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- This is the pair.
- You think?
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Absolutely.
They're tight enough to give you form.
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But they don't flatten.
You see how it both lifts and rounds?
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Plus you got some room in the thighs so it
doesn't look sprayed on.
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Oh, yes. This is the pair.
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Oh, the perks. I'm blinded.
What's going on?
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Ally has her first date tonight
with Cheanie.
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Oh! And this is how you practice.
That's great.
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I'm deciding what to wear, Richard.
What do you want?
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Nothing. I came in because of the smell.
I could smell the denim.
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All that from one pair of pants.
I can't believe it.
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Oh! Oh! That's why.
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- Denim doesn't smell.
- Hmm. Fine. Suit yourself.
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What are you doing?
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Oh. Um, Richard said that denim smells.
Denim doesn't smell, does it?
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No. No, it doesn't.
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Oh. We knew that.
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-We just were--
- Double checking?
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Yeah. Um, did you want something, Georgia?
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Yes, actually. I want you.
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I'm representing Barbara Cooker, theanchorwoman. You heard about this trial?
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Yeah. You're representing her?
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Trial starts tomorrow.
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You are trying that case?
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She's a pretty good litigator, Ally.
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Plus, I hear the partners at her firm...
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thinks it helps to have a woman do
the sex-discrimination cases.
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I hear.
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Anyway, I want you as my cocounsel.
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- Me?
- Her?
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- What?
- Nothing.
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Why me?
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Because the lawyer defending
the station is Jack Billings.
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The Jack Billings.
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- Hmm.
- Hey!
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Yeah. I think your being at my tablemight distract him a little.
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- Plus you know his rhythms.
- Oh. I-I don't know.
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- Really.
- Oh, come on.
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Don't you wanna get this guy?
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The press will be covering it.
You can get even in public.
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- Oh, I would love that.
- How is the case?
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The case is great.
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They should be settling.
We have an interoffice smoking-gun memo...
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saying she should be firedfor looking too old.
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I don't know why they're
even going to trial.
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You two, cocounsel?
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Jackie boy loses focus
when it turns into sport,
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and my being at the table,
I think it could work.
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Yeah.
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See, it's just that I have concerns
about the match here.
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I realize you two share similar D.N.A.,but it's Billy's.
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It's--
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Georgia and I are adults.We're attorneys, and we're friends.
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And we will be able to work together
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whether you're ableto picture it or not, Richard.
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Fine.
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I see the picture perfectly.
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{\an8}I've been down this road
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{\an8}Walkin' the line that's painted by pride
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{\an8}And I have made mistakes in my life
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{\an8}That I just can't hide
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{\an8}Oh, I believe I am ready
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{\an8}For what love has to bring Yeah, yeah
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{\an8}I got myself together
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{\an8}Now I'm ready to sing
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{\an8}I've been searching my soul tonight
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{\an8}I know there's so much more to life
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{\an8}Now I know I can shine a light
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{\an8}To find my way back home
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{\an8}Oh
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{\an8}Baby, yeah
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{\an8}Oh, yeah
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{\an8}- This is crazy.
- Why? Why?
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{\an8}I think it's wrong.
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{\an8}A lawyer just doesn't jump into a lawsuit
the day before trial.
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{\an8}I'll be second-chairing.
It doesn't matter.
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{\an8}When you walk into a courtroom and say
ready for trial, you should be ready.
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{\an8}- I don't see a problem.
- Richard.
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{\an8}Maybe it's just because
you oppose my cocounseling
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{\an8}a case with your first wife.
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{\an8}- I beg your pardon?
- Bygones.
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{\an8}- What did that mean, first wife?
- A joke. Ha.
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{\an8}- Ha?
- Ha. Bygones. Do it.
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{\an8}There's nothing wrong with youdoing it. It has nothing to do with Billy.
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{\an8}Unless you're taking the case
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{\an8}because it does have something
to do with Billy,
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{\an8}in which case I would have a problem.
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{\an8}- Billy isn't a factor.
- Well, there you go.
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{\an8}Do you think it would be bad to cancel
my date with Ronald Cheanie?
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{\an8}Tonight's date?
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{\an8}I have a trial in the morning,
and I don't know. Oh, God.
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{\an8}Reschedule. He'll understand.
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{\an8}Well, I can't really reschedule...
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{\an8}until he calls me, and he may not call
until the end of the day, and then--
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{\an8}That would be kind of rude to cancelon such short notice.
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{\an8}Why can't you call him?
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{\an8}I can't call him. Rule number five:
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{\an8}To call is to pursue, and to pursue makes
you look too interested.
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{\an8}And then it makes him desire you less.
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{\an8}It's all right there in the book, Renee.
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{\an8}The Rules.
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{\an8}You read this?
These are the Cooker pleadings.
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{\an8}So you're not gonna call
this guy to blow him off...
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{\an8}because it's gonna make you look
too interested?
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{\an8}That book really works, Renee.
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{\an8}- I bet you use it.
- And men drip off of me.
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{\an8}"Don't talk to a man first.
Don't meet him halfway.
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{\an8}Mm-mmm.
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{\an8}Don't see him more than once"?
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{\an8}It's not about getting dates.
It's about getting a husband.
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{\an8}Elaine.
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{\an8}Well, I don't see any husbands
dripping off of you.
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{\an8}Well, if I wanted a husband,
I could just snap my fingers.
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{\an8}Well, that would be against your rules,wouldn't it? You'd look like the pursuer.
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{\an8}- Correct.
- All right.
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{\an8}Thank you, Elaine.
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{\an8}Well, I see where you get
your snappishness.
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{\an8}Ally?
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{\an8}- What is this?
- I'm scared.
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{\an8}Okay? I'm scared. First dates scare me.
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{\an8}Come on, you've already kissed this guy.
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{\an8}It wasn't a kiss. It wasn't a real kiss.
It was more like a demonstration.
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{\an8}I didn't even have to do any kissing back.
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{\an8}My lips just sort of stood their ground.
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{\an8}You're right.
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{\an8}He's probably gonna consider it a kiss,
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{\an8}which means he's probably figuring on
kissing me again tonight,
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{\an8}and technically, this is our first date,
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{\an8}and you shouldn't
kiss a guy on the first date.
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{\an8}- You just shouldn't.
- You really like this guy.
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{\an8}- I don't know.
- All right.
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{\an8}Just go out for drinks. Go to the bar.
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{\an8}You'll probably run into some friends
that help dilute the pressure.
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{\an8}I could, you know, be there perhaps.
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- Would you?
- If you want, Ally.
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But this?
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I know she's right.
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It's just whenever
I make a fool of myself,
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I feel better if I can
blame it on the research.
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The memo camefrom a lower-level executive.
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That's a defense you can make at trial.
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Thank you. Would you mind terribly
if I finish my thoughts?
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Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize
you ever saw them to conclusion.
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- All right.
- Georgia's pretty good.
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There are so many reasons to hate her.
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The memo is a bomb.
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If it gets admitted into evidence,
my client would be denied...
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any chance for a fair trial.
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The memo says what happened.
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Your client fired Ms. Cooker
because of her looks.
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If you could show this thing was a factor,
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I'd say admit it, but you can't.
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And the jury won't botherwith the distinction.
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They'll see the smoke coming
from this little document,
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make up their minds, and that will be it.
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Mr. Billings, I understand
your displeasure, but as bombs go,
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I think you would agree this would be
of the more relevant variety.
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- Also more prejudicial.
- Your motion's denied.
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See you all tomorrow.
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So the memo comes in?
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Yeah. They should offer something now.
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Ah.
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Next, please. Docket number 79362--
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How are you doing, Ally?
It's good to see you again.
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Thank you.
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Yeah. I'll probably have a
little dream about you tonight.
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You might wanna sue me in advance.
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That's very funny, Jack,
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'cause, um, I had
a feeling the other day...
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that you and I might get together,
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and that's exactly where it took place.
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In your dreams.
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Is this normal negotiating?
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Ally's job is to keep him on tilt.
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Ah.
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I
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I'm so in love with you
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The first dance is critical.
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I never start off close.It gives me no place to go.
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A dance is basically foreplay.
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First there's the smile, then the laugh.
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The right kind of laughcan make a man feel interesting and funny.
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And that's what guys love most in women--
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somebody who makes them feel engaging.
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I'm not listening to a word he says,
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and he's not hearing anything I say.
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He's got two questions:
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does she like meand will my mother like her?
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And mothers love me.
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He is cute.
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Okay, this is the partwhere you just hold his eyes,
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look right at him,give him a sense of progress.
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I think I'll nestle in now,let him smell me.
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A little smile, a little sniff.
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It's so easy. Let me be the one
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You come running to
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I realize that 40 is ancient, but still, I
mean, it's probably a cost thing.
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They had to start putting more makeup on,
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and in the overtime, it adds up. Trust me.
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And, I mean, she's good-looking.
Maybe it's a cost thing.
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Why are you talking so fast?
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- Me?
- Yeah.
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Really? I don't know. Um, why?
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Well, you seem a little nervous.
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Oh. Well, I do get nervous
at the end of dates 'cause, uh--
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Make up something. Lie.
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The word "end" reminds me
of the word "beginning."
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And, you know, word association.
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And the word "beginning"
reminds me of how-how the earth began,
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and that always reminds me of the time
that I flunked a science test...
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because I wrote down "big bang"
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not knowing that the teacher
was really religious.
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- And-And that's why I talk fast.
- Uh-huh.
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Does he love me
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I wanna know
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Well, you probably got to call it a night
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if you have a trial tomorrow, huh?
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Yeah.
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I can give him a little kiss.
Nothing slutty in that.
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This case is getting some publicity.
Does that make you nervous?
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I'm nervous about what
you're gonna do. Speed it up.
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A little.
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Well, I had a really great time.
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Me too.
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Okay. Good night.
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- Good night.
- Finally.
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Oh, no You'll be deceived
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Is it in his eyes
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Oh, no He'll make believe
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If you wanna know if he loves you so
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It's in his kiss
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What was that? Thanks.
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- Sure.
- He pecked me?
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I laughed. We danced close.I let him sniff.
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He pecks me?
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If you wanna know if he loves you so
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It's in his kiss
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- Now, how does Jell-O help?
- I don't know. It just does.
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When I eat Jell-O, I feel better.
Don't ask me to reduce it to a science.
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You could've kissed him.
241
00:11:21,375 --> 00:11:23,458
It would've broken the rules, of course.
242
00:11:23,542 --> 00:11:25,917
But here's a flash, Ally.
Some guys are shy.
243
00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,041
I let him smell me.
244
00:11:28,125 --> 00:11:30,542
Well, maybe he didn't wanna
come off too interested.
245
00:11:30,625 --> 00:11:33,208
Maybe there's another bunch of stupid
rules out there for men.
246
00:11:33,291 --> 00:11:36,875
This is the problem with playing games.
Somebody's got to lose at it.
247
00:11:36,959 --> 00:11:40,291
I really, really hope he calls me today
just so I can hang up on him.
248
00:11:40,375 --> 00:11:43,250
You had a great date. I don't care.
249
00:11:46,083 --> 00:11:48,417
He kissed me before.
We were dancing close.
250
00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:51,458
Most men would've asked to sleep with me.
But no, what he did was rude.
251
00:11:51,542 --> 00:11:52,709
Sleep with you?
252
00:11:52,792 --> 00:11:55,000
Well, I wouldn't have said yes, but still.
253
00:11:56,333 --> 00:11:58,542
What, he can't be a man
and just paw me a little?
254
00:11:58,625 --> 00:11:59,959
I am a sexual object, for God's sake.
255
00:12:00,041 --> 00:12:02,750
He couldn't give me a little grope?
256
00:12:02,834 --> 00:12:04,166
Uhh.
257
00:12:04,250 --> 00:12:07,000
How long had you been anchoring at WKZN?
258
00:12:07,083 --> 00:12:08,166
Eleven years.
259
00:12:08,250 --> 00:12:11,834
And during that time, you'd received
various awards, had you not?
260
00:12:11,917 --> 00:12:14,083
Yes. Seven local news Emmys.
261
00:12:14,166 --> 00:12:17,417
Um, I received a Peabody Award.
262
00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:20,000
But this isn't about job performance.
263
00:12:20,083 --> 00:12:23,417
Ms. Cooker, I show you this interoffice
memo dated March 3.
264
00:12:24,417 --> 00:12:26,875
Who is the author
as it appears on the document?
265
00:12:26,959 --> 00:12:30,125
George, uh, Micklehead.
He's the station superintendent.
266
00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:33,959
And would you please read for the court
the highlighted section?
267
00:12:34,041 --> 00:12:35,208
"Crunching the demos,
268
00:12:35,291 --> 00:12:37,667
only six percent of the
18-to-30-year-old men...
269
00:12:37,750 --> 00:12:39,750
"would care to sleep with her.
270
00:12:39,834 --> 00:12:42,667
"The number's onlyslightly higher for the 18-to-45 group.
271
00:12:42,750 --> 00:12:44,875
Basically, the only men
who get a rise out of her
272
00:12:44,959 --> 00:12:47,458
are no longer capable of rising."
273
00:12:48,834 --> 00:12:51,083
How does it make you feel to read that?
274
00:12:52,375 --> 00:12:53,709
It hurts.
275
00:12:53,792 --> 00:12:57,583
Do you think it's wrong to make apersonnel decision based on appearance?
276
00:12:57,667 --> 00:13:01,250
I think it's wrong to fire someone because
you think they look too old.
277
00:13:01,333 --> 00:13:04,458
You do? Suppose I'm a television producer
casting a movie...
278
00:13:04,542 --> 00:13:08,125
and I needed a young 30-ish, sexy lady?
279
00:13:08,208 --> 00:13:10,917
We're not talking about a television
movie. We're talking about the news.
280
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,792
I see. So you would predicate
your position then...
281
00:13:13,875 --> 00:13:16,792
on the premise that television news
and television entertainment...
282
00:13:16,875 --> 00:13:18,417
are two different things altogether?
283
00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:19,375
Yes.
284
00:13:19,458 --> 00:13:21,583
The decisions that go
into making television news...
285
00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:23,625
have nothing to do with entertainment?
286
00:13:23,709 --> 00:13:25,083
I didn't say that.
287
00:13:25,166 --> 00:13:26,917
Well, say it if you believe it.
288
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:30,500
Obviously, news programming has been
perverted by the need to get ratings.
289
00:13:30,583 --> 00:13:31,875
I won't deny it.
290
00:13:31,959 --> 00:13:34,709
If it bleeds, it leads.
We've all heard that one.
291
00:13:34,792 --> 00:13:38,208
And sex. The news lovesto sell sex these days too.
292
00:13:38,291 --> 00:13:39,959
Isn't that true, Ms. Cooker?
293
00:13:40,041 --> 00:13:41,333
Maybe we should object.
294
00:13:41,417 --> 00:13:43,083
- No. She can handle herself.
- I realize that news shows...
295
00:13:43,166 --> 00:13:46,375
need to be arresting,
exotic and even sexy.
296
00:13:46,458 --> 00:13:49,417
And it always helps to have
a pretty face up there.
297
00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:51,917
But that still doesn't make it right
to fire a person...
298
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,000
whose job performance
is beyond reproach...
299
00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:57,041
simply because her face begins
to show a wrinkle or two.
300
00:13:57,125 --> 00:14:00,291
But why not? What if you interviewedfor this job...
301
00:14:00,375 --> 00:14:02,834
and they said, "Sorry. We were looking
for somebody younger"?
302
00:14:02,917 --> 00:14:05,083
- Would that be okay?
- Yes.
303
00:14:05,166 --> 00:14:06,583
So they could hire based on youth,
304
00:14:06,667 --> 00:14:08,417
but they can't
fire based on lack of youth?
305
00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:10,500
- That's right.
- Where's the distinction?
306
00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:11,792
Well, the distinction is that
307
00:14:11,875 --> 00:14:14,542
if someone already has a job
and they're doing it well,
308
00:14:14,625 --> 00:14:17,333
you shouldn't be able to fire them
because of old age.
309
00:14:17,417 --> 00:14:20,000
- It's ageism.
- Ah.
310
00:14:20,083 --> 00:14:24,458
Here's a picture of you
when they hired you.
311
00:14:25,625 --> 00:14:29,750
Isn't it possiblethat part of the criteria...
312
00:14:29,834 --> 00:14:32,417
was this pretty face
and this youthful appearance?
313
00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:36,000
Couldn't that have been a part of what the
station was looking for, Ms. Cooker?
314
00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:37,291
Yes, but--
315
00:14:37,375 --> 00:14:39,792
The woman you replaced,
she was older, wasn't she?
316
00:14:39,875 --> 00:14:41,166
Yes.
317
00:14:41,250 --> 00:14:43,917
Good looks and youth cutin your favor 15 years ago.
318
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,750
- Didn't they, Ms. Cooker?
- That doesn't make it right.
319
00:14:46,834 --> 00:14:48,250
But you didn't object then.
320
00:14:48,333 --> 00:14:52,250
You participated in the ageism
then by taking the job.
321
00:14:52,333 --> 00:14:55,709
And here you sit today.Isn't that wretched hypocrisy, Ms. Cooker?
322
00:14:55,792 --> 00:14:57,083
Objection.
323
00:14:57,166 --> 00:15:00,709
Let the record reflect that the two size
fours just objected.
324
00:15:00,792 --> 00:15:04,041
- I wonder how they got their jobs.
- Objection!
325
00:15:06,125 --> 00:15:07,542
I still can't believe it.
326
00:15:07,625 --> 00:15:09,750
I should've seen it coming.
It was vintage Billings.
327
00:15:09,834 --> 00:15:13,375
- He argued age discrimination.
- I'd put her back up there.
328
00:15:13,458 --> 00:15:15,125
Yeah. Don't worry.
329
00:15:15,208 --> 00:15:16,750
- If that's him, I'm not home.
- Who?
330
00:15:16,834 --> 00:15:19,125
Oh, come on. I'm not gonna lie.
331
00:15:19,208 --> 00:15:20,583
I'm not here for him.
332
00:15:20,667 --> 00:15:21,709
- Pizza's here.- Who?
333
00:15:21,792 --> 00:15:22,709
You want him, Ally.
334
00:15:22,792 --> 00:15:23,875
I don't.
335
00:15:23,959 --> 00:15:27,083
- Who?
- Cheanie. The guy who's totally gay.
336
00:15:29,208 --> 00:15:34,041
Hi. I-I-I-I knew you were there.
337
00:15:34,125 --> 00:15:36,375
Is that why you don't
return my phone calls?
338
00:15:36,458 --> 00:15:37,709
You think I'm gay?
339
00:15:37,792 --> 00:15:41,625
No! No, I don't-- I-I-I think-- I'm-I'm in
trial. It's this trial.
340
00:15:41,709 --> 00:15:45,542
- And I'm-- You're--
- Ally, I came here to get the truth.
341
00:15:45,625 --> 00:15:47,875
- Just kiss her.
- Renee.
342
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:53,166
- I got to go.
- She's a jokester.
343
00:15:53,250 --> 00:15:56,417
That must be why we're all laughing.
344
00:15:56,917 --> 00:15:58,458
Ronnie, I-I-I'm sorry.
345
00:15:58,542 --> 00:16:01,417
I-I-I-- I'm in the middle--
Could we talk tomorrow?
346
00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:04,917
Could you-- You could just be patient,
and I could explain everything.
347
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:08,417
- And please, please, tomorrow.
- Why can't you explain it now?
348
00:16:09,208 --> 00:16:10,667
Please. Tomorrow.
349
00:16:10,750 --> 00:16:13,417
I-I-I-I--I'm in the middle-- I'm-I'm in trial.
350
00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:17,583
And, um, I'm-I'm-- You're-- I'm--Please. Tomorrow.
351
00:16:17,667 --> 00:16:20,041
Okay. Fine.
352
00:16:24,375 --> 00:16:25,917
Why did you do that?
353
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:29,000
Because. I wasn't gonna watch you go
through your typical mating dance...
354
00:16:29,083 --> 00:16:30,417
where you always wind up mateless.
355
00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:32,291
What mating dance?
356
00:16:32,375 --> 00:16:36,250
You know. The I-I-I-I
don't really have time now.
357
00:16:36,333 --> 00:16:39,125
It's complicated.
I-I really just can't go into it.
358
00:16:39,208 --> 00:16:42,583
It's just-- It's just--
Oh. What's the word?
359
00:16:42,667 --> 00:16:47,625
I'm alone. That's it. I'm alone.
There's nobody else in the room.
360
00:16:47,709 --> 00:16:49,166
I'm all by myself.
361
00:16:49,250 --> 00:16:52,250
Oh, I'm in the kitchen now.Alone. Hello, pot.
362
00:16:52,333 --> 00:16:53,750
Hello, pan.
363
00:16:53,834 --> 00:16:56,250
Alone. Mateless.
364
00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:02,875
How can I tell if he loves me so
365
00:17:02,959 --> 00:17:04,834
Is it in his eyes
366
00:17:04,917 --> 00:17:07,041
Oh, no You'll be deceived
367
00:17:07,125 --> 00:17:09,667
It was stupid to tryand date and litigate in the same week.
368
00:17:09,750 --> 00:17:12,250
Get in the crosswalk. It's too confusing.
369
00:17:12,333 --> 00:17:14,500
Cheanie will probably sidewith the merits of our case,
370
00:17:14,583 --> 00:17:17,083
and then I'll get asked out by the jury.
371
00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:19,083
Excuse me. Sorry!
372
00:17:19,166 --> 00:17:21,166
Or is it in his face
373
00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:23,917
But that doesn't mean I fail to recognize
374
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,250
the cosmetic reality of television news.
375
00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:27,959
And if you do,
376
00:17:28,041 --> 00:17:30,417
then why shouldn't the station be allowed
to make a cosmetic change?
377
00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:34,125
It's wrong if it's based
solely on cosmetics.
378
00:17:34,208 --> 00:17:36,667
I had a deal with these people,
a contract.
379
00:17:36,750 --> 00:17:40,458
Well, and they are willing to honor thefinancial terms of that contract.
380
00:17:40,542 --> 00:17:43,917
Paying me off to walk away
isn't honoring the terms.
381
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,000
It's not honor at all.
382
00:17:46,083 --> 00:17:50,375
I turned away previous offers from
competitors who sought to steal me away,
383
00:17:50,458 --> 00:17:53,375
because I felt I hada fiduciary relationship...
384
00:17:53,458 --> 00:17:56,250
with this station and with these people.
385
00:17:56,333 --> 00:17:59,625
I had a duty of good faith,
and I honored it.
386
00:17:59,709 --> 00:18:02,291
"Honor." "Good faith." "Fiduciary."
387
00:18:02,375 --> 00:18:05,208
Do these words have
any real meaning in TV news?
388
00:18:05,291 --> 00:18:06,917
They do, and they should.
389
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,250
And these are things that
a court of law should try to enforce.
390
00:18:09,333 --> 00:18:12,458
Well, good faith is a component of every
contract, Mr. Billings.
391
00:18:12,542 --> 00:18:17,750
So we say. But let's take the contract toits most organic, to marriage.
392
00:18:17,834 --> 00:18:22,291
The court won't go near enforcing fidelityor good faith in marriage contracts.
393
00:18:22,375 --> 00:18:24,083
Objection. This is not a domestic case.
394
00:18:24,166 --> 00:18:25,709
No, but come on.
395
00:18:25,792 --> 00:18:29,291
This plaintiff is asking the court to jump
in and enforce fidelity?
396
00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:30,583
In TV news?
397
00:18:30,667 --> 00:18:33,375
You seem to have gotten off
the beaten path.
398
00:18:33,458 --> 00:18:36,834
I'm not so sure, Your Honor.
Are you married, Ms. Cooker?
399
00:18:36,917 --> 00:18:39,250
- Objection.
- Short leash, counsel.
400
00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:42,166
- Ms. Cooker, married?
- Divorced.
401
00:18:42,250 --> 00:18:44,792
Since I'm on a short leash,
I'll cut right to it.
402
00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:47,792
Your husband left you for a younger woman,
didn't he?
403
00:18:47,875 --> 00:18:51,250
- Yes.
- And that hurt, didn't it? A lot.
404
00:18:51,333 --> 00:18:54,333
- Objection.
- Sustained.
405
00:18:54,417 --> 00:18:57,417
Ms. Cooker, is it possible the suitagainst my client
406
00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:59,500
being replaced by a younger woman...
407
00:18:59,583 --> 00:19:02,375
has more to do with your angeragainst your husband?
408
00:19:02,458 --> 00:19:04,709
No. That's not true.
409
00:19:04,792 --> 00:19:07,542
Been dumped by a younger model once.
Not gonna let it happen twice.
410
00:19:07,625 --> 00:19:09,875
- Objection.
- Speaking of younger models--
411
00:19:09,959 --> 00:19:11,875
Objection!
412
00:19:16,792 --> 00:19:20,291
- Ladies, how was court today?
- It sucked.
413
00:19:20,375 --> 00:19:22,917
Is there anybody in there
who's gonna jump out at me?
414
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,959
No. When you have a few seconds,
415
00:19:25,041 --> 00:19:27,959
I have some thoughts on why Cheanie may
not have wanted to kiss you.
416
00:19:28,041 --> 00:19:32,125
I think I'm finding my niche--
losing cases that can't be lost.
417
00:19:32,208 --> 00:19:33,333
I'm the one who's losing it.
418
00:19:33,417 --> 00:19:34,250
We're just gonna have to hope...
419
00:19:34,333 --> 00:19:36,583
the jury hates Jack Billings
as much as we do.
420
00:19:36,667 --> 00:19:38,667
If that's possible. Where is Barbara?
421
00:19:38,750 --> 00:19:40,125
She's in the unisex bathroom.
422
00:19:40,208 --> 00:19:42,583
I think she's a little upset with how
things are going.
423
00:19:42,667 --> 00:19:44,959
Well, that'll change. They're gonna have
to put their people up.
424
00:19:45,041 --> 00:19:47,917
And I'm gonna have to get 'em.
Now it's our turn.
425
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,125
Uh, she-she in? Ally in?
426
00:19:53,208 --> 00:19:57,041
Yeah, she is. But may I just say something
before you go in?
427
00:19:57,125 --> 00:19:59,083
I suppose.
428
00:19:59,166 --> 00:20:01,208
Ally is a very important friend of mine.
429
00:20:01,291 --> 00:20:03,458
And if you're really interested in her,
well, that's one thing.
430
00:20:03,542 --> 00:20:05,959
But if you are just after
a few cheap thrills,
431
00:20:06,041 --> 00:20:08,125
you'll have to go through me.
432
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:14,291
Uh, well, I-I-I-I can appreciate that.
433
00:20:14,375 --> 00:20:16,208
I was just about to tell you.
434
00:20:16,291 --> 00:20:18,041
Ronnie, now is not a good time.
435
00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:19,208
What I have to say is gonna take two
seconds.
436
00:20:19,291 --> 00:20:20,333
No.
437
00:20:20,417 --> 00:20:22,208
- Two seconds.
- There are people in my office.
438
00:20:22,291 --> 00:20:24,458
I don't know what's going on.
I really don't.
439
00:20:24,542 --> 00:20:26,792
If you called today,
I swear I was gonna return.
440
00:20:26,875 --> 00:20:28,959
Well, that's very nice to know.
441
00:20:29,041 --> 00:20:31,917
But what I need to say to you,
I have to say in person.
442
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,834
All right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Okay?
443
00:20:34,917 --> 00:20:40,250
I-I-I was just being stupid
and insecure, 'cause--
444
00:20:40,333 --> 00:20:44,458
Well, since you didn't kiss me
the other night,
445
00:20:44,542 --> 00:20:47,417
I-I-I got insecure, and I thought maybe
446
00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:48,500
you didn't wanna see me anymore.
447
00:20:48,583 --> 00:20:50,625
And I'm sorry.
448
00:20:50,709 --> 00:20:52,667
Oh. Okay.
449
00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:55,125
So can we wipe it clean?
450
00:20:55,208 --> 00:20:58,291
Uh, no.
451
00:20:58,375 --> 00:21:03,458
Uh, actually, I think I-- Your-Your-Your
instincts were correct.
452
00:21:03,542 --> 00:21:05,959
- He is gay.
- Back off, Elaine.
453
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:12,125
What-- What do you mean
my instincts were correct?
454
00:21:12,834 --> 00:21:16,583
I-I, uh, I don't-- I don't think, uh,
I should see you anymore.
455
00:21:16,667 --> 00:21:17,834
What?
456
00:21:17,917 --> 00:21:19,834
I just don't think that you
and I are gonna work out.
457
00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:21,417
Oh.
458
00:21:23,542 --> 00:21:25,875
Oh.
459
00:21:25,959 --> 00:21:28,500
Um-- Okay.
460
00:21:28,583 --> 00:21:32,792
Okay, that's, um--
Probably that-- that's best.
461
00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:35,375
Well, I said it would just take
a couple of seconds, so--
462
00:21:38,083 --> 00:21:40,125
Good-bye, I guess.
463
00:21:40,208 --> 00:21:44,542
Yeah. Bye. All right. Bye.
464
00:21:52,583 --> 00:21:54,583
Billy, hello.
465
00:21:55,792 --> 00:21:59,250
- What's wrong?
- What? Nothing.
466
00:22:02,750 --> 00:22:05,875
Ronald Cheanie. He, um--
467
00:22:05,959 --> 00:22:08,500
He-- He dumped me.
468
00:22:08,583 --> 00:22:10,792
Damn it!
469
00:22:10,875 --> 00:22:14,291
What-- What, he's
leaving the whole firm or just you?
470
00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:16,291
- Out.
- Yeah, absolutely.
471
00:22:16,375 --> 00:22:18,458
- Let me just say in times like these--
- Now!
472
00:22:18,542 --> 00:22:20,917
Maybe I can still catch him.
473
00:22:24,875 --> 00:22:25,959
You okay?
474
00:22:26,041 --> 00:22:28,041
Why don't men like me?
475
00:22:28,125 --> 00:22:31,417
Are you crazy? Men love you. You're--
476
00:22:31,500 --> 00:22:34,750
They go nuts for you.
Only until they get to know me.
477
00:22:35,458 --> 00:22:39,083
I got to know you, Ally, and I fell in
love with you, remember?
478
00:22:39,166 --> 00:22:42,083
Yeah, and you left. Remember?
479
00:22:42,166 --> 00:22:45,959
Ally, trust me.
480
00:22:46,041 --> 00:22:49,959
Knowing you is not
a deterrent to loving you, okay?
481
00:22:50,041 --> 00:22:52,208
Sometimes I just-- I just--
482
00:22:52,291 --> 00:22:54,417
All I ever wanted was-was to be rich...
483
00:22:54,500 --> 00:22:56,959
and to be successful
and to have three kids...
484
00:22:57,041 --> 00:22:59,667
and a husband who was waiting home for me
at night to tickle my feet.
485
00:22:59,750 --> 00:23:03,542
And-And-And look at me. Look at how I've--
486
00:23:03,625 --> 00:23:07,208
I don't even like my hair.
487
00:23:33,917 --> 00:23:36,875
Today, sadly, when we look
for an anchorperson,
488
00:23:36,959 --> 00:23:39,291
we probably shop more for a model
than a journalist.
489
00:23:39,375 --> 00:23:40,375
Is there a reason for this trend?
490
00:23:40,458 --> 00:23:41,917
A big one.
491
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,417
- The public.
- Could you explain?
492
00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:46,583
Well, it's not a terribly patriotic thing
to say, but, uh--
493
00:23:46,667 --> 00:23:47,542
You can say it, sir.
494
00:23:47,625 --> 00:23:50,083
Okay. We're a stupid country.
495
00:23:50,166 --> 00:23:53,083
- America?
- Land of idiots.
496
00:23:53,166 --> 00:23:55,583
The average viewer's attention spanis that of a gnat.
497
00:23:55,667 --> 00:23:57,709
Hong Kong becomes a free nation.
498
00:23:57,792 --> 00:24:00,250
If we give it more than a minute coverage,
499
00:24:00,333 --> 00:24:04,208
women flip over to channel 2 to seewhether Madonna has bleached her roots.
500
00:24:04,291 --> 00:24:09,083
And men-- sports, homicides, sex crimes.Anybody follow O.J.?
501
00:24:09,166 --> 00:24:11,125
That sounds pretty cynical, sir.
502
00:24:11,208 --> 00:24:13,041
It doesn't make me feel happy.
503
00:24:13,125 --> 00:24:14,208
That woman right there.
504
00:24:14,291 --> 00:24:17,291
The finest TV journalist
I've ever worked with, ever.
505
00:24:17,375 --> 00:24:19,709
Unfortunately, there wasn't
enough buzz on the Internet
506
00:24:19,792 --> 00:24:21,291
about wanting to see her naked.
507
00:24:21,375 --> 00:24:23,583
It's putrid. I got so frustrated,
508
00:24:23,667 --> 00:24:26,458
I sent a proposal downto our board of directors,
509
00:24:26,542 --> 00:24:29,583
suggesting that we
lose anchors altogether...
510
00:24:29,667 --> 00:24:31,417
and replace them with talking breasts.
511
00:24:31,500 --> 00:24:34,458
The proposal was voted down 11 to nine.
512
00:24:34,542 --> 00:24:36,917
A land of idiots.
513
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,583
- But you're not like that.
- No, I'm not.
514
00:24:39,667 --> 00:24:41,709
You know better
than the rest of the village.
515
00:24:41,792 --> 00:24:44,792
Well, I know for a fix of profundity not
to tune in to Jerry Springer.
516
00:24:44,875 --> 00:24:47,458
But you're the one
who fired Barbara Cooker.
517
00:24:47,542 --> 00:24:49,750
We're a consumer business, Ms. McBeal.
518
00:24:49,834 --> 00:24:52,083
If the people don't watch,
we're out of that business.
519
00:24:52,166 --> 00:24:55,417
That just sounds so logical,
I'm tempted to give up right here.
520
00:24:55,500 --> 00:24:57,417
I've been tempted to give up myself.
521
00:24:57,500 --> 00:25:00,000
- Yes. Poor you.
- All right.
522
00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:02,083
You mention Jerry Springer.
523
00:25:02,166 --> 00:25:04,750
People watch him.
Why not use him as your anchorman?
524
00:25:04,834 --> 00:25:07,250
Because I have disc problems
in my lower back.
525
00:25:07,333 --> 00:25:09,333
I can only stoop to a certain level.
526
00:25:09,417 --> 00:25:11,166
Jerry Springer would be a stooge?
527
00:25:11,250 --> 00:25:14,583
No. Not if we wanna cover amputee
transvestites kissing midgets...
528
00:25:14,667 --> 00:25:16,917
in order to make their mothers jealous.
529
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,417
But of you want a modicum of integrity
in your broadcasts--
530
00:25:19,500 --> 00:25:22,709
And if the people wanted to see the kind
of person that you just described,
531
00:25:22,792 --> 00:25:24,750
you do draw lines.
532
00:25:24,834 --> 00:25:26,041
Yes.
533
00:25:26,125 --> 00:25:29,250
But you chose not to draw the
line when it came to ageism.
534
00:25:29,792 --> 00:25:33,083
And if the public let you know that theydidn't want a black anchor,
535
00:25:33,667 --> 00:25:35,375
the customer would win?
536
00:25:35,458 --> 00:25:36,458
No. I'm not a bigot.
537
00:25:36,542 --> 00:25:38,083
- Ageism is a bigotry.
- Well, maybe it is.
538
00:25:38,166 --> 00:25:42,417
But it's unconscionableto prefer race or skin color.
539
00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:45,458
It isn't to want
a prettier or younger face.
540
00:25:45,542 --> 00:25:47,750
- So now you're defending the public.
- No, no--
541
00:25:47,834 --> 00:25:49,792
No, no. Wait. No. The idiots.
542
00:25:49,875 --> 00:25:51,583
No, I'm not. What I'm saying,
543
00:25:51,667 --> 00:25:56,083
though not me, I can understand how others
may wanna see beauty on the screen.
544
00:25:56,166 --> 00:25:59,667
And as a pragmatic person who has to keepa news show in business,
545
00:25:59,750 --> 00:26:03,041
sometimes I have to compromise
to the public's whim.
546
00:26:03,125 --> 00:26:05,500
So you've made
a big compromise firing her?
547
00:26:05,583 --> 00:26:06,709
Creatively, yes.
548
00:26:06,792 --> 00:26:08,959
And this woman,
who served you for 15 years,
549
00:26:09,041 --> 00:26:13,375
turned down more lucrative offers at other
stations only to be fired now--
550
00:26:13,458 --> 00:26:16,583
she also made a very big compromise,
didn't she?
551
00:26:16,667 --> 00:26:19,417
It's a cruel world.
But also it's the real world.
552
00:26:19,500 --> 00:26:20,625
I object to that, Your Honor.
553
00:26:20,709 --> 00:26:22,750
I object to people who every
time they do something scummy...
554
00:26:22,834 --> 00:26:24,583
blame it on the environment.
555
00:26:24,667 --> 00:26:27,250
I don't think that'san objection I can rule on,
556
00:26:27,333 --> 00:26:29,250
but you've made your point.
557
00:26:29,333 --> 00:26:32,959
You were great.
You got us right back in the game.
558
00:26:33,041 --> 00:26:35,291
- You think?
- I know it. I was watching the jury.
559
00:26:35,375 --> 00:26:37,709
- They don't like that lump.
- Girls.
560
00:26:37,792 --> 00:26:39,750
Still looking well.
561
00:26:39,834 --> 00:26:43,834
Don't be smug, Jackie. She just scored in
there, and you know it.
562
00:26:43,917 --> 00:26:47,583
The jury likes her. You, they'd like
to come at with a meat hook.
563
00:26:47,667 --> 00:26:50,792
I'd put up some serious money. Fast.
564
00:26:50,875 --> 00:26:54,417
The tables are turning.
565
00:26:54,500 --> 00:26:57,041
- Georgia!
- I think you should close.
566
00:26:57,125 --> 00:26:59,083
- What?
- The jury likes you.
567
00:26:59,166 --> 00:27:02,417
You definitely go in with more momentum
than me. You close.
568
00:27:04,041 --> 00:27:06,750
When I'm strong incourt, I feel strong in general.
569
00:27:06,834 --> 00:27:09,041
I like to take advantageof my strong periods.
570
00:27:09,125 --> 00:27:13,000
I can do certain things I wouldn'tordinarily have the strength to do.
571
00:27:13,083 --> 00:27:15,583
Yes. Ronald Cheanie, please.
572
00:27:15,667 --> 00:27:18,583
Well, interrupt him. Tell him it's
Ally McBeal calling.
573
00:27:18,667 --> 00:27:21,417
Big fan of the truth? You're not gonnawalk away until you get it?
574
00:27:21,500 --> 00:27:24,917
Well, same with me, and I'm gonna squat
right here until you give it to me.
575
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,041
That didn't come out the way I meant.
576
00:27:27,125 --> 00:27:30,250
Could you excuse us
for a second there, Shirley?
577
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:32,291
This office is too big, by the way.
578
00:27:32,375 --> 00:27:35,291
You could put a Porsche in here, and I
have no doubt that you probably own one.
579
00:27:35,375 --> 00:27:38,917
- Are you on something?
- Mm-hmm. I'm on adrenaline.
580
00:27:38,959 --> 00:27:41,417
Between this trial and you, I have had a
man-hating week,
581
00:27:41,500 --> 00:27:42,834
and I'd be a fool to waste it.
582
00:27:42,917 --> 00:27:45,417
Why did you dump me? I demand to know.
583
00:27:45,500 --> 00:27:49,250
This isn't funny, Ronnie.
584
00:27:49,417 --> 00:27:51,458
I know. It's just the stuff
that comes out of you.
585
00:27:53,166 --> 00:27:56,625
Makes me fall even more.
586
00:27:56,709 --> 00:27:58,834
Wha--
587
00:28:00,166 --> 00:28:04,917
Wha-- What do you mean fall even more?
588
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:10,208
- I just can't stop thinking about you.
- This is a trick.
589
00:28:10,291 --> 00:28:12,875
It's not a trick. I've never met
anybody like you.
590
00:28:12,959 --> 00:28:14,583
We've been on one date really,
591
00:28:14,667 --> 00:28:16,792
and already I can see myself
falling in love.
592
00:28:17,875 --> 00:28:19,625
Falling in--
593
00:28:20,291 --> 00:28:22,625
Then why-- You said that you
didn't wanna see me anymore.
594
00:28:22,709 --> 00:28:25,291
And that is not a normal thing to say for
somebody who's falling in love.
595
00:28:25,375 --> 00:28:27,166
What is going on here?
596
00:28:27,250 --> 00:28:29,166
Your favorite book,
Henderson the Rain King?
597
00:28:29,250 --> 00:28:31,959
- Yeah?
- You identifying with Henderson,
598
00:28:32,041 --> 00:28:34,750
the guy going around saying,
"I want, I want, I want. I want."
599
00:28:34,834 --> 00:28:36,417
Yeah?
600
00:28:36,500 --> 00:28:38,750
Well, that makes for an
interesting character, Ally.
601
00:28:38,834 --> 00:28:40,917
And when you print your life story,
602
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:44,083
I'll be waiting on line at the bookstore.
603
00:28:44,166 --> 00:28:47,458
But for a partner?
I don't know if I'd wanna sign up...
604
00:28:47,542 --> 00:28:49,375
with the person who knows that she's gonna
be wanting forever.
605
00:28:49,458 --> 00:28:51,667
Ronnie, I-I--
606
00:28:51,750 --> 00:28:53,959
I was making conversation.
We were dancing.
607
00:28:54,041 --> 00:28:56,208
I was just saying that so you would know
that I read books.
608
00:28:56,291 --> 00:28:58,542
No, no.
609
00:28:58,625 --> 00:29:01,041
That's just you all over, Ally.
610
00:29:01,125 --> 00:29:04,583
The day you stop wanting
is the day you begin to die.
611
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:09,917
You-- You go through people.
You'll-You'll go through me.
612
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:14,000
- That is just-just-just so--
- True.
613
00:29:16,959 --> 00:29:20,583
So what are you saying, that I'm the kind
of person that can never be happy?
614
00:29:20,667 --> 00:29:24,583
I think you'll know
more happiness than most.
615
00:29:24,667 --> 00:29:27,458
You just won't be content.
616
00:29:27,542 --> 00:29:28,750
He's doing this on purpose.
617
00:29:28,834 --> 00:29:32,291
Renee's right. There's probably a book of
rules for men, and he's read it.
618
00:29:32,375 --> 00:29:36,208
So, um, are you saying this because you
want me to deny it,
619
00:29:36,291 --> 00:29:37,542
to make me want you more?
620
00:29:37,625 --> 00:29:38,709
'Cause it's working.
621
00:29:38,792 --> 00:29:42,542
I'm saying this because
you are a great lady.
622
00:29:42,625 --> 00:29:46,667
And I don't wanna spend my life
feeling overmatched.
623
00:29:46,750 --> 00:29:49,583
That's the most flattering
thing anybody's ever said to me.
624
00:29:49,667 --> 00:29:52,166
- You coward.
- Excuse me?
625
00:29:52,250 --> 00:29:55,291
You want some Stepford girl with her own
little matching apron set? Fine.
626
00:29:55,375 --> 00:29:57,667
She's waiting to rub your feet.
But if you want me, you got to go for it,
627
00:29:57,750 --> 00:29:59,333
because I'm-I'm-I'm it.
628
00:30:13,792 --> 00:30:16,208
- You said that?
- Yes.
629
00:30:16,291 --> 00:30:19,500
Oh, no.
630
00:30:19,583 --> 00:30:21,542
- I said it.
- Oh!
631
00:30:21,625 --> 00:30:23,041
Oh, what? Is that too bold for you,
632
00:30:23,125 --> 00:30:25,583
Ms. "Grab the Opposing Counsel's Butt"?
633
00:30:25,667 --> 00:30:27,583
Oh, no.
634
00:30:27,667 --> 00:30:30,750
- Georgia.
- Hey, honey.
635
00:30:30,834 --> 00:30:32,083
Gonna be late?
636
00:30:32,166 --> 00:30:34,417
Not too. We're justgoing over the summation.
637
00:30:34,500 --> 00:30:36,000
I gather.
638
00:30:36,083 --> 00:30:37,583
Doing better?
639
00:30:38,834 --> 00:30:40,458
Yeah.
640
00:30:41,959 --> 00:30:43,959
Yeah. Thanks.
641
00:30:44,041 --> 00:30:48,083
I'll, uh-- I'll be in my office.
642
00:30:49,166 --> 00:30:51,166
Okay.
643
00:30:52,333 --> 00:30:54,000
Hey.
644
00:30:54,083 --> 00:30:56,250
What?
645
00:30:58,583 --> 00:31:00,542
Okay, where do we start?
646
00:31:00,625 --> 00:31:01,917
Hmm.
647
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:05,375
This morning on the elevator,
648
00:31:05,458 --> 00:31:07,542
when we were both thinking about nothing,
649
00:31:08,750 --> 00:31:10,667
my nothing was Cheanie.
650
00:31:12,917 --> 00:31:15,917
- What was yours?
- Maybe this case.
651
00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:19,250
What about this case?
652
00:31:20,417 --> 00:31:22,625
I don't know.
653
00:31:22,709 --> 00:31:25,875
I think for both of you,this trial could be unsettling.
654
00:31:25,959 --> 00:31:30,333
You both fall into the "pretty" category,just like Barbara Cooker.
655
00:31:30,417 --> 00:31:32,542
And it can be disconcerting to realize...
656
00:31:32,625 --> 00:31:36,000
that suddenly everything you think you are
can just disappear with a wrinkle.
657
00:31:36,083 --> 00:31:38,125
Thank you for clearing that up, Elaine.
658
00:31:38,208 --> 00:31:41,000
Personally, from my standpoint,
659
00:31:41,083 --> 00:31:43,709
I think you both have a lot more
going for you than looks.
660
00:31:46,542 --> 00:31:49,500
This is the assistant
they give me to ease my day.
661
00:31:49,583 --> 00:31:53,875
Yeah. It'd be a lot easier to laugh her
off if she wasn't a little on the mark.
662
00:31:54,792 --> 00:31:56,917
We both get mileage out of our looks.
663
00:31:57,750 --> 00:32:00,000
- And?
- It's temporary.
664
00:32:00,083 --> 00:32:02,041
Are you afraid of getting older?
665
00:32:02,125 --> 00:32:06,041
I'm afraid of growing out of what my
husband fell in love with.
666
00:32:06,125 --> 00:32:08,166
At least partly.
667
00:32:08,250 --> 00:32:13,375
Afraid of not measuring up to whatever my
senior partner saw in me.
668
00:32:13,458 --> 00:32:16,875
- You don't really believe that.
- No.
669
00:32:16,959 --> 00:32:19,458
No, I don't.
670
00:32:19,542 --> 00:32:23,375
But I don't think Barbara Cooker
ever did either.
671
00:32:26,875 --> 00:32:28,875
We've got to win this case.
672
00:32:28,959 --> 00:32:30,667
For peace of mind, if nothing else.
673
00:32:43,625 --> 00:32:45,917
Richard, I need a signa--
674
00:32:47,417 --> 00:32:51,041
I spoke to Ronald Cheanie last night,
and I am wrought.
675
00:32:51,125 --> 00:32:53,000
You're wrought?
676
00:32:53,083 --> 00:32:57,083
He said there may be an intolerable
working relationship with this firm.
677
00:32:57,166 --> 00:33:00,542
He said you squatted for the truth. Ally--
678
00:33:00,625 --> 00:33:01,792
You can relax, cuz.
679
00:33:01,875 --> 00:33:03,250
Ronnie called me this morning,
680
00:33:03,333 --> 00:33:05,375
and we're going out on a date
tonight to see what if.
681
00:33:06,458 --> 00:33:08,458
Well, that's wonderful.
682
00:33:08,542 --> 00:33:11,041
I-- I'm-- I'm thrilled for you.
683
00:33:11,125 --> 00:33:13,458
I knew you would be. I got to get to
court.
684
00:33:13,542 --> 00:33:15,875
Ally. You were there
to help me with Whipper.
685
00:33:15,959 --> 00:33:17,333
I'd like to give you something.
686
00:33:17,417 --> 00:33:19,875
Love, it's an equation.
687
00:33:19,959 --> 00:33:24,250
A "me," a "you" derives a "we."
It's really that simple.
688
00:33:24,333 --> 00:33:26,834
I'll try to remember that.
What I'm saying...
689
00:33:26,917 --> 00:33:29,333
is the foundation for any "we"
is a "me," and if the "me"...
690
00:33:29,417 --> 00:33:33,542
is still a work in progress, then, for Godsakes, don't start constructing the "we."
691
00:33:33,625 --> 00:33:35,917
What are you saying, Richard? I need work?
692
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,000
I say it because I care.
693
00:33:44,333 --> 00:33:47,750
Oh! Parenting is nothing if not selfless.
694
00:33:47,834 --> 00:33:50,625
That's a Fishism. Yes, it is.
695
00:33:50,709 --> 00:33:53,542
Of course looks count.Nobody's saying they don't.
696
00:33:53,625 --> 00:33:56,583
She's an on-camera anchor.
Looks have to count.
697
00:33:56,667 --> 00:33:58,583
And look. Look at her.
698
00:33:58,667 --> 00:34:01,583
This is an attractive woman.
699
00:34:01,667 --> 00:34:04,333
And the defendant admits-- admits--
700
00:34:04,417 --> 00:34:08,041
was the finest journalist they had.
701
00:34:08,125 --> 00:34:11,875
And they cut her loose 'cause not enough
people wanted to see her naked.
702
00:34:11,959 --> 00:34:15,000
The justification? The public.
703
00:34:15,083 --> 00:34:18,291
"America: The land of idiots."
704
00:34:18,375 --> 00:34:20,542
People do read Entertainment Weekly.
705
00:34:20,625 --> 00:34:22,458
I don't know.
706
00:34:22,542 --> 00:34:26,709
What I do know is that we have a sampling
of the public right here in this jury box.
707
00:34:26,792 --> 00:34:29,458
So you tell us.
708
00:34:29,875 --> 00:34:32,458
They fired an Emmy Award-winning anchor...
709
00:34:32,542 --> 00:34:35,792
on the premise that the public
is a bunch of idiots...
710
00:34:35,875 --> 00:34:38,917
who would rather see Playboy models
covering
711
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,709
amputee transvestites kissing midgets.
712
00:34:41,792 --> 00:34:43,667
Well, I'm sorry.
713
00:34:43,750 --> 00:34:45,709
But if that's how they regard the public,
714
00:34:45,792 --> 00:34:48,750
if that's what they think of you and
you and you and you and you,
715
00:34:48,834 --> 00:34:51,917
well, then I guess we shouldn't be toosurprised
716
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,083
that they disregarded Barbara Cooker.
717
00:34:55,667 --> 00:34:57,750
You're the public.
718
00:34:58,417 --> 00:34:59,834
Be heard.
719
00:35:01,625 --> 00:35:04,542
She didn't get fired for being old.
720
00:35:04,625 --> 00:35:07,875
She was discharged because
she was no longer capable...
721
00:35:07,959 --> 00:35:10,500
of performing the functions of her job.
722
00:35:10,583 --> 00:35:15,959
Like it or not, in this day of remote
control and five zillion channels,
723
00:35:16,041 --> 00:35:20,166
one function of the anchorwoman
is to be physically arresting,
724
00:35:20,250 --> 00:35:26,083
pretty enough to make a channelsurfer stop right there and say, "Ooh."
725
00:35:26,166 --> 00:35:29,000
There's only one word
to describe this guy.
726
00:35:29,083 --> 00:35:32,667
The job's different today.
The job function is different.
727
00:35:32,750 --> 00:35:35,041
As for the stuff he's saying--
728
00:35:35,125 --> 00:35:36,083
It's a reality.
729
00:35:36,166 --> 00:35:39,542
Do I like it? Am I happyto be living in a world...
730
00:35:39,625 --> 00:35:42,917
that prioritizes beauty over content?
731
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,375
Look at me.
732
00:35:46,166 --> 00:35:50,291
I was the fat boy who had to take
his own sister to the prom.
733
00:35:50,375 --> 00:35:52,792
And I bet he tried to cop a feel.
734
00:35:52,875 --> 00:35:55,041
I'm the guy with the mustache,
because my friends told me...
735
00:35:55,125 --> 00:35:57,333
the more face I could cover, the better.
736
00:35:57,417 --> 00:36:01,000
But that's the real world,in every walk of life.
737
00:36:01,083 --> 00:36:03,917
Lawyers, journalists, secretaries,
738
00:36:04,458 --> 00:36:08,375
pudgy teenagers looking
to get one lousy date.
739
00:36:09,041 --> 00:36:10,417
Looks matter.
740
00:36:11,333 --> 00:36:14,542
You wanna punish my client
for that reality,
741
00:36:14,625 --> 00:36:16,417
I suppose you could.
742
00:36:18,458 --> 00:36:21,041
But they're not responsible.
743
00:36:21,792 --> 00:36:23,083
And you know that.
744
00:36:27,083 --> 00:36:29,083
- Now what?
- We wait.
745
00:36:29,166 --> 00:36:31,083
Any guess as to how long they'll be out?
746
00:36:31,166 --> 00:36:32,291
Ladies.
747
00:36:32,917 --> 00:36:34,500
Nice touch on the public bit.
748
00:36:34,583 --> 00:36:38,458
Oh, thanks, Jack. The big fat prom boy
thing, that was good too.
749
00:36:38,542 --> 00:36:40,583
It felt right.
750
00:36:40,667 --> 00:36:44,500
Listen. The palms are getting sweaty on my
side. They're willing to offer four.
751
00:36:44,583 --> 00:36:45,959
Four hundred?
752
00:36:46,041 --> 00:36:47,667
No. Four dollars. Take it or leave it.
753
00:36:47,750 --> 00:36:50,375
400,000?
754
00:36:50,458 --> 00:36:52,208
Sealed. No admission of guilt.
755
00:36:52,291 --> 00:36:53,125
Take it.
756
00:36:53,208 --> 00:36:55,750
- Your offer is rejected.
- I beg your pardon?
757
00:36:55,834 --> 00:36:58,041
Don't you have to ask her?
758
00:36:58,125 --> 00:37:00,542
Oh. Oh, yeah. Did you want it? Say yes.
759
00:37:00,625 --> 00:37:01,709
You think I should?
760
00:37:01,792 --> 00:37:03,208
- No.
- What?
761
00:37:03,291 --> 00:37:05,333
- Okay, yes.
- No.
762
00:37:05,417 --> 00:37:06,583
What?
763
00:37:06,667 --> 00:37:08,625
Your instincts said no.
I'm gonna go with that.
764
00:37:08,709 --> 00:37:11,625
- My instincts?
- Mine too.
765
00:37:11,709 --> 00:37:15,458
You're turning down $400,000?
766
00:37:15,542 --> 00:37:18,041
Uh--
767
00:37:18,667 --> 00:37:21,542
I can't believe it. How? How?
768
00:37:21,625 --> 00:37:25,041
This has got to be more than this case is
worth. I'm-I'm just-- I'm--
769
00:37:25,125 --> 00:37:26,291
Wrought.
770
00:37:26,375 --> 00:37:27,417
I think the jury was with us.
771
00:37:27,500 --> 00:37:30,417
Ally gave a great closing.
Billings was not sympathetic.
772
00:37:30,500 --> 00:37:32,709
Ally, why are you looking so blue?
773
00:37:32,792 --> 00:37:36,166
Because we turned down
so much on my instincts.
774
00:37:36,583 --> 00:37:38,208
I have bad instincts.
775
00:37:38,291 --> 00:37:43,041
That's not true. You were right about
Cheanie wanting to dump you.
776
00:37:43,125 --> 00:37:45,625
Could I have a second alone
with Ally, please?
777
00:37:45,709 --> 00:37:47,792
I'm very helpful in these situations.
778
00:37:47,875 --> 00:37:50,041
Well, just the same.
779
00:37:55,417 --> 00:37:58,125
Ally, it's not my style to care about
others, but what's going on?
780
00:37:58,208 --> 00:37:59,875
What do you mean?
781
00:37:59,959 --> 00:38:01,709
You just turn down an offer like that.
782
00:38:01,792 --> 00:38:03,959
You've been personalizing this thing.
What is this about?
783
00:38:07,917 --> 00:38:11,959
Do you ever, um, worry about winding up,
784
00:38:12,041 --> 00:38:14,417
you know, alone?
785
00:38:15,125 --> 00:38:17,250
I'm alone now, but I've got Whipper.
786
00:38:18,875 --> 00:38:20,917
Is that some sort of Fishism?
787
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,417
Uh, sort of. Everybody's alone, Ally.
788
00:38:23,500 --> 00:38:25,667
It's just easier to take
in a relationship.
789
00:38:25,750 --> 00:38:28,250
Well, see, I don't believe that.
790
00:38:28,333 --> 00:38:32,041
I believe that everybodyis half of a whole and that--
791
00:38:32,125 --> 00:38:36,709
And I know it-it sounds kind of--
What's the word for it?
792
00:38:36,792 --> 00:38:39,709
- Uh, silly?
- No.
793
00:38:39,792 --> 00:38:44,542
No. Not silly
and-and-and not sorry either.
794
00:38:44,625 --> 00:38:47,458
The people who just give into loneliness,
the people who just accept it,
795
00:38:47,542 --> 00:38:49,542
those are the sorry ones.
796
00:38:49,625 --> 00:38:51,500
The people who are strong,
797
00:38:51,583 --> 00:38:54,083
who stand up for what they believe
in and chase their hearts,
798
00:38:54,166 --> 00:38:58,417
those are the people
who end up like-- like...
799
00:38:58,500 --> 00:39:00,083
Barbara Cooker.
800
00:39:00,166 --> 00:39:02,000
Oh. Uh-huh.
801
00:39:02,083 --> 00:39:04,583
I see this tough woman.
802
00:39:04,750 --> 00:39:07,250
Smart, unflinching,
803
00:39:07,333 --> 00:39:09,291
uncompromising,
804
00:39:09,375 --> 00:39:11,667
unhappy.
805
00:39:11,750 --> 00:39:13,959
Hey.
806
00:39:14,041 --> 00:39:16,250
I was talking about
Barbara Cooker, not me.
807
00:39:16,333 --> 00:39:18,875
I was not talking about me.
Who said anything about me?
808
00:39:18,959 --> 00:39:20,625
I don't know.
809
00:39:20,709 --> 00:39:22,709
Uhh.
810
00:39:23,875 --> 00:39:26,458
Say something nice
about Cheanie, would you?
811
00:39:31,417 --> 00:39:34,083
Hey.
812
00:39:34,166 --> 00:39:36,250
Hey.
813
00:39:36,333 --> 00:39:38,583
So Cheanie's back on.
814
00:39:38,667 --> 00:39:40,500
I don't know if it's good or bad.
815
00:39:40,583 --> 00:39:42,583
This guy has me so confused.
816
00:39:43,041 --> 00:39:45,250
We go on a non-date, and he kisses me.
817
00:39:45,333 --> 00:39:48,000
And then we go on a real date, and he
doesn't. He wants in one minute--
818
00:39:48,083 --> 00:39:50,125
Do you want in?
819
00:39:50,959 --> 00:39:52,166
Yeah.
820
00:39:52,250 --> 00:39:54,583
Why do I feel unfaithful in saying that?
821
00:39:54,667 --> 00:39:57,166
- You want my advice?
- Sure.
822
00:39:57,250 --> 00:39:59,667
You've never let me down before.
823
00:40:02,041 --> 00:40:05,458
If you want this guy
to stick around for a while,
824
00:40:05,542 --> 00:40:08,625
if he goes to kiss you, kiss him back.
825
00:40:08,750 --> 00:40:11,667
That's terrible advice.
What, put out or lose out?
826
00:40:11,750 --> 00:40:14,250
- That's not what I mean.
- What do you mean?
827
00:40:14,333 --> 00:40:17,250
I mean if memory serves me,
828
00:40:17,333 --> 00:40:22,792
if you kiss him, he may not stay forever,
829
00:40:22,875 --> 00:40:25,417
but he won't be running off quick.
830
00:40:26,917 --> 00:40:29,083
A person isn't a good kisser, Billy.
831
00:40:29,166 --> 00:40:31,333
It takes two to--
832
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:42,291
The jury's back.
833
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,208
I can always tell when something big
is about to happen.
834
00:40:57,291 --> 00:40:58,667
Whether it's gonna be good or bad, I can
always tell.
835
00:40:58,750 --> 00:41:00,917
I can always feel it coming on.
836
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,917
- Which is it gonna be?
- That I can't tell.
837
00:41:10,834 --> 00:41:12,250
Has the jury reached its verdict?
838
00:41:12,333 --> 00:41:14,250
- We have.
- What say you?
839
00:41:14,333 --> 00:41:19,458
In the matter of Cooker vs. WKZNTelevision, we find for the plaintiff...
840
00:41:19,542 --> 00:41:25,208
and order the defendant to pay damagesin the amount of $930,000.
841
00:41:25,291 --> 00:41:28,458
- Can you believe that?
- Ahh!
842
00:41:32,458 --> 00:41:35,000
Does he love me I wanna know
843
00:41:35,083 --> 00:41:37,333
One juror thought he stopped
short with the mustache
844
00:41:37,417 --> 00:41:38,250
and he should've grown a beard.
845
00:41:40,750 --> 00:41:44,917
It's not as good as getting my job back,
but as consolations go--
846
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,083
- Hey. Are we dancing?
- Absolutely.
847
00:41:47,166 --> 00:41:50,750
- But first I have to pee.
- Oh, that is so romantic.
848
00:41:53,959 --> 00:41:56,083
- It doesn't mean that I'm gay.
- Shut up.
849
00:41:56,166 --> 00:41:59,083
Well, is it in his face
850
00:41:59,166 --> 00:42:02,291
- Well, we did it.
- We did it.
851
00:42:04,792 --> 00:42:06,333
You might get hired
by some other station now.
852
00:42:06,417 --> 00:42:07,709
Maybe.
853
00:42:07,792 --> 00:42:09,750
I wouldn't be surprised. I saw the news
coverage of the trial.
854
00:42:09,834 --> 00:42:11,041
You were lit great in the courtroom.
855
00:42:11,125 --> 00:42:11,959
Thank you.
856
00:42:12,041 --> 00:42:14,083
Hey, Ally!
857
00:42:14,166 --> 00:42:16,083
That's where it is Uh-oh.
858
00:42:16,166 --> 00:42:18,166
What? Kiss him
859
00:42:18,250 --> 00:42:20,000
And squeeze him tight
860
00:42:20,083 --> 00:42:22,458
And find out what
861
00:42:22,542 --> 00:42:24,542
Is it in his eyes
862
00:42:24,625 --> 00:42:27,000
Oh, no You'll be deceived
863
00:42:27,083 --> 00:42:29,083
I'm getting so healthy.
864
00:42:29,166 --> 00:42:32,000
I can double-date with them.
My-My stomach doesn't hurt.
865
00:42:32,083 --> 00:42:35,458
And I actually like who's dancing with me.
866
00:42:35,542 --> 00:42:37,834
Who says I'll end up alone?
867
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:44,125
Or is it in his face
868
00:42:44,208 --> 00:42:47,500
Oh, no It's just his charm
869
00:42:47,583 --> 00:42:49,208
In his warm embrace
870
00:42:49,291 --> 00:42:52,041
Oh, no That's just his arms
871
00:42:52,125 --> 00:42:56,500
If you wanna know if he loves you so
872
00:42:56,583 --> 00:42:59,375
It's in his kiss
873
00:43:00,959 --> 00:43:05,166
Oh, it's in a kiss
874
00:43:41,834 --> 00:43:43,333
{\an8}You stinker!
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