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Narrator
Since the beginning of time,
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Since the first little girl
ever existed,
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There have been dolls.
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But the dolls were always
and forever baby dolls.
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The girls who played with them
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Could only ever play
at being mothers.
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Which can be fun,
at least for a while, anyway.
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Ask your mother.
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This continued until...
Subs/Sync: TheBiscuitMan
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"Thus Spake Zarathustra"
plays
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Warning buzz
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ting
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Yes, Barbie changed everything.
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Then, she changed it all again.
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All of these women are Barbie,
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and Barbie is
all of these women.
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She might have started out as
just a lady in a bathing suit,
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but she became so much more.
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She has her own money,
her own house,
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her own car, her own career.
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Because Barbie can be anything,
women can be anything.
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And this has been reflected back
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Onto the little girls of today
in the Real World.
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Girls can grow into women,
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Who can achieve everything
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And anything
they set their mind to.
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Thanks to Barbie,
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All problems of feminism and
equal rights have been solved.
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At least
that's what the Barbies think.
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After all,
they're living in Barbie Land.
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Who am i to burst their bubble?
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And here is one
of those Barbies now,
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living her best day every day.
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Lizzo When i wake up
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In my own pink world
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i get up out of bed
and wave to my homegirls
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Hey, Barbie, hey
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She's so cool
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All dolled up
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Just playing chess
by the pool
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Come on, we got
important things to do
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It's her and her
and me and you
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And pink goes
with everything
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Beautiful from head to toe
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I'm read' to go,
you know, you know
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It's pink,
good enough to drink
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We like other colors
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But pink just looks
so good on us
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What you wearing?
Dress or suit?
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Either way, that power
looks SO good on you
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Hey, Barbie,
i like your style
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If that was really a mirror,
you'd see a perfect smile
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Round and round and round
and round and
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That's my Barbie
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Go Barbie, go Barbie
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That's my Barbie
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That's my Barbie
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Go Barbie, go Barbie
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That's my Barbie
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Come on, we got
important things to do
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It's her and her
and me and you
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And pink goes
with everything
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Beautiful from head to toe
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I'm read' to go,
you know, you know
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- It's pink
- Pretty pink
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- Good enough to drink
- Oh, yeah
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We like other colors
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But pink just looks
so good on us
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P, pretty
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i, intelligent
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N, never sad
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K, cool
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narrator When you're
playing with Barbies...
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Hi, Barbie.
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..nobody bothers to walk them
down the stairs
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and out the door, et cetera.
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You just pick them up
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and put them
where you want them to go.
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You'd better fly, girl,
yeah, yeah
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narrator
You use your imagination.
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Lizzo
Hey, i was still singin’
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Hi, Barbie.
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- Hi, Skipper.
- Hi, Barbie.
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Midge was Barbie's
pregnant friend.
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- Hey, Midge
- Let's not show Midge, actually.
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She was discontinued by Mattel
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because a pregnant doll
is just too weird.
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Anyway, Barbie has another
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big day ahead of her.
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- Pink
- Hi, Barbie!
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Goes with everything
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- Hi, Barbie.
- Morning, Barbie. Hi.
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- Good morning.
- Good morning.
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- Another great day.
- Good morning, Barbie.
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Hi.
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- Hey, ladies.
- Good morning!
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jackhammer runs
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woman Everybody,
turn to the Barbie next to you.
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Tell her how much you love her.
Compliment her.
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Reporter Barbie, you can ask me
any question you want.
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Well, how come
you're SO amazing?
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No comment. laughs
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Black Barbie, President
Black Barbie, President
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No, seriously, no comment.
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laughter
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i love you guys.
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The Nobel Prize for Journalism
goes to... Barbie.
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i work very hard,
so i deserve it.
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And the Nobel Prize
for Literature
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goes to... Barbie.
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You're the voice
of a generation.
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i Know.
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In our assessment,
money is not speech,
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and corporations have no free
speech rights to begin with.
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So any claim on their part
to be exercising a right
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is just their attempt to turn
our democracy into a plutocracy.
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This makes me emotional,
and I'm expressing it.
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i have no difficulty
holding both logic
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and feeling at the same time.
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And it does not diminish
my powers, it expands them.
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Oh, pink
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Hi, Barbie.
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What can't Barbie do?
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Hi, Barbie.
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Yay, space!
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Gosh.
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See you later
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Barbie has a great day
every day,
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but Ken only has a great day
if Barbie looks at him.
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chatter
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Hi, Barbie!
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Hi, Ken.
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- Hi, Barbie!
- Hi, Barbie!
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Hi, Barbie.
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groans
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- Hi, Ken.
- Hi, Ken.
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- Hi, Ken.
- Hi, Ken.
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- Hi, Ken.
- i got us both ice creams.
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- Cool.
- Hi, Barbie.
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- Hi, Barbie.
- Hi, Barbie.
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- Hi, Barbie.
- Hi, Barbie.
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- Hi, Barbie!
- Hi, Ken.
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- Hi, Barbie.
- Hi, Ken.
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- Hi, Barbie.
- Hi, Barbie.
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Hi, Barbies.
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- Bye, Barbies.
- Bye, Barbie.
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Hi, Barbie.
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Oh, hi, Allan.
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There are no multiples of Allan.
He's just Allan.
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Yeah, I'm, I...
confused about that.
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Hey, Barbie. Check me out.
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Ken!
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- Ooh!
- No!
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Ohh!
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- gasps
- Whoa!
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Oh, no!
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clamor
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- Oh, my God!
- Oh, look!
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man That's gotta hurt.
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- Ken.
- Oh, hey, Barbie.
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- Hi.
- How much of that did you see?
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We saw the whole thing.
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Let's get you up on your feet,
Ken. There you go.
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- You guys are so strong.
- Use your legs. There he is.
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- You okay?
- Yep. Totally.
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Looks like this beach was
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a little too much beach
for you, Ken.
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If i wasn't severely injured,
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i would beach you off
right now, Ken.
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I'll beach off with you
any day, Ken.
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Hold my ice cream, Ken.
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All right, Ken, you're on.
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Let's beach off.
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Anyone who wants
to beach him off
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has to beach me off first.
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i will beach both of you off
at the same time.
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But you don't even know
how to beach yourself off.
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How you gonna beach
both of us off?
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Okay, all right. Kens?
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Why are you getting emotional?
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Come on, Kens.
Nobody's gonna beach anyone off.
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Okay?
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Let's go.
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- Okay, okay.
- Okay.
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- You did so well.
- You still hurt?
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We'll get you fixed up.
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- Go!
- Go!
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- Barbie, hold my hand!
- You're okay.
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Stay with me, Barbie!
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shutter flashes
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Great.
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Not even broken. You'll be fine.
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Shredding waves is much more
dangerous than people realize.
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You're very brave, Ken.
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- Thank you, Barbie.
- Yeah.
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You know
surfer is not even my job.
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i Know.
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And it is not lifeguard,
which is a common misconception.
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- Very common.
- Because actually my job...
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- ...it's just beach.
- Right.
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And what a good job
you do at beach.
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You should heal up in no time.
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Actually,
in the time that it took for me
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to say that sentence,
you healed.
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- Fantastic.
- Nice.
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- Hey, Barbie.
- Yeah?
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Can i come to your house
tonight?
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Sure.
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i don't have anything big
planned.
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Just a giant blowout party
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with all the Barbies and planned
choreography and a bespoke song.
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You should stop by.
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- So cool.
- Yeah.
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- Okay. Bye.
- Okay. Bye. Goodbye.
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Baby, you can
find me under the lights
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Diamonds under my eyes
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Turn the rhythm up
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Don't you wanna just come
along for the ride?
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Ooh, my outfit so tight
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You can see my heartbeat
tonight
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i can take the heat,
baby, best believe
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That's the moment i shine
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‘Cause every romance shakes
and it bends
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Don't give a damn
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When the night's here,
i don't do tears
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Baby, no chance
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i can dance, i can dance,
i can dance
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- Watch me
- Dance
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Dance the night away
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My heart could be burnin’
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But you won't see it
on my face
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PRESIDENT
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Watch me dance
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Dance the night away
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I'll still Keep
the party runnin’
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Not one hair out of place
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echo
Place, place
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Lately I've been movin'
close to the edge
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Still be lookin' my best
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i stay on the beat,
you can count on me
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i ain't missin’ no steps
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‘Cause every romance shakes
and it bends
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Don't give a damn
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When the night's here...
245
0:12:19,447 --> 0:12:21,574
- Hi, Barbie.
- Hi, Ken.
246
0:12:22,742 --> 0:12:27,747
i could dance, i could dance,
i could dance
247
0:12:27,830 --> 0:12:28,539
Watch me
248
0:12:28,623 --> 0:12:30,625
- Looking good, Barbie.
- Thanks, Ken.
249
0:12:30,708 --> 0:12:32,585
Dance the night away
250
0:12:32,710 --> 0:12:34,170
My heart could be burnin’
251
0:12:34,254 --> 0:12:36,547
But you won't see it
on my face
252
0:12:36,631 --> 0:12:41,469
Watch me dance,
dance the night away
253
0:12:41,552 --> 0:12:43,179
I'll still Keep
the party runnin’
254
0:12:43,263 --> 0:12:44,597
Not one hair out of place
255
0:12:44,681 --> 0:12:46,599
- Oh, hi, Ken.
- Hi!
256
0:12:46,975 --> 0:12:48,393
- Yes, yes, yes!
- Hi, Barbie.
257
0:12:48,476 --> 0:12:49,978
- Hi, Barbie.
- Barbies!
258
0:12:50,853 --> 0:12:52,105
What's up, Ken?
259
0:12:53,940 --> 0:12:56,670
i don't play safe
260
0:12:56,150 --> 0:12:58,820
- Don't you know about me?
- Uh-huh
261
0:12:58,903 --> 0:13:3,324
i could dance, i could dance,
i could dance
262
0:13:5,410 --> 0:13:7,161
Hey, Barbie. Check me out.
263
0:13:7,537 --> 0:13:9,497
I'll still Keep
the party runnin’
264
0:13:9,580 --> 0:13:10,498
Not one hair
out of place
265
0:13:10,581 --> 0:13:12,375
Bet you can't do a flip
like that, Ken!
266
0:13:14,252 --> 0:13:15,336
What?
267
0:13:15,461 --> 0:13:16,921
This is a real rager, Barbie.
268
0:13:17,50 --> 0:13:20,80
Thanks, Barbie. Gosh,
this night is just perfect.
269
0:13:20,910 --> 0:13:21,509
It's perfectly perfect.
270
0:13:21,592 --> 0:13:23,803
And you look so beautiful,
Barbie.
271
0:13:23,886 --> 0:13:25,763
Thanks, Barbie.
i feel so beautiful.
272
0:13:25,888 --> 0:13:27,682
-Sodol.
- This is the best day ever.
273
0:13:27,807 --> 0:13:29,170
It is the best day ever.
274
0:13:29,100 --> 0:13:31,102
And so is yesterday,
and so is tomorrow,
275
0:13:31,185 --> 0:13:33,313
and so is the day after tomorrow
and even Wednesdays
276
0:13:33,396 --> 0:13:34,731
and every day
from now until forever.
277
0:13:34,814 --> 0:13:36,316
Yeah, Barbie!
278
0:13:37,358 --> 0:13:38,943
You guys ever think about dying?
279
0:13:39,270 --> 0:13:40,280
needle scratches record
280
0:13:49,579 --> 0:13:50,997
i don't know
why i just said that.
281
0:13:52,749 --> 0:13:55,543
I'm just dying to dance.
282
0:13:55,626 --> 0:13:58,129
- music resumes
- cheering
283
0:14:4,635 --> 0:14:6,929
i don't play safe
284
0:14:7,130 --> 0:14:9,599
- Don't you know about me?
- Uh-huh
285
0:14:9,724 --> 0:14:13,353
i could dance, i could dance,
i could dance
286
0:14:13,436 --> 0:14:15,271
Dance the night
287
0:14:34,123 --> 0:14:35,166
Wow. chuckles
288
0:14:35,625 --> 0:14:36,959
You can go now.
289
0:14:37,877 --> 0:14:39,295
i thought
i might stay over tonight.
290
0:14:39,379 --> 0:14:40,338
Why?
291
0:14:40,755 --> 0:14:42,480
Because
we're girlfriend/boyfriend.
292
0:14:42,465 --> 0:14:43,633
To do what?
293
0:14:45,90 --> 0:14:46,427
I'm actually not sure.
294
0:14:47,345 --> 0:14:49,806
Oh, but, i don't want you here.
295
0:14:49,889 --> 0:14:50,973
Is it Ken?
296
0:14:51,570 --> 0:14:52,642
Ken's just a really good friend.
297
0:14:52,725 --> 0:14:54,727
And this is my Dreamhouse.
It's Barbie's Dreamhouse.
298
0:14:54,852 --> 0:14:56,687
It's not Ken's Dreamhouse.
Right?
299
0:14:56,813 --> 0:14:58,564
laughs Right as always.
300
0:14:58,689 --> 0:15:0,400
Okay. And it's girls’ night.
301
0:15:0,483 --> 0:15:2,527
Come on, Barbie! Slumber party!
302
0:15:2,610 --> 0:15:3,986
Hurry up. The President's here.
303
0:15:4,700 --> 0:15:5,488
lam. You're welcome.
304
0:15:6,322 --> 0:15:9,367
- Every night is girls’ night.
- Mm-hmm. Every night. Forever.
305
0:15:10,868 --> 0:15:13,162
- Every night.
- Forever and ever.
306
0:15:13,621 --> 0:15:14,956
- Good night.
- Good night.
307
0:15:17,410 --> 0:15:20,440
Barbies scream and laugh
308
0:15:21,170 --> 0:15:22,255
whispers i love you, too.
309
0:15:22,338 --> 0:15:25,550
Barbies Girls’ night!
Girls' night! Girls’ night!
310
0:15:25,633 --> 0:15:27,301
i can't. i gotta go.
311
0:15:27,385 --> 0:15:30,596
Barbies, chanting Girls’ night!
Girls' night! Girls’ night!
312
0:15:30,680 --> 0:15:33,766
Girls' night! Girls’ night!
Girls’ night!
313
0:15:35,893 --> 0:15:36,727
Good night, Barbies!
314
0:15:36,811 --> 0:15:39,230
I'm definitely not thinking
about death anymore.
315
0:15:49,907 --> 0:15:51,534
birds chirping
316
0:16:0,710 --> 0:16:2,295
music blares
317
0:16:2,378 --> 0:16:6,591
When i wake up
in my own pink world
318
0:16:6,674 --> 0:16:7,592
Hi, Barbie.
319
0:16:7,675 --> 0:16:10,636
i get up out of bed
and wave to my homegirls
320
0:16:10,720 --> 0:16:12,889
- Hey, Barbie
- Hey
321
0:16:13,222 --> 0:16:15,141
- Why so stressed?
- Hi, Barbie.
322
0:16:15,224 --> 0:16:17,101
Could it be
those irrepressible...
323
0:16:17,185 --> 0:16:19,562
- Hi, Barbie.
- ...thoughts of death
324
0:16:20,271 --> 0:16:23,399
Come on, we got
important things to-- Ooh!
325
0:16:23,483 --> 0:16:27,487
It's her, and her,
and me and you
326
0:16:27,570 --> 0:16:30,865
And pink goes
with everything
327
0:16:30,948 --> 0:16:32,330
Oh, that's cold
328
0:16:32,116 --> 0:16:33,826
Beautiful from head to toe
329
0:16:33,910 --> 0:16:35,870
I'm read' to go,
you know, you know
330
0:16:35,953 --> 0:16:38,206
It's pink,
it's gonna be all right
331
0:16:38,289 --> 0:16:40,208
Good enough to drink
332
0:16:40,291 --> 0:16:44,378
We like other colors, but pink
just looks so good on us
333
0:16:44,504 --> 0:16:46,589
P, panic
334
0:16:46,672 --> 0:16:48,674
i, I'm scared
335
0:16:48,758 --> 0:16:50,843
N, nauseous
336
0:16:50,927 --> 0:16:52,428
K, death
337
0:16:53,513 --> 0:16:55,223
That's my Barbie
338
0:16:55,306 --> 0:16:57,475
Go Barbie, go Barbie
339
0:16:57,600 --> 0:16:59,894
That's my Barbie,
ooh-ooh
340
0:16:59,977 --> 0:17:1,200
Aah!
341
0:17:1,145 --> 0:17:3,189
Oh, girl, you okay?
342
0:17:3,898 --> 0:17:5,660
Hi, Barbie.
343
0:17:6,250 --> 0:17:8,819
I'm fine. A-okay.
344
0:17:9,237 --> 0:17:12,323
- You got it, Barbie.
- Let's go, Barbie!
345
0:17:12,406 --> 0:17:13,491
Great cheer, Kens.
346
0:17:13,574 --> 0:17:14,825
High five!
347
0:17:14,909 --> 0:17:16,327
Hey, Barbie.
348
0:17:16,410 --> 0:17:18,496
Come on, Barbie.
Let's run towards the water.
349
0:17:18,579 --> 0:17:19,664
Okay.
350
0:17:31,259 --> 0:17:32,260
My feet!
351
0:17:35,304 --> 0:17:36,222
Oh, no.
352
0:17:37,348 --> 0:17:39,141
Yes! So good!
353
0:17:44,105 --> 0:17:45,220
Hey, Barbie.
354
0:17:45,106 --> 0:17:45,940
- Hi.
- Are you okay?
355
0:17:46,230 --> 0:17:47,984
- Hey, Barbie.
- Yeah, Barbie. i just fell.
356
0:17:48,670 --> 0:17:49,610
- Fell?
- I'm so embarrassed.
357
0:17:49,735 --> 0:17:51,279
- Barbie doesn't get embarrassed.
- i know.
358
0:17:51,362 --> 0:17:53,406
Barbie, i don't even
have context for this,
359
0:17:53,489 --> 0:17:57,285
but my feet...
my heels are on the ground.
360
0:17:57,368 --> 0:17:59,120
I'm no longer on tiptoes.
361
0:17:59,203 --> 0:18:0,621
That's okay. Let me see.
362
0:18:2,665 --> 0:18:3,749
gasp
363
0:18:3,874 --> 0:18:6,586
Flat feet!
364
0:18:6,669 --> 0:18:9,547
screaming
365
0:18:9,630 --> 0:18:11,966
retching
366
0:18:15,845 --> 0:18:17,960
Stop it, Ken.
367
0:18:17,179 --> 0:18:18,889
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
368
0:18:18,973 --> 0:18:20,308
i know I'm Stereotypical Barbie
369
0:18:20,391 --> 0:18:22,180
and therefore
don't form conjectures
370
0:18:22,101 --> 0:18:24,228
concerning the causality
of adjacent unfolding events,
371
0:18:24,312 --> 0:18:26,480
but some things have been
happening that might be related.
372
0:18:26,564 --> 0:18:28,733
sighs
373
0:18:28,816 --> 0:18:30,610
Bad breath this morning,
a cold shower,
374
0:18:30,693 --> 0:18:32,361
burnt waffle,
and falling off my roof.
375
0:18:32,486 --> 0:18:33,404
You're malfunctioning.
376
0:18:33,529 --> 0:18:36,657
What? No, I'm just, I'm--
Am i?
377
0:18:36,741 --> 0:18:38,367
I've never seen this kind
of malfunction before.
378
0:18:38,451 --> 0:18:40,536
It's usually just hair-related.
379
0:18:40,620 --> 0:18:43,122
You know, you're gonna have to
visit Weird Barbie.
380
0:18:43,497 --> 0:18:46,420
i have never
had to visit Weird Barbie.
381
0:18:46,125 --> 0:18:47,793
That's because
you've never malfunctioned.
382
0:18:47,918 --> 0:18:49,420
i heard that she used to be
383
0:18:49,503 --> 0:18:51,880
the most beautiful Barbie
of all,
384
0:18:51,213 --> 0:18:54,425
but then someone played with her
too hard in the Real World.
385
0:19:5,603 --> 0:19:7,271
And now
she's fated to an eternity
386
0:19:7,355 --> 0:19:8,814
of making other Barbies perfect
387
0:19:8,939 --> 0:19:11,317
while falling more and more
into disrepair herself.
388
0:19:11,942 --> 0:19:13,277
That,
and we all call her Weird Barbie
389
0:19:13,361 --> 0:19:15,696
both behind her back
and also to her face.
390
0:19:15,780 --> 0:19:17,156
She's so weird.
391
0:19:18,574 --> 0:19:20,826
Why is she always in the splits?
392
0:19:27,917 --> 0:19:32,40
Oh, i would never wear heels
if my feet were shaped this way.
393
0:19:35,758 --> 0:19:36,967
Hello?
394
0:19:37,843 --> 0:19:38,552
Oh.
395
0:19:39,387 --> 0:19:40,137
Bark.
396
0:19:42,560 --> 0:19:42,807
Woot.
397
0:19:44,183 --> 0:19:45,226
Bark.
398
0:19:45,851 --> 0:19:49,146
Hey.
What's cookin', good-lookin'?
399
0:19:49,647 --> 0:19:51,650
- Hi.
- Welcome.
400
0:19:51,357 --> 0:19:53,109
Welcome to my Weirdhouse.
401
0:19:57,154 --> 0:19:59,198
- Hi, how are ya?
- Nice to meet you.
402
0:19:59,281 --> 0:20:1,492
Sorry about the dog crap.
What can i do ya for?
403
0:20:1,575 --> 0:20:4,870
i just had to come see you
about my feet.
404
0:20:4,954 --> 0:20:6,288
They're, um...
405
0:20:12,670 --> 0:20:14,213
Flat.
406
0:20:14,296 --> 0:20:15,214
Yeah.
407
0:20:15,297 --> 0:20:17,216
- Never seen that before.
- Really?
408
0:20:17,299 --> 0:20:18,920
Whoa.
409
0:20:18,175 --> 0:20:21,530
Okay. Well, can you,
you know, fix them?
410
0:20:21,345 --> 0:20:22,304
You're Stereotypical Barbie,
right?
411
0:20:22,388 --> 0:20:23,389
Mm-hmm.
412
0:20:24,306 --> 0:20:28,894
That Ken of yours, he is one
nice-looking little protein pot.
413
0:20:29,228 --> 0:20:30,620
i guess.
414
0:20:30,146 --> 0:20:31,439
I'd like to see
what kind of nude blob
415
0:20:31,522 --> 0:20:33,899
he's packing under those jeans.
416
0:20:34,191 --> 0:20:36,652
- Anyway, what preceded this?
- Oh, nothing.
417
0:20:36,736 --> 0:20:39,572
A really fun game of volleyball.
418
0:20:40,531 --> 0:20:43,750
- That's it?
- Thoughts of death.
419
0:20:43,534 --> 0:20:44,535
What is it?
420
0:20:46,704 --> 0:20:48,873
Maybe some thoughts of death?
421
0:20:48,956 --> 0:20:50,666
Thoughts of death!
422
0:20:50,791 --> 0:20:52,835
- Is that a problem?
- Oh.
423
0:20:52,960 --> 0:20:54,670
- What?
- I've heard of this.
424
0:20:54,754 --> 0:20:57,631
Of course, i didn't think
it was possible, but it's real.
425
0:20:59,508 --> 0:21:1,927
Oh, you've done it.
You've opened a portal.
426
0:21:2,110 --> 0:21:3,345
i didn't open a portal.
427
0:21:3,971 --> 0:21:7,558
Someone did, and now
there is a rip in the continuum
428
0:21:7,641 --> 0:21:10,478
that is the membrane between
Barbie Land and the Real World,
429
0:21:10,561 --> 0:21:12,271
and if you wanna be
Stereotypical Barbie
430
0:21:12,354 --> 0:21:14,774
perfect again, then,
baby girl, you gotta go fix it.
431
0:21:14,857 --> 0:21:16,358
Or you're gonna keep
going funny.
432
0:21:16,442 --> 0:21:17,485
Look at your upper thigh.
433
0:21:18,819 --> 0:21:21,197
- gasps What is that?
- That's cellulite.
434
0:21:21,280 --> 0:21:22,615
- That's gonna spread everywhere.
- What?
435
0:21:22,698 --> 0:21:24,158
And then you're gonna
start getting sad
436
0:21:24,241 --> 0:21:25,826
and mushy and complicated.
437
0:21:25,910 --> 0:21:27,203
- No!
- hisses
438
0:21:27,286 --> 0:21:28,454
What do i have to do?
439
0:21:29,380 --> 0:21:30,581
You have to go
440
0:21:30,664 --> 0:21:32,820
- to the Real World.
- Okay.
441
0:21:32,166 --> 0:21:34,251
And you have to find the girl
who's playing with you.
442
0:21:34,376 --> 0:21:35,336
Playing with me?
443
0:21:35,419 --> 0:21:36,587
We're all being played with,
babe.
444
0:21:36,670 --> 0:21:39,173
But usually there's some kind
of separation. Thanks.
445
0:21:39,256 --> 0:21:43,260
There's the girl and the doll.
And never the twain shall cross.
446
0:21:43,344 --> 0:21:44,762
- The twain is crossing?
- Yes.
447
0:21:44,845 --> 0:21:46,931
And the girl who's playing
with you, she must be sad,
448
0:21:47,140 --> 0:21:48,891
and her thoughts and feelings
and humanness
449
0:21:48,974 --> 0:21:51,143
are interfering
with your dollness.
450
0:21:51,393 --> 0:21:52,895
Why would she be sad?
451
0:21:52,978 --> 0:21:55,648
We fixed everything so that
all women in the Real World
452
0:21:55,815 --> 0:21:57,149
can be happy and powerful.
453
0:21:57,233 --> 0:21:58,400
i don't know, but if you ask me,
454
0:21:58,484 --> 0:21:59,985
you had something
to do with this too.
455
0:22:0,690 --> 0:22:0,778
Me?
456
0:22:0,861 --> 0:22:2,488
- Takes two to rip a portal.
- i can't have.
457
0:22:2,571 --> 0:22:3,864
I've only ever wanted
458
0:22:3,948 --> 0:22:5,783
for everything
to stay exactly as it is.
459
0:22:5,866 --> 0:22:6,826
Well, be that as it may,
460
0:22:6,909 --> 0:22:10,663
the two of you are becoming
inextricably intertwined.
461
0:22:10,913 --> 0:22:12,957
And you gotta help her
to help yourself.
462
0:22:15,876 --> 0:22:18,254
girls' voices
463
0:22:18,963 --> 0:22:19,839
So, should-- Whoo!
464
0:22:20,297 --> 0:22:21,757
So, what'll it be then?
465
0:22:21,882 --> 0:22:23,300
You can go
back to your regular life
466
0:22:23,384 --> 0:22:25,100
and forget any of this
ever happened,
467
0:22:25,940 --> 0:22:27,930
or you can know the truth
about the universe.
468
0:22:28,931 --> 0:22:31,642
The choice is now yours.
469
0:22:32,309 --> 0:22:33,602
The first one. The high heel.
470
0:22:34,186 --> 0:22:36,355
No. We'll do a re-do.
471
0:22:37,106 --> 0:22:38,524
You're supposed to want to know.
472
0:22:38,607 --> 0:22:39,483
i don't.
473
0:22:39,608 --> 0:22:40,901
Babe, listen.
474
0:22:40,985 --> 0:22:42,945
You have to want to know, okay?
Do it again.
475
0:22:43,280 --> 0:22:45,197
I'm not Adventure Barbie.
I'm Stereotypical Barbie.
476
0:22:45,281 --> 0:22:46,490
I'm like the Barbie you think of
477
0:22:46,574 --> 0:22:48,367
when someone says,
"Think of a Barbie."
478
0:22:49,340 --> 0:22:49,827
That's me.
479
0:22:50,828 --> 0:22:53,873
I'm bummed. You're a bummer.
That's a bummer.
480
0:22:53,956 --> 0:22:55,958
Okay, I'm ready to forget now.
481
0:22:56,410 --> 0:22:58,252
No! You're doing this one!
482
0:22:58,419 --> 0:22:59,545
i just gave you a choice
483
0:22:59,628 --> 0:23:1,171
so you could feel
some sense of control.
484
0:23:1,255 --> 0:23:3,173
- So there is no option one?
- No!
485
0:23:3,257 --> 0:23:6,427
You have to fix the rip
yourself.
486
0:23:6,510 --> 0:23:8,804
Don't blame me, blame Mattel.
They make the rules.
487
0:23:8,888 --> 0:23:10,306
Oh, i don't want to.
488
0:23:10,389 --> 0:23:12,160
Fine, get cellulite.
i don't care.
489
0:23:12,308 --> 0:23:14,560
No! No, no, no. No. Okay. Yeah.
490
0:23:17,396 --> 0:23:19,106
Send me through the portal.
491
0:23:20,232 --> 0:23:21,483
Okay.
There's actually no portal.
492
0:23:21,567 --> 0:23:22,943
- Oh.
- It's a figure of speech.
493
0:23:23,270 --> 0:23:25,654
It's actually a sports car
to a speedboat,
494
0:23:25,738 --> 0:23:28,324
to a rocket ship,
to a tandem bike,
495
0:23:28,407 --> 0:23:31,350
to a Camper van, fun,
to a snowmobile, brr...
496
0:23:31,118 --> 0:23:32,453
which will take you
most of the way
497
0:23:32,536 --> 0:23:34,121
to the state of Los Angeles,
498
0:23:34,204 --> 0:23:36,123
where you will don neon
and Rollerblades,
499
0:23:36,206 --> 0:23:38,334
and enter
the country of California.
500
0:23:38,834 --> 0:23:40,878
Weird, i know. Best if you
don't think about it too much.
501
0:23:40,961 --> 0:23:43,589
And then when i get there,
how do i find this girl?
502
0:23:44,548 --> 0:23:45,799
You will know.
503
0:23:46,508 --> 0:23:48,802
Okay. And how do i get back?
504
0:23:48,886 --> 0:23:50,554
The same way you came,
but in reverse.
505
0:23:50,638 --> 0:23:53,474
Like i should move forward but
do the order backward or go--
506
0:23:53,599 --> 0:23:55,476
- Don't overthink it.
- Oh. Okay.
507
0:23:55,559 --> 0:23:59,855
For you see, if you do not
find her and fix things,
508
0:23:59,939 --> 0:24:1,690
what's ugly will become uglier,
509
0:24:1,815 --> 0:24:3,609
and what's weird
will become weirder.
510
0:24:3,692 --> 0:24:5,486
And then you'll look like me.
511
0:24:5,569 --> 0:24:6,820
Aah! Oh.
512
0:24:7,947 --> 0:24:8,906
Sorry.
513
0:24:9,740 --> 0:24:11,909
i understand.
i set myself up for that.
514
0:24:12,201 --> 0:24:14,203
- Anyway, i believe in you.
- Thank you.
515
0:24:14,286 --> 0:24:16,705
Go. Be careful. i love you.
516
0:24:17,122 --> 0:24:19,166
- Bye.
- Bye.
517
0:24:19,249 --> 0:24:21,335
crowd Bon voyage to reality,
518
0:24:21,460 --> 0:24:24,254
and good luck
restoring the membrane
519
0:24:24,338 --> 0:24:27,490
that separates
our world from theirs
520
0:24:27,132 --> 0:24:29,176
so you don't get cellulite!
521
0:24:29,259 --> 0:24:31,110
cheering
522
0:24:31,136 --> 0:24:32,304
i guess
she's going without you.
523
0:24:32,388 --> 0:24:33,722
You're so lost, Ken.
524
0:24:33,806 --> 0:24:36,266
- laughs
- She literally asked me.
525
0:24:36,350 --> 0:24:38,477
And i was like,
"i prefer to stay here."
526
0:24:38,560 --> 0:24:39,853
Why? Are you scared?
527
0:24:39,937 --> 0:24:42,220
- No.
- laughs i bet you're scared.
528
0:24:42,106 --> 0:24:44,108
And i bet she doesn't
even want you to go.
529
0:24:44,817 --> 0:24:46,276
Well, you bet
both those things incorrectly,
530
0:24:46,360 --> 0:24:48,237
and i bet
in the opposite direction.
531
0:24:48,320 --> 0:24:49,571
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
532
0:24:49,655 --> 0:24:52,908
Which way is that?
You don't even know.
533
0:24:53,330 --> 0:24:53,951
i just don't want to leave.
534
0:24:54,760 --> 0:24:55,869
I'm trying to find reasons
not to leave.
535
0:24:55,953 --> 0:24:56,787
Please stay.
536
0:24:56,870 --> 0:24:58,330
I'm gonna miss you guys so much.
537
0:24:58,414 --> 0:25:0,958
i just wish someone could come
with me, but you can't.
538
0:25:1,410 --> 0:25:1,959
i should do this alone.
539
0:25:2,840 --> 0:25:3,794
- What bird am i thinking of?
- Parrot.
540
0:25:3,877 --> 0:25:5,379
Dolphin. i mean, no, a bird.
541
0:25:6,338 --> 0:25:7,214
Pelican.
542
0:25:7,297 --> 0:25:8,424
- Ohh.
- Man.
543
0:25:9,490 --> 0:25:10,920
We'll miss you, Barbie.
544
0:25:10,175 --> 0:25:11,635
I'll be back in no time,
with perfect feet,
545
0:25:11,802 --> 0:25:13,512
and we'll forget
that this ever happened.
546
0:25:13,595 --> 0:25:14,680
And you'll get to see
all the good work
547
0:25:14,805 --> 0:25:16,140
we've done to fix the world.
548
0:25:16,223 --> 0:25:17,891
You'll be such a hero to them.
549
0:25:17,975 --> 0:25:19,768
All those grateful,
powerful women
550
0:25:19,852 --> 0:25:22,620
who owe their wonderful lives
to Barbie.
551
0:25:22,146 --> 0:25:24,189
I'll bet every woman
will say thank you
552
0:25:24,314 --> 0:25:25,733
and give you a really big hug.
553
0:25:26,250 --> 0:25:28,944
Yes, you're right. Here i go.
554
0:25:29,695 --> 0:25:30,612
Bye.
555
0:25:31,196 --> 0:25:33,449
- Bye, Barbie.
- Bye.
556
0:25:34,992 --> 0:25:37,244
Bye, Barbie.
Good luck in reality.
557
0:25:37,327 --> 0:25:39,413
- Watch for cellulite!
- horn honks
558
0:25:39,496 --> 0:25:44,168
i went to the doctor,
i went to the mountains
559
0:25:44,293 --> 0:25:48,630
i looked to the children,
i drank from the fountains
560
0:25:49,890 --> 0:25:53,135
There's more than one answer
to these questions
561
0:25:53,218 --> 0:25:56,221
Pointing me
in a crooked line
562
0:25:56,305 --> 0:26:0,225
And the less i seek my source
for some definitive
563
0:26:0,309 --> 0:26:5,272
Closer i am to fine
564
0:26:5,355 --> 0:26:7,274
- Closer i am to fi--
- Closer i am to fi--
565
0:26:7,357 --> 0:26:9,526
- Aah!
- Aah!
566
0:26:9,610 --> 0:26:13,300
continue screaming
567
0:26:14,865 --> 0:26:16,492
panting
What are you doing here?
568
0:26:16,575 --> 0:26:17,576
I'm coming with you.
569
0:26:17,659 --> 0:26:19,953
- No. Please get out.
- i can't.
570
0:26:20,370 --> 0:26:21,580
i made a double bet with Ken,
571
0:26:21,705 --> 0:26:24,458
and you can't make me
look uncool in front of Ken.
572
0:26:24,541 --> 0:26:25,918
Ken's not cool!
573
0:26:26,430 --> 0:26:27,211
He is to me.
574
0:26:27,294 --> 0:26:28,837
You're just gonna slow me down.
575
0:26:28,962 --> 0:26:30,923
Barbie, what if there's beach?
576
0:26:31,298 --> 0:26:33,133
You'll need someone
who's a professional in that.
577
0:26:35,427 --> 0:26:36,762
Did you bring your Rollerblades?
578
0:26:37,638 --> 0:26:39,473
i literally go nowhere
without them.
579
0:26:41,160 --> 0:26:43,102
- Please?
- Okay.
580
0:26:43,185 --> 0:26:44,603
Wow. chuckling
581
0:26:44,686 --> 0:26:46,313
Let's do this.
582
0:26:46,396 --> 0:26:47,731
- Can i sit in the front?
- No.
583
0:26:49,358 --> 0:26:52,945
narrator And so Barbie and Ken
set off on their adventure
584
0:26:53,280 --> 0:26:55,300
to the Real World.
585
0:27:27,729 --> 0:27:30,230
- Barbie.
- Wow. laughs
586
0:27:30,107 --> 0:27:31,660
Yes!
587
0:27:39,533 --> 0:27:41,660
Wow. This is the Real World.
588
0:27:41,785 --> 0:27:44,163
Barbie,
i told you there'd be beach.
589
0:27:44,246 --> 0:27:44,955
Yeah.
590
0:27:45,873 --> 0:27:48,410
onlookers whistle
591
0:27:51,837 --> 0:27:52,796
Hmm.
592
0:27:52,880 --> 0:27:54,631
Oh, yeah!
593
0:27:56,967 --> 0:27:58,302
- wolf whistle
- What's going on?
594
0:27:58,385 --> 0:28:0,345
Give us a smile, blondie.
595
0:28:1,930 --> 0:28:3,348
Why are these men looking at me?
596
0:28:3,432 --> 0:28:5,142
Yeah,
they're also staring at me.
597
0:28:5,392 --> 0:28:6,435
Oh, love that!
598
0:28:7,190 --> 0:28:7,769
Wow.
599
0:28:7,853 --> 0:28:10,397
i feel kind of ill at ease,
like...
600
0:28:11,230 --> 0:28:12,524
i don't know the word for it,
but I'm...
601
0:28:12,608 --> 0:28:13,525
man Nice leotard.
602
0:28:13,609 --> 0:28:17,321
..conscious, but it's myself
that I'm conscious of.
603
0:28:17,446 --> 0:28:18,530
Ken
I'm not getting any of that.
604
0:28:18,614 --> 0:28:20,908
i feel what could only
be described as admired.
605
0:28:20,991 --> 0:28:23,760
- man Damn, girl!
- But not ogled.
606
0:28:23,160 --> 0:28:24,770
man You're hot.
607
0:28:24,161 --> 0:28:25,787
And there's no undertone
of violence.
608
0:28:25,871 --> 0:28:28,332
Mine very much has
an undertone of violence.
609
0:28:28,916 --> 0:28:30,500
Oh, look, a construction site.
610
0:28:30,626 --> 0:28:32,461
We need
that good feminine energy.
611
0:28:32,544 --> 0:28:34,755
- Yeah.
- Ladies! Yoo-hoo.
612
0:28:34,838 --> 0:28:36,757
- Oh.
- You got fries with that shake?
613
0:28:36,840 --> 0:28:38,717
If i said you had a hot body,
would you hold it against me?
614
0:28:38,800 --> 0:28:39,635
Have i died and gone to heaven?
615
0:28:39,718 --> 0:28:40,636
Is that a mirror
in your pocket?
616
0:28:40,719 --> 0:28:41,678
Baby, you are an angel.
617
0:28:41,803 --> 0:28:42,846
i can see myself in your shorts.
618
0:28:42,930 --> 0:28:44,348
i don't know exactly
what you meant
619
0:28:44,431 --> 0:28:45,849
with all of those little quips,
620
0:28:45,933 --> 0:28:47,809
but I'm picking up
on some sort of entendre,
621
0:28:47,893 --> 0:28:49,436
which appears to be double,
622
0:28:49,519 --> 0:28:51,104
and i would just like
to inform you,
623
0:28:51,188 --> 0:28:53,565
i do not have a vagina.
624
0:28:54,566 --> 0:28:56,485
And he does not have a penis.
625
0:28:56,568 --> 0:28:58,362
We don't have genitals.
626
0:28:58,445 --> 0:28:59,404
- That's okay.
- Yeah.
627
0:28:59,488 --> 0:29:0,948
- Yeah, whatever. Yeah.
- It's cool.
628
0:29:1,698 --> 0:29:3,408
i have all the genitals.
629
0:29:4,340 --> 0:29:4,868
Geez, you would think
630
0:29:4,952 --> 0:29:6,411
a construction site
at lunch time
631
0:29:6,495 --> 0:29:8,664
would be the perfect place
for a little woman power,
632
0:29:8,747 --> 0:29:11,667
but this one was so... male.
633
0:29:12,876 --> 0:29:16,338
Everything is almost like...
reversed here.
634
0:29:19,466 --> 0:29:20,384
Oh, look.
635
0:29:20,467 --> 0:29:21,510
The Supreme Court.
636
0:29:21,593 --> 0:29:23,136
- Ken They're so smart.
- Yeah.
637
0:29:23,220 --> 0:29:25,389
man Yeah, Brian, do it, bro!
638
0:29:25,472 --> 0:29:26,723
slap
639
0:29:30,644 --> 0:29:32,562
i love me a leotard.
640
0:29:32,646 --> 0:29:34,147
i love the elbow pads.
641
0:29:34,231 --> 0:29:36,233
i think we should get
some different clothes.
642
0:29:38,610 --> 0:29:39,987
We look great.
643
0:29:40,700 --> 0:29:41,571
- i love fringe.
- i love denim.
644
0:29:41,655 --> 0:29:42,948
- Ha ha ha ha!
- laughs
645
0:29:43,532 --> 0:29:44,783
Hey, man.
646
0:29:45,117 --> 0:29:47,119
You guys gotta pay
for that stuff.
647
0:29:49,913 --> 0:29:51,415
She looks even better
in more clothes.
648
0:29:51,498 --> 0:29:53,0
Because you can imagine more.
649
0:29:53,125 --> 0:29:55,252
You know what? Keep ‘em.
650
0:29:55,794 --> 0:29:58,880
Weird Barbie said i would know
how to find this girl,
651
0:29:58,171 --> 0:30:0,70
but i have no idea.
652
0:30:0,900 --> 0:30:1,490
Hmm.
653
0:30:1,133 --> 0:30:2,634
What would a smart Barbie do?
654
0:30:3,176 --> 0:30:5,530
i just need to clear my mind
so i can think.
655
0:30:5,429 --> 0:30:7,431
Who is playing with me?
656
0:30:7,514 --> 0:30:9,433
i hate it when people think.
i get so bored.
657
0:30:9,516 --> 0:30:11,810
Faster i figure it out,
the faster we get to go home.
658
0:30:12,227 --> 0:30:14,620
- What am i supposed to do?
- Ken!
659
0:30:14,187 --> 0:30:15,689
- Go for a walk or something.
- By myself?
660
0:30:15,772 --> 0:30:16,982
- Yes.
- Really? Where?
661
0:30:17,316 --> 0:30:18,358
Anywhere.
662
0:30:18,442 --> 0:30:20,277
- Can i go that way?
- Yes. Okay.
663
0:30:26,158 --> 0:30:27,617
- Don't go far.
- Okay!
664
0:30:29,369 --> 0:30:31,790
exhales
665
0:30:32,372 --> 0:30:33,457
man Excuse me, sir.
666
0:30:34,499 --> 0:30:35,542
Thanks, man.
667
0:30:46,386 --> 0:30:47,220
What's up, man?
668
0:30:48,550 --> 0:30:48,972
We've got to man up on this one.
669
0:30:49,560 --> 0:30:49,890
Great workout, man.
670
0:30:49,973 --> 0:30:51,141
men Men, men, men.
671
0:30:51,224 --> 0:30:53,810
- You're the man!
- No, you're the man!
672
0:30:53,894 --> 0:30:55,228
Men, men, men.
673
0:31:1,610 --> 0:31:3,111
horse neighs
674
0:31:5,322 --> 0:31:8,330
Based on the ROI,
we are exceeding expectations.
675
0:31:8,116 --> 0:31:9,201
Good stuff.
676
0:31:9,284 --> 0:31:10,118
I'm not worried about it.
677
0:31:10,202 --> 0:31:11,912
Not now, Margaret.
Let's shake on this.
678
0:31:11,995 --> 0:31:12,996
We are gonna make
a lot of money.
679
0:31:13,800 --> 0:31:14,390
We are officially important.
680
0:31:14,122 --> 0:31:15,707
- businessmen laugh
- Mm-hmm.
681
0:31:29,388 --> 0:31:30,347
gunshot
682
0:31:37,104 --> 0:31:38,397
Yes!
683
0:32:46,60 --> 0:32:47,900
That felt...
684
0:32:48,341 --> 0:32:50,844
..achy, but good.
685
0:32:52,387 --> 0:32:54,389
chatter
686
0:32:59,478 --> 0:33:1,396
man I'm just trying
to make this work.
687
0:33:1,480 --> 0:33:2,856
woman
How, by calling me a lunatic?
688
0:33:2,939 --> 0:33:4,524
That's not
how you make things work.
689
0:33:4,608 --> 0:33:5,692
i don't know what this is all--
690
0:33:19,581 --> 0:33:21,917
men conversing indistinctly
691
0:33:45,482 --> 0:33:47,670
You're so beautiful.
692
0:33:48,485 --> 0:33:49,945
i Know it.
693
0:33:54,241 --> 0:33:55,325
chuckles
694
0:33:56,868 --> 0:33:59,790
Barbie! Barbie!
695
0:33:59,162 --> 0:33:59,996
Yes!
696
0:34:0,455 --> 0:34:1,122
both I've got it!
697
0:34:1,206 --> 0:34:2,165
Oh, what do you got?
698
0:34:2,249 --> 0:34:3,667
- You go first.
- No, no, you go.
699
0:34:3,833 --> 0:34:5,126
- We'll go at the same time.
- Okay.
700
0:34:5,585 --> 0:34:7,337
- She's at school.
- Men rule the world!
701
0:34:7,796 --> 0:34:9,172
- What was that?
- The kid's at the school?
702
0:34:9,256 --> 0:34:10,215
But what did you say?
703
0:34:10,298 --> 0:34:11,591
- Nothing.
- Okay.
704
0:34:11,675 --> 0:34:13,593
- Well, let's go to the school.
- Okay!
705
0:34:13,677 --> 0:34:15,136
Now, come on.
706
0:34:30,235 --> 0:34:32,237
phone rings
707
0:34:32,821 --> 0:34:34,698
- Hello.
- This is Dan of the FBI.
708
0:34:34,864 --> 0:34:36,241
Oh. This is Aaron at Mattel.
709
0:34:36,324 --> 0:34:37,993
i don't give a flying squirrel
who you are, Aaron.
710
0:34:38,760 --> 0:34:39,869
- What are you, like an intern?
- No, I'm--
711
0:34:39,953 --> 0:34:41,538
Two of your dolls
have gotten loose.
712
0:34:41,621 --> 0:34:42,622
Impossible.
713
0:34:42,706 --> 0:34:44,820
- How do you know?
- Don't sass me, Aaron.
714
0:34:44,165 --> 0:34:46,459
Couple of blondes,
answering to Barbie and Ken.
715
0:34:46,585 --> 0:34:48,30
Rollerblading in Santa Monica.
716
0:34:48,860 --> 0:34:50,130
We're gonna need Mattel's help
landing the eagle.
717
0:34:50,213 --> 0:34:51,631
Don't crap the bed, Aaron!
718
0:34:51,715 --> 0:34:52,632
i won't.
719
0:34:52,716 --> 0:34:53,717
Dan hangs up
720
0:34:55,302 --> 0:34:56,803
This is bad. This is really bad.
721
0:34:57,345 --> 0:34:59,306
- What?
- Th-this happened before.
722
0:34:59,598 --> 0:35:0,515
What? When?
723
0:35:0,599 --> 0:35:2,934
i heard about ten years ago,
a woman named Skipper
724
0:35:3,590 --> 0:35:4,811
turned up at some family's home
in Key West.
725
0:35:4,894 --> 0:35:6,688
Asked to babysit the kids.
726
0:35:6,813 --> 0:35:8,315
She then tried to take
their toddler surfing.
727
0:35:8,398 --> 0:35:9,399
- Geez.
- i know.
728
0:35:9,482 --> 0:35:10,984
They were able to straighten
it out, keep it under wraps,
729
0:35:11,670 --> 0:35:13,612
but this is serious.
730
0:35:14,154 --> 0:35:16,197
- I'm going all the way up.
- No one goes all the way up.
731
0:35:16,281 --> 0:35:18,283
- i have to.
- You may never come back.
732
0:35:19,909 --> 0:35:20,910
i Know.
733
0:35:26,499 --> 0:35:28,251
humming
734
0:35:30,879 --> 0:35:34,341
Closer i am to fine
735
0:35:34,424 --> 0:35:36,801
humming
Oh.
736
0:35:36,885 --> 0:35:38,637
- Hey.
- Oh, hi, Aaron.
737
0:35:38,720 --> 0:35:40,138
- New drawings?
- Yeah.
738
0:35:40,221 --> 0:35:43,160
i just started drawing
these weird designs.
739
0:35:43,990 --> 0:35:44,392
These are different.
740
0:35:44,476 --> 0:35:46,478
It's Irrepressible
Thoughts of Death Barbie.
741
0:35:47,312 --> 0:35:48,897
Full Body Cellulite Barbie.
742
0:35:49,397 --> 0:35:50,815
Crippling Shame Barbie.
743
0:35:51,524 --> 0:35:54,402
Okay. Listen, i have to
speak to the top brass.
744
0:35:54,486 --> 0:35:55,570
- No.
- i must.
745
0:35:55,654 --> 0:35:56,863
- No.
- I'm going to.
746
0:35:56,946 --> 0:35:59,115
Aaron, they're
in a big corporate idea sesh.
747
0:35:59,199 --> 0:36:0,241
No one is to be admitted.
748
0:36:0,367 --> 0:36:2,285
- Aaron! Aaron! Aaron, stop!
- Always be empowering girls.
749
0:36:2,369 --> 0:36:3,370
Always!
750
0:36:3,495 --> 0:36:5,497
- But what do we really sell?
- I'll tell you what.
751
0:36:5,622 --> 0:36:6,915
- receptionist Aaron.
- We sell dreams.
752
0:36:7,248 --> 0:36:9,420
And imagination!
753
0:36:9,918 --> 0:36:11,628
And sparkle!
754
0:36:12,30 --> 0:36:13,380
i get excited. I'm passionate.
755
0:36:13,463 --> 0:36:16,132
And when you think of sparkle,
what do you think of after that?
756
0:36:16,508 --> 0:36:17,759
Female agency.
757
0:36:18,843 --> 0:36:19,594
Excuse me.
758
0:36:20,887 --> 0:36:23,980
- Who are you?
- Aaron Dinkins, sir.
759
0:36:23,181 --> 0:36:25,141
We're in the middle of a major
sit-down here, Aaron Dinkins.
760
0:36:25,225 --> 0:36:26,935
i think you're gonna want
to hear this, sir.
761
0:36:27,180 --> 0:36:28,269
Can you just e-mail it?
762
0:36:28,353 --> 0:36:29,938
And you can send it me EOD.
763
0:36:30,210 --> 0:36:31,106
whispers End of day.
764
0:36:31,981 --> 0:36:32,857
- That's cool.
- Yeah.
765
0:36:32,941 --> 0:36:35,694
May i put it in a whisper, sir?
766
0:36:36,277 --> 0:36:37,362
Fine. Whisper me.
767
0:36:42,701 --> 0:36:44,244
whispers
768
0:36:48,331 --> 0:36:50,291
whispering
769
0:36:53,920 --> 0:36:54,713
Huh.
770
0:36:55,880 --> 0:36:58,70
whispering
771
0:37:0,552 --> 0:37:1,970
No! No!
772
0:37:2,530 --> 0:37:4,130
Aah! Aah! No.
773
0:37:4,970 --> 0:37:5,515
- Get the chair!
- Take the cart.
774
0:37:5,598 --> 0:37:6,391
We're okay.
775
0:37:8,590 --> 0:37:9,519
- You all right?
- He's okay.
776
0:37:9,602 --> 0:37:10,895
- Okay.
- He's okay.
777
0:37:11,604 --> 0:37:12,939
exhales
778
0:37:14,107 --> 0:37:16,670
It's a repeat
of Skipper in Key West.
779
0:37:16,151 --> 0:37:19,863
And with all due respect,
that was Skipper, sir.
780
0:37:19,946 --> 0:37:22,490
This is... Barbie.
781
0:37:25,326 --> 0:37:26,202
If this got out
782
0:37:26,286 --> 0:37:28,830
that our dolls were coming
to Los Angeles from Barbie Land
783
0:37:28,913 --> 0:37:31,458
as life-size versions
of themselves...
784
0:37:32,542 --> 0:37:34,294
roaming the Earth...
785
0:37:35,587 --> 0:37:37,630
...this would be very bad.
786
0:37:37,922 --> 0:37:39,924
Barbie in the Real World?
787
0:37:41,134 --> 0:37:42,135
That's impossible.
788
0:37:42,218 --> 0:37:44,929
We've got a definite situation
on our hands.
789
0:37:45,130 --> 0:37:46,848
Catastrophic!
790
0:37:47,182 --> 0:37:49,309
- i can't stress that enough!
- What?
791
0:37:50,226 --> 0:37:52,103
- What's your name again?
- Aaron Dinkins, sir.
792
0:37:52,187 --> 0:37:53,396
- Aaron Dickinson?
- Dinkins.
793
0:37:53,480 --> 0:37:54,314
Yes! Aaron.
794
0:37:54,397 --> 0:37:56,107
Is Barbie Land
like an alternate reality
795
0:37:56,191 --> 0:37:58,902
or is it like a place
where your imagination--
796
0:37:58,985 --> 0:38:0,280
all Yes!
797
0:38:0,111 --> 0:38:0,820
Okay.
798
0:38:0,904 --> 0:38:4,157
Think of it as a town
in Sweden, Aaron Dinkins.
799
0:38:4,824 --> 0:38:5,742
all Sweden.
800
0:38:6,117 --> 0:38:7,760
Right.
801
0:38:9,370 --> 0:38:10,622
How much do you weigh?
802
0:38:10,747 --> 0:38:11,956
Doesn't matter.
803
0:38:12,832 --> 0:38:14,250
Sounds like a job for the box.
804
0:38:14,542 --> 0:38:18,922
No one rests until this doll
is back in a box.
805
0:38:19,255 --> 0:38:20,215
bell rings
806
0:38:20,298 --> 0:38:21,674
Look, Davy Crockett
Junior High School,
807
0:38:21,800 --> 0:38:23,920
just like i saw in my vision.
808
0:38:23,218 --> 0:38:24,511
A man on a horse.
809
0:38:24,594 --> 0:38:26,346
i started to get all these
weirdo feelings.
810
0:38:26,429 --> 0:38:29,224
Like, i have fear
with no specific object.
811
0:38:29,307 --> 0:38:31,184
- What is that?
- It's anxiety.
812
0:38:31,267 --> 0:38:33,561
i have it too.
They're just awful at this age.
813
0:38:33,686 --> 0:38:35,230
i feel amazing.
814
0:38:35,313 --> 0:38:37,273
That's because kids don't
take it out on the dads.
815
0:38:37,565 --> 0:38:39,818
She's gotta be here somewhere.
816
0:38:39,943 --> 0:38:41,152
i need to find her soon.
817
0:38:41,236 --> 0:38:42,487
I'm just gonna pop
into the library
818
0:38:42,570 --> 0:38:44,614
and see if i can find
any books on trucks.
819
0:38:44,697 --> 0:38:46,740
Okay, just don't get in trouble.
820
0:38:46,199 --> 0:38:47,408
i won't!
821
0:38:54,249 --> 0:38:57,10
no audible dialogue
822
0:38:57,877 --> 0:38:58,920
exhales
823
0:39:1,589 --> 0:39:3,490
What are you doing?
824
0:39:3,132 --> 0:39:5,844
Oh, uh,
what's that girl's name?
825
0:39:6,261 --> 0:39:7,303
That's Sasha.
826
0:39:7,512 --> 0:39:9,130
- Hey, Sasha!
- Don't talk to her.
827
0:39:9,138 --> 0:39:12,433
Sasha can talk to you,
but you can never talk to Sasha.
828
0:39:12,517 --> 0:39:14,769
- She'll crush you.
- Don't worry.
829
0:39:14,853 --> 0:39:16,938
Everyone really likes me
and thinks I'm cool and pretty.
830
0:39:18,220 --> 0:39:18,898
Huh.
831
0:39:18,982 --> 0:39:19,899
Thank you.
832
0:39:23,152 --> 0:39:27,310
Hey, ladies. Sasha, what's up?
833
0:39:29,492 --> 0:39:30,285
Who are you?
834
0:39:30,368 --> 0:39:31,870
laughs
835
0:39:33,204 --> 0:39:36,499
I'm only your favorite woman
of all time.
836
0:39:36,624 --> 0:39:38,10
Barbie!
837
0:39:39,836 --> 0:39:41,546
You really think you're Barbie?
838
0:39:42,338 --> 0:39:43,548
- Yeah.
- She's crazy.
839
0:39:43,631 --> 0:39:45,490
Do you think she escaped
from like an insane asylum?
840
0:39:45,133 --> 0:39:47,510
So you're like Barbie Barbie?
Like a professional bimbo?
841
0:39:47,594 --> 0:39:49,137
No. Barbie's not a bimbo.
842
0:39:49,220 --> 0:39:51,306
Barbie is a doctor and a lawyer
and a senator
843
0:39:51,389 --> 0:39:53,141
and a Nobel Prize winner.
844
0:39:53,224 --> 0:39:54,767
You're a Nobel Prize winner?
845
0:39:54,851 --> 0:39:58,438
Not me, but Barbie is.
846
0:39:58,521 --> 0:39:59,564
Yeah.
847
0:39:59,647 --> 0:40:2,775
Aren't you guys gonna thank me
and give me a big hug?
848
0:40:5,278 --> 0:40:7,300
For being your favorite toy.
849
0:40:7,113 --> 0:40:8,197
We haven't played with Barbie
850
0:40:8,281 --> 0:40:9,866
since we were
like five years old.
851
0:40:10,408 --> 0:40:12,760
Yeah, i hated dolls with hair.
852
0:40:12,160 --> 0:40:14,454
i mean, I'd play with Barbie,
but it was like the last resort.
853
0:40:14,537 --> 0:40:15,663
i loved Barbie.
854
0:40:15,747 --> 0:40:16,539
clears throat
855
0:40:16,623 --> 0:40:17,665
Oh.
856
0:40:17,749 --> 0:40:20,840
Anyways, even then
it was horrible for us.
857
0:40:20,209 --> 0:40:21,210
It was horrible?
858
0:40:22,670 --> 0:40:23,630
Why?
859
0:40:24,880 --> 0:40:25,340
- Come on, Sasha.
- Give it to her.
860
0:40:25,423 --> 0:40:26,466
Destroy Barbie.
861
0:40:27,800 --> 0:40:30,803
Okay, Barbie, let's do this.
862
0:40:31,596 --> 0:40:33,598
You've been making women
feel bad about themselves
863
0:40:33,681 --> 0:40:34,849
since you were invented.
864
0:40:34,933 --> 0:40:36,601
i think you have that
the wrong way around.
865
0:40:36,726 --> 0:40:39,270
You represent everything wrong
with our culture.
866
0:40:39,354 --> 0:40:42,565
Sexualized capitalism,
unrealistic physical ideals...
867
0:40:42,649 --> 0:40:45,902
No, no, no. You're describing
something stereotypical.
868
0:40:45,985 --> 0:40:48,863
Barbie is so much more
than that.
869
0:40:48,947 --> 0:40:50,406
Look at yourself.
870
0:40:51,282 --> 0:40:54,118
Well, i am technically
Stereotypical Barbie.
871
0:40:54,202 --> 0:40:56,829
You set the feminist movement
back 50 years.
872
0:40:56,913 --> 0:40:58,790
You destroyed
girls' innate sense of worth
873
0:40:58,873 --> 0:40:59,916
and you are killing the planet
874
0:41:0,410 --> 0:41:2,293
with your glorification
of rampant consumerism.
875
0:41:2,377 --> 0:41:6,756
No, I'm supposed to help you
and make you happy and powerful.
876
0:41:6,839 --> 0:41:8,383
Oh, i am powerful.
877
0:41:8,466 --> 0:41:10,677
And until you showed up here
and declared yourself Barbie,
878
0:41:10,802 --> 0:41:13,221
i hadn't thought about you
in years, you fascist!
879
0:41:17,433 --> 0:41:19,185
Oh. Um...
880
0:41:20,610 --> 0:41:21,620
Okay.
881
0:41:21,521 --> 0:41:24,230
It's happening again.
laughing i have to--
882
0:41:24,107 --> 0:41:25,900
Will you excuse me?
883
0:41:25,984 --> 0:41:28,236
It was really nice
talking to you.
884
0:41:35,576 --> 0:41:36,995
They never listen.
885
0:41:50,883 --> 0:41:52,510
Excuse me, Sir,
do you have the time?
886
0:41:53,428 --> 0:41:54,679
You respect me.
887
0:41:54,804 --> 0:41:56,848
Sorry, no,
do you know what time it is?
888
0:41:57,598 --> 0:41:59,183
No, i do not.
889
0:41:59,267 --> 0:42:0,601
laughs
890
0:42:0,685 --> 0:42:1,561
Okay.
891
0:42:1,644 --> 0:42:3,521
Why didn't Barbie tell me
about patriarchy,
892
0:42:3,604 --> 0:42:4,981
which, to my understanding,
893
0:42:5,640 --> 0:42:7,275
is where men and horses
run everything?
894
0:42:7,692 --> 0:42:9,270
Sure.
895
0:42:9,110 --> 0:42:10,903
i shall seek my fortune there.
896
0:42:10,987 --> 0:42:13,906
All right. So...
897
0:42:13,990 --> 0:42:15,491
I'll take a high-level,
high-paying job
898
0:42:15,575 --> 0:42:16,534
with influence, please.
899
0:42:16,617 --> 0:42:17,952
Okay,
you'll need at least a MBA.
900
0:42:18,360 --> 0:42:19,454
And a lot of our people
have PhDs.
901
0:42:19,537 --> 0:42:20,538
Isn't being a man enough?
902
0:42:20,621 --> 0:42:22,582
Actually, right now,
it's kind of the opposite.
903
0:42:22,665 --> 0:42:25,626
You guys are clearly not doing
patriarchy very well.
904
0:42:25,793 --> 0:42:27,837
laughing No! No. We're...
905
0:42:28,880 --> 0:42:32,300
We're doing it well, yeah.
We just... hide it better now.
906
0:42:32,425 --> 0:42:33,593
Oh.
907
0:42:34,302 --> 0:42:37,680
No, i won't let you do
just one appendectomy.
908
0:42:37,805 --> 0:42:39,182
- But I'm aman.
- But not a doctor.
909
0:42:39,265 --> 0:42:40,266
- Please?
- No.
910
0:42:40,349 --> 0:42:42,351
- Can i talk to a doctor?
- You are talking to a doctor.
911
0:42:42,435 --> 0:42:43,895
- Can you get me a coffee?
- No.
912
0:42:43,978 --> 0:42:44,979
- And i need a clicky pen.
- No.
913
0:42:45,630 --> 0:42:46,640
- And a white coat.
- No.
914
0:42:46,147 --> 0:42:46,939
- And a sharp thing.
- No.
915
0:42:47,650 --> 0:42:49,250
- There he is. Doctor!
- Somebody get security.
916
0:42:49,108 --> 0:42:51,277
I'd like to apply
for your job of beach.
917
0:42:51,360 --> 0:42:52,862
So, you want to be a lifeguard?
918
0:42:52,945 --> 0:42:55,615
Oh. I'm not trained
to go over there.
919
0:42:55,698 --> 0:42:57,617
I'm trained to stand
confidently right here.
920
0:42:57,700 --> 0:42:59,368
There's nobody in danger here.
921
0:42:59,452 --> 0:43:1,954
And even if there were,
I'm not trained to save them.
922
0:43:2,380 --> 0:43:3,810
Then i can't hire you.
923
0:43:3,164 --> 0:43:5,249
i can't even beach here!
924
0:43:7,335 --> 0:43:9,295
sobbing
925
0:43:9,378 --> 0:43:11,589
She thinks I'm a fascist?
926
0:43:11,672 --> 0:43:16,385
i don't control the railways
or the flow of commerce.
927
0:43:18,471 --> 0:43:19,555
- There you are.
- Oh, no.
928
0:43:19,639 --> 0:43:20,807
That went terrible.
929
0:43:20,890 --> 0:43:24,936
i need to find somewhere where
i can start patriarchy fresh.
930
0:43:28,606 --> 0:43:29,649
Miss Barbie?
931
0:43:29,816 --> 0:43:31,150
It's just Barbie.
932
0:43:31,234 --> 0:43:32,902
We're gonna need you
to come with us.
933
0:43:32,985 --> 0:43:33,986
Oh.
934
0:43:34,904 --> 0:43:36,572
- Who are you?
- We're Mattel.
935
0:43:36,656 --> 0:43:38,491
- Mattel?
- Mattel.
936
0:43:38,574 --> 0:43:40,243
Oh, thank goodness!
937
0:43:40,326 --> 0:43:42,286
I've gotta talk
to somebody in charge.
938
0:43:42,370 --> 0:43:43,746
Everything is backwards here.
939
0:43:43,830 --> 0:43:45,623
Men look at me
like I'm an object.
940
0:43:45,706 --> 0:43:47,830
Girls hate me.
941
0:43:47,208 --> 0:43:49,544
Everyone thinks I'm crazy,
and i keep getting arrested.
942
0:43:49,627 --> 0:43:50,920
Need you to step this way,
ma'am.
943
0:43:51,30 --> 0:43:52,338
i also just learned to cry.
944
0:43:52,421 --> 0:43:54,674
First, i got one tear
and then i got a whole bunch.
945
0:43:54,841 --> 0:43:56,425
What do i do?
Do i follow Barbie
946
0:43:56,509 --> 0:43:58,427
into that scary unmarked
black truck car?
947
0:43:59,303 --> 0:44:1,556
A truck car
I'd like to have, actually.
948
0:44:2,265 --> 0:44:5,351
You're right, she's fine.
It's Mattel.
949
0:44:5,434 --> 0:44:6,394
- Yeah.
- i know.
950
0:44:6,686 --> 0:44:7,687
I'll go to Barbie Land,
951
0:44:7,812 --> 0:44:9,105
and I'll tell the Kens
what I've learned.
952
0:44:9,188 --> 0:44:10,439
Oh, it's going to be beautiful!
953
0:44:10,523 --> 0:44:11,399
Ha ha ha!
954
0:44:11,524 --> 0:44:12,358
Okay.
955
0:44:12,441 --> 0:44:14,235
- Back to Barbie Land.
- Let's go that way.
956
0:44:15,695 --> 0:44:17,530
- Hi, Bunny Boo-Boo.
- Don't call me that.
957
0:44:17,613 --> 0:44:20,366
Sorry. I'm off early
because of a crisis at work,
958
0:44:20,449 --> 0:44:23,202
but i thought we could
go get some soft serve.
959
0:44:23,286 --> 0:44:25,580
Thank God
they arrested that nutjob.
960
0:44:25,663 --> 0:44:26,831
Um, um...
961
0:44:26,914 --> 0:44:29,830
that reality-challenged woman.
962
0:44:29,250 --> 0:44:30,418
She thinks she's Barbie.
963
0:44:30,501 --> 0:44:31,586
Wait, what did you say?
964
0:44:31,919 --> 0:44:34,881
She thinks she's Barbie.
She's like fully convinced.
965
0:44:36,900 --> 0:44:38,217
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
966
0:44:38,301 --> 0:44:39,927
Mom. Mom!
967
0:44:40,887 --> 0:44:42,847
Mom, get back in the car!
968
0:44:44,640 --> 0:44:46,100
Sasha Are you kidding me?
969
0:44:47,852 --> 0:44:48,853
Mom!
970
0:44:50,938 --> 0:44:54,525
Mattel! Of course it was
you guys that brought me here.
971
0:44:54,609 --> 0:44:56,569
Because it definitely wasn't
that Sasha girl.
972
0:44:57,945 --> 0:45:0,720
Thanks for the ride.
This has been so much fun.
973
0:45:0,156 --> 0:45:3,409
gasps
Wow, the mothership!
974
0:45:7,955 --> 0:45:10,333
- Barbie!
- We're so happy to see you.
975
0:45:10,416 --> 0:45:11,209
Hi!
976
0:45:11,292 --> 0:45:12,585
Would you like
some mineral water?
977
0:45:12,668 --> 0:45:13,878
Yes, thank you.
978
0:45:13,961 --> 0:45:15,296
Oh, thanks.
979
0:45:17,882 --> 0:45:19,842
I'm not used to that
having anything in it.
980
0:45:19,926 --> 0:45:21,928
laughter
981
0:45:24,130 --> 0:45:24,680
Thank you.
982
0:45:24,972 --> 0:45:26,474
So, we've been very anxious
983
0:45:26,599 --> 0:45:28,170
to get some quality
face-time with you.
984
0:45:28,100 --> 0:45:29,518
Of course.
So what can i do
985
0:45:29,602 --> 0:45:31,896
to repair the rift
in the space-time continuum,
986
0:45:31,979 --> 0:45:33,689
get my feet back,
and that one cellulite gone,
987
0:45:33,856 --> 0:45:36,359
and just generally not
turn into Weird Barbie?
988
0:45:36,442 --> 0:45:38,819
We have been discussing
that very topic.
989
0:45:38,903 --> 0:45:39,654
snap
990
0:45:39,779 --> 0:45:42,323
If you're agreeable to it,
we would love it
991
0:45:42,406 --> 0:45:46,118
if you could just get
into that giant box.
992
0:45:49,380 --> 0:45:50,873
Get into the box and you'll go
back to Barbie Land.
993
0:45:50,957 --> 0:45:53,376
And everything will be
as it was.
994
0:45:53,834 --> 0:45:55,920
You know what? We should
probably get Ken first.
995
0:45:56,30 --> 0:45:58,130
- Ken?
- Ken.
996
0:45:58,214 --> 0:45:59,590
You know, Ken. Barbie and Ken.
997
0:46:1,217 --> 0:46:3,427
- Yes, Ken. Yeah.
- Get the guy. Yeah.
998
0:46:5,388 --> 0:46:8,557
Back to Barbie Land!
Ha ha ha ha!
999
0:46:8,641 --> 0:46:10,226
I'm gonna be sick.
I'm gonna be sick. retches
1000
0:46:11,102 --> 0:46:14,210
Ken isn't something
we're worried about.
1001
0:46:14,939 --> 0:46:15,856
Ever.
1002
0:46:16,274 --> 0:46:18,442
Okay, I'll just, um,
I'll get in the box then.
1003
0:46:18,526 --> 0:46:19,860
All right. Yes.
1004
0:46:21,404 --> 0:46:23,447
Oh. But since i came
all this way,
1005
0:46:23,531 --> 0:46:25,449
could i just meet
the woman in charge,
1006
0:46:25,533 --> 0:46:27,340
your CEO?
1007
0:46:27,785 --> 0:46:28,995
That would be me.
1008
0:46:29,120 --> 0:46:30,413
- Oh. Your CFO.
- Me.
1009
0:46:30,496 --> 0:46:31,789
- Your COO.
- Here.
1010
0:46:31,872 --> 0:46:32,832
President
of the Barbie division.
1011
0:46:32,915 --> 0:46:34,375
- Present.
- I'm aman with no power.
1012
0:46:34,500 --> 0:46:36,20
Does that make me a woman?
1013
0:46:36,627 --> 0:46:38,337
Are any women in charge?
1014
0:46:39,880 --> 0:46:42,425
Listen, i know exactly
where you're going with this,
1015
0:46:42,508 --> 0:46:45,136
and i have to say
i really resent it.
1016
0:46:45,219 --> 0:46:47,972
We are a company
literally made of women.
1017
0:46:48,550 --> 0:46:50,141
We had a woman CEO in the '90s.
1018
0:46:50,599 --> 0:46:52,768
And there was another one...
1019
0:46:53,602 --> 0:46:56,314
...at some other time.
1020
0:46:57,857 --> 0:47:0,401
So that's--
that's two right there.
1021
0:47:0,693 --> 0:47:4,739
Women are the freaking
foundation of this very long
1022
0:47:4,864 --> 0:47:6,324
phallic building.
1023
0:47:6,407 --> 0:47:9,118
We have gender neutral bathrooms
up the wazoo.
1024
0:47:9,201 --> 0:47:12,380
Every single one of these men
love women.
1025
0:47:12,121 --> 0:47:13,664
I'm ason of a mother.
1026
0:47:14,123 --> 0:47:15,624
I'm the mother of a son.
1027
0:47:16,584 --> 0:47:19,211
I'm... I'm the nephew
of a woman aunt.
1028
0:47:20,379 --> 0:47:21,839
Some of my best friends
are Jewish.
1029
0:47:23,841 --> 0:47:25,468
What I'm trying to Say is...
1030
0:47:26,177 --> 0:47:27,970
Get in the box, you Jezebel!
1031
0:47:28,540 --> 0:47:29,550
gasping
1032
0:47:29,138 --> 0:47:30,681
What? i can't say Jezebel now?
1033
0:47:30,806 --> 0:47:33,184
i haven't been in a box in ages.
1034
0:47:33,476 --> 0:47:34,977
See? It's easy.
1035
0:47:36,520 --> 0:47:37,480
Oh, okay.
1036
0:47:39,106 --> 0:47:42,109
Oh, my gosh.
i remember this smell.
1037
0:47:42,193 --> 0:47:44,278
I'm having a real
Proustian flashback.
1038
0:47:44,362 --> 0:47:47,531
Remember Proust Barbie?
That did not sell very well.
1039
0:47:54,872 --> 0:47:55,706
Oh, hi.
1040
0:47:55,831 --> 0:47:58,292
You know what?
Um, before i get in the box,
1041
0:47:58,417 --> 0:47:59,502
could i just run to the restroom
1042
0:47:59,585 --> 0:48:1,295
and make sure
my hair is perfect?
1043
0:48:1,379 --> 0:48:2,588
Fine.
Can you be speedy about it?
1044
0:48:2,671 --> 0:48:3,464
Mm-hmm.
1045
0:48:4,882 --> 0:48:6,550
- Down this way?
- It's just down the hallway.
1046
0:48:6,842 --> 0:48:8,761
- Thank you.
- On the right.
1047
0:48:12,807 --> 0:48:14,600
Mattel CEO i guess she really
had to go to the bathroom.
1048
0:48:14,683 --> 0:48:15,893
alarm blares
1049
0:48:15,976 --> 0:48:17,144
Get that Barbie!
1050
0:48:19,438 --> 0:48:21,649
Don't you dare push that button.
Let me push it.
1051
0:48:22,983 --> 0:48:25,403
alarm continues
1052
0:48:26,529 --> 0:48:28,239
i said get that Barbie!
1053
0:48:30,282 --> 0:48:31,784
Where's Barbie?
1054
0:48:32,576 --> 0:48:33,744
I'm gaining on you.
1055
0:48:35,704 --> 0:48:36,705
I'll capture you.
1056
0:48:38,290 --> 0:48:39,458
both scream
1057
0:48:41,627 --> 0:48:42,336
Barbie!
1058
0:48:42,420 --> 0:48:44,213
It's quicker to go
over the cubicles.
1059
0:48:45,297 --> 0:48:46,841
- It's quicker.
- Sure.
1060
0:48:49,343 --> 0:48:50,386
Aah!
1061
0:48:52,179 --> 0:48:53,472
Get that Barbie!
1062
0:48:54,223 --> 0:48:55,641
- Barbie!
- Damn it, Barbie!
1063
0:48:55,975 --> 0:48:56,976
Barbie!
1064
0:48:57,268 --> 0:48:59,145
I'm gonna get you! Barbie!
1065
0:49:8,904 --> 0:49:9,864
Oh!
1066
0:49:15,453 --> 0:49:17,496
footsteps
1067
0:49:29,425 --> 0:49:31,469
Don't worry. You're safe here.
1068
0:49:32,970 --> 0:49:34,472
What is this place?
1069
0:49:35,140 --> 0:49:39,226
chuckles i always find
i think best at kitchen tables.
1070
0:49:42,438 --> 0:49:43,481
Tea?
1071
0:49:44,398 --> 0:49:46,192
Uh, yes, please.
1072
0:49:51,300 --> 0:49:52,740
So a woman does work here.
1073
0:49:53,491 --> 0:49:56,368
Oh, sweetie,
we do more than work here.
1074
0:50:4,10 --> 0:50:5,252
Thank you.
1075
0:50:25,481 --> 0:50:26,607
What?
1076
0:50:27,525 --> 0:50:29,151
It's because i don't know
how to drink tea?
1077
0:50:29,527 --> 0:50:32,363
No. You look different.
1078
0:50:33,155 --> 0:50:37,760
It's not how i normally look.
i usually look perfect.
1079
0:50:38,202 --> 0:50:39,161
i don't know.
1080
0:50:39,995 --> 0:50:42,390
i think you're just right.
1081
0:50:49,797 --> 0:50:52,490
The Real World isn't
what i thought it was.
1082
0:50:53,259 --> 0:50:54,385
It never is.
1083
0:50:54,468 --> 0:50:56,345
And isn't that marvelous?
1084
0:50:58,550 --> 0:50:59,848
Who are you?
1085
0:51:1,100 --> 0:51:3,102
Mattel CEO Which way did she go?
Who saw her last?
1086
0:51:3,185 --> 0:51:5,271
If you go through that closet,
1087
0:51:5,354 --> 0:51:8,230
you'll find a stairwell
down to the lobby.
1088
0:51:8,399 --> 0:51:9,358
Okay.
1089
0:51:12,403 --> 0:51:14,405
Thank you, um...
1090
0:51:15,614 --> 0:51:16,907
Ruth.
1091
0:51:17,783 --> 0:51:19,702
Ruth. Thank you, Ruth.
1092
0:51:20,578 --> 0:51:22,246
You're welcome, Barbie.
1093
0:51:27,876 --> 0:51:29,920
alarm blares
1094
0:51:36,260 --> 0:51:37,219
elevator door dings
1095
0:51:39,130 --> 0:51:40,347
Oh, we got her! There she is!
1096
0:51:43,267 --> 0:51:44,768
- Key card!
- Key card.
1097
0:51:44,852 --> 0:51:46,145
i don't have my key card.
1098
0:51:48,314 --> 0:51:49,607
Get in!
1099
0:51:54,737 --> 0:51:57,156
Now! Get in now!
1100
0:51:57,239 --> 0:51:57,990
door opens
1101
0:51:58,730 --> 0:51:59,330
- Come on.
- Oh.
1102
0:52:0,159 --> 0:52:0,993
Aah!
1103
0:52:3,287 --> 0:52:5,998
Oh, no! Now we're never
gonna get Barbie!
1104
0:52:6,810 --> 0:52:7,291
Oh, we didn't need it!
1105
0:52:7,416 --> 0:52:8,542
Barbie!
1106
0:52:9,293 --> 0:52:10,544
Let's form a plan here.
1107
0:52:11,629 --> 0:52:14,882
i would normally have shotgun.
I'll go in the first one.
1108
0:52:15,466 --> 0:52:16,133
Hang on.
1109
0:52:18,344 --> 0:52:19,345
Aah!
1110
0:52:19,470 --> 0:52:20,679
God, i hope
nobody from school saw us
1111
0:52:20,804 --> 0:52:22,348
put a life-size Barbie
in Our car.
1112
0:52:22,431 --> 0:52:24,183
- How did this even happen?
- i don't know.
1113
0:52:24,266 --> 0:52:26,143
How are you here?
You're like an idea.
1114
0:52:26,226 --> 0:52:27,311
A great idea.
1115
0:52:27,394 --> 0:52:30,397
So, I've been
a little lonely lately.
1116
0:52:30,481 --> 0:52:31,690
And i found those Barbies
we used to play with...
1117
0:52:31,815 --> 0:52:33,984
- i thought we gave those away.
- i started playing with them.
1118
0:52:34,680 --> 0:52:36,362
And making drawings
like we used to do. Remember?
1119
0:52:36,445 --> 0:52:37,821
Because i thought
it would be joyful.
1120
0:52:37,905 --> 0:52:39,198
- Was it?
- No, it wasn't.
1121
0:52:39,323 --> 0:52:40,741
i got sad and weird,
1122
0:52:40,824 --> 0:52:42,660
and then the drawings
got sad and weird,
1123
0:52:42,743 --> 0:52:45,370
and maybe
because i couldn't be like you,
1124
0:52:45,120 --> 0:52:46,664
i ended up making you like me.
1125
0:52:48,415 --> 0:52:50,840
Did any of these drawings
by chance
1126
0:52:50,167 --> 0:52:52,211
have thoughts
of death and cellulite?
1127
0:52:52,878 --> 0:52:55,673
Yes! Irrepressible
Thoughts of Death Barbie.
1128
0:52:55,798 --> 0:52:58,133
- Oh, my God!
- And Cellulite!
1129
0:52:58,258 --> 0:53:0,302
both gasp
1130
0:53:1,804 --> 0:53:3,889
- i came for you!
- You came for me!
1131
0:53:4,431 --> 0:53:6,433
Those were your memories.
1132
0:53:32,501 --> 0:53:35,963
Sasha, echoing Hello. Hello?
1133
0:53:36,213 --> 0:53:38,340
Hello! Are you two,
like, shining?
1134
0:53:38,841 --> 0:53:40,426
No! No, it's nothing like that.
1135
0:53:40,509 --> 0:53:42,940
Are you shining
with a real Barbie?
1136
0:53:42,177 --> 0:53:43,220
No!
1137
0:53:43,512 --> 0:53:45,639
i mean, maybe.
Like a little, yes.
1138
0:53:45,764 --> 0:53:47,141
i don't even know where to start
1139
0:53:47,224 --> 0:53:49,170
with this
wishing a Barbie to life crap.
1140
0:53:49,143 --> 0:53:50,185
Oh, Sasha, listen.
1141
0:53:50,269 --> 0:53:52,312
I'm just a boring mom
with a boring job
1142
0:53:52,396 --> 0:53:53,522
and a daughter who hates me.
1143
0:53:53,605 --> 0:53:55,858
Can you blame me for wanting
to have a little fun?
1144
0:53:57,151 --> 0:53:58,402
i gotta lose these chuckleheads.
1145
0:54:1,238 --> 0:54:2,197
Mom!
1146
0:54:4,533 --> 0:54:6,160
i think i owe you ladies
an apology.
1147
0:54:6,243 --> 0:54:8,954
i thought that Barbie
had made the Real World better,
1148
0:54:9,370 --> 0:54:11,665
but the Real World is forever
and irrevocably messed up!
1149
0:54:11,832 --> 0:54:14,793
Well, the Real World is not
perfect, but you inspired me.
1150
0:54:16,962 --> 0:54:19,214
i love women.
i want to help women.
1151
0:54:19,298 --> 0:54:20,841
Oh, come off it,
everybody hates women.
1152
0:54:20,924 --> 0:54:22,90
Women hate women,
and men hate women.
1153
0:54:22,920 --> 0:54:23,427
It's the one thing
we Can all agree on.
1154
0:54:23,552 --> 0:54:25,950
- Is that true?
- It's complicated.
1155
0:54:25,179 --> 0:54:27,970
- Hate is a strong word.
- Wake up, Mom!
1156
0:54:27,181 --> 0:54:28,307
brakes screech
1157
0:54:28,390 --> 0:54:30,350
i! am wide awake, Sasha!
1158
0:54:34,146 --> 0:54:36,148
Mom, where did you learn
to drive like this?
1159
0:54:36,815 --> 0:54:38,567
- There was this guy.
- Was it Dad?
1160
0:54:39,276 --> 0:54:41,361
Yeah, yeah, it was...
it was Dad.
1161
0:54:53,832 --> 0:54:55,793
tires screech
1162
0:55:0,839 --> 0:55:1,673
Okay, duck.
1163
0:55:2,674 --> 0:55:4,134
- You look so pretty.
- Don't look at me.
1164
0:55:4,259 --> 0:55:5,260
Okay, sorry.
1165
0:55:9,890 --> 0:55:12,643
i can't hold them off forever.
Where can we go?
1166
0:55:13,185 --> 0:55:15,854
Wait, i have an idea.
Can you get us to Venice Beach?
1167
0:55:16,146 --> 0:55:17,272
Sure can.
1168
0:55:17,898 --> 0:55:20,234
i love Rollerblades.
Where are we going?
1169
0:55:20,484 --> 0:55:22,270
- Barbie Land.
- What? Mom!
1170
0:55:22,110 --> 0:55:23,695
Are you really gonna let Barbie
1171
0:55:23,821 --> 0:55:26,490
take you and your tween daughter
to an imaginary land?
1172
0:55:26,573 --> 0:55:27,491
Yes, and you wanna know why?
1173
0:55:27,574 --> 0:55:28,784
Because i never get to do
anything.
1174
0:55:28,867 --> 0:55:30,702
i didn't even go on that cruise
i won at your school raffle
1175
0:55:30,786 --> 0:55:31,829
because i didn't have
enough vacation days
1176
0:55:31,912 --> 0:55:33,380
and your dad's allergic to sun.
1177
0:55:33,121 --> 0:55:34,331
- Oh.
- What about Dad?
1178
0:55:34,456 --> 0:55:35,290
We can't just leave him!
1179
0:55:35,415 --> 0:55:36,583
He'll be fine.
1180
0:55:37,420 --> 0:55:38,377
Boligrafos.
1181
0:55:38,460 --> 0:55:39,419
woman on recording
Boligrafos.
1182
0:55:39,503 --> 0:55:41,171
Boligrafos.
1183
0:55:42,840 --> 0:55:43,757
Yeah, yeah. He'll be fine.
1184
0:55:43,882 --> 0:55:45,175
Ready for fun?
1185
0:55:45,259 --> 0:55:46,343
- Yes!
- Great!
1186
0:55:46,426 --> 0:55:50,180
Here we go.
Come on and feel the magic.
1187
0:55:51,557 --> 0:55:52,891
Sasha Where are we?
1188
0:55:52,975 --> 0:55:54,101
How did we get
into these clothes?
1189
0:55:54,184 --> 0:55:55,561
How did we get
into this vehicle?
1190
0:55:55,644 --> 0:55:57,229
When i was a kid,
i lost these boots
1191
0:55:57,312 --> 0:55:59,273
and my mom wouldn't let me
buy a whole new Barbie
1192
0:55:59,356 --> 0:56:0,399
just to replace the boots.
1193
0:56:0,524 --> 0:56:1,483
They look so good on you.
1194
0:56:1,608 --> 0:56:2,943
- Why, thank you.
- Hey, you!
1195
0:56:3,260 --> 0:56:4,570
She was always
my favorite Barbie.
1196
0:56:4,695 --> 0:56:5,988
You're my favorite human.
1197
0:56:6,710 --> 0:56:8,699
Don't tell him,
but i never got a Ken.
1198
0:56:8,866 --> 0:56:10,868
That's because Ken
is totally superfluous.
1199
0:56:10,993 --> 0:56:12,202
Ha ha ha!
1200
0:56:12,286 --> 0:56:14,997
i didn't say that. Women hold
all major positions of power,
1201
0:56:15,122 --> 0:56:15,831
control all the money.
1202
0:56:15,914 --> 0:56:17,624
Basically, everything
that men do in your world,
1203
0:56:17,708 --> 0:56:18,876
- women do in ours.
- gasps
1204
0:56:18,959 --> 0:56:20,430
i mean,
that sounds kind of cool.
1205
0:56:20,127 --> 0:56:22,296
Sasha, look, dolphins!
1206
0:56:23,50 --> 0:56:26,508
Closer i am to fine
1207
0:56:26,633 --> 0:56:27,843
Yeah
1208
0:56:27,926 --> 0:56:29,845
Closer i am to fine
1209
0:56:29,928 --> 0:56:31,346
What is this song?
1210
0:56:31,430 --> 0:56:32,973
Oh, and we have
a female president
1211
0:56:33,560 --> 0:56:36,101
and it's fun and work
and friendship and female 24/7.
1212
0:56:36,184 --> 0:56:38,103
Sasha Do giant hands come in
and play with you?
1213
0:56:38,186 --> 0:56:39,354
Barbie No, that's crazy.
1214
0:56:39,438 --> 0:56:42,232
Excuse me. Have you seen
a group of women on wheels?
1215
0:56:42,316 --> 0:56:43,275
Actually, yeah,
1216
0:56:43,358 --> 0:56:44,651
there was a blonde,
a brunette and a tween.
1217
0:56:44,735 --> 0:56:46,690
They rollerbladed
in that direction.
1218
0:56:46,153 --> 0:56:47,863
Oh, no.
1219
0:56:47,946 --> 0:56:49,990
First step
is always Rollerblading.
1220
0:56:50,730 --> 0:56:51,116
Excuse me, sir?
1221
0:56:51,199 --> 0:56:52,743
They've gone to Barbie Land.
1222
0:56:52,826 --> 0:56:53,869
- murmuring
- Oh, no.
1223
0:56:53,952 --> 0:56:55,203
And she's brought humans
there with her.
1224
0:56:55,287 --> 0:56:57,247
This could mean extremely
weird things for our world.
1225
0:56:57,331 --> 0:56:58,415
Like what?
1226
0:56:58,540 --> 0:57:0,375
Nothing any of our collective
imaginations
1227
0:57:0,459 --> 0:57:1,543
could ever dream up.
1228
0:57:1,627 --> 0:57:5,297
A podcast
hosted by two wise trees.
1229
0:57:5,380 --> 0:57:8,467
Or a choir
of 2,000 young fathers.
1230
0:57:8,550 --> 0:57:11,261
Not even close.
We've got to get to Barbie Land.
1231
0:57:11,345 --> 0:57:14,556
Go! Find some blades now!
Just pick a direction and run!
1232
0:57:15,724 --> 0:57:19,394
i can practically feel
my heels lifting already. Yes!
1233
0:57:19,478 --> 0:57:22,272
This is what i was supposed
to do. Bring you back here.
1234
0:57:22,356 --> 0:57:24,240
- It feels right.
- It does.
1235
0:57:24,441 --> 0:57:25,484
Okay, this is...
1236
0:57:27,527 --> 0:57:28,528
That's strange.
1237
0:57:37,704 --> 0:57:41,124
Incoming brewski beer. Ohh...
1238
0:57:41,208 --> 0:57:43,168
So, that's our president,
with the beer.
1239
0:57:43,251 --> 0:57:46,129
And the cheering squad
is the Supreme Court.
1240
0:57:46,213 --> 0:57:48,548
This is so much better
than being president.
1241
0:57:49,341 --> 0:57:51,259
Something's weird today.
1242
0:57:51,843 --> 0:57:53,345
Hi, Barbie!
1243
0:57:54,960 --> 0:57:55,973
Oh, okay. Hi, Ken.
1244
0:57:56,560 --> 0:58:0,560
Have a brewski beer.
My big guy is thirsty.
1245
0:58:1,645 --> 0:58:2,854
Anyway...
1246
0:58:3,730 --> 0:58:4,815
...wait until you see
my Dreamhouse.
1247
0:58:4,898 --> 0:58:7,901
Everything I've bought and own
will totally inspire you.
1248
0:58:7,985 --> 0:58:9,361
And we can change clothes again!
1249
0:58:12,531 --> 0:58:14,241
- That's the Capitol.
- Ah!
1250
0:58:14,324 --> 0:58:15,867
- It's pink?
- Pink!
1251
0:58:15,951 --> 0:58:17,202
And that's--
1252
0:58:17,285 --> 0:58:18,829
horses neigh
1253
0:58:21,498 --> 0:58:24,292
These are the Dreamhouses.
This is where i live.
1254
0:58:24,418 --> 0:58:26,378
You can see through the houses.
1255
0:58:26,503 --> 0:58:28,505
So does each Barbie, like,
have their own house?
1256
0:58:28,630 --> 0:58:30,340
- Mm-hmm.
- That's cool.
1257
0:58:30,424 --> 0:58:31,925
Where do the Kens stay?
1258
0:58:32,801 --> 0:58:34,386
i don't know.
1259
0:58:34,469 --> 0:58:37,970
At first i thought
the Real World was run by men.
1260
0:58:37,180 --> 0:58:38,390
And then there was a minute
1261
0:58:38,473 --> 0:58:40,225
where i thought
it was run by horses.
1262
0:58:41,309 --> 0:58:44,271
But then i realized that horses
are just men extenders.
1263
0:58:44,354 --> 0:58:46,640
- Oh.
- Whoo.
1264
0:58:46,815 --> 0:58:48,650
Oh. i had that treehouse.
1265
0:58:48,734 --> 0:58:50,485
i saved up my allowance
to buy it.
1266
0:58:50,569 --> 0:58:54,406
I've never seen a car like that
before. What happened here?
1267
0:58:55,449 --> 0:58:58,118
Everything,
basically everything exists
1268
0:58:58,201 --> 0:59:0,954
to expand and elevate
the presence of men.
1269
0:59:1,380 --> 0:59:2,831
- That's amazing.
- That's beautiful.
1270
0:59:2,914 --> 0:59:4,249
- i know.
- Barbie's here.
1271
0:59:4,374 --> 0:59:5,250
Uh-oh.
1272
0:59:5,333 --> 0:59:7,20
- Ken?
- Look who's here.
1273
0:59:8,754 --> 0:59:9,921
What have you done?
1274
0:59:10,839 --> 0:59:11,882
What are you wearing?
1275
0:59:13,425 --> 0:59:16,136
Don't question it.
Just roll with it, tiny baby.
1276
0:59:16,219 --> 0:59:18,960
- Tiny baby.
- Don't call me baby.
1277
0:59:18,180 --> 0:59:20,980
What about mini-baby?
Like this mini-fridge.
1278
0:59:20,182 --> 0:59:21,580
kens laugh
1279
0:59:21,141 --> 0:59:22,267
No, Ken.
1280
0:59:22,350 --> 0:59:26,146
This is my Dreamhouse.
It is my Dreamhouse! It's mine!
1281
0:59:26,229 --> 0:59:28,231
No, this is no longer
Barbie's Dreamhouse.
1282
0:59:28,315 --> 0:59:33,528
This shall henceforth be known
as Ken's Mojo Dojo Casa House.
1283
0:59:33,904 --> 0:59:35,781
You don't have to say dojo
and house.
1284
0:59:35,864 --> 0:59:36,948
And casa...
1285
0:59:37,320 --> 0:59:39,284
But you do
because it feels good. Try it.
1286
0:59:39,367 --> 0:59:41,578
- Mojo Dojo Casa--
- No, girls. Don't say it.
1287
0:59:41,661 --> 0:59:43,622
Mojo Dojo Casa House.
1288
0:59:43,705 --> 0:59:45,373
laughs
1289
0:59:45,499 --> 0:59:47,840
Give it to me straight.
How weird is it?
1290
0:59:47,167 --> 0:59:50,870
Whoa, boss,
these Mojo Dojo Casa Houses
1291
0:59:50,170 --> 0:59:52,422
are literally flying
off the shelves.
1292
0:59:52,631 --> 0:59:56,551
The kids are clamoring for them.
Ken is on T-shirts, mugs.
1293
0:59:56,635 --> 0:59:58,678
- It's the number one tattoo.
- Oh, no.
1294
0:59:58,762 --> 1:0:1,681
Warner Bros. have started
auditions for the Ken movie,
1295
1:0:1,807 --> 1:0:5,143
which is already
a blockbuster hit. laughs
1296
1:0:5,685 --> 1:0:7,395
It's happening. That thing
we could never imagine.
1297
1:0:7,479 --> 1:0:8,939
If we don't get my words lady...
1298
1:0:9,220 --> 1:0:9,689
Executive Assistant.
1299
1:0:9,773 --> 1:0:10,941
My Executive Words Lady
1300
1:0:11,240 --> 1:0:12,234
and someone
who's probably her daughter
1301
1:0:12,317 --> 1:0:13,652
back here and close the portal,
1302
1:0:13,777 --> 1:0:15,237
our worlds could be altered
forever.
1303
1:0:15,320 --> 1:0:17,114
Well, what does it matter
if it's Barbie or Ken?
1304
1:0:17,197 --> 1:0:18,281
The money is pouring in.
1305
1:0:18,573 --> 1:0:20,700
Shame on you,
Executive Number Two.
1306
1:0:20,784 --> 1:0:22,828
You think i spent
my entire life in boardrooms
1307
1:0:22,911 --> 1:0:24,370
because of a bottom line?
1308
1:0:24,412 --> 1:0:25,539
No! i got into this business
1309
1:0:25,622 --> 1:0:27,833
because of little girls
and their dreams.
1310
1:0:27,958 --> 1:0:29,793
In the least creepy way
possible.
1311
1:0:30,377 --> 1:0:33,213
Now, blade faster.
Time is running out.
1312
1:0:33,296 --> 1:0:35,674
Look, I'm just having
some brewski beers
1313
1:0:35,841 --> 1:0:38,90
at my Mojo Dojo Casa House.
1314
1:0:38,552 --> 1:0:39,636
- gaspin
g
- Ken!
1315
1:0:39,761 --> 1:0:41,388
You can stay if you want,
1316
1:0:41,471 --> 1:0:42,806
as my bride wife,
1317
1:0:42,889 --> 1:0:45,934
or my long-term-low-
commitment-distance girlfriend.
1318
1:0:46,170 --> 1:0:47,352
What do you say?
1319
1:0:48,610 --> 1:0:49,437
Brewski beer me?
1320
1:0:49,813 --> 1:0:52,190
i will not brewski beer you.
1321
1:0:52,274 --> 1:0:54,359
Ha ha ha! That's fine.
1322
1:0:55,680 --> 1:0:56,695
You know, now that you Barbies
aren't around to run everything,
1323
1:0:56,820 --> 1:0:58,113
we can do our hair
however we like.
1324
1:0:58,196 --> 1:0:59,156
i have hats.
1325
1:0:59,239 --> 1:1:2,909
Where are my hungry boys?
Who wants snacks?
1326
1:1:3,493 --> 1:1:4,828
Barbie,
iam so happy to see you.
1327
1:1:4,911 --> 1:1:6,121
Can you believe
what is happening?
1328
1:1:6,204 --> 1:1:7,747
i Know. Isn't it great?
1329
1:1:8,373 --> 1:1:10,375
Anyone need a brewski beer?
1330
1:1:10,458 --> 1:1:13,170
What are you doing?
You're a doctor.
1331
1:1:13,253 --> 1:1:14,796
i like being
a helpful decoration.
1332
1:1:14,880 --> 1:1:17,799
And Allan likes to help me give
all the Kens foot massages.
1333
1:1:17,883 --> 1:1:19,500
No, i don't like that.
1334
1:1:19,134 --> 1:1:20,135
We love it.
1335
1:1:20,552 --> 1:1:23,305
I'm so blotto-faced day-drunk
right now.
1336
1:1:23,388 --> 1:1:24,639
Ditto same-same that.
1337
1:1:24,806 --> 1:1:26,433
i like not having to make
any decisions.
1338
1:1:26,516 --> 1:1:29,269
It's like a spa day
for my brain. Forever.
1339
1:1:29,811 --> 1:1:31,620
What is wrong with them?
1340
1:1:31,146 --> 1:1:32,522
We just explained to them
the immaculate,
1341
1:1:32,606 --> 1:1:34,650
impeccable seamless garment
of logic
1342
1:1:34,191 --> 1:1:35,650
that is patriarchy,
and they crumbled.
1343
1:1:35,734 --> 1:1:36,651
Oh, my God.
1344
1:1:36,735 --> 1:1:37,861
This is like in the 1500s
1345
1:1:37,944 --> 1:1:39,696
with the indigenous people
and smallpox.
1346
1:1:39,821 --> 1:1:41,198
They had no defenses
against it.
1347
1:1:41,281 --> 1:1:44,750
Yeah. Buckle up, babe.
chuckles
1348
1:1:44,534 --> 1:1:47,829
Because Barbie Land
is now Ken Land.
1349
1:1:47,913 --> 1:1:50,415
And it's gonna be just like
Century City in Los Angeles,
1350
1:1:50,540 --> 1:1:53,668
because they had it all
figured out in Century City.
1351
1:1:53,793 --> 1:1:56,171
The minute you get
out of your car, you're like,
1352
1:1:56,254 --> 1:1:58,465
"i can't believe
how great this place is!"
1353
1:1:58,840 --> 1:2:1,301
No, no, no. They don't have it
figured out in Century City
1354
1:2:1,384 --> 1:2:3,386
because we failed them.
1355
1:2:3,470 --> 1:2:5,555
No! You failed me!
1356
1:2:11,603 --> 1:2:14,105
Out there i was somebody.
1357
1:2:16,660 --> 1:2:17,817
And when i walked
down the street...
1358
1:2:19,945 --> 1:2:22,697
...people respected me
just for who i am.
1359
1:2:26,451 --> 1:2:29,663
One lady,
she even asked me for the time.
1360
1:2:29,746 --> 1:2:30,622
No way!
1361
1:2:30,705 --> 1:2:32,123
Way. chuckles
1362
1:2:34,918 --> 1:2:36,378
And if it weren't
for these technicalities
1363
1:2:36,461 --> 1:2:38,880
like MBAs, medical degrees,
1364
1:2:38,964 --> 1:2:43,927
and i don't know, swim lessons,
i could have ruled that world.
1365
1:2:44,520 --> 1:2:45,845
But i don't need
any of those things here.
1366
1:2:51,643 --> 1:2:55,105
Here I'm just a dude.
And you know what?
1367
1:2:59,442 --> 1:3:0,443
That's enough.
1368
1:3:0,944 --> 1:3:1,903
TV remote?
1369
1:3:6,283 --> 1:3:7,450
Which one is it?
1370
1:3:7,534 --> 1:3:8,618
whispers
It's that one right there.
1371
1:3:10,370 --> 1:3:12,706
Call me Mister Ken President
Prime Minister, ma'am.
1372
1:3:12,789 --> 1:3:13,915
Let's recap
all the amazing changes
1373
1:3:14,400 --> 1:3:15,542
and innovations
thanks to the Kens.
1374
1:3:15,625 --> 1:3:16,293
The Nobel Prize
1375
1:3:16,418 --> 1:3:18,336
in horses goes to--
1376
1:3:18,461 --> 1:3:19,504
Ken!
1377
1:3:19,587 --> 1:3:22,132
audience, chanting
Ken! Ken! Ken! Ken! Ken!
1378
1:3:23,341 --> 1:3:25,844
Wow. And now
you're making it permanent
1379
1:3:25,927 --> 1:3:29,431
with a special election
to change the Constitution.
1380
1:3:29,514 --> 1:3:30,849
That's right. In just 48 hours,
1381
1:3:30,974 --> 1:3:32,580
all the Kens will head
to the polls
1382
1:3:32,142 --> 1:3:33,685
and vote
to change the Constitution
1383
1:3:33,810 --> 1:3:34,519
to a government
1384
1:3:34,602 --> 1:3:36,938
for the Kens, of the Kens,
and by the Kens!
1385
1:3:37,220 --> 1:3:38,648
cymbals crash
1386
1:3:38,732 --> 1:3:41,901
synthesizer beat
1387
1:3:41,985 --> 1:3:43,737
You can't do this.
1388
1:3:44,290 --> 1:3:44,988
This is Barbie Land.
1389
1:3:45,710 --> 1:3:47,574
The Barbies worked hard
and they dreamed hard
1390
1:3:47,699 --> 1:3:49,909
to make it
everything that it is. You--
1391
1:3:50,535 --> 1:3:53,788
You can't just undo it in a day.
1392
1:3:53,913 --> 1:3:56,166
Literally and figuratively,
watch me.
1393
1:3:57,584 --> 1:4:0,503
Now, if you'll excuse me...
1394
1:4:1,504 --> 1:4:4,966
...this is my Mojo Dojo
Casa House, it's not...
1395
1:4:5,675 --> 1:4:8,887
...Barbie's Mojo Dojo
Casa House.
1396
1:4:10,180 --> 1:4:11,181
Right?
1397
1:4:15,560 --> 1:4:16,978
How's that feel?
1398
1:4:20,523 --> 1:4:23,234
It is not fun, is it?
1399
1:4:24,611 --> 1:4:26,905
all It's boys’ night!
1400
1:4:26,988 --> 1:4:29,616
cheering
1401
1:4:42,379 --> 1:4:44,422
Every night is boys' night.
1402
1:4:48,385 --> 1:4:51,262
Kens, chanting
Go, Ken! Go, Ken! Go, Ken!
1403
1:4:51,346 --> 1:4:53,264
cheering
1404
1:4:56,851 --> 1:5:0,814
Barbie! Take your lady fashions
with you.
1405
1:5:0,897 --> 1:5:4,234
Take your "Celebrate Disco"
Bell Bottoms...
1406
1:5:4,984 --> 1:5:5,652
Barbie Oh!
1407
1:5:5,735 --> 1:5:8,363
...and your Ice Capades
Pretty Practice Suit
1408
1:5:8,446 --> 1:5:10,730
and Dazzling Show Skirt.
1409
1:5:10,156 --> 1:5:11,783
- gasps
- These are archival.
1410
1:5:11,866 --> 1:5:14,702
Your Pajama Jam
in Amsterdam sets.
1411
1:5:15,120 --> 1:5:15,870
No!
1412
1:5:15,954 --> 1:5:18,498
And your Pretty Paisley
Palazzo Pants!
1413
1:5:19,916 --> 1:5:22,794
- Not the Palazzos!
- And get out!
1414
1:5:22,877 --> 1:5:25,880
wailing
1415
1:5:25,964 --> 1:5:27,424
Maybe this could fit me.
1416
1:5:27,507 --> 1:5:30,552
sobbing
1417
1:5:30,635 --> 1:5:31,511
Honey.
1418
1:5:31,594 --> 1:5:34,264
Why did you wish me
to your messed-up world
1419
1:5:34,347 --> 1:5:38,393
using your complicated
human thoughts and feelings?
1420
1:5:38,768 --> 1:5:41,604
- What?
- Barbie Land was perfect before.
1421
1:5:42,605 --> 1:5:44,649
i was perfect before.
1422
1:5:45,316 --> 1:5:48,903
I'm so sorry.
i wasn't trying to do anything.
1423
1:5:48,987 --> 1:5:50,280
Don't apologize.
1424
1:5:51,300 --> 1:5:52,532
Don't blame my mom.
1425
1:5:52,615 --> 1:5:54,284
Sasha, that's sweet.
1426
1:5:54,367 --> 1:5:57,370
Maybe you wished us.
Maybe it's your fault, Barbie.
1427
1:5:57,454 --> 1:5:58,663
No, i didn't wish anything.
1428
1:5:58,788 --> 1:6:1,541
I've never wanted anything
to change.
1429
1:6:2,0 --> 1:6:7,380
Oh, honey, that's life.
It's all change.
1430
1:6:8,298 --> 1:6:9,340
That's...
1431
1:6:9,799 --> 1:6:11,384
That's terrifying.
1432
1:6:15,805 --> 1:6:16,639
i don't want that.
1433
1:6:18,141 --> 1:6:20,768
Not my life. No, thank you.
1434
1:6:20,852 --> 1:6:24,189
Just, no, i don't want this.
1435
1:6:30,695 --> 1:6:33,114
I'm just gonna sit here
and wait and hope
1436
1:6:33,198 --> 1:6:35,950
that one of the more
leadership-oriented Barbies
1437
1:6:36,340 --> 1:6:37,952
just snaps out of it
1438
1:6:38,360 --> 1:6:40,121
and does something
about this whole mess.
1439
1:6:40,205 --> 1:6:42,582
i really understand
this feeling.
1440
1:6:42,665 --> 1:6:45,752
It's basically, like, being
a human person all the time--
1441
1:6:45,835 --> 1:6:47,921
Please just leave me here.
Just leave me.
1442
1:6:48,460 --> 1:6:51,299
Go back to your messed-up world
and just leave me to mine.
1443
1:6:51,966 --> 1:6:54,930
- So, you're just gonna give up?
- Yes.
1444
1:6:59,150 --> 1:7:0,183
Okay.
1445
1:7:0,683 --> 1:7:2,600
You know,
i almost feel bad for you,
1446
1:7:2,143 --> 1:7:4,646
but you are exactly
what i thought you were.
1447
1:7:5,897 --> 1:7:6,940
Um...
1448
1:7:8,233 --> 1:7:9,859
Let's go, honey. Let's just...
1449
1:7:9,984 --> 1:7:11,152
Okay, how do we--
how do you expect--
1450
1:7:11,236 --> 1:7:12,820
Do everything we did
in reverse.
1451
1:7:14,948 --> 1:7:18,576
Unbelievable. Come on, Mom.
She doesn't deserve you.
1452
1:7:23,665 --> 1:7:26,459
This is the lowest
I've ever been.
1453
1:7:26,543 --> 1:7:29,462
Emotionally and physically.
1454
1:7:31,50 --> 1:7:33,910
girl Okay, kids,
it's time to run out
1455
1:7:33,174 --> 1:7:34,884
and get the new
Depression Barbie.
1456
1:7:35,90 --> 1:7:36,803
She wears sweatpants
all day and night.
1457
1:7:37,136 --> 1:7:39,264
She spent seven hours today
on Instagram,
1458
1:7:39,347 --> 1:7:41,474
looking at her estranged
best friend's engagement photos,
1459
1:7:41,558 --> 1:7:43,518
while eating a family-size bag
of Starbursts.
1460
1:7:43,601 --> 1:7:45,687
And now her jaw is killing her.
1461
1:7:45,812 --> 1:7:48,606
And she's going to watch
the BBC's Pride and Prejudice
1462
1:7:48,690 --> 1:7:50,942
for the seventh time
until she falls asleep.
1463
1:7:51,250 --> 1:7:52,443
Situation of our families
is such
1464
1:7:52,527 --> 1:7:53,570
that any alliance between us
1465
1:7:53,653 --> 1:7:56,239
must be regarded as a highly
reprehensible connection.
1466
1:7:56,322 --> 1:7:59,325
girl Anxiety, panic attacks,
and OCD sold separately.
1467
1:8:0,159 --> 1:8:2,537
Barbie. Barbie, wake up.
1468
1:8:2,829 --> 1:8:4,455
- Hey.
- Weird.
1469
1:8:5,248 --> 1:8:6,958
I'm like you now.
1470
1:8:7,410 --> 1:8:9,127
Ugly and unwanted.
1471
1:8:10,440 --> 1:8:10,920
Thanks.
1472
1:8:11,963 --> 1:8:13,381
Let's get her in the back.
Come on.
1473
1:8:13,464 --> 1:8:14,340
One, two...
1474
1:8:15,133 --> 1:8:16,843
- Isn't this great?
- Yes.
1475
1:8:16,926 --> 1:8:18,469
Wait until you see the boat.
1476
1:8:18,553 --> 1:8:19,679
The boat.
1477
1:8:21,347 --> 1:8:23,160
Beautiful countryside.
1478
1:8:24,350 --> 1:8:26,311
He said
he could see through me
1479
1:8:26,394 --> 1:8:30,230
i spent four years prostrate
To the higher mind
1480
1:8:30,106 --> 1:8:32,942
Got my paper and i was free
1481
1:8:34,193 --> 1:8:38,906
i went to the doctor,
i went to the mountains
1482
1:8:38,990 --> 1:8:43,494
i looked to the children,
i drank from the fountains
1483
1:8:43,578 --> 1:8:45,455
We interrupt this broadcast
to bring you
1484
1:8:45,538 --> 1:8:48,458
our new radio station only
playing Ken's favorite song.
1485
1:8:48,541 --> 1:8:51,586
i want to push you around
1486
1:8:51,669 --> 1:8:54,422
Well, i will, well, i will
1487
1:8:54,505 --> 1:8:56,382
Turn this song off,
for Chrissake!
1488
1:8:56,466 --> 1:8:58,176
screaming
1489
1:9:3,222 --> 1:9:4,682
- Who are you?
- I'm Allan.
1490
1:9:4,807 --> 1:9:6,643
Oh, you are Allan. That's great.
1491
1:9:6,809 --> 1:9:8,519
Don't tell the Kens.
I'm trying to escape.
1492
1:9:8,603 --> 1:9:10,313
i cannot sit
on one more leather couch.
1493
1:9:10,396 --> 1:9:11,773
It's gonna break my spirit.
1494
1:9:12,106 --> 1:9:13,691
As soon as they figure out
how to build that wall sideways
1495
1:9:13,816 --> 1:9:15,680
and not just up,
1496
1:9:15,777 --> 1:9:17,862
no one is gonna be able
to get in or out.
1497
1:9:17,945 --> 1:9:19,614
So if we want to leave,
we better make a run for it.
1498
1:9:19,697 --> 1:9:22,200
No, Allan. You can't go. Having
a Barbie in the Real World
1499
1:9:22,283 --> 1:9:24,202
is what caused all these
problems in the first place.
1500
1:9:24,285 --> 1:9:26,329
Not one person would care
if Allan was in the Real World.
1501
1:9:26,412 --> 1:9:29,415
In fact, it's happened before.
All of N'SYNC, Allan.
1502
1:9:30,830 --> 1:9:31,959
Yes, even him, so come on!
1503
1:9:32,430 --> 1:9:32,919
Hey, you there.
1504
1:9:34,212 --> 1:9:35,755
- What do we do?
- Just get in the car
1505
1:9:35,838 --> 1:9:37,382
and keep it singing.
Hey, man.
1506
1:9:37,465 --> 1:9:38,758
- Be ready for anything.
- What?
1507
1:9:39,217 --> 1:9:40,218
Who are you?
1508
1:9:40,301 --> 1:9:42,303
I'm Allan. I'm Ken's buddy.
1509
1:9:43,221 --> 1:9:44,305
All of his clothes fit me.
1510
1:9:47,517 --> 1:9:48,559
Get in the car!
1511
1:9:52,397 --> 1:9:53,356
Allan You want a piece?
1512
1:9:53,439 --> 1:9:54,816
Wait, you don't have
a driver's license.
1513
1:9:54,899 --> 1:9:56,150
This car doesn't have
an engine.
1514
1:9:56,234 --> 1:9:56,984
groans Fine.
1515
1:10:1,364 --> 1:10:2,782
What are you doing?
We gotta go.
1516
1:10:2,865 --> 1:10:5,326
We have to go back.
Barbie Land needs saving.
1517
1:10:5,410 --> 1:10:6,786
Barbie needs saving.
1518
1:10:7,203 --> 1:10:8,454
What? You hate Barbie!
1519
1:10:8,538 --> 1:10:10,790
But you don't. You've always
believed in what she could be.
1520
1:10:10,873 --> 1:10:14,293
Yeah, well, i was wrong.
Barbie gave up. The Kens won.
1521
1:10:15,20 --> 1:10:16,295
You have to try.
1522
1:10:16,379 --> 1:10:18,131
Even if you can't
make it perfect,
1523
1:10:18,214 --> 1:10:20,299
- you can make it better.
- i can't make anything better.
1524
1:10:20,383 --> 1:10:21,592
I'm the one
who ruined Barbie Land
1525
1:10:21,676 --> 1:10:23,136
with my stupid drawings
in the first place.
1526
1:10:23,219 --> 1:10:25,540
They're not stupid!
They're amazing!
1527
1:10:27,557 --> 1:10:29,308
You like my drawings?
1528
1:10:29,392 --> 1:10:32,103
They're weird
and dark and crazy.
1529
1:10:32,687 --> 1:10:34,439
Everything
you pretend not to be.
1530
1:10:36,399 --> 1:10:40,153
lam, i am. I'm weird
and I'm dark and I'm crazy.
1531
1:10:40,570 --> 1:10:42,363
Allan, men fighting
1532
1:10:42,947 --> 1:10:45,408
Easy. Easy...
1533
1:10:47,118 --> 1:10:49,495
Okay. You want some more Allan?
1534
1:10:49,579 --> 1:10:50,580
No!
1535
1:10:51,914 --> 1:10:53,207
We have to get out of here
right now.
1536
1:10:53,291 --> 1:10:55,209
Shut up, Allan!
We're going back.
1537
1:10:55,918 --> 1:10:57,253
Let's go get my doll.
1538
1:11:1,507 --> 1:11:3,134
I'll never get out of here.
1539
1:11:3,676 --> 1:11:4,802
Where do we find Barbie?
1540
1:11:4,886 --> 1:11:6,304
There's only one place
she'd be.
1541
1:11:8,598 --> 1:11:9,807
You're a writer.
1542
1:11:9,891 --> 1:11:13,190
This is your Nobel Prize.
Remember winning it?
1543
1:11:13,102 --> 1:11:14,437
It's useless
trying to deprogram her.
1544
1:11:14,520 --> 1:11:15,813
i already did
everything i could.
1545
1:11:15,897 --> 1:11:19,150
Oh, my God. i don't even know
how i got here.
1546
1:11:19,233 --> 1:11:20,693
i don't deserve this.
1547
1:11:20,818 --> 1:11:23,488
Um, I'd like to thank Ken.
1548
1:11:24,447 --> 1:11:25,823
Thank you, Ken.
1549
1:11:26,324 --> 1:11:28,201
i love you, Ken.
1550
1:11:28,284 --> 1:11:29,827
The fork in my soup is this,
Barb.
1551
1:11:29,911 --> 1:11:32,789
Why didn't the brainwashing
work on you?
1552
1:11:32,872 --> 1:11:36,420
My exposure to the Real World
must have made me immune.
1553
1:11:36,167 --> 1:11:38,586
Either you're brainwashed,
or you're weird and ugly.
1554
1:11:38,669 --> 1:11:39,879
There is no in between.
1555
1:11:40,40 --> 1:11:41,297
Sing it, sister.
1556
1:11:41,380 --> 1:11:42,298
Well, get ready, kids.
1557
1:11:42,381 --> 1:11:45,920
Because in forty-eight hours,
Barbie Land becomes Ken Land.
1558
1:11:45,176 --> 1:11:45,885
Allan Come on, gang.
1559
1:11:45,968 --> 1:11:47,595
We'll find Barbie
at the top of these stairs.
1560
1:11:47,678 --> 1:11:49,639
The Kens. They've found us.
1561
1:11:51,390 --> 1:11:52,809
No, no, no!
1562
1:11:53,142 --> 1:11:54,143
Ken!
1563
1:11:54,435 --> 1:11:55,686
Ken?
1564
1:11:59,190 --> 1:12:1,150
- Hello?
- Hmm?
1565
1:12:1,234 --> 1:12:2,860
- Humans. We're fine.
- Barbies Ah.
1566
1:12:3,361 --> 1:12:5,112
- And Allan.
- Barbies Eh.
1567
1:12:5,196 --> 1:12:8,157
Come into my Weirdhouse.
Hi! I'm Weird Barbie.
1568
1:12:8,241 --> 1:12:9,867
I'm in the splits,
i have a funky haircut,
1569
1:12:9,951 --> 1:12:11,350
and i smell like basement.
1570
1:12:11,118 --> 1:12:13,830
Oh, my God.
i had a Weird Barbie.
1571
1:12:13,913 --> 1:12:14,705
Yeah, you did.
1572
1:12:14,872 --> 1:12:17,410
You make them weird
by playing too hard.
1573
1:12:17,124 --> 1:12:18,840
That's cool.
1574
1:12:18,459 --> 1:12:20,711
That's Sugar Daddy Ken.
And Earring Magic Ken.
1575
1:12:20,837 --> 1:12:22,255
Mattel discontinued them.
1576
1:12:22,338 --> 1:12:23,464
- Sugar Daddy?
- No, no, no.
1577
1:12:23,548 --> 1:12:24,882
I'm not a sugar daddy.
1578
1:12:24,966 --> 1:12:27,426
This is Sugar,
and I'm her daddy.
1579
1:12:27,760 --> 1:12:29,428
And i have an earring.
A magic earring.
1580
1:12:29,512 --> 1:12:31,597
These were actual Kens.
1581
1:12:32,223 --> 1:12:34,183
More discontinued Barbies.
1582
1:12:34,267 --> 1:12:36,727
Growing Up Skipper? May 1?
1583
1:12:36,811 --> 1:12:37,895
- Okay.
- Watch this.
1584
1:12:39,605 --> 1:12:41,691
- Her boobs grow.
- Why would they do that?
1585
1:12:41,816 --> 1:12:43,651
And Barbie Video Girl.
1586
1:12:43,734 --> 1:12:46,821
i have a TV in my back.
You know whose dream that is?
1587
1:12:46,904 --> 1:12:49,156
Nobody. Nobody's dream.
1588
1:12:49,240 --> 1:12:51,750
And that's Barbie Barbie,
of course.
1589
1:12:51,158 --> 1:12:53,327
She's not dead. She's just
having an existential crisis.
1590
1:12:53,578 --> 1:12:55,162
Okay, come on.
1591
1:12:56,414 --> 1:12:57,290
Hey.
1592
1:12:58,332 --> 1:12:59,625
What's wrong?
1593
1:13:3,296 --> 1:13:7,80
I'm not pretty anymore.
1594
1:13:8,676 --> 1:13:10,428
What? You're so pretty.
1595
1:13:10,887 --> 1:13:14,140
I'm not
Stereotypical Barbie pretty.
1596
1:13:14,223 --> 1:13:15,141
narrator
Note to the filmmakers,
1597
1:13:15,224 --> 1:13:17,180
Margot Robbie is
the wrong person to cast
1598
1:13:17,101 --> 1:13:18,102
if you want to make this point.
1599
1:13:18,185 --> 1:13:19,770
But you're beautiful.
1600
1:13:20,563 --> 1:13:25,818
It's not just that. I'm not...
smart enough to be interesting.
1601
1:13:26,152 --> 1:13:26,944
You're so smart.
1602
1:13:27,280 --> 1:13:29,697
i can't do brain surgery,
I've never flown a plane.
1603
1:13:31,616 --> 1:13:33,750
I'm not the president.
1604
1:13:34,577 --> 1:13:36,996
No one on the Supreme Court
is me.
1605
1:13:38,748 --> 1:13:43,628
I'm not good enough
for anything.
1606
1:13:49,967 --> 1:13:52,929
It is literally impossible
to be a woman.
1607
1:13:54,597 --> 1:13:58,100
You are so beautiful
and so smart,
1608
1:13:58,184 --> 1:14:1,646
and it kills me that you don't
think you're good enough.
1609
1:14:1,812 --> 1:14:5,900
Like we have to always be
extraordinary.
1610
1:14:6,943 --> 1:14:11,238
But somehow
we're always doing it wrong.
1611
1:14:13,699 --> 1:14:15,618
You have to be thin
but not too thin,
1612
1:14:15,701 --> 1:14:17,745
and you can never say
you want to be thin.
1613
1:14:17,828 --> 1:14:19,997
You have to say
you want to be healthy,
1614
1:14:20,810 --> 1:14:23,250
but also you have to be thin.
1615
1:14:23,709 --> 1:14:26,462
You have to have money,
but you can't ask for money
1616
1:14:26,545 --> 1:14:28,255
because that's crass.
1617
1:14:29,423 --> 1:14:30,132
sighs
1618
1:14:30,216 --> 1:14:32,259
You have to be a boss
but you can't be mean.
1619
1:14:32,343 --> 1:14:35,471
You have to lead, but you can't
squash other people's ideas.
1620
1:14:35,554 --> 1:14:37,980
You're supposed to love
being a mother,
1621
1:14:37,181 --> 1:14:39,350
but don't talk about your kids
all the damn time.
1622
1:14:39,433 --> 1:14:41,180
You have to be a career woman
1623
1:14:41,102 --> 1:14:43,854
but also always be looking out
for other people.
1624
1:14:44,438 --> 1:14:47,441
You have to answer for men's
bad behavior, which is insane,
1625
1:14:47,525 --> 1:14:50,486
but if you point that out,
you're accused of complaining.
1626
1:14:50,569 --> 1:14:53,114
You're supposed to stay pretty
for men but not so pretty
1627
1:14:53,197 --> 1:14:54,448
that you tempt them too much
1628
1:14:54,532 --> 1:14:55,825
or that you threaten
other women
1629
1:14:55,908 --> 1:14:57,827
because you're supposed to be
a part of the sisterhood
1630
1:14:57,910 --> 1:14:59,578
but always stand out.
1631
1:14:59,662 --> 1:15:2,289
And always be grateful.
1632
1:15:2,415 --> 1:15:4,166
But never forget
that the system is rigged,
1633
1:15:4,250 --> 1:15:5,710
so find a way
to acknowledge that
1634
1:15:5,835 --> 1:15:7,420
but also always be grateful.
1635
1:15:7,878 --> 1:15:9,839
You have to never get old,
1636
1:15:9,922 --> 1:15:12,717
never be rude, never show off,
1637
1:15:12,842 --> 1:15:15,520
never be selfish,
never fall down,
1638
1:15:15,136 --> 1:15:17,540
never fail, never show fear,
1639
1:15:17,138 --> 1:15:18,889
never get out of line.
1640
1:15:19,150 --> 1:15:21,475
It's too hard,
it's too contradictory,
1641
1:15:21,559 --> 1:15:24,610
and nobody gives you a medal
or says thank you.
1642
1:15:24,353 --> 1:15:25,479
And it turns out, in fact,
1643
1:15:25,563 --> 1:15:27,356
that not only
are you doing everything wrong
1644
1:15:27,440 --> 1:15:29,900
but also
everything is your fault.
1645
1:15:31,680 --> 1:15:32,987
sighs
1646
1:15:34,989 --> 1:15:38,492
I'm just so tired
of watching myself
1647
1:15:38,576 --> 1:15:42,413
and every single other woman
1648
1:15:42,496 --> 1:15:46,876
tie herself into knots
so that people will like us.
1649
1:15:50,421 --> 1:15:53,132
And if all of that...
1650
1:15:53,215 --> 1:15:55,968
is also true for a doll...
1651
1:15:57,303 --> 1:16:1,265
just representing a woman...
1652
1:16:3,893 --> 1:16:6,604
...then i don't even know.
1653
1:16:12,651 --> 1:16:13,527
Wait.
1654
1:16:14,904 --> 1:16:16,530
i did write a book.
1655
1:16:17,198 --> 1:16:18,866
It's like I've been in a dream,
1656
1:16:19,325 --> 1:16:22,286
where i was somehow
really invested
1657
1:16:22,369 --> 1:16:25,289
in the Zack Snyder cut
of Justice League.
1658
1:16:27,410 --> 1:16:30,20
But what you said
broke me out of it.
1659
1:16:30,836 --> 1:16:31,754
Really?
1660
1:16:32,171 --> 1:16:32,880
Yeah.
1661
1:16:33,50 --> 1:16:34,840
You're back. She's back.
1662
1:16:34,924 --> 1:16:37,218
By giving voice to the cognitive
dissonance required
1663
1:16:37,301 --> 1:16:38,803
to be a woman
under the patriarchy,
1664
1:16:38,886 --> 1:16:40,179
you robbed it of its power.
1665
1:16:40,304 --> 1:16:41,130
Yes.
1666
1:16:42,598 --> 1:16:43,933
Wow, i just said all of that.
1667
1:16:44,160 --> 1:16:46,560
Hell, yes, White Savior Barbie!
1668
1:16:46,894 --> 1:16:49,897
No, it was your mom.
Your mom did the saving.
1669
1:16:49,980 --> 1:16:51,524
We have to stop the Kens.
1670
1:16:51,607 --> 1:16:54,276
And you need to Say all of those
things to the other Barbies.
1671
1:16:54,360 --> 1:16:55,486
- That's the key.
- Got it.
1672
1:16:55,569 --> 1:16:56,987
But, how are we gonna
get the Barbies
1673
1:16:57,710 --> 1:16:58,300
away from their Kens?
1674
1:16:58,114 --> 1:17:0,116
We have experience
with a world like this one.
1675
1:17:0,199 --> 1:17:1,659
Do you have a map
of Barbie Land?
1676
1:17:1,992 --> 1:17:3,744
What do you think?
1677
1:17:6,622 --> 1:17:8,124
- Wow.
- Thanks. i built it.
1678
1:17:8,207 --> 1:17:9,208
Okay, here's the deal.
1679
1:17:9,291 --> 1:17:11,430
It's not just about
how they see us,
1680
1:17:11,127 --> 1:17:12,837
it's about
how they see themselves.
1681
1:17:12,920 --> 1:17:15,798
Ken Land contains the seeds
of its own destruction.
1682
1:17:15,881 --> 1:17:18,384
First we have to get the Barbies
away from their Kens.
1683
1:17:18,467 --> 1:17:22,540
We could use a decoy Barbie
who pretends to be brainwashed.
1684
1:17:22,138 --> 1:17:23,430
- That should be you.
- Cool.
1685
1:17:30,396 --> 1:17:32,857
Sasha Distract them by appearing
helpless and confused.
1686
1:17:32,940 --> 1:17:34,900
Kens cannot resist
a damsel in distress.
1687
1:17:34,984 --> 1:17:37,695
You have to make them believe
that you're complacent.
1688
1:17:37,820 --> 1:17:39,710
That they have the power.
1689
1:17:39,155 --> 1:17:42,283
And when their guard is down,
you take the power back.
1690
1:17:45,244 --> 1:17:47,288
The influence that Porsche 356
1691
1:17:47,371 --> 1:17:49,456
has had on the motoring world
as a whole,
1692
1:17:49,582 --> 1:17:50,666
it can't be overstated.
1693
1:17:50,791 --> 1:17:53,20
Oh! Photoshop is so hard!
1694
1:17:53,850 --> 1:17:55,379
i just don't understand
how to use the Select tool.
1695
1:17:55,462 --> 1:17:57,214
Honey, you can only use
the Select tool
1696
1:17:57,298 --> 1:17:58,716
if the layer is highlighted.
1697
1:17:58,841 --> 1:17:59,633
Let me show you.
1698
1:17:59,717 --> 1:18:1,100
My tiny head is just swimming
1699
1:18:1,930 --> 1:18:3,304
with technical jargon
like color bands
1700
1:18:3,387 --> 1:18:6,980
and magnetic lassos
and bit maps.
1701
1:18:6,182 --> 1:18:8,267
Do you think that you and your
strong arms can explain...
1702
1:18:8,350 --> 1:18:10,352
- Oh! What's happening?
- Allan, go around!
1703
1:18:10,436 --> 1:18:11,395
President Barbie
Aah!
1704
1:18:12,646 --> 1:18:13,939
- Oh, but what about Ken?
- No, no, no!
1705
1:18:14,230 --> 1:18:16,660
- No, but i love him!
- Come on, Allan!
1706
1:18:16,942 --> 1:18:19,361
Hey!
What's gonna happen to Ken?
1707
1:18:19,445 --> 1:18:20,863
Just listen.
1708
1:18:21,710 --> 1:18:22,156
You have to be their mommies
1709
1:18:22,239 --> 1:18:23,616
but not remind them
of their mommy.
1710
1:18:23,699 --> 1:18:25,993
Any power you have
must be masked under a giggle.
1711
1:18:26,760 --> 1:18:27,453
bell rings
1712
1:18:28,662 --> 1:18:29,663
What happened?
1713
1:18:29,830 --> 1:18:30,998
One minute i was president,
1714
1:18:31,810 --> 1:18:34,168
and the next i was cutting
a Ken steak for him.
1715
1:18:34,251 --> 1:18:36,253
Welcome back, Madam President.
1716
1:18:36,337 --> 1:18:38,923
Then we'll recruit the now
unbrainwashed Barbies
1717
1:18:39,60 --> 1:18:39,673
to our cause.
1718
1:18:39,757 --> 1:18:41,634
They can be the new decoys.
1719
1:18:41,717 --> 1:18:43,928
You can tell him that you've
never seen The Godfather.
1720
1:18:44,220 --> 1:18:46,555
And that you'd love them
to explain it to you.
1721
1:18:46,639 --> 1:18:49,183
Ooh, are you guys
watching The God Father?
1722
1:18:49,266 --> 1:18:50,476
The Godfather.
1723
1:18:50,559 --> 1:18:51,477
I've never seen it.
1724
1:18:51,560 --> 1:18:53,395
Oh, my God.
You've never seen The Godfather?
1725
1:18:53,479 --> 1:18:56,650
This movie is a rich blend
of Coppola's aesthetic genius
1726
1:18:56,148 --> 1:18:57,524
and a triumph for Robert Evans
1727
1:18:57,608 --> 1:18:59,401
and the architecture
of the '70s studio system.
1728
1:18:59,485 --> 1:19:0,486
Can you start the movie over
1729
1:19:0,569 --> 1:19:1,904
and just talk
through the whole thing?
1730
1:19:1,987 --> 1:19:4,730
You have to find a way
to reject men's advances
1731
1:19:4,198 --> 1:19:5,491
without damaging their egos.
1732
1:19:5,574 --> 1:19:7,117
Because if you say yes to them,
you're a tramp,
1733
1:19:7,201 --> 1:19:9,161
but if you say no to them,
you're a prude.
1734
1:19:9,245 --> 1:19:10,246
bell rings
1735
1:19:10,913 --> 1:19:12,331
i don't wanna touch a foot.
1736
1:19:12,456 --> 1:19:13,540
No, you don't.
1737
1:19:13,624 --> 1:19:16,430
Another one,
be confused about money.
1738
1:19:16,126 --> 1:19:18,504
i just have all my money
in a savings account.
1739
1:19:18,587 --> 1:19:20,890
That's totally wrong.
You need treasury bonds,
1740
1:19:20,172 --> 1:19:21,423
corporate bonds, CDs.
1741
1:19:21,507 --> 1:19:23,300
No one has CDs anymore.
1742
1:19:23,384 --> 1:19:26,110
Oh, sweetheart, you are so cute
when you're confused.
1743
1:19:26,136 --> 1:19:27,805
But no, not music.
1744
1:19:27,888 --> 1:19:30,307
CD stands for
Certificate of Deposit.
1745
1:19:30,391 --> 1:19:32,851
Stephen Malkmus really harnessed
the acerbic talk-singing
1746
1:19:32,935 --> 1:19:34,520
of Lou Reed
with post-punk influences
1747
1:19:34,603 --> 1:19:36,522
- such as Wire and The Fall.
- bell rings
1748
1:19:36,605 --> 1:19:38,399
What am i wearing?
i would never choose this.
1749
1:19:38,482 --> 1:19:40,943
Because you're a physicist.
Do you want some pants?
1750
1:19:41,260 --> 1:19:42,270
Yeah.
1751
1:19:42,111 --> 1:19:43,862
bell rings
1752
1:19:43,946 --> 1:19:45,155
Welcome back, Barbie.
1753
1:19:45,239 --> 1:19:48,367
Gee, i am so awkward
and don't feel pretty at all,
1754
1:19:48,450 --> 1:19:50,286
and will anyone ever like me?
1755
1:19:50,369 --> 1:19:51,662
Sasha Or distract them
with the old standby.
1756
1:19:51,787 --> 1:19:53,956
Wearing glasses so they can
discover that you're pretty.
1757
1:19:54,331 --> 1:19:56,542
- May i?
- Sure. Go ahead.
1758
1:20:0,671 --> 1:20:3,382
There. Now we can see
your beautiful face.
1759
1:20:4,466 --> 1:20:6,593
And then there's pretending
to be terrible
1760
1:20:6,677 --> 1:20:8,178
at every sport ever.
1761
1:20:8,262 --> 1:20:10,180
Here, let me show you.
1762
1:20:10,264 --> 1:20:12,160
Here, let me show you.
1763
1:20:12,990 --> 1:20:14,268
- Here, let me show you.
- Here, let me show you.
1764
1:20:14,351 --> 1:20:16,270
Here, let us show you.
1765
1:20:16,353 --> 1:20:18,856
We'll do this
until every single Barbie
1766
1:20:18,939 --> 1:20:21,608
is deprogrammed and ready
to take back Barbie Land.
1767
1:20:21,692 --> 1:20:22,735
- Yes!
- Yes!
1768
1:20:23,152 --> 1:20:23,986
Yeah!
1769
1:20:26,363 --> 1:20:27,614
whistles
1770
1:20:28,365 --> 1:20:32,828
Hey! Tomorrow the Kens vote
to change the Constitution,
1771
1:20:32,911 --> 1:20:34,288
so we have to get there first.
1772
1:20:34,371 --> 1:20:35,831
The final stage of our plan.
1773
1:20:35,998 --> 1:20:38,250
To turn the Kens
against each other.
1774
1:20:38,334 --> 1:20:40,544
Now that they think
they have power over you,
1775
1:20:40,627 --> 1:20:42,796
you make them question whether
they have enough power
1776
1:20:42,880 --> 1:20:43,839
over each other.
1777
1:20:44,423 --> 1:20:46,592
What if this doesn't work?
1778
1:20:46,675 --> 1:20:51,130
What if he doesn''t...
like me anymore?
1779
1:20:52,264 --> 1:20:55,225
- He likes you.
- He was really upset.
1780
1:20:56,435 --> 1:20:58,270
Because he likes you.
1781
1:20:58,354 --> 1:20:59,980
And because he knows deep down
1782
1:21:0,640 --> 1:21:2,149
that you don't like him
the same way.
1783
1:21:2,232 --> 1:21:3,942
It still doesn't mean
i want to hurt him.
1784
1:21:5,361 --> 1:21:7,112
He took your house.
1785
1:21:7,237 --> 1:21:8,364
He brainwashed your friends.
1786
1:21:8,447 --> 1:21:10,491
He wants to control
the government.
1787
1:21:10,574 --> 1:21:11,867
True.
1788
1:21:11,950 --> 1:21:13,786
- Girl.
- Yeah.
1789
1:21:14,203 --> 1:21:15,621
- Wow.
- Yeah.
1790
1:21:16,121 --> 1:21:18,820
It's like I'm a woman already.
1791
1:21:18,457 --> 1:21:20,0
Welcome.
1792
1:21:20,840 --> 1:21:22,544
Is this what it's like? Wow.
1793
1:21:22,628 --> 1:21:23,462
Sasha's mother
It's time.
1794
1:21:24,460 --> 1:21:25,130
I'm ready.
1795
1:21:26,480 --> 1:21:27,910
Thank you.
1796
1:21:27,591 --> 1:21:28,967
Here i go.
1797
1:21:35,307 --> 1:21:36,580
Hi.
1798
1:21:36,141 --> 1:21:38,185
clatter
1799
1:21:38,977 --> 1:21:40,396
- bottles clink
- clunk
1800
1:21:40,479 --> 1:21:41,188
Ken Ah!
1801
1:21:41,271 --> 1:21:43,107
clatter
1802
1:21:46,527 --> 1:21:49,290
Oh, hey.
You've caught me reading.
1803
1:21:49,113 --> 1:21:51,730
Oh.
1804
1:21:51,156 --> 1:21:52,491
- I've been thinking.
- Mm-hmm.
1805
1:21:52,574 --> 1:21:53,826
- Ken Land.
- Kendom.
1806
1:21:54,576 --> 1:21:55,661
- Kendom.
- Kendom Land.
1807
1:21:55,744 --> 1:21:57,454
- Land of the...
- Land of the free and the men.
1808
1:21:57,538 --> 1:21:59,123
Right. Well, this place is...
1809
1:21:59,248 --> 1:22:0,541
Kendom Land.
1810
1:22:0,624 --> 1:22:1,625
.. really great.
1811
1:22:2,0 --> 1:22:4,503
And the Kens really
are just better at ruling
1812
1:22:4,586 --> 1:22:6,213
than the Barbies ever were.
1813
1:22:6,296 --> 1:22:9,490
Well, we just took patriarchy
and you know, made a patriarchy.
1814
1:22:9,133 --> 1:22:11,301
- Yeah, well, i was thinking...
- Yes?
1815
1:22:11,385 --> 1:22:15,180
I'm ready to be
your long-term-distance
1816
1:22:15,264 --> 1:22:17,266
low-commitment
casual girlfriend,
1817
1:22:17,349 --> 1:22:18,767
if you'll still have me.
1818
1:22:20,727 --> 1:22:21,937
Would you just hold on
for one second?
1819
1:22:22,200 --> 1:22:23,630
Oh, okay.
1820
1:22:28,485 --> 1:22:29,653
Ken Sublime!
1821
1:22:33,907 --> 1:22:35,868
i don't know. I'm gonna
have to think about that.
1822
1:22:35,951 --> 1:22:36,910
Oh.
1823
1:22:38,454 --> 1:22:39,246
Please?
1824
1:22:42,207 --> 1:22:43,167
Okay.
1825
1:22:43,500 --> 1:22:45,461
Come on in.
I'll play the guitar at you.
1826
1:22:45,544 --> 1:22:46,587
Oh, yay!
1827
1:22:48,255 --> 1:22:50,382
guitar strums
1828
1:22:58,223 --> 1:23:1,977
Said i don't know if I've
ever been good enough
1829
1:23:2,519 --> 1:23:4,396
I'm a little bit rusty
1830
1:23:4,480 --> 1:23:7,649
And i think
my head is cavin' in
1831
1:23:9,693 --> 1:23:13,822
And i don't know if I've
ever been really loved
1832
1:23:13,906 --> 1:23:15,741
By a hand
that's touched me
1833
1:23:15,824 --> 1:23:19,770
And i feel
like something's got to give
1834
1:23:19,578 --> 1:23:22,831
And I'm alittle bit angry,
well
1835
1:23:23,290 --> 1:23:28,253
This ain't over,
no, not here, no
1836
1:23:30,422 --> 1:23:33,300
Not while i still
need you around
1837
1:23:34,760 --> 1:23:36,637
You don't owe me
1838
1:23:37,638 --> 1:23:39,848
We might change, yeah
1839
1:23:41,990 --> 1:23:44,603
Yeah,
we just might feel good
1840
1:23:44,728 --> 1:23:47,439
i wanna push you around
1841
1:23:47,523 --> 1:23:50,192
Well, i will, well, i will
1842
1:23:50,275 --> 1:23:53,280
i wanna push you down
1843
1:23:53,111 --> 1:23:55,447
Well, i will, well, i will
1844
1:23:55,531 --> 1:23:58,659
Sasha's mother This is
the final stage of our plan.
1845
1:23:59,159 --> 1:24:1,537
Give them their dream come true.
1846
1:24:1,912 --> 1:24:3,956
And at the peak
of their happiness,
1847
1:24:4,390 --> 1:24:7,543
when they think you actually
care about this song...
1848
1:24:10,254 --> 1:24:11,421
... you take it all away.
1849
1:24:12,339 --> 1:24:14,633
i will
1850
1:24:17,928 --> 1:24:19,471
texting signal rings
1851
1:24:21,557 --> 1:24:22,933
Barbie laughs
1852
1:24:25,180 --> 1:24:26,186
- Who are you texting?
- Huh?
1853
1:24:26,645 --> 1:24:27,938
Who are you texting?
1854
1:24:28,897 --> 1:24:31,942
- No one.
- Let me just... chuckles
1855
1:24:32,250 --> 1:24:33,110
Ken!
1856
1:24:33,443 --> 1:24:34,820
Sorry. One sec.
1857
1:24:36,613 --> 1:24:39,533
That's a beautiful song
that you're playing.
1858
1:24:39,616 --> 1:24:40,909
Did you write it?
1859
1:24:41,340 --> 1:24:42,995
Yes. You want to sit here
and watch me do it,
1860
1:24:43,120 --> 1:24:44,580
while i stare uncomfortably
into your eyes
1861
1:24:44,663 --> 1:24:45,455
for four and a half minutes?
1862
1:24:45,581 --> 1:24:46,623
i would love that.
1863
1:24:46,707 --> 1:24:47,499
Baby
1864
1:24:47,583 --> 1:24:48,500
Sorry, one sec.
1865
1:24:48,584 --> 1:24:50,586
i wanna push you around
1866
1:24:50,669 --> 1:24:51,420
Be right back.
1867
1:24:51,503 --> 1:24:55,257
Well, i will, well, i will,
i wanna push...
1868
1:24:55,340 --> 1:24:56,925
Sasha's mother
You play on their egos
1869
1:24:57,90 --> 1:24:58,260
and their petty jealousies,
1870
1:24:58,343 --> 1:25:0,220
and you turn them
against each other.
1871
1:25:0,304 --> 1:25:1,960
One sec.
1872
1:25:1,179 --> 1:25:3,265
i wanna take you
for granted
1873
1:25:3,390 --> 1:25:4,433
ting
1874
1:25:5,601 --> 1:25:6,602
Sorry.
1875
1:25:7,144 --> 1:25:10,897
While they're fighting,
we take back Barbie Land.
1876
1:25:12,983 --> 1:25:15,402
Does the title of
long-term-distance casual
1877
1:25:15,485 --> 1:25:17,696
low-commitment girlfriend
mean nothing?
1878
1:25:17,821 --> 1:25:18,739
What do we do?
1879
1:25:18,864 --> 1:25:21,867
We beach every individual
one of them off.
1880
1:25:21,950 --> 1:25:24,953
No. We go to war.
1881
1:25:26,121 --> 1:25:27,914
- Against the Barbies?
- No, against the Kens.
1882
1:25:28,400 --> 1:25:29,374
- But we are the Kens.
- The other Kens.
1883
1:25:29,458 --> 1:25:30,834
We should probably
call them something else
1884
1:25:30,917 --> 1:25:31,877
so it doesn't get confusing.
1885
1:25:31,960 --> 1:25:33,450
No, because we'll know
what we mean.
1886
1:25:33,170 --> 1:25:34,171
But when we're
on the battlefield
1887
1:25:34,254 --> 1:25:35,297
and you say
"Ken at four o'clock,"
1888
1:25:35,380 --> 1:25:36,965
how will i Know if you mean
us Kens or the other Kens?
1889
1:25:37,490 --> 1:25:39,718
Because, my dudes,
we attack at ten o'clock
1890
1:25:39,843 --> 1:25:42,120
and take advantage
of the morning waves.
1891
1:25:42,950 --> 1:25:44,598
But not so early 'cause we're
gonna want to sleep in.
1892
1:25:44,681 --> 1:25:45,515
Right.
1893
1:25:45,641 --> 1:25:47,309
But what will we fight with?
We have no guns.
1894
1:25:47,392 --> 1:25:49,519
Tennis rackets and volleyballs.
1895
1:25:49,603 --> 1:25:51,146
And slap fights.
1896
1:25:51,229 --> 1:25:52,230
And beach offs.
1897
1:25:52,314 --> 1:25:54,149
- Yes.
- Oh, yeah.
1898
1:25:54,232 --> 1:25:56,151
Ken laughs
1899
1:25:59,988 --> 1:26:3,825
Doesn't seem to matter
what i do
1900
1:26:4,868 --> 1:26:7,287
I'm always number two
1901
1:26:8,455 --> 1:26:12,0
No one knows
how hard i tried
1902
1:26:12,876 --> 1:26:17,589
i, i have feelings
that i can't explain
1903
1:26:18,757 --> 1:26:21,218
Driving me insane
1904
1:26:22,260 --> 1:26:25,514
All my life been so polite
1905
1:26:25,597 --> 1:26:28,558
But I'll sleep alone tonight
1906
1:26:28,975 --> 1:26:30,811
‘Cause I'm just Ken
1907
1:26:30,894 --> 1:26:33,939
Anywhere else I'd be a ten
1908
1:26:34,231 --> 1:26:38,193
Is it my destiny
to live and die
1909
1:26:38,276 --> 1:26:41,988
A life of blonde fragility
1910
1:26:42,823 --> 1:26:44,449
I'm just Ken
1911
1:26:44,533 --> 1:26:47,828
Where i see love
she sees a friend
1912
1:26:47,911 --> 1:26:49,913
What will it take for her
1913
1:26:50,380 --> 1:26:53,458
To see the man
behind the tan
1914
1:26:53,542 --> 1:26:55,419
And fight for me?
1915
1:27:2,843 --> 1:27:5,345
Kens roar
1916
1:27:5,429 --> 1:27:7,347
groans
1917
1:27:7,431 --> 1:27:8,932
shouts
1918
1:27:9,570 --> 1:27:10,642
wails
1919
1:27:10,767 --> 1:27:14,438
I'll see you
on the Malibu beach!
1920
1:27:14,521 --> 1:27:17,899
Charge!
1921
1:27:19,234 --> 1:27:20,652
Aah!
1922
1:27:28,744 --> 1:27:31,496
You can't, Ken,
you can't, Ken
1923
1:27:31,621 --> 1:27:32,748
You can't, Ken
1924
1:27:46,845 --> 1:27:48,221
Hah!
1925
1:27:59,441 --> 1:28:1,610
And now they destroy themselves.
1926
1:28:1,693 --> 1:28:2,486
You know what i think?
1927
1:28:2,569 --> 1:28:5,280
i think we should put
our freaking Constitution back.
1928
1:28:5,405 --> 1:28:6,823
- Yes.
- That's a great idea.
1929
1:28:13,163 --> 1:28:15,457
This is a real hornet's nest
in here.
1930
1:28:15,791 --> 1:28:17,167
Watch your flank.
1931
1:28:19,377 --> 1:28:21,254
- i got shot.
- That's impossible.
1932
1:28:21,880 --> 1:28:23,256
Are there real weapons here?
1933
1:28:23,340 --> 1:28:24,70
Nope.
1934
1:28:24,549 --> 1:28:27,552
i wanna know
what it's like to love
1935
1:28:27,636 --> 1:28:29,596
To be the real thing
1936
1:28:30,889 --> 1:28:32,265
Is it a crime?
1937
1:28:32,349 --> 1:28:37,620
Am i not hot
when I'm in my feelings?
1938
1:28:37,145 --> 1:28:43,568
And is my moment finally here,
or am i dreaming?
1939
1:28:44,694 --> 1:28:47,989
I'm no dreamer
1940
1:29:29,573 --> 1:29:30,699
Ken
1941
1:29:35,412 --> 1:29:36,329
Ken
1942
1:29:40,959 --> 1:29:44,40
Can you feel Ken-ergy?
1943
1:29:46,381 --> 1:29:47,591
Ken
1944
1:29:51,636 --> 1:29:54,973
They are, you are, we are
1945
1:29:55,307 --> 1:29:57,100
I'm just Ken
1946
1:29:57,183 --> 1:30:0,610
Anywhere else I'd be a ten
1947
1:30:0,478 --> 1:30:4,274
Is it my destiny
to live and die
1948
1:30:4,357 --> 1:30:8,280
A life of blonde fragility
1949
1:30:8,945 --> 1:30:10,739
I'm just Ken
1950
1:30:10,864 --> 1:30:14,159
Where i see love
she sees a friend
1951
1:30:14,242 --> 1:30:16,202
What will it take for her
1952
1:30:16,286 --> 1:30:19,789
To see the man
behind the tan
1953
1:30:19,956 --> 1:30:22,459
And fight for me?
1954
1:30:22,876 --> 1:30:23,919
I'm just Ken
1955
1:30:24,252 --> 1:30:26,171
And I'm enough
1956
1:30:26,254 --> 1:30:29,424
And I'm great at doing stuff
1957
1:30:30,175 --> 1:30:32,469
So, hey, check me out
1958
1:30:32,552 --> 1:30:34,679
Yeah, I'm just Ken
1959
1:30:36,598 --> 1:30:37,933
My name's Ken
1960
1:30:38,160 --> 1:30:39,935
And so am i
1961
1:30:40,180 --> 1:30:43,688
Put that manly hand in mine
1962
1:30:43,855 --> 1:30:46,660
So hey, world, check me out
1963
1:30:46,149 --> 1:30:48,610
Yeah, I'm just Ken
1964
1:30:50,612 --> 1:30:53,907
- Baby, I'm...
- Nobody else, nobody else
1965
1:30:53,990 --> 1:30:56,993
- ...just Ken
- I'm just Ken
1966
1:30:57,994 --> 1:31:0,121
- Ken! Ken.
- Yeah?
1967
1:31:0,246 --> 1:31:1,706
Weren't we supposed
to vote today?
1968
1:31:1,831 --> 1:31:4,334
- What?
- To change the Constitution.
1969
1:31:4,417 --> 1:31:6,503
- It was today, wasn't it?
- Yeah.
1970
1:31:6,586 --> 1:31:9,470
chatter
1971
1:31:11,508 --> 1:31:13,510
President Barbie
Okay, ladies, let's do this.
1972
1:31:13,593 --> 1:31:17,263
All those in favor of letting
Barbie Land be Barbie Land,
1973
1:31:17,347 --> 1:31:18,598
say "Aye."
1974
1:31:18,932 --> 1:31:20,100
all Aye!
1975
1:31:20,183 --> 1:31:22,519
cheering
1976
1:31:33,947 --> 1:31:35,730
I'm so happy.
1977
1:31:35,156 --> 1:31:39,202
Go, Barbie! Go, Barbie!
Go, Barbie! Go, Barbie!
1978
1:31:39,285 --> 1:31:42,998
Go, Barbie! Go, Barbie!
Go, Barbie! Go, Barbie!
1979
1:31:54,634 --> 1:31:56,261
Is it just my imagination,
1980
1:31:56,344 --> 1:32:0,265
or did these Mojo Dojo
Casa Houses just get dreamier?
1981
1:32:1,433 --> 1:32:3,977
That's because they're
Dreamhouses, motherbleep--
1982
1:32:4,600 --> 1:32:4,936
- gasping
- That's right.
1983
1:32:5,200 --> 1:32:7,564
We've reinstated
the Barbie Land Constitution
1984
1:32:7,647 --> 1:32:8,481
to what it should be.
1985
1:32:8,565 --> 1:32:11,985
And restored all the Barbies’
brains and autonomy.
1986
1:32:12,680 --> 1:32:13,280
Yes!
1987
1:32:15,864 --> 1:32:18,408
And we seriously disinfected
those houses.
1988
1:32:18,491 --> 1:32:19,534
What do we do?
1989
1:32:21,619 --> 1:32:22,662
Kens!
1990
1:32:24,748 --> 1:32:26,124
Who are we attacking, sir?
1991
1:32:26,207 --> 1:32:26,875
No--
1992
1:32:29,850 --> 1:32:30,211
No--
1993
1:32:32,130 --> 1:32:33,590
Baah!
1994
1:32:33,673 --> 1:32:35,467
Don't look at me!
1995
1:32:36,718 --> 1:32:37,552
whispering Is he crying?
1996
1:32:38,261 --> 1:32:39,929
Just give us a minute.
1997
1:32:40,130 --> 1:32:41,890
Ken sobbing
1998
1:32:45,185 --> 1:32:48,480
- Ken.
- sobbing
1999
1:32:49,439 --> 1:32:50,607
Are you okay?
2000
1:32:50,690 --> 1:32:52,317
Yeah. Totally.
2001
1:32:52,400 --> 1:32:54,110
It's okay if you're crying.
2002
1:32:54,235 --> 1:32:56,571
You know, i cried, too.
It's actually kind of amazing.
2003
1:32:56,654 --> 1:32:58,990
I'm a liberated man.
i know crying is not weak.
2004
1:32:59,740 --> 1:33:0,200
Okay.
2005
1:33:2,744 --> 1:33:3,703
You wanna sit up for a minute?
2006
1:33:4,704 --> 1:33:6,623
Ah.
coughs, sniffles
2007
1:33:7,207 --> 1:33:8,333
exhales
2008
1:33:9,292 --> 1:33:10,335
This...
2009
1:33:11,294 --> 1:33:13,880
It was hard running stuff.
2010
1:33:14,255 --> 1:33:15,423
i didn't love it.
2011
1:33:17,258 --> 1:33:18,343
i get it.
2012
1:33:21,513 --> 1:33:22,639
sputters
2013
1:33:22,722 --> 1:33:24,849
And those mini-fridges
are So small.
2014
1:33:24,933 --> 1:33:25,600
Mm-hmm.
2015
1:33:25,683 --> 1:33:26,851
You could only fit
a six pack in them.
2016
1:33:26,935 --> 1:33:30,230
And the freezers
are basically useless.
2017
1:33:32,650 --> 1:33:33,566
To be honest, when i found out
2018
1:33:33,650 --> 1:33:35,276
that patriarchy wasn't
about horses,
2019
1:33:35,360 --> 1:33:36,820
i lost interest anyway.
2020
1:33:38,113 --> 1:33:39,405
That's okay.
2021
1:33:44,577 --> 1:33:46,830
i always thought
this would be our house.
2022
1:33:50,830 --> 1:33:51,209
Oh.
2023
1:33:51,292 --> 1:33:53,920
sobs, sniffles
2024
1:33:54,337 --> 1:33:56,923
- Ken.
- whimpering
2025
1:33:57,632 --> 1:34:0,301
- i think i owe you an apology.
- Huh?
2026
1:34:0,385 --> 1:34:2,303
I'm really sorry
i took you for granted.
2027
1:34:2,387 --> 1:34:3,513
Oh.
2028
1:34:5,181 --> 1:34:7,392
Not every night
had to be girls’ night.
2029
1:34:11,104 --> 1:34:12,605
Thank you for saying that.
2030
1:34:14,232 --> 1:34:15,150
Thank you.
2031
1:34:17,277 --> 1:34:20,488
Oh. i didn't mean
to suggest, uh...
2032
1:34:20,572 --> 1:34:23,116
i just don't know who i am
without you.
2033
1:34:24,450 --> 1:34:26,770
You're Ken.
2034
1:34:27,360 --> 1:34:30,165
But it's "Barbie and Ken."
2035
1:34:31,875 --> 1:34:34,460
There is no just "Ken."
2036
1:34:35,503 --> 1:34:37,380
That's why i was created.
2037
1:34:37,463 --> 1:34:42,886
i only exist
within the warmth of your gaze.
2038
1:34:44,262 --> 1:34:50,310
Without it, I'm just another
blond guy who can't do flips.
2039
1:34:56,691 --> 1:34:57,942
gasping
2040
1:34:59,235 --> 1:35:4,730
Maybe it's time
to discover who Ken is.
2041
1:35:4,699 --> 1:35:7,350
- Okay. i think i get it now.
- Okay.
2042
1:35:7,118 --> 1:35:9,537
No, no, no!
This isn't the answer.
2043
1:35:11,623 --> 1:35:12,999
- gasp
- Ouch.
2044
1:35:13,820 --> 1:35:14,830
Ken i feel so stupid.
2045
1:35:14,167 --> 1:35:15,418
- No.
- No.
2046
1:35:15,501 --> 1:35:17,420
i look so stupid.
2047
1:35:17,503 --> 1:35:20,673
- Well, yeah.
- i look so stupid!
2048
1:35:20,798 --> 1:35:23,176
- No!
- So cool. You look so cool.
2049
1:35:24,135 --> 1:35:26,554
Okay. Ken,
you have to figure out
2050
1:35:26,638 --> 1:35:28,389
who you are without me.
2051
1:35:30,990 --> 1:35:31,590
Why?
2052
1:35:31,142 --> 1:35:32,936
You're not your girlfriend.
2053
1:35:33,190 --> 1:35:35,855
You're not your house,
you're not your mink.
2054
1:35:36,105 --> 1:35:37,690
- Beach?
- Nope.
2055
1:35:37,815 --> 1:35:39,817
You're not even beach.
2056
1:35:40,193 --> 1:35:43,863
Maybe all the things
that you thought made you you
2057
1:35:43,947 --> 1:35:47,909
aren't... really... you.
2058
1:35:52,789 --> 1:35:55,166
Maybe it's Barbie and...
2059
1:35:57,335 --> 1:35:59,128
...It's Ken.
2060
1:36:2,131 --> 1:36:5,260
Ken... iS...
2061
1:36:7,110 --> 1:36:7,845
...me?
2062
1:36:7,929 --> 1:36:9,970
Yes.
2063
1:36:9,222 --> 1:36:11,683
Ken... is me!
2064
1:36:13,184 --> 1:36:14,727
And I'm Barbie.
2065
1:36:17,814 --> 1:36:18,898
Ken...
2066
1:36:20,566 --> 1:36:21,567
...1S me!
2067
1:36:21,943 --> 1:36:22,652
Ken is me!
2068
1:36:22,819 --> 1:36:24,153
- Ken is me!
- Ken is me!
2069
1:36:24,821 --> 1:36:26,364
i don't even care
about being Ken anymore.
2070
1:36:26,447 --> 1:36:27,699
i just miss my friend Barbie!
2071
1:36:27,782 --> 1:36:29,409
- That's cool!
- Barbie!
2072
1:36:29,492 --> 1:36:31,119
whispers
I'm right here.
2073
1:36:31,202 --> 1:36:32,203
Ken!
2074
1:36:36,624 --> 1:36:38,793
i want you to have it.
2075
1:36:39,168 --> 1:36:41,337
Oh. That's nice.
2076
1:36:48,845 --> 1:36:51,556
We were only fighting because
we didn't know who we were.
2077
1:36:53,891 --> 1:36:58,563
Ken is... me!
2078
1:37:1,441 --> 1:37:3,443
laughing
2079
1:37:7,113 --> 1:37:8,197
Ken is right.
2080
1:37:8,865 --> 1:37:11,367
It's just so hard
to be a leader.
2081
1:37:11,451 --> 1:37:13,244
- You know?
- That's my boss.
2082
1:37:13,328 --> 1:37:15,538
It's-- Aah! Oh.
2083
1:37:15,621 --> 1:37:17,540
Midge, gosh.
2084
1:37:17,623 --> 1:37:19,375
i thought we discontinued her.
2085
1:37:19,459 --> 1:37:21,461
panting
2086
1:37:21,544 --> 1:37:24,297
Look,
do you know how many times
2087
1:37:24,380 --> 1:37:27,508
I've wanted to stand up
in a board meeting and just say,
2088
1:37:27,592 --> 1:37:29,520
"Can we just tickle each other?"
2089
1:37:29,677 --> 1:37:30,970
- Really?
- Let's have a company retreat
2090
1:37:31,540 --> 1:37:32,472
and just tickle each other.
2091
1:37:32,597 --> 1:37:34,557
Someone get me. Someone get me.
2092
1:37:36,809 --> 1:37:38,519
i love being tickled.
2093
1:37:38,603 --> 1:37:41,647
No, no, no. Don't hug me.
Don't hug me.
2094
1:37:44,442 --> 1:37:45,902
But thanks to the Barbies,
2095
1:37:45,985 --> 1:37:49,822
i, too, can now relieve myself
of this heavy existential burden
2096
1:37:49,906 --> 1:37:53,117
while holding on to
the very real title of CEO.
2097
1:37:53,951 --> 1:37:56,496
And we can restore
everything in Barbie Land
2098
1:37:56,662 --> 1:37:58,247
to exactly the way it was.
2099
1:37:58,331 --> 1:38:1,376
- Mister Mattel, i just--
- Please. Call me Mother.
2100
1:38:2,10 --> 1:38:3,252
No, thank you.
2101
1:38:3,336 --> 1:38:5,129
i don't think
that things should go back
2102
1:38:5,213 --> 1:38:6,297
to the way that they were.
2103
1:38:6,381 --> 1:38:10,635
No Barbie or Ken should be
living in the shadows.
2104
1:38:10,760 --> 1:38:11,677
Or Allan.
2105
1:38:12,637 --> 1:38:13,846
- Hey.
- Me?
2106
1:38:13,930 --> 1:38:15,723
- Yeah.
- Hello.
2107
1:38:15,848 --> 1:38:16,808
i just want to say,
2108
1:38:16,891 --> 1:38:18,351
I'm sorry
we called you Weird Barbie
2109
1:38:18,476 --> 1:38:19,977
behind your back
and also to your face.
2110
1:38:20,610 --> 1:38:22,271
That's okay. I'm owning it.
2111
1:38:22,355 --> 1:38:24,148
Would you like a job
in my cabinet?
2112
1:38:24,232 --> 1:38:26,359
May i please have sanitation?
2113
1:38:27,485 --> 1:38:28,319
It's yours.
2114
1:38:28,569 --> 1:38:30,571
- Yeah, thank you.
- All right.
2115
1:38:30,655 --> 1:38:31,906
- Madam President.
- Oh.
2116
1:38:32,573 --> 1:38:35,243
Please, may the Kens have
one Supreme Court Justice?
2117
1:38:35,326 --> 1:38:39,372
i can't do that. But maybe
a lower circuit court judgeship.
2118
1:38:39,497 --> 1:38:41,332
We accept.
As long aS we can wear robes.
2119
1:38:41,457 --> 1:38:43,626
narrator Well, the Kens
have to start somewhere.
2120
1:38:43,709 --> 1:38:45,586
And one day the Kens will have
2121
1:38:45,670 --> 1:38:48,50
as much power and influence
in Barbie Land
2122
1:38:48,890 --> 1:38:50,925
as women have in the Real World.
2123
1:38:51,80 --> 1:38:52,135
No, i don't want to.
2124
1:38:52,218 --> 1:38:53,428
- Just go!
- i can't.
2125
1:38:53,511 --> 1:38:55,555
- Grow up and go.
- i have an idea.
2126
1:38:56,514 --> 1:38:58,266
Tell me your secret dream,
child.
2127
1:38:58,349 --> 1:39:0,476
Okay,
what about Ordinary Barbie?
2128
1:39:1,727 --> 1:39:4,689
She's not extraordinary.
She's not president of anything,
2129
1:39:4,814 --> 1:39:5,565
or maybe she is.
2130
1:39:5,648 --> 1:39:7,900
Maybe she's a mom.
Maybe she's not.
2131
1:39:7,984 --> 1:39:11,237
Because it's okay
to just want to be a mom,
2132
1:39:11,320 --> 1:39:13,614
or to wanna be president
or amom who is president.
2133
1:39:13,739 --> 1:39:15,366
Or not amom
who's also not president.
2134
1:39:15,450 --> 1:39:17,535
She just has a flattering top,
2135
1:39:17,618 --> 1:39:18,995
and she wants
to get through the day
2136
1:39:19,780 --> 1:39:21,664
feeling kinda good
about herself.
2137
1:39:24,0 --> 1:39:26,294
That's a... terrible idea.
2138
1:39:26,377 --> 1:39:27,920
Yeah,
that's going to make money.
2139
1:39:28,40 --> 1:39:31,382
Oh. Ordinary Barbie.
i love it. Fantastic.
2140
1:39:31,507 --> 1:39:32,633
Okay, great.
2141
1:39:32,717 --> 1:39:34,135
- Great.
- Cool.
2142
1:39:34,218 --> 1:39:35,303
- Yes.
- We good?
2143
1:39:35,386 --> 1:39:36,721
i think we're good, right?
2144
1:39:37,221 --> 1:39:38,556
All right, let's begin the work
2145
1:39:38,639 --> 1:39:40,933
to close the portal
between our two worlds.
2146
1:39:41,476 --> 1:39:43,436
Hey, what about Barbie?
2147
1:39:43,519 --> 1:39:44,437
What do you mean?
2148
1:39:44,520 --> 1:39:46,272
Yeah, what about Barbie?
2149
1:39:46,355 --> 1:39:49,192
What's her ending?
What does she get?
2150
1:39:50,485 --> 1:39:53,154
Well, that's easy.
She's in love with Ken.
2151
1:39:53,237 --> 1:39:54,238
Barbies Aw.
2152
1:39:54,322 --> 1:39:55,781
That is not her ending.
2153
1:39:55,865 --> 1:39:57,200
grunts
2154
1:39:57,992 --> 1:39:59,994
- I'm not in love with Ken.
- Barbies Oh.
2155
1:40:0,770 --> 1:40:1,120
What do you want?
2156
1:40:3,164 --> 1:40:4,582
i don't know. I'm...
2157
1:40:6,751 --> 1:40:9,504
I'm not really sure
where i belong anymore.
2158
1:40:14,383 --> 1:40:16,135
i don't think i have an ending.
2159
1:40:16,219 --> 1:40:18,179
Ruth That was always the point.
2160
1:40:18,262 --> 1:40:21,516
i created you
so wouldn't have an ending.
2161
1:40:23,590 --> 1:40:24,268
It's you.
2162
1:40:26,812 --> 1:40:28,523
You're Ruth from Mattel.
2163
1:40:29,230 --> 1:40:31,359
Baby, i am Mattel.
2164
1:40:31,442 --> 1:40:34,237
Until the IRS got to me,
but that's another movie.
2165
1:40:34,320 --> 1:40:35,279
So, you're...
2166
1:40:35,363 --> 1:40:38,616
Ruth Handler.
Inventor of Barbie.
2167
1:40:38,699 --> 1:40:39,825
- gasping
- What?
2168
1:40:39,909 --> 1:40:40,910
That's so cool.
2169
1:40:40,993 --> 1:40:43,579
Her ghost keeps an office
on the 17th floor.
2170
1:40:43,663 --> 1:40:44,580
- What?
- What?
2171
1:40:44,664 --> 1:40:45,540
You guys,
2172
1:40:45,623 --> 1:40:49,210
you think the lady who invented
Barbie looks like Barbie?
2173
1:40:49,293 --> 1:40:51,379
Ha!
I'm a five-foot-nothing grandma
2174
1:40:51,462 --> 1:40:53,890
with a double mastectomy
2175
1:40:53,172 --> 1:40:55,299
laughing
and tax evasion issues.
2176
1:40:55,383 --> 1:40:57,176
Nobody looks like Barbie,
2177
1:40:57,927 --> 1:41:1,389
except, of course, Barbie.
Take a bow, honey.
2178
1:41:3,432 --> 1:41:6,102
i don't really feel
like Barbie anymore.
2179
1:41:10,231 --> 1:41:12,660
Come, walk with me.
2180
1:41:32,211 --> 1:41:33,254
Thank you.
2181
1:41:35,256 --> 1:41:36,424
Thank you, Barbie.
2182
1:41:38,551 --> 1:41:39,885
Thank you.
2183
1:41:49,478 --> 1:41:51,439
I'm not really sure
what I'm supposed to do now.
2184
1:41:51,522 --> 1:41:54,250
I've always been
Stereotypical Barbie,
2185
1:41:54,108 --> 1:41:57,486
and i don't think I'm really
good at anything else.
2186
1:41:57,570 --> 1:41:59,572
You saved Barbie Land
from patriarchy.
2187
1:41:59,655 --> 1:42:2,158
That was very much
a group effort.
2188
1:42:2,533 --> 1:42:5,360
And you helped that mother
and daughter connect.
2189
1:42:5,494 --> 1:42:7,790
They really helped each other.
2190
1:42:8,539 --> 1:42:11,0
Maybe
you're Self-Effacing Barbie?
2191
1:42:12,877 --> 1:42:14,837
Maybe I'm not Barbie anymore.
2192
1:42:24,550 --> 1:42:27,850
You understand that humans
only have one ending.
2193
1:42:27,933 --> 1:42:32,104
Ideas live forever,
humans not so much.
2194
1:42:32,188 --> 1:42:33,522
You know that, right?
2195
1:42:33,606 --> 1:42:34,565
i do.
2196
1:42:34,649 --> 1:42:37,818
Being a human
can be pretty uncomfortable.
2197
1:42:39,153 --> 1:42:40,363
i Know.
2198
1:42:40,446 --> 1:42:44,784
Humans make things up,
like patriarchy and Barbie
2199
1:42:44,867 --> 1:42:47,662
just to deal
with how uncomfortable it is.
2200
1:42:48,454 --> 1:42:50,164
i understand that.
2201
1:42:50,247 --> 1:42:51,582
And then you die.
2202
1:42:53,959 --> 1:42:55,20
Yeah.
2203
1:42:56,796 --> 1:42:58,130
Yeah.
2204
1:43:4,553 --> 1:43:8,683
i want to be
a part of the people
2205
1:43:8,808 --> 1:43:10,685
that make meaning.
2206
1:43:12,610 --> 1:43:14,630
Not the thing that's made.
2207
1:43:16,565 --> 1:43:19,443
i want to do the imagining.
i don't wanna be the idea.
2208
1:43:19,527 --> 1:43:21,280
Does that make sense?
2209
1:43:21,779 --> 1:43:23,906
i always knew that Barbie
would surprise me,
2210
1:43:24,310 --> 1:43:26,951
but i never expected this.
2211
1:43:27,340 --> 1:43:30,705
Do you give me permission
to become human?
2212
1:43:31,580 --> 1:43:33,541
You don't need my permission.
2213
1:43:33,624 --> 1:43:37,294
But you're the creator.
You... Don't you control me?
2214
1:43:37,378 --> 1:43:38,921
i can't control you
2215
1:43:39,40 --> 1:43:42,258
any more than i can control
my own daughter.
2216
1:43:42,341 --> 1:43:44,760
i named you after her,
Barbara.
2217
1:43:45,940 --> 1:43:48,681
And i always hoped for you
like i hoped for her.
2218
1:43:49,765 --> 1:43:51,142
We mothers stand still
2219
1:43:51,225 --> 1:43:55,730
so our daughters can look back
to see how far they've come.
2220
1:44:0,985 --> 1:44:3,237
So, being human's not
something i need to...
2221
1:44:4,238 --> 1:44:8,367
ask for or even want?
i can just...
2222
1:44:10,327 --> 1:44:12,580
It's something
that i just discover i am?
2223
1:44:14,749 --> 1:44:17,334
i can't in good conscience
let you take this leap
2224
1:44:17,418 --> 1:44:19,503
without you knowing
what it means.
2225
1:44:23,299 --> 1:44:24,592
Take my hands.
2226
1:44:31,474 --> 1:44:33,100
Now close your eyes.
2227
1:44:43,527 --> 1:44:44,945
Now feel.
2228
1:44:52,286 --> 1:44:55,414
heart beating
2229
1:46:2,606 --> 1:46:3,983
Yes.
2230
1:46:13,742 --> 1:46:15,494
sea gull screeches
2231
1:46:16,912 --> 1:46:18,497
narrator So, Barbie left behind
2232
1:46:18,581 --> 1:46:21,500
the pastels and plastics
of Barbie Land
2233
1:46:21,584 --> 1:46:24,211
for the pastels and plastics
of Los Angeles.
2234
1:46:24,628 --> 1:46:27,470
Okay. Thanks for the lift.
2235
1:46:27,840 --> 1:46:28,799
You got this.
2236
1:46:28,883 --> 1:46:30,217
I'm really proud of you.
2237
1:46:30,301 --> 1:46:33,846
Estoy muy orguoso de ti.
2238
1:46:33,929 --> 1:46:35,431
Orgulloso.
2239
1:46:35,514 --> 1:46:38,684
Orgulloso... Orgulloso de ti.
2240
1:46:38,809 --> 1:46:40,769
There you go. Close enough.
2241
1:46:40,853 --> 1:46:42,897
You guys are the best.
Thank you. Thank you.
2242
1:46:42,980 --> 1:46:45,566
Okay. Let's do this.
2243
1:46:45,649 --> 1:46:46,442
Si se puede.
2244
1:46:46,525 --> 1:46:47,735
That's a political statement.
2245
1:46:47,818 --> 1:46:49,690
That's appropriation, Dad.
2246
1:46:49,153 --> 1:46:50,321
dad Whoo-hoo!
2247
1:46:50,738 --> 1:46:52,197
mom
We'll be here when you're done.
2248
1:46:52,281 --> 1:46:53,320
- We love you!
- You got this!
2249
1:46:53,115 --> 1:46:53,824
Bye!
2250
1:46:53,908 --> 1:46:55,993
- Okay.
- We love you!
2251
1:47:4,501 --> 1:47:5,377
Hi.
2252
1:47:6,170 --> 1:47:6,962
Name?
2253
1:47:7,460 --> 1:47:10,799
Oh, uh,
Handler, comma, Barbara.
2254
1:47:12,718 --> 1:47:14,261
And what are you here for
today, Barbara?
2255
1:47:16,347 --> 1:47:18,515
I'm here to see my gynecologist.
2256
1:47:19,892 --> 1:47:21,894
"Barbie World"
by Ice Spice and Nicki Minaj plays
2257
1:49:27,190 --> 1:49:29,210
"What Was i Made For?"
by Billie Eilish plays ©
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