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In every relationship, there comes a time
when you take that next important step.
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- Do I look all right?
- Don't worry, they'll love you.
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- I just want to make the right impression.
- They'll love you because I love you.
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Here we are.
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For some couples,
that step is meeting the parents.
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For me, it's meeting the Prada.
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Holy shit.
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You know, on my planet,
the clothing stores have clothes.
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Ladies.
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So how often do you shop here?
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- Carrie.
- Hi.
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I'm gonna guess more than once.
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If all my customers were this beautiful, yes?
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- This is my boyfriend, Jack Berger.
- How are you?
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Okay, two. Bonus round. I'm down with that.
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- He's funny, yes?
- Yes.
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And this is his first time at Prada.
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- We have some amazing new things for men.
- I'm here for my amazing new girlfriend.
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Can I get you something to drink?
Cappuccino, bottled water, champagne?
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- Champagne?
- Yes.
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Some couples spend
Saturday afternoon shopping.
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Look, everybody, it's Carrie.
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Other couples spend it sexing.
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- Aren't you gonna shower?
- Nope.
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I want to smell you on me all night.
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Dirty boy.
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So how's Friday at 9:00?
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I can't do Friday.
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But we always do Friday, it's T.G.I. Fuckday.
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- My play starts previews this week.
- Play?
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I was thinking you could come check it out.
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It's a kick-ass play.
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"Kick-ass play."
Three words I hope never to hear again.
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- Come on.
- It's in Brooklyn. I don't do borough.
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Don't give me that look.
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I'm the one who should be hurt.
You always spend Fridays in me.
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Okay, here's the deal.
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You come see me in Brooklyn...
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and afterwards, I'll make sure you come...
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and come and come in the bedroom.
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- What do you think?
- Two things.
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One, you look damn fine.
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Two, I'm a little hammered.
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Here, for you. Try.
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Now, that is fabulous.
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You know, I never say fabulous,
but if I did, I would.
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That's what a real shirt looks like.
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- But you will wear forever.
- Yeah, I'd have to.
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Does it also somehow open
into a small studio apartment?
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Carrie, tell him.
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My girlfriend used to talk me into things,
and I'm a better man for it.
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This is our first shopping trip together.
I want to take it slow.
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So how is Claudia?
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We broke up.
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Yes, is tragic.
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Only thing more tragic is Jack Berger
not having Prada.
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What can I say, except thanks for the hooch.
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Carrie, do you know any fantastic
gorgeous single women like yourself...
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I could go out with?
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Cheer up, sweetie.
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I may have found you
the impossible dreamboat.
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Straight, single, and works for Prada.
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- Is he Jewish?
- What?
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Did you think I would throw away
all my new religious beliefs...
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just because Harry
and I are no longer together?
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- Yeah.
- I am not a fair-weather Jew.
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Besides, I can't even think
about dating again.
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I'm way too sad about losing Harry.
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Now, Charlotte, honey.
You will start dating eventually...
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and by then
this Prada item may be off the rack.
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If she's not ready to move on,
she's not ready to move on.
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People can't move on before they're ready.
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I'm just saying.
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I can't even imagine dating again.
I mean, what would I say about myself?
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"I was married and then I got divorced...
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"then I fell in love with my divorce lawyer
and we were gonna get married...
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"but then I blew it and we split up, too."
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It's depressing.
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Now you went and told the truth.
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What are we gonna do about it?
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I say we get all dressed up
and go out for drinks Friday night.
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I'll wear my new Prada.
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- I'm in.
- Excellent.
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Shit, motherfucker fuck shit.
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There's a
"Shit, motherfucker fuck shit" situation?
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- I have to go to the theatre.
- They finally made that mandatory?
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A new play in Brooklyn. Jerry's in it.
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- So it's children's theatre?
- I think that's sweet.
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It's not sweet, it's pathetic
how far a gal will go for a good fuck.
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And speaking of the theatre, that night...
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Miranda continued performing
her one-woman show...
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I'm Not In Love With Steve.
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How was life on the playground?
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The little bratty girl had a birthday.
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Bratty had a birthday?
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Yep, here.
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I scammed you a cupcake. It's chocolate.
I had to fight for it.
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For me? Thanks.
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I'm getting a gut from all the cupcake action
on that playground.
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You don't have a gut.
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Okay, so I gotta run.
I wanna get home to see the Knicks game.
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Why don't you watch it here?
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I pay for ESPN and all,
and I've got all this extra food and all.
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Unless you have plans with someone,
in which case...
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Debbie's got shit to do.
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I wouldn't be crowding you?
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For the guy who scammed me
the chocolate cupcake.
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Cool.
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The Knicks overtime
turned into Steve's overnighter.
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All right, now I have to call somebody.
You have a Prada abuse problem.
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I do, do I? Here.
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For you.
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It's the "I never say fabulous"
fabulous shirt.
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Carrie, thanks, but you can't afford this.
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You can't afford
that stuff you bought yourself.
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Last week I couldn't, but voil�.
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It's a check from our publishers.
They sold my book in Paris.
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It's an advance from France.
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That's quite an advance.
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I know, I can't believe it.
Half off at home, big deal in France.
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I'm the literary Jerry Lewis.
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So, you see, you have to have
the "I never say fabulous" fabulous shirt...
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because you are the most fabulous...
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of all the fabulous men
who never say "fabulous."
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Okay, thank you.
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I'm starving. What looks good?
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The next day I met Miranda
and little lord Brady...
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for an early evening walk.
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If I get tired in about a block,
can you push me around in that?
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Sure.
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Steve slept over the other night.
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On the couch.
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We were watching the Knicks game
and it got late.
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Someone's gonna get hurt.
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Carrie, I can't help it.
It was the most fun I've had in a long time.
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- I like being around him.
- Then tell him that, I beg of you.
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- He has a girlfriend, did you forget?
- No, did you?
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- No.
- He probably already knows how you feel.
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No way, I'm acting my ass off.
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There is no Academy Award for that,
just so you know.
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My God, Courtney. Hi.
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- Carrie Bradshaw, the toast of Europe.
- Hardly.
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Miranda, this is Courtney, my publisher.
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Ex-publisher. I just got the boot.
Hence the gin.
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I'm gonna go home
and make myself a welfare martini.
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Wait. Why?
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"Disappointing sales in my sector."
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- I'm sorry.
- "Fuck them."
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If it weren't for the European interest
in your book...
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I'd have gotten the boot a week ago
when they started dropping all my authors.
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How's Berger handling it?
He's so frigging talented. I can't stand it.
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They should've never dropped
his second book option.
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Shortsighted A-holes.
You tell him to get the phone book out...
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and give me a call
if he needs a drinking buddy.
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Cute kid. See you.
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Berger never said anything to me.
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My God.
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And I'm running around buying him shirts
and shoving my big check in his face.
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- You didn't know.
- God, I feel awful.
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Why did I have to parade in
and brag about that check?
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Because you're proud of it.
And you earned it.
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- It's okay to be proud of it.
- This is not good.
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So what now? Should I tell him I know?
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Maybe you should wait till he brings it up.
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Move over, Brady, I'm getting tired.
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And in Central Park...
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Not him. Gay.
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Gay and doesn't know it.
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Here. Pale with no arms,
straight, and Jewish.
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Please, Harry and I just broke up.
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Char, you loved Harry, I loved Harry.
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We all loved Harry.
But it's been two weeks. Next.
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No next. It doesn't work like that.
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It do, and it better, because you are knock,
knock, knocking on sad-gal door.
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And nobody loves a sad gal.
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You don't understand what this feels like.
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You've never...
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- Never mind.
- What? I've never what?
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Lost the love of my life? Wrong.
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Paolo. Brazilian. Broke my heart.
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- I've never gotten over him.
- Anthony.
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Had an ass
like two scoops of butter pecan ice cream.
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Him. I could see you with him.
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- I'm not interested.
- You better get interested...
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or you're gonna end up all alone
and with no mans.
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Maybe I am.
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Would that be the worst thing
that could happen?
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Nice day to get laid.
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The corn.
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Harvested.
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The hay.
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Harvested.
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My youth?
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Samantha wondered
if perhaps she'd judged the arts too quickly.
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So was it worth the trip?
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I'm not usually a fan of the theater,
but get your cock out.
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- Did you like the play?
- I felt like I was hit with a tranquilizer dart.
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- Did you at least like my monologue?
- What monologue?
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After you dropped trou,
all I could think was...
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I got to get me some of that.
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This.
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I hope the critics like it more than you.
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I quit my restaurant job today.
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They wouldn't let me off to do the play.
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- So fuck them. Maybe it'll be a big hit.
- How?
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The promotion of this thing
is all out of whack.
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You have this pathetic, sad little flyer...
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and nowhere on it does it say
the most important thing about the play.
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- What's that?
- Full frontal, you, naked.
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Now, that's a reason to go to the theater.
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- Who's doing the P.R.?
- No one.
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They don't have money
for that kind of thing.
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We're getting paid, like, $30.
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Is this really what you want to do
with your life?
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Stand in an empty theater
talking some harvest-to-harvest bullshit?
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Yeah. I love it. I'm an actor.
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Then I'm gonna help you.
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You're gonna help me be an actor?
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No, I'm gonna help you be a star.
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Look, if I have to go see you act,
there better be a red carpet involved.
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I don't need help.
All I gotta do is work on my craft.
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All you have to do is work on your abs.
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But we have to do something
about your name.
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Jerry Jerrod. Awful.
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- Stop talking.
- Whatever you say.
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Matt? Toby?
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Ryan.
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Is something wrong?
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No, I'm just preoccupied.
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Berger, it's okay. I know.
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About the book option.
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I bumped into Courtney a few days ago.
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- Why didn't you say anything sooner?
- Because I didn't know if...
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- Does anyone else know?
- Like who?
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Any of your friends?
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Miranda was with me, but she...
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- I don't want her to know.
- She's fine, it's no big deal.
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It is to me.
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No, I meant to her.
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Right.
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I'm sorry.
242
00:14:41,928 --> 00:14:43,555
What do you have to be sorry about?
243
00:14:43,629 --> 00:14:46,462
The shirt and the check. I feel awful.
I would never...
244
00:14:46,532 --> 00:14:48,966
This has nothing to do with that.
245
00:14:50,102 --> 00:14:52,036
I think that check is great.
246
00:14:52,371 --> 00:14:55,135
Don't feel bad about that. You earned that.
247
00:14:55,208 --> 00:14:56,675
Good for you.
248
00:14:58,211 --> 00:14:59,838
I'm proud of you.
249
00:15:04,417 --> 00:15:06,817
Berger, do you want me
to talk to my new editor?
250
00:15:06,886 --> 00:15:09,013
Jesus Christ. No, thank you.
251
00:15:09,155 --> 00:15:12,147
It's just a dropped option.
252
00:15:13,292 --> 00:15:14,816
I'll be fine.
253
00:15:17,163 --> 00:15:18,790
Yes, you will be.
254
00:15:19,398 --> 00:15:21,093
Because you're great.
255
00:15:24,370 --> 00:15:27,567
He grunted. End of discussion.
256
00:15:27,640 --> 00:15:30,575
- I shouldn't have said anything.
- Look, when men are failing...
257
00:15:30,643 --> 00:15:33,703
- Berger is not failing.
- Fine, when men are flailing...
258
00:15:33,779 --> 00:15:36,304
Okay, yes, there's a bit of a flail.
259
00:15:36,382 --> 00:15:39,146
...they need strong women
to charge in there and help.
260
00:15:39,218 --> 00:15:41,049
Like I did with Smith Jerrod.
261
00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:43,816
- Who?
- Jerry. I changed his name.
262
00:15:43,956 --> 00:15:46,049
I'm helping him with his career...
263
00:15:46,125 --> 00:15:49,788
and Smith is the perfect name
for the next big thing.
264
00:15:53,299 --> 00:15:56,564
"Smith Jerrod, the next it boy, is so it...
265
00:15:56,636 --> 00:16:00,504
"that the glitterati are migrating to Brooklyn
to see him act."
266
00:16:00,940 --> 00:16:03,101
Are the glitterati migrating to Brooklyn?
267
00:16:03,175 --> 00:16:06,736
Yes, you are.
I got tickets for us all opening night.
268
00:16:06,812 --> 00:16:09,372
Invite everyone fabulous you know,
and dress up.
269
00:16:09,448 --> 00:16:11,643
I've got a whole red-carpet thing happening.
270
00:16:11,717 --> 00:16:13,378
Why are you doing all this?
271
00:16:14,253 --> 00:16:16,483
He's 28 and making $30 a week.
272
00:16:16,555 --> 00:16:20,218
The poor guy was dying.
I could help, so I did.
273
00:16:20,326 --> 00:16:22,624
And he isn't threatened
by you offering to help?
274
00:16:22,695 --> 00:16:25,357
No, he's a whole different generation.
275
00:16:25,431 --> 00:16:29,197
Younger guys aren't threatened
by strong women having power.
276
00:16:30,369 --> 00:16:32,894
Is it a whole generation or just him?
277
00:16:34,273 --> 00:16:38,141
As women's roles evolve and change,
we assume that men's do as well.
278
00:16:38,210 --> 00:16:40,474
There are hundreds upon hundreds
of articles...
279
00:16:40,546 --> 00:16:42,377
written about the new man.
280
00:16:42,448 --> 00:16:44,575
But does this new man really exist?
281
00:16:44,650 --> 00:16:46,242
Perhaps he's just the old man...
282
00:16:46,319 --> 00:16:49,447
renamed and repackaged
by some clever P.R. Woman.
283
00:16:49,755 --> 00:16:52,690
Are the men of today less threatened
by a woman's power...
284
00:16:52,758 --> 00:16:55,454
or are they just acting?
285
00:17:09,075 --> 00:17:10,303
Hang on.
286
00:17:10,876 --> 00:17:12,275
You're early.
287
00:17:12,478 --> 00:17:13,945
- Am I?
- Yeah.
288
00:17:14,046 --> 00:17:16,037
- You look nice.
- Do I?
289
00:17:20,953 --> 00:17:24,150
Looks like it's someone else's turn
to make cupcakes.
290
00:17:24,223 --> 00:17:25,315
That is so cute.
291
00:17:25,391 --> 00:17:28,155
I never did it before,
but it can't be that hard, right?
292
00:17:28,227 --> 00:17:30,991
- Do I look like the baking type?
- Right.
293
00:17:33,499 --> 00:17:37,094
"Mix batter in a large bowl."
294
00:17:37,269 --> 00:17:39,829
Okay, here's a bowl.
295
00:17:40,973 --> 00:17:42,838
Look at me, I'm baking.
296
00:17:42,908 --> 00:17:44,899
Miranda, you don't have to do that.
297
00:17:44,977 --> 00:17:49,107
Someone needs to help you,
and Brady really has no motor skills.
298
00:17:49,215 --> 00:17:52,082
One condition: I get to lick the bowl.
299
00:17:52,785 --> 00:17:55,583
Deal. I have the milk and eggs right here.
300
00:17:55,821 --> 00:17:59,086
You really are gonna score points
on the playground this week.
301
00:17:59,158 --> 00:18:03,219
It's not for the playground.
They're birthday cupcakes for Debbie.
302
00:18:04,463 --> 00:18:05,555
Fun.
303
00:18:05,631 --> 00:18:08,657
We're having a party,
and she said she didn't want a cake...
304
00:18:08,734 --> 00:18:11,703
but she didn't say anything about cupcakes.
305
00:18:12,471 --> 00:18:15,634
So how many cupcakes are we making?
306
00:18:16,442 --> 00:18:21,402
H-A-P-P-Y-B-l-R-T-H-D-A-Y-D-E-B-B-l-E.
307
00:18:22,815 --> 00:18:25,579
- 20.
- 20. Great.
308
00:18:30,623 --> 00:18:32,523
20 little Debbie cakes later...
309
00:18:32,792 --> 00:18:36,353
- That's bad, right?
- Here, let me do it.
310
00:18:36,962 --> 00:18:39,931
Shit. It's 6:30.
311
00:18:40,566 --> 00:18:41,999
I gotta go to work.
312
00:18:42,067 --> 00:18:45,093
Okay, let's just... I'll finish those later.
313
00:18:45,171 --> 00:18:48,868
Just go. I'll do it.
You can't do letters anyway.
314
00:18:48,941 --> 00:18:50,465
- Really, you sure?
- Go.
315
00:18:55,481 --> 00:18:58,780
Thanks. Miranda, you're the best.
316
00:19:15,701 --> 00:19:19,467
- Jello.
- I'm not going, I'm not up for it.
317
00:19:19,772 --> 00:19:22,434
If I'm going to the theater,
you're going to the theater.
318
00:19:22,508 --> 00:19:24,976
- I can't.
- Are you all right? What's wrong?
319
00:19:26,512 --> 00:19:29,208
I'm at Steve's, and he had to go to work...
320
00:19:29,281 --> 00:19:32,273
and I got stuck helping him
make 20 cupcakes...
321
00:19:32,351 --> 00:19:34,444
for his girlfriend's birthday.
322
00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:37,546
- Why would he ask you do that?
- He didn't.
323
00:19:37,857 --> 00:19:42,317
I thought they were for the playground,
and then it was too late to back out.
324
00:19:43,095 --> 00:19:46,258
It's my own fault.
What did I think would happen?
325
00:19:46,899 --> 00:19:50,096
He would see how great I make cupcakes
and be back in love with me?
326
00:19:50,569 --> 00:19:53,265
Damn it! I fucked up Debbie's "B."
327
00:19:53,439 --> 00:19:55,634
- Put down the icing.
- I have to finish.
328
00:19:55,708 --> 00:19:59,166
Debbie cannot have your tears. No way.
329
00:19:59,245 --> 00:20:02,681
If I don't finish,
Steve will know something's up.
330
00:20:02,915 --> 00:20:05,907
Miranda, you can't make those cupcakes
and live with yourself.
331
00:20:05,985 --> 00:20:08,215
Move away from the icing.
332
00:20:08,387 --> 00:20:11,083
- What'll I tell Steve?
- Blame the baby.
333
00:20:11,357 --> 00:20:13,587
That's what they're there for.
334
00:20:16,362 --> 00:20:18,353
- I put it down.
- Good girl.
335
00:20:19,131 --> 00:20:22,567
God, that's Berger in a cab.
I'm not dressed yet. Listen to me.
336
00:20:22,635 --> 00:20:26,594
You get out of there,
you go home, and I'll call you later, okay?
337
00:20:26,939 --> 00:20:29,931
- Okay. I love you. Bye-bye.
- Me too. Bye.
338
00:20:38,450 --> 00:20:39,712
Surprise.
339
00:20:42,788 --> 00:20:44,085
That's not a cab.
340
00:20:44,857 --> 00:20:46,620
No, this'll be much more fun.
341
00:20:46,692 --> 00:20:49,422
I haven't had her out on the open road
for a long time.
342
00:20:50,129 --> 00:20:53,155
I'm not really dressed very biker chick.
343
00:20:54,300 --> 00:20:56,928
- Prada and all.
- It'll be fine, come on.
344
00:20:57,202 --> 00:20:59,864
Not to be a total girl about it...
345
00:21:00,272 --> 00:21:02,832
but I really can't have the helmet hair...
346
00:21:03,108 --> 00:21:05,372
when there's a red carpet situation.
347
00:21:05,444 --> 00:21:08,743
We haven't been out on this thing
the whole time we've been dating.
348
00:21:08,814 --> 00:21:10,577
I really want to take the bike tonight.
349
00:21:10,649 --> 00:21:14,312
Think about how much fun it's gonna be
going over the Brooklyn Bridge.
350
00:21:14,386 --> 00:21:16,877
Come on, Carrie. For me?
351
00:21:21,427 --> 00:21:23,725
All right, just don't go fast.
352
00:21:24,163 --> 00:21:25,596
Good hat, huh?
353
00:21:28,667 --> 00:21:31,397
There is a little-known relationship law.
354
00:21:31,470 --> 00:21:35,201
When your man is down and out,
you have to get up and on.
355
00:22:02,134 --> 00:22:04,466
I told you not to go fast.
356
00:22:05,771 --> 00:22:07,534
It wasn't that fast.
357
00:22:07,740 --> 00:22:10,573
It just feels fast because you're on the bike.
358
00:22:10,643 --> 00:22:12,167
Bullshit.
359
00:22:12,378 --> 00:22:15,176
Couldn't you feel my hands
digging into you?
360
00:22:15,247 --> 00:22:18,739
- Yeah, I thought you were excited.
- I was terrified.
361
00:22:18,817 --> 00:22:21,342
All right, calm down, you're safe.
362
00:22:22,187 --> 00:22:23,950
I am not gonna die on a bridge...
363
00:22:24,023 --> 00:22:27,015
so that you can feel like some big man
on a bike.
364
00:22:27,092 --> 00:22:30,926
- What the fuck does that mean?
- You know exactly what it means.
365
00:22:31,063 --> 00:22:33,896
And I am sorry,
but I'm not sorry I made that money.
366
00:22:33,966 --> 00:22:36,935
I worked really hard for it,
and I never thought you would be...
367
00:22:37,002 --> 00:22:39,630
the type of guy
that would have a problem with that.
368
00:22:39,705 --> 00:22:42,503
Neither did I. But I guess I do, don't I?
369
00:22:55,954 --> 00:22:57,945
I'm sorry about the bike.
370
00:22:59,491 --> 00:23:01,482
Are you gonna look at me?
371
00:23:07,366 --> 00:23:11,302
I didn't think I was going that fast.
I'm sorry, I'll never do it again.
372
00:23:11,370 --> 00:23:13,770
Well, I'll never get on that bike again.
373
00:23:15,107 --> 00:23:17,541
Look, I don't want to be this guy.
374
00:23:17,876 --> 00:23:20,401
I don't want to be the guy threatened
by your success.
375
00:23:20,479 --> 00:23:23,448
I swear to God, I will do anything,
I'll do whatever it takes.
376
00:23:23,649 --> 00:23:25,617
I don't want to be this guy.
377
00:23:29,054 --> 00:23:31,818
I think you are magnificent.
378
00:23:33,992 --> 00:23:35,084
I do.
379
00:24:01,086 --> 00:24:03,020
That was for the helmet.
380
00:24:04,356 --> 00:24:06,790
Come on, let's get this over with.
381
00:24:27,212 --> 00:24:29,806
Carrie, over here. Right here, Carrie.
382
00:24:31,650 --> 00:24:32,674
They know you?
383
00:24:32,751 --> 00:24:34,742
I used to be a party girl.
384
00:24:37,656 --> 00:24:39,453
Can we get one alone?
385
00:24:42,861 --> 00:24:47,298
- Yeah, sure.
- No, we're together.
386
00:24:47,566 --> 00:24:50,831
- What's his name?
- Jack Berger. He's a writer, too.
387
00:24:51,303 --> 00:24:54,067
Lovely, thanks a lot. Cheers.
388
00:25:02,381 --> 00:25:05,373
They just do that
so that they can get it right for the papers.
389
00:25:05,450 --> 00:25:07,213
This just isn't my night.
390
00:25:08,287 --> 00:25:10,221
Look, I'm really not up to going in.
391
00:25:10,289 --> 00:25:14,316
I'll just wreck it for everybody.
Would it be okay if I took off?
392
00:25:15,327 --> 00:25:17,989
You can get home with the girls, right?
393
00:25:19,464 --> 00:25:20,453
You okay?
394
00:25:35,414 --> 00:25:37,041
"Hello, gorgeous."
395
00:25:38,851 --> 00:25:41,581
That is the worst Barbra Streisand
I have ever heard.
396
00:25:41,653 --> 00:25:43,951
When in Brooklyn, do as the Brooklyns do.
397
00:25:44,022 --> 00:25:47,753
Speaking of the worst,
I have, like, the worst seat I've ever had.
398
00:25:47,826 --> 00:25:51,159
Not anymore you don't.
You're sitting with me.
399
00:25:51,663 --> 00:25:53,790
And speaking of "one alone"...
400
00:25:53,899 --> 00:25:57,096
Charlotte sat in the theater
surrounded by couples...
401
00:25:57,169 --> 00:25:59,467
and in one, clear, crystallized moment...
402
00:25:59,538 --> 00:26:02,769
she felt what her life would be like
with no mans.
403
00:26:06,511 --> 00:26:07,876
Miranda's not coming.
404
00:26:07,946 --> 00:26:11,575
So my friend Tony from Prada
is sitting next to you.
405
00:26:13,585 --> 00:26:15,416
Hello.
406
00:26:16,788 --> 00:26:21,020
After all, what single girl in New York
would turn down a gift from Prada?
407
00:26:24,630 --> 00:26:26,791
All of Manhattan is here.
408
00:26:27,733 --> 00:26:29,758
Who's watching the Island?
409
00:26:34,706 --> 00:26:36,105
My youth?
410
00:26:57,829 --> 00:26:59,057
The rain came down.
411
00:26:59,798 --> 00:27:01,732
Hard, then soft.
412
00:27:03,435 --> 00:27:05,062
It hit the grass.
413
00:27:05,570 --> 00:27:07,800
Green, then wet.
414
00:27:09,675 --> 00:27:12,542
Wet, so wet.
415
00:27:14,346 --> 00:27:16,211
It reminded me of you.
416
00:27:17,349 --> 00:27:19,749
You always smelled like the rain.
417
00:27:21,586 --> 00:27:23,247
A stud is born.
418
00:27:35,667 --> 00:27:40,001
That night Smith Jerrod's Full Moon
became a sensation.
419
00:27:46,545 --> 00:27:49,537
- Full frontal, and he can act.
- Who knew?
420
00:27:50,582 --> 00:27:52,982
- Where's Berger?
- He left.
421
00:27:53,051 --> 00:27:55,178
He's coming down with a cold.
422
00:27:55,487 --> 00:27:58,547
- I'll see you later.
- Okay. Good night.
423
00:28:02,728 --> 00:28:04,696
- You want to come out with me?
- Sure.
424
00:28:05,197 --> 00:28:07,791
Maybe we were all acting, all the time.
425
00:28:07,866 --> 00:28:12,200
And tonight I was playing the part
of the woman in the great relationship...
426
00:28:12,270 --> 00:28:15,296
whose boyfriend
was coming down with a cold.
427
00:28:21,000 --> 00:29:06,000
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