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Hey!
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If we're gonna
catch up to the Archdruidess,
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we'll need our best horses.
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Or some really fast cows.
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Oh, no. Dad!
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Kiddo, I would love
to have you as one of my exes,
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but I think it's best
if you think of me as your slutty grandma.
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I would be honored.
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Okay, everybody! Move along.
Haven't you seen a honking king before?
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Elfo, don't wander off.
We're outta here in 30 seconds.
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Hmm.
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Hey! Wedding's cancelled.
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The reception's that way.
The faster you run, the more beer you get.
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Mmm.
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Dad, are you gonna be okay?
I gotta go now.
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I got Pendergast to look after me.
Maybe we'll go bowling.
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Hey, sorry for how things turned out.
But thanks for saving me.
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It's the least
I could do after killing you.
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- Ooh! Lookie, a black kitty-cat.
- I told you, I'm not a cat!
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Luci, I need you to stay here
and take care of my dad.
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What? No!
No way in hell. I'm not doin' it.
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You can't make me. Not a chance.
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Don't even think about it.
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Ah, okay, fine.
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Would you mind wiping off my drool?
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Look what I found!
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- What? But I thought…
- You thought wrong.
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What are you doin', you?
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Wait there! We'll be right back!
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I'm never riding a horse again!
This is the height of luxury.
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Yeah!
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Are we on the right path?
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- Seconds from now...
- What?
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- Seconds from now...
- What?
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I said, "Seconds from now,
take a sharp right turn!"
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Are you okay, Elfo?
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Yes, but I can never have children now.
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Hey!
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What is that?
A large ape and an unfinished man?
40
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Oh! Princess Tiabeanie
and an unfinished man.
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What a surprise!
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Old man Malfus! Laughing Horse!
Malfus, maybe you can help us...
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It is written on the walls that
you must take this horse on your journey.
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You're writing that right now.
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Just take the ding-dang horse.
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And all his horse porn.
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Come on, boy, giddy up. Thanks, Malfus!
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Wait! You took the wrong box!
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Elfo, what are you doing? Pay attention!
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Oh, sorry, Bean. I'm reading
a really interesting pictorial.
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Aw!
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And the old man had a candy cane!
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Come on, Bean! This is gold!
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Laughing Horse,
you're just encouraging him.
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Okay, okay, three elves
walk into a candy bar...
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He even laughs at the setups!
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What kind of weird fog is this?
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My hat is drooping
and my shoes are uncurling.
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Oh, my God, Bean, I know what happened.
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We died when we fell off the cliff.
And now we're in Heaven!
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Better than Heaven, Elfo.
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Welcome to Steamland.
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Laughing Horse stands out
like a laughing thumb.
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We gotta leave him somewhere safe.
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Make us some money while we're away!
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Giddy up, horsey!
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- What's with the garden gnome?
- Hey, lady, your kid's a freak!
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We gotta cover up those pointy ears, dude.
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I don't think
they get lots of elves around here.
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I don't think they get lots of
giant mouse teeth, either.
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Sorry, I'm a little damp and cranky.
Look at my shoes.
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Welcome, gentlemen.
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She's not a man, she's a manly lady.
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He's not a man, either.
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Don't matter to me which what way you are.
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It's pitch black in there, anyway.
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Go on, little buddy.
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And be sure not to grab someone
else's clothes on the way out, okay?
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Go!
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Oh, look at all these wallets.
People are so trusting.
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Ooh!
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Hey, Bean!
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What took you so long?
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- Unbelievable.
- Quick, before they get angry!
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Stop, thief!
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- How do I look?
- Like a wealthy potbelly stove.
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You think?
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This place has a lot of moving parts,
so stick close.
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Can I hold your hand?
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That won't be necessary.
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Where are you going?
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- Away, it seems.
- Elfo!
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Excuse me! Pardon me! One side!
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Ow.
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Shaddup!
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Those were my legs, lady!
You could've used a hand signal!
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Hand signal, eh?
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Ow! Ow!
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Go after her, Bean!
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I'm addicted to stealing wallets now.
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Whoa!
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Yes!
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Ow!
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Whoa!
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Oh!
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Princess Diandra,
we must return the Orb of Splen-dor
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lest it destroy the kingdom.
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Come on! Who talks that way?
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But the Orb also gives life
to Zandoro, my elf companion.
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Hello, it is I, Zandoro.
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Uh, what? That's an elf?
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Hey, pipe down, will ya?
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If I wanted to be annoyed,
I'd be home with my family! Shush!
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Uh, no, actually, I won't shush!
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Ugh, and swords don't make a shling
sound every time you wave 'em around.
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That's just lazy sound design.
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Ugh, there it goes again.
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Shling, shling, shling!
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It's a freakin' shling party. Ugh.
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Quiet.
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Now they're dancing?
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Why do they have scenes
like this that don't move the story along?
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- Ow!
- Have some dignity, man! This won't do!
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Here.
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- Oh! Thank you so much.
- None of it, sir.
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Anything for a fellow
LGS member, what-what.
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A what-what what?
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League of Gallivanting Scrutinators,
of course.
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The explorers' club.
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What?
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Now come along. They stop serving
breakfast cocktails in five minutes.
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Your whisky sour, sir.
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Mmm, yum.
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Next time just bring the sour part.
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Less to carry, thank you.
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And Bean thought
I couldn't take care of myself.
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There I was, trapped on the mountain peak.
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On one side, a ferocious yeti.
On the other side, a ferocious bigfoot.
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A bigfoot and yeti?
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A veritable sandwich of danger.
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Whatever did you do?
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Why, I introduced them to each other
and officiated at their wedding!
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Nine months later,
I was godmother to young Fleebor.
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To Fleebor!
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Hey! I've been to Hell.
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Hmm.
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Okay, what is this?
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Oh, my God. Calm down.
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Oh, no. This is your life now… forever!
150
00:10:11,235 --> 00:10:14,071
I defeated your Portal of Many Rotations.
151
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Congratulations.
Just in time for the morning shift.
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Oh!
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Hmm.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Come back here, kitty,
and take a cat nap with me.
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Ow!
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Neither of us are cats!
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See, ain't that nice?
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You're my little spoon.
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Well, I'm gonna knife you in your throat.
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What the…
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Your Majesty, so nice to have company.
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This is usually such a lonely journey.
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Now swim for it,
before the crabs swarm over you.
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Oh, no.
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You should crank out
a few more before the lunch whistle blows.
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A whistle tells you when to eat?
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And another for when to work,
and another for when to take breaks,
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and another for when to stop daydreaming.
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00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:04,056
Wow. Whistles control you.
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Finally! Lunch!
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00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:10,062
No, they're just testing our product.
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That's the lunchtime whistle.
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The automat.
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Open any glass door
where you see a sandwich.
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Don't open the doors which have
bloodshot eyes staring back at you.
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Why?
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Those are the angry sandwich makers.
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Why are they angry?
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They get paid in sandwiches.
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Wow! You can really taste the rage.
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Thanks for all this… Um…
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Gordy Stewson, happy worker.
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I'm… Tia.
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Yeah, that's it.
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Man, I wish the automat
could give me what I really want.
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- And that is?
- Someone who works here.
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Evil eyes, holier than thou attitude,
always scheming.
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00:13:04,366 --> 00:13:07,995
I'm guessing she works in Human Resources.
She looks like this.
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That salami could be anyone.
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Tia, this company is gigantic
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and makes everything
from blimps to buses to banjos.
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There's even a division
that makes banjo music for blimps!
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Oh, I love
"Foggy Mountain Airship Disaster."
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♪ We're on fire ♪
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Gordy.
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- Gordy! Gordy, focus.
- Sorry.
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This meat woman you seek,
she could work anywhere.
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But you know your way around.
You could help me find her.
200
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Loitering outside of designated
work zones is grounds for dismissal.
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So it's agreed, we don't get caught.
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Oh, I've been all over.
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Dankmire, Heaven, Mermaid Island,
yeah, even the Lost City of Cremorrah.
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00:13:51,455 --> 00:13:55,292
Which actually is now the Found City
of Cremorrah since I was there, I suppose.
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Liar!
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00:13:58,629 --> 00:14:00,923
- What?
- Are you calling me a liar?
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00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:03,050
Because you didn't
specifically mention me.
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I am, sir!
209
00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:07,596
And by club rules, I demand
you produce proof of your exploits.
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00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:12,226
Okay, well, um, this one time in Hell,
I thought I saw a demon's butt,
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and then I realized
it was just your mama's face.
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Oh, snaps!
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What you say has the ring of truth.
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Mother was a homely woman.
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00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:24,238
I withdraw my challenge
and salute your various exploits.
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Huzzah!
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00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:34,832
That's gotta be her! Come on.
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00:14:34,915 --> 00:14:37,084
Be careful! Our lunch break's almost over.
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Oh, boy, here we go.
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00:14:44,925 --> 00:14:46,969
Hey, I'm makin' sandwiches here!
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Sorry, sorry!
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Get the hell outta here!
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Great sandwiches, by the way.
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You could go easier on the mayonnaise.
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00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:55,310
Whoa!
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00:14:59,356 --> 00:15:01,901
Oh, no, I can't remember
what that whistle is for.
227
00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:03,903
We have to get back down to the line!
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00:15:04,778 --> 00:15:05,779
Whoa!
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- How do you do?
- How do you do?
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By the way,
you were right about the mayonnaise.
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Man, after-work drinks taste so much
better than instead-of-work drinks.
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Tia, you're funny. Where are you from?
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Um, a country setting.
234
00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:42,483
It's kind of like a farm,
with less milking and more stabbing.
235
00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:45,611
Well, wherever you grew up,
you sure didn't learn about fear.
236
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Tell me about who you're after.
237
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She's a psycho.
If I were afraid, I wouldn't be here.
238
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I'd be with my psycho dad.
Or my psycho mom.
239
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I know a lot of psychos.
240
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Here's to hoping you aren't a psycho, too.
241
00:16:04,254 --> 00:16:07,091
That was kind of fun.
You can sleep in there tonight.
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Thanks, Gordy.
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00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:11,178
Sweet dreams, worker number 124C41.
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Oh! A buzzbrighter!
245
00:16:21,772 --> 00:16:23,399
Turn that off!
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00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,317
Oh, sorry.
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00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:44,420
Morning, Tia.
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Pretend we planned to meet here
so no one yells at me for cutting in line.
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00:16:48,632 --> 00:16:50,592
Attention, employees!
250
00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:54,680
Tonight is Company Night
at Steamland Amusement Park.
251
00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:57,975
Ugh. I hate hanging out
with work people outside work.
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00:16:58,058 --> 00:17:00,102
What? They can still hear me?
253
00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:01,979
I thought you had to press the button.
254
00:17:02,062 --> 00:17:03,939
Attendance is mandatory,
255
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,692
so get your butts down there,
and don't gimme any
256
00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:10,612
"I can't come, my arm
got chopped off by a propeller" crap.
257
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:13,615
Also, happy birthday, Trudy in Blimpworks.
258
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:15,868
That's her voice coming out of that horn!
259
00:17:15,951 --> 00:17:18,620
No wonder I couldn't find her.
She shrank herself.
260
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:20,831
Maybe the mean lady
will be at the amusement park.
261
00:17:20,914 --> 00:17:26,837
And I was wondering if, um,
you wanted to go with me, and...
262
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:30,132
Oh, I am totally gonna go. Look at this!
263
00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:34,678
I'm gonna ride the hell out of those rides
and eat a pile of deep-fried batter dogs.
264
00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:37,890
Besides, it's mandatory, right?
She'll have to be there.
265
00:17:37,973 --> 00:17:42,978
This could be my chance to nab her good,
and get my face painted like a tiger,
266
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:46,023
which I never have
the opportunity to do back on the farm.
267
00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:48,317
And we… Why are you all nervous?
268
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,444
I didn't know if you wanted to go with me.
269
00:17:50,527 --> 00:17:53,530
Of course! I don't know how
to get to the amusement park on my own.
270
00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:30,067
Step right up, folks.
271
00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:33,112
Take a trip through the past,
present and future of steam.
272
00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:36,323
It's as educational as it is moisturizing.
273
00:18:36,865 --> 00:18:37,991
There she is!
274
00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:40,285
Quick! She'll learn
about steam before we do.
275
00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:52,798
Steam!
The warm, damp touch of modern life.
276
00:18:52,881 --> 00:18:55,050
"But where does steam come from?" you ask,
277
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:58,595
with the stupidity of someone
expecting to learn at a carnival.
278
00:18:59,179 --> 00:19:02,266
- Whoa!
- Our journey begins here,
279
00:19:02,349 --> 00:19:08,188
underground, where geothermal chambers
boil aquifers to enormous pressures.
280
00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:09,272
What the hell?
281
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:10,815
Whoo!
282
00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:16,989
Early Sauna Man used this natural
resource to relax and maybe take a shvitz.
283
00:19:17,072 --> 00:19:22,202
Then one day, a lonely monk nobody
liked was walking near an outcropping.
284
00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:24,955
When his remains were found,
285
00:19:25,038 --> 00:19:27,499
people discovered
his robes were perfectly clean
286
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:30,335
and no longer smelled like weird porridge.
287
00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:34,840
A new village was built around
these steam holes to harness this power,
288
00:19:34,923 --> 00:19:37,801
a village called Dead Monksburg.
289
00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:39,636
Now called Steamland.
290
00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:44,016
Thanks to steam
and the great Alva Gunderson,
291
00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:46,143
anything is possible.
292
00:19:46,226 --> 00:19:49,563
We hope you had a… blast?
293
00:19:57,821 --> 00:20:00,199
There's no way I'll see her in this crowd.
294
00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:02,201
What if we get up high
on that wheelie thing?
295
00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:03,911
The Up-A-Go-Down Wheel? Sure.
296
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:07,164
Tia, do you think you might stay here?
297
00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:10,334
Not on this Up-A-Go-Down Wheel,
that would be a living hell.
298
00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:11,543
I mean in Steamland.
299
00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:14,296
- You've been so honest with me.
- Totally honest.
300
00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:16,215
Well, I haven't been.
301
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:19,509
Gordy, I'm not some
innocent girl from a farmy place.
302
00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:22,638
I'm a princess
from a magical land far away.
303
00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:25,349
Fairies, castles, demons, the works.
304
00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:27,059
Man, I sound like a nutjob.
305
00:20:27,142 --> 00:20:28,977
And that woman I'm looking for?
306
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:32,940
She's an archdruidess and she says
"shaddup" in the meanest way possible.
307
00:20:33,023 --> 00:20:36,818
Oh! I guess you'll want to get back
to your fairytale life, then.
308
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,695
My life isn't so great.
309
00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:41,490
I mean, I actually think
yours is more free.
310
00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:44,701
Seriously, all you have to do
is report to work, do your job,
311
00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:47,287
go home, and no one tries to kill you.
312
00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:49,373
It's her! Right in front of us!
313
00:20:49,456 --> 00:20:52,751
Or behind? I don't know, it's a circle.
314
00:21:12,062 --> 00:21:13,605
Come on, come on!
315
00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:35,627
No! …happening again!
316
00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:38,671
No, no!
317
00:21:39,089 --> 00:21:40,632
Here we go!
318
00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:51,018
Oh, no, we'll never get past him.
319
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:55,522
Elevator Boy.
320
00:21:55,605 --> 00:21:57,149
None shall rise!
321
00:21:57,232 --> 00:21:58,108
Uh…
322
00:21:58,191 --> 00:22:02,487
We just came to tell you that everyone
was waiting for you at the party.
323
00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:05,824
- No one ever misses me.
- That's not true.
324
00:22:05,907 --> 00:22:09,578
Escalator Girl misses you.
She asked if you were coming.
325
00:22:09,661 --> 00:22:12,247
Really? Escalator Girl asked about me?
326
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:15,667
She said she really admires
how you started from the bottom
327
00:22:15,751 --> 00:22:17,377
and then went straight to the top.
328
00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:19,046
And then back to the bottom.
329
00:22:19,129 --> 00:22:21,715
And she came here
to tell you that herself.
330
00:22:21,798 --> 00:22:24,176
- No way. She's here?
- Right this way.
331
00:22:24,926 --> 00:22:26,178
Go!
332
00:22:26,762 --> 00:22:29,556
Ha! That's what you get
for believing in love.
333
00:23:03,131 --> 00:23:06,927
Ah! At last. Come, have a drink, Tia.
334
00:23:07,010 --> 00:23:09,054
Or should I say "Bean"?
335
00:23:10,722 --> 00:23:12,140
Alva Gunderson?
336
00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:14,476
Or should you say "Gordy"?
337
00:23:14,559 --> 00:23:15,644
Gordy?
338
00:23:15,727 --> 00:23:18,355
Or should you say "Alva"?
339
00:23:18,438 --> 00:23:19,898
Stop moustaching yourself!
340
00:23:19,981 --> 00:23:20,857
Gordy?
341
00:23:20,941 --> 00:23:24,027
Oh, my God. Did you use the stairs?
342
00:23:24,111 --> 00:23:26,738
Freight elevator.
It's one of my favorite tricks.
343
00:23:26,822 --> 00:23:28,198
- Beer?
- No!
344
00:23:29,157 --> 00:23:30,909
Yeah.
345
00:23:41,044 --> 00:23:41,878
A king!
346
00:23:41,962 --> 00:23:44,589
You want we should put him
in the bilge with the other kings?
347
00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:45,799
Is okay, Roy.
348
00:23:45,882 --> 00:23:48,218
- We'll return him to throne room.
- All right.
349
00:23:48,301 --> 00:23:50,887
Oona! You're my queen again.
350
00:23:50,971 --> 00:23:54,141
No, Zøggy, I am married to ocean now.
351
00:23:54,224 --> 00:23:56,852
But maybe
I stick around until you are better?
352
00:23:56,935 --> 00:24:00,188
Yeah, you were always
good at stickin' to things.
353
00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:02,607
Hey, where's my kitty cat?
Have you seen him?
354
00:24:02,691 --> 00:24:04,776
I got a lot of cat questions.
355
00:24:06,111 --> 00:24:08,363
If I didn't love
Bitsy's Bitterbeer so much,
356
00:24:08,446 --> 00:24:10,490
I'd throw this can right at your face.
357
00:24:10,574 --> 00:24:13,785
Then again, I don't know
who the hell's face I'd be throwing it at.
358
00:24:13,869 --> 00:24:16,913
At my face, Bean.
I'm Alva. This is the real me.
359
00:24:16,997 --> 00:24:19,040
Gordy Stewson
was simply my cover to meet you.
360
00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:20,876
I had to test you
to see what you were like.
361
00:24:20,959 --> 00:24:24,546
So you wear a fake moustache
when you're yourself?
362
00:24:24,629 --> 00:24:26,673
A confusing prank I pulled once.
363
00:24:26,756 --> 00:24:30,051
Sadly, I've had to commit
to the moustache ever since.
364
00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:32,304
More beer? Six-pack for the princess.
365
00:24:34,097 --> 00:24:35,724
Hey, don't I know you?
366
00:24:36,516 --> 00:24:37,350
Nope.
367
00:24:37,434 --> 00:24:39,436
Bean, I wanted to meet you so much.
368
00:24:39,519 --> 00:24:42,939
I sent my brother Skybert to Dreamland,
but I never heard back from him.
369
00:24:43,023 --> 00:24:47,194
- I hope he's okay.
- Yeah, I'm sure he is.
370
00:24:47,277 --> 00:24:50,280
And the Archdruidess?
How does she figure in all this?
371
00:24:50,363 --> 00:24:53,950
I had the Archdruidess lure you here.
I even gave her an expense account,
372
00:24:54,034 --> 00:24:55,869
which she was
supposed to keep receipts for.
373
00:24:55,952 --> 00:25:00,165
Then you approved of what she did?
She buried my father alive.
374
00:25:00,248 --> 00:25:03,460
And she tried to shoot me!
And she did shoot Turbish.
375
00:25:03,543 --> 00:25:06,213
Wait, she did what? I had no idea.
376
00:25:06,296 --> 00:25:09,174
Betty, send in
the Archdruidess immediately.
377
00:25:09,257 --> 00:25:11,301
You must believe me. I'd never approve...
378
00:25:11,384 --> 00:25:12,469
Approve what?
379
00:25:13,386 --> 00:25:18,391
Calm down, Princess.
Royalty is meaningless in Steamland.
380
00:25:18,475 --> 00:25:21,895
Intellect is king.
Isn't that right, sugarlobes?
381
00:25:21,978 --> 00:25:24,648
Did you really bury
her father alive and shoot at her?
382
00:25:24,731 --> 00:25:27,734
There was a beheading, too.
Don't forget the beheading.
383
00:25:27,817 --> 00:25:32,489
- You were simply told to lure her here.
- And I delivered what you wanted.
384
00:25:32,572 --> 00:25:35,992
Now how's about givin' mama
a little of what she wants, huh?
385
00:25:36,076 --> 00:25:39,496
I did not ask you
to leave a trail of death and destruction.
386
00:25:39,579 --> 00:25:41,831
You're fired. Security!
387
00:25:44,918 --> 00:25:46,127
Drag her away.
388
00:25:47,087 --> 00:25:50,090
I gave you my heart and you stomped on it!
389
00:25:50,173 --> 00:25:54,094
Curse you! And you, too!
A knuckle sandwich to all of you!
390
00:25:55,512 --> 00:25:59,683
I know you don't trust me,
but whatever you do, do not trust him.
391
00:25:59,766 --> 00:26:02,602
If I can't trust you, how can
I trust you to tell me who to trust?
392
00:26:02,686 --> 00:26:03,895
Shaddup.
393
00:26:03,979 --> 00:26:07,649
No! No!
394
00:26:07,732 --> 00:26:09,526
Not the little door!
395
00:26:10,819 --> 00:26:13,571
And there, in the middle of the jungle,
396
00:26:13,655 --> 00:26:16,241
he slapped me on the bum-bum.
397
00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:20,537
Chums, I've had the journey of a lifetime.
398
00:26:20,620 --> 00:26:22,914
I lost ten good men to the frozen north,
399
00:26:22,998 --> 00:26:26,209
but I also lost five jerks,
so it balanced out.
400
00:26:26,293 --> 00:26:30,422
Shush! You're interrupting the most
wondrous tale from our newest member.
401
00:26:30,505 --> 00:26:33,383
Yeah, park it, old-timer.
You might wanna take some notes.
402
00:26:33,466 --> 00:26:36,928
Learn? From you?
403
00:26:37,012 --> 00:26:40,265
Why, I'll have you know,
there's not a single corner of this world
404
00:26:40,348 --> 00:26:43,018
that I haven't explored,
conquered or shot at.
405
00:26:43,101 --> 00:26:45,145
- Oh, think so?
- Indubitably.
406
00:26:45,228 --> 00:26:47,689
Oh, I think can duble it.
407
00:26:47,772 --> 00:26:51,860
Why, the effrontery!
Sir, I lay you a club challenge.
408
00:26:51,943 --> 00:26:55,488
Name a place, any place,
that you have been that I have not.
409
00:26:56,197 --> 00:26:57,197
Elfwood.
410
00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:58,575
What?
411
00:26:58,658 --> 00:27:02,662
A real place, sir.
Not some sojourn of your drunken dreams.
412
00:27:02,746 --> 00:27:05,248
But it is real.
And I've really been there.
413
00:27:05,332 --> 00:27:06,583
Your proof?
414
00:27:06,666 --> 00:27:08,126
Ta-da!
415
00:27:11,921 --> 00:27:14,341
An elf for my shelf.
416
00:27:14,424 --> 00:27:17,344
Bean, I've never met
anyone as bold or clever as you,
417
00:27:17,427 --> 00:27:19,596
so I feel comfortable saying this.
418
00:27:19,679 --> 00:27:23,850
There's a power in Dreamland
beyond anything we have here.
419
00:27:23,933 --> 00:27:28,813
You call it magic, but really, it's simply
natural phenomena we don't yet understand.
420
00:27:28,897 --> 00:27:31,358
But science, or "stience," as you call it,
421
00:27:31,441 --> 00:27:34,486
can harness that magic
into a force for good.
422
00:27:34,569 --> 00:27:38,031
- What exactly are you offering here?
- Definitely not your job back.
423
00:27:38,114 --> 00:27:40,742
You made only
one steam whistle, and this is it.
424
00:27:43,703 --> 00:27:47,832
An alliance is what I'm offering,
between magic and science.
425
00:27:47,916 --> 00:27:51,544
Whoa! This is big. I really need
some time to drink about this.
426
00:27:51,628 --> 00:27:52,988
- You mean...
- I know what I said.
427
00:28:09,646 --> 00:28:11,856
At least Elfo is out there having fun.
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