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Dallas was an
interesting of sorts.

He was always
superstitious growing up.

Everything from wearing
the same underwear

for five years
without washing it

to triple lacing his sneakers.

You name it, Dallas did it.

Dallas liked Chloe to put on
his lipstick while he was asleep.

He believed it was bad luck to be
awake while putting your lipstick on.

So everyday before
going into CDR,

Chloe would inject him with 400
milligrams of some heavy sedatives.

Dallas always liked to inspire
and brighten people's day.

That's why he had Chloe
put bright red lipstick on him

to brighten everyone's day.

It was about the
simple things in life:

Food, water, and
Dallas's lipstick.

Okay, guys. So, yeah. You know
how I've been saying, you know,

- I live in Fester Hopperfoot's old house.
- Yeah. Yeah.

Well, I found his treasure
map at the bottom of the attic.

At the bottom of the attic?

The bottom of the attic.

That makes sense.

Okay, so this-so this is okay. Okay.

So, this is the treasure map
to Fester Hopperfoot's gold.

Uh huh.

X marks the spot not Y. It's gold.
Well, there's both X and Y on there.

Wait, what? Well,
Y, no gold here.

- But there's gold here.
- Correct.

- Why no gold here?
- I don't know.

I, you know, it, this is Fester.

- You know Fester Hopperfoot.
- Oh.

He's. Fester's a little.
Yeah. Yeah. He was.

What if he's tricking us?

Oh, if. What if? It can't.
Because the farm's here.

This is my house and
I was a cartographer.

Remember when I
got into cartography?

So, it's this is exactly
the spot from my house.

- Okay.
- Straight out the door?

- From right here.
- Oh.

That's coffee-B Country.

It's gotta be, right? A house
that Brad Pitt doesn't live in.

- I've been to that house.
- There's one.

It was very dilapidated, very
scary. But you know what?

There were dogs there
so that was pretty cool.

Fester Hopperfoot's gold.

Fester Hopperfoot's gold.

Fester Hopperfoot's gold,

Fester Hopperfoot's gold.

Fester Hopperfoot's gold.

Lots of people like
gold, it's really pretty.

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I'm Dallas Ryan and I want
you to vote for me for your mayor.

Los Angeles is going
down the crapper.

Yeah, sure some people
say I'm a rageaholic and I am

but don't you want someone

that's going to
rage for your rights?

And don't you want someone

that's going to rage
for the injustice?

Don't you want someone that's going
to rage in the cage against the system?

Don't you want someone that's
going to rage against the machine,

against all of this
bull? Well, that's me.

I'll rage for your rights.

I feel good. I feel
I feel powerful.

I can feel this cocaine

flowing through my veins.

Now, Chloe Brewer, she says,

shooting cocaine in
your veins is wrong.

She's pro-snort
but I'm pro-vein.

Vein is the only
way it gets done.

Yeah, she says snorting
cocaine is the way to go.

It's safer. It's not.

Pro-vein is the way we're
going to get it to these children.

It's the only way.

Ryan says, methamphetamines
is the way to go.

Well, he's out of his mind.

Obviously, methamphetamines is
the way to go, but it's too expensive.

Cocaine is cost efficient.

It won't bankrupt LA
anymore than it needs to be.

Go with cocaine. Be pro-vein
Vote for Dallas Ryan.

Dallas Ryan believes that our
children should be shooting up cocaine.

I say we need to get back to our
roots. Snorting is the way to go.

It's safer, it's more efficient

and you might even
get a nose job out of it.

Chloe Brewer says, snort
and I believe in that, America.

Los Angeles has a problem
and that problem is Dallas Ryan,

okay? He's a rager. He rages.

We cannot have
that in Los Angeles.

Not right now. Not today.

So, join me, Chloe Brewer
as we snort across California.

Cocaine for us.

Hey everybody, I'm here to talk to
you today about methamphetamine.

One thing you gotta do though
is get a new spoon every time.

Methamphetamines
really are the way to go.

We've heard about cocaine. We've
heard about other ways to do things

but the one thing you gotta do
though is get a new spoon every time.

Ryan believes we need to be giving
our children methamphetamines.

Why?

Cocaine is right there.

It's classier. It's
richer. It's for winners.

So join me, Chloe Brewer
as we snort across California.

Hi, I'm Karen Overmeyer here
with our undercover officer, and...

- Well.
- What?

Not anymore.

Not anymore! You're-Oh, oh my God.

It's okay. Just keep going.

We're here with our officer

and we're going to be really delving
into this missing Tupperware situation

that's affecting our great city.

Boy, that guy with the
red stuff on his lips

sure looks like the guy with the
lipstick on that's looking for the gold.

What do you know about
the missing Tupperware?

Well, I know there's some
sick people out there.

We've been on this
case for a long time.

We've been trying to find
the missing Tupperware.

It looks like this.

If you see it, please call the number
above, and bring it home. Please.

This is-this is affecting everyone.

There's too many of these going out
and on the campaign for Dallas Ryan,

we need these for the
needles and the cocaine.

Okay, well, we're not getting
political here, okay? No.

No politics.

So please bring the baby home.

- Look at it.
- This is someone's child.

Look at. Look at the innocence.

We don't want any
Tupperware to be left behind.

I just get so emotional about.

How's that make you feel?

Think about it.

I'm sorry. Just thinking
about the Tupperware.

Just being out there.

It might be the lidless.

Hold it. Hold it.

I'm breaking down. I'm
sorry. This is not professional.

But I'm breaking down right now.
I'm very sad.

Life does not give you lemons.
Life does not hand you lemons.

Life literally puts lemons
in like a potato launcher

and fires those fucking lemons
at you like 60 miles per hour.

You can't even catch those lemons. Let
alone squeeze them out to make lemonade

okay? No, no, no, no, no,
no. That's not how this works.

I need life to get its act together and
start gently handing me the lemons

instead of launching them at me like
I'm some fat kid in a dodge ball game

because I'm not good at this.

I can't do this. I'm stressed.

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Chloe, when I was a
lad, I dreamt of gold.

Gold.

My mom told me I would get gold.

Oh, that's cool.
This is a musical.

I used to have dreams.

Dreams.

Of sleeping on hard-plated
pillow made of gold.

Gold!

I used to have dreams of
eating gold plated spaghetti.

It was good. Hmm.

What did it taste like?

Boy, there sure is
a lot of background noise.

It tasted like gold…

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I want gold. I want gold.
I want gold. I want gold.

I want gold. I want gold. I want
gold. I want gold. I want gold.

I want gold. I want gold.
I want gold. I want gold.

I want gold. I want gold.
I want gold. I want gold.

I gotta get my gold. I gotta get my gold.
I gotta get my gold. I gotta get my gold.

I gotta get my gold. I gotta
get my gold. I gotta get my gold.

I gotta get my gold.

I gotta get my gold.
I gotta get my gold.

I gotta get my gold.
I gotta get my gold.

I gotta get my gold. I gotta get my gold.
I gotta get my gold. I gotta get my gold.

I gotta get my gold.
I gotta get my gold.

I gotta get my gold.
I gotta get my gold.

I get my gold. I
gotta get my gold.

I gotta get my gold.
I gotta get my gold.

I get my gold. I gotta get my gold. I
gotta get my gold. I gotta get my gold.

I get my gold. I
gotta get my gold.

- I gotta get my gold.
- I gotta get my gold.

I get my gold. I
gotta get my gold. I gotta get my gold
I gotta get my gold.

I get my gold. I
gotta get my gold. I gotta get my gold
I gotta get my gold.

I get my gold. I
gotta get my gold. I gotta get my gold.
I gotta get my gold.

I get my gold. I
gotta get my gold. I gotta get my gold
I gotta get my gold.

Ryan was forbidden to watch
a musical as a young boy.

He had always wondered what it
would be like to watch a live musical.

But was put to shame
by his loved ones

if he even brought
up the thought of it.

So as he watched the musical
that day for the first time in his life,

he realized that everything
finally made sense.

He had been
running his whole life.

Running away from his problems,
running away from everything.

But as he watched that musical, he realized
that he didn't have to run away any longer.

For the first time in his life he
had purpose, and understanding

for what it meant to be alive.

His life now had
meaning and structure

and he knew he would
never run away ever again

I gotta get my gold.

I gotta get my gold.
I gotta get my gold.

I gotta get my gold.

I gotta get my gold.

I gotta get my gold.

I gotta get my gold.

I gotta get my gold.

- I gotta get some gold.
- I gotta get some mold.

On Dallas Ryan's campaign,
we don't want anymore ODing.

No more deaths on cocaine.

That's why we're going to start
these children young, at 10 years old.

They're going to start
shooting up in schools

and on my campaign
bumps for toddlers.

We're going to hand out Tupperware
with needles and cocaine in it

to give to all the children.

That way, when their immunity builds
up to it, there will be no more ODing.

And when World War 4
comes and they try to kill all of us

by injecting us with
cocaine, the children won't die

because now
they're immune to it.

We'll all be immune to it.

Vote Dallas Ryan and I'll make sure every
single person gets an injection of cocaine.

At least once a day,
maybe even twice.

Dallas Ryan believes we should give
our children cocaine at 10 years old.

Ryan believes just
out of the womb.

No, let's be goldilocks
in this situation.

I say five is the perfect
age to start on cocaine.

It's a go-getter.

It forms up an excitable
child but not too excitable.

So join me, Chloe Brewer,
at five, not ten, not one.

Five, the perfect
number to start a drug.

Chloe Brewer says

she wants to have these kids start
snorting cocaine at five years old.

But that's just wrong.

It's too early.

That looks like the same
location they're looking for the gold.

Ryan's plan is to start these
babies on methamphetamines

when they're out of the womb.

But Ryan has a plan
to take over the world.

He wants to build
super mutant humanoids.

See, I've been talking
to scientists recently

and they say if you start
kids on methamphetamines

right when they're
out of the womb,

it alters their brain
and their DNA

and it will turn them into
super mutant humanoids.

Ryan wants to
take over the world.

Vote Dallas Ryan and I

will make sure none of these super
mutant humanoids ever see the light of day.

And if any do, I will slaughter
every last one of them.

What we need for the
future are superhumanoids.

That's the only
way to go really.

Everything is
getting so advanced.

The only way we're going to
keep up is with superhumanoids.

The way to do that is
with methamphetamines.

We can put little thingies in
the stuff you cook on your spoon

and when they take them,
it's just kind of in there.

One thing you gotta do though
is get new spoon every time.

I believe that we should give our children
a fighting chance against drug use.

So, start em off early and
they'll become immune.

If you can get them doing
drugs at the youngest age

then by the time they're
an adult, there will be no OD.

They'll have their shit on lock and
that's Chloe Brewer's Los Angeles.

Wow, that girl is
running for the mayor.

She looks like that groovy girl
that's wearing that RDC T-shirt.

Ryan wants to give children
methamphetamine right out of the womb.

He wants to create superhumanoids,
move over Elon Musk.

This isn't science
fiction. This is real life.

We need cocaine in
our bloods, not meth.

We don't need to
be super humanoids.

We just need to be good
old-fashioned cokeheads.

And that's my promise
to you California.

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Halloween!

Boy, those crazy
trick-or-treaters.

I just love Halloween.

I remember one time me and my
father we were at a UCLA football game

when Troy Aikman used
to be the quarterback.

And we got in the
middle of this big fight

and these guys spilled
beer all over my dad

and he was pissed

so he got shit-faced drunk.

So when we drove home that night

about every 20 miles he kept hitting
into the median rail on the freeway

and at one point he fell
asleep and I had to wake him up

and I was just praying
that we made it home okay.

So Happy Halloween!

Halloween

I am obsessed with Halloween.

I love dressing up.

One year, me
and my little cousin

dressed up as
homecoming king and queen

except he was like this
big and I was this big

because it was that awkward
age and we drove around the street

in a convertible. A cherry
red convertible

and waved to everybody
and flung candy at people

and we might have accidentally hit
a couple of children right in the face

with Happy Halloween.

Uh and there's always been
something I wanted to tell you, Tina.

Okay.

So basically, what happened
was to make a long story short

and it's actually
kind of a funny story

if I think about it.

So, you know, I was
a donor years ago

and the woman that
I ended up marrying

who was your mom, you know,
she died of course a few years ago.

Um well, I found out that actually
she was one of my donor kids.

So, yeah. So...Yeah, yeah.

So, is my mom

Is my mom my...

So, you're my daughter
and you're my granddaughter.

I'm gonna

Um, Okay. Um, okay.

If you think about it,
it's actually kind of

- Okay.
- kind of funny.

Yeah. It's...

- Right?
- Yeah.

You think about
it. It's...You okay?

I just feel like I'm...

You okay, sweetie?

I just don't...I feel a little sick

because it's just...a little sick.

Look, I love you no
matter what. I love you.

Can't even look at
you right now, grandpa.

Dad-what do I even call you?

Did you eat something?
You eat something bad?

- Ugh!
- You okay?

I'm fine. I just don't
know what to call you now.

Granddaddy.

Daddy.

When did you find this out?

Well, it's just probably
just a little while ago.

Not not too far back but.

- And you thought...
- You know.

...that the best way to tell
me this information was to get

an entire film
crew in front of us

and then you were going to tell me
that you were my daddy grandpa?

Well, I wanted it to be a
special moment between us.

Gross. I'm sorry, film men.

I'm sorry. I don't want to throw
up in front of all these nice guys.

Are they your kids too?

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Wait, is this gold?

No, that's a stick.

Wait.

Oh! Gold leaf.

No that's just a regular leaf.

- No, it's gold.
- Sniff it. It's not gold.

No that's not gold.

This is a sliver of gold.
It's like a little knife.

Oh no.

No, I'm sorry. That's not gold.

I can't read this.

- I can't read.
- Multi pieces.

Y. This is "Y", no gold.

- "Y" no gold?
- "Y" no gold? We need an X.

There's gotta be an X
around here somewhere, right?

Somewhere. Here

"X"

What's that?

There, an X.

- This is gotta be it, right?
- Right.

- That's an X, right?
- That's an X.

- That's an X, right?
- That's an X.

This is small.

Think that's it.

As a young girl, Chloe
always had big aspirations.

Her family taught her

that the most important thing
in life was to get lots of gold.

For Chloe's own person

she knew that one day

her dreams and aspirations of
acquiring gold would come true.

Chloe understood that
one's own purposeful venture

was built on the
foundation of dreams

and to have gold would be the
equivalent to having the meaning of life

in the palm of your hand.

This was the first
time in Chloe's life

that she was this close
to fulfilling her dreams

of having her very own gold

and she felt she
would do anything

to turn her dreams
into a reality.

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[Cheering]

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Get the gold

Get the gold, Melanie. Get
the gold, Melanie. Get my gold.

Get my gold. My
gold. My gold. My gold.

- Melanie, a great race today.
- Thanks.

You know, you finally
beat Elinore Ellegnbean.

- Now, she did.
- I did.

It's true she did die
at the starting line.

Now, you won the race

does it matter that you beat
a corpse, or is a win a win?

You know what?

In this day and age, you just kind of
gotta take the wins when you get them.

So, even though rest in peace

but I will take this win.

This is, ooh it's
a good one too

because I finally beat her.

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Oh and we got first, this
is the first, a confirmation

the first simultaneous
death in history.

She had a heart attack
and fell splat on the ground

and both killed her at
the exact same time.

Yeah.

So, how's it feel to
be here during history?

Feels great. It feels great.

I'm a little jealous that it
couldn't be me because you know

first death like that's,
that's a, that's a win.

So, I think there's two
winners here today.

Me, mostly me, mainly
me and then Elinore too

but me mostly. Thank you.

Well, we agree. I
mean your fans love you.

Hi.

Now, oh, now they're
asking me to ask you

we know you were cleared of
Bridget's disappearance two years ago.

Do you have any thoughts
or feelings on that today?

No comment.

Oh, what was that?

No comment.

I'm sorry, I haven't heard

No comment. No comment.

No comment on that. No comment.

- No, no comment on Bridget?
- No comment.

No comment.

I don't want to talk about it.

Okay, well, there
you have it folks.

Melany Mouhalihan.
She won her first race.

Rest in peace, Elinore.

But mainly, buh-bye.

Melany? That's you, right?

Yeah, that. Yeah, that is I.

Yeah, you killed that lady.

Boy, that guy from the FBI

sure looks like the guy that's looking
for Fester Crapperfoot's gold.

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Now Chloe Brewer says
she's got a good Coke guy.

No one's got a better
Coke guy than Dallas Ryan.

My Coke guy has been in
the industry for over 40 years.

His references are impeccable.

Vote Dallas Ryan because I
have the best Coke guy out there

and I will make sure
we get the primo stuff.

Not this gut that Chloe Brewer wants
to get or this underground methamphetamines

that Ryan is talking about.

No, I will get us the best
stuff that is cost efficient

and that is my promise to you.

Dallas Ryan says
he has the hook up.

My guy's been in the
business for 40 years.

No. We need some young
blood in our nose canals, okay?

My guy, fresh off the cartel.

He's got the good stuff.

So, if you want your
children to have a quality high

vote for Chloe Brewer
for Los Angeles mayor

and we can snort across America.

Vote for me, Ryan.

So we have Gen X. We
have the baby boomers.

We have the millennials.

And now we're going to get the cocaine
started on...the worms. Is that correct?

The new generation
is called the worms?

Okay. Okay. Okay.

So now, we are going to get the
new generation started on this cocaine.

We're going to get...the worms

started on this cocaine.

We have the baby boomers.

We have Gen X.

We have millennials, and
Gen Z, but you know what?

The most important generation
that has yet to come are those worms.

There they are just
wiggling around.

Their minds are moldable
and their noses are still pure.

We need to do something
about those worms.

We need to feed them as
much cocaine as possible

and that's my promise
to you, Los Angeles.

Let's keep those
worms, satisfied.

My plan for the worms

is to get them having and loving
and getting used to cocaine fast.

So my plan of action is to
sprinkle it in their breakfast cereal.

Who doesn't want to sprinkle of
cocaine in their cereal in the mornings?

I sure do. Now that's a wake
up call I would want to answer.

Vote for Chloe Brewer for Los Angeles
mayor and you won't be disappointed.

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So for Thanksgiving one year,
we went out to a restaurant.

I didn't bring my wallet.

My mom didn't bring her purse because she
thought my stepdad was going to pay for it.

So lo and behold my
stepdad forgets his wallet.

So he had an idea after
we finished our dinner.

So he goes out the door then
comes back in and yells out

"Oh, hey, there's a
UFO, there's a UFO!"

and everybody comes
outside to look at this UFO

and we go out the
back door and we leave.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Thanksgiving.

I love Thanksgiving. I love
how the family comes together.

You know, we put
our differences aside.

We put our politics aside
and it's just the one day

where we can eat this
delicious, yummy food

and just really tell each and every
person how much we hate them

and how stupid we think they are

and how everything
they do is wrong.

We just get it out on the table.

We bring up family secrets.

It's just a beautiful thing.

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Vote "Yes" on prop 1507.

Vote "Yes" on Dallas Ryan.

See Prop 1507 says you
can marry your gold.

Marrying your gold is right.
There's nothing wrong with it.

Now marrying your copper
and silver, that is wrong.

But marrying your
gold, it's a beautiful thing.

Vote "Yes" on prop 1507.

See Ryan, he says marrying
your gold is an abomination

but no marrying your
copper and silver is.

It's an incestual abomination

but marrying your
gold is a beautiful thing.

You should be able to do
whatever you want with your gold.

You should be able to love it
and kiss it, play with it, walk it.

It's 2022.

We should be able to marry
whoever and whatever we want

including as many
minerals as you can find;

gold, silver, copper, iron.

They can be yours.

Dallas Ryan only wants gold?

Quit living in the 1950s.

Join me, Chloe Brewer and you
can marry whatever mineral you want.

Yeah. So, I've been asked about, you know,
marriage of the gold and silver and copper.

I'm against it. I mean,
you can look that up online.

You know I'm against it. You
saw my shirt the other day.

I'm against it.

We don't want that.

It's the only way to go.

I mean, when we
have superhumanoids,

they're not going to
care about that anyway.

Like we're wasting
time with that right now.

Let's move on.

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And one of my first priorities
when I come into office

is I'm going to put
together an elite task force

to find all the missing Tupperware
that has been taken and robbed

of this great city
of Los Angeles.

And you will know where your
hard paying tax dollar is going.

That it is going to
this elite task force.

And it will be our first
priority. This I vow.

There's an
epidemic in this city.

The robbing of Tupperware is affecting
millions of Californians across the state.

If you elect me, I will find lids
for every single, Tupperware.

It will never go missing.

When you have that leftover spaghetti,
you'll know exactly where to put it

and it's because of me,
Chloe Brewer, you're welcome.

Tupperware. Now, those
ladies back in the 50s, sixties

they knew how to sell things.

Tupperware keeps
everything fresh.

If you do have gold, that's
where you're going to want to put it

because stick it in, put the lid
on, it's got the seal, it stays fresh.

Other things you have,
stay fresh in there too.

So, Tupperware,
you can hang on to.

It's not like cocaine. We want that
old stuff out, but the Tupperware,

it's forever, it's forever,
it's forever, it's forever,

it's forever, it's forever,
it's forever, it's forever,

it's forever, it's forever,
it's forever, it's forever,

it's forever, it's forever,
it's forever, it's forever,

it's forever, it's forever,
it's forever. It's...

One thing you gotta do though
is get new spoon every time.

I will make sure cocaine
gets to all the schools

that all the children get
the cocaine they need.

No child will be left behind.

That is my promise to you.

That also looks like the same location
that they've been looking for the gold.

Vote Dallas Ryan.

This is the last request
that I ask of you.

Sure some of the kids might
go off on a 48 hour drinking spree

or go shoot a
sketch comedy movie

but I will make sure that they all
have cocaine running in their veins.

Every child will have cocaine running
in their veins and it will save their life.

That is the plead I make to you.

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I'm the inventor of
The Glasses Glasses.

Have you ever gotten frustrated because you
can't see real good out of your glasses?

Me too.

So one day I thought,
hey, I'm wearing glasses.

I can't see as good
as I would like to see.

Have you ever felt
that way too? Me too.

So that's why I invented
the glasses glasses.

Cuz now, I can see twice as
good.

Look for glasses glasses
at your local Tijuana Market
and at Juarez Convenience Stores.

The Glasses Glasses,
you'll see twice as good.

Oh Christmas. Oh the chestnuts.

The Christmas tree, the lights.

We went up to Tahoe one year.

My brother accidentally
locked the door.

My dad thought I did it
and he always blamed me

so he chased me like a
raging lunatic through the house

and my sister, and brother and mom
were all huddled up together crying

saying please don't kill, please,
don't kill Dallas, please don't kill him

and he just kept chasing
me and I was screaming

and they were finally
seeing, they were finally seeing

the stuff he'd
always done to me.

And they were just sitting there

thinking he's going to kill
us all and he finally got to me

and...Merry Christmas.

Christmas is like the
most magical time of year.

I am obsessed
with Christmas time.

I remember one time my
great grandpa he's so silly.

He went in the kitchen
and put jelly on a knife

and came out and to all
the children he goes, "I did it,

I stabbed Santa Claus."

And we really believed him

because he had red jelly all
over that knife and we just cried

and cried and cried because
we thought Santa was dead.

Oh the holidays are so special,
Merry Christmas everyone.

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Hi, I was here for
the marketing job.

Oh, yeah. The when's
your appointment?

It's right now.

Right like right now?

Right now, yeah.

That's what they put online, it said
right away. I came in right away.

You know what?
I like the initiative.

- Oh, thanks, thanks.
- Yeah.

I got like a big banner.

It's got lights, everything.

Even speakers built in.

Anything you want marketed,
you can start right away.

Okay.

And I'll do that for
you. It's a demo.

Uh so...

Just give me an
idea anything you want

and if you don't, I got a
list of things on my phone.

I can email them to you.

Oh, you're prepared.

I've already set up and I already
got the the corner sign on market

- Oh, that's yours?
- Yeah, yeah.

- Yours?
- So we can pull it up.

Anything else you
want to add to it or?

I think I.

Like I said, we got the sound.

The sound

- We get spray of some smells.
- Colors like...

Yeah, oh yeah. We
get the full range.

You know multimillion
color range.

Oh, wow! The only problem
is we don't actually need you.

Oh, it's alright.

You can get rid of
whoever else you got. I'm here.

I can do the first one free.

You know what? We have
been looking into firing Jeremy.

So maybe...

Hey, we can write, "You're
fired Jeremy" right on the sign.

- You could do that.
- Yeah, and you know what?

If you want it for free, I'll
move into the office

and he sees the sign.

Nobody even has
to tell me he's fired.

He just sees the sign, and go.

No dirty work.

You can clear his
stuff out, and I'll move right in.

It's not on me.
It's on the sign.

That's right. Marketing!

- You know what?
- Marketing fire.

- I think you've got it.
- Oh Awesome, thanks.

- I think you're just what we need.
- Thank you.

Well, I'll go get started right now.

- Get them right now.
- Alright.

You're fired, Jeremy or should
it be Jeremy, you're fired?

Well, actually, we could do both
because he does face both roads.

- We could do.
- One on each.

- There's people to know him.
- Love it.

- They can see you're fired, Jeremy.
- Love it.

I want everyone to
know Jeremy is fired.

- Sounds good.
- Cheers! Fuck that guy.

- Jeremy's fired.
- Done.

Sounds good.

I don't hear voices. You
hear voices. You're crazy.

It's you, Steve. Not me.

I don't care what
the judge says.

Next time you try to run me
over, you're fucking dead, man.

I'm going to come to your house
because I'm not gonna leave.

I'm gonna be stalking you.

Anyway.

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Hi, I'm Karen Overmeyer and we've
got a lot going on today in Los Angeles.

The sun is shining.

The clouds are clouding.

Oh, excuse me ma'am.

Um, yeah.

Oh, yeah, I'm
sorry to bother you.

Oh, oh, sorry.

We're...

Um, you know, I'm new
in town and little lost.

Do you happen to know
where the good party is?

Um, I did hear of a rager
down on fifth. I'm not sure.

- Excuse me.
- Actually I need a children's park.

Where's the children's park at?

This is crazy but where
did you get this Tupperware.

So, I'm actually part of
the Dallas Ryan campaign

and it's-it's bumps for toddlers

and we're handing
these Tupperware out

We're handing the Tupperware
out with needles and cocaine in it

to all the kids at the park.

Um, I don't know if that's

I'm really not on
Dallas's side on that so.

My name's Todd.

I'm actually for the
superhumanoids.

So I lean towards
the meth. I don't...

Well, that's...

Is there meth in there?

- No, it's cocaine.
- Then I can't help you.

Hey, did you know Todd
spelled backwards is ddot?

Okay. So, I'm going to go
find the park and you know.

Good luck with that.

It's, you know, it's a
long story how I got here.

Did you know long
spelled backwards is gnol?

I didn't. I didn't know that.

Okay. Thank you. Thank you.

I like to play with myself.

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We're here today exploring
the streets of downtown LA.

This is one of the
cleaner streets.

As you can see, I don't see any needles
around, and there's barely any homeless.

So, this is one of our
cleaner, safer streets.

Hopefully, no one will
bother me on this time around

but I highly doubt that because I
can feel someone standing there.

What?

Hi.

Hi, do you have
something to say or you just.

Hi.

We're here in LA acting away.

Waiting for those parts.

Parts? Car parts?

No, my acting part.

You're going to be waiting
a long time, I'm sure.

Well, no, I just went
to the Pints for Parts

and they got the
camera on me already.

Pints for Parts?

Yeah. It's the parts of the camera
audience, actors on-on screen

and we're giving the
pints of blood for that.

Sir, how many pints
of blood did you give?

Do you need a cookie?
Do you need to sit down?

Oh no, I'm standing. I'm good.

I am ready for
action. Camera action.

This...

I just gave my blood and
the cameras right here so.

This is actually a
news camera so.

- Oh the news?
- Unfortunately, yeah.

I just gave my blood and it's
like you definitely feeling it here.

Not like these um, the cocaineers
or the the other ones.

The metha thingies.

I'm on the meth side of it.

Oh, yeah but this is like the, you're
lighter like if you need to lose weight

they take it right out of
you and like you feel strange.

Wait, you can lose weight?

Yeah, you can take the pints
of your stuff out, the blood out.

And where is this charity?

This camera does add 10 pounds.

So, where exactly,
where can I?

It's right back there and
then, you just like let them...

Just sign in or? Is it safe?

Who are these people?
Are they affiliated in any way?

I don't know if
there is a sign-in.

But like you just go in
and just tell them the stuff.

And then they say they're going
to get you a part and they did.

I walked out and I'm on camera.

I'm on the news.

Well, you heard
it here first folks.

Pints for Parts.
It really works.

Hi, kids. Jackson Powell
here, 80s superstar.

Let me show you
my crib. Come on.

So, this is where I stay right
now. This is my home right here.

And as you can see, it's the
the nice linen pillow I have.

It's beautiful and right here,
this is my-this is my sleeping area.

Got a lot of square
footage property. So, very nice.

Pillow, bed, toilet,
all in one.

Who can ask for anything more?

Pretty, pretty healthy for you.

This is my vegetables.

You gotta make sure you
eat your four food groups.

So, this is vegetables.

And then you got
fruit, so I eat my fruit

and then you always make
sure you get your-got to always
make sure you get your bark

You gotta get your bark because it's
got good nutrients and vitamins minerals

all that good stuff.

This is all my land right here.

I stay here-over there.

That's the horse stable.

And-and then from there.

Always have to end
the day with dessert.

Over here, this is where I
do, this is where I do laundry.

So, as you could see, just
finishing washing a towel here.

This is my towel. I took
a bath the other day.

It rained, so I
took a shower too.

[gong dings]

Alright, I found the gold.

Alright.

Oh, you have have have have found

you know they should have
called him Fester Stutter Mouth.

I know.

That okay you have
have have have found

that the true gold
in life is friendship.

- Uh of course. Of course.
- Wow, Cool.

Where's the gold?

Awesome. Great.

But don't you see this
this brought us together.

The love and the
bond of true friendship.

Friendship.

Nothing can beat it.

- Well gold.
- Yeah.
- Gold. Gold can beat true friendship.

But we're friends
getting the gold.

Well I agree with that. Yeah
I agree if we got it together.

The gold. Oh shoot.
Well, you know.

Oh wait. There is something else. Wait.
There's something else right here.

Okay, so. Okay, so.

Oh there is another letter.
There is in fact, there is in fact
real very very real gold. Alright.

- Alright.
- Good. Where is it?

Okay. So, whoever
is the last one alive

whoever is the last
one alive will get

whoever's the last one
alive will get my gold handed

handed to them by me
personally, Fester Hopperfoot.

Okay.

The gold, the gold
will be in Tupperware.

Well, I mean, a good
thing that we're that

we're never going to
get that gold because

our friendship is so important
that we will never get the gold

because we would
never harm each other.

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Yeah. I got the gold.
The gold. The gold. Yeah.

Get my gold.

My gold.

Get the gold.

- Get the gold.
- The gold.

Get it, get the gold.

My gold. My gold.

Get my gold.

Get the gold. Get the gold.

The gold.

Get my gold.

Get it. Get my gold.

Get my gold.

My gold.

Get the gold.

I need gold.
Get it. Get the gold.

Get the gold.

Yeah. I got the gold.

Get my gold.

My gold.

Get my gold.

Get my gold. Get my gold.

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Our friendship is so important
that we will never get the gold

because we would
never harm each other.

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Boy, the agent from the FBI sure looks
like that guy that's looking for Lester.

Was it Lester?

Boy that agent from the FBI sure looks like
that guy that's looking for Lester, Lester.

Boy that agent from the FBI sure
looks like the guy that's looking for

Fester's Crapperfoot's gold.

I keep saying Lester, why couldn't
you name him, Lester?

Boy that agent from the FBI sure
looks like the guy that's looking for the

That guy from the FBI sure
looks like that fellow that's looking

for Fester Crafter shoots gold.

Guy's working for the FBI

sure looks like that guy that's looking
for gold that Fester Crapperfoot guy

That guy who's worked for the FBI
looks like that fester crap crap shoot.

Wow, that girl who's running for the
mayor, sure looks like that groovy chick

who's running.

It's okay.

Okay.

Lots of people like
gold. It's really pretty.

- That's good and then.
- My cheeks hurt from smiling.

I hope that's the made-up one.

It's freezing. I better
take off this jacket.

Much better.

I hope that guy finds a charger
but also I'm a little scared.

Random men coming up.

I'm automatically...

- Phrase, when life hands you lemons
- tell that lemon to go.

Tell that lemon
to go fuck itself.

Of true friendship.

- Friendship.
- Nothing-nothing can beat it.

- Well, gold.
- Yeah.

That's funny, man, you
had a cool grandpa.

Yeah he was scary.

Yeah.

Alright. So, the fake
one is the helicopter.

Come on, we're doing something.

But I was trying to be nice.
Those are karma points.

Karma points.

Cuz I was nice to
somebody, a stranger.

You hear that universe?

Better fucking work.

It's, well I almost killed him you
know when I was younger so.

Anyway we'll delete that.

And he almost killed you.

I'm getting that money.

So that was rehearsal, right?

We'll record this next one.

What's that?

That was a joke. Please
tell me that was a joke.

Our musical part here.

So now, alright you...

And I promise you my number one

It will be our first
priority. This I vow.

Easy to carry.

- They were able to gather them up.
- Excuse me, sorry.

- Okay, that's good. That's good.
- Goddammit

I hope there's meth in there.

The other ones,
the metha thingies.

- Now, I'm on the meth side, okay?
- Oh, yeah.

I'm Karen Overmeyer,
reporting for Los Angeles News.

- Start over one more time.
- Just kidding.

I can feel this cocaine
flowing through my veins.

Okay, now.

Keep rolling. Keep rolling.

What do I do with the paper?

- Good still bro.
- Uh-Huh.

- Okay.
- I can see your hands.

Okay. Good. Good. Good.

You will know that your
hard paying tax dollar

It's why we're going to start
on Dallas Ryan's Cocaine,

on Dallas Ryan, on Dallas

Ever see the light of day.

And if any do, I will slaughter
every last one of them.

[Laughter]

Okay.

[Laughter]

Maybe I better take
off my pants too.

All the people.

Oh, am I supposed to go?

Yeah.

It's richer. It's for winners.

So join me, Chloe Brewer,
as we snort across California.

Okay that was good and
then, that's good. Okay.

Go, so pretty. So pretty.

Oh my gosh.

Just kidding. We're not
getting paid for Santa.

I don't know what's
going on, what are we excited?

Gonna be in it.

How did it taste?

I just want to be a little
british child.

How did it taste?

And then you're going to be like.

The lipstick too?

I'm confused.

- Just the gold.
- Just the gold, okay.

- And then and then we're going to go.
- Not COVID

I gotta get my gold.
I gotta get my gold.

I gotta get my gold. I gotta get my gold.

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My gold. I gotta get my
gold. I gotta get the gold.

I gotta get some mold.

I gotta get some mold.

It's still a little, I don't know what
happened. It was looking better.

Now, I want to do Coke.

Just kidding, just
kidding, never done that.

- A superhuman race.
- Superhumanoids.

God damn it.

Yeah.

Wait, what am I saying again?

[Laughter]

Do I want them bumping?

Sprinkle it in their
breakfast cereal.

Who doesn't want a little bit?

Hey, everybody, I'm here to talk to
you today about methamphetamines

or however you say it.

The best

Talk about the-the
methamphetamines.

Alright. Wait, how
do you take those?

I think in a spoon, right?

Let me call my cousin really quick.

Megan.

No, Melany.

What, who's Megan?

Melany?

Damn.

What do you know?

The officer.

Going out, and on the
campaign for Dallas Ryan

we need these for the
needles and the cocaine.

Okay well we're not
getting political here. Okay.

No politics.

I'm sorry.

Just thinking about
the Tupperware.

Just being out there.

It might be lidless.

Hold it. Hold it.

I'm breaking down. I'm
sorry. This is not professional.

But I'm breaking down right now.
I'm very sad.

And the cat is like their
mascot of the museum.

So he was just like
"hey everybody I'm here."

And I was like I'm petting you.

If you think about
it, it's actually kind of.

- Okay.
- kind of funny.

Yeah. It's...

- Right?
- Yeah.

Okay.

I'm sorry.

- Granddaddy.
- Daddy?

Nice guys. Are
they your kids too?

To me and I was screaming
and they were finally seeing

they were finally seeing the
stuff he'd always done to me

and and they were just sitting
there thinking he's going to kill us all

and he finally got to
me and merry Christmas.

Please honk for that one.

It is the plead I make to you.

Vote yes on Dallas

I love it. I'm just
like yes cocaine.

Why? Who's telling
you I'm angry?

Is it Steve?

Is it Sarah?