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Admiral, I am ready to leave
on patrol:
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Good morning, Hawk:
We've picked up something very interesting:
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Looks like a derelict ship
immobilized in Sector 5:
We're closing now:
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She's coming into view, sir:
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[Gasps]
It looks like a refugee
from the interstellar junkyard:
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[Hawk]
And drifting into the freight lanes:
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[Asimov]
I've sent Crichton down to see
if Buck wants to check it out:
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I'd like for you to postpone
your patrol and join him:
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I shall prepare the shuttle:
Good:
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If you're going to wake Captain Rogers,
do it gently, do you understand?
Will you, Crichton?
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He's been on his feet
for almost two days: : :
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Before he went to bed
less than two hours ago:
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Oh, very well, Doctor:
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What an irritation it must be
to you humans: : :
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To be required to spend
one-third of your life span: : :
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In a comatose condition:
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It predicates a hopelessly
inadequate basic design:
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Yes, yes, yes:
Thank you very much, dear boy:
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We've been over all this before, haven't we?
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Do go and wake the captain, will you?
That's a good fellow:
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You are Goodfellow, Doctor,
not l:
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Heavens above,
I think he made a joke:
[Chuckles]
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Oh, dear:
How depressing:
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Now hear this!
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Your presence is requested
on the hangar deck:
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Let us put a stop
to this goldbricking:
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"Goldbricking"?
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A quaint expression from the century
which spawned you, Captain:
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A perfectly dreadful century,
I might add,
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highlighted by wars,
women's lib and the holocaust:
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Leave me alone, will ya?
I haven't had any sleep for three days:
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It was you, Captain,
who asked to be alerted: : :
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If anything untoward happened:
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I cannot be responsible: : :
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For your physical
or emotional state, Captain:
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Your presence is awaited
in the launch bay:
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One of these days:
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One of these days:
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What's going on, Hawk?
A derelict vessel
in the shipping lanes: : :
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With the possibility
of life-forms aboard:
Mmm:
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What's he doing here?
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Crichton is here,
as usual,
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to fill the gaps
of human ignorance:
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Crichton, one of these days,
you're gonna say: : :
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The wrong thing at the wrong time
to the right person:
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They're gonna turn your knob:
You know what I mean?
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Knob? Knob?
I have no knobs:
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Well, you get into the ship right now,
or I'll show you you have knobs
in the most unexpected places:
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- Move:
- Oh, very well, Captain:
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[Buck]
The admiral was right: It's the worst
pile ofjunk I've ever seen:
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[Hawk]
It is hard to believe
it has held together in such a state:
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[Buck]
No marking or insignia of any kind
to indicate where it's from either:
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[Man Narrating]
In the year 1987,
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NASA launched the last
of America's deep space probes:
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Aboard this compact starship,
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a lone astronaut,
Captain William "Buck'"Rogers,
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was to experience cosmic forces
beyond all comprehension:
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In a freak mishap,
his life-support systems were frozen: : :
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By temperatures beyond imagination:
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Ranger 3 was blown out
of its planned trajectory: : :
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Into an orbit 1,000 times more vast,
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an orbit which was to return
Buck Rogers to Earth: : :
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500 years later:
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Incredible:
If there is life in here,
I'm not sure I want to meet it:
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Not if it's as old
as this ship seems to be:
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It is very quiet:
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Surely you're aware that "quiet"
is a relative concept:
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Well, then be quiet, do your job
and scan for life-forms, Crichton:
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[Creaking]
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There are life-forms
of an inferior species aboard:
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How inferior?
Warm-blooded, like humans:
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Now, that's funny, Crichton:
Really funny:
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You mind finding them for us?
Unnecessary:
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The life-forms have already found us:
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[All Shouting In Alien Dialect]
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[Shouting Continues]
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Translation:
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If the language resembled
any reasonable tongue
known in this galaxy, I would oblige:
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Unfortunately, it doesn't:
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Crichton, establish
some kind of communication:
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It is unnecessary
to establish communication:
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They are already established:
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We only speak Zeerdonian
when irritated:
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Oh, well,
that's-that's good to know:
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Um, my name
is Captain Buck Rogers:
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This is Hawk:
We're from the Earth ship Searcher:
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And we're from Zeerdonia:
I am General Xces:
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- I am General Zoman:
- I am General Yoomak:
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- I'm General Sothoz:
- I'm General Kuzan:
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- I am General Towtuk:
- And who are you?
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I am Private Zedht:
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Hmm:
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- Six chiefs and one Indian:
- What is Indian?
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Um, your private here:
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Exactly:
We give orders, he takes orders:
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Is that, uh, not confusing?
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It's not confusing:
He never obeys:
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If he does not obey,
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what good does it do
giving him orders?
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What good is it to be a general
if you don't have someone to give orders to?
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Are you ready to give up?
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- We wish to know why you attacked us:!
- Yes, yes!
- We want a reason!
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Hold on:
We didn't attack you:
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We thought you were a derelict:
You were adrift in a shipping lane:
You could cause an accident:
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Boarding without permission
is an attack to Zeerdonians!
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Yes, yes, yes!
You are indeed fortunate
that our weapons didn't function:
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- How did that happen?
- We don't know:
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They functioned perfectly
when the Sarlons came aboard
to pirate our cargo:
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- That was a long time ago:
- A very long time:
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- Before our energy cells imploded:
- That is why you are drifting?
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Yes: But someday,
we'll repair the damages:
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After all, we've only been adrift for about...
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- 200 years:
- 300!
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- Or more:
- Doesn't matter!
What matters is we complete our mission:
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Yes, indeed:
Complete the mission:
Finish the job!
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- Serve the queen!
- Do or die!
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Raise the flag:!
What exactly is your mission?
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We are under orders to proceed
to the distant side of star Sitof 43
and dispose of our cargo:
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If it's of any importance,
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Sitof 43 is a bomb disposal star:
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Wonderful:
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I'm almost afraid to ask you
what your cargo is:
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Don't be afraid: They aren't:
Our cargo is solar bombs:
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00:10:01,347 --> 00:10:04,441
Solar bombs? How many?
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Only 1,000:
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That's enough to radioactivate
this entire area: : :
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For over 50 million years:
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General, uh, where are they?
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All over:
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Some are here,
safe and somewhat sound:
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Somewhat sound?
Crichton, check 'em out:
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Extremely unstable:
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Exceptionally volatile:
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The deterioration rate is accelerating:
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00:10:41,554 --> 00:10:46,719
Of course:
Our stabilizing system destabilized
when we lost our energy:
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Yes, well, we'll set up a magnet beam
and take you on to Sitof 43:
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00:10:51,364 --> 00:10:55,130
In the meantime, I'm sure that our commander
would be more than happy
to welcome you aboard our ship:
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Good: We accept:
[All Shouting In Agreement]
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00:11:05,078 --> 00:11:08,138
I have never quite seen
anything like them:
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00:11:08,214 --> 00:11:12,742
I have: I used to hang out with
a very pretty lady named Snow White:
Hmm?
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What a ship!
What a stupendous ship!
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What a magnificent ship!
What a stupendous,
magnificent ship!
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This is unbelievable!
It's incredible!
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- Take notes on the ship, Private:
- Yes, sir!
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[Hawk]
I must go on patrol:
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00:11:45,852 --> 00:11:50,687
I leave our charming guests
entirely in your hands:
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[Chuckles]
Thanks a lot:
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I'm hungry!
Yes, hungry:
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Famished!
Very famished!
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Ravenous!
Starving!
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Food!
Yes, yes, yes!
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00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:05,266
Crichton, would you go set up
the relay coordinates
for the magnetic tow, please?
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As you wish:
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00:12:12,145 --> 00:12:14,079
Come on, gentlemen:
I'll see what I can do:
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00:12:14,147 --> 00:12:15,739
Yes, yes, yes!
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Engagement complete and locked:
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Our forward velocity must not exceed
three-quarters speed:
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Well, why not?
If we go to plasma drive,
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we'll make it to Sitof 43
a lot sooner:
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The destabilizing solar bombs
aboard the Zeerdonian vessel: : :
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Cannot withstand the increase
in kinetic energy: : :
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Which accompanies transfer
to plasma drive:
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He means it's risky:
[Chuckles]
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Yes, yes, that's quite right, Twiki:
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He does need a bit of translating
now and again, doesn't he?
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Most impressive!
Lots of pretty lights!
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If only we had a bridge like this!
We would be the envy
of the Zeerdonian fleet!
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Wilma, Dr: Goodfellow, Admiral,
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may I present General Xces
and his crew:
We're not crew! He's crew!
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- I'm the crew:
- [All] We're generals!
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Yeah, well, at any rate,
I'm gonna try and get some sleep:
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If you'll excuse me,
I'll see you later:
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Look at this:!
Yes, look:!
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Gentlemen, gentlemen, what a pleasure...
what a surprise:
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We've got lots to talk about,
and the nicest...
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Oh!
What can I do
for you gentlemen?
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- What are you?
- Uh, well, I'm Colonel Wilma Deering:
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No, not rank:
What are you?
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I think what they're trying
to find out is, my dear,
what kind of animal you are:
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I'm a woman:
That's what:
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Woman?
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- What is woman?
- What you're looking at:
A-A female:
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She's no female:
Couldn't be:
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- Look, she's got bumps:
- Yes, bumps:!
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[Towtuk]
Pretty bumps:!
Uh, well, you'll have to excuse me:
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I'll arrange for your quarters:
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She's like no female I ever saw:
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And if you'd excuse me,
I've got a few things to take care of:
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How does this work?
Look at all those numbers!
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[Asimov]
See here... Wait a minute!
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Astounding:!
Most impressive:!
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I wouldn't mind workin' on this!
Hey, look!
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An audio-sensitizer energy control!
I heard of these once:
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- Don't touch that control!
- This control?
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[Crichton]
Help:! Help:! Help:!
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[Man Over P: A:]
Emergency:! Emergency:!
All hands to quarters:! All hands to quarters:!
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Oh, my! Crichton's hurt:
Somebody help him, please:
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The logarithmic function
of a parametric equation: : :
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Is inversely proportional to the...
to the 10th power:
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- Admiral! Crichton!
- [Crichton]
Truth is an extract of the abstract:
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[Babbles, Indistinct]
What happened?
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One of the generals
began playing with the controls:
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00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:31,708
Spearshake was
a merchant of vendors:
Check for damages, Colonel:
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[Crichton]
Ilia was a lamb chop:
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Mary had a little lamb:
What happened here?
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[Twiki]
He hurt his head: He's dented:!
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And everywhere that Mary foaled,
the lamb was...
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lamb was...
You guys, grab him:
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00:15:47,393 --> 00:15:51,124
Take him down
to Dr: Goodfellow's lab:
Lamb was...
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Mary glow:
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Mary glow?
Mary glow:
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Lamb was...
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- What is a lamb?
- What's a Mary?
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Who's "Glow"?
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How about it, Doctor?
Is the damage irreparable?
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[Sighs]
Looks quite serious, I'm afraid:
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It appears that
the impact of the fall: : :
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Has created a depression
in the positronic cortex:
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Will he be all right?
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00:16:40,946 --> 00:16:43,540
Oh, Twiki, I don't know,
but I'll do my best:
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You can fix him:
I know you can:
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00:16:46,786 --> 00:16:51,553
Dear me, there's a dent in the cortex,
as I feared:
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It's quite a massive trauma:
Mmm, mmm, mmm:
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00:16:54,727 --> 00:16:57,594
I'll have to remove the brain
for further examination:
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00:16:57,663 --> 00:17:00,530
Take out his brain?
That's terrible!
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00:17:00,599 --> 00:17:02,624
Now, Twiki,
let's not jump to conclusions:
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00:17:02,702 --> 00:17:06,638
The positronic brain's
a pretty durable apparatus:
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00:17:06,706 --> 00:17:09,903
And yours has been functioning
very well
and for a very long time, Twiki:
229
00:17:09,975 --> 00:17:12,773
Yes, but nobody ever put
a dent in my cortex:
230
00:17:12,845 --> 00:17:16,144
There, there, there:
Now, then, I'll tell you what I'll do:
231
00:17:16,215 --> 00:17:19,412
I'll run an analysis and have
a prognosis in a few minutes:
232
00:17:19,485 --> 00:17:23,888
Attention, all personnel:
The Zeerdonian visitors
have disappeared from the control room:
233
00:17:23,956 --> 00:17:26,288
- Please advise:
- What do you mean, disappeared?
234
00:17:26,359 --> 00:17:30,193
We were monitoring the magnetic grid
and just took our eyes off'em for a minute:
235
00:17:30,262 --> 00:17:34,790
- We turned around and they were gone:
- Well, they couldn't have left the ship:
They must be somewhere:
236
00:17:34,867 --> 00:17:39,270
The only place where
visual scanners are nonfunctional
is the magnetic power plant:
237
00:17:39,338 --> 00:17:41,272
[Mutters]
238
00:17:41,340 --> 00:17:44,241
Wonderful!
Magnificent!
239
00:17:44,310 --> 00:17:46,972
Have you ever seen
anything like this before?
240
00:17:47,046 --> 00:17:49,537
I hope all of you
are absorbing what you see:
241
00:17:49,615 --> 00:17:52,175
This equipment
is far superior to ours:
242
00:17:52,251 --> 00:17:55,220
No wonder:
Ours is 2,000 years old:
243
00:17:55,287 --> 00:17:59,314
Yes, yes: And if we bring back
samples of this transferral system,
244
00:17:59,392 --> 00:18:02,088
we'll be decorated as heroes:
245
00:18:02,161 --> 00:18:05,324
Take notes, Private Zedht:
You bet!
246
00:18:07,900 --> 00:18:10,835
- I think their energizing patterns
are behind this panel:
- Yes, let's see:
247
00:18:10,903 --> 00:18:13,895
- Oh, look at that:!
- That's interesting:!
- Don't!
248
00:18:16,409 --> 00:18:20,243
[Zeerdonians Laughing, Clamoring]
249
00:18:28,487 --> 00:18:31,081
What the devil's going on here?
250
00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:38,519
Emergency power synthesizers:
All stations, report damage:
251
00:18:38,597 --> 00:18:40,588
[Laughing, Clamoring Continues]
252
00:18:45,204 --> 00:18:47,138
What are you trying to do,
kill yourselves?
253
00:18:47,206 --> 00:18:49,504
How can we be killed
by something as harmless as that?
254
00:18:49,575 --> 00:18:52,203
Harmless?
You could've gotten us all killed!
Not us!
255
00:18:52,278 --> 00:18:54,872
That's right!
We are naturally...
256
00:18:54,947 --> 00:18:56,539
Grounded! Aren't you?
257
00:18:56,615 --> 00:18:58,845
[Wilma]
Grounded? You mean
electricity doesn't hurt you?
258
00:18:58,918 --> 00:19:01,978
[Man Over P: A:]
Now hear this:
Power failure: Collision imminent:
259
00:19:02,054 --> 00:19:05,956
I repeat: Collision imminent:
All crew to stations:
Secure for impact:
260
00:19:06,025 --> 00:19:08,858
I've gotta get to the bridge:
Good luck:
261
00:19:09,862 --> 00:19:11,796
[All Laughing]
262
00:19:11,864 --> 00:19:15,800
Quiet down! Quiet!
Enough!
263
00:19:15,868 --> 00:19:17,165
[Buck]
What a mess:
264
00:19:17,236 --> 00:19:20,694
Can we help, Captain Rogers?
[All Clamoring]
265
00:19:20,773 --> 00:19:24,800
No, you can't help... Hold it!
You've been helpful enough:
Just stay put:
266
00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:32,414
Buck, whatever happened down there
shorted out the tractor beam controls:
267
00:19:32,485 --> 00:19:34,783
They're locked,
and the power flow's increasing:
268
00:19:34,854 --> 00:19:37,982
I'm going to have Dr: Goodfellow join you:
Perhaps he can help repair the damage:
269
00:19:38,057 --> 00:19:42,687
Admiral, the tractor beam's
pulling the Zeerdonian ship
right into our aft section:
270
00:19:42,761 --> 00:19:45,889
How long until impact?
Less than seven minutes:
271
00:19:45,965 --> 00:19:48,365
Activate deflector shields:
Go to plasma drive:
272
00:19:48,434 --> 00:19:52,063
Admiral,
the solar bombs will explode:
273
00:19:52,137 --> 00:19:55,402
I don't think
that'll make much difference, Colonel:
274
00:20:03,148 --> 00:20:05,639
[Buck]
Looks like electronic spaghetti to me:
[Chuckles]
275
00:20:05,718 --> 00:20:08,812
Strange beings:
They get upset over nothing:
276
00:20:08,888 --> 00:20:12,551
Yes, strange: They take the long way
around every problem, don't they?
277
00:20:12,625 --> 00:20:14,957
Reminds me of generals:
278
00:20:15,027 --> 00:20:16,722
Present company excepted, of course:
279
00:20:16,795 --> 00:20:20,390
I must take it upon myself
to redesign these systems
one of these days:
280
00:20:20,466 --> 00:20:22,400
They're almost im...
Oh, good heavens!
281
00:20:22,468 --> 00:20:24,527
I found the little culprit:
Look, look, look:
282
00:20:24,603 --> 00:20:27,333
You found it?
Yes, indeed:
283
00:20:27,406 --> 00:20:30,773
The transducer wire has melted...
melted clean away:
284
00:20:30,843 --> 00:20:33,641
See? Look at that:
Look at that: Can you see it?
Yeah, well, I see it, Doctor:
285
00:20:33,712 --> 00:20:36,704
The problem is that in about two minutes,
we're gonna collide with a ship: : :
286
00:20:36,782 --> 00:20:39,250
Loaded with unstable solar bombs:
287
00:20:39,318 --> 00:20:41,650
- What can we do about it?
- Oh, dear: I don't quite know:
288
00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:44,518
I mean, we need jumper cables
or splicers or something,
289
00:20:44,590 --> 00:20:47,559
and I'm afraid there isn't time:
290
00:20:47,626 --> 00:20:49,992
Wait a minute:
Wait a minute:
291
00:20:50,062 --> 00:20:52,826
You guys were all volunteering to help
a little while ago, weren't you?
292
00:20:52,898 --> 00:20:54,695
- Yes:
- Let us help:
- We're good helpers:
293
00:20:54,767 --> 00:20:57,327
We're excellent helpers:
We like to help:
294
00:20:58,938 --> 00:21:01,930
Doctor, I, uh...
I think I may have found our jumper:
295
00:21:02,007 --> 00:21:06,000
It's not quite a cable, perhaps,
but, uh...
296
00:21:06,078 --> 00:21:08,876
All right, which one of you
wants to volunteer?
297
00:21:08,948 --> 00:21:13,976
Generals don't act as jumper cables:
Private Zedht, step forward and volunteer:
298
00:21:14,053 --> 00:21:16,044
Yes, do your duty:!
Yes, sir!
299
00:21:16,121 --> 00:21:18,282
Whoa! No, no:
300
00:21:18,357 --> 00:21:21,656
Thank you for volunteering, Private:
Step right this way:
301
00:21:23,462 --> 00:21:25,953
Grab a hold of those two wires:
302
00:21:26,031 --> 00:21:27,965
I was getting around to it, Captain:
303
00:21:28,033 --> 00:21:29,967
So, get:
304
00:21:35,674 --> 00:21:38,234
- This is fun!
- I wish I'd volunteered:!
305
00:21:38,310 --> 00:21:40,278
Me too:!
He's having too much fun:!
306
00:21:40,346 --> 00:21:45,943
Generals are supposed to have fun:!
Admiral, we have power now:
Unlock the retractor beam:
307
00:21:46,018 --> 00:21:48,509
We need somebody down here
to splice a cable:
308
00:21:48,587 --> 00:21:50,612
Right away, Buck:
309
00:22:09,842 --> 00:22:11,605
We made it:
310
00:22:11,677 --> 00:22:14,077
Lieutenant Martin,
reduce speed to warp three:
311
00:22:14,146 --> 00:22:16,080
Reestablish magnetic stabilizers:
312
00:22:16,148 --> 00:22:17,945
Yes, sir:
313
00:22:20,919 --> 00:22:24,320
Twiki, why don't we see
how Crichton's doing?
314
00:22:24,390 --> 00:22:26,483
Oh, yes, please:
315
00:22:26,558 --> 00:22:29,550
It's funny:
Now's the first time: : :
316
00:22:29,628 --> 00:22:32,461
Crichton ever needed us:
317
00:22:36,535 --> 00:22:40,198
- Am I through yet?
- Not until that cable's spliced:
318
00:22:40,272 --> 00:22:43,503
Wilson, just in time:
Did you bring everything?
319
00:22:43,575 --> 00:22:45,668
Yes, sir, Captain Rogers:
320
00:22:45,744 --> 00:22:49,510
As soon as you're free, Private Zedht,
I'd love to talk to you, if I may:
321
00:22:49,581 --> 00:22:51,606
I have so many questions
I'd like to ask you:
322
00:22:51,684 --> 00:22:53,879
I think I spark to that, Doctor:
323
00:22:53,952 --> 00:22:55,886
That's a pun:!
Very good pun:!
324
00:22:55,954 --> 00:22:59,117
An excellent pun:
I think we may create: : :
325
00:22:59,191 --> 00:23:02,058
Some truly electrifying moments together:
326
00:23:02,127 --> 00:23:04,095
Dr: Goodfellow, um,
327
00:23:04,163 --> 00:23:06,563
weren't you working on Crichton's brain
before all this happened?
328
00:23:06,632 --> 00:23:10,068
Oh, good heavens! Of course I was:
How could I have possibly forgotten?
329
00:23:10,135 --> 00:23:12,296
Dear me, I must get back immediately:
330
00:23:12,371 --> 00:23:14,566
You'll forgive me, of course:
331
00:23:20,212 --> 00:23:23,409
Doctor?
I'm not sure
anything can be done,
332
00:23:23,482 --> 00:23:27,646
but I'll... I'll do my best:
333
00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:30,553
Come on, Twiki:
We're not giving up hope:
334
00:23:30,622 --> 00:23:32,954
I'll look in on you later, okay?
335
00:23:34,927 --> 00:23:36,918
Thank you:
336
00:23:42,634 --> 00:23:45,398
[All Clamoring]
337
00:23:48,774 --> 00:23:51,902
Wilma!
Gentlemen, please:
338
00:23:51,977 --> 00:23:53,911
Please, please, please:
339
00:23:53,979 --> 00:23:57,471
Wilma, I've just spoken to the admiral,
and he says that from now on,
340
00:23:57,549 --> 00:24:00,109
the Zeerdonians are to be
your personal responsibility:
341
00:24:00,185 --> 00:24:03,177
He asked that you try
to keep them out of trouble:
342
00:24:03,255 --> 00:24:06,383
Me? Uh, has it occurred
to our admiral: : :
343
00:24:06,458 --> 00:24:10,121
That their interest in me
is slightly more than casual?
344
00:24:10,195 --> 00:24:12,891
Yes, well,
I wouldn't know about that:
345
00:24:12,965 --> 00:24:16,025
In any case, I intend to get some sleep
if it kills me:
346
00:24:16,101 --> 00:24:18,035
And the Zeerdonians are all yours:
347
00:24:18,103 --> 00:24:20,128
[Nervous Chuckle]
Thanks:
348
00:24:20,205 --> 00:24:25,268
Gentlemen, I would ask you please
to consider yourselves guests
aboard this ship, not crew:
349
00:24:25,344 --> 00:24:29,508
Don't: : : Touch: : : Anything:
350
00:24:29,581 --> 00:24:32,516
Guests do as they please:
What a great idea!
351
00:24:32,584 --> 00:24:35,576
We're all yours!
Show us the rest of the ship!
352
00:24:35,654 --> 00:24:37,645
What's for dinner?
Yeah, what's for dinner?
353
00:24:37,723 --> 00:24:40,191
[All Clamoring]
354
00:24:53,705 --> 00:24:56,003
Just go straight ahead,
gentlemen:
355
00:24:56,074 --> 00:24:58,941
Hey, look at this!
Wow!
356
00:24:59,011 --> 00:25:01,036
[All Clamoring]
357
00:25:06,318 --> 00:25:08,912
Gentlemen,
can I have your attention, please?
What? What?
358
00:25:08,987 --> 00:25:12,514
From here on,
I'd like you to read, relax...
359
00:25:12,591 --> 00:25:14,923
Do whatever it is you do,
but here you must stay: : :
360
00:25:14,993 --> 00:25:19,430
Until this ship returns to some sort
of normal business routine, all right?
361
00:25:19,498 --> 00:25:21,489
Okay: Thank you:
362
00:25:38,617 --> 00:25:41,848
Does that tell ya how to fix Crichton?
No:
363
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:46,016
Afraid not, Twiki: Unfortunately,
for all its advantages, you know,
364
00:25:46,091 --> 00:25:48,184
the positronic brain has one fault:
365
00:25:48,260 --> 00:25:52,924
Once something really serious happens to it,
no way we know of repairing it:
366
00:25:52,998 --> 00:25:56,832
Will Crichton be consigned
to the compactor for recycling?
No:
367
00:25:56,902 --> 00:26:00,065
We'll simply install a new brain
when we reach the base:
368
00:26:00,138 --> 00:26:02,106
But it won't be Crichton:
369
00:26:02,174 --> 00:26:06,736
No, Twiki, it won't be Crichton:
370
00:26:13,886 --> 00:26:16,286
I'm sorry I was cross with you, son:
371
00:26:16,355 --> 00:26:19,654
Dr: Goodfellow
did let me help to make you:
372
00:26:22,494 --> 00:26:24,860
What do we do now then?
I'm bored:
373
00:26:24,930 --> 00:26:27,558
So am l:
Let's find something to do:
374
00:26:27,633 --> 00:26:29,794
And something to eat:
Yeah, something to eat:
375
00:26:29,868 --> 00:26:33,031
Well, let's get un-bored!
Come on!
Yeah!
376
00:26:36,141 --> 00:26:40,669
Humans are very gullible:
Everybody, think about the lock:
377
00:26:42,114 --> 00:26:45,811
Off-think:! Off-think:!
Off-think:! Off-think:! Off-think:!
378
00:26:45,884 --> 00:26:48,944
Off-think:! Off-think:! Off-think:!
379
00:26:49,021 --> 00:26:51,455
Yeah!
Hey!
380
00:26:55,928 --> 00:26:59,762
Whatever! We're guests!
Guests do what they want:
381
00:26:59,831 --> 00:27:03,665
Private Zedht, lead the way:
Of course:
382
00:27:03,735 --> 00:27:06,101
After you, General:
Thank you:
383
00:27:06,171 --> 00:27:08,765
[All Laughing]
384
00:27:12,911 --> 00:27:16,608
This is Colonel Deering:
Entering asteroid belt A-64:
Secure stations:
385
00:27:37,536 --> 00:27:39,629
Deflector shields engaged:
Out:
386
00:27:39,705 --> 00:27:41,798
[Groaning]
387
00:27:50,882 --> 00:27:52,873
Ow!
What...
388
00:27:56,088 --> 00:27:58,022
Private Zedht,
what are you doing in my bunk?
389
00:27:58,090 --> 00:28:00,024
Trying to get some sleep:
390
00:28:00,092 --> 00:28:02,993
Everybody on this ship
is always running around in a dither:
391
00:28:03,061 --> 00:28:04,995
Doesn't anybody ever sleep?
392
00:28:05,063 --> 00:28:08,692
My friend, I have been trying
to get some sleep: : :
393
00:28:08,767 --> 00:28:12,464
Since long before
you and your peripatetic generals got here:
394
00:28:12,537 --> 00:28:15,904
I haven't closed my eyes
in over 50 hours:
395
00:28:15,974 --> 00:28:19,307
Now, what is it with you guys anyway?
You're worse than
the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse:
396
00:28:19,378 --> 00:28:22,142
Can't you stay out of trouble
for more than five minutes?
397
00:28:22,214 --> 00:28:24,341
I can:
Generals can't:
398
00:28:24,416 --> 00:28:26,748
It's in the nature of generals
to create havoc:
399
00:28:26,818 --> 00:28:28,513
You can say that again:
400
00:28:28,587 --> 00:28:32,648
- It's in the nature of generals...
- All right, all right, all right:
401
00:28:37,796 --> 00:28:40,128
Hey, wait a minute:
Wait a minute:
402
00:28:42,300 --> 00:28:45,963
I thought that Colonel Deering
had locked all you guys up
in the lounge for safekeeping:
403
00:28:46,038 --> 00:28:48,438
- How'd you get out?
- We walked:
404
00:28:48,507 --> 00:28:50,441
You did what?
405
00:28:50,509 --> 00:28:53,637
We walked:
What do you mean, you walked?
You couldn't have:
406
00:28:53,712 --> 00:28:55,839
It's impossible: It's an electronic lock:
It's foolproof:
407
00:28:55,914 --> 00:28:59,406
Foolproof?
Nothing is foolproof to Zeerdonians:
408
00:28:59,484 --> 00:29:03,079
We think things as we want them to be,
and they happen:
409
00:29:03,155 --> 00:29:05,020
I don't understand:
410
00:29:05,090 --> 00:29:09,254
We off-think locks and lids
and belts and catches:
411
00:29:09,327 --> 00:29:13,024
We on-think
even better than we off-think:
412
00:29:13,098 --> 00:29:17,034
Are you telling me that all you have to do
is think about something
and it happens?
413
00:29:17,102 --> 00:29:21,061
You mean humans can't do
these elementary things?
414
00:29:21,139 --> 00:29:24,199
No, we can't:
You see, we don't consider: : :
415
00:29:24,276 --> 00:29:26,710
Unlocking a door by thinking about it
elementary:
416
00:29:26,778 --> 00:29:29,804
It's easy if you know how:
Off-think:
417
00:29:31,550 --> 00:29:33,450
See?
418
00:29:35,387 --> 00:29:37,378
That's a...
That's a nice trick:
419
00:29:37,456 --> 00:29:39,048
[Alarm Blaring]
[Man Over P: A:]
Battle stations:! Battle stations:!
420
00:29:39,124 --> 00:29:40,489
Battle stations?
Keep your shirt on:
421
00:29:40,559 --> 00:29:43,221
My shirt is on!
422
00:29:43,295 --> 00:29:45,820
L-l... Stay put, all right?
423
00:29:45,897 --> 00:29:48,991
I'll put on some clothes,
and then we'll see what's going on,
all right?
424
00:29:50,068 --> 00:29:53,526
Whatever you say, Captain:
425
00:29:53,605 --> 00:29:57,336
Why is it I have a feeling
I'd be better off
if they'd all been asleep in my bunk?
426
00:30:06,818 --> 00:30:10,754
What's the meaning of this?
I gave no orders for firing:
Now, who's responsible?
427
00:30:10,822 --> 00:30:14,952
I don't know, Admiral:
Someone is manually controlling the lasers
from the main weapons bay:
428
00:30:15,026 --> 00:30:17,688
I guarantee we all know
who that someone is:
429
00:30:17,762 --> 00:30:19,923
How did they get out of that lounge?
430
00:30:19,998 --> 00:30:21,989
I'll do whatever I can, Admiral:
431
00:30:23,335 --> 00:30:25,496
Sorry:
I really did lock them up:
432
00:30:25,570 --> 00:30:28,038
I know, I know:
I'll tell you about it later:
433
00:30:28,106 --> 00:30:30,768
Good shooting!
I got one too!
434
00:30:31,943 --> 00:30:35,003
I got another one:!
Magnificent shooting:!
435
00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:37,844
Better than that:!
It's perfect:!
436
00:30:37,916 --> 00:30:40,282
I'm gonna go for double!
Isn't this fun?
437
00:30:40,352 --> 00:30:42,286
[All Laughing]
438
00:30:44,589 --> 00:30:48,150
Cease this insanity at once!
At once!
439
00:30:48,226 --> 00:30:50,217
The defense shield is down!
440
00:30:50,295 --> 00:30:52,627
It's too late:!
Hold on:!
441
00:30:59,137 --> 00:31:01,765
Are all of you crazy?
Of course not:
442
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:05,537
We were just having fun:
Don't you people know better
than to play with these weapons?
443
00:31:05,610 --> 00:31:08,670
You realize those lasers are effective
at over 40,000 grids?
444
00:31:08,747 --> 00:31:12,478
What if you had had a ricochet
off one of the asteroids
and it hit your own ship?
445
00:31:12,551 --> 00:31:14,485
We never had a ricochet:
446
00:31:14,553 --> 00:31:18,319
On Zeerdonia, we used to
practice like this all the time:
[Man Over P: A:] Emergency:!
447
00:31:18,390 --> 00:31:20,858
Emergency:!
Captain Rogers to the bridge, please:
448
00:31:20,926 --> 00:31:23,417
Try and do something with them, hmm?
449
00:31:24,429 --> 00:31:28,388
Oh, thanks a lot:
Even if you have to tie them up:
450
00:31:28,466 --> 00:31:32,163
Tie us up?
Why would you wanna tie us up?
We were only having fun:
451
00:31:33,405 --> 00:31:35,396
Uh...
452
00:31:38,109 --> 00:31:40,873
The bunch of you
are acting like little children:
453
00:31:40,946 --> 00:31:42,880
How old are you anyway?
Old:
454
00:31:42,948 --> 00:31:44,973
Very old:
Very, very old:
455
00:31:45,050 --> 00:31:48,747
A thousand years:
Or more:
456
00:31:48,820 --> 00:31:51,846
More than a thousand years old?
[All]
At least!
457
00:31:51,923 --> 00:31:54,756
[Chuckles]
Well, do you have children?
458
00:31:54,826 --> 00:31:57,090
- Oh, yeah:
- We do:
- Sometimes:
459
00:31:57,162 --> 00:32:01,121
- In a way:
- Well, then you have wives
waiting for you at home:
460
00:32:01,199 --> 00:32:03,861
What's a "wive"?
461
00:32:03,935 --> 00:32:07,371
Uh, a female:
A-A woman, like me:
462
00:32:07,439 --> 00:32:09,100
No, no wives:
463
00:32:10,976 --> 00:32:12,967
No females like you:
464
00:32:13,044 --> 00:32:14,978
[Nervous Chuckle]
465
00:32:15,046 --> 00:32:17,913
But... Wait:
You said you had children: How?
466
00:32:17,983 --> 00:32:20,781
- We attend:
- The queen:
- When she calls:
467
00:32:20,852 --> 00:32:23,616
- If we hear:
- She hasn't called:
- In a long time:
468
00:32:23,688 --> 00:32:26,486
She will:
Oh, yes, she will:
469
00:32:28,260 --> 00:32:30,387
Well, then,
your-your queen bears your children:
470
00:32:30,462 --> 00:32:32,453
No:
She lays eggs:
471
00:32:32,530 --> 00:32:34,794
- Eggs?
- Many eggs:
- Seven eggs:
472
00:32:34,866 --> 00:32:36,891
- Us, in a shell:
- In a shell?
473
00:32:36,968 --> 00:32:39,402
- In a shell:
- But how do you...
474
00:32:43,842 --> 00:32:46,504
[Chuckles]
Oh, no:
475
00:32:46,578 --> 00:32:49,979
Oh, no, no, no, no:
I'm not gonna get into that one:
I'm going to the bridge:
476
00:32:50,048 --> 00:32:52,846
- And I certainly hope the lot of you
will behave yourselves:
- [Beeps]
477
00:32:55,053 --> 00:32:58,250
How did you do that?
478
00:32:58,323 --> 00:33:00,416
Uh...
[Nervous Chuckle]
479
00:33:00,492 --> 00:33:03,427
What are you doing?
We must settle a question:
480
00:33:03,495 --> 00:33:06,123
Settle a-a question?
About a woman:
481
00:33:06,197 --> 00:33:07,858
Yes: What is a woman?
482
00:33:07,932 --> 00:33:10,628
Oh, well, now, just a minute, all of you:
[Yoomak]
You claim to be a female:
483
00:33:10,702 --> 00:33:12,829
That is an impossibility:
484
00:33:12,904 --> 00:33:14,769
[Xces]
No female looks like you:
[Zedht] Correction:
485
00:33:14,839 --> 00:33:18,434
- No female looks as good as you:
- Certainly not our queen:
486
00:33:18,510 --> 00:33:22,105
- She hasn't got bumps:
- We must examine you:
487
00:33:22,180 --> 00:33:25,616
Examine? Now, wait a minute:
What are you talking about?
488
00:33:25,684 --> 00:33:28,209
- Begin the off-think:
- "Off-think"?
489
00:33:28,286 --> 00:33:32,484
- Off-think! Off-think!
- You must be completely mad:
490
00:33:32,557 --> 00:33:35,355
- Off-think!
- [Yells]
491
00:33:35,427 --> 00:33:38,658
Now, gentlemen:
Gentlemen...
Off-think!
492
00:33:38,730 --> 00:33:41,255
Off-think:! Off-think:! Off-think:!
493
00:33:41,333 --> 00:33:43,358
Now, wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Wait a minute: Wait a minute:
494
00:33:43,435 --> 00:33:45,960
Now, how dare you!
We must examine:
495
00:33:46,037 --> 00:33:50,531
- For science:
- No, no: Not on your life:
496
00:33:50,608 --> 00:33:54,408
It's all right:
General Yoomak is a doctor:
497
00:33:54,479 --> 00:33:57,971
Off-think! Off-think! Off-think!
498
00:33:58,049 --> 00:34:02,110
Off-think:! Off-think:!
Off-think:! Off-think:!
499
00:34:08,693 --> 00:34:10,854
There it is:
500
00:34:10,929 --> 00:34:14,057
The impact threw both
the main and backup gyros
out of equilibrium:
501
00:34:14,132 --> 00:34:17,795
And now, we're heading straight
for the seventh sun of Khyphotak:
502
00:34:17,869 --> 00:34:21,965
It's hard to believe
that such a small asteroid hit
could cause so much damage:
503
00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:23,974
We can't reverse power or direction?
504
00:34:24,042 --> 00:34:26,943
We tried overpowering
the gyros hydraulically: : :
505
00:34:27,011 --> 00:34:30,970
And shorted out
the entire control system,
including the leads to the power plant:
506
00:34:31,049 --> 00:34:33,916
Meaning we have
no internal communications, huh?
507
00:34:33,985 --> 00:34:36,954
That's the picture:
Not very pretty, is it?
508
00:34:37,021 --> 00:34:39,216
No, it isn't:
509
00:34:39,290 --> 00:34:42,953
I'm gonna round up Wilma
and go find Dr: Goodfellow:
510
00:34:43,027 --> 00:34:46,519
I don't know what he can do,
but he seems to be our last and best hope:
511
00:34:59,077 --> 00:35:01,910
[Wilma Screams]
Whoa:! Stop it:!
512
00:35:01,980 --> 00:35:03,914
You're out of your heads:!
Stop it:!
513
00:35:03,982 --> 00:35:06,007
Stop this instant!
What's she so upset about?
514
00:35:06,084 --> 00:35:09,110
Stop!
Maybe she has a blemish
she doesn't want us to see:
515
00:35:09,187 --> 00:35:12,782
Wejust wanna check it out:
Gentlemen:! Gentlemen...
516
00:35:12,857 --> 00:35:15,189
[Chattering Continues]
517
00:35:15,260 --> 00:35:17,592
What is going on in here?
518
00:35:17,662 --> 00:35:20,153
They're-They're madmen:
519
00:35:20,231 --> 00:35:23,667
Absolutely insane:
Lot of help you were, Captain:
520
00:35:23,735 --> 00:35:25,828
You could've made it
a little sooner:
521
00:35:28,740 --> 00:35:32,403
All right, all of you
in a group together behind me:
522
00:35:32,477 --> 00:35:34,877
I don't want you any more
than a step behind me:
523
00:35:34,946 --> 00:35:36,937
You understand?
524
00:35:40,919 --> 00:35:43,513
We'd be delighted, Captain Rogers:
We like you:
525
00:35:43,588 --> 00:35:46,989
Almost as much
as we like Colonel Deering:
526
00:35:47,058 --> 00:35:49,754
No problem, dear boy,
if we had time:
527
00:35:49,828 --> 00:35:52,820
But unfortunately,
to reach the affected areas,
it would be necessary: : :
528
00:35:52,897 --> 00:35:55,923
To tear down the entire control panel:
529
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:59,128
That would take, I would say,
at least four hours:
530
00:35:59,204 --> 00:36:01,900
Which we don't have,
since we're due to impact: : :
531
00:36:01,973 --> 00:36:04,305
The seventh sun of Khyphotak
in less than two:
532
00:36:04,375 --> 00:36:06,969
Does anybody know
what's going on around here?
533
00:36:07,045 --> 00:36:11,607
It doesn't make any sense:
It must make sense,
just not good sense:
534
00:36:11,683 --> 00:36:14,083
There's gotta be another way
to fix those leads:
535
00:36:14,152 --> 00:36:18,418
That type of repair capability
was built into Crichton's construction: : :
536
00:36:18,490 --> 00:36:20,458
For just such an emergency:
537
00:36:20,525 --> 00:36:24,086
But with the poor fellow
being hors de combat,
I'm afraid we're as good as lost:
538
00:36:24,162 --> 00:36:27,928
I can make Crichton function:
What did you say?
I beg your pardon?
539
00:36:27,999 --> 00:36:30,024
I can make him work:
540
00:36:30,101 --> 00:36:32,228
I have a positronic brain too:
541
00:36:32,303 --> 00:36:37,104
Oh, I know it's not as good as Crichton's:
He keeps telling me that:
But it might work:
542
00:36:37,175 --> 00:36:38,608
What are you suggesting, Twiki?
543
00:36:38,676 --> 00:36:41,338
Well, Dr: Goodfellow
could take my brain: : :
544
00:36:41,412 --> 00:36:43,346
And put it in Crichton's body:
545
00:36:43,414 --> 00:36:47,009
Then I could make his extensors work,
and the ship could be fixed:
546
00:36:47,085 --> 00:36:49,883
Bless my soul:
What an extraordinary idea:
547
00:36:49,954 --> 00:36:52,855
How very brave of you, Twiki,
to suggest it:
548
00:36:52,924 --> 00:36:56,189
I am a robot,
and by the first law of robotics,
549
00:36:56,261 --> 00:37:00,698
a robot may not permit a human being
to come to harm if he can prevent it:
550
00:37:00,765 --> 00:37:03,325
You are all in danger:
I must help:
551
00:37:03,401 --> 00:37:05,596
Forgive me, Twiki:
Forgive me saying this,
552
00:37:05,670 --> 00:37:10,004
but Crichton's rather
a more sophisticated robot than you:
553
00:37:10,074 --> 00:37:15,011
His more complex circuits
might very well do irreparable damage
to your little brain:
554
00:37:15,079 --> 00:37:16,637
Then there'll be no more Twiki:
555
00:37:16,714 --> 00:37:20,616
The alternative is no more you,
no more any of us:
556
00:37:20,685 --> 00:37:24,177
There's not much time left, Doctor:
We gotta get started:
557
00:37:24,255 --> 00:37:27,156
Buck, what do you say?
558
00:37:30,562 --> 00:37:34,623
Well, Doc, I'm afraid that
Twiki's come up with
the only possible solution:
559
00:37:37,835 --> 00:37:42,363
[Sighs]
Well, my friend, Crichton may be
more sophisticated than you are,
560
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:44,738
but when it comes to guts,
you got him beat hands down:
561
00:37:44,809 --> 00:37:48,768
Says you:
I'm quaking in my boots:
562
00:37:48,846 --> 00:37:50,780
Come on, Doc:
563
00:37:52,850 --> 00:37:55,785
Are you ready, Twiki?
564
00:37:55,853 --> 00:37:57,787
I'm ready:
565
00:37:57,855 --> 00:38:00,449
You'll be all right, Twiki:
I know you will:
566
00:38:00,525 --> 00:38:03,858
You'll be back with us in no time:
567
00:38:03,928 --> 00:38:07,386
Hang in there, big fella:
We're all rootin' for you:
568
00:38:37,695 --> 00:38:40,926
I am robotic unit: : :
569
00:38:40,999 --> 00:38:45,936
T-W-K-E-4:
570
00:38:46,004 --> 00:38:48,336
Well, he's working:
571
00:38:51,309 --> 00:38:55,177
[Chuckling]
Oh, thank goodness for that:
572
00:38:55,246 --> 00:39:00,149
I am governed by Dr: Issac Asimov's
three immutable robotic laws:
573
00:39:00,218 --> 00:39:03,517
One: A robot may not injure
a human being: : :
574
00:39:03,588 --> 00:39:07,319
Or through inaction,
allow a human being to come to harm:
575
00:39:07,392 --> 00:39:12,193
Two: A robot must obey the orders
given to it by human beings,
576
00:39:12,263 --> 00:39:16,962
except where such orders would conflict
with the first law:
577
00:39:17,035 --> 00:39:21,597
Three: A robot must protect
its own existence: : :
578
00:39:21,673 --> 00:39:24,267
As long as such protection
does not conflict: : :
579
00:39:24,342 --> 00:39:26,776
With the first or second law:
580
00:39:26,844 --> 00:39:28,778
That's wonderful:
Do you know what you've just heard?
581
00:39:28,846 --> 00:39:32,577
Those are the first words spoken
by all articulate robots: : :
582
00:39:32,650 --> 00:39:37,280
Following the moment when
the positronic brain is introduced
to the servile mechanism:
583
00:39:37,355 --> 00:39:41,451
[Chuckles]
T-W-K-E-4:
584
00:39:41,526 --> 00:39:44,154
Can you hear me?
We have a problem:
585
00:39:44,228 --> 00:39:48,062
I am here to solve problems:
Command me:
586
00:39:48,132 --> 00:39:51,431
Good:
Oh, Buck, listen to me:
587
00:39:51,502 --> 00:39:56,201
The longer Twiki's brain
is subjected to the strain
of Crichton's superior circuits,
588
00:39:56,274 --> 00:39:59,801
the greater the risk
that he will incur permanent damage:
589
00:39:59,877 --> 00:40:03,040
- Is there something we can do?
- Well, you see, I had so little time,
590
00:40:03,114 --> 00:40:07,744
I'm afraid I had to cut
some of the leads
to Twiki's positronic cortex:
591
00:40:07,819 --> 00:40:09,343
Well, how can we help?
592
00:40:09,420 --> 00:40:12,014
You see, if you and Buck
could isolate those leads...
593
00:40:12,090 --> 00:40:16,993
Do you follow me...
and extend them to the same length
as the uncut leads,
594
00:40:17,061 --> 00:40:20,155
it would save a great deal of time
when I replace the brain:
595
00:40:20,231 --> 00:40:22,597
In fact,
it could make all the difference:
596
00:40:22,667 --> 00:40:26,364
Consider it done, Doctor: We'll have
those leads ready by the time you get back:
Right:
597
00:40:30,408 --> 00:40:35,436
Listen, it's a matter
of electro-timing, old boy,
with our lives at stake here:
598
00:40:35,513 --> 00:40:38,539
I understand the problem:
I will eliminate it:
599
00:40:38,616 --> 00:40:41,744
Well, you'd better hurry:
We can't take much more of this heat:
600
00:40:46,691 --> 00:40:49,558
I shall begin at the main juncture
of the gyro:
601
00:41:07,779 --> 00:41:10,646
Every second...
Every second counts:
602
00:41:13,384 --> 00:41:16,478
Serious problem here?
603
00:41:20,892 --> 00:41:22,883
It is done:
604
00:41:25,897 --> 00:41:27,922
Will somebody please try the controls?
605
00:41:37,575 --> 00:41:41,306
He did it!
We're swinging back to course!
606
00:41:41,379 --> 00:41:44,143
[Applause]
607
00:41:44,215 --> 00:41:46,445
I am pleased to have been able to help:
608
00:41:46,517 --> 00:41:50,510
Attention, all hands:
Impact with Khyphotak's seventh sun
has been avoided:
609
00:41:50,588 --> 00:41:55,491
All systems are functioning:
Emergency standby personnel may stand down:
610
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:57,494
Thank you, Crichton:
611
00:41:57,562 --> 00:42:00,497
I am not Crichton:
I am robotic unit: : :
612
00:42:00,565 --> 00:42:02,430
T-W-K-E-4:
613
00:42:02,500 --> 00:42:04,798
Crichton no longer functions:
614
00:42:04,869 --> 00:42:07,269
I know:
615
00:42:07,338 --> 00:42:11,536
If I understand the problem here,
you wish Crichton to function again?
616
00:42:11,609 --> 00:42:13,236
But of course we do:
Of course:
617
00:42:13,311 --> 00:42:15,939
But it's impossible:
His brain's damaged:
618
00:42:16,013 --> 00:42:18,641
Nothing is impossible:
Not for Zeerdonians:
619
00:42:18,716 --> 00:42:20,684
Come on:
Let's go see what we can do:
620
00:42:20,751 --> 00:42:22,685
[Sighs]
621
00:42:22,753 --> 00:42:25,779
I wouldn't trust them
not one centimeter:
622
00:42:25,857 --> 00:42:30,521
Do come along, T-W-K-E-4:
We're gonna see if we can help Crichton:
623
00:42:30,595 --> 00:42:33,120
Ah! There:
Thank goodness:
624
00:42:33,197 --> 00:42:37,190
He's back home, so to speak,
in no further danger:
625
00:42:39,237 --> 00:42:42,263
I'll tell you what we'll do:
We'll feed him energy very slowly:
626
00:42:42,340 --> 00:42:45,798
Then we wait a few minutes,
and then we shall see:
627
00:42:45,877 --> 00:42:47,936
It's time to on-think
the dented one:
628
00:42:48,012 --> 00:42:50,879
On-think! Yes!
On-think!
[All Shouting In Agreement]
629
00:42:50,948 --> 00:42:53,212
"On-think"? What on earth
are you people talking about?
630
00:42:53,284 --> 00:42:55,718
Well, l-I think I know
what they're talking about:
631
00:42:55,786 --> 00:42:59,483
You said you could fiix anything
just by thinking about it:
632
00:42:59,557 --> 00:43:02,754
The way you unlocked the doors,
and the way you, uh,
633
00:43:02,827 --> 00:43:05,728
examined Colonel Deering, hmm?
634
00:43:05,796 --> 00:43:08,321
Yes:
That was off-think:
635
00:43:08,399 --> 00:43:10,924
But we can on-think
even better than we off-think:
636
00:43:11,002 --> 00:43:14,631
But we must know
the original shape and function
of the brain:
637
00:43:14,705 --> 00:43:18,402
We all know the original shape,
but how it functions, well...
638
00:43:18,476 --> 00:43:19,943
Dr: Goodfellow?
639
00:43:20,011 --> 00:43:22,479
Well, I don't know:
I suppose I know as much as anybody: : :
640
00:43:22,546 --> 00:43:26,915
About his composition and his
synaptic and electromagnetic impulses:
641
00:43:26,984 --> 00:43:31,011
Time to on-think!
Yes, it's time to on-think!
We should all on-think!
642
00:43:31,088 --> 00:43:35,024
[All]
Think about the brain:!
Think about the brain:!
643
00:43:35,092 --> 00:43:39,961
Think about the brain!
Think about the brain!
Think about the brain!
644
00:43:40,031 --> 00:43:43,091
I am thinking!
Think harder!
645
00:43:43,167 --> 00:43:44,225
Push!
Shove!
646
00:43:44,302 --> 00:43:46,236
Ponder!
Concentrate!
647
00:43:46,304 --> 00:43:48,238
Think about the brain!
648
00:43:48,306 --> 00:43:51,400
Think about the brain!
Think about the brain!
649
00:43:51,475 --> 00:43:54,740
Think about the brain!
Think about the brain!
650
00:43:54,812 --> 00:43:58,270
Think about the brain!
Think about the brain!
651
00:43:58,349 --> 00:43:59,976
Think about the brain!
652
00:44:00,051 --> 00:44:03,578
[Wilma]
Look, something is happening:!
[All Cheering]
653
00:44:03,654 --> 00:44:07,681
You did it, Doctor! You did it!
You got the dent out of Crichton's brain:
654
00:44:07,758 --> 00:44:11,524
I knew you could do it:
They did it, all of them:
They did it:
655
00:44:11,595 --> 00:44:13,529
Now, I'll tell you what...
656
00:44:13,597 --> 00:44:18,034
to return Crichton's brain
to its original cranial cavity: : :
657
00:44:18,102 --> 00:44:20,969
And see if both the brains function:
658
00:44:24,675 --> 00:44:28,111
Ah:
Now, then:
659
00:44:30,715 --> 00:44:34,344
That's all right:
Let's hope for the best, shall we say:
660
00:44:34,418 --> 00:44:37,615
Oh, please,
let it be our old Twiki:
661
00:44:37,688 --> 00:44:40,248
I say, are you there, Twiki?
662
00:44:40,324 --> 00:44:42,417
[Wilma]
Twiki, are you there?
663
00:44:42,493 --> 00:44:44,984
No response at all:
664
00:44:47,064 --> 00:44:49,931
[Xces]
Time to on-think:!
Yes, it's time to on-think:!
665
00:44:50,001 --> 00:44:53,493
[All Chattering]
666
00:44:53,571 --> 00:44:58,508
On-think:! On-think:! On-think:!
On-think:! On-think:! On-think:!
667
00:44:58,576 --> 00:45:00,635
On-think:!
Look!
668
00:45:01,545 --> 00:45:04,946
Twiki: I say, Twiki, dear fellow,
can you hear me?
669
00:45:05,016 --> 00:45:10,181
[Chirping]
Oh, I hope I never have to go through
anything like this again:
670
00:45:10,254 --> 00:45:12,188
It's a drag:
671
00:45:12,256 --> 00:45:15,191
[Laughs]
It's him: Welcome back, Twiki:
672
00:45:15,259 --> 00:45:17,284
I knew you'd pull through, big guy:
673
00:45:17,361 --> 00:45:20,194
It's good to feel like
my old self again:
674
00:45:20,264 --> 00:45:23,597
What about Crichton?
Yes, what about him?
675
00:45:23,667 --> 00:45:26,568
Oh, yes:
Now then, Crichton,
676
00:45:26,637 --> 00:45:29,037
speak up, old boy,
if you can:
677
00:45:33,978 --> 00:45:38,142
Why is everybody staring
in this insane fashion?
678
00:45:38,215 --> 00:45:41,548
Surely you must have something
better to do, hmm?
679
00:45:43,988 --> 00:45:45,979
Should've left him with the dent:
680
00:45:55,066 --> 00:45:57,830
[Woman Screams]
681
00:45:57,902 --> 00:46:02,236
You know we're arriving at Sitof 43...
you know, the repair station?
Everyone's waiting for you on the bridge:
682
00:46:02,306 --> 00:46:05,537
I was just curious:
You ever heard of
curiosity killing the cat?
683
00:46:05,609 --> 00:46:07,600
What's a cat?
684
00:46:11,048 --> 00:46:14,017
You'll be leaving in a few moments
via the air lock:
685
00:46:14,085 --> 00:46:18,784
Sitof has you on tractor beam:
They'll activate as soon
as you're aboard your ship:
686
00:46:18,856 --> 00:46:22,189
I must say... it's been interesting
having you with us:
687
00:46:22,259 --> 00:46:26,923
Interesting is hardly the word:
You've missed an experience:
688
00:46:26,997 --> 00:46:29,522
So I have been hearing:
[Dr: Goodfellow]
No, no, no, no, no:
689
00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:31,830
You've all missed the point:
690
00:46:31,902 --> 00:46:37,033
Don't you understand what's happened?
We've all been part of a miracle...
a whole series of miracles:
691
00:46:37,108 --> 00:46:40,509
We've been reminded of something
very important in life...
692
00:46:40,578 --> 00:46:42,705
that anything you believe possible,
693
00:46:42,780 --> 00:46:46,807
anything you think possible
is possible:
694
00:46:46,884 --> 00:46:50,718
Oh, I know there have been misadventures,
but look at what we've gained:
695
00:46:50,788 --> 00:46:53,882
Something has been brought back
into this old heart of mine: : :
696
00:46:53,958 --> 00:46:56,984
That I thought it had lost forever:
697
00:46:57,061 --> 00:46:59,291
Do you know what that is?
698
00:47:00,898 --> 00:47:05,562
The magic of believing:
And I, for one,
want to show my gratitude:
699
00:47:05,636 --> 00:47:07,627
Bravo:
700
00:47:11,909 --> 00:47:14,434
We like you too:
Yes, indeed:
701
00:47:14,512 --> 00:47:16,707
Very much:
Very much of muchness:
702
00:47:16,780 --> 00:47:18,509
You have also given us something:
703
00:47:18,582 --> 00:47:21,915
What is that?
[Xces]
When we return to our planet,
704
00:47:21,986 --> 00:47:23,920
we'll be welcomed as heroes:
705
00:47:23,988 --> 00:47:26,786
- The queen will make us knights:
- Why would she do that?
706
00:47:26,857 --> 00:47:29,018
Because we saved your lives:
707
00:47:29,093 --> 00:47:32,722
That's funny:
I would've sworn Twiki
had something to do with that:
708
00:47:32,796 --> 00:47:36,789
I do believe I had something
to do with the process:
709
00:47:36,867 --> 00:47:41,429
Well, let's say it was
a brilliant communal effort, shall we?
I think, in any case,
710
00:47:41,505 --> 00:47:45,532
it's splendid that
you're gonna be made knights:
711
00:47:45,609 --> 00:47:49,773
I should also ask Her Majesty, your queen,
to commission you a new ship:
712
00:47:49,847 --> 00:47:52,873
What's wrong with the old one?
I don't know:
I haven't been on it:
713
00:47:52,950 --> 00:47:57,148
But Captain Rogers tells me
it's a real dog of a ship:
714
00:47:58,889 --> 00:48:02,757
It'd be a shame to send a knight out
on a dog like that, wouldn't it?
715
00:48:02,826 --> 00:48:04,987
[All Chuckling]
716
00:48:05,062 --> 00:48:08,463
Another pun!
A glorious pun!
717
00:48:08,532 --> 00:48:12,024
- A super-splendiferous pun:!
- Apun to end all puns:!
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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