea with me.

It went on for two years
before I finally stopped her.

- How'd you stop her?
- I had tea with her.

[ Elevator Bell Dings ]

Will the defendant please rise?

Madam Foreperson,
you've reached a verdict?

- Yes, Your Honor.
- What say you?

On the charge of 62321,
misdemeanor battery,

we find the defendant,
Clinton Gil, not guilty.

- [ Exhales Deeply ]
- [ Chattering ]

♪ Could have danced
Could have danced all night ♪

♪ I could have danced
Could have danced ♪

♪ I could have danced
Could have danced all night ♪

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

♪ Could have danced
Could have danced ♪

Oh.

♪ Could have danced
Could have danced all night ♪

♪ Could have danced
Could have danced ♪

♪ I could have danced
all night ♪

♪ I could have danced
all night ♪

♪ And still have begged ♪

♪ For more ♪

[ Ally Narrating ] I guess this was a
victory for Cro-Magnon mankind.

He's 19.
[ Indistinct ]

[ Ally Narrating ] Maybe Renee's right.
He turns 20 tomorrow.

[ Ally Narrating ] I should just
go with it. You're right.

♪ Done before ♪

♪ I'll never know
what made it so exciting ♪

♪ Why all at once my heart
took flight ♪♪

[ Man Announcing ] With both fighters
now in the ring,

you can feel
the electricity in the air.

People have been waiting a long time for
this. You can just feel it.

I feel it.

And the other truth is--

And I'm only admitting this to you since
you're about to leave the country.

I understand.
If I were that girl,

and I were at a party and some guy came up
to me and he started saying those things--

Mm-hmm. I would want my
date to rip his head off.

- You would?
- Well, I--

I wouldn't ask him to, and I probably
would get mad if he did fight,

but if he just walked away,

as dignified as that may be,

I would probably be
a little disappointed.

Ah.

[ Bell Dings ] [ Announcer ] And here
we are. The bout that will unify--

Gotta get him early. Gotta come
out at the sound of the bell.

Long fight. Long fight.

I believe I have round one.

So, do you play?

I'm learning.

Do you play?
You probably do.

Just "Heart and Soul."

Top.
Bottom.

Okay.

♪♪ [ "Heart And Soul" ]

[ Bell Dings ] All right.
Somebody kill somebody.

Preferably in the first round.
[ Man ] All right. Let's go!

♪♪ [ Continues ]

- We're good.
- [ Chuckles ] We-- We are.

Can you take it slower?

♪♪ [ Slows ]
Let's see.

♪♪ [ Continues ]

♪♪ [ Stops ]

[ Billy ]
Stay out of the corner, damn it.

Stay in the corner.
Let him hit you.

Take him out! You've got him!
Take him out!

Below the belt! Just hit him
below the belt!

Hit him like a man!

Somebody hurt him!
Hit him like a man!

Somebody hurt him now!

[ No Audible Dialogue ]

[ Announcer ]
He's looking for a way in.

[ No Audible Dialogue ]

[ Crowd Cheering ]

[ Announcer ]
He's really starting to tire.

[ Crowd Cheering ]

[ No Audible Dialogue ]

[ Man ] Get up! Get up!
Eight!

[ No Audible Dialogue ]

[ Crowd Shouting ]
Nine!

Ten! You're out!

[ Chattering ]

[ Announcer ] There's a lot
of people who expected

a much longer fight tonight.

[ Man ] See you later.
[ TV: Men Chattering ]

Good day for the Biscuit.

Yes, indeed.

[ Thinking ]
Oh, I never imagined myself...

ever wanting to make love
with somebody

and not wanting to
wake up to him in the morning.

And he knew it too.
He knew it from the start.

♪♪ [ Rhythmic Chanting ]

All right. Come on out.

I'm not afraid.
Just come right on out.

If John Cage can drink tea
with his dead aunt,

I can certainly dance with you.

Get your little
cherubic ass out here.

- ♪♪ [ Rhythmic Chanting ]
- ♪ I can't stop this feeling ♪

♪ Deep inside of me ♪

All right, Mr. Huggie.
You want to dance?

Let's go.

[ Vonda ]
♪ I can't stop this feeling ♪

♪ Deep inside of me ♪

♪ Boy, you just don't realize ♪

♪ What you do to me, no ♪

♪ Your lips
are sweet as candy, yeah ♪

♪ The taste is on my mind ♪

♪ You just keep me thirsty ♪

♪ For another cup of wine ♪

♪ When you hold me
in your arms so tight ♪

♪ You let me know ♪

♪ Everything's all right ♪

♪ I'm ♪

♪ Hooked on a feeling
Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ I'm high on believing ♪

♪ That you're in love with me ♪

♪ Yeah ♪♪

[ Woman ]
You stinker!