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A single gal spends most of her life
searching for the perfect male.
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And out of the blue, it arrives.
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Aleksandr Petrovsky was
a rather famous artist...
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with whom I'd had one rather infamous date.
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It's been three whole weeks.
I thought you died or something.
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I did die. From rejection.
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How could you have left me on the street
all alone?
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- It still hurts.
- You'll get over it. You're a big boy.
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And where did you get this information?
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I was in Holland for work.
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- Holland? Listen to you.
- Been there?
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To the land of the wooden shoes? No.
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I brought you a little present. Let's sit.
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Milk chocolate.
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Or perhaps you like dark?
I've got it right here.
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You don't have a mousetrap
in there, do you?
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No. Why would I?
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I was being silly.
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You know, in the cartoons,
when they put their hands in the things...
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Voil�! Light or dark?
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Second only to the search
for the perfect male...
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is the search for the perfect fragrance.
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Am I peppermint musk? No.
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Ladies, I'm taking a lover.
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Yes. A lover. Aleksandr Petrovsky.
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Wait. The old guy?
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I beg your pardon.
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My lover is not old.
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He is worldly, and wise, and very sexy.
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- He is sexy.
- Very.
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Yesterday I almost did it with him
on a park bench in front of children.
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- What stopped you?
- Common decency.
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Oh, that.
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That and the fact that I'm not lover-ready.
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I need a little bikini waxage.
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Then snap to it. Don't play hard to get
with a man who's hard to get.
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Maybe cucumber-basil.
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- Why would you want to smell like a salad?
- I can't decide what I am.
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What do you mean, not old?
Charlotte e-mailed me his photo.
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Hello, 60.
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He is in his lover-perfect early 50s.
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Good age. They've been around
the block and know how to use their cock.
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You rhyme now.
Where did you get his picture?
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I Googled him. I wanted Miranda
to see your potential new boyfriend.
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Not boyfriend. Lover.
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- How long will you keep saying it like that?
- Uncomfortable with my taking a lover?
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Maybe he could be more than a lover.
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No, the only place this is going
is Loverville.
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I could see it going somewhere.
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Please, listen, half the time
I can't even understand him.
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We have nothing in common.
He's in and out of Europe.
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That could be good.
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You're not listening.
She only wants him to be in and out of her.
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Yes, but in a much less
obvious-sounding way.
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How about pomegranate-patchouli?
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- No, you need something classic. Clean.
- With just a hint of neurosis.
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How about you? Are you finding anything?
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I don't know. I'm trying to figure out
what Steve might like.
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Just get some Old Spice and call it a day.
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Steve does not wear Old Spice.
He wears nothing, and he smells great.
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Miranda and Steve, sitting in a tree...
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K-l-S-S-l-N-G.
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First comes love...
Actually, first comes baby.
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Great. Now I have to spend
the rest of the day smelling like...
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- Apples and hay.
- You bastard.
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Okay, let's go.
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Aren't you going to get something
for your new lover?
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I suspect he already likes the way I smell.
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- How lucky are we?
- Very.
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If Miranda and Steve had a fragrance...
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it would be called "Perfection."
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If Miranda, Steve, and Robert,
her ex and neighbor, had a fragrance...
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it would be called "Less Than Perfection."
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In fact, "Awful, Uncomfortable and Terrible."
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Hi.
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Well, if it isn't the happy couple.
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How are you today?
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Y'all have a nice day.
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The doctor said that Harry and I
have to wait at least two months...
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before we can even try
to get pregnant again.
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I'd like to go back to work...
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but if I do get pregnant, that's not
fair to the new employers, so l...
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I'm sleeping and walking.
How am I doing that?
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That's rude. This is important to me.
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I know it's important to you.
You know it's important to you.
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The homeless guy on the corner
at 57th and 7th knows it's important to you.
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Can we please talk about something else?
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I'll give you $100 to say
something bitchy about someone we know.
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No!
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I'm trying to figure out my next direction.
I need to talk about it.
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Fine. Talk till my ears bleed.
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But do yourself a favor.
Stop for a minute and look at the light.
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You mean, the fact that no matter
what happens with the baby...
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Harry and I'll always have each other?
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No, Char, the frigging light over there
in the park!
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When did it become fall?
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Somewhere between your ovaries
and my boredom.
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Imagine being blind...
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and not being able to see
a beautiful day like today.
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Can you think of anything worse?
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Stonewashed jeans with a matching jacket.
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Maybe I should stop thinking
so much about myself...
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- and volunteer for the blind or something.
- That would be a nice thing to do.
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Very Jackie O.
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Okay, let me begin.
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Can I ask you a question?
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Yes, it will hurt a little.
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No, that's not the question.
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- Are you Russian?
- Yes.
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See? Hurt a little.
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Yes.
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I was wondering,
how do you say "hello" in Russian?
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And how do you say "thank you"?
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You're welcome.
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The only thing more uncomfortable
than a bikini wax...
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is an elevator ride with an ex.
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Luckily, Miranda had figured out a way
to avoid that.
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Unfortunately, Robert had also.
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Robert. Hi.
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Okay, I guess I deserve that.
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Robert, I'm sorry. I never meant to hurt you.
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Steve and I just fell back in love.
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And so what was I,
your little halftime show?
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What?
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Not at all.
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I never thought that Steve and I
would get back together...
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or I never would have started up with you.
I hope you understand that.
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Well, I'll try.
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And I hope you understand
when you get my bill.
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- Your bill?
- Yeah, my bill.
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For services rendered.
You know, my stud fee.
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- Robert, come on...
- No, it's cool.
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I got your scene.
You're a busy working mother.
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Too tired to go out and eat,
call Hunan Kitchen.
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Too tired to go out and fuck, call Robert.
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- That's not true.
- Sure it is.
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- Fast food, fast fuck.
- You were not a fast fuck.
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No, you're right, I wasn't.
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I was nice and slow,
just the way you liked it.
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"Yes, Robert, oh God!
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"No man has ever been in this deep."
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What are you doing back?
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- I gave Robert custody of the elevator.
- What?
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We're moving my stuff in next week,
and you gave him the elevator?
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You're lucky I didn't give him Brady.
I bumped into him on the stairs.
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- How bad was it?
- Hug me.
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It was that bad?
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So we can't ever use the elevator?
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Not between 8:00 a.m. And 10:00 p.m.
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- We have a baby in a stroller.
- I know.
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Why did I have to shit where I eat?
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- Look, he's just upset. It will blow over.
- I don't think so, Steve.
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The man is crazy in love with me,
and now he's acting out...
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talking about how I said
no man's ever been in me that deep.
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- What?
- Nothing.
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Nothing. I'm fine.
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Wednesday night, after dinner...
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I took the express elevator to Loverville.
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You speak Russian very well.
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Is that the only word you know?
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Yes, that is the only word you know.
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There's my studio, and here is my house.
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- You have the entire floor?
- Not at first, but over the years.
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This used to be some kind of sewing factory
or sweatshop in the 1920s.
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That's a lovely story.
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Very nice, if you like that whole
window-sky thing.
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Yes, it's lovely light in the morning.
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Study and kitchen.
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Would you like some fruit,
or a martini or something?
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Why don't you show me upstairs?
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My Russian may have been shaky...
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but I discovered I spoke lover very well.
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Turns out I'd found a sweet
bed-and-breakfast in Loverville.
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Good morning.
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Where...
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Morning. Come, sit.
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In the light of day,
everything looked completely different.
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Would you like some coffee?
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What kind?
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Regular.
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Regular coffee is for regular people.
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You are not regular.
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- I hope I'm not in the way.
- What way?
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That's Violette, Padma, Lee. Hey, everybody.
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This is Carrie.
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It's my staff. Without them,
I would be sitting in the street with a sign:
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"I will do art for food."
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Speaking of food...
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pancakes for the lady.
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Hope you're hungry.
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Aren't you gonna eat?
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No, I'm done.
I'm off to Amsterdam, remember?
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Yeah, right.
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Maybe before I leave,
I'll have one more little bite.
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There I was, having pancakes at IHOP...
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the International House Of Petrovsky's.
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And they just went on about
their business, totally unfazed.
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Honey, they've seen it all.
You've gotta give it to him.
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Making pancakes for pussy,
that's a classy touch.
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What? You don't think you're the first babe
he battered up for?
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No, you're right.
The whole thing was so choreographed.
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He knew exactly what he was doing.
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Sounds good to me.
I miss a man with the moves.
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So Smith, no moves?
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No, he has them. Most of them
I've given him, but he has them.
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Truth time? I'm a little jealous.
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Of what? My Grand Slam Breakfast?
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You've got yourself a man,
a real power player.
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Someone who takes charge,
drags you to the bed...
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has his way with you, doesn't have to
ask what you want, and fucks you.
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We're not talking about me anymore,
are we?
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No. I mean, Smith, he's hot, but he's a baby.
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He's almost 30.
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Still, I swear, sometimes I don't know
whether to blow him or burp him.
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I need a grownup.
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So, how were they?
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The pancakes? Delicious. Exactly
what I wanted, I couldn't get enough.
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No, I was referring to the moves.
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Delicious. Exactly what I wanted,
I couldn't get enough.
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Good for you.
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So how many pancakes do you think
that kitchen has seen?
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Does it matter?
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In the cold, harsh reality of daylight...
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I knew it didn't matter.
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But in the colder, harsher reality
of a woman...
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who'd just slept with someone she likes,
it did.
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Google.com showed many, many listings...
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on the art of Aleksandr Petrovsky...
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and one on his many, many women.
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According to certain scientists,
whenever a woman has sex...
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her body produces a chemical
which causes her to emotionally attach.
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This chemical may also account...
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for the series of terrifying questions
that involuntarily pop into our minds...
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after just one casual tryst.
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Questions like, "Does he like me?
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"Will he call again?"
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And the classic, "Where is this all going?"
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When it comes to men,
even when we try to keep it light...
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I got this invite to a party.
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Teen Posse's throwing it.
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"Top 30 under 30." I'm one of them.
242
00:17:02,968 --> 00:17:07,029
- Want to go?
- Teen Posse and me? No, and no.
243
00:17:07,106 --> 00:17:09,597
My agent and my manager
really want me to go.
244
00:17:09,675 --> 00:17:12,803
Will you at least look at the invite
and tell me how lame it is?
245
00:17:12,878 --> 00:17:14,937
The party may have been all wrong...
246
00:17:15,014 --> 00:17:17,278
but it was being hosted by Richard Wright.
247
00:17:17,350 --> 00:17:18,874
What? Lame-ass?
248
00:17:20,586 --> 00:17:22,520
No, not so lame-ass.
249
00:17:23,022 --> 00:17:26,116
Richard Wright is a big name
in the hotel business.
250
00:17:26,192 --> 00:17:29,320
He brings a certain something.
251
00:17:29,562 --> 00:17:33,089
And it was exactly the certain something
that Samantha was missing.
252
00:17:33,165 --> 00:17:36,760
You should go. In fact, I'll go with you.
253
00:17:37,370 --> 00:17:39,167
- What the hell?
- Cool.
254
00:17:45,578 --> 00:17:48,945
And I'm not allowed to try
and get pregnant for another two months.
255
00:17:49,014 --> 00:17:50,447
- So you said.
- And I thought...
256
00:17:50,516 --> 00:17:53,246
I have all this time on my hands
to volunteer.
257
00:17:53,352 --> 00:17:56,515
Okay, working as a guide
for a visually impaired person...
258
00:17:56,589 --> 00:17:58,216
is a serious undertaking.
259
00:17:58,290 --> 00:18:01,885
We suggest all our potential volunteers
go to a public place, like a park...
260
00:18:01,961 --> 00:18:03,929
or a department store, with a friend...
261
00:18:03,996 --> 00:18:06,396
and let him or her
lead you around blindfolded.
262
00:18:06,465 --> 00:18:07,693
- Blindfolded?
- Yeah.
263
00:18:07,767 --> 00:18:11,294
Try not to take the blindfold off,
no matter how uncomfortable you feel...
264
00:18:11,370 --> 00:18:16,034
and you'll begin to get a sense of what
it's like not to be able to rely on your sight.
265
00:18:16,475 --> 00:18:17,806
Okay, bye.
266
00:18:20,379 --> 00:18:24,042
- Where can this possibly go?
- Thought you didn't want it to go anywhere.
267
00:18:24,116 --> 00:18:26,710
That was before I slept with him.
Now I'm not so sure.
268
00:18:26,786 --> 00:18:28,754
- Interesting.
- No, ridiculous.
269
00:18:28,821 --> 00:18:31,551
And according to my new best friend,
Google. Com...
270
00:18:31,624 --> 00:18:32,716
You Googled him!
271
00:18:32,792 --> 00:18:34,885
The man has dated
every woman in New York...
272
00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:38,862
from 1977 until last Wednesday.
273
00:18:38,931 --> 00:18:43,095
And who knows how many pancakes he's
making for other women around the world?
274
00:18:43,169 --> 00:18:46,605
Oh, my God, listen to me,
and I've only slept with him once.
275
00:18:46,672 --> 00:18:48,537
Okay, let's get blind.
276
00:18:48,674 --> 00:18:51,700
So once I put this over my eyes,
I can't take it off.
277
00:18:51,777 --> 00:18:54,268
- I need you to guide me.
- I'm there.
278
00:18:55,281 --> 00:18:56,748
- This is embarrassing.
- No.
279
00:18:56,816 --> 00:19:01,048
Thinking you can take a lover
is embarrassing. This is helping people.
280
00:19:03,489 --> 00:19:04,979
How's my hair?
281
00:19:09,929 --> 00:19:12,625
That's a European code. It's him.
Should I answer it?
282
00:19:12,698 --> 00:19:13,824
Okay.
283
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,968
- Hello?
- Carrie, it's Aleks.
284
00:19:17,036 --> 00:19:20,563
- Hi! How's Amsterdam?
- It's very Dutch.
285
00:19:20,973 --> 00:19:23,635
What? I can't hear you.
286
00:19:23,742 --> 00:19:27,439
I need better reception, I'm going to go
right over there. Don't go away.
287
00:19:30,516 --> 00:19:31,847
I'm sorry.
288
00:19:36,155 --> 00:19:37,918
- Tomorrow night?
- At 9:00, yes?
289
00:19:38,624 --> 00:19:40,990
- This is an impossible connection.
- What?
290
00:19:41,060 --> 00:19:44,518
- Reception is very bad.
- Bad reception, yes.
291
00:19:44,597 --> 00:19:47,566
- Tomorrow, are you free?
- Yes, I'm free.
292
00:19:47,666 --> 00:19:50,396
- Sorry, I can't quite hear you.
- I'm free!
293
00:19:50,469 --> 00:19:54,235
- All right then. Tomorrow, about 9:00.
- Yes, I will be there.
294
00:19:54,306 --> 00:19:55,671
Carrie?
295
00:19:56,008 --> 00:19:57,202
Hello?
296
00:20:06,385 --> 00:20:07,613
Sweetie?
297
00:20:08,687 --> 00:20:11,087
Would you like to sample Lumiere?
298
00:20:13,292 --> 00:20:16,989
- Do you need some assistance?
- No, thank you. I'm trying to help the blind.
299
00:20:17,062 --> 00:20:20,088
I just got separated from my friend,
but I'm sure she'll find me.
300
00:20:20,165 --> 00:20:22,463
- Lumiere?
- No, bad.
301
00:20:27,239 --> 00:20:28,433
Sorry.
302
00:20:33,112 --> 00:20:34,636
And there in the dark...
303
00:20:34,713 --> 00:20:37,876
Charlotte realized she had no idea
where she was going...
304
00:20:37,950 --> 00:20:40,043
in Barneys or in life.
305
00:20:41,854 --> 00:20:44,516
But sometimes,
even if you're not sure of your direction...
306
00:20:44,590 --> 00:20:47,184
you can find your way
to something wonderful.
307
00:20:47,259 --> 00:20:49,989
You know, they have these over there...
308
00:20:51,063 --> 00:20:53,361
I swear, I looked and looked...
309
00:20:53,432 --> 00:20:56,162
and then I thought, "Best if she finds me."
310
00:20:56,235 --> 00:20:59,432
- I'm meeting him tomorrow. Cute, huh?
- Yeah.
311
00:21:00,739 --> 00:21:02,673
Okay.
312
00:21:05,144 --> 00:21:08,136
Let's just go to the front of the line,
like I suggested.
313
00:21:08,213 --> 00:21:11,478
- I don't like pushing in front of people.
- Grow up.
314
00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:16,854
Smith Jerrod. We're on the list.
315
00:21:17,189 --> 00:21:18,952
Oh, my God, awesome!
316
00:21:19,925 --> 00:21:22,758
Love your hair. Let me just check you off.
317
00:21:23,529 --> 00:21:26,191
- And you are?
- Samantha Jones.
318
00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:30,900
Aren't you a sight for sore eyes?
319
00:21:36,175 --> 00:21:37,301
Dude?
320
00:21:37,876 --> 00:21:39,366
He's with me.
321
00:21:42,448 --> 00:21:45,144
- I'm sorry. Richard Wright.
- Smith Jerrod.
322
00:21:45,551 --> 00:21:47,917
Let's get some drinks, shall we?
323
00:21:53,292 --> 00:21:55,692
So, how long you been babysitting?
324
00:21:55,761 --> 00:21:58,229
Said the man hosting the Teen Posse party.
325
00:21:58,297 --> 00:22:02,199
Don't rub it in. Hotels have to stay hip,
so I have to bend over backwards...
326
00:22:02,267 --> 00:22:04,735
tone the taints
of these trendy little pissants.
327
00:22:04,803 --> 00:22:06,737
Well, you look good.
328
00:22:06,805 --> 00:22:09,706
That's because
I'm looking at you, gorgeous.
329
00:22:10,976 --> 00:22:12,841
Two more Scotch Rocks.
330
00:22:14,213 --> 00:22:15,510
What's up?
331
00:22:15,581 --> 00:22:18,812
- Can I get you a Scotch?
- No, thanks, man. I'm in AA.
332
00:22:18,884 --> 00:22:20,442
You kids today.
333
00:22:20,819 --> 00:22:23,344
So, how do you two know each other?
334
00:22:23,722 --> 00:22:25,383
We used to go out.
335
00:22:25,457 --> 00:22:28,585
And then I fucked it up royally.
Lost the best thing I ever had.
336
00:22:28,661 --> 00:22:30,993
Oh, my God, Smith! You have to come.
337
00:22:31,063 --> 00:22:33,861
Paulie is snotting pretzels out of his nose.
338
00:22:33,932 --> 00:22:37,766
- You have to come, it's fucking hilarious!
- Let's go, come on!
339
00:22:39,872 --> 00:22:43,399
- Paulie is snotting pretzels out his nose.
- Fuck you.
340
00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:50,776
Okay, this is the last load.
341
00:22:51,150 --> 00:22:53,516
For a guy with no stuff, you got stuff.
342
00:22:53,619 --> 00:22:55,519
Let's get the TV first.
343
00:22:57,056 --> 00:22:58,546
What the fuck!
344
00:22:59,858 --> 00:23:02,190
That wasn't like that
when we moved it in here.
345
00:23:02,261 --> 00:23:05,094
- Oh, my God! Robert.
- What?
346
00:23:05,898 --> 00:23:07,388
No. You think?
347
00:23:07,866 --> 00:23:12,132
Hello? He's mad, your name is on the boxes,
he lives in the building.
348
00:23:12,204 --> 00:23:15,640
No, it doesn't seem like him.
I must have bumped it or something.
349
00:23:15,708 --> 00:23:19,337
Steve, he's crazy in love with me.
350
00:23:19,411 --> 00:23:21,709
You didn't see how angry he was
on the stairs.
351
00:23:21,780 --> 00:23:25,147
Okay, this is bullshit.
I'm not gonna live like this.
352
00:23:25,217 --> 00:23:28,311
- What are you gonna do?
- I'm gonna take care of things.
353
00:23:28,387 --> 00:23:31,220
Be kind. He's still in love with me.
354
00:23:43,802 --> 00:23:47,499
Look, I need to talk to you
about this whole Miranda thing.
355
00:23:47,906 --> 00:23:49,430
What about it?
356
00:23:51,944 --> 00:23:53,969
I'll be right back, baby.
357
00:23:57,816 --> 00:24:02,048
Turns out Petrovsky wasn't the only one
with an international house.
358
00:24:04,990 --> 00:24:06,389
We're sorry.
359
00:24:06,859 --> 00:24:09,828
She's sorry, I'm sorry. We're sorry.
360
00:24:11,230 --> 00:24:12,891
I appreciate that.
361
00:24:23,709 --> 00:24:25,176
What happened?
362
00:24:25,244 --> 00:24:29,510
Let's just put it this way.
He won't be bothering us again.
363
00:24:30,149 --> 00:24:31,810
Was he very upset?
364
00:24:39,158 --> 00:24:40,921
When it came to Robert...
365
00:24:40,993 --> 00:24:44,554
Steve thought it was kinder
to leave Miranda in the dark.
366
00:25:19,464 --> 00:25:21,295
Where you going, babe?
367
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:24,801
Richard wanted to show me
one of his remodeled suites.
368
00:25:24,870 --> 00:25:26,531
Cool. Can I come?
369
00:25:29,508 --> 00:25:31,567
No, Smith, you can't come.
370
00:25:32,377 --> 00:25:35,608
Look, this was fun, but where is it going?
371
00:25:35,814 --> 00:25:37,247
Gorgeous?
372
00:25:41,286 --> 00:25:44,915
You go play with your friends,
and I'll go play with mine.
373
00:25:58,403 --> 00:26:01,566
Two years ago,
I was on top of the fucking world.
374
00:26:01,974 --> 00:26:05,774
Now I'm hosting a bullshit beer-bash
for a bunch of pinheads with six-pack abs.
375
00:26:06,545 --> 00:26:08,706
This is a world-class hotel.
376
00:26:08,881 --> 00:26:11,816
Fuck it, I've been down this low before.
377
00:26:13,852 --> 00:26:16,480
Richard may have, but Samantha hadn't.
378
00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:38,175
I just wanted to make sure
you got home safe.
379
00:26:40,946 --> 00:26:43,380
I don't know what's wrong with me.
380
00:26:44,249 --> 00:26:46,774
I hate myself for doing this to you.
381
00:26:52,758 --> 00:26:54,123
It's okay.
382
00:26:59,765 --> 00:27:02,256
Come on. Let's get you out of here.
383
00:27:03,735 --> 00:27:07,000
Even in the dark,
Smith could still see Samantha...
384
00:27:07,172 --> 00:27:11,074
and for the very first time, she saw him.
385
00:27:14,613 --> 00:27:17,138
I have some work to do in my studio...
386
00:27:17,582 --> 00:27:20,016
but you're welcome to stay, okay?
387
00:27:24,556 --> 00:27:27,047
It was at that moment I realized...
388
00:27:27,326 --> 00:27:30,159
I wasn't really comfortable in Loverville.
389
00:27:33,098 --> 00:27:35,225
I'm not that kind of Google.
390
00:28:24,216 --> 00:28:25,308
Hi.
391
00:28:25,484 --> 00:28:27,918
I just wanted to say thank you.
I'm gonna go.
392
00:28:27,986 --> 00:28:30,978
Okay, then I'll call you tomorrow, all right?
393
00:28:35,227 --> 00:28:37,787
This has been really lovely...
394
00:28:39,264 --> 00:28:41,858
but I don't think I'm cut out for it.
395
00:28:42,401 --> 00:28:44,130
I don't understand.
396
00:28:47,205 --> 00:28:49,105
The pancakes and...
397
00:28:50,509 --> 00:28:52,272
the other ladies...
398
00:28:53,378 --> 00:28:55,175
It's just not for me.
399
00:28:56,014 --> 00:28:58,778
There are pancakes, but no other ladies.
400
00:29:03,388 --> 00:29:07,119
I have a book with a few emergency
telephone numbers, yes...
401
00:29:08,627 --> 00:29:10,527
but now I just see you.
402
00:29:12,731 --> 00:29:15,097
This is not about a quick bang.
403
00:29:23,175 --> 00:29:24,767
I just like you.
404
00:29:27,879 --> 00:29:29,073
Why me?
405
00:29:34,586 --> 00:29:35,780
Why me?
406
00:29:39,758 --> 00:29:41,783
You make a good breakfast.
407
00:29:44,463 --> 00:29:46,192
So what's all this?
408
00:29:49,601 --> 00:29:51,466
It's too soon to tell.
409
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:48,000
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