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We've arrived in
the Portelo system, Captain.
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Any idea what we're
supposed to be doing?
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Starfleet was unusually
tight-lipped on the details.
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The whole mission's classified.
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Take us in.
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I wonder what
the big mystery is.
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Ugh, I hope it's not
a Romulan Neutral Zone thing.
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Spy stuff's so boring.
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Uh, ah, ah, man.
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Whatever it is, I have to start
with holodeck waste removal.
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Blech.
I don't know,
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but I can't wait
to find out with you.
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'Sup, ladies? How's science?
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We just catalogued some
pretty cool hydrogen samples.
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Hydrogen is the most common
element in the universe.
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Sweet. See you guys at lunch.
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Boimler, make sure you
shower first. Holodeck duty.
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Your odor will be repulsive.
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Oh, thank you so much, T'Lyn.
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You are welcome.
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Oh-ho-ho.
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Don't get too used to this kind
of work, Mr. Boimler.
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Promotions are coming up, and
I think you'll be very happy.
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Wait, really? I-I...
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I'm getting a promotion?
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As long as nothing
goes sideways today,
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you'll be a lieutenant
junior grade.
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- But stuff always goes sideways.
- Relax.
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You'd have to screw up in
a historically significant way
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- to mess this one up.
- Okay, yeah.
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What are the odds of that?
Oh, oh!
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Uh...
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Approaching
the mystery station, Captain.
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I hope this isn't
a Romulan thing.
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- I hate the Neutral Zone.
- Right? Thank you.
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Sorry for the secrecy, Captain,
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but after all these years,
we finally finished.
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Beljo Tweekle,
curator and historian.
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Curator? What, are we
transporting some type of art?
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Perhaps the most
beautiful work of art
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in Starfleet history.
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Oh, my God, we get to do
something on Voyager?
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Uh, you know, 'cause, I mean,
Boimler's gonna flip.
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Captain's log, stardate 58724..
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In a pleasant surprise,
the Cerritos has been tasked
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with transporting
the USS Voyager.
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Captain Janeway and her crew
spent seven years
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trying to get home
from the Delta Quadrant,
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and they became Federation
history in the process.
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Since their return,
Voyager has been decommissioned
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and preserved
for future generations.
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Her first stop
is Starfleet Command,
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where she'll spend
some time on the ground
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before being permanently
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stationed in orbit.
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Careful.
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That's a mission-worn uniform.
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My legacy depends on everything
making it to Earth
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in pristine condition.
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Unzak, when he guided
the florkas to their roost.
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Whatever. Just don't
touch anything.
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Oopsie-doodle.
What are you doing?
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Just taking a peek
at the bio-neural circuitry.
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One time,
Neelix had this cheese,
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and the bacteria
almost destroyed...
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I know all about
the Neelix cheese.
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There's a whole display for it
on Deck Seven.
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Don't open panels.
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The ship was damaged by cheese?
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It's Voyager.
got freaky.
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Hmm. This ship is outdated
and smells like Borg.
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What about Tuvok?
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You must be excited
to see his quarters.
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Perhaps. Are they austere?
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These boxes are for
a rotating exhibit.
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Store them on the Cerritos,
and please be careful.
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Are you chewing gum?
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Ooh, after this, you want to get
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a head start on tomorrow's
titrations with me?
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We can label
the test tubes.
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T'LYN:
I do enjoy an accurate label.
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There we go, all calibrated.
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Hey, Doc, uh, want a ride back?
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Beats taking a shuttle.
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You know, growing up, I had
a dragon named Fiddlesticks.
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He was such a good boy.
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He protected me from
all sorts of affectionate...
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Oh [bleep]. Why is it people
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always have to tell me
about their [bleep] pets?
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Right. Sorry.
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Cerritos, two to beam up.
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LUNDY [over comms]:
Copy, Commander. Energizing.
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Something is wrong, sir.
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There's only one pattern.
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What the [bleep]?
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Where am I? And, uh...
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who am I?
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Captain, we have a problem.
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Something over there caused
Billups and Dr. T'Ana
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to merge in the transporter.
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He's calling himself T'Illups.
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This exact scenario happened
to the Voyager crew.
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Everything is falling apart!
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No need for panic.
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I'm sure I can deal with
this transporter situation
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- on my own.
- T'ILLUPS: Oh...
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Just send me a copy
of Janeway's logs.
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I'll do whatever she did.
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Sending now. Thank you, Captain.
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She knows Janeway straight up
murdered Tuvix, right?
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Huh? Oh, I-I don't know.
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What? Yes, you do.
You're a know-it-all.
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Get your head in the game.
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This is a historically
significant mission.
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It's Voy, man.
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I mean, it's not that
historically significant.
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What? Yes, it is.
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I'm gonna make sure
going to warp
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didn't knock anything over.
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We've got inertial dampeners.
I'm sure everything is fine.
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It won't be fine until
we're on the ground.
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Relax. They design these things
to survive a photon blast.
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Oops. Uh, let me just... Wait.
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There's something behind
the neural gel.
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Somebody phaser it!
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Look out!
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Oh, God, it's on me!
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00:07:05,207 --> 00:07:06,338
Ugh, don't let it infect you.
129
00:07:06,338 --> 00:07:08,297
- Don't shoot.
- Why not?
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It's a Tak Takian macrovirus.
131
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It must've been dormant.
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Macrovirus?
Is it making me sick?
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Everyone got inoculated
years ago. It can't hurt you.
134
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But it is perfect
for the museum.
135
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Good virus.
Just stay right there.
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Temba, his arms wide.
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They're spraying DNA
on my babies.
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- Don't let them off the bridge.
- Right, um, so...
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Just stand in front of the door.
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- Boimler, are you kidding me?
- Come on, man.
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Shaka, when the walls fell, Ensign.
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- Sokath, his eyes uncovered.
- I pay attention.
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How can you be this distracted
over an empty ship?
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Uh, you know,
Chakotay served here.
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Dude, this is nothing compared
to, you know, that Pike thing
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we aren't supposed
to talk about.
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Let's get these chunky
cold sores under control
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so we can get back
to enjoying this.
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They're self-replicating again!
150
00:08:01,089 --> 00:08:02,177
Mr. Boimler, get out here.
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This is your fault.
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T'ILLUPS:
I told you,
I feel [bleep] great.
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Here, let me boost the range
on that scanner.
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He's been
symbiogenetically merged
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on a subcellular level, Captain.
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It's called being Tuvixed.
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The same thing happened
to Commander Tuvok
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and Neelix back in the '70s.
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They beamed out
with this flower,
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and it caused them
to merge into Tuvix,
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a combination of
their DNA and memories.
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That orchid was in
one of the boxes we moved.
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It must've gotten
into the transporter.
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And that's how T'Illups
was born.
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Captain, I caution against
socializing with the organism.
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Organism? [scoffs] I'm a totally
unique sentient being.
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Plus, I'm cool as [bleep].
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We're gonna be
best friends fast.
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Yeah, T'Lyn, it doesn't hurt
to be friendly,
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since Mr. T'Illups didn't ask
to be created.
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Sure didn't, but here I am.
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I love being alive.
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Well, I'm sure that Janeway
had a solution to this.
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I'll be back shortly.
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How many physical memories
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do you have from before?
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Don't let them touch
the exhibits!
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No!
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Initiating programs Chaotica,
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Clown and Michael Sullivan.
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Safety protocols set to random.
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Random? No.
Computer, set them to safety.
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- Ooh.
- Surrender now,
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or face the wrath of Chaotica.
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These are, like,
Voy's deepest cuts.
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Not as deep as my cuts. Yah!
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How are these guys
even getting off the holodeck?
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I installed holo-emitters
all over the ship.
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I thought you were preserving,
not adding.
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Oh, subtle updates that don't
impact historical consistency
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are an acceptable compromise
for conservation.
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Wha... Chaotica isn't subtle,
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and the Clown wasn't even
a holodeck pro...
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I love you, but I can't
be with you.
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Ooh, I like this guy, though.
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- Watch out! The Borg display!
- I got it!
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00:10:02,427 --> 00:10:03,907
That promotion
is starting to seem
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a little less likely,
Mr. Boimler.
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Did Janeway figure it out?
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00:10:14,831 --> 00:10:16,877
No, she just murdered him.
201
00:10:16,877 --> 00:10:18,269
There has to be more to it.
202
00:10:18,269 --> 00:10:20,837
She isolated the genomes
and split 'em up.
203
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He begged her to live.
204
00:10:22,273 --> 00:10:25,015
Holy [bleep].
Janeway didn't mess around.
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I don't want to kill the guy.
206
00:10:26,887 --> 00:10:28,410
I mean, he didn't do
anything wrong.
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00:10:28,410 --> 00:10:30,368
We aren't stranded
in the Delta Quadrant.
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We could take him to Earth
and get some help.
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Good call. Let's hurry.
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00:10:34,024 --> 00:10:36,766
Captain, do you think Dr. T'Ana
will be okay?
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I think so,
but it didn't take us long
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to look up Janeway's solution.
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Let's just hope Mr. T'Illups
doesn't do the same.
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00:10:43,294 --> 00:10:45,557
Are you [bleep] kidding me?
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Dr. Migleemo,
I need your help, uh,
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processing my existence.
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MIGLEEMO [over comms]:
Oh, what a dream.
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Don't do any self-care
until I get there.
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00:11:01,138 --> 00:11:03,837
Help! [screams] Help!
220
00:11:03,837 --> 00:11:06,230
I can feel it trying
to regenerate me.
221
00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:08,580
Uh, maybe if I cut power,
we can...
222
00:11:08,580 --> 00:11:09,973
Stop helping, Ensign Boimler.
223
00:11:09,973 --> 00:11:11,540
Why don't you take a break.
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The alcove's activated. Look.
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What the hell is that?
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It's a Borg nanite.
We must have missed one.
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It's supposed to be microscopic.
228
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It must have assimilated
to the macrovirus.
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It's a macro-nanite?
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Congratulations.
231
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You've won more Clowns.
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I can't resist your touch.
233
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- Let me hold you.
- Computer!
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Delete this guy.
Come on, computer.
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We just want to talk,
Mr. T'Illups.
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T'ILLUPS:
I don't think so.
You're gonna kill me.
237
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I promise you
I'm not killing anyone,
238
00:11:52,973 --> 00:11:54,322
but I am coming in.
239
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T'ILLUPS:
Help!
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She's trying to kill me!
241
00:11:57,064 --> 00:11:58,630
We're going to figure this out.
242
00:11:58,630 --> 00:12:01,024
What? I can't hear you.
243
00:12:01,024 --> 00:12:03,940
The Cerritos isn't stuck
in the Delta Quadrant,
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00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:05,855
and Starfleet has
the best doctors in the...
245
00:12:05,855 --> 00:12:07,335
I know how this goes down.
246
00:12:07,335 --> 00:12:10,425
Which is why I need allies.
247
00:12:12,035 --> 00:12:13,341
No, wait!
248
00:12:14,429 --> 00:12:19,434
Behold, Captain Dr. Frigleeman.
249
00:12:19,434 --> 00:12:22,785
Bring me more scrumptious
senior staff.
250
00:12:22,785 --> 00:12:25,005
That's an order.
251
00:12:25,005 --> 00:12:25,832
No!
252
00:12:26,876 --> 00:12:29,400
Water, room temperature.
253
00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:32,316
So, you're really okay
with killing T'Illups?
254
00:12:32,316 --> 00:12:35,972
I am here to hydrate, not debate
on an anomaly's agency.
255
00:12:35,972 --> 00:12:38,192
Well, I don't know.
I just don't think it's ethical
256
00:12:38,192 --> 00:12:40,281
to end someone's life
to get our friends back.
257
00:12:40,281 --> 00:12:42,370
I hardly know
anyone here at all.
258
00:12:42,370 --> 00:12:44,720
- I am impartial.
- But we're friends.
259
00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:46,287
Right?
260
00:12:47,679 --> 00:12:50,987
The bartender.
261
00:12:50,987 --> 00:12:52,423
Tuvix him with Lundy.
262
00:12:58,560 --> 00:13:01,041
He's making more hybrids.
263
00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:03,304
That appears to be
an accurate assessment.
264
00:13:06,742 --> 00:13:10,224
My career is ruined!
265
00:13:18,406 --> 00:13:20,974
Some of this stuff
got in my mouth.
266
00:13:20,974 --> 00:13:22,976
I'm getting you out of here.
Just hang tight.
267
00:13:22,976 --> 00:13:25,021
Dude, you don't need me.
268
00:13:25,021 --> 00:13:27,284
Did Chaotica's ray gun steal all
your confidence or something?
269
00:13:27,284 --> 00:13:28,633
No, I'm just...
270
00:13:28,633 --> 00:13:30,026
- I'm having an off day.
- Ugh!
271
00:13:30,026 --> 00:13:32,072
This was supposed to be fun,
and you ruined it.
272
00:13:32,072 --> 00:13:34,378
- Voyager's just a ship, man.
- It's not that.
273
00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:37,338
Ransom was gonna
promote me today,
274
00:13:37,338 --> 00:13:39,079
but I don't want it.
275
00:13:39,079 --> 00:13:40,210
What are you talking about?
276
00:13:40,210 --> 00:13:41,342
Did you eat some
of that virus slime?
277
00:13:41,342 --> 00:13:43,387
I'm worried it'll be
like the Titan.
278
00:13:43,387 --> 00:13:45,694
It took us months
to repair our friendship.
279
00:13:45,694 --> 00:13:47,304
I... I can't do that again.
280
00:13:47,304 --> 00:13:49,219
This is a totally
different situation.
281
00:13:49,219 --> 00:13:51,526
It's not just that.
I should've believed you
282
00:13:51,526 --> 00:13:53,528
when the captain sent you
to Starbase 80.
283
00:13:53,528 --> 00:13:56,183
I have bad judgment.
I-I don't deserve a promotion.
284
00:13:56,183 --> 00:13:58,489
You adorable idiot.
285
00:13:58,489 --> 00:14:00,665
I'm the one who told Ransom
to promote you.
286
00:14:00,665 --> 00:14:02,145
- You did?
- Yes.
287
00:14:02,145 --> 00:14:04,452
I was just keeping my mouth shut
so it'd be a surprise.
288
00:14:04,452 --> 00:14:05,583
You aren't mad at me?
289
00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:07,411
No. Look, I am really touched,
290
00:14:07,411 --> 00:14:08,891
but this is why
we can't keep secrets.
291
00:14:08,891 --> 00:14:11,067
One of us always ends up
covered in slime.
292
00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:13,156
Yeah, and it's not coming up.
293
00:14:13,156 --> 00:14:15,942
Would you just go save the ship
already? You don't need me.
294
00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:18,205
Thanks, Mariner.
I'm glad we're friends.
295
00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:21,338
Ew! Did you just
pat me on the head?
296
00:14:21,338 --> 00:14:23,079
Yeah, it felt weird to me, too.
I'm sorry.
297
00:14:27,954 --> 00:14:31,392
You are Chondus,
and you're with friends.
298
00:14:31,392 --> 00:14:33,046
This is Shabarnes
and Swhale Swhalens.
299
00:14:33,046 --> 00:14:36,005
He's a combination of Steve
Stevens and Matt the whale.
300
00:14:36,005 --> 00:14:38,312
I want a fish.
301
00:14:38,312 --> 00:14:41,837
He's not my best work,
but it matters not.
302
00:14:41,837 --> 00:14:47,147
Soon, the entire [bleep] crew
will be a Tuvix army!
303
00:14:51,412 --> 00:14:54,284
Prepare to energize.
304
00:14:55,677 --> 00:14:57,113
We have to do something.
305
00:14:57,113 --> 00:14:59,420
I am already taking control
of the transporters.
306
00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:03,076
- You can do that?
- Starfleet systems
are easily circumvented.
307
00:15:03,076 --> 00:15:04,729
Hey, what are you doing?
308
00:15:16,263 --> 00:15:20,006
You combined all of them
into one big Tuvix-y meatball?
309
00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:21,355
Perhaps I could still split them
310
00:15:21,355 --> 00:15:22,878
into their individual components.
311
00:15:24,314 --> 00:15:25,533
Why isn't it working?
312
00:15:25,533 --> 00:15:27,274
I cannot isolate
their genetic signatures.
313
00:15:27,274 --> 00:15:28,884
There are too many
merged hybrids.
314
00:15:37,545 --> 00:15:38,850
Confirm new heading.
315
00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:42,071
Setting a course
to Borg Cube 858779.
316
00:15:42,071 --> 00:15:43,377
Computer, cancel!
317
00:15:51,515 --> 00:15:54,083
I miss my wife.
318
00:15:55,432 --> 00:15:56,868
Mr. Boimler.
319
00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:59,001
Zap this stuff
and get me down from here.
320
00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:00,524
No time. I need an engineer.
321
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,136
- Ow.
- Sorry.
322
00:16:03,136 --> 00:16:04,659
Wait! Free us, too!
323
00:16:04,659 --> 00:16:06,661
If we survive this,
we're having a long talk,
324
00:16:06,661 --> 00:16:08,445
Mr. Boim-- Uh...
325
00:16:08,445 --> 00:16:09,925
Okay,
326
00:16:09,925 --> 00:16:11,013
the macro bots
have locked us out,
327
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:12,449
but we need to shut down
main systems.
328
00:16:12,449 --> 00:16:14,321
Um, um, uh,
we got to break Voyager.
329
00:16:14,321 --> 00:16:16,453
I got to break Voyager.
Ooh, I have just the thing.
330
00:16:16,453 --> 00:16:18,151
Yes, I knew you would.
331
00:16:18,151 --> 00:16:20,414
The method employed by
the Voyager's EMH can only mark
332
00:16:20,414 --> 00:16:21,850
one individual.
333
00:16:21,850 --> 00:16:24,026
High command will not
be impressed with my error.
334
00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:26,202
That scanner T'Illups suggested
335
00:16:26,202 --> 00:16:29,249
picks up all sorts of stuff,
including personality traits.
336
00:16:29,249 --> 00:16:31,077
That's how we can fix this.
337
00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:33,340
I fail to see how that helps me
differentiate a whale
338
00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:34,515
from Steve Stevens.
339
00:16:34,515 --> 00:16:35,951
Because you don't know them. Look.
340
00:16:35,951 --> 00:16:38,606
This area is proud, confident
and a little silly.
341
00:16:38,606 --> 00:16:39,868
Oh, that's the captain.
342
00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:41,478
If I isolate genetic code
343
00:16:41,478 --> 00:16:43,132
and you mark
their personalities...
344
00:16:43,132 --> 00:16:44,481
We can get everyone back.
345
00:16:44,481 --> 00:16:45,917
Why are you helping me?
346
00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:47,832
Do you not have ethical problems
with this solution?
347
00:16:47,832 --> 00:16:49,660
Well, yeah, I did, but, uh,
348
00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:51,532
this is a non-sentient
blob of meat,
349
00:16:51,532 --> 00:16:53,708
so I'm willing to go outside
my comfort zone.
350
00:16:53,708 --> 00:16:55,188
I mean, for our friends.
351
00:16:55,188 --> 00:16:57,364
Hmm. Thank you.
352
00:17:06,286 --> 00:17:07,896
Are you sure this is gonna work?
353
00:17:07,896 --> 00:17:09,854
Nope, but it feels like
a kooky Voyager solution,
354
00:17:09,854 --> 00:17:11,943
so it's worth a try. Bridge.
355
00:17:17,862 --> 00:17:20,300
Any last words
356
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:24,173
before you feel the sting
of my electro Luger?
357
00:17:25,218 --> 00:17:27,394
Ha! There's only one thing
358
00:17:27,394 --> 00:17:29,918
you haven't thought of,
Dr. Chaotica.
359
00:17:29,918 --> 00:17:33,748
Please, I think
of everything at all times.
360
00:17:33,748 --> 00:17:36,272
That's what you think.
361
00:17:36,272 --> 00:17:38,187
What are you babbling
about, fool?
362
00:17:38,187 --> 00:17:40,189
I am not a Starfleet ensign.
363
00:17:40,189 --> 00:17:43,192
I am the son of Captain Proton.
364
00:17:43,192 --> 00:17:45,020
No.
365
00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:46,413
I got it.
366
00:17:46,413 --> 00:17:48,632
How could that be-be-be?
367
00:17:48,632 --> 00:17:50,243
It's working.
368
00:17:50,243 --> 00:17:53,115
What the hell is wrong
with you, Chaotica?
369
00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:56,118
Alert. Bio-neural systems
shutting down.
370
00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:57,424
Wh-Wh-Wh-What?
371
00:17:57,424 --> 00:17:58,947
Saints preserve us.
372
00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:01,210
I am full of love.
373
00:18:01,210 --> 00:18:03,038
Ooh, I'll cut off your head!
374
00:18:05,649 --> 00:18:08,043
Oh, we did it. We broke Voyager.
375
00:18:08,043 --> 00:18:10,741
What did you do
to my beautiful ship?
376
00:18:10,741 --> 00:18:12,178
I used the Neelix cheese.
377
00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:14,049
It gummed up the neural network
just the way it likes.
378
00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:19,794
Let's get
this bad boy locked up.
379
00:18:19,794 --> 00:18:22,231
We should still have time
to clean before we get to Earth.
380
00:18:22,231 --> 00:18:24,451
Well done.
381
00:18:24,451 --> 00:18:27,976
Now I have to add another
exhibit to the Voyager story.
382
00:18:43,339 --> 00:18:45,036
Captain's log, supplemental.
383
00:18:45,036 --> 00:18:48,388
After an embarrassing day
384
00:18:48,388 --> 00:18:50,303
of being merged
on a subcellular level
385
00:18:50,303 --> 00:18:52,348
with my senior staff,
386
00:18:52,348 --> 00:18:54,437
we are putting
the awkwardness behind us
387
00:18:54,437 --> 00:18:56,352
with a promotion ceremony.
388
00:18:56,352 --> 00:18:58,659
Today's, uh...
389
00:18:58,659 --> 00:19:01,923
frankly bizarre series
of Voyager themed obstacles
390
00:19:01,923 --> 00:19:06,362
only prove that you are all
creative, accomplished officers.
391
00:19:06,362 --> 00:19:10,018
Commander, please announce our
new lieutenant junior grades.
392
00:19:11,019 --> 00:19:12,542
Ensign Brad Boimler.
393
00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:17,721
Quick thinking today,
Mr. Boimler.
394
00:19:17,721 --> 00:19:18,809
Thank you, sir.
395
00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:24,293
Provisional Ensign T'Lyn.
396
00:19:24,293 --> 00:19:27,383
Unexpected, but appreciated.
397
00:19:27,383 --> 00:19:29,994
Ensign D'Vana Tendi.
- Oh, my gosh! What? No way!
398
00:19:31,648 --> 00:19:34,564
Thank you, sir.
Guys, I got a pip!
399
00:19:34,564 --> 00:19:36,697
All right, that's what
I'm talking about.
400
00:19:36,697 --> 00:19:40,309
My main objective here
is to prove to the High Council
401
00:19:40,309 --> 00:19:42,703
that I should be reinstated
to the Vulcan fleet.
402
00:19:42,703 --> 00:19:44,487
But after today,
403
00:19:44,487 --> 00:19:46,881
I have grown to respect
your skills as a scientist.
404
00:19:46,881 --> 00:19:49,492
I'm so excited
we got promoted together.
405
00:19:49,492 --> 00:19:52,321
Now we really can be
best science friends.
406
00:19:52,321 --> 00:19:55,150
That is not the lesson
to take from this moment.
407
00:19:55,150 --> 00:19:58,458
Damn, looks like half of Beta
shift will be ensigns no more.
408
00:19:58,458 --> 00:20:00,111
Ooh, let's hit the bar
and celebrate.
409
00:20:00,111 --> 00:20:02,636
And, finally,
Ensign Beckett Mariner.
410
00:20:02,636 --> 00:20:04,028
Wait, wh-what?
411
00:20:05,465 --> 00:20:07,423
Sir, I...
No, this has to be a mistake.
412
00:20:07,423 --> 00:20:09,512
Congratulations, Lieutenant.
413
00:20:14,952 --> 00:20:16,737
Yo, yo.
414
00:20:16,737 --> 00:20:18,391
Sir, this is wrong.
415
00:20:18,391 --> 00:20:20,044
I don't want to get promoted.
416
00:20:20,044 --> 00:20:21,481
I know you don't.
417
00:20:21,481 --> 00:20:24,571
Okay, then stop sliding it
back to me and throw it out.
418
00:20:24,571 --> 00:20:26,137
Did you know Voyager's
full of cameras?
419
00:20:26,137 --> 00:20:28,444
Came in handy when putting
together the old mission log.
420
00:20:28,444 --> 00:20:31,360
I saw you help Boimler
be the best he could be.
421
00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:32,970
So what? Boimler loves
being encouraged.
422
00:20:32,970 --> 00:20:34,189
It's, like, his favorite thing.
423
00:20:34,189 --> 00:20:35,886
I went back and dug
through your record.
424
00:20:35,886 --> 00:20:37,714
You've had a lot of
small-minded commanders
425
00:20:37,714 --> 00:20:39,586
who promoted then demoted you.
426
00:20:39,586 --> 00:20:42,371
But now,
you're with Jack Ransom.
427
00:20:42,371 --> 00:20:44,417
I'm twice as smart
as any of those other guys,
428
00:20:44,417 --> 00:20:47,202
and I know you just need someone
to believe in you.
429
00:20:47,202 --> 00:20:48,856
Consider yourself lucky
430
00:20:48,856 --> 00:20:51,206
that you have an amazing
commanding officer.
431
00:20:51,206 --> 00:20:53,382
Sir, I am refusing
this promotion.
432
00:20:53,382 --> 00:20:55,428
- You can't do this to me.
- No, not gonna hear it.
433
00:20:55,428 --> 00:20:57,604
- You're dismissed, Lieutenant.
- No, this isn't over.
434
00:20:57,604 --> 00:20:58,692
I'm not leaving.
435
00:20:58,692 --> 00:21:00,389
For real.
I-I'm staying right here
436
00:21:00,389 --> 00:21:02,739
- until you listen to reason.
- You do you.
437
00:21:10,443 --> 00:21:12,183
- Mm.
- Yeah, I...
438
00:21:12,183 --> 00:21:14,011
I couldn't even talk him
out of it. He's such an idiot.
439
00:21:14,011 --> 00:21:15,491
What are you so bummed about?
440
00:21:15,491 --> 00:21:16,666
Now we get to be
lieutenant JGs together.
441
00:21:16,666 --> 00:21:18,842
All of us
except Rutherford.
442
00:21:18,842 --> 00:21:21,192
I mean, I did break Voyager.
443
00:21:21,192 --> 00:21:23,064
Engineers can't get promoted
for breaking stuff.
444
00:21:23,064 --> 00:21:24,500
We always fix things.
445
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:26,110
Shouldn't you be drunk
and chanting
446
00:21:26,110 --> 00:21:27,590
with a fist in the air
right now?
447
00:21:27,590 --> 00:21:30,550
Come on, no more bunks,
no more holodeck duty!
448
00:21:30,550 --> 00:21:31,594
We did it!
449
00:21:31,594 --> 00:21:33,466
I know.
I just, I-I can't believe
450
00:21:33,466 --> 00:21:35,511
we're not lower decks anymore.
451
00:21:35,511 --> 00:21:37,165
We're lieutenant junior grades,
452
00:21:37,165 --> 00:21:39,515
the least important
mid-level officers.
453
00:21:39,515 --> 00:21:41,038
We do all the grunt work
with none of the perks.
454
00:21:41,038 --> 00:21:42,431
We're still lower decks.
455
00:21:42,431 --> 00:21:44,868
Yeah, maybe you're right,
and-and, hey,
456
00:21:44,868 --> 00:21:47,480
maybe from now on, our lives
will be a lot easier. All right.
457
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:48,785
MARINER and BOIMLER:
Lower decks!
458
00:21:48,785 --> 00:21:50,787
Lower decks! Lower decks!
459
00:21:50,787 --> 00:21:52,354
- Lower decks!
- Come on, T'Lyn.
460
00:21:52,354 --> 00:21:54,835
Lower decks! Lower decks!
461
00:21:54,835 --> 00:21:56,402
This is
going to be great!
462
00:21:56,402 --> 00:21:59,579
New jobs and no mysterious
threats to get in our way.
463
00:21:59,579 --> 00:22:00,623
No mysterious threats!
464
00:22:12,940 --> 00:22:15,595
Cease that nervous honing
and let me sleep.
465
00:22:15,595 --> 00:22:17,727
I am not nervous. I am restless.
466
00:22:17,727 --> 00:22:20,556
Eager to ram my blade
through my enemies.
467
00:22:20,556 --> 00:22:22,819
That's not a blade.
It's a spear.
468
00:22:22,819 --> 00:22:25,300
A coward's weapon used
to poke a foe at a distance.
469
00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:26,780
It has no honor.
470
00:22:26,780 --> 00:22:30,000
Nobody calls me a coward
and lives to tell the tale.
471
00:22:33,526 --> 00:22:34,962
Are you free for lunch today?
472
00:22:34,962 --> 00:22:37,530
They are serving eyes
or hearts or something.
473
00:22:37,530 --> 00:22:39,183
I cannot make it.
474
00:22:39,183 --> 00:22:42,622
The captain has ordered me
to sit with Commander Vekras
475
00:22:42,622 --> 00:22:45,320
and transcribe his tedious
battle tales.
476
00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:46,887
It is a waste of time.
477
00:22:46,887 --> 00:22:50,194
Ma'ah lucked his way
into that captain's chair.
478
00:22:50,194 --> 00:22:52,283
He forgets who
his true allies are.
479
00:22:52,283 --> 00:22:54,764
He won't be captain much longer.
480
00:22:56,418 --> 00:22:59,595
We are in battle. Who was wrong
to sharpen their spear now?
481
00:23:06,559 --> 00:23:09,257
I read one life sign
on board, Captain.
482
00:23:09,257 --> 00:23:12,260
Unknown vessel, you have drifted
into Klingon space.
483
00:23:12,260 --> 00:23:13,609
Identify yourself.
484
00:23:17,221 --> 00:23:19,136
No response.
Should we fire on them?
485
00:23:19,136 --> 00:23:22,662
We gain no honor in destroying
an incapacitated ship.
486
00:23:22,662 --> 00:23:25,142
Mark their location and resume
our course to Qo'noS.
487
00:23:25,142 --> 00:23:27,928
Sir, it's moving.
488
00:23:29,016 --> 00:23:30,452
KEY'LOR:
They're charging weapons.
489
00:23:30,452 --> 00:23:32,019
Destroy those qoHpu'.
490
00:23:32,019 --> 00:23:33,977
I said fire.
491
00:23:33,977 --> 00:23:35,152
I'm trying,
but weapons are down.
492
00:23:35,152 --> 00:23:36,153
What?
493
00:23:36,153 --> 00:23:37,720
All systems are losing power.
494
00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:38,765
That's impossible.
495
00:23:58,132 --> 00:24:01,135
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496
00:24:50,706 --> 00:24:51,707
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