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Once upon a second time around...
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...in a mythical land
between Carmine and Mulberry streets...
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...two mere mortals were having
a wonderful time.
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This is the gangster
l was telling you about.
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Gangster? No. No gangster.
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Come, this way.
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Grazie.
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This is Paolo.
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This is my girlfriend, Carrie.
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Bread?
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You've never called me
your girlfriend before.
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Sure, l have. Just not to your face.
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Bravo!
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And now you wise guy,
come on, it's your turn.
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-Come on, come on.
-Me? Okay.
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-Not funny, Mr. Sambuca.
-Relax, l'm a regular.
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A regular?
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l'd like to dedicate this song
to the lovely lady sitting right over there.
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''When l was 17
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''lt was a very good year
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''lt was a very good year
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''For small town girls
and soft summer nights
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''We'd hide from the lights
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''ln the village green
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''When l was 17''
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It was perfect.
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I felt like I was in heaven.
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Meanwhile across town,
Miranda was in hell...
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Douche products....
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...or its modern day equivalent..
the comedy club.
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-Are we having fun yet?
-When does the comedy start?
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l've never been this close to suicide.
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Not pussy....
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-l'll get the check.
-lf you ditch me in this place...
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...l will hunt you down and kill you.
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Alan Miller was a divorced architect she
met in aisle three at the Food Emporium.
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They immediately bonded
over a shared hatred of designer croutons.
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lf all l was interested in was freshness...
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...then l would be fucking my salad crisper!
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Yo, Red.
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You wanna answer your fuckin' phone?
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lt's not my phone.
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Go ahead. Answer it.
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Answer it!
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Alan Miller's phone.
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No, this is his date. Who's this?
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Who is it?
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l'm sorry, his date can't speak right now.
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Whom may l say is calling?
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His wife!
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Numb-nuts, your wife's on the phone.
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You told me you were divorced.
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l'm not really divorced.
l'm really separated.
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No, we're really separated.
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See, this is me, separating.
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Red, not so fast.
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l'll fuck you.
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Honey....
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lf they're not married, they're gay,
or burned from a divorce...
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...or aliens from the planet
''Don't date me.''
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lt's amazing how many
of them walk among us.
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Only recognizable by their
slightly larger heads.
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l asked him, point blank:
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''How long have you been divorced?''
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''Three years.'' Just like that.
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Guys are such liars.
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97 percent of them can't fuck you
worth a damn!
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He tells me how much he likes me,
and boom, l believe him.
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-Am l that needy?
-Maybe he really did like you.
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lf you ''Pollyanna-out'' on me today...
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...l'll have to hit you with this rice pudding.
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This married man...
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...fell madly in love with my friend,
Amanda's friend, Ashley...
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...and he said he would
get a divorce and he did.
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They got married, moved to Connecticut
and he is this amazing husband and father.
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-Never happened.
-Excuse me?
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Urban relationship myth.
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Unbelievable fairy tales
concocted by women...
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...to make their love lives
seem less hopeless.
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Except it makes you feel
even more hopeless...
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...because this fabulous, magical
relationship is never happening to you.
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lt did happen.
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Like the one about the guy
who couldn't commit...
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...and the woman broke up with him
and moved to Kansas.
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-One night, she comes walking home--
-ln the rain!
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Always, in the rain.
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He stands there in front of her door
with an engagement ring.
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He says, ''Marry me,''
and they live happily ever after.
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But, it can happen.
People do live happily ever after.
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lt happened to my friend, Amanda's friend.
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lt's always a friend who knows a friend....
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Honey.
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Have you ever known anyone who's
relationship changed magically overnight?
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Yes.
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Look at Carrie and Big.
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Their relationship is totally
different than before.
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How?
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How is it different?
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lt just is.
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l can't explain it.
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l can, but you're so scary right now,
l won't.
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No, really, tell me.
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lt's just a feeling.
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Something shifted....
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Maybe we both know that...
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...if we came together again
it must be for a reason.
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Why is that so hard to believe?
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How much time have you got?
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That afternoon, I got to thinking
about myths and relationships.
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Heroes, boyfriends, Cyclopses,
divorced guys.
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Are they really that different?
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The primitive Greeks
clung desperately to myths...
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...to explain the random hopelessness
of their miserable lives.
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Do modern day singles
need modern day myths...
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...just to help us get through our random
and sometimes miserable relationships?
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What about Big and me?
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After what seemed like an eternity of not
quite fitting together, we suddenly fit.
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Had the relationship God smiled?
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Or was that something
I desperately needed to believe?
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Are we willing to believe anything to date?
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While Samantha had little belief
in the idea of happily ever after...
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...she had a strong belief in the idea...
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...of a smart cocktail at the end
of the work day.
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Samantha, a Cosmopolitan
and Donald Trump.
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You don't get more New York than that.
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l gotta go.
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Think about it.
l'll be at my office at Trump Tower.
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Excuse me.
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l was so distracted by your beauty...
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...l think l just agreed
to finance Mr. Trump's new project.
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You owe me 150 million dollars.
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Will you take a check?
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May l buy you a drink?
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l have one, thanks.
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Can l buy you an island?
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-l don't know, can you?
-The name's Ed.
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Samantha.
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So, Samantha, do you come here often?
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Honey, that line's older than you are.
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You are a pistol.
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You have no idea.
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A bottle of their best champagne later...
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...Samantha had learned
that Ed was single, available...
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...and a millionaire many, many times over.
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What's your age ceiling with men?
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Fifty?
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Factor in millions and millions of dollars.
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Fifty?
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Well, l just met the cutest older man.
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How old, fifty?
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Sixty?
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-ls he on Medicare?
-l'm guessing 72.
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A young 72.
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Your silence reeks of ageism.
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-Are you serious?
-He took me to dinner at Jean Georges.
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We got right in, no reservation needed.
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l wasn't aware that Jean Georges
had an early bird special.
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He's vibrant and powerful and generous.
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He's just looking for someone
to have a little fun with.
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Would that include bedroom fun?
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We haven't discussed it yet.
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Are you telling me that you are seriously
capable of having sex with a senior?
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You know the saying:
''All cats look the same in the dark.''
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It was pure urban legend.
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Alligators in the sewer,
pets in the microwave...
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...and now an old man and Samantha.
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ls this a piece of veal
or is this a piece of veal?
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That is a piece of veal.
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In every myth, there comes a point
when the mere mortals are given a test.
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The way they respond usually determines
whether they find paradise...
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...or are tied to a big rock for all eternity.
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l have a huge request.
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l want you to know my friends better.
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l know your friends fine.
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Charlotte is the brunette.
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Miranda is the redhead.
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And Samantha is trouble.
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l want them to know you better.
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They've never really spent time with you...
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...and you're so funny and cute.
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What is it you need?
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l want us all to have dinner
Saturday night at Denial.
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Denial was a very popular
Manhattan hot spot.
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Apparently, everyone in Manhattan
wanted to be ''in Denial.''
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Okay.
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Why are you suddenly so--
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-Cute?
-Yes.
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Why are you so cute?
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Hello?
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Where are you?
l've been waiting here forever.
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Didn't you get the message
l left on your machine an hour ago?
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No. ls everything all right?
l thought you were dead or something.
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l'm fine. l'm at Big's.
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You're at Big's?
You and l are having dinner tonight.
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Well, he got this veal.
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You blew me off for a piece
of politically incorrect meat?
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Well, he wanted to make me dinner.
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You just dropped your life
and ran right on over to his?
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l can't get into that right now.
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You know what?
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You're relationship is the same as always.
lt's all about him.
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Could you put Miranda on, please?
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Enjoy your veal.
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Problem?
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No.
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l'll have another glass of wine.
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Please.
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Please what?
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l'll have another glass of wine, please.
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Are you allowed to talk to me like that?
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l think l am.
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Enjoy.
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Thank you.
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Steve, thank you, Steve.
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That's really very cute
but l'm not in the mood.
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l'm not really in the mood, Steve.
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l'm not a total bitch,
l just had a fight with somebody.
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l heard. Boyfriend?
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None of your business.
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Girlfriend? Butcher.
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-Butcher?
-The veal.
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l took a shot.
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What are you reading?
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The Joy of Bartending, Hemingway.
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So, what, you're funny?
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Slow down, that's a nice C�tes du Rh�ne.
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Enjoy.
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lt's on me.
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Why would that be?
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A bribe, so, you'll hang out and talk.
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lf you leave,
l'll have to listen to those NYU kids...
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...with the Amstel Lights
discuss Fiona Apple.
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l'm begging you.
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They did a little more than talk.
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After work they went back to her place
where Steve, the bartender...
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...served Miranda two orgasms,
straight up.
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So...
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...that was really special.
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Sure.
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ls that your shirt over there?
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Can l get your phone number?
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Why?
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To call you up and ask you for a date.
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Look....
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Steve. Look, Steve.
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You don't have to do this.
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You don't have to make believe
you're gonna call.
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Let's just call this what this was:
a one-night stand.
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You're a real pisser.
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Stop by the bar, see me sometime.
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Sure, okay. Whatever. Thanks.
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Bye.
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Great sex.
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Three dinners and two extravagant
lunches later...
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...Ed invited Samantha
over to his townhouse.
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Up until now,
she would never have believed...
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00:14:50,436 --> 00:14:53,098
...she would consider a relationship
with an older man.
258
00:14:53,172 --> 00:14:55,299
Bu there was something about Ed.
259
00:14:57,910 --> 00:14:59,878
How did that get there?
260
00:15:01,347 --> 00:15:02,905
l wonder if....
261
00:15:12,225 --> 00:15:14,921
Ed, no.
262
00:15:28,874 --> 00:15:31,604
After an impressive six-course dinner...
263
00:15:31,711 --> 00:15:33,804
...Ed put the moves on Samantha.
264
00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:36,640
Ed's moves were from
a different dating time.
265
00:15:36,716 --> 00:15:39,116
Moves she had heard of
or seen in old movies...
266
00:15:39,185 --> 00:15:42,416
...but moves she never thought
she'd experience firsthand.
267
00:15:42,622 --> 00:15:45,090
l used to groove with these cats in Cuba.
268
00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:49,787
What's the matter?
269
00:15:49,929 --> 00:15:52,056
Can't afford the light bill?
270
00:15:52,265 --> 00:15:55,234
You're fun. A toast to fun.
271
00:16:00,072 --> 00:16:01,539
What the hell!
272
00:16:02,508 --> 00:16:04,669
l'm gonna lay my cards on the table.
273
00:16:07,513 --> 00:16:10,778
-l've only got a handful of good years left.
-No--
274
00:16:11,150 --> 00:16:12,708
10 to 12, tops.
275
00:16:12,985 --> 00:16:15,715
l'm looking for someone
to have some fun with.
276
00:16:15,788 --> 00:16:19,849
l'm aware that a gorgeous woman like
you can get any young man you want.
277
00:16:20,626 --> 00:16:23,390
l'm willing to make it worth your wild.
278
00:16:23,996 --> 00:16:25,861
And speaking of wild...
279
00:16:26,465 --> 00:16:27,989
...don't worry.
280
00:16:28,301 --> 00:16:31,828
l got a big, old pocketful of Viagra.
281
00:16:33,372 --> 00:16:34,737
Why, Ed.
282
00:16:35,975 --> 00:16:37,875
That's not Viagra.
283
00:16:39,312 --> 00:16:42,645
Samantha was suddenly living
her own urban relationship myth.
284
00:16:42,882 --> 00:16:47,546
The woman who stopped for a cocktail
after work and lived happily ever after.
285
00:16:47,620 --> 00:16:49,315
For 10 to 12 years, tops.
286
00:16:49,388 --> 00:16:53,415
l think in the dark is sexier.
287
00:16:53,793 --> 00:16:56,227
Could you get that light behind you?
288
00:17:00,066 --> 00:17:04,696
In the dark, she learned that all cats
not only look the same but felt the same.
289
00:17:04,770 --> 00:17:07,364
Ed's lips were not the lips of an older man.
290
00:17:08,774 --> 00:17:11,743
Ed's touch was not the touch
of an older man.
291
00:17:11,877 --> 00:17:14,573
Excuse me, baby. Little boy's room.
292
00:17:17,350 --> 00:17:20,842
Unfortunately Ed's ass
was the ass of an older man.
293
00:17:28,227 --> 00:17:32,186
She told him it was a bad reaction
to the shellfish from dinner.
294
00:17:36,802 --> 00:17:38,929
Saturday afternoon,
Miranda was at home...
295
00:17:39,004 --> 00:17:41,802
...enjoying a cup of coffee
and her New York Times...
296
00:17:41,874 --> 00:17:44,001
...when fate came knocking.
297
00:17:52,451 --> 00:17:53,315
Yes?
298
00:17:53,486 --> 00:17:54,612
lt's Steve.
299
00:17:54,954 --> 00:17:56,046
Steve who?
300
00:17:56,222 --> 00:17:58,349
Steve Brady, the bartender.
301
00:17:58,891 --> 00:18:00,119
What do you want?
302
00:18:00,192 --> 00:18:02,456
You want your neighbors to hear?
303
00:18:07,933 --> 00:18:09,423
Hi.
304
00:18:10,236 --> 00:18:13,103
-Thanks for letting me in.
-Did you forget something?
305
00:18:13,339 --> 00:18:17,241
No, l didn't have your number
and l wanted to tell you something.
306
00:18:18,010 --> 00:18:19,102
l like you.
307
00:18:20,479 --> 00:18:24,381
Translation: ''l think you're an easy lay
and l'd like to have sex again.''
308
00:18:24,450 --> 00:18:26,145
lt's not like that.
309
00:18:27,753 --> 00:18:29,345
Have dinner with me.
310
00:18:30,122 --> 00:18:31,146
Why?
311
00:18:31,490 --> 00:18:34,288
l don't know, because we're hungry.
312
00:18:34,460 --> 00:18:37,088
l can't have dinner with you.
l don't even know you.
313
00:18:37,163 --> 00:18:39,529
-You slept with me.
-lt's a different thing.
314
00:18:40,766 --> 00:18:43,166
-How 'bout tonight?
-l have plans.
315
00:18:43,602 --> 00:18:45,536
-You don't have plans.
-l do.
316
00:18:45,604 --> 00:18:47,834
What plans?
Quick, before you make one up.
317
00:18:47,907 --> 00:18:50,535
l'm meeting my friends downtown
at Denial for dinner.
318
00:18:50,943 --> 00:18:53,935
My buddy works there.
l'll meet you for a drink. What time?
319
00:18:54,013 --> 00:18:55,344
7:00.
320
00:18:55,848 --> 00:18:56,974
Okay.
321
00:19:01,253 --> 00:19:03,448
What time are you really meeting them?
322
00:19:07,193 --> 00:19:08,285
9:00.
323
00:19:16,802 --> 00:19:19,032
At 8:15, I arrived at Big's.
324
00:19:19,104 --> 00:19:21,766
One quick drink and we'd be out the door.
325
00:19:21,841 --> 00:19:25,277
I told myself all day it was just
another dinner with friends.
326
00:19:25,511 --> 00:19:29,038
But, as I stood waiting,
in my new, very favorite dress...
327
00:19:29,181 --> 00:19:31,308
...I realized it meant a lot more.
328
00:19:32,885 --> 00:19:34,477
Hi, baby, c'mon in.
329
00:19:34,620 --> 00:19:38,784
You're not properly attired
to meet my friends, mister. Hop to it.
330
00:19:39,258 --> 00:19:40,885
About that....
331
00:19:44,029 --> 00:19:46,054
Do you mind if l don't go?
332
00:19:47,032 --> 00:19:49,728
l've been out all day, it's gonna rain.
333
00:19:51,203 --> 00:19:53,262
But my friends are expecting you.
334
00:19:53,339 --> 00:19:55,807
l know, but they're your friends and...
335
00:19:56,141 --> 00:19:58,234
...they'll be fine with just you.
336
00:19:58,611 --> 00:20:00,044
ls it okay?
337
00:20:01,380 --> 00:20:02,574
Sure.
338
00:20:03,249 --> 00:20:06,082
I was afraid if I looked up into his eyes...
339
00:20:06,151 --> 00:20:08,016
...I'd turn to stone.
340
00:20:13,459 --> 00:20:17,896
How could I have let myself believe things
would be different the second time around?
341
00:20:17,963 --> 00:20:22,991
I'd never heard of a myth in which
a self-centered, 42-year-old baby...
342
00:20:23,068 --> 00:20:27,061
...magically transformed into a grown
man that you could bring out in public.
343
00:20:32,678 --> 00:20:35,203
They won't seat us 'til
all of our party is here.
344
00:20:35,281 --> 00:20:37,306
How long do you think Big will be?
345
00:20:37,383 --> 00:20:39,317
l'm not sure, he's coming from work.
346
00:20:39,385 --> 00:20:42,411
I didn't have the strength to tell them
about my fallen hero.
347
00:20:42,488 --> 00:20:44,115
Not without a cocktail.
348
00:20:44,189 --> 00:20:47,386
I figured as long as I was ''in Denial,''
I might as well stay there.
349
00:20:47,459 --> 00:20:49,154
Look at you.
350
00:20:49,728 --> 00:20:52,788
lf you want good service, send a bartender.
351
00:20:52,865 --> 00:20:55,766
lf you want a good fuck, go home with one.
352
00:20:57,770 --> 00:21:00,136
Hello! lt was funny!
353
00:21:00,239 --> 00:21:03,003
Can l talk to you over there, for a second?
354
00:21:03,409 --> 00:21:06,435
The gods are punishing me
for having casual sex.
355
00:21:13,919 --> 00:21:15,079
Thank you.
356
00:21:15,321 --> 00:21:17,721
One quick question and l'm out of here.
357
00:21:17,790 --> 00:21:19,951
Why do you hate guys so much?
358
00:21:20,025 --> 00:21:21,390
Excuse me?
359
00:21:21,460 --> 00:21:24,258
We just met,
so l know that it ain't all about me.
360
00:21:24,563 --> 00:21:25,723
Wait.
361
00:21:26,031 --> 00:21:27,692
What do you want?
362
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,525
l just wanna get to know you better.
363
00:21:30,669 --> 00:21:32,694
Do me a favor.
364
00:21:33,172 --> 00:21:37,905
Can you, for a second, believe that
maybe l'm not some ''full-of-shit'' guy?
365
00:21:38,377 --> 00:21:40,368
That maybe l do like you?
366
00:21:40,579 --> 00:21:43,275
That maybe the other night was special?
367
00:21:43,349 --> 00:21:46,341
-Do you think maybe you can believe that?
-No.
368
00:21:46,418 --> 00:21:49,478
Maybe l've just slept
with too many bartenders.
369
00:21:54,526 --> 00:21:55,788
Are you okay?
370
00:21:55,928 --> 00:21:58,192
l don't wanna talk about it.
371
00:21:59,932 --> 00:22:02,332
Nice meeting you all, excuse me.
372
00:22:08,907 --> 00:22:11,774
-Maybe we should get a table for four.
-l knew it.
373
00:22:12,778 --> 00:22:14,939
Big's not coming. Men are shit.
374
00:22:15,180 --> 00:22:18,081
What are you talking about?
He's coming, isn't he?
375
00:22:18,150 --> 00:22:21,984
I didn't know if I had the heart
to tell Charlotte that ''happily ever after...''
376
00:22:22,054 --> 00:22:24,284
...really was just a myth.
377
00:22:25,758 --> 00:22:27,692
See, there he is!
378
00:22:43,108 --> 00:22:45,372
lt's really coming down out there.
379
00:22:45,444 --> 00:22:48,004
-You remember my friends?
-Of course, l do.
380
00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:49,411
Hello, ladies.
381
00:22:49,481 --> 00:22:51,278
Seeing Big show up for me...
382
00:22:51,350 --> 00:22:54,615
...shook Miranda's lack of belief system
to the very core.
383
00:22:54,687 --> 00:22:56,154
Excuse me.
384
00:22:57,322 --> 00:22:58,482
More drinks?
385
00:22:58,991 --> 00:23:01,391
Just like that, Miranda left Denial.
386
00:23:03,729 --> 00:23:04,855
Steve!
387
00:23:12,204 --> 00:23:14,104
Maybe l can believe it.
388
00:23:18,944 --> 00:23:21,845
From that night on,
promiscuous women everywhere...
389
00:23:21,914 --> 00:23:24,405
...would tell the tale
of the one-night stand...
390
00:23:24,483 --> 00:23:26,713
...that turned into a relationship.
391
00:23:26,952 --> 00:23:28,442
As for Big and me....
392
00:23:28,854 --> 00:23:30,253
So, tell me.
393
00:23:30,989 --> 00:23:33,480
Did you ever get it on with that old coot?
394
00:23:35,627 --> 00:23:39,859
That was the night we stopped being
a myth and started becoming real.
395
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:50,000
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