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Thank you so much for coming by,
Dr. Reynolds.

It's nice to find a doctor
who'll make house calls.

It's nice to find a patient
who can afford them.

I don't know what to do anymore.

Fran is obsessing
about still not being pregnant.

No need to worry.

All we have to do is talk
to her calmly,

let her know that she's special

and that there's nothing wrong
with her.

-Hi, Fran.
-Hi.

Why don't you tell me
why you're upside down?

Well, I was watchingThe View,

and Barbara Walters says
that this

helps you get pregnant.

Plus, you know,
I'm taking those hormones

and I also got some fancy herbs,
and he's been taking zinc.

-No, I haven't.
-Yeah, you have.

Remember those Tic Tacs
that you said

that you thought tasted
a little chalky?

This is sick! You are obsessive.
Now, stop.

Please, talk to her, doctor.

This is sick.
You are obsessive. Now stop.

Okay. Now, Max and Fran,
I'm getting the feeling

that you're not following
my instructions at all.

Remember, having sex too often

can actually diminish
your chances

of becoming pregnant.

Well, I assure you,
we're not doing it too often.

Aw.

Oh, honey.

There's something wrong with me.

No, no, sweetheart.
There's nothing wrong with you.

Fran, what you need to do
is let this problem float away.

Stop worrying.

For instance,
last night I was lying in bed,

worrying about how
I was gonna make

the down payment
on my new Mercedes SL

and the moment
I stopped worrying,
boom, house call.

You know, sweetheart, we should
listen to Dr. Reynolds.

We need to get our mind
off this.

I know, why don't we get away
for a while, mmm?

No.

Come on, Aspen's beautiful
this time of year.

Oh, I don't wanna go to Aspen.
They got babies there.

Come on. We haven't been outside
of this room for two weeks.

That's not true. Aw.

Oh, honey. Look, I know what
you're trying to do

but nothing is going to take
my mind off of having a baby.
Nothing will.

Not even an invitation
to be guests of the President
of the United States

at his gala dinner?

Are we at his table?

Of course.

Oh, my God!

We're going to meet
the President.

Yes. Isn't that exciting?

And he's only invited
his closest friends.

Oh, honey, I'm so impressed.

You should be.

Do you know how much it cost us
to become his closest friends?

Not as much as this house call.

♪ She was working
In a bridal shop ♪

♪ In Flushing, Queens ♪

♪ Till her boyfriend
Kicked her out ♪

♪ In one of those
Crushing scenes ♪

♪ What was she to do?
Where was she to go? ♪

♪ She was out on her fanny ♪

♪ So over the bridge
From Flushing ♪

♪ To the Sheffield's door ♪

♪ She was there to sell make-up
But the father saw more ♪

♪ She had style!
She had flair!
She was there ♪

♪ That's how she became ♪

♪ The Nanny ♪

♪ Who would have guessed
That the girl we described ♪

♪ Was just exactly
What the doctor prescribed? ♪

♪ Now, the father
Finds her beguiling ♪

♪ Watch out C.C. ♪

♪ And the kids
Are actually smiling ♪

♪ Such joie de vivre ♪

♪ She's the lady in red ♪

♪ When everybody else
Is wearing tan ♪

♪ The flashy girl
From Flushing ♪

♪ The Nanny named Fran! ♪

Oh, Sylvia, did you hear?

Your daughter and son-in-law
are taking me on vacation.

And all the help
will be cooking for me,

cleaning for me,

eavesdropping on me.

Niles, here's your plane ticket.

Oh, my, I've never flown
first class before.

Oh, wait a minute.
That's Chester's. Here.

Standby?

Oh, Niles, lots of people
cancel their trip to Aspen

for Thanksgiving
to meet the president.

Oh, by the way,
when we get there, make sure
everything's steamed.

I don't wanna meet the president
with any wrinkles.

Well then, you should have
met Truman.

Miss Babcock,
Niles is on vacation.

He's coming with us
not as our butler,
but as our friend.

So when he unpacks,
irons and cooks stuff
to fill the fridge,

it'll be as a friendly gesture.

-Yeah.
-[laughs]

-Nanny Fine,
-Yes?

Maxwell and I are
looking to produce
at the Kennedy Center,

so when you meet the President,

he doesn't wanna know anything
about your aunt's goiter,

your mother's... anything.

Or your campaign
to bring back the McRib.

Oh, I don't know.
I think he might sign
that petition.

Look, Miss Babcock,
I'm only going

to help take my mind
off of not having a baby!

I'm just gonna go and relax
and enjoy myself

and sit in front of
a roaring fire.

Too bad, it sounds like the
perfect place to get pregnant.

Why do you think I'm going?

This is the most
beautiful chalet in the place.

Only the most special people
get this.

Oh, I bet you say that about all
the chalets, don't you?

Have to. It's in the handbook.

Well, it's just a perfect room
to make a baby.

Oh, it's so sexy and romantic.

Gee, I can't imagine anybody
not loving to hang around here.

Ow.

Oh, I feel so bad for Niles.
I mean, coming all the way
to a ski resort

and then breaking your arm
and your collar bone

falling out of a limo.

-This is gonna be
the worst vacation for him.
-Yeah.

Ow!

You know, Niles, this is all
your fault. If you hadn't put
the leash on the dog,

-I wouldn't have tripped.
-Well, I had to.

He would've run away
and you would've lost him.

Well, why do you think
I brought him up here?

Sir, can't we hire someone else
to take care of her?

I'm sorry, Niles,
but no one's allowed up here

unless they've been checked out
by the Secret Service.

I barely cleared.

Well, why can't she
take care of her?

I can't push her.
I'm just a little girl.

[imitates mockingly] "I'm just
a little girl."

-[phone rings]
-Damn.

Hello?

Darling, do you know
where the butler keeps the
mini marshmallows?

Ma, what are you doing
in our house?

Entertaining.

Louie! Do you mind?
Stop rocking the chair,
you'll break it!

Thank God I didn't have it
at my place.

Ma, who let you back
in the house?

Who left?

So after the big gala,
are you gonna set up

for a nice, romantic
baby-making evening
with your hubby?

No, Ma.

I can't let Maxwell know
that I'm still obsessing on it.

Gonna have to do something
that's very subtle.

Well, if you want my advice,

tonight, you'll start trying
and trying and trying--

Ma, you're gonna have to stop
thinking about it.

Well, I can't!

The mini-marshmallows are in the
bottom drawer in the cabinet

to the left of the refrigerator.

Sweetheart, I put together
this list of topics
for you to avoid

when you're speaking
to the President.

Let's see...

Don't mention anything
about "Whitewater,

the Paula Jones settlement,

the phrase
"download the full text,"

Jennifer, Paula, Monica, Linda,

Kathleen, Ariana,

Kenneth, Newt,

McDougal, Orin, Al,

Sylvia, Morty,

Yetta, Freida, Rifka,
Babka, Shishka..."

E-Excuse me, sir, but we're here
to meet the President?

Well, duh.

Now, I'm agent Chris Malley.

Secret Service.
Mind if I check your purse?

-Oh, sure, sure.
-Thank you.

Oh, it's adorable.

You don't plan to check the
purses on the way out too,
do you?

I do now. Here you go.
Right this way.

Oh, hi, little fella. Hi.

How you doing, huh?

All excited
about meeting the President?

Mommy and Daddy gonna let you
stay up late tonight?

I'm 17.

Oh, right, 17.
Jeez, I didn't realize that.

Sorry. Right this way
to the senior's line, Grandpa.

Oh, hello, Mrs. Clinton.

I'm Fran Sheffield.

You look beautiful
and very thin tonight.

Oh, Hil, you just got
a little-- Over here.

No. To the left.

Move to the left. Yeah--

Oy, you know what?
Just let me. Let me.

Oh, yeah, there you go.
Now I'm gonna go
meet your husband.

Oh, hello, Mr. President.

I'm Fran Sheffield.

Hello, I'm Bill Clinton.

I know.

You know, your brother Roger
lives right next door to us
in New York.

Well, not for long. He's moving.

Because he's sick of dealing
with that neighbor's mother.

You know, the one
with the big blond hair

who's always screaming
and taking his pizzas.

How do you deal with it?

Er... You know,
we're thinking of moving too.

-Well, you here
with your family?
-Yes, yes.

I'm here with my kids
and my husband.

He's gonna be so excited
to meet you. He'll be here
in a second.

You know, he was so worried

that I was gonna say
something embarrassing.

Oh, here's the Imodium A-D,
honey. Just knock
on your father's stall.

You know, it could be the zinc
I'm giving him too.

We're trying to get pregnant,
but it just doesn't seem
to be happening.

Is there anything
I can do to help?

Excuse me. What did you say?

-Why is she hitting him?
-Nothing. Nothing. Nothing.

This is my husband,
Mr. President. Maxwell.

Oh, how do you do,
Mr. President?
A pleasure to meet you.

I've heard so much about you.

Of course, I haven't believed
everything I've heard or read

but I haven't actually
read or seen anything.

-I'm-- I--
-Honey, honey, honey.

As they say in the theater,
let's leave them wanting more.

Oh, my God.
I've just humiliated myself

in front of the President
of the United States of America.

So, what are you smiling about?

Because I didn't do it.

Oh, honey,
would you please stop worrying?

I just can't believe
what I said.

I just totally lost control.

Sweetie, you're obsessing.

The way to stop thinking about
it is to do something else.

-Oh, you're right, sweetheart.
-Come on.

You think he thought
I was an idiot?

Let it go.

Don't answer it.

Oh, I have to get that. It could
be the President calling

to see if I feel okay
about what I said.

Oh, stop it.
Don't be ridiculous.

Hello?

Oh, hello.

It's the President's secretary.

-Yes.
-Tell him I feel okay.

-I didn't give it
a second thought.
-Okay.

Oh, that would be lovely.

Thank you so much.
Thank you. Goodbye.

Oh, you're not gonna
believe that.

The President and Hillary want
me to go skiing with them.

Get this,
they thought I was charming.

Fantastic. You're going
skiing with the President

-of the
United States of America.
-I know!

Oh, you'll take your camera.

-You'll get pictures.
-Yeah.

-You'll get autographs.
-Oh, yeah.

You'll talk to him about me
doing the Kennedy Center thing.

Definitely.

-You know,
you are a wonderful woman.
-Mm-hmm.

Come on,
let's take up where we left off.

What am I gonna wear?

Look at that guy skiing
with Chelsea. What does
he have that I don't?

The last name DiCaprio?

I mean, am I the only one
worried about Fran?

She's skiing with the President.
She's never skied before.

Don't be worried.
Her instructor said she's heads
above the rest of the class.

Okay, girls.

Ready to go down the hill
and get our skis?

-Okay, everybody, hold hands.
-I don't wanna hold her hand.

She keeps pulling me down
when she falls.

You are not a team player,
little girl.

-And you're not a little girl.
-Girls.

Girls, enough.

Well, she started.

-Fran?
-What?

Where's your guardian?

He's over there.

Well, I think you need to go
over there and take a time-out.

You girls are all
in a clique and--

I don't wanna be in your clique.

-Honey.
-Sweetheart, what's the matter?

-Why are you crying?
-I only have five days

to learn how to ski
for the President
and I'm not picking it up.

Well, that's all right,
sweetheart. I'll teach you.

Really? You don't mind?

-No, of course not.
-I love you.

I saw that, Cecily!

How hard can it be
to make the V?

Even the five-year-olds
can do it.

Well, thank you, Cecily.

Now, just squat, like this:

-Get in a squatting position,
all right?
-Okay.

Just like,
with your weight forward.

Now, if you wanna turn
to the right, you do this.

You wanna turn to the left,
you do this.

All right? Right, left.

Weight forward out there.

The important thing
is knowing how to-- Stop!

Wait for me!

Wait for me!

Honey, we've been here
for two and a half hours.

I don't think anyone
is gonna find us.

Wait. My voice carries.

Help!

Sweetheart.

Snow hanging precariously
above us.

Sweetie, I'm so cold.

Oh, honey, why didn't you wear
your Long Johns like I told you?

Because it adds
unnecessary bulk.

Honey, what are we gonna do?

Oh, just let me hold you.

That'll warm you up. There.

-Warmer?
-I'm getting a little toasty.

You know, this has always been
a fantasy of mine.

What? To make love in the snow?

No, to make love
with my ski instructor.

[sneezes]

Oh, God bless you.

Oh, Niles.

Why aren't I any better?

I mean, it's been five days
since they rescued us
off that mountain.

I can't ski now I have this
terrible cold on top of it.

Well, why don't you
take something?

Well, I went to the clinic
to try and get a prescription

but they wouldn't give me
any antibiotics until they ran
some stupid test.

Meanwhile, my ears are
so plugged, I can't even
hear myself talk.

Ha, lucky you.

I'm sorry. It's just that I've
spent my entire vacation

scratching parts
of Miss Babcock's body

even she is loathed to touch.

Well, I can't wait for this
pharmacy to deliver
the antibiotics anymore.

I'm just gonna have to go.
I mean, I ski with the President
in a half an hour.

You wanna come and have
hot chocolate in my cabin?

Oh, I get it.

Now that you heard
that I'm skiing
with the President

you wanna be my best friend.

Well, no, thank you.

Fine.

Is Ingrid coming?

Oh, I'm so excited
about being with the President.

Ah, yes. Civilians.

So unjaded.

You know, I've never had my very
own Secret Service man before.

-Well...
-I feel so very safe and secure.

-Good.
-[both scream]

What's that?

We're gonna die!

We're gonna die!

We're gonna die up here!

Well, that's comforting.

It's a chairlift.

They have to stop it
to let people off.

Oh, okay.

What kind of a Secret
Service man are you, anyway?

A really bad one.

In fact, they only keep me
around because I guard
the presidential parrot.

But one day I left the
window open. "Hail to the chief,
hail to the chief."

I gotta say that every time
they walk by the covered cage.

Oh, that's okay.

-Take it easy.
-Thank you. Thank you.

I'm very high-strung.

-[phone rings]
-[screams]

Boy, you're all man, aren't you?

Oh, take it easy.

It's just a cell phone.

Oh, good.

Hello?

Oh, yes.

How come you never dropped off
my prescription?

Oh.

Oh, really?

Oh, thank you.

Thank you so much.

Yes, goodbye.

Oh, my God.

I'm pregnant.

Oh, did you hear that?

The pharmacy called
and said that I'm pregnant!

I'm pregnant! I'm pregnant!

Hi.

Oh, hi, sweetheart.

What are you doing back so soon?

I thought you would be
with the President for hours.

I didn't go.

I wanted to be with
the most important man
in my life.

What?

What is it, darling?

Sweetie, what did
we come here for?

To go to a gala dinner
with the President?

And?

To get him to agree to let me
produce at the Kennedy Center,

which he did.

Honey, I'm trying
to be romantic, but you're
frustrating me a little here.

I'm sorry, sweetheart.
What are you trying to tell me?

Let me give you a hint.

Do you remember
when Dr. Reynolds said

what might happen
if I would just relax?

-Yes.
-Well, remember how
relaxed I was

in the cave?

Yes.

Darling...

Are we nodding and smiling
because you're trying to tell me

we're gonna have a baby?

[screeches]

Oh, sweetheart!

Oh, we're gonna have a baby!

Wait, wait, are they sure?

Absolutely, positively.

Oh, sweetheart,
I love you so much.

Oh, I love you.

Can you believe our good luck
that this trip happened
right now at this time?

I mean, think of it.

Because of President Clinton,
I'm pregnant!

God bless America!

You know, this is my first
Thanksgiving that I'm eating
for two.

You know, Sylvia,
if you stop now
you'll be able to say the same.

Honey, didn't you enjoy
your dinner?

Yeah, of course I did.

Well, then how come your pants
aren't undone

and you're not saying,
"Ah, I'm so nauseous"?

Darling, I stop eating
when I'm full.

He's foreign.

Oh, we have so much
to be grateful for.

I know that I'm thankful that
I'm married and I'm pregnant.

And I'm thankful
it was in that order.

Morty, are you all right?
You've been so quiet.

[groans] I'm nauseous.

I should have bet on Pittsburgh.

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