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In a town where everyone's dying
to couple up...
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...sometimes there's nothing better
than being out of a relationship.
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You have time to do your laundry...
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...freedom to play your favorite
bad music really loudly.
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But the best part of being
out of a relationship...
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Plenty of time to catch up
with your friends.
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I feel sorry for Big.
I really do, because if you think about it...
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...I was the best thing that ever happened
to him. Actually, I pity him.
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Because I get to walk away and be me
and he has to walk away and stay him.
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Who wants to be him
when you can be me?
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I'm smart. I'm funny.
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I was this thing. I was it.
I was this magic moment.
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I was the abracadabra.
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I was totally the "poof" in the relationship.
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I've got more poof than he could ever have.
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Sometimes, I poof just hailing a cab.
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So, I guess it's better to know now
so I can go poof someone else.
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Someone who deserves me...
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...and not some screwed up, insecure guy
who can't deal with a woman...
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...who's got her act together.
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Now, I'm gonna end up deliriously happy
and Big is gonna die old and alone...
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...and I pity him. Really, I pity him.
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What?
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Who's gonna tell her?
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What?
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You're obsessed with talking about Big
and frankly, we can't take it anymore.
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- It's out of our league.
- Is this an intervention?
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Yes, stop her before she obsesses again.
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Isn't part of the breaking up process that
you get free rein to whine to your friends?
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Of course you do.
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But maybe you should think
about whining to a shrink.
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Why should I pay someone
when we can talk for free...
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...and then get a drink or whatever?
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I don't need professional help.
I've got you guys.
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For another ten minutes.
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Then we're cutting you off, cold turkey.
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Hey, I don't need therapy.
I need new friends.
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Look, we're as fucked up as you are.
It's like the blind leading the blind.
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Sometimes it helps
to talk to somebody who's objective.
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Okay, I understand why you see a shrink
because you're always in your head...
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...but I'm fine.
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I am functioning. Besides, I don't really...
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To be honest,
I just don't buy the whole shrink thing.
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Neither do I. My parents believe...
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...that any head problem can be solved
with physical exercise.
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That's why all of us
are really good tennis players.
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It's a slippery slope.
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First you go once a week,
then three times a week...
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...and next thing you know...
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...you start sentences, "My shrink says..."
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My shrink says that's a very common fear.
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Therapy is just so self-indulgent.
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Ancient man didn't need shrinks to survive.
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Ancient man only lived till 30.
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Were my friends right?
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Had I crossed the line
from pleasantly neurotic...
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...into annoyingly troubled?
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I decided to seek
my own professional help.
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How can you not have a shrink?
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This is Manhattan.
Even the shrinks have shrinks.
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The fact was, Stanford was right.
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The therapist was as ubiquitous
in Manhattan as pirated cable.
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I have three.
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You do not.
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I do:
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One when I want to be cuddled...
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...one when I want tough love...
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...and one for when I just want to look at
a really beautiful man.
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- That's sick.
- Which is why I see the other two.
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- Do you want a name?
- No, Miranda's shrink referred me to one.
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Dr. Ellen Greenfield.
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Dr. G! My god! She is hot, hot, hot.
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Gwyneth Paltrow sees her.
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Why does she go to a shrink?
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She suffers from high self-esteem.
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While I was contemplating the couch,
Miranda was enjoying hers.
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Two nights later,
she had another nocturnal rendezvous.
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Soon, Miranda found herself
with a nightly playmate.
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A week later, I kept my date with Dr. G,
celebrity shrink.
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So Carrie, tell me why you're here.
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Well, my friends can't handle me anymore.
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You're like very expensive foster care.
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What's bothering them?
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They tell me that I talk
about my ex-boyfriend too much.
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But that's normal, right, after a break up?
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I don't like the term "normal."
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No, of course you don't,
because you wouldn't have any patients.
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So, tell me about him:
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The ex.
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You know, I have to be honest.
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I'm not sure I really believe in therapy.
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I'm more of a
"solve your own problems" kind of gal.
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Okay.
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I don't know.
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He was smart.
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He was sexy, just totally screwed up.
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He was playing all these games,
and I didn't know the rules.
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You were playing games.
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No, he was. I was just along for the ride.
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What about you?
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Was this the first time you dated a man
who couldn't give you what you wanted?
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Well, that's a little easy, don't you think?
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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Maybe I've dated men
who were wrong for me, but who hasn't?
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The thing they have in common is you.
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- What's your point?
- Maybe you are picking the wrong men.
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Well, of course you pick the wrong guys.
Jesus, I could have told you that.
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Frankly, I think I picked
the wrong therapist.
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She just did not get me at all.
She thought I was a game player.
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You have to be.
It's the only way to deal with men.
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That's healthy.
Relationships are not about games.
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They're about mature
and honest communication.
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This from a woman who plays peek-a-boo
with her neighbor.
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Games are empowering.
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If you know what you're doing,
you can control the situation.
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The only place you can control a man
is in bed.
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If we perpetually gave men blow jobs,
we could run the world.
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At least our hands would be
free to greet dignitaries and stuff.
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Sorry.
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I mean, even if you're in a relationship...
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...you still have to play games.
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Big and I played games.
Look where it got us.
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But maybe the game is not really over.
Maybe it's just halftime.
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That kind of delusional thinking
is why you should be in therapy, too.
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I do not pick the wrong guys.
They pick me.
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So what, you're like a fly strip
for dysfunctional men?
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Yeah, but one of those really
pretty floral scented ones.
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It's slim pickings out there.
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You can't swing a Fendi purse
without knocking over five losers.
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Where did all the great guys go?
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There it was...
happy hour in the valley of lost men.
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Hello.
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I've never seen this many of them
rounded up in one space.
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- What's going on?
- It's sports night.
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It certainly is.
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Come on, girls. Let the games begin.
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Sports night... Every female's fantasy...
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...a room full of captive heterosexual men...
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...all looking to be distracted
during commercial breaks.
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I'm getting a contact high
from all the testosterone.
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- We didn't order these.
- They're on the house.
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It's sports night. Ladies drink for free.
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Forget Disneyland.
This is the happiest place on Earth.
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Yes, indeed.
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If you ladies will excuse me.
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I'm getting on the bench.
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- Who's winning?
- Knicks.
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- Is that good?
- You're not a Knicks fan, I take it.
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Not yet.
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- I'm Don.
- Samantha.
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Don Seglar was a very successful importer
of Mexican handbags.
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He was fanatical about two things...
keeping the price of foreign labor down...
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...and the Knicks.
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- Maybe I can teach you a few things.
- And vice versa!
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It's 10 seconds left.
Pass, you motherfucker!
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We need to penetrate, drive to the basket.
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Get it to Johnson. He's on fire tonight.
Go L.J., go!
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Go! Score!
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Which is exactly
what Samantha did two hours later.
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When I got home that night, I couldn't get
Charlotte's words out of my head.
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We spent our childhoods playing games.
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Were they all just primers
for the games we played as adults?
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Were relationships just a big chess match...
strategy moves, countermoves...
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...all designed to keep your opponent
off balance until you win?
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Was there such a thing as
an honest relationship?
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Or was it true?
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Do you have to play games to
make a relationship work?
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I went out with this girl on Saturday night.
We had a great time.
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I didn't call her again until Thursday,
so I didn't seem eager.
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I went out with this guy on Saturday night.
I thought we had a great time.
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The asshole doesn't call me until Thursday.
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I screened his call
and didn't return it until Monday.
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I gave my boyfriend an ultimatum.
Propose by Christmas or it's over.
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My girlfriends said that was a game.
I think it was just smart.
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Besides, if he doesn't come through,
I can always secretly get pregnant.
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The next day, I reluctantly showed up
for my second appointment with Dr. G.
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I was still a skeptic and I'd already read
every New Yorker in the waiting room.
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When you think about it,
what was I getting out of this anyway?
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And then, at five minutes
to my last scheduled hour...
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...I got my answer.
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My third appointment with Dr. G...
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I had come a little early
to catch up on my reading.
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Hi. I'm Seth.
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Hi. Carrie.
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I thought we could go on playing
this coy game, or I could introduce myself.
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Well, I'm glad you did.
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Especially since I had worn
my new dress for the occasion.
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That New Yorker is from last year.
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Well, this New Yorker is
a little behind on her reading.
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So, how long you been a Dr. G convert?
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Not very long, just three sessions.
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I just had my one-year anniversary.
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What'd she give you, a cake or something?
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A really big bill.
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Listen, this is gonna sound a little weird.
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Would you have dinner with me sometime?
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Sure.
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I'd like that.
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- Call me, all right?
- Okay.
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Maybe it was unethical making a date...
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...with Seth Robinson, photographer,
in my shrink's waiting room...
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...but there was something about him.
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Come on in.
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Well, you're dressed up.
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He's a photographer.
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- And you met him at your shrink's?
- It wasn't a setup or anything.
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Jeez, what if he's crazy?
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It's the crazy ones that have the good pills.
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That's it! Go, Marcus! Go!
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Excuse me,
but why is that on and who is Marcus?
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Marcus Camby, Knicks forward.
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Now that Ewing is injured,
he needs to pull it out.
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When did we start caring about basketball?
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Don is obsessed.
I don't get laid unless the Knicks win.
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Can I just say?
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They and I have been
on a very long losing streak.
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- That's awful.
- No kidding.
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The Knicks are the only ones
getting screwed.
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Come on, you fuckers!
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Why are you staying with him?
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Because the sex, what I can remember,
was unbelievable.
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Yes!
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They won!
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- I've got to go.
- Go.
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Have sex. Go!
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The next night,
Miranda got a pleasant surprise.
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Her date thought it was time they moved
past peek-a-boo to playing doctor.
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Miranda wanted to play fair,
so she gave him a little tit for tat.
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All over town, people were getting lucky.
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Seth and I were having
a great first date at the coffee shop.
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And what about the plant?
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I know.
She always has it in a different place.
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Maybe it's some sort of
Dr. G psychological test.
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- That's it. It's Where's Waldo.
- Yeah.
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And it needs to be watered.
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- It's plastic.
- Are you sure?
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I touched it.
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You touched Dr. G's plant?
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I've been going to her over a year.
I got bored.
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Then you came along.
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- Well, that's sweet.
- No, it's true.
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There was something about him. I felt
like I could talk to him about anything.
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And in the spirit of psychological health
and not playing games...
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...I decided to be honest.
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I like you.
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I like you, too.
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Later that week,
Miranda went shopping for dinner.
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Shopping quickly devolved
into a game of hide and seek.
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I thought I'd be an adult here
and come over and introduce myself.
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Hi.
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I'm Miranda.
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You know.
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Across the airshaft.
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Yeah, right. You're the girl who lives
above the guy I've been cruising.
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Miranda realized she was still playing
with an imaginary friend...
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...just like she did when she was five.
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The next day, she called her shrink
for an emergency session.
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Meanwhile, Sam had decided
she would celebrate...
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...the end of the basketball season
and the return of her sex life...
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...by watching
the final Knicks game at Don's.
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Baby!
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In a minute, baby.
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The Mets are playing Chicago.
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Now that basketball is over,
I can give them my full attention.
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They've been playing lousy ball this year.
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The idea of lasting
through another sexless season...
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...was more than Samantha could take.
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So, she forfeited the game.
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Meanwhile, I was getting plenty of action.
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Seth and I had just come back
from another amazing date.
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You want to come in?
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I think I already am.
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This is great.
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You have all the classics here:
Clue, Parcheesi, and Twister.
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I was the seventh grade Twister champion.
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- Is that a challenge?
- Yeah.
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All right, buddy. It's go time.
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- How are you holding up?
- Feeling good, my friend.
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Left foot yellow.
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I guess that one's mine.
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You're in a very compromising position.
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I believe I'm in about
20 compromising positions.
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I am not gonna lose my concentration.
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In no time it was "yellow pants off."
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So what do you think Dr. G
would have to say about this?
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Very bad.
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Bad patients.
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I have to tell you.
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I'm not really into therapy,
I think it's kind of bullshit.
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- I'm telling Dr. G on you.
- No, no!
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- Cross your heart.
- Hope to die.
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So why are you in therapy, seriously?
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I'm really fucked up about women.
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After I sleep with them,
I completely lose interest.
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What about you? What's your problem?
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I believe in therapy,
this moment is called "the breakthrough."
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I pick the wrong men.
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Although she'd made some good points,
I stopped seeing Dr. G immediately.
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I couldn't risk the humiliation
of running into Seth in the waiting room.
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My friends totally understand.
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