All language subtitles for Cheers S11E14 1080p BluRay x264-BORDURE

Cheers is filmed
before a live studio audience.

Hey, Cliff ie, take away that beard,
and you know who I'd swear that is?

Oh, yeah, you took the words
right out of my mouth, Normie.

Mr. D.B. Cooper himself.

Yeah, I've been tracking him
for 20 years now.

Now he's found me. The supreme irony.

No, Cliff,
I was going to say Robin Colcord.

Yeah. Hey, you're right.

Isn't that something?
Well, my search continues.

Glass of ice water.
And, by the way, hello, Sam.

Hello, boys. I'm back.

Robin.

Robin Colcord. I'll be damned.

How you been?

Look at you. Why are you...

Why are you dressed like that?

Well, my friends, I'm not the same
Robin Colcord you once knew.

I'm penniless.

Robin, you left here
with six million bucks.

Remember you had it hidden
in that money belt in the office?

Well, I gave it away.

And now I'm a drifter,
searching the world without a dime,

and finally liking
what I find inside me.

Well... great.

Seriously, Robin,
what have you been up to?

I've been living.

I walked through Europe.
I worked a kibbutz in Israel.

Joined the merchant marine.

Had the great honor
to be blessed by the Pope.

But listen to me going on about myself.

What have you fellows been up to?

Hitler moved into my building.

And how's Rebecca?
Is she still luscious?

No, actually, she's slimmed down.

My Rebecca. I can't tell you
how I've missed her.

And now to see her again,

to look into those amber eyes,

to hear that crystal bell of a voice.

Crap, Sam, your desk smells
like somebody puked in it.

Rebecca,

I'm back.

Robin.

My sweet baby!

- Is it really you?
- Yes.

I knew you'd come back for me!

I quit!

I'm out of here.
No more petty job for Rebecca Howe.

No more hanging out with you
poor pathetic, boring losers all day.

My prayers have been answered.

Robin's come back for me,
and I'm rich, I'm rich!

Why are you dressed like that, Robin?

Well, I've taken a vow of poverty.

I have only what I'm wearing
and what I'm carrying in my rucksack.

Well, that's very sweet.

Did I just call you guys
a bunch of names a few minutes ago?

Yeah.

I'm sorry. I just have these episodes
when I'm around rich people.

Sort of like a blackout.
No harm done, 'kay?

Robin, listen, you know,
I'm really interested in hearing

all about what's been
happening with you.

So, what say you and I go to
dinner tonight, just the two of us?

I'm afraid it would
have to be your treat.

Of course it would.

Splendid. I'll just go and wash up.

Poor guy.

It's a real come-down, isn't it?
Seems happy, though.

Of course he's happy.

He's lying.

I'm afraid of the rest of this.

Sam, don't you see it? He's testing me.

Remember the last time before he left?

He pretended like he was poor
and I rejected him,

then it turns out he wasn't poor,
he was rich?

Well, he's testing me again.
He wants to see if I've matured.

And I'm going to make damn sure

that he knows that material wealth
means nothing to me.

Then he'll marry me and take me away

and I won't have to spend any more time
with you poor, pathetic, boring losers...

...day after day after day...

Honey, it's happening again.

What? What's happening?

Hello, everyone. So, what's new?

Hey, Doc, you better settle in.
Have we've got a surprise for you.

Really?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, a real shockeroo.

You'll never guess who's back.

It's Lilith, isn't it?

Thank God. She wants me back.

Everything's gonna be okay now!

I'll fall to my knees and tell her
what a living hell my life has been!

At last, the long nightmare
is finally over!

Where is my beautiful girl?

Hey, Doc, actually, it's Robin Colcord.

Good! I wouldn't take
that broad back if you paid me!

How'd it go?

He's testing me,
but I'm passing with flying colors.

Sam, I hate to trouble you,

but you think I could sleep
in your storage room tonight?

Sure.

Robin, don't be silly.

You're not gonna sleep
in a storage room.

I have a perfectly good apartment.
You're gonna stay with me.

Rebecca, you are an angel.

So, Rob, tell me the truth.

You really don't miss
having the big bucks?

Not a bit of it.

Money makes people greedy,
and greed is a disease.

I was a miser.

A sick little squirrel hiding money belts
filled with millions of dollars

all over the world.

You mean there were other ones

besides that one you hid
in the desk in Sam's office?

I used to hide them in pairs, backups,
in case someone found the first one.

Thank God I'm no longer
obsessed by money.

Now all I need is happiness
and companionship.

Do you mind, darling?
I've been walking since Tuesday.

Can we go home now?

Yes. You are inspiration.

And I, too, feel money
is the root of all evil.

And that friendship is true gold.

That's why I value your friendship
so much, Robin.

Money, money, money, money, money!

So, did anyone else hear Robin say
that he hides money belts in pairs?

I did.

Yeah, but he only walked out of here
with one of them.

You don't suppose...

Come on. Give me a break, you guys.
I know what you're thinking.

There's no way in hell that he put
another money belt in this place.

It's ridiculous.

Yeah.

You're right, Sam, I guess.

You're damn right I am.
Okay, closing time! Everybody out!

Come on, I mean it, we're closed.
Get out.

Sammy, it's only ten after eight.

Yeah, well, I'm really tired.

Come on, let's go. Everybody out.

Sam Malone, you know,
you ought to be ashamed of yourself.

As soon as money enters the picture,
you try to kick out all your friends.

Now, who was there for you
when Diane left you?

Who was there for you
when this bar burnt down?

Us, your friends, that's who.

I'm not kidding. Get out.

Don't forget, Sam,
that's not your money.

If one of us finds it and tries to keep it,

the others can blow the whistle.

You guys would really send me to jail?

In a heartbeat.

Okay, but here's the deal.

This is my bar.

Whoever finds it, I get half.

What do you say?

All right, sounds reasonable.

And then the other half
will be divided among ourselves.

I suggest that we split into teams
to expedite the search.

Sounds good to me.

Of course it sounds good to him.
He gets half.

What do you think you're doing, Sam?

I'm gonna read my paper
until one of you brings me my half.

All right. Let's get to work.

Yeah. Let's get to work.

Say, Normie...

does Sammy get half of what we find...

or half of what we claim to find?

What we claim to find.

- After all, the guy's not a mind reader.
- Yeah, yeah.

So, we find something
that's got six million in it,

we only give him three million.

Yeah, we call it a finder's fee,
shall we?

My man, yeah.

Let's just call it a finder's fee,
shall we?

I want money

I want money

I need cash

A whole bunch of cash

I want money

Here you go.

I'll get you a couple more pillows,

and then you'll be
just as comfy as you can be.

That's good of you, Rebecca.

It must be awkward for you.

After all, we have a history.

Robin, please don't bring up the past.

I just feel so ashamed of the way I used to be.

I was so bratty and so greedy,

and I'd just rather not talk about it.

Why don't you get that,
and I'll be right back.

Howe residence.

Hello, Frasier.

I was just thinking about
how you mentioned

that you used to use hidden money belts
as financial security.

Well, it just so happens
that I have some valuables

that I'd like to hide.

But where?

So... I'd like to pick your brain
if I could.

I know that you favored
the underside of desk drawers,

but I thought you might throw out
some more ideas.

Pretend that you're the old Robin.

Frasier, would you just hold on
for a minute?

I have another call coming in.

Hello?

Oh, yeah. Robin, listen...

Found some sort of money belt,
and I assume it's yours here.

I hate to cause any problems
in case it's not, so...

Okay, I got it.

Why don't you tell me where you hid yours,

and I'll tell you
if that's where I found this one.

Cliff, I must admit that I had a penchant
for hiding them in duct work.

They'd be easy to get to
and impervious to damage.

Well, great, great.
Well, I guess this isn't yours.

Frasier.

Robin, hi. Yeah, that's okay.

Duct work, you say.

Good-bye.

It's in the ducts.
We're rich, we're rich!

Who was that?

Your friends. They're tearing apart
your place of work,

looking for one of my money belts.

Don't be too hard on them.

The sad part is, two years ago,
I would have been right over there with them.

You got to admit,
a million dollars is pretty tempting.

But you're not tempted anymore?

Oh, no, no, no. Not me.

Well, I mean, yes.
It would be nice

because of the good you could do with it.

I would love nothing more than
than to be able to spend

a lot of money on my favorite charity.

Which one is that?

That's the Children's Boston...

...something-something.

You're wonderful.

You know, you really are
a lovely woman, Rebecca.

And, Robin, you are the most
handsome, charming,

sophisticated man I've ever met.

Thank you. Now, if you'll excuse me,

I must go wash out my underwear
in the bathroom sink for tomorrow.

Robin?

You didn't by any chance hide one of
those money belts over here, did you?

If I did, you be sure to have found it by now.

You have cleaned up in the past two years,
haven't you?

Of course I have.

Be cool, be cool.

That's it. There's nothing in the ducts.

We checked the office,
the pool room, the rest rooms.

I don't get it.

Unless you two are lying.

Just going along with this duct thing,

waiting for us to keel over with exhaustion.

Oh, yeah?

How do we know
that you two aren't lying?

That's it, Clavin. You're history, man.

Come on, Tortelli. Take your best shot.

I never liked you anyway.

I only pretended to
because you liked me, obviously.

Why, I oughta--

No, Carla.

Carla, no, no. Stop it. Stop it.

Don't you see?
Greed's turning us into animals.

We've got to behave
like civilized human beings.

All right.

All right.

Now...

I've got some sodium pentothal in my car.

If one of you is lying,

we'll know it.

Are you sure you've looked in all the ducts?

Yeah, we looked in all of 'em unless
they were the ducts that burnt up in the fire.

What are you saying,
six million bucks went up in smoke?

That doesn't make any sense.

I cleaned up most of that rubble myself.

There would have been some traces--

A buckle, some burnt pieces
of money, something.

Sam, you're--
you're certain you were alone,

and you saw nothing.

Listen, go back in your mind's eye.

All right. Yeah,

I came running in.

Everything was charred and moist,

and sweeped up a little bit.

There was...
some wood, some glass, metal...

Oh, yeah, then a fire captain came in.

The fire captain?

Oh, yeah. Captain Dobbins.

He was there when I came in
in the morning.

Ok, well, I think we have our answer.

Hi. Let me speak to Captain Dobbins.

Oh, he retired, did he?

Six months ago?

Thank you.

Apparently the Good Captain has come
into some money.

Crook stole our dough.

We got to get him down here.

How? We just can't just give him a call
and ask him to drop on by.

Yeah, what are we going to do?

Leave this to me, Sam.

I happen to know some people

that can handle this kind of thing,
no questions asked.

Might cost a little, but they do good work.

Hi. It's Mommy.
Wake up your brothers.

Robin, do you ever think about us?

Well, I have to admit, Rebecca, yes,

sometimes I do.

I have to tell you, since we broke up,

a day has not gone by
I haven't regretted it.

It was the biggest mistake of my life.

- Do you really feel that way?
- Yeah, I do.

Robin, take me back.

Please? I want to be with you.

I know you don't have any money,
and that's fine.

Let's just go around the world together.

I don't want to have any material things.

I'll just pack a bag
of a few meager things

and some makeup essentials...

and then we'll travel around together.

You'd really give up everything for me?

Oh, you bet your booty I would.

I wouldn't make that mistake twice.

Rebecca, I'd love to have you
share my journeys with me.

Robin!

Ohh...

But there's just one thing I have to tell you.

How much? I mean, go ahead.

You see, occasionally I supplement
my meager lifestyle by stealing.

I did some time for that in Louisiana.

We may have to run from the police,
sleep under bridges,

eat out of garbage cans...

Oh, Robin, cut the crap.

I said I'd go away with you...

Now, let's get real.

Um, what are you talking about?

You wanted to know if I'd still love you
if you were poor.

And I would, so we've settled that.

So how much money do you have?
30 million? 40 million?

All this time you thought I was still wealthy,

And that's why you've been so kind to me.

You haven't changed a bit, have you?
You haven't matured.

You're still the same selfish gold-digger
you always were.

I'm poor, do you understand? Destitute.

I have to shoplift for food.

Sometimes I even have to beg for money.

Ten million?

Zero.

I'm poor,

and I have no desire ever to be rich again.

- You're not kidding, are you?
- No, I'm not kidding.

If my prediction is correct,

You'll find that your affection
for me has suddenly disappeared.

Oh, no, it has not.

I still care a great--

Who am I kidding?

How...

God.

I haven't changed one bit in two years.

Well, I can't say I'm not disappointed.

Robin, I'm so sorry. Please--

Goodbye. Goodbye, Rebecca.

Goodbye, Robin.

Thanks, kids.

Wipe down the car, ditch it,

and get right to bed.
It's a school night.

Oh, Sam. Thank God.

Do you know this person?

Shut up, moneybags.

Sammy, guess who's living

in a brand-new house.

Oh, a new house and retirement?

You've got a lot of explaining to do, buster.

What are you talking about?

Maybe you would like to tell us

how you got rich six months ago.

My grandmother passed away.

Do you mind?

We happen to know there was a money belt
hidden in one of those air ducts

in that wall that burned down.

That money disappeared
right around the same time

your grandma so conveniently checked out.

So, what do you got to say, there...

Mr. Trump?

This is ridiculous.

I don't know anything about a money belt.

I have half a mind
to call the police on all of you.

Aw, Captain, Captain,

I think we can straighten this all out.

Why don't you and me just take
a little walk into the office?

What are you doing?

Go on in there with Carla.

What are you doing?

My God, look at you people.

Robin.

Look at your bar, Sam.

In your greedy desire to obtain
a nonexistent money belt,

you've destroyed
what was most important to you.

Excuse me...

What was that word right
before money belt?

Nonexistent.

Fictitious. Mythical.

Nothing?

Not even, like, a small change purse?

Nothing. And here you've torn apart your bar.

I bet you've turned on each other, too.

How many side deals did you have going?

Oh, Robin, man,
how could you do this to us?

To show you what money can do to a person.

You all despised me when I was wealthy.

You didn't understand
that I was victim of an illness, greed.

But now you understand.

Because all of you here tonight
have fallen victim to that same illness.

Hopefully you've all learned something,

And that's why I did what I did.

Plus...

I never really liked you.

Ta.

Yeah, I have to admit,
Robin's right.

Look what we've done to this place,

to each other.

Look what we've become.

Yeah. I tell you.

Money makes people
do strange things, doesn't it?

Has anybody seen Robin?

Yeah. He just left.

Honey, it turns out there wasn't
a money belt.

He really is poor.

He tried to tell me that, too,
and I almost bought it.

Goodbye, you poor,
pathetic, boring losers.

I'm a-movin' on up.

Well...

I suppose we should
try to clean up this mess

and put all this nonsense behind us.

I suppose we all learned something, huh?

No harm came of it, though, I guess.

A few things got broken,
but no one really got hurt.

That's hot!

Robin, you are so good.

What are we really waiting for, a limo?